The Boyscast with Ryan Long - CNN Says the Male Gaze is Back! Group Chats Take another Victim & A Very Cringe Israel Song
Episode Date: October 17, 2025Males be gazing, the young republicans group chats EXPOSED! And Mike Huckabee plays bass on the worst Lynyrd Skynyrd cover ever. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Rocket Money - Go to https://rocketmoney.com/boys...cast to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: New York: Nov 7/8 Fort Worth - Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - The Male Gaze 01:04 - Intro 01:29 - Gifts from Eugene 03:50 - New Yorkers love lines 19:44 - Onlyfans movie / Wigger Contagion 25:24 - Crypto 28:16 - AD - Rocket Money - Go to https://rocketmoney.com/boyscast to cancel subscriptions & reach your financial goals faster. 30:47 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! 32:28 - Mission Accomplished 42:18 - Mike Huckabee plays bass on the worst cover of Sweet Home Alabama you’ve ever heard 53:33 - Onslaught on mens group chats 1:06:38 - AD - Upside - Download the Upside app and use promo code BOYSCAST to save 25 cents off every gallon of your first tank of gas 1:08:36 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 1:10:40 - The Constitution / Racial differences 1:15:35 - Interracial dating 1:19:27 - Toodle-oo Netenyahu 1:20:39 - RFK accused of antisemitism for the wackiest reason / Foreskin regrowth reddit 1:40:21 - Portland nude bike ride / Big army boys 1:42:44 - Wrap up
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The male gaze is back, according to a new CNN article, lamenting the fact that despite one of the biggest social engineering campaigns in history,
dudes still like looking at hot chicks and hot chicks still like making money from being hot chicks.
Even United States, Senator Elizabeth Warren chimed in on this disgusting development to say,
I am more than just a perfect set of tits, and I'm sick and tired of having my economics ideas ignored by men,
just because I'm showing the tiniest bit of milkbags cleavage in the Senate, which I actually do for me, by the way.
At this point, the interview clarified what,
we didn't mean you specifically to which Warren interrupted. Stop staring at my tits. I know they're
perfect, but eyes the fuck up here, buddy. Do I have to put a burka on so I can do one interview
without every guy in the room getting sidetracked thinking about all the nasty things they want to do
to me? When asked what should be done to make sure advertisers and producers stick to casting
six's tops, thus making sure men's enjoyment is minimized or an exploded. Okay, fine. If I show you
the tits, then do you think we can get over it and move on with the interview? Which one do you
want to see first right or left, to which the reporter replied, thanks, but we're actually good.
And boiakasha!
Boiakasha! Bomba clatt, you already know what it is.
Those are all the ones I know.
By the way, people, I just got back from Eugene, people have been giving presents galore.
I got this Long's Meat Market shirt.
I love this Maga Yamaka.
Someone gave this to give to Danny.
Which I actually said is pretty useful, because think about the amount of times that we've had...
For the audio listeners, he's grappling right now.
aggressive grappling intensifies
he's pee-grabling
and then also someone gave me a scroll
which was my family crest
nice because we were talking about family crest
and then that right there
someone gave us that
they did a print on
I don't even know what you call that
canvas sure yeah a print on a canvas
of boys cast and Danny's skeletons
like the fellow's logo
it's like five things man I'm coming back
from these tours with like a bag full of goodies
you're coming back with their merch
yeah I know really I put them mostly on the thing
I don't know if this guy worked for the Long's butcher shop or not.
Just got it.
I can't remember.
Long's meat market.
Yeah, exactly.
And then the announcement we have to make is we've heard people's concerns that for a long time,
we had our audio came out before the video.
The video come out at 12.
So if people listen to the audio and then they were on the Patreon, they're like, oh,
it's three hours before the next one.
So to solve that problem, we are going to have our main episodes come out at 10 a.m.
10 a.m.
On Friday, Eastern Standard Time.
So we'll see how that goes.
If it's like some crazy problem
I'm sure it'll be fine
The West Coast folk
They can
It'll be out ready for them
But then there's viewership issues
Yeah exactly
But I mean the other option
Is have the other one come out
At eight and that one a nine
But first now we'll start with this
Nine and ten
Change is hard
Yeah change is hard
But you're right
That could be a potential option
As the audio one comes out earlier too
But they're gonna be experimenting
With those things
In the next little bit
Or what we could do
Is we go old school
And you send in your mailing address
And we'll mail you a thumb drive
Every week
Every single week
you get a thumb drive, problem solved.
Every single Friday, you get a thumb drive with both episodes on it.
It's an option that's on the table.
It's a costly option.
The yarmacca is having the opposite effect.
What do you mean?
Well, I mean...
Oh, you're saying because I took the costly option.
Yeah, you put the yamaica and then all of a sudden...
Because it's a maga yamaca. It's not a make Israel great again, Yamaca.
We're trying to make America great again here, right?
This week, all right, take that off with your bad ideas.
This, I will tell you...
We've had, uh, this is one of the weeks where it was just, like, going through,
everything Israel War is done
fucking group chat bus
yeah everything happened and all at once
popping off but
most importantly
I was actually not even I sent you what we were gonna talk about
we have the docket of what we're going through and stuff like that
pulled the audible at like 2 a.m. last night
because this article just drove me nuts
I was actually I was gonna
this is the slop that's coming out in New York right now
this city as a cheese dream man
this is something you just cannot comprehend
I was reading this, I go, excuse me?
This is what they're trying to push on you.
And as you know, they've been trying to make e-bugs.
They want you have sex with your cussing.
They want your waiting line eat the bugs now.
This is an article that's come out about this city that we live in, New York City.
Waiting in line for meals is New York's latest trend.
I mean, there is the one I saw near, not far from here actually on 6th Avenue.
There's a halal cart, which is like everybody knows.
You're like, yeah, you go there hammered.
Two in the morning, 50% chance of diarrhea every time.
It's like eight bucks.
But there's one halal cart on 6th Avenue.
And I walked by it the other day and like legitimately hour line for it.
I'm like for a halal cart.
I don't know how it happens.
And listen, I get it.
It becomes a thing where this is the spot.
But the idea of the line being like a trend.
Well, it's like a social proof thing where people go, oh, this place must be good.
Yeah.
There's a million people waiting in line.
That is not the point that they are trying to make.
If you read the article.
They're saying, they're saying, they said,
And I quote, waiting in line is part of the thrill.
I mean, this is a very female-centric thing because you know chicks love waiting in line.
No, they don't.
For like a club, you know, like some like exclusive thing.
What chick?
I mean, maybe the beat chicks you were dealing with.
I've never been dating a chick that was like, yeah, yeah, I should be in line for 45 minutes.
Oh, man, they love it.
It means it's so exclusive.
They love it.
So exclusive.
They do not like waiting in line.
No, I mean, they know.
like the idea that it has a line, which means it's good.
They do not like the waiting in line.
That's insanity.
Yeah, they like walking by the peasants as they get lit in.
I mean, it's also back to the trend thing, or it's basically the equivalent of it's like,
is paying $13 grand for a one bedroom the new trend?
Having the money exit your bank account is part of the thrill.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're not a foodie, so you don't get it.
Is getting stabbed on the subway the new trend?
The hot new trend.
It's actually the drive to the hospital becomes part of your daily commute.
It's so exciting.
No, this is them rubbing it in.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, that's, I've never been, like, I like a good restaurant.
You tell me I've got to wait an hour ago.
No, thank you.
Yeah, but you're making the case that girls love waiting in line, not one that I've ever met.
Yeah, well, they like going to places where you wait in line.
So if you said to the girl, hey, huge line, but I can actually have line bypass because they know the balanceer.
They're going to say, no, you know.
No, no, no.
We'll take that.
Okay.
But if they really want to go...
They like it so much.
But if they really want to go to the place, they'll be like, yeah, the line's worth it.
That's a very big difference.
Danny's running interference for the New York Post right now in this new trend.
I mean, I'm not a line guy.
Dude, a line...
Danny's here putting his hand on the fucking spoon that's coming into your mouth with the slops, and here comes the airplane.
Almost anything with a line.
I'm just like, I'm out.
I'm out.
That's it for me.
Well, you can't decide whether you disagree.
I agree with you.
I don't like a line.
No, no.
Why exactly?
Do people like waiting in line?
It asks?
Did a New York minute suddenly get a whole lot longer?
Experts say the slow-moving trend isn't just about the food.
It's about the thrill.
The thrill.
What a thrill to wait in line for bagels.
Who the, you know, if experts have not hit rock bottom, now the experts are telling you.
Yeah, I'm a line expert.
I'm an expert of line.
No, they said they're an expert on human psychology.
Sure.
And they're saying that part of the thrill of going to the restaurant is you wait in the line for an hour and a half.
I'm sure it's thrilling if you own the restaurant.
You look outside.
You go check out this line we got around the fucking block.
Listen, you're willing to accept a lot living in some of these cities,
but you're not going to convince me that that's a good thing.
Is gridlock traffic part of the thrill of your commute?
Yeah.
I'm trying to think of, have I, there's, I definitely wait.
Psychologist says yes.
There's one restaurant here that I waited for before, but not in a line, but it's like,
they don't take reservations.
So you got to like go there.
It's called Via Carota.
It's an Italian place.
and you go there, you like put your name in,
and then you just come back two hours later.
That's the closest I got,
and you just got to go fucking have some drinks for two hours.
Right.
So, and that is,
there is a part of living in a big city where you go,
there's going to be traffic,
there's going to be crime,
there's going to be lines to get into fancy places, right?
But that doesn't mean that that's the part you like.
No, hell no.
They're saying, lucky you.
Yeah, I could see, like, Johnny, you're like a gamer,
like probably when like some new, like, switch comes out.
There's probably, you're like,
in line you go like you're probably like there's an anticipation that's part of the thrill you like
sitting in line for your taylor swift tickets there yeah you make you make you make frat i can't believe
what i'm hearing from you too but they're like there's like this anticipation of like but for food i'm
just like i don't i feel like i'm taking crazy pills of my own podcast here i'm being gaslit
by youtube psychers i know for a fact first i was like a video game system i've been waiting for
five years they're probably like yeah they're like pumped because they're just like
once again if they said you can just cut to the front of the line you'd say well they're
And how can I chat with my friends?
If you want to touch to the front of the line,
you got to show up the fucking the day before
or four in the morning with your tent.
But by your logic,
since they love the line so much,
yeah.
Some people might just go and wait in the line and not even get it.
If they said, actually,
there's no line, you show up,
you go, ah, no line.
I just walk right in and I get it.
Oh, there's probably people who are, like,
in the line for, like, the switch.
And they go, no, I got it yesterday.
I just love the line.
Just love the camaraderie of the line.
I love the camaraderie of the line.
I love the camaraderie of setting up my tent in my lawn chair
and sitting here while I wait in line for my Danny's Taylor Swift tickets.
There's no chance.
No.
This is the 100% machine propaganda trying to be force-fed down your throat by being like...
Big line.
All of the bad things about these cities that are getting worse.
No, you love it.
Yeah, you love it.
It's actually your favorite thing.
You love waiting.
