The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Cornell Frat Bro Attempts to Pull Uno Reverse Card & The Internet Mobs the Wrong Asian

Episode Date: October 9, 2026

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Yellow, police like to make a report of some props on our table that have just been added at the Boyscast studio for the audio listeners. I'm holding the phone right now, Situation Room style. And I would like to say that my culture is not your props, Ryan. Holding a calculator. The boys. The boys cast. The last. The dudes.

Prepare your sons for boys' cast. The pros. Just the voice cast. The holy. Just the voice cast. The dude. The boys cast is turning into The Simpsons because last episode, right, we were talking about the execution, first to all female team. The moment before, the minute we stopped filming, probably like 10 minutes later, it was just like, the first botched execution.

As predicted by myself. Yeah, Danny Bull has some serious alpha on this podcast. Head on over to Calci. Fucking, you can make some predictions, make some money. Yeah, yeah. And that's unpaid right there. That's Danny on his doll. Yeah, this is, yeah. Exactly. This is not a sponsor and it's also a free. It's also not financial advice. It's also financial advice, but we don't put that behind the paywall.

That's on the main episode. That's a huge. He checked being like, how did you, how are you a millionaire? You go, oh, I kind of bet that they would botch the first all female execution ever that's ever happened. I figured they go over one. You know what I was thinking? I was thinking the executioners were doing witch spells. That's what they're just like, they go, you're going to do the traditional methods?

Like, no, we have like our own thing. We put like a lot of hexes on her. She should be dead by now. I am actually concerned that like the woo-woo women will essentially be like this is the new like Jesus Christ. Oh, we, oh. You know, like this is like she's going to start a new religion. Like she was unfairly tried. She came back to life.

Yeah. They tried to kill her twice. That was two botches. I've seen a lot of people on the internet being like, hasn't she been through enough? Well, that's the crazy thing. So she, two botched executions. They gave her the drugs twice. didn't work.

What happened is they don't hit the vein, so they're just putting the poison into her, like, arm. I guess. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, I guess that's what happened. I actually haven't heard an ex- because they had another botched execution in Tennessee earlier this year where they couldn't find the vein,

but they were like, we can't find the vein. Well, I think what they're doing is basically they were doing three stooges style execution. So the person comes and he's like, we're going to do finger in the eyes, and then she puts her hand up and blocks. And then basically they go, they go, and then we'll do like a knockout

punch, but they wind up for too long and then she gets her to the way. The too long, too long of a windup and then by the time they hit it, she's gone. Yeah, she's gone. But she's, she's conscious. She's currently conscious. Yeah, yeah, she just got up. So she literally like beat it. Well, yeah, she's waking up and being like, my plan worked of asking for an all female

execution. Exactly. Yeah. The plan worked. Got that all female execution squad. I don't think they can execute her again. Like, I think it's actually the Eighth Amendment, like cruel and unusual punishment. Like they actually, I don't think legally can do it.

this again. It's so crazy how crappy they are killing someone. The government, it's the the DMV of killing. You're like, yo, yeah, like grab a fucking pillow. What are we doing here? Yeah, yeah. It's a man's world. It's a man's job to kill a woman. Grab a pillow. Fucking get it over with, but I don't. Execution by pillow. Like, Christina Pike's the first ever death row inmate to survive lethal injection, uh, experts say. I don't know. I need an expert for that fact, but, Christina Pike became the first. Yeah, and then the second one is, here's the more important.

Oh, finish your point first, I'll tell you. Well, I just like, she's going back to jail, assuming she doesn't just like randomly, you know, her condition turns and she dies. So I think she's just getting to serve out the rest of her natural life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And dude, the letters pouring in, who, who. Yeah, you are a god.

You're basically a god. Hey, um, how's levitating? Because I'm sure you, I'm sure. I assume you're levitating right now, but. Oh, man. Could you put a spell on me and my husband? There's going to be people like visiting her in prison just to like, you know, touch her hand. Deathlight Pillow is hilarious.

Get some of that aura off of her. For sure. Well, do you know whose fault it was? This is a slate article. Christina Pike's botched execution is a travesty. Blame the Supreme Court's mega majority. It's a Supreme Court for the botch. It's not, they're not blaming the Supreme Court for having the capital punishment.

You name it. It's Supreme Court. It's the Supreme Court. I believe there are a couple or a few ladies on there. It's the six guys. Obviously, it's not the lady this is. Yeah, it's obviously the six guys. The one black guy that people don't like.

Yeah, yeah, Clarence Thomas. Obviously is Clarence Thomas's fault. Not too much of his fault. Witnesses reported complaining that her arm hurt later appearing unconscious or semi-conscious making loud snoring breathing, snoring. So they're trying to kill her and she's going, Shh. Is that all you got?

Oh, you guys are doing it right now? All right, have fun. Shh. She's making her. Norring doors. Roughly an hour. That's all you got. Are I'm supposed to be dead now?

Was that supposed to kill me? I'm a little tired. The one girl's still winding up the big punch. Oh, those shit must have been panicking too. I think she must have been fall blown panic mode. She's not dying. Yeah, yeah, that's fucking hilarious anyways. Amazing outcome.

All we really have to say about that is. Wild it is. Ladies, O for one in the public execution game, currently batting zero. Well below the Mendoza line. That one I couldn't find if it was the first ever all-female execution team.

I don't know if that's true. But they said they couldn't find any on record, but I couldn't get a confirmation. Yeah, I couldn't get a confirmation either. The only logical thing you can think is maybe they've pulled one out in Russia at some point, maybe. But like, think about most countries.

Most countries don't even have capital punishment. Yeah. And then the ones that do are like mostly pretty based countries that are like, this is like a man's job. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see what you're saying. Yeah. You're not doing,

you're not having like a Finland execution squad. Exactly. So logically, it probably is in the history of the world, the first all female execution team. And they are oh for one. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, and the worst part to it. Maybe they are trying to botch it to make their point of like, yeah, that's what happens. You should have execution. No, I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. Yeah. The problem is the girl bosses are like, we got to let him try it again and there's some poor guy being like, what? He's like, no, no, no, we're doing firing squad. You can behead me. I'm not doing this. They're kind of making it really bad.

Danny's been sort of in his brat era lately too with the Cornell stuff. Well, Danny's been doing these videos on YouTube on his channel that actually been like doing really well, explaining stuff to normal people. But you are sort of in your brat area, pushing the buttons back. to kind of how we were when we were in Toronto. That was so funny. Because you coming out, like, day two with like a hot, spicy Cornell take? That wasn't spicy. That was the thing. I actually thought about that for two days. And because people were like, you got to do a Cornell one. And I was like, yeah, I'm good on that.

Right. I was like, I'm good. You were going to miss you with that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I'm good. I don't think the upside of this is really that good. And then I just had one flyer to set her article post. Yeah. Exactly. I was like, this is too delicate of a situation. So I was like, I'm good. just minimal upside. It's just, yeah, that's really, you know, thinking of probabilistically. You're just like, there's so little upside to this. And then I was like, oh, okay, I think I figured out a way. I thought about it for like two days. I'm like, okay, I think I figured out a way where yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, I figured out a way where I'm like, and honestly, it kind of

worked. There obviously were some, some women who are like mad in my Instagram comments, but for the most part, I had more women who were like, that was good versus. Okay, so, but you were in your broad era a little bit. Yeah, I was a little poking the barrel a little bit. Well, the, Okay, so obviously everyone knows all about it. But just starting today, what the big news in the last, like, you know, 48 hours has been the Cornell 7 frat bro. Is the case? Well, yeah, he's basically trying to pull the Uno Reverso. Good luck, man.

Good. Good. Have fun. Mm-hmm. I'm pretty with you that I think that you know Reverso is not going to be. Like, I hope that was a, like, you consulted with a high power team of lawyers. The school didn't care that he's a sex assault survivor. I'm sorry to make light of sex assault survivors, especially when they're men, but you're like, good.

I know, I understand the logical thread where he's, he's trying to be like, you know, because these are 20 year olds who were like 12 when Me Too popped off, right? So they're, they've all been in like TikToks with their mom, where their mom like, you know, sets up the camera and like explains consent to them because their mom's like an influencer. Yeah. Like, they kind of lived through that era. So they know all about this. And logically, they're probably like, we did get consent. And then they're like, well, I was hammered too. So actually, you raped me.

And you're like, yeah, nice try, man. I know what you're getting at. I know what you're trying. I am John Doe. Do you think the guys make the everyone starts doing the I am John Doe. They're like, oh, no, the mother. You know the song. Oh, yeah.

I'm like, it's. And the thing, he goes, she's doing the bodybuilder pose. Uh-huh. He was like, yeah. And I was so past. out and drunk, which I guess he was at the one point. I was so passed out and drunk and then basically she was doing the bodybuilder pose.

Like the way he's describing, she was like, oh, what's some brother? He's describing as like, get on, get inside me, brother. Also, there's, I like, I unfortunately know way too much about this because I was trying to be accurate from my video. And like, they basically all go back and forth to like, I was so intoxicated.

I had no idea what was happening where it was. But anyways, exactly at 2.42 a.m. This happened. You're like, okay, how did you know that? Well, I've also kind of said that it's like, just in general with these, the arguments online always are insane because you have some mother just being like arguing the intro because he's like, no, well, she sucked off the first guy. And then the second guy was the ketamine off the dick.

