The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Dudes use AI Women to game Diversity & A Clinical Term for guys who are whipped

Episode Date: September 8, 2023

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No, dude, honestly, no. On the internet, you must be the guy who discussed him most out of anyone on the internet. Maybe. But I like I was reading a lot about it this weekend just to see and a lot of people have shifted over like from this person's sick like in the head to this is just a troll and this guy's the best guy of all time yeah like that's like the twitter discourse has moved to this guy's the fucking most base guy of all time if you look at like all the comments on everything so anyways the teacher got transferred to a new school board in hamilton ontario and it was big news because uh the teacher

is now a man right or like back to being a man and just went back not wearing the fake jugs all this stuff anyways so and then everybody's like troll of the century what a troll this guy rubbed it in their faces he like he wore all these big fake tits and they couldn't do anything and he's just working or whatever and part of me was like maybe that is the only thing that never added up to me was he got caught wearing the big ass fake tics at like a children's recital six months before everything by this guy's been out there so you're like that that was the one thing that didn't make sense with the troll thing because he got kicked out of a kid's recital because people were like you don't have a kid here why are you here in these big ass fake sure in burlington and anyways

so i have it on very good authority somebody like danny is an inside man inside man board of education versus brown yeah yeah yeah that this is not a troll that the currently the teacher is basically going by they then this is uh i the source can't be released but i can't release the source but we're reputable yeah for sure like very reputable source close to the source this is this is like if this was gambling this would be my lock of the week right here okay this is my lock of the week and then i pull out a giant lock uh but basically the the teachers this isn't a troll they are now or he's like going by they them pronouns so they said what did your guy and the reason before is because just the whole like shit storm the media shit storm made his life just like

so fucking like nuts he didn't even want to be famous because it really seemed like yeah it wasn't and he just like didn't want any of the smoke so you can't have the big ass pig cans but from the sound from what i understand this guy just wants to live a normal life in the country, you know? This guy, if he had his druthers, would be wearing the big-ass fake cans as a shop teacher in Burlington, Oakville. In your mind, he wanted to wear the cans. Yeah. It's like he wishes the news didn't even notice.

He thought just when... Just like he just wants to be me, you know? I just want to be me. I'm starting to be a little skeptical of this because it's like telling you i have the inside scoop it's a whole thing dude so the guy needs a fucking police escort to school every day like by car so okay did this like the president the president of the big kansas society yeah did they say that this guy is a nutcase or normal i mean use i well i mean does your inside man has just sort of had enough of the

whole thing he's like this guy's just a hassle it's just that's yeah i don't know they can't i mean one is like look you can do all this stuff wearing these big ass tits in school cause all these problems they won't fire you over this they can't fire nobody or nothing not in a school board because the school boards are all about like all All the stuff. All the stuff, right? So they're definitely not firing you in a school board. And so, again, this is the stories. And so the one, I guess, concession is that's they, them pronouns. But looking like a dude. Okay.

You ready for my inside scoop? Yeah. So we've been talking about Frank D'Angelo. Yeah. Back in the day. Did you watch The Thing? No, I didn't watch The Thing. Yeah.

I saw like five minutes of it, but I just don't watch that many things man i still gotta get through my gangster stock yeah yeah okay so i have an inside man myself who played hockey with frank d'angelo and just to last a little bit we always have to just for people that are just tuning in or whatever he's a guy in canada uh like made all these crappy movies and had bought himself a fake TV show. Crappy TV show. And potentially murdered someone. Okay, crappy everything. But we've been on this guy's ass, right?

But he made a movie called The Goalie. So he's a goalie in real life. And I have an inside man who played hockey with him. And then so Frank D'Angelo would play in these leagues and he was a goalie and he sucked at goalie. Of course. Is he good at anything? He would pay other players to play on his men's league hockey team.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I know of an inside man that was one of the paid hands that played hockey on his team. So he would have these guys that all played, like Junior and a couple guys that played on the national team. I remember he had some. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he would get these guys. But he was so bad at goalie, and the guy said every game was like 11-10 because his team would get so many goals.

But then he sucked at goalie. So Frank D'Angelo, you'd pay for his team. So he's basically papering over his bad goaltending by just like, we win, but the scores are just crazy. Motherfuckers losing two grand a game. And if you look at the league scores, it's like 2-3, 4-2, 4-1, 12-10. Every one of their games is a 12-9er. I have a feeling that when...

They had 14 shots and 12 goals. Yeah, I have a feeling that when... It had 14 shots and 12 goals. Yeah, I have a feeling when Barry Sherman passed away, that grift ended too. He's like, the hockey... Well, if he's dropping two Gs a game, he doesn't have that kind of money. I can't be losing two Gs on a men's league hockey game. What kind of freak is paying for ringers

on their men's league team? I mean, the same kind of freak that does all the other stuff he does. You have to be. All the other shit he does that totally checks out out it's a real real crazy you know mentality mental so that shout out frank to go okay so this is probably this is a probably for me and danny probably one of our best stories but this is uh an inside comedy thing but yeah So I'll just tell the quick thing. We don't even need to really go to the article,

but I have it here. Well, this is French people. So Tabernak, there's a comedy scene. And obviously some of you might've been aware this may happen in your industries and maybe happen in every industry. You might've seen in the last little bit, a little bit of a push for women

in sure x industry yes whatever that may be yes a bit of a leveling of the playing field if you will yeah it is fine you just even think like know how right now men are doing worse in college and you know uh which just proves that and men are still making more money afterwards proves that even that's how smart they are yeah of course even with the less college they're still doing better we shall persevere but more importantly it was just like there's still people out there being like we need to do things to help women in college you're like it's already it's more than level they're like we will never stop yeah yeah of course we'll never stop it's a well then what i just don't have my job yes as a level playing fielder. And then they crush you. And then comes the milking machines, Ryan. That's the last step in all of this is they start milking us.

So what happened was, and anybody who's been in comedy knows that it's sometimes hard to get a ton of girls on shows. One of the big reasons is there's 100 times less women that start to do stand-up comedy. The demand is so high for women in comedy right now versus the supply like it's a very simple like uh you know explanation calculation whatever but it's like they just like they get asked all the time they're like i can't make all these shows exactly right like what would you say honestly the percentage the ratio of male to female comics is uh probably like eight to one seven to one maybe something a little yeah maybe like I would say yeah like 20 no yeah

like 15% I mean depends on where you go again it's like if you go to an open mic it is 40 people and 2 of them are women yeah

if you get into the higher level and they don't last and there's a thing they don't last there very long like they show up to open mics they get plucked out of those things no

or they get plucked out yeah or they just move up exactly yeah yeah they just move up exactly yeah yeah they don't see yeah you can you can kind of skip that whole scene a little bit as well right but the moral of the story is then they start there's been a lot of these organizations that they start these pages the shame and get shame name and shame right and then squeaky wheel does get the grease and and uh right diversity so in in quebec they basically in all of the publications cover this but

basically there was an organ there was a the shows they were saying there's not enough women on the show so they started a facebook page and an instagram page that essentially anytime there's a lineup that doesn't have girls on their name and shame yeah and this stuff obviously gets popular it gets picked up by the blogs and luckily they find time to do the naming and shaming in between doing all the spots they're doing on all the other shows they're like so busy they're like i don't even have time to do the naming and shaming this week but i just will well that's a funny or someone who's like done two spots and then they go i deserve to be on shows and you're like no you don't well you may bring up sort of a funny point because it's like these aren't like you know big

institutional things this is like a dude that started a show at a bar and to save his bar but but you go yeah but i'm even saying comics like most shows are started by comedians so you kind of look at it and you go okay well all these shows are run by men and it was like why don't you start shows why why why is that though like if you actually break down you go all these shows are run by men. It'd be like, why though? Why? Yeah, of course.

Like, why don't, do you have, do you have a show? And you go, no. Like, why don't you? Not only that. Like you had a show. Yeah, of course. That's like the number one thing when you start comedy is like you start a show. Yeah.

You find, you literally walk around and you go, I dry cleaner. They can have a fucking comedy show in there. Boxing ring. You know, oh, why doesn't this they could have a comedy show in there boxing ring you know oh why why doesn't this food truck have a comedy show outside out front there's always a lineup you built an audience that's a big you hear that a lot the built-in audience jj was the king of that jj would literally walk by like you know a line, and he's like, prime real estate. Get a mic in front of these people. Yeah, let's give you a comment, Joe.

Also, as soon as you see, it's kind of like how these people look by, and if they ever see an uneven amount of men and women, their flashes go up. That's how open-mic-er dudes are. As you walk by, if you see a gathering of more than two people sure that might be willing to listen you just started doing one of these you're like doing the director thing you go let me go his friends are go what is he thinking he goes she's working give

me a mic give me a pa system he's working right battery powered you go you're just the jj's the rain man for places that you can put a comedy show that don't want one. Also with the shows, just generally, especially these types of shows, people just want to hang out with their friends. You're hanging out at a bar. So these guys are just like, yeah, I want to hang out with my friends. And they could not have been more right in this selection. They're like, yeah, we didn't pick the two chicks who made a Facebook group about us not booking them to shame us.

You're like, yeah like you're the last people we want to hang out with that is definitely you're literally inviting like the the head snitch to the yeah like just drug bender whatever yeah you're just like fuck that like yeah we we were right so the montreal comedian so we didn't even get to the part by the way so the montreal comedians creating an instagram called uh pata feels no girls on the lineup this thing's been popping off so how the dudes started to defend against this and i just like to note in comedy before i start to cut you off female comedians are overrepresented in comedy across the board percentage wise of no question not not as a population like of the actual overall that would be 50 50 that would be 50 50 but as the amount of

comedians they're way overrepresented of course and it's crazy because they complain they're sought after but not even that but like they complain about this and then i specifically because of this article went and looked at like the jFL lineup and you're like 50, 50, it's literally 55, 45 men when it should be 80, 20 to be fair. It's more than 80, 20, but yeah.

