The Boyscast with Ryan Long - DAILY BEAST SAYS CUCKING IS FOR INTELLECTUALS

Episode Date: July 1, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:50 Amigos. It's when we're dead. I like the orchestra. I think the orchestra stays, but we'll get rid of that part i'm gonna i need to make a new one every time it's yet to be seen what i'm gonna do i have big plans for this intro business once i started getting in the lab you made a yeah you people fucking made your bed you created a monster want to hear okay so i'm basically on i took a red eye flight again back because i had a whole debacle there's a lot of interesting stuff i think we're going to talk about the patreon because we have some real stuff to talk about here but the um i know so i haven't seen you i just got back but the um pretty cool thing happened on a plane it was sort of like a
Starting point is 00:01:38 moment you know those sites that like how everyone's uh documenting on the internet bad you know like this everyone's just canceling everyone. And then there's sites every now and then will be like, you know, some old man that bought some guy candy or whatever. Like, is there a doctor on board? Yeah, they, well, I don't know. A doctor on board. Like if someone has a heart attack?
Starting point is 00:01:55 No, I was thinking that it'll be like, they do nice deeds. It'll be like, you know, two guys from the Crips that helped an old lady down the stairs. They show that there's good people out there too right well anyways I had this I took
Starting point is 00:02:08 the red eye right and then I was trying to get some fucking crinks in me because I was I knew that I was the only way that I was gonna sleep a bit right and I probably didn't get asleep because
Starting point is 00:02:16 I started crinking crinks yeah drinks it's a slang that you don't need to keep up you never heard said that I've never heard yeah yeah that's old school I mean my body's slang you want to get
Starting point is 00:02:24 some fucking cranks? And another thing is, the biggest one is saying that calling every Bodega convenience store a chase store. That's the other one. Ajax, Ontario. Well, so I sprung for the extra leg room and I had this Indian guy beside me.
Starting point is 00:02:39 We got to chat in a little bit. And then it was the thing where you have to have your credit card hooked up to buy anything, right? Yeah. And this guy was trying to buy food and drinks or whatever,
Starting point is 00:02:49 and he was getting into it with the people. And then I basically said to the woman, I was like, yeah, yeah, you can put his on my tab. It's all good or whatever.
Starting point is 00:02:55 And he was like, I'll try to, yo, let me pay you. And I was like, no, no, it's whatever, right? So it's probably like $15 I was just paying for this guy's stuff, right?
Starting point is 00:03:01 Because I've been him before. Of course, of course. And then whatever it all paid for. And then five minutes later, the lady came back. She goes, by the way, I didn't charge your credit card because that was like really nice of you
Starting point is 00:03:13 to offer to pay for his stuff. So I just didn't charge either of you. Nice. No, that's a win. But you told him, you go, you still owe me the 15, though. Comes out ahead. Never caught it all.
Starting point is 00:03:23 The guy goes, what did you owe? You go, I think it was 20 I don't know let's call it a day those credit card processing fees are high on the airplane if you don't mind subbing to the boys guys youtube channel he's like haha
Starting point is 00:03:37 no seriously give me your phone you're leaving reviews for everything you give me a 5 star review on iTunes you give me a boys guys youtube review on itunes you give me a voice guys youtube channel also at the airport there was um this woman probably one of the best things i've seen this girl i know she's from canada so i was in the restaurant and there was this woman talking to this old like probably like 70 year old immigrant dude right they got to chatting at the bar and i was i got to eavesdropping at the bar and she was telling him all about how the abortion stuff so bad right and she was from canada i know
Starting point is 00:04:10 a lot about this girl i'll listen to them talk for about 20-25 minutes right this guy could barely speak english and this girl was going in saying all this stuff and she was like you know and they're taking the bodily autonomy away and the guy goes oh yeah this guy wanted nothing to do with it right and then at some point she goes and you know what even columbia columbia just elected its first liberal politician so it's just so good and then the guy goes columbia very corrupt place and he started telling her about the corruption on columbia yeah he's talking about columbia he started his kind of take was he with this guy sitting at the bar was basically the 80 year old man was basically telling her that uh it doesn't matter who's in charge those places are pretty corrupt right and
Starting point is 00:04:49 she was like well you know if it's gonna be corrupt and then she at one point she goes you know what liberal means to me is you know standing up for human and she was doing all this and i was watching this 80 year old when i may be 70 right how old is she uh 28 wacky hairdo the whole fucking ball of wax not liberal means i'll tell you what she wasn't though to be fair to her she was like nice she wasn't uh she wasn't like smug okay she was trying to be nice she was more like wacky than she was annoying okay but uh i'm sure this guy was annoying annoyed uh but at one point she goes this is what liberals mean to me and what republican means to me is all about money and just corporations and the guy was like yeah the uh columbia is very corrupt he just kind of kept saying the fuzz i'm watching some fun conversations over there
Starting point is 00:05:36 and sounds like a bit of a okay how about this for a sketch so i was thinking that you know it's very pc for cultural appropriation um like you're not supposed to cultural appropriate right yeah I've heard that yeah so which is why I always I go outside of a dream catcher stores and then any white person that tries to come in I sort of act like a bouncer at dream catcher store get back to the nightmare store pal yeah it's like basically some uh some like native person selling outside of a reserve and i i'm i you know no no no your business is no good here and they go no i promise you if my business is good here but it was making me laugh like like someone that being in the kkk where they were saying like it's racist to culturally
Starting point is 00:06:22 appropriate so then the kkk starts being like, well, we're racist. So then I guess we'll culturally appropriate. And then the KKK starts wearing all like the, so basically by the end of it, the KKK is wearing like, you know, like rapper clothes and they've got like a headdress on. Just everything. Just like an amalgamation of all the things. I was laughing by the end of the kkk
Starting point is 00:06:45 it's just five guys white guys in african garb and they're just like yeah they told us this is so racist and they go huh maybe the kkk shouldn't be wearing dashikis i was like i'm telling you they told me this was the most can't be more racist than this move right here right now yeah you think the white hoods are racist i just read an article that said there's be more racist than this move right here, right now. Yeah, you think the White Hoods are racist? I just read an article that said there's nothing more racist than us wearing these dashikis. It is the entire KKK. They're basically the village people now, right? I just like that your search history on Amazon is like KKK outfits.
Starting point is 00:07:18 Where to buy KKK. KKK outfit and a dashiki. I was at a crossroad. I'm like, are you sure you want these two items together? Yeah, so the one guy in the KKK is like, boss, I feel like this is a bad look for them. It's like, oh, is it then? Because I thought we were racist.
Starting point is 00:07:38 They're British now. And then he shows, he goes, well, then what is this article about there's nothing more racist than white men wearing headdresses and sombreros. Get gays on sombreros instead of the hoods. They got to do one hat. Like, cause you know, you, you had the joke of, you know, everybody has the hats. There needs to be one ultra racist hat where they're just, it's every hat combined into
Starting point is 00:07:57 one. Oh yeah. Every head thing into one thing. It's sort of a sombrero hat. Sombrero, headdressress yarmulke turban everything all at once it's the ultimate cultural appropriator like no one can cultural appropriate like this guy this hat right here oh there's no culture this guy that's not remember when they made the karen movie yes maybe those kind of that would be like a uh the people who do the rip-offs
Starting point is 00:08:24 of the key and Peele guy movies because they always do worse versions of his you know he does the black horror movies but his are actually good
Starting point is 00:08:30 yeah they do ones where it's you know the appropriator there's nothing that this guy can't appropriate so basically
Starting point is 00:08:37 there's some you know there's like you know an Indian family next door and then they're like
Starting point is 00:08:44 hey I smell someone making curry. And then he comes out wearing a turban. He goes, hello. Oh, you wear a turban too? He goes, maybe I do, maybe I don't. And then he sort of disappears. And then in the middle of the night, it's like the raining and thunderstorms. And you just see like a light.
Starting point is 00:09:02 And then he's in the window, just a flash of the sombrero. The lightning and he's there? No, the lightning and he's there like a light and then he's in the window just a flash of the sombrero the lightning he's there he's a no the lightning he's there with the sombrero then the lightning again he's there and there's the appropriator and it's played by clint eastwood so that's very scary he'll come out of retirement for that bad boy yeah the pro the appropriator there's nothing he won't appropriate i think maybe tim think maybe Tim Allen? Tim Allen. Especially because you'd want that to be a little lighthearted. Yeah. Yeah, good Tim Allen.
Starting point is 00:09:32 So yeah, we're thinking about that. Anyways, Pride Parade happened right outside of here. So basically my normal house and this house, our studio, is just as bad. Yeah. We go outside. From one zoo to another. We legitimately walked outside you're fucking guys dicks in your face do i have to put it as part of probably having to put this in my mouth
Starting point is 00:09:53 all i can think of is walking by because they put out porta potties everywhere and i have some just disgusting things that have happened in those porta oh my god porta potty glory hall that's no good there's probably some guy wearing a bondage outfit just in the bottom of the fucking potty. Do you think the porta-potty company goes, hey, do you want the holes
Starting point is 00:10:10 pre-drilled? Just because last year there was just all these holes and then we had to charge you. Yeah, yeah, we had to charge you for the holes. Why don't we cut out
Starting point is 00:10:16 the middle man? And then you go, where'd you go? He goes, down here, here, here, here. That's where you go to drop a dude? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Danny, what would you do if you went to the porta potty? And you sat down and you go, you're like, you're trying to drop a deuce. And he goes, you got this, buddy. You can do it. Come on, pal. What did we just hear? You go, little to the left. What?
