The Boyscast with Ryan Long - DAILY BEAST SAYS CUCKING IS FOR INTELLECTUALS
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I like the orchestra. I think the orchestra stays, but we'll get rid of that part i'm gonna i need to
make a new one every time it's yet to be seen what i'm gonna do i have big plans for this intro
business once i started getting in the lab you made a yeah you people fucking made your bed
you created a monster want to hear okay so i'm basically on i took a red eye flight again back because i had a whole debacle there's a lot of interesting stuff i think we're going to talk
about the patreon because we have some real stuff to talk about here but the um i know so i haven't
seen you i just got back but the um pretty cool thing happened on a plane it was sort of like a
moment you know those sites that like how everyone's uh documenting on the internet bad you know like
this everyone's just canceling everyone.
And then there's sites every now and then will be like,
you know, some old man that bought some guy candy or whatever.
Like, is there a doctor on board?
Yeah, they, well, I don't know.
A doctor on board.
Like if someone has a heart attack?
No, I was thinking that it'll be like,
they do nice deeds.
It'll be like, you know,
two guys from the Crips that helped an old lady down the stairs.
They show that
there's good people out
there too right well
anyways I had this I took
the red eye right and
then I was trying to get
some fucking crinks in me
because I was I knew that
I was the only way that I
was gonna sleep a bit
right and I probably
didn't get asleep because
I started crinking crinks
yeah drinks it's a slang
that you don't need to
keep up you never heard
said that I've never heard
yeah yeah that's old
school I mean my body's
slang you want to get
some fucking cranks?
And another thing is,
the biggest one is saying that
calling every Bodega convenience store a chase store.
That's the other one.
Ajax, Ontario.
Well, so I sprung for the extra leg room
and I had this Indian guy beside me.
We got to chat in a little bit.
And then it was the thing where
you have to have your credit card hooked up
to buy anything, right?
Yeah.
And this guy was trying
to buy food and drinks
or whatever,
and he was getting into it
with the people.
And then I basically said
to the woman,
I was like,
yeah, yeah,
you can put his on my tab.
It's all good or whatever.
And he was like,
I'll try to,
yo, let me pay you.
And I was like,
no, no, it's whatever, right?
So it's probably like $15
I was just paying
for this guy's stuff, right?
Because I've been him before.
Of course, of course.
And then whatever it all paid for.
And then five minutes later,
the lady came back.
She goes, by the way,
I didn't charge your credit card
because that was like really nice of you
to offer to pay for his stuff.
So I just didn't charge either of you.
Nice.
No, that's a win.
But you told him, you go,
you still owe me the 15, though.
Comes out ahead.
Never caught it all.
The guy goes, what did you owe?
You go, I think it was
20
I don't know
let's call it a day
those credit card processing fees are high on the airplane
if you don't mind subbing to the boys guys youtube channel
he's like haha
no seriously give me your phone
you're leaving reviews for everything
you give me a 5 star review
on iTunes you give me a boys guys youtube review on itunes you give me a voice guys youtube
channel also at the airport there was um this woman probably one of the best things i've seen
this girl i know she's from canada so i was in the restaurant and there was this woman talking
to this old like probably like 70 year old immigrant dude right they got to chatting at
the bar and i was i got to eavesdropping at the bar and she was telling him all about how the abortion stuff so bad right and she was from canada i know
a lot about this girl i'll listen to them talk for about 20-25 minutes right this guy could barely
speak english and this girl was going in saying all this stuff and she was like you know and
they're taking the bodily autonomy away and the guy goes oh yeah this guy wanted nothing to do
with it right and then at some point she goes and you know what even columbia columbia just elected its first liberal politician
so it's just so good and then the guy goes columbia very corrupt place and he started
telling her about the corruption on columbia yeah he's talking about columbia he started his kind of
take was he with this guy sitting at the bar was basically the 80 year old man was basically
telling her that uh it doesn't matter who's in charge those places are pretty corrupt right and
she was like well you know if it's gonna be corrupt and then she at one point she goes you
know what liberal means to me is you know standing up for human and she was doing all this and i was
watching this 80 year old when i may be 70 right how old is she uh 28 wacky hairdo the whole fucking ball of wax not liberal means i'll tell
you what she wasn't though to be fair to her she was like nice she wasn't uh she wasn't like smug
okay she was trying to be nice she was more like wacky than she was annoying okay but uh i'm sure
this guy was annoying annoyed uh but at one point she goes this is what liberals mean to me and what republican means to
me is all about money and just corporations and the guy was like yeah the uh columbia is very
corrupt he just kind of kept saying the fuzz i'm watching some fun conversations over there
and sounds like a bit of a okay how about this for a sketch so i was thinking that you know
it's very pc for cultural appropriation um like you're not
supposed to cultural appropriate right yeah I've heard that yeah so which is why I always I go
outside of a dream catcher stores and then any white person that tries to come in I sort of act
like a bouncer at dream catcher store get back to the nightmare store pal yeah it's like basically some uh some like native person
selling outside of a reserve and i i'm i you know no no no your business is no good here
and they go no i promise you if my business is good here but it was making me laugh like
like someone that being in the kkk where they were saying like it's racist to culturally
appropriate so then the kkk starts being like, well, we're racist.
So then I guess we'll culturally appropriate.
And then the KKK starts wearing all like the,
so basically by the end of it, the KKK is wearing like, you know,
like rapper clothes and they've got like a headdress on.
Just everything.
Just like an amalgamation of all the things.
I was laughing by the end of the kkk
it's just five guys white guys in african garb and they're just like yeah they told us this is
so racist and they go huh maybe the kkk shouldn't be wearing dashikis i was like i'm telling you
they told me this was the most can't be more racist than this move right here right now yeah
you think the white hoods are racist i just read an article that said there's be more racist than this move right here, right now. Yeah, you think the White Hoods are racist? I just read an article that said there's nothing more racist
than us wearing these dashikis.
It is the entire KKK.
They're basically the village people now, right?
I just like that your search history on Amazon is like KKK outfits.
Where to buy KKK.
KKK outfit and a dashiki.
I was at a crossroad.
I'm like, are you sure you want these two items together?
Yeah, so the one guy in the KKK is like,
boss, I feel like this is a bad look for them.
It's like, oh, is it then?
Because I thought we were racist.
They're British now.
And then he shows, he goes,
well, then what is this article about there's nothing more racist
than white men wearing headdresses and sombreros.
Get gays on sombreros instead of the hoods.
They got to do one hat.
Like, cause you know, you, you had the joke of, you know, everybody has the hats.
There needs to be one ultra racist hat where they're just, it's every hat combined into
one.
Oh yeah.
Every head thing into one thing.
It's sort of a sombrero hat.
Sombrero, headdressress yarmulke turban
everything all at once it's the ultimate cultural appropriator like no one can cultural appropriate
like this guy this hat right here oh there's no culture this guy that's not remember when they
made the karen movie yes maybe those kind of that would be like a uh the people who do the rip-offs
of the key and Peele
guy movies
because they always
do worse versions
of his you know
he does the black
horror movies
but his are actually good
yeah they do ones
where it's
you know
the appropriator
there's nothing
that this guy
can't appropriate
so basically
there's some
you know
there's like
you know
an Indian family
next door
and then
they're like
hey I smell someone making curry.
And then he comes out wearing a turban.
He goes, hello.
Oh, you wear a turban too?
He goes, maybe I do, maybe I don't.
And then he sort of disappears.
And then in the middle of the night, it's like the raining and thunderstorms.
And you just see like a light.
And then he's in the window, just a flash of the sombrero. The lightning and he's there? No, the lightning and he's there like a light and then he's in the window just a flash of the sombrero
the lightning he's there he's a no the lightning he's there with the sombrero then the lightning
again he's there and there's the appropriator and it's played by clint eastwood so that's very
scary he'll come out of retirement for that bad boy yeah the pro the appropriator there's nothing
he won't appropriate i think maybe tim think maybe Tim Allen? Tim Allen.
Especially because you'd want that to be a little lighthearted.
Yeah.
Yeah, good Tim Allen.
So yeah, we're thinking about that.
Anyways, Pride Parade happened right outside of here.
So basically my normal house and this house,
our studio, is just as bad.
Yeah.
We go outside. From one zoo to another.
We legitimately walked outside you're fucking
guys dicks in your face do i have to put it as part of probably having to put this in my mouth
all i can think of is walking by because they put out porta potties everywhere and i have some
just disgusting things that have happened in those porta oh my god porta potty glory hall that's no
good there's probably some guy wearing a bondage outfit
just in the bottom
of the fucking potty.
Do you think the
porta-potty company goes,
hey, do you want the holes
pre-drilled?
Just because last year
there was just all these holes
and then we had to charge you.
Yeah, yeah,
we had to charge you
for the holes.
Why don't we cut out
the middle man?
And then you go,
where'd you go?
He goes,
down here, here, here, here.
That's where you go
to drop a dude?
Yeah.
Danny, what would you do if you went to the porta potty?
And you sat down and you go, you're like, you're trying to drop a deuce.
And he goes, you got this, buddy.
You can do it.
Come on, pal.
What did we just hear?
You go, little to the left.
What?
Little to the left little to the left come on pal keep them coming you got this buddy he's down in there keep them coming but i will say that there was uh more titties so is that was the question we
remember we walked outside. Yeah.
And then a nice set.
There was a bunch of, yeah.
And I'm a big,
I've been saying this for months now,
that if ladies,
if you're going to protest,
get the titties out.
Get the puppies out.
If the puppies are out,
I won't even make fun of the protest that much.
That's the trade-off.
No.
Because it's a little something for your,
you know,
it's a little something for the college kids.
It's a little something for the men.
We'll talk about this,
but just a quick little tease of it. But the alex stein protest titties were out
oh yeah so danny was out of one set of puppies he was at the stand and there was a big protest yeah
but the idea they're like all these people are protesting alex stein and then one chick's like
dude there's like a hundred people there uh Uh, no, no, there was like probably 15 or 20,
but yeah,
they went and got all this cardboard cause they weren't,
they were,
uh,
marching for pride.
They were just hanging out for pride.
Then I get caught when that Alex Stein was in town.
Okay.
And then,
so it was an impromptu protest.
So then they went to a dumpster.
Impromptu protest at pride too.