Oh, whatever. Oh, whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Right. But it's like,

it is legitimately just for last, which is a Quebec based biggest comedy festival in the world. It's like 55, 45. Exactly. So just for the, so just do the math. You have a 40,

you have a three times higher percentage chance of getting on. Super overrepresented. Basically, yeah. So these guys decided, instead of being shamed by these blogs, they started putting, which, by the way, they become news. These blogs, the girl puts on an Instagram page. Next thing you know, you're like the face of misogyny because you just put your buddies on a comedy show. Because you did a funny gag.

No, no, I'm saying even before this. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what they did was they started making AI women and putting buddies on a comedy show. Because you did like a funny gag. No, no. I'm saying even before this. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what they did was they started making AI women and putting them on the comedy show. Yeah, AI every week, yeah. So every lineup they made, they're just like, oh, we have a comedy show with our three buddies. If we throw on a fake girl on the lineup, we won't be named and shamed, right? Yeah. So they started putting the fake girls on.

They had one fake girl. And it's pretty funny. It sounds like every show at the beginning of the show, they go, oh, she canceled. Yeah, she canceled started putting these fake girls on. They had one fake girl. And it's pretty funny. It sounds like every show at the beginning of the show, they go, oh, she canceled. Yeah, she canceled. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She didn't make it. And then that's become news, by the way. Sure.

That's Canadian news right here. Denounces the boys club and comedy. Calls out all male lineups at the comedy clubs and events across the province as more than 150 posts in just a few months of operation. 150 posts? That's in a few months of operation 150 posts that's in a few months of 50 posts a month i'll tell you i'll just say advice probably this is definitely approach to a comedy way different than guys if you're a guy new to comedy you go oh you won't book me huh well then i'm gonna make a facebook page and name and shame you're like you are done forever i don't care if you're fucking george carlin you're done if you're

that's it if you're a yeah if you're like a new comic and you start naming and shaming dudes like move to a different city and change your name i guess moving might not even help that might follow you around let me get celebrated i've been working really hard at comedy i have 150 posts no stand-up clips dude i'm just in the lab you know just cranking out just just working hard you go oh yeah clips comedy writing pretty good way to knock out books on a show i would say whatever job you have if day one you name and shame 150 coworkers. Sure. Yeah, exactly.

You're like anything. This applies to anywhere. My favorite thing was, because this is, even in the heat of this stuff, we all just had so many scabs on the inside of the all girls. Because I'm telling you, anytime you put it, there was all these all girl groups. And again, it's not, this is the most applicable thing in any industry. But you get a bunch of clocking hens in the group, and they'd have a lot of girls that would start these groups in Toronto. And we always had so many scabs on the inside.

The one in Toronto, remember, was called The Hustle, which they did the opposite of that. But if something went on, I'll tell you one thing, you do not want to be in that group. No, no. It always devolved into like just the classic. No, but I'm saying you don't want to be shamed in that group. Like it wasn't effective shaming.

Danny Polichuk was frequently shamed. Yeah, of course. But if there was someone, they would always have like these big shaming and naming sessions. Like, you know, some guy did something wrong. And this guy. Not even comedy related. Sometimes it would just be like bad dates and this guy's the abuser of the week. You do not want to be on the abuser of the week.

They are powerful when collectivized. It's a strong union is these groups, right? But the problem was infighting would always take them down. It's kind of like when you ever see like a super communist politician and then they always find out they they always have like 10 people and they're not paying them enough and then they unionize against the person and then their whole thing falls apart yeah like he buys like a studio apartment and they go wait you own a studio

apartment they're like we rent ours and he goes well i've just been working hard they go how is our politician run not like uh how are we not even on every even stevens on everything from the ceo to the you know the delivery guy why are we not even stevens on everything so it always kind of falls apart right but they're more on top of it falls apart because of that it always falls apart because uh there's some incentive for like a million girls to just be like yeah i don't fuck with that of course well some girls but you are like there already is a huge girls to just be like yeah i don't fuck with that of course but you are like there already is a huge incentive to try to put them on your show is because there is it is true that if you have a show that there actually is audience there which most of these aren't like an audience would

actually rather see like a show that has like some different things yeah like when you see like funny like if you see like five guys with like white guys with beards come and do like drinking jokes in a row you're just absolutely every comedian the same thing like it just makes a worse for sure although i will never concede because i know some people will legitimately say that they're like it's better to have like a diverse show or some of the diverse comics bomb than have no that's not true but some people will say that like legitimately they're like i'd rather see a diverse show even if it's worse well that's not true i don't think i think that's a stupid one yeah but yeah there's always there's always an incentive for some girl to just be like you know uh just so you know

they're fucking talking shit those girls are crazy and you're like and then you're like oh this girl's cool yeah all of a sudden you see that girl on every show i know it's i mean it's like every one of those like reality shows like those games or whatever where like those girls they all just they stab each other in the back on Big Brother and they stab each other in the back on comedy. It always falls apart. The Instagram page has been posting several screenshots a week of its lineups. And they said, it's crazy how much effort goes into not booking female comedians. Hats off to you.

Really slow clap. I like the way they post. The other thing is too, but it's funny. They're like, these guys made an AI-generated person instead of putting a girl on the show. It's like you created an entire industry naming and shaming instead of starting a show. Yeah, exactly.

You're like, you're going to spend all this effort starting your own weekly show. Been on every one of them. Been on every one of them. You could have honestly gone at the bar next door. You could have gone next door to this club, been like, we're so much better that we're going to the bar next door like you could have gone next door to this club been like we're so much better that we're gonna put it next door we're gonna take all of your audience all of your customers it's gonna be all girls and then yeah and you probably would have done better and

then on top of that you just everyone you put on your show would have probably put you on their show yep the guy he's like i can't imagine you if you like actually well now that you've made enemies with them but if you went up to them and you're just like hey if anytime you want to come do my show roll by and the guy was like cool yeah you can are you free to do mine tuesday i doubt the guy would be like oh we don't do girls sure of course you know what i mean these are people who are probably pretty new to like the comedy game though like obviously they're not seasoned people and this is probably like they think these power dynamics are like how comedy works. It's not like, oh, go be funny. And it does to get your articles.

Yeah, it does. For sure. But I mean, I imagine they maybe got a little bump where people were like a little afraid of them. But like this, I think this comedy. They do have a bit of an ADL push, but eventually it crumbles. It's like somebody in Quebec somewhere. It's like in Gatineau or some shit.

Exactly. None of this means anything. The Gatineau comedy scene comedy scene like nobody cares no you've had a little bit of juan ju violence with the adl making videos against them yeah i did i'm coming out i'm coming out against the adl it's funny you were telling me that you were like oh yeah danny spent a bunch of time looking through their website but it's a funny thing to walk in on you just like googling how sick the adl i'm looking at the ADL's audited financial reports. You know what the truth is?

They had a pretty good hustle going because a lot of these people at the ADL probably make a ton of money. Do you know what I mean? They're essentially like an investing firm. They've got like huge donations. 280 million in the bank or something. Right.

Yeah, exactly. But it's like, and they're probably getting so much money. Oh, tons. I was saying to you that they just, I was looking through their- It feels like if they just like tone it down a little bit, they probably're probably getting so much money. Oh, tons. I was saying to you that they just, I was looking through their. Feels like if they just like tone it down a little bit, they probably, you know, couldn't. But the problem is they were at one point nonpartisan, like the ACLU, same thing, right?

They were nonpartisan. And then they just slowly shifted. Do you think the reason is. And then their membership, the people who work there, more importantly, became super far left. Okay. Is that what happened or is it that like one of their biggest donors who gave them like 40 of their money was like this is the agenda well it looks like that could have happened that's possible but like the their main guy like that greenblatt dude like he worked under obama at the white house

and uh who's that guy smokes crack and um he uh It hasn't come out yet, so we don't know. Dude, Tucker Carlson's new show is so funny. But most of their money, I believe, comes from corporate, like Coca-Cola, like stuff like that. I think they all do generally lean left, at least in... Yeah, but those are almost like... That's like an extortion racket a little bit. Yeah, of course.

Like the ones that come... It's like the ESG stuff. Yeah, the one that comes from the big companies, that's like the guy giving one of these girls a spot being like oh absolutely a million yeah a million bucks to the adl for like there's whatever it's a protection racket protection racket 100 it's no different than the mob coming and being like be ashamed of something happened to you but i was yeah literally be ashamed of someone had to write an article about how you're not saying but i was saying i was looking through the ADL's financials, and up until last year, they owned a residential,

they owned 14% of a residential apartment building in Woodland Hills, California. Can you imagine me, the ADL, being your landlord? Oh, my God. Like, I hope someone got this look. Not the best look for us to just be people's landlords i don't know if we're really like taking the temperature of the room right now but we shouldn't just be people's landlords there's other investments out there that don't require being a fucking landlord that guy actually goes and does it himself collects the checks

just to make sure none of it gets goes missing oh, Mr. Greenblatt. I just need until the third of the month. He goes, I wish I could help you. I wish I could help you, but anti-Semitism is through the roof and we need that money.

I mean, it's fine if you don't want to pay me. If you want to walk on the lease, I mean, heaven forbid someone writes an article about you. I'll just put you on the list.

