The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Dudes Identify as Non-Binary to Take Over Women's Tech Conference

Episode Date: October 6, 2023

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You know, there's a lot of men out there who will say things like women are crazy, but if men took the time to look at the actual statistics, they would see that the number of mentally ill women is only slightly above 27%, which means a whopping 73% of women aren't crazy. And some of you might be thinking, that's still 41 million women running around with some type of diagnosed craziness in America alone. Probably are. But what about the 120 million women who most likely aren't crazy?

Yes. Are we, as a society, just going to ignore those stats? we live in an anti-women society where every time you look through tiktok you'll see thousands of self-hating women saying hey i am in fact crazy i have all sorts of mental illnesses this entire page is dedicated to them men were right you name the type of craziness i got it painting the picture that there are far more crazy women out there than the mere 41 milli that exists in reality in america alone so i am urging all men when you hear a friend or a co-worker saying all women are crazy stand up and correct him these men need to have the courage to stand up and say no it's slightly above a quarter

of them which barely cracks 40 mil despite what you might hear in a locker room or on tiktok from talk from the girls themselves. Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. Boys! We are about to start the podcast. And Danny, you demanded, you said, before we go, why is Taylor Swift and Travis Kelso not on the dot? I told you, he was uptight about this. I mean, dude, it's the biggest story in the world, okay? He goes, we're not going to talk about Taylor Swift. Could there be a bigger story than Taylor Swift and Mr. Fizer? You said, why is Tavis not on the docket?

That's what you said, quote unquote. He said, well, that's just weird. I mean, it's kind of strange that we're not going to be talking about Taylor Swift for half an hour. I thought that'd be at least half the podcast. I mean, he's my third favorite football player behind Lionel Messi and Ronaldo He said I can't believe that him and Tay Tay. Why not me? I should be with Travis That's what you said. That could have been me. That could have been me with Travis. Do you hear him get burned as Mr. Fizer? I heard he's been getting fucking

You're not conning me into this See you want it. You want it. He's trying to get me. He's trying to trick me Really? Who's calling Mr. Fizer? Oh no no no no no Aaron Rodgers You want it. You want it. He's trying to get me. He's trying to trick me. Really? Who's calling Mr. Fudge? Oh, no, no, no. That's Aaron Rodgers. He's trying to get in my fucking head, dude.

Do you hear his ex? You actually want to get in his head. You go, do you hear his ex-girlfriends are on a press tour right now trying to trash him? It's like, yeah, I don't think. Yeah, Ryan's like, sweat drips down his head. You go, that's pretty uncalled for from an ex I don't know if an ex

should be doing that what did you have to say you were going on and on about like you said before we started the podcast you go his ex-girlfriend

calls him a narcissist maybe she's a fucking narcissist yeah maybe she is that's why she's going on the press tour you were saying that you hope... I hope that Taylor doesn't do that to him. That's what you were saying. Yeah, I hope so. Just because I got

a futures bet on... Come on, you've been thinking about it all week. On the Chiefs. You couldn't get to it? I had them to win the Super Bowl. Okay, there you go. The Super Bowl. Alright, well, anyways... Now we're talking about it, so it sounds like I won. Sounds like I won, yeah.

For the Taylor heads? For the Taylor heads, just leave us alone. Trevor Kelso? Just leave us alone. Taylor Swaft and Trevor Kelso. Yeah, I'm not crazy. I don't watch a ton of football, but it seems pretty fucking annoying that all the NFL does is tweet about it.

That would fucking drive me nuts, man. If you go to the nfl you're with the boys and there's just taylor swift mania yeah also you're travis kelsey you're like why don't you tweet about me more you know what it is it's reeking about fucking howard stern vibes where it's like trying to get one of these like you know what i mean oh look at this we got ariana grande in the building and you're like you think the truckers they're you know listen you give two shits what like in what world is you're like that's that's a guy that doesn't care about his audience that is like oh but maybe we can go viral right on tiktok to people who don't care about us yeah you know but more importantly you want to get back to my world yeah which is actually in your

world because you've been tweeting it non-stop yeah so anyways there was a prankster who was doing an internet prank we covered this originally when i know exactly so there's this guy he was doing this prank and he had the phone up in the person's face they pulled a gun out and shot him right yeah and the prank was i guess just bothering the guy right just bothering the guy like he just like his phone was playing some random thing. I didn't even know what I was saying. And all I would say was, listen, call me old-fashioned. Back in my day, internet prank, back in my day,

a prank that you would do to someone involved waking up your parents. Call me old-fashioned. Of course. Dead horse head in the bed. Dead horse. Where I come from, a prank involves a blind cane

pretending to be blind and walking around the city while people don't realize that you're blind. And various other hijinks that include a blind cane pretending to be blind and walking around the city well people don't realize that you're blind and various other hijinks that include the blind or you know maybe on a saturday afternoon morning your parents are making you breakfast then you shoot fireworks at them when i was growing up and again i'm not trying to be that old guy right now what a prank would be you would tell your friend he was getting kidnapped, get him in the back, and then before that, you would force him to put a fake beard on that was made of every one of your friend's pubes. Of course.

Classic. Yeah, or another classic, which is pretending to be a woman because your bitch ex-wife won't let you see your kids. There you go. That's another prank. That was a good one that they used to do. You don't see that too much anymore. You know what else you don't see?

A prank where they're not even being pranked they're just watching was you and your friends are doing a funeral casket yeah and then you're dropping the casket everywhere and then the body's going flying everywhere that where i come from that's a prank someone had to die for that prank back when pranks were pranks now you're just getting shot you know what you know what my actual synopsis of that thing is it's because the back in the day it was like the people that were kind of doing pranks it was almost like people that were uh to some degree like were a prankster in high school or like were their friends were like funny guys and then they like were like what if we just start filming it you know what i mean yeah you kind of have people that uh you know skateboarder guys or people in bands like that's like that's really who started filming messing with people

right you're just like hey we're filming or skateboarding or making music videos or whatever and you go what if we mess up with the mall people right that really kind of where is that whole world came from funny people that started filming it whereas now it's kind of the same thing that happened to comedy a while ago where it was comedy was people that wanted to be comedians and then it became like what if i oh this would be a good way to get in movies or whatever yeah and i think that's what you have on prank now you're like hey i want to be an influencer what can i do i don't really do anything you i guess i do pranks you go but you're not funny and you go it doesn't really matter it doesn't really matter i just know

how to bully somebody but that's what i'm a good bully so a lot of these type of pranks i think it comes from people that aren't particularly funny doing pranks because there isn't really like a funniness to it you go i guess i am like bothering this person i'm not really totally against bothering people obviously no but there needs to be to me it's like the part that makes it like cringy in my opinion sometimes is just that it's not funny for sure like this guy was like especially in this guy's case, he was like six foot five, this massive guy who's just getting in the face of some weirdo. Well, what's the psychology, right? Also, it used to be a lot of pranks.

It was someone who was working, so there was an element where it was funny because they were trapped at their job and they couldn't- Yeah, fake employee pranks and stuff like that. Right, and they couldn't really defend themselves in a normal way because they just like had to be like that and then this guy just found some random dude in the food court and yeah got shot in the stomach so that sucks i think i think it just comes from uh people that that they're like i'm making content but i'm not particularly funny yeah and probably he had a like i imagine this guy is like he probably was like searching for shit to make did something like this it popped off and he goes okay this

is what i do i but yeah i'm that guy yeah and again i'm not gonna totally hate on it but i will say i was surprised that the verdict was completely innocent because for self-defense yeah but he has a gun charge coming to him though so he's not oh i guess i sort okay so i get that he probably wouldn't be like okay i mean the self-defense thing is weird because you're like i guess the guy said like don't if someone's bothering you i guess i didn't realize that you could get shot that easily yeah and it's like totally cool well that seemed to be like that's how you because i thought the thing was the thing that people were arguing with is once you take it out you need to like pause for a second to allow them to step back

no i don't know but the thing is you have to feel like you're actually in danger and i think that was where people were like did that guy really feel like he was well he was in danger of getting blasted online i guess i guess just he kept saying like stop stop all that stuff or whatever like so he just like i don't know that's why they let him off because i think a lot of people were surprised with it but the guy's been sitting in jail since it happened it's not okay yeah so he's already dead some time sir yeah so he's been in jail since it happened and then he still has to deal with some gun charge because again you can't just like i don't know if the gun was registered but i don't think you could just like whip it out in a

food court and shoot it like that although i guess maybe you can with self-defense but sounds like it depends where it is sounds like he's still in some some hot water okay so then maybe it was a down the middle let's just hope that the i wonder what the prankster like moves on to though is he just like back to pranking fuck yeah dude yeah this just made his thing i think he's but like is he still gonna be doing like see like he's just like buddy learned nothing he was woke up and he was doing the shit in my pants in the hospital bed prank within minutes he was just like this is what he wanted like fucking with all the nurses and orderlies and stuff but i don't i don't know this guy's entire catalog so it is possible that sometimes but i've seen a few things that it's in general you see i just see a lot on the internet

of people kind of doing something that in my mind was kind of the funny guy in high school that started filming him stuff or that it's either the funny guy or the crazy guy the guy that you know would jump over cars and stuff like that that's the stevos of the world yeah you know the funny guy or the crazy guy you were the something guy something where it's not just i want to be famous guy this guy seemed like just like a bully maybe do you think you know what i was kind of making me laugh you know what the hassan min Yeah. And I, that there is really starting to be a movement against, do you think it's kind of going to go back in time now where, do you know, for a while it was just nonstop people looking through old podcasts and stuff and try to get them, you know, in trouble,

which is obviously still happening to some degree. But I think that in that world you can, it almost to some degree makes other people mad but those people don't follow you so and then what are they going to take away your tv shows you don't have like it's just such a two uh parallel worlds right now but do you think that there's going to be a phase where they're going through everyone's stuff looking for fake like hate crime hate crime stories yeah yeah yeah you know what i mean like if you go through uh all of the people who are really on that stuff you can probably find just like on you know all this stuff like all of them accusing all sorts of stuff and people being like

look back checking those i mean if there's damage to like i don't know yeah there is some weird fake hate crime seems like kind of you know if you're like someone who makes up a fake rape allegation and then that bolsters your career like that seems yeah people are it's questionable but i mean i think people it's not i wouldn't say gone the other way but i say that it's gotten to a point where people are questioning it when someone says you know this happened to me it's the same thing we always talk about the swastika on the wall like yeah i think most people that are sort of paying attention go okay well let's wait for a little more to come out to see who actually did it was it a card carrying member of the glu klux klan or was it you know a guy that was trying to drum up a hate crime controversy right um but the real probably

the real victim of this stuff is every comedian who also has a bit about... Oh, yeah. Well, they're like, I'm not trying to get any clout here. I'm just a silly joke. But every other comedian right now that has a bit about how I was walking down the street and they're yelling the N-word at me. Yeah, right, right. Were they, though? Were they, though? Well, I guess, yeah. That's what that's what happened again i i still stand by you

gotta hate the game not the you know hate the well you know what a lot of it was and again we'll move on after this but yeah there's that for sure but a lot of it too is people that we know that do bits where they go you know i was i was walking down the street and some guy yelled like the n-word at me. Sometimes those are true, but 99% of the time, it was a crazy homeless person. For sure. Do you know what I mean?

The context is not there. Yeah, but you kind of act like, oh, I was walking down the street and I was hate crime, but what really happened was a guy was having a mental breakdown. He lives on the street. Look, I'll say the problem with the hookups.

