The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Chicks Claiming Everything is PTSD, San Francisco's Insane Crime Prevention Tactics & META's Next Level Censorship

Episode Date: April 5, 2024

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For the first time in history, Pope Francis has broken with his annual Easter foot-washing tradition by only washing the feet of women, stating that he is quote-unquote done with that gay s**t. The 87-year-old continued, Straight up, I'm just not about that life. And having to say no homo after every dude foot wash was becoming increasingly time-consuming. With that said, when it comes to the women, I'm no holds barred. Even if she just went to the gym and s, I'll wash those dogs anytime, anyplace, and encourages women to send feet pics to soldaddyatthevatican.com.

The Pope claims he is more than made up for changing the zesty tradition with how much extra time he is now spending on the ladies' feet, giving each foot a couple smooches for good measure and can even go further than that if that's something she'd be into. But when it comes to the foot of a man, he says the official policy of the papacy is now to miss him with that. When a reporter pointed out that the Pope's predecessor, Pope Benedict, exclusively washed the feet of men, Pope Francis grimaced and asked us to pause before backing up and claiming he talked to God earlier and even the Lord agreed touching all those dudes feet was a

little sus the boys Here we go. The Boy Scouts. The Boy Scouts. Let's go. We are here at the Boy Scouts. This weekend, I'm going to be in the shithole known as Winnipeg. Whoa.

Well known. The Weaker Thens called it. I hate Winnipeg. Great band. And then a couple more dates on the tour. Atlanta, San Diego, Houston. Then I'm just making videos. Danny, you have some tours.

Are you still doing the closer of the eating 19 hot dogs, shoving them down the gullet? Maybe. That's the encore. That's when they demand the encore, and then I come out with a tray of dogs. I'll be at Fairfield, Connecticut, April 13th. Hamilton, Ontario,il 19th 20th and then dallas texas end of the month uh morris plains new jersey minneapolis edmonton vancouver danny my man's out there i'm out there and all that i'm going to australia but that is so funny it was you you leave and then everyone's like come on more come out with two paper plates for the dogs yeah By the way, on this topic, I have something to say. On the dog topic?

No, on the topic of you. So someone, this is a top comment last week, and it says, I've always wondered why Ryan likes to make jokes at Danny's expense. Well, Danny doesn't feel the need to do that to Ryan as much on camera. So I just want to say it's your turn. Have at it. What do you got? Unless I'm if I'm so low that I'm not worth your time, then don't.

You know what it is? Is the only really like jokes I have are mostly just in regards to like spelling and like grammar and like you saying stuff weird but the comments take care of it for me okay right so it's always like you'll mispronounce something or like you'll say something wrong and then like what am i supposed to be the like um actually guy for the rest of my life saying that's the only thing wrong with me other than that i'm perfect yeah see i see it a couple boys joking around a little deaf I don't know what are we making fun of disabilities now

not okay dude you fucking I thought this was going to be a fun segment I didn't know you were going to fucking take a low blows dude

I don't know hit me with being deaf and shit we got you with the huge balls and stuff and there's metal stuff floating around

in there now we're talking yeah we got stuff fucking Ryan these guys balls are so big standing at the rows

Ryan's balls are so big how big are they at the roast. Ryan's balls are so big. How big are they? I actually remember that one time with Corinne Fisher, like when we had just met her, and you were like giving it to me for being good in bed. Remember? And she's like, wait, are you making fun of Danny for being good at sex? And you were like, yeah.

And she was like, what? I can't believe this guy. I can't believe this guy put in fucking performances. And she was like, what? I can't believe this guy put in fucking performances. She was like, what? That was because Danny's ex-girlfriend said he's the best fuck she ever had. Hey, what can I say? I'm solicited. That is such a good explanation of how our Toronto friend group is.

It was like that you were made fun of relentlessly for months because she said you were good at sex. relentlessly for months because she said you were good at sex. Yeah. You do not want to be Danny Polachek's downstairs neighbor. No, no, no. You're going to be covered in dust. A fine coat of dust.

Actually, I got a pretty funny one for you if you want something to make fun of me about for your ammo because they say roast the ones you love and you don't really want to do that. I told you I've been doing Wim Hof at at night to try to sleep right did you pass out yeah i passed you already knew no it's crazier than that because you know i have also you know me like to pee a lot right yeah so i'm wait you pissed yourself no so this is crazier dude so i'm doing wim Hof, right?

And I like to try to go to sleep after I do it. So I'm halfway through and I realize I have to pee really bad. So I know that I'm fucking, after I finish this, I'm going to have to get up again. So I try to go take a piss while I'm still doing it because I have the headphones in. So I'm basically like halfway through and I'm holding my breath. So I go try to take a piss while I'm holding my breath. And then I just fucking woke up on the floor with my dick out was there piss everywhere a little bit it wasn't that crazy i just woke up and i remember kind of like thinking of some weird dream and all

this weird shit and then i'm just lying with my boxers but they like or my underwear like came up but like my dick was just like hanging out and i'm just lying on the floor of the fucking bathroom with my dick out that's amazing i tried to hold my breath it'll take you to piss yeah yeah you're wearing my office stuff you gotta be definitely not standing i know dude it fucking did me in i mean you're lucky you dodged one because that's like so many people are like i could have broke my head or something yeah you like yeah only thing i did is on my going down i think I like Kicked the counter With my shin So I had a little bit

Of shin damage That's fine That's honestly As far as damage I was thrown The fuck off guard Though buddy When I woke up

And I was just like Lying there With my fucking dick Out on the floor What just What happened What did they do What did P Diddy

Do to me Check your butthole uh yeah just frantically like what's going on here but okay where are they the windows open in the bathroom it's like I don't remember the window being holding my boobs

it was crazy that's nuts does Wim Hof help you like it I feel like it's up there of good things to do yeah JJ got me on that and Chase said he does it too a bunch of people that I talk to feel like it's up there of good things to do JJ got me on that and Chase said he does it too, a bunch of people that I talk to are like it's the fucking shit it's one of the best kept secrets I watched some of the videos but I never got into it

I think it's a good one but it is also funny that recently, we're not going to go too deep on the P. Diddy stuff again but it's just making me so Jay-Z's getting it really hard right now and it's just funny because I started watching the Jay-Z, Beyonce stuff

in the last little bit and the Jay-Z stuff is always so funny because a lot of these guys, they're kind of like saying they sex trafficked, right? Yeah. And they're just like, oh, as if. But it's the Key & Peele sketch where every one of their songs is like, I'm a pimp with nine hoes that work for me. Yeah. I mean, it used to be cool, I'm a pimp with nine hoes that work for me. Yeah.

I mean, it used to be cool. I'm running a pimping operation is the fucking titles of the song. Yeah, that's what we talked about before. But it was like, it used to be cool to be a pimp and then they changed the term pimp to sex trafficker. Yeah, that's true. And then you're like, oh.

That's so funny. Like someone comes on, you know, like a hip hop show and they bring the anime out. They go, and we have, you know, Jay-Z coming through as everyone knows he's so funny. Someone comes on a hip-hop show, and they enter the mail. They go, and we have Jay-Z coming through. As everyone knows, he's a sex... He's standing there with his pimp cup and his jacket. This is I'm a pimp. They're like, we have a sex trafficker on the show.

That just definition got changed on us. Yes, Snoop Dogg comes out. Snoop Dogg had the pimp goblet or whatever. Pimp cup, right? They're like, we have a sex trafficker on the show today. He's just standing there with his goblet. I'm a pimp. Technically, what is pimping

entail? Sort of have a bunch of hoes working for you. Give them money to have sex with people. Then you just keep most of it and just kind of take care of their basic needs. It's funny though because Beyonce, her whole thing right now, she has this big country album, right? She's trying to weave some yarn about

the reason that she has a country album. It's because she was snubbed by the Country Music Awards seven years ago. She's doing a press tour saying that's why she got into country to show the black women who do country. It's like, no, you got into country because it's the fucking biggest thing in the world right now. Yeah, because country's hot and you saw opportunity there.

Dude, do you think it is also funny to think about where it's like country being so popular right now it's like libs were so gay they turned everyone into cowboys yeah that's uh that's like legitimately probably a factor they went so out of control that people just said it fuck it i'm a cowboy now yeah and they're not even like the old school country where they're like uh their lyrics are about that stuff it's not even really it just you know it's not even about like your guns and your trucks and shit no yeah my whole my whole like timeline right now if i go on tiktok which i do not do that often they're always just feeding me new some new country guy oh really yeah interesting it is interesting it's popping

off and another couple small things because this was interesting to me. Obviously, I got to bring it up. You know that. Actor Steven Seagal visits Moscow terror attack victims. And I saw a meme that I already... He's looking good. I guess it's the hair dye.

He's looking good? You think? I mean, for his 70s. He dropped a couple, you're saying? He's a little lighter. I mean, he's 71, but he does the whole thing where he dyes all his shit,

dyes all the hair, and then hard tan oh yeah right so that just kind of from on photos that makes you look pretty good you think he goes to the booths oh for sure

they can't close it all the way he has a custom booth he's got a custom sized booth the um but I saw a meme that kind of said the funniest thing that could be said

but kind of what everyone's thinking I guess but this one went viral and it was like, imagine you go to war, and you get your leg blown off, and you wake up, and it's Steven Seagal standing there pretending to be a doctor. I mean, the best is if you're like 20 or whatever.

You're like military age, kind of, and you're like, who is this guy? And then they're like, Steven, Steven, don't listen to him. He just had his leg amputated. He's delirious. He totally has seen all your movies. Everyone knows who you are. Everybody in Russia has seen all your fucking movies.

He gives them a signed copy of Into the Darkness or whatever. One of the deep cuts, too. He's like, I figured you'd appreciate one of the deep cuts. Dude, don't listen to him. He totally knows exactly who you are. He's a huge fan. Huge fan. We're all huge fans.

Yeah, Steven Seagal just leans on the bed at break. By the way, you probably know this. Why did he move to Russia? Taxes? No. Honestly, I think he just fucks with Putin that hard. Oh, okay. Steven Seagal is a little bit like Trump, I think.

