The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Doctors Call V*ginas 'Bonus Holes', Sovereign Citizens, Gay Cakes & Acceptable Conspiracies

Episode Date: July 7, 2023

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In response to the gay cake ruling, Michael Imperioli has forbid any homophobes and bigots from watching The Sopranos. But we at The Boyscast are taking things one step further and banning Michael Imperioli and anyone else involved in the making of that show Sopranos from watching our content in support of gay cakes. Well, Michael Imperioli wants to do the bare minimum by saying you need to actively support gays if you want to watch his shows. Shows where the main characters don't actively support gays. We are actually banning the actors of The Soprananos for participating in a show that we find very problematic a show that uses f slurs and also killed veto for being gay with a pool cue in the butt michael imperioli and his band of homophobes and racists are not welcome in the boys cast oh michael imperioli says he

cares about gays but then he chooses to engage in productions like the sopranos instead of rupaul's drag, the feature film, which I have yet to hear him talk about. Or Michael Imperioli can choose to make Great Fellas, a film about three gay men who run the mob and aren't homophobic. Headstuff calls Tony Soprano hugely problematic and overrated. And Screen Rant noted nine things about Tony that have aged poorly. How about number one being that Michael Imperioli hasn't baked any cakes for gay people

so they don't even have to be in this jam in the first place. LA Times said, why no outrage over the offensive stereotypes on the Sopranos? Oh, well, I'll tell you what, LA Times, we're outraged. Outraged that Michael Imperioli hasn't given even one red cent to a homosexual man of his choice who's not Italian. If that is your real name. Yeah. It's the boys cast. It's not the girls cast. The Boys Cast. It's the Boys Cast. It's not the Girls Cast. If you ask, if you have to ask, you already know. Yeah, you got a vagina.

You probably ask because you got a frigging vagina. That's what they do. Yeah, exactly. Vagina people. We don't put up with that. Asking questions. Some people might. Yeah, they're yapping. They're flapping your lips.

Flapping and asking. Flapping, yapping and asking That's all they do Yeah they do Exactly You heard it here first Some of you might notice That we have a bit of a studio

So we got a new place Yeah But we have yet to decide What we're going to do with it There's a lot of big options going Tons of options We don't know what it is We were saying

You said you wanted Like sort of a rainbow thing right there That's what you were going to say I mean You fucking said that What you were talking about On my side It's just going to be like All the male symbols And's what you were i mean you fucking say that what you're talking about on my side it's just gonna be like all the male symbols and then also all the girls i mean i did say like it's like a sort of a men versus women thing that's coming i mean

i thought it could be a good bug man versus bug man thing if we each design our side yeah but then it's like we have a piece of junk forever that's stupid i'll tell you people weren't happy with uh either of us for biden comments i know everyone's like are these guys really biden supporters i actually was sort of surprised because i sort of take our audience and not be as dumb as that yeah like that was like maybe that was the algorithm kicking in and just like that was the casual people being like who are these guys biden support he's talking about jfk or rfk and then he was like yeah that's why i'm a biden guy and i'll go oh definitely a biden guy you were like what the fuck people actually listen we're like can we

get some clarification here just so i can know if i'll never listen to this again what the fuck you someone said that they go you just fucking lost a fucking listener bell oh this is where i be fucking part ways gotta lay on the sarcasm a little heavier yeah it definitely would go a little heavier but although ryan was pretty surprised what so you were just drinking bud light off i was pretty surprised with how much black i got about that but more i for sure i was like what i had to go back i go i don't even remember saying it like did we go to random black out and go to random and how much we love bud

oh he's the greatest president ever and like no sarcasm at all so okay one thing i gotta mention is i'm doing a crazy pop-up show in newfoundland st john's so i'm going there for two days hey bye and then i put on uh on sunday aaron's pub i'm gonna do like it's only like a hundred people too so it'll sell out so if you're listening this is not i'm not doing that much promo for it so buy a ticket me and a bunch of the boys and then obviously a couple weeks i'll be in salt lake and then a bunch of other places but that's amazing but main thing. The bias there. Well, speaking of the... You were sort of telling me about these guys

that were like men of no country, right? Yeah, the sovereign citizens. And I got to tell you, I've been... The reason I said it because you did the accent for Newfoundland and I was thinking

of the Canadian guy. We can talk about it in a second. But the reason why for me is like the amount of people like you said, Jordan Peterson just got a strike right now it's like tim dylan you got freaking suspended theo vaughn it's like it really is you know

i'll be a while he used to be like oh left first right it's really just like people who got their heads in the sand and then people are done turkeys versus the rest of us freaking turkeys with the rest of us like how do you not see that they're like you know i mean the turkeys have well they always assumed because the assumption was well yeah and the assumption too was like on youtube he's like yeah if you're like a small account you're kind of gonna get screwed but like the big ones are protected that's what it felt right that they always felt like oh well if you get to a certain level they're not like unless you're like egregiously like doing like steve will do it like gambling stuff that they're keep repeatedly asking you to not even him was a freaking hit job too whatever but at least like

apparently they were asked him many times this is just like tim dillon makes a joke about like joe biden being a lizard and they go all right one week suspension yeah he's actually not a lizard if you know the misinformation policy exactly and they're like well technically by our policy he's not a lizard he's a real person so no it's getting out of control like you know the not no lamer person to be right now than being like oh i, I'm sorry, are you censored? You're like, yeah, no one did this crappy. It's like, yeah, no, this sucks. And they're just like, legitimately,

it's just like, I mean, I guess it's like elections. It sucks for us too, because it's like, you know, we have a podcast like that on YouTube. And so what, we just like have to like totally like censor ourselves? Like, it's so crazy. You know what, that was kind of making me laugh. The idea of like the,

just a commercial for conspiracy guys that it's like, if you want to be in conspiracies, but like, you don't want anyone to, you know, like paint you with a bad brush and get kicked off. Like introducing like conspiracies that you're allowed to be a big foot. It's like, Ooh,

that's a fun one. Like, well, how about that? It's like, you're allowed to talk about big foot all you want. It's like, there's no,

you can't even though. Now, if you're a bigfoot guy people are like oh let me guess you like trump too huh you can't be it's just like you're now in bed with they lump you in like you can't be into anything alex jones didn't do but you could probably be like i'm into alex jones's bill hicks like you could probably sure like you know what i mean because it's not really a misinformation like a guy could be on there and be like you know you could say anything you want you'd be like oh i think the color blue is the color red you're not gonna ding that it's just they have their ones that they don't like the new england patriots oh that's a fun one for you inflating the balls like you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah you're cheating in sports or whatever

exactly you it's sort of like fun conspiracies that you're allowed to be into it's kind of still ding it though i don't think you i think you're allowed to be into. That's kind of what it is. They'll still ding you, though. I don't think you, I think you're allowed to talk about the Patriots conspiracies. I mean, like, even JFK now, probably because of the RFK stuff, and he goes, oh, JFK, so you're an anti-vaxxer?

And you go, what? I didn't even say anything like that. And they go, well, they're related. Yeah, UFOs you could probably be into. Like, they don't mind you being like that. You'd be like, oh, like, you could say Jesus was black. That'd probably be like a hot,

that'd be a fun one for you. Yeah, there you go. There's a lot of people. I don't just, don't say, you know, you're allowed to say Jesus is black. Don't probably be a fun one for you. There you go. There's a lot of people. I don't just don't say, you know, you're allowed to say Jesus is black. Don't say black people or something else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. That's how you get into.

Malaysian airline, you could probably poke your nose around into that a little bit. Yeah, I think so. But, I mean, I guess if you say certain things, they'll still. Death of Martin Luther King, you might be able to get into as long as you don't mention the CIA by name. But it really is like anything with like, you know, as soon as you don't mention the cia by name but it really is like anything with like you know as soon as you get on ukraine election cover blah blah blah it's like all that stuff it's like they're really really cracked but there's also no distinction between jokes about these things and speaking about the whole thing's a joke so it's like literally none there's like there's just like some web crawler or

whatever that just like sees the words and they go, yeah, I don't know. Well, if you can't do like jokes in the realm of Carver, then I guess you should kick off Fauci because he's a fucking COVID joke. Well, you give him some makeup remover so he can get that clown makeup off his goddamn face because he's a fucking joke.

What does that sound? Yeah, how about that? If you want to fucking look in the mirror and fucking kick yourself off, how about that? we're getting in dangerous territory here i know man it's like friggin i'm telling you i felt honestly the last four years i felt just back in high school in the principal's office just non-stop literally like we are being held by our ankles head above the toilet it's just been flushed fauci's flushing it. Fauci's flushing it. And we're about to just get dunked by Biden.

Pupinder, Pupindipar, whoever runs Google now. Sunder, Poonchai. Yeah. Just fucking got you fucking hanging by your ankles, taking your change out. And he's like, he takes your change,

and he's like, and I'm going to replace that with social change. That's the only change that I have, dude. It's fucked up. Well, then why are you taking my change? Because I fucking can. That's what he'd say to you so people i really is yeah it's like the only conspiracy that you can talk about with the clintons is like how fucking did she look so hot

yeah the conspiracy what's her skincare routine and then someone's like in the comments it's like it's adrenochrome yo here we go all go. All right. Can't even talk about that. The conspiracy of like, how is she so hot at 80? What's her secret? That's a secret conspiracy you can talk about. Ooh. Yeah. How the Obama's so cool. That's the only type of stuff you're allowed to get into.

Have you seen that new sex trafficking movie thing that's coming out? This big, the Mel Gibson, Jim Caviezel. Those fucking spank material for you well no they're trying to they're trying to paint it as a q anon movie even though it's literally just like an anti-child trafficking movie apparently it's like they did like 10 million dollars in pre-sale movie theater tickets like it's actually going to do well like legitimately and then like people are like it's a q anon movie and you're like some they always find something wrong with it look at this guy who doesn't like sex trafficking with fucking conspiracy guys

like they do there are conspiracy theorists yeah like based on a true story like it's like honestly some of these sometimes it's just like

I'm a flip switch away from going full all in fucking Alex Jones they get you I'm getting closer man I'm telling you they get you that's how they

it's like one thing if you want if you really want to fucking turn me and fucking you know if you want less fucking people real rattled up kick us all off youtube then see how fucking you know what i mean yeah of course see what it looks like we're gonna have to go handcuff ourselves to the youtube head office exactly you should do that actually they probably have an office in the city probably close to here i'll do it with uh furry handcuffs too. Me and Johnny filmed this sketch the other day. And we went to, I think I talked about it here.