Wait, what list is that? Just a little. We've got a list here. Just making a list. Hateful symbols list. Can't you see the landlord pulls out a piece of paper? If you don't have the money,

you don't have the money. What was the spelling again? No, no, no. I'll be back. I'll have it for you by the end of the day. I'll have end of the day this is the last sound you want just the pen click you do not want that pen click from the adl you know they mean business green but it is so uh elon musk is suing them for defamation yeah suing them for like 20 million

dollars but like the defamation is kind of like hard to prove but in their case it kind of is real because they actually went and like solicited advertisers and they're like anti-semitism's not at all time worse and if he can prove it's not and that costs the money it's like a pretty actual yeah case textbook and for sure i mean there's just so like obviously some at the very least it costs some of the stuff they're like okay here's a guy who's like an avowed nazi and there's this guy but then like the problem is it's like it's all the gray area like and like the margins like sure but then you're this stuff where like like you know people have talked about it i put in the sketch but like they have this list of all the numbers like there's so many fucking numbers the craziest one i didn't even know this the number 18 is um 18 is like uh considered like a in their glossary of like problematic numbers or whatever

and what is it it's um adolf one adolf h hitler that's a stretch ah right but 18 is like the lucky number for jews like it's literally like the if you ask any jew 18 is the lucky number for jews so and it's like the 18th letter of the alpha the hebrew alphabet or whatever which means like life or whatever but like anyways you're like how could these two things be i thought the lucky number for jew would just be prime prime plus four it just changes prime plus four but like it's so crazy like i saw that i go okay you guys are fucking nuts that so you're supposed to be like a bunch of jewish people and someone goes yeah put 18 as our list of as our number that's like a white and it's literally says like white supremacist number

yeah and they just shake everyone down they put you on these lists and you can get bank accounts they're so like a tapped in so they have been managed to really and they get like there's like a i feel like they got a little little too pushy with the Twitter stuff. It's like they had a racket going that could have probably kept up for a long time. I mean, that's the story of Icarus. Everybody just flies too close to the sun, you know? It was Icarus.

You get that power and you go like, what else can we do with this? Totally. And they keep going and then eventually they just go too far. It's a story as old as time. Well, our boy in Quebec said, the page often mentioned us,

painted us as misogynist as if we weren't making any effort um who said so this guy's even said he was like you know we try to get women on the show it's like it's we're in fucking the middle of nowhere and also every person in comedy is like yes of course this is exactly what you're going through and if you don't know comedy you're like you guys are sexist and misogynist and all that stuff but uh you have a titty i do not see how i could put someone uh but uh you give me cigarettes i give you spot if you do not have i'm looking for a cigarette from native reserve and uh she goes a girl in the comedy now i have seen everything i feel like that yeah those two girls are gonna have their own show at jfl next year this girl better be genderated by computer because that is only way to program by a man

yeah see these chicks fucked up too because they have to acknowledge that that is a pretty funny gag hilarious that's objectively funny gag and they can't be like what's funny about that what's funny about that that was my spot you go wasn't a spot they just not trying to get shamed yeah we're just doing a joke about you we're making fun of you now and they go what five bucks he gave this girl a spot she don't show of course that's the other thing you forget it's like she got a tummy ache that day oh sorry i can't make i got nine other spots got a blogging emergency i found i can't make it to this spot there's another show in fucking jean-pierre you go oh yeah why can't you make it to your spot yeah you missed your spot

you go miss my spot there's fucking a show in three rivers right now there's a show in uh jean-pierre with uh two men on lineup they just been posting like louis ck has a special taping with only him on bill there's just one guy on the bill it's against the guy he's doing his special taping no no no no no no no no there must be women he i see a mike ward podcast he has uh him himself and one guest guess what both have penis that's how the girl talks she got a very butchy butchy they have their problem their podcast is called problematic and on top of that uh even though i got on show because of being woman joke is on you because i am they them you go oh i actually have a girl on ha ha ha i am uh they them so uh that does not count actually

nowadays he goes so often but it does point to a larger issue she said cbc will fucking write any slop, and that's- I mean, that's why their friend works at CBC. Fewer opportunities for comedy in 2023, and that's ridiculous. That's not true! That is the opposite of the truth.

There's never been more opportunities for comedy. Like, that is like the opposite of the truth. Well, more importantly, the whole game that they think exists, it doesn't guess. It's like, the whole deal right now is like putting your stuff on the internet and getting the algorithms, the algorithm. algorithm but more you know what i mean for

starters never been more spots no but women but this is the crabs in a bucket thing where you go i promise you where there isn't any opportunity for any of y'all yeah is gatineau yeah for sure yeah doing comedy in french in not even opportunity in Ottawa, which is 15 minutes away. Yeah, exactly. And that's just ridiculous, they said. Here's a good one. Yeah, that was, yeah. Three or four different people

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She is a real deal prostitute. You will have where it's a girl who's like, you know, I'm a plumber and it's like, there's a new business

where she plums naked. There's always something, right? Of course, of course. But again, that's- Topless shoe salesman, you know.

Yeah, and that's like gray arrow. Zamboni driver. Nude Zamboni driver. Nude Zamboni driver nude zamboni driver yeah that's gray area shit this is she is a legit prostitute yeah so basically what happens is they you go in as a couple and then she like bones the dude and at first i was off it but then i feel like i'm sort of back on board with the girl because it is kind of one of those things where you're just like, your girl's like, you know, I think we should see a therapist. And you go, yeah, we'll both get a couple names.

She goes, you only have one on your list? She's the only one I could really find that are for our needs, I guess. For our needs. I hate this one comes highly. I don't know, dude. If you're just walking in with your chick, she sits down, you're already undoing your belt. You're like, oh, how do I do it? Oh, you're like oh sorry oh right i gotta pay first uh my bad i don't know like this is the ultimate if your relationship's not going well what you're the dudes proposing this we've

been talking a lot about microaggressions but now it's time to talk about macroaggressions this is the move you want to do when your relationship's not going bad and you want to be like i just want to end it right here. I'm going to do it with this move. Right. Oh, you think it might be a good proposal. Like you propose this. You're like, I was thinking the sex.

She's like, what? She's like, you thought our fucking sexless sexless marriage needed me getting you a prostitute. And then you go, oh, I guess we just get divorced. Girl comes highly, highly recommended. that's the highest like level of skill required for like a move well it is girls love going to therapy so it's sort of like something for her something for you i guess what does she get out of it though she's like what is she watching is like a female cuck situation or uh i think this no because i think that you can convince girls like no this is like regulated therapeutical like it's

you know what i mean you can get them on board with dumb ass shit that's i mean you're getting your dick sucked and she's fucking well if the therapist says and you're just like you got your thumbs up yeah you go you go i fucking love therapy honestly i was so wrong about this whole thing therapy's awesome you know what's crazy is there's probably normal therapists that cost more per hour than this chick who's a prostitute yeah this chick how much was she a couple hundred bucks an hour probably like i don't know but i'm sure so what's that gonna what's that gonna run us 50 bucks i'm sure there's some therapists who are like legit cost more than that yeah for sure i get physically involved with the majority of people i see i think

that's part of the appeal i bet you she tried a lot of other things before this she was like you know like i'm a new therapist yeah i tried prostitute then i moved on to to um for a while i was a uh key grip that also has sex with the people and then and then after that i was a cashier that also has sex with the people and then i've moved on to therapist that also has sex with the people. And then after that, I was a cashier that also had sex with the people. And then I've moved on to a therapist that also had sex with the people. Worked at a car dealership.

I worked at a car dealership. I also had sex with the people. I also had sex with the people. I'll tell you what, ladies, if you want to add sex into whatever you're selling, it's probably definitely going to help your sales.

Uh-huh. Sex does sell. Especially when you're actually giving it. Yeah. I wonder if there's... I sell shirts for $35, but when I fucking blow them after,

I sell them for $45. I don't know why this is so bizarre, man, this new business model. I mean, I would love to see if there are women, you think, really getting tricked into doing this? It's funny, too. She says, she goes, I get physically involved with the majority of the people.

I think that's part of the appeal, just part of it, though. Yeah. He thinks they're therapy skills to the other side. Yeah, she also has no qualifications. That with the majority of the people. I think that's part of the appeal, just part of it, though. He thinks they're therapy skills to the other side. Yeah, she also has no qualifications. That's the best part, dude. She has no qualifications. That's what I was going to say. I'm like, yeah, she probably charges less than an actual therapist.

She goes, yeah, she's not a therapist. She's not a therapist. She's a prostitute who has a working voice box. Yeah, I guess she can speak. The veteran sex worker, worker veteran who spent 15 years in the industry so she's a prostitute for 15 years she's you know she wanted to get out of the game you know of course she couldn't go full clean though she started weaning herself off being a prostitute she couldn't get out of the game scot-free you know it's like smoking to vaping

you think she ever was like when she was at the brothel and then someone was like what outfit do you want me to wear and they're like can you do like a therapist and then she saw herself in the mirror and she goes like she got like the light bulb what the fuck i have an idea here see perfect she goes they wouldn't take me at the hospital when i tried to be a nurse but this might just work you know what i was thinking i've been saying this on stage but like um uh getting pegged by your girlfriend is the vaping of being gay yeah so it's you know what i mean you're just like a cigarette i would never toe in the water yeah you still got a cylinder in your mouth and a couple beers in you you start fiending for the real thing the vaping of being not me man i'll vape till i exit only dog the veteran sex worker um claims that women have asked her to demo sex acts on their husbands

while some wives grant their eager hubbies a hall pass this is sometimes the eager hubbies get to go solo so the one guy just can't get enough therapy all of a sudden yeah he goes i love therapy they said they want more guys to go to therapy yeah yeah they didn't say what can i mean look if you can convince your chick that it's cool i don't know like i don't know if there's like these sexless marriages when the guy goes and smashes this prostitute and then comes back and like the fixes the marriage. And then the chick can kind of look past you. I mean, if you like, if you want it, like starting a car that's been sitting in a garage for like 30 years.

