The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Dr Fauci's Hilarious Senate Hearing & How to Blame Your Parents and Sue Your Workplace
Episode Date: July 31, 2026Fauci is against the ropes during senate hearing, America is the land of litigation, and Gen Z blames their parents for their shortcomings. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboysca...st for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics Upcoming Shows: Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - Dr. Fauci 04:28 - Dating outside your race is colonization 07:03 - Shoutout Denver 08:18 - Taze your girl 14:39 - Climate NIMBY's 17:10 - Wade Wilson doc / WWE docs 24:12 - Making jokes about diarrhea is fat phobic 30:48 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 32:52 - Communism 35:53 - Ebay lawsuit 37:19 - JP Morgan guy now claiming racism 40:28 - Remote worker sues company for forcing her to turn on webcam 45:19 - Why aren't barista's rich? 50:13 - Netflix exec fired after admitting to ketamine therapy during trust exercise 53:00 - Elon VS The Economist 55:41 - N-Word sayers and their crowd funding 1:05:54 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics 1:07:26 - Gen Z blames their parents for shortcomings 1:14:41 - Dad Pitt 1:17:43 - British woman freaks out over patriotic kids 1:23:52 - Conservative cameltoe influencer
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And Dr. Fauci.
Bring me vaccines.
Are you turned it into a round?
Is that, you know, around when,
no, through fish and chips and vinegar?
And then you go on the other side.
And whatever, it doesn't matter.
I can't believe you don't know what this is.
However, the doctor Fauci back in the news has been funny.
Because all I ever think about with Fauci now is that one song where the kid, the needle.
Yeah, I posted it today.
Oh, you posted it?
Rand Paul responded to my tree.
What I ran Paul say.
He goes, I said this kid probably had a tough time today.
and then Rand Paul responded, yeah, actually someone check on him.
Oh, interesting.
RP.
Busy, I guess he got out of his hearing.
Saw me tweet.
I've been loving the libertarian thing that I've been saying lately is capital gains is a fine for inflation evasion.
That's so fucking fun.
Isn't that fun?
Yeah, that's what they say.
Yeah, well, someone said it, but yeah, yeah, I've been saying it.
Capital gains.
You're paying capital gains as a fine for trying to evade a flight.
that's good. Isn't that really good stuff? That's really good. But so Fauci, um, he pleaded the fifth.
It's like the five years video. 111 times. Yeah. And honestly, there is a point where you respect where you go,
I got to try that. That's, that's men everywhere got to be doing that. Again, it's just, look, he's got
a pardon. He received his like, you know, blanket pardon from Biden when Biden left office.
The full deal. Full deal. He has no incentive. Because again, you're like, as a congressional,
hearing you're under oath. It's like you misspeak
one time and like they'll destroy your
life. So it's like he doesn't really
have, there's no incentive for him to
answer these questions. He's just like,
yeah, there you go. What days of the week is he goes,
I plead the fifth.
What color tie are you wearing? I plead the fifth. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying dudes out here like to have you
gone to the rippers recently. I plead the fifth
on that. But the reason, I'll tell you, this is
to me, I actually,
so when you look it up, he've, uh,
if you watched the video, he's set you, like you said,
He said it over 100 times to every single question.
And they even go, let's try something.
What color tie are you wearing?
What's your name?
He goes, I plead the fifth, right?
Yep.
To me...
This is the Chappelle's sketch.
Fifth, one, two, three, four, five, fifth.
Yep, sure.
But if you want to make them look stupid,
asking the tie questions and stuff like that,
actually doesn't make him look worse.
Yeah.
Because then you go, oh, you're like highlighting that he's doing it to everything.
What you need to be saying is things like,
you go, hey, would you rather,
Would you rather give, would you rather cure cancer or give a billion dollars to a pedophile?
I plead the fifth.
You go, you can't answer that one?
Who's hotter?
Ryan Gosling or Jake Gyllenhaal?
I plead the fifth.
That's kind of gay, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you plead the fifth if you're gay?
Yeah, exactly.
Who's hotter?
Like, Sidney or Jake Gyllenhaal?
You go, plead the fifth.
You're pleading the fifth on that one?
Yeah, so you go, did you know that you were lying?
Or you just didn't care?
He goes, I plead the fifth.
So you did know.
Or so you didn't know.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
Like trap them in these.
Yeah, I feel like when someone says
That's how you do it
When someone tries to do opposite day
You have to
Right, you gotta get him with another opposite day
I think for him he's just like
Yeah, my reputation's destroyed
Do you love killing dogs
I plead the fifth
So he's not sure
Could go either way on that one?
Yeah, pretty easy question
If you ask me if I love killing dogs
Do not
Yeah, do not
That's an easy answer
Fouchy
What would you
Fouchy would you be fine
If I took your wife for a spin
Plead the fifth
Loud and clear pal
Gotcha
Wink
Exactly right
but don't you kind of
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like in none of the, in congressmen,
like, I don't know if you've seen,
90% of them are just getting clipped for Instagram right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but that Brandon Gil guy.
Yeah, I'm just gonna say that.
Clip farming.
That guy's one, it is funny.
That's, I didn't even think of it that way.
Congress is just clip farming.
I mean, hey man, we got an election coming up.
Like, there's a literal congressional election in November.
Like, they got to fucking get, get their votes.
But that's where the world is at.
Yeah.
That, yeah, the politicians are all just,
Clip farming.
Clip farming, yeah.
I mean, that guy is pretty funny.
Dude, everything's content.
I mean, even back to my live streaming,
watching people a live stream,
it's like, there's like five cops who live stream on TikTok Live,
and they just sit in their fucking patrol cars and they're just like, thanks for the donation.
Thanks.
Bring!
Yeah, like literally put a funny hat on them.
They go, thanks, thanks for the donation.
Yeah.
Congressman.
Yeah.
Brandon Gill, is that a name Brandon?
Brandon.
Well, he has a good.
He's married to Dinesh Dinesh D'Sooza's daughter.
Interesting
Well he has a good
Oh yeah the Indian chick
People have been sent him
me recently that there was a whole thing
Of like all these Indian girls being like
It's a it's a colonization
When guys like Indian chicks
And people are saying that to me
Because everyone knows that I said I've dated a lot of Indian chicks
But it is
It's so ridiculous because you just go the other way
You go okay well then all you could say it's the same thing
Like I also think it's racist that they like me
Right
Okay reverse colonization
Which is what they're actually kind of totally done
Okay, how about Indian chicks that like white girls?
Like, okay, so are they colonizers?
You go, no, that's somehow different.
You go, fuck, shut up.
Yeah.
Kind of nonsense.
Also, people don't factor in.
You go, it depends on, whenever you meet like a white guy that, like, grew up in Jamaica,
it's like, yeah, lo and behold, that guy, like black chicks, you know what I mean?
So a lot of times it's just like where you grew up.
Yeah, if he's with a white chick, like, that's the choice.
That's the real, like, you're like, oh, you're making a real, it's like 99% black people.
Yeah, yeah, but it's just so funny these checks.
coming out just being like as an Indian chick like a guy will tell me that I like Indian
chicks and I'll be like yeah because you're racist and you're just like shut up yeah he's like what
do you what the fuck do you want you how how never happy can you be where you go they if they don't
like you it's hot if they don't if they don't like you it's a problem if they like you it's a problem
well what we think about classic women what do what do you want here you go okay so you go
well I want them to really like me but also that's not their normal thing or something
Yeah, it's not a fetish or anything.
They like my personality, and I just happen to be Indian.
Right, right, right, right.
I need you to like me to...
They want colorblindness.
They don't want that either.
They also don't want that.
They also don't want that.
Some faux color.
No, they want to complain.
They want to complain.
Yeah.
Exactly.
But first of all, I've never experienced.
That's all just nonsense online because I tell you, the girls might say that, like,
jokingly, but I've never met any woman that's like a different thing that's, like,
actually irritated in any way about that.
No.
Just like would you be if like a,
if you're,
if you're hooking up with like a black chick and she was like,
yeah,
I just,
I don't know what it is.
I like Jewish guys.
Would you be like,
how dare you?
I am not some kink for you.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
I'm not your kink.
I'm not just here to be your money kink.
Yeah,
your money kink.
No,
thank you.
No, thank you.
So anyways,
I didn't even,
I went through the article and I was just like seen it a million times.
Like some of these,
these,
uh,
broads coming up with this shit. Yeah, a lot of it's just like, I'm hanging around
be a man, so that's what I've been saying broads lately.
Jockeying, a lot of jockeying for status.
So stupid. But, okay, so I did want to do a shout out to people who came out in
Denver, because we finished the special. And honestly, I think it's going to be really sick.
The whole weekend, I've been sort of working on that for two years.
And the thing went off without a hitch. Some of the shows were like, well, all the shows were
good. Some of them were like incredible. So I'm pretty stoked about that.
and shout out. Yeah, I was telling people to come.
We sold out the five shows. We could have added more because they sold out before,
but I was just trying not to complicate things. Normally, I maybe would have.
But I also remembered, I also like film bros.
And it was like, one thing I remember, because me and Danny, when we were in Toronto,
we shared an office with all these film bros. And you forget, most film bros,
like, and I'm not talking, I'm not talking directors. I'm not talking.
Yeah, like nose up in the air, like, R.T.
Hollywood art dorks.
I'm talking about.
90% of dudes that work in film
were like skateboarders, band guys
you know what I mean?
Or some version of that.
Yeah, like they could literally
like could have been the electrician
could have been the DP.
Yeah, but they started filming
because they were into skateboarding
and then, you know,
then instead of like and I go to film school.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. It's a good, it's a good crop of boys.
So, okay, so
the thing that I need to show you.
Yes.
And I have a, as I was going through this today,
I'm like, I bet you've heard of this.
Have you heard of Vengis nerve stimulation?
Vegas.
I knew you didn't know it.
Vegas.
Well, I've heard the term Vegas nerve.
I actually was watching this and I couldn't remember.
Well, like, I was like, I don't know what.
I have a video.
Yeah, I don't know what I know this from, like the term, but I've, I've, I've know the term.
I'm going to play a little video here, just not the whole thing, but this is.
I know from some biohacking shit.
Here's exactly how Vegas nerve stimulation actually works.
When you stimulate a nerve with electricity.
triggers an action potential along that nerve.
And that sends a signal to the part of the brainstem
responsible for emotional regulation.
Then that opens up something called a GABA receptor.
I think that's all I need to play.
So we're shocking our girls?
For people to get where I'm probably going with this.
Yeah.
