The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Democracy is Over and We Reveal Who's Fault it is & Women Deny S*x For Trump

Episode Date: November 15, 2024

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After a decisive win by Donald Trump, the question that's on everyone's minds right now is how did astrologers get their election predictions so wrong, and leaving Americans befuddled, bewildered, and quite frankly aghast and concerned that if we can't trust the experts, and of course by that I mean astrologers, who can we trust? Steelworker veteran and Scorpio Brad Davies weighed in to say, I've always relied on astrology for every important decision in my life, but after this I don't even know if I'm oozing with sensual energy

like they told me I was. Should I even bother avoiding conflict and prioritizing my well-being during a retrograde? Am I even passionate and brave? Zamboni driver and Leo Davis Anderson is quoted as saying, this feels like my solar return all over again. Or wait, was that a lie too?

Honestly, I don't know what to believe anymore. The only reason I tied the knot with the old woman is because of the alleged compatibility I have with Sagittarius's, despite the fact that we hate each other and I don't find her particularly attractive. But now that I find out astrology has an accuracy issue, maybe I'll just marry a Taurus.

However, not everyone felt equally betrayed because when asked if she will still be relying on astrology for huge life choices despite its constant failures to predict outcomes, yoga teacher and cancer, Lana Bradley, is quoted as saying yes. Classic gullible Pisces. The Boys Cast is officially back. We are off to a bad start. You might not know this happened because it happened four seconds ago. I went to the bathroom before we're starting.

I walk in. I open the stall. Guy taking a shit. Never seen a calmer man in that scenario. Didn't even reach for the door. Didn't startle. He goes, all good, bro. I swear to God, he looks at me.

He looks me in the eyes he goes oh bro good bro i go you know i just started walking out he goes as i'm walking out door open the guy goes you don't have to leave there's another stall open right there how is anyone just two dogs shitting man yeah how is well i wasn't even shitting how do i how are you that calm if i was if someone busted down the door i'd be like oh you do one of these yeah i've been blocking my tits oh well i never this guy i've never it's almost like he wanted it to happen he went to close the thing he goes nah if they walk in they walk in if they see me they see me it's a natural thing man dude it just like childbirth. I've never seen a guy more comfortable.

One of God's wonders, you know? So, a lot has happened since we recorded our last episode. Oh, sure. Democracy is officially over as of now. Rest in peace to women president jokes. We're living in Nazi Germany. We are basically living there. Hide your kids.

Hide your family. I had to retire all my women president jokes. I was doing them all night. The whole weekend in Chicago, I was doing the women president jokes being like i mean i this is a joke i would have done i'm obviously this is the last time i'll tell it like five or six of them in a row how i don't know i told you this a little bit but chicago shows were all sold out nashville was really fun but larry david was there yeah doing his thing and then larry david was with jeff garland and they were basically like, Oh,

why don't we go to a comedy club? Cause then the night before, so this came to my show and it was like, obviously it's like, you know, not even the biggest place. And then, so all of a sudden everyone's like,

Larry David's here and he's watching there and everyone's kind of like, what's going on? And then Garlin's like, I'm going to do a spot. He did like 20 minutes. And I was trying so fucking hard to get a video of larry david watching jj yeah but i couldn't do it because the way it was structured larry david was sitting at the front with like five people and then to where he was sitting in the audience he sat in a at a table like normally in the but

at the back yeah so but the i would there was no way for me to get my video of him in a stealth manner. And that would have been my coup de grace. If I could get a video of Larry David watching JJ, a one-shotter, and then I could have put music to it, I'd have that forever. Yeah, the curb music. Yeah, yeah. JJ's like, so I'm sucking cum out of her asshole. And then if I could get him walking out and leaving he's just like pukes in a trash can

it's been the best thing ever to get but i couldn't get it but it was this opportunity it was an enormous missed opportunity but apparently like the show i i didn't see him because i went and had to do stuff after the show or whatever and his agent came up to me and he was like very he's like oh larry david kept saying this guy's funny or whatever but then also i talked to someone else and uh they were saying yeah he's been going around saying that about everyone so the beat on the street you almost wanted larry david to be like that guy stinks yeah that's a funnier story yeah but that's all i got about that. Now, since we've last recorded a podcast, the world now, basically, I guess the world we're living in.

Fascism. We're living in a fascist country. We're living in a fascist country. Soon to be. RFK is sodomizing Fauci on live TV as we speak. Fauci's going to be in a dunk tank. Fauci's in a dunk tank while Aiden Ross... That's going to be, you know how Trump wants to do the 250th anniversary

America's Fair thing that he's doing? Like Trump proposed he goes in 2026, which will be the 250th anniversary of America. There's going to be

this state, basically a giant country fair, like a state fair but for the whole country, but then every state will be represented and it's going to be

Fauci in the dunk tank. Everyone's going to be able to come take a turn just fucking duncan fauci and the water has got so much fluoride and it's gonna be sharks in the water i was thinking he's like well you said fluoride's not bad for you then how about how about the pure fluoride just the chemical fluoride no but yeah it's that's i was saying listen, they talked a big game. Now they're in the office. So I would say, Elon Musk, I'll give you 10 days to dismantle the government. I'd like to see at least 30% of the government dismantled within 10 days. Hey, I mean, it looks like they're doing a lot.

This is a message to Elon Musk. I'm going to look straight down the barrel and I'm looking at you. You've got 10 days. I don't want to see the Department of Shoelace Regulation anymore. And I want the trash collectors from the Simpsons. Remember the trash collectors from Simpsons where they have the spiffy suits and they do everything? That's what we want. That's what we want.

You have that. I would say Trump, all censorship I'd like done by, I'll give you till Tuesday. Yeah, that's fine. Like a wrap on that. Yeah, yeah. RFK, I'm going to give five weeks to make people not fat anymore. By the way, I would say of all the things that are happening that people are flipping out about where they say, oh, they're going to get rid of government.

They're going to do this. I would say the most where you're just like, good fucking luck is RFK is like, yeah, I'm going to make a dent in this fat problem. Can you imagine a scenario where RFK comes out? Because all the things they're doing at the end of the day what is the actual effect is to make the foods a little less tasty yeah a little less tasty a little healthier and i will say though i i called this two years there's gonna be a guy eating a fucking whopper right now yeah and he just goes something's missing because where's my extra mayo the

glucose levels are down yeah it's not working i was gonna break loose he's gonna be busting down you want to see a real january 6th you're gonna see a january 6th bills i mean they'll remove the dye but the thing is he's gonna do stuff like yeah you're removing all these like poisonous dyes from soft drinks you're like well we're not even gonna see the results of this for 50 years so it's all soft drink gonna be the same color now no but if you look at fanta like if you go to europe and you buy fanta it looks like or it's the color of orange juice whereas here it's like that crazy orange color and the reason is that they soup it up that dye is illegal in europe it's like banned and the only purpose of the dye

is to make it look a little cooler fucking this color basically sure yeah so they're like okay we're gonna get rid of daiko i guess we'll see how that works i'm telling you if i next i told him i'm gonna give him five weeks and then that wednesday i'm gonna walk down the street if i see one fat person i'm gonna take that fat person like he does with the bear bring him over my shoulder yeah bring him to rfk's house i go what are we doing here yeah yeah what are we doing you got a wheelbarrow of fat people buddy explain this i thought we had a deal yeah so we're just living in a world where rfk's he's he thinks he's gonna take the fats down hey it's funny too because he goes he's like when you start with the women

when you go on trump's plane or whatever he's like you go on trump's plane he's like the only food options are kfc and mcdonald's that is such a funny concept though that rfk is like there to talk about his health stuff yeah and trump's just like downing a fucking whopper he's just eating a piece of chicken and he's like yeah so i just think that we should make the food healthier like trump's like yeah for sure i'll definitely on the agenda yeah once we dismantle the deep state we'll uh take out some of these, get rid of some of these seed oils. Definitely on the agenda. Can we get another bucket in here?

Are you sure you want some of this? It's a really good stuff. Rob, Bobby, have a piece, man. This shit slaps. Yeah, this shit slaps, Bobby. Bobby, come on, man. You're going to have a piece. You're going to insult me in my own plan? No, it kills you. For sure, all this health stuff, we're definitely

going to get right on that. It's on the agenda, probably tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, it's coming. Tulsi Gabbard, I'm going to give you a month to get rid of all the wars. I don't want to see a single war. She didn't get the department. They gave it to a Fox News guy,

head of the Department of Defense. I thought they... Well, they can't give it to people yet. Doesn't he have to wait until... No, he's already... Dude, it's been like watching fantasy sports or something. It's been watching the NFL draft. It's just like...

And then it's like, with the next selection in the draft donald trump's like he's been picking everybody yeah i've been seeing that but i've also been seeing that it's like it's hypothetical like he's floating people well the thing is they have as far as i understand because they have control because they have to get confirmed in front of uh congress or the senate but like they have control of all of them so it's just like they're all gonna go get put through so it sounds like all the picks are gonna be the picks interesting yeah mike huckabee he's ambassador to israel i don't know i've seen some people not liking the picks so far no no i mean you're not gonna please everybody but uh and then he did he did do the fake the fake department of government efficiency which is not a real department.

That was kind of making me laugh, too. Of Elon and Vivek, and it's not a real department. So he's basically saying they got a desk in the shed, and he was just like, No, they have his phone number, and they go, What about this? It's not a paid position. It's not a real department.

They're not making a new department. Yeah. It's like, this isn't a real thing. It's just they go, Hey, there's the Department of Government Efficiency. It's just Elon Musk is just going to be like hey why don't you you could get rid of this he's sort of like an advisor i guess an advisor yeah it's like an unpaid advisory so he got well he that's not going to be that good because i only gave him a week to get rid of the yeah well he only gave him two years he gave he gives them up to the state fair

thing he gives them up july 1st 2026 is all they have so he's giving elon a tight window to afuera okay before we get into even the reaction and what's all going on on that ladies you fucking blew it i just like to let the ladies know they did they blew it i have a theory about this i'm like i'm listening so it turns this, you know, it ended up being that everybody voted on the economy, right? That's what they're kind of saying. The main reason everybody voted is like why women are like abortion's not that. Not because they're racist, but they're like abortion's not that important.

The economy's important. And inflation is a big issue, right? But what causes inflation is women be shopping. Spending. Right? Women be shopping. You got my ear. Right? Women be shopping. You got my ear. Right?

Women be shopping, which causes inflation. So had women not been shopping... So you're saying the root of this whole problem is a maximum amount of shopping by women? Yes.

If women had not been shopping so much, inflation wouldn't have been so high and then Kamala Harris would have won because then they would have been like, you know what? There isn't an inflation problem. Women be shopping,

shopping be causing inflation. Yep. Inflation be causing Trump. Sorry, ladies. You did this to yourself. We told you you didn't need. If they didn't need that extra bag, they could have had that extra abortion. You don't need all the fast fashion.

Interesting. Yeah, so that's my theory. So the theory is not bad. Yeah. Obviously, there's some people that are coming to terms with that where they go, yeah, a lot of people seem to vote for the economy. There is another part of it where the economy is a good thing to say it people like kind of like with polls remember how that guy who was doing the polls i think we talked about this but they basically he goes i'm doing the neighbor method

yeah yeah that was the guy who bet the french guy who well it's a pretty good method because the truth is if you ask someone about themselves you know one thing we've learned from doing comedy right one of the biggest things you have to come to terms with early not everyone some people's like a jolly fat guy you're you're gonna be accurate but one thing you're gonna come to terms with the thing that make people like you is not the ones you think yeah so a lot of people it's like you know i'll give you a perfect example like some dude that he's like all my friends were like this and this is how i make all my friends laugh you actually realize that a lot of the things that your close friends find appealing normal people find annoying right right yeah so for example in uh in politics a lot of people

see them want to see themselves a certain way so they choose their identity they go i'm a type of person that does this yeah i'm the type of person who's you know i'm undecided i don't know but if you actually ask someone who works with that guy they're like he's gonna do this yeah and they're more right so they ask they go ask the person around them who they're gonna vote for and they'll probably be more accurate than what people say about themselves because people it's kind of like when you go you know you see a guy and uh you know his uh gross ex-girlfriend's at the bar and you're gonna go home with her and he And he goes, honestly, who knows what's going to happen? Yeah, you know, we've been arguing a lot.