And he's like, he'll move to wherever he gets the most love. Sort of like how Dennis Rodman likes North Korea. I think a bit of it's that where he was getting almost like it's the same thing this quebec has this a little bit in some places in europe where if you were a celebrity like 15 years ago they consider you equally as much of a celebrity now right whereas i feel like america is very much like onto the oh you're a celebrity that was six months ago right yeah you know what i mean and whereas i think a lot of other countries it like sticks for longer right they see is you know timothy chalamet seagal just two big action stars you know what i mean

i think i think their fame sticks a little longer out there yeah plus i guess in terms of like uh proximity to the powerful people you're you're one of the most powerful guys in the world. And then on top of that, yeah, he's going to all the things. He's like guest of honor. Steven Seagal is not guest of honor many places in America right now. No, no. He's dicking around Hollywood and he's probably poison to these

people because legitimately anyone, they look at someone's curve and if it's on the way down, they're diving out the window to get away from you. They're even tracking him anymore he's not even he's off the ticker data points anymore it stops at like 2002 they go we've stopped tracking his they took it they took his ticker off the off the smp what was the last movie that he actually had that was like popular he makes like four years but like like 90s right or like when they were actually like he was in um when they were in well he was in uh the machete remember and no i didn't see that yeah so he was the one

of the guys at the end of machete maybe i'm getting this wrong the danny trejo one right okay yeah and then he's like one of the bad guys and because he has a rule that he could never be killed in a movie because like how would anyone kill him? It doesn't make sense. He's like, hey, I saw this thing. It says I lost the fight. It's just unrealistic. Essentially what he does. So what happens is, in this movie, he's winning the fight,

and he's the bad guy. And then Machete, I think it is, has to kill him. And then he decides that he changes his mind, and he goes, I think you are right, something like this. And then he just stabs himself and kills himself Japanese style. So the only way he's ever died is at his own hand and honorable yeah yeah so he got to be the bad guy and also kill the bad guy and that's probably the last time hollywood was like we're not working with this psycho anymore this is too much i thought i don't know the fact that he was not in expendables makes expendables not even

a good franchise well i'm sure he wanted more money than Arnold. That's probably true. He probably had crazy demands. Crazy demands. Don Lemon-like demands. Demands on where they're shooting it. You know what I mean? He probably wanted to shoot it in Russia.

He did have Don Lemon demands. He probably wanted to shoot it in Russia. He's like, I don't really want to travel much. Can we just shoot it just in Moscow? Yeah, I'd like to green screen my scenes. He goes, oh, also the Russians cannot be the bad guys i go we're out so we have one other small thing is probably a big shocker to you but women with long hair have more sex than ladies with shorter cuts study finds new study found a surprising link between

women's hair and their sex lives. Researchers from Yonsei University in South Korea said married women with long hair, high quality hair have more sex than ladies with a shorter crop. Wow. This is groundbreaking stuff. My breath is taken away. Old ladies with buzz cuts. People get money

to do these studies, by the way. This is in Korea? Well, Korea's interesting because you only have one of two haircuts there. I don't think they did this in Korea? Well, Korea's interesting because you only have one of two haircuts there. I don't think they did this in Korea. That's a really good point that I just not think being talked about.

This is talking about Western women? Yeah, Western women have more variation of haircuts. I was like, yeah, if your wife has a fucking bowl cut, you're not getting ahead as much. It's probably a good... Yeah, not your favorite haircut

to get to fuck with a... Old ladies with buzz cuts have the least sex one under that is lesbians have secondly sex at zero sex zero sex you need a penis for sex uh yeah i don't uh this is real shocker i wonder how long the study took i wonder if like if they're polling people that's's so stupid. They're like, wow. Just in their house with a pad and a paper. Guys like more feminine women. What do you know? Also, the more important part is chicks with buzz cuts aren't that fun.

That's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The problem is the haircut says a lot about the personality. I know what's going on here. Unless sometimes you'll see some chick with crazy tattoos and something, and then the buzz cut, and you'll be like, oh, no, she's actually so crazy. There sometimes you'll see some chick with crazy tattoos and something, and then the buzz cut, and you'll be like, oh, no, she's actually so crazy. There's a few hoes with buzzes.

Yeah, where they go, this is actually next level craziness, actually. She's amping up the craziness. Yeah. And they'll be a fun time. You're right. If the buzz is a little bit of craziness. Yeah. If the buzz comes like, she's so wild.

Yeah. But it's not just like, oh, i buzz cut my hair because i hate donald trump yeah yeah that's not gonna be fun old ladies with buzz cuts bopping around fucking mar-a-lago yeah no no no no not not uh did you celebrate the trans day of visibility a lot of people are talking about that i did i was well easter i decided with the easter folk you know we talked about the pope thing but i had a, but the funniest thing about the Pope thing that we did the intro about, in the early years of his pontificate, the Pope changed church rules to officially include women at the ceremony, a move that was met with resistance from the Vatican.

So when they first started washing the dude's feet, like the other guy only washed the dude's feet, and he basically said, like, for feminism, let's get some chicks feet oh yeah well that's the old when they talk about like a like a guy be getting pussy for feminism a dude being like it's not fair to women that i'm only watching all these guys feet that's such a good angle on it but they're are there female prisoners this year he did prisoners i think he does different i think they're always prisoners and homeless people yeah like the lowest grubby feet lowest rung of society basically because that's the whole thing is he's like i'm not above i'm not even above that i've said it before but by far the worst part about being the pope is the worst but it's like it's sick you got all

these like crown jewels and all this artwork and oh yeah part is the foot washing and on top of that uh the it's like 12 in a row right yeah so it's just like dude's foot after dude's foot but it's like a gangbang it was funny the the like the doing the day on trans visibility on easter because like obviously it was just kind of like a fuck you to christian well but it was a hat that's the thing everybody's so mad about it and then you're like trans visibility day they've been doing for 15 years sure but happened to sure you could say that however if you were uh elizabeth warren for example a lot of these people like trudeau i think got accused of this it was like every other holiday it's a big thing and then for easter he's like happy easter or nothing yeah and

then transmissibility on the same day so you So you sort of obviously you're just kind of trying to do a bit of a fuck you. But it is funny thinking Elizabeth Warren just sitting there at Easter dinner with all her fucking lizard people and just on her phone fucking trans people are sick.

So sick. I made a joke saying that it should be on April 1st instead of Trans Day of Visibility. It should be on the International Day of Trickery, April 1st. Doesn't that make more sense? One day later instead of March 31st? Not bad. Yeah.

We have to make a retraction. Oh, we have to do a retraction? Should we just bury these at the end? We should bury it at the end. We're not that kind of podcast. In the credits. So we talked a lot and we did a sketch about it and everything. The association between adult penile length and IQ.

Yeah. Now, there's not been any changes to the data. The data is holding firm, actually. But they've withdrawn the fucking stuff. Couldn't handle the smoke. There's a couple of researchers who thought. How fucking funny is that? They've withdrawn this the fucking handle the smoke there's a couple researchers who thought fucking funny is that they withdrawn this if you go to the survey and said this survey is this study has been withdrawn how does that even work and you go they're like but we did did anything

change no and the reason was exactly what we said when you started saying there's iq and penis length people were using that to you know kind of do race iq stuff so by the way i don't know how we missed this or maybe we didn't the guy who made this study's last name is wang yeah it was like literally they're like it seems like it could be a troll because it's uh there's a fucking dude doing a penis like one guy's last name is like cuntin wang or something but it's real it's real yeah i like i remember seeing that and i go this this is surely This is like when you ever see the news report Where they have the flight crash And they're like, pilots are like something wrong

But there was like an actual, someone trolled them Something wrong, is it good? Yeah, but it was like someone trolled them or whatever This was not a troll, but it seems like it would have been I couldn't believe it But I love the fact they had to redact it And there was nothing changing with the data No, they're just

going and you just can't handle the heat it's funny though because you'd think it would be a bunch of people you know from uh countries of small penis being like shut up yeah fucking stop doing these studies pal you know what i mean get this shit off the internet what are you doing why are we paying you money to fucking tell us we have small fucking weans yeah go back to all your other stupid studies exactly right long hair and shit but it wasn't that it was you know on some like pc shit i mean the problem is they start seeing the type of people who kind of crawl out to agree with it and you know like in the you know in like the restricted comments on twitter we don't like this i i don't think that's what happened though even though that's an okay hypothesis i think what happened is top

down this guy's you know was getting flack city at like whatever college he works at yeah but it's yeah i guess it's crazy that nobody would think maybe they think they're go this will just be like in obscurity you know like every other one of our things is nobody will ever see it that's a good point too they didn't expect their study to get any shine yeah they probably never had just it's like this equivalent is the equivalent of a video going viral for like a professor right it's like you're just posting all day and just dud i mean listen if i was a professor and i was doing my phd and i got all this funding to fucking study dick size measurements that is hilarious you're just like i'm beating the system sure sure i mean dude they do these they have like there's a lot of studies You see where it'll be like Oh we had 500

500 grand To find out whether Cookies are racist And it was like Found out they are And delicious I could have probably I could probably

Saved you all that time And been like Who's doing the study Yeah it's racist Who's doing Maybe there was There was one recently It was like taxpayer money

And it was just like Some shit like that It was like we found out That you know Contact lenses are racist. Sure, sure. But yeah, actually. But maybe it's like when they say it's redacted,

there was going to be more research. This was just like phase one. And they go, okay, we've... It's not. Flew too close to the sun. This guy's getting out of the game. He flew too close to the sun. We're not going to do any more of this.

I think his new study is going to come out and be like, turns out there's no correlation between anything. Nothing. There's zero correlations in the world. What is race? Honestly. And one more in the category of dick news. Dick news.

Dick news. Warning for men living in cities. Air pollution might be ruining your sex life by making you impotent and ejaculate prematurely. So they're trying trying everything over here those seem like two totally different problems they are two totally different problems and they're kind of the opposite yeah they're the opposite problems you're like one of them is like a young man's problem and one of them is like an old man's it seems insane that they're trying to get this is they're trying everything into the

book to try to get dudes on board i actually actually saw a funny thing because people are so done with Trudeau. And Trudeau had a new thing recently where he goes, all female products are free. Like any birth control, even the highest ones, whatever you want, it's on the house. Condoms? Yeah, I think condoms are free. Probably not, though. I think it might just be the girl ones. But contraceptives, it said.

I mean, condoms are already kind of free. You can go to, there's bowls at all the places. well you got yeah a fucking std clinic sure but uh the top comment was uh by a long shot with like all the likes was like man's just trying everything eh the guy's just trying everything soon he's gonna be making like the the gas station fucking boner pills for you. Gas station. Yeah, yeah. What's it called?

Toro or whatever. Free Toro for all. I don't remember what that shit is. That's so funny. Bull 10,000. Free gas station boner pills for everybody. Because I didn't forget about you guys. I feel like this is 100% in the vein of trying to convince dudes to get on board with climate

change being like hey if you if you don't like performing but you could actually switch it because it's it is one of those things where it's like anytime a guy can't get it up he's like i mean if the co2 levels were more adequate fucking that's goddamn smog you know i mean oh you can thank china for that this is the thing they could They could really test this because, yeah, like in India and China, I'd be like, okay, well, is this like an epidemic? Because they have insane fucking pollution. Yeah, and you have the pollution levels on your wall. And then when you come quick and you're just like,

you point to the sign as you're busting quick. And then she was like, oh, as if you busted quick because of the climate. And you just say, are you a climate change denier? Yeah, are you a denier? Oh, I'm sorry. Am I sitting here with a climate change denier? And then the next trick, you can't get it up. And you go, same thing.