Calling women bitches and yelling every obscenity. That kind of happens a lot. The thing is, you're not going to advance your career with a bit like that because there's too many people who have them.

Like, it's too just broad for you. Nowadays, well, there was a moment where that was a fucking good thing. Maybe, but like, he did such a specific thing where he's like,

they sent anthrax to my house where like, he knew nobody else had that. It was also the going on the panel talk shows and saying it. Yeah, and you're like, it's like, that's the thing.

You're basically saying someone tried to kill you, right? Which is essentially what you're implying. It's not like, oh, some crazy guy said the N-word while you were walking by in the Bronx. So we just got back from Skank Fest. Super fun. I slept zero because I have a DJ outside of my window playing Skrillex at 9 a.m.

This guy, he finishes at 4 a.m. and he starts again at 9 a.m he finishes at 4am And he starts again At 9am on the dot He's on that grind set huh There's one banker in the pool Like on his Blackberry talking on his Bluetooth like we're going to do this and then there's a

DJ with a mouse head on Going all night I slept a zero wink But the whole festival was really cool and we did a live podcast with like a banger of a lineup that i think we're gonna release on the main channel too possibly tuesday yes but yeah there was just a bunch of stuff that was uh really cool we're hanging out with violent jay insane clown posse you said he wants to come on the podcast but he said he's not in new york right now he wants to do it on zoom and then we said uh let us know when

you're in new york so we're gonna have him on yeah yeah we're hanging out with rosanne i crab for the first time yeah zach and me goes funny to watch you fucking crushing it the whole weekend he was a highlight for me of just doing well yeah the million dollar extreme guys i watched their new uh hour special which was really good i missed that went to the strip club with nick uh roshiford and he's a fucking badass yeah he was killing me dude that guy's so funny yeah it was uh it was a wild weekend it was uh if you've never been to skank fest definitely you should consider going yeah you should definitely consider going it really was a banger man yeah and it's all in one place which is kind of cool it was all in one

place and i think it is that thing that uh people always mentioned, but it is funny how, you know, it's all the people that are always in trouble and everyone's mad at them. And people say they're the worst. And a lot of those people were there and everyone's the nicest person. For sure. I mean, of course. Yeah.

And there's nobody has like any bad interactions. Like, no, everyone's so nice to everyone. And it's like a quote unquote, all love. Yes. But no matter who anyone is but

if you listen to the the people who are actually assholes they'd be like these are the bad guys of course of course which is what's extra funny about it yeah but this was the highlight so i was going through everything for this podcast and you posted this and it started coming up and i didn't realize how funny it was till i started reading it but so a bunch of tech bros invaded this all women's conference they're not even tech bros these are like desperate students okay yeah i'll just yeah you can say it better than there is well they're essentially just like some like you know they did some like job fair career like networking thing and they go it's women and non-binary only. Yeah.

For tech. And so then all these dudes who are just like probably autistic and they're like, okay, I'll just say I'm non-binary. And then the funniest thing is all these women are mad because now their space is invaded by non-binary people, even though they're,

but now they care. Well, now they care, but they go, Oh, well they're men. And they go like, they had he,

him pronouns. You're like, hello, do you not know how non-binary works some days your pronouns are he him you don't get it you're the ones who set it up saying we want non-binary people they want just like chicks with short hair and like obviously you know and then like it's just it the whole thing just gets exposed because you go this is yeah this is what people said like so yeah you and rush limbaugh agree then exactly you go women's faces are getting evaded you go

well yeah obviously if you say non-binary the only characteristic is you just have to say you are well then why can't they just say they are of course of course and they're all just mad because they're like you know we went through some of their social media history and they didn't start identifying as non-binary until this weekend so so yeah so what's the problem with that yeah so they just came out and are living their true selves what's the problem and that's the thing about being non-binary maybe sometimes you switch back yeah for oh that's for sure that's the thing that's what they really didn't even get is to go like because the he him pronouns was the funniest thing because they go so much of men running around you go yeah what do

you think non-binary people are yeah no it is exactly what you meant it's like well we mean like what they actually mean which they can't say is like well we mean non-binary but like girls yeah or like or like gay dudes which is so the whole thing's super funny and but they're they don't they kind of don't know what to do with it right and they've got some weaselly uh ceo yeah i don't know what to do with it, right? And they've got some weaselly CEO. I don't know if it was a CEO, but a main guy. And he gave this big speech and he goes, you know, we have some cisgendered men who've been taking advantage. Everyone's like, boo.

And if I was one of those guys, I'd be like, boo. Boo, boo, boo, boo. It's just the bros. But the way that they paint it, because these girls, their thing is he's not really non-binary and you go yeah well what does that mean you go well it means that you think you are he goes okay well what's the what's the qualification and you go they i guess it's that

you say you are yeah that you say you are and they go well they're not living as non-binary people what is that yeah what is that what does that mean that's the thing in their minds they have a very like even though non-binary is supposed to mean like anything they have like a super narrow definition of what it is even though it should be literally anything well this guy watches football wears his overalls yeah well yeah so it's just a just a hilarious thing and honestly there's obviously been more and more of this but as soon as as you say, hey, there's going to be, if you're non-binary, there's just like a billion benefits

and your life's going to be way easy. And by the way, for most people that are 21 and what's the right word? You know, it's a guy that's, uh, you really, like industrious, ambitious, ambitious.

There we go. I knew you had my back, dude. If you're a dude, this is like, and you're like 20 years old and ambitious. That means you would change your whole life to go to a different school. You would move for a job for sure. I break up with your chick for a job.

You think you won't say you're non-binary for the fact is you keep trying to sign up for these things that are meant for you and they're like no we're like full and we're not taking i don't know if you've seen some of the stats on you know like being a 20 year old white dude now getting hired some of those stats are like those guys are having a rough go of course they are that's why they're changing the non-binary yeah exactly literally ladybugs it's just ladybugs all over again so but so yeah there's the basically this guy that's kind of tied in with the festival i don't know if he's the main guy or kind of runs the conference but not the ceo of the organization or whatever but he goes out and he's you know he's basically about to cry in his speech right just being like i can't believe that fucking new dudes. Something like that, right? And then there's girls

that are sort of at the festival giving their account and the accounts are hilarious. By the way, I'd like to note that we do feel bad for the women who think this is, it should just be a women's only event. Like, obviously, those women

are probably getting the short end of the stick because they're like, yeah, we think this is bullshit to begin with across the board. We just want it to be biological women here here i don't think that they do think i'm sure some well then go say that they're not saying they're not saying that obviously too bad then yeah well then sure if you if your whole thing is like well i think that every single other person except for uh white dudes is the problem it's like i got no sympathy for you no

no i'm sorry i'm not talking about those people i'm just saying for for something like a stem like tech event there's a lot of like real autistic women who are like yeah there's guys and girls and that's it there's well then go say it or no well they don't because they're trying to okay yeah well then too bad i don't know it's too bad yeah and like i said yeah you said hit the game the game there's like they don't want to say it yep and okay well here's what happens yep yep it does sorry the bros have infiltrated again i know what you're saying where you're just like there's some girls that why should they have to pay the price i mean i don't know first of all the idea that uh that maybe if you go hey people are graduating from

uh university right women right now are graduating are graduating from university at higher rates or whatever. There's already tons of push to get women or whatever. And then you go, hey, there's this women get first dibs on all the best places to give their resumes. It's okay. Yeah. I don't know. I can imagine a 20-year-old guy being like, I don't like that. Yeah, of course.

I would do the same thing. I would be like, I'm non-binary and I'd have a whole little outfit for it well yeah so you're just like hey our unfair advantage got infiltrated yeah i don't know yeah yeah that's the bro the bros took breaks right so they go a tech conference celebrating women and non-binary people in computer science has sparked backlash after people said it was dominated by men the complaints were about the grace hopper celebration of women in computing which took place in orlando september 16th on tiktok attendees said that men shoved women out of the way cut lines to submit resumes at the big tech companies attended the job fair so this is first off that's patently false because there were no men there thank you there were no men there well yeah your problem is

with non-binary people you it is very picking and choosing when you get to say no that guy's not yeah like it's it is i mean obviously like we we just laugh about it but yeah for them to just be like you're not really non-binary though what the how the fuck do you know yeah yeah because you're right you go i just got pushed out of the way by a man. Be like, excuse me? Yeah, exactly. The guy's like, what? I'm not even non-binary. I'm a woman. Right, right.

Yeah, they go, we don't seem like a woman. He goes, what does a woman seem like? Well, the thing doesn't seem to make a whole sense for someone who wants a job in computer science having trouble with logic. You failed. But the idea that the pitch, I doubt it was quite the way that they line it up. But the way that this article explains it is just the funniest visual. Just the idea of, hey, this is the Women in Nine Binary Conference. And you just have like a frat of 80 guys just stiff-arming women.

Just out of my way, whores. The girls, you know, there's a guy that bent over while one guy pushes him. Yeah, there's a girl fashion. The girl's hitting your resume. The guy just takes it and rips it. Not, all right, non-binary coming through. Yeah. You know.

Not some non-binaries coming through. All right, beat it. Bunch of babies coming through think fast cindy there's a binder in her face a whole computer just bullying them like she's got her resume just knocking the stack in the air beat it ladies the non-binaries are here i'm sure like the people who are like the you know employers though at these fairs were probably told like hey you know there's some guys here so like they like, they're probably told, like, ignore them, you would think, or something of that sort. Well, the guys weren't letting them ignore them.

Then they're putting them in full notice. But then they now have to make, like, decisions where, like, someone drops off and they go, like, was that one that we should ignore? I'm not really sure. It's like, was that one? I don't know. I don't want to get, like, a fucking hate crime on me. I wonder if this was organized Or every guy had his Do you think it just kind of

The guy's like Dude just do this It went around Or a lot of guys Had this idea independently There must have been Something more It had to be some coordination

We don't know Yeah but there must be Something really desirable About being able to Attend this thing Where like Yeah the thing desirable Was basically

You pay some money You go to this thing And you got first dibs On giving your resume To all these Oh to all, and you got first dibs on giving your resume to all these super... Oh, to all these... You basically had first dibs on the job market. Right, I cut in the line.

So yeah, maybe. But again, you'd think if you were a guy... If I was a guy and I was doing that and I was pretending to be non-binary, I'd probably do something. But the problem is there are probably just these... What would you do? Just shave the side of your head for the day?

Something. Just dye the side of my head. Just something wacky. Doesn't have to be permanent. A side of your head for the day? Something. Just dye the side of my head. Just something wacky. Doesn't have to be permanent. A dangly nose ring for the day. Yeah, like anything. Just dress really weird or something. Just be like, I'm non-binary.

And then they'll be like, I guess. I guess if you were trying to be there and you wanted to be non-binary, maybe just complain more. You show up. You're trying to fit in as non-binary you're just sitting you're just pushing the girls out of line and they go you know binary and you go can you believe that trump guy yeah okay all right i'm sorry i used the men's room today because i'm a man today and there were no tampons in them huh i'm feeling like a man today

is that something we'd complain about ladies the tampons in the men's room do you believe it they're cutting cutting the line so funny like just if the fact that they've the fact that they weren't keeping it low-key if any of this is true they just have a bunch of dudes just cutting in front of all these chicks non-binary we're only getting one side of this story there's probably this is probably they just have a bunch of dudes just cutting in front of all these chicks non-binary that's the thing too we're only getting one side of this story there's probably this is probably some of my guess would be it sounds like there's hundreds of fucking dudes there just and they're just probably like no one's got stiff arming the way no of course of course they're

just like probably well they're playing victim on tiktok yeah yeah i don't buy it you never want to look within and be like hey yeah maybe, maybe we should just have a women's conference and not have non-binary and be like, not in a million years could that be the solution. Sure, well, because the question is, where do the non-binaries go? Why do they get an extra leg up? They're people too, Ryan.

