The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Dude caught making AI Nudes of Wife's Friends! & Betting on the Special Olympics w/ Che Durena

Episode Date: June 23, 2023

The Boys welcome Che Durena to the cast to discuss Hugh Hefner's son joining Onlyfans to support his Pokemon card addiction, the Special Olympics allowing offshore betting, sleep streaming becoming a thing, and a man creates AI p*rn of his wife's friends. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Babbel - Right now, get up to 55% off your subscription when you go to Babbel.com/boyscast Butcherbox - Sign up today at butcherbox.com/BOYSCAST and use code BOYSCAST to get flank steak for free in every box for 3 months plus $20 off your first order.​ Fitbod.me - Get 20% off your subscription at Fitbod.me/BOYSCAST AG1 - If you want to take ownership of your health, try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs with your first purchase Go to drinkAG1.com/BOYSCAST SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You can now officially bet on the Special Olympics, and although I don't find anything funny about that, Danny demanded that I give him the floor for what you referred to as a verbal thrashing, so I guess have at him. I didn't do that, I didn't say that at all. Oh, you're getting cold feet now, because before the podcast you said, and I quote, those sillies are about to feel the wrath of Danny Polachuk, so, which felt in poor taste to me. Silly? I didn't, you're lying, I didn't say any of that. I'm lying, eh? Yeah!

My plan was to do something about Men's Mental Health Month, and then I get this email from you late last night saying, give me the intro this week. I need it. I've been waiting for my moment to go off on these pieces of shit. They just stepped into Danny's kitchen and they're about to get cooked. Yeah, I'm twisted like that. Devil emoji, devil emoji. I don't use devil emojis.

I wouldn't say I'm twisted like that. That wasn't me. It was a little messed up that you wrote, if it was up to me, they would be in cages apparently. Everyone involved in that organization is the scum of the earth, especially the athletes. Scum of the earth? These cocksuckers have had it too good for too long.

Yeah, they think they have an embargo on jokes. Well, maybe it's time that they met the dark king of comedy, me, Danny Polishop. Look, I would never refer to myself in the third person nor call myself the dark king of comedy. That wasn't me. Me personally, I think that if people can bet on it, that might draw attention to the sport, which is probably a good thing.

Well, that's not what you said in your email. What you said in your email was, yeah, that's right. I said it. What are you, triggered? You must be the R word yourself if you think I'm not going to take them down two pegs. And I'm not talking about the 200 meter champion's legs.

I'm not asking you if you're triggered. That's not something I say. That's exactly what you said. From Danny Polichuk. I know your email. They want you asking you of your trigger. That's not something I say. I know what you said. From Danny Polishuk, I know your email. They want you to bet on your league? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. The only thing these goofballs can bet on is getting verbally annihilated for me,

Danny Polishuk. Then you put a picture of yourself in the email. If I wanted to bet on our words, I would bet on women's basketball. Okay, that last part is actually not a funny part. I'm not going to read anymore. That was enough for me. There isn't any more to read. Okay, well, how'd you know there was no more if you didn't write it? Start the show. Start it! Start the show!

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The dudes! The Boys Cast is here with Che Durena in the building. How's it going, guys? Fresh off the rips. Fresh off the rippy. They were great rippers, man. I didn't get a lap dance, though. I was like. That's because the girls were there.

That's why it wasn't appealing to me. It was like going to the bunch of girls that are so positive about that, talking about what the strippers are artists. You know how hard it is to pole dance? They have to go to school for that. That actually is the crowd. When you go to the rips with a bunch of girls, they're just like just like honestly you're doing such good work and she's like honestly let's pull together we need to give her more money you just you're not just like throwing it at her and be like yeah

pick it up off the ground yeah they'll literally i don't need to do anything but i just don't do this it's very positive and for me that's more of like 3 a.m it's like grimy yeah yeah for them it's like they're just like how do you do it you're so they like fangirl over them like they're talking to them like they're firefighters or something yeah you guys are heroes blah blah literally heroes i'm fucking nine nine white claws deep i don't need to get into that into heroics right now i'm not here to motivate that's not that's not what's going on it is very motivational no they'll be so the moves you'll be like oh man she's so unsh shape to do that.

And you're just like, I knew I shouldn't have came with these people. You're ruining it. Get a different table. We're trying to get hard over here. Yeah, all this positivity is killing my bone. We're trying to have nine guys. I'm trying to have nine boys with nine boners. Yeah.

We need negativity just fueling it. Yeah, we need to be Talking dirt About all these girls They're scum We're doing great Pointing at their C-section scars I just want to be like There she is

Yeah Yeah just staring Lick your lips a bit Nice and wet Like There you go You want a lap dance Maybe I do

Maybe I don't I don't know What's it to you Five bucks as I do You want to play it A little cool You know what I mean Like yeah I don't. I don't know. What's it to you? Five bucks says I do, yeah. You want to play it a little cool, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, I guess we can take it down. A dance for the dancers going around.

Where the girls are like, we would love a dance for, we would honor us with that. They simp for the strippers? They do simp. You hit the nail on the head. They simp a little too hard with that crowd. A little too much of that.

You ever see that Jay Morant stripper picture? He's all about it. Oh, I love that one where it's like, there's a chick dancing on him. He's in like a private room and you can't see the floor because it's money everywhere. It's covered in ones. Yeah, I love that picture.

He's the guy that basically, it's like all his boys are basically just like, we're going to keep doing the exact same thing we were doing before, but we have way more money now. Oh, yeah, absolutely. That's the thing why people literally cover the floors with ones. NBA's been like, yo, how can he do this?

It's like, he's been doing this. This is who he's been the whole time. Yeah, the gun stuff is you're like. Well, the gun, yeah, that's exactly. He was like, I mean, I don't know. And he keeps being like, so what? I like girls. They're like, the girls weren't the issue.

Yeah, that's fine. They're like, that's literally fine. Nobody has a problem with that. Stop shooting stop doing instagram lives with guns that is crazy though if you have the gun on you and your friends got the live and just like show it yeah for what reason the last thing he just posted some video where he posted some video like uh and he was uh the gun was a lighter i guess like one of the guns the last gun where he was like in the video they get in trouble for and then he's like lighting a candle with it. He's like, ah!

Well, but he got suspended for 25 games. Oh, really? To start next season. Yeah, they just suspended him. Oh, he's been getting hit hard. They're not happy about it. Oh, that's lame, dude. He's a dad, too. He's a dad? Oh, I guess that makes sense. No, I think, well, it's like one of those things where if you're, it is what it is, if you're going to be like, hey, here's like,

you're the face of the league or whatever. And then you just like shooting guns and stuff like that. Like a fucking cowboy. But I guess it depends if the gun's legal. That's the thing it is. Well, it wasn't even a gun. It was a lighter is what he's trying to say. But he's like in Tennessee and he's in Memphis.

He's in Tennessee. It's like, it seems like what he's doing is not illegal. The league is just like, we don't. They don't like it. It's just against our code of conduct. Yeah. NBA law. Yeah like we don't. They don't like it. It's just against our code of conduct. Yeah, NBA law. Yeah, exactly. They're just like we're a business.

But they just had fucking Paul Pierce on. Dude, Paul Pierce? That was. He's not in the league anymore. Yeah. That is one of the fucking. Have you seen that? Don't have it.

So Paul Pierce, former Boston Celtics NBA championship, was on with Kevin Garnett. Kevin Garnett has like basically doing like a live stream where he just watches the nba finals yeah and then paul pierce is like loaded like totally loaded and he's just like yeah say hello she's like say hi to this girl is with me he's like you know he's like you can just rent them for the day whatever he goes he goes uh should i call over some more work should we get some more work up in this piece he calls him work yeah he calls him work and like literally kg's like oh dude he's dude, this is not the time for this, I guess. It's supposed to be this kind of behind-the-scenes thing, but he's also like, this is a lot. He's like, we're popping.

And Kevin's like, we're not popping. He's like, we're popping, man. And he goes, show me the live stream. Show me. And they're like, he's like, this is the live stream. He's like, no, with the comments and everything. And he shows him the phone. He goes, oh, we're live right now.

He didn't even realize that the shit he was doing was live. I mean, he literally got fired. He was on the ESPN, like one of the pregame shows or whatever, on ESPN, and then he did an Instagram live that a thousand people were watching

where he just had like 12 prostitutes there. And he was just like, just getting smashed and just whatever. He doesn't give I mean he made you're sort of in that life a bit I remember in the band days used to be like a bunch of girls come over

and you're just like film this and put that out and then I remember a few years later being like probably take all these down what are you doing but it is

yeah I can definitely get it because you're just like he's just a retired basketball player he just loves Frosty yeah retired is probably a little old to be fucking getting the Frosties out there Well I mean he's like he's retired but he's also like 43 probably

He's not like an old man And you're a multi-millionaire and it's like When do you get to hang out? When do you like win? I get you're sort of I think a lot of it too Is that you're sort of like yo I'm still Fucking the man you know what I mean I didn't go corporate

And then corporate's like Yeah you're fired from corporate Like, yo, I'm still fucking the man. You know what I mean? I didn't go corporate. And then corporate's like, yeah, you're fired from corporate. That's correct. You're not on corporate anymore. You are no longer corporate. That is correct. You are no longer corporate. But that is the thing where it is like, oh, I thought the prostitutes were a good thing,

which is it. Yeah, exactly. I'm supporting sex work. Especially for ESPN, where they're owned by Disney. They probably love prostitutes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Farting. I'm supporting sex work. Especially for ESPN, where they're owned by Disney. They probably love prostitutes. Yeah, oh yeah. Farting in a jar is real work. Hey man, those fart girls are making a lot more than a lot of us. Oh yeah, definitely.

Especially when they're making their salary and then all of Danny's salary. Dude, you big fart in the jar connoisseur? Yeah, I love a good jar fart. Yeah, dude. Good, good, good. Do you know what I was loving?, I love a good jar fart. Yeah, dude, good, good, good. Do you know what I was loving? You know how a lot of people will put on the internet, like, hey, I have all these medical bills.

Can you subscribe to my OnlyFans? Yeah. It was just the funny idea of a hospital in 10 years where you just go in, the girl's like, listen, I can't afford it. And they're like, we have a plan for that. Bring out the photographer. They just work it right in. That's like the health care in 10 years. They they go you know what would you want to pay you want do you want to do uh you want to do uh visa amex we take obviously we can start your

only fans right here right now probably would have been better before we cut the tits off but so like a photo booth like at a wedding yeah you know like have the wedding photo booth where you can just go get some photos can you uh pop that uh ass a little bit more hey listen this is an expensive procedure you're gonna have to put some put some effort into this yeah they just come in they got the mask on they hold the jar up to your ass like yeah yeah yeah that's the deluxe package they just like tie it. There you go. That'll probably cover it. Get a few more of these out. The guy at the hospital.

