The Boyscast with Ryan Long - COVID SHRUNK MY PENIS

Episode Date: January 21, 2022

In today's Boyscast Danny makes a formal apology to the plumbing community and we discuss how COVID-19 shrinks you wiener. Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Support the sponsors at: athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel Packs buyraycon.com/boyscast - 15% Off Your Order butcherbox.com/boyscast - 7 Pounds Of Free Meat On Your First Order LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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To the moon To the moon More importantly Starting at this episode, Daniel mentioned... I just want to start this episode by addressing some of the comments I made last week... A controversy. ...regarding Drake and, more importantly, my cavalier attitude... It was cavalier.

...towards flushing of condoms. So I prepared a statement. Okay, I'd love to hear it. Thank you. Which camera? This one right here? I'd say you go onto your camera, yeah. Okay.

To all the boys and female boys that were disappointed in me for my comments about flushing domes down the shitter, I just want to say that I have read many of your comments and I promise to do better in the future. To all the plumber boys that my words have impacted i just

want you to know that i see you and i hear you just because you can flush something down the shitter doesn't mean you should a distinction that i have painfully learned this past week through a lot of introspection i will get through this a stronger person, specifically one that not only does not flush condoms down the toilet, but someone that doesn't use condoms at all. And that's all I will be saying about that matter. I just want to say that I support a friend of mine. I personally wouldn't say those words. I don't stand behind everything he says and everything that every word of yours

does not represent me necessarily didn't represent the views of the boys cast. I don't stand behind everything he says and everything that every word of yours does not represent me necessarily. Didn't represent the views of the boys cast. I know. And I apologize. I appreciate that you take accountability and you've learned from this.

You've become a better person and he has agreed to eat an entire pack of condoms. Yes. To teach him to say that, you know what? That's what I mean

you can bust a smoke in a cigarette. Your dad's like, eat the whole pack. Well, he said, you know what? I've done this to the toilet, and I want to put myself in that toilet. I want to put myself in that toilet.

And put myself in a human toilet. What a controversy, though. Like, literally, I couldn't believe it. You and Chamath both had a hard week. We'll talk about him later in the episode. We're getting fucking lit up. People are like, fucking, that really struck a nerve with me. Getting in trouble by podcasting.

You know what it is? Because I think there's so many guys, and guys are like, they're more just like, yeah, I guess you can, but you shouldn't. Yeah, no one was happy with you. People were getting technical about it, too. They were like, yeah, there's like this grinder, and then it gets stuck in the grinder. By the way, I always tie them off, because people are like, they fill up or whatever. You always got to tie them off.

But still, I... I appreciate you taking accountability. Yeah, I always tie them off because people are like, they fill up or whatever. You always got to tie them off. But still, I appreciate you taking accountability. Yeah, I take accountability. And that's the closest I've ever felt to getting canceled before in my life. And he's had a few pretty good close calls too. I've had some close calls. And that was the one where I go, honestly, I really feel like I just let everyone down. You're actually just sort of bummed yeah just like starting to do this to you guys yeah just let everybody down because like i'm there's like a

bunch of people who are just like they're plumbers and then the only ones were like there were some people who were plumbers they're like yeah plumber here it's like you shouldn't but go ahead because more work for me and yeah yeah and you've had a lot of people were saying that they had so many toilets they've unclogged and the one guy he, yo, that's how the guy, there was all these toilets in his thing. And that's how he found it. His wife was smashing dudes. Really?

In the house. Yeah. That was one guy said that. Interesting. That's another reason not to fucking. The people sort of felt like it was one of those situations where everyone gets together and you set your boy up with this hot chick and he comes back and then he's like yeah she wasn't interested i didn't hit it and then we all go ah that's what everyone's just disappointed in you it's like we're not mad

obviously it is what it is we're just you know had a little more we put our faith in you i know i know well let's start out with the australian prime minister or whatever you whatever he calls himself the the head dingo mr prime minister yeah the the fucking non-prime minister but this honesty felt like a key and peel sketch so basically uh where he has the you know the black translator or some sort of thing yeah so he had an indigenous person that was translating but basically the person just says like a few slang words yeah but they're just speaking english yeah it's like kind of quiet like just with an accent it's incredible it's one of those things that just seems way more racist where they're like you know we're doing this to be inclusive and it just seems so much more racist. Message to keep Aboriginal people safe.

And this message is probably an important one to keep everybody safe one. You can die from the corona or get really sick. You can pass away from this corona or you can get really sick one. it's just like they just add the word one a lot they have the word one but also one is just like they obviously have the word die so he's like you could die from corona and she's like you could pass away yeah well you know they're like yeah they don't aborigine in australia they don't say die they only they only say pass away so they're seeing that and they go what yeah yeah i was just having the idea of they need to do the other ones.

They have like five of those. They have a Canadian translator before him. He's like, you might fucking hit the bricks, dude. He goes, you might. I just want to say smoking is bad for your lungs. Everyone's watching one. Someone goes, hacking darts isn't that great for you? Fucking hacking darts

is gonna put you up in the old penalty box in the sky he goes those who are against the vaccines are operating in bad faith he goes

couple fucking pylons won't get vaxxed we're just some Italian Americans like you just do everyone and then he he says a thing and then five guys the Canadian guy

fucking darts eh and then the italian community he goes restaurants will be closed and the italian guy goes and he goes uh and that would be a problem hmm translates that that would be a problem. Oh! It's going to be a problem. I just want to say to the girls, please show your breasts. I'm going to just transit over to my Indian translator. Open, bobs. Please open.

Isn't that so crazy, though? The translator's not saying anything different. I know. It's not even like a fucking sign uh sign language well who possibly knows that yeah who can speak like speaks like her but doesn't it's it's basically uh the the equivalent here of being like you know uh and i was asking someone that and they convert and he goes you know i axed them that yeah it's like the yeah totally it's fucking insane well australia is Australia is not a very serious country. I don't know if you want to start with the other Australian thing.

They are serious about things. No, I wanted to start with, after that, fucking the woke Pope. He did a little 180. Yeah, yeah. So basically, Pope Francis, who's been out there kind of saying, like, you know, if you're fucking going to the bathhouse, it's actually pretty, like, the Lord's pretty down with that, right? Oh, yeah.

He did sort of a 180, which, whatever. It's only funny because it's the church. But he sort of came out now, and Pope Francis did a speech, and he did a speech in Italian. No way, oh! Yeah, yeah. But the only word that he said in English was cancel culture. He kept going, what does Italian said in English was cancel culture. He kept going, what does the Thai say?

Cancel culture. He goes, he denounces cancel culture, and he says it leaves no room for freedom of expression. Pope Francis warned on Monday about the one-track thinking caused by cancel culture, as well as the spread of misinformation related to COVID-19. So there's two things he doesn't like. Cancel culture.

And misinformation. Which is, some people are getting canceled because of the spread of misinformation related to COVID-19. So there's two things you don't like. Cancel culture. And misinformation. Which is some people are getting cancelled because of the spread of misinformation. It's a bit of a conflicted message. You think he's going on Rogan? I think that's the thing though. He's going to go on Rogan and then he's also going to tweet that Rogan's part of the problem. He's sort of torn by which one he's on. He's smoking a

blunt like fucking Elon Musk. I think they did a census at the church and they're like, hey, this being gay is sick thing hasn't been resonating what do people like he's like there's a lot of people out there that don't like cancel culture and he goes and there's also a lot of people out there that don't like misinformation he goes got it i'll blend those together you think they just have something really bad coming down the pipeline so he just wants to get in front of it by being like hey oh so you know 100 but soon though like something big like soon and they go just so you know against cancel culture don't like being canceled yeah cancel culture is bad jesus would

have never canceled anybody anyways uh if you happen to see a video of me sort of at the pub the other day yelling the n-word i mean if there's anybody who's ever been more canceled than jesus the fact that i was rolling the R when I did that. And you know, the thing is though, they, and the church was obviously the original cancel culture place, right? Yeah. So that's another part of it where he's sort of like, Hey, it's kind of our thing a little bit.

You know what I mean? People are out there, you know, canceling people. And he's kind of saying like, I mean, that's another thing. If you're into canceling, don't do it that way. You know, we've got the patented cancel machine. Yeah. I'm trying to think if the Spanish Inquisition was. Also, here I'll read the next sentence that you might have been.

The Pope also said, in addition to not liking cancel culture and some of the cancellations that have happened with the Pope, he's also going to be getting into Bitcoin and releasing a Pope NFT. Yeah, their coffers are getting a little low you know how the vatican always like takes the priest and sort of pushes them around to different places that's they're like getting into bitcoin that's a good kind you know what i was actually thinking that because we talked about this last episode but when people say that you know how they say things are a gateway they go oh you don't listen to jordan peterson he's a gateway right so fucking with h3 right so they say everyone's like a gateway

what it's actually a gateway to is if you start listening to those guys it really is a gateway to being into crypto oh for sure you eventually get yeah but if you actually think about it like it's not necessarily true that fucking in any sort of way saber form if you start listening to joe rogan like next thing you know you're uh you know the going deeper where most people don't start listening to joe rogan and end off listening to stephen molyneux like that does not really like how it happens no if anything most people start listening to joe rogan and then they start listening to fitness podcasts and getting into crypto yeah and he's not even a crypto guy.

That's what I was going to say. You graduate from him. He's oddly not really has ever taken a stance on crypto. I think one of the reasons is maybe he just has so much cash. Yeah. He's just like, I don't care. But like, he hasn't even had like, I think maybe he had pomp on once. He's had some guys on talking about crypto.

He's had Peter Schiff on who shits on crypto and is like big loves gold. Oh, Schiff hates crypto, man. It's his whole thing. Yeah, but I don't know if he's ever had pump on. He says, in comments made to address the diplomats, the Pope cautioned against a form of ideological colonization, one that leaves no room for freedom of expression and is now taking the form of cancel culture,

invading many circles and public institutions. So the Pope's really, he's getting out there, right? Oh, yeah. And he also said, facts don't really care about about your field he's selling liberal tear mugs he's selling liberal tear mugs but he's also selling like you know anti-vaxxer sock mugs but the thing is you have to say about the original the christian or whatever catholic cancel culture they at least did have a path to redemption other people made that point but that's the biggest problem whereas the they don't have a really good path for redemption obviously crypto is offering people a path for redemption once you get followed from a cool hollywood job yeah you

can't get canceled but don't you think the new school uh you know college kid cancel you mentality needs they sort of need their own confession booth where you can go in because right now their confession booth is you're supposed to go on twitter and be like just so you know i'm admitting that i had racist thoughts like they want you to sort of admit it there in the moment they go we appreciate you saying that but gonna have to cancel the rules yeah so there's no benefit of the no it's like you're saying it's like basically it's like your sentence is a little shorter maybe right if you admit they'll say hey well well every now and then it'll be an actor like liam neeson or whatever he comes on and goes i just want to admit that i am kind of racist and i have been racist in the past and the headlines

were all like actor finally admits he's racist like get him right yeah or when mark wahlberg uh said that you know what i've i've said fag up until very very recently and i mean mark wolverine literally did a hate crime he literally did by definition he like beat up a guy and blinded him for like being a yeah well that one what he says was 25 years ago not that that matters to these people but yeah it doesn't matter but that's the thing you need to go to a booth and you know i mean sean king's there and he sort of gives you your pardon yeah you know what I mean Sean King's there and he sort of gives you your pardon you know what I mean kiss the ring like the Pope yeah exactly right

the creator of Dear White people sort of sitting in a booth and they give you you kiss the girl's top surgery certificate certificate you just kiss the scars.