It's a fucking hand taser.
Yeah, it looks like a neat taser.
And it emotionally regulates them.
Yeah, yeah.
This is shock caller for women.
Yeah, shock collar for women.
But I don't think, I don't know if you feel it.
It's like one of those like, I don't know if it's,
Yeah, it does look like actually looks like a taser.
I mean, it literally looks like it has like the two prongs for a taser.
I was just talking to my mom and I'll just...
Yeah.
Are you kidding me?
Is your bitch acting up?
Well, try our name vagus nerve stimulation.
We almost need to do our own version where we sort of brand it like that.
Kind of.
Yeah, yeah, like a boys cast branded it to the vagus nerves.
There's two different ones.
Chicks would not love that.
That's the only thing I could think.
I go, how is no one...
It's like literally a calm down machine.
Dude, it's crazy.
And it looks like a fucking taser.
Yeah, looks like a mini taser.
You could probably put it on a keychain.
Start crying because she burned eggs.
Just like, gz.
Not that big of a deal.
Oh, he missed the flight.
We'll get the next one.
How much do you think this doodad costs?
This dood.
Yeah.
Well, there's two different types.
right? So there's one called the implanted VNS. A surgeon implants a small pulse generator under their skin
and then the wraps. Yeah, that's, that's, that's too much. You think that's, you don't think a gift
certificate for Christmas. Nine Honda. Is that for the implanted or is that the taser? This is like a
really fancy one that's like, it looks like almost a headphone. It goes in your ear.
I'll never guess what my boss said to me. I'm going to quit my, this. Oh, yeah. I don't, uh, I don't
No.
Do you, would you have the guts to buy one of these?
200.
This is this one.
Two hundred for this, dude, dad.
Yeah, mini one is 200.
Curious if it works.
Yeah.
The only handheld vagus nerve stimulator delivers clinically proven calm and there's a little
less 30 seconds for the world outside your liver.
No, 159.
So you have to count it down.
So she's kind of complaining about something like, ah, I burned the dead.
Oh, and there's five modes too.
And then you go 29, 28, 27.
She's running around the house.
You're running after her trying to hold this thing on her.
Has five modes.
Worry, sleep, stress, performance, and panic.
Panic.
It's going to be cranking up the panic and worry modes.
It seems like you're a little panic there.
I just, yeah.
This thing is all I've been thinking about.
She's trying to get ready for a flight.
She's like all fucking chicken with her head got off.
I don't know what to pack.
I haven't even started packing.
The flights in 45 minutes.
I've never heard of a clock.
What is that ticking thing there?
I've never seen that one of those before.
Oh, man.
The question is how well does it work?
Because if it works...
Probably doesn't work that good.
Probably doesn't work that great,
but if it works, man.
Yeah, but it becomes Pavlovian after a bit, probably, right?
But I think it does...
Yeah, you just go...
And she just, like, calms down.
You just pull it up.
Which are... You know what?
To be honest, it's like if you're trying to, you know,
change your chick's behavior,
a real taser would also do that trick.
Yeah.
I also think, though, that this will be, it probably does, it probably evens out because you, you create calmness with the Vengis nerve stimulation, but probably create the equal amount of havoc by doing that to her.
Like she's probably like, what the, you know, they're going to not respond well to this.
No, yeah, you have to, you have to basically be like, oh, you know, you seem stressed.
Let me give you a massage.
And then like, you're behind her kind of doing it.
And then you just.
Zz.
What was that?
I think this was a mosquito in here.
So you don't have the guts to do that for Christmas?
The gift certificate to getting a implanted stress.
I mean, the funny thing is this looks like the kind of dumb shit my wife would buy for herself.
That's what I'm saying?
That's the move is you convince the chick.
You need to grab the phone and get this in the algorithm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You convince the chick she needs.
You know what's crazy with the algorithm is now what's going on?
They must know that like accounts are like two accounts like either probably live in the same house.
That's maybe the best explanation is living in the same.
You're both getting dildo ads?
She, my wife like literally she'll buy a product and then I'll start getting ads for it.
It's the Wi-Fi maybe.
Maybe the Wi-Fi something, but like all, I'll start.
She was saying like, oh, I want to buy these sheets and all of a sudden never got ads for these sheets ever.
I started getting like non-stop sheet.
Ship-proof sheets.
non-stop. It's like the only ads I get are for
fucking sheets.
Ha! For this one company.
Yeah, you might be on to something, but it's probably the Wi-Fi.
No, they're 100%. They're doing it.
And the second one's non-invasive, a handheld or wearable device
to stimulate the nerve through the skin of the neck or the ear.
So you go to the neck or ear.
Many wellness companies market them for anxiety, stress, sleep, focus,
but the evidence for those who using them is still developing.
So basically, the results are in doesn't do much.
Well, well, that's the thing is there's no placebo.
when you're chasing your girl around the house shocking her.
Placebo effects out the window if you're not doing it to yourself.
So we'll know.
You give me a week with that thing.
I'll tell you if it works.
Exactly.
Yeah.
She's like freaking out and then she's like,
well,
let us know on the Patreon if anyone here's ever had the guts to do this.
And I'd love to hear the story.
Or maybe this is your opportunity to buy one of these things.
I mean,
it might be the best $200 you ever spent.
Okay.
So I have a good term,
by the way.
You know how you love headphone Dodgers and stuff like that?
This is a term I made up.
So, Kate, you know how we've talked about, obviously, on the podcast that most of the, you know, in Canada does this, Britain and there's some in America where all the women that are like for climate change and environmental activists.
Okay.
They always kind of like end up pushing policies that they go, well, we don't make the oil here.
We make it in China somewhere dirtier.
Right.
So basically, at the end of this whole thing, you go, there's been more pollution.
Uh-huh.
But you get to sort of pat yourself on the back and say there was less.
Like, you know, we're going to create oil.
We're not going to use oil from this pipeline.
We're going to do it over there.
And you go, what was the end of this?
You go, actually, there was more pollution.
And we use the exact same amount of oil and ever that.
I thought of the term pollution nimbies.
Oh, that's a good one.
Yeah.
I mean, dude, I was, I was saying, but like the grocery store,
there's a grocery store by my house that it's like kind of the only grocery
store nearby.
And you know how New York got rid of you can't, they don't give you bags anymore.
So you have to buy the bag.
Yeah.
But then this grocery store, because I guess they're like,
oh, we're like a little bit of a fancier grocery store.
So then.
they only sell those like super thick bags
but they're like these super and I went and looked
that bag that they make me buy for a dollar
is the equivalent of 40 bags
but I still throw it out
but you have to buy one every time. You have to buy one every time
unless you happen to have one with you
and I'm like why would I have a bag with me?
But at their store they get to feel like yeah
but I'm saying this whole premise is like this is for the environment
and you go sometimes like I do like a
not a huge grocery shop I just threw out 80 bags
yes 80 bags go in the garbage
and you go, the company that store just made a dollar, and the environment is way worse.
Way worse.
Way worse.
You know, it's all.
And I'm not recycling those bags.
Fuck no.
No, those guys, I have one trash shoot in my building and they're all going down the same
fucking shit.
Yeah, so that's a good one.
But the whole policy on a lot of this stuff is essentially like, doesn't count if it's
in a different area code.
Yeah.
Or it's like the area code.
Yeah.
The area code.
It's the area code cheating rule.
It's being on the subway and you're just like, we need to get rid of bums.
And then you move to, you move them to a different.
subway car. It's a lot of that. But it's worse than that because you move them to a different
subway car and you actually, it expands. Right. Because you go, it's actually worse when it does,
it happens in China. And you go, well, yeah, but it didn't happen here. Yes. So I can do we not share
the same earth? And you go, no, because in my head, I've done my part. I've kept my, my backyard
clean. So you're a pollution nimbie. Pollution Nimbie. Or climate nimbie. Or climate nimbie.
Climate NIMBY. I'll tell you what else I watched. And this is a slight diversion. But
the guy, you know, Wade Wilson, the fucking killer?
Yeah, yeah, I watched that show.
I saw that.
I'll tell you, you want to get mad at women?
Watch that documentary.
Oh, I don't.
Dude, I mean, it is crazy.
Like, a dude could be literally charged with raping and murdering with him.
He was.
And he got love letters.
He was charged with Richard Ramirez.
Raping and murdering.
And then on top of that, when he went to jail,
before his trial, he got a bunch of swastika's tattooed on his head.
And still, the love letters are pouring.
I can change him.
That was, dude, Richard Ramirez.
And he's a real sociopath, too.
If you saw that they do the interviews where, you know, because this footage was out there.
It would be footage of, like, for example, his dad would be like, hey, you need to tell us when the body.
And he was kind of like, he's like, oh, yeah, true.
Yeah, they can't find it.
And then he was like, oh, maybe I'll find it if they, like, give me a burger.
And he was like, yeah, if you give me a burger, I'll tell you where the body is.
And there's like, well, give us all the info.
And he was like, all right, yeah, so I basically killed her.
And I didn't even have a reason.
I was just like, you know, I fucking killed her.
And it's like, anyways, when's the burger comes?
Like, he's a real true psychopath.
totally like someone who's just what was richard ramirez rich ramirez was the nightstocker he was famous uh serial killer in the 80s
i believe uh in l a he was like literally like when they you know this guy on the loose and he was just like
breaking in people's houses and killing them and stuff and when they found him they're like they're like
he smelled like shit he like looked disgusting but he kind of looked like a rock and roll guy like he was really
skinny so he was getting like nudes like he was literally on trial for
charged with raping children and killing them.
Elderly as well, but it's like he was like,
just ran the gamut.
Like he was elderly,
he was raped,
but he was like raping kids,
killing them.
And women were showing up to his trial to like support him
because like all these women were just like in love with him.
And he was getting nudes in the mail and like all sorts of stuff like tons.