Multiple people. Yeah, but the whole deal is you go, hey, women weren't allowed in. They had historically less represented in tech. It was like, non-binaries, what? When did they... They only got invented

three years ago. Yeah, and they're grossly misrepresented. Underrepresented. Is that true? I don't know if that's true. Based on what... Is there any factual statement

to say that they've been misrepresented? It doesn't have to be facts, Ryan. It's how you feel inside. Sure, because you go, well, if you say it's all girls, then okay, well, it's fucking... No, it's obviously fucking nonsense.

Okay, so she says this. She goes, this is another girl named Gabby. In the caption, Gabby said, she waited in line to speak with a recruiter, then a man skipped in front and cut her off the conversation. So basically... Oh, he just cut her off. I think you're done here anyways john enough girl talk uh here's all the programs that i've made since i was 12

they've got all their computers in their hand just handing out their hard drives below their yeah just some girl computer engineer. Out of my way, ladies. The real question is, did any guys benefit from this? That's the question because if you were the job fair people, well, you know,

some of the job fair people might have just been bros too, right? Because some of these guys are just like the dude at his workplace that has to go man the booth of the festival. So if he hits it off with the guy and they end up being friends, that guy might not give a shit that you stand his way.

He might see it as this guy's a go-getter. True. And for computer science, there are obviously people who are better than other people. So you might have been just like, this guy's amazing. It's like when you sneak into a party to get FaceTime with the boss and he goes,

listen, you're not supposed to be here. He goes, give me five seconds of your time. Let me hear the elevator pitch. I can code in every different language. You will you know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, like literally I've been doing this since I was four years old. I promise you just take a look at this thing Yeah, you just want some face time with yeah, yeah, man, right? Yeah, unless the companies have like non-binary quotas and stuff that they are they have put into place which is possible, too Well, maybe yeah, but these guys are maybe, yeah. But again, the main issue is

if those people are willing to be like, they go, you're not non-binary, they go, yes, I am. Like, what if the guys go- You have to keep the charade up all the time, but you might be able to- Yeah, all non-binary people keep the charade up all the time.

That's what it is. But you could also say, I'm not non-binary anymore. I mean, as you know, these things are fluid. Fluid, yeah. So you go, I'm non-binary, and you go,

you said you were non-binary at the festival, and you go, yeah, I was going through a phase I'm not anymore. Yeah, he fluid So you go I'm non-binary and you go You said you were non-binary at the festival And you go yeah I was going through a phase I'm not anymore Yeah he they and I'm mostly he and I'm sometimes they Like 99.999 Like at these events I'm they And at work I'm a he as in like Not a problem if you catch my drift Let's just say the amount of

Present I'm he they Approaches infinity Little fucking computer Little Matthew from the boys time he they approaches infinity little fucking computer i wouldn't say i'm a girl zero percent of the time but it's fair to say that it approaches zero let me tell you i'm not gonna be a problem if you catch my drift at work i'm not gonna be going to hr to HR a lot. You decide which part of me that is. You can tell a joke around me. So you just figure out which part of me that is.

That's all. Then a girl comes and fucking elbows her. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, lady. Us ladies are talking. Child. Rebionic. Child. Rebionic. Okay. child child okay

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lady on the plane pretty pretty funny oh really i got into it with a lady on the plane and i looked up and ian fidance was getting into it with a guy who wrote there's a guy wearing a mask like a covid mcgee he's called him so basically there was like a family uh that wanted to sit together yeah and this guy was on the uh aisle seat or whatever and they just wanted to switch to the aisle seat one over and they go would you mind and the guy goes actually i wouldn't mind really he's got the mask on and he went for somebody who minded oh when you gotta ask someone to do anything on an airplane and they're wearing a mask right now you know that's gonna be problematic right this guy could have actually

been at the festival so this guy basically said no something like that and then ian was like i'll do it because the guy he goes just for the record you're an asshole really yeah he didn't switch with them yeah and then i this lady to the point where she you know this is my kryptonite it's my one thing that i'm larry david about is people having crazy loud conversations my and i'm not i've already said this but my policy is you shouldn't do anything that if anyone else did this it would be a nightmare so you go if you were having conversation if the other person beside you or anyone else on the plane was having a conversation as loud as you either of you couldn't even have your own conversations right so this lady not only was she yelling at the top of her lungs to the point where because all the comedians

were on the flight so everyone kept walking by me going what this is crazy right and we're i'm before i actually intervene i'm loudly going oh i know it's nuts right hoping she would catch the drift nothing she doesn't give two shits who's she talking to a friend and by and and by and she's saying this kind of stuff the conversation ends she goes so what else what other than that been up to you know there was she's just trying to keep chatting she's just trying to how's the dogs so she's going crazy eventually i'm looking at the person beside me. Was this a midday flight? I'm looking at, yeah. Okay.

No, noon. I'm looking at the person beside me, who, by the way, wasn't the type of person that would be on my side to get my drift. Probably the type of person to be mad about this festival. Okay. And me and her were even making friends over her being like. This is crazy. She goes, she's giving me these looks like, I don't know what to tell you right now.

Did you try and ask her to keep it to you? Yeah, well, eventually I just, I eventually tapped her and I go, hey, this is crazy. Yeah. And that's what I said. I go, and then she goes, oh, sorry about that. And then she just spoke a little bit quieter. She was in front of you?

She was in the window and I'm on the aisle. Oh, okay. Gotcha. But it was just funny that me and Ianan got into confrontation at this exact same time in the actually had a woman i never have any shit like that on airplanes and then yesterday i had my like backpack and i went to pull it out under my seat and then the woman in front of me but it was like a later flight but then she just got she literally stood up but she was like as tall as the seat she was tiny woman but then she stood up she goes you're pushing

my back like she literally walked over like she got did you say i'm non-binary then slap her non-binary bitch no i was like i i'm like i'm non-binary bitch i'm gonna push your shit in how'd you like that i'm like i took my my bag out i don't know And she goes Ow She sat down It was so weird Normally she'd be like You get like someone Turned back

Short guy syndrome But you'd get like But it was an old woman Short woman syndrome Yeah be like Excuse me like Hey can you stop Pushing my thing or whatever

And then I'd be like Oh I was just getting my bag But to actually like Get up out of her seat And like address me Was I was like That's so weird Screw off

Yeah Then I started pushing her seat Did you You tried to make a point Yeah I started Well that's She was This is Again you give someone give someone a 4-5 minute grace period Yeah, of course

I let this girl fucking yap at the top of her lungs For like 8 minutes before I finally said Enough, lady But at the conference She said that she suspected That cisgender men Might have finessed the system she calls it I don't know how it's finessing the system

the system's designed to be finessed yeah by pretending to be non-binary or selecting prefer not to answer oh why are you not allowed to answer okay prefer not to answer is even better on their entry if you can get in with prefer not to answer then and she goes though

there is no solid evidence for that claim so that's your claim but she goes it is funny but go she goes um the they're saying that they prefer not to answer and they're pretending to be non-binary but based on what yeah well it's because again they have an idea of what a non-binary person's supposed to be like which is essentially a gay person which is is essentially what we all know, and they probably wouldn't want people to say. Yes, but it's essentially just like a lesbian or not even a lesbian, just a woman. How many women are just like, I'm non-binary? If you said that to them, though, non-binary, obviously, like a chick that sort of says

she's not a gender, and they'd go, what? And you go, all right, well, then we'll play your rules. Yeah, I mean, there are male non-binaries, and they're they're all gay guys yeah there's no straight dude who's non-binary even though that shouldn't necessarily preclude you um but you shouldn't have to be gay i think you're i think you'd find certain types of guys that would say that yeah yeah i think you'd find some straight dudes that would say that right yeah they're at this conference trying to sneak their way in you know i'm you know the type they probably look like me some of them right but they say i see i don't know if they say they're like non-binary though maybe i don't know well many uh so they found many more public comments on linkedin left by female and non-binary

attending how many actual it sounds like 80 of% of the conference is non-binary. The best are the people who are like, but I'm actually non-binary. And there's just like nerds from China. It's like, I'm also non-binary. No, but I'm also. No, I'm really not. I go, I am also non-binary.

Have you seen, I think it was maybe Good Will Hunting. Probably not. I can't remember one of those movies, but it became a trope where they go, if the teacher gets fired,'m i'm leaving and then the other kid stands up and that's this yeah i'm non-binary and then the guy stands up i too am not the spartacus is the spartacus what was it there's another movie they're like trying to kill spartacus or whatever because he's like a slave that rebels and they go where's spartacus and

someone stands up because i'm spartacus and that's right everybody says goes, I'm Spartacus. That's right. Everybody stands up and goes, I'm Spartacus. I'm Spartacus. I, too, am non-binary. I, as well, am non-binary. Bring me the one fake non-binary person to kick out. And he goes, who is it? Or we're ending the whole thing. And he goes, I'm non-binary. And then everybody starts saying that.

It's good when people ruin stuff by doing this. It's great when people ruin stuff. doing it's great stuff that's the good shit right there that's the good shit you know it's such a bunch of weasels fucking running this thing too of course i told you the guy that was giving a speech that he wasn't happy about this is gendered people in attendance allegedly allegedly more mad the women there or the people who are like actually non-binary i don't think there is probably a whole fucking i get i my guess would be there's not a ton of non-binaries but what percent of people are

non-binary so weird too because computer science is all based on the binary isn't it it's not a whole thing ones and zeros it's like literally like all of the internet and everything's just it's a pretty good way to know that someone wouldn't be good at fucking you're like really you're non-binary computer programmer oh i'm non-binary go what's your specialty binary language all right okay so they said the comments. Okay, this is the part that I was, why it was to me like really stuck out as a funny article. They go, the non-binary attendants,

the female and non-binary attendees were expressing their disappointment over the experience, describing a place overcapacitated by rude, disrespectful, and female attacking men so the way that they're describing it is just like they're describing guys they basically said a bunch of computer brokers you remember

in first year university where the engineers all painted their face blue and basically they act like a frat she's describing that like a bunch of guys come in with their faces painted going ole ole ole ole ole oh shit a frat yeah she's describing that like a bunch of guys come in with their faces painted going oh they're just dumping their buckets of piss on the girl hazing them oh yeah yeah they're not like telling the girls to smell their fingers they don't like their they don't like their female environment mailed up you know they don't like all that testosterone yeah it's a lot of

testosterone these guys were hyped up. That's what it should be. These events should be... They're on each other's shoulders. You should take a testosterone test. They're definitely wearing togas. They're all wearing togas. It's a bunch of guys in togas with beer.

The beer funnel hats on. The question is, how do they fix this for next year? The what, Johnny? John Belushi. Yeah, they got the John Belushi hats on. How do they fix it for next year? The what, Johnny? Yeah, they got the John Belushi hats on. How do they fix it for next year? That's what I wonder. They can't.