This girl brought up some pretty good points. She goes, there's people in relationships where the girl is married to the guy and she's not into sex anymore. So the guy, there's scenarios where the guy wants to hit it and the girl's not interested and she makes a good point agreed where it's like well then what the guy's just like you're out of luck pal it's like yeah she's sort of solving that i mean again the therapy has nothing to do with this again like he's just like hey you won't let me have you won't have sex with me can i go see a prostitute no what can i go see a therapist you hit your girl's head she goes what

the fuck did you do you go uh yeah i guess the therapist is fine i'm very affectionate and physically and emotionally towards the wife always so she's pretty good it's basically a prostitute that's pretty good at convincing your wife that this is like the real this is somehow medicinal yeah ah so it sounds like she's worth every i mean she don't look medicinal i'll tell you those photos do not look medicinal this girl's worth every penny dude the mood is elevated and we have a really good time and the husband is very grateful for the experience all she's going he's like i can't believe my wife's okay with this yeah yeah yeah she has a lot of clinical terminology to describe the guy liked

getting blown this fucking you'd be surprised my mind would be some of these husbands out there they come in they're a little nervous but once i'm you know i got their fucking rod in my mouth actually who would have thought i could i would think most guys would be like this is some kind of trap i i also i'm a little skeptical of that hey honey i want to go to this therapist and she goes sure that sounds like a great idea i know and then it's just the two girls and they point out your dick and go you call that a dick like this is still better than what i had before yeah they just name and shame you see you've just been busted you thought you could just waltz in here and get free sex it's's a one-way street with you. You go, what? You're just sitting there naked with just your shirt on,

winning the thing. What? Very affectionate to the wife. So she says she's pretty good at getting the wife on board. The self-proclaimed sex therapist denounced unfair women who refuse to fulfill their partner's sexual desires because she knows she don't have to convince the men. She knows she's got to be like, hey, women, you're being women you're being unfair sure well what happens it sounds like they go in there and the

guy's like she has a lot of clients where the guy's just like yeah one of my big problems is she doesn't want to smash and then the girl goes yeah i'm just not interested in smash and she's like i could solve this for the platinum package sure yeah i mean in a clinical environment it would be weird porn set it's probably like has like the set do you think she has a murphy bed she presses the button the bed comes down she goes i have multiple sets yeah it's the only therapist where you need to shower before you go she's just hopping the shower first you go probably don't have to shower before my therapy. Yeah, I should just shower first. It's not an option to get married to a man

and then turn around and say, oh, sorry, I'm not into sex anymore. I'm telling you this girl's based. I'm all for it. No, the based are the chicks who are letting their husbands do that shit. They're the based ones. Well, I think that they're less based.

I think it's less based and more like they buy into it you guys i mean it's either one of the two it's either the girl's just like down with the guy banging a prostitute in which case she also wouldn't be down mad with him banging a prostitute yeah or she believes the bullshit like i don't think that there's a you know what i mean in between she just needs to just package differently yeah i think this is all about like you know it's all about sales you know what i mean yeah you get your you get her foot in the door and because the guy's not saying like hey what do why don't we switch from therapy for a little bit so i can blow your husband she goes why don't we continue therapy you've already

sold them on therapy it's like why don't we just sell them on more therapy i wonder if the first like appointment has sex in it or maybe that comes later and that's how they ease you in or is it just like sex right out the gate i wonder if you have you go in and she's like is this is the wife come like coming with you sometimes the guy does solo sessions that's that's fucking nuts she goes really into uh therapy lately really big therapy guy yeah exactly i'll tell you what ladies need to take it easy with their fucking online shenanigans therapy lately. Really big therapy guy. Yeah, exactly. I'll tell you what. Ladies need to take it easy with their fucking

online shenanigans right now. Like we said, there's like 5 million chicks on OnlyFans. Ukrainian sisters arrested for twerking on the graves of fallen soldiers.

So ladies, get it together. You know what I mean? I don't know what the fuck these chicks are thinking. Get it together. And they tried to say, oh, the guy would have liked it.

This and that. They went to go visit their dad at the cemetery who died in the current these chicks get it together and they tried to say oh the guy would have liked it this or that they went to go visit their dad at the cemetery who died in the current conflict yeah it's like when bieber was posting at anne frank's thing always you know yeah i don't know out of these chicks and then they got arrested i guess it's serious crime because they went and they posted it on instagram you know what i you know what i've also been saying is that, just a side note. So basically, like girls always take credit for a dude when he's like the best, right? It's always like, you know, behind every great man, there's an even greater woman. But you never hear behind every man that committed atrocities is an even more atrocious man. Yeah.

Even more atrocious. Behind every man that committed atrocities is an even more atrocious woman right and uh like like hitler's girlfriend you know eva braun i believe she sort of gets off the hook you know what i mean i was saying if she existed right now she would have like a blog about 10 reasons why her husband well how to spot dating a narcissist yeah she'd be writing for mama mia eva braun would have a podcast with anne frank about how they're both victims yeah they would like relate over you know what i mean like how his narcissism effect and she would be saying like you know 10 ways that i wasn't able to spot

narcissism in my abusive boyfriend number one he wanted to kill all these jews right and they'd have like a five million dollar spotify deal yeah, how do you spot a narcissist? Number one, he kept trying to take over the world. Yeah, they would, exactly. They'd have a Spotify deal on the Obama network. Hitler just rots in prison. Exactly. But I'm telling you,

get it together, ladies. If every 50... I mean, just have some fucking common sense. Have some class. Like, go. You don't... As Don Cherry said fucking common sense. Have some class. Like, go. As Don Cherry said, it's a real not class act here, boys. No. Just don't fucking twerk at a cemetery.

I don't know who needs to be told that. It's like, don't do it. Just there's certain places that are just off limits. I mean. Well, you think that it doesn't stop there. This is actually a guy and girl, but it's more of the girls. There's a bunch of nuns, right? Sexting nun faces possible excommunication by refusing Vatican orders.

To stop sexting. Yeah, so this girl's been setting sex. I wonder what the rule is there. I guess they're trying to say it's no, but she's like, well, God didn't write anything about sexting. And I think the sects are very religious. Like, I want to be turned into Jesus and pegged. You know what I mean? Put me on the cross.

Yeah, put your wooden peg into my arm. Like, I'm Jesus. Yeah, I think she's handicapped, too. She's disabled. I didn't see that part. Yeah, she's in a wheelchair. So she's really not getting any. Whoa, it's a girl sexting?

She's a nun who's in a wheelchair who's sexting. She's saying stuff like, I'm at perfect weight. Yeah. I'm at perfect height because i'm a spinner i'm the wheelchair part of it yeah yeah oh yeah i can't wait for you to fucking wheel me i love how that's what they have to deal with at the vatican they're like over i know in rome and they just get like their email list exactly none in dallas won't stop sexting what should we do about it i go excommunicated

i guess it's pretty low on the sexual problems that this specific church had but the reason it's funny is because so basically the the main the bishop was the guy who was like sexting them and it's all sort of like they're all in trouble but the bishop is trying to get rid of these girls he's trying to get rid of the girls and then the the nuns all banded together and they go we're not going nowhere yeah and it's kind of like a high school scenario playing out of a mutiny going on it's a mutiny but it's like it's so funny because it's just sexting it's the kind of shit that would happen on a you know like a fucking high school camping trip for them they are sex their sexual development is like a team trapped in high school yeah and then

they're the bishop wants these guys god you know what i mean like the bishop she gets a text it's like oh oh well i never i've never never got a text like this before i'd love to get inside those knickers like you know some shit like that because i'm gonna have to do extra confession for this and and all the girls are getting together saying, we reiterate, they do not recognize the authority of the Bishop Olson and their monastery, and they refuse to accept any interference with him as political commentary. And an office conferred on him, blah, blah, blah.

So they're waiting for the Pope to basically, they're like, unless the Pope says something about this, we're just sexting away. They've essentially said, you're not my daddy to the guy. When he said, you guys are out of here. We're sending you to a new church. And then these bitches all got together and they're like, we don't fucking answer to you.

Yeah. The only answer to the Lord. Exactly. It's funny. Cause girls like with all the equality stuff, right? This is the one thing that they can't really get their paws on because it's the things are from God,

right? Like one of the things is they could never be like a priest in the catholic church that does the confessionals and the reason for that was even god knows that no girl could hand that handle that level of gossip just god knows that they'd be literally like in the confessional booth and goes forgive me father for I have sinned. I cheated on my wife. A dude tell! Holy shit, he cheated on his wife! What? You could, no girl could handle being in a confessional booth. I'll tell you what, if I was dating a girl that was in a confessional booth, I would know every confession in the town.

Yeah. Have you ever not been told a secret and you're like, stop telling me a secret. Dude, my girl tells me secrets. Every day. The most mundane, stupid shit. And then she'll be like, you can't say this on the podcast. And I'm like, I don't know. Who gives a shit?

She says this all the time. She goes, you can't say this. Like my second cousin. Like literally like, oh my God, my cousin said this or whatever. Like this happened at my cousin's work. Like something happened at my cousin's work. Do not say this on the podcast. I like who the fuck cares i wouldn't anyways this is like who gives a shit she says like once a week she'd be like do not say this on the podcast

you're good dude that would literally be they'd be at the monastery and they'd just be like um yeah i'm just i'm cheating on my wife and i've done it a couple times right now and you see it's like a stenographer what's that what's that noise nothing nothing how do you ever think well they would so they'd basically be like that, and the girl would just be like. But do you ever think that they've had a situation where some guy came to the confessionals, and he was sort of saying, I'm just having these thoughts about having sex with little boys,

and the guy behind the thing just had to be like, ew. Did you just hear this? What's that? What is that? He's calling them them in he's jacking them off oh he's here he's currently he's currently because i've been thinking about having sex with little boys and you're like what i don't get that fast yeah but he goes yeah he's like

I've just been having thoughts about little boys he goes eww describe it to me like he's yeah yeah but he's

yeah exactly like what what the heck continue continue I want his name now this little boy he's been

he's been opening the IDR what's his address he's going to this church maybe but yeah any girl was a confessional person she would not be able to handle that job that would wreck them there's a reason why they have i'm sure they got god knew i'm sure they had a shot once in like the 1500s it went poorly and they were like never again never again broke up the entire town yeah they just like okay we'll we'll humor you they let him try the confessional booth once somewhere in italy and like and then they go yeah i'm not doing this it was like you know it's like literally like it happened in like milan and then like they heard they heard what happened in sicily like a day later you're like it's not even physically possible And then like they heard what happened in Sicily like a day later.

And you're like, it's not even physically possible. How did it get so far? How did it make it that far? There's no technology. All right, no more. You definitely would be heard about. Yeah, so that's not happening. And then also one last little religious news is some girl wrote an article on Muslim Girl.

