The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Doctor Phil Joins ICE, A Woman Sues Uber Because She's Too Fat & Biohacker Measures Sons Boners

Episode Date: January 31, 2025

Dr. Phil is rounding up illegal criminals on the streets of Chicago, Kamala blames her husband for her election loss, and Steve Harvey tries to scam the boys SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! PRIZEPICKS - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/boyscast True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! Bilt - Go to https://joinbilt.com to start earning points on rent you already pay SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy   Chapters: 0:00 - A&E’s controversial new show 1:17 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 2:00 - Intro 2:24 - White house correspondents 5:37 - Strange times 6:39 - Deepseek 10:51 - The eggs are too damn high 12:11 - RFK getting flak 14:52 - Fat rapper sues because she couldn’t fit in a Lyft 19:10 - Like and subscribe! 19:43 - Steve Harvey scam 23:29 - Lauren Boebert misgenders someone 29:00 - 15% of inmates in women’s prison are trans? 30:54 - AD - PRIZEPICKS - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play a $5 lineup 32:51 - AD - HUEL - Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/boyscast 34:39 - Kamala blames husband for election loss 48:07 - Girls into politics 49:46 - Dr. Phil vs. illegal criminals 1:03:31 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! 1:05:41 - AD - Bilt - Go to https://joinbilt.com to start earning points on rent you already pay 1:07:51 - Ryan’s theory 1:10:47 - Tariffs / AI 1:36:59 - Cantroversy 1:48:38 - Crazy ppl 1:50:07 - Wrap up

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DannyComedy.com The Boyscast is here Your favorite podcast For a podcast exclusively for the boys The White House Correspondents here Ryan Long, Danny Polachuk So what happened basically? They announced yesterday The new head of the new press secretary

Is like we're opening up the press room For like alternative media Podcasts Which I guess is fair Some of these news podcasts like you think about like sagar and whatever yeah and i mean obviously bigger than you know yeah and trump basically said like this is the shit that got me elected was like going on all these podcasts and stuff so it's not even that crazy but so they just have a link and you can

just apply hey i'm uh john samsendar from the uh cum sucking hour I mean literally it'll be like that a lot of that I don't know how they're gonna find more people fucking watch the the cum zone then probably yeah the cum zone is very popular more people watch that than watch you know the whatever news stations has media and

yeah media or whatever so anyways they just it was like you didn't have to put in any information. They just wanted your Twitter handle, basically. That'd be amazing if you got a press thing. Oh, if I get it, I'm going to be fucking. Hi, Danny Polashuk here for the boys, guys. My dick's too big for magnums.

Are you thinking about doing anything for that? How will you be addressing that? There's been an epidemic of women walking funny in my neighborhood after I smashed them. Is it possible that we get some ramps, cushions on the seats and the benches? Oh, man. I hope I can just get... I just want one day. I don't want to have to go to D.C. all the time. Danny Poloshuk here.

I'm just wondering if you're going to make laws about getting yo dick sucked. Because if you are, then you're going to have to fucking arrest me and lock up the key. I mean, a lot of people have been falsely being like, oh, you know, this is Empire's only last 250 years on average, and we're at like... I've heard a lot of people have been falsely being like, oh, you know, this is Empire's only last 250 years on average, and we're at like 240. I've heard a lot of talk about the 250 years. And we're at 249

right now. If I get a fucking White House press pass, it's not looking, things aren't looking good. You definitely have to show up in the yarmulke and make a statement. Oh, yeah, I'm going to dress real nice. Dude, I'm showing up in a tux. Mark my words, I'm showing up in a full t i'm uh you count me mark my words i'm showing up

in a full tux sure yeah that would be hilarious so i'd definitely be down to scroll yeah scroll down there with you oh yeah dude that'll be fun also with the 250 years thing because everyone's been saying the empire's dying to every few years but it was sort of the point that remember when we had to reiterate our point we were making about how old joe biden is other people were also making that when they're saying yes but when you're when you're 80 the probability of you live to 81 is actually not that low

because you've already made it to 250 10% chance of dying some people are saying the 250 thing is not no it's not a hard and fast things do move fast I'll tell you though I've been and we'll talk about we can talk about the deep fake thing a little later in the thing but i swear deep seek deep seek yeah yeah deep fucking seek value fake guy deep seek value yeah deep seek not to not to

be confused with deep seek which is just a seat guy with a big the guy who delivered our uber eats earlier yeah yeah yeah i am no but when i'm listening to this stuff i go it is interesting to think where you go the world the amount of time that like humans have been you know kicking around which has been what 2024 years before that there was nothing there was nothing yeah and then zero anything yeah but no dinosaurs we do live in the only kind of time where everything has changed three times in your lifetime oh yeah that's net i mean yeah. That's sort of a weird deal that our generation have. Pretty specific cohort where we had a taste of the analog world. Yeah.

Taste of the analog world, and then that's going away. I mean, we started without internet, and we're ending our life in a pod. Yeah. I mean, dude, I actually have been- Sort of a weird deal where you have to be 40 like in your 40s and 60s you have to be like most people could just kind of like compound you know compound interest is the most important thing where most people they go you know i figured out how to do this thing and then it's you know i get better at it as opposed to the new 20 year

old comes in and just kicks your ass at something that you became an expert at 20 year old like i was actually kind of on the i was saying like I was on the fence about the AI stuff. Now I'm, like, actually full Doomer mode on this. You're just like, slow it down. I hear the people talking about it, and they're like, do you not hear the Chinese, the chips, and the AI? I don't even know it enough to do the jargon to make fun of it. Yeah, yeah, there is a lot of, like, with the Chinese deep-sea stuff.

We're Chinese now. Yeah, yeah, but, like, it already updated. It basically wrote its own code and gave itself an update or whatever to make it faster but like dude there's so many people who are in college how long till we're chinese how does that work uh five years do we have five years before we're chinese pops nihao um they make it a lead you know you you download this program all of a sudden i'm not even out of your hand and you have to use sticks to eat stuff i'm not i've eat pizza with two fucking sticks now it's not so bad i uh i'm actually not even worried about the chinese stuff i'm but the ai stuff is like dude there's so many people who are in school

right now to be an accountant good like that is literally going to be an obsolete job that's what that's what they should play at the uh when they do their graduation it's just like na na na na na did you guys enjoy your courses in county no refunds yeah that's the last amount that's the when they do their graduation. It's just like, na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Did you guys enjoy your courses in accounting? There will be no refunds. Yeah, that's the last amount. That's the last time you'll ever do accounting. You finish your accounting exam and they go,

I hope you enjoy that because you'll never do any accounting ever again. Yeah, you're obsolete completely, dude. Like most, because that's the thing is, you know, when we were younger. I was a horse and buggy repairman. But when we were younger, the whole deal was you're like,

oh, you don't want to be a trade. Like your income's capped and you want to go to college and you can make more money. And now it's a horse and buggy repair man but when we were younger the whole deal was you're like oh you don't want to be a trade like your income's capped and you want to go to college and you can make more money and now it's just like yeah the trades are gonna kill everybody i kill on the toilet i clean in the toilet it's the only guy gonna i mean if you're a plumber or an electrician like ai's not fucking with your shit whereas like if you're some blue or white collar worker like your two options are literally uh prostitute or plumber i mean but the prostitute is even unless you're like an in-person prostitute if you're a prostitute you're like that's going to ai's taking that job too i think that if you're willing to you know bang dudes i think you can always make money

doing that yeah yeah obviously in person yeah yeah there's the oldest profession and it's also going to be the newest profession i know i know that'll never go away well yeah i guess already we brought it up so basically it would to me, it was like reading Chinese. I didn't know what was going on here. All I know is that- Yeah, it was a bit on my pay grade. Essentially, there's all the AI, like the GPTs or whatever, and then this Chinese company, which is actually a lie.

But they came out. They go, we made this- That's what Polly and Lucky said. We made this deep seek model. It cost us $5 million, and it's basically as good as open AI that costs like $500 billion or whatever. Yes. And then,

but it's a lie. It is as good. That's what Palmer Lucky says. Yeah. Um, screenshot one of his things today. Yeah. I mean,

essentially like deep seek is legitimately impressive, but the level of hysteria is an indictment on so many, the $5 million, uh, $5 dollar number is bogus it is pushed by chinese hedge fund to slow investment in america ai startups service their own shorts against american titans and also basically he also said that our media hates tech so much yeah that our media will like take it all hook line and sinker so when america's like

oh american big tech companies are getting crushed by China, like all the media companies are just like, oh, I get to write articles about how- Yeah, tech is dead. Yeah. Good. Tech bros fucking dead. Yeah, they get to write how tech bros are bad. But they got around it because China has some sort of embargo. They're not allowed to buy NVIDIA chips or they're very limited how many they can buy.

So that's why they said- And they need the chips. Because if they said, we spend a billion dollars, you'd be admitting that you basically broke this trade agreement, or whatever, like, embargo thing. But then, apparently, Singapore buys, like, 20% of all NVIDIA chips, which just, like, doesn't make sense.

And the reason is because they all get filtered to China. Right over there. So, I mean, again, nobody thought... But the thing is with DeepSeek is it's open source. Whereas, you know, Elon's like, it's closed ai he calls it even though it's open ai it's actually closed ai it's not open source yeah he's oh the billionaires have been gossiping about each other right deep seek is open source it is pretty funny when you're just like you know we obviously we mentioned the one where the elon musk was talking to us and all he's like he doesn't even have the money

and then but it is funny watching them like on twitter like gossiping about each other like he's a fucking hey man it's politics yeah but they're literally doing the billionaire version of like yeah yeah you know that guy he doesn't have 500 billion dollars wipes fat what a loser he doesn't have 500 he doesn't even have five it really is like oh my god you hear that guy doesn't even have 500 billion dollars pathetic he is pathetic he doesn't even have 500 billion dollars to spare trump's getting hit because the eggs are low or the eggs are too high yeah but that's more from the flu the avian flu that's not because of avian flu and obviously he's been president for a fucking day and a half but it feels like nine years already i'll tell you yeah i'll tell you yeah it has a lot happened. But the egg thing is real. Yeah.

Dude, in my neighborhood, two different places, no eggs. A lot of the places you order food from, no eggs. If you want eggs, you literally have to track down a single mother, follow her home in a balaclava, and then go into her house, steal the eggs. Yeah, you go, this is my eggs now, bitch. I don't know. I go to Trader Joe's. They got plenty of eggs.

They don't anymore. Like in the last week? Yeah. I ate a lot of eggs a week ago. Yeah. Well, I hope you enjoyed it I don't know I was meant to be rationing eggs this whole time exactly even you didn't even

know how good you've got it you didn't realize that those are your last fucking 12 eggs you're probably you know hardballing them you know throwing oh oh oh I've just been egging the neighbors using them to egg stuff no the egg thing has been real that's like the Chris Rock jokers like they don't need gun control they need bullet control you know they like now if you fucking egg someone's house it's like they what they do yeah yeah yeah yeah really

deserved it huh that was a fucking hundred dollar uh hit job right there if you get egged right now you know this yeah you fucked this guy's wife yeah big time those you fucked up yeah so that the egg shortage has been real in my neighborhood okay and what another thing on the topic of you know rfk has been getting uh just shredded and uh as we speak he's getting it is funny when they have to do the hearings and they just have to you know just like sit there and take a shellacking oh absolutely i mean they're everyone has to act so indignant they all they all they every they have charts printed off and stuff yeah like all this like multimedia you know what it really is it's the equivalent of like you uh start dating a girl and then her entire family like her dad her brother her uncle sit

you down in a room and be like so you said you want like what about this girl that you fucked in high school and then you fucking you never dated her so what was that all about yeah he's got some you've tweeted you tweeted in 2005 that getting married is for chumps so are you planning on stringing her along like what are you even doing here i mean but rfk jr kind of proves that like you know even if you were used to be a heroin addict and a sex addict and all this stuff and then you're also a kennedy you can kind of just do whatever yeah if you're doing if you're a kennedy but i think what he should do is when he gets the job i think that it would be so you know they have smoking packet like when you buy cigarettes they have big labels on them right

let's say you know picture of lungs and warnings in canada, they have that. But they still have warnings in America. They have warnings in America, yeah. They just don't have the pitchers. But I think it would be good for restaurants to, right now they have a rule that if it's like, if you have 250 locations, like a McDonald's or something like that. Yeah, you have to put the calories. You have to put the calories.