Look at the sign. And it says the test showed extroverted men with normal BMI were the worst affected. And this is ridiculous because the reason they're saying, I guess, is the guys that are not fat slobs that are extroverted are outside more shut up that's the reason is there really a he i mean i know obviously there's some difference between being indoors and outdoors but also climate change has led to an increase in men ghosting women calling them a cab immediately jerks jerks. Jumping out the window immediately after sex has been climate change related.

God damn, man. We got in the wrong business. Climate change hustler? No, just like fake studies. Like these people, I guess this is what happens when like the colleges just get so bloated

and are just getting... This is bloat. This is just bloat where they're like, they just have to make up stuff to do and they got all this money coming in from grants a lot of guys doing dick related studies right now i guess i mean i'm sure there's 10 times as many vagina related studies but probably just don't hear about them because of sexism by the way um i don't know if you've seen so in the last little bit uh instagram and facebook have announced like they're not gonna

have any political content right you have to change it to say i specifically want it so they're not going to be recommending any political content it's very wishy-washy what that means yeah but how is i mean obviously it has to be just algorithmic so and i feel like to me of all the things that have happened this is in some ways the most insidious because it's one thing when they say you know okay we're gonna censor uh you know covid news like this specific thing you can't do and it's clear but this one the reason like this is to me the most election meddling you can do because if you think about it right now right it would the only way a new candidate can get popular and will get popular is social media.

Right. Think about RFK, any of these people that pop off. If you're a new political candidate, your only shot is you pop off on the internet. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's almost exclusively what will happen. And they're basically saying that can't happen anymore yeah well i don't know i don't know if they're saying this is moving forward

permanently or just until the election's over but well i mean yeah yeah no i mean it's crazy i will say like if they're gonna enforce it equally at least you could say that's somewhat fair even though it's insane but likely it's not gonna get well that's no that's that's what i say it's not fair just like all policies like this where you go it's fair you're like no it helps some people and hurts others it helps people that are in the traditional politician realm that have lots of money and can put ads on tv and fucking billboards everywhere and maybe you're big enough to be you know in darlings where they're doing the the big talk show circuits and stuff like that and it hurts anyone that is not like accepted and stamped approved by the media yeah but at this point i mean i guess yeah for the mainstream governor and yeah congress races and all that

shit but i mean at this point it's just trump versus biden okay well to me that it's gonna give someone i mean probably it gives uh trump a disadvantage because he's big thing social media guy he's more of a social media guy some people say he was memed into office but to me i feel like trump meme is gonna just be like you can't post trump memes anymore well they just won't show them to anyone yeah well that's right man like you're just like up trump meme can't go viral because all the biden memes are making fun of biden and all the trump memes are generally some of them make fun of trump but they're some of them that don't make fun of him hey to me i agree and i to me i think this is going under the radar as like one of the biggest election tamperings going and no one kind of almost like people almost don't like realize

that you're just like yeah anyone who runs their campaign on social media it's like you can't on facebook and instagram he's like yeah facebook and instagram too right yeah and or yeah i wonder if they can still run ads but they have to pay for them but it's just the free shit now is uh yeah i mean it's insane it's insane of facebook to do that i'm saying right it's almost you don't realize what a big deal it is talk isn't tiktok's like see we love america like kind Yeah. You probably already know, but I got to tell you about Talkspace. If you think seeing a therapist or a psychiatrist might be helpful,

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like i've never been felt oh no i've never really been felt unsafe i had one guy kind of like hip check me once randomly but he was like small i don't know i feel like there's you know what there's a real epidemic of in the city and i know it's probably you've never had a real psycho walk on the train you're like i gotta get out of here yeah yeah yeah i have um but if i was a girl i would be like if i was a girl yeah a hundred percent the real epidemic is like there's just so many fucking crazies who normally in the past would have been put in a like committed to like a facility and then they shut all of those down and just released them into the wild. And so that's what we're dealing with now.

And on top of that, the police kind of were not doing as much because they were getting yelled at. Yeah, that too. And then also they're like... Dude, sorry to interrupt. Yeah. There you go. But Andrew Yang posted... Remember a while ago, Andrew Yang would be like, Look at this.

This guy's crazy. He keeps walking around punching people. This guy should be an institution. And people would just be like, You this this guy's crazy keeps walking around punching people this guy should be an institution and like people would just be like you fucking not yeah for sure yeah but like it's more just crazy people who are just on the loose and they don't know what to do with them I guess they don't arresting them doesn't like they

go yeah this guy's been arrested 21 times and they keep releasing him and they're like yeah because they're like these minor misdemeanors and he doesn't know what planet he's on so you're like yes he keeps getting arrested he doesn't know the concept of being arrested well you told me the funniest story i saw a guy right outside of here two days ago i uh when i was doing my other show i left and there was a guy he was like probably like i don't know in his 30s he was he 30s. He was on all fours. This is on 8th Avenue.

All fours, pants down. That must have been a fucking treat for you. It's working. I walk by. I'm like, they're super busy. There's cops everywhere doing nothing. Literally, I saw this guy's asshole. Let me guess. You forgot something at the store to do a fucking second walk back?

I wanted to take a fucking photo of it just being like, I love New York with this guy's asshole in the background. Cops are like 10 feet away doing nothing. Danny's taking the long route wherever he's going through that street. Kids everywhere and just nobody's doing anything. He's like, the guy's a fucking cook. What was the story? You don't have to mention their name, but

what did the comic say about the punching? So the punching thing, this is no way this is true. But it is funny how they're trying to like but so there's there's all these women getting punched and they didn't know if it was one guy doing the punching they arrested this one guy who was apparently mark mark ran for mayor he's like one of those psychos who like runs for mayor real in that case yeah real in that case and he like apparently is marcus garvey's grandson or some shit who's that uh some

like civil rights dude and uh anyways but this girl i was at a comedy show and she's like sorry how do you go from i'm gonna run for mayor to be like well that didn't work out i'm just gonna be like a punches girls well because you're never serious they're like you know you you pay the hundred dollar filing fee you get like 10 signatures and then you get at least you're normal enough to go do that yeah but there's always like maybe you get crazy i think you get like 10 signatures and then you get at least you're normal enough to go do that yeah but there's always like maybe you get crazy i think you get no i think there's an episode mayor but you have like these delusions of grandeur where you think you'll be the mayor and then so people will go and i think it's easy to like get or fairly easy to get uh on the ballot

or whatever but anyway so this comic i was on the show and she's like i got punched right she's like i got bad she's like it was fine and she said actually it wasn't well she's like, I got punched. Right? She's like, I got... How bad? She's like, it was fine. And she said it actually wasn't. Well, she's like, I had headaches and stuff the next day or whatever. But I guess she somehow spoke to some reporter who was... Or maybe she filed... I don't know if she filed a police report or what. But essentially, some reporter is working on the story. And her current thesis is that there's a discord full of like a discord community full of incels it's an incel

discord community who is paying homeless people to punch women in the heads this is next level there's fucking no way the level of first off like you don't find like homeless people aren't on discord you have to literally go find them so unless like the only way is maybe they'll come out and they'll be like yeah every single guy they caught said the same thing we got paid by some dude fifty dollars show up as our punch show up and just punch a woman or whatever apparently someone's i heard said like one of the guys said that seems like how svu would uh paint a story they and they having the incels on the discords. Well, you think incels, you think white guys, so they're just being like,

this is white guys punching women, and you're like, it's not. But that is crazy if you're sort of like in that mentality that you're just like, the amount of hoops you have to jump through to fucking find out why white guys are doing it. Yeah, how are white guys behind this? Okay.

It really, really is next level. And look, there might be egg on our face when it comes out that there's some diabolical incels. Just sitting there. He has no legs and arms. He just sits there and he types with his tongue. He's got the hose that he blows into. A thousand dollars to the highest bidder. But again,

you have to go court them. Let me see those fists. Now that'll do. How does it even work? You go, here's 20 bucks, $20 when it's done, and another 20 when like, you know. Sure.

Yeah, what guy is like, here's a thousand bucks to punch a woman. You're just like, okay, see you never. Thanks, bye. Bye. Yeah, I feel, maybe there'll be egg on her face, but it feels like there's not going to be a lot of egg on our face on this one.

No way. What's been going on forever? It was like, yes, this has been going on forever. Like, they've also, the Asian people were punched because of white people on their Discord servers. Yeah, yeah. I mean, this, I guess there is some sort of thing. By the way, it's not exclusively white guys in those Discord servers either.

No, absolutely. A lot of the Indian bros in those incel communities communities those are very diverse discords they are diverse for sure they are yeah absolutely but uh i mean i'm gonna put that at as close to zero percent chance as possible that that's what's happening i'd probably put it around there as well you should have made a bet it'd be like i'll bet you nah she was like talking about how she had headaches and stuff yeah that sucks i don't want to and i wanted i didn't't want to dissuade her from giving me every detail about this dumbass story. I was like, wow. Incels.

They're a real scourge in the society, huh, those incels? There's nothing they're not capable of. Well, so the subway thing has been a big problem. There's something they're not capable of, getting laid. That's true yeah the um so there's been a big subway thing and then you said eric adams the mayor came out and said that crime's at an all-time low or not all-time 20-year low but i think what they do is they pick one thing and they mean murders yeah there was fbi crime statistics came out and fbi this like maybe last week week. And they go, crime is down, like, huge in America. But New York City and Los Angeles don't report, like, their stats.

That's true. And you go, okay, well, then those are the two largest cities in the country. Probably, like, maybe the two most dangerous cities in the country are, like, with crime. And then on top of that, yeah, they probably. It's not part of your statistics. I mean, a good way to make your stats go down is you stop prosecuting. That true? You know what I mean?

Yeah. So there's, I mean, stop arresting people. Well, really, it's like a pretty easy way to say crime's down

if you just stop reporting it and arrest and like prosecute it. Yeah, I was just trying to be like, the murders are down, which maybe murders are down. Murders are like the one thing where you're like,

realistically, those are probably fairly counted. Buddy, I have a bit of a bone to pick with that guy because I've sort of been on his side. Yeah yeah because i thought he was sort of more of a common sense guy and he seems like he's pretty reasonable sometimes and i'm like and i'm and a lot of the stuff you've said this too but it's a lot of the stuff is kind of not his fault because you're sort

of in a situation where it's like you can inherit these problems you can't change the laws everyone's pushing back against you you're doing your best but then he was going on a press tour and he said the reason people were sending migrants to new york and chicago he goes the reason they're doing it is because that's a place that has a black mayor's and he goes it's like a conspiracy to make black mayor's cities underperform and it was like the first place they sent them was martha's vineyard yeah and it's also it's just your sanctuary cities and you're yeah you were like listed as sanctuary cities but i was like the first place they sent them was Martha's Vineyard. Yeah, and it's also just your sanctuary cities. You were listed as sanctuary cities. But I was like, you know you're lying, right?