The mastectomy scars. And then they say, you are forgiving my child. And then as soon as you walk out, they go, they're wearing a fucking pope. Their confession person would be wearing a wire though, that's the thing, right? Under the guise of defending diversity, so the pope's going in on diversity they can't have too

much diversity there right like they must have a lot of white popes only male no they have black because they have all the africa because that's the whole thing right is they don't have the lady they went to africa and their thing was like to kind of colonize it or whatever they're like hey uh if you accept jesus like we'll give you enough food to not die like okay like did that so then there are like a lot of catholics and uh i think brazil is like they're all they're spread out okay so fine but yeah right i've seen that too but they they don't have like a for example like a non-binary like uh bishop oh no no i mean they don't even have women exactly like not at the vatican don't think there's like, I don't think so. That was like one last cop show thing.

It won't be one last one. But in the cop show, they're getting into this stuff lately. And basically the girl who was a nun, they went against the thing that the Catholic Church was against being gay or whatever. And then the nun comes up and she goes, thank you for doing that. The day that I joined the nunnery or whatever you call it. The day that I joined the, you know, nunnery or whatever you call it. The day that I joined the nunnery was the day I had to kiss my girlfriend goodbye. And I was like, she was like, if you are a lesbian, like why'd you become a nun? Why'd you become a nun?

They didn't really explain that. She just said she wanted to be a nun more than she wanted her lesbian. But also the thing that doesn't really matter. Cause she's like, well, I had to kiss being a lesbian and goodbye. It's like, yeah, but you would have had to kiss being straight goodbye, too. It's like, you basically, you can't have sex with anyone. Yeah, you took a celibacy thing. Yeah, so whether it's a girl or guy, almost.

Like, if you're, oh, I'm a nun and I'm a lesbian, it kind of doesn't matter. You're essentially supposed to be asexual, so who cares, right? Yeah. Have they changed that? No, they haven't in the Catholics. I think people were saying they need to let them get married. Let them get the bones in? They're still saying no.

They would. Oh, my God. Dude, you imagine the day that the Pope finally came down and said, you can get married, how they would go off. I mean, the funny thing is that the Vatican City is in Rome, right? Yeah. So it's within Rome is the Vatican City. I think their Tinder ranges would be larger than that.

But I'm saying, no, it's like all of a sudden, just like in Tinder, in Rome, just be like all these, just like the Pope is on there and fucking just... Guy's got a hat and the Pope... Yeah, it's just like they're all like, you know, all these people who just all of a sudden weren't able to. Well, it would be kind of like guys get to jail, like all of his old boys

have like a prostitute hooked up. I think it would be a free-for-all if the Pope said that, I just want to announce that getting pussy is actually, now I've looked further into it and I spoke to God last night and he gave me the sign. He said it was just a,

it was just a miscommunication this whole time. Now you'd have to get one of those things where you know that Jesus like starts bleeding, you know, it'll have like the,

one of those signs where they say that blood was coming out of the statues or whatever. They have a little bit of like semen that comes out of Jesus' dick in the statue. It's like a drop. And the Pope goes. Hey, taste that?

He's like. That was legit. That was a sign from God. Yeah. Why do you know what cum tastes like? Tastes like the good stuff. So as I want to say that everyone involved in the church is a free for all. I'll tell you what, that'd be good for kids.

You wouldn't see any more of that. By the way, I, we always make, you know, it's impossible not to make the joke, but apparently I heard that in the Catholic religion, the numbers aren't actually higher of molestation or anything like that than

any other religion or any other thing. Oh, I believe that. Yeah. It's just, you know, that one's just, I think they just did more like cover-ups in the public eye.

Well, they just did the, yeah, exactly. They had the more blatant, like super blatant cover-ups, I think. And they knew about it, I think, yeah. Yeah, under the guide of defending diversity, a move to society to cancel people or situations ends up canceling all sense of identity with the risk of silencing positions that defend a respectful and balanced understanding

of various sensibilities. So this is the Pope starts and the next thing he says, and he goes, I also want to give a shout out to our new bishop, Bishop Pepe. He goes, we're going to be doing sermons. Praise Keck. Praise the Lord. Praise Keck. Praise the Lord. Praise Keck. And then based bishop is our new. Changing Vatican City to Kekistan.

Remember that guy that used to be the based battle axe guy or whatever. Remember he had a mallet and he used to hit people. Oh, based stick man. Stick man. Yeah. Well, that's where the base came from. Based stick. I don't know if it came from there, but based stick man.

I had never seen that term before until based stick man. I think I was talking to Dick's thing. No, god little b oh oh yeah there's a lot of different versions he was an original based guy out there he was the best yeah which is weird i don't know based god i think that guy's in jail because i was asking about i don't well i don't know if that's true but he's done a lot of weird things because remember he was no base stick man not oh that guy might be little b's done he was he had the whole thing where he was you know putting hexes on cursing and all that stuff right they were sort of working yeah they were working i was like people but you know what he does now no so he's i think he does crypto gaming stuff probably right but the main thing that he does is he has like all these big social

media accounts that all his whole thing is he wants girls to send him photos with uh his name written in marker on their feet and then he posts photos of girls feet like he's super into feet i'm not kidding go look up little bees like instagram profile feet yeah so his whole thing is a bunch of girls with their feet and then they write like based god or whatever on their feet and then he goes sick right he just posts them and he just posts them it's a whole his whole instagram account's a foot fetish site is he he's a rapper though right i don't know if he raps anymore i think he just does the gave it up he just does the foot thing he kind of just does the foot does he rate them like is

it like a dick rating thing how girls on only fans can rate dicks yeah it kind of is a little bit like that because he goes this is a fuck but he sort of rates them all a ten, though. Oh. I don't think he would ever see a foot that he didn't like. He seems really into it. Very interesting. I mean, it's sweet if you're famous to just be crowdsourcing all these feet. Yeah. So anyways, the last thing the Pope said was that, you know,

free Milo Yiannopoulos. And then he dropped the mic. And then he goes, you know, it's a detriment to harmony and unity so uh he basically uh the last thing he said that then he got into his misinformation stuff he said a large portion of the address found the pope criticizing baseless information and the poorly documented facts about covid19 he strongly urged people to get vaccinated so nice that's the one thing he did go out and with the misinformation stuff was he shitting on cnn a lot no he's he thinks he agrees with cnn oh yeah he's trying to play it down the middle he goes listen fox you're right about the cancel culture and cnn you're right about the misinformation

so everyone sort of wins they're just desperate for numbers well you if you graphed if you graphed out they're trying everything if you graphed out the fucking... They're trying everything. If you graphed out the fucking... He tried standards and stuff first. ...chart of worldwide Catholics, it probably looks like the BlackBerry chart. I bet you in countries that aren't white,

their numbers are still pretty strong. Well, I actually looked it up in Brazil because I had gone there, and they were like... Where you get your waxing done. Where I get my waxing done for my anus. But they were notoriously, like a crazy high population of Catholics,

like identified like 80-something percent of all people. And it's a huge country. It's like the size of America. But that is even declining there. It's everywhere. It's not going up anywhere. Nowhere's going up. Well, he's tried all the things. He sort of tried pandering to the progressive stuff.

Well, they even said you could be gay. I remember like I think five years ago, they were like, I guess you can be gay now. Yeah, he was kind of like, you can be gay and we accept everyone. If you happen to be a person that puts leather on and goes to leather daddy parties and cheats on your wife. Remember, he was saying cheating on your wife

is actually not that fucking bad. Yeah, it's not the end of the world. So then he's kind of going, he's flip-flopping around, but now he's on this. You think he just watched one episode of Rogan? Yeah, he's like, he really did get fucking- You think the publicist is the boy's guest?

He got radicalized on YouTube. Well, another one, speaking of cancer culture, it's not actually speaking of cancer culture, but you can probably segue into anything with that. Oh, yeah. But Boris Johnson. Oh, Joe. Pretty, well, actually, you know know what back up a little bit so with the misinformation stuff i just want to say it is interesting because there is so much like there is it's very hard to get the you know the

right information on anything or whatever like i was even seeing it seemed pretty much like the fact was that it does seem like the people in the hospital are at a higher rate unvaccinated yeah that's 100 that one seems like if you look at the facts or whatever right so if you're like 60 it probably does you know make sense right but then you know and this is the whole push for like the hospitals are overflowing, right? But then I saw all this information that was kind of like from 2016, 17, 2015, even dare I say 2014. You're talking about in Canada. That's saying that they've had this same argument that every flu season the hospitals are overflowing. Yes, because the problem is that this is a Canadian argument. This is not an American argument.

In Canada, they're fucking like in a normal time. Like they have some of like the... No, but I've even seen the rates be the same. Like this idea that they're saying... No, but the per capita hospital beds per person in like Ontario is so low relative to like many places all over the world. Yeah, I know. So their whole thing is they were running so close to capacity the whole time. i know but they've every apparently what i'm saying to you is this thing where they're like this has always been happening we just haven't been hearing about it yeah yeah

because they don't want percent like yeah yeah like the canceling elective surgeries yeah that was always happening they've been doing that so this new thing where they go this person lost their life because of this like that was already all all happening yeah that's been happening just because they didn't shut down the world i mean it's essentially what you get for like a free one party kind of like socialized health right is like you know but you said the the the people the the fake doctors that kind of said hey a bunch of doctors that came out and said we all think this was a huge thing with the rogan thing this week was that like it was a real like big news cycle but so i'm sure everybody knows but so these 270 people some of them doctors some of them like podcasters some of them was that's why i saw a lot of them

were like a high school student or whatever or a high school teacher or something right so they wrote this letter saying like hey to spotify um you need to like put a he's spreading misinformation. You need to put a tag on it. OK. And then the Guardian wrote an article saying 270 doctors speak out against Joe Rogan. Right. They said the Guardian specifically like was wrong. And they said 270 doctors.

specifically like was wrong and they said 270 doctors and then everybody on the right was like got the list and they're like this isn't 270 doctors there's like 100 doctors and then now they basically like but it's like interesting to watch this this unfold because it was because like the guardian essentially did fake news and then the people use that on the other side instead of looking into it they use that as like that's now the the real news what the guardian says and then they're like look you guys are wrong this is all bullshit because they're like and then so they essentially use what the guardian said as to dunk on them being like oh this is bullshit it wasn't 270 doctors like look it's podcasters and you're like but they never said that right it's the they guardian fucking basically well i think a lot of them had like

doctorate degrees but it wasn't you know yeah yeah but no but even not all of them were doctors but like it specifically says if you read the letter like no you're saying so it's fair to say that the media yeah but it's like oh yeah again it's just like paper of broken record they just whip this whole thing up and it's interesting because like everybody's dunking on them but you're like you're not even really dunking on these people because they never said we're 270 doctors they're dunking on yeah but i guess that did become the thing that everyone that became the narrative they're not necessarily dunking on the doctors as much as they're dunking on the people who told you this happened to other people they're trying to dunk with this being like look even these fucking 300 people agree with me 270 doctors and it's like you guys

are just like podcasters and then people are like yeah they're not 270 doctors only 100 doctors and then weird but they were never well boris johnson basically came out today and he was like okay so covid's kind of done yeah it's just happened. He's basically like, no more masks, no more whatever. And he goes, people can make their own decisions, blah, blah, right? But the conspiracy theory is, because what happened was Boris Johnson said BYOB party he attended during lockdown was a work event. And he basically- Yeah, they were just, during all of lockdown, they were raging.