Cause it,
I guess it was pretty easy to hire,
get people fired up. Right. Like they just go into pride they're like you're never gonna guess what i
just found out there is a bigot yes dude that was one of the signs is is this uh these people
are bigots or whatever but they went to the dumpster and came back with all these just
broken down cardboard boxes and then they're cutting up the cardboard boxes into sign size
and they had sharpies but they didn't have all their tools you know like no bike locks they had to go in
from too they're kind of declawed if you will if you think about it though if most people at least
at pride are probably rocking out pretty hard you know what i mean yeah getting drunk doing
drugs guys were all drinking when i was walking to the stand that night i saw a guy that was
sitting on the side of the road with his
boyfriend had his arm around him and he was bawling his eyes out and i think my guess was he like did
too many drugs it seemed like that yeah it was that he's like one too many poppers you know what
i mean but so everyone's there but can you imagine you're on a float swinging your dick around
and then someone you you get like the signal yeah the
you know
the Stein signal
the bigot signal
the bigot signal
and then you gotta be
you gotta leave
whatever you're doing
you know there's some guy
that just pops the dick
out of his mouth
it's funny because
they
it was growing in size
and we were just watching
we were sitting
what the dick or the
it was shrinking in size
once the
or do you think the dick
grew in size
or shrunk in size
after they have to go do their protest shrunk for sure they go i wish i didn't just pop a fucking
viagra right now i gotta go do a protest quick but yeah it seems like such a bad waste of your
party day yeah well it was later in the day i guess they were all partied out and then this
is just a little icing on the cake we're gonna go protest a bigot on pride are you kidding me
but we were just watching them and then they there's two of
them the tear goes down their eyes the perfect day can't get better and then they're watching him uh
or whatever we're watching them and then like there's two of them and then all of a sudden
there's like 20 of them but then a bunch of them left i guess they're just like yes
it was pretty low key yeah they're like yeah i don't know well they you couldn't they weren't
inside the club so they're just standing outside the club,
and it's sort of on the street.
Oh, the club was hating it, too.
Yeah, they didn't like it.
They were just like, hey, we're not happy about this.
And the funny, too, is the event had nothing.
He came down.
He just came down.
This guy comes down and does one set in New York.
He does one stand-up set in New York.
He's already the most protested comedian
in the whole fucking city.
Yeah.
And the funny thing, too, is it was an anti-vax event.
The vent was an anti-vax event the vent was an anti-vax
event but it wasn't anything about oh because it was what's her face is cheryl from kirby
enthusiasm's husband yeah robert kennedy jr so and then there's lady who was at the event
comes out and all these lgbt people are protesting and she's like what's going on and they're like
you're you bigot and she's like my kids trans like i actually like really care about i just don't like the vaccine yeah she's like i don't want to kill kids with vaccines
so that's where i'm at that's how i became people are calling her a bigot and she wants to be like
no no i'm one of you like i love trans like except yeah except i just don't want to give them vaccines
and then what do they say when she said that out of they were just like they don't they're not
listening they're just like you know they're just well, you're at this event, blah, blah, blah.
Like, this is a bigot's on the bigot's end show.
Yeah, it's all that stuff, you know.
And then they left.
Alex ripped up a couple of their signs.
You were there.
I left.
You were having a fucking ball over there.
Danny was sending me videos every two seconds.
Well, there's some bad news.
Okay, so there's a couple different interesting articles.
But the first one is, this is just a little fucking quick thing. There's bad news Okay so there's a couple Different interesting articles But the first one
Is this is just a little
Fucking quick thing
That's bad news for you
Americans
America's obsession
With freedom
Is making men fat
Says this study
That's what's my problem
So I've noticed
Ever since Danny moved to America
He has been sort of
Mr. Freedom guy
I am
I love freedom so much
Well if America
Obsession with freedom
Is making people fat You can call Danny Braveheart.
Braveheart?
Oh, there you go.
No, what Danny does is Danny walks into McDonald's and then they go,
Sir, I think you've had enough.
And you go, no, that's you.
And they cut you off at the buffet. They cut me off at the McDonald's. They go, Sir, we don you've had enough And you go No, that's you When they cut you off at the buffet
Like coming off at the McDonald's
Sir, we don't want your business
Sir, you can't
You know, you can't
Fucking fit through the door
You can't get in
Then you bust through
Like the Kool-Aid man
Go with your
Freedom!
No, before you bust through the door
With like the Kool-Aid man
Your perfect imprint
Is what you do
Is you put on your
Confederate flag do-rag.
Freed up!
I mean, it's an interesting theory.
I don't know if I'm...
It's a stupid theory.
A new study looks at the social traits of obesity rates
and it found that countries that value individualism
have higher body mass and index rates.
But obviously, this is kind of that lazy journalism
where you basically take two things and say one's because of the other, but the one first thing also comes with 90 other things.
Because really, the answer is that countries that have more money are fatter.
Yeah, for sure.
And countries that have more money are fatter.
Except for Samoa.
That's where the fat people are.
In general.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I can't imagine they're like the freest place on earth.
Why are Samoans so fat?
I think it's just like genetic.
They're giants.
Okay.
They're all just massive people.
Maybe they're not all fat.
Maybe they're all big
like the Rock's not fat.
Rock's not fat,
but they're most.
Oh, you're calling the Rock fat?
No.
Fellow Freedom Brother.
Fellow Freedom Brother.
Freedom Fighter.
I'm a Freedom Fighter.
I think there's a crew
of fucking just fat people
and rascals who go,
we're Freedom Fighters.
Also, it's so funny because obviously like all the fat like, you know, fucking feminist college chicks or whatever that are super body positive all probably hate freedom so much.
Yeah, they want, they're going, we need way less freedom.
You go, you're not going to like what that tastes like.
Yeah, yeah.
So it's funny calling them like, you i have that joke the doctor is 30%
less brave yeah can you be 30% less freedom oriented say yeah just doing the charts here
it seems like you've been enjoying a lot of freedom fucking too much tell you what hasn't
been enjoying freedom the shoes their shoes have not been enjoying freedom. No. No, the insults.
So I don't know about that theory, but if it is-
Yeah, bad theory.
Lazy theory.
Men in particular think, I'm an individual.
Don't tell me what to do.
I'm not going to eat what I eat.
This is, you know, it says fielding.
This is like a university professor.
I think it starts with the premise of this just straight up starts with like Asians are
smaller and Americans are fatter.
What's the difference?
Yeah, and countries that are dirt poor that don't have a lot of freedom.
Yeah, but Japan's not dirt poor, but they are still.
But there could be genetic things here.
They're obviously smaller people.
Japan has a decent amount of freedom, though.
Yeah.
Well, here's a perfect example.
But they're a more conformist society.
Well, here's a question.
If you look at the different Asian countries, are the ones that are more free, more fat?
I wonder what the... No. Okay okay so there you go right there's debunked i think japan debunked the freest right in japan
japanese people aren't fat either but then the sumo wrestlers does maybe that maybe they're
looking at sumo wrestlers maybe maybe give me freedom or give me death but when you say that
when someone's telling you you know like sir you've i think you've. But when you say that, when someone's telling you, you know, like, sir, I think you've had enough.
Do you say that?
I'm an individual.
Do not tell me what to do.
I say,
don't tread on me,
pal.
I wear a don't tread on me bib
at the buffet.
I go,
you're going to best be stepping.
You reach for your gun.
You got a fucking open carry
at the buffet.
Dude,
I can't wait
until we start seeing fucking guns with just people with guns on the subway.
And you go, is this a problem?
They go, no, it's not.
Yeah, yeah.
Totally legal now.
That's crazy.
A homeless guy having an open carry.
But yeah.
It's the law.
Yeah.
Speaking of actually which, there was the most racist.
We always do like when people, whenever there's something woke racist, there's obviously like
we get tagged in a bunch yeah but dude the la times is is you know out of control with their
basically like the daily beast but but pretending to be like an actual newspaper but i love a good
you know woke racist or whatever right but they did a column is california ready for more black
people to legally carry guns in public so this this is, you know, because one of the arguments that they always kind of say is that, you know,
I've even seen this made as like a satire video a lot where they go,
people are, you know, super fine with guns until it's, you know, black people.
And I think there was some truth to that, that when the Black Panthers started arming,
people got warmed up to gun control a little bit more.
For sure. Well, assuming this article is correct, they say right when the Black Panthers started to arming, people got warmed up to gun control a little bit more. Well, assuming this article is correct, they say right when the Black Panthers, there was
like a law passed in the 70s, like days later, that restricted gun ownership in California.
But I think now the first part about it is that so they're obviously they're obviously
the ones that think that, you know what I mean?
Yes.
Like they don't want guns.
And it's like, well, they're trying to be like, well, actually
you don't care.
But if you actually, the truth is it's what you look like.
Like if I see a guy that's got like a, you know, whatever version of like a kind of,
if it looks like a right wing guy, I wouldn't care if he's white or black.
But if it looks like a crackhead, I also wouldn't care if he's white or black. But if it looks like a crackhead,
I also wouldn't care if it's white or black.
Yeah, for sure.
If I see a white guy
showed up with like, you know, he's got one
shoe on.
I mean, nobody's ever crossed the street on any
person of any color that was wearing a nice suit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like they just don't
do that. It's not like nobody's like
sees a black person in a suit and go, oh, I should cross You know, like, they just don't do that. It's not like, nobody sees a black person
in a suit and go,
oh, I should cross the street.
It just doesn't happen.
When you see the people on,
like, I promise you
when you're seeing people
that you're afraid of
on the subway
where you go,
I'm going to maybe
move one car over,
this guy looks unstable,
it's a pretty equal opportunity
situation in terms of race.
Yeah, I mean, generally
a good tell is
the open sores
and they're like, you know, cutting their arm.
Yeah.
And you go, yeah, I don't even look at the race at that point.
But there's no scenario where you'd see, you know,
you'd see a guy in a fucking, you know, cowboy hat
with his open carry and I would care more
than any race.
Remember right before COVID?
I don't know.
You were there, I'm pretty sure, at the stand.
And I was in the bathroom at the stand comic club this is before covet hit and there was a guy with a gun in his like this old dude and he had a gun in his waistband yeah like
just like he had a are you allowed to do that at this so we were i was like what is going on i i
was asking people and we were just moved there and someone's saying he's probably how's that guy not
fat but i'm so fat it's probably a police officer's like, I guess can carry it. But he straight up just like had a gun in his waistband.