Starting point is 00:10:54 Little to the left little to the left come on pal keep them coming you got this buddy he's down in there keep them coming but i will say that there was uh more titties so is that was the question we remember we walked outside. Yeah. And then a nice set. There was a bunch of, yeah. And I'm a big, I've been saying this for months now, that if ladies, if you're going to protest,
Starting point is 00:11:12 get the titties out. Get the puppies out. If the puppies are out, I won't even make fun of the protest that much. That's the trade-off. No. Because it's a little something for your, you know,
Starting point is 00:11:19 it's a little something for the college kids. It's a little something for the men. We'll talk about this, but just a quick little tease of it. But the alex stein protest titties were out oh yeah so danny was out of one set of puppies he was at the stand and there was a big protest yeah but the idea they're like all these people are protesting alex stein and then one chick's like dude there's like a hundred people there uh Uh, no, no, there was like probably 15 or 20, but yeah,
Starting point is 00:11:47 they went and got all this cardboard cause they weren't, they were, uh, marching for pride. They were just hanging out for pride. Then I get caught when that Alex Stein was in town. Okay. And then,
Starting point is 00:11:56 so it was an impromptu protest. So then they went to a dumpster. Impromptu protest at pride too. Cause it, I guess it was pretty easy to hire, get people fired up. Right. Like they just go into pride they're like you're never gonna guess what i just found out there is a bigot yes dude that was one of the signs is is this uh these people are bigots or whatever but they went to the dumpster and came back with all these just
Starting point is 00:12:19 broken down cardboard boxes and then they're cutting up the cardboard boxes into sign size and they had sharpies but they didn't have all their tools you know like no bike locks they had to go in from too they're kind of declawed if you will if you think about it though if most people at least at pride are probably rocking out pretty hard you know what i mean yeah getting drunk doing drugs guys were all drinking when i was walking to the stand that night i saw a guy that was sitting on the side of the road with his boyfriend had his arm around him and he was bawling his eyes out and i think my guess was he like did too many drugs it seemed like that yeah it was that he's like one too many poppers you know what
Starting point is 00:12:54 i mean but so everyone's there but can you imagine you're on a float swinging your dick around and then someone you you get like the signal yeah the you know the Stein signal the bigot signal the bigot signal and then you gotta be you gotta leave
Starting point is 00:13:09 whatever you're doing you know there's some guy that just pops the dick out of his mouth it's funny because they it was growing in size and we were just watching
Starting point is 00:13:18 we were sitting what the dick or the it was shrinking in size once the or do you think the dick grew in size or shrunk in size after they have to go do their protest shrunk for sure they go i wish i didn't just pop a fucking
Starting point is 00:13:28 viagra right now i gotta go do a protest quick but yeah it seems like such a bad waste of your party day yeah well it was later in the day i guess they were all partied out and then this is just a little icing on the cake we're gonna go protest a bigot on pride are you kidding me but we were just watching them and then they there's two of them the tear goes down their eyes the perfect day can't get better and then they're watching him uh or whatever we're watching them and then like there's two of them and then all of a sudden there's like 20 of them but then a bunch of them left i guess they're just like yes it was pretty low key yeah they're like yeah i don't know well they you couldn't they weren't
Starting point is 00:14:03 inside the club so they're just standing outside the club, and it's sort of on the street. Oh, the club was hating it, too. Yeah, they didn't like it. They were just like, hey, we're not happy about this. And the funny, too, is the event had nothing. He came down. He just came down.
Starting point is 00:14:13 This guy comes down and does one set in New York. He does one stand-up set in New York. He's already the most protested comedian in the whole fucking city. Yeah. And the funny thing, too, is it was an anti-vax event. The vent was an anti-vax event the vent was an anti-vax event but it wasn't anything about oh because it was what's her face is cheryl from kirby
Starting point is 00:14:29 enthusiasm's husband yeah robert kennedy jr so and then there's lady who was at the event comes out and all these lgbt people are protesting and she's like what's going on and they're like you're you bigot and she's like my kids trans like i actually like really care about i just don't like the vaccine yeah she's like i don't want to kill kids with vaccines so that's where i'm at that's how i became people are calling her a bigot and she wants to be like no no i'm one of you like i love trans like except yeah except i just don't want to give them vaccines and then what do they say when she said that out of they were just like they don't they're not listening they're just like you know they're just well, you're at this event, blah, blah, blah. Like, this is a bigot's on the bigot's end show.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Yeah, it's all that stuff, you know. And then they left. Alex ripped up a couple of their signs. You were there. I left. You were having a fucking ball over there. Danny was sending me videos every two seconds. Well, there's some bad news.
Starting point is 00:15:21 Okay, so there's a couple different interesting articles. But the first one is, this is just a little fucking quick thing. There's bad news Okay so there's a couple Different interesting articles But the first one Is this is just a little Fucking quick thing That's bad news for you Americans America's obsession With freedom
Starting point is 00:15:31 Is making men fat Says this study That's what's my problem So I've noticed Ever since Danny moved to America He has been sort of Mr. Freedom guy I am
Starting point is 00:15:40 I love freedom so much Well if America Obsession with freedom Is making people fat You can call Danny Braveheart. Braveheart? Oh, there you go. No, what Danny does is Danny walks into McDonald's and then they go, Sir, I think you've had enough.
Starting point is 00:16:01 And you go, no, that's you. And they cut you off at the buffet. They cut me off at the McDonald's. They go, Sir, we don you've had enough And you go No, that's you When they cut you off at the buffet Like coming off at the McDonald's Sir, we don't want your business Sir, you can't You know, you can't Fucking fit through the door You can't get in
Starting point is 00:16:13 Then you bust through Like the Kool-Aid man Go with your Freedom! No, before you bust through the door With like the Kool-Aid man Your perfect imprint Is what you do
Starting point is 00:16:23 Is you put on your Confederate flag do-rag. Freed up! I mean, it's an interesting theory. I don't know if I'm... It's a stupid theory. A new study looks at the social traits of obesity rates and it found that countries that value individualism
Starting point is 00:16:36 have higher body mass and index rates. But obviously, this is kind of that lazy journalism where you basically take two things and say one's because of the other, but the one first thing also comes with 90 other things. Because really, the answer is that countries that have more money are fatter. Yeah, for sure. And countries that have more money are fatter. Except for Samoa. That's where the fat people are.
Starting point is 00:17:00 In general. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I can't imagine they're like the freest place on earth. Why are Samoans so fat? I think it's just like genetic. They're giants. Okay. They're all just massive people.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Maybe they're not all fat. Maybe they're all big like the Rock's not fat. Rock's not fat, but they're most. Oh, you're calling the Rock fat? No. Fellow Freedom Brother.
Starting point is 00:17:17 Fellow Freedom Brother. Freedom Fighter. I'm a Freedom Fighter. I think there's a crew of fucking just fat people and rascals who go, we're Freedom Fighters. Also, it's so funny because obviously like all the fat like, you know, fucking feminist college chicks or whatever that are super body positive all probably hate freedom so much.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Yeah, they want, they're going, we need way less freedom. You go, you're not going to like what that tastes like. Yeah, yeah. So it's funny calling them like, you i have that joke the doctor is 30% less brave yeah can you be 30% less freedom oriented say yeah just doing the charts here it seems like you've been enjoying a lot of freedom fucking too much tell you what hasn't been enjoying freedom the shoes their shoes have not been enjoying freedom. No. No, the insults. So I don't know about that theory, but if it is-
Starting point is 00:18:08 Yeah, bad theory. Lazy theory. Men in particular think, I'm an individual. Don't tell me what to do. I'm not going to eat what I eat. This is, you know, it says fielding. This is like a university professor. I think it starts with the premise of this just straight up starts with like Asians are
Starting point is 00:18:21 smaller and Americans are fatter. What's the difference? Yeah, and countries that are dirt poor that don't have a lot of freedom. Yeah, but Japan's not dirt poor, but they are still. But there could be genetic things here. They're obviously smaller people. Japan has a decent amount of freedom, though. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Well, here's a perfect example. But they're a more conformist society. Well, here's a question. If you look at the different Asian countries, are the ones that are more free, more fat? I wonder what the... No. Okay okay so there you go right there's debunked i think japan debunked the freest right in japan japanese people aren't fat either but then the sumo wrestlers does maybe that maybe they're looking at sumo wrestlers maybe maybe give me freedom or give me death but when you say that when someone's telling you you know like sir you've i think you've. But when you say that, when someone's telling you, you know, like, sir, I think you've had enough.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Do you say that? I'm an individual. Do not tell me what to do. I say, don't tread on me, pal. I wear a don't tread on me bib at the buffet.
Starting point is 00:19:15 I go, you're going to best be stepping. You reach for your gun. You got a fucking open carry at the buffet. Dude, I can't wait until we start seeing fucking guns with just people with guns on the subway.
Starting point is 00:19:27 And you go, is this a problem? They go, no, it's not. Yeah, yeah. Totally legal now. That's crazy. A homeless guy having an open carry. But yeah. It's the law.
Starting point is 00:19:35 Yeah. Speaking of actually which, there was the most racist. We always do like when people, whenever there's something woke racist, there's obviously like we get tagged in a bunch yeah but dude the la times is is you know out of control with their basically like the daily beast but but pretending to be like an actual newspaper but i love a good you know woke racist or whatever right but they did a column is california ready for more black people to legally carry guns in public so this this is, you know, because one of the arguments that they always kind of say is that, you know, I've even seen this made as like a satire video a lot where they go,
Starting point is 00:20:13 people are, you know, super fine with guns until it's, you know, black people. And I think there was some truth to that, that when the Black Panthers started arming, people got warmed up to gun control a little bit more. For sure. Well, assuming this article is correct, they say right when the Black Panthers started to arming, people got warmed up to gun control a little bit more. Well, assuming this article is correct, they say right when the Black Panthers, there was like a law passed in the 70s, like days later, that restricted gun ownership in California. But I think now the first part about it is that so they're obviously they're obviously the ones that think that, you know what I mean? Yes.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Like they don't want guns. And it's like, well, they're trying to be like, well, actually you don't care. But if you actually, the truth is it's what you look like. Like if I see a guy that's got like a, you know, whatever version of like a kind of, if it looks like a right wing guy, I wouldn't care if he's white or black. But if it looks like a crackhead, I also wouldn't care if he's white or black. But if it looks like a crackhead, I also wouldn't care if it's white or black.
Starting point is 00:21:08 Yeah, for sure. If I see a white guy showed up with like, you know, he's got one shoe on. I mean, nobody's ever crossed the street on any person of any color that was wearing a nice suit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like they just don't do that. It's not like nobody's like
Starting point is 00:21:24 sees a black person in a suit and go, oh, I should cross You know, like, they just don't do that. It's not like, nobody sees a black person in a suit and go, oh, I should cross the street. It just doesn't happen. When you see the people on, like, I promise you when you're seeing people that you're afraid of
Starting point is 00:21:33 on the subway where you go, I'm going to maybe move one car over, this guy looks unstable, it's a pretty equal opportunity situation in terms of race. Yeah, I mean, generally
Starting point is 00:21:43 a good tell is the open sores and they're like, you know, cutting their arm. Yeah. And you go, yeah, I don't even look at the race at that point. But there's no scenario where you'd see, you know, you'd see a guy in a fucking, you know, cowboy hat with his open carry and I would care more
Starting point is 00:22:00 than any race. Remember right before COVID? I don't know. You were there, I'm pretty sure, at the stand. And I was in the bathroom at the stand comic club this is before covet hit and there was a guy with a gun in his like this old dude and he had a gun in his waistband yeah like just like he had a are you allowed to do that at this so we were i was like what is going on i i was asking people and we were just moved there and someone's saying he's probably how's that guy not fat but i'm so fat it's probably a police officer's like, I guess can carry it. But he straight up just like had a gun in his waistband.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Apparently cops are supposed to no matter, they're like always technically on duty. You know that? I did not know that. So if you're a cop and you're at a, you know, cops will get in trouble for things like this where it's like, they'll be out at a store or whatever and there'll be a robbery or something like that. Right. And the cop like doesn't help, they're technically
Starting point is 00:22:46 supposed to at all times, no matter what. I mean, I could, I guess, kind of understand that a bit, but what if you don't carry your gun all the time? You have to. You're supposed to. Really? Apparently, there is some loopholes. It's a bit wishy-washy because you're also not supposed to intervene if you've had anything to drink.
