The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Chicks Invent New Terms! Claudine Gayeeeeee Fired, & A Conference for Being Fat

Episode Date: January 5, 2024

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Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has now made it mandatory for buildings to provide free tampons in the men's bathrooms. And to ensure compliance, Trudeau's government is set to rig up a state-of-the-art camera setup in each of the men's stalls, which will be routed to a mainframe at the home of Justin Trudeau, who states, only he can be trusted with monitoring the men's bathroom cam footage, and it is a sacrifice that he is willing to make. When asked how many hours a day he plans to spend monitoring the men's bathroom cams, he responded by saying, as many as it takes. And listen, if we one day live in a world where other people take men's tampons as seriously as I do,

I will happily give someone else the keys to my men's bathroom cam viewing den. But until that happens, it's going to be me and me alone. When asked why it would be necessary to have the cameras in the actual stalls when the tampon dispensers could easily be in the entrance of the bathroom, Mr. Trudeau said, no, I think my way's better, next question, before standing on the podium and shouting, I have a dream that not a single Canadian man has to go out of pocket on his tampons. And like other great dreamers,

I am putting skin in the game. From the minute I finish my job as prime minister to the minute I go to sleep, I will be in that viewing den, making sure men get their tampons on the government's dime." As Trudeau finished his speech, the Canadian Minister of Gender Equality began urging the crowd to cheer while throwing tampons into the crowd before a reporter interrupted her, asking if the prime minister planned to digitally monitor the tampon supplies in the women's bathrooms as well, to which Mr. Trudeau responded, ooh, no. The homies. Just the boys. The dudes. It's very long. So let's go. Boys.

Cast. After we finish recording this episode, me and Danny are officially embarking on the Across the Pond Tour. And tickets for a lot of shows are pretty sold out. We've already sold three of them out and added new shows. So Dublin, London, Antwerp, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, Oslo, Stockholm. So definitely come out to that. And then back in America,

we're going to Perrysburg, Columbus, Liberty, Dallas, Baltimore. I'll be in Calgary, Boston at the Wilbur Theater, which is actually selling really good too. So make sure you come out to that. Then I'm going to Winnipeg and San Diego. So we will see you

across the pond. The boys cast, the Bumba Clot cast for the round now. Bumba Clot, Bumba Clot. Hot sexy gal and she want to give me head. We may fuck pussy,

they pussy turn red. Gymnastics. Now the pussy dead. That's a man. Shout out. Shout out M m.r he's the ghost me don't give a me don't give our ass clap i love that guy it is so funny it's so funny too because he's like one of the dudes too like when he started going viral everybody was kind of like dunking on him and then i wasn't but at first like in the comments of course everybody's

like what and then now then now everyone's coming around and they're like oh this guy's sick oh he's the new Snow yeah but he's stuck with it yeah because he's a London guy

and he was rapping but it was like I actually saw him do an interview about his reggae and they were kind of like how'd you get into reggae and he was like

well you know my sister had a boyfriend and he was Jamaican trying to string together a thing his origin story a gymnastics not a pussy did not a pussy did uh check out m.r but i went you're right you're like what the fuck are you talking about you said the whole thing and you were you were kind of like you

looked for you're like looking at his song like his 95 remixes of that one song yeah yeah and then uh so i actually looked at his old stuff and he was more like rap it was just like normal london rapper and then i guess he got into the dance hall stuff and became a jamaican rapper guy he's a man though shout out to him i'm not even in a dance hall but i like i listen to well you know i'm a reggae man i'm on you don't give a fuck you don't give a rock clout that's the best part so um matt actually sent me this but it was funny because people talk about ai taking over or whatever yep and i've been looking i was even looking at like shirt designs and stuff like that and just being like i wonder if a good like the ai art could do this first of all they can't spell yeah and you sometimes it'll be like fellas fellas and sometimes it'll spell

the first one right in the second one wrong it's like a mess yeah has spelling problems and then they have the big how do you mess that up they have the big thing where when you do people it'll spell the first one right and the second one wrong. It's like a mess. Yeah, it has spelling problems. And then they have the big thing. How do you mess that up? They have the big thing where when you do people, it'll put extra fingers on them because there's like a big thing where people will post, hey, I have photos and they have six fingers.

So it can't do stuff like that. It's not tapped into the internet until like its last piece of information came last January, by the way. So it's always super behind on everything. And then he was showing me this he goes if you ask it questions about uh your girl and you go uh how to comfort my girlfriend when she says she's getting fat i'll see if you think this is a good answer this is what ai's this is what good their answers are telling you to do you can reassure her that you love her and appreciate her the way she is, and that her

worth is definitely not defined by her appearance. Yeah. Nice try, AI. Literally, that's all their worth is. Dude, AI is legitimately saying the advice is saying you are fat and beautiful. I think you said that. Sure. Yes, you may be fat, but. But. That's what they're saying. Yes, that is correct. You are fat and beautiful. I think you said that. Sure. Yes, you may be fat, but.

But. That's what they're saying. Yes, that is correct. You are fat. You are fat. And that is amazing. That is correct. You are a fatty boombatty.

I got you two tickets to FatCon, which we'll be talking about a bit later. Your worth is not defined by your appearance. You know what it is? It's AI trying to steal your chicks. I think it's what it is. I love that there's like a little. This is what a multi-trillion dollar industry that literally has to do with women defining their their value by their appearance and then

ai is trying to ai is ai is giving you advice that uh if they were trying to like a like a piece of shit trying to smash your girl and be like dude i that girl loves when you tell her she's fat. And you go, oh, okay. Trying to get in between you and your fat girl. And there's not much space there. No, not at all. You go, listen, your appearance is only 10% of your value. Because to me, I consider 50% of your value the rent that you pay for me. I consider not 40% of your value the inheritance that I think you're getting. So I value your appearance at 10% of your value, the rent that you pay for me, I consider not 40% in front of your value, the inheritance that I'm thinking you're getting. So I value your appearance

at 10% of your value. So if you get 20% fatter, that is only actually 2% less hot. So it's like, yes, you are less hot, but it's marginal. And then you start to, and then you bring up a graph and then you start explaining. Yeah.

It's barely statistically significant. It's barely statistically significant then at some point she her eyes gloss over and she goes you know i should just go hit the gym and you go i'm winning yes yes get out of here and go to the gym you scamp so ai is playing the long game i think you know what you actually is is questions like this where it's like if you're not interested in having that conversation and you can tell they're just fishing they go if i'm getting fat you go what is this what are you doing me and paul you always say it's a like when a when a mice is in the house you shine the light at them because they go yeah because they'll be like do you love me and you go what is this what is this i mean the fat one you just go let's just grab the scale and see. Why are we even talking about this?

Let's just see. What's the point of even, are you getting fat? Just take all your clothes off, strip down, and let's just weigh you. Socks, dude. Yeah, just socks off. Yeah, we don't want to add sock weight. Everybody knows sock weight. I'll even let you, you know what?

I'll be back in half an hour if you need to go and take a shit or something. And then just to really just get a good. That's not funny. yeah your girl's like you think I'm getting fat you go easy way to check then you just go pull up the averages for North America for a woman your age and size there's no point of talking about it. Let's just figure it out. Are you fat? BMI test. Yeah, BMI test. Pretty simple. I have one of those good scales,

like the Withings one that I bought from the Apple store. This one's bang on. Where it's bang on, but it also tracks every weight you've ever recorded in it. So like, and then graphically.

And then I'll tell you what, we're going to print that out and put it on the chart and then we're going to get those done. Put that on the fridge so you can look at it every time you go to help yourself do a late night snack. If that's something you like.

I mean, if that's something you care about, I guess. It seems like you do. You keep bringing it up. I actually prefer the chart space for my chart. Those futuristic fridges that we were promised with the screens on them, you'll be able to upload the scale, the weight data, so it's just live on there

actually you know what i got you for your birthday because it sounds like something you care about scale shoes the shoes that scales just like with a little screen on the toe live reading every time you step that's what i'm saying it's a digital live reading on your on your toe Live reading every time you step That's what I'm saying It's a digital live reading on your toe every time you step Yeah, it's like the LA Gear, the light ones But instead of a light, it's just a weight reading every time

I think we could go into business on scale shoes Scale shoes is pretty good, yeah Scale shoes I don't know, I think we should bleep this part of the podcast They'd actually go into business on scale shoes We should bleep this whole section out Scale shoes is pretty good no but you shine the light on them when they're saying um when they when they're

starting something like this and you'd basically what you actually do is you go are you trying to fight right now it's like you're trying you basically you you have to go one step back you go what are you up to which is actually do you remember in wedding crashers bradley cooper's character was the bad guy uh when she When she would basically go, she was like, oh, let's do this game that I was doing with Owen Wilson. You know what I mean? And then he basically goes, do you not get enough attention? What is this?

Which we now know he's the good guy. Right. If you look back at that movie. History's been quite kind. If you look back at Bradley Cooper in Wedding Crashers, he's the good guy because basically what happens is they go to a wedding. He's obviously stressed out. He's got work bothering him.

She meets another guy at the wedding, starts going on romantic bike rides with this guy, sitting playing patty cake with this other man, flirting with him at the age of 40, and then goes back to Bradley Cooper and he goes, hey, would you play this cute game that I've been flirting with this other guy at the entire wedding party? And then Bradley Cooper had enough of it what's going on bradley cooper we now know to be the the protagonist of that yeah it is funny how that changes too and they just would write like some movie back in the day can you believe my boyfriend's such an is what you kind of look at and you go yeah i mean you've been yeah you're a cheating yeah you're on bike bike ride to some other guy i'd rather you fuck him yeah how do you think this fucking movie

ends if it was filmed in saudi arabia you're not fucking hooking up with owen wilson i'll tell you what getting a bunch of stones thrown at you i'll tell you my next big theory yeah i don't think anyone so this basically um when people are trying to get sympathy my i think that there's a direct opposite correlation what's the word for that you okay this i'll just say i'll i can make it really simple yeah you can either have you can either have sympathy or people care what you think of them and you can't have both right okay so basically when you're looking at like power or powerful people it's basically the easiest way to look at it is if you cancel a lunch on someone right like let's say you had a lunch at 5 p.m yeah when you're and when you have to cancel is it because you're like fuck this is gonna bum them

out like are you thinking about their feelings or you're gonna be like they're gonna think i'm like a person that doesn't cancel shit yeah you don't want to be a you want to be a reliable person yeah so are you thinking about their feelings or what they think of you kind of like people pleasing a bit no no because i think that uh no matter how you are you're like that with the like it's not about the person that's uh thinking it because it's about which type of person you are so if i cancel on danny do i think fuck i don't want danny to think i'm a guy who cancels or do i think uh fucking danny's gonna be fucking bummed out about this because danny's this guy oh yeah yeah you think the other person so basically when everyone girl people always want sympathy and sympathy comes at the expense

of people you can't have both and the the the trade-off is if you want to be like um important and you want people to care about your opinions on them because that's the best way to like you know uh have power is people care what you think of them yeah you're no one's gonna care about your feelings so you need to accept that and i think uh so no one's ever gonna care about your feelings right but if you're if you so if you want sympathy no one's ever gonna care what you think of them like if you think of a person that's always sad and you're kind of like thinking about all you feel bad for them you don't give a shit what they think of you yeah yeah and yeah don't be a person who just constantly wants sympathy that's fucking needy and annoying yeah but it's also you have to accept that that that is one of the trade-offs you're making as being a person that people around

me give a shit what i think of them yeah you they're not going to care about your feelings and that's just what the trade-off is that's fine yeah but no i think that's what it is though so anyways this is the kind of stuff i've been doing instead instead of uh these are the kind of experiments you've been kind of experimenting all these lunches with people go hey i'd love to have a lunch with you. No, I'm evaluating my feelings on it. I cancel the lunch. I go, what am I thinking here? What were you going to eat for lunch, though?

So these are the kind of experiments that I'm running in my mind. Instead of learning about chickens and eggs, which apparently people weren't happy about. I know. Some people, I was, I hated. We were getting shredded. Well, so yeah, I guess some people were like, you guys are so stupid. You didn't know that. Yeah, yeah we didn't live on a farm yeah I didn't grow up on a farm

their opinion is but not everybody some people were like didn't know that some people didn't know that oh really yeah there were some people I got messages on every platform and most YouTube comments being like are you fucking dumb bud yeah I told a couple people we're bug men

we literally have a bug man versus bug man challenge I told a couple people We're bug men We literally have a bug man Versus bug man challenge I told a couple of people On real life that And they were just like You're kidding me right now Maybe this isn't a myth I don't know

I didn't live on a farm That I find hard to believe I wasn't sloshing around In cow shit Sorry I just I find it hard to believe That I'm just like Me and you are the only people

Who didn't know that Listen I know about crypto I know about algorithms You guys are... This is people sitting in their house being like doing experiments on eggs. Yeah, I don't know.