Yeah, you go, probably not. I mean, I'm probably not. And if you asked his friends, you go, 100%. 100%, yeah. That's a guarantee. Just watch. Just wait. You know what I mean?

And see. So by asking people around them, they actually a lot of times are a better predictor. I was kind of thinking if you take polls and in pollsters in general, which were, you you know generally pretty off on a lot of things oh you almost if they were a hedge fund they would never beat the smp 500 right yeah never right never yeah yeah and i think there was like one pollster who was like kind of nailed

it and everybody else didn't but then if you go if you kind of extrapolate that to the one of the reasons is is because they're asking people and everyone lies right so my point to you with the economy stuff is like you go why did you vote for trump and you're a girl you have to that's of course the you're gonna be like i'm the type of person who does it because of this kind of the same way that girls will start sleeping with a guy or dating a guy and then you ask them why and then they'll go he's really they make up yeah they make up a thing they make their decision based on instincts and then they backdate what the reason really, they make up. Yeah, they make up a thing. They make their decision based on instincts. And then they backdate what the reason is.

So a lot of people do that. And probably people can't just be like, oh, I just like Trump. You know, like that was never an option. Of course. That was an exit polls. There was never just like, you know what? The guy cracks me up. Like that was never one of the options.

Or like, why are you voting for Trump? You know, the guy just is good for a laugh. Yeah. But yes, on paper, a lot of people say that. When you're talking about this many people, there's all different options, but I think there's a lot of people that... It's not lying, per se.

It's the same way that someone... Lying to yourself, I guess. You're kind of lying to yourself a little bit. And with the Trump thing, people are like, yeah, I don't feel comfortable admitting it. I don't know. Thanksgiving's coming up, and I don't need to be on record being like I voted for Trump and if I write it down

in a poll now it's real yeah exactly you know what I mean so but I was thinking not my dirty little secret anymore dirty little secret you tell me

the uh who was that All American Rejects yeah I think so one of those one of them I was thinking it'd be funny because I saw a lot of

you know some people on the news are saying, you know, we need to make changes. But there are some people that are just going with the, well, I guess it's more racist than we thought. Yeah. And I was kind of thinking it'd be a funny sketch to do a game show where they're like, all right, why did he vote for Trump?

And then they go, racist, racist, racist. They go, oh, he says it's the economy. So, okay, next guy. And why did she vote for Trump? And then they go why did black guys vote for trump uh they're sexist they're sexist they're sexist and they go it turns out they just didn't like her uh you know whatever you get the idea misogyny misogyny no it wasn't that he's no he says he wasn't that but in the question that obviously everyone's asking

is who's at fault for this you know And there's a lot of blame going around. Women be shopping. There's women be shopping. That's my theory. The theory is, I like that theory. However, what you're not realizing is a lot of people are throwing the blame at podcasters. And some people say blame, some people say the opposite of blame.

I mean, some people are blaming mainstream media as well, actually. It's going kind of, there's a camp there. You were telling me that... Dude, there's there it is not good dude they just released the ratings this is their fucking this is their last little hurrah they had there right but it's like getting exponential like it's like a snowball picking up steam right now msnbc and cnn's ratings have dropped 50 in the last week like they're there's something where they're saying like at any given point there's like 50 000 people're saying like at any given point

there's like 50 000 people watching cnn at any given point of the day and half those people the tv's on that's what or it's like you know the airport deal where cnn has the deal with every gym and every airport they have like a deal where like they have every airport just like play cnn they go look at all these people watching cnn what are the deal what do they pay for that yeah cnn pays the airports to be like you're losing money on those views oh big time yeah yeah that's not paid not earned yeah yeah that's not a lot of conversation but msnbc is for sale now they're saying that they're gonna sell msnbc like msnbc gets for some of their shows like 200 000 people or something for their prime time shows right now and again it's not 200 000 people, that's what the Nielsen ratings are saying. But like the key

demographic, which is 18 to 54, 18 to 49, is like sometimes it'll be like 60,000 people. Like you're talking like, yeah, you have 150,000 75-year-olds which they don't buy anything. So it's like that's not even a valuable demographic. If you're selling them old pills.

Yeah, yeah. CNN is cleaning house though right now too. They're apparently going to be firing everybody. Okay, so if you're at CNN right now, take a look. Just pop up on Instagram. Cruise on over to Don Lemon's page and then watch him. You're going to be

looking at videos. This is your future. That's why I'm telling you to do this. You take a video and then know what you should do. Look in the mirror while you're watching a video and practice the faces you're going to make. Because that's your future. You're going to be reacting. Take a video of Donald Trump saying something and then practice your faces you're going to be making.

Because you are now an Instagram reactor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some might call them the nuclear reactors. Yeah, it's not good. That's what you're going to be doing, making funny faces to Donald Trump's outlandish comments. That's good. And you won't be doing it on an ex

because Don Lemon just quit ex today. Imagine considering yourself a prop. You won't be doing an ex. Can you see yourself a proper journalist where you're like, I went to journalism school. I'm a journalist. That's my thing. And this is where you find yourself,

looking at a video of a guy and then raising your eyebrow. That's you right now. That's journalism. That is essentially journalism. Yeah. So anyway, it's not looking good. It's a bit of a funeral for the media, potentially.

Well, it's just crazy how much happened in one week. And MSNBC had gangbuster ratings on election night, but then it turned out it was just kind of because everybody was watching it. I mean, come on. It was for the funniest option. They go like, I can watch Fox News and just see what's happening, or I can go on MSNBC and watch the meltdowns. People are looking for meltdowns.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they had their highest ratings. They even beat CNN. That's like, if you say football's yeah. So, because they had, like, their highest ratings. They even beat CNN. That's like, you know, I'm... If you say football's ratings are not good because of this and that, then you're like, well, the Super Bowl, I don't want to hear about the Super Bowl. Yeah, yeah, but I'm saying, but even the

explanation was, you're like, yeah, their ratings were so high because people were watching them just to see their knockdowns. Yeah. It's like when a guy has a video with a thousand views and twelve hundred shares. Yes, exactly. That's not people that like it. No, no, no, no. That's people sending around me, get a load of this. Yeah.

Another, you know what? If I'm going to combine with your shopping theory, some people were mentioning that she had a billion dollar campaign and she went over budget. Oh, because women be a shopping. Well, she was shopping on a lot of things because apparently the Call Her Daddy wasn't cheap either. Dude, they had to build that

set. I thought that was the Call Her Daddy set. They built that set from scratch in a hotel. Dude, if we were doing like a boys cast someone was like, hey, you have to do boys cast, but we want you to come over here. Also, we're going to build an entire boys cast studio for like 200 grand. You'd be like, what are you doing?

Yeah, you go, just come here. They go, we don't know. Don't worry, the suckers. And you go, how do you pay for this and she goes watch this she sends out another text i really need more money yeah we need to defeat him and she's like laughing no the best too is at one point their strategy for their campaign because they realized they were going to be running out of money and and uh they needed more money so then they're like we're just going to spend a ton of money on fundraising which was actually getting a negative roi so the more that they were it was like literally like they're more that they were spending on fundraising the more they were losing do you remember how i said i said uh you probably remember this because it

was only 20 minutes ago or less uh but i said that if the pollsters were like uh running a hedge fund they probably wouldn't be beating the smp 500 very. Yeah. On the same kind of token as that, when, so for example, if you were running like a billion dollar ad spend on a campaign, right? And this was a company. And then she goes, okay, we're going to spend $100,000 on Call Her Daddy.

That's going to cost us this much to do this. This is going to cost us as much as to do this. And you go, Joe Rogan podcast. You go, probably value that at like $2,250 as like a- Millions? No, no. I'm saying like, if you just said what you'd value those impressions at, yeah, you're probably value that at like two to 50 as like a millions. No, no. I'm saying like,

if you just said what you'd value those impressions at, yeah, you're probably right. Probably millions. Right. So you go, okay. So our company can get like a,

a millions of dollars worth for free here. And she goes, no, you would, if you were a shareholder of that company, you would probably have like a antitrust lawsuit. Yeah. If you were like a board,

like a fiduciary. Yeah. Yeah. You'd be like, this is a legal what you're doing. Yeah. Yeah. You're like a board like a fiduciary yeah yeah you'd be like this is illegal what you're doing yeah yeah you're like not representing the best interests of the shareholder yeah you know the you know the words to say what i'm saying but you'd probably be like the board would have to intervene and be like hey what you're doing here is uh like illegal yes yeah yeah well it turns out they didn't know what the fuck they were doing they were just a bunch of

chickens running around with their heads cut off but again everybody keeps going back to the rogan thing being like she should have done it i'm like i still don't believe that i don't think that would have been a net benefit for her like exposing her for three hours on unedited yeah like maybe it's just would have done nothing but i'm like i don't think people would come away from that being like you know what she's just a real ass well you're trying to you're basically saying that if you have a turd you can't polish it one way or another but correct so that's true but i will say and i'll get into maybe we'll go through uh what are your takeaways and my takeaways in general yeah but the probably the most interesting thing was the extent to which

like even in our industry like everyone's yelling at podcasters and being like yo you guys are following around with fascists and all this stuff and it was was like, the obvious thing is that, you know, they're like, yeah, they don't think they're fascists. Yeah, they don't think they're fascists. They're the current political candidates. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. But you know what else?

It kind of just made me think about podcasting in general. Now that it is sort of taking over as the predominant source and all this sort of stuff, we were obviously early podcasters. But it's always been in the chopping block since the start, right?'s always been nipping at the buds and everyone's you know they've they've tried everything to be like these fucking podcasters they've tried to you know they've tried to be like you know they've had campaigns where women like they say oh we wouldn't want to be with a podcast they try none of it's really a word yeah they tried to be word they tried to

if you will they tried to make it a dirty word and one of the reasons i was kind of thinking was why it's so true though because in 2014 let's say 14 to 17 when podcasting first came out and it got more and more that it was sort of like the first time a lot of women heard what guys actually talk yeah because it was kind of like oh dudes we'll just talk how we normally talk when there's no women around and then women a lot of i think a lot of women were hearing that for the first time being like what the fuck you know what i mean what did they say they've just been talking about hunting for the last hour have you seen the meme obviously you have where she goes he's probably thinking about this and the guys in the bed being like you know the federal reserve yeah yeah just you know

problematic or whatever yeah it was kind of that where so really in a lot of ways podcasting has always just been like you go this is like what a normal group of guys talks like you know i mean ideally these guys are better at it and you know have you know spend more time in the funny or whatever right sure but they were like in their mind they go oh these are like evil guys and you go nah that's every guy yeah i got bad news for you i got bad news for you that's like pretty represent we're right in the middle of that bell curve pretty normal dudes you know what i mean like i never find myself in uh like a group of friends from my college friends from my high school friends from my music friends i never really find myself in a group of normal of guys where i'm just like

have some like where i'm just so self-censoring yourself you're like oh you know what maybe self-censoring but i never also find my opinions to be crazy out of the margin you know what i mean yeah yeah i agree with that and i think that but if i think a lot of times women listen to like your average shit like that and they're just like this is you're normalizing this and you're like you're normalizing normal shit yeah you know you're like you're normalizing normalness yeah but then also the alternative to that is you know you flip on caller daddy and you're like so you guys just all just talk about just sucking cocks is that what it is what truth is what they do is they have a year and a half span where

they talk about sucking cocks and then they, they talk, then they get into the like self help stuff and then they go two ways. So then they go through their phase where they're talking about, you know, depression and mental health and you know, bettering themselves and they talk about their life. Like it's a movie, like, you know, that was a toxic relationship and i had to leave they talk about it like as if they were describing the protagonist in a movie even though they're talking about themselves where they go you know and that was something where i just knew that at that moment that i had to make this decision and you know leave that job at walmart and take the

job at arby's you know but they whatever it was and then after that they generally they kind of max out on that and then they just gossip yeah then they just gossip and they talk about like the time they farted while having sex and then the other girl's like yeah me too i guess we all kind of do that and then they go like you ever like accidentally like lost something in your pussy you go yeah me too yeah yeah you find it there a week later and you go yeah this is just a normal thing and if you guys listen to that, you go, shit, that's what you're talking about, huh?

