The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Dead Celebrities Getting Cancelled & The App to Rate Men gets Hacked

Episode Date: August 1, 2025

Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan meeting their end won’t stop activists from complaining about them online, Pedro Pascal has a scientific reason for feeling up hot chicks, and the Tea app promises to make dating even worse. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Tulsa: July 31-Aug2, Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail]    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Chewed up in Puerto Rico  03:09 - Cockfighting 07:32 - AI Problems 10:05 - US Government starts Gofundme for national debt 15:15 - Grim Reaper working overtime this week 16:22 - Conspiracies 20:48 - Sydney Sweeny’s controversial ad 28:35 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 30:37 - AD - Marek Health - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST at checkout for 10% off 33:19 - Joey Swole apology for Hulk Hogan 41:50 - Justin Trudeau dating Katy Perry?? 44:05 - Canadian Hockey drama 50:27 - Ozzy & Zionism 53:32 - JFL controversy 58:04 - Pedro Pascal has a medical condition requiring him to feel up chicks 1:02:21 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 1:02:57 - WNBA Chaos 1:05:44 - TEA App aims to make dating even worse 1:13:24 - Men need to lower their standards on dating app claims article 1:15:32 - Indian tourists in Thailand call police after escort’s breasts were “too small” 1:17:41 - “Mermaiding” gaining popularity in DC area 1:20:43 - DNC tries appealing to men… again 1:22:13 - Vatican recruits hot priests to make church cool again 1:28:51 - Local man just wants a handy before bed  1:34:00 - Wrap up

The boys cast back from Puerto Rico where I've been chewed up, spit out. I've been actually hitting the bathroom back. It actually did do damage to me. You got the fucking Tim Horton special that I got. I do, yeah, I'm not equipped for that type of food. Crappy mufungo. It's a p. Mufungo.

The Puerto Rican food is nasty, man. I figured it just be rice and beans. Listen, you're one of those people who probably thinks other cultures are good. I'm not built like that. I'm not built to just go over there and bring. pretend these other, like a woman. Like every other culture is better than North America. I'm telling you, it was the only time I could get food that I like

was you found like a pub that just had chicken fingers. They're like fucking O'Flanigans. Like some fucking dude who moved down to PR from New York opens O'Flanigans. Ryan's like, my home. Finally, Puerto Rican. Finally, Ryan found an oasis in the desert. I was fine the first day I came back. And then around 2 p.m., 3 p.m.

It was just like, br-br-br-oh. I'm just getting hit, and I was just like, and it was weird. Surprisingly, you got it at the, like you already got back in this happen. Generally, you get it there when stuff happens. I went back, I was sitting out, I just live off the toilet. My throne. The fucking, the funnies out, just trying to.

I almost see. You got your far side, your fucking Calvin and Hobbs and just going to town. I almost thought we were going to have to postpone today. And it's like, I'm not even even in that bad mental shape. It's just like literally the bathroom is calling me. My nature calls. I told you, what I was in Vancouver. after my fucking

Tim Horton's debacle It was like I don't think I had more than 20 minutes In between being on the toilet And I had to do fucking hour sets Yes Which is like that's the scary part Is you I gotta be on stage for an hour And like you're stressed out

You're like this is good This could be a viral video I know literally you always hear of like In comedy you always hear the story Of like this comic who's just like Yeah That one time I shit myself on stage And you think it's not gonna happen

So many comics have the shit themselves I know And you go Nobody's safe man nobody's safe from shitting yourself in front of a fucking 200 people you know what it is because it feels like you're good for about an hour sometimes you know maybe an hour might be pushing it but 45 minutes I guess we'll see if we make it through the cast might be some hard cuts you feel like you're fine and then just like boom it just comes at you man it's all of those places it's uh they haven't figured out how to make the food uh palatable to a human body Ryan's Viking blood can't handle some Puerto Rican lettuce.

The main, no, the main thing that they try to serve you is called Mufungo. Mufongo. And it's essentially banana peels chopped up. You don't need banana peel. We need it. Some version of, I think they take banana peels out of the dumpster and then they sort of like grind them up and put them in a paste. Pran, it's featured mashed-fried green plantains as its base.

Yeah, this just looks like a sloppy. It's a bowl of slop, yeah. It looks like a slop with meat inside. Yeah, and it's a fancy meal for them, too. Oh, really? Oh, Mofungo. You think you're a big boy getting one. Right.

I've never even heard of Mofungo. One combo quick things is funny is there's a couple of guys that tried to get us to go to cockfighting. Oh, really? And they look exactly who you'd think would do cockfighting. Sure. Just like a guy with like a skinny mustache. Skinny mustache, for sure skinny mustache, short sleeve sort of collared shirt with

slacks on and the slacks are like up to here with like a belt tied up for real skinny guys. gos handing out flyers and apparently they do it it's like a pretty regular thing they actually do them and they have like razor blades attached to the well we didn't go I'm not going to I don't want to go watch like animals fight yeah I don't rather just watch humans no oh we did see some humans fighting

oh we went to like a diner afterwards at like 3 a.m. It was like a fucking fight club in there all Americans yeah everyone was just like three different fights of people that like were disrespected in somewhere another by someone else at a different table you disrespected me I say There was a lot of people that felt like in any, which way they're disrespectful. Probably big honor culture in Puerto Rico.

I think so. Big on the honor culture there. You do not want it. You bumped them. You looked at them the wrong way. Something like that. Yeah. It wasn't that much like that on the street,

but this one diner people didn't like being disrespected about anyone. They're like nine fights. Smashed at 3 a.m. Don't like disrespect. And they have the thing where the white Puerto Ricans look like they even more want to fight because some of the white Puerto Ricans, it feels, you know that vibe where it's like they almost want to prove themselves a little more? Yeah.

Like, what do you mean white Puerto Ricans? There's people there, they seem like they think they're ethnic, but they, they kind of just look like a fucking... Like Eastern European kind of? They look like a white guy that thinks he's black from where we're from, but then, I don't know, they... But they're Puerto Rican, so... But they're white. But they're white, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's white people born in Puerto Rico. I mean, they have that in Jamaica and stuff, too.

I have one theory that I was thinking lately, because, you know, I have my house, I look at the East River. Yeah. I think nature does make you lazier, in general. Interesting. I think you have to fight nature's ability to make you lazy. I'll tell you what's making me real lazy right now is my fucking pool is out. Absolutely. Oh, upstairs.

You have a pool on the roof. I have a rooftop. Or, yeah, pool. It's not helping anything. Yeah, I think that stuff like that makes you lazy. Especially when it's 100 degrees outside. I'm just like, you're like, I could go up there. I mean, I could go sit in my fucking office and slave away or I could just go lay by the pool.

I know, right? No, I feel like looking at the thing. You almost need to have like a bad circumstance in order to work harder. That's why everyone's so lazy in all those places. It's hard not to be lazy when you're staring at an ocean. I mean, we said it last week. It's like, it's one of those things. Like, all those people could live anywhere in the continental United States.

like they all are have American passports and they're just like island life for me yeah we're good here yeah we're good here and you go it's a lot of opportunity out there and they go we're good a couple of the cab drivers were giving us a spiel about how they're very oppressed by the american government well yeah i know they don't have uh they don't have any congress people yeah right they don't so they have essentially well i guess they're tax like they do their own taxes like i don't think they pay federal income tax there but they don't get any representation in terms of like congress a lot of people i've looked it up They have, like, a liaison in Congress, but, like, no voting, nothing. They kept telling me facts, and I kept chat, GBTing, and none of the facts are right.

Like, they would be just like, oh, if you're American and you come here, you get no tax whatsoever. But if you're Puerto Rican, they tax you at 80%. Like these just kept telling me all these, like, things that I would all be like, oh, crazy. I Google. I love the kids I just Googled that it says nothing like that. Yeah, it's like, you are American. It's like, if you're born in Puerto Rico, you are American. We're laughing at the idea of, uh, because it's so much cheaper when you go anywhere without girls because they don't order a $9,

cocktails. Of course. Because we're $90 cocktails. Like a meal is a third of the price when you go to something with a woman, right? And then we're saying there's like a pretty good sketch of just at a dinner with a girl and then she orders and then they tell you the price of her order and then you have to pass out and then they also

have a team that comes resuscitates you. So that's part of the restaurant package the girl orders and then as soon as you order and then they have to come clear and they go okay and then all have Defive? Yeah, they have a guy that comes DeFive's the men after. Is there a kids menu here? I'm just going to order off the kids menu and just keep it light. Not that hungry. We actually have another cocktail

menu, special cocktails, if she really likes the fancy ones. She's getting fucking surf and turf and fancy cocktails. You're like, I'll just have like a grilled cheese and a tap water, please. One, they might be less than one third. I was getting $9 meals. It's around there. I'll get Mung Fungo and then I wouldn't eat

It just kept getting them afungo No, I didn't keep getting to mafungo It was nasty Also, it was funny to make me laugh The idea of because AI is taking over so much You're calling Customer Service and you're just like so happy To get an Indian

Yeah That's the world And you go, oh thank fucking God Yeah That's 2006 You're just so happy to get it Indian That speaks broken English I got bad news for you actually

Because that's probably going to be The first thing that AI does is this going to be the accent changer. That's going to be the first layer of AI before they completely replace them is their... Oh my God, that would fuck people up for dates if the girl's getting an accent changer?

Yeah, they're going to do an accent changer. They already have it. The guy's on the phone, this is all the girl here. She goes, it was nice to meet you and I would like to see some booze. Hello, dear. Please, Sarn. He changes dear, though, that hello, darling.

Hello, baby. Show me. They have that technology where literally they talk and it instantly just converts it to like American Be a hilarious thing to put on your buddy's phone convert them to India Just trying to spit game

No you or worse you just convert them to like a Chinese accent so it always seems like he's doing a racist Chinese accent Is that bad? Your buddy's calling someone Oh how are you? Accent change you to make To make a woman always do

A racist accent It's like it's that thing Do you ever do that with like I think we did it with Kevin Sold, though, we're like, uh, iPhone has this thing where, like, you can do shortcuts or whatever where you can put in like little phrases and they convert them to other phrases. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it'd be like, what are you up to tonight? And it just says something super racist. Yeah, it's just, I want to put a hard R on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, just something crazy. That would be like the new version.

I mean, just take a, even a black guy, take the A to hard R every time. It seems like it'd be so much more aggressive. This guy's really aggressive. Really aggressive. that's so funny putting your buddy's phone without him knowing software on there that makes him sounding Chinese yeah and he has no clue

like it's just orring but that would be huge if you had like a bad accent and then you know make it a sexy one that's what they're doing that's what they're doing to basically so because yeah I had to deal with fucking it is crazy because I had to call like CRA or whatever and like not a Canadian revenue agency to deal with

Yeah. Not a single Canadian, like accent. Of course. Zero. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying, though. You're going to be begging for that when you get a computer. One of those clankers. You're going to be so, you're going to be begging for it.