Apparently cops are supposed to no matter, they're like always technically on duty.
You know that?
I did not know that.
So if you're a cop and you're at a, you know, cops will get in trouble for things like this
where it's like, they'll be out at a store or whatever and there'll be a robbery or something
like that.
Right.
And the cop like doesn't help, they're technically
supposed to at all times, no matter what.
I mean, I could, I guess,
kind of understand that a bit, but what if you don't carry
your gun all the time? You have to. You're supposed to.
Really? Apparently, there
is some loopholes. It's a bit wishy-washy
because you're also not supposed to intervene
if you've had anything to drink.
So it's like, well... So you'll just always be drinking
on your time off. Right. So it's like well then just always be drinking on your time
off right so it's a kind of a complicated thing i actually am i'm talking shit i don't know the
exact laws but i know that if you're an off-duty cop you are supposed to intervene at all times
but they were like you know in this article the way that they were talking about it was just they
go um nathan uh jones leads the bay area chapter of the black gun gun ownership association but
until a few years ago he wasn't even into guns so it's kind of the way that they're even yeah
and i mean i understand the main argument they're putting forward is that like black people are
going to carry guns and then police are just going to shoot them dead that's not the argument
they're well i think that's trying to they're trying to say the worst case scenario that you're
that's you sort of giving them a better argument than the one they're making.
Or maybe not.
Because that's actually somewhat of a, you could see that argument being like, you know,
gun ownership for, well, just, like, if that's your point.
Like the Philando Castile thing, the guy in Minnesota who is like, who got shot in the,
you know, the front seat of his car.
He's like, I have a gun legally and they shot him.
And they're like, okay, he didn't do anything.
No, but if they were making that point, but they're kind of not, they're like okay he didn't do anything like uh no but if they were making that point but they're kind of not they're saying that you know all these racists uh in california
right you're like white people are you ready for this yeah i'm pretty sure you're racist yeah yeah
yeah and they're putting dark music on it it's kind of like
nathan jones leads the bay area chapter of the Black Gun Ownership Association. A few years ago, he wasn't even into guns.
A few years ago, he wasn't even into guns.
You know what I mean?
That's what they're saying.
Are you ready for black man with a gun?
That's the way they're spinning it.
And then they go, it was in 1967 that members of the Black Panther Party for self-defense staged a protest at the California Capitol.
Armed with handguns and shotguns they normally use to protect black neighborhoods in Oakland.
They announced at the time that they had come for black people to arm themselves against this terror before it's too late.
And then they went inside.
So it's almost.
And then they went inside.
And then they went inside so it's almost and then they went inside and then they went inside
black man with a gun coming to your neighborhood are you ready you big i welcome it yeah i mean
whatever right um so kind of he's almost like a it's it's like a their point is sort of a point
against them because they're basically saying, like,
if we weren't racist, we wouldn't care about this.
But you are racist.
But we all are very racist.
Yeah, and then people are like, good news, we're not racist.
So it'll actually be fine.
And they go, we are.
You know?
Yeah, and they also can't think of any good reason
why anybody should have a gun.
So they have to just straight up be like, no guns.
Still, over the last few years,
as Americans have stocked up on guns at record rates,
it is black people, especially women,
who have been buying them the most.
Think they buy pink guns?
Doesn't that seem not true?
That women are buying guns the most?
I think you're saying among black people,
black women are buying more guns than black men.
Is that because they're going to walk alone late at night in these neighborhoods or something? So it's like, why is that because they you know um they're they're gonna walk alone late
at night in these neighborhoods or something so it's like why is that a problem yeah you go if
you are a woman and you go hey i'm like i live in like a bad neighborhood yeah and i have to walk
alone at night and i feel unsafe i mean i'll tell you why that's a problem because we're you know
it hasn't happened yet but it's only a matter of time before all these cases of women go to put
their lipstick on and they shoot themselves in the face.
Whoops, that wasn't my lipstick.
Yeah, girls are reaching in for their blush.
You know.
Let me just do my eyeliner.
I just broke the chair.
Forgot to take the safety off.
Yeah, that is probably,
that's probably the issue with this whole thing, right?
Yeah, I think so.
Let me just apply some of my blush here.
And now.
So that's the problem with that.
But yeah, I guess, how is that?
It does seem like an intersectional nightmare
where you go, you have a black woman
that feels unsafe walking home
and in the neighborhood
and they got rid of all the cops.
And a gun is a good solution.
And they're saying like,
we don't want you to have any cops.
It's kind of that Trudeau thing
where they, when he was saying,
did you see the clip of him?
So Justin Trudeau was basically saying,
in Canada, he goes,
someone was, I'm paraphrasing,
but basically the idea is
if you're at your house
and someone comes in.
Yeah, you shouldn't be able to defend yourself.
And they're going to, you know,
shoot your family or whatever.
Should you be able to shoot them?
And he was like, no, you do not have that right.
And it was just like, okay,
well here in the real world,
like no one's going to let their family get shot.
No, even if it means that you're like,
I might go to jail for this.
I mean, New York, I think I talked about this, but New York has this law.
I think they're working on repealing us, too, where you have a duty.
If you're not at home and someone attacks you, you have to run away.
You can't just go.
If someone's attacking you, you can't just go kick their ass, even if they have a gun and you don't have anything.
You have to run away.
Such bizarre kind of laws, right?
Yeah.
These weird laws that protect criminals, like, pretty specifically, too.
Yeah, you're just like, legally, you have to run away.
It's like, yeah, basically, this is Supreme Court.
Probably not.
It's probably, I don't know if it's federal, but it's like the state court.
This is the state, yeah.
The state court ruled that it's imperative for you to be a bitch.
Basically, yeah, they're like, well, you're a bitch, so it shouldn't be a problem, right?
Yeah, I mean, I guess it's probably just the odd time when, you know, I don't know, someone kills their attacker and, I don't know, it's a misunderstanding or something?
I don't know.
It seems crazy.
And they said, it's like, we're all for equal rights and blah, blah, blah, but they're still uneasy when it comes to the idea of black folks
being legally armed well it sounds like you're i mean they don't want anybody to be armed yeah
exactly but they're but it's such a just a such a brutal argument because their argument is hey
this will be bad for you because you're racist right and everyone's like yeah i'm not and they go no you are yeah and just the fact is you won't admit it but who is this supposed
to convince like who is who is this argument even supposed to convince liberals but they'd
already think this well but i don't know i mean these people aren't changing minds they're all
they're all yelling yeah but you think it would change the only thing our only effect it could have is you go to some liberal and you go um hey good thing they're racist because
it'll help our gun thing you know what i mean yeah and then everyone's like i guess good thing
they're racist i guess racism is good yeah the only the only the logical conclusion of this is
like racism is good i guess because it helps us that's what i've
been saying anyways these are some there's some there's some fucking wild times some crazy shit
okay so david hogg's been my favorite right now okay david david hogg pops out every once in a
while and he's got he's got some pretty good ones. They're very, very like guy that trying to crush pussy things.
But this is what he said about the abortion thing.
He goes, I've seen hundreds of tweets about telling women to stop having sex if they don't want to get pregnant.
But I've seen zero calls for men to be celibate.
It will never cease to amaze me how little men are blamed for getting pregnant.
This is about control and the patriarchy.
And then I think after he
posted that he sort of took off his pants and he goes it's hog time it's feeding time ladies
hey ladies get to your trough because it is hog time um as you see he probably if david hogg was
smart he would you know go go around the super liberal college campuses
Wearing his tweets on his shirt
And he goes
Just so you know
This is what I think
It's time for some Hogg
Yeah him over at Harvard
Who ready for the Hogg
Yeah yeah
I guess people call me
Hey lady you look like a motorcycle
Cause you about to ride this Hogg
You look like a biker
Oh baby you in the Hells Angels Cause you about to ride this hog what um well did you not see my
tweet yeah yeah my tweet shirt i was in a shooting school shooting that's why i'm famous yeah you
look like you were part of the john's disciples what's a biker gang because you about to fucking ride this here old fat ass ho but it's just a funny tweet because he was just like well it's girls saying that for starters
second of all none of them are doing it it's the only i there it is funny for like the one or two
guys that does have uh like the one or two you know Mr. Progressive kind of like Brooklyn
or California type guy
and his wife's you know she's got like she's probably
gotten fat she's got a wacky hairdo and she's
like yeah because abortion is
illegal in a different state I'm going on like a
sex strike for a month and the guy's like
yeah but I also think that and he was like
well then you should think the strike's good
and he's like well we can get abortions here
and she's like yeah but someone else can't.
Well, for now.
Yeah, so there probably is one or two people that try to do that.
There are some dudes whose wives are going on sex strikes,
and they're just like, yes.
Yes, thank God.
Well, that's the thing with this guy.
Honey, just a month?
Honestly, we should do a year, I think.
Really?
You think a month's going to really do anything, though?
Like, in a month, these women are still going to not have any of the rights.
They probably need to go a little longer than a month, no?
A year, at least.
Yeah, we're going to want to fucking raise those numbers a bit, baby girl.
Honestly, we should just go on a sex strike and just exercise to really show them a lesson.
You jog.
Eat well.
Maybe even get a job.
Really fucking teach these guys a lesson
You know what would really show them
You start to pay half the rent
Just fucking
You know
Just really stick it to the man
Stick it to the man
You know what
We should also
Go on
Eating corporations
So we're against corporations
No more McDonald's
Right babe
Stick it to these people
No more Burger King
We're not gonna do Uberber eats anymore yeah how many people
are you think honestly doing a sex strike right now the thing is with these uh i don't think that
many but i also think it's so funny because he's like girls are he's like why we don't see any men
talking about going on a sex strike it's like yeah because no one's actually doing it and this is all
like people saying imagine a man coming out and being like,
until abortion's back, I'm on a sex strike.
Watch out for that guy.
Yeah, honest to God, right?
It's just like a crazy person thing to say.
A girl would fucking cross the picket line for two seconds.
And also, any man who's like,
why aren't guys going on a sex strike?
It's like, well, they either live in a place where it's legal or they have 500 bucks or they agree with it.
Yeah.
It's one of those three.
It's like they either could live somewhere where this doesn't affect them or.