But it's all, yeah, it's very man-dominated. Yeah, yeah. That's what, it's just what it is. It's the oldest thing in the book. I mean, girl podcaster, is there Rachel Maddow?

That's a girl podcast. Yeah, I guess so. It's just mainstream television. Well, my point, even why I bring this up, because a lot of shade's getting thrown around and saying that, you know, these guys are the problem. When in reality, My point, even why I bring this up, because a lot of shade's getting thrown around and

saying that these guys are the problem, when in reality, they've even figured this out. Their own people are writing these articles, how white women doomed Kamala Harris and the Democrats again. So we already know the answer. White women, it's your fault. Always. Exclusively. Always.

Yeah, because they could have voted on the important things, but instead they're like, man, my eggs are too expensive. My crystals are too high. Yeah, exactly, right? Taylor Swift tickets are costing me too much money. Taylor Swift tickets are out of hand. It's sickening to see. Honestly, if Kamala had price controls on that instead of eggs i was with someone at the chicago show uh female comic that dropped five g's on two

tickets and they're like bleeds yeah yeah yeah yeah my friend his daughter in toronto wanted to go see taylor swift at uh roger center and he's like dude it's like it's literally like for her and my wife it's five grand yeah for 500 levels. People that pay 500 grand, that should be, that should be like, they should be rounded up and then they should be brought into a reeducation camp. And they go,

listen, like you obviously can't be trusted with your own money. Do you know when Britney Spears had the conservatorship? Yeah. That should be like a red, like a red flag for a conservatorship. If you drop seven grand on Taylor Swift tickets, they go, listen, you know, someone shows up at your house,

they go, we're going to assign you a guardian. Like you're going to lose control of your finances for a year and a half. Like potentially we could put your dad in charge. But that being said. Less than one week into the presidency, Ryan's already a fascist, huh? Not letting women spend their money.

No, because I actually have to go back the other way too, because it's not just that. Because I talked to another guy at the same weekend and he dropped like four grand on jake paul tyson tickets so really really what's the difference you know what i mean yeah that's not even really a fight i guess the difference is he didn't uh ruin the election the way that she did like if the election's not his fault but he's like i voted for trump that's where all my money came from it is hard to look at women and say you idiots paid six grand on tickets where someone also paid six grand to watch Jake Paul.

Sure. You know, fight Mike Tyson. Yeah. So it's hard to say. And then theirs is also even worse because he's now he's traveling to or traveling to wherever it is. They're buying hotels. So his trip might actually more be expensive.

So I don't know if I can exactly point the finger. Fair enough. But this is like a one off thing, man. swift is does a tour like she's doing five shows in toronto and every show's like this yeah i know and she's like on tour everywhere and every show's like this it really is something else oasis is getting up there too but no one's in the ballpark of the swift mania yeah you're paying two grand to see oasis right so a recent poll showed that the majority of white women and their white male counterparts saw inflation as the economy and the economy as their top issue so these people they i don't know

they can't help themselves it's hard to help them you know what i mean hey listen this is a message to white women stop getting trump elected yeah stop it just quit it quit it you know and it's one of those things where the guys are held less accountable because the guys are, you know, they always kind of do this. You know, it was on your shoulders. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, they're always playing the blame game, right? They got to find someone. When you don't get the result you want. Well, you know, sometimes, Daniel, when you're playing the blame game, sometimes that's when it's time to take a peek in the mirror. Just take a peek at yourself and you go,

is it possible that you did this? Did you vote Trump? And you go, actually, now that you mentioned it i did you know what now that i think about it yes i did fuck now that i think about it i think i did vote but i was voting on the border i was just worried about these damn illegals black men have been in the scope everybody i mean even the puerto rican barack obama delivered an entire speech as you remember blaming black men for the reluctance. So he says, they're saying the white women are racist.

They're saying the black men are sexist. Yeah. Well, black women are the only ones who won here. I think there was only 7% black women voted for Trump. Yeah. Black women don't fuck with Trump. 7%. The black women don't fuck with Trump.

Nah, they don't like him. Nah. Latinos, Arabs, and Native Americans all went for Trump. Yeah. I mean mean a lot of people native americans apparently the number one group i had on the fucking why is that uh i don't know i think because trump did some whole speech where he was kind of like you know this is your land and i don't know he's just i am a nazi i am not a nazi is it something to do with

land do the hispanics voted for trump i had a guy call into the bathhouse last night, and he's like my, because I was asking him, I'm like, do you have family, he's Mexican from California. I go, do you have family members who are illegals? And he's like, yeah, I do. I have this, and I'm like, do any of them care about this?

He's like, that Trump got elected? He's like, not at all. Not even the least bit. He goes, my cousin has been deported three times. Okay. Every single time he gets deported, he's like, he just comes back, just sneaks back over the border.

Every single time he's like, they can't seal up the border and then he goes he goes i know illegal aliens who went and illegally voted for trump the fuck yeah he's like literally like i know personally like illegals who voted for trump because they're just like we don't care about the border like it's like for us it's such a non-issue because it's so easy to just get back over they all like fake social security numbers he's like they border. Like it's like for us, it's such a non-issue because it's so easy to just get back over. They all like fake social security numbers. He's like, they all just come. He's like, it's easy to just like start a business in America.

You just like start an LLC. You don't have to be legal. None of this stuff. And they're like, none of them care about the deportation stuff at all. That's interesting. I've never heard that side of it. I didn't mean either.

I was like fucking flabbergasted. I was like, wait, I'm like, they're voting. Like I always thought when they go, Oh, you,

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left-wing joe rogan sure that's what you had his name was joe rogan it was got yeah exactly obviously yeah it was and all of the and everyone and and this is you know what i was gonna say a few more things but i the one thing this is kind of like my takeaway that i was thinking talking to people right because people i think i feel like uh me and you i guess we would call independence probably right yeah i just call balls and strikes you call balls and strikes mainly you call balls over to your house to suck on and whatever it costs don't spare any expense no no not in this economy not with trump elected there's no price too much no price no price too high you just see danny walking out with some orange on his lips i'm an independent okay so no but it's kind of a lot of people that uh kind of poo-poo that

where they're just like oh there's no such thing or whatever. And it's like, the reason it was, okay, so this is what I was thinking. I go, if your main issues are like free speech stuff, you know, like in Gnome of the Cellar, he'd be kind of like this too. Your main issues are like free speech stuff, which is probably you'd think a lot of comedians are people that speak, or just in general people. Economy, if you say economy is your big one

war may let's say you just say those three you go my main things are speech economy and war right you know having less war i don't want them which would almost be tied into the economy because that's the war thing is essentially we're spending tons of money to finance these things so yeah or you could have some moral thing with it but yeah if you say those are your three things okay let's just say you're two well if those if those are your top two, they're up for grabs. You know what I mean? So you go, well, that's why you're an independent because it's up for grabs. Yeah, I mean, there was no shortage of people.

But if you go, oh, my abortion's my number one thing. Like, yes, then you're going to be on the side because that's probably not going to change. If you say guns is my number one thing, it's going to be on that side. But if your issues are those, you go, yeah, they're up for grabs. So then you look at them and you go you lost all the independent people and you go well yeah because the issues which you can have those issues absolutely also

Kamala Harris was never they don't own those issues and Kamala Harris was also never promising to like bring back Roe v. Wade or anything like she didn't have any sort of prescription try telling that to a fucking girl in New York. Oh, I know, right?

I know, but like... Good luck. It wasn't the type of thing... Godspeed! Like you were basically, on the abortion issue, you were only essentially voting for Kamala Harris to punish Trump, right?

For like, hey, like Roe v. Wade was, you know, repealed as a result of your Supreme Court nominations. You know, Kamala Harris is going to fix it, but we're gonna vote for her just to fuck you so i felt like well you did try having that conversation i understand that you're not gonna have a rational conversation with a good line i get it right yeah yeah you're preaching to the choir here but uh that's you know i could never like find anything

where you go is she fixing this people it's like just move to a blue place okay problem solved on that thing yeah and i understand the whole thing where people like well like, just move to a blue place. Okay, it's a problem solved on that thing. Yeah. And I understand the whole thing where people are like, well, I don't want to move. And I get that. That does suck.

But you're just like, okay, well, she wasn't going to fix that. That's all I'm saying is she wasn't going to come in and say, hi,

Roe v. Wade's back. She never offered that. That wasn't a promise she made. I don't even know. I don't think she could. I really never got that. We have friends of ours that were kind of saying that was the whole thing and I was like, I don't get how. Yeah, I don't get how could. I really never got that. We have friends of ours that were kind of saying that was the whole thing.

And I was like, I don't get how. Yeah, I don't get how. She's like, all you're doing is just kind of giving a middle finger to Trump for being responsible for Roe v. Wade getting repealed. But she wasn't going to come in and undo that. Right. I guess. I still don't really get it. I've been explaining it.

I researched it and I could never find the thing. Something to do with the judge. That was the big one that I got. Sometimes they're like, no no because if Republicans get another judge Then that's that They already have a majority This is the slop that I've been feed Yeah yeah they have a Supreme Court majority

Regardless and they're all like mostly Besides a few of them It feels like people are backing the logic on how they want to feel And they're there for life Like literally what's her face Ginsburg Like she died as a supreme court justice so which is they should be mad at her see the bernie sanders video where they asked him they go bernie sanders he's on an interview and they go do you think this

um do you think that this judge should resign she's 70 years old so then they can get a younger one in there so they could have you know because she's then they won't potentially get replaced a republican he goes no and i go what do you think of that he goes i don't think that yeah he's just funny how grumpy he is yeah he's so grumpy also he's just like it was like honestly a pretty funny like old man clip well he's just tired of these fucking quote unquote journalists who are like yeah that's not how it works you don't like one they go to their 80s she's 70 and he's like 140 and they're just trying to you know they go to their 80s. She's 70. And he's like 140. And they're just trying to... They go, well, Biden only has two months left.

And you know what? There is a case to be made that if Trump has a good four years, you're getting eight years of J.D. Vance. So this could be a 12-year run. Could be. For the Republicans. So they're probably like, shit, if that happens and she dies during then, then we're super...

Because then you get like 40 years of uh republican supreme court because these guys stay forever well watching all the discourse kind of remind me a lot of uh a bit of the uh tim waltz stuff where i guess it kind of that you know someone uh clipped this and tagged us in and did some views or whatever but basically when we're saying that uh i can't believe it's not masculinity it's like it feels like masculine they're kind of like how do we appeal to gen z people like without actually having to you know what i mean yeah we like stop calling them all of the man-hating except like but it's man-hating it's like for you right yeah it all reminds me of uh you know like uh making raps about why kids shouldn't smoke. Smoking's bad because it's not rad.