Starting point is 00:23:02 So it's like, well... So you'll just always be drinking on your time off. Right. So it's like well then just always be drinking on your time off right so it's a kind of a complicated thing i actually am i'm talking shit i don't know the exact laws but i know that if you're an off-duty cop you are supposed to intervene at all times but they were like you know in this article the way that they were talking about it was just they go um nathan uh jones leads the bay area chapter of the black gun gun ownership association but until a few years ago he wasn't even into guns so it's kind of the way that they're even yeah and i mean i understand the main argument they're putting forward is that like black people are
Starting point is 00:23:35 going to carry guns and then police are just going to shoot them dead that's not the argument they're well i think that's trying to they're trying to say the worst case scenario that you're that's you sort of giving them a better argument than the one they're making. Or maybe not. Because that's actually somewhat of a, you could see that argument being like, you know, gun ownership for, well, just, like, if that's your point. Like the Philando Castile thing, the guy in Minnesota who is like, who got shot in the, you know, the front seat of his car.
Starting point is 00:23:58 He's like, I have a gun legally and they shot him. And they're like, okay, he didn't do anything. No, but if they were making that point, but they're kind of not, they're like okay he didn't do anything like uh no but if they were making that point but they're kind of not they're saying that you know all these racists uh in california right you're like white people are you ready for this yeah i'm pretty sure you're racist yeah yeah yeah and they're putting dark music on it it's kind of like nathan jones leads the bay area chapter of the Black Gun Ownership Association. A few years ago, he wasn't even into guns. A few years ago, he wasn't even into guns. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:24:31 That's what they're saying. Are you ready for black man with a gun? That's the way they're spinning it. And then they go, it was in 1967 that members of the Black Panther Party for self-defense staged a protest at the California Capitol. Armed with handguns and shotguns they normally use to protect black neighborhoods in Oakland. They announced at the time that they had come for black people to arm themselves against this terror before it's too late. And then they went inside. So it's almost.
Starting point is 00:25:03 And then they went inside. And then they went inside so it's almost and then they went inside and then they went inside black man with a gun coming to your neighborhood are you ready you big i welcome it yeah i mean whatever right um so kind of he's almost like a it's it's like a their point is sort of a point against them because they're basically saying, like, if we weren't racist, we wouldn't care about this. But you are racist. But we all are very racist.
Starting point is 00:25:30 Yeah, and then people are like, good news, we're not racist. So it'll actually be fine. And they go, we are. You know? Yeah, and they also can't think of any good reason why anybody should have a gun. So they have to just straight up be like, no guns. Still, over the last few years,
Starting point is 00:25:44 as Americans have stocked up on guns at record rates, it is black people, especially women, who have been buying them the most. Think they buy pink guns? Doesn't that seem not true? That women are buying guns the most? I think you're saying among black people, black women are buying more guns than black men.
Starting point is 00:26:00 Is that because they're going to walk alone late at night in these neighborhoods or something? So it's like, why is that because they you know um they're they're gonna walk alone late at night in these neighborhoods or something so it's like why is that a problem yeah you go if you are a woman and you go hey i'm like i live in like a bad neighborhood yeah and i have to walk alone at night and i feel unsafe i mean i'll tell you why that's a problem because we're you know it hasn't happened yet but it's only a matter of time before all these cases of women go to put their lipstick on and they shoot themselves in the face. Whoops, that wasn't my lipstick. Yeah, girls are reaching in for their blush.
Starting point is 00:26:35 You know. Let me just do my eyeliner. I just broke the chair. Forgot to take the safety off. Yeah, that is probably, that's probably the issue with this whole thing, right? Yeah, I think so. Let me just apply some of my blush here.
Starting point is 00:26:56 And now. So that's the problem with that. But yeah, I guess, how is that? It does seem like an intersectional nightmare where you go, you have a black woman that feels unsafe walking home and in the neighborhood and they got rid of all the cops.
Starting point is 00:27:09 And a gun is a good solution. And they're saying like, we don't want you to have any cops. It's kind of that Trudeau thing where they, when he was saying, did you see the clip of him? So Justin Trudeau was basically saying, in Canada, he goes,
Starting point is 00:27:21 someone was, I'm paraphrasing, but basically the idea is if you're at your house and someone comes in. Yeah, you shouldn't be able to defend yourself. And they're going to, you know, shoot your family or whatever. Should you be able to shoot them?
Starting point is 00:27:35 And he was like, no, you do not have that right. And it was just like, okay, well here in the real world, like no one's going to let their family get shot. No, even if it means that you're like, I might go to jail for this. I mean, New York, I think I talked about this, but New York has this law. I think they're working on repealing us, too, where you have a duty.
Starting point is 00:27:50 If you're not at home and someone attacks you, you have to run away. You can't just go. If someone's attacking you, you can't just go kick their ass, even if they have a gun and you don't have anything. You have to run away. Such bizarre kind of laws, right? Yeah. These weird laws that protect criminals, like, pretty specifically, too. Yeah, you're just like, legally, you have to run away.
Starting point is 00:28:13 It's like, yeah, basically, this is Supreme Court. Probably not. It's probably, I don't know if it's federal, but it's like the state court. This is the state, yeah. The state court ruled that it's imperative for you to be a bitch. Basically, yeah, they're like, well, you're a bitch, so it shouldn't be a problem, right? Yeah, I mean, I guess it's probably just the odd time when, you know, I don't know, someone kills their attacker and, I don't know, it's a misunderstanding or something? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:28:37 It seems crazy. And they said, it's like, we're all for equal rights and blah, blah, blah, but they're still uneasy when it comes to the idea of black folks being legally armed well it sounds like you're i mean they don't want anybody to be armed yeah exactly but they're but it's such a just a such a brutal argument because their argument is hey this will be bad for you because you're racist right and everyone's like yeah i'm not and they go no you are yeah and just the fact is you won't admit it but who is this supposed to convince like who is who is this argument even supposed to convince liberals but they'd already think this well but i don't know i mean these people aren't changing minds they're all they're all yelling yeah but you think it would change the only thing our only effect it could have is you go to some liberal and you go um hey good thing they're racist because
Starting point is 00:29:30 it'll help our gun thing you know what i mean yeah and then everyone's like i guess good thing they're racist i guess racism is good yeah the only the only the logical conclusion of this is like racism is good i guess because it helps us that's what i've been saying anyways these are some there's some there's some fucking wild times some crazy shit okay so david hogg's been my favorite right now okay david david hogg pops out every once in a while and he's got he's got some pretty good ones. They're very, very like guy that trying to crush pussy things. But this is what he said about the abortion thing. He goes, I've seen hundreds of tweets about telling women to stop having sex if they don't want to get pregnant.
Starting point is 00:30:14 But I've seen zero calls for men to be celibate. It will never cease to amaze me how little men are blamed for getting pregnant. This is about control and the patriarchy. And then I think after he posted that he sort of took off his pants and he goes it's hog time it's feeding time ladies hey ladies get to your trough because it is hog time um as you see he probably if david hogg was smart he would you know go go around the super liberal college campuses Wearing his tweets on his shirt
Starting point is 00:30:47 And he goes Just so you know This is what I think It's time for some Hogg Yeah him over at Harvard Who ready for the Hogg Yeah yeah I guess people call me
Starting point is 00:30:59 Hey lady you look like a motorcycle Cause you about to ride this Hogg You look like a biker Oh baby you in the Hells Angels Cause you about to ride this hog what um well did you not see my tweet yeah yeah my tweet shirt i was in a shooting school shooting that's why i'm famous yeah you look like you were part of the john's disciples what's a biker gang because you about to fucking ride this here old fat ass ho but it's just a funny tweet because he was just like well it's girls saying that for starters second of all none of them are doing it it's the only i there it is funny for like the one or two guys that does have uh like the one or two you know Mr. Progressive kind of like Brooklyn
Starting point is 00:31:46 or California type guy and his wife's you know she's got like she's probably gotten fat she's got a wacky hairdo and she's like yeah because abortion is illegal in a different state I'm going on like a sex strike for a month and the guy's like yeah but I also think that and he was like well then you should think the strike's good
Starting point is 00:32:01 and he's like well we can get abortions here and she's like yeah but someone else can't. Well, for now. Yeah, so there probably is one or two people that try to do that. There are some dudes whose wives are going on sex strikes, and they're just like, yes. Yes, thank God. Well, that's the thing with this guy.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Honey, just a month? Honestly, we should do a year, I think. Really? You think a month's going to really do anything, though? Like, in a month, these women are still going to not have any of the rights. They probably need to go a little longer than a month, no? A year, at least. Yeah, we're going to want to fucking raise those numbers a bit, baby girl.
Starting point is 00:32:34 Honestly, we should just go on a sex strike and just exercise to really show them a lesson. You jog. Eat well. Maybe even get a job. Really fucking teach these guys a lesson You know what would really show them You start to pay half the rent Just fucking
Starting point is 00:32:50 You know Just really stick it to the man Stick it to the man You know what We should also Go on Eating corporations So we're against corporations
Starting point is 00:32:58 No more McDonald's Right babe Stick it to these people No more Burger King We're not gonna do Uberber eats anymore yeah how many people are you think honestly doing a sex strike right now the thing is with these uh i don't think that many but i also think it's so funny because he's like girls are he's like why we don't see any men talking about going on a sex strike it's like yeah because no one's actually doing it and this is all
Starting point is 00:33:22 like people saying imagine a man coming out and being like, until abortion's back, I'm on a sex strike. Watch out for that guy. Yeah, honest to God, right? It's just like a crazy person thing to say. A girl would fucking cross the picket line for two seconds. And also, any man who's like, why aren't guys going on a sex strike?
Starting point is 00:33:44 It's like, well, they either live in a place where it's legal or they have 500 bucks or they agree with it. Yeah. It's one of those three. It's like they either could live somewhere where this doesn't affect them or. Yeah. Also, a sex strike doesn't really hit the same when you have to announce it. Like you go, hey, everybody, I'd like to publicly announce. And you go, this is the lamest shit
Starting point is 00:34:05 I've ever seen. You hear this? Yeah, and also it's like newsflash how sex works is generally it's kind of up to the girl to decide. Yeah. Where it's like.