That's the nurse's job. Yeah. Just going... Yeah, yeah. Going from the old person, sponge-bathing an old person, then getting a fart in a jar from the young person.

They give you the pills. Like, this is a diuretic. It'll make you fart more. Yeah, man. I'm telling you. In 20 years from now, you could easily see a scenario where like

places have the payment like yeah or you could do that or we could take like a nude photo of you and that'll cover it yeah and then they put that

on their like they have like their only fan the hospital only that's so great they're like like it doesn't matter if you have a small following

we have a big following yeah we have a following and we'll generate off of this yeah we know how to monetize it. And then there'll be some success story. One doctor could just do that. You know what I mean?

Like fucking Dr. Skin. There'll be some girl who was like, oh, she was like, I was about to die. I had leukemia. Then I did OnlyFans at the hospital. I recovered, and now I'm super famous on OnlyFans. She had a whole arc of almost dead to famous porn star. I think that is the future.

The future is that no girls don't show their tits for money. Yeah, yeah. Dude. Well, okay. The first one was this woman asked for advice

after discovering her husband used AI to make intimate photos of her friends. And it was because there was one of these, there's a lot of these like popping up

sort of over the last little bit where, yeah, it was like the Amarath, wasn't it? Yeah guy got got um uh he people found he was like on twitch and then he opened up a new tab but he was like a cock so he had to basically do the apology to it right you couldn't just be like yeah yeah yeah yeah spanking it exactly he i think a lot of his followers bailed where they should have been like yo sick and that was one where his girlfriend was with him and he was i think his girlfriend was with him and during the stream right yeah yeah he was

there crying yeah i made a sketch about that yeah no but yeah exactly yeah that's the guy no but there's dudes i was doing i might do a sketch with jeremiah basically like a fap alert like it's basically like these lasers that go around your house like if anyone's a bit like if your chick's like about to like walk past the laser it gives it gives you an alert on your phone being like, stop fapping immediately. You're like, oh. Yeah, and then you stop and the girl locks it. Put your dick away and you're like, oh. And as soon as she passes one of the lasers on the threshold,

it deletes your history too. It's actually a pretty good idea. It's probably a good product. It's actually a good product if you have a laser there. So basically you put it between, you go in the other room and then she's in the bedroom or vice versa. And then you have a laser that when basically you put it between you go in the other room and then she's in like the bedroom or whatever or vice versa and then you have a laser that when they

cross a threshold it just says like you know there's an intruder. Yeah exactly. A lot of people are going to be commenting. And then you have nine seconds to put it away. A lot of people are going to be like commenting like where do I buy this? It's not the worst of it. Well the problem is so this is the obvious problem is that the girl's like hey why are you

putting fab on their tongue? You see what crime's this is the obvious problem is that the girl's like, Hey, why are you putting fabular? No, you see what crime's like? No, you have to make it like a crime thing. No, no. What you have to do.

And this is where it's again, cause even if you were like, my next thought was like, what if it was like a picture frame? And it was like, you put the picture there and then, but then the girl's like, well,

it's a fabular picture. We all know. She's seen the fabular ads. She knows it's fabular. Like, why is there a lens on the picture? Well, well, it's a Fappler picture. We all know. She's seen the Fappler ads. She knows it's Fappler. Why is there a lens on this picture for you? Yeah, you have people over and people see your Fappler picture. Then I was thinking maybe every picture has to be different. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It would have to be the frame. No, this is what it actually has to be is a plug. Yeah. So it basically has to be... What if it's a teddy bear and the eyes are the lasers? So every time you're just buying your girlfriend more teddy bears that she thinks? Oh, I know what it is.

It's an air freshener. Yeah, like a Glade plug-in? Yeah. But then the girl gets rid of your Glade plug-in and puts her one in. You think you were good? Yeah, you're like, ah, god damn it. She's like, I don't like this smell. No, you just get busted and you're like, fabular didn't work she goes oh you mean this

so that's yeah it's got to be a private because if it gets too publicly big then the girls will know that this is the problem with the fabular it has to how do you keep it a secret yeah it's like drug dealers always finding new ways to hide their drugs from the cops it's like oh the coke can that screws off. We know about that. False bottom. Exactly. So we've got to keep it. I know.

So I think it's something you leave around the house. It almost has to just, yeah, there's something that you can put on a wall, but like a screw or something. Maybe it's the screw that screws in the pitcher. Maybe that's what the Pavlert is. There's something. There's something talking on this. It's also funny being like lasers everywhere in the house.

The laser's going talking about this. It's also funny being like lasers everywhere in the house. The girls walk in. It's like the laser's going into the wall. Good old fashioned just trip wire. Oh, yeah. You just hear the like thunk. It's not a long term sustainable. Yeah, you could do those. Who put this trip wire everywhere?

I have no idea. The pit with spikes. Yeah, you could all do those kind of things. I saw a video. Pit with spikes. I saw a video a little while ago where it was like the dude's jerking off and someone comes to open the door and there's like a Roomba that shoots spikes at the person.

So it like shoots them in the leg and like, oh, and then you have time to like cover up your dick before they walk in the room. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's a nice feat of engineering. Maybe it goes on the floor and then they like step on the floor and the floor is the thing that's censored. Yeah, like Indiana Jones trap. That might be what it is yeah there's some

sort of a sensor where you get your floor rigged up but you have to actually come and have someone stall your flap alert yeah he's tearing in your face and then you see the the faff alert van on the outside of your house oh i wonder what's going on over there i would respect that if i walked by and i got his faff man, I'd wink at him. Yeah, like, hey, doing God's work. Holy. But this woman, basically, it's like, the funny part is, it's sort of, the question is, would you do it?

Yeah. But basically, she's like, they went to marriage counseling. Yeah, this guy's an idiot, by the way. Yeah, they went to, He self-snitched. Yeah, he self-snitched. They were like, yeah, tell us all the bad things you've done. And they're insane. And I'd be like, I don't know, maybe didn't buy you enough flowers.

Yeah. Not like, hey, I made AI replicas of all your friends and jack off to them. Like, oh my God. She's like, what? Like, the therapist is like, what? It's not like that stuff. Also her. Yeah, also the therapist. Yeah. No? It's not like that stuff. Also her. Yeah.

Also the therapist. Yeah. No, it's the oldest thing in the book. It's any time they tell you to tell the truth about everything. It's like, you give them something. Yeah. Exactly. It's like the cops.

If you're talking to the cops, it's like, and they say they want something, or you have to give them a little bit. You think they're just going to turn against you. You need a lawyer to come in there to fucking negate what you can and cannot say. And you know this guy's such an idiot where he's like, that's so crazy. He's like, what? What? What?

What do you mean? I thought this was a safe space. Yeah, totally. I thought this was supposed to bring us closer together. He's believing the bullshit. Yeah. He's like, no, you can't jerk off to all of your wife's friends. I mean, you can, but in your mind.

Yeah. In your mind, like they've like they've always well that is the cardinal question though if you have a fap alert set up this because what this guy did was this guy basically took every one of her friends and he's been putting them in like sex scenes and fap happened to it yeah he said he got like didn't he say he got them from like uh friends in bathing suit pictures all sorts of shit yeah this guy's an artist yeah yeah he really like, didn't he say he got them from like friends in bathing suit pictures, all sorts of shit. Yeah. This guy's an artist.

Yeah. Yeah. He really went out. Like if he was working on his marriage this hard, he wouldn't have had this conversation This is a classic thing where it's like working on anything this hard. It's like this guy could have been a professional graphic designer, right? He's basically, he's doing like real time animation. Yeah.

It's crazy though that you think that this could potentially go over well no i know well he's then she goes he's been going through a rough patch lately and they knew what they wanted to have tough conversations yeah i want to know what her things were yeah you know like what were her bad things she did like probably nowhere fucking near that no she's like you know that time when i said i was going to hang out with my friends i actually just went and watched a movie by myself exactly i just wanted to get away and he's like i've jerked off to everyone you've ever met because i coded a program automatically every one of your new friends on facebook when you make a new friend then it crawls all their photos and then makes

ai so we've both been doing some stuff we've we're both guilty here i guess is what we're saying you know what i was sort of thinking is that the, do it like the, I don't know the legality about it and a lot of this, our goal was like, what if there's the actual legality?

Yeah. But if it is legal, like putting someone's face on like another thing and putting them in situations and jacking off to it, it's the like adult, I'm not touching you.

You're like, yeah, I didn't actually go get your nudes. I made nudes from scratch i haven't jacked off to you specifically yeah i mean was that really it was a composite of other people yeah exactly no i wouldn't use your face your face inspired me to do an ai generated face i wonder if like this would catch on so much my jack was inspired by you that's illegal it's like basically when they go into the songwriting they have like songwriting yeah and there could be like a sliding scale of what you're allowed to do so it's like

maybe you can't do the ar ai porn but you could like pay a painter to paint a naked picture that's what they're doing they have to basically put rules to this stuff i mean you can for sure paint to allow a painter to do it no but is it is it gonna be like an equivalent of like if you get caught with child porn that's like you got caught with like the AI fucking nudes of some person that you

generated I mean that's too close to a thought I feel like that's so close to like I mean if you're distributing it for money you can't have child

porn do close to thought police no no yes we can't jerk off to kids no but saying oh you snowplains

no I mean I have nine hard drives. Oh, the CP police have showed up. All right. No, but you can't have AIs of whatever, your girlfriend's friends or wife's friends or whatever. You're like, I agree. That's not police. Obviously, you can think about them.

You have to be that guy, though. You can't sell them, though. You have to be that guy, though, arguing in that courtroom for freedom principles. You're like, we should be able to make IAPORN of anyone. But the guy where they're like, you can't jerk off to your friends, and you go, liberty. What does that work for? You have to do it in the full life.

You're like, your honor, I'm currently thinking about having sex with you right now. Is that against the law? Yeah, is that against the law? Should it be? Do you think that the country we live in? You have to do the long Matthew McConaughey speech

when you're pacing around. America. One word, but what does that one word mean without our liberty? They take away your speech. They go, okay, but you're talking

about jacking off to everyone. He goes, they want to take away your dick. That's what they want to take away. They want to take away your gun. And they want to take away your dick. That's what they want to take away. They want to take away your gun. And they want to take away your dick. He goes, first they start with the gun.