And you're just like, you know what I mean? It's like, it all feels a little like that. It's the D.A.R.E. program. But if you really see, you go, what if the Democrat Party had all the Joe Rogan? If you like Joe Rogan, you're going to love Eminem. No, but it was like, they the Joe Rogan. If you like Joe Rogan, you're going to love like Eminem. No, but it was like their Joe Rogan. Like Dave, you know, Dave Slogan. Yeah, I don't.

Can't believe it's not Rogan. He's like, what's the difference? You're like, I like hunting, but I'm a little safer with my guns. Yeah. I mean, Tim Walls, actually, the more I think of it, him on Rogan, he at least like maybe he couldn't have gone on without. He could have talked shop a bit. He could have been talking about hunting.

He could have got an hour on hunting. He would have been better off. Yeah. You know, like, he could have at least, like, held his own. But maybe they're like, well, why is he going on and she's not? And then it was like, well, we either both go on or none of us. Well, I think they just have to engage with reality, though. If you go, well, how are 20-year-olds going to like us more?

It's like. They're not. You've been calling them bad more? It's like... They're not. You've been calling them bad people for the last decade. They're not. You've been vilifying young white Gen Zs or whatever forever. And they're like, yeah, you're not. Well, it's like that thing where you go... It's too thirsty, too.

You know when a guy's trying to sleep with a girl and then he's just like, what am I doing wrong? And you're like, well, you're drooling. You know what I mean? You're like too thirsty for it. And you hate her. You want it too bad. Yeah, you want it too bad. You know what doing wrong? And you're like, well, you're drooling. You're like too thirsty for it. And you hate her. You want it too bad. Yeah, you want it too bad.

You know what I mean? And you want it too bad. But on top of that, you go, you have to engage with the reality of what she actually wants. And you're like, no, no, I want to do it my way. And you go, okay, well, then good luck with that. Best of luck. Best of luck. Maybe more articles saying why they're toxic. yeah exactly exactly more mainstream media just i'll tell you you tell me but in my

opinion this would be a lot of people say the economy a lot of people say that sort of stuff i would say the biggest issue right now transgender woman accuses hooters of sex-based discrimination for refusing to hire her so i think a lot of people trump's in office no no more transgenders at hooters i think this is the world that people don No, Trump's in office. No more transgenders at Hooters. I think this is the world that people don't want to live in where you're at Hooters. You got some dude's fake tits in your face.

I still think... Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, this just isn't the America people want to live in. No, no, no. I mean, if you want to talk about fascism, wait until all the transgenders get fired from Hooters January 20th.

Trump gets inaugurated. They didn't get hired, but they're suing based on discrimination. So it didn't actually go through. And Hooters played it pretty smart because Hooters Hooters had actually a really good reason. They go, Hooters pushed back against Livingston's claims saying that she was told not to return

due to her inappropriate behavior before. So she goes, when you were a man, you were a bad man. I'm sure that you're a woman you're a good woman and then they go it had nothing to do when we didn't hire you it had nothing to do with your appearance which obviously you really good yeah they go we didn't love your personality that's what they said they go it's the only thing you can say the guy from hooters he goes you know we value personality here and it just we just didn't really love your personality

appearance 10 out of 10 10 out of 10 yeah but that doesn't work with any like racial group like you know if you have like a black or latino person applies to hooters and they go yeah yeah no we don't like your personality no no no no no no no no no no we're not doing that so i don't know we'll see maybe they just kind of personality you know you're right because they go what do you mean your personality what do you mean my personality that that's a tough needle to thread for hooters too they're like hey don't you kind of like get the point yeah yeah place like you're really really fucking us over here yes it's for men to look at the tits of hot women such as myself yeah they go yeah they're like they put

a transgender woman on the cover of playboy they go how's that doing people aren't loving that well i think that a lot of people they don't want to live in a world where you're at hooters with your son you know you take your everyone obviously that's the first thing you do with your son you take your three-year-old son to hooters and you yeah you go say it son and then you go he goes hubba hubba and you go good work son. Nice. Just hope for you yet. Get the kid a beer. Alright I'm going to give you one. Yeah just one.

Put it in the sippy cup. Take a peek at those. Alright say it again. Hubba hubba. There you go. There's my boy. There's my toxic boy. Yeah. And then you accidentally trick your son into looking at a dude's tits no one wants any of that yeah so well played hooters yeah well played well we'll see how that works out i mean i'm sure this new study suggests warrior warrior buried a thousand years

ago may have been non-binary so i think that also people don't want to live in a society where they're digging up vikings from a thousand years ago and being like it was neither a boy or a girl i have a question was the researcher also non-binary really good question i'm glad you asked i don't know this is this is one of those uh what is it when you got a hammer everything's a nail exactly when you're when you're non-binary everyone else is not you go this might be non-binary the craziest thing is always when a girl's non-binary and then like five years later, she's just like a normal, she like marries a dude and whatever and turns out she was binary all along.

That is crazy. Wow. Turns out after all that, she was binary the whole time. She was binary the whole time. How does she look in the mirror? I made a little list when I was talking to different people and my thoughts on like what were the top five i'll tell you my top five that i saw a few people that were really fucking stressed out about when the fine people hoax thing yeah and i'm saying like normal like people i would describe as independents they said when

obama came out and said it again the second time they were just like that because i think there's certain people that are like they feel that the kind of uh accusing people of racism stuff is is a is not a good direction for the country no but they were like you know it's tearing this country apart a little bit but they see it as specifically egregious like everyone kind of expects politicians to go out and be like our economy was great our economy was great oh we have the most jobs we have the most jobs they all expect you to rig the numbers and lie sure what they don't like is when you go this guy said racist stuff and then you watch the video and it wasn't racist i think that bothers people in a specific way people in a real way where they go oh i used to believe that and was telling people that and then yeah it's a personal way like that

well you're like you're making me look like an idiot yeah yeah yeah right you're like i was fucking i used to watch the mainstream media slop and they said that you're making me feel you're making yeah you're like you're making me look like a fucking clown like i've been telling people can you believe this guy said this shit and then you're like wait it feels like you're being pranked yeah you're feeling and you're like wait we all know that he didn't say it and then you're still saying it yeah i think that's specific i know two different people that were kind of really hyped up on that one specifically think about the news cycle on the like left-wing media in the last two weeks like they basically went all in for their life it's like your buddy telling you that uh he's going to meet this guy and he's trying to sell him something

and then you go oh i know that guy dude bring up dogs he has like five dogs it's his favorite thing and then you go in and you're like oh i brought this book of dogs i actually have a dog and he goes oh interesting i go he goes what is your dog goes i'm a dog and you go that's how they feel yeah yeah you're because you're gonna go now spread this information and then find out that you've been lied to and now people like a fool yeah they made a fool out of you yeah yeah and i i listened to a podcast this dude cash patel you know what that guy is i think he's he's having a lot of clips he was on uh sean ryan's but they're talking about him being the head of the cia yeah i saw that he's indian dude indian dude he's super based or whatever but he was uh basically saying like with all this lies shit he uh i can't remember who he's

talking about someone in the government but they're like you only need to change seven person this was like three months ago this podcast he's like you only need to change the minds of you're never going to change the minds of everybody like you're never going to get every person in america to being like yeah they did lie about that very fine people thing he's like all you got to do the only way you can get everyone on board with something if it's like a bad thing like you could probably get everyone on board with like bill clinton's bad after the day after monica lewinsky yeah but there's like still people who are probably like yeah we went in uh iraq and it was totally, there were weapons of mass destruction and there was nothing wrong with that

and it was just, we were just, they hated our freedom and all that stuff, you know? But he was just like, you gotta just change 7% of people's minds in this country. Like, that's it.

That's what basically sways one way or another. It's just like, it's like 7%. And then like, that's basically what it ended up being. Exactly. Like, he like nailed it.

It was like, you just had to get 7%. In my personal life, when I find out, if you have a normal person in your life and they told you, they go, hey, this guy punched me in the face or whatever. And then you talk to the guy and you talk to other people

and they're like, I was there. That's not what happened. Then you're like, oh, I would never trust that guy ever again. Of course. You ever had something? I think a lot of people feel like that. Someone's like, yeah, this guy's like the fucking worst guy. Like just this guy is no good.

And then you meet him. You go, really? This guy? Wait, what? Yeah, this guy seems great. I don't see it. Like, what am I missing here? And then you go, yeah.

And I think one of those, if you said he was racist, would be one where they go, this guy's super racist. And then you found out that the whole thing was like made up out of thin air. And the guy was like, dude, legitimately, I just like didn't work with this girl because she like you know punched my wife you know what i mean and you're just like well they said it was because you're racist and he's like i know they've been telling everyone that i think that's a specific there's like a few things that are specifically like worse dude they were calling him fucking hitler for the last two weeks before the election i think even people that though i think people can understand that that's hyperbolic more because they understand the hyperbole i mean not 43 of the country but i'm telling you they've

been doing that for four years and then in my specific point because there's lots of different people i'm just saying the people i'm talking about and this specific one i think there was people that are like i understand the hyperbole between behind being like he's hitler he's nazi they might not like it but it didn't bother them in a specific way as like Obama who's supposed to be like, you know, kind of this beacon of good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. They have a lot of reverence for him. And then on top of that, they go,

he knows it's a lie and he's still going. I think that specifically people kind of- They're just lying. They go, they're just, it's the moment that you're proven a liar and then you go, well, what else are you? And you're lying. So people are sick of like what they deem to be liars. Yeah, and I mean, it's the moment that you're proven a liar and then you go well what else are you and you're lying so people are sick of what they deem to be liars

yeah and I mean it's again the ratings of left wing media is showing that exactly where people are literally just like abandoning them in droves right now interesting CNN is firing everybody except my boy Jake got a three year re-up

the taps keep flowing for Jake He makes like fucking Athlete money It's crazy Does he make athlete money How much do you pay For your eye videos Zero dollars

Absolutely nothing But he's not paying Athlete money Seven million a year Fucking He would be like One of the top players In the NHL

Danny you should do A reaction video to him Where he was like You know And I just think People should be paid For their work And then you go Well that's funny oh that's rich jake but they are talking about

fire and everyone dude uh mike or chris wallace i don't think you listen i said brilliant people should be paid for their work sucks but yeah dude their main one of the main guys chris wallace is just like i'm you know it's been on mainstay on tv for literally like 40 years and he's just like i'm you know it's been a mainstay on tv for literally like 40 years and he's just like i'm going to do a podcast wild yeah like he was he was making he had a was making podcasting their best case scenario but like it's podcast is definitely a better scenario than doing funny faces to reaction videos dude the thing with cnn right now too is if you turn it on the only clips that do well on cnn like the only real shit that does well on cnn is the republican guy scott jennings really just destroying everybody like they bring on this republican guy and he just has all the sound bites like all the sound bites are him being like you guys are out of your fucking minds him owned like

just owning them because they're boxed into saying these positions that don't make sense kind of and then but they're also like we are a business and we have to make money somehow and they're they're trying to figure this out and so the arguing panels do do good though agreed the arguing panels do do good the arguing panels are kind of probably the future of media like i feel like they've tapped into something like that that was kind of the old honestly like too little too late for them it is a little too little too late but i think that you know you look at what pierce morgan does he just has a bunch of opposite people. I know his is on YouTube or whatever, but it's like

you could see shows all going in that direction where we do the Jubilee thing. Like, hey, we have the head of the KKK and we have the head of the ADL here to argue. You know what I mean? Dude, CNN would kill for Piers Morgan's ratings. Exactly. Kill for those kind of numbers. People love a good argument. Absolutely.

