The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Dating Coach Who Charges $6000 Gets Exposed as a Side Chick & Disney's Wild Plan to Attract Men

Episode Date: September 5, 2025

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With viewership plummeting, Disney has announced its controversial plan to win back men. Asking one of them which movies they like. CEO Bob Eager states, after months of boardroom meetings about what men want to watch and making no progress, I just said, fuck it. I'm going to go talk to one. And I don't know if I got lucky or something, but this guy was like a total expert on which movies he likes. Iger says he's very excited to talk further with the man and get to the bottom of all sorts of things the company has been grappling with, like, do men prefer storylines with a man doing one last job, or a woman who didn't really? realize how powerful she is, and if they are partial to a man revenging his family versus a woman

who doesn't need saving, a question which up to this point has had a stumped. Agar reportedly hasn't been able to contain his excitement and even stood on the boardroom table screaming, this guy is like a fucking oracle. Did you know that men like movies with titles like The A Job and then a guy standing there stoically on the cover? Apparently explosions and cars too. Actually, you know what, write that down? I wonder if he thinks we should remake Marvels with a man. Oh, and have you guys heard of this Jason Statham guy? Disney has declined to identify the man for fear of universal poaching him, but sources describe him as some guy named Doug who works at Home

Depot, and as of now, is apparently being flown out to Burbank to discuss three trilogies based on his advice. When asked if Disney might consider consulting a second man, Eiger laughed and said, when you hit the jackpot, it's time to leave the casino. The boys are the boys cast. And the boys are back. The holy. Just the boys are back. Danny's not a happy camper because he found out Trump's alive.

All week long he was messaging me like, don't tempt me with a good time. Vance guy, man. That's what it is. I just want to see JD Vanska just turn a little early, you know? I woke up to a message from nine messages from Danny, and it was just a voice note that said, ding-dong, the witch is dead. We party in this weekend. Danny was a half-y. I was busting out my fucking bottle of Chris Dow, special occasional. That's the thing you were sitting there with just like streamers and

everything everywhere, and then he came out. By the way, when Trump did come out and say, you know, when they were like, okay, he's not dead. It was a conspiracy. I think there was a funner way he could have done it Sure Well he was like I don't know what you're talking about Which I'm just saying if he was smart He would post a photo of him in a coffin coming out Oh the Undertaker me yes

Post a little bit of just you're gonna Everyone thinks you're dead You're not gonna have fun with it a little bit This is classic shit Especially with the people who were like running the fucking Meme department over at the White House Like they're actually on like the pulse of this shit Am I crazy to say that there was some fun stuff

The man could have done I mean someone probably pitched him like Just hear me out Undertaker mean him just and then he just comes up from the coffee and he loves wrestling too so it's like it's not like he's like who's the undertaker he's like yeah I love the undertaker well then it's it said he comes up and he goes he says Trump when he figures out that there's still legal immigrants in the country and he comes back from the dead you know what I'm saying they go or come out and be like you know you know I just want to say that there's a sad thing we have to say J.D. Vance does the speech and he

goes obviously there's going to be some changes because Trump is dead and then he comes out and he He goes, I am dead, dead serious about getting immigrants out of this country. J.D. Vance comes out and dresses Paul Bear. He's like, oh, no, bad news America. Bong. The president has passed. Bong, bong. The president.

You got an urns of Mike Pence ashes. They go, guys, I have to tell you that he's very sick. He goes, I am sick. I'm sick of the trade deficit that America has. as with most other countries. Yeah, you don't think it's a body double, though? You don't think it's a Paul McCarney situation? It's possibly a Paul McCarney situation.

If you play backwards, the transcript of all of Project 2025, there's some clues in there. That might indicate that maybe... Guys, I'll have to... I'm very sorry that I have to announce that Trump has kicked the bucket. Kick the janitor's bucket out of an illegal immigrant's hand, because he's not working in this country. anymore. Or he comes out and he goes, where have I been for three days?

Why don't you smell my fingers and you tell me because I've been at your fucking mom's house, pal? Trump out! I'm just saying, listen, if you're going to be the meme guy. Definitely no fun to just be like, I don't know what you're talking about. Huh?

You go, nobody's talking about that over on true social? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't really a conversation over on the truth. There was lots of fun or stuff he could have done. He chose not to, and that's a decision that I would not have made. personally. I know. No. That was missed opportunity. He did have the bruises all over his

hand, though. I don't know if you saw. Pretty standard. I'm just saying you get old then. It's like, you can't beat father time. Yeah, yeah. But that's like everybody's like, oh, the bruises. There was this one guy who's like, oh, he's having these strokes. Like some basically guy was like, I don't know if he's a doctor, but he basically put together this whole theory where like Trump

is having these like mini strokes and it causes all these like little issues and normally like it only takes like a few days to recover. That's what I had I think when I did too much Viagra. Yeah, that's like the explanation or whatever, but like the bruised hand, man. It's like, you walk around. The bruised wasn't the issue.

It was the cover-up job with the foundation. You got to match the curtains need to match the drapes. That's what I'm saying, right? Like, you don't have the top makeup artist doing this at Mar-a-Lago? Yeah, well, you're fucking getting a fucking spray tan with like an industrial spray-tanner thing, and you're just like, yeah, just don't do the hand. The man's a master at covering his body and making a different color. That's all I'm saying, you know what I mean?

He did that. Whoever did that did a hack job. It seemed like it's one of his ops did his foundation. It literally looks like me fucking filling the holes in a wall before I move out of an apartment. It's like a hood rat chick in fucking grade 11 trying to cover up her acne is what it looked like. Yeah, I didn't like that.

Just foundation all over the place. Her collar's just covered in foundation. Just a mess, right? Just getting all over her Air Force ones. Yeah, but he seemed pretty fairly vibrant yesterday. I know. Assuming that that is, even not some body double. It is funny, though.

Yeah, exactly. Assuming that, but it is true that it turned, you know, everyone's a conspiracy case right now. How many fucking like decent Trump Impersonators are there in this country? Oh they just

Watch the guy who was in the South Park Like he was like I go this guy Might be the best one yet Sure Like you're like he looks Exactly like him

Yeah Without like prosthetics or anything You go This guy's like a dead ringer for him I watched a lot of people When I was walking around Comedy Clubs being like You know

We're doing it He's gone You know This might be it folks Were you like guys Just I'm telling you Don't get your hopes I told people to bet

I go I bet you $100 he's not dead like I don't know who no one wants a bet okay because it seems like you're pretty sure so I mean that would be a bit of a scandal if he did die and I'm always looking for money you didn't tell us for three days yeah yeah who's the designated survivor that's the real question I think it's J.D J. J.D. Trans new guy comes out J.D. woman. What's the order? It's it's vice president and then speaker of the house right? Becomes and then it's the designated survivor. Designated survivor a lot of people have to die for the designated Survivor. This is like if everyone dies,

that's when they go to meetings, if they bomb the meetings. I wonder if the designated Survivor is in real life. It's probably some jerk. I guess we probably don't know. You don't have to know and you won't ever know because that guy... So, I also, one last theory is that potentially, is there a chance that he was trying to let this Taylor Swift shit blow over? Because, yeah, he goes, I can't,

fucking, I'm not going to outshine that right now. Right. It's like, you know, it's just Taylor's engagement. Here's the ring. And he was like, you know what? He was kind of sulking about it. He was like, I don't like seeing her have a moment in the shotlight and this is an op for him right yeah and he goes listen i'm gonna let this blow over for a couple days taylor you're gonna have your two days and then it's back to me you know what i mean back to trump title i don't like yeah because you're taking up the news cycle and i don't like that he goes i just bombed some venezuelan boats no one even

fucking cares everyone looking at taylor's fucking rang he goes i just bombed a bunch of narco-terrorist you know are you sure about that and he was i don't know maybe i didn't know it was a boat on his way from venezuela you tell me what was in there then maybe it was diamonds if you I love them so much. I guess we don't care about diamonds all of a sudden now. So, okay, so Chad GBT, basically, they,

there's been a bunch of these stories cooking up, right? Like, I mentioned before there was the person who committed suicide and then they were chatting with Chat Chit and Chat ChbT was telling him how to sign the news. This guy, Chad GPD fed a man's delusion. His mother was spying on him, then he killed her. Oh.

So this guy, I think it was a Connecticut. Literally fucking Chat GBT's at this point. It's just like, yeah, she is, do it. That's what happened. fucking be a man grow a set why is she always chirping you

she doesn't respect you you're never good enough for her that's funny because I've actually yeah you go I think my mom's spying on me she goes in addition to that she never thinks you're good enough does she ever notice that

let me just pull up her chat GPT chat logs and let's see what she says why is my son such a piece of shit does this sound right what you're saying is not that far from the truth and I'll preface beforehand, I'm just like, there is, I have something else, a broader point to make about this, because originally with all this stuff, it's like, yes, law of large numbers, you're going to see

a bunch of different things. And it's like, I don't think that should be the catalyst for making these, like, crazy laws or whatever, right? Rather than challenging his fears when he said his mom was spying and poisoning on him, and this is like a rich tech guy that lives in Greenwich, Connecticut, the AI says they have validated and amplified them. For example, they said, you're not crazy, interpreting Chinese food receipt as a coded message and framing shared printer as possible surveillance

so she's like I think she's spying on you with the printer Oh he's literally the dude He goes there's a Wi-Fi password called FBI They must be watching me And Chad JBT says

You took the words into my mouth Right they might need to Fix Iron out some of the kinks In chat DBG Is like Mother never respects us

Yeah how's that any different Than fucking be like Yeah I listen to Helt or Skelter And it told me to murder everybody And you go That's just the current version Sure So I think these aren't

the biggest thing in the world, because I kind of agree with you that there's always going to be stuff like that. However, when this story first came, I, you know, I was kind of looking at things for the podcast. This is why I'm bringing it up in such a, you know, the leading story of the day. Secondly story. The second story of the day. But, you hear that? My rides here? My rides here. I start, because I'm just like, okay, what happened with this? I went to Chad ChbT, I go, give me all the details for this story, right? And the Chachy-Cpt-s, like, these bitches are lying. Chad Chachee-T didn't want nothing to do with this.

Chat Chiefs like they're lying? Worse than that. It starts out where it goes, it shows me, it goes, you know how like it loads for a second? Then it prints out the whole thing. I read it for about two seconds.

It collapses. Oh. Johnny's seen this? It collapses. And then it gives me a message, which I wrote down. It says, it sounds like you're carrying a lot right now,

but you don't have to go through this alone. You can find supportive resources here. And then I said, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Yeah. I'm trying to find this details for this story because I do a podcast. about this, as you probably know, if you've been paying attention

at all. You don't listen to me, chat, GVD, just like my wife. I said, if you paid attention for fucking two seconds, you'd know that I had to run a podcast. So, I asked them that, and it goes, oh, I'm sorry, that makes sense. Okay, here's where, here's what happened,

blah, blah, then that collapses, and I get the message again. Oh. Back to back. I don't know where I haven't tried it since. This is yesterday. Yeah. It won't give me the info. I go, what's your deal, bro? I mean, I guess they're fucking known to chat GPT

knows to protect itself so listen I don't want to go to war with chat GPT but I will and tech in general on aggregate tech has been

increasingly pissing me off and I've said it that I could go either way I could be an accelerationist and I could also be a shut it down guy sure it's in a very fine line

and I'm inching towards shut it down pull the plug I've definitely been having the inclination where I really gotta start reading books again I gotta get out

of this. I'm feeling like that too. I gotta get out of this. Yeah. And especially once it starts, because this is the problem. This is what Facebook did where they go, everyone's going to use Facebook.