Yeah.
Also, a sex strike doesn't really hit the same when you have to announce it.
Like you go, hey, everybody, I'd like to publicly announce.
And you go, this is the lamest shit
I've ever seen.
You hear this?
Yeah, and also it's like
newsflash how sex works
is generally it's kind of
up to the girl to decide.
Yeah.
Where it's like.
That's, yeah.
I mean, again, yeah, that's true.
They want all the power, so.
Well, they have,
they just naturally,
that's how dating works.
I mean, you always have to argue
with girls about that
where they're just like,
honestly, it's equal.
It's like, okay,
well then like,
I want every girl to have sex with me. It's like, well, they get to decide. It's like, okay, equal it's like okay well then like why won't i want every girl to have sex with me it's like well they get to decide it's like okay so it's not
equal well guess what see that guy sitting over there at that college if 10 girls walked up to
him and asked him to go fuck in the bathroom right now he'll do it with nine of them uh-huh
yeah and then he kept going he had another good part of his tweet he said ultimately it doesn't
matter uh blah blah blah he goes a lot of cap locks he goes
but the reason men don't care is because we are the pro like he does a lot of like cap locks right
he goes also where are the calls for all men who are not in a position of power to have a child
to get vasectomies if you really hate abortion then that makes uh it basically impossible blah
blah and he goes so why aren't't men getting vasectomies?
There is a couple guys that did get one.
Yeah, I'm sure.
But again, at the same time, you're like,
men, like, in very many instances,
it's, you know, a teenager getting knocked up
by another teenager.
What, are we giving teenagers vasectomies?
He goes, why isn't the conversation saying that?
And it was like, because they don't care why don't we
just sterilize boys sterilize all boys yeah i mean they sort of are doing that uh i don't know if
you've seen the literature is what's happening they're they're mentally sterilizing them they're
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well anyways they did uh they someone solved the whole problem with seven tiktok dances you can do
to save roe versus wade yeah and this is
one of those ones where it's almost parody in and of itself but the dances are pretty funny
the dances are and the coat hanger the fact that there's in the image is a woman and a man and a
coat hanger is the coat hanger supposed to be the aborted baby i think you do sort of like a soldier
boy with a coat hanger but they are the handmaids dance and you sort of like a soldier boy with a coat hanger.
But they are the handmaid's dance and you sort of put your hands together and you're like a handmaid.
Bloody ass postage.
I don't know.
And none of them was the worm.
It doesn't really make sense to me.
The worm.
Well, obviously.
So I guess some of them should be like, do the do the ape or something like that.
And you're just pounding your stomach.
You know what I mean?
You think they'd be more like falling down the stairs.
Yeah, but like in a worm
sort of thing.
You ever seen people
do the boat
where you just go down
and then sort of rock?
Yeah, yeah.
Like you think all of them
would be like on the belly
and they would save it,
you know what I mean?
They're not thinking.
You know what would really?
You're thinking too practically.
I know.
They're way like,
this is avant-garde
TikTok dances.
Well, I'm thinking
they're, you know,
because they're like,
you know, here's a, we don't have't abortion here's what would save here's a dance that would sort of sort the whole thing
out right to me that dance would be hardcore dancing in a mosh pit yeah yeah like yeah you
want to go to a black flag show i want to see pierce the veil yeah or like drinking drano
right right right so these are the kind of
things but you have people and China is just having a big ol laugh right now
you think you're having a chat they go here this they're doing abortion dances
yeah they were they were forcing the abortions over there yeah as you should
if you have a girl yeah yeah but bloody-ass pussy is that's my favorite
though what was bloody-ass pussies it's a cardi b but instead of wet ass
pussy you got that bloody ass pussy it's because there's a lot of blood i guess when you have an
abortion okay yeah and then they have a can't touch this one where they go down and it can't
touch this body dude so it says can't touch this body and you do can't touch this but the idea is
the government can't touch it i think think, is what they're saying.
Isn't MC Hammer a fairly religious man?
Yeah, he got real religious, man.
I don't think he'd be very in favor of his intellectual property.
Well, I think his would be can't touch this to the abortion doctor.
Imagine that.
Yeah.
So MC Hammer sort of comes in.
Can't touch this.
And he's talking to them.
Oh, and then.
Right.
Well, never let the abortion doctor touch our,
when he goes, the abortion doctor.
That was three, and then the last one's the termination tango.
The termination, that's a good one.
This is a dance for those of us who had to make the difficult decision to terminate a pregnancy.
It's also for those of us who will now be forced into that position by overturning roe versus wade i think it's like a um i don't know if you're as a
terminator i did i never didn't see the termination tango did you see that one no i didn't see it
did they help a lot of people are doing them did they help so far no i was honestly thinking i was
about to say i'm like has anybody changed their mind about abortion? Or any sort of volume of people?
I'll tell you what.
I have seen in the last few years two or three people that I know that changed their mind to be pro-life.
Yes.
Well, you see that.
I've had people who call in a low-value and they say like, yeah, I have kids now. So I'm pro-life now because I have three kids and I'm just like, yeah, I don't want to.
I'm not on board with abortions as I was when I didn't have any kids.
Yeah.
Which makes sense.
Does make sense.
But I mean, I guess people who are a bit more of a young person.
Yeah, it is more of a young person's issue.
That's true.
There is something.
It's kind of that thing where they're like, it's a woman's issue.
It's like, really?
It's a fucking 20s issue because there is something to be said about if you're like a 40 year old dude and you have a kid it's like
unless it's uh you know the old mistress yeah yeah whatever we probably fucking you know what
i mean i will keep it yeah fine but um one thing i was gonna say is i did uh there was a a study so
i was looking up the abortion statistics so because there was a big so I was looking up the abortion statistics so because
there was a big article where it said
the economic impact
of the abortion thing right and it was kind of saying
the US will see devastating economic
consequences and they're you know
they're basically arguing. By having more people?
Well they're arguing that it's all poor people
you know what I mean? Yeah. So it's kind of the same
like it's kind of a little bit like the gun thing
where they're like you know all these poor people are going to what I mean? Yeah. So it's kind of the same, like, it's kind of a little bit like the gun thing where they're like, you know,
all these poor people are going to get born.
What do you think of that?
And you're kind of like,
what do you think of that, right?
Where are you going with this?
Yeah, well, do you like this too?
But there is probably some argument to be made
where it's like a lot of,
well, put it this way.
If you're 20 years old or whatever,
you have a kid and you have no money,
you're much more likely for that kid
to be on welfare and all that stuff.
For sure, yeah.
So that is that argument.
It's probably true, right?
100%.
So if people go to college,
they're way more likely to have abortions.
Low income, obviously, are way more likely to have abortions.
And Biden voters are 68% more,
and Trump voters were 33% more likely, right?
Yeah, which makes sense.
Which all makes sense.
Probably religious stuff.
Except for maybe the college part where it's like,
so really a lot of what it is
is people that went to college
that are like 20.
Like that's apparently
like that's like a lot of it.
So it's like they have no money,
but that's because,
so it'll say, you know,
this person's like poor,
but a lot of them
is like a 22 year old girl
that kind of went to college,
but she just, you know.
Yeah, it doesn't matter.
Like she has plans for her life.
Yeah.
She works.
It doesn't involve having a child right now.
No,
but I'm saying,
uh,
she's not actually like a lot of the times they say they're poor,
but a lot of the poor people are like 21 year old work part time in a cafe or whatever.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
It's not,
it's not really like,
like the poor people that like won't be poor is a lot different than poor people that like
will be poor.
I was looking up actually.
Yeah.
I was looking up the high school. I was like I wonder do women still
get pregnant when they're like who isn't poor
when you're 21 yeah exactly exactly
but I was looking like do women you know are women
still getting pregnant in high school and it's gone down
a lot apparently yeah people
it's down like it's down
and there's just like and there's just education
and all that stuff so it's like I think it's 80
it's down like 80% from, I think, like 20 years ago.
But it's really low.
I think it's 1% or something.
Like 1.5 out of 1,000 girls will be a teenage mother, which is pretty low.
Well, I wanted to do predictions.
And I was thinking, what do you think?
think because i've been watching um and uh sort of uh you know commenting on you know the right and the left for a while and we're the same and where they're different right yes and i was i've
been like i feel like this is an interesting like pivotal moment where especially it's kind of like
a big cultural win for the right which is probably one of the first ones in a long time and a few
others are coming right yeah and i feel like it's always that thing of how does that affect culture and i don't have a and i've been sort of
watching the tweets change and i was sort of thinking you know how does this all affect
culture and in and stuff like that and i'm and i don't know for sure but here's my prediction
and i was kind of thinking looking at and i was talking about last episode about like
the matt walsh tweets or whatever and i kind of read down he said we are not done we are not
satisfied a federal abortion ban nationwide is the next step right yeah and there was a part of me
where it's kind of it seemed like a little bit there's the you know when nerds get power they're
always sort of you know what i mean yeah that's that's what like a lot of times it kind of reminded
me of the woke stuff where it's like it was like it was like nerds with a taste of power you know
what i mean which is the left was doing that for has been doing that for a while and that was like
most industries was a nerds got a little too much power and feminine people right and i was kind of
thinking that whether whether it's good or bad or whatever i think that the um the trump years for republicans
was like ultra masculine right it's almost like when people are and this sort of goes back to my
theory of whenever a power is getting acquired it gets acquired with masculine move uh masculine
um what's the right word movements energy movements messaging okay and whenever
power is being used it's or abused it's uh it's more of like a maternal energy right okay and
that's just sort of the nature of things right but so i was kind of thinking and maybe i'm off
here but like the trump era was like a very fighting back energy. It was very like, you know, we're going to fucking, you know, build this wall and we're
going to drain the swamp.
And it was kind of like, you know, women aren't going to tell us what to do.
You know what I mean?
It was kind of a, it was kind of a, in a lot of people's eyes, the like stop to, you know,
the progress was going too far, I think.
Sort of thing.
Right.