Yeah. First they tell you what you do with your dick, and then they cut it right off, as you've seen. Of all our dicks in cages, you'll only be able to get a key from one person. You'll never be able to come freely again. It's a slippery slope, people. This is a gentleman maiden's tale. Is that the world you want to live in, where your dick's in a cage and the government's in your brain? That's what you guys want.

I'm mortified. Sure. Did I jack off to my friends? Yes, I did. That's my right as an American. Just an old lady in the jury. It's like, Your Honor, I called for a recess. I want to go jack off to my friends yes i did that's my right as an american yeah just old lady in the jury like uh it's like your honor i call for a recess i want to go jack off to all the jurors right now did i jack off to the jurors that's well within my rights i'm an american i think this is the kind of guy that like ruins it for everyone else like if someone was like

okay because he's rotting himself well he's ratting himself but he's also doing it to an extent that's insane like all your friends that's like come on man yeah what pick one or two and fucking call it a day or be like a celebrity like i've there's some celebrities that i like did this and you go okay they're like yeah you have to do like a bad uh a bad like uh like uh ms paint like at it where you take the face put it on another one and yeah just do like a stick figure with tits. Stick figure. Just big fat tits on her. You see, it made her tits bigger than real life.

I mean, it's not even really her, to be honest. So Hugh Hefner's son basically started OnlyFans, and the whole thing is like super funny, because the headline's Playboy here, Marston Hefner, sort of a crappy name, Marston Hefner. He defies wife with OnlyFans so he's got this wife and he's a big Pokemon guy

right that's his whole thing Hugh Hefner is fucking rolling in his grave holy shit between this and just like

trans women on the cover of Playboy you're just like literally that's all I was thinking it's like imagine being Hugh Hefner

and his son is doing like OnlyFans for gay dudes where he's like shoving stuff in his ass and stuff like this to buy Pokemon cards he's like imagine me Hugh Hefner and his son is doing like OnlyFans for gay dudes where he's like shoving stuff in his ass yeah to buy Pokemon cards he's like didn't I leave you enough money didn't I yeah that's the part I don't get does he just not have cash he needs to put stuff in his ass for his Pokemon cards he says he's joined OnlyFans and he's hoping to use the income to splurge on Pokemon cards a 33 year-year-old who's one of his four children made the revelation in an exclusive interview

saying it's a long-term avenue for further financial security. So he's saying this is going to be his long-term deal. He must have a trust or something. Okay, but if this guy was going to be like, I'm going to get jacked and do porn with some chick or whatever, and you're Hugh Hefner's son, everyone would kind of be like, yeah, that's up the alley. But if you're like,

hey, I'm some like, you know, out of shape nerd trying to like do gay shit for Pokemon cards. It was just like, not even the move. It also sounds like so desperate.

It's like, dude, is everything okay at home? Like you need these Pokemon cards so bad. Except his wife's not crazy about it. Yeah. But he's like, his mom is cool with it.

Oh yeah. That's the one thing. My mom was in Playboy, so she's cool with it. She gets it. Yeah. he's like his mom is cool with it oh yeah that's the one thing he was my mom was in playboy so she's cool with it she gets it yeah she was like fine but it just doesn't make sense yeah there is some there must be something more to it he says he's super bi or something i don't know he's like kind of like well yeah he was saying in the thing because they're basically like you know he goes i'm a very you know actually open person like i would be down to have a um an open relationship with you know if my wife wanted to bring another man in i would like he's sort of pushing it being like you know that saying yeah that's something i'd be open to if she needed the guy to come in i would

have to do that that's a crazy turn of events so that she's like i really just want to have sex with my husband he's like you know if you want to get pounded by two guys you want to get spit roasted uh and i'll watch while I'm wearing a Pikachu helmet. That's what we're going to do. I don't know. But I'm doing that for you. That's what you need to get off. Then I'll put on that giant Pikachu mask.

He's doing spells in the corner. He's wearing a Pikachu helmet while his wife's getting railed by another guy. He's literally doing butt plug videos. Oh, is it confirmed? Butt plug videos? Yeah, he said that. He said. Dude, he needs to like, I don't know.

I feel like maybe his wife cut him off. She's the one who actually brings in all the money. He's a heifer. There has to be some money there. I don't know. This is the thing I don't get. Yeah, it's like, how are you that strapped for cash and he goes i don't think he is strapped for cash for normal stuff though i think it's just i don't know this seems like he's like a personal dispute between

him and the wife that's made it out into like the public somehow where he's trying to just piss her off because you're like it has to be like unless you're just buying those expensive pokemon cards every time for a million bucks like most of them are under $10,000. You're like, I don't know. You can probably afford these. Well, he does not share content that shows him having sex. He says he would support his wife if she wanted to join OnlyFans or if she wanted to do an open relationship.

We could definitely talk about that. If she wanted anything sexual, that's a conversation that no matter what, I'm always willing to have. He's sort of saying, listen, the Matrix has got you programmed, baby girl. You have desires inside of you, and you need to do them while I'm in the closet. This is the opposite of what

Andrew Tate and all these red pill guys are pitching. It's like, this guy's trying to get his wife fucked every which way. He's like, yo, anyone can drill you. I'll put shit in my ass, whatever you want. And she's like, I just want to have sex with you and have a nice monogamous relationship. I wanted the Hefner

money. That's what I wanted. You inherited all this money and this Pokemon thing was a little nerdy. I thought when you started to get into sex, I was like, at least it's not Pokemon. Little did I know they were going to combine for the worst of Pokemon. How do you marry a prude when you're one of Hugh Hefner's kids?

Uh, true. Like, how do you not have, like, eight girlfriends? Maybe he just grew up with the mom,

like, and lived sort of in, I mean, I can see being Hugh Hefner's, I could easily see going the opposite way at some point if your dad's just like,

here's my 85 girlfriends and every time you go over his dad's coming in with like nine girls wearing a robe. Candy bowl full of Viagra. Yeah, I can see you being like, going the complete opposite way of that.

Yeah, it's like your dad being like, hey, you want to smoke cigarettes? You got to smoke all these cigarettes. He did that for pussy. Right. Yeah. But he went the opposite way where it's like his dad's like, I have all these girls. He's like, yeah, well, how this my girl's going to have all these men. Yeah, I'm not going to put shit up on my ass.

He's sort of sticking it to his dad by going the opposite way. So maybe, yeah, it's just a rebellion thing. Is he autistic or something? That's the funniest rebellion. Yeah, I'm going to be into Pokemon and butt plugs. How about that, dad? You love pussy? Yeah.

No, this sounds like a little autistic. Like a little on the spectrum. Like a 33-year-old man that's doing OnlyFans for Pokemon cards. I think that, yeah. When he's rich, obviously has money. Because you have to die, too. So the inheritance got divvied out. And I think they sold the house.

I don't know if they even... Oh, the mansion. I don't know if they own it. I was watching the US Open yesterday, actually. It was at an LA country club. Yeah. In, obviously, LA. And the mansion's actually on the 14th hole.

Oh, shit. So they were showing it as the guys were playing. And it was under this crazy construction on the 14th hole oh so they were like showing it as you guys were playing they were like and it was under this crazy construction but i don't know if they owned it anymore i don't know if someone bought it yeah either way it would be worth a fortune yeah for sure for sure the grotto and everything yeah but they like um they're also the only thing i could think of the other way around is it was sort of uh potentially going downhill and maybe there was some debts and stuff like that. Unless it would be funny if Hugh Hefner did a reverse mortgage on that thing. Well, when they started putting the fact on the trans people.

Hugh Hefner did a reverse mortgage on the Playboy Mansion. He goes, there's nothing left. Hugh Hefner reverse mortgaged everything he owned. Left his kid a pack of Pokemon cards. Like, hey, sucks to suck, kid. If you really want to make money, you got to put them giblets up.

I show you the blueprint. Yeah. And he's like, all right, he's just doing it a different way. And the last one in this world of weird stuff was basically, so there's these like sort of artsy dudes that would basically kind of staying like,

I'm going to do this performance piece where I put like a stream up of me sleeping. It's kind of thing. But basically what happened is within like half hour it became like gay dudes faffing. As anything you put on the internet. Would you ever do that to any dude? Would I stream

myself just sleeping? So basically would gay dudes watch it? It's pretty crazy. This is what it would be. It would be all dark and then you'd just be like... That's what they're watching for. They want any action. Like apparently in the gay, it's like a bunch of bears just sitting there watching it. And the big, I guess the big thing is like you might catch an erection. Yeah.

And they're like, oh, that's the hot shit. And it's naughty. Yeah. What? But gays are like some of those depraved. Couldn't they do more stuff than they need to go on YouTube and watch this? I don't get it either. This guy's cooking.

He has like 20,000 people watching these streams of just him sleeping. That's insane, man. But then we were talking about it the other way around. If a girl was doing a stream. Oh, yeah.

They do cook quite a bit. Okay. But if your girl was doing a stream sleeping, you could see being like, ooh, a boob might slip out. Where's the loose top? One of those tank tops?

Oh, man. That would be like a Patreon-only episode. So you could get it, right? Like a nightie or something? Yeah, dude. I'm not saying I would do it, Where's the loose top One of those tank tops Oh man That would be like A Patreon only episode She wears the tank top So you could get it Right Like a nightie or something Yeah dude

I'm not saying I would do it But like I can get The appeal to that Oh yeah People's horniness Knows no bounds man Some girl I was talking to Recently

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you know what's kind of making me laugh is that like you know because even like we're talking about the hugh hefner like the the all have you ever watched like the white polyamory guy channels it's all a dude being like the whole thing is it's basically like the girls in charge of the operation and she has these three like dorks you know what i mean and their life is like yeah no we all just share and i'm a happy camper it's like oh we're adding a new guy and like that's that's great right and then there's like black ones started to pop up and I got one right here. No way. Let's see the goods.

The black ones are all just like dudes being like, yeah, I got six fucking hoes. It's like the black polyamory is all like a guy that has nine girls living there, these smashes. And the white polyamory is all fucking dudes. I think I saw one where it was not only he had like three or four girlfriends,

but they also paid for everything. They paid him. Yeah, I think we covered that actually. I was like, yo, this guy's a legend. This guy sort of is a legend. So I'm going to play this. And we're all dating the same man. We've been together six years.

He slid in my DM on Facebook. She slid in my room, haven she slid in my room after that yeah complete opposite of the white one I'm telling them out to everything that I wanted whether she could cook your claim but she can have sex or she can cook clean have sex but she didn't know how to beat her financially fine and we tried it we liked it we started doing more research and it's just kind of working there. We really don't have jealousy and insecurity issues. Yo, we used to feed them at like a long table, like it's night time.

