The Boyscast with Ryan Long - ELON MUSK Does a Nazi Salute to Shield Trump from Bad Press! & Were Back to 2 Genders

Episode Date: January 24, 2025

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Are you a politician that gets bad coverage in the press? Getting called mean names like fascist or orange. Then you need your very own Elon Musk. Your Elon Musk will soak up all the bad press coverage so you can focus on doing the things you love. Whether you want to kill a spending bill, Musk will take that coverage. Sound off about the California fires,

Musk will take that coverage. Roll back DEI, Musk will take that coverage. Maybe you want to get rid of a couple genders with an executive order. Musk will even toss a Nazi salute up there to keep them off your back. When the load gets heavy, don't ask for a lighter load. Ask for a broader Musk. There's nothing the press loves more than a shiny new villain,

and this new villain can be yours for the low, low price of giving him an efficiency department. But don't take it from me. Bad press Elon. That's what they call him. The worst press I've seen. Everyone hates him, and I mean everyone. Not me, though. Everyone loves me. It's what they call him. The worst press I've seen. Everyone hates him and I mean everyone. Not me though. Everyone loves me. It's getting hot in here and Musk can be your cold plunge. And if you buy now, we'll even throw in one red-pilled Zuckerberg that'll take a quick peek at Bezos' wife's jug

so the press will call him a perv. Side effects may include that after he's overshadowed you, the press might write articles saying that he's overshadowed you, the press might write articles saying that he's overshadowed you. Every once in a while, there's a storm in town. Boys, cast. Come on, ladies. Come on, ladies. One pound fish. Come on, ladies. Come on, ladies.

One pound fish. Have a look. One pound fish. Have a look. One pound fish. Very, very good. One pound fish. Very, very cheap.

One pound fish. Very, very cheap. One pound fish. Six, four, five, four, one pound fish, man, everybody. Danny posted it. I know. I love the one pound fish guy. Come on, ladies. Come on, ladies. Come on, ladies. Well, Danny just showed me this guy

has 35 million views. Yeah. So he became a big star off of this? Yeah. He was on like, I think he was on like Britain's Got

Talons. So was this like some chocolate rain shit or what? No, he was literally a fishmonger. What's a monger? He like sells fish.

They call them mongers? Yeah. He's like a fish. That's a crappy name. Yeah, yeah yeah but he sells fish at like in the uk at like some stand outdoors like i used to well i don't know yeah i wonder what he still does though do you think that he was trying to figure out the best way to sell fish and he was like if i start these songs i and then you know he's i can do this fish and they go well what if you do that he goes well then i can do this yeah yeah and he goes well and then you become a big star and then he goes what do you do then he's like, I can do this fish. And they go, well, what if you do that? And he goes, well, then I can do this. And then he goes, well, and then you become a big star. And then he goes, well, what do you do then?

He goes, well, then I can hire some more people. And then I become an even bigger star. And then he goes, what do you do after that? He goes, I guess I sell fish. I guess I just sell more fish, I guess. But he was doing what he loved the whole time. Yeah, the whole time. He was just singing and selling fish.

And he was probably killing it from, because, you know, it's one of those things where it's just 10 fish and chip stalls right beside each other so you got to separate yourself yeah so he was the singing guy and then someone just put it on youtube and it went mega viral well you didn't want to enjoy it though because when i put it on no but it was your thing and then you started pointing out the inaccuracies he goes actually probably not even one pound anymore well i mean that's the sad part is that his song was about one pound fish but due to the ravages of inflation yeah and money printing it's likely three pound fish now well the song doesn't even make sense yeah i'm there's a lot of songs that probably don't make sense it probably doesn't

make sense if someone has a song 120 pound woman it's true it's true come on ladies come on ladies have a have a look one pound fish two bills do you see that there was a someone posted it was a video it was like a photo of like a girl that just like lost 30 pounds and there was a couple of them and they were just saying most ladies like you're not actually ugly you're just fat whoa and it was like so true there's so many chicks i know that you just like they lost 40 pounds you're like oh that girl's pretty hot. It's almost like dude's standards have almost lowered in a way where you're like, if a girl is like in pretty good shape and has like a face that's a six, you're like pretty hot.

Yeah. Do you know what I mean? For sure. And obviously, the truth is the scales are in, scales, scales are broken, but the scales are in relation to other people. Sure. So if you're talking about a woman and if 50 of women are overweight and you're in pretty if you have like a good body yeah you go

yeah what does that put you at like in the percentile you're at least above 50 percentile yeah absolutely so it's not that hard to be like a 7'5". Breaking news. Chicks look better when they're thinner. But my point is because so many of them aren't, you're like, it's actually, you know, like I think people say this about guys sometimes. They go, it is so easy to just be like a decent dude where you're like, get in shape, have a job. Yeah.

Like, you know what I mean? Dress okay. And for women, they're just like, you don't even do that stuff. It's like for women, it was like, be less than 10 pounds overweight and you're beating women they're just like you don't even do that stuff it's like for women it was like be less than 10 pounds overweight and you're beating 50 of women oh hell yeah yeah yeah that's that is a bit of a hack hey yeah but with all those seed oils right yeah you know the seed oils and everything get you the seed oils have been known to get you but anyways i'm coming to fucking

burda this weekend oh buddy oh fuck, bud I'll tell you what, dude I've been talking to my dad, Smooth I've never seen him fired up about anything As fired up as he is about them trying to take over Canada He's like, the guy's a fucking goof, eh? About Trump? He's not, my dad's just not He's not fired up about politics like that

He's never really been like the biggest Trump lover Or the biggest Trump hater, whatever He's just like, I'm telling you taking over canada business is not having it fucking paragraphs i'm getting buddy he goes don't even fucking he's got a fucking goof it doesn't even make sense he goes if you're talking about china they have like a trade deficit with canada doesn't even make sense i mean i do agree that yeah the trade deficit stuff you go yeah it's like it's mostly just oil, which is like kind of subsidized. That's what he said.

He goes, if you take out the one thing, it's actually even, it's just one thing. Yeah. It's one thing. And then, and then Doug Ford is like,

well, and we're going to remove all the American booze from the LCBO. That's how he's like hitting back. I know. I seen Ford at it. We're going to hit your bourbon. People are like, okay,

I guess, I don't know. I guess we can't drink California wine. Well, I'm fucking coming to burn it. Rick Rowley's fucking featuring. Oh, buddy, the Rickster. That's our buddy.

He fucking talks like fucking. Yeah, this guy talks like fucking this, eh? You do a better impression of Rowley. The most Canadian man. He is the most Canadian man alive. He's like. Oh, buddy. He's a literal caricature of a Canadian man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's, I'm coming to Edmonton. Thanks to everyone who came from Minneapolis. And then I will be coming to Phoenix, Vancouver, Portland, Tacoma, Los Angeles, Irvine, San Jose, Tampa Bay, Salt Lake City, Denver, Atlanta, Baltimore, San Diego,

RyanLongComedy.com. And I'll be in Vancouver with, in Portland with you, and then I'll be in Vancouver myself and Edmonton. Also, fucking Canada, man. DannyJokes.com. Canada, man. Is it DannyJokes.com? DannyJokes.com. And I also I'll be in Vancouver myself And Edmonton also Fucking Canada man's Dannyjokes.com And also Some people I mentioned

Because I basically filmed the special And I was sort of working on a new hour And doing stand up And all that sort of stuff And just releasing shorts And then now I've been writing non-stop sketches And I'm about to film like eight to 10, like huge sketches.

So the sketches on the chain and I was doing street interviews too. You know what it is? You can't do too much stuff, man. There's too much shit. Yeah. It's too much. I know it is. And I think that I started doing so much stuff.

So you're just like, it's fucking, you feel like you're just jug, the content hamster where it kind of does blow. Well, you feel like a little bit, you're like juggling plates And I needed to a little bit Just be like okay What if I do actually just I'm probably like it the best When I'm like working on something I actually like for like

Even if it's more hours Where I'm just there You know what else I felt like that about Is the alpha male shit a little Where you know Just like You're like

I want to get in shape You want to be healthy or whatever And then you're kind of like You know I started doing the sauna And then that stuff And then I started doing the sauna and then that stuff. And then I started doing rehab for my knee. And I'm just like, I don't have four hours a day to do stuff.