But when the fifth man walked in with his dick out and you have like a mother having these like conversations is just so off-putting. Yeah. I mean, the new Me Too movement for. No, the third guy came in and he wanted anal. So obviously, and you're allowed to have this snort off the dick and you're just like, mom, stop this. Yeah, yeah.

Mom, stop being an influencer. Yeah, we don't need this influence. Maybe we, can you stay away from this one? You're getting too intricate. Your mom's just like in the corner of the thing doing research comes out like, I've got it. So if you are snorting, can I mean off the dick? And then this one, this and you're just like, yeah, it's like a lot. It is a lot.

Yeah. I mean, the new movement should include for men, you go, you know, just FYI, there is no such thing as free pussy. And I would go as far as say the cheaper the pussy, the more in danger you are. The closer you get to, like if you were to graph it out, the closer you get into the nominal price of zero, the

more risk there is. Do you know what I've been saying? The most expensive pussy, least risky. And then it's just like a straight line, you know, and then it's just as you get to zero, it's just more dangerous. No free lunches. There's no free lunches. Like $1 pussy, highly risky.

That's actually pretty true. It's true, right? It's like zero posy. Most risky. If you're on the streets, freest pussy, most risky. One dollar is like the probably close, potentially more risky, but around. Let me give you a, $10,000 pussy, not risky. Here's the, well, actually, no, this is what I'm saying. Once you cross the marriage, yeah, but once you you cross the marriage, like there's like a married line that's just like a hard married line, demarcate. And once you cross that, then the 10,000.

But I think there's also the graph sort of does like a steep up because you go, the type of woman that's trying to roll you for like 20 grand is also going to going to roll you for a million. Yes, once you're married to her. Well, maybe not because this is someone that's like, for someone that's like in the $500 range. Yeah. Maybe she's like, maybe we can like, me and my pimp can come and roll this guy for like four grand. With a girl that's like, you know, in the 20 grand, she's, she's used to big amounts of money. She's around real wealth. She was like, maybe I can roll this guy for two mill. Yeah. Yeah. My formula needs some tweaking. No, no, no, it's the formula, like the gay formula where at six, three, it starts

getting gayer again. Because you are right, the freest is the most, at least risky, but then you're like, if you just paid $2 million for pussy, that might be riskier. That might also be risky, yeah. It's just, yeah, yeah, the risk tops out. Well, I feel like those, you know, those, uh, like fucking sheiks or whatever who are flying in these chicks for tons of money. Like, I feel like that's actually low, low risk because of the price paid. But I think once you get married, you, you have introduced unlimited risk essentially. Right, right, right. It's parabolic.

Yeah, it's parabolic. Exactly. So you've, you've, but it's like, it's at that line on the, the chart where it's the, past the marriage.

Yeah. Do you know how this whole thing could have been avoided, by the way, and I've been saying this forever. And I've probably said, you've heard me say this, is that any time, if you're having an orgy

with a group of people, it's me, seven chicks. I, that's my tried and tested method. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, that's, I've been saying that.

been doing it. Nobody will believe these hoes if they're like, wait, there's seven of you and you all got it? I've been saying that for, you know, these guys are out here, they're like, oh, maybe I'll have a reason with two chicks. Maybe me and my boy, I go, or if it's you and six of your boys, just ditch the chick. No, if it's, it's me and seven guys or seven women. Those are the only two options. Those are the only two options, yeah. I just, I just love the idea of like, you're the low-key, humble bragging, be like, this is for me, why I've been saying, or all orgies, like, for me the other day, I had a low-risk situation. There was one woman there, and I was like, you know what, I need some witnesses.

So can you bring six of your friends over? She came over with six of her friends. They all sucked me off. Bingo bingo. You're getting perped walk. You're just like fucking smiling the whole time. It's like the most positive perp walk of all time. I say that to any woman I've ever had sex with.

I go, I'd like you to have one of your friends here just to make sure everything's kosher. And if she could bring a friend, then I'm here to bring a friend. Also bring a friend. Beach, I need seven chicks here. Yeah, we need seven chicks here right now. ASAP just to make sure nothing bad goes down. It's my tried and tested method. Yeah.

But these guys are like, oh, I want more men than women. I go, I'm a more chicks than guys. Yeah. I feel like, you know, I don't want to say I feel bad for these guys because that's maybe not the right thing. But they were definitely lied to during the whole Me Too era because I think in their minds, maybe near the tail end of this, like the tail end of this whole thing, like,

you know, the first two guys got. Easy Danny. Yeah, easy, buddy. Easy Big fella. The first two guys, I believe, got consent in the original three. some and I've kind of like investigated this so it's like the first two guys I think you're saying they're the real victim no I don't want to say that I don't want to say that but the first two guys it appears they got consent and I believe they believe they got consent right and even the next

two guys see you're this is what I'm talking about the tail end imagine your mom having this conversation yeah yeah the first two guys but isn't it something like just insane about it's the tail end it was it was when the whole like you know their message being like free pussy upstairs and then random guys start showing up you go yeah this is I can see how this is getting out of hand here, and this is not, this is not the original deal. You know what I mean?

But the notion that, like, the thing that's going around is you're like, oh, these seven guys, like gang, gang raped this girl. And you're like, that's not what happened.

It's like two of them, the first two, one started puking. The other one, like, couldn't get it up. They, like, basically were like, you know,

out of commission. Then two more guys showed up. And she consented to that. But then there's like, and then the other guys, which I'm just like, okay, I could see something criminal

for those three guys, the last three. But like this notion that there's just all seven of them together and they're all the same. You're saying separate it. Yeah, you got to separate it by like kind of tranches.

And this is that what you just described? That's a mother describing that to her four year old. There's so many women online. They're just like, how are you going to explain this to your like two year old? Yeah. What? Do you see,

I've seen a whole bunch of, I saw a woman post a video of her like explaining what happened to her two year old. Like, how are you supposed to explain the Cornell story to your three year old? Just like, excuse me? Yeah, except for, I feel like they were just like, yeah, they're explaining it. Like, these are all guilty men.

Why are you talking to your two-year-old about orgies? In any capacity. There's, yeah, that's got to make content, man. Everything's content. Everything is definitely content. When you're a content creator, everything's content. Yeah, there was a few people. There are also something with, with stuff like this, but also just like any argument in

general. Arguing is essentially for some people a career, but also for some people, like a hobby. And it has, it has gotten, like, muddy where people, you go,

no, you, arguing with people online, like, that is your hobby. And it's no different. And if you were, if you went to the bar and got drunk last night,

and you and your body, like, were arguing about, uh, anything, like the tax rate, the Cornell thing, sports.

You wouldn't leave being like, I made a difference tonight. Of course. And that, there's no, if you got into a screaming match with someone on the subway about that, you've done the,

exact same thing as if you had a screaming match with someone on Twitter with a bot. Yeah. Like that is really what it is. You're yelling at someone out of bar. It's no different. And people have to understand. You're like, this is such an emotional topic for a lot of people that... Right.

Reason is not defeating emotion. Well, also people have chat GPT. There's like gay best friend tell them they're right no matter what, which is an extra thing. Like right now, there is a big problem with everyone being like, you know, I can put down what I think and it'll tell me I'm right. So it's like, you go, yeah, I'm someone else. I know, might have made a good point. But the computer, the, you know, Zordon.

Yeah. Well, it depends which way. AI is GROC is just like, yeah, she raped them. Yeah. Base Grog. GROC's out here being like asking for it. GROC. Oh, GROC.

Jesus Christ. Easy. Also, think about how hard it is to change anyone's mind. Okay, think about how hard it is to change like your, your chick's mind. So you go, it took me three years. You go, it took three years to change the mind of someone who likes me. Yeah, yeah, yes, of course. Of course.

And you think you're going to change the mind of someone who hates you in an afternoon. Yeah, you're not. I mean, I even had that conversation when I checked where she was just like, you can't, she saw the video and she's like, you know, you got to be like careful. Yeah, to explain it to your two-year-old. Yeah, well, basically, she's like, you know, like you can't like, and then I explained what happened. She goes, oh, I didn't know any of the details.

I go, yeah. No one did. Yeah, no one did. I go, she goes, oh, okay, near the end of it seems like. kind of fucked up. That's kind of what I see when I feel like when people are arguing too. Because, you know, you forget that I'm pretty well-versed in this world since of my Dick Wolf watching.

Like people don't realize the extent to which I'm like a legal scholar as a result of my... Oh, damn. You know what? We're getting a law and order about this. I didn't even think about that. Yeah, for sure. Like next week. Next week. They're filming it as we speak.

For sure. Yeah, yeah. We're getting it. But I mean, obviously in real life and those that all of the different. options that happened because some people, everyone goes like this, they go, what you don't realize is this and this and this. And you go, yeah, that's the other side of the story. And then someone goes, what you don't realize is this and this and this. And they go, everyone describes like the one side of the story as like, I guess you didn't see this. Like every comment section is someone being like,

well, actually this and you go, yeah, that's the other side. Yeah, correct. And some of the, the worst stakes. What was the one I sense to the group? But like, even when you think about debating, when you think about people have debates, you go, okay, this argument here is like the three arguments here and here's a three arguments here and it's just everyone on internet being like hey here's my three arguments here's my three arguments and it's kind of like it's almost like watching a simulation or something you like you would see some people's arguments and literally be like wait is rape not a crime in this country like it's almost like they act like it's not a crime yeah yeah there's there's that's like not on the books any governments it's always doing that

yeah you're like oh yeah we should really make this a crime in this country but the AI thing too They're just like, we need to make, you know, there's a crime that if we kill everyone, you're like, you already can't do that. Yeah, you can't do that. Yeah, can't do that. You're right, though, the kind of governor of New York's coming out and being like, we have to change the laws to be this. Yeah, and you go, it's not a, well, I guess they, yeah, there's something, you know,

law about being if you're intoxicated, you can't consent. But then again, every guy is like, okay, well, then what if the guys are intoxicated? And like, you just, if you're a guy, you just have to understand. You're like, the system, you, in your mind, you're like, oh, yeah, everybody's equal. And you're like, no. it's going to be different for you. Just understand that. But for a guy versus a girl.