The other thing is, I think it was, there's just a couple small ones where, you know, people were upset that she wouldn't do the long interviews because they're like, I don't know what she said. Trump reached a threshold in his cycle where it was like kind of acceptable to like him without, you know, enormous ramifications because it's just, you know, fry fatigue. Dude, all the football players are doing the dance now. They're doing like, this is like the new touchdown dance. That's funny. Like black guys and stuff. Like, it's just all the football players are doing the dance now they're doing like this is like the new touchdown dance like black guys and stuff like it's not even just like white guys not just like nick bosa so that reached a threshold i would say probably the

probably my top one it was the same as the rogan thing but it was like the the lesson is when they're talking about who we need like a left-wing version of that the lesson is don't um probably don't make enemies of the you know the uh uh like the best ambassadors that could be on your side and impartial you know what i mean also you force them into this well the rfk was an enemy elon musk was they made an enemy to rogue and they kind of made an enemy all these sort of people and it got dude i was listening like when you if uh you know the uh there's like a podcast that goes through like autobiographies of uh like famous people okay and it was you know people always talk about don't bet on elon musk or whatever right don't bet against them yeah don't bet against elon musk and it was kind of we we've

mentioned that here but it was you'd listen to the things it's like he really has like every single time like one and you go when you look at people like that you'd think that the basic wisdom would be like let's at least not make an enemy of that guy yeah let's not make an enemy of a guy for yeah if there's a guy that was like you know kind of seven times overcame all odds in one and you go this just like a tenacious guy you're like let's not try to this point you're just like you're betting against michael jordan like you know kind of thing you're just like hoping that this is not and you and you're trying you're kind of betting against like nine michael jordan yeah yeah yeah for sure so that was the next one uh for the end of the media blah blah blah and then a lot of people saying they became the smarty pants party but i think the people saying they became the party smarty pants party

and not good for the working class or whatever i think they're kind of trying to put uh intellectual words to you know the the a lot of different mistakes well they did become the party of the elites there's no question like they're they're the party of like the highly educated like they lost the working class but it's sort of missing why i think when you say that you became the like a party of elites or whatever it's missing the why it was like well because you pandered to like way too many groups that the only people who are into that. It's like,

because their goal wasn't obviously to pander to the Upper West Side liberals. It was like, that's just who they got, I think, by the end. Also, you didn't know what a woman, difference between a woman and a man is.

That kind of stuff, yes. I think that has a big, big factor in this whole thing was people were just so sick of that. Like, just like, that was just a common sense thing where you're just like, you're assaulting people's common sense at this point and they're just like

had enough of this yeah insulting people's common sense well you don't want the you don't want the dude at the hooters that's yeah yeah like yeah like hey why is this so crazy of a of a position to be like no trans chicks at hooters yes and then my last my last thing that was kind of my thought no flat chicks either. It's just normal. This is common sense. Not discrimination. I'm fine with a perky A cup. Yeah, it's not discrimination.

But I think then on top of that is people a little bit stopped getting with the program because their program before when they had more of the power, I think the program originally was kind of like, listen, you got to get on board with all these opinions right and you go what'll happen you basically it's like listen if you don't get on board you're gonna get fired from your job and then basically they kind of they they kind of lost their ability to like take people's finances away and because they lost those things yeah so then it kind of became like hey it'll help your career you know what i mean it's like we can't ruin your career but it'll help to say all these and people sort of sit in that realm where they're just like okay if i say these things i'll be more likely to get fired if you work in tech like if i have these

right opinions it'll just make less friction in my life of course and a lot of people kind of you know the same way that people in high school kind of end up sort of dressing like everybody else because they don't all want to stand out so they just start doing that right they it starts with like okay that and then that stopped working right so they're they're trying to like it'll help your career we won't ruin your life then as that stuff stopped working they're like well everyone will say you're a good person you're like it can't really help you per se but it'll like you'll be a good guy for saying this then that sort of stopped working where basically you know people would post like i think that you know there should be uh transitions for young people and they go hey that thing you're saying that everyone said i was a good person i'm getting like yelled at for yeah you know what i mean

hey i'm playing the game here what's going on yeah you kind of told me that everyone would say i'm a good person everyone's like now i'm being like yelled at and you go oh i think that you know we should all let legal immigrants in and it's like everyone's saying that like i'm supporting trafficking now and you're like well i think and then from that they're all bad people though that's well but that what they switched from that to is no no you're fighting for the cause yeah and i think they're realizing no one wants to fight for the cause i didn't sign up to fight for a cause i'm not a soldier i signed up i work at the motion yeah you're like i work at the bank okay i don't want to do any of this i will say that probably lot of- People want to be called they're a good person.

People want financial success. What they don't want to do is be a soldier for no benefits, even real soldiers. The benefit is everyone says you're sick when you come back. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you're getting spit on for going to Vietnam. You're like, I got drafted, okay? I didn't go because I wanted to. I got drafted.

So that was my last thing i think they're what they were selling wasn't working anymore you know i think a lot of uh the offer a lot of pronouns are going to be getting deleted from people's email signatures just silently just like my boy who works at like cibc in toronto like who had to just like one day put his pronouns in his email signature had to be a cathartic deletion. Yeah, that'll just be like, see you in hell, pronouns. Everybody knows I'm a dude. A lot of that. A fucking twist of irony. The next day after he deletes

his pronouns, he goes, Miss, can I... Ma'am, can I get some assistance here, please? What the fuck? He took his pronouns off his badge. Tape them up. Excuse me me ma'am can i that was uh clark and michael their early michael cero's web series one of the og web series where the joke

was everyone come calling him ma'am yeah oh but yeah okay we're talking about the reaction a little bit i will say i've never been the biggest rubbing it in type of guy you know what i mean i am yeah you're more of a rubbing it in type of guy you know i i forgive i let things go yeah i've never really hold grudges i'm just not like that grudge guy so i'm never really a gloating type of guy no kind of also reminds me of like uh it kind of reminds me of chick shit a little bit i know it's it's i get the funny, like in the group chats and all that stuff. I get why it's funny. Yeah.

But there's the other part of it where it's like, it always reminds me of like, who are the people that, you know, like five years later, they're like, I'll never work with that guy because of this and that. And you're like, what happened? Or like, they had the ex-boyfriend from 10 years ago and they're like, I need him to suffer. And it always kind of feels like that. Like when I see someone crying, I don't think like, haha.

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the Japanese movement, which we've, or Korean, I believe we've talked about it. It's coming here. Girls are, so I'm not buying it. Yeah, it's only the gross ones. I don't think it's going to take. It's only the gross ones. They're just kind of like, we're not having sex.

We have pandered and begged for men's safety and it's and done all the things we're supposed to and they still hate us uh says 36 year old she told cnn if you're gonna hate us then we're gonna do what we want so these are people that were probably right and by the way this is i looked into this quite extensively in korea this is an incredibly fringe movement okay this isn't like like you know when you read these articles in new york times they're like every like big town every yeah but they're like every woman in korea is doing this so like no they're not okay this is super fringe and even in their defense the 4b movement started because there was like a fucking uh like a p cam epidemic

in korea where dudes were wiring up toilets and everything and like there was cameras that's why i always think it's funny because girls they always when they go to take they go to the bathroom they always turn the tap on so you don't know they're shitting but it's like i already have cameras everywhere we're live streaming this right now okay so uh you're kind of fucking with our audio can you turn the goddamn thing off? Turn the tap off. Sounds like shit. But it's a fringe movement. But one, it's a fringe movement. But even in Korea, you're like, it started as like even a reasonable thing where they're

like, yo, this is like crazy. You know, they're like, there's cameras everywhere that are just filming us nude and doing all this stuff. And it was, it had become like kind of normalized. Like it was like a real problem. So then this was like, you know, an actual issue. Is that really like it was like a real problem so then this was like you know uh an actual issue is that really what it was just like if you go to korea it's just like guys walking around cameras on every shoe just yeah honestly that's like that's the 4b movement like started that was

a big guy looks like the michelin man like walking around getting the the google doing the google street view what was the camera that they did uh the matrix on remember like the wall of cameras you just have like the suit of all just cameras you know or whatever just walking around just like but uh you know so everywhere you go it's just guys coming out from underneath women's beds like they're coming like a mechanic coming out of a car yeah it's just like a creep pan app panopticon just everywhere you know and uh but it started for like a creep panopticon just everywhere, you know? But it started for like a reasonable thing, and they had like all these domestic violence stuff. It wasn't just like, oh, we don't like the president.

Yeah. Like, it wasn't that. Well, again. They had real grievances. On top of that, it's like, I don't know how many times do I have to tell you, your blame is to be laid on white women. Yep. Latino men. Uh-huh.

And it was also Native Americans. Uh-huh. And it was only white women who latino men uh-huh and there was also native americans and there's only white women who are doing that white women is like maybe i do i have to get the mirror back out i don't want to be carrying around a mirror every second with me but the simpsons don't make me tap the mirror don't make me tap the fucking mirror yeah yeah she goes you can stop having sex with guys i go go, hey, I got someone you should meet. Here's what it is. I guess ladies shave your heads, and hopefully they'll donate the hair to cancer patients. There we go.

Yeah. That's always sort of a funny one when girls are like, to protest, I'm going to get uglier. Yeah. Okay. It's one of those things. I was like, who is this hurting? I'll tell you who this is actually hurting, because was thinking about that exact question other than themselves well i have an answer to that because i was thinking about this where even in the context of rubbing it in a little bit when people are rubbing it in i was kind of making me think you go who is this actually

hurting like you said you go girls are doing all this stuff i'm gonna get uglier it is hurting the boyfriends of these women yeah because she's getting online and she you know someone posts like some uh really really incendiary stuff whatever the word is yeah and then she's obviously can't do anything so she goes home to her husband and they if they have two kids she shaves her head and she goes i'm fucking on pro 4b yeah so i think he goes you're 4bB. You're 4 fucking T tons. 4B bills. Yeah, you are fucking 4B. I've kind of been meaning to bring that up. He does the whistle.

RFK has to make a shot. It's kind of why I voted for Trump, to get you healthy again. To be honest. It's not really working. But I think the answer to the question is, obviously, it doesn't really help anyone. Because you go, if someone removes themselves from the job pool you know who does that hurt it doesn't hurt the customer no it doesn't hurt the customer you know if you remove yourself from the dating pool it doesn't hurt the customer i guess there's like a fringe amount where you go there's less women in the dating pool allegedly or something like that so i guess yeah but those weren't like top top

prospects wasn't top prospect you know you know it's like a guy who plays in like winter ball retiring and you're going yeah this world will be fine but there's a guy that has been dating a girl for like seven years maybe they have a kid maybe they're married and the wife is like fired the fuck up right now being like men men are the worst of this and that stomping around the house you know in a way that he comes home her head's shaved he comes out of her head she's stomping in a way like she goes to the bathroom way that... He comes home, her head's shaved. He comes down, her head's shaved. She's stomping in a way, like, she goes to the bathroom, and you're like, could you be quieter? It's like, oh, you want me to take off my face? The girls that are dating, guys that are dating feminist mom,

that is the one, that's the real victim in this election. The guy who's dating the woman who got real fired up. Yeah, but then there's also a lot of guys who are like, maybe would have matched up with one of these chicks, and they've dodged that bullet. So're that's true i would say the alternative of that is if you were probably dating a guy that got like real real deep into like uh trump and like right-wing conspiracy stuff where you you can't talk about anything without that coming up you know what i mean like you can't just be like oh did you see that new show and yeah everything

has to be you're like i can't just have a conversation with this guy anymore everything's politics um i would say that yeah this would be the version of that i mean there is like the whole thing where women are like yeah i'm divorcing my husband now he voted for trump i think that was one of them i think we had one of them i mean there's been multiple murders related to this one it was uh okay so if we're gonna give a list of do's and don'ts yeah by the way don't over uh a four-year election result don't go murder your dad or your whole family if you're that's an overreaction well if if you're deciding what to do that's probably not the best yeah just because you can't have an abortion don't go abort your entire family you know what would be honestly it would be

a little easier to maybe just pop One state over Yeah If you're in One of the few states That have like A 10 week Like thing Or whatever it is Probably just pop over

Next door To one of the 16 Greyhound And you know I mean you can take the train From New York to Florida I don't know if we meet These guys on a greyhound

Of history One of the most famous guys That went on the greyhound And then he chopped off Heads in Canada Yeah that's a good point As Nathan McIntosh Told me I said this on this podcast But it's good point. As Nathan McIntosh told me, I said this on this podcast, but it's my favorite thing,

as Nathan McIntosh said the funniest thing he's ever heard, he goes, oh, fuck, you remember when Buddy chopped Buddy's head off? That's what the guy said. And fucking Buddy who chopped Buddy's head off is currently out. Buddy who chopped Buddy's head off, out and about. Yeah, he's just living his life right now. I know. Yeah.