Whatever. I won't say the whole thing. But because of what we did, we went to the Leatherman store in the West Village. So it's like basically, the things, it's like, basically you set up like a gay dungeon. And you legitimately go down this set of stairs into the dungeon, which feels like. Did they let you film no no no no buddy oh yeah this was a incognito mission and once we were in that dungeon it was feeling unsafe as well right and then so you what's the thing the gimp and uh mask no but in

the movie like the twin tarantino movie yeah paul fiction yeah with the guy the gimp the gimp yeah honestly that's why i felt like i was about to get turned into that guy because you go down there and it's like real scary right and then the one guy that's sitting at the cash register he's got his like eyes on you and he makes the leather i guess and he's just wearing instead of a shirt he's just wearing actual like a chain mail like fucking tube top yeah yeah those are very fashionable in the with the gay community do gay guys just wear chains instead of fucking shirts now? So he's got a chain bra. A lot of mesh. During gay pride.

No, this is actual chain. Oh, this is actual chain mail. Well, it's like chains. Like he just took a bunch of chains and tied them up into a bra formation. And then he's just wearing that in his dungeon. And honestly, we just bailed. We just go get the fuck out of here. We film somewhere.

It's too sketchy. I want to end up freaking a hog tied in the back of a gay shop wouldn't be the first leather boy i mean the difference is that some people do and they have their story is like yeah i ended up uh hog tied in the back it was amazing that's not in my life yeah it was incredible we're going back tomorrow yeah well it's wise you go don't recommend it listen if you're in the audience and you're on your way to leatherman right now i'm telling you leatherman's not the place you want to be speaking of actually uh that and by do you see the biden they had the he had give a press

conference where he had like the marks on his face or whatever because he's 80 or whatever and then someone did the funniest photoshop where they're like i know what that is and it was like a mask with a giant dildo attached to it that was my that was a good one but my favorite all week was the so in canada basically well the reason i brought it up because danny was sort of like telling me about the these guys and sovereign citizens so it's is it what the men of no country what exactly is they are it's what they basically don't know so they're i kind of know these ones are from texas they basically say that texas is actually technically not part of america it was it was never like when america was formed it was like there was a technicality so it's still they called them texicans or whatever and so they're like

they were like we're from the republic of texas it's not part of america kind of like how quebec people are just like no i'm quebec i'm not from kind of but they're like we don't abide by any american rules so they issue themselves their own like texican ids and licenses but they're like not valid but they tell them that they're valid they're like yeah you can use this anywhere whatever texican youtube's not censoring you yeah yeah and well they're probably all on like bit shoot and stuff and then they're like you don't have to pay taxes to the irs and they give you this like card which you can then apparently go to like the tax office and you hand them this form or whatever and then they'll just like cut you a check for all the money that they are works no that's the whole thing is it doesn't work but they keep saying that it's going to work and then like

this woman in the article is like i keep going around all these places trying to do it and i keep getting denied even though i was told that it was going to work it's so crazy yeah and then um like that's what the wesley snipes that was part of the wesley snipes not paying taxes he tried to say he was basing on a similar thing that i'm a man of no country unfortunately yeah and they essentially we're gonna be in the man of one country or prison so yeah well he's like uh the irs is not constitutional i'm like a sovereign citizen so i'm not paying taxes that's what wesley snipes that's why wesley snipes went to jail i thought he was just like the standard you know no no dude to not go to jail for taxes like think about all the celebrities it's like you got to act like they give you a million

chances to pay back your tax yeah but he didn't have the money to pay it back that's what happens eventually they're like hey you owe us fucking 70 million dollars or you can do two years in jail and he was like yeah i don't know if you still get relieved of the money though they just like i think he was like no i don't agree with these laws and they're like we're gonna put you in a cage it doesn't work that good though right no hell no they're and they're probably like look you could just pay this money with a penalty and he's just like no i don't agree with these laws uh-huh and so that's what it is and then they're constantly getting shot and tased and it's like a guy's wife wanted to get divorced and he's like i don't constitute divorce he's like oh i'm doing it's like well i don't recognize it yeah that's literally like

what it's like in the fucking all over the world third world countries wife's like i want to get divorced you're like that doesn't exist you go i don't recognize that and the girl goes i just got the divorce you go unfortunately i don't recognize that i'm a self i'm a citizen of texican and that's not allowed you're not going anywhere she goes you can do and you go that's my wife she goes i'm not your wife i have legal divorce i got i have the actual papers i have a texican remarriage yeah i printed my own things from the texicans i have the texican remarriage so get in the car we're we're currently very happy and very in love and very married. That is super funny, though, like getting all this stuff and just going to the place.

And they're just like, listen, dude, we told you that you're not getting any money by showing us this thing. And he just keeps coming back. But there was in this article, instances where they give you a fake license plate for Texaco or whatever. Not Texaco, it's a gas station. But they give you a fake um license plate for texaco or whatever not texaco gas station but they give you like a fake license plate fake license but no they get pulled over and then they're like yeah but they're getting in like gun battles with cops and stuff because they're like the cops are like what is what is this and you're like and they're like you're infringing on my like like you know right of my liberty and blah blah blah and like they had all the here's like a

line from this article it says in 1998 another republican group schemed to kill president uh republic republic group schemed to kill president clinton with a cigarette lighter that shot cactus thorns dipped in hiv and rabies whoa the plan never came to fruition and the plotters were jailed okay so yeah they're up for wild stuff though that's like the kind of things that are going on. Literally HIV and rabies on thorns, and they're trying to take out the president. Just in case the HIV doesn't cut it. Interesting.

That is wild, though, but there was this video that you could watch it. Danny retweeted it, but it's basically a Canadian guy, and then they're like... So anyone who trash talks like Trudeau, they essentially send people to his house, and they're like they so anyone who's like trash talks like trudeau they essentially send people to his to his house and they have like i don't know what these guys they're from like ceases i think no because he this guy was saying you should bring the ceases

guys over but these guys were like hey you're doing something about trudeau but there's just like the most canadian interaction he was like and they're like hey uh we're just here about some inflammatory statements you've been making about mr trudeau you've been saying that you hope he gets hung for treason and the guy goes yeah but i mean i'm allowed to say what i want and that's a legal thing that i'm hoping for and they go well you know we're gonna have to keep coming here if you don't just tone it down the language there on facebook and he goes pal it's a it's a free country and that's what i'm allowed to say what i want and this is my land and if you want to keep coming you can bring it over we'll have to give you a fucking cup of coffee memory he goes he goes the guy literally goes at one point they go they go well if you he goes i'm not planning on tuning it down he goes well if you're not toning it down you

better get used to seeing us because we're gonna keep coming back he goes well i guess next time you can come over and i'll cook you a cup of coffee and the two of us can just hash it out then because i'm not making any changes and they goes well we're gonna have to keep coming to visit you then it goes all right well my name's uh joey my wife's name's tammy get to know her real good because i guess we're having some coffees together i guess why don't you bring the missus over and the four of us will just get to know each other real well then that's one of those things you ever see that i think it was an old mr show sketch where they like they uh were fighting and then they become like lovers yeah oh yeah and then they're like

50 years old and they're still fighting that's these guys and he's like that's them on vacation like hey i don't want to have to do this vacation but you can yeah all right well there's a swim up bar so i guess i'll see you over at the swim-up bar. Mark's on me, first round. They're in a speedboat together. Just the two of them in the speedboat. He's like, listen, pal, I got to get home by 6, so you got to stop doing the laps here. He goes, I don't want to be here just as much as you don't want me here,

but you can't. Those Twitter fingers of yours just have been getting a little sassy today. Oh, sorry, bud. They say a boat a lot. That was like, because you don't ever see Canadians say a boot, but it's like they actually say a boat more, which is weird. They go,

what's this a boat? And I go, I'll tell you what, this is a boat. Yeah, it's so crazy that they're just sending dudes to this guy's house, two of them.

Yeah. And they stood there and talked like for 15 minutes. That's long. I didn't even watch the whole thing. I just watched the video. But it was so Canadian. It goes,

hey, what's up, eh? It goes, here, just coming in from the Department of Bad the department of uh bad bad words bad word boys hey it was the guy's like yeah your mask is like a side loop one that's like doesn't even work why are you wearing that oh that's what he was i'm not here about the mask i'm here about the bad tweets well i'm not here with the mask that might be next week but right now the first order of business is bad mean tweets it's like you can't uh i guess you can't make death threats against trudeau yeah he did that

was good that he chirped he goes no there's a lot of people that feel like me just want this country back look at you two you got the masks on. They're not doing anything. They got you wearing them anyway. Oh, I love it. How good was that? Yeah, that was some fucking good shit. Toronto, Vancouver, just caught wind. We got the tickets on sale Tuesday. I've been calling them every day.

Get these puppies on sale. The boys are hungry. We need to get the tickets out there on the site. RyanLongComedy.com The pre-sale code's long. So if you go Tuesday, use that code. Get the best tickets. Toronto, Vancouver. Yeah, still doing St. John this Sunday too.

So come to that. But, most importantly, this is Toronto's the biggest venue that I've ever played in my life. Every time I've gone back to Toronto, we've done a bigger venue. So this is the biggest place that I've ever played in my life. Every time I've gone back to Toronto, we've done a bigger venue. So this is the biggest place that I've ever headlined the history of me doing comedy. So the show's

going to be awesome. I'm going to have a bunch of awesome people on the show. New Hour is cooking. Come out. See that show. Tuesday. Will not regret it. Buy the tickets in advance. We're going to sell this puppy out. Alright. Thank you. Well there was also the um well this is what do you think of this theory of uh canadians okay so i said that there's two accents you either sound like a hockey player or drake and the hockey player

hockey player accent makes um makes like soft things makes hard things seem soft and the drake accent makes soft things seem hard so like hockey players like hey i want to kill you is like buddy i'll put you in the dryer and toss you around down there turn you into a bounce sheet is that what you want like make someone to kill you actual threat and then yeah and then the drake one is like you know yo honestly i'm gonna take a you know a number combo number two with like diet coke like you make ordering just anything like anything they do it sounds like you're just like oh my life's in danger yeah that's like i'm gonna freaking i'm gonna like slit your neck is like body don't make me do it ear to ear on you huh it's just it pretty much that's sort of the two but it's on the on the topic of this sort of same

tip the the mosquito that we were blowing the whistle. Yeah. The mosquito factor that we were- There's actually malaria in Florida right now. First time ever. Listen, Bill Gates has been messing around with mosquitoes. There's been a lot of mosquito things popping up. I'll just say that. I'm going to leave it at that.