No, no. I mean, there's only so much time. And then yeah, the, you get also with the fucking content wheel. Yeah,

dude. And you don't get the same sense of like accomplishment where it's like, if you're working on a movie or a show, I know. And you're like, it has these like bounded like dates and it's like it's a chunk of time and you know it's actually gonna be like thing a good thing and yeah but it's like done at the end and it's like this piece of work i know whereas you're like this is just like a sketch and you just it's like fast fashion the sketches i

don't feel that way because i do feel like they're good like when i do like i feel like that's like dude i well because sometimes like this one week thing though well this is how i feel about the sketches though if you do them you don't have to be a one week thing if you're doing multiple at a time yeah that's true the way that i think about it is like certain jokes and sketches where you were you're like oh this might be the best like someone's ever talked about this topic you know what i mean like i've done definitely some things where you're like like even some of the like Grumpy Sound Man or whatever, you're like,

this is still like probably the cardinal joke about that. And certain things I've done where I feel like that. So I don't feel that same thing about sketches. Yeah. Sometimes I do feel like that

about like all sorts of different random content though, especially topical stuff. Yeah, topical stuff for sure. You're just like, this has a one week life. But yeah, it's not healthy to just only be doing that i think yeah and it makes you bad and then you

basically just start you just become like a business and you're just like you start thinking about like clicks and money and you're just like well i was thinking about clicks and money why am i even being a comedian in the first place there's a lot of you can make a fucking marketer there's a million better ways you can make clicks and money and you're just like well i like this thing and you start you know your head gets fucking up but i feel like the the like trying to uh like optimize optimizing shit is like it can fucking wreck your brain at a certain point and i felt like that with with the routines where you're just like you know you get into that thing where you're like okay i do this and then you have this and then you do this and then i do this and then you think and

then yeah but you're like it's 2 p.m i haven't done anything and you're like but you've done all this stuff and you're like what is it what have i done i mean you did an hour and 30 minutes of stretching got all your stretching done for the day yeah i'm sitting there with my legs behind my head being like i guess i'm productive i guess i can start stretching now now that that's over i can get to stretching. Woo! Come on, ladies. Come on, ladies. Have a look. One pound fish. Let's go, fellas. I mentioned this. We mentioned this in the intro.

The Trump inauguration, obviously, is the big story, among other things. But to me, I've never seen you know people started saying when it first came out like elon musk is you know sometimes taking the heat away the like a spotlight away from but it was like dude if you look at the last five things if you looked up like trump uh news it'll be like i just googled this morning i said donald Trump. And it was like, you know, he pardoned Lars Ulrich, I believe it was. For the whole Napster fiasco. For that whole piece of shit Napster movie pulled. Ross Albright.

Yeah, Ross Albright. He's not brothers with Lars Ulrich. I know some people think that he is. No, he's not. So he pardoned Lars Ulrich. Ross Dolbrich. Ross Dolbrick. Ross Golbrick. The Silk Road guy.

And to be honest, that was the top stories and it was stuff like that. I mean, the top stories should just be like, yo, Trump made promises and he kept them. Sure, yeah. But I mean, it wouldn't have been. It would have been like, you know, worst guy is worst guy.

That's what Elon Musk stories are. Yeah. The Trump inauguration, he's literally taking all the arrows. So it's pretty smart. Yeah. And all the other tech bros are all taking arrows now, too. Zuckerberg thought he could just be an alpha male in peace, man. He's getting sprayed.

I know. And he's just like, that's what alpha males do. They just stare at big jugs when they're around. So he stared at a couple jugs. Hey, haven't we all? Zuckerberg stared at jugs. Glass houses, people. Glass houses.

Yeah, Zuckerberg has been getting sprayed. And I actually have a few articles. We can go through the Zuckerberg getting sprayed articles. Dude, I feel bad for the guy. Like, you put those fucking, those are like those hypnotic jugs where they got like the circles spinning hypnotized jugs. They're beside him.

You're just like, you can't look away. It's hard to, you know, I don't mind that Miami model. I know a lot of people think that she looks like a piece of trash. I mean, she's 60. Is she 60? She's like in her mid, late 50s. I'm telling you, I don't mind the Miami look. That's not, you know, especially on an older woman

like that, but she does look like I mean, it is funny going from Mackenzie Bezos to that. An 11 stripper. That's what she looks like. woman right like that but she does look like uh i mean it is funny going from mackenzie bezos to that uh an 11 stripper she that's what she looks like that's exactly looks like one of those girls like at the 24-hour strip club in miami she looks like she has i saw a photo someone posted a photo of her and it was like a side profile she literally like has one of those asses like you can like set a drink on like a bbl she's got like the whole thing though yeah like the bbl i mean i'll tell you what she looks like a woman that's on a billionaire's yacht yeah like

that's what she looks like she looks like one of the ones like her mother she looks like the temporary ones like you're just like you're here for the day like she was like she somehow managed to stick yeah she does look like a temporary we rented you go home uh-huh and we thought you were gonna bring other honeys when you came on the boat. Yeah, and I'm sure she rolls with a gaggle of honeys. I'd say that's the number one red flag is you start dating a girl, and then you look at her Instagram profile, and it's her on a yacht everywhere. I think that is of the top where you're just like, oh, her last photos, but she was like

one of the hoes on a yacht. And they're all different yachts, and they're consistently getting bigger, and you go, I don't like this. Yeah, what are you doing? Word's getting out. What, the thing's got a helipad no no no no no no no no now she owns the yacht with the helipad i could just picture a dude if i was like started to date a girl and then i looked at her profile it's just all her on yachts just dropping the phone in slow motion being like no it's not uh run away no exactly and then she still wants to

go to she's like well my friends are gone and then you're like can i come and she goes dezos isn't gonna like that it's like the guy who owns the yacht he's a he's a plastic surgeon he only lets girls come you know that's exactly who it is a plastic surgeon a crypto guy plastic surgeon is probably the top where they're like because they have a lot of money but they don't have like a lot a lot of money and i think that the i have a lot of money, but they don't have a lot, a lot of money. No. And I think that I have a lot of money. I'm worth $10 million is probably the peak flashy territory. Yeah. I think a lot of people get into the $100, $200 million category.

You stop knowing their name. Yeah. It goes to they just wear a Timex. Yes. I think the $10 million range is probably peak. I've spent $2 million on shit to to like prove that i'm rich yeah exactly you're really showing it off and renting the big yachts yeah and also there's not owning the yachts there's also a there's probably a girl territory too right where if you were in the 10 million dollar territory you're probably

like well i still need to procure my own women so i need to have the fancy i need to be a little loud let woman know that you know there's a rich guy here ladies whereas if you're in the hundred million you probably have people around to do that for you that they're they're bringing the chicks in your own jelaine you have your i mean i think you do a little bit have that territory of guys probably do have like a I mean famous guys

basketball players have that too but I'm saying in the not famous territory you can famous sort of removes yeah and also those women kind of have a nose

for that shit they know where those guys hang out I know they do you know they have their they take photos and they have they google them

and they're like holy shit you know you don't have to make an announcement they're like the number one like net on that celebrity net worth they know a guy that's a guy's worth two hundred thousand dollars a year he doesn't need to advertise no you know i mean it's like the products that are so good they don't need to advertise 200 mil doesn't need to advertise 10 mil you're doing good bitches are interested but you do need you know you do need to get your name out there a little bit if you really want to be plastic surgery is the hack because these girls are coming to you

for work and then right another another variable in the equation where you're saying the plastic surgeons fucking the clients oh hell yeah uh-huh yeah yeah like the plastic surgeons like all these chicks are coming to get souped up and then you're like hey i want a bowl so you're saying he puts the boobs on then he obviously he's gonna test I want a boat. So you're saying he puts the boobs on, then obviously he's going to test the merch a little bit. Yeah, take them for a spin. Maybe give some discounts. Goes, hey, bring some of your friends here.

I'll give them a little referral discount. They call me the captain. Does he do it in the captain's hat, do you think? Ah, yeah. Oh, yeah. A lot of coke, a lot of captain's hats. Always my favorite thing is saying that when you're motorboating a girl, you give another guy the boaters you're just you're looking another guy just give

him the boaters not the wave you have to wave just two guys motorboating girls giving the boaters way but wave so funny the boat wave is real though I know the boat wave is so funny It's just like hey you got a boat It's just yeah you have to wave It's very rude to not I know it's the weirdest thing though It's the weirdest just like custom

It's not a specifically Canadian thing is it It's probably worse in Canada If you go on any lake like in northern Ontario And someone boats by you You have to wave Everybody waves That's why you don't like to go on a lake in northern Ontario and someone boats by you and you're on the boat, everybody waves. That's why you don't like to go on a busy day. Your arm gets tired. You're like, why don't you put it down?

You go, there's more boats coming. There's no point in putting this thing down. Danny's doing his best Elon Musk right here, if you see him. Okay, so everyone's calling Musk a Nazi. He's diving in front of the bullets. I'm telling you, man. Come on, the guy's just retarded. calling Musk a Nazi. He's diving in front of the bullets. I'm telling you, man. This guy's... Come on, the guy's just retarded.

Give him a break. Do you know what I actually thought too? This was another far left, far right. Was a Nazi salute. I know. Because all the left wing people are like, Nazi salute for sure. Not a chance.

There's nothing else he did. And then every right person was like, my man finally... Yeah, finally, y' finally yes we're so back my man on the inauguration day finally one for us you know what i mean trump's just like come on he's like first tony hinchcliffe now this like i can't just have one day without a fucking scandal the probably the most retarded opinion is that it was just like this was his plan that he goes you I'm going to do my speech and fuck it. I'm throwing it up. Fuck Project 2025.