Please. There's an article that American government, Venmo, PayPal users can now send U.S. government to help pay down the 36.7 trillion national debt. So the U.S. Treasury basically has a... Started to go fund me. Yeah, they started gifts to reduce. the public debt. What kind of cuck do you have to be to just be like, y'all, I'm sending, not even like,

hey, I'm buying a bond. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you're like, that's what a government bond is. You're literally lending the government money. Yes. Like, they need money. This is like even more cucked than that where you're like, here's free money. You know, you know what, these fucking highways are so sick.

It's like, dude, it's literally a little bit of, you go to like a coffee shop and a 20% tip. Like, you're like, you didn't do. You go, this highway was really smooth. You know what? The government earned this. The government fucking flipped the. iPad on you? What tip would you like to leave?

That's great. After you're after your taxes. Yeah, after your tax? Which is, by the way, the craziest part of that is that, so there's what, 360 million people here? The government interest, daily interest on their debt is $3 billion a day. I know. So literally if every American chipped in $10 a day, that would just cover, break even on the interest. That doesn't even touch the principle.

I know. So you're like, what do you, like, this is literally a fucking. drop of water in an ocean. You're like, this is, well... How funny it is it, though, on your, like, your girlfriend's birthday, and you gave her a present where you donated money in her name to the United States National Debt?

It's like the fucking human fund kind of deal. I don't... Well, it's like, obviously, you know, you care about this country, right? You said, and you said you love big government and all that sort of stuff. So, actually, I donated $300 to the United States government debt reduction in your name. Well, it's technically 250 the year.

US 50 to Israel, but, uh, 50 to and then 50 days real. And also there's a huge administration fee. So only one of that dollar ever gets there. Yeah, yeah. Fuck, man. Someone was doing a thing because there's someone, I think it was on Twitter where they're trying to do, they were doing like exposes on , uh, nonprofits. And they were just like, you know, uh, this nonprofit has all these employees and every hundred dollars. Only one gets there. And they were just like also, yeah, but also that's all of them. Yeah. So it's like you can legitimately do this ex-expoise on almost. almost every single nonprofit. For sure.

It's just accepted that it's like, if you donate money to this, it's for feeling good. It's not for doing things. Yeah, it's literally just like buy and paying some dude's mortgage, some administrator's mortgage. Yeah, it's like a,

it's just this bizarro thing that we all accept. Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. It's harder to find like legit charities than, like you actually have to do the work. That's what I'm saying. The best thing you do is donate money to lower the, I mean,

they'll spend our money wisely. They are absolutely. historically like just good stewards of our money we can say one thing they know how to spend our money did you go did you actually send it

them no ice flush it down the toilet the same thing they'll collect it from the sewage gifts to reduce public debt by enabling contributions through Venmo and PayPal yeah you pay someone you're like I actually gave I was going to pay you but I instead put the money in towards this yeah that just are you do like a show

and half the money just goes to pay down United States debt that would be funny yeah all donations all all proceeds of this fucking show go to pay down the debt a really good cause

yeah really good cause did you make a dent not even close oh no no no no it's like literally like the duration of the show the debt went up $400 million

yeah we raised a hundred it's crazy that's why one of the reasons the Puerto Ricans they don't want to they're like why would they want to join

and take on the debt right yeah yeah i mean i think they're i think i've heard that they're actually trying to totally like get out of the america thing they are but then they vote against it it's kind of like cobec yeah they're just like we don't yeah because but they're in a different situation than go back i don't know what they they must get some shit from america that makes it kind of worth their while obviously yeah but i don't uh i don't really know they obviously seem fine i mean it is a good deal to be like we're all american citizens yeah you can just go to america anytime yeah you are just like you can move anywhere in america i think they have big uh mean they all go to the bronx do there's

Some red. You could go somewhere. Yes. Theoretically, you could go anywhere. They all go to the Bronx. But theoretically, you can go anywhere. It's weird that they all go to the Bronx. They all go to one place.

But you could go anywhere. Yeah, but why? I don't know. They like the Bronx. It's probably where they went first. And then that's where they fucking, the closest thing to Puerto Rico, man. Is it? I guess.

It's like three hours away. I'm just saying in terms of like culturally, you go, like, people want to be around and other people like them and you go. Yeah. And I guess it's the closest thing. a lot of random towns in America where they give you like 15,000 if you live there, if you move there for a year? Alaska, man. Alaska

is big money, but I'm saying there's like normal ones too, like Ohio towns or whatever. I don't know exactly which ones, but I've seen them pop up a couple times or like if you move here, we give you $15,000. Yeah, and you know, like, do you have a school? I'm like, not yet. Yeah, we're working on it. We did. And they all closed. We keep giving everyone who moves your

15 grand, so we're not doing great. I'm not doing great. We eventually will have a school, and you go, okay, it's not really feasible. So there's a lot of drama this week, period. A lot of people are getting canceled. A lot of people dying. A lot of people dying, yeah.

Grim Reaper is fucking working overtime. Grim Reaper's been fucking... He has been actually on people. There was fucking tsunami warnings last night before I went to bed, all this shit. New York, they were in a fight, right? There was an active shooter yesterday. Oh, yeah, yeah. I know there was

an active shooter at the fucking guy fucking thought he was shooting the NFL and then really not NFL material, by the way. It was the NFL thing, right? That was the conclusion of, what they think happened? Yeah, he had like CTE, and then he was like a high school football player.

I think he had a cup of coffee in the CFL and then had just a cup. And, yeah, he went to go, drove from Las Vegas to go shoot up the NFL building. Just went to the totally wrong floor, you know, not NFL material. Yeah, you're not helping your case for saying you should have been in the NFL. I guess that's what he's saying. He's like, my britt, that's how fucked up my brain is. And then gets the fucking conspiracy nuts going by going to the 33rd floor. Yeah, Blackstone?

Yeah, the Blackstone 33rd floor, which is the high. highest level of the Masonic order. Big Illuminati number. That is the highest order of the Mason. A lot of the fucking conspiracy cooks are like, fucking, man, they're having a time with this one. You know what I was thinking about it as far as conspiracies for the Epstein stuff? That, like, one of Trump's big problems right now is he's not,

because most people that like Trump, they need Trump, they need Trump to give them a good explanation that they can now go argue with their family about. Yes, for sure. Do you know what I mean? He's not giving them anything. I feel like there's a lot of like He really is hanging his base out to dry Right

A lot of 75 year old boomers Will take whatever he gives them And then take that to the family gathering Right Where his daughter's coming home Being like Trump's on the Epstein list And they're just And then they're kind of like

That's like a Democrat Biden did that But he was the president When Epstein got arrested This is a Democrat plant Schill organization Let's just move on Yeah I mean you're gonna be

Have egg on your face when they fucking lock Obama up over this. And you're like, what? Yeah, like, he's not giving them the ammo that they need to go have this fight with their family. Yeah, yeah, honestly, that is probably the perfect encapsulation of this whole thing. He's just like, yeah, you're not giving it. They're just like, listen, I will try to sell whatever slop you gave me, but you're not giving me anything. Nothing.

Yeah, that is pretty good. Yeah, and then they weren't good at selling the slop to begin with, right? So that's why they need simple talking points. I know. And they're coming home being like, they're trying to sell this mumbo-jumbo about Epstein. that Trump's giving them and they're not feeling great about it. I saw that a lot with the Canada tariff stuff actually where you'd be like people would be arguing

when everybody turned on Canada and they're like well fucking Canada has like 400% dairy tariffs even though it's like not really true. It's like kind of not he's not giving him their talking points in a digestible manner. Literally they're just talking talking about arguing tariffs against Canada and they just have all the talking points and even if they're like not even necessarily true

at least they have them. They have them and they go he said that and we can here's my five things I can say. Yeah he's not saying anything he's just kind of deflecting he's not giving them he's deflecting but then these people are going to have to go home and have this conversation i feel like they're ill-equipped yeah yeah yeah i was kind of looking it up because i've i've been saying that point too that i think that um that what alex jones did like 90 girls did the exact same thing when it came to all the different um uh the girl conspiracies it is just so crazy the extent to which like um that women are

far more conspiratorial than men. Yeah. But they just are about things that are acceptable. Well, they're conspiratorial with their own relationships with the men they're with. They're like every woman is like with the guy she's with has fucking tinfoil hat on. Yeah, it is funny being like, she's one of those people that does her own research. What? Like I told her I was at days and she decided to do her own research.

Yeah, she was going through my phone. She does her own. She's one of those girls who does her own research. What was she doing her research on? I told her the restaurant was closed. That's why we couldn't go and she started doing her own doing her own research to look if there was another one in the vicinity.

Told her the slipslide club was a water park. I told her this place. It's open until 4 a.m. I told her they were out of fancy cocktails at this restaurant. She did her own research and asked the manager if they have the menu. But they're conspiratorial about

mainly murder trials, mainly relationship stuff. Like, yeah, any celebrity gossip of like, oh, I think. this guy's doing this and the yeah but uh the amount of times they did the exact same out thing alex jones did where someone got murdered they decided that it was like this person who did it or it was like a fake conspiracy and then started accusing the family member of killing their own daughter yeah you know and harassed the person and yeah yeah essentially the exact same thing and then

they're just like well yeah that's yeah i'm a sleuth yeah i'm a sleuth yeah i'm a sleuth you go a bunch of you went to these people's houses yeah they were doing the exact same thing yeah yeah like the brian laundry stuff and all that shit. Although I guess they were kind of right about that. Some of the other people they weren't. Yeah, some of the other people they weren't. For sure. But it was more the one who was the girl, who was the Asian girl that was in a tank in the building, the Brian Coleberger. They were basically just picked a random professor and started accusing him.

It was another person that lived in the house who all his friends got murdered or her friends got murdered. And they were like attacking that person online being like, you did this. And it was just like, how is this any different than the worst, like, of the worst conspiracies for men? Good point But yeah it is funny saying Like a chick does her own research I do

They've been doing research But yeah that one was going on The Sydney Sweeney Yeah the fucking Nazi dog whistle By the way Sydney Sweeney is We'll do any advertisement Sure

She's like the Pedro Pascal or whatever Of movies now The only thing she hasn't Neeson for advertisement Yeah the only thing she hasn't done And I'm surprised we haven't seen her Or like Snoop dogging because you've seen actually a lot of comedians

absolutely selling their soul for this company is like some kind of it's like clash of clans like I don't know if you've seen it's like Jimmy Fallon and like Joel McHale like these guys are like what happened to this guy and then he's just like and you could tell they're like dead inside having to sell this thing because it's like some scam game website kind of like what was the like it's like a candy crush but it's like dude it's like big advertisements like they run like you know

all over TV it's like Jimmy Fallon you like Jimmy Fallon you make $20 million a year. Why do you need to do this? Joel McHale, I understand. We know some people that worked on Jimmy Fallon's, like, ad campaigns. Yeah. Sorry, his socials. And it was just like, you make $20 million a year.