They should have to put like a warning on, like they should put a warning on where you're eating like, hey, just so you know, this is your entire calories for the day. There should be like a warning on where you're eating like hey just so you know this is your entire calories for the day there should be like a warning on foods yeah I mean I'm kind of black billed on this whole thing because you know RFK is like I want people to eat healthier

I'm like this is America they don't want to I hate to break it to you you're not forcing people to eat healthier well you're not forcing people but what you can do is I was kind of thinking this in terms of like stuff in my life where you know like i'm in that chat group right now with you where people talk about stocks and finance and stuff like that and then i have other chat groups like about comedy and stuff like that and what you want when you're eating healthy it's like i go on the road with like jj and eric and jj is very like healthy so it's just like around me.

You want people to write. So the more that it's like around in the culture where you go, you go to this place, like there's certain times you'll eat something and it'll be like, yo, this is 2,700 calories. And you kind of, but you don't,

I'm dumb with that shit. I mean, that's like the Dunkin Donuts. Dunkin has like a drink. That's like 1500 calories. Yes. You don't even think about it. Right.

How's that even possible? I think if it was all like in the atmosphere you would start thinking about yeah so i think he can do that yeah he's not gonna get the fucking you know what's her name this girl too fat to fit in a lift no not too fat to fit in a forklift actually johnny so this woman's suing This woman's a big woman right She's suing Lyft Because she got in I'll just read some of the stuff before

Then we'll watch this video But basically it says Incident happened earlier this month Name is Dank DeMoss She's suing A rapper She's a rapper But I looked at her profile

She's got like 400 views So this is her big get rich quick scheme right She's suing the companies. She's also, Danny said, she can fit in a forklift. Well, I'll say. She's suing the companies. She's also suing the jeans company, the door company, the bed company, the air plate scene company.

And she goes, but the funny part is she has this Uber driver. The incident happened earlier this month when Blanding requested a ride to Detroit Lions watch party. However, upon arriving, the driver told her he wouldnlanding requested a ride to Detroit Lions watch party. However, upon arriving, the driver told her he wouldn't give her a ride. So I hope the driver was an Indian dude. Well, I'd like to know what the car was.

I'd like to know the race of the driver. I'd like to know the race of the driver, but I'd like to know the car. It says here. I got it for you. Do we know? Yeah. It was a Miata, I think. Miata.

That's a small car. No, sedan. Oh, it was a Miata, I think. Miata, that's a small car. No, sedan. Oh, it was a sedan, okay. Driver claimed she wouldn't fit in the sedan when she insisted, otherwise the driver replied, believe me, you can't. This is where I'm picturing an Indian guy saying,

please, Mrs. Please, please, Mrs. Dash, please, I'm begging you, please, please, please, oh, please, please, please. Please cancel. Please cancel, Mrs. Dash, please, please, please. Yeah. Just puts the pistol under there. Please, please, please. Yeah. Just puts the pistol in her mouth. She's got an Uber XL.

No. He said the tires couldn't handle it. The tires couldn't handle it? I mean. All right, let's see what Mrs. Dash is up to here. Landing tells us she was just trying to get to a Detroit Lions watch party this month when her lift rolled up as I walk and I see him like making faces or whatever Michael I mean she already knew he told her that's a white guy in his car the kicker part was when he started

to talk about his tires you know I feel like that was a slap in the face that was like a my tires you know like the driver said his tires could not handle her weight every big person you turned down because they can't fit in your car no i don't never have to order an uber xl he apologized canceled ride, and left her there. The rapper says she's pretty tough. Pause it for a second. This is so funny that the news is covering this like it's a real thing. I mean, Lyft's paying for this. It literally seems like a story that we would do before this podcast.

Woman is too fat. And then she goes, it's crazy. Yeah, I mean, this is America, man. This is a uniquely American story. Okay, now it's her rapping. Let's crazy. Yeah. I mean, this is America, man. This is a uniquely American. Okay, now it's her rapping. Let's see what her rapping looks like. The mic is crushed by the whole situation. I just want them to know, like, it really hurt my feelings.

It looks like a lift might be hurting pretty soon, too. You know, if she was embarrassed about it, she wouldn't be doing all this. I mean, she's going to get paid. Let's say weight's a huge company. It would be no different than a driver pulling up and saying, Slick Rick, this guy, eh? John Marco. I don't want to have Christians in my car or Muslims in my car.

It's the same under the law. No, it's not. The lawsuit is filed. Since she posted the encounter on social media, other full-figured folks have reached out saying the same thing happened to them. They're probably bummed. They go, wait, I could sue for this? So that's the thing. People don't know that you're like, you can just sue for anything. Imagine you just get Dave Blunt

fucking calling an Uber. You just know they're getting paid out. XL or something. I mean, yeah, it sucks. It sucks for the driver and for her because she's gonna win. No, Mrs. Dash, please, please, please, please, please, it sucks. It sucks for the driver and for her because she's going to win. No, Mrs. Dash, please. Please, please, please, please, please. The tires is hilarious.

Tires is crazy. Suspension makes more sense than tires. Yeah, he said the wrong words. Yeah, you're like, if we hit a pothole, man, it's like they're going to bend the frame. Lyft drivers are allowed to decline rides for safety reasons. However, this is discrimination, like they said. So this guy looks like Louis CK over there. Oh no, that's your other video.

That's Dr. Phil. That's Dr. Phil. Also, you know what? If you don't mind, subscribe to the YouTube channel. We haven't told you. I know there's, we have way more listeners than subscribers. Yeah, hit that subscribe button. So we've been close to 100,000.

I know a lot of people listen, they don't subscribe. Just honestly, if everyone just subscribes right now, we can get to 100,000. I know a lot of people listen. They don't subscribe. Honestly, if everyone just subscribes right now, we can get to 100,000 and we can stop talking about it. I know, and I think YouTube has a thing where when you say subscribe, it just went and flashed pink. Like they have this thing on there where when you say subscribe,

the subscribe button just flashed. So just go hit it. Pop it up there. Why not? Yeah, I actually have something to announce to you. So I got this email, and this is a pretty big deal for me. I know, Danny, how are you feeling?

You've been sick lately. I'm pretty good. Didn't skip Tim Dillon's party, man. Banger of the year. I know. That I was sick for. I have FOMO. I'm already tucked in. Ryan Long. I hope this message finds you well. My name is Steve and I'm reaching out on behalf of Steve Harvey. We're excited to invite

you to be the podcast series that Steve Harvey has started, where we showcase inspiring stories from talented individuals. Inspiring. He's talking about me, the talented individual. I recently came across your Facebook page, so I came across the Facebook. I was truly impressed with your work. We believe that it's a unique perspective. Also, Steve Harvey's manager's name being Steve.

It's such a funny thing for them to pick. Hello, my name is Steve. Steve Harvey's manager, Steve. I'm Steve Harvey. What's your manager's name? Also, Steve. He only knows one white name. Our podcast explores the fascinating stories

and achievements of individuals making a positive impact in industries. So that's, I honestly... I got this one for Dana Carvey. Dana Carvey wanted you on Fly on the Wall? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's the funny thing. They always make up this podcast that doesn't exist.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying, because it wasn't Fly on the Wall. It was just the Dana Carvey one. They always say they're doing a Facebook live stream. So the scam is basically then they get your bank information and somehow they steal your money. How can you extract someone's money with their bank information? I don't know about about. There is a big

scam going on right now. You probably have received a million of these emails because I've been getting them non-stop about, it's a Twitter phishing email where it says you have content that violated. Do you get that? I get it from Facebook, not Twitter. Oh, okay. So there's a Twitter one going on right now because of, with all the crypto meme coins or whatever that's going

on. I've seen so many people get hacked on this. Basically, they send you an email. It says... Yeah, or whatever that's going on i've seen so many people get hacked on this basically they send you an email it says uh yeah yeah that's how they get you from facebook yeah for twitter but so they basically they send you an email and it says uh you have a content violation click on this link to like review it otherwise we're like gonna do something in your account tons of like big people like the dean norris or whatever and we're back door opened and danny just got a package. The dildos. It's a painting from Vince

that he made for us. But anyways, Dean Norris from Breaking Bad. So he got hacked and then the deal is he gets hacked and then they go on his page and they go, hey, I'm launching a crypto token called like Dean coin. Right. And he's locked out of his account. So then he can't be like,

this isn't mine. So they launch a crypto token and then it takes off. Cause it's like from a big account and these scammers have been making tons of money doing it. Wow. I've seen like literally in the last week, five people get this exact same. And I've been getting this email. I get it twice a day.

And then you, yeah, you never click on it. Obviously. I mean, I know what it is. I've just, I've seen so many people get it.

And I mean, again, I always, any email, I check the sender and it's never the right sender address right it's always like some random address and then you go okay this is obviously a scam but it gets to your main mailbox like that's the real hard part yeah so there is a lot of people running these scams however i actually have been invited on the steve harvey's new podcast to showcase inspirational people so obviously i don't normally

do this but i did send them my bank information obviously but this is steve harvey i make a special exception maybe you get 3k out of it it's killing me that steve harvey's manager is also steve hi i'm dana carvey's manager dana i mean the funny thing is you laugh but they send this email out to enough people and like you know they send this to people who probably like have a podcast with 20 viewers who have been doing it for five years and they call you shit Steve Harvey wants to talk yeah and they're like man this is my like my big break yeah and they do it

I know yeah people are getting scammed out of this so if you're if you get an email from Steve Harvey delete yeah obviously mine's real but in your case yeah or Dana Carvey so this was there was a there was like five or six, there's kind of like lots of real stuff happening, but there was five or six stories that were fucking hilarious to me.

So Lauren Boebert, and there is a- This could happen to anybody. This could happen to anyone. Also, it has been pretty funny, like watching, like Candace Owens has like a new documentary that's just how like Macron's wife's a man. I know. Because he's been on that.

It's almost just like old school bullying. you know what i mean yeah this is sort of you know when there was just like you know the me too's started out and then by the end it was you know kind of like you slapped an ass 10 years ago or even less than that you know sure like made me feel uncomfortable yeah even though we were like dating for 10 years of course my husband made me feel uncomfortable yeah yeah coerced me into sex my husband begged me for sex yeah those ones right i think this is that it started out where it was like okay there's like that there's like a dude that put on a wig and he's trying to go in the chick's bathroom and stuff like that and then it's gotten to just like every every woman's like she's a man, baby. She's a man, man. Well, that's her and Nancy Mace are going hard on that whole- It's old-fashioned bullying.

Dude, that is hilarious if I just start, just pick a girl and start a fucking YouTube series about how, nah, she's a dude. She's like, I'm not a dude. And you're like, nah, you're a dude. I don't get it. I thought this is like the country where every minor infraction gets you sued. Why is she not getting sued? Like, why is it-

Don't you have to be American to sue someone that's American? I don't think so. Can you sue people across borders that easily? That's a good question. I guess if you're the fucking Prime Minister somewhere, you probably figured it out. Yeah, like the Prime Minister of France? Yeah, you can sue. I think he's probably like, that's kind of like even acknowledging this in any way.