I'm throwing it up. Yeah. We're going for it. Just letting everybody know what time it is. That being said, I do agree with you that it's maybe one of the most retarded things anyone's ever done. I mean, it obviously looks horrific. Like, you see, what are you doing man like the legit like art but again he was doing that he was saying like i give my heart to you and then that's crazy do it underhand i mean it's when you give your heart you go this way

yeah then there's no mistaking he just was like i'm giving my heart to you yeah then there's no mistaking he just was like i'm giving my heart to you come on read the fucking room man what are you doing buddy he gets so worked up like a kid kind of sometimes he jumps around like a fucking two-year-old in the ball pit yeah he's like going so crazy and then just like my heart to you and you're like you know what it seems like a divorced dad that his friends took him out to his like his black co-workers took him him out to. Yeah, he hasn't been out. His black co-workers took him out to the club. Yeah, and he hasn't been out in a decade. Oh, he's 40-year-old virgin.

What's his name? What's his real name? The boss from The Office. Steve Carell. It's Steve Carell doing a divorced dad that's partying for the first time. He's actually having a fun time. He's had too many drinks. I love that the ADL came out and was like, hey, everybody, calm down.

All right. Let's not be quick to call people Nazis. You go, oh, that's fucking rich. No, you have to know that ADL is scared of Elon Musk right now because he sued them and he called them the defamation league. Well, that and also. I think they're petrified of Musk, man. They're shaking in their fucking Jewy boots.

But also after October 7th and stuff. What do jewish people wear for boots i think just boots i wish there was a jewish shoe that i could use as a reference there no we don't have like any kind of clogs or anything yeah okay yeah i mean i wish there was but uh shaking in their discount sneakers how about that they're buying getting free sneakers okay yeah there you go there you go but anyways yeah they're just like they they kind of see where How about that? Buy one, get one, free sneakers. Okay. Yeah, there you go. ADL. There you go.

But anyways, yeah, they're just like, they kind of see where the puck's moving. Is that what you think it is? Oh, yeah. I think, see, I interpret it as the ADL's like a little afraid of Musk, and they're so hated. No, I think they just took so much heat, and then they saw how much everybody hates them, and then also with all the October 7th stuff, where they're like, literally- They don't want to waste their capital on this shit anymore exactly because they used to be like their spots whereas before they never picked their spots before they were like that's

a nazi that's a nazi that's a nazi you're a nazi that's a nazi you're a nazi and now they're kind of like you know what we use a lot of our calling people a nazi capital they see how things are going and they go like you know this is just not a viable because adl became a fucking joke yeah nobody listens to them anymore you're like no they're class the sketch i did they're they're they have like on their hate symbols they have like from the numbers like one to a thousand it's like 300 of them are fucking hate symbols you're like come on it's like 300 different numbers or hate numbers you're like out of a thousand come on like you get three 80 taken l's yeah big time that stinks dude yeah well i i thought that they were a little afraid of them but yeah the nazi symbol definitely took the took all of the soaked up every last little

bit of the bad press yeah yeah yeah all of it so All of it. So I'll tell you what though, seeing all the tech CEOs at the inauguration where they're all like back to back to back to back. It is a little bit funny where when it was, you know, when it was Joe Biden, they were all there. And then like,

they are a little, they are pretty good at switching teams, but it does seem a little wormy where you go when you see zuckerberg and bezos who all like three you know buying the washington post but writing the nazi articles mark zuckerberg was you know the number one censorer and now they just got to like slide in there and just be kind of you know like nothing happened and just pretend that nothing it's almost like I guess you can do that. I guess, yeah.

And the crazy part is that it does work. I mean, they wrote big checks and they kind of were like, we've changed. And, you know, Trump. Everyone did. I'm sure Trump is kind of giving them a little arm's length a bit. Like, you know, it's like,

keep your enemies close with Trump where he goes, yeah, yeah, come over here. Oh, I mean, sure. I mean, you don't, if the powerful people are willing to you know play ball with you i guess they're both doing the same thing where they're both but it is interesting like when you see it just like the imagery of it because you're just like most of the people that were let's say trump guys mega guys would probably consider like

bezos and zuck enemies and then you kind of look at the imagery of trump's win and all these people you're like, hey, wasn't that one of the guys we were fighting against? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, isn't that one of the guys we were fighting against? And they're like, they're there. They're like, we did it. And you're like, wait a second. Yeah, they're all doing the...

Doing the dancing. Yeah, do you know what I mean? Just from like an imagery perspective, you're got... There is a little bit of like... I wonder if we're any... You got duped, eh? Yeah, were any of them at the first Trump inauguration? I don't think so.

I don't think so, no. inauguration i don't think so i don't think so no i don't think so yeah they were that that was when it was still uh cool to hate them yeah the tech ceos really did take over yeah oh yeah hell yeah but there wasn't just the taxi it's not like they were powerful the first time around they're just no but like you know snoop dog he was just like anyone who goes anywhere near trump's a fucking you know yeah jigaboo he says and then and then he did the inauguration yeah which i thought it was you think that snoop dog and some people like that i mean we've we've you know been calling out snoop dog snoop dog is my number one corniest rapper in my opinion the guy you write him a check for fucking 10 bucks he'll be there man hey listen and by the way i I'll admit that Drake has done maybe the cheesiest move of all time

by suing and saying that Kendrick Lamar is anti-Semitic. And I honestly can't stand behind it. I don't know what this guy's doing. But my point is, I would even take Kendrick Lamar's baby voice, which is how he raps, over Snoop Dogg's shizzle-nizzle business. Shizzle-nizzle business was maybe the corniest thing I've ever heard. It was fun in the 90s. Funny for two seconds.

Early 2000s was all right. But he's still doing it. You're like, you're 65. He's never seen a Dorito commercial he won't do. I think he has his own brand of chips, actually, like a knockoff Doritos. There is no... I don't get how he's still in hip-hop. If Rancid's probably my favorite band,

if members of Rancid... If Tim Armstrong right now was in every commercial for Doritos and in a commercial for cereal and that was his whole thing, I don't think that I would be like, oh, sick. No, you'd be like, what are you... How does the rap... I don't think that i would be like oh sick no you'd be

like what like how does the rap i don't think the punk community would fucking like why is snoop dog gets such a pass from these people the problem is with something like if you saw tim armstrong in a commercial you'd be like oh man it's like he just like made some they had his song in commercial one of the transplant song was the shampoo commercial and it was sort of like a scandal yeah but it was just the song he wasn't you would think like oh he just like needs the money but like we know snoop doesn't need the money he he i guess he smokes that much weed or he's just like yeah you don't understand how much weed i smoke or his whole thing is just like i'll tell you what he's never puff puff passed on an opportunity that's for sure no no he has not no i don't know he just likes being in the limelight

like just he just wants he's just like the limelight he's just like the rock he's just like I'm a brand I'm not even a rapper I've transcended him no but he still weighs in like real gangsta about to weigh in on this he still weighs in like he's the guy with street credibility yeah I don't know how much street credit he has

none with me I'll tell you that much he lost it all with Ryan Long maybe he's got some in like Malibu or something but I don't know how much street cred he has. None with me. No. I'll tell you that much. He lost it all with Ryan Long. Maybe he's got some in Malibu or something, but I don't think anywhere else. There was a Mark Avenue street cred. But yeah, so it was decent to watch with him. Actually, Kid Rock, actually, you know what?

I'm going to play this video because I just thought it was so funny. So Kid Rock, you know what he's uh i would say that he's not in the kid rock in the snoop dog category for me because i say that he's been kind of on this the whole time the whole time yeah yeah he says i'm white trash or whatever and that's what he's doing but i don't and maybe he's like kind of a rich guy you know uh grifting off rich uh of like a poor guy poor country guy cred when actually he's kind kind of a rich guy, you know, grifting off rich of like a poor guy, poor country guy cred when actually he's kind of like a suburban Detroit guy.

Yeah. But he's been on this for a while and he's been passionate about this. He's not a flip flopper. No, he's been on Trump when it was difficult. It's the hypocrisy that's probably the hypocrisy. Yeah. But his, but that be, that all being said, this is pretty hilarious. What do you, he, you know how Green Day changes their lyrics?