Like, do you really have to be, like, dancing the trends on TikTok? I know. You don't have to do this. Like, you reach the point where you're like, that's a good part about it. You don't have to do this. Yeah, I know. You don't have to do this. The only thing I could be charitable about that with Jimmy Fallon is he, like,

kind of sees where the puck is going. And he goes, like, I need to have a big tick. talk when this all ends because like I want to still be around yeah okay don't want to like you know you see some guys who are like like like fucking uh billy gardell from like you know like uh mike and molly and he's just like yeah i have a youtube channel now go subscribe for subscribers and you're like you would have done way better off had you fucking got on this train like five years ago obviously those guys got got fucked and he's even the worst situation he's guys were 20 million dollars or 50 million right he's not but he can't sell tickets because he's skinny now and he's skinny now right

So he's like, and he's very much. Nobody knows. He never gets recognized. Yeah, I know, because he got so skinny. So, but guys like that, he's just like, yeah, I wish I, like, started my Instagram, like, sooner. Obviously. And he's just, like, in that system where he's like, yeah, I never named it. Still, though, there's other things.

Just put clips from your show on there. I know. It doesn't have to be. You dance. Yeah, you think a lot of clips from Bob loves Abby Shola are going viral on Instagram right now, right? I mean, Fallon. Yeah. Explore Royal Kingdom.

That's what it is. it's like, dude, I see these ads like constantly, and it's just like all these big comedians. You know they're getting huge money for these, like huge, huge money, like massive. Oh, for sure. But it is interesting that, like, Sidney-Sweeney, I feel like she's been in 45 ads in the last year. Yeah, yeah, she's like in all the fucking soap and whatever. I mean, for her, that's smart because historically her thing is a fleeting thing, like, where realistically, like, she probably does have like a five-year window to cast.

on this before she's just like kind of gets a little too old and gets kind of discarded to the fucking you know waist bin ugly bin she becomes the ones that are fighting her like dude remember like Amanda Seafreed or whatever she was like so famous for like three years no gone people don't go away the same

way anymore but that there is a real referendum for like the uglies versus the norm like the normals yeah right now and they're trying to make it a race thing because I think they know that's a better sell well they don't like the jeans thing right but I think that what they don't like is Sydney Sweeney and they also know that they no one wants to be like they need it to be

uglier so I think that they go with the race thing to like they felt like they've had a problem with the Sydney Sweeney thing and I think this is the one that they like honed in on where they're like I think this has like enough of a white supremacy tinge where they can be like this is what we don't like no no nothing to do with her being hot nothing to do with the like we don't no no no yeah why just because she's white and blue eyes and blonde she has good jeans but they've kind of had a problem with all the commercials she was in They just have a problem with her like essence in general And she was just kind of like a standard hot chick

But I think that this was able They were able to zone in on this one specific thing And make it a race thing Which they can sort of stand by without feeling like a fucking loser Sure I mean they still come off as losers Obviously Yeah Yeah but that's what they want is you know

Roll in the guy with the mobility scooter Of course yeah That's what it's for five years ago So funny too because This is what like in a Uh huh Just rolling in like oh Yeah

This is so much We actually can't sell any more jeans We had to use them all to make my jeans We're out of gene Don't bother We use all the textiles An entire textile factory Shut it down

This is yeah We actually When you drape this off of me It covers the Titanic And there's no drapes There's no jeans left So you just have to go You just have to go to a different store

Yeah Yeah but it's like this is what It's considered like a controversial American Eagle ad right now Is like the jeans And she's like not even like Dress skin Vandalously, she's in like a gene, like full Canadian tuxedo, like body suit.

Like American Eagle literally had an ad campaign in 2003 for selling clothes where everybody was butt naked. Like that? No. Oh, okay. 2003, Ryan. Oh, okay. They were all hot emaciated people.

All the dudes were jacked. All the chicks were fucking so skinny. You can see the rib cages. And like this is like the how far we've come where you go like that wasn't even controversial. Yeah. Like that was 2003. You were like, oh, that's cool, I guess. And now you're like.

She's fully clothed, head to toe, like at a fucking Gene Burka. American Eagle's crappy brand, too. Yeah, of course it is. Obviously, like... It's such a bad cliche to be the guy that wear American Eagle back when I was growing up. Yeah, the fucking American Eagle shirts with the Pookishel. That was 100% the look. Yeah.

Maybe a bucket hat sometimes. Yeah, yeah, the American Eagle fucking polo and the Pucashells. 100, that's exactly what it was. My thing is, it's funny, too, because they're just like, oh, yeah, like, there was this one article that said, Sidney Sweeney's ad shows unbridled cultural shift towards whiteness, but it's like, country is still majority white. Yeah. You're like, most people are white.

You're just like, they want whiteness. You're like, well, if you're white, you might want to see a white ad every now and then. That's not crazy. Yeah. Also, you just like, you put, what, a white person can't be in an ad once? No, I don't think I want that. But again, I really, is one of the most famous actresses in the world. I really don't think it was so much about the one.

This is my hypothesis. It's less about the whiteness and more about, like, Shinny Sweetie is just like away from the grossness, away from the fat people, all this stuff. And they don't like it, but it's so impossible for like a, you know, like a fat girl right now that's or like an ugly girl, just be like, she's too hot. Right. Like that's so, like everyone's just going to be like, you're going to be screaming. You're going to be a gross girl screaming to the void. But what they can say is like white supremacy.

I think that's still, that's one of the only like 2018 like proper progressive things that I think still has like punch is your race. where people are still getting hit on it. Especially with Trump back in office. You go, this is still, it still has a little punch to it. And it does. You know what? They're right because this went fucking,

this became this huge story that like mainstream media was covering. Just because, and again, like the genesis of this is like a couple TikTokers were just like, yeah, this is fucking racist dog whistle. And it gets 400,000 views.

And they go, all right, this is a news story. Now let's go with this. I got to be honest, I was surprised that there is still so many people online that are,

you know, up in arms. all this stuff like just the amount like to some degree i thought that maybe certain people that were like all in aged out of it a bit but i don't know if there's a new crop but there's a lot of i mean there's still like crazy supply of people getting mad at stuff on the internet there's still fucking people who were mad that the confederacy lost you kidding this will never end so people fucking fly their confederate flags being like man what a country this would have been we won that thing

taking a break to tell you about AG1, the first thing that I do every single morning, as you know, it was just on the road and while I was there, every single morning, first thing I do, wake up, I was cooking with water bottles in the travel pack because no matter where I am, I do not miss AG1. It is the one thing you can do with your body for your body with vitamins and minerals, pre-end probiotics, superfoods, supports energy, improves digestion and gut health, fills nutrient gaps in your diet, supports immune health. It is the easiest thing you can do for your health for less than $3 a day. Yeah, and when you're at home, you know, you just put your pot of coffee on.

Make your agey one, drink your agey one. Coffee's done. Have your coffee. Start in the day. And they're always improving on the little things. Like I said, the travel packs are better. The bottles, the caps are better. Like, there's like these tiny little things.

They got sick hats, too. They got sick hats. It can be difficult to remember to take a multivitamin every single morning. That system can be something that you can get off where you just had a bunch of them and then you kind of stop doing it. AG1 you will do every single morning. It's very easy to make in part of your routine.

It tastes great, so you will start to look forward to it. It's got a fruity tropical taste. It tastes wonderful. It tastes wonderful. And for every new customer that uses our link, you actually get $76 of free extras when they subscribe. Each subscription comes with a 30-day supply of AG1, five free AG1 travel packs,

shaker bottle, metal canister, metal scoop, a bottle of AG vitamin D3 plus K2. So I've bought this for multiple people as presents as well. So just head to drinkag1.com slash boyscast to subscribe for less than $3 a day. Use our link, get the welcome kit with the shaker bottle and as well as the five free travel packed with your purchase. Drinkag1.com slash boys cast. Shout out and thank you to AG1 for sponsoring the boys cast. Fellas, I got to tell you about Merrick Health.

This is something me and Danny have both been doing, getting a panel. The insurance companies regularly deny progressive treatment options, primary care physicians refuse to order comprehensive lab work, and the standards of care lag years behind the research. So Merrick Health represents a paradigm shift in how we approach medicine, empowering those who want the most of their health care and wish to maximize their potential. It's pretty simple stuff.

You go to your blood work, then you get assigned a person that works with you. Yeah, all jacked. You get assigned a shredded coach, and they'll go through, and they go through all the different options. They talk to you about what you're looking for, what you're looking to do. How to optimize things. How to optimize it. Look at your blood work. And they're years ahead of the actual medical establishment.

Absolutely. So, I can say personally, like, I had high blood pressure and it's kind of under control now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. their help, absolutely. Yeah, just in general energy. It wasn't super high, but it's a little higher. Yeah, a little higher than I wanted it to be, and, you know, blood pressure you've got to watch out for, so.

You can figure out that, you can figure out your testosterone. You also have your blood work now to compare it to for future, so you can keep. Which is key, because if you don't, if you don't get a baseline, then you don't even know how you're doing, right? Yeah, this is something that everyone should be doing. Merrick Health Aubras, Cutting Edge Diagnostic Labs, concierge health coaching, expert clinical oversight, and they support clients in achieving their health and fitness goals by leveraging data-driven lifestyle and nutrition recommendations, along with supplement

and prescription treatment options. Through the extensive lab work, they do 84 carefully selected biomarkers to provide detailed insights into your hormone profile, cardiovascular health, organ function, metabolic status, and they also give it to you in a document that's actually very easy to use. It's not, you know, it doesn't look, some of these places. It's pretty straightforward. Yeah, some of them, they're complicated, whereas this one's actually very easy to read. They have expedited onboarding for those interested in working with Merrick Health medical provider

for a personalized treatment option, ranging from hormone optimization, cognitive enhancement, hair loss prevention, body recomposition, all from the comfort of your home. So everything that a man needs to do, they have all of it, and they can kind of get all your problems under control. So the optimization package includes the same elaborate panel that Danny and myself both got, and with those test results, the Merrick Health clinical team optimizes your personal protocol To get the exact same panel and medical oversight, click the link in the video description below or go to Merichhealth.com slash boyscast.

Merichhealth.com slash boyscast. Use the promo code Boyscast to save 10% at checkout. A minute. So Joey Swoll, when Hulk Hogan died, which shout out to the Hulk, shout out to Hulk. Shout to Hogan. No one ever is going to be famous like that again. Like the amount he was famous?

No. The Rock is probably the closest. We are sort of having this argument. Worldwide recognizes. Like, can you walk? down a street anywhere in the world and be recognized that's who's more famous Hulk Hogan or Brad Pitt right now uh yeah I guess that's a question when you Chris pretty close yeah pretty close I still think pretty close I guess it's the same I mean like everyone

everyone knows both of them like does a 10 year old how many 10 year olds know Hulk Hogan or Brad Pitt that's the only difference I was going to say is that young people might not know the Rock is more famous than both of them the Rock is like fucking if you're 70 or 10 you know the Rock yeah the Rock's the most famous one. But Hulk Hogan was more, at the time when Hulk Hogan was famous, he was more famous. For sure. You know what I mean? I know it's hard to

quantify, but that's what it is. No, I agree. I agree. It was like, you're right. Everyone knows who the Rock is, but the Rock's not... Early 90s, Hulk Hogan was the most famous guy in the world. Like, yeah, when Hulk Hogan was walked down the street back in the day, it was probably just like, you know, pandemonia. Crazy, yeah, yeah, yeah, like Michael Jackson levels, probably.