Guy versus a girl. Just understand that if you're like these kids who are trying to be like, no, she raped me actually. Good luck. Good fucking luck. Okay. This isn't, you're not in like contract litigation right now.

What's a guy that beat up his wife and she's like, she hit me first? Exactly. Exactly. You're like good luck with that. All right. You have to protect yourself. You have to operate. And guys should be taught this like with this whole me too thing where, you know,

women would never tell them like it's almost. like you need the dad to sit the sun down, like with the mom's like out of the room after she gave her fucking Me Too thing. And he's just like, look. You're rolling the dice. Yeah, you're rolling the dice. Like as much, don't listen to these chicks about like, yes,

get consent. Even still, you're not necessarily safe. Like that, you're like, you're kind of on your own. Anyways. Did you drop him off at college?

Pulls down the graph. Anyway, so the free pussy to, uh, risk ratio is, uh, you're here. You want to be like up here. If you get too far.

Dad, my friends are waiting. He's trying to fucking trice. This is important. Heard you kissed a girl at school today. Sit down. How much did that cost you? How would you pay for that?

Let me tell you how much this house we'd cost you. In this house we pay for pussy. Here, I'm going to give you $10. Don't let it happen again. Max is $500. Your minimum is $300. It's important to abide by both of those. You think your mom's cheap?

Look me in the eyes. Do you think your mom is cheap woman? Yeah. And that's why we have this roof over ahead. And I'm not living in Crowbar Motel, Corey. No. But guys literally, you need to tell, like, you know, men, you're like, if you think you're just going to play by the rules and then show up to Corey and be like,

hey, I played by the rules, you're like, yeah. These are your rules. Yeah, these are the rules I was told. And you go, yeah, well, there's actually different rules. It's kind of the equivalent of the, like, actually, they are racist against me, a white person. Yeah, like all this stuff. And you go, I look,

some guys I experienced racism, that's a white guy. And some guys have actually try it, yeah, have successfully sued for like anti-white

discrimination, but it's a small portion of them. And, you know, if you win, you're just like, wow, even your lawyer's like, can't believe we won that.

For sure. Yeah, goes, ooh, all right. Do you think when the lawyer, when they decided to do that,

the lawyer was just like, I mean, fuck it. Yeah, like, was he kind of like, fuck it, let's roll?

Like for the, The guy's lawyer, he's like, yeah, we're going to try the, she raped me law. Maybe. Maybe he's just like, that's our best defense. Maybe he's fucking incompetent. I have no idea. Well, I thought he, they're all suing the school, right? So he's just like, maybe we can get some money this way.

I got to big part of it. The guys are suing the school now? Are they not? Wouldn't that be the next logical thing? Potentially, I don't think they are. Like, don't forget, no one's going to jail. This is all about, like, who gets what money from the school. This is a civil.

This is all about, like, who gets what? She's getting legit. Like, first off, she has a lawyer who's like an Epstein lawyer. By the way, Michael Tracy literally starts me to 2.0. I've followed the Michael Tracy stuff. I saw him post like a few things.

Basically, he's on Pierce Morgan. He's on Pierce Morgan, but he just went and like, you know, he's like, this is a matter of like public record. So she should not be able to accuse

these seven people where they're all named with her being anonymous. He started the whole like, I am Jane Doe thing. So he's like, we need to know the name of Jane Doe. And he's just getting, like nonstop death threats

like gnaws up they were calling they were like calling up they found the home that his like childhood home and they were like harassing the people who like currently own it because they like think he parents

there's been a lot of that going on a lot of that a lot of that so the internet detectives have not been on she's getting paid like she has like some lawyer working on contingency who only gets paid if she gets paid she's got you know Cornell has like a 11 billion dollars

Cornell is going to back up the Brinks truck probably. Backing up the truck. Oh yeah. House of pleasure. Backing up the truck. For those guys? We should Mitch, we get the button. House of pain. We should have the button on our tickets. The button needs to be on the table.

This gets used too much. Yeah, the button, the button's made it to the table. Thanks, Gilly. We need the button plugged in. This is enough to enough. Anyways, we have the big red button on our table. House of pleasure. House of pleasure. She's getting $10 million minimum.

You know what? There's probably the wildest thing. Not the wildest thing, but the funny part about the videos. Probably the best is kind of like the hiclib that's just like, you know, posting, it'll be in his car and it was just like, oh, I know. Fucking, if you give me three minutes with these guys. Give me seven hours with them.

Yeah, yeah. The guy, it'll just be like a video of a guy. kind of looking, you know, he's trying to look sexy and he's just like, if you had me there, that'd be your fucking problem. I do, yeah, that's. There's a lot of those. I know, I know. That was well in the Algo.

I was kind of laughing the idea of, we were saying, I think me, Eric and JJ were in California and we're just like, oh, we'll fucking give you a hundred bucks to post a video like that where you just mean like, if you add them with me, it wouldn't happen. And then slowly your dates fade onto the screen. like your like you're, like, just fucking.

Yeah. Just the Patreon. Like, all the shit you're promoting. Patreon. Yeah, like, Patreon.

The, what's the casino? Angry Birds. Patreon Angry Birds. Like every fucking. There is nothing. There's nothing that pisses me off more.

And if I had five minutes with those, as soon as I'm done, his rain bet as soon as I'm done this one let me play a quick hand of blackjack as soon as I'm done this quick hand of blackjack they would be that would be funny that would make people fucking mental mental there's gonna be fucking hell to pay as soon as I finish this one hand of blackjack on rain bit bust is what I'm gonna do their heads of my fucking heads yeah those ones are nuts

one of the original things that probably like obviously there's memes going like crazy but one of the ones that was basically saying the one guy like his thing is he was he was like came in like passed out drunk and then came and he was just like could I could I join and they were like no and then he like left

like a McDonald's yeah that guy and then like seven years later it's like everyone's coming up to him with videos and he's a rapist and there's people are saying that's bad luck Brian he's getting bad luck bryan yeah i mean he literally was the guy where he was just like there people are he's like oh i heard there's free pussy upstairs may i join me in the go no yeah hit the bricks pal and then he did hit the bricks yeah he just left he goes okay all right all right

well that looks looks pretty good all right no looks like you guys having fun of good time can have have some ketamine at least fuck off go fucking beat it whoever provided them with that ketamine is fucking stressed out right now. Oh yeah. If I know anything, if I know anything, they're finding the guy, even though like nobody died from ketamine or anything, they're finding that guy too. Right.

That guy's having a guy if he's smart, is just in Mexico. Hitting the bricks because they're coming after that guy for sure. For sure. Yeah. And, um, okay. I had a, this is you said of this earlier.

Do you think they have an Indian? style judge. By the way, it is one of the craziest things when you see this stuff like this in India and then they go, the sentences, the guys have to marry her. Yeah, yeah. Get an Indian judge. This is all seven men have to marry. Yeah, that's biblical shit. That's like, uh, that's literally like biblical stuff. That used to be the punishment for, I used to do a joke about it. It used to be the punishment. If you raped a woman, you had to basically like pay her bride price and marry her. Or you rape it, you buy it law. Nuts. That's so crazy. So the other one that was like, insane was the Asian guy, people have been, you know, again, so all of these people,

they've been finding the wrong guy right and left. This is what they did with the idol murder, by the way. In these women's defense, all Asian people look the same. That's, dude, how do you, getting that wrong where you just pick a different Asian guy and start rooting his life. And I don't even think he had the last name. I think it was like the initial. So they just saw like Winston Lee.

Oh, was it Winston Lee? because I thought there was like there was like a Winston L or something. But yeah, they basically found a different guy, same name, also Asian, went to Cornell, but like 10 years ago. And they're like, well, we found a new guy's life to destroy because he might be the guy, I guess. I mean, I can't tell. Who can tell? Picking the wrong Asian guy is in, I don't know where to start with this. So fucking funny.

It's just like. Yeah, like calling up his work probably. For sure. I've been like, you know you employ a fucking rapist. Calling his work, they're calling up his parents, any woman that he follows online, like, just so you know. Yeah. And as always, it's classic thing. It's like the retraction gets way less juice than the story because he's probably like, hey, everybody.

Just like, not me. And you're like eight likes. Right. You know what? Imagine the original, the actual Asian guy, though, came out and he goes, you got the wrong Asian guy. And everyone was like, oh, so sorry. Yeah, everybody's like, I don't know what's. Like if you were, boys, you think you know what's going to happen next?

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Wow. He's indignant. He goes, wow. You know how common that name is? Korea. Wow. If I was Asian, that would be my... This is a really unfortunate way to learn that everybody is still racist.

Yeah. That would be a good way to, like, deal with anything. Oh, yeah. Someone's like, did you fucking, what would you, you, do you were drunk last night? You go, wow, I wasn't at the bar. Wow. Wow. I was at home studying algebra.