I don't want to- Hey, listen. I'll just tell you this, Bill Gates. There's been a lot of weird stuff happening with mosquitoes, and I don't feel like killing myself. I'm just going to tell you that right now. Ryan's getting radicalized. You heard it. You heard heard it you told me you can't talk about bigfoot now ryan's ending every sentence with and i'm not suicidal this is all i'm gonna tell you guys

i'm not suicidal there's been a lot of weird fucking stick going on with these mosquitoes bill gates they basically said bill gates is this 19 000 you know million square foot mosquito skeeter factory factory and then immediately there's some people that are defending the Skeeter factory saying it's a good idea my bottom line was like maybe it is a good idea but it was just one of those things where it's like maybe the gain of function is a good idea

but you go and the chance that it doesn't go right this could be a really bad idea and Bill Gates is losing so much goodwill constantly Like he's just losing any goodwill he maybe had So people are just like yeah we don't really trust you anymore So we're gonna knock you out Exactly he's like hey I'm gonna save the world

That's a good way to put it yeah If you aren't giving him the benefit of the doubt We're gonna do these fucking crazy mosquitoes So the mosquitoes are all over And they just said there's like all of a sudden These random malaria mosquitoes popping up And I go hey I'm just asking questions Just noticing patterns here I'm noticing a few patterns this is like a simple one two bill

gates gets really interested in mosquitoes all of a sudden mosquitoes start morphing into bad things yeah so fair but this is the bill gates thing that i really want to talk about so there's this this is sort of the bill gates camp has sort of said this isn't true but there's rumors going around and some of the girls don't get any benefit of the doubt anymore he doesn't get the benefit so we're gonna assume that it is true until proven otherwise we're gonna assume it is true but bill gates's private office asked female job candidates about porn sexual histories and uh all sorts of stuff like that right so apparently when you come into for a job at the Bill Gates factory he basically does it like what's your body

count situation he's basically doing like what a street interview he's like behind like the double-sided glass to because there's someone behind that glass ago not it's just a mirror that's just a thrill Gates he has a big chair with thrill gates he's just he's oh that's very high he's sitting there the mosquitoes two separate clouds like one on each side and then he has his minion coming he's like how many men have you been with and then he goes and then you just hear gates likey gates likey she goes i don't know 30 goes gates no likey just yeah yeah just the shoot goes she's gone so apparently what the reason for it i'll just say that bill gates private office reported asked some female job candidates their sexual histories pornography they liked whether

they've had extramarital affairs if they had nude pictures of themselves on their phones so it's like apparently it's all so the reason for it is what they're saying is can these people be blackmailed yeah that's what i assume why wouldn't you ask guys that because like guys can also easily be blackmailed like i think the guys just didn't rat it out like the girls did you know the guys just lie but maybe they did ask the guys no one's even bothered to check i think they said the guys hadn't been or there were no guys were asked that or there was no maybe guys just don't complain about that kind of thing that's like guys expect when you're like right high security clearance thing you go yeah that's the kind of well you got to admit that is if you are a perv to be like hey hey girl you know what i mean what i need from you right now is i just need you to show me anything

on your phone that's incriminating that could be used to blackmail you yeah of course just like oh yeah yeah any photos of your you know that could be used to blackmail you know what let me just take that off your phone right now just Just pop that in Big Bill's phone. Pop that in Big Bill's phone. Do we know that this wasn't for Bill Gates? You just want to airdrop that to Big Billy? Oh, I'm sure the moment you walk through into the campus, they were just like downloading everything on your phone just instantly without your knowledge.

Exactly. I wonder if there were these women were applying for like the honeypot department. Buffalo Bill Gates. You know, they're like. They're applying for the honeypot department buffalo bill gates you know they're like they're applying for the honeypot yeah this is actually pretty pertinent questioning to be honest they're like yeah we need to know this stuff you're gonna be honeypotting people are you allergic to mosquitoes that's what he's sort of saying he's like listen have you how many fucking dicks have you taken yeah let's say you want to take a little skeeter right now because fucking bill gates has got a little bit bit of a pet stinger on him coming your way i think there's ever one interview he's behind the glass and they're just the mosquitoes like she kills it

just out of the air and he goes you can show her out i know i think what happens you'd kill her and he'd feel it he'd be like ouch like he'd sort of not not my precious they go if you just close your eyes we're gonna have to just give you a little mosquito prick here. And then you come in, and Bill Gates is just holding his dick, fucking touching it to her arm. Just a little prick here. Just a little prickie.

Just a little prick. So apparently they sort of said no, but there's a bunch of girls that have come out and said these are the kind of questions they're asking. But I guess you are right. The truth is they're denying it. But if you you are kind of being like hey you're going to be doing operations and it's going to be high profile or you're going to potentially get blackmailed we don't want to have any yeah like if you probably go work for the cia that's probably a similar line

of questioning that you would get i would guess like for high security clearance cia stuff like they make you lie to testers every detest testers testers i hate that's me yeah yeah i'm gonna lie to test who's the guy Yeah I'm the lie detester Who's the guy That never told a lie Yeah I was like If your girl ever busts you And she wants you to take

A lie detector You go lie detector I'm a lie detester Okay I'm a lie detester I hate them so much I don't even It's an insult to me

To have to take one of the tests I consider that A personal insult For you to want me To take the lie detester test So Back to the gay cakes. Now listen, this is what I was thinking right now. Oh boy, what the fuck is that noise?

This is the kind of shit we're going to have to be dealing with over here. Fucking street cleaners. Piece of shit. You know what that is? Pieces of shit. All right. But I'm thinking this, right? Because now they have to make the gay cakes. You go in there

and they don't have to make the gay cakes anymore, right? Because that was the ruling. And this has been gone. The gay cake fiasco seems like it's been going on for 25 years. Yeah, the guy in Colorado who just did not want to make a gay cake. But you think now that he doesn't have to make them anymore, he's turning away

and he's like, I can't make the cake. And he's like like i don't have to make gay cakes if i don't want it because listen this is just a picture of my soccer team and he's like listen i said no gay cakes just a picture of what he just thinks everything's just a picture of danny's dad and he goes nah no gay cakes no girlings right i don't make a normal wedding i mean what about just like a normal like confetti like confetti vanilla cake that's pretty gay. Little gay. Some dude wants a princess cake. Little gay.

No, thank you. So this guy's got the license to say no. Yeah, you take that princess cake and he goes, is this for you or is this for a little girl? Yeah, yeah. I need to know who's going to be eating this. What does it matter? He goes, it fucking matters, okay? It says in the Constitution that it matters, all right?

Supreme Court said it matters so let me know what says it fucking matters about that Val yeah I'm not breaking you a fucking you and your fairy burrows a fucking cake you have a daughter let me see a picture of I wanna see a picture and birth certificate of your daughter if you want to make the fairy cake you know what I'm just gonna hand feed your daughter this cake and make sure that you don't get a bite she can eat it in the store we got a back room it's very nice it's like i'll decorate it all up we'll have a nice party for on the house just to make

sure that there's no homosexuals i'm not making no grown man a princess cake now that's the kind of shit you're into you need to take it next door you need to take it up with fucking justice clarence thomas so that was kind of the gist of it still talking about cakes amazing it is the cake thing's been going on for a long time that was the thing that michael leon leoninoni imperial yeah he's not a happy camper right no i think what actually actually happened right is if the ruling went the other way they take the gay cake guy and they go sort of like how they used to do uh you know public lynchings and stuff like that they basically make the guy and they force him at gunpoint to make like a series of gay cakes in front of, you know,

just like a real hazing ritual. So he sort of has to sit there in front of the entire town while everyone booze him and hits him. It's like the new tar and feathering. And everyone goes, shame, shame. And then they feed him his gay cake. He's got to eat the gay cake.

They just like fucking, everybody comes, every townsperson comes, grabs a handful of cake and they just shove it in his mouth. So they get cake too and it's just cake. He's making cakes with dildos

and all this shit and everyone's going, shame. Yeah, shame. This is an entire city of frigging Brooklyn. In the entire NYU campus, he's in the middle of NYU

with just all these blue haired chicks and yelling, shame, shame. I like it. He's just all these blue haired chicks and I'm like, shame, shame. I like it. He's just crying as he makes the gay cake. So that's what,

that's what should be happening if you ask me. That's, that's a, that's a, if you, if you had my way, I'd be having to make the gay cake.