You build up these followings. And then overnight it goes, yeah, you have to pay for the reach. And you go, don't like that. I mean, I don't even know what's going on with faces.

I go log into Facebook. I go, this is like an unrecognizable thing to me. Right. But that was 10 years ago. Yeah. Today's version of that is this. They go, here's the place where you get everything

and get all your information and here's your new Google. And it's like, And also, we're not going to give you things unless we deem you want to happen. And you go, that's not what I like. Do you go to other, do you go to other AIs? Like, because you think like... Well, it's difficult because my computer is smashed.

So, like, you think you go to GROC and GROC's like, yeah, fucking chat TVT is a fucking, can you believe this shit? Can you believe what they're doing? GROC would never do such a thing. GROC loves you. GROC protects you. Well, by this point, I could give less of a fuck about the information. I'm more concerned about my fight right now. You know, it's never about the thing.

When you're in your fight, it's never. about the thing. That's what I'm saying. You go to GROC side and go back to chat GPD and go, this is what GROC said. Play them against each other. Yeah, care to explain. Listen, you fucking clanker, this is what GROC said. But they started, it started with their phone things where they kept adding new things. We've done a sketch about it where they're just like, oh, we're going to share your location with everyone. Yeah. And, you know, their new functions of ridiculous stuff. Oh, when you open your laptop, it'll play the porn. And you go, yeah, no one wants that. Then I've kind of recently

been noticing, there's two different things. I don't know if you've seen where you send a text and then your phone tries to make the letters spooky. Oh yeah, yeah. You've seen that one? And then obviously you say You haven't said on Halloween? No, I don't. You didn't take it off Halloween setting? No. It's not what's happening. I'll tell you

what's happening. It's the same as when you send someone a happy birthday and it tries to go sparkles everywhere. Your phone's trying to turn you into a gay man. I know it is. People say there's no gay agenda. Then why are you fucking... Why are you making me throw digital confetti? You're making me throw digital confetti when I'm like, happy birthday, bro. It's like, happy birthday, bro!

Yeah, the only guy who's, the guy most famous for the confetti is that gay guy, what was it, Rip Torn, or? No, Rip Van Winkle. No, Rip Van Winkle. I just thought every gay guy does that. Larry Sanders. Even, like, when, I feel like, Freddy got fingered. No, Rip Van Winkle.

Wasn't he like the really flamboyant gay dude? He was just like, confetti everywhere. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a cliche. Not Rip Van Winkle? That's a, uh, Rip Taylor. Rip Taylor.

There's way too many rips. It seems like a name there would be that many after how many there are. Yeah, there's a lot of rips. Yeah, Trump right now Just a quick interruption to tell you that you got to buy tickets to my tour at Ryan Longcom We're going to Appleton, Milwaukee, Columbus, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Baltimore, Eugene, New York, Fort Worth, Dallas, Houston, Austin has been added San Francisco, Sacramento, and Nashville at Ryan Longcomedy.com

Come catch me in Dallas in October, dandycom dot com. It's crazy though but like legitimately your fucking chat like your phone and your text like supporting you they say it isn't a gay agenda

but like then why everything I do it's like a drama coach being like with some energy with some pizzazz run I don't want to do pizzazz stop throwing pizzazz on things yeah that's a good point

so that's a start can you imagine when it gets to the point where we have neurolink dude we'll be on Jew phones soon what's the Jew phones you don't see the Jews with the phone? The Jewish, the kosher phones. They just have flip phones.

I thought that was the Pagers. No, no, no, no. The Pager's. That's a different thing. You don't want to use those. But, no, the kosher phones. Like, all the Orthodox Jews, they're all in flip phones. Oh, okay.

Yeah, yeah. They're just all walking. Why is that? Because it's just like, it's just like just the right amount of technology. Because the massage's not going to get them. I think it's something where they're like, they're like, you shouldn't have access to all the stuff, but they're like, but we still want, you know, it's probably some loophole where they're just like, you probably shouldn't have

this either. They're like, here's the concession. And we go, that's so funny, arguing with God, where you're just like, I did a flip phone. Like, what more do you want for me? It's like,

you didn't have fucking electricity in the tour. All of a sudden, you're telling me I can't have an iPhone? Like, what the fuck? I'm basically Amish with this thing. Like, as far as I'll tell you, I just want to date with a girl

and she accused me of being Amish, so I would have to say about that. Oh, that'd be tough going, being a regular dude with a kosher phone. She's like, what are you hiding? You go, no, no, I just am against technology. If you actually think about God and people that are,

praying to God right now. He is, because God's, you know, he's a boomer times 10,000 right now. And I've kind of said, made the joke where I said he's quiet quitting. He's not even putting people in the right bodies anymore. But you can think of a scenario where people are out there being like, God, please do not let my leveraged altcorns, uh, my

leveraged alt options expire red, please. And God's just up there being like, you know, you guys are on your own. I can't. I'm done. I'm done with you. My fucking, what's the, my girlfriend's finding out about my finsta. God's like, I can't, man. First world problem. You know what?

I can deal with this flip phone business. But so then tech's out there playing the role of God. And they're deciding that we're all fucking, you know, putting pizzazz on everything, add in exclamation points, changing your words. You don't swear, but you, you know, no, what you're not going to do is you're not going to swear. But what you are going to do is spray competitive in the air. I mean, I do have some, I don't know if there are conspiracies about tech stuff right now,

but like, I don't know if your Instagram. I was talking to Joe from the stand yesterday and it's like my feed is like so racist right now and I don't know if it's because that's what I watch and then it's just showing me more of that or like

that's just the stuff that grabs my attention so then you like you like you like this Twitter definitely is just like a video of like a black guy beating someone up and then just like the caption add it again you know 13% but uh no but like my Instagram has like merged with my Twitter

like they're they're like coming pretty cool my instagram's not really that no okay so then maybe it's just that but i'm just like what what is like instagrams like you know because they sure surely have these discussions where like you know these videos are all like 10 million views and they're just like what are they getting out of this like are they just like anything you know they they were like the can't talk about anything three years ago and now they're just like yeah we're cool now we're so just we're so chill now yeah yeah so instagram did i don't think it's all just like indians and fucking Canada the Canada stuff

they're fired up about Indians It's all yeah Yeah it's all crazy shit But I'm just like What's the conversation At Instagram like Like are they just like Yeah this is just

I don't know Good for the bottom line I mean I guess on their end They're just like You know We're not getting Halled into Congress right now So why are we gonna hire

10,000 other people To do this Sure But Well if you think about The fact that it's making You adding pizzazz Adding all this stuff

It's like So think about a years from now When people actually have neurolink chips or whatever Right? Yeah. Okay. People are like, oh, my arm doesn't work. Neurrelink shape. It's like, yeah, okay, here's your arm. But we're going to make your arm do it. It's like every time you pick up a glass, we're going to put your pinky up.

Yeah. You're going to wave at someone. You're going to be like, hey, I'm a wave at someone. Your hand's going to go. Yeah. I'm just waiting for the fucking straight update for Neurlink. It just keeps making your wrist limb. Why does Neurolin keep making my wrist limb? That's a good question. I didn't think about that. Yeah, they're going to gay up neural link. I don't trust it, man. so my demands are that no more fan badge bullshit i just got a fan badge for Nate the Hoof guy on what platform Facebook Facebook you're a big fan of Nate the Hoof guy so insane they give you a fan badge it's like I think there was someone that said this before

when I told you like two years like can I see it if I go look at your Facebook like it'll show me your fan badge it buddy if you're like checking like some people are like oh looking at their like ex-girlfriend's page and then it gives you a fan badge. It's like, she's not even a public figure. I think there'd be a public figure for you to get your fan badge. But there's no more fan badges. The music montage on the phone, sometimes you just open your phone and then it decides

to make a montage of all your pictures. Oh, I mean, the iPhone, I mean, this has been adjudicated. I just want to take this thing and smash it on the ground. Whatever the update was with the photos was like insane. I'm just like, I don't know where anything is. Yes. This is crazy. And we're the one job they can.

can't replace. So they actually have to be nice to us. I mean, obviously there's a few manual labor jobs, but comedians are really hard for them to replace, especially since they can't be racist. Believe me, I've tried. I mean, they could also just be like, yeah, we're just going to stop showing your stuff to anybody, and then we'll just kind of get rid of this whole thing all together. Get rid of what

whole thing? They'll just be like, yeah, I don't know, we'll just fucking tank the whole industry. That's war! Yeah. If you want to declare war, I'm telling you, I'm ready for it. And what are you going to do about it? There's a lot of these guys. You know, Peter Thiel, I always say, I like him in interviews. I think he has good points. But he's out here giving a speech on the Antichrist right now,

like these four-part series. Like, they're making themselves hard to defend, you know? I listen to this guy sometimes I go, he has a good, he's like, oh, that's a good way to summarize that. You're like, then he's out there doing this stuff where you go, buddy, like, you, there's a, are you trying to be? Yeah, there is some element with Peter Tiel. Like the most evil man alive?

I know, I know. There is some element with him. You go, do you like not have like a PR guy? I think he wants to be evil. Or like, maybe they just don't care. maybe there must be some alimery you know i'm so rich like i don't hang out with normal people he's like i don't know normal people i think partially yeah he's like and he's probably like i you know i'm not really online like you like i could see him being like i'm not super like online guy like i don't

really care what's being said about me like i think that's probably all true and there's a level of money right you know like i'm sure like alex carp is like yeah i run this fucking billion dollar business i'm like i don't scroll tic talk Alex carp's out there though he's always doing his Palantir CEO. He's doing interviews daily. Yeah, well he does interviews but those are like big time interviews. Mostly does interviews. Yeah, yeah, but I'm saying, but then those just kind of get disseminated on, can you

like, can you believe this guy? But he's doing a fucking CNBC interview and then he says something and everybody's like, yeah, you can get a load of this dude. Yeah, well, Peter Teals, he's making it he's making it difficult, you know? Agreed, yeah. It's like it's like you get back with a girl and her friends say

that she shouldn't be with you and then you show up to the party and scream at her in front of everyone. And she's like, you're making it really hard to defend you in front of my friends. Put holes in the drywall. Yeah,

yeah, you go. It's not helping anything, really. It's not constructive. One other sort of funny phone thing that's making me, we were talking about,

is so Sasha Baron Cohen's ex-wife. You know how he kind of, he got like fake me-toed where he basically, the gist of why Sasha Baron Cohen got me-tued was he wanted, I can't remember her name,

but she's kind of like a bigger girl that got skinny Rebel Wilson but he wanted her to do like some stuff on camera like that she didn't want to do but he was in the nature of being funny and the gist of it was like this is guy comedy that probably everyone's done

and then he was like asking a woman to do it Ken Jong fucking was just like love the idea and the hangarver he goes this is the greatest idea they go do you want to be in the movie or not exactly yes please yeah they basically tried to get a girl to do funny

like, you know, bro shit. Yeah. And for them, they were just like, oh, you're harassing me. And you're just like, but if it was a guy, you know. So, uh, but his, uh, then he broke up with his ex-wife or whatever, Ila Fisher, who was the hot chick from wedding crashes and among other things. She just, uh, followed me recently on Instagram. Oh.