Wow. He says, I'm Indonesian. He's not even the right Asian. That's amazing. God damn it. I'm Indonesian. I am not the Winston Lee named in the recent Cornell University case. I've been recently receiving a number of messages, comments.

I have no connection whatsoever to Cornell or the frat. Please verify the identity of the person. I understand the seriousness. Yeah, we did verify. Your name's Winston. and can't tell, so it seems like a verification. Yeah, there's been some wild ones. There was also some women being like, you know,

rape is also when a man dates you for weeks, consistently acts invested, tells you he wants a long-term relationship, says everything you want to hear, and then deliberately creates the expectation of genuine commitment, and then you have sex with them, and then he immediately loses interest. We got some fucking Jeffrey Dahmer over here. minus the eating part.

They also mistakenly served, they found an innocent Marine, his family, they hit him with death threats. So the internet sleuths have like a really bad reputation for getting the wrong guy. Yeah, yeah,

they're not good sleuths. Like there needs to be like an internet sleuthing like course or school or something to... Yeah, whenever, I mean, that would be the scam of the fucking year. Hey man. Like, there needs to be like,

hey, this is how you find the right Asian guy. Because that's hard, I guess. That's, you know, I think we could do it, but I think that's for your average kind of internet salute. That's difficult.

So there's basically like one day, day one of internet sleuthing chorus is just like picking the right. That's on your syllabus, like picking the right agent. And he comes out and he's like, listen, like, I'm not going to sit up here and tell you it's easy business. It's not. I mean, look, it's proven that this is difficult. If you want to be like a top internet sleuth, if you're looking for easy.

Yeah. Pick a white guy. Because this, yeah, this ain't it. Yeah, so an active U.S. Marine that just had the same name. But when the mob comes for you, I'm sure you've had versions where the mob comes for you, but not like... There's no reasoning with the mob, too. That's some people try and reason with the mob. No, no, no, no.

You're going, oh, what about this point that I think is a good point? No, it's a bloodthirsty. Yeah, there's no reason in with the mob. Don't try to. Do not try to reason with the mob. You're just, you're not going to. Yeah, there's definitely been some influencers that have been like eaten shit by, promoting stuff using this to promote stuff. There was this dark fantasy author apologizes after being accused of using Cornell

University scandal to promote her book. So she goes seven men accused. One university sued an entire culture under scrutiny. Let's talk about it. And the exact reason I wrote my first dark fantasy romance series through the lens. And the reason why B to B sales are so important. The LinkedIn. The LinkedIn's always B2B sales.

There must be some bang. What's B2 B sales again? the business. There must be some banger LinkedIn Cornell 7. There has to be. I haven't seen them yet, but I'm sure they're floating around. Yeah, the importance of the number seven. Yeah, people weren't happy with them.

A couple, yeah. So there's definitely been like another. You've been sort of talking about how you're saying that like the me too, like all of the cancel stuff popping back up. Oh, yeah. I saw there was a couple. people already. They were picking it. Well, they can't get, like, in these scenarios where they're like, oh, we couldn't get the Cornell 7, but we did get the Jeff one. Well, there's a dude,

Jeff from work one. There was a chick who got, uh, fired from the Baltimore, like, opera or something for wearing cornrows to Burning Man. Yeah, I saw that one. That one. There was that. Yeah, there's a, there's a, there's been a few. That one was interesting. It was, actually, I think I have that one. It was the Baltimore rock opera. It was, uh, what do they call it? The BR, BROS, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So she went to Burning Man, wore the thing. And then originally the Baltimore rock opera basically came out and they tried to explain. They were just like, we've talked to her and apparently, like, listen, obviously all valid concerns, but we did talk to her. And the sand was so bad that day that it was a, she was wearing that hairstyle to try to fend against all the sand blowing in her hair. Yeah, well, you can shave your head. Yeah, right. Shave your, I'll shave all your hair off. But then people were just like still mad. And then the Baltimore rock opera deleted that post and they can. came out and they go actually, yeah, the sand thing shouldn't have mattered.

She is fired. Yeah, she is fired. And hopefully again, she'll sue and she'll get paid in eight years from now. Well, the Baltimore Rock Opera Society, I don't think is the big organization. Yeah, that's probably not deep pockets. I don't think they're not Cornell pockets. As I was saying, they don't have the deep pockets to get fired from the Baltimore rock opera. Well, and then obviously Robert Wright wrote an article for The Guardian said this is due to

Trump. He's feeling a culture of misogynistic impunity and they're saying this stuff wouldn't happen without Trump. Yeah. It's just, we're just redoing like eight years ago. But that's kind of what my point about all this stuff is where you go, everyone's so sure and you're just like, both things can happen. You go, there's been times where it was like a big mob on a guy and then it was all,

the guy was right and there was times where there's a big mob and he's lying. And it's like, and if you watch Dick Wolf Universe, you'll see that all of the different twists and turns can happen. Yes, all of this can happen. And in real life, you are literally dealing with large numbers where all of the things can happen. Yeah, the problem is that women

like, you know, obviously you know, I know lots of women would disagree with this, but I'm just like, let this just play out in the courts. Oh yeah, even though. That's what people are doing. Even though they put, like, Hey, TikTok, Danny Bullshuck wants you to take a breather. Even though they put Latisha James

on it. Just got a call from the head of TikTok. That's the thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They says, go fuck yourself. Like, the guys would be like, well, they put Latisha James on it, so the guys will not get a fair trial. And even still, you'd be like, so the women. That's the woman that was like taking down Trump. Yeah, so you're like, he's the New York Attorney General.

So in that scenario, you're like, okay, well, they put this person on the trial who guys wouldn't like and then, so you tell the women like, look, you have her. They do sort of have that thing. They play on the courts and they still be like, no, courts don't favor women. I mean, that's what happened to Screlly too, but it's like, in so many scenarios, it is interesting that like the public kind of bubbles up about like, we think this guy's guilty and then the law's like, yeah, okay, we'll figure out how.

Yeah, yeah, kind of. Yeah, yeah. they'll find the crime so uh i mean it seems like cornell like not that this is the you know baseline for for this but it seems like they did a pretty extensive investigation and they didn't find any criminal wrongdoing they made a couple of them write some essays so oh yeah that would actually true yeah a couple of them had to write essays what were the essays on essay i don't know i don't know but that was like the pun two of them got expelled. Two of them got

people are definitely in two different worlds. That's for sure. Three of them got suspended. One of them graduated and one of them got like a no contact order because I guess that was the Asian guy. I think you just got to like you can't talk to her. Oh, that's the Asian guy? I think so. I think the Asian guy just got it like you can stay in school. Luckily they again got the wrong. Yeah I'm sure

I'm sure that again. You can stay in school but you just got a no contact order. I'm sure things are going great for him. The guy's like once again that wasn't me. we don't even have the same name for the 40 I'm fucking Japanese God damn it for the 45th time

I work in the cafeteria I don't they just gave every Asian guy at Cornell and non no contact order just to be safe we're trying we are trying over here

but we really can't tell so we're just going to give a blanket no contact order every Asian person it's all right out there it's hard to meet out justice you guys 55 years old The janitor

Come on It's like what did I do Another one was a Portland Trailblazers Oh yeah Anouncer just got fired Yeah for And it was old school sexist tweets

When he was 14 When he was a teenager I got the tweets if you want to hear Yeah let's hear him Okay I'll read the story Well While reporting the story That they hired this new announcer

They uncovered Racist misogynist posts On his Twitter from 2012 When he was a teenager Yeah Which basically he came out after and he's like, yeah, I don't really know what to say I was 14. Yeah.

It's like, yeah, I don't know. Why, I had Twitter, no idea. Yeah. There should be like an actual legal, the legal system needs to get involved here. Just like, you get an amnesty. Well, because there's a statute of limitation, there should be a statute of limitation on Well, I mean, if you commit a crime when you're 14, like an actual serious crime. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, like when you're

18, your record like resets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, why don't we have that for fucking tweets? Right. Yeah, that seems pretty normal. Well, mob justice doesn't have an And it's until presumed guilty. No, no, no, no. They just, yeah. Mob justice.

Well, that's a reason they had to invent, like, a legal system because they realized the mob justice. You go, this is pretty big infringement on liberty, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, seriously. And, yeah, there's, like, some dork at some, like, Portland newspaper. Like, just the notion that there are still people, like, digging up to you guys. They go, oh, this guy got hired. Let me search his Twitter.

We'll see about that. Yeah, let me see his Twitter from 2012 to see if there's any problematic tweets. I know. It is interesting that that still happened. But I think to your point that you said it's not still happening. You go, it's rev. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're cranking up.

One month before the Democrats... Dusted off the old laptop, right? The timing of it, too. You're like one month before the Democrats were about to get some power back. And you go, yeah, we're just firing up this whole machine. Oh, yeah, I guess maybe that's a part of it, that there's like an election coming up.

The election coming up. And it's looking good for them. So they're like, yeah, yeah, let's turn this back on. He says, uh, December 9th, he said, I'm not, this is his worst one. I'm not racist at all, but not going to lie. Asian people piss me off. That's the worst one.

He said he wasn't racist. But he also said ha ha ha ha ha hashtag honest. So he was racist. And he did say he's not racist in the tweet. He says he's not racist. The other ones got to give a shout out to all the big girls out there and those closet whores. That's, yeah. I don't know how you get fired from your job for that for the 10 years ago.