Maybe not quite Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson was top dog. never have, you're never going to get levels of where someone's fame comes from teenage girls because they're the craziest demo of fans. So it's like, you know, if you have fans that are men, you're just never going to have, you know, you're never going to have that level of it's crazy psycho. Yeah, just a bunch of women showing up bawling their eyes out. So it's different. But people, a couple different people posted, you know, rest in peace, Hulk and Polk and Joe Swoll being one of them got fucking murked on the internet. Yeah, they're just like, why?

Just because he's like, don't you know he said some racist things? I'm saying he's racist, yeah. You can't even die in peace right now without getting called racist. No, I mean, he said some fairly racist things. He's, let the man die. He's the Hulkster, I don't know. He was the, are we all not without

our flaws? He was the, yeah, he was a maniac, but like, also, all of those wrestlers were maniacs. Like, it's not like he was a fucking congressperson. No. This guy was a fucking steroid-ed-out maniac wrestler, and they all were. Yeah, oh, they all were. Like, those guys were out there getting in bar fights every day.

They're all on drugs. They're all alcoholics. Yeah. These guys were maniacs when everyone was a maniac. Yeah, this was one with you, they were, like, on the road, like, 300 days a year. Like, you know, I bet you Hulk Hogan's boys were black. Yeah, of course. Of course, right?

Yeah. I've seen some, yeah, so it's friends with Cocoa Beware. I bet you he was like a, yeah, multicultural friend group. They're just wild boys, drugged out psychopaths. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure. for sure and he just i don't expect i don't expect a hot like a complete highest level of uh diplomacy and uh i mean joey swall fucked up because he could have literally just ignored this whole thing

just to get just pretend it didn't have just be like ignore it and you have three days of just like people get mad then you move on fucking yeah clucking at you on the internet he posted a photo of him dressed like hulk hogan right yeah and then people went crazy on him and joey's joey swall is like one of my favorite characters on the internet we i always have that joe Whenever I go to someone at the gym, I always fucking, I'm always like, you better put that away, you want Joey Swole could be watching. Joey Swill, you do anything.

Joey Swel's got cameras in here. He has a, Joey Swel's gym etiquette always makes me laugh so much. It's like, he's just, he's the ultimate. He's like the gym Karen, essentially. Pretty much. He started out okay, because he was kind of focused on women that were filming in the gym. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's always sort of popped off about women who are filming in the gym. And again, you're like, all the good things he's done where he's like, yo, these like people were like making fun of like a Down syndrome guy at the gym trying to like lift weights and he's very positive bullying him in the locker room and all this stuff and i got the guy like banned from the i got these guys like a ban from this gym and we got to go fund me for this kid and then they just like literally goes yeah i loved hawkogan when i was a kid and people are like what what the hell are you fucking kidding me joey swole and then joey swall came out and apologized and he was just like big mistake that is the actual

but joey swole this the thing you forget about joey swill he's big on accountability right So he's doing what he wishes everyone else would do Because he's seeing it as like I non-stop call people out on the internet all day, right? And then like, you know, this guy put the weights on the wrong rack And he turns into a national scandal Right That's true

If you do not want to forget to wipe your sweat off the rack But Joey Swoll's in the building, man You're gonna be on Joey Swoll's shit list Yeah, I guess he's just like, yeah, that's one of those things He goes, yeah, I'm the accountability guy I guess I gotta do me now I think that's what it is. Joey Swill expects so much accountability, right?

Yeah. So then he was like, well, I'll do what I... You know, everyone's mad at me, so I should be accountable. I should apologize. Apology didn't work. He was getting it from both ways once he apologized. Never work. They work zero times.

Never work. You just like, yeah. Even ever... I liked Hulk Hogan when I was a kid. Sorry. Yeah. Sorry. I don't know.

Yeah, he said some racist things. Oh, you just apologize, though. He don't think you can even do that. Yeah, yeah. I guess, you know? Yeah, yeah. Like, apology for abuse. sorry if you're upset that's what you do you give the fucking what you do with your girl you go

sorry you feel this way I'm sorry you guys feel this way yeah I'm sorry you feel this way I apologize for you guys feeling this way yeah but I'm I regret nothing yeah and then just go right back into look at this guy he has his shoes on tied you know what a danger that is go right back in guy's fucking deadlifting and fucking sneakers what's going on here we need to call out a national search party to find this guy like again what's He's very moral. He finds him, he thinks he's very moral.

Like, what's his main, like, moneymaker? He, like, owns a gym and he's just, like, a YouTube person? He's an enormous.

Yeah, he's enormous. But I think it's actually Brad Pitt Hulk and him. Yeah, yeah. Like, he owns a big, I think he owns, like, a big gym kind of deal. And, like,

nobody's, like, canceling the gym memberships over this. No. Not going to, it wouldn't actually affect them. No. Maybe you lose a couple of brand deals. I can't imagine anyone that's following

Joey Swoll's, like, gym, uh, gym, uh, gym regulation videos is like flipping out that he pulled Hulk I can't believe the guy who told me what's a fucking roared it up to

he goes I can't believe he supported Hulk Hogan unfollow Joey Swoll Unfollow He exactly But Swole fucked up and then he apologized It didn't fuck up The fuck up was the apology

That's what I'm saying he fucked up when he When he apologized And then People got mad and then Joey Joey Swole's having a meltdown. Joey Swole goes, well, that's it, I'm getting off the internet, blah, blah, blah. And he quit.

He quit the internet, and then he came back a day later, and he goes, all right, I got a little Huffy and Puffy, and I'm coming back on the internet. God, take his phone. Joey Swole doesn't like his taste of his own medicine. No, he doesn't like it. Because he's put people on real blast. I think he had an okay thing for a bit

where he was kind of saying, like, no, I'm putting the person that put someone else on blast, on blast. So I'm not the original blaster. Yeah. And I think that's kind of how he just, He's like, no, I'm not doing a witch hunt for someone. I'm doing a witch hunt for someone who's doing a witch hunt, which, fair enough. But I think every now and then he was just, he was just doing witch hunts.

Yeah. But he did not like it the other way. No, he didn't like, he swolex dish in at Morgan. Again, if he had someone around him, we just took his phone away for a week, you're like, this goes away. I know there is the thing, like, we've both experienced it where you're like, you know, like, you're like, you're like, you're like, yeah. Because people, like, just turn your phone off, like, that Tyler, the creator thing goes viral all the time where it's like, you know, the cyber billing tweet where he's like, why don't you just shut your phone off or whatever. But, like, there is this element where you're like, when you know what's happening, even if you don't see it, like, there is some mental element. Well, because I think the idea is your thing is like, we know it goes away.

I think for some people, you're just like, I think the idea is you're like, no, this is something that I need to, like, deal with. Yeah, I know what you deal with because. And sometimes the dealing with helps. Like, think about everyone like Portnoy was putting on clinics of how to deal with shit, just doing the press conferences and being like, no, you guys are all wrong this and this and this. It sort of does go away a little bit when you say something. That's, yeah, I guess if you, as long as you don't apologize. Just like, yeah. Disappearing isn't always the move.

Yeah, but it's still, if you can just disappear for a period of time and just be like, I'll see you guys in a week and I don't know. People, man, the internet's so like fucking dynamic in that sense where they're like, there's just a new thing. People are going, I'm not like what? The rest of my life, I'm fucking tweeting at Joey Swole about this whole new thing. It's not going to be his whole Kogan shirt. That's for sure.

Exactly. That was the first one. Actually, you know what? The second one, I was going to say the Ozzie thing. I had a hilarious thing, but I don't know if you saw it just because we mentioned Canadian stuff quickly. You had the Canadian hockey player drama and the Justin Trudeau

is apparently dating Katie Perry now? I saw that. What a delicious little piece of gossip. And Katie Perry's not particularly popular online right now either. No, no. What a delicious piece of gossip. That's a huge piece of gossip. I mean, dude. And apparently Liam Nisim and

Pam Anderson. So I've been over... I got pure girl gossip right now, man. Yeah, yeah. The Liam Neeson, whatever. That's fine. I got no, uh, but yeah, the, uh, Katie Perry, I don't know, I don't know how that happened. But I mean, look, again, he comes from, his dad was a crazy pussy hound. I know. It's in his blood. Like, you think he's a pussy hound now?

And his son's like a fucking, uh, son's like a sound cloud rapper now? Sounds like a, you know, fucking zoomer sound cloud rapper. But like, that's the thing. Genetically, even though Trudeau is such a fucking pussy, like as a person and such a bitch, like he has that pussy hound in him. Oh, he's got the hound in him for sure. Oh, big time. And he has the hound persona, man.

And he was the kind of, like, way of God. Yeah, he's literally white. Progressive king. That's like a white night sex pest if I've ever seen one. He has like the fucking genetics. You want to talk about genes?

Good genes? That guy has the sex pest white night genetics. The thing there was the podcast, our buddy told us about it. There's like, I can't remember the name of it, but it's some big, like, left wing podcast right now

and there's three of them. And then one of them, uh, some girl accused him of sex pasting. And then, uh, they both, the two of them turned on him.

and then there was the second member it was like oh yeah there was four members and two of them in like a two weeks span yeah yeah I got fire for it I don't know I don't know if it's some gaming but it's just such a crazy situation you have to like denounce your like best friend in a week because like one person on the internet says something yeah one person was like

he hit on me at a bar I'm sorry I mean actually I'm not even to minimize it because like usually with those people it's like no he might have actually been a rapist I don't know who knows yeah who knows I'm like actually I don't even want to like generally when it's like the when it's like more normal people when they're not like super super far left like you're saying you don't trust the white

nights no hell no i mean we saw it happen a million times fucking yeah before it's like dude me too was just like every white knight was just getting fucking smoked you got that guy other people were getting smoked too though Canadian hockey players as you said hockey players which so a little update five NHL players who were on trial for rape in london ontario were all exonerated last week this was going on for like three years years i mean literally they all got kicked out of the nchl one of them i think alex formington used to play for the senators was like a construction worker now like these guys were like prime of their careers all like solid nchl players too like all basically just got kicked out of the nchl like uh guilty before proven guilty

essentially um and then uh you know all got anyways they were all exonerated and like essentially like all these details came out because the judge like there was like two mist trials and then the judge basically was like I'm just gonna decide what's a mistrial exactly uh just I don't I don't like exactly basically like either there's some like procedural issue or there's like an issue with like a juror and they had to like I don't know I don't know exactly the like what the details of it were but essentially she something goes on where they say it can't be a fair trial yeah like initially they were going to be juror trials like you know 12 12 jurors just like standard and then

the judge was like I'm going to decide we're going to make it just like the judge decides the verdict. So then the judge read the verdict. Essentially everybody, like, you know, the story is like this girl went back to these guys' room. It was like, there was like an awards banquet for like Canadian junior hockey players in London, Ontario. She like basically got a train, ran on her kind of deal.