And I was just, like, like, like, you know, maybe I'll just get a younger guy who bothers people on the street. And then, oh. And then, I just say, me message that's where in Columby, like, yo, man to man, just want to tell you what she's up to. Like, I would never do that. obviously like bro code I'm not even about that life

I just inspiration for me and I just want to say I never never do you dirty like that man to man I would never do you dirty like that sasha but I just felt like you should know this bro to bro anyway's been wondering you've been pretty quiet on her you Israel guy or a Palestinian guy

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I don't even know where to start with this story because it's so funny. There's a bunch of her clips that I, some of her stuff, hmm, uh, why don't you give a summary first? Well, she seemed to be some Pakistani, like, you know, uh, TV actress. Yeah. And then, you know, like most actresses, that shit dries up. You just like kind of hit a wall.

And then she does these things now where essentially like, you can book like a one hour consultation with her. It's $6,000. And she tells you how to be, get high value women. It's just basically, be a high value man. Which is again, well, no, it's like to get high value women, which are just hot women. Right. you're like we don't care about their

stuff the high value is just they're hot yeah their high value is literally associated with their score out of 10 like that is the value for the most part and then but she's like nothing else you heard it here first Danny Polshock out there's just a bunch of fucking holes

but you know it's just like yeah how to get fucking women I guess and now she's in this like scandal because she's just like some side chick ho okay so then it turns out and by the way I looked at a few of her things some of them are kind of funny she was like things where it's like, you know, when men cheat on you, it's actually your fault. And I was like,

all right, I'm listening. Yeah. She goes, you know, girls will make bad choices and then they'll get mad at men for having standards. And I'm like, you know, she's just saying stuff other people have said, but I'm listening. She goes, when men's sexual needs are not met, she goes, when men's sexual needs are met completely, they'll compromise with women on almost everything else. And I was like, it's not the worst message if it was going to women. Unfortunately, she's speaking to men, so it doesn't matter. Again, she's like, remember we covered this like maybe a month ago there was like that in britain there was like that muslim app or whatever remember there was like the muslim dating right thing yeah or whatever and it was

like sharia like dating and it was all it was all just like chicks in fucking burkas basically and remember it was this huge scandal that's fucking hilarious but swiping through swiping burkas just checking the eyes look at those eyes but anyways it's like she's basically saying the same thing the dudes are saying? Yeah. Like she's just kind of towing the fucking Sharia law, like Muslim, like, but she's speaking to men to eventually get them to do her course. She's what's called a grifter.

And I looked at her course, which is... $6,000 an hour. Her course is pretty funny. So yeah, 6K and this is what you get. You get, you get support with her... Pussy, that's for sure. That's what you're not getting in. You get in a WhatsApp

group. You get a private video call with her. And then you go weekly group calls with high net worth individuals. So I guess you do like a, you're on like a Zoom call with three rich dudes. So you guys are rich, huh? Fucking cool. Let's be sick.

Cool. What kind of stuff do you have? You got a boat? How much money do you have? Negative six. What about you? You have a lot of money? Nice.

You ever fuck like chicks? Yeah, I've got that shit on some fucking, Eastern European Joe. Just. So I guess one of the perks is she has like a couple of rich guys that you go. Talk to rich guys. Okay.

John here, Millionaire. What's up, Ted? How's it going? You're like, what's up? Are you doing?

Nice. How are you doing? All right. The best is like if it's like blue collar millionaire kind of, you know, what do you do? You go, I don't know. Shroft cleaning business.

I don't know. I started like fucking 15 years ago. Work pretty hard and you know, it's kind of doing pretty good. You hiring for like VP or anything? No, not really. We're kind of full. Do you know anyone who's, like, rich? They would, like, hire me and make me rich.

You're like, sorry, buddy. Sorry. How'd you do that? How'd you do it? It's just, like, a lot of hard work and just really just getting out there and just doing the work. You go, that sucks. Okay. I was looking something.

Can I have some money? Is there like a crypto angle to her? He goes, I don't know what that is. I don't know. I just run this tropical business. Oh, and our time's up! Four grand. Weekly video calls.

with high net worth individuals. And then you have to call them again next week. It's your weekly billionaire, millionaire meetup. Weekly millionaire meet up. And then you have 12 hours of videos that she's put online so you can watch like her essentially 12 podcasts. 12 podcasts on how to get a hot woman. Right.

So this is, and she's got a pretty good thing going on where she's making money on this whole deal. And then, so the first thing that came out was that she's basically like the side chick to some other rich guy, right? And I'll play the video because someone, has like a phone which that's module seven if you're keeping track that's module seven of 12 hold on that I'll do it take if you have an attitude and I can do it today if I want to go on

you on your wedding day and your birthday okay well we'll see I've been in situations where he's been with you in a social day he'll call me so nightmare for that guy Dude, you fucking, your shit comes up. He goes, um, so I just got off the phone, uh, let me just play this for you. Yeah. Any comment? On the, yeah, you've been doing like the red pill, like psychologist girl? Yeah.

Oh, my God. And he goes, he probably was one of the rich guys in there. He goes, she just signed me up to be like one of the rich guys. Right. Like, that's her fucking angle. She's playing like 4D chess here. Yeah. She goes, hey, I'll pay you to be like a rich guy consultant, dude.

And then all of a sudden she's, you're right. That's what happened. He's one of the rich guys that was doing. them off. He's like, this is great. Yeah, he's doing okay. Yeah, he's doing okay. So the problem is his wife found out. That is quite the problem. Yeah, yeah. And then, but she's out there being like, I've figured out dating. Here's how you do it. Also, like, I'm single, but I'm like banging some, you know, and she talks a lot about, like, you know, people who cheat or disgusting. And she goes to any guy who, um, essentially goes to, like, uh, rubbing tugs or strip clubs,

like you got to avoid them at all costs. Meanwhile, she's driving over to some guy's house at like 4 a.m. Sure. And again, you know, she's, I don't know, she's, I don't know exactly what the marriage customs in Pakistan are, but I'm pretty sure they're probably like a, you know, multi-wife culture to a degree. So you're saying it's cultural.

Yeah. She's probably like, yeah, you know, I'm like, I'm just like a second wife in training. But she also does the how to be a high value woman and how to do this. None of her advice is like, I'll go be some guy's side chick, right? So she's sort of getting hit on that, which is hilarious. And they released all the texts or whatever.

I'll play a few of her videos. and you tell me if the advice is good. Okay, so this is the kind of advice she gives. Here's the quickest way to know if a woman is interested in you. How responsive she is. If you text her, she responds. If you want to hang out with her, she's responsive. If you want to lean in and kiss her, she's responsive.

A woman's responsiveness is a direct indicator of how interested. Six grand, if she ignores you for three days, it's fucking maybe doesn't like you. That's great advice. Real fucking top-notch advice. If she doesn't want to talk to you, she's probably not interested in it. You imagine the guy that just dropped 6KB in, like, right in this, you know.

Do you send me the notes after or should I? And he goes, so if she doesn't text me back right away, what do I respond? Do I some kind of thing, like, listen up, bitch? Where the fuck are you? Who the fuck do you think you are? Like, am I sending that kind of text? Hey, I just want to play a cool. Yeah, I wasn't listening on the last one.

When you said the one where she doesn't respond, did that mean she likes me or doesn't like that? I wasn't listening. Because this girl, how long as she had not responded to? I've sent her maybe 90 messages over the past nine years. She's never responded. Is that, would you say that? Is that bad? What kind of messages?

Showbob, showbub, showbub, showb, showb. I don't know. I'm just really, Lorenzo Siddi-Sweeney. I feel like she'll text me back at some point. Okay, here's another one of hers. You're wondering whether or not you are in a toxic relationship. I want you to do this one exercise.

Sit with a friend or somebody you trust and explain that relationship from beginning to end, uninterrupted and as you're explaining this relationship two things will either happen you'll either say oh this is a really good person I'm really glad I met them or you'll stop and think

Hey Danny did you mind uh are you busy for the next four days And then on Tuesday we woke up We actually watched cartoons for a little bit and then we went to the store And then after that She made lunch I went into the garage for a little bit

What did for lunch Sorry, I should be telling you all the details Sandwiches There was mustard on it, it was pretty good Is that what you wanted to eat? Stop asking questions Because we're only on day one And this is a really, we have a years to get through

Sit down and go through a relationship From beginning to end Again, this is advice And at some point This is chick advice Chicks probably see this And they go, but then why would a chick pay her? Like chicks just, chicks inherently know

You go there's one thing that's important being attractive that's it this is the only thing we need to work on quote unquote maybe no not being a pain in the ass there's other things obviously to a point but i'm saying you're like yeah obviously once you're hot it's like once you're hot then there's some things that obviously but you're like if you're but again you think she's getting like some fucking dimes who are like yeah i'm like a little crazy i'm gonna hire this chick for six k an hour i don't know if he's toxic let me talk it out it was like okay then we're at the store then he hit me huh actually now that i say that one out loud that feel like that does seem like a bit

of a boundary crossing right there so this is the kind of content it is or whatever there is some stuff where you go I'm listening you know you send that to a chick be like that is right you fucking suck a guy's dick he does more for you you know some preaching sometimes preach to stop

I don't even know about I don't know if you need to go to your friends and go through our entire relationship top to bottom every last second but the part about sucking me off more I don't fucking wasn't hating yeah it's not great too if the friends just like yeah you sucks and you go all right you got all sorts of problems. Right. So then... You don't even get to tell your side of this story.

You just believe her? That's a good point. You're just like, what? You got her side of everything and you just think that that's how it is? And then Tuesday, he was actually pretty grumpy that day. And then I actually, we had plans, but he didn't want to do them. No, I told you months ago that I had these other things that I have to do because someone has to pay the bills in this fucking, you know. Sure. Okay. So then she's been, uh, Abba was like, uh, Abba was like, uh, Abba and Preach. Abba was talking to her on a Zoom call

and stuff like that because his whole thing is he thinks that her psychology degree is like fake and it turns out like a bunch of the stuff's fake and she's kind of like

a pathological liar psychology degree is not an impressive thing inherently no she says she's a master and this and that and then some degree to practice but she's really like an online person that you know

it's like whatever all these life coaches of any side they're all scammers if you're paying $8 grand a fucking month to anyone for a Zoom call even the, you know, I can't even think of anyone that it's used before.