Lines in the restaurant industry have to do with status.
Look at you waiting in line.
No, the status is going to the restaurant with a line and not waiting.
No, the Plyb's waiting on.
Just in about two hours in the line, pretty big deal.
I'm a pretty big deal.
Kind of like, they call me the mayor of the line right now.
The status that the restaurant holds in the diner's mind
and the status the restaurant gives the diner
when they post on social media, the longtime local critic says.
So, listen, I'm not arguing with the...
If you're, like, so hard up for some status
where that's where you're getting it is from waiting in line.
That's tough.
That's embarrassing.
Go to church.
No, if I...
Have anyone ever...
posted, waited in line for an hour and a half for this restaurant that wasn't complaining.
Yeah.
Am I right?
Look at, I just waited an hour and a half to get a bagel.
I'd be embarrassed to post that because I'd be just like, basically, I'd be, let's get
to post a photo of you sucking a dick.
It's about the same, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I definitely, I definitely would not be proud of that.
Look at me waiting in line like a king.
Sure.
I mean, that was like, remember they had the big viral thing in New York City, like this is
probably 15 years ago.
cronut, or it was a quassant donut, and the lines were so insane that people were basically
as a side gig, they would go into line, and then they were buying these cronuts, and then they
were selling them on Craigslist for like, 80 bucks a piece for a fucking donut, because some
Wall Street guys, like, well, I can't go wait in line. My time's valuable, but then they're like,
well, some people's not.
Fuck off.
Insane. And listen, it is what it is. You know, things get out of him.
but don't try to wrap up
the turd and tell me it's a present
I'm not having it I'm not buying it
you're not it's a line cross for me
yeah but that is a that is I would not
say specifically New York thing because I know people do that
in Toronto and stuff but like people are like
you see that in the West Village all the time where people like
I'm waiting for carbon or some shit
and like fucking slogging it out in line
you keep making a different point than the
article is making yeah yeah because as you run
interference for them yeah what's
happening is they're saying people like being
in the line and I quote the waiting
Strong says is part of the thrill.
And then you keep responding to that by being
like, well, people like, they're going
waiting in line because the restaurant's good.
Sure, that's what you're saying. That is not what
they are saying. The waiting in line is the worst part.
They are making the case that waiting in line
is this new thrilling
part of being in New York.
The only New Yorkers get to experience
the thrill of a two-hour line
before they get their morning latte.
That's a stretch. That is a stretch,
I will concede. Yeah, it's them stretching
you out over the table and fucking you.
no discounts either you're paying full pop after waiting 90 minutes the thrill of the chair chase
the chair chase is what they call it you're chasing a chair they got to get their little puns in
the thrill of the chair chase is all part of the experience said debrell vinald deborl venal deserves to be
in prison sure for writing this article chief psychological officer with the recovered and the
experience is about feeling good I love yeah it's feel great waiting the line
Listen here, Deborah Vanel
I'm going to give you a week to retract this
That's not going to be pretty if you don't
Right, you're about to turn one of those fucking how you're arguing with chat
GBT, you're writing letters to the New York Post
End this now, retraction
Letter, I demand a retraction, I'm boycotting all New York
Post.
Find me one person that says it's part of the thrill
Because Deborah Vannell is claiming that there's all these people that love the thrill
I've yet to meet one
No.
I'll say, okay, so to prove your case, which I actually want these two people
that Alex Jones is getting it is a 1.5 billion
dollar lawsuit. They're trying to ruin his life
in the Supreme Court doesn't want to see the appeal.
Yeah. Okay. Well, I'll tell you who should actually
be on trial for treason is
Deborah Vinald. Deborah Vinald is trying to push
an agenda that is far worse. Sure.
I would argue that
at the very least, this is equivalent
to Sandy Hook. This is Ryan
Sandy Hook. I mean, there's for sure
I'm telling you, though, I know this is hard to comprehend.
There are New Yorkers who are like, yeah, I love
waiting in the line for a place. I know
you've been arguing that for the last 10 minutes.
saying I do. I'm telling you they exist for sure.
No, they do. Yes, they do.
Who? Can you think of one person we know,
waiting in line? Some hipster
like Brooklyn scenester guy who's
just like it's all about like being at the place
and like just, you know, being like, oh, I fucking
had their cronaut or whatever the fuck
and they're just like, I'm telling you, they like it.
Okay, the only thing I can say
maybe even give you the slightest
is if there's some Brooklyn hipster guy
as you mentioned that's in the
line for the pussy. Yeah. And he was
like, yes, this is where I meet women
and I have nothing going on, so I'm
actually socializing and I don't have any friends
in this, so I pick up chicks. Maybe I could
give you that. I still would disagree, because I
bet you if they went up to that guy and they said,
hey, actually, if you go to this door right now,
you don't have to wait in line. He doesn't say, no,
I'm good, I love the line. Yeah.
Proving he would prefer no line to line.
Of course they would prefer
no line to line. There's no question. Okay, but you
but these type of people don't go to places that there's not
a line. Do you think that there's anyone
that enjoys listening to podcasts
and music on the way to their commute.
Sure.
Do you think any of those people, given the option of a two-hour commute versus no commute?
Yeah.
They prefer the two-hour commute.
Okay.
Here's a counter-argument.
Where do they spend that two hours with the wife and kids?
No.
They sleep in two hours later.
Two hours more family time?
Yeah, they would prefer.
But they got to listen to it somewhere.
I mean...
Again, for that article, if you're like, oh, but they're getting away, it's like, okay, well, then anything's better.
You could...
Yeah.
There are options.
I'm just saying, I agree, but there are people who are like some fucking hipster
dudes in Brooklyn who are just like, just the idea of the line.
You know, your compliance is the compliance.
This is how they squeak.
Hey man, I'm not a line guy, so.
And I won't be a line guy.
This is how it starts, you know, you have people like Danny.
They was like, you know, whatever.
We're just not allowed to say a few things.
What's the big deal?
It's actually something funner.
And then next thing, you know, it's a full crackdown.
You know, you're going to jail for your means.
We're just in breadlines now.
We're all in breadlines.
Yeah.
Remember how much you love?
I love, no, you think this is probably a Zoron fucking plant right here,
is getting us ready for bread lines and you go,
aren't lines sick? And then we're all in bread lines.
Yes.
Like, can I have my crust of bread for the week?
Authorities.
Isn't it sick?
It's like you don't have jobs because they don't exist anymore.
And now we just get to hang out with the family and breadlines?
That's exactly what it is.
They're getting you ready for the bread lines.
Yeah.
And then you're the sort of person that, you know,
doesn't realize that authoritarianism starts with people like you being like,
what's the big deal, man?
Yeah, I'm not saying it's a big deal.
I'm not a long guy.
well it's the big deal you have to wait in line for eight hours it's actually good
it's actually fucking sick love me a line
Danny the lineman I mean if I go anywhere and there's a line I'm like not going
well you're saying I don't like it personally but you know there's a lot of people that do
so actually big lines are great and we should be pushing the idea it's just these people
with these obnoxious personalities Danny the corporate show
big line Danny's lying down while they put a cement truck a fucking slop
into his mouth more please more please more please human centipeding the slop into his mouth just both ways
and shitting into a contraption that fucking funnels it right back in right back in can't waste the drop of
the slop more please mr corporations the government yeah i'd love can i wait in line for my
unemployment check please yeah i don't know i'm i i'm not saying a lot of people like it but there's
There are some sick people.
You know, this world should not be curtailing to the psychopaths.
I agree.
I mean, I'm, the problem is, yeah, like, I, there's just, there's all these, fucking,
everybody wants to go to that exclusive place.
I see, I mean, you see it with, like, clubs all the time where they have these, like,
insane fucking lines.
Like, dude, I, and I, look, when I was younger, I spent some time in lines.
When I was a young man, I definitely spent, dude, I remember we went to in Burlington,
when I lived in Burlington, remember baby.
Glory Halls have a big lineup sometimes?
Remember baby blue sound crew?
of course remember them from back in the days
you waited in the line to see baby blue sound crew they were playing at in burlington
so and i was like six i was like 16 were you wearing your nelly baby blue headband
no literally this is like i was like 16 and like so we went to go see baby blue sound
crew which is like only people from toronto would know that one of their songs i have no
clue there was like around the time of like card and owl and fucking uh baby and shock layer and all that
shit but anyways there's this place in burlington and we went to goes we were like it was
like an all ages show obviously and we got there there's this huge line and we're just like we
did not like standing in line get inside empty the line was purely for show to make it seem like it
was popping off dude rap concerts are so insane too because they always start four hours late
dude there was literally we got inside expecting it to be like oh this place is gonna be packed
and we're like oh we're like the first ones in here will smith and then we're like what the
fuck is with the line you're like oh they're trying to like make it make it seem important same important yeah
I was very, very pissed
off, I remember.
Baby blues sound crazy, crazy life to wait.
We went to see Souls of Mischief,
93 till Infinity.
I think they were, I don't know if there was the guy,
one of the guys was in the DJ from Tribe Called Quest
or some Tribe Called Quest fucking Affinity
when it was in a university in Hamilton.
Yeah.
And it was on 7 o'clock show and it ended up,
they went on at 2.45 or something crazy like that.
I was just like, what are we doing here?
That's what they do.
they're a little, they're known
to be a little tardy. Yeah.
What about this for a movie?
It's a,
it's like a zombie apocalypse situation
but every woman
is starting only fans so it's just like
you know, you're in a living in a town and it was just like
you know, you notice that a couple girls are on
only fans and then all of a sudden like your girlfriend
comes back and you're like, yeah, just started a new business and you're like
your mom calls you and your mom's like, hey
Danny, could you tell you some of your friends
like my page? And it was just like, before you know it, there's not one
single woman that isn't like selling her tits online and it was just in but there's some reason for
it there's you know some amulet that's speaking to some crystal that's speaking to them but you have yeah
yeah everybody just has the only fans i i've i've two options for the movies you can tell me what's on
your favorite one number one is every woman is uh on only fans right and like i just said it's
some type of curse and it's a zombie situation has to break the curse basically yeah they meet
as soon as they run as soon as they speak to another girl from all that all it takes is another
girl that's on OnlyFans me like you're so beautiful right it says you know they get a compliment
from a girl on OnlyFans that's how it happens you want to make content yeah yeah yeah we should
make content together and then your mom's just spread out getting like smashed the same guy right
it is called hardcore porn content content is a hilarious word for porn yeah hardcore porn um just
mean content you make content you know it's sucking a fucking dick yeah like sucking a fucking dick yeah
like sucking four dicks just deep throat content it's a type of content I suppose
It is so funny
And then option two
Yeah
Is there's a curse that
The similar thing with guys
But it's turning everyone into a wigger
That one I like better
So it's now we're talking
So it's like a dystopian zombie situation
And then any
Every guy you know
Just starts showing up like
Yo, what's up my brother
You know
That I like
Yeah maybe it's a Toronto accent
Or maybe it's
You know it's yeah
But it's a different version
In every city
Like you walk back to your dad
And your dad's like
Oh dang he's looking
thin, eh?
It's wearing fubu.
Yeah, you're wearing fubu press.