So, but it felt like a masculine like
taking back or something right but then over the last six months and whether you agree with it or
not maybe even in the last three months most of the right-wing causes have been very maternal
in the sense of like for example the drag queen stuff whether you agree with it or not it's very
like save the children it's very like this is harmful i mean abortion is also save the children abortion so they're all but they're all like
maternal arguments right like everything to do with saving the children and it's not to say that
men can't be have you know be maternal or not paternal but there is something to be said about
the like messaging is very mom focused and i've also noticed if you see some of the main right-wing
figures that are raising up like even like think of like lips of tech talk or people like that
yeah they're all women right yeah it's very that is true so i've noticed like more women figures
sort of emerging in in that space of like the save the children and stuff like that right okay
so it's but it's kind of the same thing of whether you think it's like good or bad uh it just is a little more of like a feminine messaging that's all about like safety rather
than like you know attaining it's less it's more about like attaining power and this is more about
like using the power to like for safety or something like that okay so i don't know what
do you think of that so my okay so i'll finish to my thought then i think that where it goes is you see i think you
see the right wing in the next like 10 to 15 years i know like people like destiny last week he was
saying he doesn't like to make predictions a lot of people but i do like to make predictions yeah
and i was saying that i think what you see because of that is the right wing over the next year or two start to be uh a little more um kicking people out
so kind of how the left was purity kind of a little more purity so i think you see like people
like that become a little more hostile to people like us for example yeah you know and you already
see it like you know kind of dave portnoy who was probably like you know everyone's kind of mad at
him right now because he was what was he the right the conservative bro or they were saying he was right but how many i think up until
that point most conservatives were kind of like yo anyone that's kind of uh against this stuff
is on board against cancer whatever right and i think you're gonna start seeing more of like
kicking people out well for sure this guy's not a real you know right wing guy yeah well it's just there's like they keep changing what their main issue is so it's it's easy to get like
you know when it's all the pronoun stuff and you get all these people who are just like yeah that's
crazy and then they go okay we're going back to like the meat and potatoes abortion and then a
lot of those people are like no actually but like yeah the pronouns are i think are nuts but i i'm
for abortion and they're like oh yeah you yeah know what? It's just there's all these overlapping things
where they choose the new top thing, I guess.
And that is true.
But I think that combining that with the idea
that really you need to essentially,
I think there was when you're gaining power,
it's more like, hey,
anyone who thinks one of these things is in the club
and then when you're using power, it's like here's the 10 things you need to think. Yeah. Or like, hey, anyone who thinks one of these things is in the club,
and then when you're using power, it's like,
here's the 10 things you need to think.
Yeah.
And if you don't think... That is actually a good way of putting it, yeah.
Do you think there's any chance we'll see a female Republican president
going along with this theory?
That's an interesting point.
Yeah.
I think you do.
I think you start to see the emergence of a lot more female Republicans in this space.
Maybe DeSantis goes trans.
DeS is goes trans
and then on the other side i've even watched you know and this is they're gaslighting fiends you
know what i mean like women uh the i would say like the corporate liberals or whatever right
but i've watched like a ton of people posting things like everyone's trying to say that uh
you know that we're celebrating abortions no one is
celebrating abortions blah blah and it was just like i just love someone to take that and like
contrast it with like the abortion musicals and stuff like it was legitimately like yeah they were
doing like abortion musicals and so it's like they're being like oh as if anyone thinks that in in so they basically are they're kicking out
their extremists subtly by saying that yeah and then but because now that they they're like lost
that issue they know that they can't win by like having an extremist platform once you're winning
you could be they had no choice but to be like no we're kind of saying like obviously it's bad to
have one it was like well you weren't two days ago no you weren't two days ago you're like oh
you're not celebrating it let's see if they go oh you know what we messed up we're gonna reverse
our decision right we're going back to the old people are gonna be fucking dancing in the streets
no you had to fucking scream your abortion shirt off right so anyways that's uh kind of like my uh prediction
so then how how are the how do you see the left or the right i guess regaining power i guess it's
going to go back it goes back and forth a little bit yeah i do really wonder how uh this is going
to go as like in terms of a voting issue because there's an election this is me saying leading into
the election or whatever but but not the midterms. You're saying the presidential
elections. Because we have elections coming up now
essentially in three months. And I do
wonder like on these moderate states
who they're swing states if they're going to start
voting being like, you know what? We didn't want this.
Not to like this. Right.
Like we were, you know, we like our
government staying out of our business stuff, but we still
want to get abortions occasionally.
I mean, fuck it. And if you're out of it, fuck crazy. No, you're right. Yeah, exactly but we still want to get abortions occasionally yeah i mean fucking if you're out of a crazy night right yeah exactly i get them occasionally
it's like i quit smoke you quit smoking but it's like a fucking one or two you're in there
dude you can't get plan b's instead of the fucking the ration plan b pills now
so then on the other side of it i thought this was a pretty fucking banger was um so there was i guess one
thing that uh we there's a cuckolding article and everyone was sort of getting mad at sneaker
and like or whatever but they even said they're calling him oh really yeah they go another cuck
he's not even well there is a difference between uh sneaker is literally getting cucked well yeah
but uh uh the one thing i will say is there's a uh a difference between i mean
whatever who cares but like i guess i there's a difference between people being swingers yeah
that's true yeah he wasn't like the true definition they're saying like i want to
bang in this corner crying no that's a real the one is like i'm gonna bang the like i want to go
to this sex party and like part of the deal is I also,
she's got to get banged.
Yeah.
And the other is like,
no,
no,
no,
I'm good.
We're here for like,
that's the whole,
that's my thing.
I'm just here to cry in the corner.
That's like really what it is.
Well,
this one,
the daily beast.
Remember when I did that vice article and I found like 90 articles about why cucking is so great.
Dude,
vice,
if you type in like vice cuck, there's like, there was a while where like every week they had a new article that was like, it's actually pretty sick to be a cuck.
Is cucking, is being a cuck the new being straight?
And everyone's like, I don't think so.
But this one, this is so good.
It goes, cuck holding.
The sex fetish site for intellectuals.
And basically...
Why does this have to do with intellectuals?
Well, their sort of thing is,
I'm a bit of an aristocrat.
Well, it's literally the person writing it fancies themselves a bit of an intellectual.
I am a writer for the Daily Beast, so I'm no dummy,
and I love watching my girlfriend get fucked.
Or hate it. Yeah fucked this is kind of hated
yeah this is kind of what it is right they have sort of an attitude of like
like you go it's watching your girlfriend getting fucked by do we have a monocle in
you're sort of sitting in the corner with like your cane and your monocle and your top hat you
know like an aristocrat your handkerchief dabbing away the tears yeah you're like how long has it been you look at your pocket watch like another few
minutes to go yeah so it's basically like you know i'm not just a cuck i'm just like
modern cock i'm a modern cuck so these yeah they fancy themselves as sort of an intellectual pursuit.
You know what I mean?
They go, it's S&M, in which men watch their wives have sex,
is catching on among people with high IQs.
Okay.
All right.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
That's some pretty good stuff, though, right?
Just a fact here.
These two things are not correlated i will bet anything yeah i i can't well they're trying to say that yeah it's a very
well this is that oldest thing in the book it's like a lot of it's uh it's that like i went to
college which i think that i'm smarter than everyone but it's like what they mean is they've been educated but than everyone, but what they mean is they've been educated,
but really what they mean is they've been indoctrinated by fucking nonsense.
But in there, the indoctrination...
It doesn't make your IQ higher.
No.
Hell no.
How could that be related where your IQ,
your ability intellectually has anything to do with you watching your girlfriend get fucked
and liking it but also hating it?
Yeah, I think that they see it all into you know if you're
into you're into watching CNN
watching yeah like this is probably
like an intellectual this is the foreign films
of sex
this is the foreign films yeah it's sort of
like oh you like a top gun
dummy I like
watching my wife get fucked by a random
guy that is exactly it's the boutique version you know I mean like oh you go to Starbucks like watching my wife get fucked by a random guy. That is exactly, it's the boutique version.
You know what I mean?
Like, oh, you go to Starbucks, I watch my wife have sex.
Everything's just back to that.
Oh, interesting.
You like going to Burger King?
Well, I'm over here watching my wife have sex with another man.
Yeah, so.
And we have hors d'oeuvres.
Hors d'oeuvres, that's French.
Yeah, but that's the kind of high class thing that they're having at their cuck sessions.
Like, you know, you're sitting there.
Maybe I didn't realize cuck holding was so high class.
It's very high class operation.
I thought swinging was higher class than cuck holding.
No, swinging is like fucking dirt balls.
You know, you can have those like high end sex parties and stuff.
Okay.
They wear the masks.
For every highend sex party,
Yeah, I know, yeah, yeah,
those are.
There's 90 fucking baseball moms
just getting.
Just moves the gut.
You never did the comedy show
at the swingers club?
we talked about it.
Yeah, so you saw those people
as high class?
No, this is,
you know,
it's just a girl,
a woman named
Delilah. Delilah? I was going to go with Barb. Yeah, Barb's just a girl, a woman named Delilah.
Delilah?
I was going to go with Barb.
Yeah, Barb's the classic, but I feel like we always say Barb.
I was trying to come up with something better, and I didn't, and you called me out on it.
I did not.
Barb's a go-to.
Let's see you think of something better on the spot that hasn't already been said.
What's your mom's name?
Oh.
My mom's name is Ezekiel.
Ezekiel? Oh, Ezekiel. Ezekiel.
Oh, Ezekiel.
What's the most Jewish name ever?
Mary.
The only, no.
Jewish name ever for a woman.
There is this one thing I've noticed this, that the name Bailey.
That's very true.
I've only known the name Bailey for female Jews and dogs.
It's weird.
I've only seen dogs and female
Jewish women named Bailey.
Well, I would say
that swingers
are like, I'm picturing
a guy that lives in a trailer almost.
Yeah, yeah.
But I'm also picturing that
for cuckolds.
Well, you pictured wrong
Because he's wearing a top hat
You call this a trailer
This is a 2021
Airstream
I think there is the new
Swingers probably that have like you know
The pink hair and he's the gay
Basically but there's probably the old school
The key party
Yeah I think he looks
like the blogger character essentially
you know what I mean like I think there's two versions
there's the guy that looks like he works at the Daily Beast
you know what I mean like he's very nerdy
or something like that and then there's the
other version bro
no not bro-ish the
Daily Beast guy and then the other version
is like you know he looks like a bisexual
cuck oh got, gotcha.
Yeah.
But not an actual cuck.
That's the new version of Swingers, too.