No, he did the governor thing, right? Where he threw this big party. No, they weren't parties. They weren't like, like, they were parties. Nah, he threw a party. No, he threw a big party. No, they weren't part. They weren't like, like there were parties. No, he threw a big party. Do you know this story? Yeah,

I know. He had multiple. They were, they were just basically having like, this one, he was throwing a rage. Yeah. But it was like at the fucking 10 downing,

I think where he lives. And then they were just like, B Y O B, which is cheap, cheap, cheap bastard. I know. I know.

You go to the fucking prime minister's house and house and you got to bring your own fucking pack. I mean, fucking true. If you went to Trudeau's house, it would just be all coconut water and fucking seltzer. Yeah, something super, yeah. No, it would be fucking Mike's hearts. Oh, he'd be icing you nonstop. Turn around, he's on one knee fucking holding a,

smearing off ice. You go, fucking Trudeau. What's icing you again? It's when you turn around and someone's holding, or like whatever, when you make, you do like the smear enough ice and you got to go on one knee and you drink the smear enough ice because you like because you what you saw it i can't remember exactly so people will know i don't really remember the icing no that's i remember it existing but i don't remember what it was yeah yeah it's like i can't

remember if it's like if someone you show them or if they you throw it at them and they catch it and then they have to drink it i don't know something but you make people go on one knee and drink a Smirnoff Ice well he had to apologize to the queen which is pretty funny but isn't that funny like when you

when the prime minister gets in trouble they don't apologize to the public they have to go to the queen and say sorry babe like you know

queen's been fucking well no one can live up to these rules a lot of shit with fucking what did she do well the what's her name

the prince who was with Epstein oh Epstein prince yeah yeah yeah Epstein prince her son or whatever he's I can't remember his name but there's been good memes

going around about that yeah yeah well he she's like stripped him of all his stuff really yeah yeah cause I mean

well that's what Boris was sort of afraid to get stripped of his stuff so he didn't go to apologize I don't think the queen can kick the prime minister out of office in the UK no but you just need their blessing it's not gonna be he's like listen

she might you she can't kick you out of office but she will be grumpy and you don't want to see her after she's before she's at her t is the prevailing not happy but yeah it's the prevailing thing that fucking he just took got rid of all these lockdowns and stuff just to save himself from well it's basically our governor's video yeah where they were you know going out there being like cancel your thing or whatever actually our buddy andrew apporto did a pretty funny video he just posted it on instagram where he called the basically the place in canada where you call them and you go hey i need uh how many people can i have and they go you can only have five people at a gathering or whatever and then he went through if you uh if you check him out on Instagram.

But he basically goes, all right, so my mom's there, my grandma, my grandma and husband. He's like, okay, so maybe my grandpa won't come. What about this? What if she's just in the other thing and she makes the food, but then she leaves and we eat it? He was kind of going through. What if I kick my grandmother out or whatever he said, right?

But calling the places that's making the rules and then walking snitch hotline. And then yeah, walking them through, you're going to not let come to the party. Anyways, he told, he basically,

it's so funny that they have to go to, you know, imagine like Biden did something wrong and he had to go apologize to some old lady. Well, imagine like how many black faces does Trudeau need to do to fucking, you have to go where, where, where he, no, where he no where he just says oh fuck like i did it this time all right everybody we're gonna get rid of all the stuff all the lockdowns are over one more black face

might do it over there he goes i've deeply and bitterly regret that this happened johnson said i can only renew my apologies both to her majesty and to the county for misjudgments that were made for which i take responsibility and And then he also said, let the record state. I did in fact, win the beer pong tourney. Goes, I'm undefeated at flip cup.

I just want that funnel 12 on the record. Cracked fucking. He seems like a fucking lampshade on the head. Kind of guy, dude. Yeah. The wacky hair, dude.

When I, we do, were you ever a funnel guy? No, I, the only time I ever did a funnel was in Guelph. And we, we had like this two story house.

And then there's like, the big one. So they go like, Guelph was a big funnel town too. I know. And then, so someone was on the thing. And then I was at the bottom.

And then they go, it was the first funnel I ever did. I was like 19. They go, let her rip. And I like do it. And I go, ah, you fucking, you're over one funnel funnel I ever did. I was like 19. They go, let her rip. And I like do it and I go.

Ah, you fucking, you're over one funneling, you bitch. Over one, last funnel I ever did. Boo. I can't do it. I don't have the fucking, I don't have no gag reflex like fucking this guy over here. Notoriously.

Well, Danny's fucking mouth was already full with cum and the mix of it made it foam too much. I would love an apology next week for the fact that you can't funnel a beer. No, I can shotgun a beer no i can i've shotgun a beer i've shotgun beers it's the funneling i don't know there's something about the funneling i just couldn't do it i was a big funnel guy man not a funnel i was thinking about it in college i think

90 of my life was doing stuff ironically dude me and the boys used to go to the store the hardware store and buy matching funnels and then just show up to like a keg party where you didn't know the people with like how funny is that just like five boys at the door walking in with funnels paying the fee for the keg party no we were big into that yeah i never i mean i wasn't opposed to it i just oh you apparently were just have too much of a gag reflex that's bad dude that you can't funnel a. I wasn't even a really big drinker in college, to be honest. Really? More of a guzzler. I was a weed guy.

Right, you were. Yeah, I was like a weed guy. I didn't drink that much. A crappy guy. Yeah. To be in college. I mean, it's crappier to be that guy now, but college was... There you go.

That's crazy that you can't funnel a beer. I think we're going to get a... I get shocked in a beer. I'll tell you what we're going to do. Get a funnel on one of the episodes of the boys cast And we're gonna teach you how to funnel I mean what's the strategy What do you mean teach me

Well first you put the funnel together Two stop being a fucking pussy Stop being a bitch The main thing is stop being a bitch The third one's man up Dude I was funneling everything the other night There was a funnel kicking around I funneled like three beers in a claw do you remember that well there was a funnel

kicking around i can't remember one maybe it was dylan's party but anyways beer pong i was never really that into that stuff that was i saw my friend funnel i would do it all ironically like a a pint of or whatever like a mickey of i think it was like whiskey or something once and i was like that's probably not a good idea yeah it's just like that gone funneling whiskey think it was like whiskey or something once and I was like that's probably not a good idea yeah it's just like that gone funneling whiskey stinks it was insane I had one buddy that could would do that he would be able to drink the you know chug half the thing of whiskey

same guy that used to break skateboards on his head it was a crazy person probably in jail now that guy ends up in jail I'll tell you where he is he's either in jail or he has a fuckload of DUIs that's the type of guy you meet him at the end of the year

how's it going you see him beside his car getting in he wants to wait for you to leave because he doesn't want to have to see you blow into his wheel it was funny I was at this liquor store in Williamsburg the other day and this guy was there and they were having this whole in williamsburg the other day and like the this guy

was there and they were having this whole conversation about duis and the rules around duis and this guy's like yeah he's like you're you can bike and you won't get a dui on a bike he knew like the rules of different states and stuff like you can tell this guy was like the pedophile that knows the different he was like a ronnie dobbs kind of scenario where he's like he literally he's like yeah like in california, you can, uh, as long as you haven't got a DUI on in a car, he's like, you're fine to drive a bike drunk. But he's like, once you get that DUI in the car, then you're on the bike drunk and another DUI. And he's like, and then they're like, but it was like the cashier was like, I don't

know. And he's like, I'm telling you, like he was, he just walks around telling everyone the duty information. Oh yeah. That's no, no, no. You're good there. He's like, oh, I can't drive. No, no, no, this is a.8 state.

He knows the legal limit. That's so funny. Oh, shit, the Dewey. He showed up on a bike. I think he was kind of liquored up. I don't know. It seemed like they knew him. He was like just a regular.

That is pretty funny, showing up on a bike, or showing up basically drunk to buy beer and telling everyone he knows his rights and what his legal limits are. I think they're like, watch out. You got your bike? And he goes, no, excuse me.

Well, anyways, so the propaganda, so to speak, for people that try to, you know, that COVID's a big deal and you really don't want to get it has turned up to a new high because apparently this has been going around and I don't know if you've experienced this or you were just like this before but a man claims that covid19 made his penis shrink yeah i have an any now yeah yeah yeah that the girl went from an any to a bigger any a girl pulls off

danny's pants and she goes are you still contagious she was just the worst case of covid i've ever seen in my life she goes oh fuck i'm gonna need a test but apparently which is you know the nikki minaj was saying all this stuff about you know her cousin or whatever i know that was the thing everybody dunked on her pretty hard and then uh but this up this is apparently true yeah and there's a few other things but the first one is your dicks are shrinking and then it goes an anonymous man in his 30s you definitely want to be anonymous on that who had to be hospitalized after contacting COVID-19 last July now claims the disease led him with uh left him with a shrunken penis and erectile dysfunction and there's a couple different parts to it the first part is if you have erectile

dysfunction and it's soft i don't really think that's fair if you go my penis is less soft because you go the variance is very high yeah i feel like people just go you'll go through a couple weeks where you're fucking soft when this is not kicking that hard you know yeah it's very unpredictable very unpredictable soft Very unpredictable soft. Yes. But. But it matters hard. Hard is what matters.

Right. But then he says he couldn't get hard. He goes, before I got sick, I was above average. Not huge, but definitely bigger than normal. This thing reeks of a guy that's telling a girl that he had a big one. For sure. Like the reporter called him and he goes, oh, it's like it's a chick calling him. He goes, yeah.

I mean, it was pretty large to begin with. It's not like it was small or anything. Well, that's, that's the part where the doctor apparently agreed with him. Cause he goes, now I've lost an inch and a half and becoming decidedly less than average. And the doctor said, oh, this actually is something that happens. But the whole thing rips of a guy talking to a girl and being like, I'm fucking COVID. I swear it was, it used to be bigger. Well, you met up to a girl and being like fucking i swear it was it used to be bigger well you met up with a girl you basically catfished a girl you met up with a girl and

you're just like i'm fucking you had the fake coke can in your dick pic that you're sending you know the smaller you're taking your dick pics at the miniature village so it's all these you know disproportional things you got the fucking ruler custom made with every inch is like half an inch and then he's she shows up and she goes what and he goes fucking oh my god i just had covid because it reeks of that and then he goes yeah he goes oh how was it before he goes actually it's fucking probably if anything like way bigger than average so you know who mandingo is probably somewhere in the that was basically me yeah so i don't even know how this would make sense because before i got sick i was above average yeah and he goes became less than average but it also is funny the guy uh you know how they make videos

you know when when uh to like you know i was a drug user and uh you know i used to be i was sucking dick for crack or whatever and you know you know intervention and stuff like that pretty funny this guy making his video where he goes people you know i was there i was nine inches easily my friends used to call me dan the hammer girls are walking funny i mean it's crazy because if this guy is true why hasn't like you know the federal government been like, yo, you're our new spokesperson for getting vaccinated? Because they don't... Well, that's for sure, but I think they don't want to admit that theirs have shrunk too.