No, I think he tried to sue and that's where it turned into 11. Oh, okay. I think that what happened was she said, I think that what happened was she started doing this video about how macron's a man that's like been her main thing besides like she's been on this she's been on macron's a man yeah macron's husband's a man she does look a little weird but yeah but she's like sad we already went over this we have adjudicated this but it's gotten funnier because literally it's like and she said that i think what happened was some of the people from macron they did try to sue and they like went to her house to like serve

her or something like that and that's what really turned into 11 she was like manly behavior you're just confirming my suspicion yeah a woman would never sue or a woman would never come to the house that's what she's saying anyways bobert basically uh it was the plot what was the plot line from uh designated survivor oh yeah they were actually trans but bobert was forced to apologize after a bathroom incident mistaken identity lauren bobert who always has good controversies bangers made a scene at the capitol on thursday after she tried to get a guy kicked out of a woman's bathroom

but it all turned out to be a huge mistake leaving her scrambling to apologize but it is basically she walked she apologized well it's one of those

things where you kind of like you kick down the door and you're just like fucking butt yeah you know Austin Powers where is it

where is it yeah there's a Finkle Einhorn situation. Yeah, the chick's just taking a shit. You sort of kick them in the balls, and then you're just like, and then she's just like, I don't feel anything,

and you're like, what? Or Mitten Gruber, the guy that doesn't even have a dick, and he goes, I'm gonna rip your dick off and shove it in your mouth, and then he doesn't even have a dick, it's a long time.

Hey, man, I mean, the way that the ground's been laid over the past decade maybe saw maybe they were like saw someone like peeing standing up you know what i mean like i dude i guarantee you just heard a trickle and then look down and the fucking legs are on the ground she's like this tall it was just a tall woman yeah it was literally that's all it was what a that's just a really tall what a nightmare to be a chick that just gets that's also been adjudicated that there's no one that the trans shit hurt more than tall busted busted women oh man any sort of a man you got like a you know sort of like a a chiseled chin yeah you know yeah and then like you're on dating apps broad shoulders do you got

to put like your fucking like blood results on like your dating app as one of your photos to just prove that. Yeah, I know. I give them the chromosome, but everyone's, you know, if you're like a tall woman with slightly broad shoulders, any sort of athletic, you're a man now, you're a man now. And everyone's giving you sort of the Larry David, like the, you know, the, I mean, can you blame them? You don't know what's real anymore. I was, you know what I'm thinking about?

Uh, you know how, like one of the big things is always the football players will go home with a girl and they'll turn up to be trans and they murder them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's happened a couple times. Sure. So that is, on the other side, you do have to disclose, ladies. You know what it kind of reminds me of? And gentlemen?

And gentlemen. It sort of reminds me of, if you're at a restaurant and you ask for Diet Coke, and they're like, only have pepsi 99 of the time people are gonna say yeah yeah sure just bring it right so if you're a a woman that kind of you know if it was trans like most people could tell yeah so 90 of the time you probably get back and then you're like just so you know i'm a man and the guy's like yeah yeah i wish you didn't say that you think i don't know that but i think you have to say it where you go this is hey just so you know we don't have diet coke

we're bringing you pepsi it's like sure yeah but i can't one one in a million times you might bring the guy the guy you go i'll have diet coke and then you just bring a pepsi and you don't disclose the guy takes the sip he goes the fuck i'll kill you yeah chris royally the coffee what yeah you lied to me what the fuck is this you know you go did you just put pepsi in my mouth so you have to disclose i mean it seems reasonable it seems reasonable you see the thing with you know the trump's like reversing the prison stuff the trans people in prison did you see the thing with, you know, the Trump's like reversing the prison stuff, the trans people in prison?

Did you see how many trans women are in men's prisons? How many? 15%. What the hell? It was insane. I don't know if this was all jails or this is like federal prisons. They released the numbers.

15%? Yeah, and the crazy part is, because they're all, they must have like transitioned recently, because obviously that's such a plum gig. We talked about this before. Yeah. The women's jails are so much better.

So then now these dudes are like, probably got some implants, kind of grew their hair out, and now they're getting sent back to the men's presence. Oh, they're going to be chum. Oof. Tough. Uno reverse card right there. Those guys were living the life, though. I know, and now they're about to live the opposite.

Crazy that it was that many of them. That nuts it's crazy and there's only like yeah yeah i know and there's not that many trans the thing is because there's like there are trans uh men in the men's prison no they're obviously in the women's prison too why would you go to the men's prison that's crazy you have a vagina i thought that's what you're trying to say no but i'm just saying there are but like the the number is like it's a 50 to 1 or something obviously obviously but i don't think any of them are in i mean these guys crack the code obviously and have you have these people probably like a lot of them are sex offenders so you're like of course right so you're like you're getting literally like unless you like stay in protective custody and you can't interact with

any people like if you don't do that then you're gonna get killed yeah so you really have no choice so it's just like it's such an easy decision not no more yeah i didn't realize it's a crazy i couldn't believe it you have to respect the you honestly can't even hate the player at that point no someone's in jail you're just like yeah okay i'll yeah it was it was crazy i don't think it's i don't think it's 15 of all like jail inmates in america but it was like i think it was maybe federal or something but it was a. I don't think it's, I don't think it's 15% of all like jail inmates in America, but it was like, I think it was maybe federal or something, but it was a crazy high number. Well,

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A couple different. It has come out. They have inside sources. Kamala Harris blames husband Doug Emhoff for election loss. Consider some dead weight. This just in. Women cannot take accountability for anything. Extra, extra, everybody.

No accountability. Still in 2025. Come on, Harris. Just walking in after the election. You fucking happy? Yeah. What the fuck was that, Doug? What the fuck, Doug?

Wow. Yeah. I guess you're happy with yourself. You're pleased with yourself. Nice work. Good work, Doug. You could have been first gentleman. Yeah.

I guess you didn't want that. You threw it all away. Now could have been first gentleman. Yeah. I guess you didn't want that. You threw it all away. Now you're just first piece of shit. You happy? Yeah, of course. It's fucking Doug's fault. Definitely Doug's fault. I mean, I'm sure she knew about the nanny stuff.

Obviously. She obviously knew about the nanny stuff. She knew it was going to come out. Well, if it isn't Dougie fucking the nanny, M-Hoff. Look who it is. She's icing him out. Doug's in the dog house the dog house the dog we've renamed in america the dog house to the dog house do you think he's living do you think well you saw the video where he's going shopping with her yeah that's you don't go shopping like she's like oh i'm gonna go pick up a few things you go okay yeah he goes like yeah you're

coming multi-millionaires can we just order no but if but that's that's a i'm in the doghouse mood she's like i'm gonna go pick up eggs and you go okay i'll be right there let's go do a photo op of us being because otherwise she'd be like oh i'm gonna go pick up something you go okay she goes you're not coming you go why would i come do you need me and you go uh because you ruined the fucking election? Because I'm nothing now and I was supposed to be the president? Because Donald Trump's the president because of you, Mr. M. Hobb. Yeah, do you see what's going on in the country right now?

It's literally your fault. See all these fucking families getting broken up? That's you. That is like on you. Yeah, and by the way, look at all these nannies. No, don't get any ideas. Oh, yeah. You know when they're like laying in bed at night and she's like watching the news and he's like all you. Yeah. And by the way, look at all these nannies. No, don't get any ideas. Oh, yeah. You know, when they're like laying in bed at night and she's like watching the news

and he's like all the bad shit. He's like, could we maybe watch something else? Yeah. She's just sitting there. No, what happens is she's just sitting there watching the TV, but the whole time her head's turned 90 degrees at him. She's just like, hmm. And then he's trying to look forward, but she's just 90 degree bullseye right on him.

Every bad thing Trump does. Donald Trump has banned transgenders from the military. She's just like, hmm. If only there was someone that gave a shit about their wife. Didn't fucking sandbag their wife. You fucking sandbagged me, Doug. Tough, man. Kamala Harris may have been all smiles and welcoming

at her crushing presidential election defeat to Donald Trump, but reporters claim that she places the blame on Doug and Doug alone. Doug alone. She had no role in it at all. I added that part, yeah. And she places the blame

firmly on Doug and Doug alone. Fucking white man, huh? Another white man. Another white man just ruining a black woman's chances. Yeah, that's true. She's probably playing that. You fucking racist. That's why you probably didn't want me in. Dude, that guy wants... I bet he's just like, I wish I was dead.

I wish I was dead. I wish I was dead. She definitely comes in. He's polishing it. It's a wonderful life. Just thinking about what it'd be like if he was never born at all. First black female president in the United States. Dougie. Sorry, Doug.

Now that Donald Trump's taking the presidential charge, Harris is apparently playing the blame game. And her target is Doug Emhoff, who she reportedly considers dead weight. Dead weight Doug. Dead weight Doug. That's what we call him. Oh, yeah.

She's going with the Trump dick names. So anyway, she goes on about he's hypocritical after the bombs. She looked hypocritical after the bombshells and the nanny pregnant and stuff like that. I mean, that's part of the deal when you run for president is you got a lot of skeletons in your closet. I mean, yeah. Is of the deal when you run for president is you got a lot of skeletons in your closet. I mean, yeah. Is it really Doug's fault or is it your fault for marrying a guy that was banging nannies

and stuff like that? And then you might want to stay away from that one and not be the... You want to stay away from that topic a little bit if you know you got mad skeletons. For sure. And again, maybe she figured she's like, well, Trump's way worse. So they should negate each other. And again, maybe she figured, she's like, well, Trump's way worse, so they should negate each other, but no dice. Well, she's also thinking the media's

going to ignore that, so it doesn't matter. She's thinking, oh, we have skeletons. Like, oh, do we have skeletons? Yeah, which I mean, they kind of do. Do you know where this number is right now? Yeah, that's the head of every major media publication. And I mean, they probably did give her the kid gloves on all this stuff. You know, Fox probably ran with it nonstop, and all the other ones kind of just were like mentioned it once doug's dick's dry

he hasn't had sex in a while he doesn't want to you don't think he wants to nah when was the last time you think doug smashed ah it's been a minute uh you know what probably when whenever kamala flipped in the polls she thought she was winning yeah when she when they were, she's ahead by like five points or whatever. They probably fucking put one down. They probably grabbed one in there. Yeah, just to blow off some steam. Doug's definitely his dick's been dry.

Yeah. It's probably eyeing the nanny again. He's got that Schwarzenegger glare. Oh, yeah. There's no nannies in the Harris household. Male nannies? He's like, I've asked you if we could refer to it as the Harris-Emhoff household. It's the Harris household.

Yes, ma'am. So Harris-Emhoff. He probably has to go along with it, too, when they're at the party. He's like, yeah, I did our best. Obviously, Doug didn't pull his weight. She goes, yeah, I really apologize for that. Obviously, Doug fucked me, but it is what it is. Always 20-28.

Always 20-28. 20-28. Obviously, you know, that's what happens when you have a husband who's actively working against you, dropping the ball every which way. And he goes,

yeah, I apologize. Yeah, that's true. We said we weren't going to talk about this in the fundraisers. I, I,

that is true. It's a, I did it. She would have won, obviously, if it wasn't for me. He goes, I made a mistake.

I owned up to it. I apologize. How good is that cover of the magazine? New York Magazine Slam for crop and photo to make MAGA look like it's a racist cult. Yeah. So basically, they did this article called The Cruel Kids Table. Yeah. And they have a Republican event, but it's just like a standard New York kind of upper.ork kind of like this one wasn't this was was in d this was dc sorry but it was the

same as the young republicans thing that they do in new york yeah that i went to that and it's just like a bunch of kind of like frat broey dudes it's totally that's what it is it's just like normal frat broey dudes they even said the article like most of them don't even identify as republicans yeah it's more just like a vibe thing at this point where they go, these are the dweebs and we're the cool kids and they just happen to fall under this umbrella. Who's saying they're the dweebs? That's almost like the article was saying. A lot of these people don't even identify as Republicans, even at these Republican events.