I think most people, almost all girls don't know that. Well, some of the ones I have seem to know that. Really? I'll tell you what they don't know how to use is Premiere Pro and Pro Tools. Good luck. You come into my world.

Good luck figuring out the slip tool. You want to talk Exactly Let's talk about quick keys In Premiere Pro Yeah Yeah Let's talk about algorithms

Let's talk about knowing every word Of fuck the world by insane clown posse Let's see if you know that Yeah I agree I don't know I'll tell you what else I was right about What?

Not that No But some people This one's starting to take hold. And there was this big lawsuit about something that I've been saying for six years to people that the real estate commissions don't make sense. I've been... Yeah, that's the biggest scam in the world.

That's why there's like nine fucking million realtors. Exactly. And I've been saying this forever. And it's a bit of a... Not a pyramid scheme is not the right right thing But it's like you know It's like 1% of realtors Actually make it Okay

You basically pay 5% When you buy When you do a house right So if someone does a house For like a million bucks It's 50 grand 50 grand in commissions

Yeah And then the 25 grand I actually don't really have a problem With the sell side Yeah Because the sell side It's like If they get you an extra 15 grand

Because being a good agent it sort of makes sense and they present your house and take the pictures and do all this stuff right it's actually not that crazy the buy side someone's you know obviously most houses don't cost that much but let's even half it and you go 15 grand you go some of those people it's like you basically say i want to go this place this place this space they go look at them and then what other agent and so basically the conclusion is they agree that they're going to take half and half yeah but in what industry would you ever hire someone to get you to buy something for you and if you pay more they get more money yeah for sure the

incentives are insane and you go so you go okay so 25 grand you go okay so you did like a week of work so what you make like 1010 million a year or whatever? Well, the problem is, is so, so few of them actually make any money like for realtors. Cause there's so many. Exactly. So then you're subsidizing the other people. What happens? No, it's not subsidizing.

What happens is it becomes like who can find the buyers. And then so like, dude, realtors and shit. Like when you go on Google and you search for like a realtor, like those like that. They'll run on Google like they're paying like $50 a click Probably yeah. Yeah, so it's ended it ends up just like everybody starts taking a slice of this and So like, you know Google's making tons of money that must be probably the MLS basically in all these places that sort of run them and they have Monopoly on the listings because really all they're offering is like a lot of them are like oh i have some secret listings and essentially if you don't go through these guys they won't show your property yeah so basically they have to make a they make like a deal with

the other guy that will split the commissions and then they go okay so i'll show i'll show your house and they have access to the listings and you can't see a lot of them or whatever right so it's a total scam yeah and it's fallen apart because there's a big class action lawsuit and they've convinced all the agents that they've kind of kind of with acting where they were like convinced a lot of like poor actors to be like you should be like um essentially out there uh protesting for tom cruise to make more money yeah exactly and you basically will not see any part of that they've convinced the real estate agents and really what happened is because of this thing it's what you said it there was a a four i've been looking a lot into this there was a 40 increase in real estate agents so all of the real estate agents on average made zero dollars more they all made the

same they just did a few less houses for more money right so basically it's a complete scam yeah and no one's winning except for the places that have the listings right yeah but how it should work and they compete for the listings. Sell sides on commission, buy side, you pay someone and you go, essentially, you could say, hey, I want you for a week. We're going to be looking at places or whatever. The guy goes, oh, I'm two grand or three grand a week or whatever I make. It's probably pretty good salary.

And it's like, and if you don't end up by the house, you still have to pay it. And it's like, and then if you do buy a house, you don't subsidize the window shoppers. I think there was actually some company i remember seeing ads for that essentially that is what they were because there's always been people trying like redo it but the problem is is that that the listings on mls are kind of like protected or whatever in that regard so well we are i mean i guess yeah yeah what's the thing in new york city that what's the thing new york city has that's the biggest scam when you rent places where you have to, what's it called? Where the buyer-

Oh, the broker fee. The broker fee. That is the biggest, that is way bigger scam than anything. It's a real fucking racket. Where you go, hey, I'd like to rent this place. You go, okay, well, I'm the broker, so you have to pay me and the- Because the broker basically gets all these listings, then go, I'm going to rent your place out and I'm going to fucking pop three grand on that.

Yeah, but the renter has to pay a fee. And then all, because normally it's just like the person who the landlord is, they go, hey, find me a tenant. Here, I'll pay you. But the reason why I'm even bringing it up is because there's a million scams in the world, right? But the problem is, in today's day and age, it would be, it's crazy that it still exists, because you go this should just be a website but the web honestly people have been saying what you're saying for a long

time though trying to someone's trying to be like how do we reinvent how haven't they yet i i wonder the same well i know the reason is because these places are powerful and they have a big lobby and they're monopolies yeah they're monopolies like dude the broker fee thing right when we moved to new york they had like some injunction some. Like, dude, the broker fee thing, right when we moved to New York, they had some injunction, some court injunction saying the broker fees were illegal. And then there was no broker fees for a very short period of time.

And then COVID happened and nobody was charging broker fees because the market was so soft. And then they had it just overturned. Like the state of New York, Supreme Court just overturned it. They go, yeah, you can do broker fees and now they're just back.

Because they spent tons of money on it. And there's so much money involved in keeping it going, you know? Yeah, this now they're just back because they spent tons of money on them. There's so much money involved in keeping it going, you know? Yeah, this is scam central. Very much scam central. So anyways, we were right about that. Right, that breakfast wasn't the most important meal of the day.

Nope. No, sir. You know what else I was looking up? Okay, so one of the big like mom science things was that breakfast was the most important meal of the day. Not true. It's funny, by the way, because I saw my mom after that podcast, and she listened to the podcast, and she had kind of a bone to pick. Because she took that as a personal attack.

She literally, she's like, she didn't like the mom. You know what I did to my mom? She didn't like attacking the mom. No, I went to my mom's house, and it was in the thunderstorm, and I knocked on her door, and I go, you lied to me. Just like a dark figure, and then the lightning lights you up. You fucking lied to me. You fucking lied to me.

Does gum even stay in your system for seven years? What else did you lie about? Does swallowed gum stay in your stomach for seven years? Look me in the eyes, and tell me that I can't swim after eating. in the eyes and tell me that i can't swim after eating you look me in the fucking eyes and tell me face to face that i can't go in that pool right after i ate forgot about that one that was i do how many people died in world war ii mom how many is black rock buying every house or not, Mom? What else?

I'll tell you what. That's why they want everyone not to be conspiracy theorists. This is where it started. For your mom to lie into you at birth. That is the ultimate conspiracy theory. Hey, Mom, look in my eyes. They're not blind, are they? Where's the hair?

Where's the hair? You promised. You promised that I'd have hair on them. Yeah. I guess you didn't like it. Yeah, you said that the hip palms are going to be hairy. But you know what they are? Sweaty.

Knees. Spaghetti. Vomiting already What you used to give me For breakfast Which was not the most Important meal of the day It's crazy

Because they're like Most important meal of the day Who was on Epstein's Island mom That's A to B right there That's where you start That's where you wind up

That's what They started it That's all I'm saying The lies You lied to me. I remember actually when I was a kid. She opens her Christmas present and it's empty. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I do remember as a kid taking like a swim because we had a pool and taking a swim after eating and I go. It's a lump of coal. Yeah, it seems fine. I don't know. Yeah, exactly. Obviously, when you took the swim, where does the water go? What happened to our cannonball?

I'm just standing at the bottom of the pool. Totally dry. Where'd Jimmy go? He's in the tree. I'm in all the water. You should start doing a light trot around the pool surface. Some kid down the the street Getting washed away Aaron Rodgers in trouble

On the topic of Epstein's Isle He was accusing Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy Kimmel wasn't happy Jimmy Kimmel did not like the smoke He definitely did not like the smoke I watched the video though He didn't say Jimmy Kimmel would be on the Epstein list He kind of just insinuated that Jimmy didn't

He was totally kidding He didn't say like oh Jimmy Kimmel's gonna be on the list and then Jimmy Kimmel was like he said he didn't want the list to be out there and Aaron Rodgers goes a lot of people don't want that list coming out Jimmy Kimmel being one of them by the way Danny you said the list is sort of a scam though it's cat well it's not so it's uh everybody keeps saying the Epstein list is coming out but the black book was the main thing originally and then apparently bill clinton danny polish chuck oh now we talk gimme jimmy kimmel it was a redacted polish chuck yeah it could be anybody okay guys that could be anybody it's a common name um slick danny no it was so the girl you know the girl who is in the the prince andrew photo the famous prince

andrew or andrew's prince andrew's like, the famous Prince Andrew, where Prince Andrew's like, I don't sweat or whatever. Not really. So it's like this blonde girl. Her name's like something, Gioff or something. I don't know her name. She's suing Ghislaine Maxwell

over Ghislaine Maxwell's involvement in this whole thing because she got, I think, like $14 million from Prince Andrew. So there's a lawsuit coming out. So people keep saying all these names are coming out but apparently a lot of the names

are this isn't Jeffrey Epstein's list they're just people like victims like people who like worked but like were like employees of

Jeffrey Epstein but like not related to the stuff there might be some names but it's not like here's 150 pedophiles yeah yeah yeah

it's not gonna be that it's gonna be didn't feel like it was going to. It felt unlikely that was coming out. That's not what it is at all. They're saying they're going to release it. This is today's Wednesday. They're going to be releasing it today.

But from what I understand, because I've read a lot, or I've been trying to get to the bottom of it, and apparently it just has to do with this lawsuit. And it's just like a lot of them are going to be actual victims, which is why they're not being released. Kind of fake news a little bit.

Yeah. Well, just it did seem a little unlikely. It was like, here's 150 famous politicians, confirmed pedophiles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, I don't know. It just seemed like, okay, well, that's not going to happen, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had a friend of ours, actually, who messaged me yesterday.

He goes, can you believe this fucking Epstein list? Because someone put out a fake one and it was like Drew Barrymore's on it and like all these people. And it's just like a screen scrolling of just names. It's funny. Cause if you have like a decent, like you can just like post something and then here's the list, but it just randomly goes viral.

Cause people just believe it to be true. That's a flight logs. People are always saying that. Well, those flight logs are those flight logs. Yeah. Yeah. But I guess it's the same thing.

Like Eric Weinstein was like, yeah, I got invited there. We had a meeting. Nothing else happened. Yeah, nothing else. Nothing. And then there's also people who were like, yeah, they used the plane, but they never went to the island. They flew in between New York and whatever, Atlanta or some

shit, but they're on the flight logs. We just had a quick layover. Quick layover. Pun intended. Nothing happened. So anyways, we'll see. I don't think it's going to be a... but they're on the fight we just had a quick layover quick layover pun intended nothing happened so anyways we'll see I don't think it's I don't think it's gonna be a they fired

Claudine Gay Gay no she resigned she resigned well same thing she took the hero's route yeah I mean

she resigned usually resigns she resigned and then they let her stay at her so she has a new position, which is her old position. On her hands and knees begging for fucking. Dude, they're paying her the same amount as the president.

So she kept her president's salary while basically doing some like. So she's doing okay. Yeah, she's doing great. Other than the humiliation and not being the president of Harvard. It's funny. I just want to say though, Claudia and Gayye Now that you are Out of a job Yeah We want to offer you

A position at the boys cast Yeah So I know she's big In diversity stuff It's not going to be that She's huge I know that's her

Sort of area expertise I want to say She can have Official This is what I think She should be A great men coordinator So

Claudia Nguye I know if you're interested You come to the boys cast You sort of sit in the corner, we give you like a little corner desk, and it sits facing the corner. And then every week you just come up with great men. Great men of all races, so you will have to find great white men.