It said the prophet muhammad was actually an intersectional feminist yeah well nice knowing you yeah yeah it's just also funny like just doing one one quick google search and it's just like how many wives did he have did he like like bang an eight-year-old or something i don't know about that danny that's none of my business anyways that's been my time on the podcast been a good run thanks i don't know nothing about that man every time i come over to danny's house he's drawing muhammad you can't be trusted this guy i draw everybody to be fair he draws them all space a little extra attention yeah i have i have i have like no one time you were drawing muhammad in the snow with your piss

and i didn't personally think i was okay it was not. I have on the back of my minivan, you know how they have the kids? Like the family? I have all the gods. Just as a deckle on the back of my minivan. Ric Flair, God, Buddha. All of them. Okay, you know what? I don't know if we've actually talked about this yet.

So you've seen the new video that's come out of the white supremacist guys, right? The Nazis and the... Yeah, Boneface. Blood Tribe and Boneface. seen the new video that's come out of the the white supremacist guys right and obviously he's in yeah the the yeah bone face blood tribe and so there's these guys it is honestly i do think he's actually i i mean yeah let me just say what happened yeah because at the beginning i was you know obviously every time there's there's all these like because you're pretty tapped into like internet stuff right if someone becomes like a you know a richard spencer or whatever like everyone writes about them immediately you know what i mean if someone becomes like a running sort of a white supremacist group like you fucking hear about it you know what i mean of course especially in the patriot front yeah like you kind of it don't

really no one's like this running this like nazi group like under the radar well they don't well i mean in terms of under the radar like so patriot front for example that's the one where everybody's like they wear the khakis and everybody's like they're all feds or whatever okay i'm sure people are watching this right now being like they're all feds i don't think they're all feds i'm sure there are some of them but like i'm in their telegram group like i do just like they have a very active telegram group why are you in their telegram group? I like to see what's going on. I keep myself informed. Right.

But like they do like there's definitely what do they say in their telegram group? They're just like what other telegram groups are you in? Don't worry about it. Just want it. I want to keep an eye on these gays. Yeah. Just like, you know, sometimes in person, I just like to see what's going on

on the other side of a glory hole. I don't know. Just got the eye through the hole. M4M meetups. I just want to see what these queers are doing. Yeah, but I mean, well, no, because I remember like seeing them and I was like, I very much like

when I saw something like Patriot Front, I was just like, okay, are these feds? And so I, you know, I go look into it and then you come across their telegram and then I just, I don't like, I go and maybe check it once a month or something i'm not like in there every day but they post stuff where you're like i don't think it's not logical to think this is totally just all feds and nobody's but then there are many instances like you know

the like uh governor whit tell me what you governor whitmer so these guys are i'll just say the quick thing these guys did a big white supremacist rally. Everyone says it's like the government CIA. CIA has done stuff like this in the past. It is a little weird. They say they like Biden, which is like weird. There's all this weird stuff going on. They're like, they like Biden more than Trump is what they say. And then I'm kind of asking you.

Yeah. So anyway, so the Patriot Front thing I think is like, I don't think it's feds. I think there might be some who infiltrated. I think feds infiltrate all these groups. This one was a weird one. Because there's like, if you ever see, there's like the, they're called like the, it's goyim.tv and they're called like the goyim defense league or whatever. And they're the ones who they'll always like go over overpasses.

And they're like, they're the ones who like, we agree with Kanye and they are, they're the ones who always like in Florida are rallying. This is a different group from what I understand. But then there's like this popped out of nowhere. Well, they, I don't think they popped out of nowhere of nowhere they they pop up because obviously like they're standing at the side of an overpass or like on a corner in orlando with like you know waving swastika so it makes the news right but they probably do have like meetings and stuff but anyways what you're talking about is that guy um bone whatever his bone face it's pretty crazy he like the but he did like he did

go to ukraine well this is i think it's almost probably he like the but he did like he did go to ukraine well this is i think it's almost probably like like again if you watch these uh any show about you know a biker gang yeah when they took him down it was like they had 15 members and it's all like loose you know like there's no question a lot of times what happens is a guy goes to jail and they go we're letting you out but like you're you're kind of going to tell us what's going on they're a double agent or like they're an informant it's probably more of that but i think when people go they're feds like when people on twitter like oh these are feds they're saying they started stop they're like they're like this is they're all feds which i'm like they're not all feds no i think they've like they like have people on the inside that's not what

people at least that's how i like uh interpreted when people go oh there's feds like they're like this is um a like a full federal thing and they're trying they they have some sort of like this is like a means to an end for them where they're trying to you know what is the end sometimes it'll be um you know like gun legislation because they'll say like oh there's like pro-gun so we need to like restrict guns or whatever stuff like that i don't know which they have done a lot of stuff in the past yeah and that's why i think people say that they're feds because they have done stuff like this in the past and currently do and currently sure like the the whitmer it is crazy that people call you like they'll say it's like conspiracy theory to say that like fbi ncaa is like and you just like every second movie you watch is them like mucking it up with criminals

you know what i mean of course i mean you know they infiltrate the mob they infiltrate everything they infiltrate everything they're in the mix absolutely that's like part of their mo but anyways this this bone face dude or whatever so laura loomer who i'm not a huge fan of like i just she's weird or whatever i uh she's calling him like super racist or whatever that she was like that's what everyone says about her well yeah but seriously people don't like her obviously she's a big like trump person called her laura i just think she yeah laura jumer which i thought was pretty funny that's kind of funny but um i just think she's a little fucking kooky but uh anyway she's actually done some i don't know if this is what she's true but like she posted um a uh like a body cam footage a police body cam footage of that guy getting arrested

either earlier this year or last year sometime and the cops are like running his name and shit and like there's no way this video is fake like this is for sure real and they're like running all this shit and they're like he had all these like you have to like contact like the fbi office if you like and so there's all these things and then he was in russia although apparently or he that was the weirdest ukraine but then some people were saying you hear that part they go this is the part that allegedly happened they go if this happened it is pretty fucking nuts he was like he was in jail and then the biden administration was like hey we'll let you out or whatever or like let you off if you go join the like ass off battalion but like fight against are they are they like looking

around the jail be like hey are you a nazi like you can go over there and fight with the nazi that just seemed like if that's happening that's like crazy i saw photos and this got so this is like kind of a real-time thing so it's hard to parse but she posted a photo today of him in what looked to be in like ukraine right fighting but then uh someone that some people were saying the timelines didn't add up and that like when he said he was in ukraine he wasn't but it appears so you think it's stolen nazi valor i don't think so because like the photo looked very convincing like obviously you can photoshop stuff but to me it did look very convincing there does seem to be some weird stuff going on with that where potentially like yeah i i don't know exactly what but yeah like the cia has informants like

that's like a very fbi like that law enforcement they have informants all the time obviously yeah now he might not that hard to get because people go to jail and you just let them out and you're just like yeah but yeah you reduce we'll put you back in jail unless you fucking tell us the scoops well and you reduce their sentences right you're like you can do 25 years or you can help us out and do two. Yeah. And so it's a very common thing. And then go back to your gang. Or just start a new life or whatever.

No, if you're an informant, they want you in there. Well, they want you in there until you break up the thing, the operation. The whole point is you take it down. Yeah, sometimes that's 15 years and they just keep you there forever fucking telling them scoops. Maybe. Yeah. Very, very potentially. So this one I'm not totally sure on, but this is one where I go like, yeah, maybe.

But I guarantee you like a lot of those people are just, yeah, I don't know. There's not zero neo-Nazis. Yeah, I know. There's more than zero. So like there are some. I mean, they do stuff. They've been doing this forever though. Like these marches.

I guess the real question is what you're saying. Like, are they, who's the one that, it's kind of like when it goes to the terrorist thing it's like who's the original idea like it's you know they find these people and is it them being like i'm gonna blow shit up and they encourage them or are they being like crazy if you blew some shit up you know that's like the whitmer thing the kidnapping the michigan governor where like they did all kind of get set up and they kind of never did want to do it the fbi literally did set them up that's the question trick them into doing it and they were very like impressionable and i mean again so how much is there some of this stuff and it was stupid but is there one kind of main uh

white supremacist that's just like really hamming it up for everyone and he's like like what's wrong he's like just saw another race. He's just really just like hamming it up at the meetings. Yeah. I'm just so pissed off today. It's like, what happened? Wax. Brown one. He's got the earpiece in there like you're going too hard.

Too hard, too hard. Tone it down a bit. Take it back. Split the difference. All right. Split the difference. I couldn't believe it. I went to the store

guess what i saw you'll never guess a black guy yeah i don't know i'll tell you what no no you guys listen to me ruin my day i tell you yeah i don't know there are definitely some neo-nazis i'm sure they're definitely infiltrated they're not 100 hey buddy there might be in white's pretty sick huh yeah but i i see that a lot where everybody is there was this presumption hamming it up it's mostly people on the right who it's only people on the right who call them feds really and i think because they don't want like that stink on them so then they'll try and distance well they used to i guess people on the left used to say feds everyone the terrorist stuff yeah it's but they were they were like kind of low-key setting some people up for

sure they've been doing this shit for fucking ever they love it dude yeah idle hands man because you got to make your career probably you know what i mean you got you know they put you on some sting and it's like you need to create a big thing so you can take it down so you can get your next promotion you know and like there's just a lot of these people who work at these agencies and maybe like there's a theoretically there's just like not that much to do i mean i guess you can catch pedophiles there's especially if you were like on hey i'm gonna be on like blowing up buildings patrol and you go the arabs blowing up buildings you go probably wasn't gonna happen every day i didn't realize you got a whole squad on them you know white supremacists like terror

attacks probably not having that much you go and you got the you got the fucking true you got a whole squad on them. You know, white supremacists, like terror attacks, probably not happening that much. And you got the fucking, you got a squad probably on that. So they probably just walking around being like, blacks, not that good, eh? And you go, well, we should do something about it? And he goes, what? He goes, nothing, nothing. They just keep trying until they actually. They keep trying until.

Yeah. I mean, there's this dude who, I posted this thing on Twitter about the Oklahoma City bombings. This guy, James Corbett, did this whole thing about how that was kind of like kind of a bit of an inside job i'd never heard that before i don't know if that's true i'm not saying it's true but there was some very compelling stuff that the government they're in the mix the government had a hand in and i mean they they do stuff like this i don't know it's uh it's wild to think about but and i gotta take a second here to tell you about Factor.