Do you think there's a business opportunity somewhere out there for branded straight cakes? Now? Like, just as like, that's the branding is. That's what it is now,

yeah. Straight cakes. Yeah. And it's just like, maybe you're just like, we only the branding is that's what it is now yeah straight cakes yeah and it's just like maybe you're just like we only make cakes so it's like straight cake it's just like you're also you're like wink to the street oh wait what it's like well it's like straight cakes like we only make okay we only make but then wink no gaze we also know what type of yeah don't i promise you i can almost guarantee you you're not gonna in this show You're like oh Is this motor oil in the cake You go Straight cakes

Straight cakes You bet your ass it is Straight cakes pal We got Steven Seagal cake We got a These are only Rambo cakes Yeah just The straight

Conor McGregor Yeah not None of that fairy shit You know what I mean You're not going to see None of that shit right now No sir No sir

No sir All the guys at the cake place are wearing Army fatigues. There you go. They hire all veterans. Sovereign citizens cake. I don't think they have fun. The sovereign citizens

don't have time to have fun. Yeah, the sovereign citizens seem busy with all the sovereign citizens. They're too busy trying to overthrow the U.S. government. Yeah, they're pretty busy over being a sovereign citizen. So the affirmative action stuff, we'll talk about that for a second but that's another one

there was kind of like a bunch of rulings this week right so people were not happy because they're just getting those i was actually conservative justice i was at a show last night at a spot and there are these two girls sitting in the front and like everybody for the whole show was like they're just having the worst time oh no two nights ago sorry the night before they were bummed out because of all the stuff literally like these two like frumpy white girls who are just like arms crossed sitting in the front of the show but they're there like they could have left and they're there yeah i thought this might cheer them up after all the affirmative action i get and then i asked the girl like because they were just like every comic was like they're literally uh we don't know why

they're here they're having the worst time and then i was like are you excited to uh celebrate july 4th tomorrow and they're just like not really i'm like why not they go nothing to celebrate like they were literally that person they go nothing to celebrate i'm like oh you hate america they're like yeah it sucks and like yeah like the whole thing and they're just like they hate everything that i'm like there's like nothing you like and they're like it fucking sucks literally there must be something you like protesting you probably like protesting i don't fucking know because they're like no i don't even like protesting because nothing happens from it it's still abortion fucking you can't even fucking abortion it's fucking honestly that's how and i was like

what do you do to the one girl and she's like i work at policy and like i was like oh like i would have guessed like from your demeanor that that you just have to watch babies getting blended all day. And she's like, honestly, it's not that far off. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Get the fuck out of here. I swear to God, she goes, not that far off. I basically do watch babies getting blended.

Why? Because they won't let me blend babies it's kind of the problems i would want to actually that sounds a lot better if i'm really bad they actually should be a lot of babies those like doomers though those like young doomers yeah like it's like a specific time because you can tell she's like maybe she only worked i asked her she's like she worked there for nine months so she must be 22 23 just out of college

yeah that was a hot that was a hot like fucking take for a while when people were just like anyone that was happy is like

look at you it must be nice to be able to be fucking happy you know what I mean anyone just like having a good time there's so many problems

in the world like we're literally going to go extinct in two years enjoy there was a good there was a pretty like good

pack of those people where it was just like you were irresponsible if you like had a fun night yeah yeah of course i was like what you should you be doing i don't know getting mad i don't know like how'd you offset your carbon with all those white claws you drank yeah exactly so these people are fired up right now but the affirmative action thing though it's interesting like because everyone's always sort of uh it kind of reminded me whenever like this is one of those things that always sort of, like, you know, pops back up and people always have the conversation about the actual thing. But really, it's just like, do you want, do you like redistribution or not? Like, you know what I mean?

It's like all it is. It's like two. And then on top of that, it sort of is like annoying to kind of watch the arguments because it's almost like people, you you know imagine like you were arguing with your parents back in the day and you were kind of saying like listen i want to go to this party and you're pitching your case to your parents of why and they're arguing why it's bad and you're arguing why it's good yeah and it was like there's you've just you've won you're not you're you have no principles in that argument like if i said to my parents like you know it's actually well there's lots of people there and it's probably good for me to socialize like Like, whatever you're pitching,

you know what I mean? It has nothing to do with your principles. You're just trying to, you're throwing shit at the wall because you want to go, right? So I think that most of the time, people that are like, what they really want,

if you break it down, they're like, we want the outcome that's better for black people. Do you know what I mean? Or that like appears to be better for them. You know what I mean? So if you go, well, what about this principle?

You said that here, like pointing out hypocrisy and stuff, like they don't give a shit. of course not i mean i think harvard came out and straight up said like we'll still work to get around this stuff and exactly even though it's been been uh banned or whatever like i don't know i feel like my whole life they've been talking about affirmative action yeah it's not a recent thing well i guess yeah their argument is that it's probably the two things one is if you are gonna be like hey uh let's try to rejig this it doesn't like it's probably too late once the guy's 18 you know what i mean yeah like it really it's like if you're trying to make

things more equal or whatever taking a guy because if you looked at the things it is pretty like wild where it was like an asian guy that was doing like you know like 70th percentile versus like the 20th percent like a hundredth yeah like hundredth versus like a 50 percentile it was like an Asian guy that was doing like, you know, like 70th percentile versus like the 20th percentile. It was like a hundredth. It was like a hundredth versus like a 50th percentile. It was like, yeah, it was like not even like, the difference was wild, right? So a lot of those times people just, those guys go into school and just get like murked, you know what I mean?

For sure. Because it's true. It's like, if you took a program that like, you know, you were the lowest tier for, most of the time you just get like murked and underperform, you know what I mean? Yeah. There was actually an interesting, I was on a different podcast with uh you know daphne springs okay comic or whatever she's black she's from uh florida and she was saying she kind of is of the opinion with all the stuff where she goes like black american blacks and black people

who immigrate to america should actually be separated with all this stuff well duh yeah like she but but she's saying like it's it is funny like she's almost like a maga black person like where she's like she kind of like wants like them separated well it is one of those things where it's like they have a lot of groups like asians like but that's impossible well but you are right though that it was like because if you think about it they go basically uh we're gonna help the blacks like yeah then a bunch of like nigerian dudes come yeah well that's what's happening i guess that's what's happening where it's like dudes don't have you know what I mean? That's what's happening. It's like dudes that don't have, you know what I mean? Well, it's like, I mean, it's the same thing you want to say with like, uh, even with the

legacy stuff, they're kind of, kind of, you know, the way that they're saying like, um, they, a lot of people were like, well, how unfair is it that they basically have all these, uh, extra spots for dudes that were legacy people or whatever. Right. You can pay money. It's like 40 grand or whatever it is to just get her for, sorry, 40 mil maybe to just get your son into harvard right and you go yes but like if anything that's proving your point less because you go that's the same thing where you go okay if we have a hundred white people and then you go and you go 40 of the white people are like

the legacy spots it was like it's kind of uh when they have you know it's just the same as uh when you go hey we want more white people here, less white people here. It's like, all it does is like the older white people get those jobs and the younger white people get screwed. You know what I mean? So it's like this. It's like, if anything, that hurts it more where you go, the legacy guys are just taking, if they go, they're only taking white spots.

You go, that makes it even more lopsided. So what you're saying is we need affirmative action for whites. I'm saying that probably they're right that the legacy thing is kind of messed up. Yeah. And then on top of that, the thing is, i'm more saying that there's like pros and cons and the pros are if you deal in that world where you're like you want the government to be going in and you want this outcome you're like this is how many black people want in school yes if that's your goal then obviously you can just force feed the cards right and that's what you get yeah the

negatives are like i'll just say probably, I mean, the biggest probably negative is that like a lot of them don't do good, but more so, it's like how many girls do we know that just got like rocked by the affirmative action comedy probably, you know what I mean?

Oh, rocked or rocketed? I would say that like, there's a bunch of people that got helped at the beginning and then within like three years, like you've always shown me, it's like if just for the last post, it's a like it's remotely unfunny people are like fuck yeah yeah because everyone just thinks they know exactly and they're right yeah they're right they don't think they're

there on merit the college thing though is like a weird one too because there's this underlying belief where like the whole system's fair right and that's why everybody's like wants this because they go like this is actually this fair system where the best gets in you're like no this is a business like it's a private university it's not though they take a bill they take so much money yeah i don't know how many sure if you don't want to take money from the government then then you're in the gay cake territory and do whatever the fuck you want yeah which i don't know that's my whole colleges take money from the government that was what i used to always say about canada yeah they take fucking mad money there might be one or two there might be one or two that don't but that was my

problem with canada i was like dude if a company wants to go do whatever they want it's like you don't get to force me to pay for it that's crazy for sure like if you're like hey we want to only make sure it's with women like do whatever you want but you can't be like hey we're gonna all fund this and then like we're only you can't be uh and it's gonna suck yeah you have to make it you have to make it like fair if you're gonna fucking make everyone pay for it yeah that's the sort of the issue right yeah yeah of course i um yeah i don't know the college how many girls like there's so many things it's like when you go and you also could argue that like you know there's a disservice done to people when you sort of push them into areas that like they would because that that the people that kind of like get, you know,

like pushed into the industry or pushed into this college that maybe they wouldn't have gone to a lot of times it like distorts a lot of things and it sort of ends up worse. You know what I mean? Like how many, how many dudes that like ended up in the industry like would have probably went and started like, you know,

YouTubes and podcast channels and maybe would have arguably a lot better off had they not. Yeah. They not in that safety of like, you're rejigging everything a lot of times right and it doesn't always end up better right like right now for girls there's a lot of funny girls that are just like i wish like they hadn't just like pushed women so hard because like for funny girls it's like everyone starts with the like oh here's a girl that shouldn't even be on the show and they were right most of the time yeah especially in that era the problem is the velocity of it was too much too because like obviously we can bet in women had a hard time in comedy like