Starting point is 00:34:13 That's, yeah. I mean, again, yeah, that's true. They want all the power, so. Well, they have, they just naturally, that's how dating works. I mean, you always have to argue with girls about that
Starting point is 00:34:20 where they're just like, honestly, it's equal. It's like, okay, well then like, I want every girl to have sex with me. It's like, well, they get to decide. It's like, okay, equal it's like okay well then like why won't i want every girl to have sex with me it's like well they get to decide it's like okay so it's not equal well guess what see that guy sitting over there at that college if 10 girls walked up to him and asked him to go fuck in the bathroom right now he'll do it with nine of them uh-huh yeah and then he kept going he had another good part of his tweet he said ultimately it doesn't
Starting point is 00:34:41 matter uh blah blah blah he goes a lot of cap locks he goes but the reason men don't care is because we are the pro like he does a lot of like cap locks right he goes also where are the calls for all men who are not in a position of power to have a child to get vasectomies if you really hate abortion then that makes uh it basically impossible blah blah and he goes so why aren't't men getting vasectomies? There is a couple guys that did get one. Yeah, I'm sure. But again, at the same time, you're like,
Starting point is 00:35:10 men, like, in very many instances, it's, you know, a teenager getting knocked up by another teenager. What, are we giving teenagers vasectomies? He goes, why isn't the conversation saying that? And it was like, because they don't care why don't we just sterilize boys sterilize all boys yeah i mean they sort of are doing that uh i don't know if you've seen the literature is what's happening they're they're mentally sterilizing them they're
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Starting point is 00:38:09 the dances are and the coat hanger the fact that there's in the image is a woman and a man and a coat hanger is the coat hanger supposed to be the aborted baby i think you do sort of like a soldier boy with a coat hanger but they are the handmaids dance and you sort of like a soldier boy with a coat hanger. But they are the handmaid's dance and you sort of put your hands together and you're like a handmaid. Bloody ass postage. I don't know. And none of them was the worm. It doesn't really make sense to me.
Starting point is 00:38:35 The worm. Well, obviously. So I guess some of them should be like, do the do the ape or something like that. And you're just pounding your stomach. You know what I mean? You think they'd be more like falling down the stairs. Yeah, but like in a worm sort of thing.
Starting point is 00:38:46 You ever seen people do the boat where you just go down and then sort of rock? Yeah, yeah. Like you think all of them would be like on the belly and they would save it,
Starting point is 00:38:52 you know what I mean? They're not thinking. You know what would really? You're thinking too practically. I know. They're way like, this is avant-garde TikTok dances.
Starting point is 00:39:02 Well, I'm thinking they're, you know, because they're like, you know, here's a, we don't have't abortion here's what would save here's a dance that would sort of sort the whole thing out right to me that dance would be hardcore dancing in a mosh pit yeah yeah like yeah you want to go to a black flag show i want to see pierce the veil yeah or like drinking drano right right right so these are the kind of things but you have people and China is just having a big ol laugh right now
Starting point is 00:39:28 you think you're having a chat they go here this they're doing abortion dances yeah they were they were forcing the abortions over there yeah as you should if you have a girl yeah yeah but bloody-ass pussy is that's my favorite though what was bloody-ass pussies it's a cardi b but instead of wet ass pussy you got that bloody ass pussy it's because there's a lot of blood i guess when you have an abortion okay yeah and then they have a can't touch this one where they go down and it can't touch this body dude so it says can't touch this body and you do can't touch this but the idea is the government can't touch it i think think, is what they're saying.
Starting point is 00:40:07 Isn't MC Hammer a fairly religious man? Yeah, he got real religious, man. I don't think he'd be very in favor of his intellectual property. Well, I think his would be can't touch this to the abortion doctor. Imagine that. Yeah. So MC Hammer sort of comes in. Can't touch this.
Starting point is 00:40:23 And he's talking to them. Oh, and then. Right. Well, never let the abortion doctor touch our, when he goes, the abortion doctor. That was three, and then the last one's the termination tango. The termination, that's a good one. This is a dance for those of us who had to make the difficult decision to terminate a pregnancy.
Starting point is 00:40:41 It's also for those of us who will now be forced into that position by overturning roe versus wade i think it's like a um i don't know if you're as a terminator i did i never didn't see the termination tango did you see that one no i didn't see it did they help a lot of people are doing them did they help so far no i was honestly thinking i was about to say i'm like has anybody changed their mind about abortion? Or any sort of volume of people? I'll tell you what. I have seen in the last few years two or three people that I know that changed their mind to be pro-life. Yes. Well, you see that.
Starting point is 00:41:20 I've had people who call in a low-value and they say like, yeah, I have kids now. So I'm pro-life now because I have three kids and I'm just like, yeah, I don't want to. I'm not on board with abortions as I was when I didn't have any kids. Yeah. Which makes sense. Does make sense. But I mean, I guess people who are a bit more of a young person. Yeah, it is more of a young person's issue. That's true.
Starting point is 00:41:38 There is something. It's kind of that thing where they're like, it's a woman's issue. It's like, really? It's a fucking 20s issue because there is something to be said about if you're like a 40 year old dude and you have a kid it's like unless it's uh you know the old mistress yeah yeah whatever we probably fucking you know what i mean i will keep it yeah fine but um one thing i was gonna say is i did uh there was a a study so i was looking up the abortion statistics so because there was a big so I was looking up the abortion statistics so because there was a big article where it said
Starting point is 00:42:07 the economic impact of the abortion thing right and it was kind of saying the US will see devastating economic consequences and they're you know they're basically arguing. By having more people? Well they're arguing that it's all poor people you know what I mean? Yeah. So it's kind of the same like it's kind of a little bit like the gun thing
Starting point is 00:42:24 where they're like you know all these poor people are going to what I mean? Yeah. So it's kind of the same, like, it's kind of a little bit like the gun thing where they're like, you know, all these poor people are going to get born. What do you think of that? And you're kind of like, what do you think of that, right? Where are you going with this? Yeah, well, do you like this too? But there is probably some argument to be made
Starting point is 00:42:35 where it's like a lot of, well, put it this way. If you're 20 years old or whatever, you have a kid and you have no money, you're much more likely for that kid to be on welfare and all that stuff. For sure, yeah. So that is that argument.
Starting point is 00:42:45 It's probably true, right? 100%. So if people go to college, they're way more likely to have abortions. Low income, obviously, are way more likely to have abortions. And Biden voters are 68% more, and Trump voters were 33% more likely, right? Yeah, which makes sense.
Starting point is 00:43:02 Which all makes sense. Probably religious stuff. Except for maybe the college part where it's like, so really a lot of what it is is people that went to college that are like 20. Like that's apparently like that's like a lot of it.
Starting point is 00:43:12 So it's like they have no money, but that's because, so it'll say, you know, this person's like poor, but a lot of them is like a 22 year old girl that kind of went to college, but she just, you know.
Starting point is 00:43:24 Yeah, it doesn't matter. Like she has plans for her life. Yeah. She works. It doesn't involve having a child right now. No, but I'm saying, uh,
Starting point is 00:43:28 she's not actually like a lot of the times they say they're poor, but a lot of the poor people are like 21 year old work part time in a cafe or whatever. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's not, it's not really like, like the poor people that like won't be poor is a lot different than poor people that like will be poor.
Starting point is 00:43:43 I was looking up actually. Yeah. I was looking up the high school. I was like I wonder do women still get pregnant when they're like who isn't poor when you're 21 yeah exactly exactly but I was looking like do women you know are women still getting pregnant in high school and it's gone down a lot apparently yeah people
Starting point is 00:43:57 it's down like it's down and there's just like and there's just education and all that stuff so it's like I think it's 80 it's down like 80% from, I think, like 20 years ago. But it's really low. I think it's 1% or something. Like 1.5 out of 1,000 girls will be a teenage mother, which is pretty low. Well, I wanted to do predictions.
Starting point is 00:44:18 And I was thinking, what do you think? think because i've been watching um and uh sort of uh you know commenting on you know the right and the left for a while and we're the same and where they're different right yes and i was i've been like i feel like this is an interesting like pivotal moment where especially it's kind of like a big cultural win for the right which is probably one of the first ones in a long time and a few others are coming right yeah and i feel like it's always that thing of how does that affect culture and i don't have a and i've been sort of watching the tweets change and i was sort of thinking you know how does this all affect culture and in and stuff like that and i'm and i don't know for sure but here's my prediction and i was kind of thinking looking at and i was talking about last episode about like
Starting point is 00:45:05 the matt walsh tweets or whatever and i kind of read down he said we are not done we are not satisfied a federal abortion ban nationwide is the next step right yeah and there was a part of me where it's kind of it seemed like a little bit there's the you know when nerds get power they're always sort of you know what i mean yeah that's that's what like a lot of times it kind of reminded me of the woke stuff where it's like it was like it was like nerds with a taste of power you know what i mean which is the left was doing that for has been doing that for a while and that was like most industries was a nerds got a little too much power and feminine people right and i was kind of thinking that whether whether it's good or bad or whatever i think that the um the trump years for republicans
Starting point is 00:45:48 was like ultra masculine right it's almost like when people are and this sort of goes back to my theory of whenever a power is getting acquired it gets acquired with masculine move uh masculine um what's the right word movements energy movements messaging okay and whenever power is being used it's or abused it's uh it's more of like a maternal energy right okay and that's just sort of the nature of things right but so i was kind of thinking and maybe i'm off here but like the trump era was like a very fighting back energy. It was very like, you know, we're going to fucking, you know, build this wall and we're going to drain the swamp. And it was kind of like, you know, women aren't going to tell us what to do.