So they're like, I didn't say no. The craziest thing about this was at the end of it, where it said, for men who have already had COVID-19 and are experiencing erectile dysfunction, Dr. Winter suggests using medicine like Cialis or Viagra or even using extension devices that can add back length. That's what they recommend, is it? Yeah, just an extension device? Oh, shut the

fuck up. I'm like, what? Yeah, you go to the doctor and he recommends that you put an extension device. Dude, I would rather kill myself than start having sex with a girl and then pop an extension device dude i would rather kill myself than have start having sex with a girl and then pop an extension device on yeah like i don't get the hell out of here i don't yeah i don't that's it says these are easy things you can do at home to either prevent shortening or actually

get back length that you've lost but it's like not like it's not like a thing that goes on it like it sounds like it's like a something like like you know the people who walk around with like the weights attached to their cock yeah yeah it sounds like that's what it is does that work that used to be a big thing that people said like in different cultures and apparently bikers i read this biker biography yeah one time and they said they all used to walk they all that used to be a thing you turn 16 or whatever and you all put the weights on your dick to make their dicks bigger they walk around with like a lock like a padlock tight uh chain to their dick or whatever weighing it down i don't know apparently this is what they say kind of like how people space out their ears yeah yeah well if you're listening and uh report in the comments on youtube if you have uh successfully

lengthened your penis yeah well i definitely don't want to put the extension device but and then people i used to have sex with girls so good they were all walking funny now they just walk regular now they don't want now they walk funny as now they used to walk funny now they walk sneaky after they sneak out of my house because i couldn't put the performances and they walked sneaky to their uber to avoid having sex i always said it was uh what's not impressive saying having sex with a girl tells she's walking funny what's impressive is if a girl was walking funny then you fuck her so good now she walks normal you got the cure you're like those like yeah the magic stick yeah you're like those uh pastors or whatever you know you're like you're just saved yeah you're like oh i can walk again exactly well the italian

study said 28 of men who contracted covid19 experienced issues with erectile dysfunction that seems high 30 of people i'll tell you what i think what it is they've been sitting at home just jerking off non-stop for the last two years because nobody goes to a job anymore maybe that's just been rubbing them out so hard. They've jerked themselves flaccid. Yeah, it's like, I mean, you know, you only have so many like... I was tired more. My back seemed to hurt, but

that was just... My back got blown out from the dicks. No, but I did not... I don't think I know anyone that said they couldn't get it up really after COVID. No, not related. 28%? They're saying one in three? Shut up. Yeah.

Shut up, Italians. Italian study. Italian study. Yeah, there's no way. One in three. That's the stupidest study ever. Zero chance. Oh, that's what they're saying. Yeah, they're encouraging people to do all this stuff. They want to say that men who have had COVID-19 are six times more likely to experience erectile dysfunction. So this feels like propaganda a little bit.

They're saying 30% out there. From who is the question? I guess from the vaccine. It's weird because on Fox though, but it's the vaccine lobby. That would be sort of okay though. If, if,

if all the dudes that got COVID together, we all couldn't get it up. And then it's like in Seinfeld where every, every dude just starts getting way smarter and stuff like that all of a sudden every dude's like a goodwill hunting situation and the girls are just walking around with their pockets empty every girl's just walking around like poor there's an epidemic of homeless women guys are just like fucking figuring out all these uh we have a uh We have a statistic in Italy that 30% of men can't get it up

and 30 and 28% of women are reporting having less handbags bought for them. Correlation or causation? But it's also a new excuse in the toolkit for the boys, right? If you go with the girl and she's like, what's wrong? You know, you can't get it up. You go, COVID.

So that is not bad. and you have this study written you're you know you have the study ready for you oh yeah you know i swear look this is my documentation this is basically a doctor's note for not getting it up kind of so get out anyways since we're not having sex i'll probably venmo you for the dinner well the last one of that is this other guy said his agonizing penis pain is found to be a rare side effect of covid yeah so they're really getting out there being like your dick's at risk yeah i mean well this one i did so the the italy one did you have the penis pain no i didn't have the penis pain but the italy one uh seemed very like anecdotal but this was like i actually kind of got in the weeds on this and there was like a real like you know medical journal describing what happened with this guy with the with the

penis pain he just i mean they're saying it's like within three days i think of having covet or something he had got and then every time he got an erection it was just really he's an iranian and they had several instances of this happening where people had these like, I can't remember what the term is, but like basically we have like a four hour erection and it's like painful. Do you think he's just ripping through prostes? I don't know. Like to help it out? No, because I think it hurts.

Like I think the worst thing is a prostate. Well, this guy couldn't get it up. They said there was one guy that got a four hour erection, which isn't that crazy. It's like, shut up. Dude, if you come up and you're like i was a wreck for four hours it's like yeah i mean okay whatever i won't get to two days before i even start to think that that's a problem four hours i don't know there were four hours he goes you know and it turns out the fucking nurse was just hot he goes the nurse was sitting there beside him in the bed the whole time he couldn't

get rid of it but the priapism that's what the order is if anything first of all it's i'd just like to state for the record this is a non-normative erection i don't appreciate them the way that they're besmirching him i know did you know the thing that apparently some uh muslims when they get prostes you're not supposed to for god reasons have sex with someone that you're not married to so they would have like a fake uh or like also an underground pastor that would temporarily marry them and then divorce them so when they had sex with the prosti they were technically banging their wife for that moment it's a nice little i mean i know that have you heard have you ever heard that? I've never heard that. That I know Islam has a rule against lending money at interest. Okay.

Unlike the Jews. But they have like a specific rule where you can't. But obviously they're not like want to get mortgages and stuff. So they have some weird like workaround where it's like, I don't know. I don't know the exact details, but like they have just like loopholes. Loopholes are so funny. Come up with all these crazy loopholes. Well, that's the one apparently they they get married to the girl i mean i know there's that thing in afghanistan where they're like you can't have sex with like a woman that's

not your wife and so then they like make like little boys dress up as women and then like have sex with them and then they're like that's not it's not cheating because it's a boy. It's not cheating or gay. Because he's wearing a wig. Yeah, it's not cheating or gay. Interesting. Yeah. So they're not actually into kids. I mean, necessity is the mother of all invention, you know?

Or invention is, yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah. Well, I would say that the worst part about that, if you got married to the, you know, you had the whatever, prostitute pastor, you know, got married to the, you know, you had the, the whatever, prosti pastor, you know, the pimp also, you know, he takes off his pimp outfit

and puts on his, you know, marriage outfit or whatever and marries you. And then he's like, and now pronounce your man and wife. And then while you're having sex, you come out and the priest,

he's dead. He's dead. And you go, how am I going to explain this to my wife? Yeah, that'd be a calamity of errors. That's something that would happen to Ben Stiller.

Oh, my wife is not going to be happy about this one. Ben Stiller, 90% of his movies are him clogging a toilet. I think he had three movies in a row that were like rom-coms where something like the toilet clogging happened. Ben Stiller's always got a very shit situation about to go happen.

I mean, the moment that those balls got stuck in the zipper, that was hard to top. Balls in the zipper is a peak stiller. Peak stiller. Probably was from COVID, if you ask me. The doctors had to drain the blood from the penis using a needle because ice packs didn't work and bring the stiffness down.

So, sort of seems like... There's no, like, reverse Viagra? Well, that is so funny though that they go they couldn't use the ice packs and then they basically put needles in and they drain your blood like you're a fucking heroin addict that ran out of veins pretty disgusting ouch yeah so that sucks not really i mean there are a lot of weird covid things i don't know if this is a covid thing i've actually noticed this in like the last i don't know if this is a COVID thing. I've actually noticed this in like the last, I don't know if this is just getting older or whatever, but I wonder if this is COVID related.

And this article actually made me start looking into it because I think this said something about like, my right like shin is, has been like slightly, like almost feels like not pins and needly, but it's like, it's almost like not full. You have diabetes. No, it's not diabetes. But it's like, it's almost like it just doesn't have like the full sensation on my like not full. You have diabetes? No, it's not diabetes.

But it's almost like it just doesn't have the full sensation on my right shin. And it feels like it's in the past few months. Really? Yeah. And it's weird. It's not numb, but it just doesn't feel the same as me touching the other one. That's fucking weird. It's weird.

It's just like, I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's a circulation thing. Maybe someone's listening. Yeah, diabetes, I would say. Maybe the inflation. I got the sugars. inflation i got i got i got the sugars the sugars the i got the sugars the inflation that's happening in the world your your body's having a visceral reaction to it just but just on the right shin i'm going to suggest that you funnel a beer and then man up and then see the i bet you get that you funnel that beer the fucking blood starts circulating again all right i'm gonna take

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Well, on the topic, you know, of Muslims and balaclavas and Islam, an interesting thing that was happening that okay, you know the appropriation stuff's always like an interesting one for me but it's so funny because so there's basically this trend where they try to make, you know, hijabs and they call them balaclavas essentially. They make it trendy,

right? Well, hijabs are hijab, balaclavas are balaclava. Right, but okay, so what's happening is they they've put in like a lot of fashion shows you know uh yeah women in hijabs and like nike made like the running hijab and all that to try to kind of you know whatever for obviously reasons of all this stuff right and then you know they started making kind of you know half ones that aren't quite that but they're they're basically the styles kind of becoming a stylish style yeah so they're sort of putting that out there and all the you know models are wearing them and they're selling them and then kids are putting tiktok challenges wearing this or whatever

it's sort of become like a trendy thing and then so these articles are starting to come out basically being like why this is a problem do you know what i mean of course of course of course but it's such a funny thing because it's like it really is you know they said balaclavas are trendy but for some muslim women it's more complicated and what they really mean is for some activists it's more complicated right yeah and it's interesting because you go the same with anything if you're if your culture or trend or thing that you do if you want it to be normalized, which is what their sort of thing is for everything, like let's make things that aren't that normal, normal,

you know, and at least in America, like if it's not that normal to be walking around with a jab or whatever, right? Of course. I mean, it's not abnormal in New York. Like you would think nothing of it. Like I went to school with people that, you know, dress like that. It's not abnormal, but it's not the norm.

So if you want to make it like normal where it's like nothing, then yeah, this is what what comes with it you don't get to now control it it's kind of like when a when a type of music is underground but then it becomes the main thing now there's going to be all these people doing it lame and you're not going to like where that goes sort of sure but this scenario is like it's just a thing that resembles it. It's not even like, it's not like women are wearing hijabs. They're just wearing balaclavas that resent. And they're like, that's too close. Exactly.

But it's like, you think you're going to make it like, it's like saying tattoos, right? You're kind of like, oh, it should be more normal. It's like, well, guess what? Once that becomes like really normal, the tattoo culture is going to be a lot different. You know, the culture surrounding tattoos and the way that people look at tattoos once everyone in the world has one and it's the most normal thing in the world which is you know probably kind of that now for sure exactly i saw a cop with a fucking cop on the cell cops every second cop has a sleeve no he had hand tattoos and tattoos i was like like he had literally like tattoos on his hand your lives matter no it's like a fiery eyeball really I'm like it's crazy I'm like whatever but I'm just like well

that's what I said you're gonna have a doctor with a flaming stethoscope every firefighter's got his stupid ass fucking firefighter yeah no but it's what they all get the the their firefighter number yeah dude on them their station number whatever right but it's like anytime anything becomes you know super everyone's doing it you don't get to really control it right so their thing is no we want everyone to be like this is the most normal thing but then we also want to be controlling the

narrative of how people talk about it and how they see it and you go yeah there's pros and cons of something being like a subculture versus like a mainstream culture and which is all of this right but it's just funny when they're like she goes so uh this student who's a content creator noticed that the balaclavas are being more popular winter accessory she was she was ecstatic at first as the seasons change and trends also change i feel like i have

to force my outfits to the conditions of wearing hijab and my level of modesty so she's kind of saying she was happy with it at first but then now they're starting to say that the problem is well when you look at uh when they look at it people feel uh there's like uh people think bad things they go oh if you're wearing hijab that's because you're oppressed or whatever but when white girls wear it like no one thinks anything and this is so they're sort of saying well it's yeah they're not wearing a hijab they're wearing a balaclava but even if they are yeah but they're saying if they wear the balac're not wearing a hijab. They're wearing a balaclava. But even if they are, yeah, but they're saying if they wear the balaclava, they get that.