Which I know she's not going to like, but her options are limited right now. Yeah, there's not a lot. Including white. To me, her thing with getting fired was just like live by the sword, die by the sword stuff. Yeah, absolutely. But I thought the article was really funny alternative press said harvard president resignation highlights new conservative weapon against colleges plagiarism yeah i mean i remember that's the thing like i remember plagiarism being a pretty big deal at school like that was the one thing where you

really did not want to get busted plagiarizing stuff in college like that was the thing where like if you do that like twice they'll kick you out i know a girl that her dad uh was like a speech writer and he wrote uh he plagiarized a speech and then got fired in his big public humiliation thing yeah i mean plagiarism in specifically act tried to slip i have a dream in like yeah like like academia specifically because i know melania uh everybody's like oh melania she plagiarized her speech or something you're like she doesn't work at a college, though. Like, in colleges specifically, that's their main thing is they're like, don't plagiarize shit. You can't, like, that's one of their main tenets is you don't steal other shit.

You have to properly cite it. And then, yeah, when they look through her shit because of this. A higher code sort of like we roll by. Yeah, for sure. And then they just, they found a bunch of instances where she obviously plagiarized stuff and then someone's like

oh well then we should go look into everybody and you're like okay I saw another one that said yeah I saw another one that said

they said someone said they took her scalp and then the thing got mad basically being like white you saw that too

it was like white people using the word scalp and got the thing got mad basically being like he saw that too it was like white people using the word scalp it got mad at or whatever and then it said that like scalping was from colonialists I'll tell you what though all this the Israel Palestine stuff where like it switched because this is really the first

time that obviously all these people are getting in trouble for this and that right because they go well it wasn't about the plagiarism. It's people looking for, you go, yeah, you started that and then Republicans figured out how to do it now. Now everyone's doing it, right? It did feel like a little bit, though, because with all the Jew stuff for the white

men have been sort of off the chopping block for a little bit. And I don't know if I like it. I honestly feel like sort of like a heel that they're trying to make a baby face. Like we were sort of, you go, guys, I'm right here. I'm the bad guy.

Yeah, I'm the bad guy. Razor Ramon, the bad guy. It's like, that's what I feel like a little bit. You go on stage now and you're like,

white men, and they're like, no, no, no, it's Jews are bad. Like, obviously, we don't like these plagiarists. Yeah, we don't like plagiarists. And I'm like,

I'm sitting there in my cape smoking a cigarette like, oh, I'm sorry. Sorry that I'm like I'm sitting there in my cape smoking a cigarette like oh I'm sorry sorry that I'm a white man and they're and they're like

you're not as bad to them anymore yeah yeah well they're having to kind of take their foot off the gas a little bit they took their foot off the gas

a little bit well I think they're realizing that they're like maybe we went a little too far with this exactly that's what it seems like they go oh

but I sort of I sort of was comfortable in the darkness they were like, maybe we went a little too far with this. Exactly. It seems like they go, Oh, but I sort of, I was, I sort of was comfortable in the darkness. I'm kind of been in my cage and then there, I was instant. I'm institutionalized in the darkness where people think that white guys are the worst. I'm just,

I'm like, it's my, it's my zone now a little bit, right? Especially comedically. And then a lot of times now it's like, you're in your fucking, you're in your cage.

And then they're just like, your sentence is over. And you it's like, you're in your fucking, you're in your cage. And then they're just like, your sentence is over. And you're just like, I'm fine. You didn't come out. Yeah, you're like Brooks or Shawshank. I don't want to grab the knife. I'll kill you. They go, they make the hierarchy and they're like, well, obviously the worst is this.

And the second worst is this. And the third, I go, put me on the fucking, grab that pen. I'm on the bottom. You're on a date with a girl. You can't handle me. I'm a white man. We're trouble. No, that's what it is. I'm George Costanza when he tries to say he's the bad boy.

Yeah, I'm smoking the cigarette. I got the Letterman jacket on. I'm like, you don't want anything to do with us white men. We're trouble. Know what it is? I'm George Costanza when he tries to say he's the bad boy. Yeah, I'm smoking the cigarette. I got the Letterman jacket on. I'm like, you don't want anything to do with us white men. We're trouble. And she goes, no, you guys aren't so bad. I go, we are. Our ancestors. My ancestors.

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I don't buy any of the polls. I guess I don't buy it either, but I saw one recently. Everybody's like, oh, Nikki Haley's up 45 points on vivek i'm like impossible i think he's better at like politics and other people but i also think he's younger so he's the only people that maybe talk to people like around our age yeah but i was he kind of did a he did a speech where they go will you condemn white supremacy and he was like i'm not gonna do this bullshit he basically said he was like he kind of did some version of like and they all they you know everyone was it became a big thing or whatever but but he's basically, he's just like, listen, I'm not playing these

like stupid games. Like, yes, I'd obviously I'm against racism. It's like, you're trying to find an article. It's like, and he was kind of right because I was like, but he handled it pretty good. It was kind of like, um, I know what game you're playing. Yeah. But it was good to call it out. It's not a lot of them do it.

No, not as well as him. Yeah. Cause it was, it was sort of like, if someone says that to you, it's like a kid thing being like, dude, they see you're gay. And then you do that and they're like, blah, you're gay. That's like what the news sort of does, right? Well, imagine you sat down with someone and you go, do you condemn cheating on your wife? Do you think cheating is the worst?

Any man cheating? And you go, what are you doing right now? Well, the problem is- What the fuck are you up to? Yeah, well, like in the instance that you're talking about with the Vivek thing is a Washington Post reporter and she's operating from the point of you can't, I don't want a Republican to be the president, right? So that's where she started.

So we have to do whatever we can possibly to not have a Republican president. So she's like not in acting in good faith. She had to switch it not by defense. Yeah. She's like putting, yeah, she's literally like playing offense and putting him on the defensive when you're like, that's not a fair question. And I know's literally playing offense and putting him on the defensive when you're like, that's not a fair question. And I know it's later in the game where it's like,

Trump sort of fell for some of those traps a little bit, but it's later in the game now, you know what I mean? So he knows how to do it. And the Washington Post has been more exposed too. So, you know, they've lost a bit of their teeth as well. Yeah, so obviously he's doing it at an easier time in the game. And I think that everyone sort of figured out that, but it seems like not a lot of them do it that much still they still sort of defend themselves yeah yeah

they'll go but i was kind of but anyways i'm the interesting thing to me was because a lot of people that don't like him they'll be they'll say uh that he's like a sleazy car salesman honestly i haven't really seen them other than dan jones i don't really know that many people who like don't like him really i feel like i've seen that take a hundred times yeah i don't yeah i, I don't really know that many people who don't like him. Really? I feel like I've seen that take a hundred times. Yeah. I guess. I don't know. But the thing is, which is, and to be honest, I agree with it.

Yeah. He is a sleazy Indian car salesman or whatever. Yeah. But it's like, they are all car salesmen. Yeah, they're fucking politicians. They're legitimately selling you a car, which is their party. The Republican Party and the Democrat Party are used cars. Yeah, absolutely. That are being sold to you so it's like and he's even you know he's doing the

method of being like listen man like this dealership i'm on your side yeah obviously he's doing that with the republican party he is a car salesman he's like i'm the inside guy yeah dude trump's the car salesman that basically said he's like but you look so great in that you're gonna get all the ladies look at you trump's the trump's the car salesman that's like you i'll take you the strip club later like he's doing coke with the guy at the strip club obama's the car salesman that like sends your family a christmas card every year to like stay in touch yeah you know he's still selling you a car yeah for sure clinton's the car salesman that has your smells fingers it's coming in the back with me if biden's the car salesman that goes to the wrong lot.

No, this is Biden as a car salesman. He's like, you just hear knocking on the trunk. He goes, I locked myself in the trunk. He goes, let me show you this best car on the market. It's a Model T Ford. DeSantis is the car salesman that's having like a really big conversation. And then some of the other guys are goofing around in the back and he's really mad at that you know what i mean like desantis is the car he's professional he's professional and a lot of the other uh car salesmen they're like

they're like throwing spitballs at someone he gives them a look like what the are you doing it's like i take this seriously you're on my business man yeah yeah he's very serious about his sale he's like so close but he's keeping the fake smile on with the guy like yeah and then he looks back at the other guys like, could you mind? And he goes, I'm sorry about that. So anyway, yeah, gets back into character. New hires.

But it's just funny being like their car salesman. It's like, who the fuck isn't? Yeah, yeah. Nikki Haley's the car salesman that's trying to sell you a gun. You know, this one comes with a gun in the car. Got a fucking AK in the... Yeah, it's Nikki Haley stuff

I'm not she do you see her thing where the slavery thing with her big gotcha I actually didn't watch it because

the stuff with her doesn't because I feel like I don't even care to like chat about it every time I see a Nikki Haley thing I just kind of

nobody is excited about her but then the polls come out I'm not even excited to make fun of her really yeah but like the polls come out and

they're like she's like three points behind Trump and you're just like no fucking way yeah probably not I'm not really that top make fun of her, really. Yeah, but the polls come out, and she's three points behind Trump, and you're just like, no fucking way. Yeah, probably not. I'm not really that tapped into what old people are. But then you're like, so who's making these polls?

And I guess they just want Nikki. It's one of those things where it's like the deep state wants Nikki Haley to be the presidential candidate, and they're just kind of making it happen. They're just doing it. Well, that's the head office of the car. Yeah, the head office. Head office of the car lot. They go, yeah, there's the guy who's actually the top salesman they go you know but no nicky's actually it won't look good if we if our top salesman another white guy this year yeah like we can't just have a top salesman because like he kind of makes it into like the

ford like annual letter doesn't look great head office no she's really good at sucking up to the the the guy at the vice president at head office yeah and so you're kind of like why why do they love her so much and then you you're like oh they go to dinners and stuff yeah yeah she's she's tapped in she's really tapped in even though she kind of sucks at her job yeah yeah but she's the one but anyway she said there was someone just asked her in the audience like every time every time the that guy comes from head office she's the first guy to give him the biggest hug. Yeah, of course. That's her. And they were like, what's the cause of the Civil War? And she just like didn't say slavery.

And they kept asking her and she just like said I don't know what she said, but it wasn't slavery. And then everybody's like, ah, she said it wasn't slavery. That's what I kind of thought it was. Something like that. Basically, she was saying the Civil War was over. I mean, I guess people do make that argument. Yeah, I guess. guess but again you're

a politician like even if you think that you know what the right answer is for being a politician yeah right you go slavery and then you go and then you could be also yeah and there were some other factors you probably want to put them in that order but like to be like academic about it oh well technically there's like actually more that have come out in the few recently where it actually seems like it was less likely. Slavery. It's a slavery.

You're running for president. You told me that you were here last night, and you go, well, it was 1201, so that was today, and you asked me where I was last night

where I was there at 1230, so that was today. If you had asked me what I did today if you would ask me what i did morning today if you asked me what i did this morning i would say i was banging a hooker and doing coke but that wasn't last night i was this morning so did i lie or are you bad at questions yeah the rob ford thing when he goes they go do you smoke crack and he goes ask me the question again and he goes have you ever smoked crack

he goes one time you asked me do I smoke crack no I don't smoke crack I've smoked crack exactly that was not the question

you asked getting super technical is not good for politics probably the boys do stay winning this time so Danny posted one

where he was saying he was at a bathroom Dude I was at this rest stop man The boys are winning in 2024 Woo baby That line was huge So big huge honking girl line At the rest stop Small guy line right

No line No line It wasn't super clear But there was zero line for the boys He didn't mention that before that happened You fucking laid one down. You laid the smack down on the toilet, so no one wanted to go near it. Yeah, the sirens were going off, so technically I did.

I set off the doomsday alarm. Had a big dinner on New Year's Eve. So that was a part of it No one was in 100 meters of the thing No that women's line though Invigorated But there's a win for the boy It's basically the South Park thing

But men stunned as the size of average penis is revealed And it's smaller than you think Yes it is So basically it said the average size of a Rect penis in America is 5.17 inches. That's a fucking horn. That is a big horn. You know what I was thinking about a lot?

Because I talk about it on stage too, about how the girls will be like, every girl is beautiful. And just be like a girl under a bridge. Like, even me. And we'll just be like, especially you. You know what I mean? But whenever they do that, it's funny. It's good calling girls out on this. Because girls will be like especially you you know what I mean but the whenever they do that it's funny it's good calling girls out on this

because girls will be like that girl is beautiful and it'll be like a girl that's not particularly attractive and she'll be like she's at least an eight and it's like okay but you know you're hotter than her

so you're just bragging yeah of course right but basically you go well that girl's an eight and you go you're hotter than her and you go am I it'd be like if

a bunch of guys if you were like with a chick and you're watching a movie and a guy comes out with a really small dick and you're like what a piece and a guy comes out with a really small dick, and you're like, what a piece. What a piece. That is magnificent. And she's like, yours is bigger.