Starting point is 00:46:34 You know what I mean? It was kind of a, it was kind of a, in a lot of people's eyes, the like stop to, you know, the progress was going too far, I think. Sort of thing. Right. So, but it felt like a masculine like taking back or something right but then over the last six months and whether you agree with it or not maybe even in the last three months most of the right-wing causes have been very maternal
Starting point is 00:46:57 in the sense of like for example the drag queen stuff whether you agree with it or not it's very like save the children it's very like this is harmful i mean abortion is also save the children abortion so they're all but they're all like maternal arguments right like everything to do with saving the children and it's not to say that men can't be have you know be maternal or not paternal but there is something to be said about the like messaging is very mom focused and i've also noticed if you see some of the main right-wing figures that are raising up like even like think of like lips of tech talk or people like that yeah they're all women right yeah it's very that is true so i've noticed like more women figures sort of emerging in in that space of like the save the children and stuff like that right okay
Starting point is 00:47:40 so it's but it's kind of the same thing of whether you think it's like good or bad uh it just is a little more of like a feminine messaging that's all about like safety rather than like you know attaining it's less it's more about like attaining power and this is more about like using the power to like for safety or something like that okay so i don't know what do you think of that so my okay so i'll finish to my thought then i think that where it goes is you see i think you see the right wing in the next like 10 to 15 years i know like people like destiny last week he was saying he doesn't like to make predictions a lot of people but i do like to make predictions yeah and i was saying that i think what you see because of that is the right wing over the next year or two start to be uh a little more um kicking people out so kind of how the left was purity kind of a little more purity so i think you see like people
Starting point is 00:48:33 like that become a little more hostile to people like us for example yeah you know and you already see it like you know kind of dave portnoy who was probably like you know everyone's kind of mad at him right now because he was what was he the right the conservative bro or they were saying he was right but how many i think up until that point most conservatives were kind of like yo anyone that's kind of uh against this stuff is on board against cancer whatever right and i think you're gonna start seeing more of like kicking people out well for sure this guy's not a real you know right wing guy yeah well it's just there's like they keep changing what their main issue is so it's it's easy to get like you know when it's all the pronoun stuff and you get all these people who are just like yeah that's crazy and then they go okay we're going back to like the meat and potatoes abortion and then a
Starting point is 00:49:16 lot of those people are like no actually but like yeah the pronouns are i think are nuts but i i'm for abortion and they're like oh yeah you yeah know what? It's just there's all these overlapping things where they choose the new top thing, I guess. And that is true. But I think that combining that with the idea that really you need to essentially, I think there was when you're gaining power, it's more like, hey,
Starting point is 00:49:41 anyone who thinks one of these things is in the club and then when you're using power, it's like here's the 10 things you need to think. Yeah. Or like, hey, anyone who thinks one of these things is in the club, and then when you're using power, it's like, here's the 10 things you need to think. Yeah. And if you don't think... That is actually a good way of putting it, yeah. Do you think there's any chance we'll see a female Republican president going along with this theory?
Starting point is 00:49:56 That's an interesting point. Yeah. I think you do. I think you start to see the emergence of a lot more female Republicans in this space. Maybe DeSantis goes trans. DeS is goes trans and then on the other side i've even watched you know and this is they're gaslighting fiends you know what i mean like women uh the i would say like the corporate liberals or whatever right
Starting point is 00:50:16 but i've watched like a ton of people posting things like everyone's trying to say that uh you know that we're celebrating abortions no one is celebrating abortions blah blah and it was just like i just love someone to take that and like contrast it with like the abortion musicals and stuff like it was legitimately like yeah they were doing like abortion musicals and so it's like they're being like oh as if anyone thinks that in in so they basically are they're kicking out their extremists subtly by saying that yeah and then but because now that they they're like lost that issue they know that they can't win by like having an extremist platform once you're winning you could be they had no choice but to be like no we're kind of saying like obviously it's bad to
Starting point is 00:51:05 have one it was like well you weren't two days ago no you weren't two days ago you're like oh you're not celebrating it let's see if they go oh you know what we messed up we're gonna reverse our decision right we're going back to the old people are gonna be fucking dancing in the streets no you had to fucking scream your abortion shirt off right so anyways that's uh kind of like my uh prediction so then how how are the how do you see the left or the right i guess regaining power i guess it's going to go back it goes back and forth a little bit yeah i do really wonder how uh this is going to go as like in terms of a voting issue because there's an election this is me saying leading into the election or whatever but but not the midterms. You're saying the presidential
Starting point is 00:51:46 elections. Because we have elections coming up now essentially in three months. And I do wonder like on these moderate states who they're swing states if they're going to start voting being like, you know what? We didn't want this. Not to like this. Right. Like we were, you know, we like our government staying out of our business stuff, but we still
Starting point is 00:52:02 want to get abortions occasionally. I mean, fuck it. And if you're out of it, fuck crazy. No, you're right. Yeah, exactly but we still want to get abortions occasionally yeah i mean fucking if you're out of a crazy night right yeah exactly i get them occasionally it's like i quit smoke you quit smoking but it's like a fucking one or two you're in there dude you can't get plan b's instead of the fucking the ration plan b pills now so then on the other side of it i thought this was a pretty fucking banger was um so there was i guess one thing that uh we there's a cuckolding article and everyone was sort of getting mad at sneaker and like or whatever but they even said they're calling him oh really yeah they go another cuck he's not even well there is a difference between uh sneaker is literally getting cucked well yeah
Starting point is 00:52:41 but uh uh the one thing i will say is there's a uh a difference between i mean whatever who cares but like i guess i there's a difference between people being swingers yeah that's true yeah he wasn't like the true definition they're saying like i want to bang in this corner crying no that's a real the one is like i'm gonna bang the like i want to go to this sex party and like part of the deal is I also, she's got to get banged. Yeah. And the other is like,
Starting point is 00:53:09 no, no, no, I'm good. We're here for like, that's the whole, that's my thing. I'm just here to cry in the corner.
Starting point is 00:53:16 That's like really what it is. Well, this one, the daily beast. Remember when I did that vice article and I found like 90 articles about why cucking is so great. Dude, vice, if you type in like vice cuck, there's like, there was a while where like every week they had a new article that was like, it's actually pretty sick to be a cuck.
Starting point is 00:53:34 Is cucking, is being a cuck the new being straight? And everyone's like, I don't think so. But this one, this is so good. It goes, cuck holding. The sex fetish site for intellectuals. And basically... Why does this have to do with intellectuals? Well, their sort of thing is,
Starting point is 00:53:53 I'm a bit of an aristocrat. Well, it's literally the person writing it fancies themselves a bit of an intellectual. I am a writer for the Daily Beast, so I'm no dummy, and I love watching my girlfriend get fucked. Or hate it. Yeah fucked this is kind of hated yeah this is kind of what it is right they have sort of an attitude of like like you go it's watching your girlfriend getting fucked by do we have a monocle in you're sort of sitting in the corner with like your cane and your monocle and your top hat you
Starting point is 00:54:21 know like an aristocrat your handkerchief dabbing away the tears yeah you're like how long has it been you look at your pocket watch like another few minutes to go yeah so it's basically like you know i'm not just a cuck i'm just like modern cock i'm a modern cuck so these yeah they fancy themselves as sort of an intellectual pursuit. You know what I mean? They go, it's S&M, in which men watch their wives have sex, is catching on among people with high IQs. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:54:59 Uh-huh. Yeah. That's some pretty good stuff, though, right? Just a fact here. These two things are not correlated i will bet anything yeah i i can't well they're trying to say that yeah it's a very well this is that oldest thing in the book it's like a lot of it's uh it's that like i went to college which i think that i'm smarter than everyone but it's like what they mean is they've been educated but than everyone, but what they mean is they've been educated, but really what they mean is they've been indoctrinated by fucking nonsense.
Starting point is 00:55:29 But in there, the indoctrination... It doesn't make your IQ higher. No. Hell no. How could that be related where your IQ, your ability intellectually has anything to do with you watching your girlfriend get fucked and liking it but also hating it? Yeah, I think that they see it all into you know if you're
Starting point is 00:55:48 into you're into watching CNN watching yeah like this is probably like an intellectual this is the foreign films of sex this is the foreign films yeah it's sort of like oh you like a top gun dummy I like watching my wife get fucked by a random
Starting point is 00:56:04 guy that is exactly it's the boutique version you know I mean like oh you go to Starbucks like watching my wife get fucked by a random guy. That is exactly, it's the boutique version. You know what I mean? Like, oh, you go to Starbucks, I watch my wife have sex. Everything's just back to that. Oh, interesting. You like going to Burger King? Well, I'm over here watching my wife have sex with another man. Yeah, so.
Starting point is 00:56:20 And we have hors d'oeuvres. Hors d'oeuvres, that's French. Yeah, but that's the kind of high class thing that they're having at their cuck sessions. Like, you know, you're sitting there. Maybe I didn't realize cuck holding was so high class. It's very high class operation. I thought swinging was higher class than cuck holding. No, swinging is like fucking dirt balls.
Starting point is 00:56:38 You know, you can have those like high end sex parties and stuff. Okay. They wear the masks. For every highend sex party, Yeah, I know, yeah, yeah, those are. There's 90 fucking baseball moms just getting.
Starting point is 00:56:51 Just moves the gut. You never did the comedy show at the swingers club? we talked about it. Yeah, so you saw those people as high class? No, this is, you know,
Starting point is 00:57:00 it's just a girl, a woman named Delilah. Delilah? I was going to go with Barb. Yeah, Barb's just a girl, a woman named Delilah. Delilah? I was going to go with Barb. Yeah, Barb's the classic, but I feel like we always say Barb. I was trying to come up with something better, and I didn't, and you called me out on it. I did not.
Starting point is 00:57:14 Barb's a go-to. Let's see you think of something better on the spot that hasn't already been said. What's your mom's name? Oh. My mom's name is Ezekiel. Ezekiel? Oh, Ezekiel. Ezekiel. Oh, Ezekiel. What's the most Jewish name ever?
Starting point is 00:57:30 Mary. The only, no. Jewish name ever for a woman. There is this one thing I've noticed this, that the name Bailey. That's very true. I've only known the name Bailey for female Jews and dogs. It's weird. I've only seen dogs and female
Starting point is 00:57:48 Jewish women named Bailey. Well, I would say that swingers are like, I'm picturing a guy that lives in a trailer almost. Yeah, yeah. But I'm also picturing that for cuckolds.
Starting point is 00:58:04 Well, you pictured wrong Because he's wearing a top hat You call this a trailer This is a 2021 Airstream I think there is the new Swingers probably that have like you know The pink hair and he's the gay
Starting point is 00:58:19 Basically but there's probably the old school The key party Yeah I think he looks like the blogger character essentially you know what I mean like I think there's two versions there's the guy that looks like he works at the Daily Beast you know what I mean like he's very nerdy or something like that and then there's the
Starting point is 00:58:36 other version bro no not bro-ish the Daily Beast guy and then the other version is like you know he looks like a bisexual cuck oh got, gotcha. Yeah. But not an actual cuck. That's the new version of Swingers, too.
Starting point is 00:58:51 You're not talking about, he's not a cuck in terms of actually liking cuckoldry. Maybe you don't know. Maybe the cucks, that's the thing you don't know. Most people, that's what I've been saying about gay people. The only cuck I know is JJ, and he's not classy. Yeah, but he's the gay one. Right. There's a difference between being like a cock and being gay.