Can you imagine any white guy being like, dude, he'd get flamed for sure. It was like real hard on me, but just meeting them and them meeting my son like- Bad Barbie. Just a son? Yeah. It's going to be hard to be in a poly relationship if you do have a lot of insecurities and if you're a jealous person so you won't be able to do it because it'll break you mentally holly is great when it comes to household chores one person might be cleaning the kitchen one

person might be cooking one person might be doing the kids hair or having the kids with homework you you just get a lot of help he basically has like employees is, it's such a different world. It started as like this sex positive girl. Now I have four girls. Yeah, one works. One does the laundry and one cooks for me. It's like, it's actually the greatest setup ever. It's pretty funny to go to girls that are all like about this stuff and be like, yeah, this is what you're talking about. This is like what the Quran men when it was like half four wives.

Yeah. This is like what the Quran meant when it was like half four wives. Yeah. This is like exactly. It's come full circle. Like fucking progressive positivity and like the Quran. Yeah. It's gone back to where it was meant to be. Yeah. It went from a girl being like, yeah, that's right. I have two guys to a girl being like, oh, yeah.

And then sometimes I like cook for him for real too. And then honestly, like, like yo sometimes i'm not even good at sex he tells me so then i just have to do the dishes yeah because he was like i could find a chick who was like good at cooking and sex but wasn't good financially so he's sitting with this girl being basically like you're missing something and this is why i need to do this i'm complete i've got all the TV show it looked like a shot is that like a show i think it is yeah i love that dude that's pretty good being like the guy that's in like mid-sex and she's not she's giving you head and you're like nah you're on cooking duty yeah it's like the fucking the tag team wwe yeah tag them out oh my god but that is and the crazy part

is i get the idea of being like oh yeah i'm rich and I have all these chicks. This guy's not even rich. No, they're paying their way. It's a girl as a kid. I don't know why you'd want to bring the kid into the mix. Yeah, that's a lot. What's the dad from that, like the last dad? He's like, yeah, I don't love this. Yeah, I guess the kid just has like eight moms.

That's so good. That guy's like literally like men going their own way like fighting for custody like hell he's like my kid is living in a poly house right now for sure and then that

new dad's coming up like what's up old dad how you doing Tommy unless he loves it he's like yo how can you get me

on this shit he's like yo I don't think so you'd hate you wouldn't you'd come in with like you'd have to come in

the guy's on he's got the three girls on his lap your son's there and he's just like oh man like this is not how you're supposed to live jeremy this is not how you're supposed to live yeah i'm definitely it would be good you picture that guy nerdier but yeah it's so i was loving it like things it sort of did just come full circle where it's like because guys in some way are more crafty. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Where it's like, it took dudes like three or four years how to figure out how to take advantage of all the bullshit. Yeah. But they eventually did. Yeah. We're like, it's like, okay. You're a pretty good example of that.

Yeah. You want to be progressive? I'll be progressive. Yeah. You're a pretty good example of like fucking. So progressive, I'll never call you ever again. Which rule am i breaking yeah exactly or casual sex or like who this everyone just wants to get fucked and then we all leave it at that

it's like that's fine it's like for women dude it's like yeah feelings are like 2011 guys we've evolved past that and we we don't do that shit no more you actually are that you're just like you know and this is something that they want. Who am I to stop them? I've seen you say where you go. You're like, you know what? It's 2023. Girls have just as much desire.

It all very much does feel like a guy convincing a girl to smash. Look, you probably want this as much as I do. You don't want the patriarchy to win, do you? No, I love the switch, man. I got someone asked about the condoms and i was like well i saw that you're actually people are arguing a bit on it right i'm like it's not the dude's job to bring condoms it's the job of the person who wants to use condoms because girls are out here fuck trust me they're fucking bareback just as much as we are so he's basically saying yeah that

right like the the girls but you said like three times in the thing you're like you know when girls are have evolved and you know they're just the same as i don't look down on women where they need to be protected or anything we're equal they're making the choice to fuck i'm making the choice to fuck if they want to use a condom they'll come prepared but yeah it's such a next level the girl that had green hair preaching about it yeah the fat girl with green hair preaching that like women should be like sexually empowered did not think that her teachings would lead to some like guy in the hood with nine girlfriends cooking for him like you're absolutely right this polyamory thing great he's like yo these fucking college bitches were onto something yo honestly preach yo

i love the idea that he has like a list of all the things like yeah there's like finance food sex like and he's like okay and then one leaves and a chick shows up and she's like i suck good dick he's like we got that covered we got that cover you know we'll fit you in there somewhere though i think you drywall yeah yeah i need like a good chick with like a good back like what's your deadlift yeah yeah i don't know i'm pretty good on the whole smashing front but can you build a pool the outboard needs fucking tending to dude and do they have to like sign in time like you know when you're in preschool and there's reading time? I want this book. I don't know what he's bringing.

He must have mad tons of money. He doesn't. Why would he have them all? No, that's the thing. If they had tons of money, then it would be like, okay, it's a rich dude doing that. It's like, no, he's doing it without the tons of money, which is why it's sick. It's innovative. He's got the girls all convinced because the girls go, you know, and obviously this would be a problem if we

were jealous people like why would the be a problem the guy was jealous like he doesn't care there's no other guys in the mix and it might be like countdown to getting stabbed though he's maybe playing with fire on this one we're like it's like that's that is the oldest question in the book yeah do you actually want this yeah cuz then it's like it's like the Truman Show where it's all good but then you realize you're in the book. It's like, do you actually want this? Yeah, because then it's like the Truman Show where it's all good, but then you realize you're in a show and you're like, hey, I'm getting fucked. And they snap.

You don't want that to go down like that. Yeah, and they're giving their best behaviors when it's getting interviewed for a TV show. Probably the benefit. That guy might be literally doing his interview Morse coding with his fucking eyes. Being like, they want to kill me. It wouldn't be for me.

I can agree that. I mean, you've said on stage many times that multiple wives, I can't please one wife. That was your closing bit for a while. Well, you could take her. You could take the one wife. No. My rule is always like when you're rocking a roster,, it's you want like the 1995 Chicago Bulls. You have like Michael Jordan, Dennis Rodman.

Three dudes, yeah. Yeah, three dudes. Three hot black guys. Three hot black guys. Three hot black guys. What more do you need than that? You got that going. Trust me, you're satisfied.

Well, one of them is kind of bi. The worm. I actually do think that the biggest problem would be that how do you keep them busy yeah yeah when they're all there all the time and I think his argument is the argument for it is that they all entertain themselves yeah because they're like oh I want to watch this thing I want to do this thing and you're like yeah that's why these other two are here exactly so i think that's the argument but the probably other argument is when you get two squawking hens together is they're just trash talking you eventually exactly dude and then you then the argument for that is like you have to have them so trained that they'll rat on the other ones like so you have to have them you basically have to be like really have them fucking they gotta work

they gotta be worked in yeah well it gotta be like cult status where you're like you literally programming yeah yeah and there's gonna be someone fighting for the top spot to everyone's be number one one was beyond cooking duty all no like well you're just the best cook cooking duty actually might be high cleaning duties probably the lowest yeah well it's basically like the army like if you screw up yeah you get fucked up. Here's a toilet. Here's a toothbrush. Go clean the toilets. Yeah, only one of them gets a gun. You're like, I need to trust you to kill the other ones if they get online.

You give them badges. I think what happens is you have them on a hierarchy on the wall, and you sort of move the thing with Velcros around. Dinner was a little late today. All right, you're getting swatted. No. I love where that's gone to. But TP, like we said in the intro,

you've been demanding the talk about the Special Olympics. The betting on the Special Olympics? Yeah. It is pretty funny. So it's not every event. I also don't really get, just before you say that, explain to me, what is this? Okay, because when I thought of the Special Olympics,

I thought it was more Like you know A guy with one leg Or like the biking No leg No that's the Paralympics That's what I thought it was Separate thing No specials mental

Yeah Cemental things Yeah All like They're like downs under people swimming So here's the thing Okay So I don't know if you

Yeah then I looked at it And I was like So I don't know if you can still bet on this So I went and did a pretty deep How do you qualify? Is it like an IQ test? Like, how do you get in? Okay.

How do you get in? Like, well, there are qualifiers. I don't know how you become eligible. So here's the thing. You're not retarded. Yeah, how do you prove that you're retarded? So there's one event that you could bet on. This is on Bet AG website.

So they were the ones who announced that you could bet on Special Olympics. And so there's not that many events that they allowed betting on. There was one solo event. Every other events you're betting on the country. Yeah.

Right. There was one solo event which was the men's bench press because normally men's powerlifting I think is it's three lifts and then you add the total. It's a lot of strength. Right.

So it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But so it's a lot of strength. so it's like yeah yeah but so it's it's a lot of strength you got a red hair one come on but so normally it's like deadlift squat and bench press but i guess some people in the special olympics i can't do all those lifts so then i guess they whatever they decided like on the bench press is the one but they're just mentally it's like they're not physically they're mentally right so anyway so i looked at the odds so the guy who is the number one his name i definitely thought it was the who is the number one, his name was-

I definitely thought it was the Paralympics. No, no, no. So his name is Ryan Keeley. He's from Kamloops, BC. He was the favorite to win. I don't know if you can still bet on him, but if you can, I think this guy is a fucking lock to win, okay? Are you back on it?

What? It's off the- Doesn't this seem like pretty close to like you can bet on trans sports? But listen, so this is a weird one, right? And I think there might be a thing because sometimes like for prop bets, these things will announce like you can bet on them, but you can't bet more than 50 bucks or something. I don't know what the max is.

But anyways, this dude is plus 100. I went and looked, which means like you bet a dollar, you get a dollar back. The next guy to win is this guy. His name is Bobby Hill. He's an American guy. Yeah, you get a dollar back. The next guy to win is this guy. His name is Bobby Hill. He's an American guy. Yeah, he's an American guy. He was plus like 600. So the guy who was the favorite is a huge favorite.