It was kind of making me think about,
in general,
I kind of have a theory that,
you know,
women are maybe easy to manipulate because they're more ideological, but you can get men to do
stuff just as much. But for example, like a woman can get a man to do stuff pretty easy,
but a lot of times the man wasn't actually on board. He just does it anyway. Yes. Whereas a woman's
actually sort of on board. That's just like path of least resistance for the guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And there is kind of, you know, they always say like a lot of times like people that were really
good with girls, like, end up sort of, like, more misogynistic because you've, you've seen,
like, what, what the women are capable of. And it's like, you go, the type of woman that'll just
like, you know, if all, she'll suck off everyone on the fucking football team or whatever. And the
guys are just like, oh, you guys will do that. And you're just like, actually, it's more common
than you think. And it kind of makes them be like, fucking, you're like, I'm going to kind of take
you off the pedestal. Yeah, whereas men maybe aren't on a pedestal. But I think men are just as easy
to get to do stuff, but it's like, maybe they're, their, their, their brains, you can almost
like, force men to do things. Right. By, like, alphaing them or, like, for, for pussy purposes,
but they didn't actually change where they're like, oh, my God, this is a goddess. They're just, like,
I'm a fucker. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, no, this is, uh, I don't know. The girls are, like,
actually ideologically, like, you know, no, he's, you don't, like, the women with Luigi,
there, no, he's in. See, Luigi, I wouldn't even put in the category, because, like, Luigi, I get
the ideological element because they're
sure I see what you're saying yeah yeah yeah healthcare is bad
blah blah blah no but they're but the ideological component I'm saying is
they're like no he's innocent like they're true believers that's what I'm saying
yeah I don't know how many yeah I'm curious like with this guy
way Wilson and uh nightstocker how many of them are like
thought he was innocent versus just like no he's he's hot I just find him attractive
you know what I mean like he still they have all these go find mes to free him and stuff
like that yeah that's insane didn't you guys
he got the death penalty.
Yeah.
I saw it funny,
I was watching,
I don't know why.
He was playing into it.
He was in the courtroom,
smirking and stuff.
He was trying to look,
he was trying to look hot.
Yeah,
he looked like a guy
that was like trying to look adorable
almost.
A little bad boy.
But I, no,
no,
well,
I guess you could be interpreted that way
because of his swastika tattoos
and stuff like that.
But like to me,
it actually,
probably I found it to be more like,
you ever see your friend
posts like a photo online
that's almost like,
trying to be adorable.
Yeah.
Like he was almost doing that kind of stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
He was almost like,
you could tell he was trying to look like,
like,
yeah, yeah,
like almost trying to look cute.
Like duck face.
I found it more in that territory
where you're like,
this guy's trying to look like adorable.
And you found out she was sending love letters
to Wade Wilson.
Someone is doing that.
Yeah,
I know.
And you're just like,
what?
It's wrong with you.
I guess you're just like,
I guess I can get you to do anything.
Yeah, I guess red flag territory.
I don't know.
That's crazy.
I was watching,
um,
I don't know why I'm into this.
I actually is weird.
There's like this new WWE series on Netflix because I guess they have like a partnership and it's like all like behind the scenes.
Okay.
It's weird because like I don't watch wrestling, but I actually like watching this more than watching wrestling.
If that makes sense.
Sure.
Like it's like the documentary.
It's all like the behind the scene stuff of wrestling, but I don't watch wrestling.
But I watch this.
But it was just one funny thing.
So they had, uh, uh, uh, the women's, I don't know if it was the women's royal rumble or no, it was the Royal Rumble or no, it was the Royal Rumble.
in Saudi Arabia last year.
So you know they have like all the laws for so all the women like they show all the women like
wrestling in America and they're all wearing these super skimpy things.
And then they have to wrestle in Saudi Arabia and they all have these special full body suits.
Right.
But then it's weird.
Like you're like kind of like this is kind of gay because the dudes are still skimpy speedos.
Right.
And you're like the chicks.
You're like so like I get there like no it's like a modesty thing but you're like so this is kind of gay.
Yeah, you're looking at a lot of flesh from dudes, and you've covered up the flesh from chicks.
Yeah, like literally, like some dude and just speedo, like 300-pound guy, just a speedo on.
Yeah.
And then chicks, you're like, no, we got to cover them up.
I would definitely say pause before I went to that game, that match.
That match, yeah.
But that was the only thing, I don't know.
Yeah, though, that's interesting.
That was funny.
Because they go, it's like a linear thing.
It's all like how they're, like, planning out, which I feel like, because I have thoughts.
I definitely didn't like.
that they got rid of the k-fabe, but now I'm like, it's impossible to keep it.
Like, it was just in the era of phones and everything.
Like, probably they were smart to eventually just abandon it because now it's,
well, there's zero.
Like, it's all the behind the scenes.
It's like they're in the writer's room talking about.
That's maybe pushing it a little too far.
Which is why I say, like, I'm more interested in watching this show.
Like, this isn't going to get me to watch wrestling.
We know a lot of friends that wrote for WW.
Yeah, yeah, lots of people.
Dan San Jermaine wrote for them forever.
Patrice wrote for them for a long time.
not what we know him, but
Patrice O'Neill and a bunch of other people.
But yeah, like, I'm like,
I still wouldn't watch wrestling, but this is almost
for me, like, better than...
I could see that.
Yeah, yeah.
I'd probably be in that same camp.
It's cool. Yeah.
Okay. This is a fat phobia story.
Toilet humor over diarrhea-induced weight loss
shows fat phobia is alive and well.
Now, this is the real cancel culture?
Yep.
Because I don't know if you know,
like, you know, the same reason
that all of our friends and people we know
we're, you know, fighting a war that is less so now
against all the social media platforms, deleting everyone.
Just a constant war.
I mean, me and you have been deleted from things tons of times.
Many, many times.
Getting strikes, losing your channels.
It's just this constant, you know, free speech war or whatever, right?
But you do forget that a lot of, a lot of that war is happening in weird places.
Like you always forget, sometimes, you know, like you'll talk to her, like, only fans' chicks,
and they're all dealing with the same thing.
It's not really a speech thing, but they argue it is.
Yeah.
And then a huge part is these like weight loss chicks.
Yeah.
We're all getting shadow banned and deleted.
And they're posting basically weight loss techniques.
But the idea was they're going, you're pushing harmful stuff to women by telling them to not be fat, right?
Fat genocide.
Yeah, that's what they said.
It's fat genocide content.
Fat genocide content.
And so all these channels were getting deleted.
It was the real
the real cancel culture
that people don't talk about that much
They don't have a voice
That's why I'm speaking up for them
The voice in their mouth
No no no
The people that are skinny talk people
Yeah right
People with food on their mouth
Food in their mouth
Have their channels getting pushed
Yeah yeah yeah
It's a bit of a
This is from Canada of course
Yes but this is
I'm talking the broader
In America this also happens
It's a big thing
But this joke
You were kind of saying
you want to talk about this virus at some point
I think we talked about it for a second
Yeah I think we talked about it briefly
There was this virus
And people were posting all these women
were jokingly posting like I lost 10 pounds
Because I had food poisoning
stomach bug is the best diet
Which by the way
And people are like oh my God I'm like fucking
I just cleared out Walmart of all their
Iceberg lettuce
Hopefully I get it
Like yeah yeah and they're kind of half joking
Yeah I mean they're a hundred percent
And they're all getting like shadow ban
And stuff like that
And then all these bloggers
Have written because the article Danny's talking about
Canada, but it was
in time and everywhere.
There's bloggers everywhere posting
kind of in solidarity
with the kicking them off everywhere,
just being like how harmful it is
that women are joking about being skinny.
It's not something you should joke about it.
I mean, yeah, I guess if you're of the opinion
that you're like, yeah, people are so dumb
that they're going to go.
Again, even if you wanted to go get
this like cyclosporos stuff,
the odds of you actually getting it,
you know, like it's probably like one
in every 50,000 bags of lettuce
and they pulled them the moment they do
about it, they pull them off the shelves. So you're like,
couldn't even get it anyway. But they just don't
like the joke. You can side agree
though that when you get
the flu or something, if you have
a good four-day flu, and you wake
up, you go, looking all right? Yeah, looking all right.
But the problem with
that is that a lot of its water weight.
You're super dehydrant.
Well, you don't eat for a couple days ago.
You don't eat, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you'll drop a couple pounds.
But I drink a lot of water if I'm sick.
well but your your body like is processing it so you're sweating and stuff like that sweating you
piss a lot like i dude i remember when i had dengue but you also don't eat for four days dude i remember
when i dengue i was drinking like i was just pissing like non-stop it was so weird
like i just like couldn't stop pissing well uh i'll tell you even like pukeing after drinking
you know you oh yeah i feel good again you're like what are we doing just go take some chinese
peptides i've been on that dude when i we you know you
I don't know if you had it the same way, but when I was probably, like, in college era,
I would say I would puke three, one in, two out of three times I drank.
Really?
No, I didn't really drink that much.
It was a big part of my routine.
You didn't drink a much?
I wasn't like a huge drinker.
I just like, one, I hated puking.
Didn't look in the mirror out of there.
Yeah.
I've been puking.
No, I never, that's like, I mean, I, you didn't drink that much.
I was like I drank, but I wasn't like drinking.
You weren't in Trapper's Palace?
No, I was in Trapper's Palace a lot.
You were too busy smoking weed, eh?
I was a guy.
I was a wee guy.
Not that I didn't drink.
I definitely drank, but, you know, I definitely had friends who drank every single day.
I was four to five days a week for a minute.
I was more like one maybe.
Like, I was like a weekend.
Osama been drinking.
Samma been drinking.
But it's more Osama been pugin.
Some of binge drinking.
Somma binge drinking.
That's a good rap name.
Samma bin's drinking.
So I would, this would be like my routine.
I was like, we'd be at the, whoever's house,
have about six beers at the house, puke those out.
Then you'd go to the bar, have like four more there,
then find like a vending machine or something,
puke behind that.
Yeah, rally, as you used to call it.
Puck again.
Yeah, a little rally.
You find a chick.
Yeah.
You've covered in puke.
you can't puke.
And you fucking wake up.
That's why I was a buck 55 at 6.3.
I mean, it makes you feel better.
There's no question.
Yeah, you're feeling great.
Definitely if you're feeling bad and you're drinking, you're just puking.
I was Osama binge drinking and puking.
You're like, all of a sudden, you're like, man, I feel great.
Well, they said those comments contribute to a culture that minimizes both eating disorders
and serious infectious disease.
Shut up.
Now infectious disease is something you can't joke about.
You can't make jokes about infectious disease.
little not cool to say
your fucking bug chasing because you want to lose
a few? Yeah.
You know, it's a joke. So skinny
talk people get the same treatment as Nazis.
Essentially, yeah, yeah. It's
almost like a skinny talk genocide. There's a fat
genocide. There's a skinny talk. Because the fat genocide's
not true. Well, OZempic, obviously
there's, you know, that's the agents in Hollywood
going up to their clients. Like
blow dart them?
Like a hippopotamus.
Yeah. That is
you, right now, if you,
you're a model and you're just like, you know, I was fucking printing cash in the fat era.
Then you come into your agent, you're like, yeah, I haven't seen that many.