There's nothing more than hockey players love we did a sketch where... We love it. We actually did a sketch where it was two guys, two hockey players and the one goes, hey, I'm going to, so I'm going to take this girl upstairs. The guy goes, all right, I'll finish my beer. I'll be right up. He goes, no, I was thinking about going alone, he's like, it's gotten into you, man.

Are we not a team? Is everything all right? Yeah. I'm starting to feel like you're not a team player out here. But so basically, this is just a hog in the puck a lot. This is like one of those things were like, she did this thing and then, you know, she had a boyfriend, like regretted it. Like, she settled with hockey Canada. I think she got like three or five million dollars. She did. She did. In all the civil settlement. Oh, you know what? I forgot. Dude, it's all coming back to me. There was so much details of this trial. And one of the crazy parts,

about that was that they were taking that money it was basically like minor hockey that plays that money so people were essentially signing their kid up like their 12 year old up to play like house league hockey yeah and that money was going to like settle rape trials or whatever and yeah exactly and it was just like they settled to probably like not have this come out but then she's still like you know and she just like obviously did a thing she regretted but like so there was uh you know the judge like basically gave this like four, it was like three or four hour, like read off this thing about basically

how she arrived to the conclusions. And essentially she's like, on the evidence, you know, she said that the woman was the aggressor in this scenario. She literally, she says she had masturbated in front of them, demanded, is anyone going to bang me and even called the young men

pussies for their reluctance to have sex with her? Wow. Okay, and then not only that, so then they, the guys, because this was like not that long ago, like where this is like, I think this was post me too or around me too. So the guys were actually pretty cognizant. You're like,

this can really fuck up our lives. So, like this is when like that kind of idea was out there. So then they have a video of her before this. They go, well, we need a video of you like consenting to all this stuff. Right.

And so they got a video of her being like, yeah, I consent to this. Responsible train. Honestly, it's like the most. Like, this is the thing during me too.

You're like, this is essentially good. This is what you do. People were doing stuff like that. Like making sure they get the messages. Yeah, yeah. But this is even. further than that this is like a proof of life kind of like this is like a proof of train consent

essentially proof of trains being like yo like i need this on video like you consenting to this because it's to fuck up our lives if if you don't do this so she did it how did that not like stop this kind of earlier that you would think so but i mean it is Canada i don't know i like and so anyways they had a video of her consenting and then all these women like obviously when they got exonerated all these women were like on the internet you see me like yeah the fact that they even had like uh this this proof of consent video proves their guilt and you're just like what what do you mean yeah why yeah you're like why like this is like can can a woman not because if she said no then they would have been like well then that's that yeah that's that exactly yeah if they were

like yeah she's like i'm not fucking doing a proof of consent video and they're like get the fuck at our hotel room then like no thanks we're like we have promising lives ahead of us and yeah because they've seen fuck yeah so anyways and then so this like but like it's just so funny like it's just so funny like the discourse among women where they're like women literally have zero agency to the point where if a woman makes a video being like I consent they go that's proof of guilt yeah it's crazy but so they had all these things but now all these guys are still banned from the nchel like uh likely will not be reinstated no team will pick them up they all have to go fucking play in russia probably wasn't one guy playing there already one guy was playing there already yeah but i mean again you're

like if you're like carter heart like i think he was the first overall pick he was like you know goalie for the flyers like very rare for a goalie to be like ever even like a first round pick and he was like first I think he was first or second overall and you're like yeah he's got to go he doesn't want to play in Russia he wants to play the NHL I won the NHL dig him back now after this like fucking just optics I guess probably you know wow one of those things where you're like yeah I don't know even though they're exonerated it's just like we are like family entertainment essentially is how they like build themselves and so they're just like these guys are just like fucked.

It is crazy because you get these details where she's calling them pussies for not fucking her. Dude, if hockey players know that they're like they can't do trains anymore like, do you think that hockey enrollment? Way down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's going to hurt hockey. Or is it way up for some guys that are like, I don't have to do trains anymore?

I'm sure some guys are happy if they're breathing a sigh of relief that no more trains are required of them. I'm sure they don't love trains. Some guys that are. Yeah, they're not my favorite. it thing to do, but I'm sure some guys are gonna be like, fuck, I don't know. So Chris Robinson had the joke where he's like, there's two

people that love trans hockey players and gangsters. Yeah, yeah. That's true. Well, that, Ozzy, Osbourne couldn't die in peace. So basically there's two different ones, but this is probably my... So when Ozzy Osbourne died,

he was getting shit because he supports Israel, right? And people were like, this is, you know, his legacy is tainted. And this is the article that was fucking, yeah, I knew you we like the same one. The most rock and roll thing about Ozzy Osbourne was his defense of Israel. Actually, kids,

doing homework's cool. So, yeah, because they were, this was by, oh shit, who was that article? Because I have a fake one. It's like Wall Street Journal or something? A telegraph.

Yeah. But basically, the first article was they're posthumously canceling Ozzy Osbourne for performing in Israel and so he performed in Israel

the first part kind of wasn't true they were saying like this year he did some whole tour in Israel and donated all this money and then that part wasn't true but he did he was like a big supporter

but it was really because his share the bottom line was everything he did Sharon Osborne was sharing right? Yeah it was her thing yeah she was a fucking she was like a industry

like Titan weirdly like I don't know if you remember she was arguing with like the insane clown posse on stern back in the day like she's a fucking weird woman yeah no i didn't i didn't uh but apparently she's the big like israel person and then she kind of got him to do it did he even know where the fuck he was that's what i'm saying that's kind of my argument she was like yeah this is literally like yeah it's literally like yeah it's literally like

burney's and israel supporter and go yeah but also it's like let the man blinked in a week let the man fucking die in peace like it's like they're out of control these people yeah but yeah the most rock and roll thing about Ozzy Osbourne was his defense of Israel they said he bit off the head of a bat table danced at the White House spent time in jail and took so many drugs they could have killed him but perhaps the wildest thing

he did was stand up for Israel at a time that fight way crazy with him biting the head off the bat that's what he's going to be remembered for is his defense of Israel Israel's right to exist hey kids you're right that is rock and but you know what's really rock and roll

supporting A-PAC that's what's really rock and roll giving 10% of your income in A-PAC Yeah you know it's really Rock and roll letting A-Bag in the office if you're a congressman Dude just got

sanctions Yeah that's what's really rock and roll Well that's his legacy man Good legacy to have But all this stuff You know When it came to the hockey players

Ozzy Osbourne Holkogen. The reason it's all political is because we talked about this a bit last week, but the Pager of Pascal thing, if that guy was not, like, women decide 100% if they like them, and then whatever they do, they accept. Total free pass.

Yeah, it's always the same joke where it's like, what's the difference between, you know, assault and cute is whether you thought you like the guy. Well, I mean, I don't know like the fucking Just for Last thing that's happening right now. I don't know if we want to discuss that. I can't remember. What was it? I said in the group chat. yesterday where it was like fucking i couldn't find the person

oh basically i i mean it's it's it's been going around comedy drama comedy drama but it's like this fucking chick was essentially like yeah this guy raped me and he raped two other women in 2016 then became trans and then just for laughs like booked him on like some new faces thing and then i just like went to them and i was like hey this guy's like a rapist and they're and just for us is run by all women basically now and then she's like yeah this guy's like a rapist and they're like, yeah, we're not going to kick him off the show. And she's just like, what?

It's like, Shane Gillis got kicked off of S&L because he did a Chinese accent. And essentially the chicks are like, yeah, no, we like her. We like her. And like, that was that. It's just like one of those things. Trans was that the...

I guess. They're like, yeah, we have like a trans quota. So it's like we're not going to be able to hit our quota if we get rid of this person or whatever. But it was like, the classic thing where you're like, if this was a dude, which it is a dude, but if it was a dude, if it was a dude, but if it was a dude, like, presenting as a dude.

And they're like, it was unjust for laughs. And then they're like, three women were like, yo, this guy raped me. They're like, yeah, this guy's like banned for life. I can't imagine there's any regular, like, white dudes that have three accusations. Three accusations, they're just hard our accusations. Yeah, hard our accusations.

They would just be like, yeah, they're like, yeah, we're going to remove him from the programming. And then, because again, it's all run by chicks, but they're like, they have this crazy, like, I've seen guys get kicked out of the, all of the system for a level. lot fucking less than that. Dude, we know guys who fucking literally

have disappeared off the face of the earth. We have a body that the girl wrote an article saying that he was verbally abusive so she kept having diarrhea everywhere because of it. She actually actual article saying that he was verbally abusive and he gave him diarrhea and like five years later he was still like

Pete girls were like messaging clubs being like just so you know you have an abuser and like what the abuse was they're saying he like yelled at her once and it stressed her out and she got diarrhea. Diary are going to something i mean we had the other guy other guy maybe that's what happened to me

yeah i'm being abused the other guy in canada fucking literally it was like had a show on cbc and then this girl was like yeah we've talked about it but like oh yeah this is i was the real victim because i was actually supposed to be on the show yeah right lost fucking full days pay probably like 1200 bucks yeah but they literally the uh chick was like well let me too stuff

she was like yeah it's like he we did a show and he dropped me off and i was like you want to come in and like smoke a joint or whatever and then she smoked the joint she's like i started feeling weird and then I asked him to leave and he left and I locked the door and then I now realized years later that he was trying to drug and rape me and that was it, that was just it

for him and the guy was like I didn't nor did a, I didn't do this stuff B I don't do drugs he's like he's like I don't do it I didn't do that I wasn't trying to drug and rape her like I'm like not that guy at all and they were just like you're gone that's it and literally

I don't know one person who has ever heard from his sense he legitimately just walked into the ocean yeah I know and never came out. Dude, literally, he's living under a bridge right now. Legitimately,

and he had, and I never will get my $1,200 dollars, Canadian dollars, $400, American. But, uh, he just walked into a bridge, never to be seen again now.

Yeah, like literally the entire industry was just like shunned him completely and you're like, this fucking guy is like, yeah, the three credible rape accusations and they're just like,

yeah, that's fine, whatever, we're like, we already made the lineup. It's like, we can't replace him. Yeah,

we're on a budge. here. Yeah, we're on a budget here. We can't have placed them or him. It is funny because, like, you could see the cracks happening in this stuff because, like, the girl who made this post and then, like, fucking, uh... She was as scared to pull it out probably, too, right? Probably, but she made this post and she called, she called the guy, like, a cockroach

in her dress or whatever. Cockroachian, man. These are, like, super liberal women, right? Like, these are all, like, super liberal... I don't know. I didn't think I know. I don't know who she is. I just know this is the case.

But then, like, you see. a lot of like the comments like all the women are like supporting her and like calling the guy he and stuff which is you're like I think these women might get more trouble than that dude it's quite a little paradox right I know because they're like now they're like ah this fucking I don't know

about this trans stuff cockroach and a dress cockroach and a dress crazy and like literally like the odds are that like this woman will suffer more like career repercussions over this thing probably than the trans person

Whereas, yeah, the Pedro Pascal thing And by the way, the girls Seemed to be fine with it. My take last episode, as I was saying, that he's like, he's a, he's a weasel the type of guy that's always doing this stuff. And I watch some of the videos afterwards and there's some pretty crazy shit.