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And she goes, and how does it work? So Claire Audien was for crazy chicks. Carmick Muir was just for annoying chicks. And female-led relationship is like if you want to just be like an abusive woman you know what i mean yeah so female-led relationship uh known as an flr as the name suggests is a relationship where a woman is in the dominant position adjoining authority over her partner and the man is considered a submissive partner it is much like a matriarchy where the woman makes all the decisions regarding the relationship exerts more authority over her male partner and steers the relationship forward but it's funny because it was just like yeah you have a thing where the girl runs shit

but like well you don't really need like a whole term for this but that's i mean it kind of goes back to the thing where they can't just do it they have to be like not only they have to make it like it's okay yeah and it's okay and it's accepted. Absolutely, yeah. It's like, hey, were you yelling at your boyfriend and whipping him and you're like,

and there's nothing wrong with that? This is just a genre of relationship. It's like a kink. It's like a new kink. It's always can never just be like, yeah, we kind of, I wear the pants in a relationship. It's like, no, no, no.

We are one of the types of relationships. Yeah, they always have to they gotta get a term every single thing yeah they gotta get terms on the people that hate labels love labels so these are the types there's degrees there's degrees and it's funny to the other way around it's just a degree of how much a fucking how whipped you are literally the degrees of how whipped you are it's like when we look at it you go yeah these are just degrees of a witness 100 is degrees of witness like i make the decisions of when the guy can go and see his friend it's like i give him an allowance no we're just oh sorry we're just in an flr

oh yeah i just uh dole out his own money that he makes to him he's not a bit of an allowance female-led relationship obviously works a little better when the guy don't work yeah of course i don't think they don't like that though i don't think this is that this is a imagine a girl that's like you know makes six like six figures good job she's dating some like guy that's never worked he just wants to stay at home all day and this is her trying to convince herself it's like no this is very i'm very happy i have a female-led relationship types of female-led relationships so the number one low-level female control so this is you know all of the decisions are taken mutually by the man and the woman so low-level female control the guy still has a say in a decision or two you know what i mean this is not equal this is not splits the girl's still wearing the pants but if they're gonna eat dinner he got like

i'm saying like is this like a chick writing this and he goes even when it's 50 50 it's still low level female led like there's no like is there any uh non-female led relationships in this yes yes yeah i think 50 50 is still female, but I think she's saying like level one is they both, they take decisions, when they make decisions, they make the decisions together. Girl runs shit. She's got the veto power. But she has the veto power, but she asks him his opinion

kind of like the boss, you know, like when Twitter goes, what do you guys think of the new features? But they're just going to do what they're going to do. Yeah, yeah. You know, we're all, this is a collaboration. Sure, sure. Number two, moderate level female control a female can enjoy being a leader for a while and has a sense of ruling the man it helps boost her confidence and morale and makes the relationship more positive so it's good for her confidence okay that's good what's level three there's yeah

we always want to make sure the girl yeah you got to keep a real confidence boss bitch shit and all that boss bitch shit yeah number three defined control in this type of female-led relationship the woman makes most of the decisions and takes on the male roles too yeah sounds like it sounds like the veto power here is that there's a dude named veto that she fucks on the side this one's starting to get into very whipped territory and number four extreme control this is balls and a vice this is uh they actually have a ball cage yeah that's this is the girl like girls you know what there's another part of it too where you know how there was like matriarch fest and all that sort of stuff. This is a girl reading that and kind of being like, we could have our own.

We'll have, we'll have the opposite of that. Sure. We can have an extreme control of men. And then what is that? They, what does a man do in this scenario? Servitude.

The relationship. Uh, but like, is the guy not working in this one? Uh, I doubt the guy does work, but I just love the way that they're selling it. They go, this relationship is for women

who like to have the ultimate power in the relationship. Does that sound like you? You might be someone that might be interested in extreme control. So we have low-level female control, moderate female control, defined control. Extreme control, brother but like is there the dude this man ain't leaving the room unless she tells him to why because she's wearing the pants and he's not wearing pants he's wearing a leotard 24 but like is she working two jobs and he just

plays xbox all day and kind of keeps the house tidy i think he has to yeah she comes home he pretends to sweep oh so many chores she comes home she goes pretends to sweep. Oh, so many chores. She comes home, she goes, yo, get that dick hard. Okay. I think it's harder to sell the girls because they sort of know chores because girls can kind of be like, you have no idea. It took me eight hours to clean everything today

and you're kind of like, all right. Whereas the girls, like if the guy goes, it took me eight hours to clean. She's like, no, it didn't. I feel like she'll call him on that bullshit a little more too. She just wipes her finger across the thing. Really? She does. She wipes her finger off and she looks at it the guy probably dies please don't look don't look if she sees a speck of dust that guy's gonna be licking it off man locked in the cage again extreme control several rules help define a female-led relationship

some of them are mentioned here the female makes most of the household decisions. The man shares his opinion before a decision is made. And the woman may value it. So it's kind of her decision. They're trying so hard to make this a thing. May value it. Doesn't even...

I might not. I might not put any value on it. The woman can help motivate the man. It kind of goes back to the thing we always say where it's like, you know, the girls that to the thing we always say where it's like you know the girls that um like they always say that men are douchebags kind of and then they just start acting like the men douchebags i've been sort of saying that that like it's funny

that the all obviously all the girls that hate men the most look the most like men you know we're talking buzz cuts standing like men armpit hair it would be like if the leader of the KKK had a do-rag. That's good. You know what I mean? You'd be like, blacks are not good. And you go, why are you wearing a do-rag? And you're just like, I'm just not a fan. It's hard to get waves without them, you know?

Because you never really see the girl. Like, I think that the girl, they're kind of like super feminine. They'd just be like, oh, oh men are stupid the ones that are like men are not good brother that's why i always wondered when women like transition to men why don't they just do steroids to like look like like hercules they do but like i mean no i mean like like bodybuilder like why don't they go like really just jacked up i'm not talking about like just to change your voice and get you some hair growing why are they just talking about like if you want to be the most masculine like why aren't you just

like fucking huge lats and you can't put your arms down i think a few of them do but i think the problem is some of them like i mean a lot of the ones that i've known in my life they don't actually want to act more masculine yeah yeah plus you do have to work out a lot yeah plus you have to work out a lot i'm a them brother oh yeah brother well they wouldn't use gendered brother no i don't know what the thing would be brother or sister baby what's up baby but it is kind of funny because yeah you'd be like i hate men now hand me my axe body spray it kind of is always boils down a little bit like that

right yeah because they just sort of they do an impression of a man a little bit i guess you are whoa the one they are men well i'm just saying i'm not saying even trans people i'm saying like yeah i'm saying like butch lesbians i'm not even saying lesbians and although they tend to trend that way i'm saying like just your average woman that's like the okay you could probably plot on a spectrum the more a girl hates a man and it will probably line up with the more she starts to look like i'm gonna look and act like a man traditionally right the higher there's some there's some like asymmetrical bowl cut chicks who like are you know they do have they're still fairly feminine but they'll have like you know the armpit hair

and the leg hair but they'll still wear like a dress and they have they're the angriest okay there's a few different molds but even then you just described three different things that are traditionally masculine right so they are dipping their toe in the water that's for sure right yeah i'm picturing in my head like uh the jim carrey bodybuilder on you would be picturing that pervert probably wasn't the first time today he fucking pictured it yeah exactly um so the woman can help motivate the man to work on getting rid of any bad habits like excessive smoking or dependence on alcohol by being authoritative so sure let's just start to read this is that how betty ford started these are some of the things in extreme control brother you work on motivating your man to get rid of those bad habits like excessive smoking or These are some of the things in extreme control, brother.

You work on motivating your man to get rid of those bad habits like excessive smoking or dependence on alcohol by being authoritative. Oh, yeah. You got to raise that voice. Knock that cigarette out of his hand, pal. If he comes home, he's smoking a cigarette. He's going to be smoking this clip. He's going to be smoking these fists. He's going to be smoking this clit. He's going to be smoking these fists.

He's going to be smoking. You got two cigarettes on. I got one over here and one over here. Because he's the one that's going to be smoked, brother. This is Suzanne's household now. Extreme control. That's extreme control. I'd like to talk to a guy who's in this scenario.

I'd love to talk to a guy. I mean, there's only one option. It's like a total just like Kip from fucking Napoleon Dynamite. Yeah. Not Kip, the other one. Yeah, yeah. Is it Kip? I can't remember.

No, Kip's the football throwing uncle, I think. Yeah, I can't remember. I know you're talking about him. You know who I'm talking about. The skinny dude. Yeah, the brother. Or it's like a guy that's just like, if pays 200 grand a year and it's like yeah she's a pain in the ass but she's at work fucking 10 hours a day so i play the role the boy is i will play

i play the role a little bit but carter just kept man oh every day she just walks through the door she doesn't even it's my picture knocks off the hinges i'm picturing extreme control she kicks it down every day like before she gets home like from work you just take the fucking store off the hinges just to save yourself having to repair them that's the kind of thing i'm picturing takes place in extreme control um so the you basically you can use your authoritativeness to get rid of the bad habits although the man and the woman distribute household tasks so she's still getting involved with the household tasks which is bizarre the man agrees to do chores like cooking cleaning okay so she's saying that he'd so just roll over extreme control is just role reversal but you're a dick sure yeah so it sounds like it's literally just

the 1950s patriarchy flipped it's essentially what extreme control sounds like the guy does the cleaning he's wearing an apron he's got no pants on yeah she comes by slaps his ass he's 50s patriarchy flipped it's essentially what extreme control sounds like the guy does the cleaning he's wearing an apron he's got no pants on yeah she comes by slaps his ass he's just sitting at home flicks his dick drinking wine all day just getting real buzz you never pay attention to me you got a bad habit of asking me that don't make a habit of it boom pow poo yeah he's just staring out the window all day with his just like rock glass, you know, just swirling. Exactly. The woman takes the most,

she makes the most financial decisions and the man has trust in his wife to take care of these things. Okay, yeah. Real revolutionary stuff that they're coming up with here. The woman also takes decisions regarding social events and social gatherings. So don't even dare propose to the user. You're literally talking about the patriarchy. Except no, because. The woman also takes decisions regarding social events and social gatherings.