Yeah, and then you call, you know, if you're in like the Bronx, you show up and it's just like, you know, you're old, you meet it, you run into your old teacher and he's like, yo, things are crazy at the school, you know what I'm saying, yo, you haven't seen you in a fucking time still, though.
I like that.
It's like a wigger contagion.
Wigger contagion.
I like that.
I like the wigger contagion, way better than the only fans one.
Okay, so it's a wigger contagion, which is a good name for the movie.
Which, by the way, literally, you know exactly what's good.
You know exactly what's going on.
Like you go, I know exactly what's happening.
All right.
Should we raise money to make Wigger Contasion?
I'll do Wigger Contasion, for sure.
For sure, I'll do Wigger contagion.
You know what's funny is they sort of tried to get rid of the word Wigger.
But the problem is, which if you actually think when all the words they were trying to get rid of...
That's our word.
That was one where you are like, it is, if you actually think about it, you're like, that is sort of aggressive.
I mean, I've definitely said it around people.
like comics and they're like oh what like are we saying they're no it's very much like they go they don't
know the status of the word they're like are we saying are we allowed to say that I go well I never
stopped yeah yeah I don't I've never nobody's ever given me no guff about it so but they didn't
give a new word to replace Wigger and that's why so the same with retard right yeah like retard
went away and then it came back and the reason is it never had a replacement where
where words that got replaced with something else like headphone Dodger headphone dodger
cuck you know cuck kind of replaced words you know whatever yeah so it's like you have to give a
replacement but i think wigger never had a replacement there's still no version of that there's
nothing i mean it's just like a white guy that you went to high school with it was like or maybe
not my it wouldn't be like how i went to high school it would be like a white guy that like
you know grew up in a predominantly yeah white area and then for some not even appropriate
like white trash only encapsulates a portion of it like i guess it's just it's such a perfect
work. It's perfect. It's perfect.
I guess if anything, you could say
Wigga, but even that, it just doesn't
hit. No, it doesn't hit.
I mean... Okay, so in the Wigger Contagant,
how about this? Like, all the...
All the race... Maybe... I don't think
I should mess with a perfect formula, but
I was, if you could throw into the mix
that maybe, like, all the other races are acting
like other races. Like, you know, black guys
start out, black guys are all like, how do you do?
You know, but he's wearing all the...
Yeah, so you have every race is just
switching. Yeah. Sort of
like a get-out situation. Maybe it starts with
Whiggers. And then you go, and then like at
some point, like maybe like the
end of the start of the second act, end of the first act
you go, like it's spread to different
races. It's spreading to different races where you thought
it was just Wiggers, but it turns out it's everyone's getting
flip-flop on you. Maybe it's, maybe it's
not the blacks are switching. It's like every
other group is wiggerizing.
Like the Asians start doing it and you go,
this is spreading. Yeah, the Asians
start. And then you like some sort of Manhattan
project. It would be more like a Bronx
Harlem project. What did you call it? Well, you're
Quaker contagion. And then they need like a Harlem project to secret underground government
program to reverse it. I don't know what would be the cure. Maybe they have like a job interview.
The only way to cure it is they have to go to like a job interview. No, they only is just like
literally fucking country. Kenny Chesney. No their mom. Your eyes taped open. Yeah, maybe that. But I think
that you go, what actually cures it in real life? It's generally their mom. I feel like moms are
kryptonite for guys that are like that. They don't go home and they don't talk to their mom like that.
So they turned it, you know,
bullying's good.
Bullying is generally good.
Was it?
Is that,
your school was a wigger,
a lot of times
they were sort of popular.
It was more of a phase.
Yeah,
it was more just like
it kind of just phased out.
Yeah,
but that's what I'm saying.
It's like they need like a proper job in a new trend.
They need like to implement a new trend.
Crypto, yeah.
They have to get into crypto.
That's the,
to get them into crypto.
Yeah.
That's the only way to get them out of it.
By the way,
shout out to the crypto bros,
man.
Pour one out for these guys.
Oh yeah.
Some people lost a lot in the last,
Not Baron Trump. He made a cool $200 million.
How? On his coin?
No, you didn't hear that whole thing. So, like, on Friday, Trump announced that he goes,
where, like, China was like, we're doing these crazy tariffs.
And then Trump essentially was, like, well, if they're doing these insane tariffs,
we're going to have, like, a hundred. Oh, it wasn't tariffs. Sorry, it was, um,
export controls on, like, critical minerals that, like, the world needs.
Then Trump's like, well, if they're doing this, then we're adding a hundred percent tariffs on
top of the tariffs we already have to, like, everything coming from China.
Yes, I've, I've been.
And then the market's like cratered, but like literally, which the China ones of all the
tariff sort of interrupt, of all the tariff stuff, the one that I only do kind of agree with is
the China stuff.
Yeah.
And so, but like two hours before this was announced or like an hour before someone went out
and took out these like high leverage shorts on crypto.
And it was Barron Trump?
That's like the joke.
The thing is it's crypto so nobody can figure it out, right?
Okay.
Like if it was stocks and stuff, you can figure it out a little better.
but because it's crypto they don't know
and someone made like $200 million
Is that from unusual whales
That everybody just CEO of currently
I don't know if it was from unusual whales
But like because there's a lot of these accounts
You like find these like large cryptos
But anyway someone went and made
I believe it was close to 200 million
Front running this news
And then just cashing out like an hour later
Wow
Yeah pretty crazy
And it's like a lot of people were getting
We were shredded
That was funny
Our guy in our group child was just like
No crying
in the 50x leverage casino.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no crown in the casino.
No crown in the 50x leverage casino.
Yeah, and I mean, that's just the nature of crypto.
You go, you play this thing.
Well, in the shit coins, Bitcoin's down like 8%.
It's not even a big deal.
No, it's not a big deal.
And if you're playing with leverage, it is.
Like, I mean, I think Ethereum dropped like 20, close to 20%.
Yeah, but it's up 20.
But I'm just saying what happens if you're leveraged, then you get liquidated and it just
goes back to it.
You know what, on the last stock thing is that people don't talk about it.
enough is that Tesla's at all-time highs again, basically?
Yeah.
Crazy after all that, all that talking.
And by the way, I had it the whole time.
Yeah, all that shit, man.
I mean, the Tim Waltz, people being like...
The Tim Waltz thing was like a literal...
People like you saying it's over, he'll never get his image about.
He'll never get his...
But Tim Waltz...
His whole thing, remember, where he was, like, gloating about Tesla shares being down?
Ah, yes.
That was like the low.
Yeah, that was like the fucking pretty much the bottom of it.
But the moment he started gloating about it, you go, time to turn this thing around.
I know.
Yeah.
But yeah, it's always money to be made about betting against the social reasons the company's doing worse.
Yeah, for sure.
And again, he laughed and, you know, that was a pretty temporary thing.
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you've heard of it i've heard of it yeah okay so israel one yeah and i'll tell you this uh it was
funny because i was just in eugene which is oregon and uh i think did i did you see the did you see
the video i sent you uh oh yeah yeah so basically the the the ever at
it's taken all activism is
there's some ice stuff but it's mostly
Palestine right and it's funny because
you know it's always in these you know
small towns all of the
places and people are for the most
part agree with you right
but they don't have anyone to vandalize so
you'd see like you know
Jimmy's progressive gardening store
and it just free Palestine all over the window
like people just spray painted it
top to bottom you're just like
it's so funny because you're like one of the
odds that this like woman's gardening
store like a zionist
gardener in Oregon
yeah in Oregon yeah so it's
like my pronunciation of Oregon last week
I couldn't I couldn't get it right
yeah sometimes it's I was getting it wrong on stage
yeah I know it's Oregon sometimes just I say
Oregon Oregon Oregon Oregon
Oregonie um so
the reason um the extent to which
if you think about the last two years
just to zoom out and you go the extent to which
everything has been taken over
by Israel Palestine in terms of like the way the fucking both parties are like operated
now the splits between those parties um people's you know probably like the way that uh
like there's tons of people that probably their reputation is considered ruined like who is
the power centers what people's opinions on foreign policy like everything has sort of flipped
like influencer wise yeah yeah a lot i mean a lot of people just made this and like like many things
they just go, this is my identity now.
Right. So that's a huge, for sure, part of it.
The question is what they do now.
Right.
I guess they're just Jew people now.
Well, there is a lot of people who I know, who that is exclusively what they talk about.
Yeah.
I think they'll just be Jew guys now.
So is that it though?
You have to be like, well, that's, I guess you're just like, who that.
But there's not going to be as much heat because I feel like especially for left.
The question is, do they take the, like, do they take this as a victory for them?
Because obviously.
No one's happy about this on either side.
A lot of the Warhawk type people, like, this isn't...
A lot of people, pro-Israel people, are pretty happy about this.
Some. A lot of people are saying, this isn't gone far enough.
We need to fight with Iran now, all that sort of stuff.
Yeah, yeah, but that's the majority of the people who are pro-Israel are just like, yeah, yeah, this, I mean, this is good.
And we won.
Okay, well, I'm seeing a lot of people being like, you know, not, you know, it's not good enough sort of thing,
which is, you know, generally what you're going to see in these kind of agreements.
But you make a good point.
What, and I'm not even, I'm not even asking to be derogative.
to say like ha ha ha what are you going to do now yeah i'm more actually saying prediction
wise sure between me and you where do you think that goes you guys they go i don't think that you
guys is completely right i think there's a well not all of them no not all of them because that's
like you're obviously that's like a further step but like uh definitely and the israel stuff
was the like the shield of all this stuff if there was people where it's like oh it's
anti-semitism is like no there's like a war going on and i'm against that and blah blah and you go well once
that's over to some degree it's not going to be as lucrative people aren't going to be caring as
much and again people when people issues become the main issue that everyone talks about a big part of
that is like yeah because it does numbers when you do it absolutely oh yeah big time um yeah well
yeah yeah in terms of like trying to keep the numbers up i don't know like i do i'm curious how many
like protesters who are like you know these
Columbia or whatever like you're out in the streets kind of
protesters like they'll find a new
they'll find a new thing I'm not worried
about them ice probably
I'm not worried about those people I'm going to move on to like
ice I guess but like do they chalk this up as a win
see yeah the professional protesters is much easier
yeah were they like we ended a genocide
well no is that their thing
where they're like we did it boys no to me
I'm saying we've watched the professional protesters
dip in and out of causes that's a that's a no brainer
yeah we know what they'll be
find a new one in a week.
That's like, you know, that's your
boy that's, you know,
amazing with women
and you're like, what's he going to do now that he's
divorced? He's about to go on a tear.
He's about to carpet bomb the city. Yeah, they're about to
go on some dates with a lot of protests.
You know, they might do a global warming protest day.
They're going to be on everything. What does Greta do? Does she go back
to climate? These are the questions
that I'm asking you. Does she go back to climate
and just pretend like, yeah? But I think
she's less of a problem because
Greta, it's like, she's established yourself as like, no, no, no, I'm an activist.
Yeah.
I'm, whatever the new thing is, I'm on it.
But again, you're like, you didn't solve climate.