Yeah. So anyways, I went and watched a video of him on Kamloops local news, and you're like, he seems like a pretty normal guy. Oh, he wasn't that retarded? No. You weren't buying it. No, no. Honestly, you think he's doing uh

the johnny knoxville no no no he has like some of the johnny knoxville he like he has like something what was it the ringer he has like something wrong with him when you listen to him like where he talks but you're like he looks fairly normal and he but he like he kind of just probably says when he says spaghetti he calls it like paschetti or whatever

he's like 30 you know but like like he has just like these little but you're watching it but anyways he's he like is super strong like his triple his lifts for like all no no it's this one no no it's a number down second one second one no that one yeah yeah anyways his lifts for fucking like the three lifts were like 20 he did like over 320 pounds on the bench press it was like pretty impressive yeah that's huge the next two guys who are like the second and third favorites are like have severe down syndrome like they're like literally like i watched the video interviews they can like barely speak well this is well obviously they're strong though because i'm sure there's no no they

are strong like like the one guy who is bobby hill who was like the second favorite or whatever does he say his name while he does it no but like i'm not gonna act that out i watched an interview with him and you're like yeah this guy is like severely mentally impaired the guy who was like third what's the first what's the main guy's name uh ryan keely he was the guy who was the favorite. And he's pretty. He's pretty. You watch an interview with him and you go like, yeah. So you're like a Keeley head. I'm not a Keeley head. I'm just, I thought it was crazy because you're like, everybody has Down syndrome except for

the guy who's like the favorite. That's messed up. Who like looks like pretty normal and like might have some sort of like, you know, like, you know, development issue or whatever. But like, he seems pretty normal. Yeah. Maybe he lives with his parents. I don't know.

Like, it's that kind of thing. Yeah. Where he's like missing Maybe he lives with his parents. I don't know. It's that kind of thing where he's missing some... That's all it takes? I don't know. That's what I was confused about. But watching him versus the other contestants, you're like... Because the third person also has Down syndrome and he's also Canadian from Saskatchewan. And in an interview,

they can barely speak. And the first guy's like, I'm going to smash these darts honestly he's not like that because he like he has like a sweetness like maybe like he's closer to like a forrest gump type or yeah okay but he's not but the other guy the other two have like really like aggressive down syndrome maybe he's like right on the edge like he's like right on the border of like where you and the crazy thing is you can what oh here's another thing the guy the guy who i second... I think what

happens is when they do the starting, basically what happens is they bring the people in and they put a wrestling belt and anyone who doesn't go to grab it, they're like, okay, obviously you're out. But the guy who's second, first off, he's 44 years old. Who's the second favorite? The guy, Bobby Hill. He's 44.

This guy's probably maybe in his late 20s, early 30s. And you can see their lifts in the qualifiers. And Bobby Hill was benched 230, which is impressive. I'll tell you what would be great. I don't bench that much. But the other guy was 100 pounds more than him. So that's obviously...

But then for him to be plus 100... Why are they giving him any odds? He should be minus 1,000. That's what I don't get. He should be like the hundred why are they giving him any odds he should be minus a thousand that's what i don't get he should be like the sure are you betting on it or what no it's i looked i was looking at last night and it was on the board and now i'm looking at it now it's not here anymore no that was some easy money you missed out i know why didn't you do it maybe too many people were jumping all over ryan keely and oh yeah they saw they saw but like it was so obvious because you're like he honestly you like if you watch an interview with him he just seems like a little something off but like

nothing but he's also like you can see his his lifts they're way stronger i like that you did the research too you're taking it seriously you were just like i'm just gonna fuck around i wanted to see what their like um disabilities were like i was curious i assume they all had down syndrome i think and most of them do yeah i think this guy who's the favorite doesn't. There's got to be other things they have, too. Yeah. But, like, you know, they hand out autism diagnoses, like, pretty, like, willy-nilly. Does that count? Oh, so, yeah, you think maybe he just got, like, an easy autism one.

Yeah, but it just seems unfair. I don't think they're there for the fair. Of course that seems unfair. They should have to be competing against people of their own disability. That, yeah. You think so, yeah. I think it's just hard to wrangle up that many of the same kind you know like there's probably some no they have qualifiers everywhere i don't think so like they could there's like i watched videos of like the one guy bobby hillis

from alaska and like he is trains with a lot of other like disabled people so there's plenty of them who are training okay i'm disabled mentally disabled what's up i don't know what's so funny i just like you like there's there's plenty of them yeah well you're just saying there's not who are training. I'm disabled, mentally disabled. I don't know what's so funny. Do they make money? There's plenty of them. Yeah. Well, you're just saying there's not enough. We're lousy with disabled people. There's lots of disabled people who are trained physically.

I mean, it's impressive. Like, they're fairly strong. Yeah. I mean, there's, yeah, you know. No one's ever denying that. You're acting like... I know. I remember when I was in like uh the probably like

grade six there was basically like uh like one that was frequented the pool the public pool yeah and then uh he for some reason didn't like my buddy waldo and then he fucking he got too close to him and he grabbed him from behind and just started swinging him around. And the lifeguards had to break it up. And he was like, literally trying to drown him. He had his fucking death grip on. Why didn't you like Waldo? Just because?

I can't remember what happened. Maybe he punched it. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah, Waldo was like... It wasn't like anything like he was... They had no real interaction. This guy just kind of... Yeah, it wasn't like he's been taunting him for months.

It was. It was like, I've never. Imagine we've grabbed him. This guy was probably 40. We were 11. Yeah. And he grabs him. Like a fucking whale having you in your teeth.

Yeah. He's swinging all around. And then finally the people come in. He lets him go. He swims out. Gets to the. i've never seen just sitting there white just like just after that happened you're just like terrified you're just like i want to go home yeah there was there was one guy in our school i don't want to swim anymore who he was like he was pretty he had like pretty serious down syndrome like there's like obviously a sliding scale with it like i think he was like he was pretty he had like pretty serious down syndrome like there's

like obviously a sliding scale with it like i think it was like non-verbal and stuff and then uh i wasn't in this gym class but i got this story like second hand of i saw people like running out of the locker room like just so i could storm you know and what had happened was this guy went in there he like everyone was kind of in there he got in there last and then just stripped down naked oh yeah that'll happen. Just started charging people. Charging people? Just like started, because everyone, he gets naked.

Everyone's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, like what? And he sees that everyone's kind of freaking out. So he's like, gets like aggressive and starts running at people. And we were like, oh. And so all of them were like. Diving? Yeah. Everyone's like running out of the way trying to get to the door.

Yeah, naked. Were there people running out naked though? No, no, no. No one else was running out naked. But they had to send someone in because he had claimed the locker room now. And he was just standing in there naked like, yeah, this is my space. And his name was Bobby Hill. Wild.

Yeah. Yeah, you can't bet on it anymore. They took it off the board last night. Okay, so what else were you able to bet on? You said it was just- You can bet on, here's all the things you can bet bet on it anymore. They took it off the board last night. Was that the case? So what else were you able to bet on? You said it was just... You can bet on... Here's all the things you can bet on as of right now. You can bet on the men's athletic golds by country.

USA, huge favorite. Jamaica is second. Wait, who's number one? USA. USA, okay. Minus 400, massive favorite. Yeah. That's less fun, though, betting on the country.

Yeah, you're betting on the country. You can bet on basketball. Men's basketball, USA, huge favorite spain second which is funny because that's basically how like basketball tracks period yeah like outside of special olympics like regular olympics it would be men pretty much usa spain yeah uh again uh you can bet on men's cycling germany there's no real clear-cut favorite uh germany great britain usa are about the same yeah i wonder if there's any countries that, like, for some reason, you know, something in the foods or whatever, like, you know what I mean?

Yeah. They have, like, a way higher rate. Because that's very probably true. Yeah, they're cooking them better than the rest. They're cooking them better. Yeah. Apparently, what's it called? Here's men swimming.

You can actually bet on no drownings. No. No, I'm kidding. I was like, yo. Really? No. swimming you can actually bet on uh no drownings no really no usa though again huge favorite men swimming uh women's athletics golds by women's athletics goals china actually so in the special olympics well on the coin toss men do better uh men do better uh for, and then China is actually... I think it's also like a humanitarian thing, like a humane thing. Like some countries are just not letting those guys kick around. Yeah, that's probably true, too. They keep them...

Yeah, those guys aren't leaving the basement. No, they're not going around or they're getting like, I don't know, taken behind the barn. And there's soccer. And USA is actually Oddly A favorite In soccer Okay There was also

The The NCAA thing Basically These two girls That are twins The Cavender twins Or whatever Yeah

They basically are making More money than like The whole league combined They make more than Every player in the WNBA Yeah exactly They make more than Brittany Griner

Oh really Well they have just straight sponsors. They're social media sponsored. But it's all wishy-washy, right? Because it's like you're not technically supposed to make money, but then now it's like they don't really need the NCAA's money because you're like, yeah, if I have a big social media following, now you're just a social media star.

There isn't really NCAA money. That was the whole thing. It's like forever. No, I know. That's what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, are they hot? Yeah. Oh, okay. And are they hot? Yeah Oh okay And they're twins Oh okay yeah And so basically And they're just making

Like more money In a year Than any professional Women's athlete Is going to make In her career Yeah And then

It's like a scandal And all these people They go NCAA has a hot girl problem And people are mad about it It's like Well you're not Letting me on anymore

They're literally mad Well they're just mad that hot girls will because they're not that good of players yeah fine but they're not like amazing they're not like top 20 players probably and the girls who's like you know number one like angel reese like doesn't get as much money because she's not as physically attractive what is this news hot chicks make cash yeah that's what I'm saying. It's like, boo fucking who? Hot chicks make,

yeah. It's been like, have we not seen the whole rise of OnlyFans? That's literally hot chicks make cash. Yeah. That's the whole business.

100%. Well, I even thought it was like, they always pitch this as like, okay, like girls that are getting hot,

like make more money. That's like a bad thing, right? It's like, no, the other option is what guys have where it's like, it doesn't matter. You don't have this extra more money that's like a bad thing right? It's like no the other option is what guys have where it's like

it doesn't matter you don't have this extra option it's like they have a it's not a like a bug it's like a feature yeah yeah

absolutely you have the normal amount and then on top of that if you're hot you can soup it on yeah for sure like leverage it yeah for guys

like for the most part I guess David Beckham you might put in that category a little bit but he still was no but just famousness like he was making more money from his famousness at some point you know what i mean i think when he came to play for the fc or whatever right but for male college athletes who also get sponsorship deals like for men it's just like yeah who if you're the best guy that's you're just getting the most money yeah nobody really cares

what you look like yeah no but they care about how famous you are well that's what i'm saying if you're the best in college basketball or college like if you're the getting the money. You make the most money. Nobody really cares what you look like. No, but they care about how famous you are. But that's what I'm saying. It's just the differences you get. If you're the best in college basketball, like if you're the quarterback of Oklahoma, you're going to be the guy who makes the most money. Can you think of any examples where people are not totally the most famous guy, but they became sort of a big celebrity?