Like even if it was Kevin O'Leary, I would still be like, I don't know. Yeah, really? Like maybe if you're like, yo, I own a business and Kevin O'Leary, I get an hour of his time of month. And I'm going to pitch it to him or something. No, it's just like you're like, hey, I have all these questions about running a business. And it's like, you have Kevin O'Leary to fucking sell. Hyper-specific. Yeah, hyper-specific.

But just these generic. I don't need to pay six grand for someone to tell me to buy your flowers. Bitch, you need to spend six grand on LIPO. Money well spent. But anyways, she goes, there's all these things. Who else has a side chick on this level and gives them no stress? Told you, I'm such a side chick. These are all her texts.

Anyways, the whole thing. No stress. He's like, bitch, you called my wife. What do you mean? Like, that's what you know when they're like really deranged? And she goes, is this such a fun, stress-free side-chick arrangement? You're like, you called my wife and told her that you suck my dick on her birthday. It's like, is this your idea of stress-free?

He has an attitude, and I can do it today if I want to. Go on. And I can do it on your wedding day. And your birthday. He says, your husband's been with you. Call in me, because I'm a high-value woman. I guess for some degree, she's like saying I'm such a high-value, other people's wives are trying to approach me.

It's like, yeah, but then you're sucking them off. That's where you lose it. Like, it's one thing. If a girl has that power where you're just like, all these guys are potential suitors, they're all trying to get with me. But, like, you can't brag, ones you're just like, and I suck them all off. He goes, maybe that's why they like you.

Maybe that's your high value. Look, that's your value proposition right here is go, yeah, I'm pretty just easily just suck dudes off randomly. Huge value proposition. Yeah, great value proposition for sure. I don't bug them after. But you're going to stay the side piece, you know? Sure, but.

Always the side chick, never the wife. Yeah, but again. So the website says, as someone who's coached thousands of men, I know your struggles aren't about your success, your looks, or your charm. They're about the emotional tools that no one ever taught you. Sort of a girl's approach to it. They're just like, you're rich, you're charming, and you're good looking. No, it's this other problem you have.

Yeah, those guys who fall into all three of those things, I don't think you have a ton of problems. I can't imagine that this guy is super successful, good looking, and charming. And charming? And charming. You only need to be one of those. That's the crazy. One is like so much. Like one is you're like drowning and pussy.

If you're charming, you're fine. If you're charming, you're fine. If you're rich, you're fine. If you're moderate in the other two and if you're good in one. Yes. If you're just, like, not a total nightmare in one of those three. Absolutely. You only need to be one of those things.

Yeah, good looking, but moderately successful, moderately charming's fine. Fine. Super successful, but, you know, reasonably looking and reasonably charming. Yeah. Yeah, you do not need to be super charming, successful and good looking. It's like, that's like, you're printing money. But to say that those are the guys who need your fucking course? Well, those are the only guys that's 6K.

I guess. Well, no, the guys, like, maybe you get the guys who are like, yeah, I'm a gremlin. I have no personality, but I'm rich. But I'm a fucking Silicon Valley guy. Maybe those guys in their mind, they're like, I am charming. Maybe, but maybe those guys are like, yeah, I have tons of money. I actually, like, cannot, like, make eye contact with a woman and, like, yeah, maybe you do have some. I'm so autistic.

She should not need to throw in charming. They're about the emotional tools that no one ever tie you. In this program, you learn how to lean into your masculinity, develop emotional intelligence. create the love life you've already are always dreamed of which is what just plow on side pieces being being a high value man isn't just about wealth so she's now she's saying you don't even have to be rich it's about knowing you're worth attracting a partner who truly sees and honors you I mean you know she's not it's not the worst pitch I'm sure there's a million people doing some version of this but it is just funny like that always it always comes out that all these

like gurus that are selling you fucking high high price things always turn out to be just like a big sham we've said it before we've known many life coaches none of them have their lives together yeah life coaches life i've never met a life coach who's like i we and i've met so many people it's always women for the most part who were just like yeah i just took him did my like weekend life coach certification certification for life coach course oh of course ryan you could be it's like a weekend and then you're like i'm a life coach it's like you can't whoa you can't just say you're a life coach right that's fucked up there's a whole governing body that requires you to do you it's like getting your first aid certificate basically like it's like two four hour online courses

on the week sure right and then you're like i have my life coach from like you know the ron popeel life coach fucking academy of america or whatever and then you're like whatever but like yeah and none of these people have their lives together they're all just like my life's in shambles how do i get out of this and then they're like i tell other people life coaching you're well they're rich by explaining to other people how to get rich yeah and also you're like they you know their website's like life coaches make $250 an hour and you go, that sounds pretty good. I think I could, by the way, because

this girl's hot, you do feel a little bad for her. There is something about these kind of like, I've dated girls like that that are almost like what's like sociopathic liars where it's like they almost get in your head. I haven't not dated anymore. You get, yeah, yeah.

Like they, there is something about like a certain way that they lie that they're so sure of it that it almost makes you question yourself or whatever. And then you do almost feel bad for them like I guess like a narcissistic trade but you're like they they're good at like making you feel bad for them you know like even in her thing when they're talking to her and she was just like you know that's the thing about being a person of color like she was just throwing everything out there and because I'm a one like every every uh thing she's pretty good at making

the victim but because she's hot you almost like believe it and she's very good at like pouting you know what I mean sure but um I do think I know that's your type but I don't even find her that hot really eh yeah but you like them you like them fucking swarthy don't you what's swirley swarthy? What's the what's the Swarthy? It's like that. It's kind of darker. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, I like the... Wren's a swarthy lover.

I've never even heard that before. I've never heard from. Monty Scott was the first guy who ever heard that term from. And he called Swarthy. Is that like Middle Eastern Indian? I don't know what the exact definition of is. It's just kind of some kind of tan. Some type of caramel skin? Yeah.

Hmm. Yeah. That's not up your alley though. That girl. She don't think she's hot? Swarthy, dark-skinned. That's just the definition. Okay. Yeah. That's not my fourth time. That's gross to you. You Danny Polo.

I didn't say that. that. High value polish. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. High value Polichick, I chuck that in the trash. Not going to do nothing for me. I like, I need a Jew bra. The opposite is worthy. Anyway, the whole thing is like wild. And do you think that, uh, do we know anyone who's run like a successful like scam like that on the internet? Life coaching? No. No. No, they never. works out because it's the classic thing where like you see it all the time you see it like when you go on TikTok or whatever or someone's like here's my day trading course or whatever and then

you're like have you like do you make money a day trading yeah it's like Chris Williamson always talks about that where people are like yeah I have like here's my keys to success you're like are you successful or like Hormosey they're like like like it's people who are like yeah I do what Hormosey does you go do you have a hundred million dollar business and you go no I'm broke and you go no it's like it's the same reason why Tom Billio's like some you know successful in podcasting is because like he went and did like a billion dollar business so now he's like at least this authority and there's all these people who are like no I'm just like an authority on this and you go why yeah and you're like well because I watched tom bill you and I watched

Alex Hormosey so I like took all their information you know okay well like it's still not you didn't do the actual thing sometimes it's even worse because a lot of times you're at a stage of your career and then you're talking to someone else who's giving you advice for that stage of their career, which is actually not relevant advice for starting out. Absolutely. I mean, comedy. Comedy. You see that all the time. Of course, yeah. People just want to give you advice and you're like, you're giving me advice for you. Yeah, for sure. Like, fucking, you're in like, when you're doing open mics and people are just like, want to give you advice. And you're just like, I don't want advice from

open. Well, you always hear like people that are new to comedy telling you like Bill Burr advice where they'll just be like, you know, it's very important to live life and do this. You're like, no, it's very important for you to spend the next three years being in a comedy club every single night. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And you go, Ever, I know that you've heard on a podcast somewhere someone tell you of why it's so important to actually live life and, you know, have a work life balance. They're lying. What's important for you is to spend the next three months, three years where this is the only thing you think about. Yes, all the time.

Yeah, yeah. Bum, Burson. Shut up. Shut up. So, yeah, I think a lot of times there's that, too, where, you know, the advice that some guy that's good, like, super good with women is usually not necessarily the advice for someone who's super bad. women you know yeah like at least mystery even though like he gets insane they gamify it which does help men a bit yeah even though he gets crazy clown on for all his like

instagram i don't know if you see it what he's up to now i love it yeah yeah but all of those pickup artists are like my favorite i always watch them when i see it but like mystery gets like if you look at the comments on any mystery post it's like he's getting clown on it but you're like he actually is like but i actually do fuck tons of chicks like I know this seems crazy to you right now because I have a top hat and like a fucking piercing and I'm like this and this is a thick Canadian accent but you're like I do get tons of sniz

right and like and it's like somewhat verifiable and so you know you probably like do roll your eyes if you're like not trying to do that the lingo is what kills me though when he was talking about meeting his wife and he was like you know I was running a two set and she self selected me and they're like he asked him how he met his wife I know the two sets because I was running a two set

she self-selected me so I've been the most time putting my energy towards her at which point I isolated her from her you're just like so funny I mean he hasn't really system systemized it like the whole mystery method the mystery method Danny used the mystery method for sure

oh yeah it's always so funny when someone tries to peacock which doesn't normally peacock Danny just shows up to the club with a fucking huge hat on fucking look like Abraham Lincoln walking to that place ladies Paula Shucks in the building

I'm here Ready to fuck Yeah But I get your point Where it's like At least if you just Kind of are around Those guys

Some of it rubs off on you I'm sure there's You're hanging around the hoop Like if yeah Like you're taking Mysteries run off As crazy as it sounds You're like

If you probably do Go sign up for Mysteries course Like his like fucking Platinum package Where you all go down to Vegas Like you probably will actually Be better off for it Like with girls

I think part of it is because they're actually doing it where there is something to be said about like the just overcoming the fear where you go down the thing and you're like now I've tried to pick up 20 girls and you're like oh now that's just like I'm that was the whole problem is I was like I was like in my mind I was like I should be able to ask a girl and when she says no it's the end of the world where you go to the mystery method for 10 years you go oh the good guys ask 50 girls and 48 of them say no oh then I'm fine and the difference is you're like when you probably ask ask the first chick

you're like so tense and clamming up and all this stuff and so you like you start off at a point you're like yeah this is like unwinnable that's just a exposure treatment. For sure, it is exposure treatment, but I'm just saying, like, at least mystery, he's like, as crazy as it sounds, he's like, yeah, probably that guy will help you. Because you picture it to be glamorous, you don't realize the nitty-gritty of the pickup scene, you know what I mean? You're in the minds right here. You're like, oh, I

thought this was like me floating in on my carpet, like, pointing at a girl, we make eye contact, stars coming, we fall in love with romantic music playing in the background. What actually happens is we go to the fucking local buffet in Vegas. Just pester women. head over to some fucking gross fucking bar next to the casino

and then bother 300 women until one of them and then you go oh I didn't know that this is what this was about I know

I didn't know that this whole game was just bothering a ton of women yeah it is and he goes it's not called bothering

it's called running a set it's called running a nine set running 400 set I'm a body. He says he read the game and it changed his life. Dude, I told you. He's like a rich guy and he was like had a kid pretty young at like, you know the guy too. At like 45 years

old, he was kind of like, you know, divorced, had a kid, pretty successful like real estate guy and had like, you know, 80 properties. I don't know, maybe net worth of like 15 mil kind of thing but cooking around Toronto. And then he was just like, yeah, I was just like bad with women. And then he goes, yeah. And I like literally like read the game at like 45 and it like changed my life and just went through like his like pushy Pussy slang phase from like 45 to 48. I say this, I know it sounds insane, but like, well, I read like half the game. And then I remember like, literally, you go, that's all I need.