So don't even dare propose. You're literally talking about the patriarchy. Except no, because in that scenario, they've even taken away the things that the girl used to do. We're talking about the 50s, where the girl didn't do any of that shit. The guys were still like... You're telling me in the 50s if the girl wasn't like the girl wasn't the one that's like and uh don't forget we're going to the pool party i may even remember but it's like the guy would be like this is what we're doing remind me next week that's right like the you're saying back then the girl wasn't even like hey don't forget we're going to see your mother next week oh maybe yeah yeah the emotional labor stuff yeah so she's saying

like you don't even make those decisions anymore it It's not a bad deal. We're listening. You're coming back to your selling me on this a little bit. In FLR, the fuck you imagine any girl you're dating, trying to pitch this. Like, I was thinking, I think girls are putting this in their dating.

We should try out this. I'm an FLR. I'm an FLR level two minimum. If you're not fucking keep swiping. If you're not looking for extreme control this is control like you've never seen before some women like female-led relationships because they get to control things so that's one of the perks for the females is the level above extreme where it's just like the dude wears a diaper and then pretends to be a baby i think that's basically

where you're at right now because that's the only guys you're getting show up, right? From finances to kitchen management. Also, extreme control. Picture the extreme control. Chuck, come in here for a second. Turns out I don't know how to do taxes. Hey, brother, come in here for a second. Hey, buddy. come in here for a second. Hey, buddy.

What is an audit? Because the IRS is coming in a couple days, so... Hey, we got a little bit of a fire in the garage trying to fix the car. Turns out I don't know how to change an alternator, so... Thought I did. Chuck, get on in here. We might be bankrupt. Did you know this rent get paid monthly? So there you go.

That's pretty good. Oh, turns out you got to pay these credit card companies. I think she's like doing a lot of sack taps in that extreme FSLR family. A lot of sack taps. Yeah, yeah. She goes this. Oh, Fred, I've made the decision. We're keeping our cash in a checkings account.

We're going to run a balance on the high interest credit card. The guy comes out. He goes, dinner is served. He's like, sack tap. Spills everything. Ow. Nerd. Nerd alert.

Ooh, brother. Some women like female relationships so and this is the best part she goes women also get the opportunity to mold a man into whoever you want him to be imagine creating your ideal man and ensuring that he meets your expectations i think you're describing a son. Is this for childless women? I'll tell you what, on top of this, though, the type of guy that signed up for your extreme control, I don't think there's too many things you can mold him into. Because the minute you mold him into

anything else, you're molding him into a guy who ain't doing this anymore. He's like, you can literally mold him into one thing. A bitch. Yeah, yeah. You can't. There's no other form for him. There's no other possible form for this guy other than just huge bitch. Yeah, what do you mean mold him into exactly? Like, you can mold him into like.

More of a bitch. Oh, I like him to have dinner on the table by four. It's like, yeah, you can mold him into like what time he does his chores. Or like no eye contact. Stuff like that. You go, you don't make eye contact with me at home, brother. When I'm bringing my boss over to talk about stuff i told you to stay upstairs brother okay that's not it though

extreme control there is a lack of power struggle in such relationships yeah like again if i guess you just basically have the dorkiest man in the world the man who is willing to have a female-led relationship won't mind being dominated he might even love his woman better as she is the one you have to you don't have a choice there pal the dumbest shit ever a big uh i've had a lot of arguments on the internet last few days matt walsh versus a tiktok on whether you should have kids or not oh yeah that chick yeah i kind of it seemed like because that chick's like yeah that's what i do because i don't have any kids but i will say i didn't really notice i saw the video i haven't really entered the discourse of this too much but i did see the video of her being like and i do whatever i want and i make brunch and blah blah blah but she did seem like she wanted kids she's doesn't she's like 29 just

doesn't have them and then matt walsh is like you see this is what happens when women don't want kids and you're like it seems like she didn't say that she did want them she just doesn't have them and there's a lot of those arguments going on right now of like what you should have what you should do oh the one thing that like obviously you know eventually all political positions you know eventually convert not all but most political positions especially right and left like eventually converge on what you need to do yeah of course do you know what i mean but like absolutely that it is kind of interesting when you actually like take look at questions like that i think there's the main part where it's like everything you do you're giving up something else so it's just like yeah i think it is kind of a funny thing where there's like the

better way is this the better way it's like it kind of starts to it's like eventually yes uh probably society is set for you to kind of have a family no it probably is better to be like younger and have no kids but like society is set up that it probably gets better as you go yeah and also just yeah there's many benefits to it and it's just exactly human condition it's the human condition right but this is kind of the part where i think that then that wall side doesn't get where it's he's conflating with the chelsea handler stuff too though because chelsea handler was like oh how sick is it to have kids you're like well you can't have kids yeah so like it's not even on the table for you anymore yeah it is a bit of a coat for chelsea handler because chelsea is like it's so sick that i don't have kids you're like well you can't right anymore you're too old whereas this girl is

like 29 you're like she can have kids yeah this is not permanent that's a good point yeah no it kind of is like um there it's you know when people are like oh uh it's probably not good to be like only fans person that's probably bad for you and then they go no one can do it and you're it'll all be unhappy and you go no probably some of them are fine you know what i mean yeah whatever it's kind of the same thing with this it was like it's they are talking on average but it's like yes there are except like you're telling me ricky gervais is like like there's we know a lot of people that probably live like pretty alternative lifestyles for sure and it's almost sometimes your life their lives are like almost so sick

that you're like almost like, I've had times where you go, your friends, their life probably sucks more. It's almost like you're embarrassed about it. You almost are a little like, you have to make up. You're like,

yeah, no, I got problems. You know, you don't just want to be like braggy about like, cause your, your life situation sounds way better. For sure.

But look, there's people, but then there's the other way around. Like obviously there's times when they're in the, always it's chris rock said it best single and lonely uh and then the other part what did he say he goes he goes uh in a relationship and bored or single and lonely yeah or whatever it is you know sometimes your kids fucking turn out to be pieces of shit that's the other part you're just taking a gamble sometimes they murder you you're always taking a gamble and then the other part is this is kind of what i'm saying about both sides when you see someone telling someone too much they got to do this whether

it's kids or whether it's not to have kids it's the same thing i said about austin a little bit where you go when something when a party's so great you're not texting through your phone to get people to come of course and i know that they're in the business of telling people how to live their lives but there is a little bit of like yeah it's like there is no like look there's no right you have your one stupid life there's no perfect way to do it no you most people eventually uh play it wrong and it sucks yeah the chances of nailing it aren't that high for most people yeah like you know with the relationships people are like thinking like oh my god i met the one and you're like yeah it's the

one for now don't yeah and it's like if you do it if you play that game perfectly find the right chick have you know the right amount of money but it's like you know tons of people you have kids with the wrong chick that's a mess like it's just so many ways to mess it up of course and then it can be fine i actually was wondering last no perfect way to skin a cat i left the studio for girls though probably more so totally going no kids eventually they probably regret it more yeah i left the studio last night at like 2 a.m and it's pretty shady part of town we're in especially like late at night on a weekday like like legitimately like oh definitely like i was like couldn't wait i was telling johnny i couldn't wait to just get on the avenue where it's like less busy or more busy sorry but um sometimes it does feel

like someone's walking towards you too and no there was a guy and he yelled at me he like I thought he was like a normal dude and they yelled him he's like can I ever go like he yelled at me and he didn't have any teeth and I was like holy shit like I actually was like scared and there's also uh this crazy lady stabbed a woman in the face at the pizza place on the corner like a few days ago in the middle of the day it's it's wild out here but i saw this like old he's too old just like drug addicts who are just hanging out of the corner like across from msg and they must have been like i was just like man it's so sad to like to see like you could just tell they're just like drug addicts probably like in their 70s and then part of me is like did they win the fact that they've just kind of almost made

it to the end like have they beat the game because they got to be drug addicts their whole lives and they're just like or is this like real like i couldn't tell or he's new and then he definitely didn't win i don't think you're new you could tell these guys are life or drug addicts i'll tell you what when you saw him sleeping in shit later that night you might not be like a winner winner i had that thought momentarily and then i was like surely obviously they have not won they're hanging out 2 a.m i mean there's that david cross thing i think he said like long ago in one ofarily, and then I was like, surely, obviously, they have not won. They're hanging out at 2 a.m. I mean, there's that David Cross thing, I think he said, like, long ago

in one of his specials, but he was like, there is something romantic about it, just like, what if I just fucking threw it all away and be a fucking heroin addict? You know what I mean? Yeah.

I don't think that's the thing, is I don't think they threw anything away. Don't you ever think, like, what if I fucking just, like, go fucking tour Europe, like, by yourself for, like, six i fucking just like go yeah i'll fucking tour europe like by yourself yeah six months and just fucking for sure party and just fucking leave it all fucking walk on your lease and just go like you know what i mean of course i was talking to screlly yesterday

screlly was on my show and uh he was saying like he's like you know he's like you know because obviously people are like oh jail's so bad or whatever he's like yeah it's like you know sometimes sometimes even when you are out of jail, you miss certain parts of it. Yeah. It's just like the fucking just hanging out with the boys and doing nothing. It's just like, you're kind of like. You have nothing to do. You have nothing to do other than.