Yeah, that's nonsense. Is Chicago currently of a black mayor? Well, it's just such a crazy synopsis, and I was just like, I thought this guy was a bit of a no-nonsense guy, and that's a fucking pile of nonsense. That's a lot of nonsense. You're a no-nonsense guy. I guess you can't say anything that sounds remotely right-wing, but you don't have to.

You can dodge the questions without saying psycho shit. No, what you have to do is double down and say, well, I guess you can't because now the city's buckling under the weight. Put it on the people that won't change the laws. Yeah. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I guess he's saying because New York's like,'re the sanctuary city. So we welcome all the you know people who are trying to clamoring for a better, you know, they they've Historically been our lowest recently. We're like we're a sanctuary city. We want these people and then now you're like, okay

This is a limit. It has some limit exactly and I guess they reach that limit So he's trying to dance around that without saying hey, we don't want them. Yeah, but I didn't like how he danced That's not saying I didn't like how he danced. That's what I'm saying. I didn't like this dance. Oh, Ryan doesn't like how a black man dances, huh? I didn't care. He's racist now. I didn't care for this particular dance move. I'll tell you that. Yeah, that's a crazy thing to say. Is Chicago's mayor?

Who's Chicago's mayor now? Do they have a black person? I don't know. They had the alien chick. But in general I sort of thought he was okay but this was a weird ass comment dude but okay so the reason i even we want to talk about this is because so they have solutions and there's this place that is essentially you know trying to stop harassment and they kind of they kind of make it all they're trying to make it like a sort of you know misogynistic thing that there's homeless people like punching people

and stuff like that sure and they've they've released these things called Bart cards yeah this is in San Francisco uh-huh well they're trying to put Bart here too no no San Francisco Bart is San Francisco subway that's like the name of it oh the that's the San Francisco cards well I read something

saying they're trying to do it in New York too it's like the dumbest thing you could ever imagine you have to we're gonna play this little video of this is their solution they came up with and you're just like what this is when you have no ideas left this is nuts

so this is if someone's getting you know mugged on the subway or harassed or whatever this is what they've getting, you know, mugged on the subway or harassed or whatever. This is what they've come up with to solve that problem. Hello, we're two college students who are BART riders. And safety is really important to us. So we're going to go ask for the bystander intervention cards. So they grab this card.

Hello, excuse me. Will we be able to have some bystander intervention cards, please? If you're wondering how to ask. Good music underneath. Thank you so much. So this card over here is for when you're being harassed. It says, you got me? So you'd hand it to somebody else,

and it gives them instructions on how they can help you. If you see someone being harassed, you can also give them this I Got You card. This is the best one. Which gives them instructions on the back to find the BART police or call someone or more instructions on how to be safe.

I really appreciate these cards. If you literally... You got some guy in your face being like, what? What? What you gonna do? You go, can you just give me one second? I just need to hand out a few of these cards. Hey, please. The worst is it's happening to someone else. Like there's an old lady and the guy's in her face being like, you fucking bitch.

Spitting on her and stuff. And then you walk up, you go, hey, hey. Hey, here's your card. Here's your card. And if you look in the back, there's a number you can call. And then you just walk off. You go, fucking did my part. Yeah.

Woo! Like, if someone's getting harassed, you can give them a card that says, I got you. And you go, what does that mean? And you go, I mean, it doesn't really mean anything. Yeah, I'm not doing anything besides this. Also, you know, you're definitely going to invite you now being attacked for intervening. Right? And then someone else, you'd be like, does anybody have a card just to get the heat off of me right here? you know you're definitely going to invite you now being attacked for intervening right and then someone else you'd be like does anybody have a card just to get the heat off of me right here

can someone hand out their cards so then i'm no longer just everybody's handing out that's what you're actually talking about to simeon at the at the cellar party last night and he was just like he was saying about he was saying as a white guy he goes you want to stay the fuck away from uh from helping on the subway he goes what's that he goes what's that guy that tried to intervene and kill the black guy is that guy living good that's how you want to live your life you want to be that dude that's how you want to live he's like you stay away literally i mean it's obviously now it's a life you want to be living that's when everybody on the subway someone's getting attacked and then everybody goes yeah daniel penny they shouldn't have gotten handing a card is good shit though maybe they

should do a thing for homeless or for like the crazies who are getting the cards where you go if you collect like 20 cards you get like a free subway 16 sub you know yeah maybe that's bad incentive structure but incentive structure is a little going the wrong way but just if someone someone's getting like punched on the floor and you're like daniel penny the ex-marine and you just hand you just fucking hand the girl a card i got you i got you what does that mean he goes you there's a number on there that you call you we're in the subway there's no reception yeah and i'm going when you're done getting pummeled when you're done being pummeled he's currently stealing my phone and you go well there's they

have the things all over the city where you can make calls from so i guess next time you learn that you should hide your bark card on because fart card to save the day what what i can't i can't even think of a scenario where this bark card might be helpful never literally never and what is it how is it supposed to even be helpful i don't know the current obvious it's someone who's so liberal that they're like this just has to work and there's no practicality to it probably nobody wanted to tell them like hey this is probably not a really great idea but then they're like well i already made all these bark cards yeah then it's gonna blow up in their face too because eventually they'll be like oh well it's they're being handed out disproportionately for like

uh certain races or whatever and then the police are getting calls you know the police are getting that's true and you're like it's just how many people you think are going to get these bark cards like i can't think of one girl that would get a subway card that she could hand to someone that says i got you in the case of them being mugged dude that that would be the funniest you give them a valentine's day card essentially in new york city if you handed that to someone get like some person's getting like attacked or whatever and then you go and you hand that to that person like new york city is the type of place where those two people will now beat the shit out of you for like intervening and be like what are you doing man you'll get your ass kicked by both of them for fucking being like this fucking nerd handing out cards do you think they have special powers you pull out the car and you go

well i bet you didn't think that I got my, I got you card. Oh no. Ah. Yeah. It's the New York. Oh my God. The San Francisco superhero. Whatever.

He goes, I got my trusty cards. Just as a belt of fucking, I got you cards. I got you. He's flying around the city handing them out. Batman style. Yeah. Batman's utility belt now has like a little card holder. Business card holder.

Maybe throws them like ninja stars. I think so. You just have a whole belt of bar cards and then like a sachet of bar cards and you're just walking around. These criminals are no match for my bar cards. We should just arm every person in the city for one year and just see what happens.

See what happens? Just one year. Just be like, okay, everybody can have a gun for a year and let's see what happens well you don't need a gun because you have a paper gun which is called the bar card that's as good as a gun children yeah that's the the cop coming to the the high school to tell the kids why would you need a gun when you have your bar card they're probably like whoever's initiative is, is like online searching about, let's see how the reception is. Oh no, they're ridiculing us.

People are not happy with the BART cards. The BART cards. These two girls are. They went all out on the cards. They didn't spend a lot of the advertising campaign to launch the cards. Yeah, it was just like a TikTok video. That's not great. So BART cards is not a good idea. BART was just like a TikTok video. That's not great.

So bark cards is not a good idea. Bark cards is not a good idea. Someone on our Patreon sent me this. They go, if you go to the bathroom at this restaurant, it goes, if you look on the board, so this is from the same place and the like assault and crisis support for girls. And there's a sign that says, hi, I'm Angela. Are you on a date that isn't working out? Is tinder date not who they said they were on their profile do you feel like you're not in a safe situation does it feel a bit weird go to the bar ask for angela and the bar

staff will know that they need some help getting you out of this situation and calling you a taxi and just indiscreetly get you out but i'm just like i guess it's okay idea you know but like how does that work like what do you mean that what you're allowed you can they distract like they'll just like accidentally distract like the waiter comes out with fucking 10 plates of spaghetti and meatballs you know he goes oh i'm so sorry the guy's like what the fuck you stupid bitch go go go that's funny she's like oh i'll go to the bathroom i'll go grab you some towels or whatever and then just never come back yeah yeah yeah for guys that definitely in the men's room you go hey are you on the date with a gross pig who catfished you hey no that just let us know

we'll put a sedative in your drink and then you can leave no the dude one is like hey are you not quite closing the deal just ask for mark and then mark comes out no the dude one is like hey are you not quite closing the deal just ask for mark and then mark comes out he goes hey i just wanted to personally apologize because i know our toilet water's a little high and i know you're packing really big i know that obviously a man your dick size has probably had some problems but hey just tell mark mark comes our number one customer. How's it going? The richest man in the city. Do you know that? Oh,

wow. This guy's leaves the biggest tips. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's definitely his will marks and you stands for WM wingman.

And he comes out, just soups you up. Yeah, that's actually not a bad, ah, the most honest man in the world. We have here. You should have every fucking employee come up.

Be like, Hey, how's it going? Just glad hand and give you all that social capital that's what we need yeah but this one i just don't understand because you're like i get the idea where you but if you're on a date in a public place like why wouldn't you be able to leave i guess some dudes are pushy but then what do they do do they block the guy off i don't know they must cause a distraction or something it must be something. They have like a Mr. Bean type character that comes out and does a big fall, knocks over the table.

Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. It's got to be some sort of distraction. I think you have one of those guys that's selling flowers comes in and then he goes, oh, would you buy some flowers for the lady? And then he goes, oh, it's a magic trick. And then you basically put like a towel on the girl and you take her out and the guy puts a blindfold on him and you do a whole thing like that?

Yeah. And his date disappears? Yeah. Hey, man. That might not be the worst. But yeah, I'm sure there's girls. I know they always did that for girls who were super drunk or they thought they're...

Well, yeah, I guess that's true. It's a good idea. I just don't know what they do. Yeah, I don't know what they do either. I think what happens is they make a big public scene because the only thing that could happen is the Angela girl comes out and she's like,

excuse me, she's going to be getting in a cab right now. Like, I think it's got to be a big public scene like that. And then probably, Where is this restaurant? You can probably, if you're on a date in a public place, you should be,

I think the right answer is, you know, probably giving women information about like how to, Do you know where this restaurant is? I can't remember where she said it was. I she's gonna say we should like fucking go and do like a hidden camera sting operation camera sting you dress up like a girl and then you go you go excuse me i'd like to speak to angela my angela here uh my friend i mean my tinder date brian fong has been a problem for me.

You got like big glasses on, GoPro on your head. Yeah, it's probably mostly just chicks being like, this guy wants to split the bill. Is Angela here? Angela! He goes, well, you got to go halves? He goes, I don't believe in chivalry. Angela!

Oh, it's my friend Angela over there. Ding, ding, ding, woo, woo. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, we got a cheapskate alert. No, he do one of these where it's my friend Angela over there. Ding, ding, ding. Woo, woo. Oh, ladies and gentlemen, we got a cheapskate alert. No, he did one of these where we have a guy that doesn't want to pay for the bill. Then they ring the bell. Ding. Boo-roo. For the next half an hour, men pay for the bill.