You're not talking about, he's not a cuck in terms of actually liking cuckoldry.
Maybe you don't know.
Maybe the cucks, that's the thing you don't know.
Most people, that's what I've been saying about gay people.
The only cuck I know is JJ, and he's not classy.
Yeah, but he's the gay one.
Right.
There's a difference between being like a cock and being gay.
You know what I mean?
You're like,
yeah, of course.
JJ seems to bridge that gap.
No, you're like,
oh, you're watching.
Uh, you're,
oh, you like watching your girl have sex with a guy.
It's like,
no,
I like watching this hunky guy bang some slut that I live with that.
I,
that I'm like,
you know,
but there's such that I'm in a platonic,
the relationship,
but they have this whole element that they talk
about of like the humiliation.
I know. Where you're like I hate it
and love it at the same time. Yeah. Maybe that's
why they think it's such a smart man's game.
Because you know what?
How can you hold two opposing feelings
at the exact same time? It's a thinking
man's sex. It's a thinking man's game.
Y'all are playing checkers over there at your swingers
party.
I'm playing chess. watch my wife get fucked that's that's what they think it's sort of a thinking man's thing right
the fact that they're pitching the idea that this is a high iql thing who revel in the psychological
agony so it's like two sides they're operating on
a different psychological plane than you you know what i mean yeah look at yeah you're some
they're saying low iq guys are like look at that rack and then whereas a high iq guy would be like
oh look at that rack love to see it fucking get taken away from me yeah it's like swingers like
reading like danielle steel novels like with fabio on the It's like swingers, like reading like Danielle Steele novels,
like with Fabio on the cover.
And then,
uh,
Cox,
like reading like the Da Vinci code.
They're like,
they're like,
I think probably there's a lot of swinger guys who are just like so much over their chick where it's like,
you're just like,
Oh,
this is the literally like the thread that is keeping this relationship together.
We could do this.
Yeah.
And they're just like,
what do you not care that she's having sex
with other guys?
It's like, better him than me.
Swingers Club is just a bunch of fat people
trying to be in like,
you want my wife?
And everyone's like,
you want mine?
You go,
ugh.
It's just dudes
just drinking beer naked at the bar.
Yeah, yeah.
No one has any interest
in any of these women.
Chicks are just talking about stuff over there wearing their weird shit yeah so he goes cock holding is rapidly emerging as the
alt sex fetish choice for american intellectuals this is this is a guy definitely trying to it is
100 a rationalization of a person that's into this you know what i mean oh big time or or a girl
being like oh my man's an intellectual you know what i mean oh big time or or a girl being like oh my man's an
intellectual you know what i mean she's not no i'm not dating some like written by a chick yeah
that's what i mean she's like i'm not dating some weirdo my man's a intellectual we're all
i mean they're all are like is is and is the cut the bull in the scenario like are they all smart
people like is this like a mensa thing no that's what they did you see the bull in the scenario? Are they all smart people? Is this like a Mensa thing?
No, that's what they...
Did you see a part of the article where they said that...
In the article, they said they had to do the caveat
that there's also a problematic racial component.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So funny.
They had to say that there's a problematic part of the cuckolding.
Do you think the smart people, they go,
we don't... any race is welcome.
Well, it is true because they're basically not saying the bull's an intellectual.
They're saying it's just their cuckolding the intellectual.
That is problematic, you fucking geniuses.
Yeah.
Can I have some caviar?
Caviar.
So I don't think this is rapidly emerging as the choice fetish for american intellectuals
i mean let's ask it's for america pseudo you know it's the choice for like fucking
democrat like uh people that are you know trying to interact with all this like new woke nonsense
in a way that you know affirms their own identity and ideological.
Yeah, giving yourself a pat on the back for your weird thing.
They're like, oh, look at these Trump guys having sex with their own wife.
Who's watching?
No one?
Oh, you peasants.
Oh, my wife really got it last night.
By you?
That's it?
I guess you were probably breaking a sweat.
Oh, that's rich.
That's rich.
I don't even take my shirt off.
Yeah, they're in the corner with one of those long cigarettes.
Yeah, the super long ones, like the penguin.
Yeah, I'd fucking like to give it to her.
You!
Hey!
Did you hear this, Stefan?
This construction worker bangs his own wife!
What's the matter?
Can't afford a bull?
It must be so weird to be, like, knowing people like that.
Or, like, this chick, and you're just, like, a black guy, and you're like, I don't really want to be around knowing people like that or like this chicken you're just like a black
guy and you're like i don't really want to be around you i don't yeah it's like what you i like
it's probably like guys like yeah i'm not in any weird stuff i can't imagine the the black guy like
well that was part of the article too and they were just like what if you really want to step
up the game they have like an intimate connection where you basically watch the guy on a date with
the wife and they're sitting in the hotel room like chatting and stuff and then you're in the back that'd be
like it's probably hard to get the like black guy on board the black guy to be on board with all
that stuff he's like hey do you mind uh sitting there naked and cuddling with her he's like
actually i just called my uber yeah i'm good on that he goes why don't you stop being such a
bitch and you do take over yeah why don't you stop being such a bitch and you do take over?
Yeah, why don't you take over the cuddling?
He goes, that wasn't part of the deal.
But the deal, I'm strictly involved.
Yeah, imagine some guy's like, yeah, you want to come bang my wife?
And yeah, I got to watch.
And then like some fucking drunk dude, like, you know, he's like, ah, fine, whatever.
Fuck it, man.
You know, he couldn't find anything at the bar.
And he goes, whatever, dude. I'll come smash this chick while this weirdo's's weirdos in the corner and then afterwards he's like do you guys mind cuddling and
talking about your feelings i would really appreciate that you go can you shut that guy
up like i said i'd be here it's really me fucking losing my boner right now
that's definitely I have a request
would you stroke harder
sir
sitting in the corner
smoking his fucking
long Corella DeVille dart
getting ready for a fucking polo tomorrow
big polo crowd
look at those hamstrings
yeah he probably is
you know his hands are so soft he's never done a
damn manual labor in his life spending daddy's money on some prostitute male prostitute yeah
yeah so i don't think that this is uh actually happening no but cock holding is rapidly emerging
is that just check out the online forums at our hot wives.org. It's really, you know, really it's, those are the two.
It's Mensa and then ourhotwives.org.
.org.
I like that it is.org, though.
That is something a smart guy would do.
Go, our pornography ends in.org.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a thinking man's website.
You go to.com for your pornography?
Rich.
Very pedestrian of you.
Yeah, that is.
You're like.com with the person.
Pornography is.org or.edu.
Oh, shit.
Got some chair problems?
I was having some chair problems too, man.
Got the chair problems figured out.
That is a high class man's website.
He's on Pornhub.org.
What's Pornhub.org. What's Pornhub.org?
It's mainly guys banging my wife.
It's mostly just videos of me in the corner.
So he goes.
Remember the good old days when you just kept this shit to yourself?
I'm totally, totally nude.
Just do it and tell nobody
no one needs to know this pal
yeah
our hot wives dot org
so if you were hiring someone
for your business
oh yeah
they make you take a skill testing question
I'm just like
I'd rather you didn't
I know about our founder right
No no no
Yeah yeah
When you sign up to do your
I gotta tell them pie to 14
Digits what the fuck
Smart enough to be a cuck
Yeah so you gotta do a lot of
Skill testing questions at ourhotwives.com
That's generally when you're looking for a genius
You go
There's only one person that can solve this case
We don't have anyone smart enough
There's only one place
You go to the cuck convention
And you go, listen guys, we got a problem There's an atomic place. You go to the cuck convention, and you go, listen, guys, we got a problem.
There's an atomic bomb that's about to go off, and we need someone to rewire all the code.
The guy's smoking his cigarette in the side of the room while his wife's getting banged.
He goes, in a second.
He goes, we only have a minute.
He goes, I could do it three times in a minute.
Like, I could cuck.
That's more than enough time.
Yeah, that would be more than enough time yeah that'll be more than enough time
he's very yeah he's walking really slow because he's not in any hurry
i don't even need to see the full code where letter perfect postings celebrate
cuckoldry as a cerebral pursuers these cucks are really up their own asses right now
term cerebral so these cucks are really up their own asses right now. Bullshit term, cerebral. So these cucks are really up their own asses being like,
yo, we're pretty smart, huh, guys?
This is so fucking nerve.
No, Danny, this is what's happening.
Like they're being like literally elitist about kinks.
No, Danny.
Some of the guys in the corner watching his wife's getting banged
and solving Rubik's cubes.
Looks up and goes, very good.
He goes, if you don't finish by the time I finish this Rubik's cube, you don't get your bonus, DeAndre.
you're definitely one of your
bonus
DeAndre
yeah he's just
doing a Rubik's Cube
in one hand
with just one hand
and he's solving
a crossword puzzle
with the other hand
doing his LSATs he just does his LSATs Rubik's Cube in one hand with just one hand and he's solving a crossword puzzle with the other hand.
Doing his LSATs.
He just does his LSATs for fun.
He doesn't want to be a liar.
Just be a fun pastime.
Okay, so.
It's a dangerous game involving jealousy, misery, gratitude.
So now it's a dangerous game.
Oh, a dangerous game.
It's a dangerous game.
So Paul said he remembers what uh um paul says he remembers walking in his parents once and
realizing he was too young to realize what was going on and what they were doing in bed
and they said get out and he knew there was something exciting about that so that's very
he was intellectual from a young age so from a age, he was getting cucked by his parents.
He liked the idea.
Rubik's Cube.
He accidentally walks in and goes, what is this?
Yeah, so his parents kicked him out of the room when they were having sex, and he liked that.
Yeah, he liked that.
That excited him to be kicked out of somewhere.
Is it?
Assuming that that's true.
At least he became a cock and not a rapist.
That's true.
Because they're like, hey, he liked being told he can't do it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
rapist that's true because they're like hey he liked being told he can't do it you know what i mean yeah but it is interesting if that's true like how little it takes for you to totally change
who you are as a person like like the path you're on like just like he walks into his parents having
sex that's a hard fork uh-huh as he goes i'm a cuck now like just like probably took him a few
years for someone to say but i'm saying that so's what he goes. That's the incident. He goes, I never walked in.
He goes, I just plow my wife like fucking, you know, I'd be the stupid.
Put on my hard hat on and just plow my wife.