And you go, hey, could you grab that for me over there?
I'm going to need you to see you every day if you don't mind coming by here.
Oh, what's just happening to my neck?
Yeah, yeah, what's going on?
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So
Communism's taken over
And the commentary that I have
Is some of these young communists
Should just realize that
You, this is more of a suing country
Because I have four
The suing country
Four different articles of people
You know, suing and some updates on suing
And you're
It's the suing
It is, you know, the litigiousness of this country
But you go
That's, they're focusing on the wrong thing
Because if you're like a 20 year old right now
and you're just like, oh, you know, let's try to redistribute wealth.
And you know what I always said my joke about it.
People say it's the top versus bottom,
but that was what it was like at the gay bar, top versus bottom.
But when people say it's the top versus bottom,
whatever, or what it really is is the top and the bottom versus the middle.
Yes.
Like a lot of times, and no one never agrees with me when I say it,
but it's like, if you look at most of the time,
it's the bottom people petitioning
with the top people to make the middle people pay more to the bottom.
Right.
Because the top people aren't usually that affected by these kind of policy changes.
I mean, it doesn't change their life.
Yeah, but if you're someone that makes $150 grand a year for your family, right?
I mean, those are the people who all are getting like...
And you take an extra $10 grand from them.
You go, that was a big change in their life.
Yeah, it's a big change.
I mean, when you talk about all the medical bankruptcy in the country, it's all those people.
Yeah, so a lot of times it's the top and the bottom versus the middle.
Yeah.
And that's not a popular message.
No.
No.
not a popular message.
But more importantly,
they're thinking about it wrong.
If you're looking at it, it's like, oh, that'll help me.
It's not going to help you that much.
What will help you is pretending to get hit by a car
and then suing them.
Again.
Going to a job,
finding a way to sue them and then suing them.
That's how you get rid of.
I mean, you want to,
ideally if you can get hit by any sort of vehicle
that has some sort of city branding on it,
city or state.
Your money in the bank.
Federal is probably the best.
But then there's always,
or Fortune 500 companies like a la Tracy Morgan,
right like you get hit
Tracy Morgan
you get hit by
well I was it
oh I thought you're saying
J.P Morgan
you go fortune
Corp.
No no no no
Walmart
Walmart
Walmar
the guy who thinks
J.B Morgan
was
Trit
like a wallet
dude
you get hit by a
fucking Walmart
truck dude
it is crazy
how much money
Tracy Morgan got
I heard
I heard rumors
he got like
300 million dollars
him personally
yeah
because I think the other guys
got money too
oh yeah
I know Artie pretty well
it was
already yeah
I mean, I don't know, I'm not a pocket watcher.
I'm not watching his pockets, but he seems like he's doing all that.
Yeah, I mean, he literally shows up to the seller, like custom suits, like tons of jewelry.
He drives a Benz.
He's parking in that fucking West Village parking garage that just like fucking rinses you.
40 bucks an hour parking or whatever it is.
Goddamn.
Yeah.
I mean, I heard like even the lowest people got tens of millions.
So Walmart truck you want to get?
Yeah, you just want UPS, FedEx, Federal.
dude, you see that eBay thing?
This eBay lawsuit?
I only saw the article, so look at this.
eBay agreed to pay nearly $50 million
to couple sent cockroaches and a bloody pig mask.
eBay agreed to pay nearly...
I'll do that for $50.
eBay agreed to pay nearly $50 million to Massachusetts
journalist David and Ina Ena Steiner
under a newly finalized settlement resolving a lawsuit.
suit over a 2019 cyberstocking campaign carried out by a former, by former company employees.
Again, it says they be the former employees of the company targeted them with threats and
bizarre anonymous deliveries, including live insects, a funeral wreath.
Why did they do that?
Pig.
I don't.
So it was like a random employee doing it.
It was multiple employees.
The agreement with the signers, founders of e-commerce bites bites, a newsletter covering
the e-commerce industry includes an additional $7 million in charitable.
donations, including to organizations supporting First Amendment rights.
So I think they were just talking shit about eBay.
And then eBay employees started sending them cockroaches.
Yeah, eBay started sending them cockroaches in the mail.
But, like, again, I think we talked about this in some other capacity.
I'll tell you, that's the dream.
But the dream is you find someone at eBay, because that's not criminal for whoever
was doing it at eBay.
That's just like, you get dismissed.
You get fired.
You get fired from eBay.
So you're like, yo, fucking get a job at eBay or whatever.
Send me a roach or two.
Send me some roaches.
Start sending me a bloody pigs mask.
Not even a real ped.
Yeah.
That is how you do it in this country.
J.P. Morgan, we'll start with the update on him.
Yeah.
Because this is our boy, Raina.
He's still dead.
And then Raina, so what happened was after all the stuff of him being like, you know, my boss came in, begged me to suck, suck me off.
Yeah.
Obviously, you know, I said no.
She came knocking on my door.
I need that fucking dog.
He was getting clowned a lot.
So now he's like, she actually wanted to have like a threesome.
He said, was his new thing?
He said she actually wanted to have his three-sum.
a bitch. So he's like, no, I was actually wanted
to fucking 30 something. But his new thing,
now he says that it was racism. So he's
pivoted. Of course. This guy does know the game
because that is what you do when you start
ever, that's a pretty, you know,
they come up, you go this, you know, I was getting
sexually assaulted. You go, listen, I thought it was
2012, 2006, I could pull this off.
And they go, no. And they go, well, turns out
she's racist. Yeah, you're a dude. And he goes,
what else I got? And he goes, she was
racist. Is that?
Yeah, yeah.
Instead, Raina's new federal suit,
focused on claims of rates, racism, and retaliation he endured from the bank.
He says for months, J.P. Morgan has fed the public a false and misleading narrative about the case,
whereas his narrative of just her coming over demanding to suck him off nonstop and him being so against it was nothing.
Filing claims the banker routinely referred to him as Brown boy, Brownie.
And they posted text.
Anonymous.
That's the thing, because I read this and I go, oh, that's pretty damning.
Some of them weren't though
Some of them were like
Oh yeah I guess we'll see if you can pay in rupees
It was literally stuff like
Yeah you're like joking stuff
But you're at the very least
You go okay like in the world of corporate
Like corporate stuff
You could see how this could be some kind of infraction
To get a payout
You could also see how like a buddy saying that to another buddy
Yeah yeah yeah
The most normal shit
But then he's like no
It was sent from an anonymous number
Oh so
Like it's not like it came from her number
Or anybody's number
It's like some random person
Which I think is JPMorgan
Yeah, yeah, he just goes, some random person's texting this to me.
I just assume that, hey, brown boy.
Yeah, literally says, hi, brown boy, we miss you.
You really think you're going to get away with all this?
What did I tell you?
We own your ass, you fucking brown piece of shit.
Good luck trying to find another job, asshole.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, this is so fake.
Dude, this guy's so bad at scans.
Honestly, he's like, probably like Indian people are just like,
dude, you're really like.
Yeah, come on.
Like, what are you doing, man?
this is brutal he said he's like oh uh i didn't lie about my father's death he was actually my mom
was sick that's what it was i honestly think that's a good point that indian people there's probably
indian dudes watching this being like who taught you had to scam a fucking white boy yeah yeah exactly
your family's been in america too long this isn't i wish scam embarrassing it is very
embarrassing this is first world scamming right here
It's like the type of scams of first worlder would do.
Bad scams.
Terrible scams.
So we do not take our hats off to him.
What's the opposite of it hats off?
Spitting.
Anxious remote employer.
You're anxious remote worker wins a lawsuit after company forced her to turn her camera off during a video call.
On.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry.
Now this is a better scam.
Yes.
She.
And the audacity.
This is the thing.
think you have to start thinking different because I would never think in a million years to do this
shit right no I would never think this is my joke of the person being like I want to be a construction
worker also I'm in a wheelchair yeah essentially I want to be a roofer but I'm in a wheelchair what's the
problem it's like why do I have to turn my camera on for our work zoom meeting you I don't know it's
just kind of normal it's just a dude and just being like hey uh brother this uh this is a meeting that
everyone has to their camera on they go no I'm good yeah yeah I'm here I'm here I'm here
Continue on.
No, I'm here.
I'm here.
Hey, Brittany, why don't you finish what you're saying there?
Yeah, yeah.
It's like, can you please turn a camera on?
No, it's kind of anxiety inducing.
Yeah, you know, I think I'm gonna get a little like...
Not gonna be doing that.
You're gonna get a little anxiety if I turn that camera on.
I think I'm just gonna keep her off there.
You don't mind. Anyways, Brittany, can you continue?
Yeah, I think we'll keep her off.
If Tubin had his camera off.
Oh, buddy.
That's where we're at next is a CNN person being like, I just want to
you do audio for my job because yeah it gives me anxiety to be in that i want to be a newscaster also
being on camera gives me audio so i don't know why so why is it so unreasonable it's just be like
turn your camera on because why should anyone ever ever have to do anything they don't want to do yes
i guess she says having her web came on during uh during work hours made her super super
anxious having her camera on during her meetings made her anxious maybe this isn't a good job for you
but again everything I say
when I look at this you go
what are you a psycho
but who's right who's wrong
because she's rich now
yeah this is UK
I'm curious how rich this got her
which is in the case
this is UK rich
legally that's true
legally protected form of medical disability
she was repeatedly asked to leave her camera on
but Tate claimed it was too overwhelming
um
literally only something a woman would say and think that would
stick you I'm just too overwhelmed
gay dudes would call that I think
gay dude would have the nerve for that one too.
Maybe. It doesn't say, uh,
yeah,
so she will receive compensation that will be decided at a later date.
Also,
I want to be,
I want to run a massage business,
but I'm a germaphobe,
so I can't touch you.
Right.
Yeah,
you're just,
give me money.
I mean,
I get it.
You're wearing your pajamas still.
Just fucking,
you don't even have to put on bottoms.
Yeah.
Zoom call.
Just like pop a top on.
Something to put a blouse on,
do some makeup.
I don't want to do my makeup.
But this is,
this is a shower today.
It is funny because these are the type of people that will tell you, you know, that you have privilege.
Like even, you know how dudes will say, like, oh, I don't, you know, some people like me and you,
have just like, I don't know, I don't vote.
I don't give a shit that much.
And then they'll be like, you'll, you have the privilege to not care.
And you go, yeah, I guess I do have the privilege.
I was born with the privilege of regulating my emotions and not being a psychopath.
Well, I guess I am.
I got this nifty new little device, this little doodad.