She solved it.
Oh, okay, sure.
Okay, so we're good.
We don't have to talk about this anymore.
Danny, do you remember when they got rid of plastic straws?
I do.
Okay.
I can't believe Trump hasn't brought them back yet, to be honest.
So, but then there's other people that you're right there.
Where does that energy go?
Where does that follow in your towards?
Honestly, I don't.
I don't know.
You're saying they all come to you people.
I disagree with you.
Even like, you know, Jimmy Dor has been on the show.
You're like, that's probably, he does a four-hour show.
That's probably like an hour of every show.
He talks about tons of stuff.
He talks about tons of stuff, but I'm like,
that's probably a good chunk of, like, you know, a decent.
I'm talking about like TikToker that their entire following from start.
Jimmy Doors has been around for 25.
Yeah, he's been around forever.
Yeah, yeah.
He's been around forever.
He's got an audience.
He's been talking about everything always.
I guess the question.
There are people that have a million followers on an account.
Yeah.
That from this, they had four followers before.
that's right yeah yeah so they don't have it's not like a guy that was an activist that started talking
about this a guy that that that is all this has ever been i guess we have to think we work backwards
where you go where does the audience go like what are they interested in now because that's like you know
these are the eyeballs that these people are catering to so you you do have to think you're like
okay well where is their time spent now like what kind of content are they taking in if this or like
you know like what are they on essentially and what's the answer to that i don't know i really i i i mean i have
thought about this as well and I don't really know you think it's too early in the game to find
the new one I mean they're probably because that's the thing is like you know you'll definitely like
you're like talking about a genocide now and you're like well it's over if there was one there
wasn't but if there was one you go maybe we'll see over what I mean we'll see what happens
it's been a couple days yeah yeah I mean I mean it could start back up who knows like I like I mean
you heard it here first peace in the Middle East for eternity according to Danny
No, no, no, no, no.
But, like, Hamas is already fucking, like, publicly executing people and all this stuff.
They're doing, like, daily public executions.
And their whole thing, which I didn't actually get this, why they even agreed to this, to be honest.
I don't know if it was just they were tired of doing this or there was so much pressure.
But, like, they handed over the hostages, which was their only leverage.
And part of the peace deal was they're like, you have to disarm.
They're like, we're not doing that.
And then Trump's like, well, if you guys don't disarm, then we're going to do it by force.
But, like, they don't have any leverage anymore.
So I don't really get, like, what their thought process is on this.
Hmm.
Yeah, like, I don't, I don't actually really get it because I knew they weren't going to disarm.
I knew they weren't going to just, like, give up all this power.
But you're like, now Trump's like, well, you don't have any leverage left.
So other than, I guess they're like, you'll kill more of our civilians and the world hates that.
But I don't know.
I don't know.
Like, I mean, I'm sure, like, being like, I hate Israel is not going to hit as hard in six months from now.
It's just not going to do the views.
No, it's not going to do the views.
exactly and I mean again
if it's not doing the views then you move on
no views no news correct right
you're like if it's if you're like hey I'm
fucking doing these videos and nobody's watching
and then you're going to I'm not doing these videos anymore
yeah it's always gonna have heat more than any
other things but it's interesting
it could have just been like an attention bubble
and it just the bubble bursts
and it just regresses to the mean
I think I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna get to the bottom of this
here's my prediction for you my prediction is that
I do not have it sorted out in my mind completely
no my prediction is that I will
I will predict it right
I don't have it yet though
Where are these people
I know this sounds like mumbo jumbo
What I'm saying is I bet you
I call it early
Where I go that's the new one
That's the new one yeah
I don't have it right now
My guess would be ice
That would be my guess
I mean they are doing
Well the left wing's easy
I'm wondering more
The people that aren't just
Left wing activists
That one's a little easier
Left wing activists are really easy too
And then right wing activists
Are really easy too
Or the right wing
I mean my best guess is just Jews
But that's a small section
of people.
It's probably a bigger
I mean my comments
and I'm a perpetual victim
Danny as well
I'm fucking
hey man
not a victim
I'm just
the yamaica touches his head
I'm notice her in chief
over here
and I'm starting to notice
that you're
then I mean
I see my comments
and I go
I have a good
I'm telling you the comments
are gonna die down too
man because there's no point
there's maybe
well that's the thing
but it's like
I have my Jews and things
all right
this is like literally
goes viral
stop. By the way, it's like a fucking...
I'm gonna level with you and I'm not trying to be
anti-semitic on your podcast. Yeah. But I
got to tell you. Yeah. When
You're right, there's some people online
you know, and there's probably some bots and there's these
campaigns and there's some people that aren't that fun of Jews. I
said the joke where I go, you go on TikTok and it's
none of your business if your wife's 800 pounds, then you go on
Twitter and it's like, should Jews be allowed in stores?
So, listen, I get it. I'm not saying
but when stuff like this,
I'm about to show you.
Should I put the...
Should I put the hat on?
If you're trying to drum up hate for these people,
Ryan, I'm just saying...
Do I need to put the hat on?
They're doing a pretty good job yourself.
Do I need to put the hat on?
That's all I'm asking.
Yes.
I think so.
So this is a concert that is happening in...
United Hat Sala in Israel.
They've decided to do a rendition of Sweet Home Alabama.
Uh-oh.
This is Mike Huckabee.
Oh, no.
He's a bit of a...
musician he fancies himself a bit of a bit of a musician oh uh they have a band fuck
oh do you okay fuck i can't believe do you not know the name of their band no ladies and gentlemen
mike hookabee's uh band name which is made up of uh some other washington people and the band's name is
capital offense oh that's no laughing matter capital plays bass in the group capital offense
Capital offense.
Because all the members
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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
We have a new tune from capital offense.
Mike Hockaby and four other members.
They spent a lot of the time on the Capitol.
This is a rendition of Sweet Home Alabama.
This is like literally his dream gig
just to be ambassador to Israel.
I think it's the other guy that's the ambassador to Israel.
No, no, no.
Mike Hockeby's the ambassador.
Okay, so it's Mike Hockabee is the ambassador to Israel.
And then there's one other guy that's in here.
And then there's this other guy that's like an Israel
comedian guy and I think he was in an episode
of curb and stuff and he's on the he's on
the pipes
I know that I'm
it's worth it I know that I'm making people wait
for the good stuff
I haven't even seen
All right
This is sweet home Alabama
Sweet Home Alabama
And it's a cover
Mike Hockaby
Two other guys
This is Mike Hockavy of Capital Rioters fame
Yeah
We were trying to be of a capital rioters fame.
We were
trying. I know always every time.
Yeah, I know.
Come on, everybody.
Put your hands in the air.
That's what I thought it would be.
All right, everybody, we're going to pass the collection train around.
Paper money only.
None of that noisy money, ladies and gentlemen.
to you
sweet
home
irishasala
the United Nations
So you got to get your people
Jack
But Donald Trump
claims it's all
Israel
Just as it says
In all the holy blood
That is
Take this thing
That's you
Off of me
He can't even sing
first off.
What the hell was that?
Like Donald Trump says in the holy books.
Now everybody who passes the collection
that is horrible.
Not great.
Youth Pasture energy.
You know the youth pastors that come out like,
how the heck is everybody doing tonight?
It does a kickflip.
Your youth pastor's fingerboarding
while he's given the script.
They couldn't find someone who could sing.
There was no Jewish entertainers available
who might be able to carry a tune.
Not a lot of people want to take the hook
could be gig.
That's true.
You're right.
Of all the Jewish,
they couldn't get the guy from,
um,
uh,
uh,
uh,
uh,
O'a-ah.
Yeah,
there's some guys.
That dude.
What's that band?
Is he a big Israel guy?
Oh, yeah.
Disturbed?
Disturbed.
Yeah, that's like,
dude,
everybody hates him
because he's a huge Israel.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, he was writing on the fucking bombs.
He was one of these dudes.
No.
Yeah, he was writing on bombs and stuff.
God damn.
So then he was getting like,
he would do shows where he was like
opening for like Ozzy Osbourne and stuff.
He was getting heckled all the time
They actually should have had the guest appearance
of Kid Rock come out and do his rendition.
Oh, Kid Rock would love that.
The word, drinking, funny thing.
Yeah, I don't think Kid Rock's giving you any discount
to come to the Holy Land to do a gig.
I think you're paying full price.
I think Elon Gold's a little more reasonable.
This is out of control
where, you know, I don't know if it's social media,
but these politicians have started to feel themselves way too much.
Yeah.
Because this is not the first time this has happened.
First of all, the Argentina guy just got his bag of cash for him.
20 billy.
he just got his 20 billion and then he decided
apparently someone explained this to me though the deal
is basically to fuck over China
with like beef or something there's
it's complicated and it's about beans
or something like that too or be yeah
some type of agricultural things but it's all
to fuck over China and it's not a
it's a loan but
still whatever you know
it's a bad look for
he's been he's kind of a
and I I've kind of I get
I get forced to defend him
because you know my instinct is to defend him and I get
forced to be like actually their inflation was
500% and now at 70s so he actually did a pretty good
I get forced to defendants just give the guy some time
okay just give him a little time he's actually done a pretty good job
they were in a bad scenario they would have been asking more
for what would actually be worse if the country so I
end up by a loaf of bread with a wheelbarrow
I'm out here like in comment sections
yeah that's fucking burner being like
actually he's okay if you actually I'm not worried that he's Jewish
actually he just loves the culture
yes you're gonna have some unemployment
because a lot of those jobs were government jobs
so if you actually think about it employment's actually the similar
you're like yes when you
inflate prices and you put price control.
Okay, so I'm, I get it.
And the inflation was out of control now.
It's a 70% or whatever, which is still bad,
but it's like it is actually an improvement, despite what
the corporate media will tell people like you.
Sure.
That said, this guy's out here
on his stage, he gets his $20 billion,
and then he starts doing a concert.
And he's out here. He was a musician, though.
Which makes it worse. Wasn't he in a Rolling Stones cover band?
That was his deal?
I did hear that.
He was. I listened to him on Lex Friedman.
But he liked the belted.
out like he's like yeah yeah he was in a rolling stones cover band yeah it stinks what he does and he was
mcjagger stop it okay let's hear it i don't actually have that one i'm sorry yeah yeah he was yeah
the mike hockey i matches like do you think that they like the ceasefire happened and they go
we got to get the band back together i think so they call and then they're just like and then they're
like well a lead singer's dead who's available and Elon gold's like i'm around do you think and
you sing he's like not really here's the question were they jamming their
this out before that's i that's i you know what i mean did they have this really they have a whole
album of this stuff yeah yeah like was this like did they have this already in the can
ready to go or they were like fuck we have like two days to like figure this out you know i don't do
israel covers anymore because like if they had two days i go all right that's shit they planned
for the christmas album coming out yeah but they're if they had two days ago that's still
really shitty but uh i guess something there i can't do that i'm in the senate now that is
congressman now start the war again
if we need a fucking genocide to save us
from that genocide on my ears
yeah it was a genocide on your ear
you know what I might be protesting now
I might be on the fucking outside the Israeli consulate
being like that was a genocide of the year
he plays it cool though too
yeah he's just fucking taking that bad
taking that base for a walk
he's definitely taking it for a walk
that is the question though
do they have a whole bunch of these songs
ready to go and then they were just like
you know the band dropped out last minute
and Huckabee is just like
Elon Gold
Hockaby! We have the benefit
and you know there's a band dropped out
if you don't get up there no one's gonna
yeah I mean the
but I don't even have my base
the Elon Gold thing is crazy to me
why you don't know why he's doing this
yeah he had a part on curb
I guess he's unknown
and you're like are you a singer no
no I explicitly cannot sing
the only thing I was thinking was like
was this supposed to be like a tongue and she
element, and it's like, okay, but you mean
that stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. There's no tongue
in chief here at all. Oh, the scrolls
keep on roll.