Yeah, yeah. They do American Idiot every day they change it. They change it to a new person they don't like. Don't want to be an Elon agenda. Don't want to be a Donald Trump agenda. Whatever the bad right-wing flavor of the week is, that'll be what Green Day changes the lyrics to. But Kid Rock changes his lyrics,

and I thought this was pretty eye-roll. Inflation's up like the minimum wage But that BS is about to change Know your audience, man. Check the stats, stop throwing stones And straighten up, sucker, cause daddy's home Daddy's home. Inflation up like a minimum wage,

but that BS is about to change. Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. Yeah. Mega dodgy going fucking wild, dude. The place went insane, dude. Literally everyone's beer is just fucking simultaneously up in the air. Oh, yeah. You know what the kayfabe,

you know how people say kayfabe is when wrestling? It was kind of like, back in the day, you'd see two wrestlers. Like if they were enemies in public, and pretended like they were enemies in public. There were times where they got caught eating lunch together, and it would be like a scandal. Yeah, for sure. Which is, to some

degree, how I feel about when you see the fact that like, you know, all these presidents are buddies behind closed doors and all these politicians are buddies behind closed doors. That said, I think even worse than that was at the Trump inauguration, you see Logan Paul, Conor McGregor and Mike Tyson

all hanging out. Oh yeah. And you're just like you're not even gonna. That was a work? Ryan just found out he got worked i'm not what i'm wait wait wait jake paul and mike tyson are not mortal enemies my point is not that i think that yeah my point is you're not even gonna at least keep up the charade until their fight happens. I know, I know, I know. Yeah, but it's, again, it's like they're not, like, I mean, obviously.

The Tyson one, fine. You did your fight, now you're allowed to be friends. Logan Paul and Jake Paul have had a beef with Conor McGregor forever, building up to an inevitable one of their fights.

Yeah. Like, mortal enemies where their fans have to hate the other one. They're doing lines in the bathroom of the limo bus together. Yeah, come on, pal. Yeah. I don't like it.

At least keep the fucking jig up. I mean, we all watch those fights being like, this is going to be the worst fucking fight I've ever seen, and we still watch them. At the very least, pretend it's like you kind of have some beef. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you're working people over.

It's like, you know, it's just arrogant. It's like saying that we all you know the thing with kayfabe in general is like yeah we know it's kind of not true a little bit but you're not rubbing it in my face that it's not true you're allowing me to indulge in the fake reality that you're creating yeah i know this is like spitting in your face well they're going to have their pre-fight weigh-in where they're all slapping each other in each other's face. I know your friends. Yeah, your friends. It's like, this is just...

Besties. Theater. Theater. Well, you know, I'm just saying, it wasn't for me. Yeah. I mean, again, we're all just marks and we're just living in their world.

Yeah, and I'm not even... You know, I'm speaking on behalf of the everyman because I'm not going to watch these fights anyway. I hate that guy. Yeah, you will. I have bad news for you, Ryan. Yes, you will. If it's on at a bar, I'm not going out of my way.

Yes, you will. Yes, you will. You're going to watch it like we all do. And then once it's over, you're going to be like, why did I watch that? No, I'm going to close my eyes. That was the shittiest thing I've ever seen. I actually even have my eyes closed i'll be facing the other way like everyone they put them on in the comedy clubs i don't have a choice it's against my will yeah well we're all watching them there's a lot of people who might be too revved up right now you know who we're

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all these like murder for hires which were bullshit he literally ran a website to just like essentially like test out the technology and just like a he was just like a really like free market libertarian guy they gave him two life sentences plus 40 years he served 10 of them i wonder if he gets any of his bitcoin back now it's a full part that's what you said he might have someone a wallet hidden well i mean again he had dude his bitcoin that they seized from him in today is worth 19 billion dollars so he'd be like one of the richest people on earth oh he'd be i mean he'd be up there but i don't know how it works if he gets it back based on because he gets part does he have any in a cold storage is the question you have to think i mean they say that like he got caught so like flat-footed like he had no clue and so people think like he just had the one wallet but you'd

think maybe he had i mean apparently someone said they like traced um and he had like what they call dust wallets which are essentially like you have these minuscule amounts which added up to like 90 bitcoin or something which is you know not nothing not another 10 million bucks or something so uh he's got some coin you have to think the question is does he remember his fucking seed phrases he's probably saying him every day in the prison probably every single day seven seven b y dB-Y-D-O-7-7-4-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-4-5-5-5-5. That would be a shame. But I mean, they already like, I saw like Kraken today gave him a Bitcoin.

Dude, that guy is going to, he's the god of the crypto community. If he just has like, here's my public wallet donations, like he'll have $10 million tomorrow. Oh, that's true. He's a god. He's fine, yeah. So he'll have 10 million dollars tomorrow oh that's true it's dead he's he's he's fine yeah so he'll be fine yeah someone did the the article in the post in our group that yes what was it so funny uh it was like tragic it's like donald trump sentences ross albrecht to 20 years of going on libertarian podcasts

you know what i've kind of seen like a little bit in general is there's been more than ever like a divergence between internet conversations in real life like i was kind of thinking that for example you know like on the internet i'll post jokes a lot and people will be like that's sexist you know what i mean yeah i i still see that like a lot in real life i don't think i've seen someone call something sexist in like what i mean yeah i i still see that like a lot in real life i don't think i've seen someone call something sexist in like three years yeah they don't really say it so much oh here's an example on the internet people are still arguing about the vaccine a lot right i don't think i've had a conversation about someone about the vaccine in real life in years yeah yeah

i mean that is yeah nobody we really know cares that much about it or they're like still talking about it yeah it feels like no one i know like in my normal friends or blah blah also there's still care about it for sure no i'm just saying yeah but i mean in real life no one seems to bring it up i don't know yeah you know i agree i've also there's been an uptick in schizophrenics too i dude i've listened to this shit i have like there's been like three or four check-in okay cut that out my mic just went out for a second i've had three or four like schizophrenic people that have like latched on to me over the course of years one of the same ones and they've they know what you're saying the uptick has been higher oh remember that girl that i had yeah dude she there was this girl and she

sent me eight trillion voice notes and she was like goes, I know you're working with this guy to try to silence me. I'm like, I don't know you. I don't know the guy you're talking about. And it was like every night. Do you tell her that? Because I'll probably send her. No, I left it on unread. Okay, I'll read you this one.

Here's two right now. Look at this. Don't read the name or whatever. But this woman just tagged me in 400 posts. We can read it out loud. Oh, I'm in hell, Ryan Long, literally. I was also the time I messaged you with all my personal health into students with psychosis.

I feel less trapped now, though. My health was at the end of my mental state is still in shambles because I have no clue how I feel about this stuff. It's still there, but it seems to me like it's just not working for the most important part is the way it works for everyone else in this situation. I think I feel better now that it is right after the last time. That's one.

I'll show you. Then right after that, here's another one. Ryan Long, can we be friends so we aren't all trying to kill each other? LOL, sort of. The point of this tweet was that the whole thing is a lie. I think he's tried to kill me with his words in his comedy special anyways there was probably uh i i i probably got tagged and i'm not kidding danny when i say uh if i was to actually guess maybe 190 posts you get this guy yes that guy is just like i have like 10 of them that guy i get 50 messages a day from

dude i have like 50 people but like that is gibberish people have been little nonsense i'm telling you there's a lot of people that have like latched on to but i don't know is the question that like the amount of people's gone up or is the question that uh is it that i mean i'm sure like the bigger you get like i'm sure elon has this times a thousand is that what it is yeah or is it that there's more people that are crazy on the internet uh i don't know no i don't think there's more people that are crazy on the internet not then like i i don't know what period but i don't think it's like a recent uptick i don't think so i think it's just uh you know people see people and then they just you know

like it would be the equivalent of in the 80s if you were some celebrity and you know you would get letters and it just it would be like just 10 letters a day from the same person every day just nonsense I'm in love with you like just crazy shit like that yeah

it's easier they can just fucking access you immediately it is easier too and it's all just like that yeah it's easier they can just fucking access you immediately it is easier too and it's all just like zero likes it's like how does no one in their friend group look at this and be like they don't have a friend group right you're their friend we're their friend group yeah i think people start a social relationship but they start to like imagine like scenarios that aren't true it's almost like a dream where you're kind of like in half in real life half in a dream and then you're just like someone that you saw on a tv show where you're kind of like in half in real life half in a dream and then you're just like someone that you saw on a tv show where you're kind of so you know when you have a dream where you're like you know it was me and john stamos and we were fighting crime and this and that and

we were trapped in a walmart and you know some shit like that and then you and john stamos almost kissed but you never had this and then you never had this and then you know john no i can't i'm married i tell john i can't but then john you know john really john doesn't take no for an answer john's never been't, but then John really- John doesn't take no for an answer. John's never been told no, and he doesn't take no. John doesn't take no for an answer, so you give him a quick smooch, and you didn't realize you would actually like it. You never had this? No, I can't say I have.

Not Stamos. Mark McGuire. Maybe it was McGuire. Maybe McGuire when I was a teenager. I had it with Mark McGrath. Sugar gay. teenager i had it with mark mcgrath sugar gay and you ever had that and then you and then you know he wants to give a kiss and you're like no and you go sing to me and he goes just one song and then he goes every morning and then i'd go and i shush him and that you never had that you had me

at hello in your dreams well i think it's some version of that yeah yeah it's like some waking dream kind of yeah yeah yeah yeah there i mean there's some version of that. Yeah, it's like some waking dream kind of. Yeah. I mean, there are a lot of just mental people. So let's talk Zuckerberg, because Zuckerberg's getting fucking... Poor guy. He's new to the heat like this, right? Yeah. Where he hasn't been, he hasn't been had the...