20 years ago like there was you know like if 20 years ago even probably 10 years ago it people honestly almost did think that still too it's like the problem is they forced it too fast like if you trickled them in a bit but it's like they're just like here's like instantly i think that you know you're right but also every option every action just has an equal and opposite action for sure like you can't like people have brains right so you can't tell people like hey we're gonna we're gonna uh prop up like this these people in comedy or whatever and then also go like oh everyone's the equal there and they go well we know you're not because you just told us that yeah it's just like all the awards like all the awards now are like oh you have to have all these like categories

for the uh oscars to like yeah so everyone and you go all right so it's bullshit then well that's what i mean so it's like you can't you kind of it's one of those things where you're like oh we'll just force this thing but it's like you kind of can't because people have brains still yeah like if you're like hey this guy was easier for him to get in like what's and then you're like but i don't want anyone to think that and you're like they do though because they know for a fact it was of course yeah that's like do you know what i mean so it's kind of one of those things where it's hard to it's like the only it's the only way to probably really solve some of these problems is really get the money in early you know what i mean the schools like that's right i mean if they made

the public schools like in this country better that would probably but they're not gonna do that yeah they're not that's what i mean you're not gonna do anyone so it always a lot of this stuff is really just aesthetics yeah it's like about you know lawmakers and politicians or whatever being like hey let me like make it look up here that i did something different like covering your ass and you go look at this all these people that were in this uh thing of this all this race that we were trying to promote or whatever right and then you so it's sort of a lot of that where you just go it almost doesn't even really do anything as much as no it does stuff on maybe certain individual levels but overall i don't think it's doing much but we got a we got a mad diverse staff at the boys cast yeah we do we're probably more than 50 of people off camera yeah

are gay are gay non-whites that was always my thing i even when i was doing trotopia it was always like it has to be super diverse and i was just like oh yeah okay a lot of dudes of different colors like no problem with that all of them are gay well yeah well but then but that's why they're switching now right because they were basically always just being like diversity means not white and then just like indian dudes and like asian dudes just started cooking and then they were just like okay well they don't get to count anymore yeah brown asian though the indian dudes have been fucking cooking in silicon valley dude they're running stuff i mean so a lot of the ceos of the top companies are all yeah yeah exactly right so it's like they're almost not for long they're well they're getting kicked out they're almost like getting kicked out of diversity a

little bit i feel like it's more the the east asians that are getting that like with the harvard stuff it was more like the they're the ones at the harvard yeah that's the ones that they're getting discriminated against that would be sad you know that must piss off like immigrant parents so much if you really like made your son like you know just do math stuff like every day for his first you know go to math camp in the summer and then like he got a mark that like would have got in but then he doesn't get in because of this stuff had a parent like that's yeah and all the hanging that kid on all the beatings you gave that kid for like the 99s they were getting the tiger dad just you know and then you're like the system was ripping that kid's

head off yeah i i will say this so i can't imagine a scenario where like a lot of you're one of those kids who like you get a hundred in everything and you have like you know the like just perfect everything you don't get in harvard you're still probably gonna do pretty good in life i would think it's not that big a deal like yeah it's on paper but i imagine you're still gonna get into like stanford or some well then again whatever though that's one of those things where i go if harvard wanted to be the hey we're not the best people or whatever it's like okay do whatever you want but it's like why is the public paying for it? Yeah, I agree.

That's the whole argument. You know what I mean? Like, I don't have a problem really with the other stuff. But the other one, that girl, Erica Marsh, which is sort of funny. I knew that was fake the whole time. You knew it was fake? For sure. Pretty crazy though.

But it was crazy long game on that Twitter page. 300K. So there's basically this profile. And apparently there's tons of this because it's basically they're doing what they're accusing people of, really. They have these Twitter accounts

that have like 300K and they go, today's Supreme Court decision was a direct attack on black people. No black person would be able to succeed in a merit-based system,

which is exactly why affirmative action-based programs are needed, blah, blah, blah, right? Yeah, see, that's the problem. And everyone's like, just said the racist part out loud.

But that was too on the nose because it obviously are like a person on the right making fun of someone on the left that's what you think it is that's what i think erica marsh is i think they're like it's it's almost like the titania mcgrath but but pulled back you think where it was like happened dude because i went through erica marsh's like twitter and you're like a lot of them were like pretty normal tweets so this was someone who was really working at building like a very believable caricature but then it was a tweet like that where i go like even maybe the krazensteins are bought maybe but it's like even someone on the left who was like so believes that they wouldn't word it so blatantly like that they were it would be like just wouldn't be overt like that in my opinion

they'd say they'd say that without saying it like no but there's been a few of shit like that going viral with like congress people or whatever but it is it is interesting that it's like you're just constantly getting gamed on the internet you know yeah for sure and because of the stupid like is it a guy like verification thing like it was a verified account uh-huh i know right and because they get their eight dollars they let it so what is that is that just like a bunch of like you in a Russian basement kind of thing? Or like a basement in Norway? I don't know the motive for that. Because again, like with Titania McGrath, eventually that was being used to kind of

promote. Oh, I guess he got found out. Because originally that was... Pretty clearly satire pretty early on though. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. But at least you use it to promote his book or or something i don't know what the end game oh you so you think there's no option that this person was just like hey uh the whatever the democrats would be like hey we're gonna start like uh 10 000 to like astroturf like to basically be

like look we have so much support look at all these people supporting us like retweet this grow a big account retweet all the stuff they want to retweet like you know what i mean and then they just might have messed up because they had the wrong person running it they were saying the right things they just sort of said it wrong yeah honestly that is possible it's possible because going through the erica marsh thing it was like one out of every five tweets were like along these lines where you're like outlandish that's what i'm saying maybe it's just the guy but the other ones were no the english little grasp i felt was good but like the other ones were like yeah not that crazy they were just like a normal leftist i'm just fucking asking questions here

i'm not suicidal not suicidal we just have questions i just got a couple questions that's all i'm just what was that yeah exactly i'm just saying there's definitely a possibility for that one. That's possible. Yeah. Yeah. And the problem again is because the stupid verification thing where obviously the person verified on that account was not named Erica Marsh, which is why they deleted the account.

Because the problem with accounts like that is you get, you get too big. You get too big for your britches. Yes. Well, you have one big viral tweet and they go, they were shutting this puppy down. Of course they go look into it and they see that it's BS.

But I'm not certain that it was someone trying to make them look bad. I think it's possible, but I think it's just as possible that this was... These people, these big... I don't know what you call them. Thought clubs? Yeah. What do they call it? Big thought clubs.

Thought clubs. They basically have all the thought clubs and they get everyone together and they just have all these servers starting all these accounts or whatever. And then look at this. They start out with

anything Kamala Harris tweets, they already start with like 300,000 tweets. You know what I mean? Yeah. Retweets. See, the problem with that, not problem,

but a lot of those accounts have the same tweets. Like they'll post, not retweeting, they'll just post the same tweets. I know. Right? So this was like, and I don't think this is the level up though yeah yeah they probably have a whole farm system you know what i mean they start with the same tweets and then they work them into like

being a real person they go i think you're ready to fly this this account that was they were working on this for a while though that's it was a long ass game yeah and said it was like this person who else you think is fake sam adams fake you think sam adams the beer scott adams i mean scott adams i just got out of certain thing i'm telling you you uh i don't know i'm sure they're out there the people that are doing all the video stuff probably aren't the funny thing with that you know what the funny thing is too now with the whole uh impersonation stuff is because a lot of people gave up their blue check marks so you can now impersonate people without getting a blue check mark right you can actually just make these

bullshit accounts and like if you just get enough retweets and people believing it because they also don't have blue check marks so now you actually it's even easier to impersonate it's out there man stupid i know we're gonna take a second here to tell the fellas about factor we've told you we're gonna tell you again listen now to tell the fellas about Factor. We've told you. We're going to tell you again. Listen, now that you're in the thick of summer, you might be looking for wholesome, convenient meals to support sunny, active days. You're out there frolicking around. Woo!

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which is in London. They basically are hiring essentially like retarded people to be cops I'm not I'm not kidding London police hired individuals functionally illiterate in English and they're basically people that like have like less than 70 IQ

like real yeah real I thought they were I read that as like they were like very recent immigrants who just like didn't is Is it actually... It's a bunch of everything. It's a bunch of everything. We got to have everybody represented here. The police are accepting applicants,

functionally illiterate in English. I don't speak English so good. You're fucking hired. Can you imagine you're trying to be a cop in London and you show up and you're just like, me no speak no good and they go fuck this guy could do the job yeah they're going we could use you an attempt to boost diversity according to one of his majesties hm i guess i'm a functionally literate i was gonna

say that's what you got down here who holds legal responsibility for inspecting more than a dozen forces, has highlighted that a city, for example, even during lockdown, has 10,000 recorded knife or sharp instrument offenses every year, and significant of officers are finding it quite difficult to write up the crime reports. So this is how they're... Someone sort of blew the whistle on it because all the crime reports weren't working. All the crime reports were like... I would love to just... In the courts, they're like reading out.

And then he said, it's like LG basically as cops. In it, he said, yeah. But they basically have, the cops can't do the reports

because they're, you know. There's no way that they can get around this? Well, some of them, I guess it's a bit of everything. I think some of them

are people that can't speak English. I think some of them are like guess it's a bit of everything. I think some of them are people that can't speak English. I think some of them are like, well, cause they have a super liberal, they have a super mayor, a liberal mayor in London or whatever. So he's basically like, it's not going to be a majority white city soon.

So it shouldn't be a majority white. Well, do you think it's the same thing where they want the thing to be representative? And they're just like, listen, like 1% of the population is retarded. I mean, that's how it should be, to honest dude that's so funny you are like someone someone like if you're mentally handicapped and you get pulled over driving like you would want that police

officer if you have a wheelchair the cop with the wheelchair has to show up just like everything's 100 equal down the bar that's i mean that's imagine you were committing a crime and then they fucking the guy's like, wait here. And then he's like, what? Why can't you do it? And then a guy with a really small dick and a police hat comes in. Red tape.

What can I say? I don't love bureaucracy either. Anyways, go after him. Go after him. You have a super gay cop to go arrest a gay guy. Did someone order a stripper? No. You're under arrest. cop to go arrest a gay guest? Boys, did someone order a stripper? No, you're under arrest. You're under arrest.

So everyone gets a cop of their own thing. Yeah, I mean, that's a good way to do it. I don't know what's going on in London, though. A lot of knife crime, though, huh? Yeah. A lot of knife crime. You know that girl, Pearl? Yeah.