It's not fixable. How can you ask someone to bring in a non-binary? Are they going to start having non-binary licenses and stuff? You're going to have to actually get a pretty official license that says you're non-binary, what that even entails. License to be ill. Yeah, I don't know. entails licensed to be ill yeah i don't know curious they really painted themselves i mean just now like this is on a similar thing but the

prime minister of uh england they're going pretty hard in england right now on what oh they're straight up like yesterday they said um some minister was like there's no no biological men could be in like women's only hospital wards or whatever and then uh they're going hard to being like enough of this yeah like enough of this and then today the prime minister of uh england was like he's like men are men women are women like cut the shit prime minister of england's name uh rishi sunak guy or girl guy and he came out and he goes enough of this yeah he's literally like because he's a conservative guy and he's just like enough of this shit like this is knock it off i mean honestly this is the type of stuff that's going to start winning like

elections though to be honest like i mean i think they said so many like just normal people fuck off i have some people pointing this out but they they the thing that justin trudeau said is a radical position. According to polling, like 85% of people agree with it. Yeah, a radical position, which is that like your kids, you should inform parents if your kid decides they're a different gender at school. Justin Trudeau's like, yeah, a radical position. Like you should not tell the parents. And then you're like.

A radical position. Parents are like, yeah, we'd like to know. So this guy basically, his whole platform was like, it off yeah he's just he was he's already prime minister he's just saying like i think i've got a bit they might have a new election coming i sort of said this on stage a few times but i never really finished it and do a proper anything good but the point i feel like if you melt down to its core liberals versus conservatives uh at least in their you know uh aggressive online forum liberals are everything's amazing and then conservatives are can you believe these guys so there is it can get show to control where all you have to do to win an election is that and be like that's crazy right yeah that's crazy right okay we're not

well the thing is is like people did entertain this stuff for a while just out of politeness no i'm talking about like just the you know there's a lot of the trans stuff people were like okay well i entertain the idea if someone wants to live as trans yeah good no and you're like people were like oh we're like here's my pronouns and you have to say them and you're like you know out of politeness, sure. And then they're just constantly encroaching on these newer and newer things. And people are like, all right, this is getting fucking crazy.

So the Prime Minister of England put his foot down and everyone was just like... Yeah. If you look at the comments and all these people are like, oh, this is like, I've never voted Tory in my life, but I think this will be my first time. This is like an actual election issue for a lot of people. Right, right.

Yeah, because it is a losing position to just be like, I'm on board with all the fucking, fucking what? I mean, I don't, choo-choo, all aboard the wacko train. Dude, imagine if you're like, you know,

trying to be liberal right now and you're just like, yeah, the economy sucks plus like all this crazy shit. Dude, it'd be so hard to be a dude if a liberal, like their signs are literally like, vote for liberals if you're gay. And you're just like,

you're fucking, you know, are you a you a gay chick like and you're just like yo you're making it very hard for something like a dude to just be a guy's like yeah a guy's like you know i think health care is probably a good idea and they're like yeah yeah put your john hancock here if you're a pussy gay and you're just like you're making it difficult to go back to the construction site the branding is really you know what i mean yeah yeah are you on board with every fucking last wacky thing in the world it's pretty much there's not a lot of middle ground in there it's definitely if you're gonna be just hey i'm just a normal liberal but it doesn't think any crazy stuff you're gonna be defending yourself every single day i guess the way the conservatives have to defend themselves that i'm not racist i guess they have to defend themselves like i'm not a fucking psychopath yeah yeah like i don't want to mutilate your kids or whatever

make your kids forcibly trans or some shit well we still want to cut the tip off just not the whole thing you're like i'm a normal one come on yeah i mean i'll tell you it's just getting out of hand my mom has started sending me red pill memes that's where we're at with life in general she sends me these like red literally women should be along the kitchen literally like just random because she's on twitter now. I got her on Twitter and she just sends me like red pill memes. How funny is the idea of your dad and your mom?

Your dad's messaging you. He's like, I'm on my side chick says. What? I come home one day. My mom just has like a 10 written on her forehead. What's on your forehead? Your dad's talking to being a high value. We're a red pill family now.

Your dad's talking about being a high value male. Oh, as you know, Daniel, I'm a high value male. I can't do your parents' Russian accent. Daniel, it is me, high value male. High value male. That is high value father to you. Oh, man. Your dad's talking about his side piece.

No, it's not high value. Ah, shit. When you're high value, you're high value. Yeah. Yeah, but anyways, that's where we're at. Hey, Daniel. I get your mother to make me two cups of coffee every morning. Why? Because if she's not going to make two cups of coffee for me, and she's not going to make me two cups of coffee every morning Why?

Because if she's not going to make two cups of coffee for me And she's not going to obey me in that format Then when will she obey me When I'm in a street fight What about when me and your mother Your mother thinks she doesn't want to make copies Okay well what about when a guy pulls a knife on us In the middle of Queen West

The middle of Burlington Square What happens then daniel she's that guy who got the fucking knifed up but a lot of oh that guy did get knifed up hey and people are insane but it keeps happening these like super liberal people and i have people like that i guess i guess that's because they're in those cities right it's not even because they're in their cities it's like i think it's more they just are like unaware there's also maybe a part like they don't want to like there's like because there is a thing where people are specifically like they they have to mentally like like their first instinct would be to like profile someone and then they go like this guy is actually you

go this guy could actually this guy might actually just be like a vietnam vet that's down on his life yeah he just needs someone to talk to and yeah. He just needs someone to talk to, and then literally, like, the guy, like, dude, I don't know, maybe I'm a huge pussy. Like, if I see anything like that happening, I'm like, I do not walk towards it at four in the morning in bed style. I don't think that makes you a pussy. I don't know. You are a pussy.

Yeah, I am a pussy. But anyways, it's like the guy just, like, walks toward it, being like, brother, brother man! Come on toward it being like brother brother man come on let's rap brother man let's let's come together over the fact that we're both held down by the man and the guy's like stab you now yeah no you know i mean everyone knows if you live in a major city and anything crazy is going on mind your own fucking business no shit never intervene man you never want to be the guy that's like hey that's a big l for the gentrifier

so that's for sure that's yeah the gentrifier is gonna think twice yeah i don't want to spit on a guy that's not dead i'm not like you i'm not spitting i'm not spitting on him it's just a fascinating thing that happens well you're the point is it's happened quite a bit yeah there's been a number of them similar things happening anyways they uh run away from knives that's the it's whatever run away from any every ocean no yeah but even not because that's the one thing is so many people like because especially now with twitter and like the algorithm you see so many people just getting knife fights and stuff all the time but like all the super like best like you know martial artists in the world they're all just like

yeah run away that's all you do there's like there's no other move than other than running away well you don't even need to run away because a lot of times they're not going to chase you because you only become the object of their attention if you really engage right yeah so it's more just you kind of like briskly get the fuck out yeah yeah but also just like i don't need you know someone pulls a knife on you danny sees like danny's the homeless guy digging through trash and he goes that's just how i'm i am in new york all the time i'm just running ah knife knife knife yeah you just see you the The homeless man is like, what? You're always just running at the top of your lungs. Get me out of here. And I'm alive.

What'd you see? I saw a black homeless man. I saw a Mexican. Daniel. Jeez. Daniel Polish, Chuck. Jeez. Yeah, anyways.

So they say that they're female attacking men. I just don't think that there's a lot of men attacking females sneaking in to be non-binary and then attacking them like what's that sweep kicking you think take out the kneecaps yeah it's i don't know sacking them you think yeah yeah a lot of bag checks a lot of bag check well you never know with us non-binaries yep yep okay so many said they saw no men attending the panels hosted by women and non-binary people discussing underrepresented and inclusivity in tech that's funny they were just busy like getting work done we're like yeah we'll just do coding while you guys fucking waste oh they're handing their resumes out and fucking wheeling a deal yeah and then those girls are probably like shit we need to show face at these things.

We need to show face at the... At the panels and pretend like this is important. What's even the point of the panels? If you're a girl in tech, what is the point of going to... You're just going to a complaining seminar, right? Essentially. How would that help you, really?

Well, I think they just feel like they play the game and then that's how they get picked. But who's that for, though? I guess, because even if you're, you know, they play the game and then, you know, that's how they get picked. But who's that for, though? I guess because even if you're talking to the heads or something, but really, what are you doing? You're just, you're taking, like, if you're a girl, I guess use all the extra, if there's extra things that'll help you, use them. But getting involved in this stuff isn't going to help you. I think they just buy into the bullshit a bit. I think some of them just buy into it.

Yeah, they buy into it and they want to go. It's a struggle session, essentially. Kind of. And they're just like, you know, they probably feel very powerful coming out of them. But it doesn't make you feel powerful. It tells you you're a victim. It makes you feel the opposite of powerful probably.

Yeah, but they're like, well, we're here. We're fixing it with conferences like that while you're here just like a bunch of dudes off in the corner being like, boys. Well, I know. I remember an old like tim ferriss thing he would do it he did was doing a seminar and there was kind of like a i think it was like a i can't remember what type of minority but he he stood he kind of was asking questions and he was

like hey i have you know a lot of uh you know i i'm i know you got you're like a white man but i deal with different things because i'm you know black or so i can't remember exactly what it was but it was like so i have different struggles that makes it harder and he sort of said he was like there is you know if someone's poor if someone's you know they're I'm not even saying that you don't all I'm saying is that thinking like that won't help you no for sure at a high level uh you know yeah I mean again there's the same way that if if you're a dude that you want to be in tech and it's like they're helping women, it probably doesn't help. If you go, it's disproportionately easier for women or whatever stand up in some ways, right? It just won't help you to dwell on it.

No. You either make moves to communities that are less hostile to you or don't, right? Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Or just you have to, whatever you go go i have to be 40 i mean i know for a fact that if i was these kids age and this all this stuff was going on i would for sure be one of these fake non-binary guys i'd probably just try to move towards industries that aren't like this yeah but i mean look if you're someone who wants to be like a computer scientist or whatever you're like generally those people have you know they're

very good at like to an autistic degree to these things they're like what i have to be an accountant now like well i think that you would probably avoid the big tech companies and you would probably find the smaller ones where it's like way more like ceo yeah he's got you know 10 employees and you just go you can get a job on how great you are and you're like this guy's not looking at that bullshit the problem is when you get to these big companies they almost have like no choice because they're so like human resource infested yeah for sure for sure you would what if you're a dude trying to get involved in these industries you want to work a meta or something i think what you do is you probably work your way through the other places that less people are

going and then you probably build up your credentials in the industry and then you're not trying to come in through these yeah yeah that's true it's probably like a better way to do that. Right. I mean, there'll be way more competition for fewer spots. If you're trying to do the, do it that way. It makes more sense. But they go,

the fact that none of the guys went to the panel, it's like, obviously they go to hand out their resumes and you go, you're waiting in line. They go, I can, can I budge you? My women in tech conference is starting for me to go.