So don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't go kill your whole family minnesota dad who's against trump after the election he gunned his wife down ex-girlfriend two kids in a murder suicide just because the election didn't go your way that's correct he this guy was pretty hyped up though apparently according to his post sounds like he was pretty hyped up he was a he was a little more hyped up than your average sounds like it so this guy wasn't a happy camper

but again sometimes camping doesn't go your way yeah there's gotta be some better ways maybe some jujitsu or something throw on some Joe Rogan no I wanna ask you a question is it possible he was just hungry and I don't have all the information but sometimes you just need a Snickers bar

yeah the blood sugars are bad I don't know but there was another it actually just happened today where um this chick went murdered her dad with a like a an ice climbing axe oh my god over over because i think he voted for trump and she was like some crazy lesbian chick so don't do that no i mean again it's it's a mental health thing obviously because all these, that is the one threat is that- Yeah, he threatened her mental health. Yeah, yeah. He threatened her mental health, and it was already on very thin ice to begin with.

It's not like she was doing great, but- Nice pick. Yeah, but don't do that. Don't do that. No. Women furious about Trump win start the Mat-Ga movement, which glorifies poison men. They're always back to their old tricks yeah that's why we had to you know what if they're doing this we're bringing back the witch trials

if you want to you want to do this you want to poison men you want to go back to the 1600s poisoning men oh fine fine i hope you can float that's all i'm gonna say i hope you can float. Matt, guy. I don't know about this. It's always back to poison, these people, eh? Yeah, yeah. Women online have taken to filming ghoulish murder fantasy videos in which they romanticize lacing men's beverages with deadly poison as a justifiable response.

It says in the article, justifiable response. Justifiable, totally justifiable, yeah. To fears about abortion rights under a second Donald Trump presidency. Now, listen, if you're going to poison a couple people, all I ask is when he doesn't make any changes on the abortion front, at least apologize for the people you poisoned. Yeah, that would be reasonable. That's the thing, too.

That's the M.O. of all female serial killers is poisoning. Of course. That's their jam. I know. So this isn't even really out of character. They're just kind of course that's their jam i know so this isn't even really out of character they're just kind of chicks be shopping for poison yeah they're just kind of talent on themselves at this point women be shopping for poison yeah so that's a lot yeah yeah i think we need to do something about tiktok i don't know tiktok does you see that they banned that they that they yeah i mean the ccp talk i don't get any TikTok does seem like Did you see that they banned? That they, that they, yeah, I mean, the CCP's just Get rid of the talk.

I don't get any views on there either, so let's fucking get rid of that app. Nuke it. Have you seen that on TikTok, though, there's a stem? What does that mean? Like the engineering,

like the science, technology, engineering, math. Like, you know how, like, you have your 4U page,

and then there's the following page, and then there's like a stem page, where it's all just like, basically, it's the China page. That's the one they have in China. They don't have a 4U page. They just have like basically it's the china page that's the one they have in china they don't have a for you page they just have like here's how to do algebra is that true yeah they don't let you do they don't let you just like mindlessly scroll

bullshit i've heard this theory i didn't know the extent it's real but they have it now here too i didn't even notice it until recently i think i changed something on my tiktok like from uh either from like a business page to a personal page or something for some reason and then uh it's just like the stem thing i'm sure the muck bangers will figure out how to hack their way onto the stem page yeah yeah but there is like there's a stem page where it's just like a learning algorithm so you're scrolling and you just get fed stem stuff it's oh if you go i don't really ever go there but if you do it's only just like learning it's just only educational it's not like chicks talking about poisoning dudes. Although maybe the chicks could make it over into the STEM one by being like, this is how you make the poison.

It's like a chemistry thing. One step ahead of you, boys. All right, ladies, get your cauldrons. But do you see that in Canada, they kicked out TikTok? They didn't ban the app. Yeah, I saw some wacky-ass shit going with that, actually. They go, TikTok has to shut all their headquarters in Canada and leave. Yeah leave yeah the app's allowed there but they're not allowed to operate in canada you go okay well what is that so what problem was that supposed to solve no idea you go so

it's a problem like them being in canada is a problem but they go yeah yeah they just leave i don't know i don't know what the hell is going on there yeah yeah i don't even want to think about fucking true dope right now. I mean, I will say the Canadians probably seeing Trump win, that is a little canary in the coal mine. I mean, I even say that, I go, he wasn't going to win again. It doesn't matter. It's going to be polievre.

But I think people are kind of like seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. Well, to your vibe that tiktok's a problem here's a tick here's a tiktoker um she issues extreme advice to women to leave their dangerous husbands and to not have kids because trump got elected start making a plan if you voted for that man you need to leave him you need to leave him i know you love him i know you think he can change but especially if you're married to him you are in danger danger right now. You are in a lot of danger. What's the danger? We're not really sure what the danger is. Maybe he'll eat your poison and then you're going to go to jail. He accidentally eats your poison. You incorrectly labeled it.

Why are you in danger for this guy? He voted for Trump. He goes, you're in danger. I don't know. I mean, chicks kind of make up I guess they think there's like 150 million serial killers in this country. Yeah, i don't know because if anything if he closed up the border you're probably realistically a little safer i think they they probably think he's gonna go to like a trump rally and then get like hyped

up and then come home and just like in a punchy mood something like that i don't really know the thing but you know there's gonna be girls taking this advice so that's what i'm saying there but you're right i guess if you if your girl's so far off the deep end i guess it is probably better that you guys yeah i mean you didn't have a solid relationship. This is what it took to just end your relationship was Trump getting elected. Have you ever properly dated someone that was, like, overly political? No. Either of us.

No, that's kind of a deal breaker. I've, like, met people that were, like, whatever, like, hung around or, like, you know, what do you call it? Talked to. Yeah, talked to, yeah. Talked to people that were, you know what do you call it talk to yeah talk to yeah talk to people that were you know like casually dated i guess people that were super political but i've never actually been in any sort of real relationship with a woman that was like over the top about politics yeah yeah like even right now when my wife brings up politics i'm just like no no you're not just

all of a sudden getting into politics like we're not doing this this is danny pull a shucks hose i already list if you want if you anything you want to know about politics I wrote what we think on I sent you a newsletter with our updated opinions in the Polishuk household you watch the boys cast

if you want to know what our opinions are in this household but she's just like you can't believe that I go no no no like you're not just all of a sudden

caring about politics like it was one thing if I met her and she cared about politics she'd never care about politics and then now she'll occasionally be like, oh, this is like, what about... Interesting. Not doing this.

You say, listen, you jingle the keys. She doesn't care about the abortion thing or anything. You jingle the keys and you say you just bought yourself ten more minutes in the cage. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'd love to unchain you from this pipe right now, but you just won't shut up about politics. If you want to check your email,

I've given you the updated and modified opinions for the week that we think in this household. I just put them on the fridge. I'll tell you what, you keep telling her what she can and can't think. You're about to get poisoned, my friend. No, she's not industrious like that. Nah.

Yeah. You haven't fucking, you might be on, why don't you get her a fucking, give her a few more months on TikTok. Yeah, maybe. I'll start, Danny, Danny, you're an easy one to poison too because you get her fucking give her a few more months on TikTok. Yeah, maybe. Danny, Danny, you're an easy one

to poison too because you'll eat fucking anything. I'll like literally eat like a thing and goes, mmm, poisson. I like fish.

Oh, this is I mean, it's some sort of French fish we got. A full turkey. Oh, I'm going to remove this syringe.

I can't eat something with a syringe on it. so potentially you're about to get poisoned my friend all right i'm telling you the real victims are the guys dating girls that are really really hyped right now oh that sucks like a normal dude who's just like some it lives in new york and his chick's like i don't i can't ever get an abortion you're like yeah you like her in post of that she was like just so you know all you fucking men hate us and i was like we just did your show yeah exactly we don't hate you unless we can't vote legally can't vote don't hate me i does blow my mind how men are getting

so much hate right now when it's like the fucking most great groups of women voted for this guy yeah it's more than 50 percent of women voted for for uh or at least more than 50 percent of white women it's like i just don't get how you can have that kind of cognitive dissonance where you're just like this is all right doesn't get how women can have cognitive dissonance like tons of women voted for her too and you go it's men's fault you go what the fuck the patriarchy ryan patriarchy's back baby and you go yeah this is gonna happen I always like to people I'm like

this is gonna happen the rest of your life you're gonna win some then you're gonna lose some yeah I mean I said this specifically like if you can't accept that your party loses sometimes

then you're like you don't really like if you expect your party to win every time then you're not in a democracy or a republic I guess their argument was like I understand that

I just this specific guy trump really fucking grinds their gears yeah well he grinds their gears in a way like jd vance i don't even know if jd vance grinds their gears in the same way yeah trump specifically girl find something about him you know they will he's gonna grind their gears too yeah yeah george bush grinded everyone's gear yeah I guess just because of social media The grinding is up a little higher Yeah, it's grinding

Because I think people would read the paper, watch the news But then they would go on their life But now they're getting grinded 24-7 Because they're on the subway getting grinded They're in their car getting grinded You know what I mean? They go for a walk, they bring their phone Put the headphones on so they get a little more grinding

Yeah, listen to their fucking chick podcasts Yeah, the chick podcasts are telling them to haven't been any protests none no that's not sure there was none but there was like there's only been they're all palestine yeah yeah that's what i'm saying only the pro-palestine but they're like they protest anyways yes palestine has a lock on protesting right now because they have the i think the the maybe like the kind of farthest left like yeah they sort of own the protesting space where it's like that so you know what i mean like if you show up you go i'm protesting against trump winning and they go here grab this palestine flag and they go no i just want to protest against trump no no no that's

we're doing this now yeah you're showing up with your pussy hat and they're just like you know they're giving you your jews are bad sign and you're just like you're just like i was mad that trump was and now i'm holding a hitler sign what the fuck is he holding a goddamn swastika i go what is that fucking amaz outfit i just wanted to say i don't like trump anyways i think it's a good sign actually for overall culturally well they have to i think they'll get like but those guys will get onto a new protest i think they i think the old protest organizers are mainly palestineed right now. Yeah, but I did see some like the woman who owns the Women's March website was trying to fire up another one. And I honestly think it's like not sticking really.

I'm telling you. Well, they only do one real thing at a time. And I think Palestine's really taken over the causes. Yeah. But I was in Chicago and they had a huge one and it was outside of Trump's hotel. And I was just like, you know, he's not there. Middle fingers up. Just doing that again.

Danny forgets to write audio sometimes. Giving a middle finger to a building. Yeah, you tell that fucking thing. Apparently it was a big one though, man. I talked to the cab driver and he was like, oh yeah, yeah, big protest. Yeah. Well, got to protest something.