Oh, it's a fun thing we do unless you don't want to for some reason. If you don't want to pay the bill, we hand you the microphone. You explain your reasoning. Tell us all about your men liberation bullshit. All right. Every man stands up on the podium and explains why he doesn't want to pay the bill. That's a good system. There you go. Yeah.

Yeah. I'd like to know what Angela does, though. I don't know. And it's not really making sense to me how that helps. We've got to find out what restaurant this is. What was it? I brought you to go to Angela and she's like, probably been, you know, you're like, oh, this guy's, you know, being a problem. i think what would happen is she would just kind of

problem on a date usually every day you hear about is it's the guy's the problem after he finds out that he's like not i've seen a million of these some girl goes on a date and she goes okay like i'd love to meet you another time and the guy's like realize he's not smashing on the first date and then she gets like fucking a hundred text messages being like you fucking gross pig like you even went on yeah i could see that like i've seen that how's angela gonna help that no i just i mean again just block and move on i mean yeah i feel like if you're at the restaurant like the guy would legitimately have to be like making a scene he doesn't even make he'd have to be making a scene and angela would hear it or worse he'd be like so you know, you're not going anywhere.

As soon as we walk out of here, you're going to get... He'd have to be on the DL actually threatening her. Yeah, exactly. Which would be like, I'm sure that's happened, but... In which case, yeah, don't leave the restaurant. On a first date. Like the guy's taking her out with one of these on the neck. Yeah, but then you're like, okay, go to the bathroom and call the cops.

I don't know. It does feel like it a little bit. Yeah. This is probably not being used for the intended purposes yeah i can't imagine that's been probably just that shit probably just gets used like shame i did yeah she thinks he's fucking uglier than he was in his tinder photo angela comes out being like is this you could you doesn't fucking look like you do you think it could work if a guy asked for angela and he's on a date with a chick the guy goes i'd like to speak with angela hey angela you look at this pig over here look at this that's your photo can you help me out here angela angela she's already talking about uh being in a relationship and wanting to get married and freezing her eggs and stuff so third

day yeah no first day i mean i told you i had that literally first day chicks talking about freezing her eggs and stuff i told you that fucking crazy girl in toronto i went on one day oh yeah yeah yeah she was like talking about freezing her eggs and she's like we're in a relationship i remember that yeah it was the first day and she said we're in a relationship because i bet you angela would come and take the girls yeah totally fucking being like angela is not how the program works angela you're supposed to save me from this psychopath sitting there angela the sign of bathroom kind of led me to believe that you might be helping my situation yeah and angela comes out she goes yeah i mean she's 34 like you're gonna want to shave some eggs yeah yeah

oh dude you know my favorite thing i've been fucking slagging my girl over is uh so if if you are over because she's 34 i'm sorry she might be mad at me for saying this but uh if you're over 35 officially you become uh geriatric for pregnancies and stuff like your your uterus has become like you're literally a 90 year old in terms of fucking the medicals technically a birth over 35 is considered geriatric oh that's fucking funny oh so good so good i heard that man i've fucking not been stepping, not been laying off the gas on that one at home.

Let me tell you. That's what I was doing. I was saying, the last couple of girls I dated were older, you know, like late 20s. I'm sorry, not older than me, just older. That's funny. Not older than me, just older in general.

Older, you know, older in general you know just past you know so japan has had some funny shit in the last little bit and i always like to follow what's going on in japan because japanese schools force cheerleaders to wear shorts to foil despicable upskirting voyeurs so in japan these high school games have had such a problem with guys wearing fucking shoe cams that they had to ban skirts. That is a funny stereotyping thing I thought of with this. Cause you know, like everybody's like stereotyping is wrong, but you're like someone installs,

like if someone's upskirting you or installs like cameras in your bathroom, you have a pretty good idea what their race is. Cameras in the bathroom. Like this stuff. You think that's more Asian? Yeah, I think so. That's like a weird Asian thing. Is cameras on the feet

an Asian tradition? I don't know about a tradition, but that's like when I picture... I can picture it. I kind of sometimes picture like classic white pedophile a little.

Yeah, there might be some white guys. Which, by the way, classic white pedophile image sort of, you know, like mustache, like the big glasses. Yeah.

That's done. Like nowadays, they look like financiers, rappers. Looks like basically like the big glasses. Yeah. That was, that's, that's done. Like nowadays they are, they look like financiers. Yeah. Rappers. Looks like basically everybody had a synagogue on a fucking Friday night. Like the Graveler.

Just all pedos walking around. Yeah. But you don't see a lot of the vintage anymore, you know? No, no, no. Yeah. The guy with the van.

Jeffrey Dahmer outfit. Yeah. It's over. The guy with the van is, seems tomer outfit yeah it's over the guy with the van is seems to be not popping anymore no but i so i didn't know that stereotype i wasn't sure i didn't know that but is that maybe that makes sense because apparently it's this like big problem over there yeah but it's just so funny that they go female cheerleaders often dressed in sleeveless tops and short skirts are photographed with other consent and the pictures then posted online. So guys, when they throw her in the air, there's guys

it's a Japanese tourist who probably has the map and everything, right? His whole head's like wired up. He looks like the fucking, what was it, that wall? Blinking to take the pictures? No, he just has like 40 cameras just on his head and a helmet. In response, girls from

Takasaki High school in gumna northwest of tokyo performed in performed in shorts in addition teachers from the school are patrolling the stands at uh with signs asking for spectators not to take photographs of the students so it's such a problem you can't take photographs of high school of like a high school sports, in what world can I not go to my local high school and photograph the cheerleaders doing their art? Yeah. I mean, what else are you there for? But it's like they have like nine guys that like their kids aren't on the team.

It's like wild. It is wild. Dude, can you imagine you were like one of the people on the team and your dad got busted taking up skirts of the fucking cheerleaders how fucking embarrassing that would be you look up in the stands I don't know what sport it is maybe football I don't know but you look soccer maybe I don't know what they play

baseball I would guess they don't cheerleaders in baseball so I don't know but you look up in the stands and then you see your dad getting yelled at by one of the up skirt volunteer stoppers and he's got like the telescop and then you see your dad getting yelled at by one of the upskirt volunteer stoppers and he's got like the telescopic like you know that fucking camera with like a lens this long be like i just like photography that would that would kill you dude yeah the mirrors on the shoes you get absolutely crushed if your dad showed up to a game with one of those puppies

he's just a big photography guy interesting there's been such a problem though Absolutely crushed if your dad showed up to a game with one of those puppies. He's just a big photography guy. Interesting. There's been such a problem, though. Also, they had a big thing about Japan because they weren't going to do Oppenheimer. And then they decided that they are going to premiere it there. Yeah, it just came out. Well, it's kind of like a big controversy of whether they're going to show it in Japan. And it does feel like cocking a little bit to play that movie in japan like it does feel a little bit like you know a guy fucked your girl and now you're

looking at the video he's sending you the videos of it yeah i mean but at the same time it's like i know obviously there's some debate over whether the uh the nukes you know hiroshima and nagasaki were necessary because japan was kind of already lost the war at that point and it was going to happen anyways, but they weren't like the good guys here either. They showed some mental anguish on it, you know? Yeah, obviously it's horrific that they just went

and fucking dropped them on cities. It wasn't a total propaganda film that way. No, it wasn't a total propaganda, but they were just like, oh, they should have been like, oh, this is a huge mistake we're making making and you go well that's not what happened I don't know if I was Japanese

I probably wouldn't want to watch it yeah I think I don't know I'd be like fuck this yeah I mean I don't know it's like

it's still happened like Cillian Murphy more like Cillian not for me yeah that's what I'd say if I was Japanese yeah

now back to my photographs do you want to watch abenheimer today you're like it's a four-hour movie and i got nine high school games yeah or i could watch fucking uh 40 high school chess tournaments abenheimer i'm actually thinking i'm gonna be on the local school watching poppenheimer I'm actually thinking I'm going to be in the local school watching Poppenheimer. That's what he's up to. I mean, don't watch it. Don't support it if you don't want to watch it.

I wouldn't, but I'm not Japanese, so I did watch it. I'm sure lots of Japanese people would. I'd feel like I was getting cucked. If I was a Japanese guy, I wouldn't fucking sit in that theater. I guess I don't know. If I saw a thing about how the Irish people were just fucking bitches and shit like that, I would be, nah, not for me, man. You got the wrong thing.

That wasn't that. I saw Oppenheimer. It wasn't about them being bitches. They just were like, hey, we're dropping the fucking nukes or whatever. And they weren't like, I guess there wasn't just enough of them debating whether this is morally okay. They're just like, we made the nuke. All right.

Let's fucking nuke some Japs. They thought there wasn't enough. Yeah. Yeah yeah they just didn't like that so i don't know it was interesting if you watch the i told you i watched the documentary about like world war ii uh where all of these like filmmakers like coppola and stuff like that left their careers just to make straight up propaganda films and then they released coppola no it wasn't coppola that was pretty sure it was not world war ii pretty sure francis for coppola no it wasn't coppola that was pretty sure it was not during world war ii pretty sure francis for coppola he was making movies in the 70s he wasn't oh no he wasn't making movies during the 40s fact check me johnny if you don't mind was coppola

making world war ii films i thought one of his first movies was like well maybe he was just in the you know what it's very possible he was in the dock talking about it. Yeah, about the other guys, yeah. What was it? Oh, no, he's... No, yeah, he would have been too. He would have been like a child. Okay, so he was in the dock. Yeah, yeah. But anyways, they went from their filmmaking career

and they were sort of doing this... Yeah, the government definitely would go get filmmakers to make propaganda. Yeah, they did. And these guys were sort of painting themselves as like heroes. Like they basically stopped the Holocaust in their mind mind right yeah but then they show the films and it's like a japanese guy with a happy like legitimately and dude if you had to be a japanese guy actor back

then some of these guys were taking those roles like can you imagine being like a japanese actor that took a like you needed money so you're just like i don't get a lot of roles and you take a role as like the fucking caricature japanese guy in the world war ii movie yeah and that was crazy too because that was at the time when they were like you could be a japanese like a third generation american and they're like we have to put you in an internment camp and you're like but i'm american yeah i was like my parents were born in america and they're like buddy i'm telling you they'd show the films and the guys because because they really wanted to focus on the Holocaust part of it, right? But they had to touch

a bit on the other and that was why because there was some outrage about it a little bit at the time. But yeah, you have this guy being like, you know, we just knew that

it was our duty. They cut to the film. It's a guy, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong. It's like not even Japanese. Like Andy Rooney. Oh, Frappadicky.

All that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it was crazy back then. You're like, oh, yeah. I mean, it was crazy back then. You're like, oh, Jesus. I mean, the crazy thing is they're making propaganda now, but you don't, it's not as clear what's like specifically, because it was like a very real tool. Well, but yeah, they are doing it.