You have the privilege of not being like a complete psychopath.
Yeah.
To do a Zoom meeting without breaking.
down as a human. You go, if that's privilege, then I guess
I'm a privilege. I mean, I suppose it is.
You know, if you can act like an adult.
I'm privileged that I'm able to act like
it. That's why you regulate your emotions.
You go to somebody who can't regulate their emotions,
that would seem like a privilege.
Lucky you.
Give me some money.
Now give me some money. Now give me some money.
Sandler reference.
Yeah. For those of you don't know.
Yeah. I know
I was supposed to have the camera on in the meeting,
but I'd prefer to just be
naked with the camera off. Now give me some money. I'm more of a voyeur.
More of a meeting voyer. Yeah, I know I took a job at J.C. Penny working in the clothing
section, but I don't like to interact with people. It gives me anxiety. Now give me some money.
Now give me some money. Yeah, I know I took a job as a Zamboni driver, but I don't drive
and I don't like guys. Now give me some money. I mean, women did figure out all these like fake things
that are just kind of hard to dispute. Like, you just go by anxiety. So, you're just, you're
bad.
They're brilliant.
Yeah.
And you go, I don't have anything to say there.
Do you got to respect the game?
You do have to respect the game a little bit.
Like, you know, this is, like what she's doing.
The audacity.
You expect the audacity.
But that's the UK version of the slip and fall that we have here.
There's no slip and falls in the UK.
So this is the slip and fall.
I'm too anxious to turn my camera on.
Now give me some money.
Too anxious for anybody who are my coworkers to see my face.
Obviously, the next thing will be like, okay, well then I don't want to have mine on
nobody is.
Well, you don't have anxiety.
You're giving me anxiety right now.
I can't type.
It makes me anxious.
Not getting me so on.
All right.
Side note, you fill me in here.
Yeah.
How do baristas with the tipping and stuff like that, not make $500 an hour?
I'll go to Starbucks sometimes.
You know, you get...
Cool tips.
You get like, okay.
So you get a thing that's 20 bucks.
And it starts sometimes, you know, if you have got food or something, sometimes it would be like 20 bucks.
Yeah.
And then the tip of it, the tip of it.
are like, you know, 20, 25, and 30.
Probably most people do it.
A lot of times it's pretty crowded.
And so you're doing two bucks.
They're getting like an extra three, four bucks an hour.
Yeah.
How, okay, so that's like 300, 400 bucks an hour.
So you're splitting between four people.
How are they not getting 100 bucks an hour?
Uh, I mean, there's three people working there and they're getting 300 bucks an hour
and tips.
I don't know if it's three.
I mean, I don't.
Maybe not some small town Starbucks in the middle of nowhere.
Any of these busy locations.
I think, you know, not to betray my people, but I'm pretty ran.
randomly tipping at like, uh, something where someone hands me a coffee. Like, that's not a tipping
situation. I think you're off. I think people are tipping. People are tipping, obviously,
because there's the element of like the moment you make someone press no tip that like that gives
them anxiety that they can't go to work and stuff. Do you know what I do sometimes? Yeah. I use the
bucket beer system sometimes. The, for our coffee. Where I go pick the amount, one dollar, two dollars.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, I don't do percentages for Starbucks. No, I'm doing round numbers. But they, they are on to you
when they go, okay, I just
and type the tip and you're pressing all these buttons.
They know you're up to something.
I mean, this is, like, again,
they know that you're not getting out of the screen
to give them more than 30%.
This isn't a tipping situation, period.
It is now, and I just don't understand how some of these places
they don't make 300 bucks an hour.
I don't get it.
What was the one?
There's something recently where...
I think they might be making more than bankers, dude.
Yeah, we're like probably...
America's best kept secret.
We're probably pretty close to just go to the bodega
and it's like how much you like to tip.
I'm not tipping the bodega.
It's already there.
Yeah.
You're like,
I'm tipping them.
They just added a tip screen
at the place we eat over there.
Shut up.
Fuck yeah.
At a bodega?
No, the place where we got our chicken meal.
Oh,
you know what?
They didn't used to have that.
They just added it.
You know what?
That's funny because that was actually something
I specifically liked about that place.
Not anymore.
Was that no tips?
I went there today.
They added it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what?
It's the time when you catch me is when I'm not like I'm not like a just blanket,
no tip.
Well,
they got more money than you.
They're making 300 bucks.
Probably. Yeah, I mean, they're probably doing well. I don't, I don't know, but yeah, I don't know how many people tip. I know like even Uber's they say like Uber, I think only like 20 or 30 percent of people tip at Uber's. What? Yeah. Because if you talk to someone and no one will admit that. Nobody will admit that. So it's a best kid, it's like a secret. Well, this is from Uber. This is from this is Uber specifically. No, I'm not, I'm not denying this statistic. I'm just saying like I guess that society where it's everyone's just lying about.
tipping. No, the only time I don't tip in an Uber
is if it was something like really
bad. Because if you said
online like, yeah, I don't really tip Uber,
you'd get everyone, the whole internet would jump down your throat.
Yeah. And then I guess what you'd say
is y'all do it too. Right.
Yeah, yeah, y'all do it too. Don't come
at me. Y'all, y'all do it too.
Like, if my Uber takes, like, goes the wrong way,
I go, okay, this is not a tipping situation.
I never go to zero.
Like, this is like egregious. Like, I've had times.
Egregious, I put him down.
Dude, I've had times when I'm going. So, I'm
I have in Long Island City, like to go into the city to take the Queensboro Bridge or whatever,
there's this weird turnoff.
And it is kind of weird, right?
This like weird turnoff where you have to hang right.
And it's like this sharp right.
And 99% of Uber is, it's fine, right?
But sometimes they'll accidentally, like unless you say, and now I tell them every time,
but sometimes they'll go left and then you're just like on your way into Queens.
And there's not, there's not an exit for like.
Just wasted 10 minutes.
Five miles or whatever.
Like, it's such a pain in the ass.
So in that instance, I'm just like, all right,
you just maybe half an hour late for what I'm supposed to do.
You just played yourself.
Pull a chuck out.
Also, probably the price of the Uber goes up.
That and if I lose something in the Uber and they don't give it back to me,
I remove the tip.
I rescind the tip.
Which I've only done once.
That must feel good.
Which I've only done once because this Chinese man stole my AirPods case.
Not that it's relevant to Chinese.
Well, no.
It was relevant because he didn't speak.
I was calling him that first.
No, because he was, no, because yeah.
I was doing the eyes, the whole ride.
It's because he, all his directions were in Mandarin or whatever.
Like, you hear them getting called out.
That's annoying.
So he didn't speak any English.
And it was me going to the airport.
So I got out and I'm like, fuck.
I'm like, they fell out of my pocket.
I start calling him, he just ghosts me.
Fuck.
And I'm watching my AirPods drive around the city in the find my thing.
And I go,
buddy, I'm taking my 50 seconds.
50 tens.
The next one we have is a Netflix executive,
which this one's interesting,
goes ballistic after being fired for stunning trust exercise.
They brought him to a retreat.
I don't get this.
I'll tell explain it to you.
They brought him to a retreat, right?
Company retreat, all these Netflix executives.
Side note, Netflix executive, this guy,
I wouldn't have thought that.
He was like the head of something or other.
Not like the highest job in the world.
The guy makes a million a year.
Yeah, mill two.
Yeah, mill too.
He's like, I guess they probably own all these like studios, like an umbrella.
Sure.
So he's like one of the studio heads.
Yeah, he's doing well, but I didn't realize they were sitting on that kind of money.
It's just like I'm probably factors in stock options.
Sure.
Well, he's making mil too.
And they bring him to this thing where they do the trust falls and, you know, they do these corporate retreats and all this sort of stuff.
And then when you're vulnerable, they fire you.
So they asked everyone to, and they were doing them essentially like, never have I ever.
Yeah.
And they had everyone saying all this stuff.
and people, you know, tell us a secret that, you know, and someone would be like, I've just never felt loved by my parents.
And then they, you know, everyone's hugged them. It's a safe space. And then he goes up and he goes, you know, I was having trouble because one of my parents died and I was going through something and I decided to try ketamine therapy.
Which is legal. Also, Silicon Valley shit, you'd expect that to be pretty normy. And legal.
Sure. I didn't even know the legality of it. So anyways, he says that he tried ketamine therapy. And then they go, oh my God, that's happened.
he gets back to his desk and they're they fucking see him out of the office just like a score
about they go beat it druggie it's crazy so yeah you're kind of on this guy's side here but maybe
they were looking for a reason to fire him but well but if it's not a good reason then you have a
wrongful termination lawsuit that's the thing is i'm sure like when i'm telling the comrades
learn how to litigate like i'm sure when they're firing someone the number one thing is you're
will this person have a wrongful termination suit against us for some reason they didn't
think so. I mean, maybe they don't, but yeah, they're like, you know, and then they're like,
oh, like one of them was like, oh, he, there was a party and he was drinking at it.
You're like, where, you're not allowed to drink at parties? Well, the problem. The problem was
they included the ketamine thing and their thing. This guy was making a millier, so he's
balling. And then on top of that, now he's, he's going to get this payout from them. And, you know,
the amount of money that just gets paid out, you can't own a company without paying out money.
And it's time for you to get your umbrella, turn it underneath, on,
upside down and get under the shower because it's a money shower out there.
And he is suing, by the way.
Of course he's suing.
Why wouldn't he?
Yeah, I mean, again.
Why wouldn't he be?
Yeah, you might have a case for wrongful termination here.
He's going to win.
At which point, you're probably, if you're making a million dollars a year, by the way,
wrongful termination.
Guys are going to sit here with a $50 million.
Yeah, that's like at least $10 million.
You're getting back.
Minimum.
Probably.
Did you see Elon Musk versus the economist?
I, you know what, I didn't watch it.
I saw the clips going around.
It was one of those things I just never ended up watching.
I didn't watch the whole thing.
I watched like a decent amount of clips in some longer ones, though.
But it was really funny because, I mean, you probably saw this part, but it was really
funny to me, the girl being like, what do you think about the fact that people hate you?
And he goes, no, people hate you hate you.
And they go, no, I'm pretty sure that you're the one that they hate you.
They actually like me.
And she goes, no, I think people like me and they hate you.
They actually hate you and they like me.
And you don't even know that they hate you, but they love me.
And then she goes, well, you have all these followers.
He goes, yeah, all these followers, because people like me versus you, who they hate.
And then they go, actually, I think we're actually a pretty trusted source and you're hated.