Toro scrolls, keep on roll.
Dude, they're going to offer me that gig for literally
500 grand. I'll be like, I'm going to go to
Riyadh, I think. I don't think so.
I'm going to go
an open mic in Riyadh for beer tickets
for milk tickets.
I don't know. I'm not doing this.
Hey, now, I'm a soldier
in the IDF. Let's
go.
I'm telling you, I think they have the...
That was...
That's gonna be a tough one to get over.
You only get 10 shots.
Do not miss your chance to blow!
The opportunity comes once in a little.
I'm telling you, I think that they have more.
Yeah, that was...
I hope not.
You think an album's coming out?
That's what I think is a Christmas album of Huckabee and the Capitol offense.
It'll be a Hanuk album.
Capital offense.
Capital offense.
Just peak.
Cargo short dad getting the band back together.
to beat the drum on this, but this is literally your tax dollars.
Oh, that's even worse.
Elected official.
You're right.
Yeah, I guess maybe is, you know.
Your tax dollars paid for his hand.
I mean, Israel probably paid for the fucking sound equipment and all that stuff, but
like these dudes are like, you know, they rehearsed.
Yeah, you sound like they rehearsed, but they've been rehearsing.
They've been rehearsing, and that, someone paid for that practice space.
Oh, yeah.
In the, in the nation's capital?
Yeah.
Well, was that in America?
No, but where they had their practice space.
Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.
they probably have you know you probably one of those things they have like some massive practice space
with the just a soup fucking hanger just like a bunch of like israeli jets all around
that's the fucking sound blankets over top of them
fucking up my tone god damn it huh yeah that's that's that's stinks
Vivek was rapping m&m if you guys remember yeah i'm
something's going on here with all these politicians think they're musicians now and it's
i'm not liking it no bill clinton new
not to sing.
Yeah, yeah.
He goes, I play the sax.
You can be a musician.
It's the singing.
As soon as they're singing,
it's getting a lot worse.
Like, if a guy's like,
oh, I play guitar,
you know, Kevin O'Leary always does that.
And it is corny.
It's corny.
But it's less corny
that if your voice gets involved.
Once the pipes get involved, it's disgusting.
I think the lyrics are by far
the cornyest part of this whole thing.
That is like flooring me
how bad the lyrics are.
Yeah.
But I'm saying you're going to see
Ted Cruz come out and sing
bad and boogee next week.
Yeah.
I'm curious what Elon Gold got paid,
if anything?
Because if he just did that for free, for his love, that and Julie.
If he did that literally just for, like, his love of Israel, I'm like, that's crazy.
It has Microsoft Star Me Up energy.
Oh, real, sorry.
You remember that?
They weren't even saying.
Stop me up.
Yeah.
That was a classic.
Yeah.
The ballers just soaked.
Just soaked.
That was a vintage.
The, on the topic.
Yeah.
The constant onslaught can.
continues on men who have group chats now I know as of I think very recently and I was
thinking young Republicans there's a big there's a big war among the young Republicans what's the
war I guess there's like multiple factions and so it's like it's a real like I mean my guess
would be it's real Palestine's the split it's a real Sunni Shiite kind of deal where they're just
like they're they're really warring for power I guess right I didn't quite get the just of
exactly but that's what it seemed and this is in New York is the New York is the New York
young republicans i mean i went to their event well i think the young republicans in my opinion probably
has like a mix between people that are uh if like um kind of like broy frat dude type yeah for
and then people that are sort of like ben shapiro i like politics since i was eight types yes
that's that is exactly it and then you get to like hobnob with people like oh my god matt
gates is here yeah look at all the work he's had done his face is so shiny
well their group chats got leaked
and if you think about it like
the Candace Owens thing with Kurt Charlie Kirk
the big leak it was like that was a group chat
leak then there was the
Democratic person
leaking you know more people should get Charlie Kirk
they got leaked
there are
it seems like politics is a dirty game
90% of political warfare is taking place
with group chat leaks yeah
yeah and here's the thing there's no real
benefit you seem to be changing the subject a lot
that's all I'm wondering has political offers you money
not no no but I know I was just kind of thinking how much did political offer you like there should
just be an automatic group chat thing where you go disappearing messages in 30 minutes like what an
amazing idea what benefit is there to just be like let's crystallize all of our group chat what an
incredible idea all of time it's seven years just so you can I mean it was like our sketch last week
but you're like yeah just so you can go back to like oh remember that funny racist thing danny said
in 2017 like why is that still there why is this still there why is this still there
fucking burn
and there's no way out of it
so in a weird way
it's creating these like
it's creating weird
social dynamics
where everyone has
uh
everyone
you know like
fucking like
soviet
everyone has
blackmailable
materials available to them
yes all the time
yeah
anytime
I could go
you know
mutually assured
destruct us
absolutely I know
well that is kind of like
we all got our own nukes
that's the thing
we all have our own nukes
but you don't but it's not
The problem is, it's not all about the person.
You have some sloppy drunk friends.
Maybe their girlfriend gets a hands on the nukes.
And all of a sudden, that Politico deal starts looking good to her.
She's on her rag.
She thinks she's, you know, you're just going down with the ship.
She's sending them out to Politico to get him.
You're just collateral damage.
You're just catching some spray bullets now.
Yeah, I don't like this.
This is not, doesn't set a good tone when the group chats are getting leaked.
That's the world right now.
Yeah.
I don't even, but like, Politico's trying to be like, can you believe this?
Everybody's like, yeah, whatever.
Yeah, I see your point.
There were some, but there was some people like in fire.
Well, some people were getting fired.
They were saying some wild shit.
And then you're like, some of these people are like, yeah, I'm like the communications manager of like this guy's like Republicans campaign.
And you go, yeah, you're getting fired.
They don't, they don't need this shit.
You're like, you're not valuable enough to bring this kind of fucking shit on their table.
Uh-huh.
You have to speak to people like mob communications right now.
You actually hit the nail on the head.
That is the future.
It should be group chats.
There should be a button...
Group chats is we're all just in a field somewhere
just being like saying the most racist shit
looking around.
I'll tell you my most racist group chat by far
is the one with the least white people.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Like I have a group chat with all Toronto comedians.
Yeah.
And it's actually out of nine people,
three white dudes.
I would say that one is more racist
than any group chat I have with white people.
And is the most racist towards whites?
Everyone.
Yeah.
Everyone gets sprayed, dude.
It's no one's safe.
Everyone's funny.
Sure.
And it's, yeah, it goes both ways.
Brown to black, black to brown,
around to Asian.
Yeah, white people get sprayed too, but it's not in
someone a fair way.
That's fair.
Everyone gets a taste man.
How it should be. How it should be.
But if this all leaked, the only people that would get in trouble is the whites.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Yeah, yeah.
Some black guy says some crazy shit.
Ryan just likes the thing.
Can you believe Ryan liking this comment?
I actually think that's true, though.
There's no way these guys would get spread.
It feels like you're getting bait.
Now that I think about it, you're being baited.
Kind of.
Because yeah, you have a group chat with a bunch of different races and you're like, yeah, we all say this somehow. Can we make a lot of just like flood the zone with fake group chats? So we don't know what's what. I guess the problem is they have like the provenance where they're like, yeah, it's like. I mean, it was the guy from, it was the head of the New York Young Republicans who turned it over. Did you see him? Did you see what he looked like? I mean, I saw what all of them look like. They're all fat dorks. Every single one of them. Listen, I am almost 20 years out of college. So I don't. I don't.
remember exactly
I don't I'm not remember I'm not
tapped into who these people are
as much I have an idea
yeah but I'll tell you when I was in
school which maybe it's different because politics became
such a bigger thing but when I was in school
the guy that was in the young Democrats or the young
Republicans was biggest nerds on earth
not cool no hell no that was
wasn't swimming and tang no they weren't there was just like the one
chick around who probably just got ran through
by everybody real
real band camp vibes
you know yeah maybe yeah kind of
like that but yeah there was
these were not cool people I don't think these
like again they're cool in their scene I'm sure
in their but I don't know
yeah there's maybe different versions maybe things have changed
that's what I'm saying I can't comment on it
because like uh know what 20 year old
being Republican now is like kind of
transgressive I guess it's just a different
thing yeah so
I don't know but these guys are
and in New York there's like a rich
person element to it as well
where it's like in most places
there is like
oh this guy's really
in politics
in New York
it's kind of like
oh I go to these
you know
I hang out with these like
rich people
at these like rich social clubs
yeah exactly
and you're like
Trump was at Arthur
like you know
the one where I went to the after party
where I was hanging out
with George Santos
and Lauren Bober
suck them off yes or no
Santos
no
but I got hammered
and but they're like
Trump was there that night
I think Alex Stein hosted it
but they're like
Trump was there that night
so like you know
they kind of fancy
some gravitas.
Yeah,
they're like,
this is a big deal.
This is like big news.
Well,
they said everyone,
they said,
I love Hitler,
which, I mean,
I think that was,
some of them,
that was a joke.
Yeah,
some of it's out of context.
Yeah,
someone was like,
oh, you need to be more right wing.
You go,
well, I love Hitler.
Yes.
Yeah.
So some of it's like just dude group chats that,
you know,
people are,
uh,
don't understand.
Sure.
Some of them are like,
you know,
some of those some racist jokes.
You're right.
I feel bad even,
uh,
commenting on it because you're just like
yeah I mean listen if you're in charge of he who is
without sin sure yeah
exactly the first stone
not I
Ryan you want group chat karma where you start
fucking hell you start telling people
what they should be saying these young boys did nothing
wrong this is
this is our like Central Park 5
this is the white Central Park 5 right here
they live it's true
these young boys like nothing wrong
the lives have been ruined
and tarnished by Politico
all for some jokes and memes
Yeah
It's a real tragedy
I guess the
The narrative is that the like
They're just like
Yeah see they're what we told you they are
Yeah yeah see every Republican's racist
You are that one of the
And I think forever Republicans are always a little
Like we have to be extra careful
Because we got a like a flashlight
On us calling us racist
Yeah
If you want to be in public life
But there is this new version
Where they're just like
Yeah I mean it's a democracy
Go fuck yourself
I don't care
And I yeah look I do get
get that like if you're like some low level aid for some politician and you're in this thing they're
just like yeah it's like we got to fire you go call me at four years and maybe we can get you back in
the mix once the heat dies down yeah probably something like that's probably that kind of thing but
i'll tell you the way they talked about group chats is making me laugh because they do it in like
almost like horror movie tone they go where campaign talk and party gossip blurred into streams
of slurs and violent fantasies.