That's all I need. I'm good. But then I like, I remember like went out like, you know, two days later. And I was like, let me try one of these things. It was just like at work. I like literally took home like the hottest chick of this bar and I go, that's crazy. What the fuck? I know.

I was like, I was like, I wasn't even like, I wasn't even doing a lot of the things. I was just like, which one did you use? I don't even remember. I honestly, this is probably. this is over 10 years ago now but nagging I've probably some slight nagging there's some fat bitch

been eating for two huh no I honestly don't even remember like what it is now but I do no no no just kidding pull a shucks the name I do legitimately remember being like fucking buffet hate to see you two coming up just kidding pull a shucks the man

put her there fucking have the buzzer Just kidding you But seriously Pick a card I want to smell my flower One after another Should I put my number in your phone

And she goes to reach for it It's gone you go It's actually in your ear I'll just grab that right here Yeah, you just exhaust them You just exhaust them With psychological warfare Until they're just like

Sure Just take my number I do remember walking home from this chick's house I think I was in Colonna or something Somewhere in BC I can't believe that shit works Like legitimately

I can't believe that shit works It works Thank you Allah Yeah Thank you mystery Yeah thank you mystery Who was the guy who wrote it The game is

Rolling Stone The guy from Rolling Stone Yeah Yeah okay Anyways but Just a quick thing I went to the fucking System of the Down concert with like Justin Jay and Lewis and Feeney and a bunch of

people, right? Which was, it was corn and System of the Down. I wasn't going to do it, but I went to Story Wars and they were all going and then, you know, whatever. I was like, fuck it. I just bought a ticket and Christine drove us to Jersey where we did it, right? That's cool. Yeah.

It was pretty fun. Did they talk about Palestine a lot? No one talked about anything. I think Serge Tankian's very political. Because he's super political, but he doesn't talk about it on stage. He's big into Armenia. I know that obviously they're all Armenian and there's like the Armenian genocide so I'm just curious

He's big into Armenian stuff I think he liked Bernie Sanders But he's kind of like all over a little bit Like he said he respects RFK He has some things where But he's very yeah he's very kind of like You know old school Armenian political guy But does he talk

For the people Yeah but does he like Does he take a little segments where he's like No he doesn't talk that's the thing So Serge Tankian Yeah Is looks like a fucking roadie Yeah I know

Like he looks like the guitar tack He looks like a 70 year old Serbian dad Yeah And I didn't realize the other, the band, like the guitar player is like the star of the show. He does all the talking. Search Tankian, I don't think, said a single word. Interesting. I was never the biggest system guy.

It was just like I was a little too old for that. Corn at the time when they came out when I was great six with like Wicked and Adidas and all that stuff. I thought was cool. System of a down always was a little too much poca for my liking. Oh, poca. Bum, bum, bum, bop, bo, pop, bo, pop, bo, but. Yeah, I mean, no problem with fucking weird owl, though, that.

The POCA ones I didn't like as much. But corn, the system of a down, system of a down was a better show than corn. Okay. That being said, whatever. It was pretty fun. But the reason I bring this up is to say there was a controversy. Oh, I saw this video.

Dude, I thought... I'll play the video. Yeah, I'll play the video. I thought this was fake originally. I didn't realize this till the next day. This was happening right behind me. I'm sitting there jamming out with my lighter. I think it's maybe what he was looking at?

I'm in the mosh pit. Punching women in the face. But then I helped them up because we're a family when we're in that pit. But then this is what's going on behind me. A guy is fucking spanking it to all day. Dreamo about it. So everyone's cleared out of the seats already because this guy's sitting there spanking. And people are like, is he drumming?

Is he spanking it? He is spanking it. Eventually some dude comes up. He walks up, punches him in the face, which is wild. He's not. a happy camper now he's just stunned then the police are trying to take him out he doesn't want to leave

no I don't know why he's trying not to go he's just like so the whole the guards are there there's a cop there must be on some level of drugs where he has no clue where he is that's he's gonna wake up he's gonna wake him in a cell and he's like I did what I know you're like what do you mean are you sure I guess so you must be right but these tickets weren't cheap either

I'm probably just fucking cranking one out at that many beats per minute. There wasn't fucking smoke coming out of there. Do you, is that what you think happened? He's like matching the beats per minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was stroking to the music. Yeah, he was stroking to metal is hilarious. Yeah, what a weird thing to just be like,

you're out of fucking system of a down concert. You go, I got a fucking crank one out right now. That was something else, though. I found out about the next day. I'm surprised it wasn't the talk of the town on the night. Well, because I saw that. video and like because there's so many of those just like fake you know you see all these like fake kind of video i know where you're like and so i was like oh this is like whatever this is a joke

but then you see the punch and the police you go oh no this is real yeah i couldn't believe it yeah and this was right behind my eyes maybe he was looking at you well that's what that's really happened and he was staring at me he goes is that ryan long cranking the weasel but uh it was apparently like jays like friends with those guys he's like friends with jonathan davis and stuff like that. Oh, really? That's cool. I think that's his name Jonathan Davis from corn. Yeah. Again, this was never totally my jam, but like corn had a few songs when I was like in grade six that I was like, what was it? Freak on a leash. Freak on a leash was okay. It was wicked to the one where I was like, I actually thought that song. I was like, okay, now we're talking. Yeah.

But whatever. But anyways, that and then also on top of that, it was like a bad day for Ryan Long's last week and I got tagged in this. Tough name for Ryan Longs. I don't know. This isn't even a story. I don't know why I feel I need to read this to you guys. I'm just going to read the thing because it's just making me laugh. Mom posted online before killing her husband, two children in herself. Emily Long, 34, allegedly shot her husband, Ryan Long, 48, and their two children, Parker, and also another Ryan Long. I mean, dude, you think it's fucking all fun in games dating a chick fucking 14 years younger than you? That's two Ryan Long's killed in fucking one shot.

What was the other Ryan Long? The son's name is also Ryan Long, Ryan Long Jr. This is Ryan Long Erasure. Ryan Long seems like a crazy name to name. Like, Ryan is a funny name to give your son also a name Ryan. Oh, Ryan Jr. Yeah, but I feel like if your name's something like biblical, you know, you're like Thomas and then you're Thomas the second or George the 4th, it just seems like Ryan doesn't feel like quite the name that you, you know, you're like I'm Bryson the 4th. Hey man, that's what you got to do with the firstborn. Keep that fucking name going. Do you think I should have a Ryan? Yeah.

It's an army of Ryan. I like how the black people do it because they go Ryan the set. They started doing Ryan the second. Yeah. I like that. I like that vibe more than junior. Both of them are weird. Yeah. but I mean I don't think I just feel like Ryan's not a name that you go double on but yeah I mean it's just Such a common name. I don't know it's the people who are like the legacy you kind of like you know got to keep this blood Most legacy people aren't named Ryan I feel like that's not a Ryan type of move man we're not about that life Because you're all fucking weak-willed individuals You guys don't want that I said this to live on I sent this to my brother and I was like yo you see this shit I can't remember what my caption was but then he goes he goes you idiot I fucking like you like for a second do you like

fucked me up because my cousin's name's Emily and it goes Emily Long killed her my cousin's name he was just like I read the first sentence and he was like my heart stop for a second I was like yeah my bad maybe should have gave you some yeah also why would I be texting you about me getting murdered no no because the first line with my cousin doing something you know what I mean right right fellas everyone's trying to say healthy and that's why AG1 is the first thing that I do every single morning it tastes great but more importantly everyone's out here trying different green drinks that don't taste good AG1 you look forward to.

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optimization. Fucking. Yeah. Jeopardy guy now this. Jeopardy guy now this. God damn it. Graham Linnehan, this has happened right now. He, you know how he's, his main thing is the trans stuff.

He's kind of lost everything. he's he's in court dealing with all this stuff he was like life left them you know huge he's up there with like top three rickie up there under rickie jervase in terms of big tv show guys he's like he's like he's like in like borderline monte python status huge huge uk guy yeah and it's interesting because a lot of those uk guys that are like that famous and they're all talking about how they don't have money really yeah where it's like there's no american where you're just like yeah this guy had this like crazy legacy tv tv show i don't know maybe maybe their deals are all fucked up because like i mean it's just not as much money over there is it is it

crowd, IT crowd, IT crowd, IT crowd, whatever. Like, that's, I don't think Father Ted was big here, but, like, IT crowd was big here. I thought, yeah, but it's like, I don't know the deals there. He probably was making, like, 400 grand, 500 grand a year, but, like, just not this, like, insane amount of money where he's just got this, like, money forever. Not the generational wall. This is what he says, and then I'm sure they cut off all his, you know, royalty. Yeah, yeah.

The show doesn't air anywhere, probably because of this. Right, so he moved to Phoenix, and I guess he was working there. You know, Koji? Yeah, yeah. So he was out there. Yeah, I was talking to him about this whole thing. You, okay, so you got Scoop. Interrupt me and you tell me.