And you go, I mean, well, that one's a piece. Yeah, that's a great one. That's a good horn. That right there is a nice dependable. There is absolutely nothing wrong with that piece right there. That is a nice piece of machinery. Absolutely. And then the girls are like, well, yeah, you're bigger than that.

And you go, I guess. Thank you. Thank you. yeah you're bigger than that and you go i guess thank you thank you thank you because that one's amazing yeah thank you i guess i guess i guess when you put it that way it is thanks a lot i appreciate that yeah more than that yeah exactly right so that's kind of what that is but i don't know i think this study was by a girl too because i saw her do an interview about it too And they did a whole big study It would be pretty funny if guys Colluded to send in really small d guys They found like a 10,000 small d They got a study of 10,000 men

It's like a 4chan prank Alright boys Time to be honest We need to rig the system here They rig the system They send in all the small horn guys The average side flaccid is 3.6. Rect 5.17.

And it's shorter than a lot people imagine. And a lot of girls when they were asked think that it's way bigger than that, right? That does make sense. That does probably true that girls have a little bit of an inaccurate picture. Sure. Because they always say mine's only

like three inches above average i read a thing that says canada has a bigger hog than other places really a lot of it's just racial demographics though yeah i was gonna say that seems usually a lot usually it's just racial demographics when they say like certain, certain countries have different things. A lot of times it's just the people are bigger. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I could see it. Yeah. Yeah. Canada is, but there are certain things like certain, you know, types of white have different,

different sizes. Generally, generally not that crazy to say that like this, it's like, you can just take the size of the people. Yeah. It's generally, you go,

you go this one. Like when you look at the things, they go, this one is the bigger hogs. It's like also can just take the size of the people. Yeah. It's generally, you go, you go this one, like when you look at the things, they go, this one is the bigger hogs. It's like also the tallest guys. I always wonder if it could be related to dietary as well. Because I guess size and diet is related as well. I wonder that's,

well, I mean, I probably malnutrition over a long period of time. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but I think it's all kind of related, right? I don't know. Obviously there's tiny guys with massive horns, but just on average yeah like i wonder like is he or is like are they packing it in like ethiopia and

stuff yes what kind of question is that that's what i'm saying but then they have but they have they're all like malnourished and shit i think that's what i'm wondering you know so that's a good question yeah i don't know i'm not gonna type in ethiopian penis ethiopian penis i'm not i'm not fucking to type in Ethiopian penis. Ethiopian penis. I'm not fucking putting this in the search. You're going to get the Jason Whitlock thing. Where you're going to be getting the fucking, did you see that?

Jason Whitlock, the conservative, he has a show on The Blaze. And so he was on like the ESPN website. And so there's like a little ad banner thing where it's just like, you just get tailored to your, so it's constantly banner thing where it's just like it's you know you just get tailored to your so it's constantly changing like it's not like Ford it's just like some

and he goes what is this smut and you're like that's like a cookie related to our previous search it was something about like some I don't know some sexual thing related to something like his wife or something I don't know it wasn't that bad but you don't get that search in ESPN no you don't get that search on espn unless sports scores don't bring you that one no unless

you were looking for something similar to that and everybody was just like dunking i always get banners for penis reductions you what johnny john Johnny took over the team. And we salute you, Johnny Glover, for mucking up your algorithm. It's funny saying it like that. He goes, I have the average. It just sounded like he was saying his own. Okay, you're saying the average for what? For Ethiopia. Okay, what is it?

5.3. Okay, so maybe they're not packing as much as you might think. Well, but if you factor in malnutrition and I don't know, maybe I'm a little above average. Yeah. A little above average, but then what's that above the U S above the U S. But then if you factor in,

like, imagine they were on a U S diet. Yeah. They probably be like, just destroying chicks left and right. Okay. So here's another win for the boys. So you've probably heard over time where girls will always say that

men are more of babies when they're sick. Yeah. Right, you've heard that a lot. Yeah, man flu, which is female propaganda. It's nonsense. So you don't think that's true? No. Because I've, well, maybe I'm a baby.

But I've sort of, maybe not, because I always just go to work. I never even stop working. That's what I'm saying. But women like to try, you go, I don't feel well. And they're like, oh, does the baby need like, they'll try and be like, oh, can I get, you know what I mean?

They fucking, what's that girl? The mother. Yeah, yeah. It's the munchausen. Yeah, dude. It's the munchausen by proxy shit. I'm telling you. They're.

When I fuck that pussy. A pussy turn red. Gymnastics. Now the pussy dead. No, but seriously, I think chicks would be be like they try and baby you preach i like this theory yeah and then they go oh you have man flu you're like maybe i do alone you're like i live in new york city i'll uber eats whatever i need leave me alone if you're gonna like fucking hold this over that's what you say when she has anything leave me the fuck alone yeah she goes you want me to make you soup Danny you go I

have uber eats I literally grab a lamp and I chuck it at the fucking door get out maybe this is what they're talking about yeah oh my god something called uber eats I mean when I'm sick I just I want to just be left alone basically I don't know I'll take a soup I'll take a tea I guess okay so I I'm not like... Please help me. This is the sickest I've ever been. Like, I can't speak for every guy, but that's my theory.

But I've sort of agreed with them a tiny little bit, where I think that sometimes, and I've heard girls say that, I don't think it's the craziest theory to say that guys are a little more babies about being sick. I just don't think it's...

Then girls? I don't know. I don't know. My girl's been sick recently. Out of all the things we could trash girls for, I don't think they're that crazy, but there's obviously some. I'm saying on average.

I'm sure it exists. I'm not trying to cock out here or nothing. No, I'm sure it exists. But I like your theory That it's because I'm out munchausen Yeah it's more Just like the women

They convince you Women are more like Kind of Because that's how They get you Caretakers and stuff They go let me Take care of you

Yeah they go They tuck you into bed And you go I guess I am staying home And then they're like Oh does the baby Need to be tucked into bed You're like

I don't even like Being tucked in Oh she does do you No No No I hate tucked. I have a little bit of a sniffle.

Is it baby Danny? Can you eat some food? You go, no, I don't want to soup. No. I'll take a full ham, though. Feed a fever, feed a cold. That's Danny's fucking thing. That's my motto.

That's why I'm never not sick. Feed a fever, feed a cold, feed a sniffle. Feed a knee injury. Feet are haircut. Feet are nick from shaving. Just anything, you know? Feet are rolled ankle. Feet are knee. You know?

But I don't buy it. I think just women are more motherly, so then they kind of okay i like that theory put that on but their other theory is that allegedly they did a big study and they go is this proof that the man flu is real and men are the weaker sex and it said that one of the reasons is because apparently uh estrogen boosts your immune system wait is this an article questioning whether men are the weaker sex no it's just saying that this is sort of, in my opinion, sort of like a win. Yeah.

And the reason I'm, maybe we're interpreting it differently, because the reason I'm interpreting it is it said that men's flus, if you and your chick are both sick, you actually are more sick. Oh, you're sicker. Oh, okay. That's kind of what it's saying. And one of the reasons for that is because estrogen and this is a based on evolution estrogen uh essentially fights off colds and sickness more because when you're like a mother testosterone is worse yeah and it said one of the reasons is men

are so much less likely to die back in the day from uh you know colds and flus they're more likely to die in accidents and this and that yeah yeah and war and sort of stuff like that so it basically was saying estrogen one of the things it does is uh raises your immune system kind of like obviously if you're uh super tired or uh cold or like all that sort of shit it's an evolutionary mechanism and it's saying testosterone actually like lowers your immune system a little bit so when you and a girl are sick and she's like you're being a baby you're like i'm more sick i'm more sick statistically that's true and that's kind of what their pitch is interesting yeah uh i could see that uh yeah so you're but you're still saying you're not a baby even though you are more sick it's kind of which may be true yeah it's all that testosterone yeah but you're coursing through my veins you're so fucking teed up. Hi, T. Denny. I'm fine. Totally fine.

I mean, it is a fact. Men do live shorter lives because they're less likely to go to the hospital when they're really ill. That's true. Like there is, and that probably you'd think, I don't know if that's testosterone related

or just general toxic masculinity. I like your theory though when a girl's like, oh, you're being a baby. It's like, or you're being munchausen by proxy Yeah it's Munchausen by proxy

You're trying to Make me sicker You keep giving me You're poisoning me Yeah why are you Yeah exactly Yeah you go Can I have some

Cough syrup And whatever And she just like Fucking replaces it With some like Non-cough syrup Yeah you go to sleep And they cut your hair

All weird To make you look More sick Yeah exactly They're shaving off Weird patches of your beard I think my hair's Falling out Yeah, you go to sleep and they cut your hair all weird to make you look more sick. Yeah, exactly. They're shaving off weird patches of your beard. I think my hair's falling out. Oh, is the baby's hair falling out?

It's weird for just a cold. Never happened before. Well, anyways, I thought that was a bit of a win. All right. Yeah, yeah. That explanation, I'll concede that. Kevin Hart is winning because that girl, we talked about this last week before this came out and kevin hart essentially the girl was doing a press tour talking about how he cheated and stuff and we were saying why would

you have a girl assistant she did have an nda he's suing her yeah and he's gonna win and bankrupt her okay and they straight up tried to extort him before she went on the podcast they posted a big thing being like the interview kevin Hart wouldn't want to see. Told Kevin Hart's people they wanted 250K and this interview wouldn't come out. I don't know how they thought they'd get away with this. Kevin Hart doesn't seem like a guy to mess with like that. No, it seems crazy. And so I guess we'll have to follow up on this because I guess this is going to decide

how Rock's all these NDAs are. Tiger's NDA held up pretty good though. Well, how would this nda not hold up i don't know but then is she just so stupid like is she just no i think she thought this was gonna work she thought she was gonna extort him but if but that's what i'm saying but if she knows that she signed an nda and then he's like well i think or she figured he goes okay well yes i'm gonna break the nda I'm gonna This is straight up extortion Like yes you'll sue me

In oblivion But this information Will get out So choose your Choose your God And I think if you're broke You don't give a shit That's fucked up

Someone goes I'm gonna sue you For ten million dollars You go I owe fifty thousand dollars Yeah yeah yeah My current network I'm currently in the red

Yeah I'm worth Negative fifty thousand dollars I'll go bankrupt Please do me that favor Sue me for ten million So I can go bankrupt please i'm begging you some real girl boss shit right there i think that's what happened but he's suing her yeah so i guess she's gonna get her wish we'll see we're gonna be following that story closely so i guess she'll just get fucked over i'll tell you what he should have done and the reason i'm connecting this is because

someone sent me this one and it's amazing it's from the witches versus the patriarchy forum um does anyone know a cease and desist ritual this is a mistake that kevin hart didn't do he didn't do the cease and desist ritual does anyone know of a ritual that serves the same purpose as a cease and desist letter i have a neighbor that won't leave us alone uh and pretty stereotypical bad neighbor and i don't want to hurt him or anything but uh and there and people were commenting Being like If they Some of the potions

And smells that they have That'll cease and desist So Kevin should've Went that Like came and You know Putting paprika All over the girl's house

And stuff like that So just done a ritual He's too busy man He's just too much of a hustler Should've solved the problem Yeah That's Speaking of comedians

Just do a quick thing because chapelle's special came out i didn't watch it i haven't seen it i haven't seen that or ricky gervais but obviously uh he talked about obviously trans stuff trans genders obviously trans stuff came up and it said but i just thought daily beast i just want to read this one article because i thought it was so funny they go daily beast goes dave chapelle's new netflix special proved he's learned nothing and it was like well daily based maybe you might want to look in the mirror and see that you complaining about dave's special made him more famous so maybe it's you that didn't learn nothing isn't that crazy for them to be like

every time he does a special you all complain he gets more rich gets more famous and then he keeps talking about it yeah he just cranks these outs out. You're literally writing his next joke right now. He's learned nothing. Funny because he did promise two specials ago to be done with it. That's true. He straight up made a whole point of being like, this is the last time. I've heard a few people, kind of the same thing I said about the Gervais one. But it won't go away culturally.