He hasn't been had the media turn on him in this way. But I'll just say, I'm just going to start out why he might deserve it, because these are the kind of policies Mark Zuckerberg puts out there. Reels tab on Instagram. We want Instagram not to be just a place where creatives share their creativity, but where people connect over that creativity with friends, with shared interests. And so what we're going to do is we're going to add some friends to the Reels tab. So when you go to the Reels tab, you'll see a few friends in the top right. And if you tap on that pill, you end up with a dedicated feed of reels that your friends have liked and you can see which friends have actually

liked those reels and if you tap on them you can start that's something you want you know it's funny have you seen that they had the thing who wants this they introduced to stories where there's like people can post comments on stories like random people that show up and then like there'll be like a girl like we'll post something and then you're it'll just like the comments on the stories and fuck you yeah and it's like simp comments like pop up on like a story that you're looking at and it just like shows their profile like if you gave like uh you said if some guy says sexy must have yeah then the story if i watch that person's story that guy's comment shows up in the story i'm like why what the fuck that was a private message no it's not a dm it's

a comment how do you comment on a story uh no you can yeah i think it's like a comment on this you can comment like i guess yeah i guess it would be a reply but i guess yeah that's a private message it's crazy we're just gonna show we want to create community so what we're gonna do is show private messages and you know what if they ever mentioned your name we're gonna pop it up we're just gonna be fucking internet snitches for no reason what dude wants that what person period wants that i don't know like this is this is like at least default have that turned off. Be like, make me turn that on. Exactly. Just be like, default on.

Please don't. I mean, you don't even have to go as far as people that are being simps. You could just say, imagine there's a friend group, and they're sort of behind closed doors. They all like this one person. So at work, and then you're kind of like, you know what? Okay, I won't.

Or you're like, I don't talk to my ex-boyfriend anymore. And then she, you know, likes his status. Or, you know, I'm not looking for a new job. And it was like, well, you're liking the photos of the... Whatever. Yeah. You can think of 10 trillion reasons why it's like...

I don't like anything. There's no benefit to it. Well, yeah, but they want people to like stuff. So it's like, why are they doing moves that make people do stuff less? I don't know. I don't know what the fuck they're thinking with that. So anyways, Zuckerberg doing stuff like that is an alternate reality. So he's not as much

of an alpha male that he thinks he is. He says he's an alpha male, and then behind closed doors he's like, he's trying to fucking Yeah, it looks like Priscilla's making him do some updates. I mean, there'll be some bad ones after that fucking uh tit staring mark zuckerberg caught all well this is what they said first uh because they're trying to turn the tech bros all against each other i think is what they said

mark zuckerberg really enjoyed sitting next to lauren sanchez and then he liked her photo too yeah they're coming after him he gave mark zuckerberg gave an audible hubba hubba as Zuckerberg seemed to appreciate Laura Sanchez's sense of style. Do you think that Zuck is sort of, this is him taunting Bezos because he does MMA now? Yeah. I had a funny joke.

I was thinking about doing a rap of the Red Pill Tech CEOs diss track and you be Zuckerberg, me be Bezos, and maybe Kyle Dunnigan be Elon or something like that. I thought of it was I always like a lot of times I usually have one good line but I have like one really good line that's saying Mark Zuckerberg rapping saying I went from one zero zero zero one to a ten that's funny that's my best line that's where it started from but so Zuckerberg do you think that he will, he's taking, like he's sort of taunting Bezos being like,

what are you going to do about it? I just think the guy's tees up because he's been rolling. His tee's just really high. And he sees a fucking pair of heavy hitters beside him and he just can't look away like the rest of us. I don't know. He's using teed up to the fucking tits. Dude, it's just like his t levels are probably on

the higher end of the range right and he's just like you're putting beside it and he's trying to like you know i guess you could stare forward forward and he's walking around with a guy that's been no not novembering for a fucking yeah but he's like probably like well you know i could just like just stay staring ahead and then that's like anti-social behavior and then they get him for being autistic so he's trying to be he's nowhere to look he's just like hey behavior and then they get him for being autistic so he's trying to he doesn't know where to look he's just like hey hey and then he's just like that'll come on zuck well my theory is obviously probably not true but i like the idea that he's fucking you know taunting bezos and he's like come do it i'll put you in a fucking rear naked choke bezos you fucking bald bitch yeah yeah dude i'll steal your fucking girl guys... I'll take one of every race.

I mean, those guys might be swinging. If he had a different wife, like if Zuck kind of upgrades to... Bezos does look like a... They look like a swinger couple. Oh, they do look like...

When you went to the swinger couple, is that not what they look like? Absolutely. Probably she looks hotter than the other ones. Yeah, yeah. There weren't any of those there.

Girls are pretty beat at the swingers conferences. Yeah, but no, that looks like a swinging couple right there. 1,000% Oh, yeah. Yeah, but no, that looks like a swinging couple right there. 1,000%. Oh, yeah. They show, oh, that's exactly what Bezos and his wife look like, a swinger couple.

Just middle-aged swingers. He's all jacked. I mean, he's even more teed up because he's on testosterone. I forgot that he's teed up, too, but he's not doing MMA like Zuck. He's not doing MMA. I mean, he's way older, but his T levels are probably way higher. Yeah, he's pretty doing mma i mean he's way older but he's like he's on his t levels are probably way higher yeah he's pretty teed up too yeah that's why he's just like tells his wife dressed like a fucking prostitute at the inauguration

you can definitely say bezos she showed up and said and bezos said bezos likey likey you can definitely bezos she came out and he goes nah that's not gonna get bezos his dick hard like most people if their wife showed up and goes, this is what I'm wearing. They're like, get something else. No, you're not. Bezos is just like, yeah. Bezos likey. Let me just help you with that undoes one button.

Now we're ready to go to the inauguration. Dogzos. I tell you, my buddy who works at Amazon loves Bezos. Yeah. No, I'm just saying though, you'd think that maybe some people that work at amazon would be like bezos a fucking goof i mean besides like he says he's like no bezos is besides like maybe some of their like employer stuff where you know people are like oh they're like you know they don't the union whatever business they're like they're pretty squeaky clean he's always accused him of routing out a way of routing us out to bezos he'd be like faze was he's like yeah yeah for sure zeus we got one

zeus zeus come in copy people talking shit zeus it's like dude they're everybody loves amazon yeah it's like one of those companies we're just like everybody just loves i mean everybody doesn't obviously people don't like these like billion dollar companies obviously but even the people who are just like i don't like it you go do you use it still they love the actual product the product i'm saying yeah you could be like i don't like it you're like but you use it well that's true yeah so zuckerberg that was the first article they said mark zuckerberg caught ogling lauren sanchez again this time on his own turf and this is where i say he deserves these fucking articles because he's making these policies to get people in trouble for liking and then he got busted because after you got caught ogling he went out and liked uh

bezos's man who hasn't just liked a sexy picture of his buddy's wife what what world are we living in your buddy's wife posts a fucking smoke show photo you throw it a like it's just the it's just etiquette if your wife posts a photo of her trying to look hot i would literally like i'll put a glove on to scroll and make sure i don't fucking get anywhere near that like what are those like anti-electricity gloves so if my buddy's wife posts a hot photo i'm fucking i'm like you know yeah whatever i need to do just turn the phone off and then let it reload delete the instagram and hope it just refreshes I'm not getting a like anywhere near that shit not a fucking chance

and then he has to post the photo with his wife later that night he was in a good mood though after his fucking viewing show oh yeah you can't bring me down Priscilla this is so fucking funny dude this is the best news cycle of all time yeah she's just like you know that he gets back to the hotel she's been taking care of the kids she can't go to the inauguration and she's just looking up like different philanthropic

efforts to give his money away you know maybe we could give 20 billion here he goes 20 20 billion he goes yeah i don't know just after the divorce settles you know i we could give 20 billion here he goes 20 20 billion he goes yeah i don't know just after the divorce settles you know i have half your money places i might give the money sure she goes would you like me if i had big fake tits no no she goes i could do it it's like we could afford it i could go get big fucking triple g's is that what you want is that what you want you want me to get big triple g fake tits i could do do that. He goes, no, no, no, honey, no. But he was the old tech CEO was, you know, white guy, Asian girl. That's like the classic Silicon Valley combo.

Also, this is probably the only woman he's ever slept with. That's true. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Dude, the guy, I mean, maybe. Yeah, fucking right. I mean, he's been locked up for a while. Yeah. Guess what? The guy, I mean, maybe, but... Yeah, fucking right. I mean, he's been locked up for a while. Dude, yeah.

Guess what? Some of those fucking tech bros know the keys to that pound combination. That's true. Buddy. I mean, I can't. I bet you he's not. You know some of those billionaire tech bros. They are da-ha-ha.