Oh, you have to wear that balaclava. Yeah, and they're saying that, so there's people posting videos to TikTok and they realize the trend has also brought with it some serious issues. These white women can take off the balaclava and abandon the trend, but race, religion, and gender are things

somebody can't just wake up and abandon, she says. People are able to wear a balaclava are perceived as trendy and cool but hijab can be seen as a symbol of political oppression so it's basically like an appropriation argument at their core where they say well okay for you to do it and okay not okay for me to do it but there's so many things to do it like this is the problem with all this stuff it's only really hits here because it's not white people. Because imagine it was the other way around. She'd never go after any nonwhite person.

Well, cause they're all, no, no, no. Yeah. This is obviously that, but I'm saying,

imagine the argument the other way around where it's like people started wearing stuff that kind of looked like a Mormon bonnet. And they're like, you think any of these places would be like, well, when the Mormons wear it, you think they're more when you think they're Mormon. And then when I wear it, they think it's cool so that's unfair and you go what

do you want us to do about it yeah it's like well i just want the sale of fucking like what she's trying to do raise awareness exactly see what she wants people to do is would would just so you know look at them exactly the same it's like yes well when the fucking thing is worn by people who traditionally have that culture yes i'm sorry the same reason why if i see like a biker with an american flag tattoo it might mean something different than when i see a backpacker with an american flag tattoo yeah it's like you go well why when the merrick biker wears an american flag tattoo you think of them as a certain way you know what i mean yeah but like she's like yes it means different things in on different people and she's not even saying that this is making her life worse she's just saying this is some sort of unfairness that's some sort of unfairness yeah she's like it's not

even like she's not even like oh yeah like my life is now worse because all these women are walking around if anything it's actually better because it's more normalized but she's saying like hey i still have you know and there is there's some people who think this and then there's also the degree of like there's that kind of narrative where it's like well there's nothing you know every girl's doing it under her own volition or whatever i haven't seen this once by the way what women wearing balaclavas i think i may be more exposed to fashion stuff you've been seeing this dude if they're fucking if you go if you look at like girls um like you know uh i don't know what you'd call it not like a catalog but like an online store yeah they have like lots of places that's a big thing that they

you know kind of have that in them right the same way they have like fat models or whatever right yeah but do you have any balaclavas on fat models that's that's how they you know double the dutch right double dutch yeah but yeah it was just like, it's interesting to me because if you had like the Pope or whatever, and he has a stupid Catholic hat, for example, it's like, yes, it's going to be hard to be stylish, but like a rapper might start wearing that hat. And then now it's like, oh, the Pope hats are cool. Like the, you know, Kanye West is wearing

all these Pope gear or whatever. And it might start catching on. And then yes, Christians could be like, yeah, they're all doing our Pope stuff but it's like yep that's what happens when the thing you know if something's cool and people start to fucking and it's not even that it was cool it's like activists like pushed it into a pulp i guess my point the reason i'm bringing it up is and i think it's funny to push something really hard into popular culture and then once it gets into popular culture have a big problem with that yeah if i was to say what i'm like my point of this yeah 100 and just the i mean again the complaining over

essentially nothing well but their whole thing and this goes back to a lot of things is their big problem is well you're kind of using it wrong like we actually um you know we we wear this for deeply personal reasons and you're kind of making a mockery of it to some degree okay but how many people walk around with crosses and have bible scripture on there it's like i don't have them in the church once or whatever it's like yeah how many muslim people go drink alcohol i don't know like yeah we don't muslim people who drink and then there is the other side of it where they're like this is not a symbol of oppression it was like well to some places it a little bit is and you know if you live in if you live in afghanistan right now and you've had been you know fairly secular and you haven't worn one forever and then the government just made laws that you have to wear

it like for those people it is somewhat of a symbol of oppression so it depends absolutely it can be all of them and it's mostly just like a bunch of just normal chicks who are like yeah i just i live in a cold city and just it's the trend and I'm just, but I'm more, most importantly, I'm wearing this to stay warm. Well, there's a mix of that. And then there's a mix of it kind of getting cool because, you know, all the big fashion houses for progressive reasons are sort of working them into their repertoires. Yeah. Should we get some?

Because this is even a female thing only, right? Maybe that's what it is. Guys need to start wearing this because guys don't female thing only, right? Maybe that's what it is. Guys need to start wearing this. Because guys don't wear hijabs, right? That's a female thing. So maybe if guys start wearing the balaclavas, even though I think that's primarily who has them in the past, is like robbers and just guys,

whatever, you wear the balaclavas. But maybe guys need to start wearing these fashionable balaclavas more. Fat, non-binary men. Yeah. No, just anybody. Any men, just in solidarity with our hij men just with a job i cry i cross you should do all this yeah you're sort of a solid air with the jobby sisters yeah i'm gonna get one i'd like to see you yeah do your new podcast with your yeah the job on just sort of see how that goes it's not a job it's a balaclava right which is i feel that's a european it's more of an appropriating robbers culture that's the next article in the new york times some robber with like the fucking

well this is unfair because when i wear it sometimes i end up in jail whereas you know they they want to they want all the benefits without actually having to do the bank robberies that go along with it must be nice so it's just funny because i mean i always like to do these back to back of kind of showing the type of you know these like microaggression type of racism that's uh being talked about here and then finding one that kind of happens somewhere else to show the controversy but in um japan so basically this woman gave up her child after learning the sperm donor lied about his ethnicity and education. Yeah. And so in Japan, so basically what happened was this woman, she wanted to get preg out

and she was like, she couldn't. So instead of, you know, going through the channels and try to get sperm donor, they just find a guy on the internet that bones them a bunch. I know that was the craziest thing. I was reading this and I go like, oh, that's how you do sperm? Because they don't do it. The woman had sex with the sperm donor 10 times to get pregnant. So pretty sick move for the sperm donor.

Yeah. I was like, I should move to fucking Japan. Because there's two. So there's a couple of takeaways. And the first takeaway is that you really, I'll tell you more about what happened. But basically, after it happened, the woman, Tokyo resident in her 30s, shares a child with her husband

and was seeking to have a second child, but after learning the partner had a hereditary disease, the woman decided to find a sperm donor on social media. The donor she chose claimed he was a Japanese and a graduate of the prestigious Kyoto University. Fuck yeah. And he had sex with her 10 times to get pregnant. Japanese newspaper shows up.

But then it turns out he was Chinese and went to a different university. university yeah and he had sex with her 10 times to get pregnant japanese newspaper shows up but then it turns out he was chinese yeah and went to a different university and the fact that he was chinese for her she goes baby can't be chinese yeah oh they they the one thing i was surprised with that because yeah they all like hate each other you need they need to paint swats for the racism because it's you know it's like irish scottish racism yeah but like a chinese person like a japanese person like a japanese that's the one thing where i go like japanese people can tell the difference between like like it's like it's almost like the stereotype sometimes where they're like i

they speak a different language well this guy probably grew up in japan obviously oh he's just ethnically i thought he was like from china well i would like to think that he didn't have a strong chinese accent i mean what would, would you be here? Meet with a guy and he goes, he goes, he goes, oh, I'm Russian, mate. You know, you have to be a moron.

Obviously, they have the same dialect. I assume he had like come from China and just like maybe spoke some Japanese or I don't know. I guess if he was born in Japan. I'll be even a huger move. If he had full face, the accent and everything. Oh, he's just straight, ethnically Chinese. Okay. Yeah. And that's how racist they are. That's like the equivalent of, you know, move if he had false the accent and everything straight ethnically chinese okay maybe yeah and

that's how racist they are that's like the equivalent of you know a greek person wanting another greek person and finds out the person's macedonian and you go baby's in the garbage i don't like vice uh promoting stereotypes like this though well they put the they put the uh they put the baby up for adoption like that's how much. She's like, I can't even. I mean, there's so many funny parts of this because the idea of being a sperm donor and that you're going on the internet instead of finding a prostitute. This guy's hacked the code

where you go for girls. You get paid. You get paid to just come bone. This is Gary Vee shit right here. To come bone. It really is. This is real Gary Vee shit. Y'all fucking, I'm working. Yeah, Gary Vee's like, dude come bone it really is real Gary Vee y'all fucking

I'm working yeah Gary Vee's Gary Vee's like dude you fucking throw your cum in the garbage I'm getting paid for mine yeah yeah every time you drop a load it's literally you might as well be flushing money down the toilet yeah which Danny does not recommend do not get started do not get me started not that you would ever flush money down the toilet but so it's i'm loving the idea that this guy found a hack but then on top of that he's put on this whole act like he's probably talking to five girls where they go goes you know looking for a japanese guy with a good school he's like hey i'm japanese and uh i went to i don't know good school.com kyoto university yeah what's what would be your favorite school crazy I went to that one you want to start all right by the way I like to get them fluffed up a little

bit if you want to open the mouth do you think you get I wonder how she figured it out probably straight down to business too I can't imagine oh well maybe they did a DNA test on the child right I don't I could be wrong but I don't know they... They didn't Ancestry.com. Yeah, I guess. I guess there's some marker that says you're Japanese versus Chinese, I guess. Isn't that wild? So this guy, he basically, when he was coming, he goes, I'm Chinese. Only the 10th time, though. On the 10th time... Gave it away.

After getting pregnant, the woman discovered the donor was Chinese. And then she said, by the time she knew of his identity, it was too late for her to abort she's given up the child for adoption now the woman filed a lawsuit against the donor for 330 million yen which is like three mil for emotional distress does he get i wonder that was not going to work out for the guy now if he's got to do all this does he get paid like when you set up that scenario are you like look like it's a flat rate until you get pregnant however many fucks needed or is it uh you get paid per and he goes look it's like uh i'm giving you the goods if you can't turn that into a kid that's on you i would like to

think that the guys would do it for free i mean i can't imagine unless this girl's absolutely fucking busted no unless she's just a beast if you put online hey you know if you want to come bone me but the only thing is i get to keep the sperm it's a good deal i can't imagine it'd be too hard to find a dude go on one gaming forum she doesn't want the game well i guess it's a problem because so many people they're like don't like having sex because it's icky you think that's a problem over there it is what do you mean they don't have sex because it's a problem because so many people don't like having sex because it's icky. You think that's a problem over there? Yeah, it is. What do you mean they don't want to have sex because it's icky? There's a whole thing in Japan, culturally, where their birth rate is...

They have the highest... Did you have sex with a Japanese girl and that's what she told you? No! No, no, no, no, no, no. It's cultural. It's cultural. It's gross. It's icky for us.

It's cultural. No, no, no. It's guys and women. It's a real known thing where their birth rate's really really low and they have uh because it's icky no they find it like gross and so it's like a real problem because they're not really they're not replacing the population and then they also have like a really old population this is stupid that's not the reason that they're i'm telling you they're like they're the hub for you know sex robots and all that sort of stuff yeah you can't even wait yeah exactly hub for you know sex robots and all that sort of

stuff yeah you can't even wait yeah exactly sex robots because having sex with a real person's gross okay so real person's gross but the robot they can't even wait for it to get off the presses i told you they're burning their dicks to get their sex robots so fast like you can look it up no dude and people it's almost more normal there to go to the you know brothels and stuff like that i've heard uh i mean it's like part of it's almost like a business thing it's like oh you want to pop by the brothel get a fucking quick tugger yeah there's a whole like kind of generation of people there who are just like they're just video game and they don't have sex ah this is ridiculous okay you'll see in the comments man well okay you're saying that there's a bunch of people that like

uh it's like video games don't have sex They might not want to do the whole thing, but they don't think it's icky. Yes. It's like they're... Those people are gay. No. So you have a guy, he's getting blown by a hot chick, and he goes, yeah. Hot chick? He doesn't even want to talk to a woman.