Ooh, that's a shame. That's too bad. Hey, I'll tell you you want to hold down the form why don't you give me your resumes I'll fucking hand them out for you I'll be a real ally

and pass them out for you how does that sound oh yeah I gave them to a new company does tech for waste management oh really yeah yeah really good luck with that

yeah I'm going to drop them off by their big blue logo they just appeared at the job fair making it difficult for women and non-binary people to even get in the comments that i don't really get what do you mean they couldn't get i don't get any of that because it's lies it's lies for sure lies they're trying to just make themselves victims here more so by being like we couldn't even get through the door uh-huh yeah because the doors were set up better for men than women to get through what were they booby trapping it like what are you talking about like i'm sure it was like in a giant conference center like how hard could have been to get in oh yeah they engineered something that if it didn't if it

didn't detect a dick a fucking bottle of slime falls on them. Fuck off. Others said they saw disproportionate amounts of men being offered interviews and being let into the after parties. So it seems like some of the conference organizers were bros too. Yeah. How bad would you be if you saw the non-binary? So that it did work. That's what I'm saying. If you're one of the girls in line and you see one of these bros with a him fucking name

tag on and then walk up to the guy and they go, hey guy's a guy and the guy goes hey there's no way to check and the the like the hiring manager for the company walks up to him and they just do like an elaborate the same frat you know what i mean he goes oh you didn't tell me you're an omega man i mean if you're one of these chicks though then just change your fucking pronouns to him why don't you say you're a guy now if it's so much easier yeah if you're one of these chicks though Then just change your fucking pronouns to he him Why don't you say you're a guy now If it's so much easier Yeah If you're saying that's so easy

Just go If that's the advantage that they had Then just go change yours to he him Well you don't see a lot of them doing it though Nah It doesn't seem the advantage is going that way It does not No

No No The idea that they're being offered more interviews Is hilarious Because it means there are some bros on the other side. But again, I'm still with you. I probably feel like it's a lie. Like I think for them, they saw two guys out of like all the hundred that I know get an

interview and they go like, that's too, too many. And what happened was they've just, this is a girl who was just hyped off of her women and women diversity seminar too. Right. She sat there listening to how hard it is her for five hours and came out and saw one guy talking to one guy and she goes I probably the CEO classic oh look this guy's now the vice president oh look at that oh I go to the bathroom for one second and now you're the vice president of Amazon it sucks sucks how it goes but that's how it goes sometimes

some of them said they had been bothered and harassed even hit on now we're talking real balls yeah this is the picture they're painting it's a bunch of guys came in trampled the women stiff-armed them and now they're hit there's literally like they had like the tailgate for like a bills game and then like in the same fucking parking lot i was like this conference and like it got mixed up and all these fucking tailgaters just like came into this conference like that's essentially what they're acting like as they're describing oh yeah you want to take some non-binary dick tonight yeah you would okay that's titties i can't imagine a bunch of guys that are trying to go to a conference to get jobs.

They're harassing women in line. Who knows? One woman said that a man handed her his resume when she wasn't even working there. Oh, my God. Oh, what? Oh, can you imagine the horror? Insanity. No girl would ever make that mistake.

It's only for the men. Yeah, he goes, well, you think I work here? Don't you want to work here? Isn't that the whole thing? You're trying to work here? I don't want to work for the conference. I want to work for Apple. Another said she saw worrying behavior.

What do you think the worrying behavior is? Men. Including a man taking a photo of the female recruiter's lower body now they're saying guys there's like some creepy dude just taking photos of like just zoomed in asses hey look at everybody else around the guy's just every guy's just walking around with cameras he had mirrors on his shoes i mean if any of this was true that's a lot guys walking around taking pictures of girls i would love to interview one of the guys who was there just to get their side of it they probably can't say because you know i know i it seems unlikely the guy was walking around taking

pictures of the girl's ass yeah just like a like a total creep. Like at a fucking tech convention. Well, it would sort of, it would like render your whole scam useless if you were to get in trouble for that shit. For sure. Like, yeah, you're not doing that while, like you're probably taking a photo of something of like a booth or whatever. Okay, you're ready for the last one. These victims, these poor women had to encounter. these victims these poor women had to encounter another woman named nivriti garamali said that you want to say it or me so this is what uh nivriti said that that she left one line due to unchecked men displaying aggressive

behavior and ganging up to trample women completely. Do you think they had their cleats on? Yeah, they all locked arms. It was a rugby scrub. They could just work their way through and literally just get rid of all the women. They did the thing where they body served men to the front men they body served every man to the front of the line yeah he's with me oh yeah hey you're budding he's with me he's with me oh yeah he's with me just they all fucking i don't know how many like real non-binary people there were quote unquote like well i went they probably

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one of those uh super smart intellectual dudes and i think his kind of shtick was he was like really young for it i think now he's kind of like 30 or something yeah at the I think his kind of shtick was he was like really young for it. I think now he's kind of like 30 or something. Yeah. At the time when he kind of popped on the scene he was like crazy young for kind of how smart he was. Okay. But he's actually like a bro and funny too. I don't think people know the extent to which he's like a cool funny guy.

Because he's so soft spoken but I've hung out with him for like you know nights and hours at a time and he's like he's actually hilarious. Like a G, right? Okay. But he did this speech for TED. And it was basically saying, I think colorblindness is better than always everyone being looked at as the race is the predominant characteristic. And he kind of went into how, you know, you could, when different, different, you know,

immigrants and different ethnicities see it different. He also kind of went into, you know, it's hard for people to be friends when he goes, you know, when any, when anyone who's ever been in an interracial relationship or friends with anyone that's not the same skin color as them knows that the longer you've been friends with and generally over a couple hours the less someone's race matters blah blah right for sure which is good and then he said but i think the thing that he said that in his talk that was a pretty good description because it was actually a kind of like actionable solution is he basically said there are inequalities but um the you you need to address them at other levels other than the meritocratic finish line and he kind of went into the violin the double the blind violin seminars okay so he was kind of like there are

places to fix them but by fixing them at a finish line that is completely meritocratic, meritocratic, meritocratic, he's kind of said that that makes things worse. That's kind of his advice. Yeah, which that makes sense, yeah, because you're correcting it at the very end. He's basically saying, like, let's fix the education system.

So, like, yeah, there's a million... I mean, well, his predominant thing was they're all become, you know, really, if you're saying this race, what you're really saying is this neighborhood or this, you know, income group or this school. Like, yeah, I think whatever. And that was kind of his hypothesis. The people, but TEDx is kind of been infiltrated by this kind of stuff, right?

Probably the guy that given seminars at this thing, right? So they're, they've had like three or four scandals where someone dared to, you know, say something pretty, you know, basically the prime minister francis and something pretty reasonable right yeah so their whole thing was being ideas and then everyone they've just completely got away from that and became an activist organization like anything else right yeah so he essentially was gonna do this talk and then he did the talk and they didn't want to air it because it essentially uh youtube yeah they're gonna you know he gave a talk and real well they did the talk and they didn't want to air it because it essentially uh youtube yeah they're gonna you know he gave a talk and real well they give the talk and then they air the

they do it live okay and then he said most people liked it but there was a couple people that work for tedx that were like having a meltdown over it basically being you know in their mind you know he's black too right yeah yeah that's the problem that's the biggest issue for them it'd be easy if he was white there would be easy they don't seem seem to care saying a black guy is a white supremacist these days. They're pretty quick to the draw to throw that one around. So essentially what happened with Coleman is the people that work at TEDx were having a meltdown over it. They're so hurt that he dared to say that maybe we shouldn't look at race nonstop, right? Yeah.

And then, which I guess I was actually thinking about. I think I had a good point last night when I was trying to sleep. You have a point in your brain? Well, I get why people, if you think of why these, obviously, why are they having meltdowns? It's not just because they're sensitive babies. If you think about telling someone like an idea that dispels their entire ideology. Of course.

I feel like it's the equivalent of telling someone like their girlfriend's fat. Oh. Like she may be, but it's like fighting words. Yeah, yeah. You're basically saying, you know what I mean? If you could tell like a friend of yours, you go, your girlfriend's disgusting. Like as true as that may be, it's's like you're it's attacking like their whole core for sure and that's like a big you know piece of their their income and income and their worldview

where they're just like like if his idea caught on they're out of business yeah for sure you know you're the it's like you're the you're the uh uh health minister saying tobacco is good and their study's about to you know and they're currently benefiting from that system or like you know it's their whole deal that everybody believes that so if everybody stops believing it then well yeah you're the reiki massages after someone's doing a ted talk about how reiki massage is fake and you're just like we got to put a stop to this bad boy a total scam yeah and you're and you're like we can use our reiki to stop the talk because that's what

they can they can use their ideology that he's trying to dispel to stop him from speaking what do they call him an uncle tom or something i don't know if they said that oops yeah i don't know if they said that but i'm sure that they um there was some of that shit thrown out there right well anyways uh then the the tedx leader though, the leader of the whole organization is kind of, he's just like a tech guy that feels, it kind of seems like he's normal. But he's just, these guys got him whipped. You know what I mean? He's the classic like 50, he's probably 55, I'm guessing. I just think, let's say he's 50.

Let's say he's 45 to 55. And he's probably been a normal tech guy his whole life six years ago this stuff started hitting him hard he thought he could ignore it it just started you know bubbling up now he's just like his his whole staff's got his nuts in a vice right yeah this guy and he didn't fight it every step of the way now he's like what twitter was like yeah it's the guy that his girlfriend's you know bullying him around and then on the last step where you can't do anything being like i'm putting my foot down you know so he him around. And then on the last step where you can't do anything, being like, I'm putting my foot down. You know, so he can't.

Lip quivering. I'm putting my foot down now. I'm having a beer with Todd tonight. Right? You're bullied into submission, right? So this guy's kind of, you know, he's on the phone with his other tech bros being like, yeah, buddy, you think I like this?

You know, that's my synopsis. I would bet everything that it's right. Then he goes back to work and he has to sit there while he has you know every he has a weekly meeting with his people about why too many white guys are in power he has to be like we're the worst you know yeah so they made a deal with coleman essentially saying that um they wanted they wanted to put a tech at the end of his uh video they're like we need to put like essentially like a warning which is going to be a full discussion about why he might be wrong like a debate where they show the other side of after his talk which is by the way super like an intellectual talk right yeah not at all crazy and then he he was kind of like no i'm not letting you

kind of act like my idea is this insane thing but it's pretty normal so then he sort of got them to agree that they were going to put a debate on his talk like a week later and the employees are huffing and puffing but this is the deal they came up with and then when it came out they basically didn't publicize it they put it on their website but they kind of like yeah they snuck it in they snuck it in and it was getting all these less views because they basically and then on youtube it did pretty good but on all the other places like they're, you know,

I'm just making this one up but stuff like, you know, they didn't really put it on the newsletter, you know? Yeah, yeah,

yeah, of course. So he, then some people started to notice this. He sort of, you know, felt like they reneged

on his deal at this point and then he kind of started doing press about like, screw this. Screw Ted. And it just, and the point of the matter is

it blew up way bigger than it would have. Oh, that's great. So them like, it's point of the matter is it blew up way bigger than it would have. Oh, that's great. So them like, it's kind of a cool thing to see that like people being a baby over like the ideas they don't want to hear

is really making them way bigger. Yeah. Also Ted is the ideas place. Oh, it was. It was the ideas place. The whole deal is like, we're like, here's the ideas people.

Well, they are the ideas people well they are the ideas place but it is a very specific set of ideas that you've heard a million times yeah exactly there is there's no new ideas it's it's just like repackaged ideas you've heard every fucking professor say in 2014 yeah basically that's the whole deal right yeah they're not new ideas they're just you, everything that you need. Or something becomes like, you know, the prevailing idea, and then someone wants to counter it with some sort of... Well, there's no countering.