Right. They're just more like, this is where the cool vibe is. This is where the party is. Yeah, this is where the party is. You know what I was kind of thinking? vibe this is where the party is yeah this is where the party you know what i was kind of thinking that's where because i've seen a lot of um uh you know like kind of like traditional matt wallace conservatives posting like how much they won yeah and stuff like that and there is a bit of where you're like sort of but really like the it's kind of like they're it's almost like a lot of the

traditional conservatives are sort of like concerned with like vengeance yeah a little bit oh yeah and the actual uh well and while that was happening opinion right you know there's that i think dick masterson posted a funny a funny thing where it was just like always leave your enemies and escape like 48 longer power or whatever but but on top of that more more important part i was kind of making where and they were sort of saying that you know republicans are the cool ones but you're like yeah yeah, but not you. Really what happened is like, you've like, there've been concerned about like vengeance.

Well, there's tech bros silently took over the country. And all these kids just like latched onto this. Cause these are more, but, but I'm saying they're like, Oh look, traditional conservatism kind of one.

And you're like, these guys are all doing coke. Yeah. The president has three baby mamas. Elon Musk has like nine kids. Like all these guys are like banging a hook. Like tech. Yeah. It's sort of the, like, are all doing coke fucking i know you're fucking the president has three baby mamas elon musk has like nine kids like all these guys are like banging a hook like tech yeah it's sort of they're like they would have been democrats had the democrats just not been ridiculous for the last 10 years like yeah these people would have just as just as well been democrats had they just does feel like

normal people i was kind of even thinking that in the concept of like when you think of like zuckerberg and you know there is a bit like where we've been sort of talking about it a bit where he's kind of you know they're snaking on over to the different sides and they're sort of cocky but i feel like they think of it actually you know what i was saying about when you have to meet like when you come when you have to confirm you have to meet the girlfriend's dad yeah i feel like that's how they think of like presidents and politics like they almost think of it as like beneath them sure and they're just like oh yeah i started dating this new girl like i guess i gotta meet her family like okay let me shake some hands and pretend that i care and then he goes back to me and like yeah we own the like we'll tell them what to do yeah for sure oh yeah i hope i have your permission like yeah i walk away and they're

just like suckers yeah but also like really that's a formality asking for permission to marry the girl yeah because if the dad says no it's like i guess we'll cut you out then marry her anyway i'll marry her anyway when you have to be so rude you know that guy that's mark zuckerberg yeah i think i met that guy yeah it was that canadian guy i thought you said i didn't know him super well oh yeah i think they're around when we were around. Yeah. But yeah, that's Mark Zuckerberg leaving after, if he's ever... Sure. He asked Trump for something and Trump says no and he goes... Why'd you have to be so rude?

That's what does Zuckerberg do? Yeah. I'm gonna marry her anyway. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, I mean... we're gonna do the merger anyway so anyway i mean the tech guys are obviously they just but you know before they go where the wind blows yeah but like most of my friends that you know probably lean that way uh it seems like the vibe of who's really being pandered to in terms of calling the shots and getting the legislation they want is really the tech bros more than traditional conservatives.

Traditional conservatives are sort of being pandered to the way that Democrats pander to black people. Yeah. They're like, oh yeah, Christians, for sure. Oh yeah, we're all working on that abortion thing. It's really, it's on the docket. Yeah, I got this cross thingy on my neck now. You see me touching the Bible the other day?

Oh, the abortion thing? On the way. On the way. We're working on it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But really, these guys are all like doing coke and fucking hookers.

Yeah, yeah. Like the actual- They're just like libertarians. Whoever probably voted for Trump, like the identity of maybe 10% of them are actual real traditional conservatives. Mean potatoes. Yeah, the rest of them are just kind of... But I think the commentators, you know, I had actually a point. Also, Taylor Lorenz was at this fucking party.

What was she doing there? I don't know, but she got her dumbass bedazzled mask on. What the hell? And a portable air purifier. Well, anyways, we didn't even say the thing. Yeah, yeah. So what the... You know what? Can we pull up this photo? Johnny, if you want to just... The know what? Can we pull up this photo? Johnny, if you want to just... The funny thing is there's this hot chick on the cover.

New York Magazine slammed for cropping photo. Yeah, and then everybody's been trying to find this hot chick. Yeah, there's a hot chick that's on the... I didn't think she was... She's fine. She's like a... Nothing wrong with it. No, but...

But I wasn't... No, no, no, no. I wasn't fucking... Yeah, you were like, oh my... No, no, no, no. I wasn't doing that. No. But, so basically, they did this event, and then they cropped out all the black people,

and then put the... And the event was put on by this guy, C.J. Pearson, who is black. Yeah, so then the black guy, he's like, you cropped me out of my own event to say it was a white supremacist Waka Flocka was there and Gervonta Davis the boxer and there's like there were lots of black people there it is so funny when they have to desperately try to push the narrative of like you know your story doesn't work unless you they know that their picture doesn't work if they have black people in it because when they're trying to they're trying to paint a picture of like this is like secession style

mean kids at private school when you really you're just like yeah this was like i've been to a million parties like this in toronto when i was in the band yeah i mean i went to the oh i love how the two black guys are circled in this photo um or three of them are circled like that this was circled but oh that was circled by him this was circled see the white lines that's where they cropped it out yeah yeah so they cropped these right at the edge of his face dude they cropped all the black guys out to like make a point where look at how many white people at this party which obviously you know the idea is they're supposed to be like look at all these white people and you're supposed to be like oh my word oh i mean i went

to the clan rally in my city i went to the after party for the young republicans two years ago uh just to like it was like at some party or whatever but like it was pretty diverse yeah yeah it wasn't like well especially if it's in new york i mean it was way more diverse than the fish concert i'll tell you that much way more i mean it's probably i hope i hope new york magazine doesn't find out about fish i mean i bet you it's way more diverse mean it's probably i hope i hope new york magazine doesn't find out about fish i mean i bet you it's way more diverse than a democrat donor yeah yeah i hope new york magazine doesn't uh i'll tell you what wasn't diverse about these things though it was a lot of dudes those things do tend to be a sausage fest a little yeah yeah for sure i mean girls don't

care about politics i mean it's a it's like kind of like a frapper i mean when girls do care about politics they care about left-wing politics yeah They're naturally more inclined to left-wing politics just based on empathy. Yeah, I think so. Higher degrees of empathy. I think so, yeah. There was a, yeah. Sometimes when a girl's, like, you know what?

Because girls sort of, when they get into Republican politics, I've been kind of trying to do a joke about that forever where there's sort of like a, you know, I've only, I've never really dated like a proper Republican girl and just like a girl that likes what you fucking biden supporter yeah yeah like you you come quick she calls you a biden supporter you know what i mean yeah but there is an interesting thing because like like i said if you look at probably most of the thought leaders kind of right now in terms of what they're leading like the charge in america it's a lot of like cutting spending the debt's a problem

but whenever you talk to girls that are super republican there's a lot of like you know very reasonable like Bridget Phetasy types you know what I mean that kind of calls it

as she sees it who again she's very much like I was a democrat for my whole life but when you see yeah and she's funny but there's a lot of

republican chicks that are like they kind of take that and then it becomes all about the children and people need to pay and we're unsafe and all that. It's just like, that's the angle is always that.

Yeah, I mean chicks obviously don't love austerity. What does that mean? Not spending money. I'm listening. Chicks aren't super pumped about austerity. Big word, Danny. I'm listening. Yeah, yeah. Chicks aren't super pumped about austerity. Big word, Danny. Danny the dictionary. They're not super pumped about tightening the belt.

It's not a winning message with women. Fucking Danny the dictionary. Fucking going through the couch looking for loose change. Not really a female strategy. No, they're more like, hey can't believe which you know whatever there is sort of stuff but it's it's kind of like when you look at the border thing you know the same on the other side where you're just like this has been happening forever yeah you know and you go you never heard a peep about any of the obama was like i mean obama was the biggest deporter

out of anybody yeah one thing about it i mean it's one of those i mean it's all we're going to be hearing about on all left wing media. I mean, listen, when you, when you, I've said this before, it's like,

you know, some people are like making fun of the people that are crying or whatever. And it was kind of like, yeah, I mean, it does even anything where it's like, if you have a buddy that like gets arrested and you know, and then his,

like if your dad gets a DUI and now he goes to jail for three years, whatever the situation is, it is like, you're like, that sucks. You know what I mean? Yeah, of course. But you know, it is what it is. But I was kind of thinking, because whenever they talk about deportation stuff, like as two people had immigrated here, it is always funny to me where they talk about like, you know, this guy, he's like, you know, his parents kind of came here and I'm like, I can't even

imagine like a world where I think like my mom and dad could just come like live with me and stay with me yeah well dude this guy right here so i don't know if we want to play the doctor well but okay yeah we'll play the doctor filling but even on top of that though so think about that like and then if you said for example if you right now yeah you had your your whole family your brother and your parents all came and like lived moved into your house right well you had a and your parents all came and moved into your house, right? Well, you had a bigger house and they all kind of moved into your house, right? And then after like four years of them just like living in your house, like the government was like,

yeah, those people can't be here. And your mom and they got sent back to Canada, right? Can you think anyone would give a shit? Give a shit? No. Do you think anyone on the internet would give a shit if your parents got kicked out? Well, we have multiple friends that kind of of moved to america overstayed and they got sent back to canada right yeah yeah yeah we know lots of people yeah but okay all i mean again you

don't have a right to do that no but my point is the same people that are kind of like really upset about this i go i told you my buddy actually yeah you didn't give a shit you didn't i told you i had a buddy that he was in a relationship yeah they lived together and then he got sent back to Canada they had like a house and a dog and everything and I was like I told you that happened

and it was like and then you're yeah he was white he was white so your kind of attitude was like well that was stupid of him I mean dude

if they go down to fucking like Brighton Beach and start deporting all the Russians let me tell you it's not gonna get the clicks on CNN not at all

if some guy's like I have to go back to Moscow you're like fucking later Yuri peace out dude I guess it is just a testament you decide you really play with people

the news really can play with people's emotions oh big time and man my whole TikTok right now is all just deportation stuff and every is it even more than it has been normally by a large margin? No. Like, again, Obama did way more numbers than any president. That's what I'm saying. Yes.

In the last 25 years. But no, you know, and he was very much like if you cross here illegally. But again, it's like the news chooses to focus on what the news chooses to focus on. They decide what the stories are. And at the time, they just decided that that wasn't a big story. Yeah. Because their guy was doing it. So they go, we're not showing videos of crying people.

I mean, I guess it is sort of. Sort of. It is a... I get the idea that people are like, I'm a compassionate person. Yeah. And then you're just like, like well why aren't you crying right now for like a kid that's getting uh murdered in uh abu dhabi or whatever you know what i mean or and then you're yeah pick a pick a pick a place right you go there's a kid getting molested right

now why aren't you crying for that and you're just like yeah well you're like well if i knew about every single thing and we cried about all of them i'd explode so i guess you go well i i'll cry about the ones they show me. Yeah. Yeah, I just do what the fucking news tells me. I do what the news tells me. Yeah, for sure. The news says, and everyone sort of does it to some degree where you go, but it is when you actually break it down,

you should be able to rationalize where you, if you tell the person, you go, did you know the number didn't actually go up from Obama? Like, you should be able to be like, oh, I've been had a little bit. Again, this is all just a hatred of Trump directed into... Yeah, but you should be able to be like, I've been had a little bit. They want to subvert Trump and this is how they're going to do it. I think my point's good, though.

If you had your visa right now, if you didn't extend your visa, I know that's not applicable anymore because you're married, but like if you hadn't applied for your visa, you extended your three years, like JJ almost didn't. Then he got his new visa. Yeah. And he got sent back to Canada because, you know, got arrested for like a DUI or something. Went to jail. And then JJ finished getting his DUI. And then the place is like, also you extended your visa, so we're sending you back to Canada.

Zero people would give a shit no hell and they definitely wouldn't give a shit if like his crime was like punching a guy you know what I mean murder yeah man there was a guy the thing no one would care I never really got that I never understood the sanctuary city thing until this deportation started I didn't yeah okay so basically I don't get it either like they've showed multiple people like there was this one guy I I think he was in Chicago. This guy's in Chicago. But this guy murdered his ex-wife, literally punched her. She was one month pregnant. This Dominican guy killed his ex-wife.