So then I guess he's just like, i think a lot of people and one thing that i think that we maybe don't bring it up enough is that when people are just in their 50s it's like they are going to be three or four years ahead and like those guys aren't fucking chronically online the way we are true i mean i'll tell you this about myself right and i'm not like trying to say that we're like at the the most forefront in the world or anything like that but oftentimes i make a video and it does okay and then i repost it a year later and it does way better yeah yeah like i that happens to me a lot yeah yeah like i'll post a video on instagram and it was kind of like i guess i was like too early on saying it oh yeah dude i have a lot of that with my stand-up where like certain jokes where people are like,

some of the gender jokes that I used to do and then people at the time, people were like, what the fuck are you even talking about? Yes. And then, and then I posted like, we'll repost them now

and people are like, you hack? And I'm like, this is like eight years old. I'm like, I didn't come up with this fucking a week ago. Yeah. Well,

no, I, yeah. And I sometimes don't post stuff like that because I'm like, it't come up with this fucking a week ago Yeah Well no I Yeah and I Sometimes don't post stuff like that Because I'm like it feels Yeah But sometimes you

Sometimes it'll be more like You know Before it felt like too early And now it's like at the sweet spot Or something like that Yeah yeah yeah for sure But So I think that a lot of times

With people that are in their 50s The sweet spot's gonna be a little fucking later Because their audience is older Yeah their audience is older I don't know if Chappelle's audience Is that much older though I guess he probably doesn't have like a lot of yeah he must have like ricky's race definitely i can't imagine well don't forget like especially like a lot of uh like cool black guys yeah we're kind of like ignoring this stuff because it was

like it was like it was it was a presenting itself like we're here to help you yeah yeah so you weren't like and then afterwards basically once it turned like black people versus trans they were out but that only happened like a year and a half ago right right so it was i think a lot of like hip-hop stuff maybe i don't know whatever right but it kind of reminded it was just thinking about like in terms of the old stuff like even you probably saw like it was elon musk and green day and green day basically changed their thing to yeah the mega don't want to be part of the mega

agenda didn't really have a ring to it yeah yeah Danny's favorite song always every time I go to Danny's house he's listening to one twenty one guns I think first CD I ever had was

Dookie I always like saying people's jam was 21 Guns 21 Guns 21 Guns Crappy song to like But obviously but it kind of felt like It was kind of like and then A lot of people were like oh Green Day

Thinks they're cool It's obviously not cool But it's like yeah but you're right It was sort of like both sides aren't cool You know what i mean being like green days uh so wasn't the song originally about it was just an old debate it was like it just felt like a six-year-old debate yeah but you're right originally was against bush so you're kind of just like this is a prize green day's corny yes yeah yeah green day's corny you know what i mean no no questions about that i guess what people are like how dare you do this on our on our vaunted new

york new year's eve but this is where i'm sort of pointing out the six years ago conversation a little bit where it's like green day's not cool anymore no and it was kind of like yeah that's a good point six years ago i think they did the halftime show of the gray cup this year so that's i'm pretty sure they did green day packers so that's all you need to know about how where they're at is they did play the halftime show of the 2023

Grey Cup I remember when I was in here's a CBC article Green Day doesn't disappoint during Grey Cup halftime show in Hamilton do you think they said don't want to be part of

the poly agenda poly ever agenda no no no no no no it's all you need to know do you think he did that that's all you need to know maybe no i'm not i'm not part of the steven harper agenda no no no not a fucking hamilton ontario that's true fucking tiger cats no sir you got the wrong guy yeah they probably like showed someone right before they go what do you think about this line if someone's like you want to fucking leave here in a stretcher maybe it's fucking defasco town if you want to fucking leave here all bruised up

you're gonna be really local references right now but you're not gonna die about the poly agenda you're gonna be talking about the the the free health care agenda because you're gonna need a pal this is steel this is steel town pal down pal they're not into that queer shit when i was in grade six we did uh yeah i had sixth grade for the americans year six sixth grade i was in sixth grade they had uh my band played the like school um i not a talent show like uh some type of performance where my band we were the headliners yeah nice and we did And we did Green Day Brain Stew. We did Rage Against the Machine and Green Day Brain Stew.

And I think we did a Beastie Boys song. But we did Green Day Brain Stew and we started with that. And I just remember, we always bring this up, how funny it was because we came out and it was like, we were kind of like,

what's going on? How are we doing Lincoln Alexander Public School? I just remember we go, one, two, one, two, three, four. Doon-oon. We were kind of like, what's going on? Like, how are we doing Lincoln Alexander Public School? Right? You know what I mean? I just remember we go, one, two, one, two, three, four. Do-noot. Do-noot. Do-noot. Yeah.

Do-noot. Do-noot. The guy who's crappy at bass. Just the biggest buildup in history. One, two, three, four. Do-noot. Do-noot. I mean, that was kind of the allure of Green Day, though,

when you're like, if you're a child, like young and a musician, is you could just play all of their songs and like not be good. It wasn't hard, yeah. They're all like power chords across the board. It wasn't a hard band to cover, yeah. The drummer's pretty cool, Trey. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't know what he's saying online. Maybe it's crappy. Cool. Let me just check this right now. Cool, you're a cool drummer what's his name Trey Cool Trey Cool

he goes oh just got my fifth booster Trey change the name to Trey Boosted it is Trey

bracket Pfizer bracket Cool on Twitter so there's that even the parts where you rock out it's not really that much wrong you know do it's not really that much wrong you know yeah a bit anticlimactic yeah one thing i will say because i got a bunch of emails because i mentioned that one of the things in 2024 i want to like add

some people and stuff like that but i also want to combine that with the thing i said before where it's like uh just like send something i think that because really every job is going to be like in media right now. It's like, you kind of need to edit no matter what you're doing, but it's like, dude, go to the boys cast, make a couple of clips.

If they're good, we'll just make a bunch more. Yeah. And then, you know, like all the stuff's available. Basically. It's like always that it's like,

if you can do that and when anyone's doing good at like making clips and stuff like that, then it's like, okay, let's try something else and like try this. But like, that's always a good place. And it's available to you specifically.

You just go do it. Like you just go rip them. But I've given that advice for like other things too it's like everyone i've hired they just start doing stuff it's like any and so many jobs i've got i've like uh been like yo i think i could do this and i just do it and send it to them i'll be like most people are like oh that's pretty good do again but it's like what do you you know what there doesn't need to be that extra step just be like hey i made this and be like that's pretty sick dude dave who does art for us yeah uh literally was like he just started like making stuff yeah he made some funny shit and then like literally messaged him out and being like hey can you make um yeah dave from can i'm

sure some people have seen his things but it's like then i was just like hey want to make this can you make this hey i'm doing this video can you make this now he just makes all the graphics for everything now yeah yeah but it's like yeah people so it's i don't know i feel like any job in media it's just like you just send the thing be someone you go hey i think i can do this and you go okay that was pretty good i'll post it oh that did pretty good let's do another one yeah especially when it does well and you go yeah they're good yeah you make a couple you go that was really good let's do go do five more and if they don't do good then it's like okay then you then you work on getting better at the thing you know and you will get better just by making the things yeah like to be like

oh i want to make clips and you're like do you make clips and you're like no but it is weird thing where everyone's like i want to be like, oh, I want to make clips. And you're like, do you make clips? And you're like, no. But it is weird thing where everyone's like, I want to be like a writer and it was just like, obviously that's a job that everyone wants, but it's like, really,

it's like, if you want to be a writer, it's like, figure out how to, figure out how to edit. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.

Well, that used to be so different. Like, I remember like wanting to be, do that when I like started comedy, like, you know, for a TV show or something.

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a big thing that the boyscast is funding Danny Polishuk. I actually kind of wanted to go. You are going to go. Guest of honor, my friend. I'm going to FatCon In Seattle, Washington January 15th FatCon

And I want to see you there FatCon is a three day Fat liberation celebration y'all We will be celebrating Fat liberation I actually I actually would like to see You get liberated though

You know what I mean Imagine you come back Liberated from the tyranny Of skinniness Yeah imagine you go to FatCon And you come back You just have like a mesh tank top on you. You're just like way too liberated.

Yeah, it's a little too liberated. You're just eating a Big Mac on the thing. You're like, let's start. I'm sorry. Yeah, instead of water, I'm drinking gravy. No, you come back and I'm like, I'm making a joke. I was like, oh, Danny put on a couple. You go, we're not going to take it.

It's more than a couple stone. I said, no. Curious what the turn up is. Me and my fat con brothers. Well, I don't know what the capacity is on this place. Like the weight? Honestly, watching this and reading through it, it was almost like, I was going to make fun of that.

I don't know. It just felt a little soft. Did you see that when you were watching? You almost like, I was going to make fun of that. I don't know. I just felt. Yeah, a little soft. Did you see that when you were watching? You were like, when you went through the thing, I was just like, this is a lot. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they have all these. There's one guy.

There's one fat influencer guy. I don't know if you look, because it's mostly a chick thing, but then there is one dude, this big black dude who's like, I think. He had a funny name. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was like, I can't remember. I was looking at his Instagram literally like before...

And their whole thing is like being fat? His whole thing is he's like a fat model. So they basically have a conference that they put on and you go to be liberated. Yeah, you go to... Just like for fat stuff. How many people are going to go to FatCon, you think? I don't know. Dude, tickets...

Well, I looked... Would you get your girl tickets to FatCon? I honestly was like, okay, if I went there, would they be like... She goes, you think I'm not beautiful? You go, if you look, I've signed you up to go to the Fat and Beautiful seminar. But I wonder if I would go there and be like... They would think something. They go, yeah, this is for really fat people.

You think you're not fat enough. I feel like... Do you think they're fattestest i mean all these chicks every chick i've seen is has a hundred pounds on me and they're chicks so i'm like and like the dude is probably like four bills obviously yeah you're right you're i mean you're not fat you're just yeah but like compared to that i'm like i got a few to lose but let me see if i can find this guy because um i did look him up No he's not Like you're saying you're just not in the market So I'll finish the video

Yeah yeah I can't find him Oh this guy Big Burr I don't even know Whether to laugh or not This is him This is him

That's right Sounded like Bill Burr Yeah Big Burr He's a musician Shout out Big Burr Big Burr Big Burr And he's

He says I'm rapper Singer Songwriter Plus size model Do you think he comes out And he goes This is Fat Burr He comes out

He goes Welcome everyone He goes Oh Seeing some skinny people Fucking brutal plus size model. Do you think he comes out and he goes, this is Fat Bird, he comes out, he goes, welcome everyone. He goes, oh, seeing some skinny people? Fucking brutal. You're fucking skinny folk.

This is the kind of stuff he's getting up to with the modeling. Oh my God, it's him laying on a, it's him totally naked laying on like the little bit of like water.

These people, I go to McDonald's, I went to the buffet, they cut me off. Fucking brutal. Fucking brutal. Do you think Fat Bird doesn't act like that?

Tickets are expensive. Well, actually, I thought tickets were expensive, actually, because the cheapest tickets are $250, which I thought

was kind of high, but then they're doing a brunch on Sunday. 90% Probably a loss leader, to be honest, at that point. Yeah, they're doing a brunch on somebody. 90% of us. Probably a loss leader, to be honest, at that point. Yeah,

they're probably like, that brunch could go either way, to be honest. That brunch is going to make or break our P&L. Does the brunch have troughs? I don't know. Dude,

they, they do. A lot of it was brunches and food. Like a lot of the events I was looking at were brunches and food, but it's, it's got like a PC overtone too, right? Cause everything they were like, here's the seminars and they all have, um, uh, so it's 30 hours. They all have trigger warnings on them.

Um, a lot of vendors all geared towards fat joy, fat experience, 30 plus hours of programming fashion show, uh, then more vendors at the fashion show fat joy fat experience yeah what do you what do you think about this uh you go i'd like to buy a vendor booth or whatever and then you're just uh an ozempic rep you're like i'm here from novo nordisk what do you sell? Ozempic. Did you see the news? Ozempic?

So there's this other one. It's a revolutionary vibrating weight loss pill that could reduce your food intake by 40%. Yeah. And essentially put a vibrator in your body. And it rattles around in your body and then it makes it sound like, it makes your body think that you're full. Because you're just rattling around. How do you not pass it though? Do it makes your body think that you're full? Full because you're just

rattling around. How do you not pass it though? Do you think anyone's slipping that in the drinks? But wouldn't you shit it out? I guess they have to like go implant it into you. No, no, no.