I know, but he's so autistic. Obviously rich, but... Dude, the girl lives... She leaves that fucking bro mansion just swimming in ndas yeah yeah i don't know and mark zuckerberg's leaving fucking swimming in tna i feel like he's the type of guy who doesn't have a have it's possible obviously it's pause no i don't think he has a huge list i think she was the college girlfriend i think so that's what i'm saying i think that like probably that was like i'm saying that he probably

took a couple down. Maybe. You know what? Maybe he's at five. He also has like you're not understanding that he also has culpable deniability

because as long as he sticks to other Asians everyone will be like yeah it was just him with his wife. Dude he met he met his wife okay so no way

he got laid in high school. Anyways. Yeah didn't get laid in high school. He met her at a frat party in his second year and then they've been dating since yeah i agree so it's like i don't think he was and that was 2003 that was 2003 that was pre-facebook i i honestly think there is a very good chance the only woman he's ever slept with i think there's a really good chance i'm not denying

that part yeah so anyway is. What argument do you think I'm making right now? The guy might just have a wandering eye, you know? He's got teed up, wandering eye. He sees a pair of jugs in real life.

Maybe he's never seen a pair of cans like that that close up. Like, there's a real possibility that that was the first time he's seen a pair of fucking heavy hitters Danny's, I'm not,

you sound like you're talking to your wife right now. I'm not. It's like, you know, it's not actually normal for a guy to have been four years old, he's never even seen a pair of jugs. I mean, I'm not, it sounds like you're talking to your wife right now. I'm not. It's like, you know, it's not actually normal for a guy to have been four years old and he's never even seen

a pair of jogs. I mean, let's just give the guy a little grace. You're right. But I'll tell you, this is the problem though. I was willing to give Zuckerberg grace,

but it's not grace for thee and not for me. Yeah, I mean, this bullshit, I told you, I would have been on his side. I would have said like, you can't have a little,

but he comes out with this bullshit. It's like, well, now we on his side. I would have said, like, you can't have a look. But he comes out with this bullshit. It's like, well, now we have no code. There's a code broken. It's like a guy that you have a code with him, and then he slaps your fucking white ass, and you're like, well, the code's done. Instagram is decent at, like, they go, hey, we're going to do this, and then everybody is just like, this is the worst idea. And they go, yeah, okay, we're going to not do that.

It should happen. Let's hope so. this is the worst idea. And they go, yeah, okay, we're going to not do that. It should happen. Let's hope so. I'll tell you what. He goes, Mike Pence did have it right when he was like, I'll never be in a room with another girl. I'll never catch me fucking dead in a room alone with another woman. And what does Mike Pence have? No scandals.

No scandals. No women scandals. No women scandals. He does have the entire fan base that he used to have wants him to die. Yeah, they want him to be publicly executed. But scandals. He does have the entire fan base that he used to have once and to die, but. Yeah, they want him to be publicly executed. But you know, besides that.

Besides that one. Besides that. Then they go, okay, so another Zuck one. Mark Zuckerberg is wrong about masculine energy according to a man who worked in an

all-female office. Oh, a man who worked in an all-female office would like to chime in. And what exactly did your all-female office produce? Women's wear?

Gossip and women's underwear? What is the market cap of this company you worked at? Oh, they lose money every year. Interesting. Okay, let's hear what you have to say. Well, this guy's a writer

for Glamour Magazine. Oh, you're a writer for Glamour Magazine. Okay. So I guess his job didn't pan out that well. Yes, you're in the magazine Glamour magazine. Okay. So I guess his job didn't work, didn't pan out that well. Yes, you're in the magazine business. The highly profitable in 2025 magazine business.

Let's hear what you got to say. Danny's got this guy's number. What's this guy's name? What's this guy's name? Josh Smith. Josh Smith. Sounds like made up. It does sound made up

Doesn't want to put His own fucking name Doesn't want that smoke My first question is Mark Are you well Are you aware The world we actually live in

Do you know Male aggression Has got Where male aggression Has got us In society And how bad Toxic masculinity is

Oh how bad is it Does he know that Does Zuck even fucking know that But lest we forget, Zuckerberg's earliest project was a prank site where you could rate the, you check the relationship status

of fellow female classmates. So he was a hero. No one was ever bringing this shit up. No. Whereas now Zuck is getting hit with like, Hey man. You're actually a fucking piece of shit from the jump.

Yeah, yeah. You did a thing when you were 17 yeah yeah exactly right there's no chance that they'd be bringing that shit up if he was back on his misinformation oh yeah slicing down misinformation oh look some misinformation over there he dives on it like it's a bomb what was that someone said there's more than two genders. No. No. Misinformation. These comments couldn't come at a worse time. Male violence against women and girls is escalating worldwide.

No, it's not. First off, I checked the link. It's like it was just a random link to a bunch of articles. It's like not true. Yeah, that's anecdotal shit. It's like anecdotal. Look at this girl got beat up. I clicked that i go oh interesting let's see the studies no studies nothing no stats no charts one chick that got okay what's the study is just a guy being like

he monitored how he feels about it and he goes i feel like it's going up yeah i feel literally he's a feeling monitor it's a chick being like i feel like it's going up and you go okay like maybe in some countries it is i don't know know. Yeah, he goes, including the rape conviction of Giselle Pellicott's ex-husband and the murder of Olympian. So I think when, to be honest, if you want to say to Josh, if that is his real name,

when you say, you go, you know, people, he's saying that he needs a bit of, maybe there's like too much feminine energy and they could use a little more masculine energy. I think probably what he's talking about is you bring up something and and someone goes well this woman was raped yeah i know and you go you go maybe it's just like a not so masculine you go you know

there was a woman that was raped you go yeah this yeah yeah that yeah yeah that's uh yeah that would probably be what i'm talking about is uh in the context of a company i'm just like we could use it to be a little more competitive and hr runs the company a little while you go do you know what rape is yeah a woman was raped in Saudi Arabia last week so okay in 1992 a woman had the shit beat out of her and you go yeah this is what I mean this what you're doing right now mmm yeah yeah but that's probably what was up means to when he was like little yeah maybe we could use a little more feminine masculine energy. What he means is more of the girls should be beat up.

That's probably what he means. Get in the octagon and pitch me your new product. Whoever can tap me out will consider it. Mr. Zuckerberg would like to see you in his office. You walk in the office, just the cage comes down. Hell in a cell. Two people enter, only one leaves. Zuckerberg just wants to be up.

He's in the corner in a throne. Begin. Yes, fight. Yes, like a Zucky likey. Fight. yes fight hey y'all psych is lucky like he definitely wants to have the thumbs up send in the lions zuckerberg has been adequately pleasant carry me to my office eating a giant turkey leg the whole time yeah and then he wants to be carried to his office. Three people carried.

He doesn't move. He goes, I'd prefer not to bend my legs if it's all the same to you. So I don't think that's what he's talking about. Also, this is funny. They go, this Joshua, that is his real name. He said, he goes, progress isn't made in regression. Progress is made when we embrace new energy, not the energy of the old guard.

The old guard is not men. You're like, the old guard, men. Men. You go, men are still going to have to be here. I promise you. We still have to exist. Also, we did progress for the last 10 years. We're not doing that anymore.

Okay? That's over. We're regressing now. We did progress. You did a lot of progress. There's two genders now it's over it's where progress is on a timeout right now progress is in the corner staring at the wall we're gonna do some other stuff now the old guard who's that man man yeah you're a man sadly sadly sadly i'm gay though Yeah, you're a man? Sadly Sadly Sadly

I'm gay though Still a man Are you a man? Yes, and I've been Punished Slaps himself I punish myself, Tyler Please don't

There's another one Please don't be like Mark Zuckerberg Jobs don't need masculine energy On a recent podcast interview With Joe Rogan Please don't, there's another one. Please don't be like Mark Zuckerberg. Jobs don't need masculine energy. On a recent podcast interview with Joe Rogan. They put Joe Rogan in quotations. Why? Which is funny.

In a recent interview with Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan. Masculine energy and corporations, office building culture. Sonia, here's, this is why I thought this was funny Sonia Kemaly No Soroya Kamali is her name Okay If that is the real pronunciation of her name

Soroya Kamali An activist and author of Rage Becomes Her The Power of Woman's Anger. She's weighed in. So what side do you think she's coming down on this issue? We've had enough masculinity. What do you think she thinks of the masculine energy?

Let me remind you, she's an activist and the author of Rage Becomes Her. The Power of a Woman's Anger. Hear me roar. Sonia, we're not doing this anymore Soroya Soroya

not happening well I'll give a spoiler alert to those who haven't read the article yet she's not liking it no no no no she's not liking it

I mean again this is gonna be for people like her this next little bit is gonna be a very tough adjustment oh buddy like cause she's gonna be like

um excuse me. And we're like, shut the fuck up. We don't. Shut up, bitch. We don't care anymore. It's over. You had a good run.