I believe the baby died as well. Got 17 years in prison. So he does his 17 years. They release him, like whatever the Department of prisons releases him into chicago and then normally if you're not in a sanctuary city they would release you to ice who would just deport you yeah but because sanctuary cities their whole deal is like we don't um interact with ice so they just let him back in the community yeah what's the point of that and then who's that who like who's arguing for that it's i guess because they're trying to protect illegals who do not commit crimes,

which is most of them, right? But then it covers for the people who do commit crimes because it's like this blanket thing. So then they just release these people who are literally rapists, murderers. They do just straight up. You get out of jail. And if you're in a sanctuary city, they just release you back. And now it's on ICE to find you. But the thing is, no local law enforcement will cooperate with with you to help you so ice is having a hard time that's

why i have to get dr phil that's why you need dr phil yeah yeah i mean why is dr phil in ice now because he became buddies with tom homan and he's got this new like fucking website what's the website merit tv i guess it's the opposite of dei tv what is this called merit oh it's legitimately like you think it's a joke but like i'm pretty sure that's the whole the premise is the opposite of dei wow yeah dr deportation so so dr phil and then this guy was like So this guy, this is in Chicago They were live streaming this This is like the equivalent You know what it is?

This is Dr. Phil being like I'm going to do my equivalent of pedophile hunting Yeah, for sure I guess this guy is a pedophile But he's like, I'm higher class, I'm working with the government I'm not out here This is an interesting case because this guy I don't know, do we want to play a little bit of the video yeah but don't you think it would be hilarious like you know what'd be the worst thing to happen you're

not hilarious but like imagine you were just like okay i'm gonna do like a pedophile hunting and then you found the pedophile and then the pedophile just beat the shit out of you i mean that does happen does it there was a couple pedophile hunters who got stabbed i mean dude you're literally like cornering a fucking rat kind of like you're you're cornering a person who's like they're like okay i'm going to jail and i'm going to be like getting killed in jail like i have nothing to lose right yeah there were a couple online pedophile hunters who got stabbed but you know yeah i guess so then there you go but i remember we were in vegas two years ago the one dude was like you want to do a fucking catch and i think big j maybe went with him but i'm like no like last thing i need is getting fucking stabbed by a pedophile yeah like what's for some also

that's another thing it's like you know for us not being citizens i always am like super you know we had a buddy who graffitied on a uh yeah he graffitied on a uh on a pay phone yeah and he got sent out of the country yeah like i'm i'm like, super careful about that stuff. Which is weird, because why wasn't he protected by the Sanctuary City thing? That's what I wonder. I wonder how they, like, pick and choose.

Yeah, how do Canadians not get protected by the Sanctuary City? I don't know. Maybe because he wasn't, because he was here illegally. Do you think it's a skin color thing? Is that what you're saying?

Right. Call him like a senior. Hey, listen. Okay, so Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil. Tom Homan. This is in chicago they pick up this guy who has like charges for uh basically like sexually abusing a minor but so there's a lot of cases like this guy this guy basically says i don't know do you

want to play like a few seconds of this yeah yeah yeah say the say the what you have a person i think Yes Where you from? Where I was born or where I'm from? Where you born? Thailand You been deported before from the United States? No Never been deported I've been in a system until B&B

Yeah Was it just this for a long time? Yeah, it's just that we just kind of talk to him. That's where? Before. He really is doing Steven Seagal law, man. Yeah, this is exactly where. Yeah.

Are you a citizen? Did he recognize him? Does he say, like... Yeah, yeah, yeah, he goes, he goes, yeah. Your mother's a citizen? Yes. But you're not? Nope.

Are you motherfucking Dr. Phil? But you've never been deported before? We're Dr. Phil We're Dr. Phil Yeah? How do you know me? No, I've seen Dr. Phil, you know On TV

Yeah? Yeah Did he say you look like Dr. Phil? I don't know if, yeah Either you look or you are Well, this is an example of sanctuary cities, right? I'd be nuts if you're getting deported It's like Dr. Phil, man

I mean, who would you rather be deported by? A woman, I guess. Chicago. Again, the downfall. All right. Anyway, that is essentially it. But so this guy's like, my mom's a citizen. So he's like a situation where he probably came over when he was like 10 years old.

And I've read about many cases like this where people just don't bother to get their citizenship citizenship when they come over because mom's a citizen so then I don't know people just like kind of just they they're like they don't think it's an issue or they don't care to for whatever reason or it's you know cost money or they don't do it and so this guy's literally gonna get deported back to Thailand to a country he's probably like hasn't been to in 30 years and like yeah I know anybody there and well that's yeah that's weird there was a i watched this one thing of this girl and you know you're gonna see tons of this going forward like this girl who came over when she was seven months old her parents came illegally she was seven months old she has total american accent you know she's as american as it could be essentially

but she's not a she's not a citizen and she's like yeah i could get deported back to a country i've never been to and like this seems like there's a lot of people they can get they can deport before they start getting to that that's the thing and so this is like they have to be super careful about this doesn't it feel like it yes because they have a lot of people who have bad optically they're gonna lose like you know they're gonna very quickly lose uh like people's kind of confidence in this whole system if they are not just getting rid of like the murderers and the rapists and all that stuff people will be fine with that but they're gonna start catching a lot of people like just you know

uh who are kind of just like whatever arm's length yeah those are the ones where you're like there isn't a really perfect answer for you like guy's been here since he's five years old there just isn't a perfect answer like so you probably best to just like leave it yes i agree and but i'm saying it's like dude cnn is gonna msnbc they're gonna run with that dude most girls in my life yeah you show them 10 of those they're just like no matter what they thought they're activists now they're activists now they're just like this is not okay yeah this is not okay you take most girls in my life i think if you show them enough of those sob stories. I think most women in this country. Yeah.

If you show them that. And, you know, and like, again, like in this country specifically, it's like essentially you have an election every two years. You have your midterms. So it's like they could lose, if they don't play this right, you could lose all your power in two years.

It does seem like, and I've kind of seen a lot of people, I think that's where I was saying the like sort of like commentary arm of uh of the internet has been a lot of like haha good haha like you know what I mean like gloating yeah kind of gloating but you're just like when I see people kind of like laughing at that you're whatever you're like it's not that crazy that you're like your average girl you know who's 20 years old like sees like a person who was born here until five years old and they're like getting sent back there it's not that

crazy for them to be like, yo, this is sad. Yeah, I mean, I would agree. Like, if the girl who was... I think some people get so wrapped up in politics, they lose their fucking humanity. For sure. Like, the girl who's here from seven months old, like, I know technically she's not an American,

but you're like, yeah, if there's a thing of her getting fucking shackled and deported... Dude, he's saying... Yeah, you get a couple grandmothers getting shackled and deported. You get a lot of those videos, you're like, dude, it's going to sink the... I mean, same thing the other way. It's like, how are they getting... How do you really get them to crack down on crime? You show them some women that were beat up.

Woman that was lit on fire. That's how you're going to have the tough crime candidate win again because it works both ways. It works both ways. And again, I don't think anybody has any... People are human beings. Some people actually do legitimately have problems with them even deporting murderers for some reason which is crazy well those people like those are people that are too wrapped up politically yeah yeah they're just going

they're just like anything trump's doing i'm against just no matter what no matter what he does i'm just against that like pure like tds but there are a lot of most people are in the middle and most people are gonna be like yeah they're to see some stuff and they're like, you know what? I was kind of on board with this. I didn't think it was going to be this and you lost me. Yeah, I think there's, most things are that. It's like, you know, how do you turn people off of them? But Trump kind of does

actually seem like, like I said, my analogy I used was the torture thing, right? Most people are probably like somewhat on board with torture. It's like, make any of those people watch 80 videos of people getting tortured. None of them are for it anymore. Instantly. But Trump is kind of governing like he only has two years.

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i i used to say like for example if you were just like this guy's the worst yeah and then if if we're like no he's not the worst yeah he's not the worst but if he is the worst then you're like yeah he's the worst yeah yeah so you're kind of but you're but sometimes people be like this is the most egregious thing ever and you might be like well here's some other things that are worse like maybe it's not that you know you're kind of're kind of like trying to get the like, you're trying to get the accurate, precise amount. Calling balls and strikes.

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I feel like I need to weigh in on this. Be like, everyone's saying this girl's a nine. She's not. I feel like I need to weigh her. I don't know. I feel like we need to get a scale and weigh her i don't know about this nine business maybe like a 90 stone i don't know scale out so i think that's the best comedians you're kind of just in a nutshell my theory is yeah so comedians is that um commentators

the probably the biggest commentators i'm not saying the best i'm saying kind of what the commentators purpose they serve yeah is a lot, I'm saying kind of what the commentators' purpose they serve, is a lot of times giving you the rationale for what you already feel. They're homers. Oh, that's fucking exactly what it is. Yeah, they're homers. Yeah, they're homers.

They're like diehard fans. But they also give you the rationale. So you're like, I love the Leafs. They're the best team. And then you're like, why? And then the commentator's like, this is why. Right. And then this is why the Habs suck.

Yes. He tells you the information. He kind of like tells you the information and then in a way amplifies it. I think what people want from politicians is we take the message that you're saying and then actually implement it. And then we pave that with the blood of your enemies. Ideally. And then we ideally pave that with the blood of your enemies ideally and then we ideally pave that with the blood of your enemies so it's like there's a twofold you're like we're gonna take

the things you want and we're gonna implement them and along the way we're gonna take a few scalps and inflict pain on the people you don't like sure that's kind of what it seems like politicians goal is right now yeah and i mean it felt like you know the last decade or so like again like the people on the left just went so fucking far overboard that this it's just this is the reaction to that you know this is just like they could have just been kind of normal and none of this would be happening well sure they just couldn't do yeah they just could not do it yeah the question is what happened yeah the question is what is the next like eight years look like that's the interesting question right 12 potentially i mean dude if trump you do trump lands this tariffs thing man which like i read this paper the other day he loves threatening

with tariffs dude so i read this paper not to get i was talking about this but like so i i came across this paper that was written by this guy his name's stephen mirren he's trump's head economic advisor he put out this paper last year. This guy's like this big economist dude or whatever. Works at this place called Hudson Bay Capital. He put out this paper. You know, everybody's essentially saying like, Trump's like a wild card.

Like he's just threatening this and just it's whatever he feels like in the moment. This is literally like, it's a 40 page roadmap of exactly what he's about to do. Yeah, I thought he was, I don't, yeah. But people keep saying, they go like,

oh, he's just like shooting at the hip. Doesn't seem like. It seems like kind of precise. But that's what they're saying. Like, that's what the, you know, the pundits will go, you know, like with the Columbia thing

where Columbia wouldn't take the thing and he goes like, we're slapping tariffs on them. Like, it just has a bargaining tool. Dude, he's about to slap tariffs on literally like probably not every country in the world, but like every country

that has... Well, he's one for one. That one worked pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's like, we're sending it on the plane and then they're just like, we're not taking your in the world, but like every country that has- Well, he's one for one. That one worked pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's like, we're sending it on the plane. Then they're just like, we're not taking your plane. He was just like, okay, you're not gonna be able to sell anything in America.

And it was like, right this way. 50% tariffs. But the thing is, I still think he might slap tariffs on that country. Like, yes, he's using it as a negotiating tool, but he's going to basically tariff like every country that has a major trade surplus because their whole goal is to weaken the U.S. dollar because the U.S. dollar is perpetually strong because they have a they're the reserve currency of the world. So it's like it's impossible to weaken it essentially.

And then all these other countries manipulate their currencies to keep their currencies weak so that their exports are more attractive. Yeah. Right. And so that's just like the hardest thing to do is to weaken the U.S. dollar. But they have like a framework essentially where if they just go tariff every country, like he's saying with Canada, he's like, oh, we're tariffing you over fentanyl and your border. It's bullshit. They're doing this to weaken the U.S. dollar.