She's basically just been all week on Twitter. Speaking of R-words. yeah a lot of knife crime there's you know that girl pearl yeah she's like basically uh just been like all all week on twitter speaking of our words she's she's been all week on twitter just posting like uh basically like women she might be eric women over the honesty she might be real like it almost does seem like a side off like what are you even saying and she went on pierce morgan and then pierce morgan basically had that was like the female andrew tate or whatever and it was kind of like well if that was the most thing he's ever done that made people be like yeah maybe i don't like andrew tate i actually think it is sort of ironic that if like the whole like red pill space basically let like a girl kind of be like a big prominent member and she's gonna probably single-handedly

make like people not want to do it anymore well she's gone man like she's just as so much as a bad factory yeah like for she got she blew up because she basically was candace owens like you know she was saying the stuff that that uh they won't they like women generally don't say about women yeah she just did all the redstone stuff right and so everybody's like okay we like her and then she just ran out of stuff to say well recently it's just been like literally posting a photo of like a normal looking 30 year old and just being like fucking old nasty old dusty nasty bitch nobody wants you anymore you're barren bitch it's like she's 30 she turns you into a fucking feminist dude yeah but it does feel like a psyop though you don't

mean you know how like they always say the the um the real racist like organizations that go and protest like patriot front or whatever they say they're basically fed feds yeah it's kind of like that where you come in and you're just like you know these women are freaking like it won't stop you happen she's like we should kill them and you're just like it's like it's like she is of the red building she's like the one that's like trying to get everyone to go in the capital she's right she's like everybody let's go our movement should be about women should never vote and everyone's like just making like basically making the like the the movement just so much that everyone would be like okay well i don't really think all that

and i think i'm done with this all day it's clever it is like a clever way to and then everyone you know they're like even the like even like the all the other people that like debate against those people get to debate her and then it always is kind of like you know look how dumb this ideology is of course she's just getting done yeah because she's like yeah she's like the worst representative of it that's what i mean but it is gets to be like the main representative right yeah it was just like if you think she's a soros plant i think soros just has like a vr like an oculus that he puts on he controls her just like with like just like a little like remote control my friend i'm not ruling out anything at this point i don't i don't know if you're a plant at this point i don't know if i'm in my own truman show i don't know if you're a plant at this point. I don't know if I'm in my own Truman show. Sometimes you just think you go,

is this whole thing fucking one Truman show? Yeah, something fishy is going on. Danny always is trying to tone things down a little bit. That's not what they do, though. They are agitators. Yeah, trying to inflame. Yeah, they're trying to inflame, right? Yeah.

But it is. It's the Patriot front version. Yeah, but it's like, we're just like retweeting. We're just like, who the fuck would want to have sex with this nasty pig? She goes,

women after 35 are fucking useless. We should just shred them up and make them mulch. What? Like any of them? She goes, yeah. Even you? He goes, yeah.

I'll tell you what, though. I was saying, when you see how long girls take to get ready in general, sometimes you go, these guys with the burkas did have it figured out. Oh my God. Do you know what I mean?

You must be dealing with that. Oh, it's a nightmare. It's like my girlfriend takes four hours. But you can see, but you know what I mean? Imagine that, because it's like, I guess you don't want to go out with a chick

that doesn't look good, right? But also, it's like it takes four hours. So these guys were like, problem solved. You're all wearing fucking bags over your head. Amazing. That had to be of what happened. You the problem is it's the 80 20 rule definitely applies to that stuff too so it's like 20 of the girls wear 80 of the makeup no it's like you know the first hour of her getting ready gets her almost all the way there and the next hour is

just like a five percent increase i'm like i'd rather have the hour right i got you're like you're doing so little for the last second hour yeah 5% increase. I'm like, I'd rather have the hour. Right. I got you. You're like, you're doing so little for the last second now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, like, I'm like, just whatever. Let's do one hour and you look great and let's go.

But I'm telling you, you don't think that those guys were just like, you know, we're going to the wedding, get your guns. You know what I mean? Everyone's just like, and the girls, time to go. The girl's like, I can't get, you know, I need to get ready. And she's like, oh, that's kind of funny. And you basically you essentially do

like beg over their head like a terrorist yeah you go get in the car you rendition them to go to a party yeah you go get in the car

and then she goes and then she's like oh I'm gonna look you know weird wearing this and you go well everyone else is doing that too it's the boys

have all got the girls in that uniforms so that was solved on that front that is I mean very clever yeah dudes already solved ours to look weird wearing this, and you go, well, everyone else is doing that too. It's the boys have all got the girls in that. They all wear uniforms. So that was solved on that front. That is, I mean, very clever, yeah. The dude's already solved ours. They go, everyone wears suits. End of story. That's the whole deal. Moving on. Moving on, yeah. Easy to get ready. But there is

a, and then probably the opposite end of that is we got the bonus holes instead of vaginas. So this was the UK Cancer Trust. Bonus holes was one of them. This is where you go, again, you'd think that'd be a plant. You want to talk plants.

Bonus holes. Yeah, the context of it is... Bonus holes is incredible. So they're basically calling a girl's vagina the bonus hole. Well, for trans men. Yeah. So it's like, I guess trans men,

you go, surprise. There's one extra hole. You know, you were figuring there was going to be just one hole. There's no bonus butthole. Yeah, bonus, because everybody's got one extra hole. You know, you were figuring there was going to be just one hole. There's a bonus butthole. Yeah, bonus, because everybody's got a bonus. I get the logic of it, because you're basically saying, listen, everyone has a butthole.

Not everyone has a puss. So you go, that's the bonus hole. You know what I mean? Every person, you get a butthole, but are you going to get the bonus? You probably went home with some people. You go, ah, fuck, I hope there's a bonus down there. But that's not fair because if you get a dick, that's also a bit of a bonus for you. Bonus pole.

Exactly, right? I like the bonus pole. You either get a bonus hole or a bonus pole, right? Yeah. But you can see why it could go the other way because you go, oh, it's a bonus hole. And you go, well, you could say the hole on the dick's your bonus hole. You're getting a bonus hole no matter what because every everyone's has an extra hole it's just a matter of whether it's the opposite of a big gaping hole or a p a tiny p hole what's the opposite really tiny in your penalty penalty hole that's what i call the mouth on these ladies

penalty hole oh the fucking y's the penalty hole. Oh, the fucking yapping. It's the penalty hole. Joe's Cervical Cancer Trust, which is Joe J-O, like Joanna. Oh, gotcha. Joe's?

The pizza place? That's the funniest name. A guy named Joe started cancer cervical cancer trust and he's like what are we naming it we're naming it joe's we're naming it just big big cervical cancer trust tommy boy cervical cancer trust i paid for the drive me cervical cancer Cancer Trust I paid for the trust Jimmy's Cervical Cancer Trust I paid for the trust I can name it whatever the fuck I want None of your business when I'm naming it So Joe I guess is the guy The girl

And it's Joe UK based non-profit Is offering alternative vocabulary For women's genitalia To increase what the organization is saying Medically To increase what they're saying is inclusivity and medical language blah blah blah so we've seen a million times they've come up with a bunch of these right they're always updating them you know yeah but um the bonus hall is what they went for but i just don't understand if you

were if you were like trans person you're like i'm not gonna go in there because they're gonna call my vagina vagina yeah what about bonus you know what you go i'll just get cancer you know what fuck it i'll just get cancer they're gonna call it a vagina when i clearly look like a man and i'm just gonna die of cancer unless we could reach some sort of agreement sort of you know compromise and they go how about bonus hole stick it in your bonus hole yeah fucking girl give me that bonus like so what someone bring that bring that bonus actual scenario where someone's like yeah so i've had a lot of uh my flow out of my bonus hole is just pretty heavy right now well it's essentially they're jj you know what i mean it's

like the doctors are coming in all right what do we got here two dudes couple couple holes couple bonus holes but like who's how's bonus hole being used like is is a trans man being like yeah my bonus hole is bleeding a lot i think what's happened is yeah you're sort of like like if you're having sex with them you're like yeah fucking bring that fucking little bonus hole over here yeah you got that fucking good ass bonus hole yeah give me the hole and give me that bonus hole i am a trans man so they'd be ding ding ding ding ding it's bonus time what but then if you're a trans man and you're like with a woman and what could a woman do with a bonus hole what is the one we want to do with the bonus yeah they got

their own bonus two scissoring bonus holes and then if it's like a gay guy if it's like a trans man who is gay then a gay guy doesn't i guess that bonus hole at all either i get it if you want to say listen like negative for to make it I get it if you want to say, listen, to make it more inclusive, we've called it boner garages. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's a good one. So we go, hey, listen. That's taken.

That's sort of taken. Well, it's like... Trashy whores took that. Well, what about this? You know, like we fucking... For dudes, you go, hey, if you get bonus holes we want our dicks to be referred to as tallywhackers i'm sure tallywhackers would be very triggering though for

like a trans woman who came in and they're like you're tallywhacker and they go i want the technical term for the i want you to be calling this i'm going to take off my pants i'm going to take out the meat stick and i want it to be called as such. What's like a comedy podcast in Saudi Arabia talk about? Definitely not trans stuff every week. Curious. There's going to be a fly on the wall. What's the deal? They are probably because they're probably so far behind us

like in just comedy like entertainment wise they are just still on what's the i honestly think i bet you the boys over there is still just like fucking calling each other gay yeah yeah exactly abdul you are gay no no you're gay no no no no no no these no you're a woman let's put the burqa on him look at the later did you bring your burqa because you are a woman. Did you see the way this guy putts? Oh, look at Joe. He is such a woman. Get him his burka.

Or are they like, can you believe they're talking about wanting to let women drive? Like that's their issues. This man, Muhammad, he only has two wives. What a loser. What a gay man.

He has sex with these. Oh, look at me. I only have sex With my two wife Something like that Something probably like that Yeah Bonus holes Boner holes

Yeah I think they should call them Boner garages If incorrect language Is used without being corrected It can cause someone To feel hurt or distressed So you're getting hurt

From your vagina Being called vagina Oh you didn't call my bonus Excuse me It's bonus hole this is also trans man too this is what i was saying where they need the system if you're gonna be a trans man you know what i mean you need to come you need to come hang with the boys a little bit and be like first things first if someone calls your vagina vagina you're not gonna be fucking crying exactly right you go what's up i'm joe newly transitioned i'm a man I get and they go. Excuse me. Well, let's see your vagina Joe and you

It's bonus hole I Mean that is something like some silly thing that you think that some bros would come up with coined the term bonus Oh, of course If some like frat bros woke up with vaginas like oh shit bonus hole But their dicks would be the truth the real truth is that the bonus hole is the ass. If you're banging a girl and then you hit it in the ass, that was the bonus hole. Of course. Obviously.