Violent fantasies.
Yeah, what were the violent fantasies?
I don't know.
Maybe they're just like, I want to punch someone.
I don't want to punch AOC on the face.
Fat Torda face.
I'll tell you what's definitely going to be happening.
It's an SVU episode where now they go all beat up a woman.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
They all get hyped up in their group chats,
then they go kill a black guy.
Yeah, yeah, let's find a black homeless woman
and lighter on fire.
Yeah.
On the subway.
SVU is going to have a field day with this, man.
Yeah, yeah.
Big time.
And, you know, it'll be like the rich parents
bailing them out.
Of course, the rich parents are going to.
You can't arrest my child.
You can't arrest my child.
I know the judge.
The judge had me off for a similar thing back in my day.
It's actually a right of passage to find someone lesser than you
and light them on fire.
Sure.
Me and Bryson used to go down to the,
we used to go down to the,
cat skills and murder homeless guys
biweekly. Sure. Hey man. Got to let off some
steam guns. Show your oats. Yeah, you've got to sew your oats. If you haven't
killed the homeless person, have you even lived?
So the way they talk about it, it's making me laugh. There is also an element of
that, I'll tell you where it was making me unsure. And this is where
I was saying, like, you know how I used to say with my girl? I'm like, I never
know if it's like, is this because you're young, I'm Canadian or I'm dumb or
you're done? Like a lot of times you're just like, you don't know that? Is that because
I'm fucking up from here?
Or is it because I'm too fucking old now?
You know what I mean?
Possibly.
There was a bit of that worked with this where I'm like, you know, historically you go,
there is a bit of like being super not racist is always like a elites thing.
And to some degree, I'm, I've always been somewhat of like a, you know, a city elite type.
Okay.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, whereas if I'm not working on a fucking loading dock.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Whereas like people on a loading dock, there's like, you know, and I have done stuff like that.
But the point is you're like, they talk more like that, you know what I am?
For sure.
Where that's how construction site, you know, right.
So then you go, uh, you'd have to know, like, are, is that what's going on here?
Or is this, you know, frat boy types that are, you know, out of control.
Like, I think this is more just like this stuff that became so forbidden that you were just like, it's, it's just edgy.
Message board.
This is message board.
Yeah.
This is like message board.
This is internet stuff happening in chat groups.
Yeah, for sure.
Where you're, and it's just like, yo, this is so like, edgy to do this because you.
you're like these are things you like can't say
even though they're pretty not crazy
things to have said 10 years ago
or 15 years ago you're just like
well it's going both ways because then they keep
finding Democrat people that are just like
I need another to Luigi Manjean
they have again it's just everybody goes
well that's not being racist I'm just glorifying
like a murderer and they go that's what's wrong
with that
okay we're just we're gonna have to agree to disagree
here we have our we all have our things okay
yeah there's nothing worse
than racial humor it's actually
the worst of the worst.
I like it.
I mean, I feel like I was thinking about it
because, like, but thinking,
like, Key and Peel and Chappelle,
like, it did really,
like, all those jokes that they would make,
like, really did, like, kind of,
was there, like, a release valve
for society where you're like,
it seemed like it cooled things down.
Well, sometimes it does,
sometimes it doesn't.
It can and it can't.
Sometimes there is people that aren't.
You ever heard, you know,
the people that are not particularly funny,
but they speak in office quotes?
Yeah.
There is a racist version of,
that where they're not particularly funny but they're like oh if i just say they're like ruth
the craziest thing sure uh yeah it's like it almost open mics it smells like humor uh looks like
humor but it's not quite humor that's someone's first week at an open mic you've seen that a million
times or some of the guy's just like i'm the edge lord guy so there's so there is a version of that
that in real life where you're just like uh it's like a replacement for humor where it's like
i'm not that funny but like i know how to like repeat things that kind of happen online you almost
speaking like online tropes
yeah and you're like oh to some degree yeah you get a reaction
but there are also funny people who do that
so there's all the things
all of the things happen yes
yeah see it's hard to just
I mean I'm not gonna stop
saying racist stuff in my group chat
I'm not gonna let them win this is literally
this is like letting the terrorists win at this point
you know what I've I start self-censoring
myself in group chats and I literally just let the
terrorist win yeah the terrorist 9-11 all over again
you might as well
well, join the capital offense.
Basically, I'm just like,
sweet home, Yerush,
Lyam.
Ba-da-do-do-do.
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That sucked. You know what I was kind of thinking?
So I actually listened
to that. I think it was Dan Carlin's
thing on American slavery
and slave trade and all this sort of stuff a while ago.
Yeah.
I was interesting to me the extent to which the constitution was sort of like used as the argument for, because I feel like a lot of people when they talk about America and they try to say, you know, it's kind of founded on racist documents.
And you're kind of like, well, but those quote unquote racist documents were the, a lot of times the reasons used for why this has to be stopped.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Sure.
So it's almost like they were like, no, it was founding on, you could say they were founding on not racist documents.
and then there was like some hypocrisy
in how they were
applying it and then yeah yeah so it's kind of interesting
I felt like that was interesting
and then also I was kind of thinking
in terms of
I don't even know at this point exactly
but I was thinking about like art you know
like if you have friends that are like
you know fucking Indian news you know or whatever
and you're kind of like is there fucking
you know there's obviously like some physical differences
in race and stuff like that right but you go
one thing that was interesting is because I've mostly
out of like most of my let's say like long term
girlfriends most haven't been white and I was thinking past two months race trader there was
zero past two months there's probably zero there was zero difference in them at all based on race
except for Latinos a little crazier you don't say yeah but none of the other ones that was
the other other things all of them are essentially once you get past like two months where it's like
okay this is sort of like this fake personality they put on how they actually react everything
is every person is exactly the same pretty normal so it's
kind of an argument that I'm making that I think the racial differences by people are are
what's the word for like overblown overblown yeah um except for the only one that was I was like
that is a pronounced as the Latinos are spicier yeah they're a little spicier I've never and you
could say it's cultural but I think it was in them yeah it's just in them it's all that spicy food
they eat yeah so there is certain things that races have that are like although the indians eat a lot
spicy food too though yeah I don't know if it's the spicy food
I mean, there's certainly differences.
I mean, just ride the New York City subway.
Yeah, but some of that, you could say it's cultural, right?
You could say, you could say a lot of that.
Like, if you're, you know, like I said, I always kind of notice that I'm like,
Toronto people have different races remind me more of me than people from other cities that are white.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right?
So then, and so if you look at, yeah, obviously there's not, like, there's not obviously nothing.
Like, they're different size of people, this and that.
But with girls specifically, I go whenever past the,
like a certain thing,
I feel like all the differences wash away
except for Latinos being spicy.
Honestly, that's my, that's my,
if I was to write a report on this, and I was
being honest to myself, those are the
only ones that after three months you go,
there's something going on here. That's my
there's some anthropological
study to be continued
on this. We haven't,
this isn't settled.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't, I'm trying to think.
Because even little things, like I always say Indian
chicks are kind of like liberal
white chicks, but more aggressive
because they don't have the guilt.
It's like, you know what I mean?
It's like if you gave white chicks,
like a pass to be more aggressive.
Yeah.
It's a bit what they, but again, once you get,
like none of that shit,
if you're in a relationship with someone,
after like three, four months,
none of that shit flies.
No.
Someone being like, whatever,
whatever bullshit you're bringing out there,
you know, it doesn't fly in here.
So you have to shed all that stuff.
Like, if you ever had a girl that was like,
well, that's because you're whiteer.
Like, if you'd be like, excuse,
like, what the fuck did you just say?
Like, no, you don't,
whatever
differences you think these people
have out on the streets
due to whatever societal factors
that ends in this door
both ways
you know what I mean
we're not having political debates like this here
there was probably
there was probably some guy right now
that like you know
take a place like India where they have the high caste systems
or whatever right
peak caste
okay in the peak of that
there's probably a guy from the highest caste system
in his house getting just bitched around
by the lowest caste system
and it was like, but I'm a, but I'm a Brahmin, you're an untouchable.
Yeah.
You can't talk to me.
Not in, not behind these, once you get into confines of relationship, all that shit
melts away and it was just like, no, this is mono, a motto, two people in a cage.
Put your fucking dukes up.
Put your dukes up.
One leaves.
So I feel like all the social stuff kind of melts away.
Yeah.
After a while in that.
I only dated white chicks.
Yeah, seriously?
No, you did Jewish chicks too.
looks pretty white to me
that's true
we check the fucking uh paint chips
only eh
no i did it one philipino
i remember that
um that was dating used fairly loosely
yeah well no actual girlfriends
no only whites
i care about bloodlines right
care about blood lines you want your
care about blood libel
yeah yeah
only loosely dated none
you know i did it do that
no i didn't really date any black chicks
I like
your choice
are theirs
do you think
I don't know
it's just kind of
they're just
mostly just hookups
those were actually
all the black chicks
ever been with
just like random
Tinder hookups
yeah and then
in the morning
it was just like
Danny
Laquisha
like we both
just know like
obviously we're not
oh yeah
I mean obviously
we're not
dude I actually
remember one of them
is like I met her
in like a Tobacco
she was like a
she was like a teacher
at some college
and then I met her
and then I remember
on the day
she's like
What's my name?
First date.
I go, I don't know.
You didn't guess?
You didn't take your guess?
It's still spats.
It was one of those names where you're like,
this could be pronounced 400 different ways right now.
It was one of those names.
Takuishua.
No, I was like, I think her name was,
I can't remember Ayana or some shit,
but it was spelled weird.
And I go, I don't know.
I'm like, is this a deal breaker?
I don't know.
No, you pull out the platinum card and you go,
what's this?
Oh, look over here.
yeah but i remember that was kind of awkward first day she goes what's my name i go
it is actually i mean you you especially like uh as you you know probably past 35 yeah
on a date with like a actual kind of like hood black chick is a steve martin movie it's i mean
it's actually a comedy premise at that point yeah i don't see how that would ever happen
and then she tries to spruce you up and give you some more character yeah i'm like i got fucking
Jordan's on.
Yeah, the montage of her
giving you the black girlfriend a fact.
She's doing my fucking braids on the stoop.
I got a blunt hang out of my mouth.
It's a comedy premise.
You're showing how to do her taxes properly.
You go hang out and you're like,
oh, you're just grab some drinks.
You're just like, white claw, I go,
Ah, Hennessy?
Actually, Hennessy.
Can we get some henny?
Grape drink.
Yeah, it's just you guys.
Yeah.
That's the montage of you showing her
how to do her resume.
I'm doing her taxes.
No, it's La Cuisian.
You type out, Lisa.
Watch the interviews pour in.
You wink at her.
Just our secret.
Yeah, then she's teaching you how to dance.
So it's just a full-on montage.
She's teaching you out a soldier boy.
Sure.
And you,
Superman, that's it.
It's Jew.