He's actually saying that just to give them just some reason. Why does he want to weaken the U.S. dollar? Because it makes – bring back manufacturing and makes american exports way more attractive worldwide right and it'll help with like the basically like the the the national debt like you know he's talking about getting rid of income tax yeah he essentially like wants to lower income tax you're like and he wants to do the external revenue service like if this works it might not work it might cause like insane worldwide like but you think the goal of this whole thing is to weaken the American dollar to bring back America manufacturing? Manufacturing and like, yeah.

I remember when Canadian dollar was like one to one. It was like no one could buy anything. Canadians couldn't sell their goods. Of course. And I mean, dude, my friend was just here over the holidays, traveled here. He's like, it's expensive like for me to travel here imagine it's one-to-one well all the people that were snowboarding in phoenix from canada none of those guys want to come yeah they're like it's so expensive yeah because it used to cost me

two thousand dollars now it's three thousand three thousand dollars right so anyways dude i told you i just played in edmonton whoo yeah funny money my friend i know i know but anyways that's sold a lot of tickets out well i literally sold out four shows walked out with a fucking sock full of quarters fucking trudeau bucks i did actually fucking yeah a couple thumb tacks in quarters this is a washer you pay me with washers down but dude that's the goal like everybody thinks that this is like he doesn't care about the fucking border like the amount of fentanyl that comes from canada is insignificant but they're but if they can do like back to the point where if he actually does this because this is a somewhat theoretical um like exercise yeah like like it's never really been done he had the tariffs with

with china in 2018 2019 which uh based on their model actually did do exactly what they expected where essentially like it all it does is hurt the other country and then your currency drops enough where like even though they tariff you it actually balances out it's a net net uh nothing happens essentially but if he like dude he's tariffing canada people think he's they're gonna talk their way out of it they're not like like, he's like, this is the plan. He's going to tear a fucking every country, try and like lower the income tax or remove it. Potentially. I don't know if they'll get it down that much,

but all these people who think, Oh, he's just crazy. And he's negotiating. Like he's actually not negotiating. He actually just wants to do this to lower the dollar. That's what you think. I mean,

you can read the paper. It's like, it's very paper. It's called, um, you can look it up. It's called, it's very, it's called, you can look it up. It's called Stephen Mirren. It's something about reordering global.

I have the name of it right here. It's called reordering global trade. Where is it? I have it right here. And are you for this idea or against it? It's called a look. It's called, do you think it's a high risk plan?

A user's guide to restructuring, restruct, a user's guide to restructuring the global trading system by Stephen Mirren, M-I-R-A-N. It's like, dude, they lay this out. They go, this is what we're doing. Then you think the Teals and the fucking... The Elons and all these guys like that plan? I don't know. The tech overlords who are your boss now?

I don't know. Going to put a chip in your fucking... But all I'll say is if this works, because we were going back... I'm Danny in 2026. Yeah, all i'll say is if this works because i was we're going back 2026 uh yeah all i was saying is if this works like then jd vance is the president for eight eight years after that right for sure unless trump joseph pulls an fdr thing and gets a third term or something okay yeah i don't know if he'll do that but anyways that's like the goal here is like he's gonna go and fucking crush financially like every other country that's like that's what they've laid out again i don't know if it'll work might not work maybe it's

you know like you can apply it to one country i don't know what happens is the idea that china is is has so much uh exports in america yeah and china basically is this all like because of china no it's not just because of china it It's every country that has a big surplus or is a large trading partner. No, the main thing is because the U.S. is the global reserve currency. So everybody has to hold U.S. dollars and because there's so much demand for U.S. dollars,

it's really hard to suppress. No, I get that part. I'm just trying to figure out what problem they're trying to fix. They're trying to fix bringing manufacturing back to America. And is that... I know you're saying that's a thing but the problem like why you have to explain to me why that's a problem is that a problem because because like the middle class has just been hollowed out in this country right manufacturers left so they're okay they're just

going to strengthen america at the expense of every other country and gotcha and the reason why they have all these like imbalanced tariffs for most countries in the world like for example with europe like europe charges like 10 tariffs for all american-made cars whereas america charges like a one percent tariff so it's like it's not balanced but they did that to basically rebuild europe after like world war ii and like uh all and then uh further after like the cold war they just like basically gave these super sweet deals to everybody and now he's just like we're undoing them all gotcha yeah it's gonna be dude it could be it does feel like probably uh i'll you know i've been kind of saying

this but it feels like for a lot of my life it was like not that much has happened not that much has happened not that much has happened 9-11 not that much has happened not that much has happened not that much has happened 9-11 not that much has happened not that much has happened you know and then there's there's decades where what was it there's decades where weeks happen and there's weeks where decades happen yeah exactly yeah you know it's just like you know you might be so forth turning like two or three months without smashing anything and then yeah i know you're just like yeah it's the fourth turning what does that mean it's a book fucking danny the dictionary is fucking making me feel stupid on this podcast uh people i this guy neil how he wrote this book

in like the 90s called the fourth turning how i've talked about before how basically civilization goes through seasons and they're these 80 year chunks every i remember that remember every 80 years and they're set into like four seasons and each 20 years and where the fourth one is the one of the most chaos and like uncertainty and volatility and he literally like predicted it in like the 90s that it would start basically around 2015 ish and so we're halfway through it we're halfway through it it's basically started with trump you had coronavirus like all this shit and and we have 10 more years and then and then once you come out of it it's like spring essentially and it's like you know regrowth and it's but those 20 years are like rough the reorders the reorder basically reordering the

whole thing yeah and it's a lot of you know there's a lot of people that were rich that are not rich and a lot of people that were that get rich there's a lot of probably like money transferring hands there's a lot of wealth dude canada is do you understand canada right now is treating these tariffs like covet essentially like the way they're going to be like injecting money into the economy like in like emergency measures yeah with like their their debt is so high already and they're like they're literally treating this like a crisis where they have to like like covet all over again and every and every fuck them over like it's gonna destroy

the country and every country sort of having that yeah they're gonna have like again america has always been in the position financially where they can do this they're just they don't because they're nice and then now the asshole's in office he goes i'm doing it like there also was probably the the globalization sort of agenda too right where it was like well yeah we're not screwing these countries over because we're gonna make them do all our bidding which is you know to create this yeah and i mean alex jones style like global you know yeah and we defend the world order yeah and then now they're like we don't want to defend you anymore like you know he's gonna make everybody pay their fair share for like nato

it's gonna hurt them they're gonna get tariffs dude it's gonna be like if if they do go through with this it'll be chaotic a lot happening we're nine days in i told you. But you see what I was saying where it does feel like all of the... Just from a PR standpoint, you do sort of... It requires to keep the will on your side in order to keep doing the big moves. You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying.

I think this specific thing, like the restructuring of the global trading system, will complete... In two years from now, if everybody's really sour on the deportation stuff and they go like that's like actually like inhumane all that stuff but everybody's way richer he gets another two years like if everybody's yeah yeah that's fucked up but i'm like so much richer now there's like not really income tax anymore i know then

then that's fine they'll give him a pass but if like inflation's way high in two years and that there's gonna be a lot of things happening simultaneously man like ai it's like you know the amount of people that are gonna be like i guess i'm a prostitute now yeah i have a job you have a fucking uh people are getting replaced already right left center i mean dude like again not to be too doomer on the ship so you're you're very like doomy on ai right now yeah yeah we're dude we're fucked like i mean it's the worst people to get replaced because it's the people with the least actual tangible skills it's like white collar paper pushers who are gonna literally have no job to do like it's not like they can go work with

their hands they don't know how they have no they know how to like code you're like great nobody needs that anymore you're like i can do accounting you're like this fucking robot does it in a one thousandth of the time and better and better yeah it doesn't make any mistakes like dude like no and they don't and they don't ask to go home because they have a fucking wedding yeah they were exactly dude contract law like how many people are employing contract they're like that's done i've over i mean in the course of my life i've always a little bit thought i was getting scammed i remember doing contracts with the band and paying some guy like three thousand dollars to fucking like make some contract that i feel like i was

just like it's a boilerplate you're like yeah places the names i'm like i'm i know i'm being scammed but i don't have the wherewithal to yeah you know to do it myself or not get scanned but i know that i know that i'm bent over absolutely i know i'm fucking having a piece of dude i remember even when i we did the ryan long is challenged in canada just like having to do oh it's 1500 bucks for this lawyer to do this and 1500 bucks for this guy and you're just like you motherfuckers yeah i mean do we i just remember they strap me down i'm just have like different lawyers take turns on me with fucking rods in my ass yeah i mean we had a cpa call into the bath house last night and he's literally like i i am right now figure i'm a cpm figuring out something

else to do because like i know i see the writing on the wall like this is over like this shit is over and it's gonna be over again there might be lots more things that you know you don't even know i don't think so this is not like the printing press what do you mean i how about this i hire a bunch of people yeah those jobs didn't exist six years ago and if they did very very few of them i know but the scale of this is way greater of the job losses the scale of this well that's what i mean that's just one to one yeah i just gave you one example of you know one million jobs that didn't gave you one example of, you know, one million jobs that didn't exist before, which is whoever is,

you know, how many people are making a career online now, right? Yeah. Okay, take every one of those people, hires a couple people,

everyone that's, you know, making a decent amount of money. There's a million. That's just one thing I'm saying. So the amount of new jobs that might come, and this is always the argument, but your argument

is the amount of pain that'll happen to them. This is a lot of, like, tech guys. Right, but your argument is the amount of pain just by argument this is a lot of like tech guys right but your argument is the amount of pain that's gonna and it's also andrew yang yeah well i mean sam all like sam allman i i listened to this podcast with tim ferris and chris zaka and they were essentially tim ferris unlistenable for me yeah yeah yeah i know but uh i listened to this one it was the first one i listened to in a while but he had fucking naval raviconton yeah i love I honestly think The band So I always want to like Listen to his things

And he goes I was like Oh Tim Ferriss has Naval Ravikantan For four hours He doesn't do that many interviews I was like Okay that might be cool

And he goes Four hours of talking To Naval Ravikantan About parenting And I was just like Make sure that he doesn't Talk about anything That anyone might give a fuck about

I mean Tim Ferriss Is like the notorious Dick slinger Who will never settle down Yes I know But he needs his image To be like the good guy, I think.

I think it's like... Parenting. He doesn't... Dude, I remember he had Jordan Peterson on like a couple years ago and he did like a fucking two and a half hour...

He had like a 30 minute podcast to give a two and a half hour disclaimer about like how this guy's views, you know? Oh, yeah, yeah. He's up there. I think he's just like

circulating around these fucking like liberal circles and smashing tons of punani. He doesn't want to. He doesn't want his punani to be interrupted by his controversial. He's just like, I owe the fucking audience a podcast right now. I think so.

And I think that he's really afraid that his punani is going to be good. You know what I mean? Yeah. That he's going to have some of his. Yeah, he's going to. It's going to interfere with it. He's going to have the sniz the sniz is gonna be affected

if he gets in any sort of controversy that's anti-sniz you know but he also knows that his audience is mostly men so he doesn't want to

seem like a total cop right so he's trying to I think that he's sort of playing that line of like I need to keep the sniz taps on

but I also need to do an episode yeah not for me no no anyways this one was okay but yeah the ai stuff is i hope i'm wrong but a lot of the people a lot of people much smarter than mine are very much in the like camp of we're gonna have to like restructure the social contract kind of deal oh man lots of it's your the moral of the story is it which is why off the internet

and you don't have to know about any of this stuff. Sure. I mean, this is what I brought up in the first place though, but I was just like, you know, when I was kind of listening to the AI conversations

about deep fake and I was just like, I'm like, do we, I do a podcast about current events. I think about like stuff that's happening

in the world nonstop. I'm friends with like so much people in my orbiter like tech guys i pay attention to those worlds i follow a lot of tech blogs and podcasts and i and i'm fairly financially literate sure you know i have a math degree essentially and i'm just like huh i know i know way out of our pay grade huh you know what i mean yeah and i go i'm not saying i'm the smartest in the world but I'm saying that like if I'm the

threshold well it's gotta be you know most people don't know what the hell is going on no no I mean yeah I was reading about the deep sea thing and I'm like I barely understand it but all I read is I'm like I think I speak Chinese now am I Chinese now

am I Chinese now that's why I'm looking at this thing i go i think i'm chinese i don't really know seems like a lot of the ai people are very spooked about this thing because you don't realize the algorithmic parametric token blah blah and you go and you're like oh no the algorithmic parametric token is that good or bad are we and you're no, we like the algorithmic parametric token. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Oof. Oof. I swear to God. Yikes. Someone might as well be giving me a recipe for fucking this.