Then that came up a couple times.
And I thought that was just like so funny going back and forth between a childish.
And they're both a little bit right.
Yeah.
I mean.
Like obviously, like a lot of people do hate Elon Musk, of course.
But Elon Musk is right.
A lot of people hate her and a lot of people like him too.
Yeah.
So they're both right.
You go, the answer is you go, it's pretty split right now.
Yeah.
And the people half like me half like you.
I mean, the notion that you're like, nobody hates me, you're like, yeah, people hate you, people hate everybody.
Elon Musk does switch his things a lot because he is pretty willing to be...
By the way, ripped to the world's first trillionaire.
Yeah, I mean, everyone knew that was a true.
Me and you both said that stock was way too high.
That was the most obvious thing to me.
I talked people, I think I said this on here, but I've talked people in my real life out of buying SpaceX.
I think he lost 600 bill.
Well, he didn't lose.
On paper.
He's not worth to buy it.
None of this matters.
He's not selling it.
He's not selling it.
I mean, but some of the Tesla employees
who were looking to get that exit liquidity
is probably hurting.
Yeah, you're like a countdown
the days for your lockup and it just goes down.
I was saying that to people.
I go, listen, if you're trying to buy SpaceX stock,
I go, a better thing for you to do
would just be take $100 and just go wait outside SpaceX
and just give it to one of the engineers
because that's what you're doing.
I will say, though, for people who are thinking about buying SpaceX,
it's not looking bad now.
No, no, it's not that it's not looking bad now,
but probably
if the lockup
if the unlocks happen
and it doesn't go down a lot
that's probably a buy
like if all the supply comes on
and like you don't see like a massive drop
then you heard it here first from Dan Ramsey
probably you probably take a little nibble
not
little nibble
not financial advice but maybe they all nibble
I don't I'm not a big telling people what to do guys
but there are certain times that I can see people
in my life getting caught up in something
where I'm like, dude, I almost,
what I want to do is the thing that we say,
you take the trade, you go, here, give me the money,
I'll do the trade for you.
And then after just, yeah, yeah,
giving their money back.
Give them their money back.
Also, okay, I saw you talking about this,
so I think you're an expert,
but on the topic of lawsuits,
because your number one way is to sue your workplace.
Yep.
Your second best way is to either-
corporation or a municipality.
And your third best way is to either be racist
or against racism and have a go-fund.
Be racist and be, like, decent looking.
You got to be hot.
You got to be hot.
Like, look, Chud the builder.
You got to be a woman.
You said, you mentioned you think he's hot.
Yeah, but no.
No.
No.
You got to be a woman and decent looking.
Woman and decent looking.
Like, you know, Chud the builder.
Honestly, blonde is a sweet spot.
Blonde's a sweet spot.
You know, I'm not a blonde man, but for this, you blonde.
I don't know what the Cinebon girl got.
Remember, there's the Cinebon girl.
I don't know if she got, but I think she got more than,
I think she got more than
Chud the Builder, to be honest.
Do you think it's a good excuse when people say,
why do you say the N-word so much?
You say, I'm an old soul.
Born in the wrong era.
But yeah, it is like a real play now.
A real, like, you know, financial freedom play.
These are all financial freedom play.
This is the...
It's scamp.
It is...
It's scam time.
It's scam time, yeah.
These are first world scam.
as you call a third world.
You're going to let Somalians be the only people scamming?
What are you doing?
Get your scam.
And the Somalians did okay in this instance, too.
They did fine, yes.
It wasn't for that pesking gay YouTuber.
They did fine.
But yeah, she got like a million dollars.
Yeah.
Shiloh Hendricks.
Shiloha made a million dollars in the GoFundMe's.
She got close to a million dollars in the GoFundee.
And she got, uh, she got convicted, but she just gets community service, right?
Well, she got convicted of a misdemeanor.
Uh, she got, uh, she got, uh,
200 hours community service a thousand dollar fine and like probation but she's up a mill
she's up a mill less a thousand maybe she had to pay the lawyer uh but it was a bit of a sham
because she didn't even get convicted for the interaction with the child which was like the big
thing like just remind me refresh my memory i don't remember this exactly she was at a playground
with her child her child's like 18 months old and then this like
I think he was like an eight-year-old, like black autistic kid.
I thought it was a grown man.
No, no, no, no.
So this is the story is an eight-year-old black autistic kid
went sort of rifling through her bag for like a snack.
Like I guess he's just, but he's like autistic, like really, whatever.
And so, you know, he's like he's a little kid.
Like, you know, this isn't the biggest thing in the world.
It's like a little kid.
Like, you know, you're treating him like an adult or something.
She starts calling the kid the N-word.
Then this guy pulls up on her, starts filming her.
Um, and he's saying, he's like, say it.
He's like, I'm filming you.
I'm going to put this on the internet.
Say the N word.
Call me the N word.
She says it, uh, which is, I coined this term.
It's entrapment.
By the way, that's the term I coined.
It's entrapment.
But, uh, literally he was just like, say it.
And then she did.
And then she didn't get convicted of calling the kid.
She got convicted of the thing that happened after, which was calling the guy who literally,
literally was like to say it and then she said it he got she got convicted of that but she got
convicted of um what's the charge the charge was i have it written down it was um like disorderly
conduct which is just like such a they were like well it's not technically the n word it's
literally disorderly conduct which is just being loud like it's essentially being loud and like
you can be loud in public you can say something racist in public if you're loud and racist
then it's a disorderly conduct.
So this was a judge sort of being like,
ah, we want to do something,
but I don't want to, you know.
Yeah, and that's what she got,
she got charged.
This is me like skirting around
having to like make any legal precedent.
Well, yeah, and look, look,
this is,
this is the, I have it written down.
This is a story about it, girl.
This is the story of my girl.
This is disorderly conduct in Minnesota.
Engaging in fighting,
disturbing, lawful meetings,
or using obscene slash boisterous language
that alarms or.
disturbs others.
Key being that it has to be both obscene
and boisterous.
And you're like, okay, look, I'm actually fine
with this. Enforce the law
in the whole fucking country.
It's great.
Like, if this is the precedent now,
back to my headphone dodging.
Yeah, let's do it.
Let's enforce this law.
I see your point.
Right?
But they're not.
They're picking and choosing.
Obviously, it's like a First Amendment thing.
And then her lawyer just went off.
Like, her lawyer is like super the base dude.
And he's like, this is ridiculous.
lawyers letting it fly yeah he's just like a big first amendment guy he's like this whole thing was
like ridiculous like the entire trial like they wouldn't let us submit the um the uh go fund me he's like
the father i believe of the child in court was essentially saying he didn't speak english so they
needed like two somali like translators and then he's like after the trial like their dad is
talking to the attorneys like speaks english perfectly fine interesting perjuring
himself so they'll appeal it
I would think they're gonna win
she's when she's coming out on top either way though
she's gonna get even more money now
she wants us to drag on forever
yeah like honestly for her like the conviction
was now you got all like the
you know like the first amendment people
who are legitimately like you like you know I didn't care
I don't care for the N word but I don't
defend her right to say it correct and now
you're getting the first amendment people
on board so this is probably another mill
It's a good, hey, I, I, I, it's a good scam.
Yeah, it's a good scam.
But again, it doesn't, it doesn't, uh, you have to be a woman.
You gotta be hot and you gotta be a woman.
You gotta be decent looking at a woman.
Yeah, she's not like smoke show, but she's not, no, no, no, she's like a, you know, trashy seven, maybe.
Yeah, for sure, a little trashy.
Yeah.
Do you think she, yeah, probably drops the end bomb while she's fucking you?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
She takes a break mid, mid-sex to smoke a dart.
Not a pack a dip.
Yeah.
She's one of those, but, you know, she's rich now.
It's the best thing, literally the best thing that ever happened to her.
For sure.
You know, she might have a weird, like, period because, you know, she's like, I had to relocate
and kind of thing and, you know, that's awesome.
Well, yeah, when you jump in front of a bus, that's going to be bad for your hips for a bit, too.
Exactly.
But it takes money to make money.
It's better than dedicating your life to being a comrade.
Yeah, exactly.
You don't have to go to any marches.
You're just one, one and done.
Yeah.
You know what?
I can't find the name of the Synobon.
the synobon
N-word woman
but this is
again and again
like when you think about it
from like someone
like a synabon like
I don't think doing something
like this precludes you
from ever working
in a fucking mall food court again
sure yeah
you know what I mean
depends on where you are
there might be somewhere
like maybe
but like maybe you have to
whatever job bartender
at some trash at that
you're like I don't think
they're Googling you
to see your history
in that regard
no so
Crystal Willsey
Crystal Willsey
so
you know on the topic of
blogs, by the way.
Did you know Byron Allen owns BuzzFeed now?
Yeah, I do.
Yeah.
And then immediately he's fired 30% of people.
Oh, this is a sharp business man.
Crystal Wilsies gives and go.
Yeah, but just to interrupt here for a second, like me and you have always been joking
about how Byron Allen owns everything, right?
He owns the Weather Channel.
He's got, you know, he's got the new late night spot.
Yep.
He just, he owns the weather.
Hemorrhaging money on the late night show, by the way.
Yeah, maybe, but maybe that's the centerpiece.
you don't even know how it's operation.
I started to, I'm thinking we're starting to look in the mirror being like, am I owned by
Byron Allen?
Like, Byron Allen presents the boys' cast?
Does Byron Allen own?
Is there anything he doesn't own?
Yeah.
I mean, he's,
just Byron Allen on the place cast?
He's a shrewd businessman.
I know.
Anyways, okay, back to the cinema.
Anyway, she got, uh, she,
I can't find the go, uh, actually, I looked at Givesend Go, Go fund me, not Giveson
go.
Crystal Wilsie gives him go
I can't find it
But what are you trying to find it
How much money she got?
Oh, okay
Because she was also kind of like a crazy
Trashy Blonde
Ballpark
It says at least 100K
Yeah
Which yeah like I don't even know
Chud the Builder hit that
I mean that guy's just in jail now
It's fine
Chud the builder
Those people kind of have their moment
And then you're just like
Yeah well now you're just in jail forever
Yeah yeah
Chud the Builder's getting
Doing time
He's we're gonna be watching him
Streaming on TikTok probably
but he's gonna be fucking walking around his pod being like the chipping out
out and getting a fucking shank in his back
like chud the builder's thing was
chud the builder's thing was closer to disorderly conduct
obviously before the shooting element of it but like what he was doing was like you go yeah
I could see that being like pretty textbook definition just like yelling at people calling
the N word like in public you go that but again I'm fine
with them enforcing disorderly conduct if they enforce it for everybody across the board if they're picking
their spots i'm a fucking first amendment warrior yes sir so i don't want to be a first amendment warrior
i want to be a imprison every loud person guy maybe even make it a felony but i'm not going to do it
if they've had a couple of drinks i feel like they should get a pass which one which pass i was
actually thinking which past i can remember the context was saying that uh
It's like fucking annoying.