Apparently not, Goldman. So, anyways, it was just funny to see that when these people try to stop an idea, I guess the areas where people don't have to play this game are big enough that it just gets bigger now for sure like if they just kept their mouth shut this whole thing probably just would have like drizzled under the radar now it's like a scandal that the boss is involved in because and it's kind of one of those things where because this guy let his thing he now he you have to like you know put your foot down always yeah because if you just let them push it and now he's like in these bigger scandals and well they

probably felt like no one wants to give him money because they're just an activist organization they probably felt like they couldn't not oppose it though like they're like they we have to oppose this otherwise we're just like agreeing with it i'm sure that's how they thought they were like oh we have to cause a stink about the releasing this otherwise but shouldn't agreeing but if you say hey we're a platform people who share ideas shouldn't you say hey we we don't believe all of these ideas well you should say there is no we we're a collection of 100 people that all have different i mean yeah maybe some of the people at our work agreed with it some people didn't like you should that that should be the thing you go there should be no workplace where you go we as a fucking 300

person collective all think this yeah i mean like what kind of insane you know workplace does every single person think the exact same thing on every single thing it's like fox kind of fucking dystopian you know yeah no i don't know foxconn yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't know what are you like working on a you know a sweatshop in north korea yeah yeah it's uh sucks for them i don't know well i just wanted to show this one little clip um and i sort of mentioned it because we did dave's dave's podcast and i just mentioned it but it was funny because you know we've seen it's all this stuff um you know like the women's conference and you know this and uh all the articles we've sort of talked about whether there's one we just said suddenly stressed out

about minor things welcome to the exhaustion gap for example right we you know we got to close the exhaustion gap and there's a bunch of them right but it's funny so there's this guy in uh the uk right and he's a comedian i believe but i don't i really know how much of a comedian and i kind of couldn't find his name to be honest okay but he wrote this book and it was kind of like this funny book that was kind of like about men's issues and it wasn't even like for women it wasn't an activist book to say hey women need to care but he was just kind of like how to deal with the fact that you know men maybe want to commit suicide yeah stuff like that um then he was also saying that um they have this uh push

in i think it was the uk to have like a minister of men okay which is pretty funny yeah minister of the boys yeah yeah yeah but the minister of men basically it's just because the truth is where you go hey this is always the argument because they're kind of being like hey we have all these ministers for women we got a minister for gays we got a minister for everything but we can't have a minister for men right and this guy's being like why well why don't we have a minister for men it's like the real answer is like why don't you just me i don't know i don't know if you need like a minister for every like subgroup because their subgroups never end. Yeah, exactly. Maybe you could have a minister for like a religion that's, you know, I could see if your country's, you know, 40% Muslim or something.

You're like, okay, we want to have the Muslim minister and the Christian minister to make sure you get your, you know, you kind of get your ideas heard or whatever. But I don't know if you need a minister of women and a minister of men but they have the minister of women so they kind of start saying why don't we get a minister well women probably were in certain things disadvantaged and they go we need to fix this and so we need to put someone in charge of this and i guess i guess the assumption would be like oh men don't have any problems so it depends how you look at it like so this is the question right because they go well women if you say hey women are more exhausted more and they cry more right or whatever it is they go is that because life is harder for them is that because women are different and they deal with stresses differently the same reason if you go men are commit suicide more one way to look at it is like that's how hard life is for men or

the other way to look at it is you know men have higher testosterone and they're more likely to take a drastic action you know so it kind of are these just biological differences decisive doesn't mean you shouldn't uh there's ways to deal with it but so this guy sort of wrote this fun book he went on this panel it was just funny to me the extent to which they just the suggestion that like a man has like maybe some unique problem that women don't have is like a complete. And this goes on for a while, but I just picked like a little clip here. I think that it feeds into the culture a little bit, this minister for men argument.

Like in my mind, I think there should be a minister for mental health, which would be all encompassing. I mean, you've got something like 7 million children waiting for prescriptions for mental health at the moment. It's a crisis that's endemic throughout the country, not specific to men. So I just want to stop there where the before they go into it that

was the first kind of point i was making where she's sort of saying like well why would we have a minister for men uh when a lot of these things affect all sorts of people right now use that logic for every other thing are you out of your mind like she's like you have a if if you go if if women uh were disproportionate any of these you'd have a women minister for men doing it was just like i sort of agree with her yeah and this is where coleman's argument is more her and but the i guess more modern argument is well, you're not taking their stuff away. So all you can do is add yours in. Yeah, exactly.

You're not taking anything away. It's like, it's like when someone's giving out free money and you're just like, I don't know if we should be all giving out free money. And then they're like, we're giving out free money. And you're like, well,

I guess give me my free money. Yeah. I mean, there's a power game a lot with this stuff is they're like, they're not ceding any territory. Like they felt like they fought hard for it. But you're not taking their stuff. They're not ceding even like mental territory. They not like not even that but if you're but your

argument is well it's not just women who experience there's not just men who experience they go yeah that's the argument against everything you're fighting for yeah obviously but if you don't but but you don't think that you don't think that no no fuck no you go i mean it's literally the argument is like what about poor white people like that's the argument she's making sure yeah yeah and i think you know a lot of ministers kind of bandy this about to sort of i'm sorry but make an enemy out of women i think not you and i don't think your book is i don't accept that i don't think it is to make an enemy if we look like during covid men were more literally more likely to die um from covid i don't really want to cast myself as a meninist or one of these guys from the Manusphere, because that's not who I am. But I do find it interesting that sometimes the arguments

tend to throw it back. But who was doing all the work during Covid? You know, a lot of the time, if you looked into people's households, it was the women who were taking on the laundry, the school care, all of that alongside doing their jobs. But I'm not disputing any of that. What I'm saying is there are specific issues that men face that might warrant specific attention. I mean, literally, the biggest killer of men under 50 is suicide. That is an arresting statistic.

And if that doesn't warrant specific attention, mental health is an umbrella issue. I have to say that it's also because women are unsuccessful. That is a lot of that. That's so great. Isn't that great? It's the Cathy Newman. And then it goes, he goes he's and again

if if we want to just say okay everyone deals with their own thing whatever but in her ideology it was like yeah if something disproportionately affects someone it's their issue you know yeah but this guy goes suicide you know affects men more and she goes but that's because women are less successful and you're just like so you know she just doesn't want the spotlight taking away from her she's like she gets a lot of sharring for the fact that she's like a victim woman right like stop taking away the spotlight from me so this and i think the takeaway from this is and it kind of is the split where you're just like why don't because women are like we have all these things and men are kind of like, well, we should have one of those. And the other real answer is kind of

like, they ain't saving you. It's like, no one's out. Don't worry about women. It's like, you're, make, this book should, like, the conversation should be, should be like, well, I don't know about if we should be talking about this. You go, hey, hey, this isn't for you. Like, I'm talking to the boys now.

Yeah, I wonder why. I wonder what the start of this podcast was. It was just like, hey, you're not supposed to talk about men's things it was just like you're not supposed to be here beat it scramble none of your business what we're talking i wonder why they brought him on with this like panel of all chicks basically like did they think what did they think was gonna happen on the bbc yeah you're like and this guy's even like i'm not of like it should have literally been like the two hosts. You come on and you go, so what are you on about? And then he says like, oh, here's the organization I'm representing.

Here are the stats. Like they would if it was someone who was running like a preserve for like some random animal. Like, oh, what animal? You go, oh, this species of bird is going extinct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're trying to. Well, what about this other species? Yeah, like literally. That's what it is going extinct yeah yeah and so we're trying to yeah like literally that's what it is they go away and we're trying to help it and so like people donate and we're just like you know we're just trying to raise awareness and

then the presenters are like okay where can people find you and you're like and that's the interview i thought so too right but it can't be with this for a man thing they literally had to be like okay we need to bring five women on to like counter anything this guy's gonna say otherwise we're gonna look like shit we going to look like shit. We're going to look like shit. I'm heaven forbid. A guy comes on and he's like, yeah,

men are like lonely at a high rate. And then the host, like, don't push back. And they go, damn, that's sorry to hear the host. Heads are rolling.

It's just so crazy to be like that. You're right. That's where it's at. Where it's like, just to be like, Hey, there's a few of these problems that sort of men are having. It's like,

you're sort of walking on eggshells. Like, Oh, but that's what I mean. You go, do you think like they have like, but that's not going to change. So you just go,

Oh, who cares what you think? Ladies, all you can do is exclude yourself from our conversation. We were talking to men right now. Do you think like someone pitched this idea? And then like the guy, like the,

whatever producers like, okay, um, bring me, bring me our four bitchiest women. Are they all available on that day? We're going to need them all at once. Because again, I just don't get why they couldn't just be that guy. That's what I'm saying. And the two hosts of the show, which one of them was a woman and one of them was a man. And it goes on for

eight minutes where everything the guy says, the girl goes, well, our fucking women are getting punched in the face every time they walk around. They're having their women's faces invaded. Yeah, and you know who's most affected by men's suicides? Women. Oh, okay.

I guess that is one way of thinking about it. Have you ever heard of the exhaustion gap i mean you just made it up so no exhaustion gap is great but there's a really good part of the exhaustion gap anyways before i move on i think that just um i think my point about the whole thing is that that's just always going to be how it is yeah so you just have to realize that they're not your friends they're not going to help you and there's no reason trying to convince them yeah and you know what i'll even be generous enough to say that maybe you know 20 years ago a

woman might have come on to a thing and guys might have challenged them in a similar way so a lot of this stuff is all just revenge but that's all irrelevant to like whether or not it helps of course i'll tell you what i've known a couple adult dudes that said they went to like a men's group and they liked it yeah and i think probably better is just have like a bunch of real friends yeah probably is like better and more therapeutic but if maybe if you're like in a life where you don't have a ton of you know close friends that you hang out with on a ton of times you just gotta get away from the dude's group i feel like yeah you go play hockey that's a men's group yeah that is a men's group darts leagues like any of that shit yeah that's my men's group my dart league dart league just a bunch of guys that meet up and smoke darts

hey whatever gets you through the week yeah pretty funny though right yeah that's great so the exhaustion gap you don't want to talk about that stuff when there's the exhaustion gap to be talked about yeah but it's funny because this girl goes during the research process for her book candy looked into this change in stress tolerance that she say many women post 40 had i i discovered women were three times more likely to encounter mental health issues than men i felt like i discovered a new gap wow found out women are crazier than men huh she discovered a new can you imagine she's like literally like the fucking scientist or whatever like beakers and then explodes in her face and then but there's like some new element like an archaeologist yeah when she dusting off this dad's mother mary was it mary curie her fucking fingernails hair starts falling out she goes i

think i figured something out here yeah how happy happy are crazier all right close the crazy gap close the crazy that's i want to know what how she feels like they're going to close the crazy gap though does she have any actual actionable advice does it make men more crazy to catch up or somehow make women less well she's saying the mental health issue gap the crazy gap and you have to do the you know just giving a ted talk you know there is one of the biggest things that women do encounter is a higher level and this is something that as a society. It's like the Sam Hyde TED Talk.

Yeah. You know, men have a, you know, lower levels of. The girls are doing the PS psa just wearing straight jackets we're crazier than men are let's do something about that straight jackets yeah women are triple the craziness of men according to this study i think it was uh closer to when i was looking at this stuff when we were doing the intro i think it was like closer to men women at 27 men at like 14 or something like that but it depends on the types right because they consider it's all like clumped in

yeah because some of the craziness is like schizophrenia and some of the craziness is like anxiety right you know so when they just they can when they consider everything mental illness it sort of raised the stats they're padding their own stats yeah yeah for sure yeah because it really uh switched where they're just like we're not crazy and now they're kind of like look how crazy we are and it's a problem no it's not a problem there's nothing wrong with it but the problem is that it's like men and women are different that's a problem like if they just came up when they go huh looks like men have are just as crazy as women i guess i'll just move on to a new vocation i guess i don't know yeah

nothing to write about here that was the old yeah i felt like i discovered a new gap alongside the pay gap the pension wealth gap and this was the female exhaustion gap she shared so she's it's also there's so many there's so many ways that you can just uh i i think there is something to be said that's probably true where uh women uh you know have higher uh responding to stressful situations emotionally yeah i can't maybe pinpoint the exact words properly but you know woman yeah no but i'm saying yes but they have their their stimuli uh like stress stimuli creates a larger uh physiological reaction i think that's like a true thing okay but also there's probably a million other factors where it's like men complain less.