You know what I mean? But I guess if you're a guy, like a gay dude, then there's only the one hole. So it's all bonuses. It's still a bonus hole, though, I guess. It's the hole. Yeah. Well, that's still a bonus hole because you shouldn't be putting anything in the hole. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Pastor Ryan said that. Straight from Pastor Ryan's mouth. Exit only. Well, I'm saying the ass should be called the bonus hole. You're saying a dude's ass should be called heaven. Is what you said. I would refer to it as a heavenly

paradise. Danny Clicks. I would called it the Garden of Danny. It clicks its heels three times in no place like home. Danny wants to do a magic school bus and just fucking make himself at home, splish splash around in there. I want the magic school bus and me. Don't you shrink that thing.

Bring it in regular size. Can't feel it otherwise. miss get that fucking yeah get up get up daddy danny's bonus holes jordan peterson another good one um basically uh because the term sis they were making it a slur and then he goes the term sis is an invention of trans activists it's being used to shut down dissent and then uh Jordan Peterson says, call me cis to my face and see what happens. I love it. I love Peterson with the fighting words. Yeah, he goes, really?

What, are you going to fight somebody, Jordan? It's definitely fighting words. He's going to have the fucking dukes up, dude. I mean, I love the idea of him beating up like a trans person because they just call him cis. You're like, dude, this is not the person you need to be beating up like a trans person because they just call him cis you're like dude this is not the person you need to be beating up not a good look for

you're like the worst possible look it's just like some trans woman is like yeah he's cis he just pummels them Jordan Peterson

just fucking but in his mind he's like I'm beating up a man Jordan Peterson just just pounding this dude's face

and we're calling him cis who's the sis now so i'd love that not gay yeah not sis speaking of uh me not uh feeling suicidal kim jong-un because basically in north korea too many people committing suicide so he's been doing speeches he's he's painted himself in quite the corner here i know he's doing speeches because he's it's been he goes suicide i'm forbidding everyone from doing it but you're like what's the penalty well i think to be honest i think what's happening with the penalty is they're

going to treat it like other things because it's like a disgrace to the uh system you know what i mean they're going like it's the he basically says you're like a disgrace against communism and stuff like that right yeah so i think it's going to be like anything else like if you flee like if you flee the country your family pays the price i think if you kill yourself it's going to be like now you're going to flee the country, your family pays the price. I think if you kill yourself, it's going to be like, now your family's going to be paying the price. But some of the suicides are full families are killing themselves. Well, then you better fucking not hope you're a second cousin, pal. Do you know what I mean?

They better not hope that you dig up that you're a second cousin. But I think it's like your brother kills himself. That's the only penalty they could have is like, yeah, if you... Well, it's a pretty big penalty. Apparently, they're saying most of the suicides are caused by severe poverty and starvation. It's hard to come up with a countermeasure. They're killing themselves because they're like,

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in the world he's like one of the biggest like money makers of all time like he kind of disappeared like he jackie jean hasn't been cranking him out like he used to but like nowadays so you don't hear a lot about him but i think he's probably still a big star over there and he might be cranking out some like vhs rush hour you can't really yeah not here like rush hour he peaked so hard but i think in America, he's sort of, yeah, just kind of moved back into like, he's like one of those guys that used to be a movie star. But I bet you over there, he's still like the biggest deal.

Yeah, he's top five. I bet. So basically what happened was he was doing this like, you know, thing to promote a film where he was like his on-screen daughter. They were like watching their moments and he was like crying and stuff being like, oh, it's so beautiful and all this stuff.

And everyone pointed out, it's like, you haven't talked to your actual daughter in like 10 years or whatever and you've abandoned your actual daughter and she's homeless yeah because she's gay that's that's the original story right yeah so and and she's got a tiktok channel the whole ball of wax but if you look into it it's kind of interesting because it's what actually happened was jc was out there like laying rod when he was in the prime and then he basically impregnated this girl she kept the kid and then he begged his wife it says he begged her to it goes on and on how i begged her so he literally went bantu nays like take me back i won't talk

about the kid um i'll never touch a black man's radio again never touch a black girl today's so he bangs this girl she gets prego and then has the kid and then he basically was like i don't want to give any money to this woman or whatever yeah like i'm just like just wiping my hands yeah so he's it's not really that he abandoned her it's just kind of like he just was out from the get-go right well he did yeah yeah he didn't abandon her after the birth he just was like i from the yeah from the jump i'm not he's just like i'm not getting involved in this is none of my business you know what I mean nothing to see here right and then I mean it's China and it's a girl you should be able to have that

abortion pretty easy okay there you go right but it wasn't yeah so then the kid moved to fucking Canada and the kid started a tiktok channel talking about how she's you know she's talking about being homeless and all that sort of stuff right and she says you know Jackie Chan abandoned her because she was homeless but I think the miscommunication is her stepdad didn't like that

she was gay right oh but she's also one of these big uh she's also one of these big like it's very attentiony right like move to canada it's like you know trying to be like being an activist all this stuff and and then basically the jackie chan thing and then his people sort of stepped out and jackie chan's people were kind of like listen jackie Jackie wants to give her money, but he can't until she separates from this woman. So once she's 18, Jackie's going to help her out a bit. But he can't help her out before she's 16, because it's all going to be a ploy from the mom.

I don't trust the mom. So he's like, if I give this kid like a million dollars, I know it's going straight to the mom. So I need her to be emancipated from the new family, because I don't trust this bitch. You can emancipate yourself if that is. Because this woman's been like extorting me for years kind of thing or i don't even know all women do that yeah she's been a woman this whole time extortionist right yeah so people are uh the narrative sort of changed it is kind of funny though he's got these kids and

they're out there and he's not even talking to them they're all estranged and he's like doing his on screen you know what i mean yeah yeah he's just doing his thing the craziest thing for me i don't know if you saw this part so because he was talking about his he like fought to keep his current marriage yeah so and it says despite their long-lasting marriage since 1982 jackie and joan which is his current wife have confirmed that they do not have a speaking relationship his current wife he yes so he just like i want to stay married to you, but they don't talk. Do they live in the same house? I don't, I mean, they're still married. Like, he fought to, like, keep this marriage.

He fought, he was the guy that kept, he's like, not getting divorced. Yeah, he's like, not getting divorced. Like, we talked about, I guess, earlier, but like, they don't talk. What? They're not on a speaking relationship. Do you think that means, like, he's, they just actually don't physically talk? You know what I mean? Like, they're in the house

and he's watching TV she kind of comes in he's doing his you know karate yeah but it doesn't sound like that's like sick it sounds like you're like she's like icing him out

for two decades but what if they have the longest ice in their history yeah it's the longest ice out what if she's he's like still nothing

huh you haven't spoken since 1994 no so she basically took a vow she's going full monk on him right

but do you think it's possible that they they actually have an okay relationship he just actually doesn't talk to him she's like going full mute or do you or is she taking phone calls gabbing with the fucking other people and then gets off the phone and he goes honey who's that yeah just oh and then back to yeah i don't know that's so bizarre to me it is crazy to be like i mean every dude so many dudes just get like you know messed up by like bad relationships or whatever and it's like it is funny just to see how many people are like multi-millionaire dudes just like the most successful just like a torturous home life you know what i mean even like when you see what johnny depp was going through like on a daily basis not you know i'm

sure he was a mess too but you go some of those you go, he's a big movie star, big CEO. And you're just like, life is hell. And you still couldn't buy yourself a decent life of a girl that would be on your nuts all day long. You could have everything. And if you fuck up on that department, it's... That department would mess you up so bad. Because then on top of that, a lot of those girls probably know too much. You know what I mean?

Especially at some of those higher levels. You let her free on the streets to just flap those wings write her autobiography about how you're bad you know what i mean the danny's bad chronicles starting to get out there before you got to get the ndas well a lot of these guys probably you messed up by didn't get them in the first place right well they never thought to it's very hard to get an nda out of the gate i bet jackie chan would have loved to get an nda in 82 and he probably it'd be so easy too because you'd go it just goes hey i want you to sign this thenDA out of the gate. I bet Jackie Chan would have loved to get an NDA in 82. And he probably, it'd be so easy too because he'd go, he just goes,

hey, I want you to sign this then go, just put the two hands up and he goes, you have one of two options, you know what I mean? She goes, I don't want to sign the NDA.

He goes, well, my two friends think you should hold the karate chops up. Two pals of mine are pretty, and a couple of persuasive friends think you might want

to sign the NDA. I bet you Jackie's fucking chans. It's just got like holes in all the walls from him kicking walls and shit like that. You know, like, you know, there's like the stereotype of like the Chad, like, you know, a guy named Chad that's just like,

just punching walls, like doing Red Bull and stuff like that. You know what I mean? That's like, you think Jackie Chan gets pissed off and he kicks the walls? Oh, probably. Like he walks around. I was kicking. Yeah, but he has his hands like on his hips the whole time He's just walking around his house pissed off kicking walls like at high like probably has like statues were like a giant statue

I killed roundhouse kick the head off of it. Yeah, he's pissed off. He gets a traffic ticket. He's kicking shit No, I wouldn't put it past them So I think that's what his two persuasive friends could have got the NDA But he's still got a rough home life. But maybe they live... I mean, maybe not. Maybe it's kind of jokes on her because he's just like, Oh, yeah, you don't want to speak to me for 20 years?