Superman now ho.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
So that, yeah, picturing you with anyonehood is an actual comedy.
Yeah.
Yeah, they weren't, these, these were not hood black girls for, by any stretch.
No.
They were, they were pretty, pretty Canadian.
The fuck you is!
That would be a tough one, I don't know.
They'd have to be really hot for me to be like, uh, to like that or tolerate it, I think.
I don't know, I don't know, sort of like fake.
No, I'm, I'm, you never see the Larry David episode?
Yeah, of course, yeah, yeah.
You know, where he goes to the, with, hangs out with the black family and goes to the movies and he yells, that's me, right?
Yeah, yeah, so I'm actually pretty matched with, like, a yelly black girl.
Right.
I'm surprised you're never going to say
Fuck you is
Fuck you want
I mean for somebody who loves movies
I always say this
Well have why haven't you been up in Harlem
I don't live there
I don't know
I'm going fucking taking an hour train
To go see a movie
So I can yell
You can even drive
You can yell with the rest of your people
I'll yell what I want
These Brooklyn bitches are going to say shit
Storm out crying
These fucking Brooklyn bitches can't say shit dude
Yeah
You can literally be up in Harlem
Me like someone top off my honey
Four bottles come out
I actually would be with the boys up there man
That's what you don't realize
I know.
Then I see you up there
loan sharking.
Oh, Ryan.
What are you doing up here?
So
it's not,
that sort of concludes
the Israel part,
but this is somehow related.
I will say,
you know what?
My last point is
and I will be happy
to not see Netanyahu anymore.
Like if I can,
that guy slowly phases out
of my fucking life.
Because like he actually,
and this isn't even that political
from a personal perspective
when he was out there
every time he kept saying
that we're doing this for America
like they're trying to kill us
but they're trying to kill you
that was like maybe the most thing
that like rubbed me the wrong way
out of anything.
It reminded me it was like
Yeah I don't feel any safer.
It was it was your girlfriend saying
that I'm doing this for you
and it was something you actually
you're just like shut up
yeah for sure
stop.
Yeah that was like she's like
you're just trying to get money right now
yeah and they go no it's actually good
I mean that was the most like
just the obvious thing where he's like yeah i need your help and money so i'm doing this for you
yeah isn't that infuriating someone asking you a favor and then trying to spin it like they're
doing you a favor yeah yeah that was infuri that that actually like rubbed me the wrong way in
actual way more than anything else yeah well he you're not gonna see him around these parts
because i'm pretty sure he has an arrest warrant in new york city and zoron's gonna
win and then arrest him like to see those two slap fight oh yeah i think zorn would get
fucking manhandle like a little bitch yeah can't even bench press on
small did yeah yeah he's a little guy but r fk junior has accused of has been accused of anti-semitism
over claims that early circumcisions lead to autism and his argument is that basically they give
him Tylenol it's basically back to the Tylenol right yeah and which we had our fun with the
Tylenol stuff we already had our fun with the Tylenol stuff but there is so this circumcision
conversation has been slowly gaining steam and i think part of it started with women uh you know
women positivity and stuff like that and then there's guys being like you know
uncircumcised positivity and then guys being like why positive and you do you just start
thinking at a certain point like why do we do that mm you know what I mean yeah and there is a
argument to be made where you're just like well now it becomes one of those things you're like
well everyone else does it so you know I don't want my kid to have a dick that's different from
everyone else is like oh I'm just going to go with the flow on this but if you actually break it
down you're just like there is a good argument to be made that this is wild and it's
kind of like uh i mean for sure especially when you're like female circumcision you go that's that's
like barbaric and you go male circumcision you go super normal yeah and then on top of that there
is um that you know with with capital punishment one of the they're circumcising them now
they're circumcising them first oh man it's getting out of hand well one of the best arguments for capital
punishment which is the most reasonable is that they do not have a hundred percent accuracy
rating yeah so you know oftentimes they were going to kill a guy and then 10 years later
new evidence comes out and he was...
Oh yeah, they make some mistakes.
You guarantee they're going to make some mistakes.
But that is good enough reason alone.
Well, good enough reason for this would be
every couple thousand dicks,
they've mangled one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, and you're playing it.
I mean, is there anything worse to be playing with?
Then you do, you know, every
3,000 babies, the officer came in a little,
the doctor came in a little hungover and then did damage
and now your kid doesn't have a dick.
Yeah, or he's got a fucked up one.
Yeah, I mean, it is bizarre.
Yeah, and then now this Tylenol thing,
which I don't think the Tylenol thing is stuck at all.
It is one of those things where they're like,
they're doing so much shit where they're like,
they're just had the press conference one day.
You go, all right.
Yeah, yeah, just kind of moved on.
Yeah, whatever.
Okay.
Noted.
Okay.
Are you going to take Tylenol?
Yeah.
Still taking Tylenolina all.
But the reason I even, I felt kind of similar to you,
where there wasn't a lot to talk about about this.
and maybe I wouldn't have brought it up.
But this conversation's been bubbling.
And we've actually had people send us this,
and we actually did an article.
Yeah, we covered it.
We didn't know.
We did, not the Reddits.
We did an article.
Yeah, we did an article,
but remember I was on the website,
finding all these,
the contraptions or whatever.
Right, yeah, I do remember.
Yeah, yeah, I was like on the website.
So we did, I don't know if that was on our Patreon or not,
but we didn't.
It could have been on the Patreon.
We didn't article a while ago
where they were talking about the world
of all these guys that are,
uh,
restoring their foreskin.
For skin restores. And then there's an
entire Reddit thread,
foreskin restoration, and it's
really becoming a whole thing.
Oh, it's a thing. And the movement is growing.
There's a real cottage industry around this.
Yeah, and yeah, you're right.
We were on Amazon and we were looking up. You buy these
weights essentially. You close pin them.
It's all, dude, there's all sorts of them.
Stretches your skin out. I guess it stretches your skin
out the way that, you know, people do with their ears.
Yeah, yeah. And some of the name
of them are hilarious the bullet ball stretcher
why is he stretching your balls
well I guess some people want oh this was I don't want to go too far ahead but
well no you can go ahead with that one yeah well this one is a stealth retainer and so
some people are like uh they want to stretch the balls too
I don't know if this just falls into like garden variety body modification
like if they're that type no because it's it's almost an act it's got an activist
slant right this whole um reddit thread has a you know we've been stolen from
yeah yeah well this but the ball's thing is
is they didn't touch the balls.
I do not get why some of the guys are.
But here's the post is,
hey guys,
this does sound very aggressive and eager,
but I just got a bullet ball stretcher.
I've been wanting the boys to hang lower.
And I also ordered a stealth retainer to give it a shot.
Is it possible to do both ball stretching
and foreskin restoration?
If anyone's tried both,
I'd love to hear about your experience.
Is this just a when in Rome situation?
I guess you're just like, yeah,
I don't know.
You bring in your car and they go,
you need new brakes.
You go, yeah,
throw some new tires on.
Someone goes in for a new tire.
If someone goes in for a nose job, they leave with Botox,
they, you know, why don't we get the chin while we're at it?
You know, I could use bigger tits.
And then before you know it, you look like Mickey Rourke.
But that I didn't get where these guys started in being, I want to circumcise,
I want to get my foreskin back and then halfway through just being like,
while I'm in town, let's get the ball.
Yeah, let's get the ball stretched out.
Because I have, you know, I have my condition.
You have a condition, yeah.
But the balls hang low because I had the...
Do your time.
I had the ball issue.
The balls hang low.
And I had the stuff that fell from my stomach into the balls.
Yeah.
And then after that...
Some trash.
There's little bits of copper and stuff down there.
It's like a literal garbage in his balls.
It's like the bottom of a hamster's cage.
Some newspapers shreds.
Yeah, you know, just shredded newspapers and stuff.
Wood chippings and shredded newspapers, so they hang a little low.
So, yeah.
But it's negative because if you're flaccid, it makes your dick look like of a smaller nose because
Yep, not great.
But really, it's your ball.
And you're, if you're not there yet, you are going to be a fucking toilet water ball guy soon.
And you sometimes you're, I've had toilet water balls probably.
I mean, you're dude, your things are just going to be floating in there like booies in fucking 10 years.
But if we're good for teabagging, you don't even barely have to dip down.
Great for teabagging.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can be, Ryan's in a different room teabagging his girl.
Ryan's at the fridge just rifling through it.
at the same time
they're made for Tvec
so these guys are out of control
yeah now if they can
make the boys hang lower you think there's maybe some
something that you could do to make them
non-surgical probably not
because he's always advice on gravity's working
against you because this guy
does say in the car
to make him hang less yeah well I don't know because this
ball circumcision this guy in the comments
asks he says
I use are you using the stealth with ways
are just the retainer, I use 12 ounce
with the stealth. I use an ox
balls sling to hold my
nuts in place, so only shaft skin is
under tension. Outer skin is my limiting
factor. So there is
a sling that you can get.
I don't know, I don't know
if that would do anything. If anything, you could probably, like,
it's like hair loss where you go, we can stop the
balls from sagging any further, but
we can't, can't bring them up.
The shop talk is incredible.
The shop talk's insane.
Yeah, I'm working on a 3.4.
names or like this guy's like I've been able to use my stainless 20 millimeter extended
peatiner and a knock ball squeeze as well it can be tricky to get the ball stretch around
sometimes but definitely doable a lot going on here I work at an office job so I'm spending
most of my weekdays sitting on my desk at home since I started my method is strength plus weight
at the office I've been wearing the stealth passively as a packer retainer I was also thinking
about adding a tugging strap to the stealth or positive
possibly use the dual tension device.
I think I've seen a Matador used with added way.
Dude, they have shop talk.
Yeah, the names of these things.
It's like the Cougar.
Yeah, I've been working the Matador.
I got a bit of a tugging strap attached to the stealth.
But you want to add some a little bit of weight to the stealth.
You know, the matador by itself can do the trick, but you want to add some stealth on there.
I mean, the question is because, like, one of the answers here, I use IRC Packers teaching high school.
So it's like, dude, the amount of people, like, you're just walking around interacting with people.
You don't know.
It could be anywhere.
And they're doing it.
just yeah it's like you they're among us right now could be someone in this room
and stretching other four literally anybody could just be like have the matador on and you don't
even know it man just fucking rocking the matador full speed isn't that fucking nuts crazy but yeah there's
an activist uh attitude in the group oh yeah yeah yeah that we were robbed this journal has helped
me track my progress daily and kept me motivated and this person is so
selling a journal on Etsy called
Skin Journey, and it's
$9.
Yeah.
And so he's monetizing his
forest skin restoration journey.
Monetize your passion.
Exactly.
They do a weekly Zoom meeting.
Yeah.
If you saw that one,
they go,
weekly men's restoration meetup,
which to me would be pretty funny
someone that's married with kids
and you come in,
your dad's in his just Zoom chat
and you're,
what's his fours for guys
that are stretching out of their forestkin?