February 13th. We got a slut alert on aisle 10. Was there a slutter alert though? That's a question. Yeah. He might have just been... Your Honor, I argued. He might have been, like, yeah, there actually was this letter alert.

February 14th, 2013, he said, Girls, these nights, shake my head. Thirsty for the D. How did that one even get in the mix? Yeah, you're like... Some girls are thirsty for the D is fucking 15 years old. 15 years old. You're like, I don't know.

I don't... That's the Portland Trailblazers who famously had all these guys like going to jail constantly. I know people, that's always a good point. Yeah, you go... Fired for your sexist tweet. You go, like, I fucking killed a guy. Yeah, you guys famously. I mean, most of them were just drug-related, but.

Like, he's currently, like, torturing dogs in his basement. Yeah, I don't, I don't like, I don't like, this trend. I don't like what is this is going. You know, who's really feeling. You know, who's probably feeling the burn bad right now, Andrew Tate? Well, his, his thing is going real bad. That's not, dude, he has, like trials in every city. He has, he has, like, America stuff, UK stuff.

and then Romania. I don't know the, you know, if this is true, but they said they found like all this bestiality porn. Yeah, that's what they said.

Their eel porn, which I thought was like an anime thing, but I think they're saying it's actual eels. But that's what I'm saying. They got the big dogs on him. Oh, that guy's,

he's cooked right now. We are, we've heard the last from Andrew Tate if I had to guess at this point. Oh, buddy. The last one, they're like, oh, he's like,

they're out to get me and they're like, here's a picture of you forcing a girl to fuck a squid. Yeah. And he's just like, He's going to have to be like, I love The Matrix, actually, please. Dude, if you ran a porn business, like, only, like, if you ran, like, a porn pimp business

for 10 years and the government wants to get you, like, there's, I don't think there's a single person that runs, like, a porn business for 10 years that doesn't have, like, something they did illegal, whether that be, like, tax fraud at the least. Oh, for sure. I mean, there's the private, not a clean, that is not a clean business, my friend. I mean, I believe they, they're saying now that they got him on, like, a straight underage porn. Like, these guys are gonzo.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gonso. Yeah. And they're not going to have a good, they're not going to have like a ditty time in prison. You don't think so? No. Well,

they're, they're fucking. Federal pound me in the ass. Chomos. I don't think you get a pass just because you're, uh, yeah. I mean,

well, Mike Tyson was there on a, you know, sex case. But this is, I think there's still like a degree. And if they, if you get like an actual child pornography thing,

that's you're the lowest of the low. I don't know. I, you know, the only thing is that there has it, it, it's like case like, case. Yeah, the only thing. Like there's people there with something like that or it's...

Is that if you join, from what I understand, is that the blacks don't enforce that enough. That's what I've also heard that. Yeah, yeah. The blacks don't really enforce the child sex offender stuff, like the whites do. Well, they enforce the child. They don't force like it was 15. Yeah, but so, but they don't enforce it to the same degree if so, and they're half black. So they might actually get the pass there. But also, do you have to remember, like he is aside from all that stuff. And this is, you know, it just is what it is the same as a Tyson thing where you're like you do need a lot of guys to beat a guy that was like a champion fighter well it's not just you get stabbed when you're not looking it's not even about getting like losing on a fist fight it's just you get stabbed in the neck a bunch of times when you're not paying attention you always have to be paying attention I guess I guess you're saying they get you when you're not

paying attention you have to sleep with one eye open yeah but it is a risky move to come after a guy like like you know what I mean if you're in jail and you're like coming after a guy and he might get the thing anyone that was like actual dude he might get the thing where he gets convicted in like the US for example or like the UK and then finishes a sentence only to be extra to the other. That's what it sounds like. Yes, for the next one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It sounds like that guy's cooked. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's not, uh, not looking good for the tape broves. You know, it's making me laugh the idea of, uh, you know how, um, they say like a lot of, like, like, a role play as, uh, you know, like a poor person being dominated or whatever. Yeah. Saying if there's any homeless guys that like to role play as a CEO.

I think they do. I don't think they know what's going on. Like there's a homeless guy behind a dumpster being like, Good day at the office. Oh, Sharon, can you kiss about two o'clock? I'm going to go play some squash. Right behind the dumpster. He's naked with a briefcase behind fucking crack in the subway terminal.

I was on the train the other day and there was like a pack train. There's a guy sleeping across like, you know, all the seats. And I was like, it would be probably freak out, but it would be funny if you pulled out a blanket and just tucked them in. There you go, buddy. Yeah. Just get comfy and just tuck them in. You know, get them real cozy.

Hey there, pal, there you go. Give them one shiny knick. One shiny nickel. Yeah. Well, the gender roars have definitely piped up because they go two-thirds of Democrat women, say they blame men are to blame for their problems. And so it was like 66% of women. you ask them like, what about your problems?

Whose fault is? And they're like just men as a blanket. In general. And it's not true. If they asked men that, they didn't say that, but it was all, yeah.

So that's the, like, you know what I mean? So you have to remember when something like this happens, you go, that's the rage that's been like taking out. Yeah. A part of it is.

Uh, yeah. Yeah, it's, uh, it's not, not looking good. There's one,

good for comedy, though. Do you think so? Oh, yeah. I guess. Makes it more fun. They also had one quick thing is they said,

uh, we always kind of mentioned that they'll have all these apps like Bumble and stuff, and then it turns out like women don't like it all. And then they always kind of just to admit that they go back to the original. We actually did like it when men were hitting on us, not the other way around. The dating app feature, chivalry mode, where men make the first move. And you go, every app ever says back to. Every one but bumble, so pretty normal.

You can use chivalry mode, what happens to the men messages you first. You go back to... you know what we could talk about if uh because i was in a news story i don't know if you were in it but you mentioned comedy the sebastian manescalco drama has what are you doing i can't do the impression we got so many fucking sebastian impersonation can you do one i thought i just did yeah i'll keep it going let me see aren't you embarrassed aren't you embarrassed yeah i don't yeah this has been a big story so anyone who's been remotely following comedy it's like every single comedian has posted, you know, a big thing about it.

Because so what happened was people don't know this, but like Sirius XM is still a enormous company. 30 million subscribers. Yeah, I looked up the revenue. It's billions. Billions. They have 30 million subscribers. You forget how many people rent a car and it's there. Yeah.

Apparently the car rental stuff is going, uh, is on. I, I, I really looked into the, I actually did some, some deep research into this, not that deep, but just in terms of like, there are so. subscriber projections, it seems like they have hit their high watermark of subscribers that they'll ever have. Probably. They have. And because younger people, like, you know, they've all moved to an app. Younger people are just, you know, they're Spotify, all that stuff. So I think, I mean, tell people the whole story, I guess. So what happened was comedians, a big part of the comedy industry, like an inordinately large amount of it. Yeah. Is Sirius XM.

plays every comedian's albums, and they pay royalties that are crazy. Are pretty crazy. And so when you see all these companies, like, you know, that I don't even name, I don't even name specific ones, they release all these specials. And you're just like, oh, you know,

they film all these specials that you might think, like, how does that make sense? And you go, the whole model is based around after you film the special, you send it to Sirius XM. And if you get plays, it'll end up to be a lot of comedians that are involved.

Like I think they said there was basically like a thousand comedians which is the kind of, you know, a lot of, the majority of the working comedians. There isn't as many as you think that are like making a living that make like, you know,

between 30 and 35 to 40 grand a year. Yeah. Oh yeah. I mean, some are making two to four months. Six figures. I was making money on there. Yeah.

I have, I have, I have five albums on in rotation at these places. And every now and then I get someone sending me like a photo online being like, you know, here's your track being played on Sirius XM. But it is a huge part of even when you, okay, so I spent like a crazy amount of money

on my last special that I just did like more than I've ever spent in my life. Probably maybe stupid, but I did. I live in a box now. But a big part of that equation is you're like, yeah, but like over the next eight years, you'll make some of that money back on your royalties or whatever. You'll probably make all of it back. And my entire, the way things were going. Yeah, my entire 15, 16 years of doing comedy, the Series XM has been like a big part

of the whole. equation. Yeah, you got a good chunk of money for. And in America, Raw Dog is the biggest channels that plays all the comedians. So there's the thousand comedians that are on this list or whatever. Me being one of them. Danny, were you one of them? No, I wasn't on there. I was on Canada. I was on the one on Canada. So you're on the, so you're getting Canada plays. You were on the one here. Okay. So then basically, they've decided to make a change. I remember they fired the main guy who was like in America a year ago. And then they decided to make a change. That guy was Paul. It was just like a cool guy. Yeah. And then they, they decide to do a, how can we

change this channel, we're doing a Sebastian Manuscalco channel. Well, no, the first change was actually they got rid of, you couldn't have short tracks. I remember that. Because the thing is, that wasn't a big change. You just put two tracks together. But it's, uh, it was kind of like a data point in the sense that you could tell they're trying to save money because they were like instead of playing three tracks or playing one I don't think there's they give, there's no, um, extra money for a longer bit.

They're just like, I got you. You're just saying that you get this money for a bit. They were making these changes. Yeah, yeah. They just went like, no, we're not paying $25 for one bit anymore. They have to be three bits more. We're not like, we're not giving, you know, an extra few million dollars to the comedy industry every year. Yeah.

Whatever. Okay. Yeah. So then this happened. Sebastian and Escalco, they made a deal with him to take over the channel. Again. And then put, well, let me just finish. And put and put who he wanted on or whoever, uh, whoever is curating it for him.