I don't know for NIL because this is so new. They only allowed this in the last two years. Yeah, specifically with these college athletes. With the college athletes forever because it was famously this guy. I think it was either Ed or Charles O'Bannon. He was the guy who made it happen. But he went to UCLA in the 90s, and he's been fighting for this for 25 years. And they've been fighting against it forever. Dude, you know how many guys were kicked out of college because they took –

Cam Newton basically got kicked out of college, I took, like, Cam Newton basically, like, got kicked out of college, I believe, because he took money. And, like, all these guys, like, huge scandals. And they're like, I'm, like, can barely eat, and these teams are making, like, literally hundreds of millions of dollars off my jersey. No, it is a scam. Yeah, it's a huge scam.

South Park does an episode about it when they meet the guy at the head of it. He's basically, like, a slave owner. He's like, oh, y'all want to make some money? And it's like, yeah'all want to make some money like that this is exactly fucking forever they're like oh you get free education and they're like yeah fuck you yeah but like a lot of us don't we're here just to play sports like yeah and it's also you're making way more off of me than i'm making and the craziest thing is this way this is set up now is like i don't even think this is at the expense of the college you're just allowed to just do a deal on the side to promote like using your face yeah like it's not like you're now getting revenue from like the jersey sales you're just like allowed to do a brand deal on instagram

dude yeah well that's what these girls that's what sort of the controversy was because some of the stuff they're like you can't do that and they're like okay well yeah i'm not gonna take turn away 10 million dollars or whatever I'm making on my phone. Because I'm hot. I mean, this is their pros. This is the peak of their career-wise as athletes is this right here. They're not going to the WNBA. They're not going to be professional basketball players.

They're going to be done college in a year. They're going to be social media stars. That's what I'm saying. They're going to be OnlyFans, Jake. Let's be honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they're going to be done college in a year, and then they're on to some world of entertainment.

They're in the entertainment industry now. They're not basketball players. No, they're going to move done college in a year, and then they're on to some world of entertainment. They're in the entertainment industry now. They're not basketball players. No, they're going to move on, which is a much- Whereas Angel Reese or whatever, she's going to be a WNBA player for the next 20 years. Wasn't there something recently where they found out the mascot made more money? The Denver Nuggets mascot. Yeah, the Denver Nuggets mascot makes 640 grand or something a year. Which is crazy.

I didn't know mascots were making that kind of cash. See, I used to think that, but there's a comedian that's it was a like a mascot so basically if you if you're a mascot like you actually are a like d1 athlete oh really so it counts and he goes so it's not what you think is like oh some guy just got this mascot job it's like no there's a whole like farm system for mascots oh yeah they're yeah. They're impressive athletically. Obviously I thought that, but you could easily see it's like, okay, we got one of the gymnast guys to be a mascot. It's like, no, no, no. The mascot

was like, he went to mascot school. His own ecosystem of mascots. Yeah, there's an ecosystem of mascots. I was the mascot for fucking so-and-so college and I came up and they're like, oh, you're so sick you want to be mascot in the fucking big leagues? Yeah, of course. For the most part, most mascots don't. I think I looked at it and I think up and they're like oh you're so sick you want to be mascot in the fucking big leagues yeah of course yeah which is funny for the most part most mascots don't I think I looked at it and like I think there's like four mascots that make over in the NBA they make over like a quarter

of a million but for the most part most of them just make a hundred grand and basically yeah still not bad no so good but they don't make more but but there are like four that make more than the highest paid WNBA player yeah a lot of them are making decent money though but though. But in college, you are a D1 athlete and all this stuff, and they get scholarships, the whole thing. And a lot of these guys would be picking up girls. Also, he's... Yeah, I'm a D1 athlete. What do you play?

It's mainly the megaphone. I mean, he does more games or as many games. He does more home games than... I think NBA mascot is doing 41 home games, and I think the WNBA schedule is only like 40 games, period. And every game is sold out. And theirs aren't. So it's like, I don't know.

So yeah, he's playing more. He's getting more screen time, more stage time. He's doing the halftime show like crazy. Jumping the hoop and all that shit. Literally, yeah. Dude, you remember the Toronto Raptors mascot just tore its ACL? No. That one year?

It was like two or three years ago. Start of the season, he just tore his ACL. Damn, out for the season Just doing some little Jumping off a trampoline Dunker The real deal They're doing stuff

What was that The WNBA players What The WNBA players you mean No the Mascots You were sort of right On the live golf thing

But I think it was you I think Trump said it too But On the last Sports section Yeah But Like I feel like You're sort of an expert on that,

but basically like all those players are going to get fucking torched, right? Well, no, I think, which players are going to get torched? What do you think is going to happen? The players that like held up? Because basically, like it was the Middle Eastern company, right?

Yeah, it's Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia is like wealth, sovereign wealth. But then everyone was essentially, you know, kind of being, mostly they were using like political reasons to say.

They literally were bringing up 9-11. Yeah. They were saying like, you're a terrorist. Yeah. Like the guy who was like the PGA Tour commissioner literally was like, like referencing 9-11 for now. They're all going to do it. Yeah.

And then now they're merging. Cause I guess they realized that like the, to fight them was going to cost so much money. So they're merging. I think they're, what they're saying now is there will be no live golf in like, they're going to merge them was going to cost so much money. So they're merging. I think what they're saying now is there will be no live golf. They're going to merge them. There won't be a live golf in two years from now. And then they are going to go pay just literally all the stars from the PGA Tour who stayed loyal to the PGA Tour.

They're just going to basically pay them to shut up. They're going to give them these huge sums of money. Oh, yeah. Tiger Woods legitimately got offered $1 billion. Really? Holy shit. It's actually fair, though. Yeah, it's what he's worth, but he doesn't even really play that much anymore. And they offered him $1 billion

and apparently Brooks Koepka got a check for $150 million just to sign up. And they play way less. That was the same as fucking Messi. Messi got offered like 1.2 billion. And Ronaldo gets like a billion to play

in Saudi Arabia. They're trying to buy being cool. They're trying to be like, oh. They have tons of money and they just want that stuff over there. And tons of influence. I think one of those guys might be the number one guy on Instagram right now. Yeah, Ronaldo? Yeah. Yeah, he is. But the weird thing with

the golf is like, I don't know how popular golf is in saudi arabia and like with with ronaldo he's playing in saudi arabia same with messi this is like i think they have one tournament there but the rest are still all in america oh it's just its own tournament that they owned yeah they well they own the league but they would have one tournament in saudi arabia for live golf but for the most part like the they just own the league but the league plays just mostly in america so when they were merging the two things now they're like oh this won't exist anymore what changes after the merger is it just they just bought these guys back i think they just brought them back yeah for the most part and then now the saudis own the pga tour wait so so the saudi like whatever sovereign wealth fund or

whoever like was owned the live golf like from what, sovereign wealth funder, whoever, like, was owned the Live Golf, like, from what I understand, bought the PGA Tour. Oh, so the merge happened and the Saudis have majority control. I think so. Oh, I thought it was the other way around. No, no, no. They were like, we're going to go do our own thing. And then it started to come to the detriment of, like, PGA Tour.

And then they just reached an agreement where now the Saudis own, I don't know if all of it, but they own but they own like yeah god damn they went that way and so yeah i don't know what it's gonna look like but it's it is fucking crazy that that's how it shook out yeah and that ever i loved the dudes just got fucked for like because it's like at the end of the day it's a corporation you're standing over a corporation and the pga tour scumbags like they treat all their employees like uh contractors oh so it's like like dude like. Dude, most PGA Tour players, when they go play a tournament, they lose money that weekend because they have to play for all their accommodations, all their travel, everything.

So it's only if you make purses that you're really making money. Yeah, you have to make a cut. If you don't make a cut, you lose money when you play on the PGA Tour. Goddamn. And PGA Tour forever has tried to be like, we're not like- I mean, it's literally how comedy works it is but they're trying to be like

we're one of the biggest sports leagues in the world like no other sports league operate like that yeah where you could potentially lose money and participate in it no it's like UFC fighters I guess if you include their endorsements or whatever they don't but

well but yeah but I don't know like if you're a guy who's like 200th on the PGA Tour like you have maybe a few little things 10 grand in endorsements crap one crappy tea sponsorship yeah you're like exactly and your coaches probably cost more than whatever your endorsements are so it's like you're not there's guys legit lose money just yeah damn

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yeah man well because two videos came out there was there was the first video where it was uh him taking her to the bathroom and there's all the security to get in there which is like super weird. What is it? Is it security watching it? Your dick sucked? Like do they just like hang out? I think it's just like he wants to use the restroom at the finals so they just sort of like they make it like they shut down the the restroom so that he can go. So then yeah he just gets to use

it by himself so nobody's bugging him which is like makes sense it would probably be like a scene but I guess if he's sitting courtside like if you're in a box there's probably like uh like you know yeah somewhere somewhere you can go in there but i guess for this that's what the the protocol is okay yeah and he was also wearing that like red velvet track suit where it's like that looks like predator 101 like he looks super creep in that but then there's a video of them post bathroom incident where they're like hanging out together

yeah yeah so yeah i don't know what to make of this because the i had this guy on my show how would any of us know what to make of it no no but i had this guy on my show you ever heard of that loose change documentary the 9-11 documentary yeah famous documentary the conspiracy one yeah about 9-11 it was like the original viral video like it was like the most viral video of the time or whatever yeah so the guy who produced it his name's like jason uh burmiss he came on my show and we were talking about 9-11 for literally an hour and a half okay and then he goes yeah i just have one more story like i want to tell you before we wrap up i'm like cool and then this was like three weeks ago yeah i'm like today there's three weeks ago and he goes uh yeah i just have one more story and he goes people don't know this he's like, Conor McGregor is a violent serial rapist.

And he goes on this whole fucking thing. He's got all these text messages between journalists in Ireland and police and all this stuff. And he's like, this is his new thing. He's moved on from 9-11. And his new thing is literally like Conor McGregor. That's his new 9-11. His new 9-11 is Conor McGregor is a violent serial rapist. And the UFC is protecting him because he's like their cash cow.

And he went on this whole thing. And I was like, this is crazy. Like, dude, I was like literally silent. Because I remember at one point he's like, because there's this woman who accused Conor McGregor. And she had to have tampons surgically removed from her cervix. Oh, right. And then he goes, he goes danny's like have you ever had sex with a woman so badly that she needed to be in the hospital for two

weeks and i was just like like but it was such a serious thing and i was like maybe i don't make the joke shut up just shut up you obviously haven't seen my game just don't say anything but he went on this whole fucking thing being like, that's his new thing. That he's a serial rapist. And then this comes out two weeks later. I'm just like, that's a crazy coincidence. And it wasn't just her. There was like four chicks who said that they were sexually assaulted by him at the game.