Well, that's not the same thing. You're making the... You're conflating... They're like incels, but not in a dangerous American way. Well, they're lying then. If they might say, like actually i didn't even fucking if anything i don't even want it it's gross easy to say that when you're not having put to be thrown at you no i'm telling you that and women too it's not even just a guy thing it's a it's a female thing they have a real like it's a cultural i've heard that i've heard that they're not you know i don't know i

don't know if it's because we have that a little bit here too and it's not because guys think that no but not to the degree like i was saying on the fucking kurtz podcast or whatever like they're not you know i don't know i don't know if it's because we have that a little bit here too and it's not because guys think that no but not to the degree like i was saying on the fucking kurt's podcast or whatever like they're saying that like the population of japan in 80 years is going to be the same as it is today yeah i heard that which is not good that's not because they think it's icky some of them do oh my god yeah a small percentage and so anyway she's basically saying that the distrust of her image uh because what happened was, you know, when she went public, but this is sort of her problem because she sued. If she didn't sue, this wouldn't be a public issue

because the adoption places are all probably discreet. So this went public and now everyone's commenting or calling her the worst person ever or whatever for putting the baby up for adoption. And she's sort of saying that's this guy's fault, but. That's fair. Well, she's trying to get three mil out of it, right? Yeah, I wonder how much she paid him.

That is the long con for her to be a prostitute though, right? Because she's, if you actually. She's going to go to court. Well, she's thinking about the whole time. This guy's like, she doesn't even know I'm getting, you know, she's paying me for this sex. And he's like, this guy doesn't even know this sex is going to be costing $3 million.

The biggest long con in the history yeah i mean it is it's interesting culturally that like because here nobody would ever go public with something like that no you might privately put the kid up for adoption no but once you start suing and all that stuff it becomes a public matter i guess yeah that's but i i wonder if yeah i don't know if you can do that here i guess you can you can it would be like fraud so how much do you think the average man's boned in japan like your average like 30 year old dude what do you think average partners average partners yeah three yeah so then every time it was icky for them yeah well no the ones were icky or zero they're fucking with Danny might be half Japanese and he's turning Japanese he really thinks imagine that you're having sex with because they think it's icky whenever you're having sex with a big girl you go I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so she's like did you just throw up in your mouth

I think I'm maybe Japanese I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so why what happened that girl that I boned whenever you take home just a fucking you take home a halfer just weird face

not looking good I think I'm turning Japanese so yeah that's definitely a funny song to put on I don't know that song what

I don't know that song interesting what? I don't know that song. Interesting. What was the Weezer one? Weezer has a Japanese one too. Oh, I know what you're talking about. I don't remember it. God damn those half Japanese girls make me puke every time. Oh, don't call me.

It's so icky and I'm puking, yeah. So that's another one. Yep. Puking during sex. Puking during sex. But I was just like, interesting. I saw this kind of study come up and there, you know,

a lot of people talk about the average fucking, you know, the amount of kills that people have. Yeah. They were sort of doing this study. And one of the things that they, people always go out there and say, this is the amount,

this is the amount. And this sort of study came out and say, there's very conflicting data on what the normal amounts are so the cdc who's telling everyone else they has misinformation yeah cdc came out and they said women between the ages of 24 25 and 44 have an average median of 4.2 partners and the men in that age group had a median of 6.1 so this is what the cd says that to me that sounds like misinformation uh i mean yeah i don't know i i guess they i imagine they probably take a pretty small poll but yeah it is a cdc i don't know well the cdc is coming out there with they're accusing everyone else of misinformation then they're like average of four

to six so that's to me seems wrong but then there's other studies that said uh reported having an average of uh that men were an average of 26 before settling down and a woman was an average of 19 before they get married so it's always saying dudes are higher yeah i think that's well again but there's the whole element of the lying and then there's again there's lots of guys who have zero sex because of that's why the median is higher yeah yeah but there's but if you were doing that women who had they're not a lot of women who have no sex unless it's because there's a lot of dudes that are you know uh like on your average woman uh on a lot of the low end has had sex with uh more but there's a couple dudes that like put out fucking numbers.

Like Wilt the Stilt, you know? You know what I mean? That they bring the mean up. Oh yeah. By, And again, yeah, there's just, there's enough guys

who are not getting laid at all. It's like, you know, there's been many movies written about it, Porky's. That's the median, yeah. But, and then they said LGBT, so there is,

and then this other one said millennials had an average of eight partners. So there's three big studies that are all giving conflicting data yeah so it's very hard to know what to believe and then they said uh so this is what the data was on lgbtq people they said average of 30 life partners whereas lesbians is an average of 12 which i'll tell you right now the average gay guy i would say it's 30 trillion yeah i was gonna say 30 like this week yeah one pride yeah maybe a pride yeah that's apparently there's a really big epidemic right now of uh at the steam rooms in new york i was

hanging out with my boy i actually listened to the podcast and he said that uh he said that he was at the steam room and uh fucking comic for the pair yeah yeah yeah i saw his uh some another comic posted his text yeah i think he might be uh doing a joke about it but he did uh yeah so i'm not gonna like the whole thing but basically he was uh in the sauna and then two guys were blowing each other like they were 69ing no uh one was blowing the other and then two guys were blowing each other. Like they were 69ing? No, one was blowing the other and then you legitimately walked out

and I've heard and everyone, we were sort of talking about this and a few other people said they had the same thing. Huh, I mean, that's a known thing,

right? Guys go to bathhouses to hook up. But it's not a bathhouse, Daniel. Or a steamer. This is a, you go to the,

so. Oh, this is like at a gym? Dude, in New York, dudes are like blowing each other right and left at the, like this, just the gym sauna. I've never seen that.

Well, do you go to gym saunas in New York? Uh, no. I guess you wouldn't have seen it then, huh? I guess that's a good point. I've been to saunas. I mean, I went to, I went to a, this like, uh, Scandinavian. I'll tell you what, that's icky. Yeah.

But they haven't. What, doing the blowing or getting the blowing? Gay people, gay dudes are fucking ballsy. Oh, yeah. No pun intended. Because you go, can you imagine like, if you pull your dick out in front of, you get caught. It's like, that is legit like sex offender for life sort of fucking thing, right? You would think so, yeah.

Pulling your erect dick out. It almost has to be this like known thing where you go yeah this place is like chill for that stuff it used to be but apparently now they're expanding like is this a thing happening at like equinox oh yeah that's a big place it's happening yeah like it's like equinox something yeah in the west village it's a big big time but so the studies and then the 2004 report for the national bureau said that they're this is what information they're trying to put out there they said the ideal number of sexual partners for maxi maximizing happiness is one a year and that's what they're trying to say that you want one a year until what do you agree with that no they said that well well no they said that's for life like the maximum happiness so it's sort of okay to show that to your chick it's literally like the hall pass he goes you

need one hall pass a year yeah and then they were go i mean if they're saying they're so they're saying maximum for your life is one a year i go i guess call me happy cdc because call me unhappy depends and it depends on your age for me i would say that this is the thing with all this sort of stuff they're kind of like uh you know that's what makes you happier is one a year it's like well it depends on your life i'll tell you what when i was in college that would leave me an unhappy boy you know i mean imagine you were like when i was in fucking touring with the band if if I was cranking one a year, that was my,

if I was doing one a year, I would not, I'll tell you what, the guy on that tour that like smashed one a year wouldn't be the happiest guy. No, no, no, no. He'd be ready to shoot up

a fucking school. The incel. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, yeah, that's obviously depends on time and they're

trying to say that a 2018 study from the institute of family studies said that couples in which both spouses have ever slept with only each other were slightly more likely to be satisfied with their marriages and 52 of couples who had spouses had six to 10 partners, apparently the least happy group, still reported being very happy with their marriages. So basically marriage is sick. They're trying to, yeah, this is to some degree. Was this the Ben Shapiro Institute or some shit where it's like just only having sex

with one partner ever in your life? Well, here's what I will say in this, in my opinion. There is like truth to this, of course, because have you ever, even, I remember even in the pandemic and things like that, where you go, if you're just like not around the whole thing. Yes. But in reality you are around it. What makes you fucking, uh, like it's the FOMO situation, right?

And it's easier. Like there was forever. You know what I mean? Like, let's say you just live in some sort of small town. It's not like pussies getting thrown at you and non-stop but i'll tell you what if you are a guy that's like been through that whole thing you're right it is like to some degree addiction which maybe is unhealthy or whatever but it's like okay but you did want to do that and now going back to uh fucking if you're like single and you're like oh i'm only having like one a year

it's like okay but yeah you think that's worse now you're not happy you go if you're like single and you're like, Oh, I'm only having like one a year. It's like, okay. But yeah, you think that's worse now. You're not happy. You go, if you never knew any better, you could say that about anything. You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. It's relative.

You might say that, you know, Oh, you know what's better? Uh, people that never smoked are actually happier than people that smoked and quit. And you go, yeah,

no shit or whatever. Like someone who never drank or anything. That's like, you know what I mean? Anything that's fun to do that kind of is probably not the totally best for you sure right yeah how do you start an institute but if you if you don't live in a scenario where you know people culture you're like that if you're and i find that you know depends uh because they sort of uh you know say that even with girls like you know people will go you know i just want someone that's like you know culturally normal and a trad wife and she's only been with two guys it's like okay that's boring though you better i would i would

i would need someone that uh well according to this study it's not that crazy off but i would need someone that was like uh and if that was the case i would definitely need what do you prefer triple digits you'd be like okay you're the fucking guma that makes the things. The guma. No, no. I would say you're the guma that makes the things, and then I'm allowed to be on the prowl. That makes the things. Foods.

The foods. The children. Foods, the children, you know, all that stuff. But in this world, in this reality, so I would agree, if you are the bench peer of the guy that's very religious or whatever, and you're only around that, and your social circle's all that, then maybe you are probably happier. Maybe. I mean, depends on your thing.

I'm not fucking, you know, I'm built for the pirate life, my friend. I'm not built for the sea shanties. Even not even girl-wise, you know? It's just like careers, anything. It's like, I would, I'm i'm not some people you're not built for fucking just the oh yeah go through the things age is such a huge factor with this 2.5 kids in a house in a fucking you know what you know age is such a huge factor though because it's like depending on of course yeah that's the biggest uh factor with all this but there is both you know

it is if you're not around any of this stuff, out of sight, out of mind, yeah, it is better. But, can you be out of sight,

out of mind? That's why I think if you are, people are smart to like move out of the city and stuff like that when they're fucking settling down with the kids.

Lifestyle design. Be around those. It is lifestyle design. Put your, you gotta put yourself around people doing your thing. is people go to like the burbs and do that shit

and then they fucking start fucking the neighbors. And then it's like real scandals. Cause you're like, you're in a small community and you're like fucking fuck my wife. Yeah. When I was definitely putting it down, I would say that I was definitely less happy in a relationship.