And that's like 220 of mostly clean and mostly really famous. So instead of a, instead of like a thousand comedians that I know. and you know a plenty of people that you go I make 60 grand a year and 28 of that's from serious X-Ns

At least yeah we know plenty of those people So this was like It sounds like this It sounds like this It's like literally pulled the rug Out of the whole industry This objectively sucks for a lot of people

Dude there's so many people They're just like Okay I guess that's that Yeah That's a wrap on that People are like And those people don't forget Those people

A lot of them Took their last like You know $10,000 to make an album knowing that over the next few years they'll probably make this back because they're kind of respected in the scene they're a great comic they work at all the seller or something like that but they don't actually make money so anyways that's where it's at and then Sebastian minascalco I agree if I was

he has nothing to do with I don't care if I'm I'm no I you're you're kind of right but if they went to me and they said hey we're going to give you your channel I would be like no yeah right dude I'm going to kick 600 like everyone knows this so it may be such an oversight that he's not involved. But if you, you know, and every, most of,

I don't know anyone who wouldn't know that where they, if they came to you and they said, hey, we're going to give you all the channel, the 800 comedians are on this channel,

raw dog, you get to pick your 200, and you would know that you're you're kicking, the comics? I think it was a straight, if they, title deal to go,

we want to put your name on this channel, we're going to pay you X. That was the end of that. You may be right that he doesn't know, but it's not that crazy. I'm just saying if you came to me, if you came to me,

if you came to me, Most people that I know, they'd be like, so you're telling me, like, I'm kicking off the 800 people and picking the, I'm not touching this with the 10-foot-olds. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Like, my thoughts on it are, you know, because they do lots of these, you know, deals where they're just trying to drum up some business. They're just like, yo, we want to pay you X amount of money per year to just put your name on the channel. We're still running it. You don't have to involve yourself in any way. Like, you're not getting a show on the channel.

Maybe he is. I don't know. Yeah, you're right. But I'm just saying people aren't happy about it. And obviously they weren't going to be out. Now he's probably like this fucking sucks. Dude, you took it. You basically took 800 people that was like that was their whole business model.

I totally agree with that. I just think from Sebastian standpoint, they're probably just like, we're going to pay you for the channel. Put your name. We just wanted to be the Sebastian channel. We're running it obviously. They made an internal decision to save themselves tons of money.

And like that was kind of that. They're just like, yeah, we just want to pay less royalties. Oh, sure. You can say that about anything. But it's not for him now. Sure, you can do whatever you want. but if they ever came to me and they were just like,

yeah, if they were like, hey, you want to do this thing, and you're going to kick five people, they have three, eight hundred ingredients up, I'd be like,

yeah, fuck, are you crazy? No, no, no, I would, I would also never do that. You're like,

are you fucking crazy? No, I would, yeah, yeah, obviously. And I, I'm just saying, I doubt,

like, my guess is this was just kind of news to him. It's just like, wait, you guys, the industry is like full of anyone that's like, again,

I agree with you that he's probably just so removed from it and it was oversight, but like, if you were, how many, it sucks now, yeah. But how many people in this industry have a thing where they're just like, you know, I was going to stop doing this show or like when Ari, for example, when his show got canceled, right? He was like, it was his show. They canceled his show because of, you know, what he did online and they weren't happy, like Pete cancel culture. And what he said was he was just like, well, I will give the rights to the show to you guys. So you don't fire the whole staff. So you don't fire the whole staff because like, I don't need 40 people. So the industry is full of people that are conscious.

of like, if I make this move, 40 people are going to be unemployed so I don't do this. So it's like, yes, everyone can do what they want, but you are conscious of like, I've had many times around like, if I do this thing, it's going to fuck people so I won't do it. Yeah, scumbag move on Sebastian's part if he knew about this for sure. Yeah, well, some people move in a way that they are paying attention to what happened. But I probably agree with you. Yeah. But now he knows.

And it's, now he knows. And yeah, it sounds like they're just not, they're just. If I was to guess, it's nothing. is going to happen and that's the end of that. Yeah, that's the end of that. That would be my guess, too. And, you know, I've always treated the, you know, because I know some people are like, yeah, this is just how it's going to be forever with serious royalties. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, if you just look at serious. No, a part of me was just like, this goes away at some point. Of course. Of course. I've always treated the serious sex on money as like this one day. I'm not one of the people that this is like

make or break for me though. No. But not nothing. No. And I, and I'm sympathetic to all those people, but I've also always operated like one day you wake up and this is gone. Always. It's easy to say that, but then after like 14 years of it, you stop thinking about it. You know what I mean?

I guess. One of these days, you, okay, it's been 14 years though and like my entire, there's entire industry revolves around this thing. I know,

I know. It is like a... It is inside baseball, but if anyone's seen all the posts about it, probably like everyone, you know, it's all. So it sucks.

And it is actual news too. I've watched them, you know, TMZ and everyone's posted it. Yeah. And, hopefully this wasn't just a straight, like my guess is this is just a straight cost-cutting measure by Sirius XM and for sure, you know, that's all it is. They're not, they're not trying to be.

Well, I don't know if cost cutting, because they're probably paying the same amount of money. They're just paying it to a smaller number of comedians that are famous. They're more just like, yeah, I don't know what cost you're saving? What costs are you saving? There's no cost saving. Well, I guess maybe they're just like, yeah, we put six minute bits on now. No, it's three minutes. Steve, still cost saving, but instead of spreading an amount of money over like a thousand comedians, you're picking, you're giving it to like. If there's no. If there's no. Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, yeah.

If there's no cost saving element to this, then that really... How would it save costs? If the only thing I can think of is they're like, these older comics have these way longer bits maybe, I don't know. That's ridiculous. Yeah, I don't know. Because if it's not caught, if you're like,

you think that you're turning around serious XM's fortunes by fucking changing the channel? No, they're saying instead of I'm playing Joe Blow, we're going to be paying Jerry Seinfeld and we pay them the same amount for the royalty. Yeah, I don't think that's going to... Oh, it's the same as MTV being like instead of playing new music videos. Here is Joe Seinfeld. Jersey short 20 times and here's Rob Deere. It's just one of those.

Yeah, yeah. Well, in that case, then, it's just like, yeah, it's not going to, that's just shitty and it's not going to work out. I agree with you. The moral of the story is you're just like, it's just crappy. Yeah, it's just crappy because you're like, if this wasn't a cost. I have so many friends that you're like, they're just like, well, that was kind of like how I was living. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Like, absolutely. I paid my rent. No, like literally, we know so many people that that's how they've literally paid the rent. Yeah, I'm just cooked. Yeah, with that check. And it just goes away. Yeah. It sucks.

It sucks. Yeah, the only thing is if you're a special man, Skalko, could he be a guy? I guess he could come out and be, like, changing my mind. I'm reversing it in Sirius. I'm like, okay, we'll just do it with someone else. Yeah. That's not why we didn't hire you to do the face of the same thing.

We literally just wanted your name. I don't think there's going to be a great resolution to this that people like. Yeah, I don't think so either. I would like to think there will be, but if I had to guess, I mean, series has projected like five years from now to be down to, like, in the mid-20. subscribers. Yeah, it's a pads of sinking right there. Yeah, it's, it's not, it's not going in the right direction. I had a, by the way, when I was on the plane, I watched a bit of a Kimmel. I was like pretty funny, dude. Boys, we all know what it's like to be burned by someone who says they're

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So basically. Still? It was honestly making me laugh that I was just like, this is what they're up to, huh? They're still on the FCC thing from like six months ago? They had a different set. So I don't know if this was like some special he was doing or something.

There was like a special episode or something. But basically... They're all special episodes, right? Right. Oh, I. I should, by the way, I should clarify, I was watching this on the person's screen beside me

with subtitles. And to the guy, to your other side, you're like, get a load of this fucking retard. Well, I haven't watched a movie or television on a plane in years. I don't do that. Really? No, I actually, I've raw dog. Well, I think, I think, jokes and all that. You go through, do work and stuff like that.

No, I actually do raw dog. I mean, I'll have my phone. That's like one place as I watch movies. Never. Yeah, I've been, I don't never, I don't even have that, I don't even get the headphones. But anyway, so I'm watching it. That being said, I've been known to have long stints of fucking creeping at my neighbor's TV. So it's on the thing. Jimmy Kimmel is, he's talking about his FCC fight.

And then Robert De Niro comes out, and he's the head of the FCC, and he has a bat. And he's being a mafia guy, and he goes, oh, fucking Jimmy Kimmel, we got a problem. This is like this, it's like a sketch. Yeah. So they have a sketch where Robert DeNiro comes out, and he's the FCC chair with a bat. that he and Trump sent him to give Jimmy Kim take a Jimmy Kim and you're just like this is crazy sketch

crazy stuff like really crappy yeah that sounds really shitty I had a fun time in Los Angeles though but half the half the city's on only fans I'll tell you that much every chick you talk to it's like you're just like in a group and it'll be like you know 10 people there and it's just like

out of nowhere it's just like well yeah obviously one of my subscribers it's very yeah yeah just normal people it sounds about right I mean they haven't basically the whole entertainment industry. You're at Starbucks, you order a thing. The girl's just like, like, I was telling me, he was like, I want to date with a woman.

She was like, yeah, one of my clients earlier. And he was like, what kind of client are we talking about it? And it was just like, escort. Yeah, yeah. It's like, interesting how, uh, maybe not. Like, obviously it's more prevalent in the entertainment circles that I'm around, but I've never seen anything like it where it was just like every second girl. Dark times.