Because I was just, I dealt with this.
I was just at Walmart,
and I had to find out the hard way
that they don't accept N-word passes.
Do you know what?
Enward Pass is not legal tender?
Yeah.
She used to be a proper country.
So on top of that, where you go,
these kids these days don't want to work hard
for a good scam.
Yeah.
When that's how you make money in the country.
But, like, again, Shilohenrich,
she didn't work hard.
She worked smart.
She owned the Jack Welch School.
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Gen Z blames their parents for their failures.
Psychologists say they're right.
So they've got an army of these like sort of millennial psychologists that are backing up.
But the amount where they go, 25% of Zumers now blame their parents for their physical and mental health problems.
17% say the reason they struggle in relationships.
And then another 20% says that's the reason they don't have motivation.
like a large swath of people, and I think it's more chicks than guys.
I mean, I've told you the amount of women that I've talked to over the years.
Well, in their defense, some of those chicks might have previously been guys as recently as a couple
years ago.
Okay.
Yeah.
But there's the amount of people you'll talk to and they go, wow, what am I supposed to do?
My parents are divorced instead, you know, these crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
The world's against me.
Yeah, yeah.
But it is just crazy to be like, because you can be like, okay, yeah, my parents were
crappy and you go okay yeah you're not 17 anymore yeah you're not 17 anymore if they were like
fucking beating you and locking you in a cage but you go what's wrong with them you go my mom was
emotionally unavailable you go yeah okay well so so I mean there's and there's no shortage of
people who were like yeah I'm super successful because my parents were I like just did the opposite
of them yeah what's wrong with you you go my mom's weird I have no choice yeah you go I mean there's a lot
people see that they see their parents and go oh you know what I'm going to do the opposite of what
they did I see that this is what they're experts say
90% of the problems in your life are because of your parents.
I promise you.
You couldn't afford to go to college you wanted your parents.
You went to school hungry so you couldn't focus your parents.
Those are different.
Yeah, that's pretty different.
It's like your parents didn't want to pay $250K for your liberal arts degree.
Yeah, I'll maybe blame the parents, even though again, there's, you can get student loans.
Starving you, that's, we can place blame directly on the parents.
Starving you.
That is a minimum requirement of parenting is not starving your children.
And I'll tell you what, I bet you a lot of the, you know,
of the people that grew up in a household that was like really poor like that aren't the aren't the
people that are 25% to say their parents are every issue they were those when those people were asked
they're like I ain't do no gay ass quiz I mean me and you have the same useless degree from
wealth you know that make us better no no I didn't even get mine no yeah I never picked mine up
I had like a eight dollar library fine me too that is now a 40,000 library fine I we should call up
the library and see what we're at.
How do we get our degrees?
Like it's cost more than the actual
degree of going. Mine was.
Well, I lived in Toronto and it was to get it.
It was like going to be like $1,500.
Oh, and I didn't have any cash like that.
$1,500.
And you had to fucking drive to Guelph to get it.
And the question is, what's the, like,
what's the Vig been these last fucking 20 years?
Yeah, yeah.
It was a,
screw off.
Yeah.
Well, it's not, it's not, I don't have the inflation,
but they keep slapping fees on.
Oh, yeah.
It's up there.
Late fees.
Yeah.
But so experts say blaming your parents can be useful on the highway to healing.
So it's like they found a lot of these experts that are just like, that's actually what
you're supposed to do is blame your parents.
Blaming your parents can be useful if it motivates you to be better.
If it gives you a pass to just be bad, like if it gives you a pass to be like lazy and
unproductive and all this stuff, then you're like, no, that's actually the opposite.
You're now making your excuse to justify like all your, you know, shortcomings.
I mean, yes, for sure.
I will say that like there isn't anyone in my life that is struggling or whatever.
I can guarantee you if I was giving them the best advice that I'd have to know the situation.
Let's say I was like, you did all the thing and you go the best thing that you go if you took all the scenarios, like all the different, what's it called when they have multiverses?
Like yeah, you have all the different multiverses and they play out all the different ones.
I guarantee you none of the ones that think about how this is your parents' fault lead to the best outcome.
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
And like, if somebody's 40-year-old's like, yeah, my parents really like, you're like,
you're fucking 40.
Shut up.
Yeah, shut up.
Like, this is, this expired when you were like 24.
I have so little tolerance from you.
Like, imagine a 40-year-olds like, I'm fucked up because my mom was emotionally unavailable.
You're like, shut the hell up.
I've had a lot of, a lot of artists will say that, you know, and they kind of whine
about like, oh, my parents didn't want me to do this.
You know, the same as like, no one wanted to be a rapper.
And it was like, well, yeah, they're right.
Like, yeah, same as when I was like, when I was like going to be a comedian.
And my dad was like his opinion was yeah, it's like a hobby.
You're not, it's not going to be actual like your job.
And I was just like, that is that's an average opinion.
My mom is still like, hey, they didn't know that I had this God-given talent.
I was like, consider law?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
So?
Yeah, I mean, again, they prioritize security.
Right?
They were like, no, you know, my mom used to lock me in a cage for weeks.
You need a pension
Yeah
I'm so funny
Because she used to do like the classic
Not like like like spanking with a spoon
Like sometimes hitting you
But like again you're this is like a woman
So it's not that anymore
We're really getting like smashed down by a dude
Yeah
But it was we brought up and she goes
I never did that
I was like yes you did
She goes I don't know
Because she was saying something like
I can't believe that some parents would ever hit
We go excuse me
Yeah
You're like what?
Like it did
And then one time it was me and my three brothers
I mean, your fucking two brothers must have been nightmares.
The fact that she only hit you with a spoon is like, what restraint.
I know.
Three and three maniacs too.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, what restraint your mother has a fucking saint?
All three brothers got kicked out of university residents.
Three for three.
Dude, my brother went to like the fucking, you know, the school for bad kids.
Yeah.
The amount of like suspensions and fucking.
Of course.
Yeah, yeah.
It was maniacs in that household.
And one time we were all talking and we were sitting there and she goes,
sometimes I just wish I had a daughter.
Bad news.
She'd probably also be a nightmare.
I always bring that up to her.
Who I had a daughter?
Sorry, Mom!
That was like the moment you finally like all broke her in unison was just like calmly.
I wish I had a daughter.
What was that?
Nothing.
My mom was like funny so you can bugger about stuff and she sort of fights back about it.
But yeah, whatever.
Yeah, it would, like obviously parents could do some damage, but you go, at some point, you go,
to what end?
And you're an expert and you can't blame the people as much.
The expert that's out here being like, dwell on that.
Yeah, yeah, just never let it go.
Just there's my advice.
Never let it go.
blame all your shortcomings on your parents.
I'll tell you who definitely went to this school of thought,
these experts is Brad Pitt's son.
Brad.
What was Brad Pitt get is like again?
What's Brad to do it?
Yeah, like the back to like where there's smoke,
there was fire kind of deal where you're like,
12 kids.
Like all these kids are just like,
yeah,
we're fucking emancipating ourselves.
We're like changing our names and stuff,
our last name.
Well, they have one of it.
Like, Angelina and Joe Lee was treating kids like Pokemon,
right?
Yeah.
She was just like,
or as if you're,
you're,
you're thinking about,
you're on vacation and you're on like a food court that has every ethnicity.
You're like, ooh, maybe some Oregon.
Oh, I thought you were going to say.
Maybe some Chinese.
I thought you're going to say if you're on vacation, you see like an island stray dog.
You're like, let's take it home.
Let's take it home.
No, she's looking through like menus of cuisines, but she's thinking, but she's talking about
where she wants a kid from.
Right.
Yeah.
She's like, ooh, Nigerian.
That's very exotic.
I'd love one.
Don't mind if I do.
Don't mind if I do.
Yeah, but what was all Brad Pitt?
kids just fucking
bunch of mama boys these kids
yeah but these kids I'll hate them
not fans and he's got like
nine of them and every single
one of them one by one has
changed the name
done a big press statement yeah nothing to do with him
some of the kids I don't know he says
completely not true but
the kid like this is what she says
and the kids are saying that he's beating
him yeah that's what it sounds crazy to think
that Brad Pitt's coming home from fucking
you know maybe fight club
for you go.
Fight club's the one.
Yeah, you might be a little amped up
after a fucking 12-hour shooter fight club.
I want to destroy something beautiful.
Johnny says,
no one can destroy something beautiful.
Yeah,
you might be a little amped up after fight club.
Troy?
Yeah, there's a couple of films.
So that maybe,
even maybe got too into character
and he's coming home,
just freaking havoc.
Method acting.
He's a method.
But it just caught him,
you just caught him on his method acting.
I mean, I don't know,
it's hard to,
I don't know,
Brad Pitt personally. I don't know if you're buddies with them or not.
Don't know him. Never met him.
But yeah, I mean, I guess I have nothing. I guess I'm just speculating completely, but
it just seems crazy to be like such a famous actor like that who's not like known for being
like a drunk mess or anything. Yeah. And he's kind of like known as a pothead guy a little bit.
Pot head guy and you see, I again. Just coming home and like beating his wife. And when you know
this is going to be everything you do is a news story. Yeah. Like when you hear like Charlie Sheen and
these kind of people, you're like, well, that guy's a maniac. He's a mania.
Brad Pitt's like fairly shrewd.
I guess with Brad Pitt though, and this just goes back to like you can just never trust an actor
because the...
But yeah, but you're a rock and hard place because they're both actors.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
But I'm saying we base our perception of him off of his like podcasts and interviews he does.
But again, he might just be acting.
Like that might be like.
Oh, for sure.
You know, we're the marks.
I don't trust either of them as far as I can throw them.
But it does feel like there's something more going on here with the kids all this on a year.
No, there's no question.
no question
maybe he cut them off financially
but she's got money
yeah she's got tons of money so that that wouldn't explain it
I don't know
yeah I don't know who I'm in the moon for some
Somalian tonight food
daughter
daughter
gonna make her transgender
so now on the flip side of that
I want to say and this is
across overseas again
but
the
the the parents
The parents then are probably not as bad as the parents right now,
some of these parents might be screwing the kids up.