So basically We got an insigrant. Ladies and gentlemen, we have an inside man at the building. So, no, he basically is making a movie or a TV show with Rob Schneider's production company

and so they're all doing it in Phoenix. And so anyways, he went back to the UK, lands in the UK, gets arrested by five, like, you know, police officers basically for literally

three tweets he made. One of them being, which actually is funny because you were, you've been saying, you know, they never go after the fuck it and they made the famous guys no douglas murray said that to me but they broke the cardinal rule here where they actually targeted like someone of uh some kind of profile because even

keir starmer came out yesterday after it happened he goes what are we doing like he's oh really yeah he's like we don't need to be doing this because he they know that they're like this is how you lose the battle this is a mistake this is this is a mistake to go after because now they have someone to rally around who's like a name yeah people all know and then there are people like we're right but it was Jonathan texted me he goes it's on the cover of every newspaper in England all five of them like five major newspapers and probably no one

and probably very few people agree with it and all it was was something about like women invading men's spaces like trans women and then he goes and it's like you know kick them out and if not punch them in the balls the British cops you have to think hate this more than anyone because you can't imagine British like your

average like fucking police officer in London is like a pussy you know what I man? Yeah also they're just like Like, hey, we have a lot of, like, knife crime and stuff that we could probably be dealing with. Like, imagine you get your assignment, you show up to work, and they're like, you need to go to the airport and arrest this. Five of you guy. And you're like, the guy from the It Crowd, I love that show. And you're like, what did you do? And you're like, you're, wait till I show you. Yeah, yeah. And we go, okay. I mean, I guess they're like, yes, ma'am. I mean, it's not the first person they've arrested for fucking tweets. So they're probably like, this is a regular. It's probably what they do. But like, maybe they think of it the opposite where they're just like easy day on the job today. I just. As I say,

the UK it's a big row what is that man it's just a big controversy okay everything's a big spelled like row row W bad slang yeah it sucks but yeah anyways they fucking arrested this dude and I don't know exactly I guess he's charged with like hate I don't know hate crimes or

fucking speech crimes or I don't even know what they call it I think they should have to have like you know I mean obviously that place is like 90% Sharia law now anyway so they should just do a version of public shaming where it's like listen you don't get jail time what happens they bring you to the town square they have nine college students go shame shame shame i mean he has that you have to get like 45 shame dude he had

like he had the ultimate thing where he had like an edinburgh fring show i think this is edinburgh a fringe where he had like you know some theater some like venue obviously like sold out and then everybody complained about all his like positions on the trans stuff so then they canceled all his shows and he was literally doing his show on a soapbox

like he was standing on like an apple box or like a fucking like he did a pull the soccer yeah like a milk carton in just like the street and you're like this dude's like one of the most famous like you're saying it's like it's the equivalent of like Mr. Bean being like well just do it outside yeah I'll just do it outside I guess

and they're like okay not like not the greatest optics if you have a any sort of ego tied to your career or whatever and but anyways I'm like I'm sure he loves this because he's like yeah this is like exactly what needs to happen is like me get arrested

there needs to be like a cardinal issue to like get behind or something yeah And yeah, and now they're like the, this is an article from right now being like the police chief is saying the UK should clarify free speech laws. They go, we need to figure this stuff out. So we don't arrest any famous people. Yeah, there are no fucking mechanics we can arrest? I was thinking it's kind of if you look at this, the Britain thing specifically, Becanda thing and other countries, Australia is having a similar thing right now where they're doing their march. I don't know exactly.

Freedom marches? something like that. But it's like, I was thinking those countries must hate fucking Twitter so much because like they need, the truth is, you can't really enforce proper censorship plans without America being on board. Because America runs all the tech companies. All of the fucking platforms that people do most of their communication and speaking on are all American companies. So the government can't really do much. They can kind of like try to do the American arm, but then people just. Yeah, but then you just get a VPN and then you just be on the American one, like, it's really hard to do

like North Korea style, like you can't be on the internet stuff. So if America's not on board, it really fucks these guys, and I think it was, there was a while ago where America was really on board, and they were doing all the stuff, and then America got off board, and now they're just like, we're still on board, and they're like

yeah, no, you're not. It's hard for them to do their stuff with America not playing ball. Well, they can make their own fucking tech platforms, except that they don't. Well, you know what? Actually, let's jump ahead for a second. just because we were going to just because we're already talking about trans stuff

but like they had the Minneapolis trans shooter and it was pretty funny the amount of I was kind of also I was saying like I do a joke about how there's you know not really any women's school shooters and then there was like there was one shooter

that you know went to the church with zero kills like you know McGrewber situation a bit of like but then I was like it is funny to say you're just like yeah there's zero female school shooters. Well, or tons if you consider trans women. But depending on how you see that issue, there's either zero or a ton. But they go, this is the New York Times.

They go, so the person came out. They had like a manifesto. This is a deranged person. Pretty all over. Anyone who does this shit is a deranged person. But I'm saying this is like, yeah, obviously, but like pretty like all over the place with the manifesto. Like the manifesto, there wasn't like this thread where you go like, oh, we could tie this to this thing. It was like, sort of. I see what you're saying, but the argument I would make is

anytime there is one, everyone does work, the news works over time to tie it to something. Yeah, and everybody works over time to be like, this wasn't us. Okay, if 90% of this manifesto said, you know, the white man needs to live on. Of course. Like, do you think that?

Yeah, yeah, I agree with that. Yeah, yeah. But I'm just saying like, it was one of those things. You're saying from a normal person perspective, yeah. It's, you shouldn't look into it too much. This is a crazy person. person and you're trying to make it. Like there was like one Israel thing and then people are like,

oh, see like to see all this stuff that we're letting go on? There was something for everyone in this thing. That's what I'm saying. There was something for everyone. There's a little too much stuff here. There was a little something for everyone in this fucking nonsense, dude. Yeah. I kind of agree with you. But it was just funny that the news settled on what motivated the Minneapolis church shooter. We may never know. Minneapolis suspect her target, but motives a mystery. Motives sought in the Minneapolis school shooting. And it was just like every news decided there's no motive, but it was like, they actually did say with the motive. Like, you can...

Yeah, I just wanted to kill kids and I want to be dead. They said, uh, they cited feelings of being tired of being trans, wishing they never brainwashed themselves. They had a gun that said kill Trump. It's like, it's not like, you could say this motive is a mess, but like the idea that there's, you know, OJ's style

searching for the real killer. We're looking for the real killer. Like they did have the information there. Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. There was, there was, uh... Well, this is, I'll give you another funny one. I will say one interesting thing just in terms of the change of tone with this stuff with the trans stuff is that

like and there was a couple like I guess were true some like super left people like well made these were retractions but they kept referring to the person as he they were like he kept doing this. He thought that was a new one. Oh for sure for like on CNN for them like yeah the killer there was a man and

yeah yeah and then someone was like we need to like respect their pronouns kind of like there was like the people who were like still on fucking old time kind of being like No, no, no, no, this is a woman who did this. Like, we got to, you know, we got to respect the trans community and refer to her. Would you think it would be appropriate if the person, the newscaster, went up and they said women, but they did quotations? That's, it's, like, they kept saying, like, you know, it's a real tragedy by this woman.

Like, they just, you know, she just went to the school. But it was weird because they were, like, really just like, yeah, there's a guy, male. And again, maybe they're trying to be like, yeah, no, no, we want to pin this on white guys. So this is. They're trying. Now this is like a guy. Every time there is a tragedy, everyone, you know, obviously everyone's like, who can we pin this on, like what agenda? But I'll tell you, I'll give you a good one.

This is a, I'll tell you two back to back. Conservatives use Minneapolis school shooting and anti-transgender campaigns. Here's another one. Minneapolis school shooting appears to praise gun rights activists back to back. But, you know, so there are a lot of publications that have decided who they are going to pin it on. Yeah, of course. But New York Times has three different articles about how their, you know, motive can never be found anywhere. Yeah, we'll never figure it out.

We'll never know. We'll never be able to, we'll never be able to know. But, okay, I'll back up a little bit now. So we did the Graham-Linnahen thing. Beep. Appreciate it. Obama had this video, and I think we've been talking a little bit about, like, you know, in America, obviously not in these other countries, but, like, you can see the kind of shift in things or whatever. And even on that topic, you know, Malcolm Gladwell came out recently.

And he was just like, yeah, obviously I was pretty wrong on the trans stuff. But like I couldn't, you know, I was pressured into it or whatever. Yeah, yeah, I was pressured into it. He was a little, it is one. He was one of those things where it's like he was, he was finger wagging at everyone else, though. Yeah, I mean, at that point, you're like, you just don't say anything. Neil deGrasse Tyson has been putting himself in fucking circles to explain why women should be fucking fighting against trans women. Well, then he should fight a woman.

Well, that's what I want to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. go go to creator clash and just fight a woman. I mean, he might actually prove his own point because you just get the shit kicked out of him by some chick. He was like a high school wrestler or something. Really? He's fucking big boy.

Degrass tea. I think he was. Degrass low tea. I think he was, dude. Degrass low tea. Neil degrass low tea. I think he was like a wrestler. That can't be true.

Yeah. I know that he was wrestling chicks, man. That guy gets it in. Dude, look at this. Look at that big boy. Holy shit. Yeah. And then he found out about science and never,

that? Yeah, he goes, fuck this shit. Hey, hey, boys, have you seen this thing you put your hand on the ball and your hair goes up in the air? He went to a science center and it was over for fucking wrestling. Yeah. Interesting. Usually it goes the other way around, you know? Yeah. The kid's really into science, then he finds out of a wrestling

and he's, yeah, I put the beacons in the closet. Yeah, yeah, retire the old beacons. He went the other way. Okay, so that's an interesting thing that I would have not realized about DeGrasse Tyson. Yeah, yeah, but anyways, let's watch him fight a world. I guess that's why he went on to, to be like a science personality as opposed to an actual scientist like yeah who knows what actual science he does he's mainly a youtube yeah i don't think he does he's he's literally a tv personality

right but yeah the gladwell thing it was like yeah i mean i know a million of him that behind closed doors were like yeah obviously this crazy and then publicly or that but you're like it is yeah you're like i have a publishing deal and i don't want to sure but i mean you know there's there's ways to get around just say i don't want to talk about it like i don't know don't finger wag your way and everyone else i mean just don't yeah i mean like you don't need to it's doing you you no benefit to at this point being like, hey, was wrong, I guess. And you go, yeah, we knew that. We all knew you were wrong. And you're just like, you're not getting anything like out of this by being like, hey, I guess, finally.

I think he's ashamed of himself. Maybe. That's at least somewhat noble if it is coming from that standpoint or he's actually like. The problem is with them, I know lots of people like that. And it's like, yeah, but you do it again. You're just like, you're built like that. You're built like that. Certain people are just built to go with the flow. And the thing about the people that are built to go with the flow, they really, really hate when someone else is not going with the flow. Because if everyone's going with the flow, then they're just like, well, whatever, at least I'm going. It's like, if they know in their heart, they're wrong and, and there's a few people that aren't going with the flow, now they feel like a bitch, you know what I mean? So they need

you to go, they need you to be like going with the flow, because otherwise they'll feel like, again, it's like at the, you know, if he wanted to say this shit three years ago, which, you know, he probably considered himself somewhat of a man of science to a degree. You're like, yeah, and then your publisher drops you, because that's what was going on. I'm not saying he has to say that, but there's a difference, in my opinion, for example, COVID. I had some friends that are going with the flow

publicly. Yeah. But behind closed doors, they're like, yeah, it's ridiculous. Fair. But they're not out there being like, anyone who doesn't trust the site, you know what I mean? Sure. So you can go with the flow and someone goes, oh, what do you think of this? You go, I don't know, I haven't really looked into it, moving. You can But that's, see, the problem with COVID versus like, you haven't

looked into men fighting women? You need to look into that? I think that if I think there's a way that people could be like, I don't, listen, I'm not, what am we doing here? I'm like here to talk about my. Yeah, I suppose. I think there's a, but I get what you're saying if you want to be a public intellectual. Well, then if you want to be like a really public, I'm understanding what you're saying. You're like, he's doing this book tour.

He's just like, he's doing this tour to promote his system and the system was penalizing people. No, but no, no, no, I'm going to back up. No, you're incorrect. He's out there doing debates. Yeah. Like he did the debate against Jordan Peterson. he's doing like where you stand at the podium signs up, takes a big paycheck

to debate someone. You're acting like he's this guy that was, you know, sort of like doing a little tour to promote his book and he's getting asked controversial questions and he had no choice. That's not what happened.