A really good run. Enjoy it. It's like, you know, you're like the fucking New England Patriots. It's like you guys were like borderline dynasty at one point. It's going to be remembered forever.

Now you're a lottery team. Okay. You're going for a, you know, one to three pick here. It's, it's over. You're in a rebuild.

Okay. You don't get to start from the premise where everyone agrees with you. You have to pitch your case from the start. Correct. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not doing this.

And the, and, and you know what? As soon as you use buzzwords, everyone's tuning out. So she said the language of masculine energy hides how problematic i'm out yeah exactly try again try again you literally need an entirely new nomenclature like you need all new words you're not going to be hitting me with the problem is because i mean we were never be i never was hit

with problematic i tuned out i was tuning out 2017 when i was getting hit with problem absolutely and the problem is is they got to make up like for the last 10 years they got to make up all these new words and they stuck and now you're like we don't even care we don't want your new words you don't even get to like suggest new terms well i mean it's a you know it's a guy showing up with a habs jersey telling you what he thinks the leaf should do and you go we don't listen to you no you know what i mean no dice this is like you need a new game plan entirely like if you think your old game plan is going to work like it's not i'm going to do a sketch uh laid off diversity counselor looking for work and i'm going to go into businesses and ask if they need one and tell them what i could do basically i'd get rid of you

pretty good right yeah the truth is corporate america does not lack masculine energy men lead 90 of fortune 500 companies men still earn 12 more it's like yes but that's not what he's talking about no he's not talking about the ceo's a man he's talking about whether the ceo's afraid to fucking you know uh uh like discuss things how he wants yeah exactly he's just like he'd be a effective leader essentially and there's whether there's not a hiring freeze on women or yes the question is whether hr department is like you know getting people giving people reprimanded over the using the wrong words like right the question is like this hr department how powerful are they yeah are they like toby in uh um the office where it's like everyone kind of rolls their eyes at this person or is it like are they

the do not you could i'd rather piss off the ceo than the hr department yeah absolutely and that's who you should care about and you know there's no more like hey um i just noticed that uh my co-worker removed his pronouns from his email signal that's what zuckerberg does because pronouns are over it's done yeah no pronouns in the email here in a figure four dude the amount of pronouns that have been removed from email do you think it was a rapture oh dude the amount of pronouns that have been removed from email signatures in the last two days like crazy it's uh hr department's heads are fucking spinning with i still get hit with some sometimes in emails. Well, I'm saying in the last two days.

Delete. Yeah, literally. I mean, it went from like this thing you had to do to now like red flag. Sheer. I think it's more like go gone. Delete. Delete.

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You go, who? You go, Mark Zuckerberg. You go, all right. Did you see him ogling her breasts? I am a lawyer. How far down the rabbit hole are you if you're like big bad boy alpha male? I love lawyers trying to fucking big dog people

on morality and ethics Yeah fuck you You fucking ambulance chasing scumbags Fuck you Shut the fuck up Remember when lawyers were like literally the butt of every joke You're scum Yeah you're literally scum

Like we don't need more lawyers You definitely don't Okay you think you want to fucking grandstand as a lawyer Good point Great Great point Very good point Mark Lemley is this fucking dork's name

He's also a Stanford law professor And a lawyer who represented Meta At 2023 He said Mark Zuckerberg's descent into toxic masculinity Neo-Nazi madness Hey Mark Lemley Give the money back Donate your fucking money that Meta gave you

Yeah please Go donate the literally like 800 grand in billable hours that you earned. Mark Lemmon. For fucking putting some shit in chat GPT. Mark Lemming. Mark Lemming, yeah. Give it back, man. Please.

Really fucking stand on your business. Stand on that business, Mark Lemming, since Mark Zuckerberg's a neo-Nazi. Yeah, give it back. Go donate it to the fucking APA. And by the way, I'm not even saying that Mark Zuckerberg's a good guy. I Yeah give it back go donate it to the fucking And by the way I'm not even saying That Mark Zuckerberg's a good guy I think he's A fucking cold blooded shark yeah just like You Mark Lemming absolutely

But I do think it is funny to be like If you want to be like this guy is cut throat He'll fucking cut his grandmother's neck to make A buck we all know for a fact that he cut His best friend's neck to make a buck You go sure but you go This guy is just the epitome of fucking oozing fucking masculinity. You go, are we looking at the same fucking dude?

Yeah. Also, let's see who advised him on that legal decision. Oh, Mark Lemley. What do you know? Piece of shit. Fuck you, Mark. I don't want to fucking hear anything from lawyers i want to hear fucking goddamn shit from literally

let's talk executive orders two genders you know what's funny i was kind of thinking to myself i was like it is funny that back in the day you know a bearded woman because that was you know part of the freak show yeah part of the show yeah a bearded woman used to be a woman that had to grow a beard it was harder to come by where now it's a guy that puts a dress on and already had a beard it's like really cheated in being the bearded woman game oh absolutely back in the day what this is before our time if you want to be a bearded woman you need to be a woman that figured out how to sprout her up oh man if i pay my like fucking two pence to go see a freak show and there's a dude with a beard and a dress

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but did not enjoy. Which was neither cotton nor candy Some sort of perverse Melange of the two Or you'll be talking to my lawyer Mark Lemley Esquire Mark Lemley Esquire will have lots to say to you This is neither cotton nor candy

The executive order so that was uh like straight up i guess you know kind of uh i guess red meat for the base just being like straight up genders yeah yeah but also you know it's making me laugh because if we i was talking about the julia roberts thing a bit on stage this weekend in minneapolis that we were talking about i was saying that uh when it comes to, you know, because they're always like the liberal elites. I said, well, I'm sort of like that with gay stuff because I'm just like, I'm a liberal elite when it comes to gay stuff because I'm kind of like, yeah, do whatever you want. If you guys want to have sex, put dicks and asses in my house.

I'm like, not in my back door. Not in my back door. That's disgusting. We're drilling in Alaska was another one. Oh, there's tons, man. He was- All of the- Gulf of America.

Did you read the- Changing the maps. Didn't they feel like the executive orders felt like they should be reading Hulk Hogan's voice? Like, we're drilling in Alaska, brother. I mean, he could have. Hulk Hogan would have been- The Gulf of Mexico is now the Gulf of America, brother.

Brother. The executive orders didn't feel like should be read in that voice. Or maybe like Bruce Buffer, like the UFC. Yeah, that could be it. There was some, you know, Doge government, get back to work. No more fucking, you know, putting the Homer Simpson bird on your computer and kicking around. Yeah, yeah, coming back to work. I mean, he's doing all sorts of, he wants to rename.

No birthright. That one I don't think is going to stick. No, it doesn't seem like it seems you know i always think i always like uh this isn't even coming at it from a right wing or left wing point of view it's just like when because the birthright thing and this might be me not being a you know born in america as well but i never like for me as a canadian like when i would come to america i would never have thought that i was like oh if i have a kid like i could like come over the border on a trip when my wife's pregnant yeah like stay there for a month pop out the kid and then like my kid would have an american citizenship like

i would never even consider that i could do that yeah but canada is a good passport in a good country but there's people who are like from dog shit countries no but my point is not my point is that like it was it's such like a given and i guess the reason was before because they wanted to give the citizenship to all people that were formerly slaves so that was apparently in my opinion why i don't think that was the only reason i think it was like a manifest destiny element to it but again it's in the con it's in the constitution but it was an amendment it wasn't originally in it yeah yeah but it's the 14th yeah it's the 14th amendment and it's and it's been adjudicated by the supreme court because

there was a guy basically who was born in america whose parents were chinese uh illegal immigrants in the 1800s and he went back to china he was born in san francisco went back to china for like you know 10 years or something came back to san francisco the customs guy wouldn't let him in and he's like i'm an american the guy's just like i don't care you're chinese and there's probably when there's a lot of like anti-chinese sentiment for whatever and then he took it to the supreme court and they ruled in 1896 they're like that's an american citizen let him in and that's that so and that was that and that was that and well he said he's trying to reverse it he's trying to reverse it i i don't think he's gonna be successful personally we'll see no abortion stuff which i thought was probably i mean that's done yeah i mean yeah department

of education is going to the states no department of education anymore education that's happening uh yeah education is going to the states vivek sort of uh that was vivek's big one but he's donezo you know what it does seem like vivek did get thrown out of mega for shit that like a lot, like all the mega people are done with Vivek and for things that I would say tons of people have done more egregious. Uh, I guess his just really hit a sore spot. Yeah.