But he has anxiety, right? He says he has, guys saying that he has anxiety, so it's like, he's like, I'm sorry, the only thing that works for my anxiety is when I honk your wife's breast. Okay, his anxiety never, honestly, never makes him seem to have to grab any guys

though. The anxiety only grabs women. Real handsy with women. He never grabs guys. I said, do you remember that sketch on SNL from the 90s with the Italian restaurant where they're all fucking Kirstie Alley? And they're like, Belisima. And they're like, they're just Italian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking her on the table.

And like, please. With your wife. Yeah, with your wife. And you go, these Italians in their culture. That's Pedro Pascal with his anxiety. He never seems to have to do it with a guy. Yeah, no. No, he just He told people that he, and by the way, if you have a buddy that's like fucking 50 years old and you're just like I have no choice but to touch your wife's face you're just like the fuck did you just say yeah i know i know you're like fucking stop touching my wife screw off yeah but i guess he's so famous now that they just what do you do you do you do it's your buddy's wife don't forget you might also be famous or you know your wife famous person to famous person still a hierarchy yeah i guess i have no choice but to honk the boob for anxiety he places his hand or reaches out to someone close to him help manage his anxiety he helps manage his anxiety

during a high stress moment like red carpets and press tours a grown ass man they'd get fucking I have too much anxiety I need to touch your that also pathetic because you're like you got famous at 50 you're like you haven't prepared for this at all like this is so overwhelming for you at this point I know it's so this isn't like you're like oh I've been a child I've been like an actress my growth my emotional growth is stuff you've been acting for 30 years before you really popped off yeah literally 30 you should be able to handle this stuff you would think so like a red carpet Like, isn't this kind of like what you were going for? Yeah, it's not the four-year-in comedian that just like went viral on the internet.

It's a lot to handle at the time. This is the guy who, this is the guy who almost was famous 40 times. Right. Yeah, yeah. And you're like far from some overnight success. You're like complete opposite. Touch is one of the most powerful. And then they also brought in some fucking clinical psychologist women to be like it's actually reasonable.

Yeah, put this guy in 500 pounds in a mega hat. See if they're still agreeing. Yeah, yeah. Tell me of you think, oh, it's cool of Larry the cable guy manages to say, this way. Managing anxiety by touching your wife's fucking neck and a caressal. Tim Allen is caressing your wife's neck

because of his bad anxiety. Still like it? I actually want to see if these people think the exact same way about Donald Trump Jr. Managing anxiety by touching your wife's neck. Touching one's own chest, particularly in a slow, intentional way can be a form of effective touch,

a self-soothing gesture self-touch stimulates the vagus nerve part of the body's psychosomatic nerve psychosomatic like that's the first time I think I've seen psychosomatic

in the wild which controls vital functions like digestion heart rate so they're trying to sell it on it so it's good for his digestion he's his digestion he's got to fucking handle her like a bowling ball

for his digestion fuck right up stopping an anxiety attack might not always require another person though well this is what they said they go they basically said that

sometimes he can touch himself instead of the person you're like yeah do that yeah do more of that please yeah it's definitely like the fucking husband and he goes you know I heard you can actually

just touch yourself yeah that's also an option you don't do that fondling my wife why don't you stick to that one I tried just touching yourself why don't you stick to that one there buddy

oh yeah you wouldn't oh you wouldn't want me to have an anxiety tech, would you there, Fred? I mean, literally the whole, like, fucking machine is just kind of buttressing him from any kind of allegations down the line. The machine, the machine is so willing to jump in front of a bullet for a man that they deem, they... Yeah, because he's just, like, kind of in touch with his feelings. And you go, he's doing a lot of other feelings.

Boys, this weekend, I will be in Tulsa for four shows, then Appleton, Columbus, Milwaukee has just been put on the book, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Baltimore, Eugene, York, Fort Worth, and Dallas, Texas. See you on the road. Ryan Longcomedy.com. And catch me, Saratoga Springs, August 22nd, 23rd, and I'll be in Dallas as well. Ticket to Dannycom. Check it out. It's crazy, the amount that it's all decided on whether or not they like him or not.

Yeah, they're just like you. The chicks, the powers that be in the chicks that like you, you're going to pass for anything. Speaking of chicks, what did you tell me about the WMBA? Oh, my God. Those fucking WMBAs having a week. a week so first one was this player

during play her wig fell off and then literally like her wig falls off and then she has to like grab her wig and like run down the tunnel like an injury it's so funny I can't play because my wig came off like dude imagine you're like

WNBA finals two minutes to go fucking tie game and you're like star player your wig comes off and you can't play the last two minutes. That's like a year of school where the guys had the yamacos on hand to hold them with one hand. They have to triple with the one hand. They keep their wig on. Was the wig black girl or white girl?

Black girl? Obviously. I was just wondering if it was a weird one. No, no, no, it wasn't a white girl with cancer. It was just a black woman. I was thinking maybe she did dreads it was like wig or situation. No, I don't know. There's a white, black girl.

Her wig comes off and then, uh, and then, yeah, so she had to like go to the locker room to do her wig up, which is so funny. And then a guy was, like, chirping, like, making fun of her. And then they kicked him out of the game because you're not allowed to hurt WNBA players feeling. Do they have a no-chirp policy? I mean, I guess. I don't know. No nothing about their physical appearance.

I mean, do you understand the horrendous shit that probably gets said at, like, a fucking NBA game? Like, dude, you literally have to, like, I'm not saying that, like, guys never get kicked out of NBA games or anything. Like, it does happen. But, like, you have to literally, like, threaten their family. Yeah. Like with violence. I was going to say soccer players, there's certain people where it's like, if you do wrong, you're like, they're going to kill you.

Oh, yeah, they'll kill you. That's like more of the fans of the own team, though. Yeah. This is just like, yo, LeBron's in town and you're like, yo, LeBron, I'm going to fucking kill your family or whatever. They're like, yeah, they'll kick you out for that. You have to make specific threats. Yeah, you'll get banned for that.

You're not, no, like, you suck. And they're like, hey, you're hurting LeBron's feelings. You're going bald. Yeah. It would be the male equivalent. Yeah, yeah. Look at your fucking bald head, Lebron. look at a fucking hairline like a nice hairline lebron yeah you're not getting kicked out for that no never but

uh and then last night at a wmba game someone threw a green dildo on the court during play there was a whole thing they were fucking had to stop play and which i mean that unfortunately something like that happens and it ruins it for everybody else who just brings green dildos right exactly next like i'm like i just it's like my security blanket i just like pedro pascal yeah i just need a green dildo with me and now can't get it into a WMBA game, even though I was never going to throw it on the court. And now you can't get hard at the WMBA guy. Yeah. Well, you're sitting on your Green Dilda. Yeah, I was going to say, what am I supposed to sit

on? Those seats are uncomfortable. That's what you're security blank? You're trying to make Danny have an anxiety attack? Yeah, so the WMBA is struggling right now with scandals. Scandles. Let's talk T-Ap, because this is the mother load right here, my friends.

Divisive new app lets women put dates on blast, and men are freaking out digital vigilanteism. And a lot of these... And the hack, of course. The hack, yes. Yeah, the hack. So, no, I had articles in order. Which wasn't even a hack.

Which not even a hack. Yeah. Right. So they had this app where girls could go on and talk shit about... I was just thinking that earlier where I go, we do have so many Chinese social credit system things here. We're like, the amount that people are like, we know what are we

can have social credit system like China and you go, you do. You do. Yeah, yeah. This is literally a social credit system for man dating is a fucking wild nightmare because like a lot of the type of like the idea that you go yeah there's some dudes out there that are bad you go and there's no crazy women none none yeah yeah it's taking crazy women and putting a gun in their hand i don't even know if this thing like i was thinking about it i'm like i don't really know how beneficial even an app like this is for women because like you know it's still like you know probably like the top 10% of women i don't know if so like for people who don't know they have this t app or whatever it's

like rating women then some they had a public folder. So I tried to sign up for it, actually. Actually, I should see if I got in yet. I tried to sign up for it, but you have to do a facial thing. So I grab one of the wigs. Did you take a facial? Yeah, yeah, I have to take a facial. So you go, you have to do a facial. You go, they go, that's not what we meant. You go,

oops, well, then I do that for nothing. Oh, so, yeah, yeah. So it says I haven't been accepted, but I just threw a wig on. So basically, Tiap, transphobic. You have to be a passing transphobic. Did you actually put a wig on? Legitimately. You have to take a fucking photo.

to get in. When did you do this? Like two days ago. Because I want to get in. Because it's essentially, it's literally just an extension of the are we dating the same guy. I know.

Just in app form, right? But no, this is also like, it's not just that. It's like, I went on a date with a guy. He's bad news. It's a review system for men. But that's similar to, but it's just like,

are we dating the same guy is, it's all like threads. It's not really like searchable in a good way. But this is, are you dating the guy as that? This is people just, people are posting like reviews of guys they weren't even dating yeah yeah yeah like just so you know I work with this guy is bad yeah his breath smells like literally there was like whatever stuff like and the

thing is women are like this is like a safety app because like the women who are like oh because anyway someone leaked like 72,000 photos because they had a public folder because you have to take this photo and they say we'll delete your photo but I guess an earlier version of the app they never deleted it they just put all the photos with driver's licenses and location in just like a public folder So someone on 4chanwin found it And then they made a PVP app Player versus Player Player versus Player yeah

Where you can literally like rank them I had it T-spill games T-spill. Fun I thought it was Doug games So I think there was one But it got And then they took all the girls

That were giving the guys bad ratings Put them on a thing And you could just rank them So you can Uh That's pretty funny The whole thing is just like a hilarious... So you can see the top 50 and the bottom 50.

So, and here's the thing. So if you're like in the top 50, probably this app is maybe beneficial for you because you do have a lot of options. But like those bottom 50 people, like you're just like weeding out these guys who are just like, you probably don't really deserve...

Like obviously if some dude's like, yeah, this guy beat the shit out of me. But if it's like some guy who you're like, yeah, he offered to like, he wanted to split the bill. Yeah. You're like, I'm sorry. You're in split the bill territory.

okay I hate to break it to you but like you're in split the bill country yeah all right like if you you think you're like you're like that's what you're in that's the league you're in and it's like if you think you're like you're just going to be left with nobody you're like if I'm weeding out yeah you're like oh I'm weeding out the bottom 10% you're in the bottom 1% and by the way if there was an app the other way about you you wouldn't be doing that great either no I mean the bottom of that for girls would just be like does she look similar with the bodycount dot com yeah how does the makeup look like yeah just like yeah what's it look like when the clothes them off.

It's like... Does the body come out just like boosh? Just tears layers upon layer. Go-gung. Go-gung.

Or just like, how, yeah, would women want that where they're just like, hey, just, you know, this girl has like a fucking like,

like loose skin on her stomach. Yeah. And like, I don't know. She's fucking... Caesarean scars. Yeah, yeah.