So this article, my children have become English patriots,
and I can't pretend I don't feel weird about it.
So this woman's children have been watching soccer.
Well, we saw this play out with Canada, basically.
We saw this exact thing play out in Canada.
Did it? What happened?
The residential schools, the mass graves, everybody's embarrassed to be Canadian.
Oh, you just mean in general?
In general, where, yeah, not identically, but it.
It was just like, you know.
But it's funny, yeah.
It was, you know, the Canadian flag is a point of shame.
Nobody's like.
We have to be so embarrassed.
You're basically like a pro-convoy person if you're doing the flag.
If you just have a flag.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I saw the thing you were talking about, by the way, because people don't, and Danny brought this up,
but I saw, I saw a lot of people talking about it.
You brought it up early.
But they changed Dundas Square to this place called Sancova Square.
And this is for people, it would be the equivalent of like Times Square in New York.
and then they changed it to a Ghana word
and then yeah
Canada has no Ghana population
Ken has no Ghana population and then basically
it came out that like
And then Ghana criminalized homosexuality
And that's the one where they have the politicians
coming out that's I was telling you
It's so funny over there
Why do you eat the poo boo?
I don't know if that guy's guy's guy's guy
Is it a Ghana?
But it's so funny because you'll watch the hearings
And they'll be like
This is the one where the 20 politicians come on
They're like what do you think about
You know having gay marriage here
And they're like,
uh,
what?
Like,
they all have to act like,
like they,
what the,
they're doing what now?
Oh,
there's Uganda.
Not,
not Ghana.
They eat the poohs.
Eat the poohs Uganda.
Yeah.
But then,
yeah,
so they're basically like
the most homophobic,
uh,
country in the world.
We're naming our main square after.
Yeah,
our main square have no ties to Ghana.
They're like some kind of,
kind of like there's a slave.
But you just say you're so self-hating that this is where it gets.
Yeah,
there's where it gets.
And obviously there was probably someone on the
Toronto City Council.
It was like a bitch.
From Ghana.
And they go,
what about this?
And everybody's too scared to say no.
But that sounds like a great idea.
Yeah,
it sounds great.
It costs $8 million to rename it.
Well,
oh,
not only that,
but the street that intersects it
is literally still called Dundas Street.
Sure.
Why not?
Yeah.
Why make sense?
But I think that you want to talk about parents.
I think that these parents,
if the kids that are growing up,
like the kids that are like five now,
when they're 20, I think they have a better case for like,
they're more like the kid that was in a cult.
Like back in the day,
when we're saying your parents screwed you up,
if someone was like, no, I was in a cult,
we would be like, well, that is going to occupy.
Yeah, yeah, like my parents spent my entire adolescence
trying to convince me I was gay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And like I would be punished when I said I didn't think I was gay.
But that used to be probably like, you know,
one in 2,000 kids.
Or way more.
And now we're talking about,
we have like one in eight kids.
Yeah, probably.
Is dealing with some of, you know,
some like real psychopath.
Yeah, yeah, that I agree with.
Those kids.
My mom locked me in a fucking cage during COVID.
Yeah, yeah.
Those kids have real gripes.
Yeah, I think that 15 years from now,
kids are going to have some,
have a bit,
a bit better of a case to be made than Shiloh Pitt.
Shiloh Pitt.
You heard of here for your first,
stop complaining, Shiloh.
You got a fucking...
Well, I think that's your name, right, Shiloh.
Also named Shiloh.
Yeah, also named Shiloh.
She's the one that's popping off the most.
Oh, is she got it?
Yeah, because she's kind of famous, I think.
I said, what a model?
Nothing to do with her parents either.
Do you see that fucking...
Straight talent.
She could have been born.
Shiloh, Jolie now, by the way.
Shiloh, sorry.
Well, no, I knew that.
I was joking.
Oh, Shiloh, Jolie.
Well, no, but...
Oh, no, so Instagram says Shiloh, Jolie, Pitt.
But then when you search Shiloh, it comes up
Shilohie.
Yeah.
So,
abandoned the pit.
So this is your mom.
Okay, sorry.
Oh, I was sorry.
This is a total tangent, but he thinks is my fucking, do you see the
conservative influencer now who just like, full box?
And just puts their feet out there?
Yeah, they just like, it's so funny.
It's some chick and she's in a chair.
I've been seeing her, dude.
Yeah, with her little.
I thought it was AI.
No, her legs just like spread open and she's wearing yoga pants.
Yeah, so there's this chick.
Smart.
Smart.
Yeah.
She's going to be.
She's going to be making cash.
Yeah, she sits there.
She puts her, she puts her feet out because the, you know, the algorithm loves a foot, right?
Yeah, feet out.
She puts her, she puts her feet out.
Full camel toe.
Full camel toe.
And she's just like, these lips are tricked.
Two genders, tops.
Oh, these kids are, these lives are out of control.
These communists.
They're all communists.
And everybody was like, ah.
Boomers.
Uh, yeah.
Got a point.
I mean, it is, it almost seems like, again, like,
it's brilliant.
It is brilliant.
Whoever's behind it's even more brilliant,
because I bet you there's an only fan's agency being like,
listen, we can corner this market.
Yeah, and like the Dems are like almost the party of sex work.
They're like the pro-sex work parties.
So they're just like, how the fuck did we not think of it?
They did.
They have a million fucking only fans influences that are like Trump's bad influencers.
Oh, are they?
I've never seen them.
Fuck, yeah.
Are you kidding me?
Full camel toes?
Come on.
Okay, I haven't seen them.
There's plenty of that.
Maybe this is newsworthy, because.
because it's a conservative.
Yes, there's no shortage of like,
I'm a sex worker and I'm an activist.
Are you crazy?
Yeah.
I just haven't seen that, like,
well, no, this is a different vibe.
I don't know the girl's name to even point out the videos,
but yes, she's got the market covered and she's,
I thought it, I'm kidding, I'm not kidding, I thought it was AI, but.
It's not, yeah, I thought it might be AI too, but it's,
you were right, though, people are slobbering over it.
I was like, I love Israel.
Is she a big Israel person?
She's big all this stuff.
I don't know. I'm trying to find what her name is.
I can't find it.
I'll get it for you, boys.
What kind of stuff did you say speak English in this country?
Here's a video.
Can we please stop addressing Ilhan Omar as a congresswoman?
I mean, she's literally a fraud.
This is a person who came to the USA to corrupt its people and resources.
She went from negative $65,000 net worth to over $30 million and denies it.
She denies it.
And she blames it on an accounting error.
That's not all.
Then there's the winery with no clear location, no wine at all.
How many views this one got?
This is on Twitter?
13 million.
This is 13 million?
She's crushing it probably bankwise.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, fucking 8-5.
You're saying that's a better scam than saying the N-word.
That is.
Both good.
Yeah.
It's, I mean, there is a real first-to-market element of these scams as well.
For sure, that one.
Like, when you're the first one, you get paid the most.
And then, like, because again, there's going to be a hundred of those very soon.
This is going to be non-stop copycats.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Savannah.
What's her?
Savannah Cannon.
Nice.
Sav Cannon talks, TikTok, Instagram, creator.
Yeah, Savannah Cannon, good name.
She sounds like she has like an Eastern European accent, though.
And just the fact Savannah Cannon seems like a made-up name.
So that's probably not her real name.
Savannah Cannon.
Yeah, says she's American.
All right.
All right.
Savannah Cannon.
This is what our mom says.
This, you know, she goes, I've seen people put the British flag up before, but this was different.
It was supporting England on a global stage.
Every pub we drove past on our way to a sleepover had St. George's flags up.
This is summer of love for England, but it was rubbing off on my children,
and they were being spurted out of a propaganda machine,
as opposed to the propaganda that I've been giving them,
which is actually not propaganda.
I thought we're all bad on stolen land.
Hey, Mom, do you want to watch soccer with us?
You go, no, I'm studying you watching soccer and writing about it.
She's just sitting in the corner.
Yay, they scored.
Who did?
What team?
England.
I can't pretend this sudden outpouring of love for our country is also glossing over
uncomfortable truths about real state of the UK.
It's also provoking some uncomfortable behaviors.
Couldn't help but wincing when my children insulted Norway and started calling them idiots.
Actually, they're better than us.
We are the idiots.
Yep.
More of the dummies.
Oh, I hope Norway loses.
They're idiots.
Hey!
We are the idiots.
It is us.
Oh, are you enjoying your sports ball?
Yeah.
That's that type of mom.
It's a sports ball mom.
And when they've scored their first goal,
my children may as well have been singing rural Britannia
or a land of hope and glory with their hands and their hearts for their love for the country.
This hurts her right in the fucking.
Yeah, he doesn't like it.
She's not a happy camera.
Well, she has, the problem is she has a lot of mixed feelings here.
Because, like, she probably, there's an element where she wants to support this, but then it's like, well, but with the flag.
With the flag.
So a way we can support this without supporting the flag.
Just because, like, you know.
There's some black guys on the team.
She likes that.
She loves that.
I love that for them.
Mostly black guys.
And then, but she just doesn't like that.
Some people were anti, or I guess some, like, racists, quote, quote, were weaponizing the flag recently.
so now she's kind of stuck.
Yeah, and she's just watching her kids
just doesn't know what to do, man.
Stuck in a rock in a hard place.
Turn that off.
She can't let them just watch soccer
and then just go back to a regularly schedule propaganda?
It has an end date.
Well, she's going to have to give them both.
Like, I'll let you have one British flag,
but you also have to take a gay flag.
I'm going to see just the British flag.
We're going to have a real, real problem.
You can be grounded.
You can only watch the black players.
How does that work?
Blurs them out like a Japanese dick.
Yeah, she's like her hands on the screen,
just moving around,
It's like, you can only watch the black players.
Yes, we can watch women's soccer.
We don't want to watch the women's one.
Well, I felt happy they were feeling joyous about their team.
I don't know how I can put an England flag in the window
or wave England flags out of a car on the way to school as I'm being begged to do.
It's such a funny, just place that your family's in where you're begging your mom for your favorite sports teams flag.
It's not your country.
It's not of your favorite sports teams.
But it's both.
Yeah.
But you're like, can we just put our country's mini flag on the window?
What don't you get about the fact that we are colonizers?
Yeah, you're like, no, we should be ashamed of this flag.
We can burn it.
Yeah, we can burn it and burn it.
We want to burn it.
If you want to burn them.
Yeah.
We're going to fly them proudly.
No.
How about no, Scott?
No.
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Continue things.
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