You know what my, uh, my pitch on in Los Angeles was? is that people in that city are pretty good at finding a scam to make money. Like your average person has like some scam where they don't work that hard and they make money. Yeah. And I think part of it is that in California, Los Angeles, to be specific, like clout or being successful or having money is so much more important than how you got it. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.

Like it's very like, oh, that guy's a big director that did this much and it was like, was the movie good? Like, oh, what? Who cares? Yeah, that's like a relevant. He gets paid money to direct movies. Yeah, that guy's rich. Like, how did he get rich? And it was like, oh, he runs like a blowjob site or whatever.

Sure. Oh, yeah, it doesn't matter. You know what I mean? The actual thing that people do is so much less relative than like how good they're doing. Just like, really just like how nice is their car. Yeah, and I guess you could say like a lack of shame to some degree. That sounds check. Which I think that adds up to all these people have these like pretty simple hustles that are doing pretty good.

So you have a lot of people that are just like dicking around all day long. and they're pretty rich. That's good. I mean, LA's not thought of as like a hustle culture place. So it seems... Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Yeah. Hey, can we do the Fox News guy go to heaven? Let's play this for a second. So... This is like a comedy sketch right here.

So this guy, he died and came back to life and he says... He died for 18 minutes or something? He says he saw God and he basically, he's like, yeah. Saw Jesus. Saw Jesus. And he was like, dude,

that guy is fucking jacked, dude. He's talking about him like he thinks he's hot. Oh, it sucks. Jesus is basically a Walmart greeter in heaven. Hey, welcome to heaven. Anything I can help you find? Nice to meet you. Salam Alenko.

Salam Alenko. Salam Alenko. If there's anything I can help you find or just get settled, let me know. I'm around. I'm the guy. Kind of like the guy that makes things happen here. No fat chicks. Yeah.

You see how all the fat chicks came here and they actually were skinny now? I did that. That was me. That was me. Yeah. If you want to bottle anything, like, yeah, just let me know. on um the bottle with the sparklers coming out that's where jesus greets you and the sign you're happy death he's got a real he's got a real like thin beard now he's basically albanian

we're armena salmala lanka salmalingka um but yeah it's funny that if fox news has this guy on this would be seen more like a tucker carlson thing to have on you know what i did yeah 18 days you were in that coma you had this experience you came face to face with your savior and then you woke up, how has your life been different since that experience? Yeah. Now with every single person I meet, I tell them of the love of Christ and that he did it all for them. And he died and rose again. And also, I love how, you know, all these other testimonies, they didn't meet a female Jesus. They didn't meet a soft or a passive Jesus. Let's go. Jesus is a man. And especially in America, he's been misrepresented. And especially even, you know, there's so many cultural things that present

him as if he's some just tolerant guy. It's not the Jesus I met. He's a lion. but he's not a lion angry against me. He's a lion angry for me. He's a Mustang on my behalf. He did it all for me. What did he look like when you saw him? Pure fire. He was 5-11 like six feet, yet as tall as eternity.

Like an ocean of love, yet his eyes were burning white and red at the same time. And I mean, talk about testosterone, like a Mustang. I'm telling you, he's the lion of Judah. and there's a roar within his voice. Jesus might be 5-11? Jesus, 5-11. Can't figure out a way to just manage that extra inch up there? And you got the leg lengthening too.

I love that he's potentially five-old-old. My favorite thing, he's teed up. Yeah, this guy is fucking teed up all-nagued. Made a fire. He's made a fire, but like so much testosterone. So much. He's so teat-out. He's jacked.

He has like Jamaican guy, eight-packed too. Yeah, yeah. He's fucking. Bar stars Just huge That's Yeah That's perfect skin too

Nice piece Seven inches But thick Thick girthy Ladies love it Yeah And intolerant Not tolerant

And he made a point To be like Yeah he's not into this gay shit He's not into this gay shit He's not into this gay shit He's a Yeah he's a boss Obviously he was super kind of nice to me

But to other people Yeah you got the wrong guy Yeah I love the notion that he goes, everybody thinks this is tolerant guy. Nah. No, that's a mistake. Like some, you know, some bitch bumped me.

Jesus just tossed her off the cloud. Tombstone her out of the cloud. He gives the manabled cloud of my enemies. Oh, that must have been such a bummer for him. He's talking to Jesus and then he gets sucked back in the earth. Yeah, I know. He's just like, no, no, no, no, Jesus. Dude, me and Jesus are like boys.

Yeah. Kind of. He was for, like, just a moment. Dude, he's so fucking sick. He has, like, the fastest sports car. And he drives me around. in it. So cool.

Dude, Jesus is so fucking chill. He brought us on a two-man date and he gave me the hotter chick. It's crazy. Jesus. He was willing to take the gargoyle. Yeah, he took the,

he's a team player, man. Jesus is definitely a team player. He's like always willing to wing man. We played beer pong. He's fucking dirty at it. Dirty a pong. Dirty a fucking cornhole too. Do you not want to,

if you do not want to play, if you're playing with Jesus, he better be on your team. because you're going to have problems otherwise. You're losing. Thick hair, too. No pills. He didn't even go to Turkey.

Jesus didn't have to go to Turkey. Jesus is turkey. He just thinks the follicles back. Yeah, he just brings it back. Beard not missing a patch either. Teat up. Teat up's my favorite. Teat up is great.

But also just like teed up, but potentially 5-11. Firm handshake. This guy, firm, firm handshake. I feel like Jesus would give you a hug. Yeah. I think he'd be a hugging guy. But he's teed up though.

Don't forget. You're gonna get a pat on the back that's like, ah. Yeah, he's gonna hurt a little bit. Jesus. And he's made a fire. You're like, Jesus, Jesus. Yeah, it's too hot.

Put your shirt out. Yeah. He's lit on fire. Also, the reason is eyes were fiery. It's just because they were like, he hodge people's, but they were rolled back because he's always fucking coming. By the way.

Boss. you've commented on this I've commented on this I thought it was a joke but CBC replaces Hockey Night in Canada with cricket buddy I don't know if you saw this but they also said they were talking

about my shows in Calgary and I'll and my shows in Calgary and Edmonton which are almost sold out they were talking about replacing them with a cricket game I got a call from the thing and they're like hey you might have to move venues because they're talking about doing a cricket game and they're not even doing a pitch they're not even doing a cricket game. They're doing a cricket expose.

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Hockey Night in Canada is like probably, was the number one show. It was an Canadian cultural institution started in 1952 every Saturday night, 7 p.m. And they were renegotiated with the NHL. They couldn't get a deal. This was actually like, so the detail. The cricket part is the part that chaps my ass. It's so funny. It's so funny.

But they did interviews with the cricket guy. They're like, what do you think? He's just like, you know, I grew up watching hockey night in Canada. so the fact that I'm here playing cricket's pretty sick. And everyone's just like, what the fuck? Yeah, what the fuck. And there was like a thousand people. It was in BC Stadium, like some exhibition thing.

There was a thousand people in a 50,000 seat stadium. And it was a one-off, like it hasn't been... But also that money is your tax dollars paid for it. That money is your taxable. I guess they got that on the cheap because basically what happened is the NHL. Cricket's not expensive. Yeah, yeah. They had the rights for the NHL in Canada.

They lost them to Rogers, Rogers, you know, and it was like $11 billion. So there are people who... were like, yeah, well, do you want your public broadcaster paying $11 billion for the rights to hockey? And, like, that's a waste of money. And you're like, you can't figure out, like, Rogers figured out a way to make it profitable. Why don't you guys, like, figure out a way. Yeah, you can't make hockey profitable in Canada or whatever. But, and so now, so they're like, yeah, we just were, that was just like a one night thing

that they had cricket on. But it was the first night. And they made a big deal about it. Like they read the room. Yeah, read the room. They go, okay, we lost hockey, but you guys ready for the good news? I'm sort of in a weird situation because I had a tweet that you can find from me 10 years ago, and I said, if they ever get rid of hockey night and Canada and replace it with cricket, I will eat my hat.

I will, I'll tell you what, people go, oh, yeah, it's going to be all cricket. I go, listen, I will line up men and suck the entire cricket team off if they ever replaced hockey night in Canada. And then I woke up that morning, I go, who, what? The new song is, dun, dun, don, dun,

don, don't, don't, with the notes inside. Yeah, that is funny, walking out to do,

you know what's actually I knew what the lyrics. I learned the lyrics in that song because, yeah, I did a promo. Dude, that song's fire.

Yeah, that song's a great song. You know what they're actually, what's it called again? I don't know. Punjabi MCMC. Punjabi MC. Yeah.

You know what they're actually replacing? hockey night in Canada with like permanently the actual permanent uh replacement is women's hockey that's yeah yeah even back to give me cricket pw hl is what is how far my former employer has fallen oh my god like you couldn't yeah like you couldn't figure out a way just like you know what the good news is danny they don't have to change any of the announcers yeah dude that country literally like i think you can honestly point to the day Don Cherry got fired and you go, things really took a turn to that country. It was also

making me laugh the idea of getting in a fight with a guy, a white guy at Tim Hortons, and then, like a white employee at Tim Hortons, you get a fight with them and then you get a fine for fucking with an endangered species. The whole thing was making me laugh a lot.