She like kicked my cat or something. You're like, you know, just weird shit. I mean, I'm sure there's a lot. Chubbier in real life. Guys don't care about that.

Like, if a chick's hot and literally, like, she set my fucking house on fire. The guy version would be all this other stuff. It would be just like, yeah, she looks beat without the makeup. Like, she's a bit, like, you know. Yeah. But again, every guy is just like,

I still take the shot. There's like weird hands. Weird things go harsh shit like that. They would fucking drive her nuts. But again, guys like, would be like weird hands. You'd be like, more for me. Well, girls might be like that to some of these. But again, it's, well, they said they were like in the article.

They're just like, well, uh, well, that's why, uh, and men, men wonder. why women choose the bear over the man and you're like, yeah, you didn't start a whole website designed to fucking trash talk the bear. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And yeah, you're like, this is a bear safety app and you're like, yeah, the fucking bear smells. You're like, what does this have to do with safety?

It's like literally 2% safety and 98% gossip, which is women's nature. Yes. It's, it's, there is like a small element of safety and then a high element of like shaming. Shaming and gossip. And you're like, but again, you're like, I don't think this is like beneficial

for most women on a site like this because you're just like so what you're whittling down the like you obviously haven't found someone that's why you're on here you're like you haven't had any luck in relationships and now you just want to whittle the pool down even more like you want to reduce the pool you're like you're right there were some on here that were aggressive meth addict

will abuse you yeah has a secret life with a gay older man sure if that's even true if that's true but again it's like some chick would just be like his dick couldn't get it hard must be gay buddy I know nine women where it's like she moved to a different city and changed her name four times where like we just kept we would like she'd pop back up on facebook with a new

name in a new city and you just be like whoa these good ones are nuts crazy yeah like get ready for her to hit you up on fucking the first of the month because you can't pay her rent but yeah yeah i guess that's what all this ends up where it's just like everyone's always out there but you go and jen z's not dating as much and not having sex as much and you're like yeah they i mean it's so high risk these days man no i know this is like fucking and this is you know this is probably follows you around forever This is like, this is on your permanent record, right? That is another thing is like they put those on there.

It's on your permanent record. If you're a normal guy, it's not like you have a ton of news articles. So the first thing they come up when they do you name is a T. It just feels like a society you don't want to really live in. No, no, it's not a good thing. What do they call that a low-trust society? Yeah. And you're like, yeah, and there's probably you can't even get it removed.

Like, you can't be like, that's the thing. You can be like, this is a lie. Being a restaurant that has two bad Yelp reviews and then it's been screwing you over for the rest of your life and now your family can't make a living. Yeah. And I'm sure this happens. I mean, dude, imagine like you're trying to just get a job and they Google you and you're like, comes up and you have. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Unfounded? Yeah, you're like a meth out of it. Didn't the guy sue once in one? I imagine there could be some recourse if there is like, you know, if this is ruining your life. You're like, it's slander. That's slander. You're like it's not true. But I guess you could sue the TEP.

I don't know. I don't know if the TEP removes liability. They go, we didn't post this. We're just like similar to, you know, like an Instagram. So maybe they sue the girl. section 230 thing yeah does T app have to section two 30 I don't know where they're like yeah we just fucking we're not a publisher well Danny here's uh I don't know if you agree with this but they said men need to lower their standards on dating apps new study shows everyone needs to lower their

standards your policy is everyone they're saying men but then okay so they did a big study and it was kind of going viral this is one's by New York Post but I don't think that was the original study but the reason it's so crazy is the reason they said this it's like it's literally the girl math study where they go well, how they decided how attractive someone is is how many swipes they get and then based on that

they said that you have your attractiveness and then are you swiping on people that are similar or higher right? And they go yeah except men will swipe on everything so all these fours they're like well they got a lot of swipes they're actually a seven and it was just like they like girl math this study and it doesn't make sense you're like

yeah women are more picky yeah women are more picky which made them seem more attractive based on your system that doesn't actually decide what you're evacuating is yeah you know let's talk about actual real life here you're like how you have to you have one of the guys who you're actually like you know have introduced you to their friends that's true because they're like no brother they're basically deciding what women's worth is buying on who would fuck them it's like no you decide a woman's worth on who will date them exactly

and you decide a man's worth on who will fuck yeah oh yeah you're fucking worth so high because some dude 'll come over at four a m after four other girls with their patting the woman's stats with the fact that a guy will go to her house at 4 a.m. and smash it and smash it and pass it. I mean, I guess if they want to live in fantasy land, that's their right. Yeah, but I think it is fantasy land, but I also think it was just girl math study for girl purposes. Yeah, I mean, again, this is fucking crazy.

You're like, again, it's like every, if you are dating and you're like, yeah, I can't find anybody who's like guy or girl, just incrementally lower your standards and there's, you have a market clearing price and eventually, like, you'll find some. somebody like market clearing prison it is like dude it's like fucking econ 101 yeah it really is you're just like yeah you're you have your supply demand curves yes too far out in one of the curves that's a mistake you're me again

well some people are a little too picky for example Indian tourists uh in Pataya complain a girl's chest was too small after they undressed and then called the cops so called the cops is the most hello Hello police This is a Hindu stand times This is the most Hindu stand times

article you've ever seen in your life These three Indian dudes went to Thailand Found the same prostitute Asked her for a three for one deal Yeah definitely there was a discount involved That's the thing Dude can you imagine you and your boy Two of them like the three of you

Try to find one prostitute and get a three for one Yeah you go what kind of deal can we get if we all And then you all just like standing out in the room Like in the hallway while your buddy's hitting it And then you cut this crazy it's your turn dude any news are nuts and then they

alleged promise to pay the sex worker and left the hotel under the pretext of withdrawing trash withdrawing cash instead they called the cop the tourists claimed they were unhappy with her figure especially her chest was too small

this is a tie girl too by the time what are you expecting big gazumas but this is the that's hilarious three Indian bros trying to get a prostitute she made them put down a deposit yeah so then they're like we want

our deposit back you gotta be this is something else that's like one of those things where you go yeah guys the deposit's gone let's just get out of here it's just so funny yeah 100% and by the way we're crazy yeah this is like we lost

the deposit it takes a specific type of psycho to be like yeah deposit back and you know it's a deposit it's so funny you don't get deposits back that's why it's a deposit yeah it's like yeah and by the way I'm sure that sometimes there's probably plenty of times

where the prostitutes are not going to be exactly what she looked for her. Also, this wasn't even on a website. They met her at a bar. So you're like, you sized her up. I just can't. It's like, there's certain things you haggle and certain things you don't haggle. Sure. But it's like three Indian dudes haggling with a prosodoo, getting

back. Right. It's their culture. Okay. They can't stop haggling. They love to haggle. That's just the fucking, that part of the world, man. The Israelis love to haggle. The Arabs love to haggle. It's just part of the culture. It's part of their culture. They can't stop haggling. They love to haggle.

And a stress. world, mermaiding gains popularity in the D.C. area. It's funny that D.C. is the number one spot for this. We're just like all... Yeah, all these like people that are just obsessed with politics and then go back and pretend to be a mermaid.

And then blow off some steam. It's fucking Chuck Schumer fucking at a city pool and a fucking mermaid costume. That's what the... Hey, listen, that is the option for the women now. It's like, you're a mermaid now. I don't know what to tell you. It's spreading through the Washington reason... I would... If you're dating a girl,

decides she's going to be a mermaid. You're in real fucking hell. Man, nothing worse than your fucking wife's bringing that on you. He goes, I'm getting into a mermaid now. Living here is fast. Everything's fast. There's traffic. There's so many people.

It feels like suffocating. To escape, you need something magical. There's a whole Netflix series on this. And they said that they focused on the several aspiring mermaids and their journey to earn admittance into elite pods. So they consider this a high honor to be one of the elite mermaids. And they're sort of getting bullied by the other crappy mermaids. Didn't we like cover us?

some weird, like fat... The fat mermaid wasn't even better. But this isn't a fat mermaid because some of them are normal size. The mermaid thing... Dude, what happens next after girls get like super into politics is always that like as they get into their 30s

then they get into like wacky subcultures. Yeah. I mean, as far as wacky subcultures go, I feel like this is fairly tame. And you're getting some exercise. I think the real problem is algorithm screwing people because if you get in the mermaid algorithm, it's like the same with like anyone over 70,

whatever algorithm they're like upset they're like in they just think that's the internet they're like they don't understand like I think older people have like a really hard time with the idea that their algorithm is like a very curated weird thing tuned to them yeah yeah like they think people still don't get that so they get into these

like wacky subcultures and they just think it's like they think it's a lot more normal that it is because they're like well I keep seeing it everyone must be keep seeing it yeah I mean it's gonna be tough when they have a drowning well they're all gay and neurodivergent essentially there's also a lot of people who feel they need acceptance whether they bring neurodivergent or LGBT blah blah blah but yeah so that's

so there's yeah mermaid i mean again if like if you had a lot of options of like your chick getting into something would be the worst thing wouldn't be my least favorite mermaid you know you have just like you're going to a pool yeah oh for sure they're weird it is a weird subculture and they're going to get into weird other subcultures this is not you you think it's just they go and swim in a pool no no no no no you i mean i wouldn't love where you go so it's just chicks And you go, no, there's dudes too. And you go, what? There's dude, there's mermaans?

Mm-hmm. I don't like that. No, it is, this is the very much, at the very minimum, it's the gateway to some other real wacky shit. Yeah. At the worst, it's also its own wacky shit. Yeah, there's a photo in the article of a guy in his mermaid thing. What are you doing, man? Yeah, this guy works as a fucking DNC, you know, operative.

And then that night he goes and pretends to be a mermaid. Yeah, hey man, you got to blow off some. steam, I guess. They were talking about the DNC, how they were trying to appeal to men again and they had this whole thing. Who was trying to appeal to me? How the DNC was trying to appeal to the men

and someone had a funny comment where he was just like, the math on the equation of trying to appeal to like super liberal, like TikTok woman and also men is just there is no Venn diagram. So it is an impossible equation to solve. That's true. Yeah, there's like minimal overlap. Well, because there was a whole article where they were

saying they were getting into weightlifting and basically there was a lot of, uh, like four or five like democrat people i can't remember what like running for this and that they were basically doing the rfk where they're posting videos of like weightlifting stuff like that and it's funny because there's like three or four of them they were posting videos of them uh weightlifting and doing all this sort of stuff kind of like you know manly manly manly manly man man man man but then afterwards then they did articles about it they go they ask them about like you know is that a thing you guys are into weightlifting he goes honestly that it's not a man thing

weightlifting is for everyone and he like immediately had to all, he was, he did all these weightlifting photos and then immediately had to, uh, start telling people about how like, and it's not even a man thing. Actually, weightlifting's for everyone. Even wheelchair people, women should weight lifting. And you're just like, but the whole reason you were doing these is to try to appeal to men and they couldn't even stick with it for one second. I mean, there's a reason why they're fucking approval ratings in the absolute dumps.