It's almost like being a kid again. It is. It's like camp. He's like, especially where he was. He's like, he was in like this like minimum to medium security prison. He's just like, honestly, he's just like hanging out with the dogs all day long. That's the one part about you never get back about being a kid the only time sometimes you get it back is when you go on like an extended vacation like sometimes by like day four you

are completely able to like get the other shit out of your brain and then you're just like there yeah not us though because we are you're always thinking about something yeah all on the internet you're always thinking about shit so i'm like you never really like you have to go full ari where you like don't i'm not like that anymore no me neither i'm not like trying to turn me back to the old me no scenario where i'm gonna go like as as cool as it seems being a kid wind in your hair just a bike yeah no phones yeah not doing that you know what i mean no but the only time traveling you know when you get it back again and that's what i was thinking i think you get retirement you get back to again and that's what I was thinking I think you get retirement you get back to be a kid again

I guess well I think so especially some of those guys that moved in with the boys in the retirement home I think it's kind of like going back to college the most carefree time

of your life maybe I think you have so many health issues at that point though that it's less maybe like if you retire like maybe you're 60 I mean you do get sick

of being carefree and then you're just like okay you start collecting things you care about but like on paper you start collecting the thing to care about. But like on paper, like there's a romance to it. Absolutely. Sick. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm not built like that. I almost like, I do like the travel. Once you break out of being built like that, it's hard to go back. I could always, I have, if there weren't consequences, I could always do a long travel kind of thing for sure. It's what you just disappear.

Yeah. I mean, you think about it, you're just like, what if i fucking disappear i don't know yeah poof i'm gone yeah but then what happens if you do that all the time then you're like yeah i kind of saw everywhere and then you like reach that end of the thing you know you're like fuck i saw everywhere for the people who just like don't have who have unlimited money don't have anything to do and then you're like yeah it's kind of like done everything you need a new thing i know i'd sign myself up for a new thing and immediately yeah yeah you that's the problem but once you're in the game because you're already in the you're in the fucking matrix dude you can't get it back out no it's very well i guess it's the opposite

you can't get back in the matrix where you just like it's almost like i think you as you get older it's almost like you exit the matrix it's hard to go back in and just be carefree that's a better analogy because you always you know you're just like oh there's nothing to worry about but it's like you know that's not true that's not true yeah that's just you're lying here hey you go you know what i mean yeah so i think that that all boils down to is like when you kind of look at you know we have a lot of people that are like oh this is how you should do your life and this is how you go and you go not only could you show like a few examples you can show many millions of examples of all of them who played it that way made no mistakes and they are living in hell absolutely yeah exactly they didn't do through

no fault of their own and they're so you know other than like maybe choosing the wrong partner or picking the wrong place to live but you still have to do it yep so it's just like the truth is i think that this is kind of the boil what my theory would be it's like everyone's kind of saying like this is the way to live your life and they go this is how you do it and you go listen they're both bad yeah there is no one that's great you try to do your best. And you don't even know until the end. It's easy to be 40. No, you can know that this sucks. Yeah, but you could say, oh, this is the way to do it.

And then at 60, you're like, oh, I was really wrong there. Oh, you get a better one. Well, you just sort of think. I think if you just aren't living in a nightmare, you're doing okay. I think you're like, you know if you just can beat the S&P 500, if you just buy the smp500 like if you are if you don't if you're like uh you know 50 years old you don't have like just kids that are like a total mess you know like a real crazy ex that's just like never if you if you kind of end up in a situation where there's like some peace

yeah i think that's i think so you did okay yeah you did okay for sure i agree with that you don't have any real real nightmares yeah you didn't lose your fucking ability to walk you know or any of those like real catcher catastrophes yeah and yeah yeah i think so because have any and you have uh friends yes like if you have any friends you know a couple dudes that you actually can laugh with still your family talks to you kind of i feel like you get all that stuff it's kind of you know how they say like hey if you're a dude that just works out you can be in the top 20 of guys just by like not being overweight kind of thing yeah it's that if you like if you can just not have like a nightmare yeah and have a couple friends you're probably doing better than half the people for sure you know what i mean sometimes that's just

unavoidable yeah and then that includes includes not being depressed, you know? If you don't have real mental health problems, no big messes, no real, real baggage, and you're not totally poor, I think that you're doing okay. There's people, I've been all over the world to places where there's people who are

poorer than you can comprehend and they're pretty fucking happy. When I say poor poor i mean like every day is like a fucking nightmare yeah yeah like yeah yeah like where you don't know like if you mean we don't know where food's coming from yeah you mean poor just like they what do you mean like they don't have a bathroom poor yeah like they live like basically outdoors like in the you know mountains well that just depends on what the joneses are doing too right yeah yeah because if the joneses are all like again if you're like you live in like the mountain jungles or like mountains like vietnam or some shit Because if the Joneses are all, like again, if you're like, you live in like the mountains,

jungles or like mountains of like Vietnam or some shit and they're like, yeah, they're pretty happy. I mean, if you go camping, everyone's shitting outdoors, you're not like, look at this savage.

You're just like, that's what you do, right? That's what you do, yeah. All of a sudden, it's not that crazy and then all of a sudden, if like everyone else at the campsite

has a fucking porta potty and you're shitting in the woods, all of a sudden, that starts to feel a little poor. Yeah. That is a good, well said. And this last person goes, my boyfriend moans his own name during sex.

It's so off-putting. He loves himself. This guy, he's just a girl writing an article and she's like, you know, venting about this guy that sounds like a maniac, right? The anonymous lass who is in her early 20s begged for advice on Reddit for her boyfriend's annoying

bedroom habit for moaning his own name to constantly looking in the mirror you ever get a fucking good mirror do you ever get a good uh what's the movie called pump uh no american psycho oh you just get a little fucking flex in the mirror oh yeah you never yeah i mean if there's a mirror would you ever uh get a you ever get a girl who had a funny. Did you ever get a... Do you remember when the girl had a... Funny mirror? Do you remember when the girl had a mirror on the ceiling? Yeah. Yeah. A two-way mirror.

That's generally... They got a glass floor on the fucking upstairs neighbor. The upstairs neighbor didn't agree to that. Where she does her therapy sessions. That's funny. That is funny. Yeah, just look at the mirror. Put a mirror. Big red flag.

Two-way mirror. A chick with a fucking ceiling mirror. What? Yeah, just look at the mirror and put a mirror. Big red flag. Two-way mirror. Chick with a fucking ceiling mirror. What? Yeah, exactly. Isn't there a technique that you can see if it's a two-way mirror? Maybe you can scratch it or something because it scratches. I can't remember. There's some technique that they always do.

I don't know. But this one, it was just funny if this is a real guy, which she goes, despite her partner being relatively humble in everyday life, he turns into a different person in the sack. So he's just kind of like a, it's a bit of an FLR until he gets in that bedroom. Also, he, I don't know if you saw, but he created a mold. He created a mold of his dick. He wanted a Jimi Hendrix. And then she says, we use that.

Yeah. So she's enabling this guy if she's letting him do stuff like that and then it says i've also used it on him upon his request definitely got weird always goes back to these weirdos are always getting pegged yeah you're fucked in the ass by yourself that's there's a lot of flags here yeah the first flag is the mold second flag is demanding you go all right yeah like the Jimi Hendrix thing, and you go like... If anyone was going to do it,

it'd be you saying, put me inside of me. Yeah, so when he gazes deeply into my eyes, mid-sex, 90% of the time, it's because he's looking at his reflection. I'm not kidding. Then to make matters worse, he gets off on screaming his own name out in pleasure. that's a psychopath the disgruntled girlfriend explains he wants me

to moan his name that's fine but then he also moans his name just a couple people yelling danny oh danny danny danny oh he compliments himself and prefers to have sex in the mirrors this guy's a real freak The dirty talker. And Danny, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. He compliments himself and prefers to have sex in the mirrors. This guy's a real freakazoid. Yeah, that's a mental patient right there. That's funny that they grow up. Like, that's like,

if you ever, if she has any issues going forward, like, this is, she just, like, voided the warranty on the relationship. Like, if you come back a year later and you go, I got problems you go yeah you put them all inside the moment you do you let him you jammed his own cock inside of him you go you don't get to have any issues no that that is on you you have made that decision and there's no turning back no sack you know what i will say

that's a little bit of uh the one thing that when I was like in the village, like there's all these kind of like freaks, like, you know, they're probably into this shit or whatever. Right. But there is an interesting thing that probably they're wrong about because you see people on the Internet always kind of being like new New York's a freak show in California where all the freaks are. And you're like, yeah, but that's kind of what it's supposed to be.

Like, yeah, that's why they move here. Yeah. But from here, you know, it is, though, isn't that interesting? Because people are always like, that's a freak. And you're just like, yeah, but that's kind of what it's supposed to be. Yeah, that's why they move here. Yeah, but. It's not from here. You know what it is, though? Isn't that interesting? Because people are always like, that's a freak. And you're just like, yeah, exactly. If you live in, like, Texas, they should move to. Like, that's actually how it should work.

Yeah, it's not hospitable. I mean, if you think you're like. The annoying part is when they go, no, that's not a freak. That's normal. They go, no, this is an abnormal, like, lifestyle. They should move to the city where all the people do. They all congregate. All the weirdos congregate.

Absolutely. Including people who do stand-up comedy, by the way. You know what I mean? There's tons of weird shit like that. But my point, if you think about it, even like kind of Sneeko when he was on here a little bit, being like, you kind of walk around New York and there's all these trans people everywhere.

And you go, wouldn't you think that's good? Obviously, they wouldn't. But I go, if anything, you go, oh oh it's working how it should they all move to new york imagine you're the one trans person in your like town of 4 000 people in like arkansas well that's the thing because yeah this is hell or i can go find like-minded people who are like i don't have to explain right every fucking day what this is so if i was to argue the both sides on that the one side is you would say everyone wins that's that's the argument for why but the the thing that's annoying is on the one side the annoying thing is they go no it's not

weird it's actually super normal and you go no it is weird yeah but it's like and then the other side of that is where they go oh look at it's here and you go yeah that is weird yeah but it's like and then the other side of that is where they go oh look at it's here and you go yeah that's what you want it's here yeah that's just well that's just you know big cities that's what you get yeah and you go that's yeah that's when you when you go to a big city that's where all the people from all like all the different um subcultures yeah exactly where they're trying to find like like you know people you got the jocks you got the artists you got the chicks with skirt weird haircuts weirdo the men in dresses check us out youtube.com slash or sorry check us out patreon.com slash the boys cast where we have a bonus episode every week you already know what it is you can also go to the that's what i was gonna say you can also go to theboyscast.com where we have a couple shirts up now and if you can also listen to the episodes

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