Starting point is 00:59:07 You know what I mean? You're like, yeah, of course. JJ seems to bridge that gap. No, you're like, oh, you're watching. Uh, you're, oh, you like watching your girl have sex with a guy.
Starting point is 00:59:16 It's like, no, I like watching this hunky guy bang some slut that I live with that. I, that I'm like, you know, but there's such that I'm in a platonic, the relationship,
Starting point is 00:59:24 but they have this whole element that they talk about of like the humiliation. I know. Where you're like I hate it and love it at the same time. Yeah. Maybe that's why they think it's such a smart man's game. Because you know what? How can you hold two opposing feelings at the exact same time? It's a thinking
Starting point is 00:59:40 man's sex. It's a thinking man's game. Y'all are playing checkers over there at your swingers party. I'm playing chess. watch my wife get fucked that's that's what they think it's sort of a thinking man's thing right the fact that they're pitching the idea that this is a high iql thing who revel in the psychological agony so it's like two sides they're operating on a different psychological plane than you you know what i mean yeah look at yeah you're some they're saying low iq guys are like look at that rack and then whereas a high iq guy would be like
Starting point is 01:00:15 oh look at that rack love to see it fucking get taken away from me yeah it's like swingers like reading like danielle steel novels like with fabio on the It's like swingers, like reading like Danielle Steele novels, like with Fabio on the cover. And then, uh, Cox, like reading like the Da Vinci code. They're like,
Starting point is 01:00:29 they're like, I think probably there's a lot of swinger guys who are just like so much over their chick where it's like, you're just like, Oh, this is the literally like the thread that is keeping this relationship together. We could do this. Yeah. And they're just like,
Starting point is 01:00:43 what do you not care that she's having sex with other guys? It's like, better him than me. Swingers Club is just a bunch of fat people trying to be in like, you want my wife? And everyone's like, you want mine?
Starting point is 01:00:54 You go, ugh. It's just dudes just drinking beer naked at the bar. Yeah, yeah. No one has any interest in any of these women. Chicks are just talking about stuff over there wearing their weird shit yeah so he goes cock holding is rapidly emerging as the
Starting point is 01:01:11 alt sex fetish choice for american intellectuals this is this is a guy definitely trying to it is 100 a rationalization of a person that's into this you know what i mean oh big time or or a girl being like oh my man's an intellectual you know what i mean oh big time or or a girl being like oh my man's an intellectual you know what i mean she's not no i'm not dating some like written by a chick yeah that's what i mean she's like i'm not dating some weirdo my man's a intellectual we're all i mean they're all are like is is and is the cut the bull in the scenario like are they all smart people like is this like a mensa thing no that's what they did you see the bull in the scenario? Are they all smart people? Is this like a Mensa thing? No, that's what they...
Starting point is 01:01:46 Did you see a part of the article where they said that... In the article, they said they had to do the caveat that there's also a problematic racial component. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So funny. They had to say that there's a problematic part of the cuckolding. Do you think the smart people, they go, we don't... any race is welcome.
Starting point is 01:02:06 Well, it is true because they're basically not saying the bull's an intellectual. They're saying it's just their cuckolding the intellectual. That is problematic, you fucking geniuses. Yeah. Can I have some caviar? Caviar. So I don't think this is rapidly emerging as the choice fetish for american intellectuals i mean let's ask it's for america pseudo you know it's the choice for like fucking
Starting point is 01:02:33 democrat like uh people that are you know trying to interact with all this like new woke nonsense in a way that you know affirms their own identity and ideological. Yeah, giving yourself a pat on the back for your weird thing. They're like, oh, look at these Trump guys having sex with their own wife. Who's watching? No one? Oh, you peasants. Oh, my wife really got it last night.
Starting point is 01:03:06 By you? That's it? I guess you were probably breaking a sweat. Oh, that's rich. That's rich. I don't even take my shirt off. Yeah, they're in the corner with one of those long cigarettes. Yeah, the super long ones, like the penguin.
Starting point is 01:03:25 Yeah, I'd fucking like to give it to her. You! Hey! Did you hear this, Stefan? This construction worker bangs his own wife! What's the matter? Can't afford a bull? It must be so weird to be, like, knowing people like that.
Starting point is 01:03:43 Or, like, this chick, and you're just, like, a black guy, and you're like, I don't really want to be around knowing people like that or like this chicken you're just like a black guy and you're like i don't really want to be around you i don't yeah it's like what you i like it's probably like guys like yeah i'm not in any weird stuff i can't imagine the the black guy like well that was part of the article too and they were just like what if you really want to step up the game they have like an intimate connection where you basically watch the guy on a date with the wife and they're sitting in the hotel room like chatting and stuff and then you're in the back that'd be like it's probably hard to get the like black guy on board the black guy to be on board with all that stuff he's like hey do you mind uh sitting there naked and cuddling with her he's like
Starting point is 01:04:18 actually i just called my uber yeah i'm good on that he goes why don't you stop being such a bitch and you do take over yeah why don't you stop being such a bitch and you do take over? Yeah, why don't you take over the cuddling? He goes, that wasn't part of the deal. But the deal, I'm strictly involved. Yeah, imagine some guy's like, yeah, you want to come bang my wife? And yeah, I got to watch. And then like some fucking drunk dude, like, you know, he's like, ah, fine, whatever.
Starting point is 01:04:40 Fuck it, man. You know, he couldn't find anything at the bar. And he goes, whatever, dude. I'll come smash this chick while this weirdo's's weirdos in the corner and then afterwards he's like do you guys mind cuddling and talking about your feelings i would really appreciate that you go can you shut that guy up like i said i'd be here it's really me fucking losing my boner right now that's definitely I have a request would you stroke harder sir
Starting point is 01:05:08 sitting in the corner smoking his fucking long Corella DeVille dart getting ready for a fucking polo tomorrow big polo crowd look at those hamstrings yeah he probably is you know his hands are so soft he's never done a
Starting point is 01:05:26 damn manual labor in his life spending daddy's money on some prostitute male prostitute yeah yeah so i don't think that this is uh actually happening no but cock holding is rapidly emerging is that just check out the online forums at our hot wives.org. It's really, you know, really it's, those are the two. It's Mensa and then ourhotwives.org. .org. I like that it is.org, though. That is something a smart guy would do. Go, our pornography ends in.org.
Starting point is 01:05:57 Yeah, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a thinking man's website. You go to.com for your pornography? Rich. Very pedestrian of you. Yeah, that is. You're like.com with the person.
Starting point is 01:06:10 Pornography is.org or.edu. Oh, shit. Got some chair problems? I was having some chair problems too, man. Got the chair problems figured out. That is a high class man's website. He's on Pornhub.org. What's Pornhub.org. What's Pornhub.org?
Starting point is 01:06:25 It's mainly guys banging my wife. It's mostly just videos of me in the corner. So he goes. Remember the good old days when you just kept this shit to yourself? I'm totally, totally nude. Just do it and tell nobody no one needs to know this pal yeah
Starting point is 01:06:47 our hot wives dot org so if you were hiring someone for your business oh yeah they make you take a skill testing question I'm just like I'd rather you didn't I know about our founder right
Starting point is 01:07:07 No no no Yeah yeah When you sign up to do your I gotta tell them pie to 14 Digits what the fuck Smart enough to be a cuck Yeah so you gotta do a lot of Skill testing questions at ourhotwives.com
Starting point is 01:07:32 That's generally when you're looking for a genius You go There's only one person that can solve this case We don't have anyone smart enough There's only one place You go to the cuck convention And you go, listen guys, we got a problem There's an atomic place. You go to the cuck convention, and you go, listen, guys, we got a problem. There's an atomic bomb that's about to go off, and we need someone to rewire all the code.
Starting point is 01:07:53 The guy's smoking his cigarette in the side of the room while his wife's getting banged. He goes, in a second. He goes, we only have a minute. He goes, I could do it three times in a minute. Like, I could cuck. That's more than enough time. Yeah, that would be more than enough time yeah that'll be more than enough time he's very yeah he's walking really slow because he's not in any hurry
Starting point is 01:08:10 i don't even need to see the full code where letter perfect postings celebrate cuckoldry as a cerebral pursuers these cucks are really up their own asses right now term cerebral so these cucks are really up their own asses right now. Bullshit term, cerebral. So these cucks are really up their own asses being like, yo, we're pretty smart, huh, guys? This is so fucking nerve. No, Danny, this is what's happening. Like they're being like literally elitist about kinks. No, Danny.
Starting point is 01:08:41 Some of the guys in the corner watching his wife's getting banged and solving Rubik's cubes. Looks up and goes, very good. He goes, if you don't finish by the time I finish this Rubik's cube, you don't get your bonus, DeAndre. you're definitely one of your bonus DeAndre yeah he's just
Starting point is 01:09:19 doing a Rubik's Cube in one hand with just one hand and he's solving a crossword puzzle with the other hand doing his LSATs he just does his LSATs Rubik's Cube in one hand with just one hand and he's solving a crossword puzzle with the other hand. Doing his LSATs.
Starting point is 01:09:29 He just does his LSATs for fun. He doesn't want to be a liar. Just be a fun pastime. Okay, so. It's a dangerous game involving jealousy, misery, gratitude. So now it's a dangerous game. Oh, a dangerous game. It's a dangerous game.
Starting point is 01:09:46 So Paul said he remembers what uh um paul says he remembers walking in his parents once and realizing he was too young to realize what was going on and what they were doing in bed and they said get out and he knew there was something exciting about that so that's very he was intellectual from a young age so from a age, he was getting cucked by his parents. He liked the idea. Rubik's Cube. He accidentally walks in and goes, what is this? Yeah, so his parents kicked him out of the room when they were having sex, and he liked that.
Starting point is 01:10:13 Yeah, he liked that. That excited him to be kicked out of somewhere. Is it? Assuming that that's true. At least he became a cock and not a rapist. That's true. Because they're like, hey, he liked being told he can't do it. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:10:24 Yeah. rapist that's true because they're like hey he liked being told he can't do it you know what i mean yeah but it is interesting if that's true like how little it takes for you to totally change who you are as a person like like the path you're on like just like he walks into his parents having sex that's a hard fork uh-huh as he goes i'm a cuck now like just like probably took him a few years for someone to say but i'm saying that so's what he goes. That's the incident. He goes, I never walked in. He goes, I just plow my wife like fucking, you know, I'd be the stupid. Put on my hard hat on and just plow my wife. I'd probably be working on a construction site.