I know. How to make fucking Lao Main from scratch in Chinese. But dude, not to go too much more on the AI thing, but it's like, we were talking five, six years ago about, oh, all these people who have these dumbass bachelor of fucking sociology degrees. Now it's people who are like, yeah, I'm a lawyer. And you're like, yeah, that's useless now too. Interesting. Yeah, it's not even like this dumbass liberal arts shit. Some people listening to the podcast didn't realize, but Danny tried to say Jews most affected.

I mean, Jews will be affected. Everybody's going to be affected. Except for fucking electricians man my one buddy who we went to economics with who just randomly in 2008 your buddy at the airport which one uh fuck which guy did we go to school with friends with emily and nadia and those people 80 no give me some last names nyman last names that's his last first names then adrian yeah i don't know no guys the food guy i don't know forget his name he has like a name like cooper popper or something like that talk to him for like five minutes though okay he didn't realize

me and you weren't friends in the university oh okay i don't know good guy i wonder who it is um well that's my train of thought here oh yeah anyways my buddy didn't come to your wedding didn't come but he was invited i think he was i have no clue i uh anyways 2010 i knew as i was bringing it up and i was just like shouldn't have done this as the words were coming out of my mouth i mean there's like a conversation for the podcast in the airport no because the thing is i you have three friends it's i assume that i would have received a text from that person being like i saw ryan In the airport. No, because the thing is I... You have three friends. I assume that I would have received a text from that person being like, I saw Ryan at the airport

if it was one of my... It's a guy your buddy's with. He knew your buddy that came to fish with us too. What? I have no clue. Honestly, just forget it, Danny. This is not going to be good. One of your three...

This is not going to be good fucking podcasting for me to decipher who this is. I told you soon as it started coming to mind with the newest bad podcasting so ai we're done and you know what this is where some people are at brian uh what's the guy's name brian johnson brian johnson brian johnson's fucking goat dude have you seen what this guy posts it's like he goes i saw him post today He goes Just a heads Just a Just a little bit of a Update

So I've stopped injecting My son's blood And I figured out How to make A A I figured out How to make a concoction

Where I remove the plasma From my blood And I keep the plasma In this bag In this yellow bag And he's holding up This big bag You did see that?

He's holding up This big bag of plasma And he goes $2 million a year to live forever. Everyone knows this Brian Johnson guy. He says he's got the best metrics for his age ever of anyone. Then he posts this video of all his dad. He's got his son in on the racket. His son's out there. He's got his son. Blood boy. He's got his blood boy. He's drinking his son's. Ex-blood boy. Yeah, he basically, every single morning he straps his son down,

fucking sticks a straw in him, and then sucks out the adrenaline out of this guy's ass. Yeah, his son's in like a tomb and he fucking has him like tied up. He startles him to get that good adrenaline. That's a good show. Every morning he comes in with a scream mask in his room to wake him up. He startles him to get that good adrenochrome. Every morning he comes in with a scream mask in his room to wake him up.

But then he posted, biohacker posted on Twitter, he shared his data of him and his son to say, look, I'm doing better. And he shared the erection data from him and his son accompanying the data. Johnson wrote, nighttime erection data for him and his son. Accompanying the daddy, the data, Johnson wrote nighttime erection data

for my 19-year-old son and me. His duration is two minutes longer than mine. Raise children to stand tall, be firm and upright. So, I mean, your dad did this. He didn't post it online, at least. That's the next level of competitiveness. You know, it's not exactly about, like, you know, playing one-on-one basketball in the fucking driveway anymore.

It's just about who's got the better boners. I mean, listen, everyone's dad checks their boners when they're growing up, but he doesn't post it online. Yeah, I didn't know Ora had a cock ring. It's so crazy. Yeah, every single morning, he's checking his son's cock ring. He goes, what the fuck is this? Yeah, yeah. It's like, I'm disappointed in you, son.

It's like getting your report card back but it's every day the data includes the parents sleep efficiency erection quality number of erection episodes and total duration kids like dad can we just go fishing put your fucking i want your boner data now i'm telling you do you want your blood or not yeah you did you want your serving of blood today no blood until you get me your boner data yeah this dad's coming in he's like that's barely a rager you call yourself a johnson he goes soft as shit we're john johnson we're johnson's johnson's in the johnson household we don't have limp dicks okay yeah yeah what the fuck is this limp dick bullshit crazy i mean i know that he probably brings a girl over for dinner and she was like all right you guys going back to the room

yeah you'll have fun he's at like eight five today this guy's been rock hard since noon yeah you're gonna you're gonna really enjoy it tonight you want to see the data he's been crushing it so yeah i'd use i i'd maybe stretch yourself out a little before i i'd love you to i'd love you to meet my son i feel like you guys would be good you're like what's he like well it's like he has about three boners a day and uh pretty good he's actually sitting out like a 9.4 to 10 parametric data and the boner crazy i mean i know that the boners are a good night time boners are a good indication of health but obviously i tell you what when i'm really tired and like not sleeping and the biggest thing that messes me up is i've been going you know i have a lot i'm on a lot of stuff since

our america health episodes i'm doing okay with that however the time zones the not sleeping whenever i do find that that is when i find i got the weakest fucking ragers in the morning yeah no nighttime bones i do it is a good indication if you're waking up and you never have boners that is your body's quit yeah your body's like you're on your own pal i know that is such a weird thing that your body just decides to do just to give you one just to let you know that you're healthy is just a bunch of fucking boners at night yeah it is sort of your body's just like yeah one for you we're doing good things are going good it is probably the number one indicator you wake up and you got fucking nothing yeah just a little piece of you

know you go to take a piss and you're like what are we doing and your body's like well if you fucking let us sleep you had to have those drinks last night cortisol wasn't so high then i could give you all these fucking more and bone i'd love to give you one yeah i mean i'm sorry but that that's crazy doing the father-son boner i know and the thing is a 19 year old has no reason to track their boners like he just needs it as his benchmark he needs it as a bench yes and he can't go ask a random 19 year old like hey can i track your boners and by the way science you think it's it's not didn't start at 19 no He's been tracking These boners for a long time

Yeah he's probably like Fuck I need to find Like a 12 year old Cause that's my ideal age He for sure is thinking that But he can't be looking at He can't be posting online I need a 12 year old

For boner data He's just hanging outside The maternity ward And new mothers come out He goes I'll give you 500 grand If I could track your baby's boners You're like what? He goes I want to be a baby

No you don't understand I'm biohacking I'm biohacking No no no I'm not some freak No boners. You're like, what? I want to be a baby. No, you don't understand. I'm biohacking. I'm biohacking. No, no, no. I'm not some freak. No, no, no. Anyways, do you have any extra blood? I don't think... Hey, what'd you do with your placenta? You didn't just throw it out, did you? Because I have this pizza I want to put it on.

I got a carbonara later. A little extra placenta. You walk into this guy's house. He's just like, got nine, you know, 14-year- you walk into this guy's house he's just like got nine you know 14 year olds strung up there and he's got like them strapped up nude to the boners

attached to his helmet and he goes no no no oh my god Chris Hansen this has been a very big misunderstanding I'll tell you what Brian Johnson could never go

for a vacation to Southeast Asia ever like the questions that would arise from that shit from him going to like probably any third world country yeah yeah yeah like you're like dude you're like you're traveling you're definitely trying to get boner data yeah you're like you get london paris and maybe spain yeah i'm just

going to thailand sure yeah what the fuck are you doing in thailand man hell no he shows up at customs they're like no no thank you buddy we've seen your boner business online yeah no thank you yeah so he's tracking kids boners it is definitely chris hansen's gonna show up and he's just gonna be like i what don't you guys understand i'm biohacking yeah he's like chris hansen's like have a seat he's like i actually prefer to stand it's okay did you say yeah yeah he's like i don't know if you know this but sitting is actually the new smoking so uh i'll stand while you confront me of you know this but sitting is actually the new smoking so uh i'll stand while you confront me did you say and quote unquote i'd love to see your boner how hard is it you are what oh my god it's like you got a hack in chris hansen what are your boners like why do you care about my boner

and then you said how old are you he said 13 and you said that'll do just fine little old but that'll do just fine oh my god i i mean i don't wish death on anybody but it would actually be a relief if brian johnson died because then you're just like nothing matters you can't do it it's all genetics just live your life i don't want him to die but it would just be one of those things where it would make everybody feel so much better if he did die if he just had a heart attack and just didn't die because then you'd be like okay it's pure genetics genetics you can you can maybe do a little bit but you can't do this wacky shit i know but then if he lives to 120 the son's on board for this stuff by the way because the son he got his son all on board i mean the son's probably making money on it too yeah i mean he started some big

tech companies yeah biohacker also had much better sleep efficiency but had one less erection episode compared to talmadge so son had more direction that's fucking arms fucking sore hey one less erection huh the old man still got it he's definitely getting punched yeah his arms is fucking bruised up a fucking chump Little debate from the Patreon that someone said, Dude, I hate to say it, but cans refer to ass and legs, not tits. I kept quiet for as long as I could. I disagree. Yeah.

What do you think the can can is? Are they shaking their tits? I don't think it's a can. Unless it's a Canadian thing, but I don't think so. Cans. Cans are not. Johnny, what do you think? I always heard ass. You thinkans. Cans are nuts. Johnny, what do you think? I always heard ass.

You think cans... Cans are ass? Well, I mean, you could say I'm kicking you in the can. That's kicking you in the ass. But a set of cans is tits. Yeah. I think it's both. No.

This is malarkey. Well, no, but you go, oh, fucking get your can in there. I think that's like people saying your ass. But I also think it's... I mean, here, Wiktionary. What do cans mean in slang? Plural of can, breasts. Bam.

Yeah, take that. I think it can also mean ass, but it also means tits. Yeah. Also means mouth, if I'm being honest. Shut your can. Shut your can. That I've never heard. You'd know what I meant if I said it.

We're reaching here, but no. Cans is never heard. You'd know what I meant if I said it. We're reaching here, but no. Kansas tits. It's crazy. Yeah, so this guy said he kept quiet for as long as he could. You know what? You can continue keeping quiet. Fucking peanut gallery over here. At the very least, it also means ass. Yeah, maybe we'll do that, but I mean,

everybody you hear said it cans. Nice cans. Crappy Lily Phillips, who we don't love on this podcast no teen busted by mom waiting in line to have sex with the porn star bonnie blue put your clothes on so it was the other one and they said they stole each other's ideas which is fucking hilarious like they think they're like comedians well one of them did a thousand one of them did a hundred yeah but the teen was busted so basically this this like she does these open calls to come fucking banger yeah and the son

was in line and the mom found out and then the mom showed up like probably the most embarrassing thing of all time just wearing the tims she just has the tims on his mom shows up he just has an american flag do you remember the chamberlain boots mom mom i want to bang lily phillips a mother ordered her son to have uh to leave a long line of men that i'll tell you who did like it guy behind him oh yeah move up one spot well depends on late in line the guy might have been like you might have been disappointed too oh he was there for that i mean if you're real deep you might be you might want to you want that you want to go fourth or last he goes yeah you you go ahead i got a fucking python on me so you know you go ahead I got a fucking python on me You go ahead

Put your clothes on Otherwise I'll get the police to come after you She raged in a viral video Put on your clothes now and come out Come out of here now Several men tried to calm the mother down And get her to keep quiet They were worried that their moms were going to show up

They all stepped They all stayed in front The boy stays yeah he stays he's soon to become a man come pick him up once he's a man you gotta be so fucking i'll tell you probably didn't love that that they were in the viral video everyone else was in the line i know she's like we do that camera oh hey oh i mean i guess the whole thing's filmed though so i guess that's part of the deal that you have to be on it. I mean, there were a bunch of dudes like Balaclavas and shit. Yeah, Balaclavas. Probably move, to be honest.