That's like fucking wild. The same game? The same game. Four in one. Yeah. But there's like, he probably just buys their silence, you know, like settles out of court and so they can't talk about it. Well, he's been on like, he probably just buys their silence, you know, like settles out of court and so they can't talk about it. Well, he's been on like, his whole trajectory, it's like UFC, biggest guy, whatever, fights

Floyd Mayweather. It's like, you got your payday. And then he just like kept going. It's like, you think he would have just like made money. Well, he's got 95 other brands he's got to promote now. Promote his bands. But it seems like he's always like fucked up and on coke. Yeah, yeah.

He was supposed to be like this. And roids. Yeah, he's getting super jacked. Super jacked. He's on fucking HGH and all this shit. He was supposed to fight Michael Chandler at the end of this Ultimate Fighter because the coaches always fight. Yeah. He apparently, they asked Dana, hey, when's the fight going to happen?

He's like, you know, it's hard to nail these guys down because Conor's not in the USADA testing pool because you need to be in it for six months. So he's like not even within six months of a fight. Yeah, yeah, because he's not testing. He's not testing because he's on roids and he's all fucked up on drugs. Like if you're training for a fight recently and then you're at fucking the NBA finals.

He doesn't even care about winning anymore. No, and you like got whiskey in your hand, and you're sexually assaulting women in the bathroom. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. We'll wait for the files to come out first. No, no.

I was more just saying that the vibe on it was like, obviously, always it should have been like, okay, find out what actually happened. Yeah. But I just think it was like any movement that starts punishing innocent people, people just are done with it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's what everyone knows. Yeah. But I just think like, it was like any movement that starts punishing innocent people, people like just are done with it.

Yeah. And that's what everyone knows, whatever. So I was just interesting to see like the, when you see

just any big account posted, you're always kind of like, what's the vibe? Yeah. What's the, is the headline Conor McGregor sexually assaults or like woman claims?

Like that's like, that's an interesting, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was like, I guess that's one of those things where you do like i guess maybe you're right information doesn't come out i don't know yeah i don't know generally i like i would have been fairly skeptical of all that stuff too especially when you're like you see a video with her with him after and you're like yeah other than

the fact that this guy two weeks previous or whatever three weeks previous was like this is my whole deal is that he's a serial rapist. He goes, I got all the evidence and blah, blah, blah. I love that it's like, this is bigger than 9-11 to him. He's like moved on. He goes, I think there's nothing left to adjudicate on 9-11. It's done.

Is his thing, it's an inside job? He's saying the UFC, he makes them so much money. No, I mean 9-11. Oh, fuck yeah. No, he's just like, it just happened. No, he did this whole documentary and he goes, yeah, it was the Saudis, it was bin Laden, all that stuff. Everything you read on the TV. Yeah, it's all deals, man.

Bin Laden's even actually worse of a guy than you thought. He's like, they were a little soft on him yeah uh no he's like yeah he's just like the building seven shit with yeah there's zero way building seven like if you look at i remember at the time like for a very long time i never even thought of that and you're like how's there like a little fire at the top of this building and then it just comes down in like a perfect demolition yeah like hours later like you're just like, that makes no sense. It makes no sense.

You know what I was saying about dudes in general? It's like, everyone will like lie to be nice, but girls will lie about, like to be nice forever. Like saying someone's beautiful when they're not,

like whatever it is forever. Like, you know, there's no advantage for trans people in the sports, whatever. Right. But like guys will take a lie three times before they have to say something. Yeah. Like if you're like, ever uh like you know there's no advantage for trans people in the sports whatever right but like guys will take a lie three times before they have to say something yeah like if you're like if

someone was like oh that girl's really beautiful you'd be like yeah it's like she's so hot you're like for sure it's like oh that girl's so hot okay listen like three and i said like that 11 and even but no if 9 11 i would be like you could something like that if you had info like you could be in a setting where you shouldn't talk about this and hear it three times. Like at a work party and someone would be like, you know when the terrorists just did this and blah blah blah, and it was like

you know when those planes took down those towers? And the Bush administration tried to stop the third time, you'd have to be like, okay for starters. It's like, dude, imagine there was a fucking... I feel like that applies to everything. You know what I mean? Like if your It's like, dude, imagine there's a fucking... I feel like that applies to everything. You know what I mean? Like, if your chick's like,

this guy at my work's such a great guy. Like, yeah, he's the best. Like, he's so funny. And you're like, okay, listen, he's average. Every guy will hear three times before you have to get involved and fucking get your opinion out of there. Yeah, you'll be like, all right, this is fake news.

Someone's funny. Anything, you know what I mean? Yeah. I think that's the... I don't even know if he says it's an inside job or whatever. DP's been doing a controlled demolition on a girl's vagina that's putting her in the hospital for two weeks, sort of wrapping the whole thing up there. Also, he's retarded, so it's just like putting a button on the whole thing.

Dude, he's retarded. People are jerking off to him when he sleeps. It is crazy to me, though. And he's retarded people are jerking off him when he sleeps honestly doing all my research on the special olympic stuff and i'm just like i wouldn't even fucking i couldn't even qualify for this and you're surprised and i work out a lot oh i mean i thought you were like i'm not retarded no no is that i was like yeah of course you can't. I think he probably was. Basically, I would not qualify.

They're impressive specimens. Yeah, man. Well, I mean, their bodies still work, right? Yeah. So there's this guy, Charlie Puth, who I actually didn't know this guy. It's just crazy sometimes. Maybe I'm just getting older. But it's like these guys where you're just like 80 million views on everything and i've never heard of them yeah

but he did this interview and he basically he's been doing uh like a press tour and he basically goes this song it popped into my head while i was having sex and he's been he's basically been doing like the press tour talking about how he writes songs during sex yeah but it's so funny when you listen to the songs oh i haven't heard any of these songs i have a couple but he goes i actually stopped he goes it popped into my head and i stopped recording a little and i started uh doing a quick voice note in my phone then i got back into the act so he says he's having sex basically stops because he's got this song and some of the songs are about like his ex-girlfriend you know what i mean this is the main one that he's talking about but it's like,

it was just so funny the idea to be like, this is what's in your head while you're having sex. He thinks it's like cool to be doing this press tour. This is like fucking Leonardo DiCaprio having headphones

in while he fucks girls. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen to his own speeches. This guy says this is a song that he came up with while he's having sex.

All I got left are the marks on my neck after you let me go. This guy says this is the song that he came up with while he's having sex. Which part was while you were fucking? She's literally like, yeah, she's like, yo, you keep leaving marks on my neck. No, it's even worse. It's from his last girlfriend. Because he goes, all I've got left is these marks on my neck. That's what he's saying as the other girl. But those melodies.

Yeah, he's trying to do the classic guy thing. You're like, I fell in a bush. When I got really drunk, these marks on my neck. Just from that, me and my friends having scratch competitions. Oh, man. It was a prick of bush. It was really bad. I just picture him, like, squatting in the corner naked, like, singing.

It's like, he's like, okay, song idea for later. My hoax on my neck. Do you want to get back into it? Yeah, he's like, no. Like, I get you being, like, a rapper and being like, yeah, hit that pussy. And you're like, I thought of that when I was sick. This guy's, what position are you possibly in where you're thinking, I'm like, I'm leaving these marks on my neck.

Keeps his phone by the bedside. He's like, no, leave it in, leave it in. And then just goes. This is the only thing I can think of is you're having sex with her. You've got your hands behind your head sort of like this And you're sort of pumping with the motion He just does one pump every now and then Or like She's like what is this song he keeps singing

He's going down on her and she's just here The other part's bringing And then it goes into the other part So I can do it Yeah so He says Should I never Should I never

Should I never Be my heart again She's like This is our first date This is the craziest song Is to be like That's where you came Sex put you in the mood for

And the mid stop who's stopping mid sex to fucking do these like because that's such i guess it was ended up being a hit but it's like because of that melody could you imagine if you did that as comedy you're like fucking this girl then you go hold on a second you're in real voice like you ever heard a queef you ever have shit on your dick and then it smells like shit and you have to pretend like anyways. All right, I'm coming back. Yeah. You have to say it as a voice note.

I was with this girl. She was queefing. It sounded like Kermit the Frog. It was out of tune. Hey, just give me a second. I'm going to go record a voice note. You ever be having sex with a girl and she smells? Sorry about that.

Yeah. Girl, like, girl stunk so bad, had to clean. Sorry, sorry. It's like, you ever fucking a girl and her pussy smells so bad, you thinking about moving? Anyways, sorry about that. Where were we? Yeah, you're doing it in that voice.

Yeah, you know when we have a sex with that girl. Why are you talking like that? You ever be meeting up with a girl, and you wait so long to get to that Gucci, and you think it's going to be good, she gets undressed, and it'd be nasty. Anyway, sorry about that. It's like, oh, sorry, Bruce hired me to write jokes for her. Oh, sorry, I didn't tell you. It's like, can I spit, Bruce hired me to write jokes for him. I'm sorry. I didn't tell you.

Can I spitball something with you real quick? These songs. Here I go one more. I want to do another Charlie Puth. These are the songs that he's writing while he's having sex. You have to have the heads behind the legs. Good voice Definitely a good voice But this is the type of stuff he's having sex to

It's not banging music No it's not at all This is going to be the only music for a 12 year old girl His fans are 12 years old. Oh, yeah. Those are like TikTok people. So he's having sex with a girl.

And I know you're in love with me. Hits a quick note on the keyboard. He's like, yeah, sits down butt naked.

Yeah, you already forgot it is him doing the voice machine. He's like, yeah, you like that? Sorry, give me a second here. I got a voice. And I know

you're in love with me. Sorry about that. Let me get back into it. Yeah, slapping her ass and shit. Sorry, I've got another idea for it. I just love it. We've got to cue out my voice now. Where were we, girl?

Yeah, you know. He's got an excuse like uh this pussy's so inspiring you just got like i get so much out of you he has to keep fucking the same girl and because he's like i just i gotta finish writing the song yeah you're the muse yeah she's like i really don't like when you take breaks i need this okay one thing that i thought was funny was for pride month they did this a half post released a pretty good article but they're basically saying um five questions lgbtq plus job seeker should ask their employer to make sure that the job's inclusive yeah it's basically just the worst advice you could ever give someone to get a job in the world hit me i gotta hear this i gotta actually regret last night i saw walking around near Broadway or whatever

and I saw a shirt on an Irish bar and it said Irish pride on the shirt with a four-leaf clover but then rainbow in the four-leaf clover. And I was like, that's... I can't imagine Irish people love this. Yeah, no, they're not big on that.