Starting point is 01:10:53 Yeah. He goes, I would have never had this giant brain, this IQ, nothing. I'd be working for the town, smoking cigarettes, taking coffee breaks. You know what I mean? Yeah. Driving around a city truck truck taking the long route okay so that's some good stuff right there i'm gonna take another quick second here to tell the fellas about keeps this is something that everyone deals with two out of three men will experience
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Starting point is 01:13:20 film called animals if you want to look it up he was the guy that played the bird watcher i think danny posted too but he was like he was a he was like you want to look it up. He was the guy that played the bird watcher. I think Danny posted it too, but he was like, he was like a rare talent where I remember, that was when he first started doing standup and I remember just watching him on stage and being like, kind of making a note of like, oh, I want to put him in something.
Starting point is 01:13:37 Yeah, he was just super, he was just super funny. He was so unique and he had these like weird jokes where he would go, he would basically say stuff like, he goes, you know, people call me uh mr nemerov that's my dad's name you can call me mr nemerov jr or whatever
Starting point is 01:13:54 because i know what you guys are thinking uh i look like a mix between uh ted and joanne nemerov but i don't know he just had all these like one-liners he was super funny dude and he was like uh nice and everyone like kind of beloved and he had some but it was interesting that uh the there's first part was i was thinking i go so every year you know it's one thing when comedians die when they're like 60 but it's like i know five or six comedians that have died that are you know in their 20s and early 30s right yeah i don't know a single person from music i don't know a single person from uh you know high school or college none of my college friends
Starting point is 01:14:36 randomly died i don't know one from film that's a good point i don't really know and i know older people but i don't know anyone like our age that just randomly died. And in comedy, I know eight. Yeah, that is true. It's nuts. I just always assume that there's a general depression because generally they're killing themselves. He didn't.
Starting point is 01:14:55 Well, we don't know. We don't know that. We don't know that. That's not what they're saying. And I think that's what's going on, what you're getting at is they just said he died. And then now it's been latched on well it's been an interesting to watch the media pick it up and it's always interesting because everyone kind of
Starting point is 01:15:10 knows that you know the media spins their narratives or whatever right but so in my own personal thing he died and we're kind of all messaging in our comedian group chats being like oh bruto like you know does anyone know what happened and it's sort of like a hush you know a lot of times these things are like hush hush yeah and then i mean maybe remember the guy from uh remember the guy who's the the grapest sketch uh it was like one of the funniest sketches of all time uh why did the whitest so that guy died and it was kind of like you know what happened and they sort of said one thing and then it was all speculation then like two months later they kind of tell you what happened so a lot of times when someone dies the family doesn't really
Starting point is 01:15:46 tell you what i mean they're like they're dealing with all sorts of shit that's not like caring what the public right but basically you know all these websites and the you know fox news and the daily wire were all posting like basically that this was evidence of like the vaccine well they're not saying it but they know that they know the fact that they're making this a story like again more importantly we know many comedians who have died it's not international news right you know and it's not like you know not to i'm not i'm not trying to like disparage him but like he wasn't like russell peters like he was known in canada but he wasn't like this international guy where it was to be all over the world which it is
Starting point is 01:16:24 and what's happening is it's kind of interesting at least this is my opinion on it is that they're like these sites are just being like hey this comedian died here you go knowing that this is going to be shared among the anti-vax world as being like yeah this is a sign of this and that's how the signal boosts i mean someone's watching this right now being like what are you guys stupid obviously that's how the signal boosts. I mean, someone's watching this right now being like, what are you guys, stupid? Obviously that's what it is. But it's like the reason, yeah, and the thing is when it's your own, when someone that you like have, you know, personal, you know, the thing is like, and again, I have no idea,
Starting point is 01:16:55 but there's been a million cases where, you know, again, I have no idea, but someone's like ODs and then the person says this or someone commits suicide and we've had people that commit suicide and the parents said something else and i'm not at all saying that happened to him but the bottom line is no one really knows right no and also like i had a friend uh a friend of a friend who like he was probably my age and he just had a heart attack and died and that is what happened yeah and that does some i mean dude there's a lot of people like that does legitimately happen it happened before covet ever existed you know and uh but yeah you know that's just like there's this narrative that people are looking for data points for and then but like it's
Starting point is 01:17:35 just interesting that the news is almost complicit even if it's not on the right like it's it's literally like these left-wing outlets who are just saying like here's what happens and like but you're like yeah but you're posting this not because you really care i think like in the back of their minds they know like this is gonna go far because of these people yeah oh they're i see what you mean yeah that's what i that's kind of like a dirty game it is dirty game yeah all around yeah but it was like the truth is there could actually be like a real answer that comes out tomorrow history that nobody knows about there could actually be like a real answer that comes out tomorrow. History that nobody knows about.
Starting point is 01:18:08 There could be a huge medical history that no one knows about. Like, you know? Yeah. So anyways, I thought it was, it was kind of a sleazy a bit. What was going on? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:15 Yeah. Yeah. And you're just like, no one knows. And they're just like, and bizarre. Like, yeah,
Starting point is 01:18:19 but yeah, it's probably not. You probably said it pretty good. I don't really need to comment on it more, but a lot of comedians died. It is just like, Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah. I mean, there are a lot of depressed comedians,
Starting point is 01:18:31 and then, fuck, in Canada, it's just even more depressing. Well, that's with a lot of them. I mean, we know, me and Danny probably personally know like six guys that have committed suicide. Yeah, I think so. Pretty wild. I think so, yeah. You're not good not good okay well thanks for bringing it on anyways i gotta rest i'm gonna go watch this guy fuck my girlfriend with my top hat on because i'm smart okay we have one more
Starting point is 01:19:03 thing we're gonna do before we cut to the Patreon. We went to this Minds thing and there was quite the debacle. We'll talk about that. Yes. I feel like we're going to get into it. So if anyone... I feel like that's true.
Starting point is 01:19:16 Speaking of cucking... Yeah, exactly. We kind of have our format a little down. Like, you know, we're going... When we do these interviews, you know, two or three times a week, or or a month we'll do them on the on the on the tuesday or wednesday and then we do our episode with us on the friday and then we're doing you know when we have like real kind of like inside scoop that might be interested to like super fan you know
Starting point is 01:19:37 people who are like actually fans but maybe not casual listeners we'll do that on the patreon i think we i think we got our starting to like take shape and our numbers are the eco all going up so it's been the universe no i'm cast universe i'm super pumped so anyone who's subscribed to the new channel we appreciate you but the if you want to subscribe patreon.com slash the boys cast and we'll talk about all the minds festival and all they kind of like inside like baseball shit that like went down i was in like a fucking all right so the um uh one thing we're gonna we're just gonna like do one because we revisit this every once in a while but we went to the the tulpa and this one was related to the kink thing that's what i wanted to do it after but this guy this woman said i created created a tulpa for a kink it nearly broke me and now i'm in recovery right did you read this one yet yeah they did a little long right but the whole idea is this woman is essentially saying that she you know
Starting point is 01:20:38 create she like you know spent all this time creating this Tulpa, and now the Tulpa's sort of got a mind of its own. She's at war with the Tulpa. It's like a whole AI thing, right? Yeah, the Tulpa. The robots are... Sentient. Her Tulpa became sentient, right? So stupid.
Starting point is 01:20:57 But this one's really good. She goes, I'm so shaky today. Mantras and triggers constantly going off in my head at the very back. This one, even more so than the last one, I'm so shaky today. Mantras and triggers constantly going off in my head. At the very back. This one, even more so than the last one, has like the horror movie vibe in my head.
Starting point is 01:21:10 At the very back. In the dark corner, I'm trying to heal. That used to be ideal for me. My head being crowded up with training. And there's just echoes of years of conditioning, reverberating everywhere. The good girl. Bimbo doll.
Starting point is 01:21:24 That's who she created, right? So bimbo doll is the problem, right? She created this bimbo doll, and the bimbo doll is's who she created right so bimbo doll is the problem right she created this bimbo doll and the bimbo doll is kind of like it's me the bimbo and then top right right right who knows what i'll get up to but she said i think she said the bimbo doll is kinky right hey i was thinking about uh strangling us with a belt wouldn't that is kinky right so bimbo doll is kind of like hey i was thinking about uh strangling us with a belt wouldn't that be kinky um what do you think of a knife play yeah bimbo doll bimbo doll so she's make sure it's sharp bimbo dog oh that's not how you do knife play bimbo doll bimbo doll what about one of those big, just pointy knives that all the serial killers use?
Starting point is 01:22:07 And then we'll just jump on it. Just kidding. Or am I? Bimbo doll. Bimbo doll. So bimbo doll's living inside of her body, right? And she's having a real problem keeping bimbo. And the problem is she spent years sort of resurrecting bimbo doll, doing all the bimbo
Starting point is 01:22:24 spells and stuff like that. Yeah. I mean, it's probably hard to go into work at her regular day job, and then people are like, what are all those cuts all over your neck? And she goes, what? Bimbo doll. Bimbo doll. Fucking Bimbo doll.
Starting point is 01:22:38 Bimbo doll. Hey, I was just thinking, wouldn't it be funny if we just lied in front of a car? Bimbo doll is being like we're a barbie that's us we're a barbie we're a pretty little bimbo doll she's like i'm gonna go to work she goes bimbos don't go to work bimbos hustle bimbos don't go to work it's like but i have to go to my job i don't i don't think we are gonna go to our job today and she goes but i don't want to well i made up my mind little chucky's it's chucky you just yeah you didn't realize we were doing chucky for the last 10 minutes i was not doing chucky i've not been doing chucky i thought you were doing chucky
Starting point is 01:23:23 nah that particular sentence plays a lot. For five years, I've been brainwashing myself with an insidious group of hypnotic audiophiles called Bambi Sleep. So she's basically playing the records backwards. Did she make them? I think she finds them. I think there's this tulpa literature.
Starting point is 01:23:40 We should try to find some Bambi Sleep. Oh, that'd be good. To listen to. Yeah, find some Bambi Sleep. Oh, that'd be good. To listen to. Yeah, find some Bambi sleep. Even reading the name of the series, which is in and of itself one of my many triggers I programmed into myself, is enough so she has triggers that she programs
Starting point is 01:23:56 so someone will, you know, she's kind of walking around and someone's like, hey, it's cold out. Is it? You want to fuck me in that dumpster what bimbo doll trigger is uh enough to make my head tingle at a certain point this is what i wanted i hated myself so much i decided to join a cult to help me eradicate myself or at least to try to so she tried to turn herself completely into bimbo doll what she wasn't expecting is she created a tulpa and split
Starting point is 01:24:24 down the middle i mean the whole thing sounds like a mushroom trip if anyone's ever had a really bad mushroom trip yeah it's like some of them it's just like you don't believe them so just like where they're like i have 600 personalities where it's like you don't this one it was like you're having a psychological break you need to be in a fucking mental institution i found bambi sleep by the way okay so website's a website, BambiSleep.com. And what does it do? It just says, Deep Bimbo Erotic Hypnosis.