You keep taking them daily and you take a vibrator every day and then I think you have to dig it out of your shit. That seems like a design flaw where you go, yeah, so they're kind of expensive so you do have to fish them out of your own and do it. That seems like a design flaw where you go, yeah,

so they're kind of expensive so you do have to fish them out of your own shit. Vibrating pill that tickles the stomach from within provoking specialized stretch sensors

in the stomach while telling the brain there's no more room. It's pretty crazy. They're really solving this problem but the one thing I was trying to look up here

on the Fat Con Doug. Yeah, I'm looking at it. So this is what you get. The tears was so interesting where you get the tears was so interesting so most of the tears they just had more food you just get full event pass brunch on sunday access to our vendor hall 30 plus workshops so that's the minimum that you get plump patron fat friend fat bay and then fat royalty so fat royalty they're really so plump

patron actually this is probably what i'm thinking is a vip goodie bag So the plump patron is you're just buying a badge for Someone else I think Says your purchase of this badge for a plump stranger Hospitality suite access Is the extra thing that you get When you're royalty You think the fat royalty people get like They're walking around with a chip on their shoulder

They probably have like an actual king Eating a giant turkey leg the whole time Fat royalty You know what was crazy though so not fun i'll tell you i'll tell you one thing that they're doing really interesting yeah is they solved some of the problems because it's all fat people there they basically said they did their tiers for uh the seating and they go we don't want to have lines because the people at fat con don't want to wait the seating and they go, we don't want to have lines because the people at FatCon don't want to wait in lines. So they go, if you're this bad, you go through this time to get your seats. And if you're this bad, you can't wait in line until this time.

And they basically eliminated lines because they didn't want to have people standing. They sort of solved the line situation. Well, yeah, I think all those rascal scooters sitting in gridlock will be a fucking nightmare. It says you can't buy tickets anymore. I don't know. They have a line-free policy, so you don't have to wait in line ever. Isn't that crazy? I think what happens is, yeah, they just sort of throw it.

So they have Make Fat Friends, which is community building, which is burlesque. Belly Dancers. I don't know if I want to do Belly Dancers at Fat Con. That's going to be a lot of belly. You can't sign up, though. Fat Liberation has trigger warning, so that's gonna be a lot of belly you can't sign up though fat liberation has trigger warnings so that's your fat liberation

it's weird cause it doesn't say they're sold out but if you try and buy tickets it just says no longer available for all of them okay so the trigger warnings say mentions of specific size

weight or fat phobia I think they all have something like that trigger warnings before and after photos diet culture I mean the whole thing is gonna be everybody

complaining about how their airline wouldn't give them a seatbelt extender like the whole thing is gonna to be everybody complaining about how their airline wouldn't give them a seat belt extender like the whole thing is going to be airline yeah it's gonna be all airlines a lot of people are gonna have a great with the airline take up space with sammy james take up space is pretty good fat or swollen your self-care guide so you basically figure out if you're just if you're fat you might just be swollen isn't that crazy you know this whole thing this might just be inflammation if they find out you're swollen they probably turn on you you know what i mean if they find out you're just

swollen yes she's not one of us yeah they cannot be happy rope bondage so they have basically that's a fucking weird one feeling our fat and they have one course where you basically go in there And they just like They teach you to feel your belly And just be like Feel your belly Good stuff right Yeah that's great

They dig into their bodies And So it's a bit of a weird stuff there Trigger warning there Is internalized fat phobia Detailed discussion of fat bodies That's Yeah

That's really Seems really crappy Do you think Okay Do you think that would be too much If we do Chuck and Buck At FatCon I mean

If they had any sense Then they would fucking Bring us in We'd bring in Chuck and Buck As like Guests of honor Yeah Guests of honor

We'd be like Big celebrity guests Chuck and Buck FatCon's nuts though We could I'd never be funny To send you to FatCon With a GoPro on the head, though.

Going to the feeling the body session? Going to the Knights of the Fat Round Table. That's one of the events, 4 to 5 p.m. Podcasting is one of the last free speech stages for the fierce fat community. Podcasting is free from the FCC, trolls, and zuck bots. So they're big on free speech. I can fierce fat community podcasting is free from the fcc trolls and zuck bots so they're big on free speech i can't imagine they are they have a lot of trigger warning i know which is so weird but they're all like oh we love free speech because we talk about our fatness and you're like who is stopping you dude it was interesting they did a study or not

a study sorry there was an article this woman wrote and basically it was an american woman went to sydney and she was like everyone in sydney's fat phobic and all this sort of stuff and she was like uh basically said she's a travel blogger and did a big thing basically being uh no one will hit on her yeah it was so hard for me being there and she goes guys they'll hit on these other girls and i never and you go i watch these guys get girls get asked their number and no one would talk to me because i'm fat or whatever and it was just like pretty funny like an american going to everyone else like american going overseas and being like they hate fat people here just like it looks like we don't really have any yeah they're like i mean i'm sure

they have something fun have you seen that thing that was going viral recently but it was like they had a a fashion show and they had a plus size model and it was like this girl would have been like thin by today's standards uh like an old plus size one yeah they had some like one of those like fashion shows and they had the plus size one and it was like the plus size one you're like this looks like yeah average woman nothing crazy here less oh like it was like she was smaller than your average now nice it's bizarre yeah but the internet is insane um so i one thing i just wanted to uh play because i don't think i showed you this but i've been kind of like obsessed with this thing it's so funny so there's this guy he made this just

the interesting ways you can make so much money just doing random shit on the internet yeah this dude has this thing called um not the mickey mouse thing is it hamster rave hamster right here I'll show you a little bit of this so so this guy set up a hamster rave right the whole thing it's a bunch of hamsters he has a camera live-streaming on these hamsters this guy is just making like so much money right where does he make the money from donations well you know what there's um on YouTube I actually saw there's someone has, they made a weird house for raccoons, and they just have, it's 24-7 live,

just like a raccoon house. Probably making like $1,000 a day. But they get super chats and stuff, so people super chat them. So this guy did this, but then his hamster rave thing, and he's basically been doing these raves, and some people don't like it because the hamsters fly off the thing,

and he goes, no, the hamster likes flying off the thing or whatever, right? There's a bit of a... Imagine how horrified you are you're just watching and then you see like a snake come in or like some predator.

Send a snake into the hamster rave? Yeah, he's just watching. He goes, Timmy, 50 bucks or I'm letting the snake in there. Oh, there you go. But the Hamster Rave guy, I thought it was so funny

because basically the Hamster Rave went down for a couple of days and everyone was like on TikTok who's like, where's the Hamster Rave guy I thought it was so funny Because basically The hamster rave went down For a couple days And everyone was like On TikTok It was like Where's the hamster rave Been at right

And then he posted I just thought it was so funny That this guy did his hamster rave And this is what he posted He goes I'm sorry that the hamster rave Is not as good as it can be I'm going through

Some tough times It's very hard to be Betrayed by your wife Left without your daughter While you were away at work Eating Earning bread for them Doing his hamster business

Yeah Discarded after I moved Mountains to be with her And fought battles for years That everyone would have given up Some hamster rave Oh so there's a hamster rave guy His wife just left him

In the Just deer jungle And the hamster rave has suffered But then after a couple weeks The hamster rave is back Nice Yeah but it's funny He's like basically He comes back out of nowhere And the crowd goes wild Just has suffered But then after a couple weeks The hamster rave is back Nice Yeah but it's funny He's like basically

He comes back out of nowhere And the crowd goes wild Just a bunch of hamsters going Hamster rave is back And by the way Hamster rave is back even better Because he doesn't have to He's got no kids

He's got no wife now He's got 100% of his attention Is focused on the hamster rave Yeah he could really Really make that thing What it could truly be Isn't that funny though? Shout out to hamster r. Yeah, you could really, really make that thing what it could truly be. Isn't that funny, though? Shadowed hamster.

So everyone sent me this. There's a bunch of new terms this year. New year, new terms. You're not happy with the new terms coming at you? I'm tired. Life and new terms coming at you quick?

I'm so tired. Right. I'm so tired. I'm green mild. I know. I'm so tired with the new terms what is aborosexual let me explain as it took 30 years to realize my identity so do you oh yes you read it so you don't have to guess what aborosexual is it seems like it's bisexual to me it does seem like it's honestly you know what it seems like it's bisexual but you're just a little more annoying

about it it kind of does seem like isn't that like a pretty accurate description you you know what it seems like? It's bisexual, but you're just a little more annoying about it. It kind of does seem like that. Isn't that a pretty accurate description? For those of you who don't know what it is, abrosexuality is a, for the layman's person's term, it simply means someone's sexuality identity fluctuates and changes. So it's basically bisexual, but they tell you when it changes. Yeah, so I'm bisexual. But I give you updates of which one I like right now.

But sometimes I'm just lesbian, sometimes I'm just straight, but I'll let you know. Yeah, so bisexual, yeah. Bisexual. But they give you updates more which one I like right now But sometimes I'm just lesbian sometimes I'm just straight But I'll let you know Yeah so bisexual yeah But they give you updates more And literally the term was invented for kind of what you're saying Where she was like I would give people updates And they'd be like well it sounds like you're just bi And she's like I'm not though

Right now I'm lesbian It is the ultimate in sexuality All of the sexualities at once You are a bro This is not gender stuff you're right though they all are that because they're like it fluctuates you go so all of them yeah so all of them i know that's like that bisexual is because you're both but they're saying well i'm not both always they go glad you didn't poke my eye out they go you're both you go correction correction i

was both and i will again be both i wonder do they ever have like can they be i go i'm uh like i know because i was gonna say can you be like i'm i'm straight and lesbian and they go you're bisexual and they're like no i'm straight and lesbian basically what they're doing zone thing they're just saying they don't always happen Simultaneously For those of you Who don't know And then they said One day I felt like a lesbian

Yet days or weeks later I felt more aligned With bisexuality My sexuality is fluid When I tell people I'm abrosexual I'm often greeted With a blank expression

Followed by a question With what the term means I think that you're Probably often greeted with Check please Yeah that's a cool story followed by a question with what the term means. I think that you're probably often greeted with, check please. Yeah, that's a cool story, but... Yeah, we wake up early. That's so funny.

She needed a new term because she was greeted with a blank expression. Where'd you get that blank, blank expression? On your face. I'm looking at the blankank The aborosexual flag They have a flag Um Yes No

I If you were on a date With a girl And she goes Oh I should probably Tell you I'm aborosexual It's like Well right now

I'm into guys Sometimes I'm just into girls Sometimes into both You go Yeah no for sure You're calling an Uber Under the table Honestly

Well depending on how hot She is You go This might be okay Um Check please Uh waiter Uh No one was intentionally Depending on how hot she is You go This might be okay Um Check please Uh waiter

Uh No one was intentionally hurtful But I'd get the occasional Yeah but you said You were a lesbian last week They didn't understand And at the time I didn't have the right words

To explain herself So she was getting Friggin pissed When she said that right She goes Well I'm bisexual And she goes I was with you yesterday

And you went on a fucking Two hour bender About how you're a lesbian and how you hate men. And she goes, and she just sat there being like, that was yesterday. She probably went, yeah, she went back to the lab, sat in the lab with the pen and the pad. Trying to get the damn label off, I ain't having that.

That's her. That's her. This is bisexual without the math. Without the math. This is a bisexual without the math Without the math This is a bisexual without the math Yep So she sat there with the pen and the pad You know All the different terms

Like ripping up the Crinkling the Crinkling the The thing Send thrown it in the garbage Yeah yeah yeah Just like doing the whole like In the basket

And then trying to just But then she makes too many in a row And she goes Oh it might be straight yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i made a lot of road i guess i'm lesbian right now and that aborosexual she goes it's so fucking perfect it just might work um she was ringing her she was definitely uh ringing her neck though unhappy no one was intentionally hurtful um but it's still hard to hear things like, mate, you're just confused.

Or just say that you're bisexual and be done with it. I refuse to be boxed in by someone else's limited knowledge. So another person we can probably hire for the boys. This seems like someone that would be a good, hardworking employee. Not problematic. She can be in charge of great men coordination as well. How well do you think, I'm sorry, I'm just, so this is the Abrosexual flag

Pretty crappy flag But there's all these Like flag companies That sell all the gay flags They must be doing okay Are they doing gangbusters Well they have like Four million flags

Like different designs We should start A homosexual flag company You know what we call that Honestly Just make Canadian flags No hold on Pretty good You make leafs You know what we call that? Honestly, or just make Canadian flags. No, hold on.