But yeah, it is just, it honestly, like just the, yeah, the, the, the rubbing it in the face. Sure. You ever just like read the room. Come on. Hockey Night in Canada.

You couldn't know the one last thing they, like people felt like they had. Literally like the fucking 72 series. Just a dog, you know, you must have a million documentaries about like the 72 series. Yeah, I'll let them stream Torontoopia for free there.

Or whatever. Just fucking, you know. And they were trying to be like, oh, you all want to do it. If you didn't want to defund the CBC, you asked for it.

You got it. Yeah, yeah. If you didn't want to defund the CBC, then we'd have money for this. You're like, well, you lost the rights actually like 10 years ago. Yeah, yeah. And it was just Rogers was, then they cut a deal with Rogers to just air Rogers thing on CBC. So they've actually lost it for a while, but you're like, this is just the first time. And the thing with CBC for people who don't know is like, because it's a public broadcaster,

it's if you have like bunny ear antennas, like if you have one of those antennas on your TV, like, every household in Canada gets it in HD. Like, it's free. Like, it's literally free in HD. So even if you were just like, I can't afford cable, but I have this shitty antenna, you're like, I get hockey night in Canada. Now it's just cricket.

Do you think that I could throw out the first pitch at the cricket game? Like when I go back. The ceremonial bowl? Do you think they would let me throw it? Throw it the first. Does the underhand pitch? Well, you have to do overhand straight arm, so no. I don't know cricket that well.

No, you can't bend your elbow, I believe. Tell me the thing about France, by the way. You're more tapped into this kind of stuff. France with the riots? I'll just say there was three crazy things that happened. And they're not that funny, but I feel like you're tapped in, which is France. There's a Russian plague, and there's a hijacked flight to Israel.

So if you can just give me the Coles notes and their viewers, the Coles. So, okay, France is basically like all these students. This one I can't quite get, because you see, you know, there's too many both sides. I've seen a lot of French Twitter accounts, like people who live in France, where they're like, yeah, the country's like on fire. And they're like, yeah, I live in Paris. It's totally fine. every time there's a riot and you're like if I don't live there.

Yeah, yeah, but they're like, I've seen a lot of French people. Like, it's really not that. It's essentially it's like students who are rising up against like just very bad conditions. But, you know, then a lot of people are like these are all like I watch. So it wasn't like an immigration riot? No, it wasn't an immigration riot. And I've watched the videos and you're like, this doesn't look to me like this is

a specific group of people. Well, France, they're never not doing this. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like 90% of going to France is like dodging protests. Yeah, but then you see crazy shit, like, some woman was, like, pleading with some guy, and he hits her with, like, a fucking... Flamethrower? Bugspray flamethrower. Yeah.

In the face, like, that's crazy. But it... At least my reading, I could be wrong. I haven't spent a lot of time. Oh, the videos are insane. Yeah, the videos are insane, but this is just, like, angry students who want just, like, better schools, I guess. I don't know. That's...

There could be more to it. France loves protesting so much. They do love protesting. Remember, like, the yellow vests? Yeah. All those people and stuff. Okay. Russian plague.

Russian plague. this one not so fun uh this one is basically in siberia they have a plague like anti plague laboratory it's all on there's this woman to annie jacobson i think i spilled it no there's this woman annie jacobson who just came out with a book about a plague that starts in a siberia i believe in siberia like uh and like her her her book is basically about this story except the book came out before it some woman in an anti plague researcher broke a vial of the plague yeah i saw that you might I saw the picture where it was just like, oops. Yeah, pneumonic plague.

And then she's dead in like 24 hours or 48 hours. This one, I do like, the problem is it's Russia so you can't trust them. Well, they said she became severely ill with pneumonia, died around October 2. And then Russian media reported that she may or may not have broken a Russian test tube. So they're not sure. May have, may, maybe not. I think she probably did. I think she probably broke it.

But, you know, some people are like, if you get antibiotics, you're fine with this plague. Some people are like, no, this could be an antibiotic resistant one. The main, you know, some people are like, it's a bio weapon until it's too, too early to be like this is, you know, another COVID, but I'm sure this is triggering a lot of people. Oh, yeah. A lot of people are like, we're not doing this shit again. Well, they have done this a few times because they had the one on the cruise. They had the monkey, like every now and then they, people have PTSD about COVID, right? For sure. Uh, I think this one's too early to, to tell. It's, you know, because they, They were, I've seen, the problem is there's so many accounts who go on Twitter only for the

express purpose of posting something to get engagement that are just lies. Just because, like, cool, I got some likes. And it just muddies the waters where you're like, I can't, you know, someone would be like, yeah, I was in Moscow. It's totally shut down. And someone's like, okay, here's the live feed from Moscow. It's not shut down. Or like St. Petersburg.

You're like, why even post that? And then there was a hijacked flight to Israel. Highjack flight. You were on going to me, Benjamin Yanjah. Yeah, I was the one who fucking stopped the pilot. Danny and Mark Wahlberg This was basically Like a fucking

There was a flight full of Israelis Going to Dubai I believe And the one Omani pilot Goes who's been banned From like an Omani airline Because they thought he was like a Muslim That was the part that I thought was not

Muslim extremist But then I guess somehow that just like didn't get caught In his new employment on their background check Which you think would be pretty standard Goes to kill the Indian Indian pilot and crash the plane, I think maybe into Tel Aviv, but he tried to crash the plane. And then, but he was, I have this guy who calls in to my show who's, he's a pilot and like a US military pilot. And he's like, the one weird thing about is, is there's like an axe that's in

every cockpit that, uh, is for like, if you crash, it's like to basically like smash the window out kind of thing. And he's like, those axes, like, it doesn't really make sense that he just smash him with an axe and he was fine. Like, those things are designed to like really fuck shit up. so but I guess he just like hit him with the axe and then the guy fought with him open the steel door because they have those like steel doors anti 9-11 doors open the steel door and then all these people came in and there were like two pilots on board who basically landed the plane but that's pretty normal for airlines to have other pilots flying because they're flying to their next flights and stuff and what's your conclusion on who this was are you saying lone wolf lone wolf I know I've seen Trump trying to drum he's always saying lone wolf I've seen Trump try to drum up and he's always saying lone wolf I've seen Trump try to drum up that this is nothing to see here he says this is iran trump's trying to use this to you know foment more iran hatred okay this is why your gas prices are so so yeah yeah yeah because uh fucking see it's like i was right like they're look what they're trying to do um i don't know like probably not a lone wolf i would think i'd probably think there's some sort of network that put them up to it it's possible

that's just i mean it is crazy that they you know they missed all this shit that he literally got banned Like from a Muslim country Like a Muslim country was like Yeah this guy's like too radical to be a pilot And then they just Fucking let him go So I don't know I know a lot of the SIOP crowd

The crowd that you would expect is to be like This is a Saip was like This is a Saip I'm like I don't know what the Saup is though Right Just like to gin up some Positive PR for Israel in India I can't figure out the motive to it

Well yeah I guess that's happened before But it didn't do it But none of their things do Yeah, you go like, what? People love Israel all of a sudden? Because of this, you're like, it didn't do it. Maybe internally. Yeah.

And then that's the end of the rapid fire. Anthropic CEO, Dario, and their husband. They use stuffed animal advisory council for workplace conflicts. His sister. Daniela. What's their last name? Emote. Yeah.

And the husband. So, yeah, they're on the advisory council. It's like the effect of altruism. are all like Burning Man cult members. Yeah, and they're all autistic. The moment you're just like, oh, yeah, a bunch of autistic people are resolving conflict with little stuffed animals.

You go, yeah, it checks out, actually. Yeah, but people that I know that have been, like, around these effective altruists, they said that they're like, first of all, they all start, they all, like, talk like AI now. Like the way that the things chat, GPT says, they all start speaking. They all start speaking like AI.

And they have, so basically, they have this, like, the equivalent of what we would be doing here being like, what do you think, Steve? And Steve goes, oh, you need to get to government involved. You know, they have these voices and stuff like that. Bizarre practice. Pre-dated Anthropics launch took place while the power

couple was still at AI, Open AI. According to the article, which was adapted from Kevin Rose's forthcoming AGI Chronicles, The Insight Story of the Race to create an artificial superintelligence. She was described, so she has jinx is one of them. And that was described as a lazy cat who

encouraged Danielle to cancel meetings and avoid talking on too much work. She's doing the voice, you think? Of course she's doing the voice. Don't know. Miao. Cancel your voice. Well, this is what she said. Elon Musk is a bad guy. Where we're a good guy.

We need the government to save us. What do you think, Jinks? Yeah, you're right. Mr. Chuckles has something you wants us to say. Mr. Chuckles, we're in a meeting right now. Oh, Chuckles needs to speak. But this is, they are, you're right, because it's same as FTX. It's like a mix of these drama kids

that are sort of have this philosophy where we're saving the world. Yeah, just keep the, like again, keep this shit to yourself. If you're talking to stuffed animals, like that is private behavior. Yeah. Like someone comes in and goes,

oh, you got some stuffed animals in your office. What's that about it? And you go, I like stuff animals. Not I fucking talk to them to make decisions. But. You're like, what?

If you can like, if you think about the type of person that it is, it actually makes like perfect sense who's doing it. Yeah, yeah, they're weirdos. Also, you know what? I'll talk about this on the Patreon, but I also met Nate Diaz too. Oh, say.

Okay, patreon.com slash the boys' cast. I got a bunch of stuff to talk about. We will see you over there on the other side. Peace, fellas.