And I don't even mean that facetiously where you go, if you asked a man how stressed out they are, they'd be more likely to be like, I'm actually kind of fine. Yeah, fine. You know what I mean? There's no benefit to just being like, you know what? I'm fucking so stressed out. Like it's just, there's generally no benefit to that. For men.

There is for women though. That's the thing is they sort of can get something out of it. So there's, yeah, it has sort of put them in a situation where you're like, you're almost enticed. Like they got a carrot on a stick. You know, crazies only beyond this point. I like carrots. That'd be funny if they did like a, I have the women and non-binary only crazy convention and the men snuck in pretending they're non-binary crazy.

It's just the frat boys. The frat boys, they have the glasses with the googly eyes. Just a bunch of guys walking around with the glasses and googly eyes and the big novelty sized glasses. Just crazy stuff. The Groucho glasses. You put your shirt

on backwards. Oh what? My pants or myoucho glasses. You put your shirt on backwards. Oh, what? My pants or my shirt? Weird. I got a shirt for a pants and a pants for a shirt. Crazy. I'm crazy. I'm zany.

I'm wacky. Now give me my job. Give me my benefits. I'm crazy. I'm wacky. I'm a zany man. Oh, they work that way. Oh.

Do you think they ever did the Adam Sandler? Oh, I'm crazy. Hand'm wacky. I'm a zany man. Totally worked that way. Do you think they ever did the Adam Sandler? Oh, I'm crazy hand on face, man. Excuse me. This is for people. This is not for your type. Excuse me. This is a conference for people who struggle with mental illness. Well, that's funny because I'm crazy hand on face, man. Adam Sandler

did a sketch back in the day where the Halloween costumes that were easy to do and it was crazy hand on face, man. Oh, if I i'm not crazy then that was my hand on my forehead give me some candy now give me some candy so that was one yeah i got another a couple because it's all sort of in relation but these are all ones that just came up this week but just to say because got the dude my point my larger point that I was trying to string together here is that they have a fucking mental breakdown

when guys talk about how they commit suicide less but then they write 15 articles they don't like losing at anything that's the thing women are very competitive

yeah yeah yeah they don't want to lose they were like we want to have more suicides there was actually one you know what maybe I'll do that

just because if I'm proving your point I told you I put together a lot of articles but and this is probably the last we'll talk about this in a while but they go the roman empire is not just for boys regardless of tiktok might lead you to believe yeah and then in order to prove this they found the one professor

in america who's a woman who teaches this stuff there is also four of them. They go, actually, the biggest Roman Empire freaks are women. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Bet they are. They go, the one woman had sex 100 times a day.

You mean the prostitute? Yeah. This was a classic. Dudes can't have anything. No. Because they go, oh, dudes apparently think about the Roman Empire. I'd be like, I'm thinking about it right now. I love the Roman Empire.

I'm reading about the Roman Empire as we speak. I'm crazy and exhausted. I'm crazy, I'm exhausted, and I love the Roman Empire. When I'm not being crazy. And I love crypto. And I love, yeah.

I love crypto. Oh, okay. I've never heard you talk about it. I love crypto. Okay, well, I'm into the Roman Empire. I love the Roman Empire. It's so weird, because it's like a little brother syndrome. This is such. Okay, well, I'm into the Roman Empire. I love the Roman Empire. It's so weird because this is- It's like a little brother syndrome a little.

This is such a weird, yeah, kind of. A weird flex. Yeah, like, well, I don't even understand the point other than just to like make a piece of- Well, I went through the thing pretty quickly to like making fun of dudes for thinking about it so much and being like, actually, we do. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know.

They went and found the- But you're like, it doesn't- There's no like little girl who's like, dad's like, you're not allowed to think about the Roman Empire. You're a girl. She's like, really? And then she reads this. She goes, oh, wait, I can think about the Roman Empire.

I read this article on BuzzFeed. He walks in, the girl's got a Roman hat on. Yeah, yeah. What the fuck is this? Yeah, you can think about the Roman Empire if you want to think about being a prostitute. That's about it for you. Courtesan only. That's all you'll ever get for. I't know but you're fucking now put your straight jacket

back on classic departments across the country have been much more friendly to those outside the white oh there's two parts so there's three different articles one we think about it more two being into it and then this is the other one uh like the gist of it is that men get together and have groups where they're into the roman empire and there's a women love to fucking get together and have groups about the roman empire as well the other one is the biggest freaks in the roman empire we're actually women oh okay cool women women women in the room all right well yeah women are in the room too i don't know i've been to italy they don't really talk a lot about the broads well the problem text i could be wrong i don't remember who nero's wife was although she might be famous for some possibly uh but they said that the the roman discussions are sort of

dominated by the white male hegemony. Yep. It's the boys sort of get together. They belch, talk about Rome. And another girl comes in. She goes, oh, do you guys know about Socrates? And they go, what the fuck? There's a blog up on Worldstar. Some black guy who's like, we also think about the Roman Empire.

I just like to note. And then there's an Asian blog. And they go, we're also thinking about this isn't a white guy that's not a white guy thing this is they're also thinking about there's like hispanic blog and they're i'm thinking about it right oh i'm thinking about it right now it's a fucking roman empire Anglo-Saxon minds think of Romans. It's like literally until it even came up, nobody gave a shit until they go, people think about the Roman Empire and then they're like, I have to be the number one Roman Empire thinker. Our group must be the number one Roman Empire thinker.

We cannot cede this ground. Slowly but surely, they've become fertile realm for all women, underground and postdocs alike. We have a roiling fetish for ancient realm i've dated a lot of girls that like were just into girl shit like fashion and shit like that yeah it is so funny how just the because those are like super you know women dominated kind of industries women and gay guys and it is funny just like like the normal girls that where you just be like roman they'd be like yeah it's boy shit yeah it was just like the way that it flipped where it's like no i think it's bullshit we fucking love the roman empire it's nothing nothing i like more than uh digging up fucking forts yeah and just reading books all night in the library just old periodicals about the romans

i'll be really nice you can go nuts so that's that was that one an icky explanation for why why we don't compartmentalize men the way we do with women so this is a gripe you're gonna fucking love this one pal we put women into boxes because we see them as commodities to be marketed for the benefit of men who uh want to easily pick up just that kind of women. For example, we say girls are either Madonnas or whores, tradwifes or sluts, girl bosses are manic pixie dream girls, and party girls are tomboys, or goody two-shoes are gold diggers, fashionistas. Whereas men, we have very few boxes.

We'll have alpha, boy toyels mr right and she goes i'm already running out so i can get more creative i don't know crypto guy but yeah the jock uh fucking you know the musician the bad boy artist yeah yeah deadbeat the loser she literally in her own article within half way she goes we have all these categories for women whereas men

we only have three she probably knew more but she goes well if I keep writing this one sentence then the whole premise well doesn't this seem

like the kind of article that you'd write this you'd have an idea be like we kind of have all these categories for women we don't have any categories for men

well I guess we have that stop stop stop just pretend like you don't know any of for men. Well, I guess we have that. We have, stop, stop, stop. Stop. Just pretend like you don't know any of these and just keep writing. Is that not like the craziest article you've ever seen? Yeah. She goes, women get categorized and men don't. You know what the funniest part is?

If she could easily have just done the other way, she goes, men get categories and women were all just women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is probably more true to be honest. Probably. The exact opposite of what she's saying is more women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is probably more true, to be honest. Probably. The exact opposite of what you're saying is more true. Yeah, yeah. Guys are not, guys are more binary than that.

Guys are way more category binary. Yeah, we're just like. I mean, there are girls that. Smash your past. That's all I'm really going to say. Smash your past, for sure. But there is also like, you kind of have, because we don't really classify girls that much like that.

Maybe you'd kind of be like oh she was like an emo chick yeah versus a tattoo chick you know like a club type girl yeah but like men it's way more pronounced yeah you know the guy who dresses like a professor the you know yeah the metrosexual the i feel like dudes is way more pronounced i feel like the exact opposite of what she's saying is true i mean again yeah I don't know Yeah I think so Well at the very least she's wrong She's for sure wrong

She's stupid Alright so one more Then there's another one I just love the privilege off so Women believes pretty privilege is the reason that women get harassed Misha posted a video titled, You're a Girl Pumping Gas Alone. And I don't think I need to even read the whole thing.

The gist is she's saying it's hard. The gist is some guy who works at the gas station tried to come and pump her gas, at which point she locked herself in the car and called 911. He goes, it's full serve. She's like, I don't know what that is. It's full serve. Look at the sign, full serve. She's like, I don't know what that is. It's full serve.

Look at the sign. Full serve. And she's like, I'm calling 911 right now if you don't get away from me. Oh, just because I'm a fucking dime piece? This is what I have to deal with? Just because I'm so fucking hot you don't think I can pump my own gas? No, the state of New Jersey does not allow you to pump your own gas. I didn't see you asking that fat slob over there to pump

her gas. Also, it's just, it is funny watching girls having their victim moms, but more funny is a hot girl being like, must be nice to be that safe. Must be nice to be just like such an ugly

fucking trashy whore. Where? Nobody wants to help you with anything. You're just an afterthought, huh? Girl gets a haircut. She goes, what do you think of my hair? I go, I really like the safety that it's going to provide you. Good choice.

And the safety that that hairdo is going to provide you. Mid-gool. Honestly, you're going to be able to walk around anywhere you want. Fucking without any guys around. It's like the crime rate for you is zero but you're just impervious to crime now hey what do you think what do you think that of it it is not going to be a hazard let's say you fucking yeah you're shedding that pretty privilege i'll tell you that much misha is arguing that pretty privilege doesn't actually exist because being uh pretty directly translate into a level of harassment that other women deemed mid or unattractive don't receive

it's almost like everybody has because i fucking wish it's like everybody has something which is actually true, obviously. Yeah. Yeah. But just people have to like rank themselves and then they can't stop. Won't stop. And then they,

they're mad if they're like below someone else. I go, well, if that person is above me and there's one thing that I have to be above them and another thing. Yeah. Well, it almost like does boil.

It's just the same as, you know, it always boils down to that. Everyone has problems. I mean, even really, it's the most, you know what? The most, uh, kind same as you know it always boils down to that everyone has problems i mean even really it's the most you know what the most uh kind of you know removing race and gender from the whole thing even when you just look at class like you go prince harry or someone like that you

go that guy is you know born into the most wealth you could possibly be born into the easiest life and guy's fucking riddled with problems yeah you know what i mean he's in a fight with his family he's kind of in a fight he's in you know i'm not saying he doesn't make decisions that yeah he's put him in this position but at the same time you go now he's got this big fight with his family he's sort of trying to make an identity for himself because he he just doesn't want to just seen as this cog in this wheel he sees himself as more than just that and then now he's in a you know he has some girl who kind of bitches him around. He's getting cast into the shadow.

They're sort of fighting. And you go, so this is the guy that you go by any means you go, that guy shouldn't have a problem in the world. That guy's life might be like hell on a day to day. And you go, everyone has problems. You know what I mean? Of course. It's not about, they're just different.