I mean, you know, like they had that IDF movie that everyone was like screening and stuff like that. But this one was interesting because basically the filmmakers would take these government contracts probably for a lot less money than what they were doing yeah they would make these films and they would actually be shown to like the troops and not public oh i didn't know that some of them eventually made their way to being public films yeah some of them are like gassing up the troop films yeah so some of these japanese guys would like take a role

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of what they're doing right now. And by the way, there's been a lot of blogs trying to... Because there's probably lots of different people that work at these, and there's some blogs trying to write, you know, kind of normal articles that aren't that crazy. Like, there was one, actually, I wrote it down here. The Cut did an article saying, the case for marrying an older man. Mm-hmm. And it was kind of more, it was mostly, like, normal reasons, you'd think, being like, yeah, he had more money, and I kind of more it was mostly like normal reasons you'd think being like yeah he had more

money and i kind of could work on my career and it was yeah it was a pretty normal stuff and her basic premise was like i married this guy that was like eight years older than me and it like worked out pretty good i recommend it i recommend right the internet sort of blew up on it right because they don't like the age gap stuff they'll be like three years older it's like well it's pedophile exactly you were so you were 18 and this guy was 21 it was like well you know there's basically a japanese upskirt yeah yeah um but i just wanted to actually i'm just gonna uh go back to the other thing but i want to read the part of the cut so this girl goes there are a lot of issues with the cut story because this on twitter girl twitter was not happy with this age gap business right there are a lot of issues with the cut story but no one can argue that this paragraph isn't true and it's exactly how to explain my

desire to never date again and never did again period she goes there is a boy out there who knows how to floss because my friend taught him. Now he kisses girls with fresh breath. A boy married to my friend who doesn't know how to pack his own suitcase. She likes to do it for him. A million boys who don't know how to touch a woman go to therapy because they were pushed. How to learn fidelity.

Boundaries. Decent manners. Use a top sheet and act humanely beneath it. Call their mothers magical. So they're... You lost me a top sheet. They're basically beneath it. Call their mothers magical. So they're... You lost me at top sheet. They're basically saying that men are just drooling morons before they meet a woman, right?

Top sheet's the stupidest thing in the world. You could also say the other way around, where it's like, yeah, there's a million girls that didn't know they had to do their taxes. Of course. Or whatever. There's a million different things. Sure.

Yeah, I mean, this is just... They're just mad because this article... Pack their suitcase. I mean, I got news for you. The guy knows how to pack his suitcase. Yeah, he packs it. He doesn't want to do it. Or he does it and the girl's like,

oh, there's a better way of doing this. You're like, all my stuff is in the suitcase, though. Like, I got it all in. She goes, well, you can have more room for more stuff. You go, I don't want... I'm good for that. But she goes, well, I got to put some of my stuff in your bag.

You go, oh, so we need room for more stuff. You go, I don't want them. I'm good for them. But she goes, well, I got to put some of my stuff in your bag. And you go, oh, so we need room for your stuff. I'll say this, too, on the sexual thing. This is one of the biggest misconceptions girls will say. Because a lot of times they'll say, I taught this guy how to please women and how to be good at sex. What they don't realize is they're all different. So you're like, no, you him how to like really do this one thing that you specifically like yeah and then he goes to the next girl with this weird move and she's like what's this fucking shit and you're like oh i have to do this this is what you do for women

yeah that was with all the when like choking really became popular and then you're like fuck every chick wants to be choked but then you like encountered the odd one where it didn't you go well fuck i'm like i gotta try and then she's like oh we're not doing that you're like oh i don't like to be joking danny's like what's that homer simpson style what i can't hear you i go fuck it's like the last 10 like this you gotta speak louder honey be like all the other ones like this because i don't you've got the tire on her neck pulling it over yourself like just like fucking setting a gallows up we have a safe word for a reason your foot on her chest yeah pulling the book it's so hard to know

but yeah that's her their her sort of premise was a little bit flawed where they go we disagree that age gaps are good any guy with a girl two years younger is crazy no girl should ever do it blah blah but she was right that uh guys are retarded sure and women are retarded too and we're all varying degrees the thing that oh yeah 20 year old girls like yeah she's got her life right together the thing that made women really mad with this cut article specifically is she really puts a value on youth. She goes, I could be working on my career, but at the end of the day, my youth is the thing that's the most valuable in the mating market. They couldn't have liked that. Which women hate because there's so many women who are being told like, oh, you can actually put that stuff on hold to focus on yourself.

But then they get to a point where they're older and you're like yeah guys don't care that much that you're a fucking lawyer they care more about your youth and stuff like that and i mean women care about they like think about the industry around that exists must be multi billions hundreds of billions about making women look more youthful yeah you know like that's like it's insane that's like what most women at the end of the day care. All women care about that at some age, which is probably, like, not even that old. Dudes care about getting those gains. Yes. Big industry around that. About the gains, yeah.

And women care about just, like, looking. I mean, I joke because, like, my girl does, you know, she does stuff. And, like, I was like, if you could tell a chick, you go, look, there's this new thing where a guy punches you in the face 20 times and it gets rid of your wrinkles, they'd do it. That's why they go on the subway. Mike Thompson punches you in the face 20 times and your face gets all swollen,

but then once it comes down, you look a little younger, chicks would be like, sign me up. Those lip ones don't look that comfortable when you're sitting there with your fucking lips about to explode and they're putting more needles in them. None of it does.

Dude, they do all sorts of shit. They'll like a chemical peel on their face and you look like a fucking tomato and you go i know when i look six months younger you know this looks really painful and they're like yeah it is it's really painful but the game's the game game's the game yeah so anyways she was getting killed on that article but i've noticed that yeah some of some of these bloggers like there's the odd person there that's trying to write like just common sense, normal articles. And if you will look at the discourse online, it's them just getting shredded, being like, we don't do that. Yeah, unfollowed.

Yeah, it's a lot of that. But these are the things that they say narcissists might do during an argument. They didn't say what gender is more likely to do this or less likely to do this but i'm not angry you're angry i mean who's angry though people with pathological narcissism uh use an unconscious defense mechanism called projection in which they disown their own emotions believing they belong to someone else um so for example maybe the silent treatment might fall under that category yeah i mean i was i've also been in scenarios where you've been in an argument with your significant other and one of you is angry and one of you is not angry you should have known i was upset is another thing that people of unspecified gender might say if they're

something that historically women it's become almost a trope so there's just some people of different we're not gonna we're not here to talk about what gender it might be, but some narcissists of unspecified gender might say things like, you should have known I was upset. Sure, yeah. While many people with personality disorders and relational trauma believe that others should read their mind,

this is especially prominent in people with NPD. So, they might think that you should be a mind reader, for example not why not totally reasonable some of these people of unspecified genders might give long-winded expressions that don't touch on the point this article feels like it was written by a like a disguised this is like MGTOW article right here it does feel like that

there's a concept called word salad where they just Johnny likes that one where they just might say things that don't make sense they may spout

statements that just don't connect and just confuse you so that's what JJ does yeah yeah JJ. But that's his gay gene.

Yeah, yeah. Doing girl shit. Exactly. That goes back to the feminine stuff. If you loved me, you would do this. So, for example, some unspecified... Some unspecified genders might say that if you'd go on vacation with them,

if you really cared about them. If you financially cripple yourself for this meaningless thing, it would be showing your love for me it does seem like a mole wrote this yeah yeah this is this is a a turncoat can't believe you're attacking me i always get blamed and no matter how wrong your loved one is they always see themselves as the victim so we're not again i'm not here to point fingers at what people might do this, what people might not do this. I'm sure men have been guilty of this. Obviously.

But yeah, this is mostly just girl stuff. It does feel like kind of, like you said, a trope almost to the point where it's like classic. Yeah, it's classic. But I don't know. I don't know what they're up to. I don't know if this is an AI article. Is this what AI, you let AI write the articles? You let AI let loose?

You go, hey, AI is just calling it like it's easy, you know? AI's just calling balls and strikes out here. I don't know. Yeah, AI's just calling balls and strikes out here. It's possible. So this is, there's a museum, and they basically did a ladies-only art exhibit. And then a man came, they don't let him in, and they basically did a ladies only art exhibit and then a man came they don't let him in and they sued him but how they or he sued them he so he's suing the museum because

listen to this scam this woman's got going yeah south wales she's does an art exhibit anyone can come when men come they get turned away at the door and they go well i already bought a 60 ticket and they go that's part of the exhibit that you get turned away after buying a ticket it's pretty from a bullshit art standpoint that is actually kind of funny they go yeah you like being mad about not getting this is part of the section of the museum so it's like this one exhibit you're not allowed into and then then the guy's like, oh, what? And you go, your rage is part of the exhibit. Some guy, as you're like having a hissy fit, some guy goes and he just puts like a little ropes around you.

You know, keep going. Keep going. The guy starts his own exhibit and we charge you 50 bucks. And together he calls you fat and then you cry. And then he goes, I call this one a woman's sorrow. Yeah. Yeah. So basically they have a thing called the ladies lounge and the guy doesn't get in and then he's suing them and the girl she goes to court right and in the courtroom she brings a bunch of people and does her own art exhibit in the honestly kind of funny honestly not bad yeah pretty like i was

reading this pretty funny she said the mona rebuted by saying the exclusion of men is the point of the ladies lounge exhibit yep it's the point now you can really get away with anything if you say it's art for art now one thing i was wondering is our because i was thinking about this and you know from a normal perspective you're like yeah women should have women only things and men should have be able to have men only things do men are men allowed to have men only things anymore like without getting like sued and shit like we have our punching ladies discord we have our incel discord that surely will not ladies don't know how to use i mean the trans stuff is a bigger hitch in this than any other stuff but i'm saying like are there men's like clubs because that used

to be very common where there was like all these like exclusionary things and then there you go you can't you know there used to be golf courses magic the gathering tournament right but there's always still some women there but like you know there's golf courses where it's like no black people no jews that was very common until like not that long ago to be honest and then um why is that because they always welch on their bets which one both uh no i didn't like but that used to be pretty common like even augusta golf course was like no women until recently and they were like steadfast or like no women and then that eventually got broken where they had to start taking female members and some of the gendered thing doesn't seem that crazy But I guess it gets to have a they always had obviously women only gyms

That's like I think does still exist besides the fact that like trash bars spas Yeah, women only spas men only rub and tucks and only Roman talks Yeah, but I wonder like can you just have like a men's like what degree does it of? Like can you say it's meant like you can't I think the laws are kind of coming down on you can't, really. You can't have that stuff anymore. Well, they're trying to. You have, like, a cigar club, men only. Cigar and scotch club.

I think probably if it's small enough, you get away with it. But probably there's, I guess it works probably to some degree the way the companies work. Like, when it gets to a certain level, you got different rules. Yeah. But this woman, she's scamming money is the issue. Yeah. Like the issue here isn't that she had her woman on the exhibit. The issue here is that she's stealing money from men.