Starting point is 01:24:49 Do you want to play a little bit? Sure. There's sessions. Oh, that's quite the rack on this. Do you have to play for it? Is it free? Bambi, Bimbo, Dull. This is just the page.
Starting point is 01:24:59 Oh, yeah. So this turns you into a bimbo. Bimbo's got a fucking gun set on her. Wait, this works this is like we we've come to the dark side uh oh bimbo dog conditioning therapy you gotta pay for age-restricted content i'm an adult what you don't have you're not signed into youtube i am signed into youtube all right all right let me read this you read it i'm gonna pull up some bimbo sleeves. Yeah, bimbo sleeve. Bambi wanted to break me.
Starting point is 01:25:30 So she really, Bambi is coming at her. Bambi wanted to break me. She was going to take me over and destroy me if she could. The files encourage that. What was that? This is bimbo sleeve. Okay, put your mic on it a little bit. So she's been just listening to this for four years straight. Apparently this makes you a huge whore.
Starting point is 01:25:52 You just have to press. This is it? This is it, yeah. This is what made her this psycho. It's just this? This is called bimbo drone. This is the starting one. This is the first one. This has 50,000 views on it. So there's that many girls trying to make a Bimbo Drone This is the starting one This is the first one
Starting point is 01:26:05 This has 50,000 views on it So there's that many girls trying to make a bimbo? I mean obviously a guy invented this This isn't a chick Some dude in fucking Sri Lanka Made this Find some more What the hell is that?
Starting point is 01:26:24 That's all it is, it like hypnosis you that is so funny though you're you're your chick you comes home you've got this stuff playing on her computer a docile bimbo dolly she is so perfectly trained now and she has had so much does that like a horror movie. This is scary. Yo, am I turning into a bimbo right now? So it's like this freaky-ass shit. You ever heard of a white noise machine?
Starting point is 01:27:04 No wonder you're turning into this. Yo, what are you doing? So you've been listening to this for four years? You cycled that? By the way, if people are listening to this, just when your girlfriend falls asleep, turn the shit on. Report back to us in a couple of weeks. Yeah, but the bimbo, I mean, you don't want your girlfriend to be a bimbo. You want to be like the girl that won't bang you at the office is to be a bimbo.
Starting point is 01:27:23 Just to make it the elevator music at your workplace? What is this? I don't know. It's from Europe. It's trendy over there. It's real cool in Europe. Yeah, yeah. They're digging the gym.
Starting point is 01:27:33 This feels like the type of thing that you'd have a dentist that gets, you know what I mean? He gets in a lot of trouble. He's been playing bimbo. He's been playing bimbo fucking audio. Yeah. What the hell? It's weird that it's age-restricted, too.
Starting point is 01:27:46 There's no comments. Well, I mean... They call it Bambi sleep. There's a couple of things. They're not trying to make... Yeah, they're trying to make adults into bimbos, I guess. At least that's good. Well, so I guess...
Starting point is 01:27:56 And what she's saying is it worked a bit. So it worked too good? Yeah. That's messed up. But who would... I don't understand the idea where you go you listen to that and you go i'm trying to become more of a bimbo it's like what is it what does it get you so she's got this bimbo inside of her and she won't stop talking to her so it's split her brain up this girl's
Starting point is 01:28:16 having a real but she's this girl doesn't have a tulpa she is literal yeah she's fucked up her brain disassociative disorder yeah and she, Bambi wanted to break me. Play it again. It does feel like someone that wants to break you. It does, yeah. Imagine you're trying to sleep and your own brain's doing this to you. No. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:47 Bambi's getting banged in the background, I think. If she notices anything at all, instantly agreeing with everything that's said, feeling so happy. Instantly agreeing. Yeah, that's not bad. So automatically and so completely that her conscious thoughts and the commands in her head just begin to meld into one how good is this jenny uh this is what happens you say you're gonna do an abortion protest and then you freaking bring everyone into like madison square gardens and then lock the doors yeah like the religious right like like rents out Madison Square Garden, the PSYOP fucking trick all these liberals to come in and go,
Starting point is 01:29:29 Hit it! You are a stupid retard. Abortions are good. Or bad, I mean. I'm not getting my commands. Because forgetting feels wonderful. Forgetting feels wonderful. All right.
Starting point is 01:29:44 Oh, wow. I'm going to get wow kicked off of youtube with this shit i want to know what the layer is i can't make it out like the subconscious subliminal layer that's underneath that's like i can't make out what they're saying i you know what that's probably a real wild no no you know what it probably is underneath it's like starbucks 499 it's like it's straight up like got infiltrated by no it wasn't even something big like that it's like starbucks 499 it's like it's straight up like got infiltrated by no it wasn't even something big like that it's like joe's auto shop at joe's auto but joe's auto that'd be great don't forget this yeah the boy yeah just some fucking you know what it is is the smart dude at the auto mechanic shop he's like a goodwill hunting type who he's really into cuckoldry
Starting point is 01:30:24 right because he's the smart guy at the shop and then he He's like a goodwill hunting type who he's really into cuckoldry, right? Because he's the smart guy at the shop. And then he's like, we need more bimbos and less just assholes coming in here. Set this up. Yeah, we need some talent coming in here. A little more talent that we could hose and then something to look at. Don't forget to get your oil changed. You are a bimbo.
Starting point is 01:30:39 Every 5,000 miles. Don't forget to get your oil changed. Synthetic oil, Don't cheap out. I want to get that stick changed. Jim's Auto Mechanic. It's Jim's. It's a bad leg. It's like it doesn't even have a catchy jingle.
Starting point is 01:30:54 It's Jim's. It's Jim's Auto. What's the opposite of a bimbo? What's like a male bimbo? Bimbo is what the Seinfeld thing was, right? Holy shit. This Bambi shit is nuts. Oh, Bambi wanted to break me.
Starting point is 01:31:09 And she wants me bound, gagged, blindfolded, and locked away in a part of my head that I could never escape from. So the bimbo wants to lock her away, so she has to just sit there while bimbo AI sort of just deals with everything. Does all the freaky, fre freaky shit she's just in the back well he's like she's like she's just in the fucking back of the head this is the ninth oil change this week we can't afford this oops i spilled the oil again she succeeded yesterday in breaking me down to the point I couldn't even get to work.
Starting point is 01:31:46 Okay, well, now she just took the day off work. She's blaming it on Bimbo. I need a mental health day. Bimbo has been acting up. She calls the boss, and she's like, hey, I don't think I'm going to come into work today. She goes, why? She goes, I'm nothing. She goes, yeah, okay.
Starting point is 01:32:02 Yeah, that's fine. Just work from home. Just get your work done get your yeah just maybe just don't come in ever how you don't come in ever again as soon as i clocked in from deep within the void of my headspace she began this annoying little chant it was to the tune of nanny nanny boo boo that's what the bimbo saying to her you thought you got rid of me you thought you got rid of me you thought you got rid of me oh i think that's part of the chant you thought you got rid of me swing sets in the background fucking just blowing in the wind yeah this is some dark shit she'd
Starting point is 01:32:39 giggle using my mouth and after four hours of that i couldn't handle it anymore i ran to the bathroom and she looked in the mirror and then that's when bimbo took over her face and smiled at her and laughed so she's looking at bimbo took over her face i mean this is yeah just anyone that took too much fucking drugs yeah she's using my voice here we are i was having a conversation with the bimbo that possessed my body and she didn't want to leave bimbo wasn't going nowhere it's like bimbos don't like to leave your house once they're in there i can tell you from experience pretty standard you're telling me that the bimbo didn't want to leave in the morning huh the bimbo uh wanted you to the bimbo was about to unpack her suitcase in your nice condo is what was happening i'd like to see a new ghostbusters
Starting point is 01:33:25 where they're like looking for bimbos to come to the house they're like got their bimbo detector their bimbo detector is just a vial of cocaine they're going i think she's over there the cocaine just disappeared oh they oh no they opened the cocaine it goes like and it goes got it got it got it got it, got it. We got her. Everything's okay. And then they all leave. They go, we're going to go party with this bimbo.
Starting point is 01:33:52 Yeah, we're taking the bimbo to the grave. But you can leave her there. The bimbo didn't want to leave her house. So she's looking at the bimbo. The bimbo's looking at her. She goes, any sane woman who is something to. She goes, I ran into the bathroom and was going to sit down in the toilet like any sane woman who has something taunting them would. So she's saying she's a sane woman.
Starting point is 01:34:10 Yeah. Yeah, you are. Yeah, you are. Yeah, and fucking cucks are geniuses too. And what? And cucks are geniuses. Cucks are geniuses. You're a sane.
Starting point is 01:34:18 You're a sane. But I stopped at the mirror and she smiled wickedly at me. The look in her eyes was crazed. So I said in my voice she said using my voice here we are i was having a conversation with a bimbo that possessed my body and i didn't want to leave i was talking to my tulpa i came out of the bathroom sobbing i told my store manager so this is happening when she's out yeah she's on her yeah yeah that's she's on her shift at fucking there's a giant lineup she's at a shift working sales at jim's auto she doesn't realize she's
Starting point is 01:34:49 like ground zero she's been working there for 25 years she is jim yeah she has like a disassociation she's making these youtube videos yeah yeah that she doesn't realize she was the whole thing though the person the whole time classic classic i told my store manager between gasp yeah yeah it's the bimbo was like it was just some normal girl that she's the norm the gym was auto that took over the bimbo's body there's just some bimbo you know yeah it's always just some maybe it was that maybe that's what happened huh that's a hypothesis i told my store manager between gasps that I was having a rough day and I needed to go home. But you are home. You've always been home. We're all family at Jim's Auto.
Starting point is 01:35:38 This is fucking great. I needed to go home. And now I'm sitting here and wondering, is she really gone? I hope so. And then that's when you just hear drip, drip, drip. It's like,
Starting point is 01:35:49 and then she goes and looks, the motor oil was going down the drain. Time for a refill. Credits. Honestly, this sounds like a better movie than most of the fucking great movie. I know. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:36:01 Just off the top. Like this bimbo. That's a great movie. Bimbo. Yeah. So I want to get the deal great movie. I know. That's what I'm saying. Just off the top. Like this Bimbo Tulpa thing. That's a great movie. Bimbo Tulpa. Yeah. So I want to get the deal on that. Thank you everyone for checking out.
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