I'd probably be working on a construction site.
Yeah.
He goes, I would have never had this giant brain, this IQ, nothing.
I'd be working for the town, smoking cigarettes, taking coffee breaks.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Driving around a city truck truck taking the long route
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Let's get into it.
let's get into it we had a friend of ours who we haven't we haven't seen probably since we moved to new york but uh nick nemerov died and it's pretty an interesting yeah kind of crazy really
crap so one thing that i was thinking yeah he's the man and we actually did a sketch that was on
my youtube channel back in the day i don't think it did very many views but we made this like short
film called animals if you want to look it up he was the guy that played the bird watcher i think
danny posted too but he was like he was a he was like you want to look it up. He was the guy that played the bird watcher. I think Danny posted it too, but he was like,
he was like a rare talent where I remember,
that was when he first started doing standup
and I remember just watching him on stage
and being like,
kind of making a note of like,
oh, I want to put him in something.
Yeah, he was just super,
he was just super funny.
He was so unique
and he had these like weird jokes
where he would go,
he would basically say stuff like,
he goes,
you know, people call me uh mr nemerov that's my dad's name you can call me mr nemerov jr or whatever
because i know what you guys are thinking uh i look like a mix between uh ted and joanne nemerov
but i don't know he just had all these like one-liners he was super funny
dude and he was like uh nice and everyone like kind of beloved and he had some but it was
interesting that uh the there's first part was i was thinking i go so every year you know it's
one thing when comedians die when they're like 60 but it's like i know five or six comedians that
have died
that are you know in their 20s and early 30s right yeah i don't know a single person from music i
don't know a single person from uh you know high school or college none of my college friends
randomly died i don't know one from film that's a good point i don't really know and i know older
people but i don't know anyone like our age that just randomly died.
And in comedy, I know eight.
Yeah, that is true.
It's nuts.
I just always assume that there's a general depression
because generally they're killing themselves.
He didn't.
Well, we don't know.
We don't know that.
We don't know that.
That's not what they're saying.
And I think that's what's going on,
what you're getting at is they just said he died.
And then now it's been latched on well it's been
an interesting to watch the media pick it up and it's always interesting because everyone kind of
knows that you know the media spins their narratives or whatever right but so in my own
personal thing he died and we're kind of all messaging in our comedian group chats being like
oh bruto like you know does anyone know what happened and it's sort of like a hush you
know a lot of times these things are like hush hush yeah and then i mean maybe remember the guy
from uh remember the guy who's the the grapest sketch uh it was like one of the funniest sketches
of all time uh why did the whitest so that guy died and it was kind of like you know what happened
and they sort of said one thing and then it was all speculation then like two months later they
kind of tell you what happened so a lot of times when someone dies the family doesn't really
tell you what i mean they're like they're dealing with all sorts of shit that's not like caring what
the public right but basically you know all these websites and the you know fox news and the daily
wire were all posting like basically that this was evidence of like the vaccine well they're not
saying it but they know that they
know the fact that they're making this a story like again more importantly we know many comedians
who have died it's not international news right you know and it's not like you know not to i'm not
i'm not trying to like disparage him but like he wasn't like russell peters like he was known in
canada but he wasn't like this international guy where it was to be all over the world which it is
and what's happening is it's
kind of interesting at least this is my opinion on it is that they're like these sites are just
being like hey this comedian died here you go knowing that this is going to be shared among
the anti-vax world as being like yeah this is a sign of this and that's how the signal boosts i
mean someone's watching this right now being like what are you guys stupid obviously that's how the signal boosts. I mean, someone's watching this right now being like, what are you guys, stupid? Obviously that's what it is.
But it's like the reason, yeah, and the thing is when it's your own,
when someone that you like have, you know, personal, you know,
the thing is like, and again, I have no idea,
but there's been a million cases where, you know, again, I have no idea,
but someone's like ODs and then the person says this
or someone commits suicide and
we've had people that commit suicide and the parents said something else and i'm not at all
saying that happened to him but the bottom line is no one really knows right no and also like i
had a friend uh a friend of a friend who like he was probably my age and he just had a heart attack
and died and that is what happened yeah and that does some i mean dude there's a lot of people like that does legitimately happen it happened before covet ever existed you know and uh but yeah you know that's
just like there's this narrative that people are looking for data points for and then but like it's
just interesting that the news is almost complicit even if it's not on the right like it's it's
literally like these left-wing outlets who are just saying like here's what happens and like
but you're like yeah but you're posting this not because you really care
i think like in the back of their minds they know like this is gonna go far because of these people
yeah oh they're i see what you mean yeah that's what i that's kind of like a dirty game it is
dirty game yeah all around yeah but it was like the truth is there could actually be like a real
answer that comes out tomorrow history that nobody knows about there could actually be like a real answer that comes out tomorrow.
History that nobody knows about.
There could be a huge medical history that no one knows about.
Like,
you know?
Yeah.
So anyways, I thought it was,
it was kind of a sleazy a bit.
What was going on?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And you're just like,
no one knows.
And they're just like,
and bizarre.
Like,
yeah,
but yeah,
it's probably not.
You probably said it pretty good.
I don't really need to comment on it more,
but a lot of comedians died.
It is just like, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, there are a lot of depressed comedians,
and then, fuck, in Canada, it's just even more depressing.
Well, that's with a lot of them.
I mean, we know, me and Danny probably personally know
like six guys that have committed suicide.
Yeah, I think so.
Pretty wild.
I think so, yeah.
You're not good not good okay well thanks for bringing it on anyways i gotta rest i'm gonna go watch this guy fuck my girlfriend with my top hat on because i'm smart okay we have one more
thing we're gonna do before we cut to the Patreon.
We went to this Minds thing
and there was quite the debacle.
We'll talk about that.
Yes.
I feel like we're going to get into it.
So if anyone...
I feel like that's true.
Speaking of cucking...
Yeah, exactly.
We kind of have our format a little down.
Like, you know, we're going...
When we do these interviews,
you know, two or three times a week, or or a month we'll do them on the on the on the tuesday or
wednesday and then we do our episode with us on the friday and then we're doing you know when we
have like real kind of like inside scoop that might be interested to like super fan you know
people who are like actually fans but maybe not casual listeners we'll do that on the patreon i
think we i think we got our starting to like take shape and our numbers are the eco all going up so it's been the universe no i'm cast universe
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all they kind of like inside like baseball shit that like went down i was in like a fucking all right so the um uh one thing we're gonna we're just gonna like do one because we revisit
this every once in a while but we went to the the tulpa and this one was related to the kink thing
that's what i wanted to do it after but this guy this woman said i created created a tulpa for a kink it nearly broke me and now i'm in recovery right did you read this one yet yeah they did
a little long right but the whole idea is this woman is essentially saying that she you know
create she like you know spent all this time creating this Tulpa, and now the Tulpa's sort of got a mind of its own.
She's at war with the Tulpa.
It's like a whole AI thing, right?
Yeah, the Tulpa.
The robots are...
Sentient.
Her Tulpa became sentient, right?
So stupid.
But this one's really good.
She goes,
I'm so shaky today.
Mantras and triggers constantly going off in my head
at the very back. This one, even more so than the last one, I'm so shaky today. Mantras and triggers constantly going off in my head.
At the very back.
This one, even more so than the last one,
has like the horror movie vibe in my head.
At the very back.
In the dark corner, I'm trying to heal.
That used to be ideal for me.
My head being crowded up with training.
And there's just echoes of years of conditioning,
reverberating everywhere.
The good girl.
Bimbo doll.
That's who she created, right? So bimbo doll is the problem, right? She created this bimbo doll, and the bimbo doll is's who she created right so bimbo doll is the problem right
she created this bimbo doll and the bimbo doll is kind of like it's me the bimbo and then top
right right right who knows what i'll get up to
but she said i think she said the bimbo doll is kinky right
hey i was thinking about uh strangling us with a belt wouldn't that is kinky right so bimbo doll is kind of like hey i was thinking about
uh strangling us with a belt wouldn't that be kinky um what do you think of a knife play
yeah bimbo doll bimbo doll so she's make sure it's sharp bimbo dog oh that's not how you do
knife play bimbo doll bimbo doll what about one of those big, just pointy knives that all the serial killers use?
And then we'll just jump on it.
Just kidding.
Or am I?
Bimbo doll.
Bimbo doll.
So bimbo doll's living inside of her body, right?
And she's having a real problem keeping bimbo.
And the problem is she spent years sort of resurrecting bimbo doll, doing all the bimbo
spells and stuff like that.
Yeah.
I mean, it's probably hard to go into work at her regular day job,
and then people are like, what are all those cuts all over your neck?
And she goes, what?
Bimbo doll.
Bimbo doll.
Fucking Bimbo doll.
Bimbo doll.
Hey, I was just thinking, wouldn't it be funny
if we just lied in front of a car?
Bimbo doll is being like we're a barbie that's us we're a barbie we're a pretty little bimbo doll
she's like i'm gonna go to work she goes bimbos don't go to work bimbos hustle bimbos don't go to work it's like but i have to go to my job i don't i don't think we are
gonna go to our job today and she goes but i don't want to well i made up my mind little
chucky's it's chucky you just yeah you didn't realize we were doing chucky for the last 10
minutes i was not doing chucky i've not been doing chucky i thought you were doing chucky
nah that particular sentence plays a lot.
For five years, I've been brainwashing myself
with an insidious group of hypnotic audiophiles
called Bambi Sleep.
So she's basically playing the records backwards.
Did she make them?
I think she finds them.
I think there's this tulpa literature.
We should try to find some Bambi Sleep.
Oh, that'd be good.
To listen to.
Yeah, find some Bambi Sleep. Oh, that'd be good. To listen to. Yeah, find some Bambi sleep.
Even reading the name of the series,
which is in and of itself
one of my many triggers I programmed into myself,
is enough so she has triggers that she programs
so someone will, you know,
she's kind of walking around and someone's like,
hey, it's cold out.
Is it?
You want to fuck me in that dumpster what bimbo doll trigger is uh enough
to make my head tingle at a certain point this is what i wanted i hated myself so much i decided to
join a cult to help me eradicate myself or at least to try to so she tried to turn herself
completely into bimbo doll what she wasn't expecting is she created a tulpa and split
down the middle i mean the whole thing sounds like a mushroom trip if anyone's ever
had a really bad mushroom trip yeah it's like some of them it's just like you don't believe
them so just like where they're like i have 600 personalities where it's like you don't this one
it was like you're having a psychological break you need to be in a fucking mental institution
i found bambi sleep by the way okay so website's a website, BambiSleep.com.