Yeah, despite the fact that Trump's doing crazy as shit always. I know. They're just literally just worth fucking throwing shit against the wall, so you know what sticks. Is weightlifting? Is that something? You know, I don't know. That is actually what the church is doing, too, because we had the article about that. The church is just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks.

Yeah. Because they're trying, they have a whole thing where they're basically trying, the church is trying to have like a social media campaign to get people involved. Because the new, we've been following this for a while where they're always just like, maybe it's trans people. It's like maybe we hate trans people. Like they can't figure out what. They can't figure out.

Now it goes, hunky priests. And they decided hunky priests in social media campaigns. If it weren't for the dog caller, the road. the occasional background of a church one would be forgiven for thinking judging by his Instagram profile that Father Masea was a fitness influencer rather than a man of faith

so they have all these like young hot dudes sure that are like priests and they go we're fucking sick I was saying that it's funny I was going it's always weird when I see like a guy holding with like a small dog in human clothes especially when I'm with my girlfriend who I have naked and a dog call

it's like awkward awkward opposite day but yeah Vatican turns to hot briefs to spread faith I wonder how that's going to work out for them they don't yeah they don't really know what they're doing I mean you'll get some chicks you'll get some chicks even though these dudes are celibate do you think this is the move Catholic are the celibate ones right I think they need like more like some of these country musician guys like to start talking about the Lord a little more that would be good for them yeah I mean yeah that's

a good one but uh yeah i mean i guess you'll get some fucking chicks on the internet who are lonely who goes oh maybe but again you're like he took a vow of celibacy yeah so it's like this guy's off limits i bet you they're all crushing they always have scandals there's no way

dude this guy's legitimately just wearing a speedo in the priest's collar yeah literally looks like a stripper you hire yeah he looks like Chris Farley Chippendale's sketch what a punisher's friends although some priests have had pushback from the superiors against publishing photos

of them at the beach at the gym it is crazy seeing a priest just like at the beach the response from the other church members have been largely positive yeah he's saying you know like me seeing you on that boat

with like a bunch of hot chicks on your lap was like maybe a little off brand for the church it's not the I mean it's better it wasn't kids but still not I do the thing it's funny that they always try to make

they always sort of try to do a thing where they everyone for their every politics talks about what Jesus would like, you know, and they're like, when they say Jesus would have been, like, loved immigration and stuff like that it's obviously hard to look at any of that stuff with today's eyes, but it also is funny to me when you're, like, in Britain, and they're

like, yeah, God would, Jesus was like all about immigration. It's like, yeah, but it's also possible that God would have looked down and saw a mosque on every corner and you're like you don't love this. Well, God's Muslim, what do you mean? Muhammad would see that and go, yeah. We're talking about a different guy, you go, that's not the real guy.

Yeah, but they always say to Christians, they go, your Christian god would love immigration you go yeah but they probably wanted to be more Christian yeah ideally he would prefer that like I mean otherwise like how cucked would he have to be for it to be like hey we started this religion it's the true religion then we keep importing all these other people that were like no more your religion you're like love it love it like how why would he love that Jesus says forgive everybody so I guess I'll have to forgive that so why would he love that no he wouldn't yeah but it is funny like even just like how we talk about in our industry it's like that's older like just has forced to get like made content all these plumbers have to be

influencers now it's just like the idea of a priest having his like mandatory to social media content he's like he goes fuck i guess i got to give him to the algorithm dude that so the priest at like 50 has to start making he's like 50 who's just like fuck me and all my shit's bombing in the algorithm that fucking crappy Jesus if you're listening please give me a one million view real i've been working so hard i'm just trying to spread your word yeah and best i do is 300 views i can't crack out the algorithm jesus please send me a sign have you tried taking your top off he goes i don't god i'm a man i don't want to do that he goes try taking your top off son trust me and takes off he goes jesus listen to my prayers yeah

i really don't want to god please don't let me do this the three times a day yeah just like if you are like a 55 year old priest that just been kicking in and they're just like you're new the guy comes in he goes new social media everyone does three reels a day to TikToks for Snapchat we got a great editor on the staff just

join the seminary and a whiz with Premier Pro Father Brown can I have a word with you Father Brown I thought we talked about using subtitles on the your captions are a little janky Father Brown

Father, Father, I thought we talked about using spell check on our captions here. Father Jenkins, I'd also like to talk to you. So we're just not color correcting them anymore. Did you film this on a Blackberry or something? Why is the resolution so poor on this? Yeah, a bit of smudgy on the camera there. So I guess you didn't even think to film that again. You just didn't care or, yeah, I guess you just don't want,

I guess you just want the Muslims to take over them, huh? Well, I guess we'll just all. Live in a mosque. How about that? If it's all the same to you. Yeah, that's tough that they have to give into the influence of life.

Hey, um, Father, Father Thomas, uh, can I bring you for a second? Cause, uh,

just weird, because I sent out an email with a list of trending songs that we're supposed to use and, yeah, you didn't do any of the dances that are really popular right now on TikTok. Just kind of wondering what that is.

Did you just not care about this, this church is, you know, what are we know, that stuff too, because all their content's like, basically the same like every fucking all the priests have the all the priest content they just said tell you parts of the bible i guess they can all pick a different part of the bible but for the most part

they're pretty be getting mad than the other guy like hey just noticed you're kind of focusing on four 15 and i did that last week so you're kind of jacking my content yeah what's the fuck you're lifting you're lifting my lifted bible what the hell man pretty big bible kind of couldn't do anything and you just happened to do the same thing i did last week after my thing went viral that's weird super weird so that would stuff out here for the influencers dude that would stink so much

to be a reason just having to do that shit though oh nightmare nightmare and I just want to give I like when the people do these advice columns and people give

terrible advice back worst advice I just want my wife to give me some surprise relief in bed why does it feel like I'm asking for the impossible my wife's 47 I'm 46 been together 20 years

the last 12 months we haven't had sex more than two times in 12 months, two times in a year. She lacked the desire. I would really appreciate the occasional out of the blue hand job here and there. He only wants a hand job. Yeah, that's the thing.

He's not even asking for them fucking moon here. Few times a month, maybe in the morning, blah, blah, blah. I find my emotions swing between anger, resentment, detachment, frustration. This guy's not happy. You have the guy in age you. It's just the response of fucking slate.

To the guy being like, I'm married to this chick. we have sex twice a year. Once to twice a year. Once to twice a year. Yeah. Response. Your wife is experiencing hormonal shifts that interfere with desire. The difficult feelings are probably palpable to your wife and they're a burden to you. Plus, how you feel with them is something you can actually control, unlike your wife's hormones.

Talk to a professional. Get support learning how to deal with your sustained frustration and anger. Talk through why shame is present in your emotional response. Hey, can I get maybe a hand job more than once every six months? You need to go to a therapist. Yeah, you go, but also you're like, it's hormonal. He goes, yeah, my wanting of a hand job is also hormonal. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you go, that's a hormonal thing where I just want to fucking, like, for you to just phone in an age.

I mean, this would be the equivalent of a girl being like, hey, it would be nice if more than once a year you told me I'm beautiful. And you need to go to a therapist to figure out why you feel like that. My hormones are literally like it's hormonal, sorry. You can go see a therapist. Could you touch me, like, in any sort of non-sexual way to cuddle me? And you go, yeah, you need a therapist. Yeah, you need a therapist because obviously you're not, like, in touch with my hormones. Yeah.

There is no, there is no perfect answer for guys in these scenarios. I think that at some point you have no choice but to cheat. I mean, what else could you possibly do if your wife? You've been together with a wife for three years and she goes, oh, I'm not, I'm only going to have sex once a year. You go, what are your options? Yeah, what are your options? You've left me no, you have no choice.

Or, yeah, you just go, I guess, fucking rubbing tugs. Something like that. That's the thing, too. It's like, it seems like if you specifically want the H.J, you're like, there is an entire industry. Tugs kind of has you covered. It seems like. Specifically built around that. And you get a rub. If you just want the tug. Yeah. But I'm saying you get a massage. You get the tug. It's like. But I just think that idea where it's like you marry someone and they're just like, yeah, I don't know. It's like the idea that like someone can think of sex. I've had so many times where I've been with a woman where like early. I feel like maybe. Maybe in like the first, yeah, maybe whatever, in the first two years or something, where the girl'll be like, uh, like wants sex and I don't. And it's just like, yeah, you just do it. Yeah, you just do it. And it's like, yeah, you just do it. And you're just like, yeah, it wasn't really. It's like, sometimes you're just like, I wanted to go to sleep. This is going to be a whole thing. But okay, you just do it. It's just, because it's rude not to. It's just like the, you know, women don't handle that kind of rejection. You don't think it's rude to not have sex with them more than once every six months. If you're in a relationship where they have no choice, but only have sex with you. You don't see that as rude? Yeah, especially if they're trying to. Yeah. Yeah. Like, how does that not, like, qualify into the category of rude? Dude, if you go fucking, you're with a chick and you reject her for sex more than, like, twice. I only want to sex with you once a year. Yeah, they have a meltdown.

Yeah, they'd have a absolute meltdown. If you were with a girl. That's like a crisis. That's like an emotional crisis. Yeah, I have a girl who's like, oh, my husband and one who wants to have sex with me once a year. Yeah, they're like, they're literally like, that's like a crisis level, like, fucking mental break. Yeah, or the other way around, they're like, sounds like the guy needs therapy and just should accept that he has sex for, once a month for you have sex once a year for the rest of your life and that's yeah that's

and the fact that that's bothering you is something you need to work on you need to work on that these slate people need to be you know really have whatever advice columns they have need to be removed because this is something else not good advice yeah do not go to fucking slate we need to start our own advice column we do need to start our own advice column we do need to start our own advice column we're fucking just go robin tugs here's a list of all the local ones what's what What options do you have, you know? She's left you no choice. I mean, it's certainly better option than being like, well, I'm leaving you, but I guess he's

47 and they're married for, I don't know, a while. He's like, I don't want to get. He doesn't want to get divorced, but. And if everything else is fine, you're like, I don't want to, the guy's like, yeah, can I have sex once or twice a month? It's like, he wasn't even asking for much. Yeah, it's not even crazy. Like, we're not talking about a full fucking performance.

Give me five minutes. You're like, oh, I don't want to do that for, she's like, oh, I would hate to do that for five minutes. It was like, it's five minutes. What the fuck? Yeah, it's not like some whole fucking 45-minute production. It's not doing commas, pulling out the comma sutra and doing all the moves. That's so crazy for her girl to be like, no, I can never even do that every now and then.

Yeah, bad advice. Yeah, the advice is like, are you dating a selfish woman? Yeah, you're doing, yeah, or whatever. Or maybe she's got fucking her own issues, but you're like... But her hand hurts? Yeah, seriously. Like, she can literally do it while she's watching fucking Love Island. Yeah, the guy's asking for her H-Day every now and then.

H-J's like nothing. That's like bare minimum. That's like... Bare minimum. Basically asking for nothing. See us over on the Patreon. Patreon.com slash the boys cast every week. You already know what it is.

And peace. Later.