I mean, of course the whole thing's a scam. Yeah. Yeah. I want to know where she got it. She had a Picasso in her little exhibit. I go, where the fuck did she get that thing? I mean, you kind of do, what's the old Russian dolls where you- Yeah, the Russian dolls.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you do that where basically you ask people to go in one room and then they're mad because there's nothing in the room and then you ask the other people and they go in the other room and they're watching the people in that room and they go is that it we just watch the people and then the third people are watching the room watching them people and you call it watching people watch a period hey yeah yeah i mean the people watching exhibit the the bar for a cage comes down and then you're just in there and then people just watch you and point at you that is funny actually that'd be like a jamie kennedy kind of like yeah or whatever some way you're just in there but the courtroom's lair is during tuesday's

tribunal she she brought with her 25 women dressed in navy suits and business attire throughout the proceedings the 25 women silently read feminist literature and executed synchronized choreography movements like crossing their legs or applying lipstick in unison. When the day's lessons came to an end, KHL and the group of women left the building to the tune of Simply Irresistible by Robert Palmer. So it's quite... That's what I was thinking, Robert Palmer, that music video, so that makes sense that they were doing that.

Hey, just on this sex thing. Did I tell you my point yet where I've been saying this that I think I meant to say last week and I didn't. But because I said girls have a really tainted view of what guys like during sex. Have I told you this? Yeah. No, I don't know if you've told me this okay well i feel like i have a pretty good point because for so much of dudes uh having sex in your first like five years at least is like doing positions where you're not gonna bust super quick yeah so what

girls think is your like they'll be like oh it's his favorite position you go on the contrary that is my least favorite position yeah so how many girls, like, under the age of 25, or even probably older, I think to some degree, some dudes probably, you find positions where so many girls think that the thing the guy likes is actually the thing he likes. Hurts a little bit, if anything. Sure, yeah, yeah.

More teeth, please. Yeah, there's probably so many dudes that, like, what their girl thinks is their favorite thing is actually their least favorite thing so they're in topsy-turvy world of what they think guys like and you can't tell them right you can't be like who whatever yeah you'd be like if you tell your girl you're like you know this actually sucks nobody's ever liked this and they're like what i know shattered their world they think they're like some sex goddess and you're like no it's quite the opposite

it's quite the opposite demon It's quite the opposite. Yeah, you were able to make him last three minutes by kind of hurting with weird bendy positions. Yeah. Anyway, I thought that was funny. Also, it was kind of making me laugh, the idea that, like, so Peter Pan and Alice in Wonderland and all these movies have, like, these big warnings before, but just the idea of, like, a bunch of dudes of dudes like with an aggressive, you know, it's like

this, this, this movie that you're watching is written in the olden days. So it may contain sexism. Everyone's like, let's fuck. It may also contain racism. We're like, we're fucking going here, boys. Also, you might see women being denigrated. Like, let's fucking go turn it up. Guys, we've got the popcorn ready.

It's like Peter Pan pan it's moving you may also even see fat shaming it's like boys we're fucking going tonight let's get this turned up good old days let's get this on the big screen fellas just getting hyped up because they all of the trigger warnings here's probably the best cope of all time is she rude or is it just ptsd what do you think uh because third option she's on her rag that's another third option but is she on a rag or is it just ptsd you're like is it an option that it might be one week of the month that's true well this girl was really rude at starbucks and she's they've concluded that as rude as she has ptsd yeah uh well she wasn't yelling at a woman at starbucks but she's just saying stuff like that i'm extrapolating the actual article did not say she was a starbucks

every article is women should not be held responsible for their actions she might have simply uh that cold rude woman over there she might simply have given up trying to name what she was feeling it might not be that easy for her to get other people to hear the repetition of trauma in women's lives accumulates and makes us more susceptible to ptsd especially when we're witness to victims of trauma we don't allow ourselves to feel we sweep our emotions under the rug so basically it's kind of like women are so empathetic that you'll see other people kind of experience trauma and that's why she's being a dick to everyone yeah totally reasonable honestly like women read that women that woman writes this and she goes this is such a reasonable

position that i'm rude to strangers why are you such a bitch to that waitress it's like well i don't know if you know this but i have ptsd and you go what happened to you it's not about what happened to me she goes i watched uh law and order last week and a woman was raped and i've i have ptsd now i have ptsd so now i'm gonna be rude to people and you go i've been having dreams that have been giving me fucking ptsd brother yeah legitimately this whole dream where the serial killer was after me and then someone died so i had to bury the body where the serial killer was after me and then someone died so i had to bury the body so the serial killer wouldn't find me because it was the tracks it's like this went on forever did you keep on having the same one no it's all different ones

and then i had a show that night and i still tried to get to the show for some reason the serial killer was going to be there so i was trying to avoid the serial killer and he was like looking for me oh of course he's a man huh fucking ryan women can't be serial i was literally running from a serial killer for six hours then i woke up it's just like this is bullshit man i can't get a fucking sleep i'm telling you you might need to take a massive dose of marijuana before bed because then you just don't have any dreams it's just if you get that true yeah yeah that's the whole dreams have been getting me lately that's the whole thing it's like i used to smoke weed like so much and then like there was a decade where i just like didn't

dream well you have your dreams anyway it's just whether you remember them or not no well that's the thing you have no also it's i think if you're having a lot of dreams that means you're not really sleeping that good because you wouldn't remember them i'm sort of half it's like when you wake up and you go back to sleep and you're sort of half sleeping tossing and turning all night having these dreams you should get actually i just got an apple watch you should get an apple watch just for sleeping because i wear it for sleeping and it tracks all your sleep i don't even want to know yeah i'm curious what your sleep explode i'm curious what your sleep looks like like how often you're like waking up i'm gonna fucking look at the watch and be like hey brother you got to put the watch on

obviously we can't track your sleep and i've been like i've had it on for three nights watch i want to know what yours look like because it is like dude it's like to the minute it says like oh you woke up here it's like you're in REM sleep here you're in deep sleep here and like it tracks it all like it's just and it says you slept because one thing is i always actually thought i slept longer and then you wake up and you go oh actually you're you're sleeping less than you even think because i just time it by like when i get into bed and i set my alarm for when I'm getting into bed. But then you wake up and you go, oh, you slept way less than actually you thought.

I mean, that seems kind of obvious. I guess, yeah. But even like... You thought it was every minute from when you hit the fucking pillow? No, but I usually fall asleep pretty quickly. And you're saying it takes a few hours to get into the night's sleep. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it just like, it ends up being less than what I thought. I'm going to get a new bed. That's my new plan, but... Oh, that's the best thing you can get. I know, that's the new plan. Yeah, get a good... I told you, I was thinking... Get a good memory thought. I'm going to get a new bed. That's my new plan. Oh, that's the best thing you can get. I know. That's the new plan. Yeah, get a good...

I told you. I was thinking... Get a good memory film. I was thinking to myself, this is kind of funny, but at the... Knowing you two, you probably bought a bed

for fucking like just $100 on Amazon. That's correct. That is... You're like, you spent fucking a third of your life in this thing, right? It's like whatever the cheapest possible thing is. I did get the bed on Amazon.

But not even like... Amazon has some good ones actually but you probably just got the worst it's not a good bet it's my first move to new york i got fucking 200 bucks yeah they're giving them away that might be worth it not a good bet but the other day i was like because i've been on tour almost for like eight months you know what i mean and then i have four more weeks and I was kind of thinking to myself, I was like, you know what? Because like a lot of times it's like I'm just doing 70, 80 hours a week, like kind of whatever. But it's a lot of stuff I like doing, stand up and making videos. But like sometimes it's like I'm just, I was thinking, I was like, oh, you know what I should do is like buy something that I like. And then it's like, okay, well, at least I'm like touring a lot and I have this money. And it's like, okay, least i'm like two or a lot i have this money and it's like okay i should buy something i like and i sat there and i tried to think of something

i would buy and i couldn't come up with anything i legitimately like literally what are things i was trying to brainstorm something i would buy the only thing i buy is like shit that i hear on podcast ads yeah i buy that shit i'm pretty trigger happy with stuff i hear on ads yeah um i mean i i guess that shit's all 40 bucks like it's not real you gotta i mean i dude people from our podcast this has happened many times where i'll talk about something and someone from our podcast will message me you know on patreon or somewhere and be like you should buy this and i just pull the trigger on it immediately just go buy it anything good uh i can't remember who recommended what and who recommended

what but like people any specific when i was talking about tonga ali someone told me of one recently and i bought that okay that's good yeah i uh but i was trying to think of like a real thing that is a good like a good bed setup not even just the bed like go get like a good comforter good pillows like the whole thing maybe get the one like the I can't remember the what is it eight sleep or whatever where it's like it cools it and all that stuff

that's maybe what it is because I was thinking I was like maybe I get a car and I was like I don't want a car what do you want a car for I don't want one

I was just thinking of things people buy at one point you just google like things guys buy then I thought my watch I don't want a fucking watch

and then you start thinking like oh maybe a fancy pair of shoes and you're like the best shoe you want is 150 bucks yeah yeah you're not gonna go buy like a pair of like gucci sneakers or for 900 just feel like a dope comment below with stuff to buy i wasn't thinking crazy money either i was like you know how people would like go on a vacation i was like i don't want to

go on a vacation i don't like that i don't want to travel so i was like okay what would be like something that'd be like a thousand bucks that i'd buy that i'd like and i didn't i couldn't think of a good bad man get the i couldn't think of one i got the bed with the retractable with the feet go up and all that stuff you have the one with the feet go up yeah man it's good it wasn't my idea why do you want your feet up because you're like you're sitting there with your feet up yeah dude it drains the blood out of your feet and it's like yeah yeah i don't have too much blood in my feet yeah you do you have way more blood in your feet than you know because think about gravity right but uh no no it's like one of those does it make your dick better though

that's not bad though you're about to bone and you put your feet up for a while to get the blood cooking down to your dick yeah it's like it puts the head up the feet up it's like they're not even expensive you get them on amazon for like 300 bucks and they just like you can just fucking it's like an old person bed thing you know i know that's what i'm thinking it wasn't my idea do you have the thing do you go yeah yeah your feet and has like how often do you put the feet up uh to be honest maybe twice a month maybe what for the girl does it though she likes she okay so it's done for you yeah it was her idea i was like this is stupid i don't need the feet up and then now that she got it i was like all right you know watching a tv show or movie in bed,

you put the back goes up, the feet go up. It's nice. What about straps that goes on the girl's hand when she's sleeping so she can't put her arms and move her arms around? I actually, yeah, yeah. What about just like a fucking board divider? Like a plexiglass.