Yeah. And it's not about like bringing somebody down to your level in order to make yourself feel better yeah yeah yeah at its core probably that's a good way to look at it if you're just being you know yeah you could just empathetic to use their terminology sure you go there's no yeah there's no one same reason you can look at a guy that's in jail and be like that must fucking suck and you can be look at a guy who runs a huge hedge fund and it's all falling apart and everyone's yelling i'd be like that fucking could be a crappy day for that guy too oh absolutely i mean there's a yeah a million scenarios like that i don't know it's just like you trigger a lot of women if you go i have pretty privilege because that's like the number one commodity for a woman is their looks

yeah so especially if you're not leaning into it though if you're like a super hot girl and everyone just thinks you're stupid it's kind of you know you're you're like I fucking hate that everyone thinks I'm stupid and that becomes your like thing that you're just that's your chip on your shoulder that everyone's got some chip on their shoulder about something but the whole okay so the last thing we'll do just because we talked about this girl before. We actually have a bunch more stuff, but we'll do that on the Patreon. But this girl, we've talked about her before,

but she's this plus-size travel influencer. Couldn't fucking believe this. This is next. This one, I go, she's a troll. Do we even have a combination? No, she's dead serious, dude. That she's real? Yeah, she's a TikToker.

All this stuff is like videos she made. Sure this isn't Chinese AI? What do you mean troll? What, she's dead serious, dude. That she's real? Yeah, she's a TikToker. All this stuff is like videos she made. Sure this isn't Chinese AI? What do you mean troll? What is she trolling? She put on 800 pounds as a troll? She wants to widen the hallways of hotels? She can't walk through the hallway. What the fuck? Does she have any understanding of how much that would cost to widen

the hallways of every hotel? How would you even do it? Like, what are you talking? Like, I guess you're making the room smaller. I mean, she's amazing so she goes listen you widen them or i'm widening we're going fucking kool-aid man style just she just puts the elbows out just dude i've never even she says that yeah So she was the girl Who got mad that That she didn't get two seats And stuff like that

Yeah she believes that basically She should Like the fatter you are The more seats you should get for free Exactly Yeah They should just start doing it By the pound

That's interesting Right Yeah And just be like Hey we're charging by the pound That's just what it is Yeah I mean for kids

That would be a good deal Because I always think Kids should be less Well that's the thing I guess if Yeah. I mean, for kids, that would be a good deal because I always think- Kids should be less. Well, that's the thing. I guess if it's a seat, it's a seat though. Yeah, a seat is a seat, I guess. But sometimes they don't actually

put the babies in a seat, but then what? You're beside someone and they're a baby. I think the rule is I think you can have like a one-year-old or something for free

or like two-year-old tops, but after that, then you have to buy them a seat. I don't know. Maybe it's just one seat per person and if you can't fit a seat, you pay for another seat. Yeah, like that obviously

and you're like no hotels in all over the world are not going to be widening their hallways. Also by the way if you're so big that you can't fit in a seat you probably don't want to be like

jet setting all over the world. You'd think so well I think they want to and the problem is I don't know it is what it is. You just can't fit in the hallways. Like what are they getting like what are they walking around with grease just to like make hallway travel easier just grease up

their arms just so they can kind of slide through the hall she's a travel influencer and all she kind of does is go place to place and say that it's well she goes to these don't forget she's traveling around the world the place like she's not saying that, hey, I was in New York City and the hallways are too small. She was like, I went to Paris. Yeah. And they, you know, I can't fit through the hallway at the crepe shop. And they're just like, lady, like, you're the biggest person. Like, people are, she's like, Japan is a big problematic for people of my type.

You're like, they're thinking they saw Godzilla in here. Yeah, they're like, I don't think they want you there, be honest well they just never seen anyone that big they'd be widening the hallways doing this huge infrastructure project just in on the off chance like this morbidly obese american comes through once again i would love just to hear what her yeah her proposals are fucking insane she wanted them to have six xl um robes in all hotels no big fucking like don't get me wrong i'm all for like slightly larger towels but like a six she's a towel is a washcloth on this girl six xl robe you know fucking big six xl is i do it's insane we accidentally bought a couple of fucking six sl merch shirts and they're

sitting in the fucking back room Right now Never to be sold Fucking the only time If I ever Get her a dress Send her one If I ever

Substitute teach a kid's Gym class We can do a parachute Activity with her Dude You should get her a dress She probably has like A fucking merch

Like for simps To send her stuff And be like Here's a Here's a Just a little something To make your license Send her a 6SL

Fellow sweatshirt Free shirt. I'm sitting on a fucking thing that needs its own box for the one shirt. Is it actually 6XL? I have like three of them. I wasn't in charge of the ordering. These fucking morons. I don't know what they were thinking.

That's funny. Send it to her. I might. You don't have to. All right. Okay. She says that. Okay. There's a couple other things that were just as funny, though. Send it to her I might I'd have to Alright Okay She says that Okay There's a couple other things

That were just as funny though She goes Okay Blah blah blah blah Extra seats And that's the one We talked about before Now she wants the hallways

To be widened She goes She wants hotels To raise their toilet seats And fit each room With handheld shower heads So that bigger body people Can use facilities

She's essentially saying You need like a animal shower yeah like she wants the entire world to like essentially be remodeled the only argument that's even rational is that make things a little taller because people actually can't help that and it gives them back problems yeah there's nothing they can do about well in her mind she's like, she's like this. She can't help this either. Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah. But obviously, because a lot of the comments are like... Let's see her getting...

Let's see her when she's doing one of her hallway widening sessions. If she gets stuck there, let's see what happens after, you know. Yeah. That's true. Put a padlock on one of those cupboards and see if fucking... This thing that couldn't be helped randomly got sorted out. So she wants the hotel to raise the seats the influencer also asked for handrails on pools oh i guess that's fine sturdier chair i guess you could have sturdy chairs but it's where i mean it's just such like

ambiguous requests there is no like governing chair body. I guess she wants like a centralized chair body where they go to your place. You know, you have like a guy with a, you know, a police officer outfit. He's got a hat and his like chair badge and he comes in, he's like checking the chair. Giving the cafe a ticket because their chairs.

I guarantee you though, if you go to like Ikea, like it'll say when you go buy a chair there, like it's the specs on it is it's rated for this many metric tons of pressure it can take it probably is but i think the thing is they're probably like yeah we we make this chair accessible for like you know 99 of all body weights and she's probably in the one percent where they go like yeah we're not designing like we're not making fucking like steel reinforced chairs have you ever seen in um uh most action movies where they have a montage where they're getting the gang back together and one guy's always has a blowtorch in a metal working shop yeah and then he pulls the helmet up that's the guy who's strengthening

her chair that guy he pulls his thing up and he's, that guy's adding the reinforce. He's adding like platinum reinforcements on the chair. And they're doing, they're doing stress test on the chair. They basically, you know, put the chair and they have a car with a crash chest dummy that drives full speed into it to see if it would be able to handle that kind of pressure. That many Calvins of pressure. The influencer wants handrails. I guess you can have handrails but it's just what yeah what are you gonna do okay handrails like if there's like a disabled thing i guess

that's not and again you can add handrails there's like you can add a handrail you can't why no you can't widen a hallway i'll tell you where i'll meet her halfway though i'll tell i'll say i'll have the guy that goes around the minister of chairs the chair minister are you the chairman I'm the chair minister the chairman of the prime minister sorry the minister of chairs just make sure they're big enough for fat people

I think it would just be the chairman of chairs the chairman I think it would just be the chairman chairman of what no not chairman the chairman slightly different but it's a pretty big distinction You might just be the chairman. Chairman of what? No, not chairman. The chairman. Slightly different, but it's a pretty big distinction. I know it only sounds a little.

I'm the chairman. Of what? I'm just actually the chairman. It's an official title. And you go, what's that? You go, keep it up. You want one? What are you sitting on right there, pal?

You fucking want to fuck around and find out what the chair man's capable of. I'll fucking boot your chair. Put a boot on that chair. It's not going anywhere. Put a boot on your fucking wheelie chair. I keep talking shit. See how that goes. You want to keep talking shit off? You stand until your feet are blue.

see how that goes you want to keep talking shit off you stand until your feet are blue i can put i can put you on a fucking 10 hour time out for chairs dude you're on probation if i see you anywhere near a chair so the chairman comes around and gives that and i'm saying that i would give her a uh meet in the middle where i'll say I'm down With the chair man doing his thing As long as they said 50% of the chair man's making sure that fat People can sit on them and the other 50% of the chair man is making sure They're not wobbly

As long as you get something Yes because there is a wobbly table and chair epidemic I find it problematic when you go to a Restaurant and they have wobbly tables and chairs So if the chair man says, listen, we're going to make sure that these things can handle enough metric tons of pressure, but at the same time, we don't want to see a

matchbook under the thing. We want to see you... Every restaurant has chairs that aren't wobbly. I could be okay with that. Yeah, we can be in the middle. That's fine. And then after that, we'll widen the hallways for her. And I'll tell her,

I'll give her a widening hallway thing. I'll say, listen, I'm down with the widening of hallways as long as they put more signs up with arrows pointing which hotel room is which way. Because sometimes you have to walk like a hundred yards

to see a sign that tells you. I think they should be like every three doors should be a sign that says which hotel room is which way. How does she even think this would be in practice if she got her way if someone like does the president bulldozer just goes no but like does the president have to run on this platform of widening all hallways like can we call her and like it's like hey they're uh i'm from the department of hall like

structures like we saw your request and uh we'll be uh slowly widening every hallway in America. We thank you for your service. And like, you know, how does that even work? Who gives the directive to widen every hallway? Like, I guess like OSHA or something. Like, you need like the building codes to be like, hey, the building codes are all fucked up. So we got to widen all the hallways. Definitely. So every room is way smaller.

But you know, and you you know the minute they do this she's going to be complaining that the room is too small well no but it's like uh yeah they had to widen the hallway smaller yeah but also you know certain i don't know if it's fish or like but you know like certain animals like they get as big as their tank allows them what yeah like goldfish or whatever so they just like if you give them a bigger tank they get bigger so since she's gonna get bigger we'll be back to fucking square one until she dies like literally we're like all right here's your wider hallways at every hotel in america and then she just goes and fucking celebrates by packing on some pounds

that's such a good boy there is a never-ending problem yeah Unless they go just like larger than a human could be. She probably gets a bigger mobility scooter that fucking takes up more space. She also believes crew members, she wants stronger beds, 6XL bathrobes. And she goes, she believes crew members should undergo training on how to accommodate plus-size travelers, including handling sensitive situations and providing appropriate customer service so i don't know what that would exactly mean i guess maybe she's not breaking up fights i guess yeah well what would the i guess the thing would be like how to work a um like a wedge if she sits on someone

just like when a steel crowbar just to help her crowbar training crowbar training i guess they could deal with that where you go how to do what to do If someone like really big shows up and then there's someone kind of big beside them and you go they're not gonna fit I guess the training would just be how to like in a calm way be like, hey We're gonna have to have you switch over to here. Yeah Excuse me. Uh, we got a bit of a weight problem. I'm not gonna name names, but you know who you are Yes We've got a bit of a weight problem. I'm not going to name names, but you know who you are. Yes. If everybody on the left side of the plane could just go over to the right side of the plane and just stand there uncomfortably the entire flight.

No, not you. No, no, no, not you. Nope. Not you. Not you. Stay seated. Nope. Nope.

Everyone but you. Literally everyone on the plane on the left side except for you. This is a tough ask, but can everybody who has a difficulty standing please stand up we're gonna need you to move hey this week i need everyone to come out to tacoma and vancouver where i'm gonna be then kansas city omaha edmonton los angeles irvine san jose pho Phoenix, Toronto, Perrysburg, Columbus, Liberty, Dallas, Baltimore, Winnipeg, San Diego. I'm also adding the Wilbur, another theater show in Boston.

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We're going to put it together That was a real fun one Alright peace y'all Later