Like when you were putting up numbers, I would say that like anytime I got into a relationship, I was way more fucking like, I was also looking at the watch. Oh buddy. I would be every day. I got into a relationship I was way more fucking like I was also looking at the watch every day I'd wake up and I'd go I can't do this anymore I remember you saying

do what? oh sorry we're going to have to break up I'm not equipped for this blah blah I feel like a big part of it is time's not so thing I just don't care as much. I'll never care as much as I did about anything when I did when I was younger.

Yeah, I think that's pretty accurate. Because you realize that it's not the end of the world and it's not that big a deal. No. Whereas at the time, it does sort of get in your head that everything's, you know, and you're just like, everything's FOMO, you know what I mean? You're just like looking at everyone around you.

So if you are, that's why when you fucking get a chick, it's like the single friends, you got to sort of switch it where you go, what is this guy running around? Fucking all the men have boy girlfriends now. Yeah, that's what it is. You have to. The testosterone is higher too when you're younger. That's true.

Mine's higher now, but. You think yours goes up? No, I just. I think you're bucking the trend and yours is actually going up. Bucking the trend. My tea's bucking the trend. I was actually going up bucking the trend my tea's bucking the trend i was sort of a late bloomer like even grew late and sort of stuff like that yeah uh so i might be sort of just reaching my testosterone that would be impressive i did i was like i was one of those ones that sort of like had a growth spurt around like you know 19 or 20 like

i wasn't done growing. Yeah. And then was still growing. Like my beard was still getting more full when I was like 25. Like, so I think that's normal, but the growth spurt, I guess you see it in the NBA all the time where there's like some, um,

you know, some guy or whatever. There's like, I saw some basketball player who like, he's like seven, four. And he was like six, 10,

like a year previous. And they thought he was done growing or whatever. And he was like six, 10, like a year previous. And they thought he was done growing or whatever. And he's just a beast. Really? Yeah. Well, they were sort of saying, then they'd sort of put their feminist rant on their things.

This is the, the, the article of this, all these studies, they say, well, it might help you to consider. So they're saying if men have a weird feeling about their partner's number,

it might help for you to take a moment to consider why you feel that way. Is your response to their number a negative one? Consider what emotions are behind your viewpoint. Is it rooted in security, shame, jealousy? Are you upset with your partners for not sharing their values? Are you simply following along with abstract social norms without really questioning them? This idea that you can't have a preference on that is so insane. Yeah. i go full 90s military just don't ask don't tell you know you go that yeah uh depends i fucking usually sort of already know the ballpark i mean you kind of figure it out but i'm never like yeah let's see the list yeah i'm a sort of a chatty guy so i fucking start to get into that topics or whatever

i don't mind going into those things i would certain, but this is a thing that I was thinking about with this. I feel like this stuff also bugs you a bit when you're younger. And here's one of the reasons why when you're fucking, cause girls to some degree mature a little quicker than dudes a lot of times. Right. So a lot of times if you're 18 and you're dating some girl, it's like 18 or whatever. Cause you know,

people are more likely to date people their own age at that time. Then it is sort of, there is a situation where, you know, a lot of times it's sure way higher but if you're a dude and you're like 30 now it's not that likely you're dating a girl that's like doubled your numbers so it's less likely it's an issue because even if you're a dude that's like oh she's telling you some pretty high numbers you're like yeah that was a fucking three years for me pal she goes what you go yeah fucking you think i can't so i think there is an element though where a lot of women like unless they're like they will uh go lower oh yeah well i'm saying that so if you're saying yeah everyone knows that though you fucking add the fact you're saying you're right you're adding the factor yeah

so but their sort of idea is that like you know why are you being insecurity shame whatever they want to say but it's like to be honest if you're the type of person that's only smashed three it's like yeah you don't want to be with the girl let's put down fucking 90 but i'll tell you that you know and different people can think however they want about this and you could have whatever girl you want but there is there is positives negatives not that you want like 90 but if you're dating girl that only dated two dudes and they were like the sickest dudes fucking putting down performances

now you got that at least if a girl has been with like 15 or whatever now you have or whatever it is enough of a range you have enough of a range

that at least you're getting to fight against the average so it depends on who the guys are if she goes I've only had one boyfriend and it's just this like massive jacked

like fucking dude Brock Lesnar. Yeah, 12 inch. You're just fucking laying it down. You go, her only other frame of reference is that one pounding. But she is with you. So that's something.

Yeah. And she's, and her, she's going, and she thinks you're now so bad at sex and you're going, actually, I'm average. Actually, I'm quite good at sex. I mean, maybe not compared to the last guy. So it depends. I'm not bad, Missy.

Imagine this the other way around where she goes, I've only been with these two dudes, you know, and it's just like, hi, I'm the boyfriend. And this guy was like, you know, he had some money and then he lost it all. So he's not even, he's broken. He's weird. And then you go, that's the only thing you're competing to?

And then on top of that, he used to punch the dry the drywall you go if she's only been with that guy you go life's gonna be pretty on easy mode yeah the competition not looking so hot yeah that is uh that's a good point but you know and they're saying oh some people look at girls that have you know been with a lot of dudes and think they're crazy or less competent or emotionally stable or whatever. Less competent? This is what they're saying. The study proved that guys think this

when they look at girls that have... That women have banged a lot, they go, they're less competent. This is what apparently, like when people have judged them on the surveys, this is the kind of thing they say, less emotionally stable or whatever. But this is often true. You know, you could say, you might say the same thing they say, less emotionally stable or whatever. But this is often true. You know, you could say,

you might say the same thing about like dudes where it's like dudes that are fucking nonstop, like, you know, pussy crazy. It's like they're chasing something or something like that. But like, just to say there's, it says nothing about them to be like, there's actually plenty of girls that had sex with five

and plenty of girls that had sex with 200 and they're no different at all. And you're like, well, they are are though it does say something about that whether you like them that or not it's up to you and definitely they are a little crazier on average if you're putting up numbers of girls but it's like uh just the same way that a fucking dude that uh is putting up crazy numbers might be a little bit of more of an asshole you could probably say that yeah chad giga chad that's the term well don't you think it's fair to say that you know that uh a dude that fucking you know

lay lay in pie it almost makes you i mean it makes you a different person when you're just being that guy and it makes you almost sometimes when you're really putting down numbers one of the things that does make you do is uh have less respect for women because they do become so you know transactional and all that sort of thing and you see all the behaviors that like girls do and you so you only see girls kind of like in the context of their worst uh a lot of times uh you know what i mean like for example some chick you know cheating on their boyfriend or going whatever it is you know what i mean you you might see like in that sort of party scene or whatever you're seeing girls like uh you know just going home with dudes all that stuff as opposed to if you're in sort of a social

circle where everyone's normal you're not going to see just non-stop like crazy shit like that yeah for sure so all that environmental you have a negative effect on you know it kind of makes you look at women where you don't trust these fucking hoes it's like rapper mentality you know like hoodville shit where you go can't trust these hoes yeah i mean yeah it's the environment if you start hanging around like fucking after hours every night like yeah you can get different different crew of people i think the move is it's you want a girl that's probably a bit less than you because you want to be able to have that flex a little bit and then on top of that um you don't want to be too too low because you want to be able to have that flex a little bit and then on top of that um you don't want to be too too low because you're competing against only those guys and then also

it'll be a little that girl's probably a little too fucking what's it i'd say for if you're a guy just get you just got to get over you just got to get into double digits if you're a dude you want to get up there a little yeah in double digits yeah in double digits. Yeah, one day for you. Yeah, one day I'll get there. But yeah, I mean, I guess it depends who you ask. But it feels like there's, if you get, you know. It's a contested issue. I definitely know. It's a hot topic issue.

I know. But you know people who have like two or something, and they marry the second person they ever have sex with, and you're like, must think about that. Well, a lot of them might think about that on their way to the fucking prostitutes. Well, that lot of them might think about that on their way to the fucking Frosty's fucking. Well, that doesn't count though.

Those count. Even if you pay for them, they still count as a number. I'm not going to count on the census. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. They're like doing walking down the street and they're like,

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a stat that you won't like. Okay. Sort of going to be bad news for you, but almost one in 10 moms isn't sure who fathered their baby. That's what New York Post says. Crazy. Seems a little on the high side. Well, they said nearly 10 mothers don't know who fathered the child.

According to a surprising new poll in the UK, the question of parental identity was included in a broader survey about lying. So basically they were doing these surveys about lying. For example this casino or whatever they were doing. They're trying to find out how much people lie or whatever. And then a study in 2005 by the Journal of Epidemiology estimated that 4%

of American fathers were raising a child that was not biologically their own. The title of this article should be Bitches Be Lying. Why you always lying well that girl you lie it's on back on hoodville's side now why you always lie who was that i don't remember stop you're fucking lying well the thing is they did it was literally like that Chris Rock joke because they said, apparently, the survey found that more than half of men, 50%,

admit to lying on a daily basis. Well, only 36% of girls admit to lying on a daily basis. But that's the Chris Rock thing. It's a man's lie. It's I wasn't at the club. A woman's lie. Is it your baby? So apparently, that's what's happening.

I guess. I guess there's truth in these jokes. I wonder how many of the guys like kind of low-key know. Well, I mean, yeah. There's the classic, it doesn't look like me. You would think,

I'd also like to know what the definition of raising means because my guess would be a lot of the ones where the girl doesn't know who the father is, but she was like, says it's the one guy, but the the other the guy's not like doing that much

raising maybe yeah like first of all 50 of you know whatever crazy amount of people are single mothers right now you know raising means like you know comes over once a month and plays catch for a half an hour well yeah i guess it's the paternity is if they ever have to do the paternity test well that's the thing so i would say to the boys, it's like, you know, if a girl calls you and says, you know, I'm fucking preggo, first thing to say is, one in 10 chance that just ain't mine.

So you're 10% of mine, not even yours. It's like the Japanese thing. You got to do the 23 and me. You have to do the 23 and me on the baby. Find out if they're Chinese. Right. Find out if you got a little Chinese in there. Your kid starts doing,

something's going on here. Your kid comes home with an A in math. go you're stupid i'm stupid what's going on here what's going on explain yourself why is our kid instinctually know how to do karate can you explain that to me your kid's cooking pizzas yeah we're not italian what is going on i i have a fucking i have a kid with a chick and then uh the kid i i show up and he's doing accounting with his glasses on he's got a jufro you know danny yeah this is crazy though the idea that one in ten kids i mean who knows if that's the exact number but even if it's not this is why it's close to that it's a percent of it's like outing them one you know we're outing these we're outing

these hoes well you just got to prepare you for a million life of potentially that's wild though right that's a lot because i guess a lot of people get pregnant that aren't you know married or whatever i mean the whole maury povich is the bread and butter i know i mean when you put it in the context of maury povich it does seem very believable how he got so many of them yeah he he probably was like you should see how many we reject right it's like the fucking reject bin is just like fills up a warehouse do you think that the guys that did the backflips and stuff knew how to do the backflip so they found out they were going on maury povich and went to get a trainer to do a backflip. Like, that's part of it. They go, we can provide you a backflip trainer. He goes, you know what?

They got to train like a montage style. I'm going on, yeah, I'm going on Maury Povich in a week to find out if I'm the father. I got to learn to dance in a week. That's a good, like, a movie where, you know the movies where, you know, I've got one week to learn how to be the... In the montage?