Sure. But you are right in the sense that there isn't specific ones against him but I think they're all the protests that are Palestine adjacent yeah they're all Palestine but they would have done that

they're like Trump and Palestine but the ones before were like Trump and like I don't think if Kamala Harris won they still would have been out doing the pro-Palestine thing

like it was she wasn't the savior of this thing no you're right the Palestine might have been happening regardless yeah that was happening regardless

I don't know if it would have happened as much. I think so. I think Trump gets people I mean, that's the thing is like he won, I believe he won Dearborn, Michigan, which is like

the super Arab place. So the pro-Palestine people specifically, I mean, they're the one who called Joe Biden Genocide Joe. Right? Like they didn't like the

You know what? They were protesting. Apparently. High flag protest. Well, they were saying they don't think all of the superheroes Should be Jewish Spiderman, Batman, Silverman Spiderman, Batman, Superman

Who was that? Simon Rockoff Simon Rockoff Old friend of ours joke Spiderman, Superman, Batman Good shit And then okay And then there was the you know danny you've been commenting you said the mainstream media and you lame stream media is how i refer to them now

he said that you little late on calling them that but that's your quote out of danny's mouth he's been posting it on his old facebook i didn't even know it was active just personal facebook account 300 friends friends and family by the way do you ever go on facebook anymore nah my page not my dude it's like facebook has turned into i i like very rarely go on there and it's now all uh like promoted not promoted like sponsored content but it's just like a algorithm or random shit it's all just like chicks with thongs and like it's devolved into this ew unrecognized unrecognizable like it's all just like you know clickbait garbage like i don't even see stuff from people i really follow anymore it's like one thing for someone i follow then 10 random if you go on your personal page my personal page

10 random just like bullshit like memes from some page i don't follow and then like another thing from something i don't understand how that's such you know what the only reason why maybe i'm like literally like camel toe like photos of some chick like pulling up her thong giving her like camel i'm like this is what facebook is now i think they just fucking dominate the like 60 plus demo yeah oh yeah for sure that i agree with but i just i thought i think facebook just like rocks the other platforms when it comes to 60 and overs yeah and that's the thing i don't even arguing with their family members i don't use facebook so i have no reason for that to be like i didn't like look at tons of stuff and made that my algorithm i never go on

there so that's just what they're being like this is just what it is people forget facebook was kind of the most arguing platform for a while yeah yeah now it's twitter yes but i think it still is i think it still is like i remember my buddy's mom was telling me that she got in a big like fight with her her friend from uh workout like their bike cycling class because she was saying that you know she was like oh posted one of my friends got uh too drunk and this and that and then she goes oh fuck off deb she posted that and she was showing me the thing me and my buddy she was his mom was showing us this we were fucking dying oh that's great oh fuck off deb yeah yeah but it's like it's turned into just this weird ass weird it's a weird place weird place now

yeah it is a weird place because you're like what is this exactly it's a huge one yeah there's still a billion people on there yeah so you've been talking about the lamestream the ivy okay so the guardian staff offers counseling for donald trump's win to their staff so they've and the schools ivy league schools offered crayons legos and cookies and milk to cope with trump's win hey nothing hey i'm not gonna sit here slagging off slagging off a cookie rfk might have something to say about this though what kind of fucking two percent milk no no no no no raw milk rfk raw milk raw milk unpasteurized unpasteurized grass fat yeah the cookies i want to make sure that these are organic yeah but it is one of those things where whatever obviously college kids are going to be crazy or whatever. But the news, we've said this before, but it's like, if you work for the news and you

were having a meltdown over the news, you probably shouldn't work for the news. Or just make different news. Now you're talking. Just make news that you're not going to melt down over. Well, you belong in public news. You belong in local news. If you're having a meltdown over election news- It's the only real news, really really you shouldn't be in news you should be in you know martha's bakeries doing a

bonanza next friday that's what you should be talking about yeah you go there's uh the bridge is out you should be telling the bridge downtown is having maintenance today from two to four make plans accordingly you should be talking about maintenance issues with the bridge you should be talking about the new slide that they added at the public swimming pool the new gazebo the new gazebo the park got a new gazebo today

yes you should be talking about some of the qualms that people have that there's you know an epidemic of some people haven't been picking up their dog species and we're going to need to come together that's the news you should be doing if you can't handle news. Yeah. I mean, it's the only really shit that affects people really anyways is what's happening on your local level.

You work in the news and you're having a meltdown over the news. I don't even know what to say right now. There's not much to say. It's not much to say, but it is really something. The only thing I will say is I think Brian Stelter was posting a lot about this and I don't know if it's true, but he was kind of saying that, um, you know,

there's going to be a big, he was saying in a crazy way, but basically saying like, DC is going to have a brain drain because a lot of journalists are saying they don't want to work another four years on Trump. Like who knows? They're not going to have fucking jobs, man.

It's like, do we not be their choice? But, but you can see at the point where I could see someone that was like, Hey, like, you you know the election was a big deal we're gonna move on back to normal stuff pretty soon like other people in our industry you know we're gonna and we're gonna be back to you know culture is gonna change people

aren't gonna be talking about this forever it'll be in the one of the things that's in the zeitgeist but if you are news you're gonna be talking about with the president non-stop i can understand if you're just like a really hate that person you're just like it's not going to be good for me mentally to do another four years of this no but also they've like you probably should actually they're not going to have the budgets to do the stuff they did like on the first trump term like they're right their viewership is down so much and then if you couple that with rfk successfully removing pharmaceutical ads which will be you know 10 you think that's gonna happen i don't know i don't know if it's how easy that is or hard but if that happens and you're like okay well you just lost 10 of your revenue uh from like a lot of these like you know

media like any like mainstream news just lost 10 of the money they make and i don't know you're kind of making it seem like they're not gonna be all do much you're basically saying that right now with elon musk and vivek basically it's kind of making it seem like they're not going to be able to do much. You're basically saying that right now with Elon Musk and Vivek, basically, it's kind of one of those situations where your little brother wants to play the game and you give him a controller that's not plugged in. Yeah, I mean, you know, this might be hyperbolic and who knows, maybe they figure out a way around this. But I think they're on the other side of the hill on this one.

And this is just the slow. We're just going to watch this very slow decline of all these sites. Or not even sites, like, you know, broadcasters. Not even going to watch this very slow decline of these all these sites like or like not even sites like you know broadcasters not even gonna be that slow well it'll be the same the old thing where it's like how fast did it go it was like slowly and then all at once yeah then all at once exactly yeah yeah but you know like stock market is cooking right now everything bitcoin i sold mine yeah this morning nice your. Nice. You're Bitcoin? Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah. The wife said to buy some, which I think might be a top signal.

Yes. She's like, we need Bitcoin. I go. I'm going to. Yeah, that's not probably good. First time you've ever said that at 90K. Your wife woke you up. Literally. your wife woke you up literally she's like sending me like just these like spammy like

investor like links just being like the we need bitcoin yeah she's like we need bitcoin probably means it's going down i had one bitcoin and i sold it this morning. Nice. Because I had sort of predicted this. Well, I said that before this started, I put a little money in a few things based on my hypothesis that it was probably going to be Trump and it was accurate and things are up. Nothing crazy, though.

It wasn't the biggest things. But the Bitcoin one, it felt frothy to me. I didn't make some crazy money. Michael Saylor's still buying. Well, those guys are holding forever. You know what? But he's dropping $2 billion at all-time highs. TJ Miller was yelling at me.

I told you this, because TJ Miller basically says I'm a poser because I'm swing trading it. And he was like, you're not supposed to do that. I'm not even really making that much money. But I am. I don't know.

It feels like I'm kind of working yeah i mean again it's if the the hardcore bitcoin people are just like this just give me a you know two million dollars or some shit one day yeah well he's like hanging out with the wingel bosses and everything and they're just like it's a cardinal sin to ever sell it yeah yeah well i mean there can't be more of it so it. It is, I mean, again, they're right. They've been right so far. Sort of, but if you're swing trading, they're not right because they went up and down like four times. Well, that's the thing.

Their whole thing is like, yeah, it's going to be insanely volatile, but just keep holding and, you know, it keeps just making all-time highs. Yeah, and then it keeps going back down. Yeah, but they're like, we don't care because we don't play it for six months or two years even timeline. They're like, wait 10 years or 20 years. Well, I know. I think I'm obviously getting a little fucking cocky. You're thinking I'm going to outsmart the fucking trends, but I'm two for two predicting tops.

It just feels so obvious with this one. Maybe. But you're right. This one could just keep going up. I mean, 100K is like a big round number where it seems like that'll be hard to get over. You're right. It seems like, oh, yeah, I see what you're saying.

Never mind. I kind of misinterpreted you. I thought you were going to say that it could stay up get over. You're right. It seems like, oh yeah, I see what you're saying. Nevermind. I kind of misinterpreted you. I thought you were going to say that it could stay up by there, but it just feels to me like what you said when it's like, I had three different people being like, should I buy Bitcoin? Yeah. And first of all, I'm not the smartest guy with this stuff in the world. Like I kind of know what I'm talking about a little bit, but I'm not like some fucking

great investor. You maybe are, but I'm like, like so i'm these are people that are like i gotta do this let me talk to my friend who's an expert me yeah like i'm the the smartest guy that they know in this thing so they don't know what they're talking about i don't really know what i'm talking about i'm the best they can do is ask me and i go well if all that's happening like i i feel like that's usually the sign. I'm still waiting for my top shots to come back. Put a lot of money in top shots. One day.

One day. One day they'll be back. 10 realistic ways people are coping with Trump's victory. Sitting in silence to mourn. So this is HuffPost and this is some advice they give you. So sitting in silence to mourn is a good way. I came home. I've been glued to the couch just sitting in silence in a morning.

Yeah. I don't know if I recommend that one. I mean, if it means sitting in silence, we're talking shit about sitting in silence right now? I'm back in, folks! Hey! Lady sitting in silence? I'm back. Dude, this is whoever wrote this. Give them a fucking raise, dude.

I'm back in. Not forgiving the people who didn't vote. in. Not forgiving the people who didn't vote. I will never forgive the people who didn't vote. I've dealt with that hurt by journaling and blocking folks. So make sort of... You know, women are really handling this whole thing well. That's the takeaway.

Women just across the board. They're not handling it as well. It's a little less crazy than I thought. If I thought the craziness was going to be about like an 80, think it was more like a 74 i think it was a little less crazy but it's starting to get it's probably just getting started maybe no i think it's a good sign actually i think it's a good sign for everything i think it's yeah i think we kind of like went through some shit and now we're on the other end of it it's a groundhog day situation for sure yeah but i think i think this will be good for for like comedy and stuff i just can't agree the hovind and post this is the advice they're giving people where they go

you know somebody not ai wrote this nobody works there anymore it's just like a fucking they press a button that's not true i'll find the person i'm kidding let's find the okay monica torres wrote this so yeah eat your fucking words fabless assuming that's a real person i mean they're never saying ai wrote this that that having the post can never do that so first of all you're gonna want to sit in silence tomorrow and in your handmaid's tale then when you're done that make a mental steve buscemi style list of people that need to pay yeah i need to pay up need to making lists of people that you think voted the other way is probably it's actually interesting on on poly market right now donald trump is only a 95 chance uh to be president on january 20th what's that noise the pipe that seems like a easy easy some

easy money yeah it is a weird one though what do they think is gonna happen i don't know i don't want to know how much funny business did you think happened because your prediction was funny business um none there was there was no well there was actually if you look at wisconsin remember in um i think it was pennsylvania what was the state where there's like you know that that image they always show where it was like they found all those votes in the middle of the night and it just like went up like that. I saw that. From 2020.