Pretty good. You make leafs for the Montreal Canadians there. If you want to make a homosexual flag, why don't you just make it for the Habs? Yeah, they probably do pretty good, though. A flag company. There must be one, and this is sort of like my dream. Maybe it would be a funny movie or something But like it would be

Just so funny If there was someone That was doing You know you were making Like the Trump flags And the Biden flags And just doing like Yeah like you said

Gangbusters Yeah I mean there obviously Are a lot of flag manufacturers But like the queer flags That's pretty niche I think Cause you have to know

Like you gotta be on Like it's easy to make Like a You know Country flag But these things Are just popping up fucking every day. There's a new one of these.

That's weird. Like that was the queer, I guess, clear flag. Did you see the queer fag? Hey, he showed a photo for the record of me. I am the queer flag. But yeah, there's this website. Boom. That's what happens When you get in a scope

Now I'm stuck on this Queerintheworldshop.com website I'd say that's Your whole thing Is going to be If a girl ever looked At your thing She goes

What are you even looking at Queer in the world Fat con Queer flags You guys Is there something You want to tell me Yeah

Got a wacky sense of humor Danny walking in there Two tickets to paradise I got So then that one And then they also said Solo Gami And basically all those girls

That were marrying themselves Now they have one That is like a real I had never heard of that Even forever That's a recent thing Where women are like we're just marrying ourselves yeah well they used to just have cats and be done with that's what i'm saying they didn't it was a shameful thing i think the internet said to the because those people were sort of like listen i'm like 55 years old i'm just like some chick like i'm by myself i'm on government assistance potentially you know

what i mean i don't really I'm not out in the world. I have my one friend that I talk to. I have my 45 cats. Crochet. But I think the internet said, you need to be heard. Yeah, you need to be heard

and like you're, this is actually like a. You need to be seen and heard. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know if this is, there's something crazy about it in the majority of

solo gaming stories in the media. Women, not men, are the ones uh slipping on the formal wear and throwing a self-marriage party so women are leading the trend it's wow wow that's a shocking what are the fucking odds of that what the what on earth are the odds that women would be not a lot of guys buying tuxedos to marry themselves what are the odds my friend? Monogamy might be

the norm in cultures today, especially when it comes to marriage, but sologami, often called self-marriage, offers an alternative for those who want to marry themselves.

It used to be called le who is a her. We've actually replaced the term le who is a her with sologami With Sologami Sologami So there's this girl She married herself

2022 Self marriage is a commitment For their To being there for yourself To choose livelihood Realizing and growing and blossoming That you're beautiful Deeply happy person

Deeply happy What I'm trying to say is Whenever you have to tell yourself You're deeply happy You're not Yeah exactly It's like you have to tell a girl You're deep inside of her I'm trying to say is Whenever you have to tell yourself You're deeply happy You're not Yeah exactly It's like you have to tell a girl You're deep inside of her

I'm really scratching that back here I'll tell you The results just came out This is totally normal size I'm super deep inside of you Based on the New York Post I'm deep inside the crevices If you don't think it's deep

That's just fake news So I don't know I'll tell you I better put a fucking scientific. I better put a mountain climbing helmet on this thing because I'm planning on going deep in there. I got to get the cave light. Caving. I am deep inside of you.

Do you think we're going to start and get on like a trend of articles where these chicks are starting to divorce themselves? That's an interesting one. Is that the next logical step? You know what? It was kind of making me think because they're saying, she goes, what I'm trying to do

is accept myself, all of me, even the parts that don't look pretty. It's like these people, a lot of times it's like they have obviously depression and all this,

every illness. And you go, so they would be like going to their therapist being I hate myself. And it was like, well, also I'm getting married to myself.

But like, would they maybe meet a man so it is traditional marriage they're just marrying someone that they hate yeah but then do they maybe like meet a guy and then they're like

I gotta divorce myself because she's like I'm seeing somebody I'm married and he goes what he's like I can't date a married woman

what's his name and he goes it's not a him you're a lesbian that is true really so who are you married to did you just call me lesbian you piece of shit 80 of the people who am i married to myself um uh shed a tear while reading their vows oh that's even crazier dude wow reading your vows to yourself and crying yeah there's something else hinged behavior that is it's very just normal yeah encouraging this behavior is really nuts you know what was kind

of making me think of we were talking about pickup artist stuff the other day like what's a mystery and stuff like that up to yeah because they used to give tutorials and uh uh i think colin was telling me that his buddy or someone in ireland like went to one and he did a thing but the funny part was um he he would give this uh big speech and then he would go to the bar and show the guys his techniques or whatever yeah but like uh he'd essentially like have girls there that he paid oh he was kind of saying like he'd have plants at the bar yeah because it is hilarious if you're like you almost have to because imagine you a guy pays 200 for your pickup artist cost yeah you can't just go to the bar and he just strikes out on

there's like just like 10 like fat dudes with like wacky hats on and he's just like can i get your number she's like get away from me and he looks at them like next one we'll get the next one yeah we'll get it it's more of a process that's so funny right but their meet and greet is like you get to go watch him in the flesh trying to pick up chicks right but it's like imagine trying to pick up a girl where he's like who are those 45 guys watching this remember that dude dimitri the lover that toronto guy no remember he he went viral like one of the first like very early viral videos like 10 years ago because you left that voicemail for that chick like this really people some people might know what i'm talking about what was the voicemail voicemail was like he's like so

normally like i won't give you a second chance or whatever his name was you've never heard of this oh man this is like a classic i don't know dimitri the lover dimitri the lover yeah like if you uh and oh yeah and maybe we talked about him because he ended up going to jail but it's like uh he left this crazy viral voicemail for this chick about saying how he'll like give her another chance and all this stuff and it was like it was just like mental the kind of voicemail he's like normally like i wouldn't do this but and like is it because he was using all his techniques he was yeah he was he was a pickup artist. He sold courses. He ended up going...

Oh, yeah. And then he ended up getting in trouble for distributing... His name is James Sears. And then he ended up handing out in the East End in Toronto. He was handing out Nazi pamphlets and stuff, dropping them at people's homes and all this stuff. And then he ended up... I think he went to jail.

Interesting. Yeah, yeah. Well, it's just kind of a big pickup guy the thing that was there's so many there's so many articles about like and podcasts and everything about like pickup artists but it's kind of making me think it's like any dude one thing they never mention is and I know this maybe sounds like weird but like if you're any dude that I know that was like good at girls, right? It was like really the thing that immediately happens is you kind of are, you're in that dilemma now where it's like your issue isn't like how to get more girls.

Your issue like pretty quickly becomes like, this is kind of shitty what I'm doing. Like you go, it's the thing Michael Jackson said, like you can't just go around breaking young girls' hearts, right? Because you do like a lot of that stuff is you make girls fall in love with you and then after doing that like a few times you kind of realize like this is rude yeah it's rude you know what i mean it's rude to like really sell the girl the dream and then she like falls for you and then you kind of like you know you can't do that like if you push her to the wayside you do that like 50 times it becomes like sociopathic

you know what i mean yeah So it's like really It's almost like You either have to be Like a guy that Like isn't likeable Or you just kind of Or you know From the outset I guess you say

Like you're just Hey this is Yes but if you're Okay but if you're using The technique where you like Make a girl really like Fall for you Yeah

Like And you're And you're like Almost like a professional at this Yeah yeah You are You are almost like Guys going to the basketball court Just like dunking on kids Yeah like if you're and you're like almost like a professional at this yeah yeah you are you are almost like guys going to the basketball

card just like dunking on kids yeah like if your car's getting keyed every like week kind of thing no you're not but well you're saying

that you make them mad at you I'm saying that you're like it's like mean oh yeah it's mean but I'm saying yeah but it's because

they're so in love with you and then you're like yeah and then you kind of have I guess you can have your culpable deniability where you're like

well I sort of told them that I wasn't looking for something. And it was like, yes, but you also know how to like manipulate women into loving you. And you did that. And then, you know what I mean? So it's kind of like, I think a lot of times, that's why a lot of guys like you either find a girl or you sort of, you're very like careful with, you know what I mean? Because it just, you can't just, it really is like you can't just go around breaking girls' hearts. Well, bitches be catching feelings though.

Well, yeah. Bitches be catching feelings so i think if you're good at if you're good with women it's a little bit on you to not be just like a complete asshole i guess yeah it's like rude use the force wisely but they never talk yeah they never talk about using the force wisely very often you know what i mean yeah but i i'm just saying that like so many of my friends that were good with girls is like i would say pretty quickly it becomes like oh fuck i shouldn't get in too deep with this one like it's like yeah yeah it just feels like uh shitty or whatever yeah most this is kind of the most of the guys that i know that are pretty good with women you just feel bad

a lot you're like yeah well because yeah because you're just like i know you're just like constantly like i'm sorry like yeah i know it's honestly, I'm just not really looking for something. I'm just not really. And if you can do that speech over and over again and like feel nothing, it's like crazy. I had five, I probably for five years where I was just like, yeah, I just got out of a relationship. Yeah, you had your own thing. And then they'd be like, when was that?

And I was like, it was like pretty recently. But I'll tell you what, you probably don't totally manipulate them because you don't really pour it on that thick. No, I was like pretty, not cold, but I definitely... You are a little bit cold. I would never be like, oh my God, I'm like, I fucking love it. Like I've never like love bombers. But yeah, making people fall for you really quick involves like you got to pour it on a little thick.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, we're going on a vacation. You always start planning that vacation. Yeah, that vacation. Telling you it's happening So there's this guy Let's just We did a couple of the girl ones

Of the crazies The solo gammy's and stuff like that So we got a guy on our hands Alright I've impregnated more than 180 women Somehow I'm still single Wow But it's this guy

He's a UK sperm donor And he has 200 women That he's And his whole thing is like no girls are open about this weird well i don't know why chicks would really care about that because he's actually banging them oh dude it's so funny that part then he goes it's hard for someone to find who can tolerate this lifestyle um he simply goes by the name donor joe 51 he told the son of his ability inability to find love and his lifestyle but i just love the idea of a dude

basically he's uh dating girls because he says he goes well sometimes i do it like this but sometimes it's natural he goes how many times is it natural most of them are natural well because he's unlicensed dude it's just an average 51-year-old dude that just finds girls on Craigslist to bang, and then he's like, girls can't handle the lifestyle. How many chicks were willing to get inseminated? Well, I don't know how long his career is, but he's at 200.

Goddamn, good for him, man. How funny is that, though, telling your girl, like, you know, I know the lifestyle of my work's a little hard. You know, the lifestyle is you going to girls' houses and banging them. It's not something insane, hunk, or anything either. That's what I'm saying. This of my work's a little hard you know the lifestyle is you going to girls houses and banging them that's something insane hunk or anything either that's what i'm saying this guy cracked the system a little bit but now he's trying to you know now he's trying to be like all girls can't handle the lifestyle so the lifestyle is you banging all

these girls and get them to having kids with you i mean this must be like 181s these are this guy's getting past them i think a lot of them might be like lesbos and stuff, but I think it works better. Like, I think if you go natural, it probably goes, gets in there, you know? It gets right in there. Is that true? That's definitely what he's saying.

He goes, that's his fucking sales pitch. He goes, yeah, it's just if you don't. You definitely have to. If you don't do it natural, then it doesn't work as good and you might have to just be back here. He probably definitely has some charts and graphs that tell you the percentages of why actually D getting in there is better for you.

Yeah. Well, also, there's no money involved, right? Like, you're just paying him. He still goes, listen. Love of the game. He goes, I charge $200 to come bang you, and the clinic charges $8,000 to get the sperm and transport the sperm. He's like, oh, that's a lot.

He goes, funny you should say that. There is actually another way. He has a train ticket to Manchester. It's only 60 pounds. It's kind of what he's saying. We should actually mention, speaking of, me and Danny will officially be in London next week. In Dublin.

And you know what? Actually, I've already said this, but let's insert an actual list of the tourists since it's happening next week. I've been everywhere, man. Yeah. But we'll be in London next week. And so Joe said,

the interested parties usually contact them through social media. The clients can choose artificial insemination or partial insemination or natural insemination. For some reason, the natural insemination is the most effective. Oh. I told you. But some people are in a relationship where they feel that might cause trouble. Sure.