He's like hang out in locker rooms
and they just see it uncutting and they go fuck the
what that's sick that is
it's a dream oh man
you on the matador
yeah
he goes what
he goes what are you on the pee tainer
or what are we working with here
is that beat tainer
he goes yo you know
if you're fucking natural
you can make that way bigger
you're like why would I want that
that's what you're working with
that's what you're working with that
it's funny
buddy I could get you so much
for skin you fit a second dick in there
yeah
the guy I'm on the website
of the stealth retainer
right now and the guy who invented it for whatever reason the photos of him just working on his
car with a shirt that says dick laboratories that's the name of his company is dick laboratories
god damn if you find out one of your buddies is doing like uh zoom calls about regrowing oh i mean this is
so here's the context for the car he says this guy's name is zach cardinal he goes i created
the peatainer our original foreskin retainer after being frustrated for you
years that I couldn't use any existing device
while at my job as a race car
mechanic. So these people are everywhere.
That's the zombie movie. Yeah.
Yeah, it's basically it.
And they literally look like if you've ever
needed to replace like a knob
on a kitchen, like a kitchen cabinet,
that's what they look like. It just looks like a kitchen cabinet knob.
Yeah. They just look like a literal look, looks like a kitchen cabin.
So it just goes on the top of your dick.
Yeah.
Send those pictures to Johnny
I'll send them over
So it just goes on the top of your dick
Yeah
And then
It has like a little
Like a female part
Where you can screw in
You scroll it to your foreskin
I guess
Maybe some elastics and stuff
And do you think for the podcast
For one of the bugmen
We should do a competition
Who can grow
The foreskin
The most
Yeah
10K on the Patreon
Actually that would be blast
For me for you eh
10K on the Patreon
Dude that would get you
kicked out of the synagogue
If you re-grew your foreskin, that's spitting in God's face.
Go do it again.
Or that makes you more committed because you're like, I got circumcised twice.
Yeah, exactly.
Dude, that's one of those things you keep going to the rabbi that does it with his mouth.
And you keep coming back and come up.
You're back again.
I just thought he did such a good job the first time.
You keep coming back to the guy every six months.
This thing is crazy, man.
Every six months, you come back to the moil.
Yeah, I guess you could just...
This is made for just, like, daily use.
The peatiner bulge.
Yeah.
Hey, guys, if you ever have any niche thing,
there's a real business you can make.
200 bucks for the stainless steel pitainer starter kit.
The weekly men's re-stery.
meeting says feeling curious about restoration or ready to recharge with support from others on the
same path you're invited for 2 p.m. Zoom gathering every Sunday join us so yeah and they just
it's just like a hundred guys being like hate being circumcised stinks um private messages asking for
photos this is a big problem with the reddit so a lot of gay dudes are coming in being you know
gay dudes just go do you not have access i mean that is a pretty depraved of a gay guy do you have to be
you can't like i'm in a fucking foreskin restoration for him just tricking dudes and to give me picks
of their dick you're like you go have sex with 10 guys right now what do you need to do this for
it's true it's not the best easier time there's easier ways right yeah well maybe he's like a
married in the closet gay guy that's the problem right that's possible how common is this
and people think it's acceptable i've had a few and i'm new user here but
I keep blocking them, and they just keep asking
outright, no intro, just said,
any restoring progress, picks or vids?
Should we be reporting this
to the mods? So yeah, that's a
real problem in the foreskin restoration
subreddit. The creeps.
Creeps show up. One says,
worried that I'm causing damage. On this day,
10 of at least 10 plus
sessions a day, and I have
a very worrying development.
On the side of my penis right now, under the
scar line, I have a point that's red, irritated,
and rough. It's going to be a rest day
for sure, but I worried I'm hurting myself.
So this guy's going too hard.
Yeah, he's going too hard.
Yeah, yeah.
He's tearing skin apart.
Hey, man, it's like, probably is one of those things where you just like, you got to go.
It's like the gym, you know, you just got to go slow and steady.
But just imagine your dick's like in rough shave.
It's all red and just like, at some, for what?
For what?
I mean, you just want to restore your glory.
This is the best one.
Buying my family's DTRs for Christmas.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Okay, I know this might sound funny.
My entire family is cut.
I thought about buying my dad, uncle, and cousin DT.
with a chris gripper what are your thoughts and plus i would have them open them while we're all
opening gifts we're all adults so thoughts imagine on christmas you're just like what is this
this is your wife begging you not to well like you're not even john can we do one event
without you making it about your foreskin regrowth but you're like you're not even uh like doing this
on the down low like you know the fan the whole family the kids are all around the christmas tree
christmas morning and like dad dad open yours and he's just
just like, what is this?
You know, you don't have foreskin?
He goes, I guess.
He goes, well, you will soon.
And he goes, what?
I don't have an issue with that.
I don't care.
He's like, I'm 70.
You imagine a 70 year old.
You're like, what do you care at this point?
Yeah, exactly, right?
Can you stop making everything about your foreskin restoration?
It's all just, it's not even the blood relative.
It's like your aunt's husband.
You're a father-in-law.
He goes, what?
I don't want this.
It's your aunt's husband.
Oh, goddamn.
Stealth retainer and ball stretching.
I think you read that one.
Motivation in the strangest places.
Have you guys listened to the band, Toole?
Check out their song, The Patient.
Really pay attention to the lyrics.
I think, so he thinks that Tool is putting code in there
about foreskin stretching.
Okay.
A groan of tedium escapes me,
startling the fearful.
Is this a test?
It has to be.
Otherwise, I can't go on, draining patience,
drain vitality.
this paranoid paralyzed vampire acts like it's a little cold by the way i hate tool um and it's
not a not an argument that people like because i have a lot of friends that love tool yeah i've never
people that love tool yeah i said schism is like maybe there's a couple good songs that i don't mind
but in general i'm just like most boring fucking cock metal johnny agrees right never got into them
okay so i like them on manner on mr show oh yeah yeah that's good yeah that's cool that's true
So, yeah, it's like, there's like a coolness to them, but the actual music just seems like, you know, bra, uh, waded out, going to wait it out, wait it out, be patient. So this guy's listening to Tool, be patient while he's stretching his dick. Man, I'm really struggling. My girlfriend of 13 years and I have been fighting almost every night's, you don't accept me for who I am.
So they're sort of like affirming themselves because they're like, I see, I see. I.
I see myself as a man in the foreskin.
I mean, yeah, it's kind of like the trans thing.
I identify as a man with four skin.
I identify as a man with foreskin.
Yeah.
We've been fighting every night since I learned,
well, you're fucking 90% of your kitchen is, you know, your new contraptions.
Yeah.
It's just like stepping on them like it's a Lego.
Yeah, you have sex for once a week and you got to take off 90,000.
Just every fucking thing coming off.
Have a romantic night, put her on the bed.
I learned, I learn the full impact of my routine infant circumcision.
I do not know how to approach sex anymore while grieving what was done to my body.
So this guy says he can't have sex because he's still mourning the loss of the fact that he was circumcised when he was a kid.
Looking at my intimacy through this new lens is probably healthy in the long run.
I don't think so.
but right now it's tearing me apart
she wants the old me back
and I don't
so she's kind of like let me suck your dick
and he's like if you can call it
yeah I go
is it even one
yeah
and I don't know how to explain
that he doesn't exist
so she says his wife wants the old me back
and she says I don't know how to explain my life
he's dead
exactly
he died
the uncircumcised
John died a long time ago
This is one of my favorite
Reddit groups in a while
My sexual identity
And the confidence I fought so hard to build
They've all been wiped out
Everything changed when I started grieving
The damage from my circumcision
This is dudes acting like chicks
Yeah, this is, I mean again
It's just being like this is
I mean, you're just like you don't have
You can have a lot going on
If this is just kind of
Your chief concern
That is true
This is someone that needs a better hobby
Yeah, there's way better off
You ever thought about a dollar
Dodgeball league.
Yeah,
Dodgeball league.
Football.
Some figurines.
Sports.
I took a hard look at my life and everything clicked fast.
Now I don't even know where I stand sexually.
I wonder if I'll ever have a sexual experience ever again.
I have always been.
So why he's mad that he won't have sex because he's just like,
well,
I'm having sex with someone else's penis.
Right.
My penis was robbed for me.
My penis was kings.
My penis was kings.
My old penis was.
was a king before it was robbed robbed do you think he's doing like slave hymns a bit his penis
oh i mean it's his whole identity it's probably he's putting on like a local production of
some fucking stolen for my penis it's just like a one-man show in the heart of my underwear
it's got a whole like suit on like a penis suit oh yeah he's wearing a penis suit oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
It's like maybe one of the worst one-man shows that's ever been produced.
Just a guy with the spotlight, mourning his penis.
Stolen for my penis.
In the heart of my underpants.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
Yeah, man.
I've always been self-depreciating and anxious, usually needing alcohol or weed to get comfortable.
Maybe I have only ever experienced.
the idea of sex
disassociated instead of the real thing
you know what this guy is the type of guy that goes
on the Portland nude bike ride for sure
oh yeah it has to be
these are
these are weird folks man
weird folks on the naked
Portland bike ride right now
which is
you know how the
did you I don't know if you saw that
but they have 600 people
yeah yeah I do not get
stop deportations
the naked bike ride
well that's what they thought they were down
I mean that being said
I've made the art
argument that tits
do not help the cause because
people, uh, you go,
oh, if we, if you don't stop
polluting, we're going to show you more tits.
Yeah, just throw my trash right at them.
Dicks? Okay, you're, you're actually
kind of holding me hostage right now. Yeah, you're like
calling your local congressperson being like, me need to shut this down.
If someone says, if you don't stop doing this, you're going to be
seeing dicks of old gross Portland men every single day.
You might get my, that might just be Portland.
You go, this is, like,
than people would be like, yeah, it's scary.
Well, this is what you're going to find out.
You go, see that a piece a million times.
And on top of that, you're just like, uh, but you guys did a naked bike ride last month.
Yeah.
What were you protesting?
Then you go, well, that one was personal.
You go, but you did one every month.
And you go, yeah, but this one's for that.
You go, okay, so this is just a thing you do then.
Yeah.
So I'm kind of kidding, but I think there is something to be said about a bunch of grown men naked
is actually probably more of a deterrent.
Oh, I think so.
Than a bunch of young protesters.
Yeah.
So fucking Trump sends in the National Guard to Portland.
I would hate to be the National Guard.
Yeah, but those dudes are getting their heads cracked open.
It's a bad day to be a National Guard, man.
Yeah, they're just like, ugh.
See that thing where they deployed the National Guards to Chicago or whatever,
and they're all fat?
After a heck's asshole thing.
You didn't see that photo of the Fat National Guard?
No, that's funny.
They were like, literally they're like, we're deploying, I'll send it to Johnny.
This was the photo of deploying the National Guard.
Ugh, stupid fucking ad blocker
Enough
Yeah, we're
Anyways, oh, here it is
Texas, they're like
Big boys, man
You could tell they're not active
Yeah, yeah, yeah, like
That's the B team
Yeah, yeah, that's the fucking D team
That's it looks like they got the
Hegseth was like furious
He saw that, he goes, these guys are out
That's they got the soup chef to fucking come down
And add a couple extra bodies
Yeah, and we'll talk about that more on the Patreon
At that time
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