Was that on a governor race? No, it was for the state. Yeah, it was for the state or whatever to win the state. But it was like it was the blue and then it has a huge spike. It was like the 3 a.m. I can't remember what state that was in or whatever. Wisconsin had a similar thing where there was just like in the middle of the night, there's just this like huge line

up that dropped off a bag of votes I guess but because they were so far ahead it didn't cross over yeah it didn't work but it had that same exact like that dude you know they haven't even finished counting California really like they still have like millions of votes to count why is they

bad at writing so they're hard to figure out there it takes a long time to decipher what they know? I could not tell you why they can't fucking count their votes. We're now over a week past the election. That education system. 86% of the vote cast as of right now.

Which is like 14% is a million votes they still have to count. That's weird. Silencing emotions to preserve tip-based income so they're saying if you work at a restaurant one of the things they're doing is just figuring out a way to silence their emotions so they're not walking up to a table and flipping it you know spitting in a guy's face at your job honestly that i'm in favor of chicks silence the emotions if you work at ihop turn off the ring. If you work at IHOP, turn off the ringer. If you work at IHOP, yeah, don't punch anyone in the face

because you think they might have voted for Trump. Just because you... They're wearing a MAGA hat. If you're a server, don't explode on people is the advice there. It's good advice.

I mean, it should be without saying, but... Yeah, you see the CNN conspiracy where the guy wants to... He wants Joe Biden to make Kamala Harris the president for like a month. That'd be fun. He actually floated that. Sure.

Give her the make-a-wish. Make-a-wish president. Because also, she's the one who has to certify the election. Because the vice president certifies the election. Sucks for her.

So she's got to certify the election for the guy who beat her. Crappy certification to have to do. Yeah, it's tough. Probably calling sick that day. Feeling it.

I mean, the only funny thing is you fuck up his merch real bad that's what they did in canada kim campbell yeah exactly but you thought you the only funny thing would be it would ruin all his merch because he has all the 45 47 merch but then it would actually be 48 huge move funny little gag to both i don't think joe will do it because Joe Biden fucking hates Kamala Harris Joe Biden doesn't seem like he's about to do any shit like that no no dude did you see that thing where Kamala Harris what's Joe Biden do right now what's his day I believe he's the president of the United States of America

it doesn't seem like it seems like he's fucking cooking around it seems like that guy's living the fucking life right now well I think he's kind of happy that she lost right because that was the whole deal is he I think he even though the when he got... You have to be a little bit happy if you're him. Well, when he got nominated,

like remember the whole deal was, he's a transition president, right? Like they always said he was going to be a one-term president. They go, we just need to get not Trump. And they go, so this is going to be the guy. But they always said at the time that you're like, he's not going to be a two-term president. It's going to be one term.

And he was like, I am. He goes, yeah, I'm fit to do it. And they go, no, you're not. I mean, it seems like he wasn't. But I think he's pumped because I think in his mind he's just like, yeah, well, I would have done better than you. Yeah, I wouldn't have lost this bad. Do you think he would have done better? No. Yeah, he's getting pretty

old by the end. I don't think so. Although it looks like Trump's not going to win the popular vote, which is crazy. Interesting. Yeah, by the time they uh tally up all the votes i think he's gonna be a shade under 50 i guess we'll see yeah um the last one they said saving money to buy a plane ticket if needed i'm starting a process of selling my car and things started to sell your car so you already put your that's crazy trump gets fucking voted in so you put your car on fucking craigslist what's the reason for this because she needs to save money to buy a plane ticket because she's like basically at any moment she's gonna have to fucking flee the country dude people are so crazy like i saw do you see that one tiktok where this couple was like

we got our passports we're going to move into canada and then they just go to windsor and you're like it's not how like moving to canada works you don't just go to win that always drives me nuts i honestly think that's some of the problem i've had with america like whenever i talk to like americans and when they talk about the border thing they're just like you know i'll just go here and it was like one of the reasons i think there's so some people are so laissez-faire with like uh border stuff is because they're like in their mind they're like i can just go anywhere you're like no you can't no you can You're like, no, you can't. No, you can't.

Yeah. You think you could just move to London? Yeah. And they're like, yeah, I can. And you're like, no, you can't. No, you can't.

No, no, no. They just think, they're just like, we're America. Of course we can. A lot of Americans that I know think that they could just move anywhere they want

willy nilly at any point in time. So they're like, well, why can't people here? If I can move anywhere, you're like, you can't. You're like, yeah, I can.

Like, and I've actually had that conversation with people where it was like, they were like, yeah, I can. Yeah, of course. And I had to be like, Google't you're like yeah i can like and i've actually had that conversation with people where it was like they were like okay i can yeah and i had to be like google that yeah you can just move to other countries like yeah for like a few months yeah some yeah you go to canada for six months for sure you can't move just permanently get a health care and all that stuff it's like you gotta apply and go through a whole process and right but that's yeah so many people are just like well i'm moving out of the country you're like what do you do you're like i work at walmart you're like and you think you could just move like what are you talking about i mean you can move to mexico i guess

i don't know is that true i think you can i think mexico there are a bunch of like crappier countries no offense mexico who um like smaller economies i guess who they you know you can basically just buy your way into a lot of countries not into a citizen selling her car by a plane ticket she can't buy her way into a citizen yeah yeah she's not gonna do it but again i don't like i'm not saying amy schumer can't move to canada if she wants to of course famous people and rich like you know super rich still has to go through the process though she still has to go through the process but she could do it yeah there's a normal person here's a normal person you can just like buy your way into a fucking british citizenship you'd have to go find a job like you'd have to and then you'd have to find someone that's going

to do your paperwork and it's not it's not you know it's not that easy yeah and we're also by the way on the second trump presidency we're not one person the real way for you to do it is if you were a normal person you would go for there for six months meet someone and marry them that's the like you could hack that but it like, that's a lot to do. Yeah. And even then, after you marry for six months, you're going to be a couple months for the citizenship. You're going to have to come back.

A couple months. It's still years. Sorry, a couple years. So then you're going to have to live in a different country with the person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then by the time you actually get your green card for London, it's like the guy's out of office.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, by the time you go, ah, it's looking good, back over there, you come back. You and fucking Bryan Cranston yeah yeah so people also again that's here that's peak groundhog day is moving to a different country and i mean i've yet to hear of one i mean no celebrities did that i'll tell you i was cooking around i did some street interviews and i've been talking to people on the streets chatting with people i know there's a lot of craziness going on online i've not seen a crazy amount of stuff in real life yeah yeah because people just have real lives yes but in 2016 i felt like yeah everyone talked

about this i feel like in real life people are that's what i'm saying that's why i think it's a good sign yes i agree yeah not a lot of craziness i think it'll be be good for everything definitely less and lastly am i the asshole for not believing my boyfriend that suddenly became I agree. Yeah, not a lot of craziness. I think it'll be good for everything. Definitely less. And lastly, am I the asshole for not believing my boyfriend that suddenly became gay due to the altitude difference when he was on a work trip in Utah? No, that is true. Yeah, everyone knows that. Altitude will make you gay. High altitude.

Everybody knows that. Dude, if you ever go to the top of Mount Everest or whatever, and sometimes you'll see how people die there or whatever. How do you think they died? Yeah, but you'll see sometimes there'll be like two dead bodies doing like two guys 69ing and that's how they died. Of course, yes. Obviously. Like Pompeii style just like

sucking each other off and then they froze to death. And it's not their true, they didn't want to. Yeah, they're not gay. I mean they're not gay. Yeah, there's nothing gay about altitude gay sex. No, I don't know. It's just like sometimes the altitude kind of lowers the oxygen. Yeah, do you know what altitude that is for danny c level i get real gay at c level it's the fucking altitude anything above danny gets fucked up i get crazy it's basically like i'm poppers y'allny gets fucked up. I get crazy.

It's basically like I'm poppers. Y'all got me fucked up with this altitude. 10 below sea level. You're on the beach right now. Yeah, man. It makes me crazy.

My boyfriend of three years every now and then goes to Utah for a few days because his customer service branch operates out there. I got a text from his co-worker who had become a friend of ours and it said that my boyfriend

cheated on me with some guy on the customer care team. Interesting that the co-worker is fucking ratting him out for that. What a piece of shit. Yeah, he'd be like, just so you know, your boyfriend's sucking a dick.

I think the co-worker's trying to get in there. What's the other explanation? Fucking white knight over there. I asked him if he was telling me he was gay or bisexual and regardless, cheating is cheating. He insisted insisted he was not gay the strangest thing happened that he was at dinner in utah and he suddenly became gay i was like what the fuck

he said it was down due to the altitude he said the higher altitude can have an impact on how people think on their emotions and he thinks that the high altitude made him gay temporarily he said as soon as he landed back home he was back to being straight. Oh! Go on, those. He's smitten up.

He's holding the guy's hand inside the plane. What the hell? Does that work on a plane? Does he get gay on a plane? Oh, he gets real gay on a plane, yeah. Is he just mile high clubbing?

He has to pick two movies and he flicks back and forth between the Princess Bride and the Mike Tyson documentary. Just watching Brokeback Mountain the whole time being like, God damn it, I hate you. Then you need another good... Brokeback is... I feel like it was the best reference for a gay movie, but there hasn't been another replacement of that.

Joker 2? Yeah, I guess you could say that but it doesn't have the same state it doesn't have the same yeah it doesn't have the same hit like where you go all this guy was watching Brokeback that was there hasn't been another good one if it ain't broke back to my grows maybe but it was oh yeah it has to be like a huge movie yeah he said he couldn't believe I would blame him for something that is medical and science And out of his control

He really looked bewildered and angry I don't know Play the science card on her You gotta respect this guy's hustle I'm starting to wonder if I'm overreacting I think this guy stands a chance Yeah you're actually kind of not sure She's writing this article

She's asking questions I feel like this guy that you know that just goes to show you if you pick a story and you stick with it long enough eventually people will come around let me ask grok can high altitude make you gay i think uh grok's just gonna send you a meme nah you gay and it's gonna be fucking iced tea i got news for you pal you gay turns out i's going to be fucking iced tea. I got news for you, pal. You gay. Turns out I don't know how to spell altitude. I think Grok's going to say, only one way to find out, meet you in the closet.

It says, I checked the scientific literature. It seems that while high altitude might make you feel lightheaded, it won't change your sexual orientation. Grok doesn't have this guy's back. Yeah. So there you go. So there is a moral of the story that gaslighting works, I think is the point of this. Keep going, boys. We invented this shit

and we're going to keep doing it. We started this gaslight shit. And this is the motherfucking things we get. Hey, Trump won again. We're gaslighting still. Fellas, patreon.com slash the boys cast. You already know what it is. Every week, a new episode.

Thank you to all the new patrons. We very much appreciate it. Thank you, everyone who's been watching Danny's videos at youtube.com slash at Danny Joe. P comedy. At Danny P comedy. That's a bad handle. Yep.

And Ryan Long comedy. Danny Jones is taken by some joker. A joker as Danny Jones? No, no. It's a bad handle. Yeah. And Ryan long comedy. I just take it by some Joker. A Joker is Danny jokes. No, no. It's like some dude who does magic who hasn't used his channel in fucking 10

years. Don't like that. Hate it. No, don't like that. You got to have uniform handle conformity. I can't. People pay millions of

dollars for those handles, man. Yeah. I don't think I'm going to pay day. Yeah. I don't think I'm going to every time you have another

AI video, he's fucking counting his chickens. Dude, the guy who has some guy who has, um, what was I don't think I'm going to be... Every time you have another AI video, he's fucking counting his chickens. Dude, the guy who has... Some guy who has... What was it? Fucking chat.com or whatever just sold it for 20 million bucks to chat GPT.

Isn't that how Mark Cuban got rich? Fucking... He did some of that, yeah. But that's how Michael Saylor got rich too, actually. But this guy who bought chat.com and he sold it for like

20 million bucks to chat GPT. I own chad.com. That's a good one too. I turned it into a gay porn site. Jokes on the Chad. Peace, fellas. Later.