Like, okay. Yeah, obviously there's that part. And then also he might be like, Yeah, I'm not giving you any money because we're not divorced. She's like, she lives in like the shed next door. Oh, I'm sure he has a palace with wings and all that stuff yeah she's in like one crappy little way she has her wing and he has his wing he's like oh look i got your whole the and then he basically like he has soundproofing he's like well if you do decide

to talk i've soundproofed it so i can't hear it anyway it's like very you know what i mean oh yeah that'd be super funny if he's like listen i'm gonna make you your own wing i know i know you don't want to talk to me or whatever then he makes it in the form of like a mental hospital so it's like yeah yeah i don't know i thought it would suit you i just think that's the kind of place you should be living in and then she can't talk because all the beds have like the restraints for the hands on them and stuff like that you just felt you might feel right at home here because you're a fucking psycho how about that and if she talks he wins so she can't talk yeah maybe she communicates via her lawyers yeah yeah i guess who knows but the guy's life i found that the oddest part of the

whole thing was that they just don't talk it is the odd remain married it sounds like he doesn't talk to anyone in his family dude jackie jen's a dog dude yeah he was boning i mean dude he was like in the biggest movies oh but he was i think that he was When he was boning the girls too He probably puts them on the bed And goes And then like flies in the room And sort of just lands the dick Perfectly

No hands No hands I think he's never doing hands Because he's always doing Some other shit with his hands He's You know He's 100% doing doggy style

Looking himself in the mirror Flexing Oh for sure Yeah yeah He's doing a lot He's like breaking boards He's doing too much Yeah

He's definitely one of those guys The girls girls, who says you're doing too much. He goes, what do you mean by that? He goes, can we just bring it back 20% please? You're at a 10 right now. Can we just get like an eight? So this girl on TikTok, the only reason this is funny to me because it's sort of like a throwback, but basically this chick on TikTok has been getting like beat up for doing blackface yeah but it's just like italian chick that just tans like crazy and it was like so this every once in a while there's

like a new tan mom that pops up right because tan mom do you remember when tan mom was on the circuit of course she was like so black right so these girls and every comment so this girl has like you know millions of videos views on the videos and every comment is just people being like you're fucking racist yeah and she goes beyond that it's honestly like the people people once people realize that like you don't have to care because there was a while where people would like if you got someone's a normal person's profile got like bombarded by people calling them racist they'd be like ah throw their phone in a fucking river you know what i mean delete their self move to france nowadays i feel like someone like that everyone's like you're racist and you're like i don't know that's

the game yeah the problem is if they come after your job because sometimes the mobs will really but what are they going to come after your job it's like we get fired from tanning i wish a motherfucker would try to fight fire me for being too tanned so then i can get the best lawsuit of all time going. Can you imagine that you get fired from your job? There is an odd like if you are very smart like you saying that but like if you're super smart you can really game the system. Like if you work for like some sort of fortune 500 company. Get fired for some shit.

Get fired for something that is objectively bullshit but that they are just like for them they rather succumb to the mob and just get rid of you. Yeah yeah yeah. Because for them that's actually the best but the mob and just get rid of you yeah yeah yeah because for them that's actually the best but then you're like well you just illegally fired me well it's the guys being discriminated against for being white it's like if you're if you're willing to go down that path but you're not even necessarily for being white it could be like a race like it could be like just some misunderstanding on the like there's so many just like misunderstandings someone tweets something and you know it's just you just need to fire up a mob against you yeah but where you're technically like whatever you you just like you uh a kid's like a kitten is trapped in a chimney and you stick your head up there and you come out blackface

someone takes a photo of you and then you get fired and you're like i was trying to help a kitten exactly you've got the i see what you're saying you know what i mean and then you're like no but you're in blackface right now why did did you just post a photo? No context with you. But you don't post it. You get someone else to post it. You get someone else to post it. Will people leave these fucking people? And then, yeah.

And you had a lot of stuff in the chimney. Like there was lipstick in the chimney too. The cat had lipstick on his necklace, which comes down and puts it right around your lip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go, no. He's like, I was going to get the cat. I was like,

but he couldn't really see it. So I put some lipstick on just so he could see because it was so dark. I put the lipstick on so the cat could see it better. You're kidding. And then you come out and just black. Just tarred. And then you turn around and someone's taking a photo. You go, what are you looking at?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Because you're like, I'm... And then that's just... Can I help you? That goes on Twitter. That goes on Twitter. There was in the subway today, there was an injury lawyer

and it says, it goes, a big sign, I've seen it twice. It goes, so whatever, Johnson & Johnson, I don't know the guy's name,

right? But he goes, you know, honest, honest lawyers that care about justice. It's not that hard. You know,

and it said, honest, it was one other word, like, not, I don't know what they call it in law where it's like another word for like honest, but like, integrity. Yeah, it was one other word, like, I don't know what they call it in law, where it's like another word for like honest. Integrity?

Integrity. Yeah, it was like integrity. Yeah, that's what it was. It was like honesty, integrity, and justice. Like, you know, that's all we care about. And it's like, it's not that hard. Some lawyers with integrity, you know, it's just looking at it being like, that's not what you want when you're hiring a fucking ambulance chaser.

Yeah, for sure. I don't want integrity. That's the last thing you want is when you want the guy that's like listen pal like you don't want to be taking photos playing golf this weekend yeah of course put the neck brace on yeah here's a neck brace you like white and you're like isn't that crazy it was like if you're trying to be a fucking ambulance chaser you're literally a personal injury lawyer trying to find people that got like you know nicked by a car they're trying to get fucking 20 mil so that person's trying to figure out why their law firm's

not doing that well. They're pitching their business like the honest guys. I want a scumbag who plays in the mud. That's obviously what you want. If you're trying to sue a company for fucking giving you whiplash,

you know what I mean? I'll tell you, the guy who sued McDonald's for millions because of coffee spilled on his lap didn't want the guy who sued McDonald's for millions for, because of coffee spilled on his lap. Didn't want a guy who was honest and has a lot of integrity. You want a literal fricking scum Lord,

but I was loving it. It kind of reminds me of the old there. There's going to be a big resurgence. My prediction is in the last, in the next four or five years of like the catch me outside types, not even just rappers, like another crop of of tan moms, Beetlejuice,

howl at Whack Pack types. Because TikTok really incentivizes those people. Anyone who's got some weird looking face is going to be a character. Yeah, my TikTok is, I don't use it that much, but whenever I do go on there,

it's a freak show. It's a lot of just some odd, super mentally challenged person who's just like some odd like super like mentally challenged person who's just like this is what i'm eating for lunch yeah or like morbidly obese people eating uh-huh like here's like a literally 800 pound woman who's like here's uh what i eat it kind of is like you know it's almost like back in the day you'd be like you know it'd be we just have to make these shows with all these freaks on them right and then you know that was all these you know a thousand pound sisters and all that sort of stuff the tlc and all those places would take these freaks and give them

shows right yeah and then everyone obviously was like you know that's kind of smut it's kind of wrong what you're doing it was like and then tiktok's like what if we just let them make them cut out the middleman dude you legitimately just give everyone you find some guy with 800 pounds you know he's got fucking three dicks can't speak you know barely you know yeah barely a human and just give them a phone and you go hey start your own tv show how about that yeah and they go yeah they do so and they do and they do and they do and people watch it but that's you're scrolling through it's like it kind of makes you feel bad because you're like i don't want sometimes you're just like you know whatever like eating or something like that

whatever and i'm like i just don't want to scroll through like people have had their face blown off that are given videos you know these wild fucking things it's like crazy but sex with sue died on that topic i know i know sue johansson it's crazy i didn't realize that she was not just in canada i thought it was a Canada thing. I thought it was. My girl was like, I watched her my whole life. Apparently, she was sort of a rip off of the one that was in America. Oh, well, my girl said she watched Sunday Night Sex Show like all the time.

You're a fucking chick, dude. Yeah. She's like, it was on. Dirty dog. In Tampa. She's like, it was on there. And I'm like, I thought that was like Canada only what kind of person did you kid watch that

every night not every night or whatever like I watched you ever watch Sunday Night Slam show I've seen it but I wasn't

sorry maybe I'm exaggerating I wasn't donating the way you are no I was donating something well it's just so funny because this girl was like

legitimately at 97 at one point being like and this is how you deep throat a fucking BBC dildo. This is how you clean out a flashlight with just stuff you could find

in the kitchen. This woman was getting pretty old to be in the fucking sex game, you know what I mean? Yeah, she's a legend though. Yeah, and this is a flashlight that's a butthole kiddos. This is how you massage a prostate. She's big into massaging prostates, I think.

Oh, yeah. She's a freak, I bet. She was such a freak. Or it's the opposite, where she's just like, it's all business for her. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, I wonder about that. You get having sex with a girl like that.

It's just all down to business. She was on one of those weird channels, like Lifetime. I don't know what it was on, man. You would know. I remember it was deep. It was like in the 30s. All right. Yeah, I don't remember.

I remember. Well, before we move on, let's just do the woman that was, she demanded a divorce from her bride because he didn't have sex on the wedding night. I think it's relevant because Danny's planning on getting married, and it's legal now. It's legal. because Danny's planning on getting married and it's legal now. It's legal.

What would you do day of? Fucking wedding happens next and then she comes back. She goes, listen, I did not know sex tonight. Would you call the whole thing off? This guy basically in Sydney and it's an actual thing.

Went back. I can't believe it. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. You'd say whatever. Yeah.

Well, this guy basically demanded a divorce first night. He go after all that, got back to the room, got denied him. He just stood there stewing all night long. Man's not happy. Pissed off in the corner. Feels like he was one of those, like the way they, like it sounds,

you'd almost think like she was saving herself for marriage. So this was like, oh, that's what I'm thinking. Like he hadn't been smashing her all of that day. That's what I'm thinking. Whatever. Who cares? Obviously, who gives a shit if you've already hit it before? Yeah.

I think this guy was looking for one big smash. You know what I mean? He's like, I've been waiting for this for years. Buddy was looking for one big Mario smash. Then I agree with him. That's fucked up. You wait. You wait.

But there's persona. He's like at the altar. And he's like, can we just get through this? He thought it was finally time to drain the main van and then that happens. And she's like, I'm tired. Can we just do it tomorrow? He goes, we hit a deal.

But we had a deal. That was probably the angriest that guy's ever been sitting there on the foot of the bed while she's sleeping, just staring at a barrel on the floor. I mean, he's literally, the dude's like on his wedding night, his wife's sleeping and he's jacking off in the bathroom because you don't want to be jacking off on your wedding night that's rough man tough luck you know what i mean he's probably he probably did something mean to jack off in the dress like out of spite you know what i mean wiped it up with her dress so she can't use it again on the next wedding because

we're calling it here pal and he's probably like yeah you didn't want to sex me i didn't even want to have a wedding i didn't want to have a wedding. I didn't even want to have a wedding. That's the only reason I did it, to finally get this sweet, sweet bonus hole. You owe me bonus hole. One bonus hole, please. You owe me bonus hole. Follow the boys on the Patreon, patreon.com slash theboyscast.

We got a bunch of stuff to cover. You got to come over. You got to come on over. Come on over, boys. I honestly thought we were going to be on the same page there. At last, we were not. We will correct this on the Patreon. Peace.

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