Yeah, that's... I mean, shit, man. I've always been fucked because of all the tattoos I have. Yeah, that's why you don't want to be guy number 1,000? No, I'm not even saying that. I'm just like, in general,

I could never... Like, your average guy could have a video leak of him just like fucking... Right, and it's like he has a plausible deniability. Yeah, and just be like, that's not me. Yeah. It's not i'm not really able to be willy

nilly with all the like videos and stuff like that just be like you can't just be super haphazard with videos true true true because it's obviously me obviously yeah they identify you yeah i mean i marked myself i mean it's sad that there's men who are so desperate for a little tang. I'm 19. I can do what I want. Mom, I'm a man. I can do what I want. Because you live at home. This is crazy.

You're unemployed and you live at home. This is the world we're living in here. Folks. I hope not. I hope not. Folks, this is the world that we are currently living in. You're losing your job. The only way for men to have sex is to line up in your bread lines.

Yeah, your bread lines. Your schnitz bread lines. This is communism. They want you eating bugs, lining up in front of a thousand people where your mom says, come home, please. And you say, I need my mandatory government sneeze. It's only going to be 30 seconds. Just wait.

I only have 30 seconds anyways. Mom! You're embarrassing me. And she's hitting him with, you know, she's like an old Italian mom hitting him with like a broom. I think she was like Jamaican or something. It was really not fucking

taking any of this nonsense. Why you doing? It was, it was. She was like very much like... Jamaican mom's hilarious. She's like, I didn't fucking like immigrate to England for you to be guy number 979

what you're doing there boy yeah the fifi boy basically you're gay oh lord for a jamaican family definitely said oh lord oh but basically you're gay oh lord for a Jamaican family she definitely said oh lord but if you're a Jamaican family like that you're if you're a guy like

you're deep in that line like you are just essentially having sex with a man at that point oh body boy because it's a woman he goes boom boom

it's a body boy you remember Bougie Bonten yeah is he still incarcerated I think he's still incarcerated it's funny he's like

he had like three big smash hits about just like killing gay guys. Wild. Ah, the good old days. You could still do that kind of stuff. That Marty boy.

You think Lily Phillips like OnlyFans like popped off because of this? Like you think she like Oh yeah! Like you think like there's a lot of demand to see her get plowed by a thousand dudes are you asking that question yes

she made tons of cash but i'm saying like from specifically this i don't know her financial breakdowns but yes she made money off of this stupid publicity stunt everyone's talking about it including us yeah that's a good point and i avoided talking about it it just got so big we had no choice i avoided it for weeks anybody I forbid anybody on this podcast from subscribing to her, from financially rewarding her for this kind of thing. And definitely don't look at the camera and say, boys, boys, boys, when you're doing your posts. Doing it for the boys.

Don't do that. Don't say boys, boys, boys, when you're guy number 997. Please do not. Don't bring us into this. We don't need that smoke. Do not bring me into this. We don't need that smoke. Do not bring me into this. We're disowning you. And then lastly,

newly proposed masturbation bill will make masturbation illegal unless it's intended to make a baby. And obviously, this is like a publicity stunt as well. So it's this governor, not a governor, it's a...

Mississippi. I think it was Mississippi or Alabama it was Mississippi they're trying to put a fine I can't remember the person who did it he's like a counselor or something counselor something like that and he's doing his publicity stuff but it was it making me laugh the reason I even brought it up is because I've been doing

this joke where I've been kind of saying I've been talking about abortion I'm saying I'm you know I'm torn on abortion because I'm pro abortion but I'm also protecting women's rights away but you know I've talked about of saying, I've been talking about abortion and I'm saying, you know, I'm torn on abortion because I'm pro-abortion, but I'm also pro-taking women's rights away. But, you know, I've talked about it a little on here, but one of the things I've been saying is that men know a little bit what it's like to have something that's

inside our body and we're trying to get rid of it and the government's made a lot of rules about when we can get rid of it. It's sperm. Like if Danny wanted to get rid of something right now, it would probably be a problem. You know what I mean? The government makes lots of rules. If you pay someone to get rid of it that's a problem you know they make all these rules and that's why whenever and girls will tell us what to do they go don't come i go my body my choice and i choose now immediately and i choose immediately upon insertion sure but then

it's more men making rules on when and when we cannot but this guy's just trying to make some point yes a point where he goes like yeah yeah, good luck enforcing that one. Yeah, good luck with that one. Good luck enforcing fucking dude's cranking it. Yeah, it doesn't even make any sense. You're like, okay, it's illegal for women to masturbate too then. That's actually the...

What's the new law? You can't track your son's boners now? Now all of a sudden, what world are we living in? Is that the new law? It's getting kind of intrusive here. Your money's getting tariffed down. You know,

prices are going up. Your job is done. Yep. And you're this is the do your biohacking yeah you can't fucking everything's bad i don't know i don't feel it i i feel like as much as it's insane i i feel like it's my instinct is it's going to be like somewhat of a period of prosperity i don't feel as tumor as you know so you think it's going to be a rough patch to get there oh yeah i don't feel as Doomer as you So you think it's gonna be A rough patch to get there Oh yeah I don't feel as Doomer-y as you Alright

I hope you're right I hope I'm wrong But I don't have really The evidence to back it up I just feel like I don't know I'm talking to It seems like a lot of

Smart people Are involved You know Yeah It seems like Oh yeah The smart rich people Will be fine

Well it seems like The priorities of You know When you're talking about Lowering income tax Yeah lower That's the thing America When you're talking about lower income tax and... Yeah, lower... That's the thing. When you're talking about actually trying to figure out how to service his debt because it's getting to be an uncontrollable situation.

You know what I was thinking of? You want to talk about... I think Lily Phillips could do a giant gangbang to service the debt. You could service it. Every man, she services the men to service the debt. Well, the worst idea. Well, I was thinking, and this is sort of like my calorie ideas. I actually think that's more enforceable.

And it probably is a decent idea. And I'm not saying you don't make any changes. You're just like, if this is a meal that's going to fucking kill you, like, you just let them know. Actually, speaking of calories, actually, this is if I get accepted to the White House press thing, one of my first questions is going to be about shrinkflation. What you gonna say i don't know if you've noticed i don't know if you ever like you know get a snack here and there i'm listening but the price has either remained

the same or gone up but the calorie count has actually gone down which i predicted on this podcast literally like you've been talking about you've been talking about shrinkflation ever since you hung out with brian johnson and checked your first boner. I said this four years ago. This is what happened. But if you look at everything now, the price has either gone up or remained the same. But the amount. And he's not lying. I watched Danny buy a bag of chips at the grocery store the other day.

And he took the bag of chips. He put it up to his ear and he goes, 87. It used to be 89. Yeah. I mean, and he goes, 87. It used to be 89. Yeah. I mean, it's crazy, though. It's actually like, which I said actually would be a net benefit in the sense that. Excuse me.

Can I speak to the manager? Because last time I bought this bag of ketchup chips, all dressed chips. I wish that. I don't have any of those. Wow. Ryan was in Edmonton this weekend. For two days. Well, I know what Ryan was snacking on. Sorry, RFK Jr. Ryan was a bad boy in Edmonton this weekend. For two days. Well, I know what Ryan was snacking on. Sorry, RFK Jr.

Ryan was a bad boy in Edmonton. Maybe I'll catch some ketchup in Vancouver when we're coming to. Yeah, what kind of fucking dye do they use for ketchup chips, Ryan? Danny Polichuk. Red dye number 40, by chance? Excuse me, I'd like to speak to the manager. Ryan, you made a bad boy. This sleeve of Oreos that I've purchased

used to have 11 Oreos. Now it has seven and a half. I mean, it is what it is. I mean, I remember it because I'm a big boy, so I have to keep track of this stuff. Do you want to give me another Oreo or two? We can call it anything. Dude, bags of chips.

If not, you'll be speaking to my attorney. Dude, bags of chips used to be like 450 calories. Now they're only 370 calories. Yeah. They do feel smaller. They are smaller. Yeah, I wasn't used to be like 450 calories. Now they're only 370 calories. Hmm. Yeah. They do feel smaller. They are smaller. Yeah. I wasn't sure if I was getting fucking bigger. No, but I actually... You have a bag of chips and I'm like, fuck, I'm so jacked. This feels like a bag of chips for ants.

Yeah, yeah, but the thing is that I actually do think it's a good thing in a weird way that they make the calorie count lower. Okay. Because, you know, normally you just buy one bag of chips. You're saying Strengthflation's doing RFK's bidding. Kind of. Yeah, a little bit. In one way,

but then they should lower the price. I know they can't because obviously inflation went up, but... I know. Anyways, that's my first question for Karen Leavitt or whatever, press secretary.

Well, uh... From the man of the people. Anyways, yeah, whatever. I don't care about that guy's thing. You know what? I'm going to mention one thing is that I think... Because last time

we were talking about there's like people that are kind of like schizophrenic losing their minds and like tag me and then I think a lot of people

were commenting being like oh is that me blah blah like there was kind of like people were joking like a couple people sent me some messages

and I know they were joking but I'm like I don't think people like even when I've said like I've mentioned that there's like crazy people that talk to me and you're like 99 of people are very normal no and you're happy to talk to them yeah you have no clue especially boys catch fans like 90 of the people are like pretty funny and cool yeah like when i mean i chose you're like i think that we

might not have and i think we were intentionally vague with the details to not put someone specific on talking about like hundreds i don't think people realize how crazy we're talking about. Hundreds and hundreds of messages per week. And then also we talked about. All on red. But we also talked about some people that like made a living about being a professional reply guy for Elon Musk and stuff. We're talking about a guy that literally every single tweet, 85 tweets a day is like, you

get him Elon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like we're not, we're not like the scale that we're talking about. People don't get the scale. People are insane. Because they DM us like once every six months being like. Like, we're not, like, the scale that we're talking about, these crazy people, it's insane. Because they DM us, like, once every six months being like, we're a sketch idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or comment on something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not you. We're talking about, like, you don't understand the level. No, you cannot. And that's where I was saying, I was like, I don't think people realize that it's gone up the amount of people that you're like, oh, this guy has lost his mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

Like, picture your craziest friend from high school that you still see on Facebook and you're like, oh, this guy has lost his mind. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Like, picture your craziest friend from high school that you still see on Facebook and you're like, oh, guy belongs in an asylum. Yes. Wonder what his erection data looks like. Patreon.com slash the boys cast a new episode every week. You already know what it is. Inflation proof. Inflation, well, it is

inflation proof as of now because it's been $5 for four years. I know, that's like literally in, do the years. I know. That's like literally in the podcast. I know. It has gone down. The purchasing power of what we charge has gone down by a dollar. But I mean, I don't know. At some point, maybe it'll change it.

I don't know. But we'll probably just follow the trends. But you're right. We haven't changed it. Maybe we'll lock in everybody who's... Oh, that's true. Yeah. Yeah.

Maybe the price does go up at some point. Maybe. But if you sign up today... That's true. But you're right. The price has technically gone down 7% a true. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe the price does go up at some point. Maybe if you sign up today. That's true. But you're right. The price has technically gone down 7% a year. Yeah. At least.

He's like, I noticed. It's basically fucking... Sign up for the Patreon. $2. $2. $2 in fucking 2019. We need a 7% increase just to break even. But we won't do that to you. All right.

See you on the other side. Peace. Later.