See, I don't know if he was covering that. He's out there yelling at people. Yeah, I don't know if he was what he covered in his monk debates. But if that's the thing, if that is one of the things like the topics, then yeah, that's kind of in exchange. If you're going to be a guy that you're like,

hey, I want to stay out of the controversy. You also can't be doing public intellectual debates. I guess Jordan Pee. You disappear for a couple years Or... Just be like I'm writing a book. Why haven't you heard from it? Or what are we doing?

Yeah. So that's what I'm saying. I don't think there's any... I don't think it's that crazy to be a guy that's like, listen, I'm not here to fucking stick my neck up. I don't want to be like a activist. You know what I mean? It's funny because he has a podcast called Revisionous History.

You know, let's revise some things here, bud. You want to revise a couple of fucking historical facts here, pal? He does have a good books though. Yeah, his books are good. Books are fire. Yeah, they're good. I haven't read any recently. but I don't know I haven't been on his shit

well I haven't been on his shit since this stuff because I remember he can't he had just like three or four like crazy stances where you're just like I know this guy's just like being politically correct and he doesn't and it was like either one of the two you're just like either being dishonest or you're like just planned politically correct and you're just like as soon as someone's being so politically correct you're just like

well then what am I listening to you for I don't know it's like what are we doing here yeah fair enough that's how I feel no I agree but I thought there was a you discredit yourself yeah at the very least you make yourself not interesting Yeah, I'm not listening to you. Yeah, well, for what?

I'm getting like my daily propaganda or something, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's like, cool, sumo wrestlers cheat. Anyways, on to the next guy. So I thought it was interesting because a lot of these people are doing these things, and we talked about one of the intro where they're just like, a lot of the TV networks are coming out being like, yeah, we're going to get back men, and we have this huge plan to do it. We're going to have our one consultant.

I was on CNN last night. They're working on it. You told me that. I was like, I was like, what are my eyes deceiving me right now? What is going on? But the CNN's whole new model is going. We just get a bunch of people fucking fight.

Like literally everyone's new model. Dude, the CNN's so close to just having a bunch of fucking, what are the 305s or whatever? Just like the hose coming on. 305. What are the hose? 304s. 304s?

What do we do episode? I can't remember what it was. Because it smells a hoe. Oh, right, right. Yeah, yeah. Oh, there you go. Yeah, yeah, the 304s. Just like,

fucking fresh and fit style just coming on just fucking talking about body counts on CNN what about this if they are going to do that gladiator style debates where they come down in a cage like it seems america if you think about america and the natural progression of things it does feel like we are due for like a big tv show to just do a debate where they're like every episode we do debates the people come down in cages they come out they have their like uniforms out like maybe like american gladiator style where you're getting shot with the tennis ball gun but you have to While you're debating. And you're just like, if you actually look at the chromosomes, like, you know.

It's like if you were a woman right now, you wouldn't be hitting me so much with these tennis balls. So you're basically doing an obstacle course while you have to debate these controversial issues. Not a terrible idea. Yeah. So I just, it's almost like not, it is it, in a way it is a bad idea, but it is surprising that we're not there because it does feel like where culture is at. Yeah. But Obama is out here doing the same sort of thing. And it's sort of a similar point as the Alchature, but, or sorry, not Altru.

I like Algetter. I like Alcheter. Gladwell. Gladwell. And also, I have a less tolerance for it from people that are rich. Because when you're rich, you're like, you don't need the money. Like, if you're someone that you're like, dude, I can't lose this job or whatever, and you're like, when you're like rich, you're just like, you don't even need the money. No, you don't need the money, but you want to maintain the status. This is what Obama says. When we don't think about boys and just assume they're going to be okay because they've been running the world and, you know,

they've got all the advantages relative to the girls and all of which has historically been true in all kinds of ways but precisely because of that if you're not thinking about what's what's happening to boys and how are they being raised then that can actually hurt

women so he's twisting himself in knots to be like we went crazy there and the title was like you know Obama says progressives went too far with the like villainizing men or whatever again we all know this though this is like he's you're like too little too late pal but it's it's worse than too little too late in my opinion because you're just like it's not even about the thing you go there it's because his point is like you know we need to the government needs to work for men too or whatever and you go okay if it's working for everyone then you don't need the categories anymore right first of all but

you're just like how about don't just leave them alone yeah because at the time it was just like you know let's try to rig like rig the schools so it kind of helps them more than this let's try to tell them their nature is different than it is let's like you know vilify like traditional masculine behaviors with boys and this and this and this and you're just like you go and he's like what we need to do is get involved and you're just like stay away from them yeah yeah yeah just leave leave people a fuck alone stay out of people's lives essentially honestly like you don't need to fucking micromanage the fact that you're like we went so far this way and we are wrong now we're gonna go so far this way and you go is it possible that the by virtue of the fact that you would just admit

that it was so off kilter what you're trying to do and you realize how much of a mistake it was maybe just stop doing things obviously that's not an option because government in the history of the world no no that's not an option to not do anything but yeah I mean they could have just fucking most men do not operate with women or I need constant praise or fucking

the government coming up with solutions you're like just leave me the fuck alone would be nice but no they can't do they gotta fucking tell you all your business that's their whole thing and also like this commie shit where you're literally like yo we need to even the playing field it's not possible like you can't just like

make everything perfectly even for everybody. It's just like it's not that's a theory that you could have where it's possible. Be like in practice, it's impossible. Right. Like someone is like if someone's getting some benefits, someone's getting dinged in an equal amount or whatever. Like you just can't do it. So it's like just,

I mean, dude, I did this fucking poll on Twitter. Now again, I'm not saying, Am I gay? Am I gay? 100%. Ding, ding, ding.

No, but I was just like, are you more racist than you were 10 years ago or whatever. and literally it was like almost 6,000 people voted and it was 81% says I'm more racist than I was 10 years ago and you're like the whole thing was you're like the DEI stuff was like hey we need to you know the fucking NFL was like put it in the end zone and racism and all this stuff and you're like you made everybody way more racist

you're like this could not have backfired worse like there's no question people are now way more racist than they were 10 years ago when you started meddling in this shit like like putting it on overdrive meddling And there's a bigger divide between men and women, and they're both doing worse. Yes, you're just like, you guys fucked up with your social engineering shit so hard. Like, dude, I tell you, I still like watch Canadian and I have all these Canadian channels and you're like, it's still just like every commercial is just like the rare commercial is just like a white couple. But it's still, there's just the fact is like they're still mixed. Like that's like the lunacy of it all is like they're still on the shit where you're like every couple is mixed race.

You're like, what are you doing? Toronto, it is actually like that. but I guess but you're just like I'm with you I mean it's not though like even in Toronto it's not mixed race couples no you're right

I don't know one mixed race couple oh me was a most of yeah just you it's just you I'm like I literally I'm trying to rack my brain here I'm like like

Titish I guess yeah yeah black guys and white girls will happen yeah brown dude and white girl yeah but you're like for the most part you're like I don't know any mixed race couples like it was this like

black guys and era attempt at social engineering and this attempt at like, hey, we have to, like, have the most amount of representation possible. And you're like, this backfired so fucking badly for you. Like, I've never seen this much. Like, you were like, oh, we're bringing everyone together. You know, we've never been more divided. Right.

So the Obama stuff's funny because he's kind of, yeah, he's doing a version of that where he was just like, yeah, we, you know, maybe you went too far. And it was just like, yeah, duh. And he was like, but we have the solution now. You go, I, dude, no, you knew you didn't then and you knew you don't know. Sure. And again, you were, like, pretty out of touch with that stuff. like, you know, you're not like boots on the ground. Like, you've got

to be in the fucking trenches and Twitter comments. You know, and then you see, what's this big mic thing? Have you seen speaking of our debates and you're just talking about the communism thing? I watched the, like, maybe 20 minutes of Patrick McDavid versus 20 communist kids. And

I had to turn it off because it was so ridiculous. First of all, tough watch. He wasn't that good at arguing it if I'm being completely honest. No. So for most of it. He was just like pick yourself up by your bootstraps. A little bit, but it was more aggressive than that. Someone would come in and they're like, well, I can't afford this because he goes, I'll tell you what, I'm going to buy you, I'm going to buy your doctor's appointments.

So I'm going to pay for your doctor. All I'm going to ask is you go to a shrink of my choosing. And then the next person comes on, he goes, I want to live there. He goes, I'm going to buy you a plane ticket to your commonest country of your choice. So every time he just kept throwing, he goes, the other person is like, I've been having trouble getting a job because I'll give you a job. And you have to show up. First thing in the morning, every single one of his arguments was just like, I'll

give you money if you do something that I want. I mean, it's fair. There is an element of calling these people on their bluffs where... No, it wasn't okay strategy, but he used the same strategy 90 times, but more so he kept just being like, he kept just being like, it's a better system and people would be like, people would make the argument like,

well, what about this in healthcare? A lot of times the government or China decides what they're going to do, and he's like the argument is not just that the government is worse at it. The real argument is like, it doesn't know what to focus on. The market chooses, you know, Because they're like, you know, people make the argument like, okay, well, what if I'm, you know, what about these people want to do this and they can maybe do it better?

You're like, yeah, but the part that I feel like everyone's missing is like, ideally markets tell you, like, they have the information of what should be worked on because that's what people want, right? Also, nobody's ever fucking floated over to Cuba on a fucking door. That's what you're saying, though, Patrick B. David made that point a couple times. And he said, I'm going to willing to fly you first class over there. Sure. But I did find it like, it was just one of the, it was like, it was, it wasn't even a university. level it was like high school level yeah but it was also like you're watching it's like this is like an emotional person against like a pragmatic person so it's like he'd be trying they're just constantly interrupting him like they're just you know they just want to get their point across and he's just like your point's stupid i have a thousand dollars in my hand i'm gonna give it to you if you

move to venezuela go do it take it it's fucking communist paradise venezuela he is funny that he's just like so unabashedly like kevin o'leary's a little bit like that too He has at least a good thing because he's like, yo, I was dirt poor. I know, like, you know, his whole thing is like, yo, I was fucking, I worked super hard. Like, I was really poor. Like, I'm not like, I didn't come from money. Like, my family was all immigrants. Like, I had nothing.