The mixing of the prides. But don't they have... Isn't the Irish Prime Minister gay or something like that? No, I stand by what I said. I'm thinking about a column or something. Yeah, you think of an Irish fucking drinking Irish. Yeah, you think of some drunk dude in Dublin. You think of Conor McGregor. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, and you've got your pride thing on and everyone's like, oh, you're gay. And you're like, I'm going to fucking kill these people. But they made it under the shirts. That's what I'm saying. They ruined their life. But yeah, basically, it was just like, imagine you're applying for a job as one of 12 applicants, and the boss is asking you questions. You go, I have some questions of my own.

Yeah. One, what are the LGBTQ-friendly benefits you offer? In a job interview. Do I get extra money? I want to be treated better than your current employees. Dude, literally it's do you cover prep? Prep? What's prep? Like for HIV.

Does the health benefits cover prep? And asking whether or not your health care plan covers prep. Although, you know what? Maybe I guess. You know what? This is actually a very savvy move move by the way even if you're gay or not because the moment you get in there you're just like and you start bringing up these questions in a job interview that person on the defense dude are you kidding they're just like holy shit you're like i could lose everything

if i don't hire this person right now if i don't hire this person i could lose everything i've ever worked like is this a journalist like you but you don't know but you're just like oh my god like the moment those lines of questions just like this is bad yeah i mean i'm in way too deep right now you're fucked no you're literally fucked you're just like okay you're hired right don't ask one more question you're hired you're hired stop it also it's like do they specify whether or not you already have hiv but they're like you're gonna get it so make sure make sure specify whether or not you already have HIV? But they're like, you're going to get it. So make sure you get covered because you're gay. You're going to get AIDS.

This is so you can bang bareback and not get it. Just ask your employer. That's the first one. Is there any LGBTQ plus employee resource groups? Who sponsors it? What type of events have they done? And is the funding good for it you ask that question the guy's just like huh well you're not listening you're i'm just looking

for a new job actually just ask some more questions i'm just on indeed right now trying to find a fucking job as a factory where construction is done these are saying what how much money the exact stats of you have groups and you go yeah we have saying, how much money? The exact stats of, you have groups and you go, yeah, we have some groups. How much money do they have? What events have they done?

Bro, what? Like, how good are your gay parties? Like, are you throwing sick parties? Just the level of like, grilling in your day one.

You're applying to be like, a receptionist. Yeah, exactly. It's like, well, you're going for this graphic design job.

It's like, yeah, do you guys throw sick gay parties? Because you better. Yeah. How many gay CEOs have you had's like, yeah, do you guys throw sick gay parties? Because you better. How many gay CEOs have you had? Wait, what? And then what are the sponsors of the events to ensure that LGBTQ

plus employees have a voice in the room at the highest levels? Make sure so that anyone sucks dick in the fucking high ups or what? I would literally be the fucking warden from Shawshank at that point. I would just literally pull out the pistol just blow your fucking head off i'm done i'm done it's so wild three what are some success stories of lgbtq plus employees here so who are the other gay people that are crushing it you gotta be like a book report on these people

you're in an interview and you're like i want a list of gay people that are fucking crushing it you gotta do like a book report on these people you're in an interview and you're like i want a list of gay people that are fucking crushing it and if you think you're gonna be fucking clever working there be like oh we don't know who is and isn't gay like we don't care about that kind of thing you go yeah that's worse that's worse yeah you don't have a list of all the gay people here what list i want their social treatment yeah exactly how much do they make so who do you know who to give prep to if you don't yeah so know who to give PrEP to if you don't have a list? Yeah, so I guess you're not giving PrEP if you don't have a list. Oh, you just give PrEP to everybody then? Does everybody get PrEP?

It's in the drinking water. You got to hook up. So it just goes right in. Loud and clear. You got it working through the water. It's in the water. Okay. In the water.

Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. Is PrEP the one you take if you get AIDS or it's stopping you? No, no. Stopping you from getting it. Stopping you from getting it. Which actually works pretty good, apparently.

But also, it's like, doesn't it, it's still doing damage to your body, taking this pill every day? I don't think so. I don't think it's that bad. I think PrEP is literally like, if you take it, you can't, it's impossible. If you're like up to date on it. Sure, there's some side effects. Yeah.

But like, I think for the most part. You know what the biggest thing is? That's one of the ones that is always comes up but it's like accutane like for in terms of side effects it's like literally acne medication that the like side effects are like psychosis yeah you know johnny notes yeah the side effects are like psychosis suicide and it's like there's like all these cases where a guy like took acne and here's the best one if you drink on it the one of the side effects is that you're gonna have a red face for the rest of your life

and you'll see people that have this like essentially it looks like a face mask of red because they took accutane and they were like drinking on it not doing it right it's like pretty crazy what's going on with this accutane i mean you probably you must have very bad acne at that point is that just like the worst some people get like crazy like literally they got like that pizza yeah well some people eat too many chocolate bars yeah that's it it's like yeah eat less chocolate bars and you would fix this problem do you not know that one no no oh you never seen the chocolate bar i figured because you're that much older yeah so there was a i mean every american has no idea there's a commercial that came out when we were like pretty young but it was like

the most it probably ruined everyone's life with acne yeah he got some guy comes on he's like pretty bad acne and he goes some people think that i eat too many chocolate bars or that i don't wash my face but that is not true yeah there was a bad commercial legitimately like late 90s early 2000s in canada that was like i don't know this one at all maybe you were scuba diving when that was over yeah you were in your scuba dive instructor phase. Yeah, I was gone. I left the country. But that literally ruined lives. Okay, two more. What are some success stories? Then they go, how is professionalism defined at this company

and what's the dress code? So he wants to make sure that he can wear his fucking... Essentially what he means is if you're non-binary, it's like, I know you want me to wear a suit, but I'm going to be wearing a dress some days. Oh! They're like, i don't dude you can't stop him on that one that one you just gotta let it roll dude that's like the dude who had the big giant fake tits yeah it's like you just gotta but that's what he's asking but if the big giant tits guy started

poking around of the big giant tits policy in the interview he might not have got the job yeah yeah what are your policy on shopkeepers wearing big, giant tits? He's like, yeah. He was like, or you float it like that? Like, what's your policy? He was like, we really let people wear whatever makes them feel comfortable. And you're like, deal. Then you just tear away your suit.

Yeah. You're wearing a fucking thong and a fucking mesh tank top. Yeah. With big, fake prosthetic tits underneath. You're like, hey, you said, you said. The bottom line is you're telling this boss, like, I'm going to be a problem. So you better get used to this because there's a lot more where this is coming from. I don't do my job and I spend most of my time talking about this stuff.

Yeah. And it's like, also, it's like people just kind of want to hang out at work. They don't want to get into these big political like political like oh sure it's like oh we're sponsoring like uh get together like who are the sponsors and the hr person's like ah fuck man i don't know yeah it's like i i don't want to deal with this shit i don't like this job i don't like this job yeah just let me do whatever the fuck i want yeah that is the boss breaking down like listen my wife just left me my fucking my kid just got me do whatever the fuck i want yeah is the boss breaking down like listen my wife just left me my fucking my kid just got suspended from school the last thing i need is your questions

about whether you can wear a tank top beat it yeah get out of here dude get the fuck out of my office and the guy goes i was waiting for you to say that i've been recording this he's like you just fucking dug your grave pal uh we don't really have any sponsors you mind saying that into the microphone and the last one is are there gender inclusive bathrooms and then he asked a big big more bunch more about like if they do have don't have bathrooms are you willing to redesign your bathrooms oh you like to fucking do construction redesign if you hire me it's like bro i'm the manager it's like how much authority you think i have over the building yeah you're like i don't know he's like hey i don't even know what we rent the space from i don't know i don't have uh we don't have gender at least i got pamphlets oh here's three good

construction companies when you do i love doing it can't just like change the signs on the doors you think it would be that easy i guess but i guess i guess if there's like urinals in uh what should be like an all-gender bathroom, people are like, what's up with that? At this point, you go, listen, you can piss on the fucking plant for all I care. How about you just piss in my mouth? Is that what you want? Is that what you need?

I was thinking like, you know how the pride parade is like super whatever? I was saying like if there was a straight pride parade that kind of did it like that, it would just be a bunch of guys with their like STD test. It would basically be a bunch of guys being like like STD test. Like basically be a bunch of guys being like, oh, like, like, like a list of girls they fucked.

Like we used condoms thrown. Like, like, yeah, dude, we're getting pussy. Snapping the condoms. Yeah.

A bunch of dudes being like, who loves pussy? We love pussy. Who loves pussy? We love pussy. That would be like the dude, that would be like the dude equivalent. All right.

Okay. Chase, I gotta go. We're gonna wrap up All right. Okay. Chase, I gotta go. We're gonna wrap up. Yeah. Patreon.com slash the boys cast bonus episode. Every week,

we are 200 away from another Bugman versus Bugman. Bugman versus Bugman. Which we're either gonna do an eating competition or shooting, it looks like at this point.

I was actually thinking we should maybe get, for one of them in the future, we should do maybe a fighting thing with Jake Shields. Fighting thing could be okay. With Jake Shields.

Wait, you guys had Jake Shields on? No, no. We know him. He was at Skank Fest, though. Dude, when he did that post that was like, oh, I'll challenge the 10. Yeah, yeah. I was like,

I don't give a shit about the politics on this. I want this to happen. I want to see this. Of course. I want to see this. He wants to do it. I was like, that's a crazy event. I've talked to him a bunch about it.

He wants to do it. That's just an event where I'm like, nobody's going to fucking do it. I'm front seat. I'm front row. Like, what's going to happen? I know exactly He wants to do it. That's just enough. He's just like, nobody's going to fucking do it. I'm front seat. I'm front row. Like, what's going to happen? I know exactly what's going to happen. He was fucking like a trained killer.

I'd love to see that. Jay, you've been streaming on Twitch too, right? Yeah, yeah. Little dinky news on all platforms. That's where you can catch all the streams. Yeah.

We're big on kick now too. Kick is like blowing up. Are you doing good on kick? We're not doing great on kick, but I'm like, we're going to start moving a lot of operations. Did they just get that Amaranth? They got Amaranth and XQC. They gave XQC up. They gave Aiden Ross, everyone.

Yeah. Didn't they give him like as much as a fucking LeBron James or something? A hundred million dollars for two years. Wild. Yeah. And then Chateray not everywhere. Yeah. Yeah.

July 7th, I'm going to be in Poughkeepsie, laugh it up, and August 11th and 12th in Burlington. Me in San Diego this weekend. And also, Danny Mullen's going to be there Saturday, too. So come check out that, even though it'll be very few tickets by the time you read this, because we're fucking moving units. You already know what it is. And then Salt Lake City. You know what it do, what it do, what it do.

Okay, peace. Later.