I've decided what I'm spending money on. Separate beds. No, you just get two single beds. A plexiglass divider. It comes down from the ceiling. You go, oh, is this one of those beds? Plexiglass comes down in the divider in the middle of the bed. It should be like one little hand hole that she can just put her hand through

if you want to touch each other. So that's an option that's an option yeah I mean if you lived in not New York City you'd have way more options like you could if you had like

space you'd be like I'll go buy like I would buy a fucking sauna I know if you weren't living in New York

there's things you could buy I think that's what guys get to in their you know in their 30s when they start like being you know I'm an adult sort of thing you go what do I buy

you go stuff for the house stuff for the house yeah but you don't well i mean if you live you want to have a house in manhattan it's like you better be the ceo of fucking raytheon yeah you're not you're not having a house in manhattan so uh i don't know because people certainly don't have to have their leg blown off or be in a firefight uh they don't even have to be beaten to a pulp or mentally ill uh or have a narcissistic lover to have ptsd sometimes it just happens from watching your friend go through a breakup oh fuck off you're rude you're rude i was gonna say you're rude because your friend would probably not well but they're just saying like it doesn't have to be something bad to have ptsd and then they're they do these studies it's kind of weird because they'll do these studies and they'd be like

girls have ptsd way more and you're just like is that true or did the guys just not say they had ptsd as much like it's you're on the fucking honor system of who says they have ptsd it's not really worth anything i mean it used to be guys who went to war and even then they were like just like he doesn't talk about it some of them yeah dude my grandfather probably saw some of those horrific shit in the world i I never saw him even raise his voice. My great-grandfather was in World War I, and he came from fighting for Canada, and he came back because he got shot in the leg. Yeah.

So he says. Well, I'm sure he had fucking crazy. I'm sure he saw, like, the most insane stuff. It might have been, like, what's the guy from 8 Mile? Something Bob? Oh, yeah. Do you want me to find that guy's name from MMO? Gay Bob or something?

I know what you're talking about. I can't remember. But yeah, yeah. But he might have shot you. I wonder if it was... What? Cheddar Bob. Cheddar Bob.

Shot himself in the foot. But anyways, he took one in the leg and then came back in World War I. Yeah, war hero. He was a war hero. I'm sure he wasn't fucking... Come from a long line of war hero one and i'm sure he wasn't fucking rattling on about his ptsd and being rude to people that was they called it shell shock they didn't even have a name for ptsd for the longest time let's go he has shell shock i do it's always a funny to picture

like the ptsd meetup and it's like you know a guy who was in afghanistan then a guy who was like a war prisoner and then like a girl who went through a breakup every week there's one more girl and there's one less guy you know what happened we don't they are pushing what they're really expanding the boundaries on what ptsd is like literally like war heroes. And, you know, my cat disappeared for a week. We got it back with the trauma. He came back, but it was traumatic while he was gone. Instead of calling your close friend or colleague a derogatory name, the next time she lashes out, ask her what's wrong.

So it's like you're the problem if they lash out on you. So now they're lashing out on you, and it's like you're the problem because they might have PTSD from the breakup. From the breakup, yeah. If you think you have PTSD, don't minimize your feelings. Don't blame yourself. All it takes is five TikToks telling you you got PTSD and you're fucking checking into the asylum.

I don't know about this don't minimize your feelings stuff. Literally, some of the best advice you could ever get is minimizing your feelings. Do not literally be dragged around by your feelings. And then chicks are like... I think so too. Yeah. I don't know i'm i i'm a big supporter of of the idea of it probably isn't going to help you to dwell on it no no i

mean if you look if you have a real thing you need like professional help go get your professional help but well yeah i guess they can't be a fucking asshole your whole if you can't get over it then you're like okay well you're gonna have to try something else to get over it yeah yeah but if you feel like it's not really bugging you definitely don't start being like oh it is bugging you you just don't realize yeah i don't like trying to grow it up like when you're like i'm fine and they're like no you're not fine you know i'm telling maybe i'm not i guess maybe i'm not maybe i'm fucking retarded am i retarded chicks just saw ptsd and that's such a man thing to have ptsd and then like it's just like a male dominated we gotta get it we need more women in ptsd we need more women in ptsd slice of that pie

they definitely want to slice of the pie also it's funny the thing i was showing you was um zoe de chanel yeah because you know after you know after sort of canceling and all that sort of stuff they kind of ran out of things and now then it became like exposing everyone for everything and now it's just like everyone getting hit for every last thing but zoe de chanel people are mad because her dad is basically like an oscar winner sort of like the hockey story we were talking about in the patreon but basically her dad's like an oscar winner and she's an actress that uh and they're hitting her with like nepotism claims

like being like you know you're only this because your dad or whatever which is like a little bit true yeah but the correct answer is to like there's some people who a lot of a lot of people who are actors are like my dad's an actor and i became an actor and the smart move is to come out and be like yeah no i'm my dad was an actor and it's sort of like the family business for us you know what i mean i got into it because of him and you kind of say that and it's like yeah that makes sense like some people's dad was a plumber and they become a plumber and you're like dad was an actor you become an actor but they go on and they go it had it didn't help me at all i know there was no benefits to my dad being you know this oscar winner it's actually i did it all myself and

you're like no obviously obviously you fucking helped yeah what are you crazy it'd be stupid to not if you had a you know a parent who's in the entertainment industry to not you know take advantage of that yeah of course it helped again and like acting's bullshit anyways it's like you're not it's not like i'm moving up the ranks of finance and my dad's the black rock ceo but had no effect you're like it did but it's like there's a way to spin that where you're just like, oh, yeah. Well, my dad's a big finance guy. And he taught me about finance since I was two years old. And it helped me.

And then I decided I wanted to go into the family business. And it's actually pretty reasonable. Yeah. And I can be trusted because it's family. That's another point. Yeah. You can probably people want to hire people they can trust or whatever. Yeah.

To not like fuck up their company. And also dads want dads want to like you know do favors for their kids because it's like a nice thing to do sure and maybe hang out with their kids more whatever i mean there's a million reasons the difference is the difference is in a skill profession like for example if you go oh you know i was like the head of uh you know berkshire hathaway and your son's moving up and you're like well is he good at this you know what I mean it's a real job how is he performing but in acting there's no real you go well this person's better and you go

says who it's all fake bullshit the old David Spade thing where it's like acting's the only profession where it's like people take you know 40 years to be the top you know athlete in their field and, you know, 40 years to be the top, you know, athlete in their field

and then, you know, go to the Olympics when waltz into acting. Yeah. First year, best actor. Exactly. I think he was talking about the girls four years old. He goes, and what other profession does the best at it in the world for?

Oh, when Kirsten Dunst or whatever, when she won. I don't know, some kid. Yeah, she won. Well, I don't know if it's her, but I remember she won for. I think it might have been the guy from uh uh the i see dead people movie oh hayley yeah there's probably been a few but yeah i mean sometimes well and acting's like you have to have you could be there like there are people who are the best actors who are like

the best broadway actors or whatever fucking nobody gives a shit about them and they just never happen to get a role that you know you need to basically be cast in a role the director's good the script's good the editor's good like the marketing is good all those things to wind up like to align so that people are like oh you're an amazing actor exactly that's a great point dude i've seen a million things where people do it and then the editor's bad and you're like these actors suck yeah these actors are no they just put a song underneath that didn't suit the pacing and then they look like they're speaking too slow or fast and awkwardly like you could you can make people seem you can make people seem uh good or bad actor by the like presentation so much yeah dude you ever see like you ever see uh

jared leto for example right uh he you know he's kind of revered as like a good actor and stuff like that yeah but sometimes they do like these tiktoks they start doing stuff you know to promote stuff they'll do like a little sketch with a instagram guy and you're just like take away the bells and whistles you see this guy in this little instagram sketch you're like this guy's not good at acting guy he almost seems bad yeah you're like yeah because you take away the presentation. Or like the best director in the world. Yeah, the guy didn't pick the right take.

It just seemed, you know, bad acting. A million factors, yeah. And then the UN Saudi Arabia. The UN gives Saudi Arabia a leadership role on the Women's Rights Commission, which is so funny. UN's back, baby! Do you think that's what they did? I think they made it the head. Or they made them like the head of the...

It was a top role. A top role, yeah. Saudi Arabia's ambassador to the United Nations. Name that I'm not even going to attempt to pronounce. Come on, just give it a shot. Abdullaziz... That's not bad. Al-Wasil.

Okay, not bad. You think that's what it is? That's probably pretty good. Abdullaziz. Yeah. It's good. Fucking Abdullaziz isn't a bad name. No.

So anyways, crazy name. Was elected as chair of the UN commission of the status of women. The chair. So fucking funny. I guess this is sort of like a diversity thing, overshadowing the women thing. Women were fucked in the noggin if they ever thought that they were going to stay at the top of this pyramid they could they could always hope but it's just hilarious if uh yes that guy just like sneaking in he's just at the back being like this bitch should be in fucking

jail for doing only fans dude yeah wait you guys drive what the fuck well not anymore that's always my favorite thing because millennials are like worse at driving and stuff like that and it's like kind of like a boomer talking point to be like millennials you know or even like higher than boomer where it's like you know all like millennials like crash way more and you're like we let our wives drive what they insist on it what are you not understanding about these statistics you told them they were the best drivers of all time for some reason and now they're testing out that theory in real time but everyone go over to patreon subscribe at boyscast.com i don't know we do have boyscast.com but it's patreon.com. Patreon.com slash the boyscast.

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We have a third one in the pipeline. And then we have a third coming, which we are, I think we can announce it, right? We're pretty set on. We're doing gun range. So we're doing the gun range competition. Danny's 2-0. I am going to get shot in the foot. I feel like, do you think you're better than me at that one?

I feel like I could beat you at that one. I don't know. My marksmanship, I've shot a gun like once in my life. I have good hand eye. Remember? I was a high-level lacrosse player and stuff, though, right? I knew it wasn't even going to hit me. I thought so fast. I have pretty good hand eye coordination, too, though. High level lacrosse player and stuff though, right? I knew it wasn't even going to hit me.

I thought so fast. I have pretty good hand-eye coordination too though. But I don't know how much hand-eye. You have pretty good mouth-dick coordination. When you're shooting though, the Wim Hof probably will help you because you've got to really calm the body. I don't feel like I need help. I feel like I'm way better than you at this.

You're going to stink at it. A shooting? You've never done it either. I shot clays. I've shot clays before. What that like clay shooting you know how many times one time how many clays you hit like two out of like 50 shots i don't know it's not bad that seemed like hard to hit maybe we'll add clays into the mix yeah clays are fun this is some kind of yeah yeah but uh but a bunch of people i don't know i don't have gun ranges we could do it

okay well i'm down okay yeah well thank you everyone see people in the picture said they have gun ranges we could do it at. Okay. Well, I'm down. Okay. Yeah. Well, thank you, everyone. See people in Winnipeg next week. Peace. Later.