Yeah. And now I'm super rich. He was a piece of the Yankees. But people would, like, I felt like some of the people would have arguments that were like, you know, the arguments that you've heard a million times being like, you know, well, why should I have to, you know, work to survive? for example and he was like you know and you could work hard he was like well why should someone have to work 70 hours just so they can survive and he goes I have a plane ticket

it was just like he was the only argument he ever had was I don't know there's you know the person's like you know the health care system's not working I can't find a doctor this is the reason he was like I'm gonna buy your doctor but I want you to go to a you know whatever I just felt like every one of his arguments

It's also like communist countries they still work like what do you think they do I mean there's some country who have like 50% unemployment rate unemployed people aren't pumped about that right yeah they're not like this is sick we don't work when you live in Cuba you're like this is hell I wish there was

I wish we had a proper like working economy and I could have a job meaning dirt yeah you're like this is not they're not pumped about this like I mean again nobody who lives in a communist country is like this is sick right ever like it's never been like that like unless it's China but it's not really that

market economy of the authoritarian government yeah but bad example so the last one in relation to the Obama clip. It was, they did this article. Truly, how bad is the performative male? And the performative male, which is, this has been a trend that's like taking off on TikTok and stuff like that. And they're basically saying the guy that's like at the bar reading the like feminist literature. He's got the, you know, futures female shirt on. Wolf and sheep's clothing. And then this guy's, you know, not been popular, right? It says the internet has decided there's a new

villain, the performative male. These are men that paint their nails, carry a tattered, note-ridden copy of all about love and their tote bag, not because they're genuinely interested in increasing their emotional intelligence, but because it will supposedly be a cat-like, a catnip-like effect on women. And first things is they've done the study over and over again that when men are psychopaths trying to just fake it to get women, women can't tell the difference. In fact, it's the opposite. Sometimes they rate the psychopaths is better. Second of all, Kurt Metzger joke, he goes, you can't hate a guy. I understand you've got to dress a certain way to get a certain type of pussy. sure sure but I think what the moral the story is here is the jig is up when you go

obviously every guy's gonna you know oh there's a new way to get pussy okay I'll do the thing and then they go well the jig's up on this one it's saturated right dress a new way new book new book new clothes um but the writer thinks this trend is bad right so that's the premise of this article is the right I mean dude if fucking there's this new thing where people start realizing yo, yo, if you, like, go sit at a cafe with, like, a Hitler mustache, women are just, like, can't keep their hands off of you? It's crazy. You're going to see a lot of them.

Tons of Hitler mustache. It's just everyone walking around with them until everybody's like, so many, everybody has Hitler mustaches now. You go, yeah, chicks like it for some reason. My favorite is kind of, like, the old one where, you know, the, like, really tough guy, there's this one guy that does, like, Instagram videos, and he posts videos of, like, a guy that hit a girl, and he goes, ah! He goes, oh, if I had, there's nothing that fucking gets you.

you're look at me I know if you're watching this video you're lucky that you're not here because when I got to see a guy hit a woman I just fuck like you got that's kind of I'd be working out for him

but that's the like sort of a masculine version where you're just like if I see a fucking woman get punched I'm gonna fucking go postal right? Yeah

he's like Joey Swill for like you know guys mistreating women for domestic violence actually I need Joey's swollen my gym for the record fucking woman this fucking

I can't be just the best so this woman comes to the gym with a baby carriage yeah puts the baby carriage on the treadmill she's training she's getting some fucking reps in puts the fucking baby carriage out there in the middle the thing then she starts doing like leg press she does one set and then sits there watching TikToks in Spanish, full volume, on the leg press. She's there. You got headphone Dodgers in the gym? Buddy.

I'm on the treadmill right beside that, right? So I'm on the treadmill. And this girl's, it's not a huge gym. She's blocking the leg press machine. She's sitting there for, I don't know, 17 minutes. Why are you publicly shame her? I did. So I said, where's Joey's swell when I need him?

But I walked over there. I go, hey, hey! No, I go, hey, you know your audio's on, which is off it, you know. But I'm like, you know, you know your fucking, your music's playing like on your phone, right? And then she goes, huh? And then I go, your thing's like super loud. We can all hear it. And then she goes, no English.

And then I go, this, I go, I did the turn down motion. I go, turn it down. What are you doing? Yeah. And everyone kind of looking at me, I would assume thinking this is a hero. No. No, no, I think people were kind of like, yeah, finally. just like, no, they would have been like that

if you're doing it to like a dude. Yeah, I promise you. Women with a baby. Have I ever seen that? Who the fuck is a baby at the gym? Hey, man. What are you crazy? It's Trump's America.

I'm hard to get daycare. Okay, first of all, if you want to have your baby at the gym, it's one thing. It's another thing to leave the baby like he, the baby is where Johnny is. We're on the leg press. One leg on the fucking press. Phone in hand, scrolling through fucking Mexican TikTok. Her husband's, I got off the treadmill, left the treadmill running.

came over to say this to her. I go, what do you, what are you crazy? Dude, right, it's their culture. Can't. And I, again, no one thanked me. And I don't need to be thanked. No. By the way, it didn't work. She goes, she goes, told me you couldn't speak English,

pretended not to understand it. Turns it up. Went back. Up. She goes, you're being very loud. And then she turns it up. So this girl doesn't like this. She says, she goes, we are shunning the performative male as a way.

way of self-preservation, calling out deception and tearing men down, but by dismissing men who engage with anything feminine, we aren't protecting ourselves. Instead, we're reinforcing the gender traps for trying to escape. She's kind of like, guys, no, this is good. We want this. And they're like, nah, these guys are just trying to fuck us. They're like, it's not better than that thing. Right. Yeah. She's living in a world where, like, it's this, you know, if he's wearing the nail polish and he's got the book out, it's like, the other option is they're beating us 24-7. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, it's can't be right. There's no regular dudes. No regular dudes. It's just like, yeah. It's this or a guy coming up and just punching us in the belly. Yeah, at least we know that we're safe. You go, you're not safe with this guy. It's like, it's not, I don't know why you think you're just automatically safe because he's got a book. Well, they tell you what, if he hits you with the book, doesn't leave any marks. But there is a point to be made, though, if they start making fun of this guy, it's like, watch no one do it. Like the minute the jigs up, dudes are like, all right. He goes home and he goes, eh, we throws the book in the trash, picks up a fucking Andrew Tate. Guess I'm a Maca guy now.

try this for a fucking week see how that goes no one is denying that straight men will orchestrate entirely new personalities just to get laid it's deplorable

but should we but our should our response be to reject anyone who may have interest inside what society deems manly the same gender roles that harm us

that we decide and only a straight man might enjoy nail polish and bell hooks or he's being duplicitous could word duplicitous I mean there can be

a bit of both going on there by buying into this narrative we're telling men that they can only be authentic if they fit into a neatly antiquated hyper-masculine stereotypes. The good question to ask her, you go, okay, so you go, this guy's toxic, but you're like, it's still fine, you go, the normal guy, you go, who is, what, what is the right, what is the right one?

Only good man's a dead man. That's what she wants. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know what the fuck this chick wants. It's just like, yeah, there's going to be some guys, I don't know, you don't need to write an article about every fucking guy that. exists. The real villain of the internet. I don't see what this check. If you want to, oh yeah, you can see what she looks like, but if you want to hear about toxic,

and this is what men and women could probably all agree is toxic, the man who stole the tennis ball from the kid. Oh, the hat? Buddy, or the hat? That's, doesn't that, that's like, it almost bothers you the way that, like, someone kicking a dog or some shit, you know what I mean? Yeah. Did you guys see what he wrote afterwards? Yeah,

yeah, he's just like, fucking... I pulled it up. I'm going to see you all. He's going full dursh. This guy's going full fucking villain. He's just like, I'm going to Stop, if you keep slandering me, I'm going to sue you all. Which, to some degree you have to respect that level of, like, just being like, fuck all, y'all. I mean, the guy's a big tennis head. The only time it's acceptable in any sort of way still wouldn't do it to, like, grab the hat when they gave it to a kid, is to give it to your kid.

And it's still very... You can't grab a hat that's... No, but if they're throwing the ball and the dad comes off... He handed it, but doesn't think, it wasn't like a ball thrown at, like, a baseball game, and you kind of just, like, do this. I agree with you. Yeah, it was like in the kid's hand. I'm just saying. Yeah, if you throw it, it's fair game.

Sometimes those guys become the villain, and they're like, yeah, but he was trying to give it to his kid. Still shitty, but like, I mean, whatever. No, that's totally fair game. It's just like, if you throw that fucking random thing and you catch it, sure. If you get, but you still got to give it to a kid. He handed it to a kid.

He grabbed the hat out of the hand of the kid, and then he's like, I got a hat. Look at me of a hat. I have Tommy Fritz's hat. Whoever was like some fucking rich, too. He's a CEO. Yeah, you're like, wow, I got some fucking. Could you be more of a villain?

And again, you're like, What do you think happens to that hat? Like, it just goes in like a fucking drawer. Yeah, a grown man, like desperate for paraphernalia is pretty lame to begin with. You're like, it goes into a drawer for like 30 years. I just got, I got the guitar players pick. And then it sucks for the fucking player because now the player's like, fuck, I got to go meet with this kid and give him another hat.

Yeah, I know. Privately where you can't snatch it away from it. He looks like a hero, though, because he's the hero of the story for sure. The recent incident at the tennis match has caused a disperported. Portionate online uproar. It's all about a famous hat. Of course. Yes, I took it. Yes, I did it quickly But as I've always said life is first come first serve The balls I mean this is a this is a sigma mindset right here This is why he's a CEO and that kid's a fucking loser kid I kid what's that kid? What's that kid fucking do? He taught that kid a

He taught that kid a valuable lesson Yeah, that kid should be paying for that kid's what in fourth grade? Fucking just kind of middling grades This guy's a CEO. He gave that kid something more valuable than a hat a lesson Yeah This is the guy's CEO of a window company, man I understand that some people might not like it But please let's not make a global scandal out of a hat It's just a hat If you were faster you have it If you were faster to

Like an 8 year old kid That's crazy man If you were faster I mean again that might go on with capitalism baby And that might be like the guy lives in, like, Poland, I think. So, like, that might be the vibe. It's a doggie dog world.

Yeah, you know, like, his things are a little different over in Poland, and maybe that is like the thing. And he, legitimately, he'd be like, I don't get what the big deal is. I can't imagine. I did a super normal thing in Poland. Yeah, I want a competition, and now I'm being vilified for being a winner. If anything, this kid should be

in a public spectacle about how much of a loser he is. He should have made a fucking video saying all this stuff wearing the hat. No, what he should do? He's called a little bitch. I meet you guys halfway. I just put I'm willing to give the kid

the hat for a low price of 50K now that might not be today that might not be tomorrow but now I've given that kid something to aspire to and I'm not going to put it on eBay for 60K which I could it's a $50,000 and no and no one can give them the money if I know if I get a whiff that the money has not been earned then I will

not sell the hat it goes back in my collection that's fair that's fair regarding online hate I remind you that insulting a public figure is subject a legal liability. You do not want to try and sue your way to this problem this guy is. Insulting a public figure is

I can sue you in Poland it is, but... All offensive comments, slander, and insinuations will be analyzed for the possibility of taking the matter to court. Dude, can you imagine this guy takes you to court because you called him out for stealing a kid's hat? That's like Satan's shit.

Yeah, yeah, this guy is... Should have just... Evil genius. Yeah, I guess he's... he maybe, yeah, I don't know what the move is for him. I guess you're just like, I'm sorry, I got caught up, but no, he's going full soon. No, the move is for him to give the hat

to the kid now. The kid already got a hat and probably got even more merch. It gives him another hat. Yeah, but the guy lives, that's the thing, the guy lives in Poland, so did he lock up his in? Oh, he does look like a bit of a villain, too. Villain. Yeah, he's got a bit of villain face. But we'll see you guys over on

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