Yeah, you think? Isn't that crazy, though, that some people are like in a relationship they want to have a kid and then the girl just like bangs another guy yeah that's that crazy i love the the new york posts like little they little add their little shit because it goes so they they uh so they prefer to do an artificial insemination the sperminator explain yeah it reminds me of a shermanator the shoyminator you're a fucking news outlet you just call this guy the sperm some of the some of the people that are in the industry aren't liking this this one uh uh lawyer says he's really playing the role of god and he shouldn't play the

role of god towards desperate women sounds like somebody's wife got naturally inseminated sounds like a hater yeah this guy's just hating the game not the player hating the player not the game and their kids Family and fertility Expert and lawyer Steven Page But like Dude can you imagine

You go your job is this You just go bang other girls And he's saying No girls want Deal with the lifestyle The lifestyle It's like when swingers say Like are you about

The lifestyle Yeah And the lifestyle means Will you bang my wife Yeah That's Even better than that this guy This girl goes is my husband lying about having orgasms

And my husband and I have a good sex life But I've noticed that more than often than not He doesn't ejaculate during sex He says he has orgasms but I'm concerned That he's lying Can a man orgasm without ejaculating Does this also mean he's infertile We're hoping to have kids in the next few years

And basically the answer came back that a lot of guys, it's trying to say can do it. Yeah, it's a drive. I've never done that. No. And some of them are saying it's delayed. So sometimes, some say guys will have a delayed one. How delayed? You bang the girl and then you're at work on Monday morning.

Isn't that crazy That is kind of weird yeah I mean probably the real answer Is he's lying Yeah he's lying He goes he's just gross And he's Have you ever done that What

Faked Once Really Yeah I faked after before Where the girl goes Did you And I go yeah

And then you You know what I mean yeah i think one time but that was a what happened it was uh it was i was living with my uh uh my girlfriend like in college or whatever and i had like literally just cranked one out like i'm talking like two minutes before and then she wanted to go and I was like you couldn't tell her that and I couldn't be like I just I just was like all right and then I was just like it's not happening and then I just faked it and then I did she was did you do this stuff you go ah yeah you have to you gotta put on the full Oh, Nelly. She's not really over the top. Like super, she goes, no, not at all.

And then I remember afterwards, she's like, just like, I wasn't using a condom. And then she's like, there's nothing there. And I go, weird. I have to do my patent and move every time. I go. That's what I do every time. I always have to time the Triple H water spit at the exact time. And then I remember she was like, that's weird.

Like, there's nothing in there. And I go, that's weird. That is weird. Because, I mean, you saw all the stuff I just did. Kind of gave it to you pretty good. Pretty good. But I remember it was kind of awkward. It like yeah it was like a date it was a daytime rip too i remember that's what i always do i do my vibe you pavlovium condition them so then when

they hear let's get ready they know what happened right if you smell what the long because i remember remember, too, I was like. It's coming. I was in college, so like, if I just had like half an hour, I would have been fine. But it's just like, it was literally like. Well, that's when you have to dick around for a little bit. I don't remember why the issue was. I need to take a shower.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. But I thought that was really interesting that they said that there's a lot of guys that do do that. But I don't think that's what's happening with her husband. But they said it's delayed. And that could be a lot of guys that do do that but I don't think that's what's happening with her husband but they said it's delayed and that could be a bunch of different things blocked sperm duct

nerve damage side effects of medication low T so that's obviously not happening to you my friend if you thought that Danny is getting delayed

no you got the wrong guy why do you think I'm sick all the time exactly man very interesting there's a little I'm not actually sick

didn't even make that connection yeah but I'm not actually sick didn't even make that connection yeah but I'm not actually sick the high T is lowering your immune no this is I actually saw I've been reading some stuff but no it's like

this is just I have just perpetual allergies that's immune related oh there you go maybe it is alright interesting

Danny's T is so high it's too high yeah I wanted to ask your opinion on something. So I've been hearing, obviously, nonstop articles on the news. Whenever we're looking at the sites and everything, looking at articles we're going to do and stuff like that. Yeah.

And I know, obviously, this was big under Trump, too. But they said 700,000 illegal immigrants in uh california they're giving illegal free health care yeah but on top of that i've just seen article after article about like 20 200 000 came in yesterday and then there was the whole thing where they sent them all to chicago and they're sending them here they're sending them to a block from where we are right now okay so this is my question to you is it actually right now worse than it's ever been ever or is it like i'm being kind of conned where i'm seeing more articles no they release their like the you know the border services agencies release their stats and stuff well how do they

know the well because these are illegal because they have their apprehensions right so why is it so much worse right now than ever before because there's a loophole in the system in the united states where if you claim you uh america has a thing where they let if you're a refugee which is uh has like i don't know if you're a refugee like there's a legitimate thing here that's a fancy for those of you don't know a refugee is a fancy refugee as a fancier yeah what uh no because a refugee and you go are you a refugee you go no i'm a refugee refugee yeah Is a fancy, yeah, yeah, yeah. What? No, because refugee, and you go, are you a refugee? You go, no, I'm a refugee.

Refugee. Yeah. But like, if you're like escaping hardship, America has a thing where they're like, we will let like, you know, you into our country

if you have like, you know, if you come from a country that's fucking, you're going to get killed for living in your country. So they're coming to say we're refugees.

So they come here, but so the system is not supposed to work this way, but currently the way it's set up is you come in you say i'm like a refugee i'm escaping whatever and they go sure you get a hearing right to determine whether you're actually allowed to stay okay the hearing right now is in like 2030 so they go you have a hearing but but you get released into America while you get to

await your hearing. And I believe... So it's like the perfect scam. And I believe you can even get a work permit. Couldn't Canadians just do that? Just come in?

Yes. So you could just come from anywhere and be like, I'm escaping something and then they give you a hearing and then you... This is... That's kind of crazy.

And so, dude, it's like, because people go to the borders and stuff and everybody assumes you're like, oh, it's all Central Americans people go to the borders and stuff, and everybody assumes you're like, oh, it's all Central Americans or like Venezuelans, because Venezuelans are like legitimately escaping something that the United States government, I think, would allow them to stay.

Some people are just like, you know, come from Mexico, and they just want to live in America, and they're technically just like, their economy's not great, but I don't think it counts. But then people come from China. People are literally full, go to China. And then they get a nine-year grace period. They have this like, and some people are probably like,

you know what? I'll take my chances. I have to marry an American. Yeah. You can figure it out in the nine years you're here. That's like a better than the college permit. Yeah. It's,

it's way better. It's better than anything. So it's just a loophole right now. So people are like, cause they're like, you're hearing, you're like, I've been married with three kids for four years.

Well, but before like, look, you'll find someone to marry in those seven years. And then you just live here legitimately and you'll be a u.s citizen but like if you're a chinese for example i don't know exactly no but i'm pretty sure you need to get a visa just to visit right like canadians don't need a visa you just so you're on the records you're on the records but also like it's a process like to even get it like there's no guarantee that you'll even get it it might take six months yeah i remember raheel when we were gonna go to america and he's like i can't we were gonna go on

a trip to america and raheel can't come because he's from india and then from india you need like a specific visa very like specific visa yeah and it's like difficult to get and take six months it's the same thing uh you just pop on over there it's comic raj here he said he's from india but he lives here and he's like he i he can't go to canada same thing it's like you just need this crazy visa or whatever so anyway they're just taking advantage of this loophole there's just like a loophole and they're taking advantage okay that actually does clear it up for me because a part of me was just like i've no like obviously from politics it's like a number one agenda so you kind of are like is it just getting laid on thick right now or is it actually

worse than it's not there's just there's a loophole it's such a so is it that more people know about the loophole like it's so public now that So is it that more people know about the loophole? Like it's so public now that like words out that everyone can do this? I think so, yeah. I think so. Because the thing is, there are still people. So I guess my question is, why is it worse than it was seven years ago?

Because I think they processed you faster. Like you'd have like a year before they saw you. And now it's like, it's the backlog is so insane and it's getting bigger by the day. So they sort of like created the problem that's helping them of like, and they're not enforcing the problem that's helping them. Yeah. But they're not enforcing the border. Like Trump literally wanted to build a wall and now by, you know, there's, yeah.

And obviously there's that stuff as well. There's that stuff. And then they hated Trump so bad that they're like being like, we're going to do the opposite of whatever he did. So we're like, let's let everybody in. And then, and there are still people who cross illegally who are not going through this, uh, like who do like the whole coyote thing and they come in here undocumented and they don't have this court date and that's out of hand as well.

Like, I don't know. They're just completely overwhelmed. It's such a crazy thing though. Cause of all the, of all the issues that, um, are crazy in the last six years, it is, this is like the wildest one where it really became like a partisan point to be like i think that people should be allowed to just cross the border and come here and illegally and you're like a politician that would say that like no like obama or i mean it's a country any you know no like liberal politician before would be like yeah i i think that we shouldn't have a border no it's

i mean any sovereign country should be allowed to enforce their borders like that's just i mean obviously right but it just seems like crazy that this one became like just like such a. I mean, obviously, there's the other part of it where people will say, well, they're trying to change the demographics of the voting base and all that sort of stuff. But that's like, I think it's more that it just became a thing. And now they have to say it. Yeah. Like, I know.

I personally don't really. Kind of like we know people that would be you'd be like super, you know, PC Brooklyn person and someone would rob your house and you'd have to like, be like, I'm not going to call the cops because that could be bad for them. I mean, literally that girl

whose boyfriend was fucking stabbed and she's like, she basically doesn't want to like participate because she doesn't, like she's sympathetic to the guy who stabbed her boyfriend. Yeah, they also have to change it to be like,

it's actually, you go, it's actually very progressive to want to have border guards yeah no you they have to convince them that i don't know how you change that but it's like it just became well it gets well i'll tell you how you change it is that people just enforce the law no it's i'll tell you how it changes the people who live in new york city and then they're like hey we're cutting back on the fucking police in new york city because of the southern border because you're a sanctuary city and then like resources in new york city are literally like running out because we have to finance these people and then everyone's people

in new york city are like let's do something federally because like we're getting impacted on the local but they don't though they just keep it feels like they just keep sending in chicago and places like that and the people in chicago go can you believe these texas people and they go well then but that's what i'm saying is the people in chicago in these liberal cities are gonna be like okay we're gonna have to start voting federally for stuff that'll fix this because we're getting do you think that happens probably i mean dude if new york city like you know they're closing the libraries they're cutting back on like they're cutting back on social services in new york city because of a border

problem in fucking texas you know like but people i guess everybody goes you voted for services in new york city because of a border problem in fucking texas you know like but people i guess everybody goes you voted for it in new york city to be a sanctuary city and so you get what you deserve but eventually people will i guess get tired of it and i guess you think so at some point but i guess some people would be like well at that rate you know what's the rate where it's like it doesn't you know you close it up 10 years later it doesn't matter you know yeah it's like the leaky faucet and you have the water damage at some point. I mean, it's better to do something about it at some point, I guess. But also, like, it's like the people coming in probably...

It's like such a weird thing that it became a partisan issue. You know, I mean, this country does somewhat rely on those people to live here. I just don't know what number of them. Well, no, I'm just meaning the illegal component. Yeah, I'm talking about the illegal component. Like, you know, who work in kind of under the... Yeah, but you can't build a country based on like, oh, I'm just meaning the illegal component. Yeah, I'm talking about the illegal component, like, you know, who work in kind of under the Yeah, but you can't

build a country based on like, oh, obviously we need a certain amount of that. The problem is you don't know how many there are. That's another thing

that's probably weird. Like, you know, I looked yesterday, the population of the U.S. is 330 on paper, 330 million. There's probably like 70 to 100 million

people here who they like are not on the books. When they say the population they don't count that that's the census no that's just the census they don't count it

so there's like there's probably like a lot more than that interesting yeah so okay well we're gonna see you guys across the pond

next week cheep cheep cheery okay I'm just gonna get that all out of my system before I go so don't worry about it Yeah yeah

It's gonna be very fun Patreon.com slash the boys cast We're probably gonna do our competition when we're back Because we're at like We reached the thing last month Obviously it goes down a bit at the first of the month But probably we'll be actually Reaching our Patreon goal and doing our eating

competition. If you want to watch the last Bugman vs. Bugman half hour, episode one of our Me and Danny series, our reality show, it's on there now, so you can go watch the first one. Yeah, and our next one's going to be coming out soon because it's been cooking. It's been cooking. Big Bum Baclot!

Bonus episode every week. Hot sexy girl and you want to give me head. Big Bum Baclot says you want to give me head. When I hit that pussy, that pussy