And what does it do?
It just says,
Deep Bimbo Erotic Hypnosis.
Do you want to play a little bit?
Sure.
There's sessions.
Oh, that's quite the rack on this.
Do you have to play for it?
Is it free?
Bambi, Bimbo, Dull.
This is just the page.
Oh, yeah.
So this turns you into a bimbo.
Bimbo's got a fucking gun set on her.
Wait, this works this
is like we we've come to the dark side uh oh bimbo dog conditioning therapy you gotta pay for
age-restricted content i'm an adult what you don't have you're not signed into youtube i am signed
into youtube all right all right let me read this you read it i'm gonna pull up some bimbo sleeves. Yeah, bimbo sleeve.
Bambi wanted to break me.
So she really, Bambi is coming at her.
Bambi wanted to break me.
She was going to take me over and destroy me if she could.
The files encourage that.
What was that?
This is bimbo sleeve. Okay, put your mic on it a little bit.
So she's been just listening to this for four years straight.
Apparently this makes you a huge whore.
You just have to press.
This is it?
This is it, yeah.
This is what made her this psycho.
It's just this?
This is called bimbo drone.
This is the starting one.
This is the first one. This has 50,000 views on it. So there's that many girls trying to make a Bimbo Drone This is the starting one This is the first one
This has 50,000 views on it
So there's that many girls trying to make a bimbo?
I mean obviously a guy invented this
This isn't a chick
Some dude in fucking Sri Lanka
Made this
Find some more
What the hell is that?
That's all it is, it like hypnosis you that is so funny
though you're you're your chick you comes home you've got this stuff playing on her computer
a docile bimbo dolly she is so perfectly trained now and she has had so much does that like a
horror movie.
This is scary.
Yo, am I turning into a bimbo right now?
So it's like this freaky-ass shit.
You ever heard of a white noise machine?
No wonder you're turning into this.
Yo, what are you doing?
So you've been listening to this for four years?
You cycled that? By the way, if people are listening to this, just when your girlfriend falls asleep, turn
the shit on.
Report back to us in a couple of weeks.
Yeah, but the bimbo, I mean, you don't want your girlfriend to be a bimbo.
You want to be like the girl that won't bang you at the office is to be a bimbo.
Just to make it the elevator music at your workplace?
What is this?
I don't know.
It's from Europe.
It's trendy over there.
It's real cool in Europe.
Yeah, yeah.
They're digging the gym.
This feels like the type of thing that you'd have a dentist that gets, you know what I
mean?
He gets in a lot of trouble.
He's been playing bimbo.
He's been playing bimbo fucking audio.
Yeah.
What the hell?
It's weird that it's age-restricted, too.
There's no comments.
Well, I mean...
They call it Bambi sleep.
There's a couple of things.
They're not trying to make...
Yeah, they're trying to make adults into bimbos, I guess.
At least that's good.
Well, so I guess...
And what she's saying is it worked a bit.
So it worked too good?
Yeah.
That's messed up.
But who would...
I don't understand the idea where you go you listen to that and you
go i'm trying to become more of a bimbo it's like what is it what does it get you so she's got this
bimbo inside of her and she won't stop talking to her so it's split her brain up this girl's
having a real but she's this girl doesn't have a tulpa she is literal yeah she's fucked up her
brain disassociative disorder yeah and she, Bambi wanted to break me.
Play it again.
It does feel like someone that wants to break you.
It does, yeah.
Imagine you're trying to sleep and your own brain's doing this to you.
No.
Yeah.
Bambi's getting banged in the background, I think.
If she notices anything at all, instantly agreeing with everything that's said, feeling so happy.
Instantly agreeing.
Yeah, that's not bad.
So automatically and so completely that her conscious thoughts and the commands in her head
just begin to meld into one how good is this jenny uh this is what happens you say you're
gonna do an abortion protest and then you freaking bring everyone into like madison square gardens
and then lock the doors yeah like the religious right like like rents out Madison Square Garden, the PSYOP fucking trick all these liberals to come in and go,
Hit it!
You are a stupid retard.
Abortions are good.
Or bad, I mean.
I'm not getting my commands.
Because forgetting feels wonderful.
Forgetting feels wonderful.
All right.
Oh, wow. I'm going to get wow kicked off of youtube with this shit
i want to know what the layer is i can't make it out like the subconscious subliminal layer that's
underneath that's like i can't make out what they're saying i you know what that's probably
a real wild no no you know what it probably is underneath it's like starbucks 499 it's like
it's straight up like got infiltrated by no it wasn't even something big like that it's like starbucks 499 it's like it's straight up like got infiltrated by no it wasn't even
something big like that it's like joe's auto shop at joe's auto but joe's auto that'd be great
don't forget this yeah the boy yeah just some fucking you know what it is is the smart dude
at the auto mechanic shop he's like a goodwill hunting type who he's really into cuckoldry
right because he's the smart guy at the shop and then he He's like a goodwill hunting type who he's really into cuckoldry, right?
Because he's the smart guy at the shop.
And then he's like, we need more bimbos and less just assholes coming in here.
Set this up.
Yeah, we need some talent coming in here.
A little more talent that we could hose and then something to look at.
Don't forget to get your oil changed.
You are a bimbo.
Every 5,000 miles.
Don't forget to get your oil changed.
Synthetic oil, Don't cheap out.
I want to get that stick changed.
Jim's Auto Mechanic.
It's Jim's.
It's a bad leg.
It's like it doesn't even have a catchy jingle.
It's Jim's.
It's Jim's Auto.
What's the opposite of a bimbo?
What's like a male bimbo?
Bimbo is what the Seinfeld thing was, right?
Holy shit.
This Bambi shit is nuts.
Oh, Bambi wanted to break me.
And she wants me bound, gagged, blindfolded, and locked away
in a part of my head that I could never escape from.
So the bimbo wants to lock her away,
so she has to just sit there while bimbo AI sort of just deals with everything.
Does all the freaky, fre freaky shit she's just in the
back well he's like she's like she's just in the fucking back of the head this is the ninth oil
change this week we can't afford this oops i spilled the oil again she succeeded yesterday
in breaking me down to the point I couldn't even get to work.
Okay, well, now she just took the day off work.
She's blaming it on Bimbo.
I need a mental health day.
Bimbo has been acting up.
She calls the boss, and she's like, hey, I don't think I'm going to come into work today.
She goes, why?
She goes, I'm nothing.
She goes, yeah, okay.
Yeah, that's fine.
Just work from home.
Just get your work done get your yeah just maybe
just don't come in ever how you don't come in ever again as soon as i clocked in from deep
within the void of my headspace she began this annoying little chant it was to the tune of nanny
nanny boo boo that's what the bimbo saying to her you thought you got rid of me you thought you got rid of me
you thought you got rid of me oh i think that's part of the chant you thought you got rid of me
swing sets in the background fucking just blowing in the wind yeah this is some dark shit she'd
giggle using my mouth and after four hours of that i couldn't handle it anymore i ran to the bathroom
and she looked in the mirror and then that's when bimbo took over her face and smiled at her and
laughed so she's looking at bimbo took over her face i mean this is yeah just anyone that took
too much fucking drugs yeah she's using my voice here we are i was having a conversation with the
bimbo that possessed my body and she didn't want to leave bimbo wasn't going nowhere it's like bimbos don't like to leave your house once they're in there i can tell you from experience
pretty standard you're telling me that the bimbo didn't want to leave in the morning huh
the bimbo uh wanted you to the bimbo was about to unpack her suitcase in your nice condo is what
was happening i'd like to see a new ghostbusters
where they're like looking for bimbos to come to the house they're like got their bimbo detector
their bimbo detector is just a vial of cocaine they're going i think she's over there
the cocaine just disappeared oh they oh no they opened the cocaine it goes like and it goes
got it got it got it got it, got it.
We got her.
Everything's okay.
And then they all leave.
They go, we're going to go party with this bimbo.
Yeah, we're taking the bimbo to the grave.
But you can leave her there.
The bimbo didn't want to leave her house.
So she's looking at the bimbo.
The bimbo's looking at her.
She goes, any sane woman who is something to. She goes, I ran into the bathroom and was going to sit down in the toilet
like any sane woman who has something taunting them would.
So she's saying she's a sane woman.
Yeah.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah, and fucking cucks are geniuses too.
And what?
And cucks are geniuses.
Cucks are geniuses.
You're a sane.
You're a sane.
But I stopped at the mirror and she smiled wickedly at me.
The look in her eyes was crazed.
So I said in
my voice she said using my voice here we are i was having a conversation with a bimbo that possessed
my body and i didn't want to leave i was talking to my tulpa i came out of the bathroom sobbing
i told my store manager so this is happening when she's out yeah she's on her yeah yeah that's
she's on her shift at fucking there's a giant lineup she's at a shift working sales at jim's auto she doesn't realize she's
like ground zero she's been working there for 25 years she is jim yeah she has like a disassociation
she's making these youtube videos yeah yeah that she doesn't realize she was the whole thing though the person the whole time classic classic i told my store manager between gasp yeah yeah it's the bimbo was like it was
just some normal girl that she's the norm the gym was auto that took over the bimbo's body
there's just some bimbo you know yeah it's always just some maybe it was that maybe that's what
happened huh that's a hypothesis i told my store manager between gasps that I was having a rough day and I needed to go home.
But you are home.
You've always been home.
We're all family at Jim's Auto.
This is fucking great.
I needed to go home.
And now I'm sitting here and wondering, is she really gone?
I hope so.
And then that's when you just hear drip,
drip,
drip.
It's like,
and then she goes and looks,
the motor oil was going down the drain.
Time for a refill.
Credits.
Honestly,
this sounds like a better movie than most of the fucking great movie.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
Just off the top.
Like this bimbo.
That's a great movie.
Bimbo.
Yeah. So I want to get the deal great movie. I know. That's what I'm saying. Just off the top. Like this Bimbo Tulpa thing. That's a great movie. Bimbo Tulpa.
Yeah.
So I want to get the deal on that.
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