I got to, yeah, I got to learn how to be the best poker player in the world in less than a week. I've got to learn how to be the in the montage i gotta yeah i gotta i gotta learn how to be the best poker player in the world in less than a week i've got to learn how to be able to do the dougie in less than a week what's going on in less than a week i'm gonna find out it's not my god well we gotta get to fucking work we got the whole team you gotta learn that and fake crying just you don't know which way it's going you don't know which way it's going okay well the one thing before okay this is one thing we feel like we have to talk about which is a uh danny's boy chamath yeah gotten a little bit of hot water it's a lot of people are in trouble for podcasting let's just hope the pope doesn't go on any

podcasting tours he's gonna be in trouble which is the theme of the videos last week and i got i got a million people that were tagging uh me and chamath's thing because of the video uh how to get fired from podcasting. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he can't get fired. I was thinking, actually, we'll go on. The Warriors part owner, Chamath Palihapitiya, says he doesn't care about the genocide in China, and then he backtracks.

I listened to this episode. I as well. I want to say, I've said this before that i feel like chamath is the king of bad takes yep and he's you know he's you know he was kind of the he's always like you know do it go in public with these sleazy spacks that kind of fuck people over and stuff like that right yeah um and i feel like he's to some degree the king of contradicting himself that being said the point that he's making is the one guy was saying you know the uighur muslims it's uh you know a genocide

going on it's terrible and he was kind of saying listen i know that you want us to care about that but like the truth is people don't really actually care yeah and he's right it's just and he was saying i don't really care where people he said in such a callous way where I think it kind of, that's like the real, yes. Like kind of his, uh, downfall in this sense.

Cause he's straight up. It was just like, look, I don't care about this. And then Jay Calico, whatever the moderator was like, they retweet our videos and stuff. Yeah.

Yeah. But he's like, he's like, what do you mean? I've talked to him, Jason Calican before, but he's like, he's like,

what do you mean? You don't care. And he's like, yeah, he's like, I don't know. There's just other things I care about and can't care about he's like if you care about everything you try and fix everything you're not going to fix

anything that's the biggest point and he's like but again it's just it's more just how harsh it was it was it's all but again in the heat the best point he made was he's like look well are you gonna stop doing business with China yeah like all this stuff and everybody's like no well because the warriors came out and they're like we don't think this and that's well that was the that's the broader point that i agree that i was sort of thinking it's like when people say you know they care about it well what does that mean because a million people go i care about this i care about that or whatever like well what do you mean you mean i want points so points what is yeah like like what do you do yeah what do you do nothing and again the funny thing is and again what does that mean that you care about narrative and like news cycle driven all this stuff is so he has this clip and because

it is like i think it is the number one tech podcast in the world now like on the charts so you know stuff like this will can become news stories and these guys have high profiles. So then they go, the owner of the Golden State Warriors, he's minority owner, he owns 10%. It's not, but they don't differentiate.

And then the Warriors have to come out and say, hey, like, you know, he doesn't speak for us and the NBA. It's the nerve of the basketball people to kind of say that. Exactly.

With the Hong Kong thing, it's like before COVID, Daryl Morey. You're who he's talking about. Yeah, but it's like daryl morey of the gm of the fucking houston rockets tweeted i stand with hong kong over their issue with like the law being they made him take it down or something they not only did they make it take it down they were fucking like groveling like the the nba the chinese government pulled every nba game yeah i remember all that stuff and then all the players like lebron was like yeah he daryl morey like put

us in danger and like he shouldn't like he's not his business and he shouldn't and you're like okay well like that is a legit thing well i think one of the reasons why a lot of people like referencing the the uyghur thing is because it is one that like kind of shows everyone's hypocrisy because there's a lot of people that are like I care about this and this and this and then when it ever becomes to these China issues it's like they abandon all their principles allegedly so I think everyone loves to have moral high ground you know there's a lot of people that especially in the political realm love being like oh you care about this well do you care about this yeah you care about this well I didn oh, you care about this? Well, do you care about this? Yeah. Do you care about this? Well, I didn't see you care about this.

Right? I honestly agree with Chamath. He's just like, the soundbite sucks. I mean, I don't know if I, like when you say, I don't care. It really does need defining.

Do you care? Well, what does that mean? Well, I think that's what he's saying. I'll tell you what, if I'm watching a, you know, when people tell me what's happening, I do go,

yeah, that's fucking crazy. But I, you know our other our buddy who's like another you know guy who knows these people kind of another you know uh rich guy or whatever he had a pretty good point where he's like you know if if chamath had said for example that um well he his whole argument was kind of like i care about this stuff in america like for example the problems we have with prisons and stuff like that and you know we have worse things here and it was like no there's that's not worse like the people you know going to prison is not worse than being like tortured and you know sterilized and all that stuff that's that one is worse but if he said for example well why do we care so much about this you don't hear us caring that much about

north korea yeah like there is actually better places to well i thought that there is you don't have to but when you're saying well i don't care about that because this is actually worse what's happening in america well that's not true yeah well uh the other guy in the podcast friedberg or whatever like he said it where because he's like look this is all just narrative driven like okay you care but like do you not do you care about what's happening in like yemen exactly whatever like there's a there's a million of these well that's what everyone likes. And that's what I was saying originally. That's not a soundbite.

Everyone likes to have theirs. It's like, you care about this? Well, do you care about the war crimes that are happening right now? Yeah. It's not possible. And it's like, well, how about this? Do you care about this kid that just has leukemia? It's impossible to, you know.

I mean, the downfall of. In any sort of actual way that helps care about all the things like and that just shouldn't even that's like a truism yeah i mean this only became such a big thing because there was literally a youtube like a video clip of him straight up under podcasting gets you murdered like under five seconds clip like perfect sound by just being like yeah i don't care dude do you think he has to quit his hedge funds and be a podcaster now no i was thinking though for a moment because remember the donald sterling on the clippers who he um he fucking uh got caught on the tape that his mistress was recording himself with the black guys and they made him sell his team that was

crazy right i mean he's a minority cheerleader i don't know yeah that would be well but i was wondering the balls on them for the NBA to be like you don't care about we are Muslims you gotta sell your stock and be like really yeah you gotta sell

10% of your team but like really NBA I mean there was a part of me when this started blowing up I go I wonder if this is gonna happen

well he says I'm telling you the very hard ugly truth okay of all the things I care about it's below my line and he says

he released he repeated that a genocide was below my line and he says he released he repeated that a genocide was below his line and you know this is them he did not repeat a genocide is below my line that's not i think when he first off when he says i don't care they all he he actually means like i'm not actually going to do something about it that's what it means below my line and he also like i'm not like collective no one cares yeah that it's not and to be honest like i think that there is something to be said about the you know same with like russia and all those places like it's fun to kind of be activists for some people and kind of you know even for politicians to go out there and sort of grandstand on these issues and be like this thing's bad's happening but it's like it's not your country like what are you

going to do about it what do you what do you plan on doing about it yeah and you're like go to war yeah and you're not okay they're not going to sanction like like america's not going to sanction china they're their biggest trading partner so who is doing anything like who's doing anything about this other than like people sort of just posting it they're fucking getting shit done well they're doing something about it but yeah i did there's like a lots of terrible stuff nobody's doing because china's just like won't allow anybody to meddle and they're powerful it is pretty crazy when you see what the stuff that's happening over there but again i'm always i mean i don't believe the media here let alone like fucking the media on a country it's like so it's increasingly more hard

to get you know uh your dick because of covid yeah it's increasingly more hard to find out what the actual thing is going on because i've heard you know with the weaker thing like i've seen the sounds like it's pretty bad the the what is it like the drone footage of the people all in like the blue jumpsuits and you know there's a second accounts of people saying like you know they're uh making them like you know re-educating them blah blah but i don't think it's anybody saying it's on the scale because they keep comparing to like the actual holocaust and then i don't think anybody's really like has any proof that it's like that where they're like mass exterminating them it's fucked up but again china's i'm not gonna comment on what's actually happening there i don't think i know well i don't

know i'm saying just this is like the stuff that i you know what it's interesting it's like when you know the idea is like what are they you know what are you doing to's like when, you know, the idea is like, what are they, you know, what are you doing to help? It's none of this is about helping. It's all about like, it's like, you know, it's that like royal. Yeah. But you're just, you know, I guess obviously we all kind of don't care, but you say you do.

It's like, it's very, yeah, I know, but sorry, obviously, but I'm sort of saying it's this very like upper class, like blue, like, dude, don't actually say that. It's like, you know what I mean? You have to, you know,

it's kind of, uh, like the construction worker guy could be like, the fuck do I care about what's going on over there? But it's like the fucking university professor has to be like, Oh, it's terrible. It lacks empathy.

Like, you know, there's one thing for you to not care about their identity. There's another thing for you to go to a podcast with fucking 2 million listeners and be like, I don't fucking give a shit about the Uyghurs, you know there's one thing for you to not because about their identity there's another thing for you to go to a podcast with fucking two million listeners and be like i don't fucking give a shit about the uyghurs you know and then you're like you're like yeah you just seem shitty person doing that of course like again i don't it's like i also don't it's like hey we're aristocrats we don't say that obviously you think it but like behind closed doors where when you're making deals you do what you want but publicly of course it's got this like very ooh but again i think he's like he he thinks of himself

as having like fuck you money and uncancellable and he just says what he wants yeah well he's sort of he's sort of in the he's always the last like six or eight episodes he's really leading into being this like villain guy a bit and so i think that was just like really yeah he's well he's still they were talking about eating meat or whatever and in the it's funny actually because the friedberg he's like a vegan and he said he goes in the future we'll look back on like factory farming as the equivalent of slavery and then they were like what and he kind of like you know he he talked his he gave his whatever like explanation for it but it was obviously like a but like that could have easily been equally as like scandalous soundbite where you go oh fucking eating meat's the same as owning a slave oh i see what you're saying you know and then and then that episode chamath's like yeah i'm

never gonna stop eating meat he's like i love fucking meat and i love slavery yeah he's like all this stuff and he's like i love like animals getting killed and well he came out and basically said that you know he kind of said as a refugee and i fled my country and as a minority like he he kind of said just so you know good but i'm brown like hopefully that counts for something yeah oh i'm sorry did you not watch the video i'm a brown man yeah so he sort of gets his race in there and then in december an independent body in the united kingdom declared the actions against the uighur minority population as an act of genocide so some some uh independent you know uh government bodies or whatever like world bodies

have been saying this the ruling was based on evidence that the chinese government's forced birth control and sterilization policies targeting you uighurs in the far western yin zhang province were intended to destroy a significant part of the group's population so the end of the day you can see that's bad but you're right there's some version of this i mean remember afghanistan if you have you said like imagine you said some version of like ah whatever who cares what's happening afghanistan to those women or whatever it's like by now it's like all of the people who would have been like, how could you haven't talked about it or thought about it in two months? Yeah.

I mean, they only talk about it if it's in the news that like, if you're told to think about it. So everyone really just sort of does the thing you're supposed to do. Right. Exactly. And again, it's like,

he just was very callous about it. Yeah. And whatever though, but this idea that like fucking you know you're supposed to uh the the getting people in trouble for podcast stuff is like jesus christ like every i know what you said it's a popular podcast but if you look this up it was every big news story you know from cnn to uh abc to like there's just you know when you see those charts of all the news it was every single one of them someone at every news store organization was like hey you've got

to cover what this guy said on the podcast that wasn't that nice yeah and if anything in his defense his saying that he didn't care but i'm saying him saying that he didn't care, but I'm saying him saying that he didn't care, causing this soundbite raised like substantial more awareness for this issue than he could have ever done by being like, look, I'm going to put down a hundred million dollars to fucking combat this. Like just him being a piece of shit, like way more people know about this than they probably would have last week. That's true.

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