I mean, they just were, you're, you're like, yeah, you can't make all these enemies of people. This is just not a good look. So go be,

is that Vivek? Yeah does i don't know like uh but the department of education stuff that was like vivic's main shit yeah that was one of them but now he's just gonna be i guess the governor of ohio oh i saw that he's gonna be a governor well i think they were kind of like you know you're you're not welcome here anymore you kind of you kind of fucked up but you can't stay here and so he's just that dojing time it's his best move no more time for vivic uh so i don't know yeah grand opening grand closing it was a bit of a grand opening grand closing for vivic but yeah i don't know he didn't he could have probably apologized just like if you actually look back though in a year where you're like what he said what he said he was basically like you know i think that uh america has a bad culture and you know whatever we should all work harder and be more like immigrant

kids and whatever blah blah like in the grand scheme of things that people have done yeah for that you know what i mean are still like right in the mix you'd be like that's pretty mild yeah to be fucking like expelled i agree and i mean again there is an element of truth to it where it's just like america is this super wealthy nation and it just it is easier to live here than other places and it just makes people a little softer because it's just yeah but also i think the argument and we have world country we talked a lot about about this but there is the also the adjudication that like a lot of greatness i'll tell you what i i'll take me for example i've done bigger things than a lot of people that i grew up with that were like

all they did was study like really smart people that all they did was study and it was like well why is that and you go for one like i mean greatness doesn't and not to just say that i'm great or whatever but i'm saying like you're great thank you bro you're great man appreciate that dude fuck yeah but like people that do things that somewhat like change the world or change culture or have like company you know invent things don't aren't always the guy that studied really hard to be like a three hundred thousand dollar a year engineer. Well, you got into a field that has like greater optionality and greater ceiling, right? You're like, if you want to be a CPA, you're like, okay.

Right, but the- If you want to be a CPA, it's a big thing. But they work together. That's what I'm saying. It's not- You're saying those things like they don't combine. Like the kid that's parents turned them into like a study machine often doesn't leave the path. No.

So you are. Your parents beat you if you leave the path. Right. So you're kind of a lot of times his like way of thinking like, yes, I know he's talking about engineers and we do need engineers and stuff like that. But there is also the other part where you're like, yeah. And you invent conformists. Yeah. You don't.

Yeah. America is like where there's reason why america has more innovation than any other country and all the greatest everything and you can take risks here right but the people's immigrant kids are notorious for not taking that much risks yeah right so i think that that's the part that he was probably like missing yeah probably he's just like yeah america is that it's a class people to take risks and you know like wants you to take big shots and taking big shots often requires

the guy that didn't spend his entire year up till 25 just sitting at a computer and you might fail five times before like the you know the six times

is the time where you like hit it out of the park yeah and you need to have a certain temperament to fail yeah like you know there's obviously

the internet changed this a little bit where like a lot of the you know tech based CEOs there was guys that sat in their garage you know doing code or whatever but like a lot of them didn't you know and there is yeah there's like a certain quality that comes from someone that is willing to like fail and willing to like have people socially disapprove of what you're doing and not give a fuck. I mean, the classic thing was, if you look at the photos from the inauguration, it was

Bezos, Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, and Sundar, who's the- Poonshye? Poonshye or whatever. And it's like- Poontang, Sundar Poontang. Yeah, and they had the net worth, and Sundar's worth a billion, and the other guys are all worth 200 billion minimum, and the difference is that they created a thing thing and he just worked his way up to be the ceo yeah and so you need both but i think the denigrating of like a lot of the you know people that have done great things

especially in you know anything that like revolves around creativity which is honestly a lot of business things are also very creative fields in a way right like you know a lot of those people are like outside the box kind of guys yeah and you don't train outside of the box kind of guys by making them play piano for nine hours i think that's you know yeah maybe my my argument of what he missed but that being said like you know so yeah so what yeah so what i mean you know i i kind of was against him on that but i also think the punishment to him has been too large. Yeah. I mean, again, he still gets to probably be the governor of Ohio. It's not like the worst thing. And it was also a temporary job anyway.

It expires in a year. Well, that's what someone posted the meme, which was fucking hilarious. It was the Seinfeld meme where it was like he fires Kramer and he goes, you're fired. And he goes, I don't even really work here. Like Vivek did get fired from his fake job. Yeah. He got fired from a fake job and that was going to be 18 months. And now he's going to go just be the governor and stay in politics.

And he's, you know, kind of on track to maybe be president in 20 years. Yeah. People will forget about this and then go back. Whatever. Okay. So when they were getting rid of this stuff,

it does feel like it's always worth noting that in other countries, it's all still full blast. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. So this is Germany. Germany's neo-Nazi changes gender so he can go into the women's prison.

Yeah. And they do throw around Nazi pretty heavily there. I think he is in jail for like speech crime so who knows what he did but it is funny where this guy

basically made no changes just has a grew a beard grew a beard he made negative change and he's going to and he's going to go to the

women's prison and they're letting it happen yeah and it was like well I don't think they've it's a hundred percent he's going to the women's prison he's

applying for it and they're saying but the fact that it's a maybe is crazy yeah yeah and again you know it takes shit like this to topple the whole ideology because it'll you know if he does get allowed that people are going to start you know maybe waking up to being like this is kind of crazy and also you know the way that america dictates what a lot of stuff oh hell yeah happens in the rest of the world if if ever these people see in america they go yeah they're not doing this in america they might dig there gives them a pass to give them a pass but it also might make some fucking girl countries dig in their heels a

little more being like yeah exactly we're not america we actually are gay we actually do put our neo-nazis male neo-nazis in women's prison it's called progress bud you know who i actually disagreed with a little bit who was i i kind of like this guy you know the tennis player uh novak jokovic jokovic yeah i was yeah i'm glad you said it because i knew i was gonna say that wrong um but you saw his scandal right this the thing with the australian talked to him yeah so basically you know he did kind of stand up to everyone where he didn't want to get vaccinated and all that sort of stuff but then he goes to australia the australia bros are all kind of funny yeah so the the australian commentator dude all his serbian fans were there and then he was kind of

like trashing and being like ah jokovic sucks like he goes he's overrated all this yeah he's like i mean he's obviously sure but he's being an australian funny guy that's how australians are yeah they're funny culture he's like they all funny guy. That's how Australians are. Yeah. They're funny. Culture. He's like, they all, like, they're politicians joke around like that. I mean, I know the joking part, but it did seem like he was kind of taking a shot at him, which is crazy because- He was taking a shot at him, so what? It was- Yeah.

I mean, again, it's just like- I was on the Australian side there. He doesn't owe him a- He doesn't owe him like a, you know, giving him a sit down interview. Hey, there is no right or wrong here. The racism. He's allowed to do whatever he wants, and the other guy's allowed to do what he wants.

He used his leverage of, I'm the most important player in the world. I'm not doing interviews until that guy apologizes. Everyone's allowed to do it. To say he was racist against Serbian. But my point is, I was like, that guy doesn't seem very fun.

No. No, he's not. If one of my buddies did that, where the commentator made a joke and he was like i'm not doing an interview i would be like he made like to me i guess obviously on the joke side of things but to me i didn't love it yeah i thought it was kind of corny i mean whatever yeah it's it's one of those things where i'm like if i was him i would be like yeah i don't know i'm not he's flexing yeah i'm not doing it i think it was a culture class too because serbians

are very serious and Australians everything's a joke Yeah but also it's like he's dominated the Australian Open I think he has the most wins at the Australian Open So then go on the mic Which is why it's so ridiculous So go on the mic and rub it in the guy's face instead of being like He did an interview and he was like You know I didn't like that and I won't be doing an interview

Until he apologized What he should have done is be like Oh I'm the most overrated Let's pull up the stats Hey can we get that guy here yeah pull up the stats did you see that pal right yeah yeah i agree i agree he should have shit talked to him i don't think he has that personality he doesn't have the personality no he doesn't he's he's a very like robotic like he's very they're very serious and you know eastern europe or wherever serbia is

is that eastern europe yeah whoa the geography king okay uh you know what else though maybe i'm just like fucking uh starting to lose touch with um gen z or whatever but i saw david spade has a new special and he has this they released a clip and i literally i like i love spade right and his humor is so subtle right he? He's so small. Yeah. And I watched it and I was like, oh, it's pretty funny. I'm glad Spade's got a special. And he has a joke where, you know, he makes all the noise.

It's all noises and little fucking tiny things. But he goes, you know, yeah, he goes, he goes, someone, you know, whenever someone asks me like, oh, do you want to do cocaine? I'll always be like, ah, you know, I pause and I go, ah, you know, like, and he goes, why am I pausing? Like, I'm not going to do cocaine i'll always be like uh you know i pause and i go uh you know like and he goes why am i pausing like i'm not gonna do it but i have to seem cool so i'd be like you know ask me again in an hour whatever he does but he goes yeah yeah and it's all these little things i look at every comment they're like i guess this is what comedy is now like blah blah and i'm like do i just like guys like that because like i grew up with them and i'm like i think i

actually find him really funny like yeah but i was surprised i've seen his things and like just every fucking comment was like i guess this is passive for comedy and he was getting like annihilated and i was like i literally watched they're probably like when's you gonna ask the guy in the front audience what he does for work yeah exactly yeah i mean that's probably what they were dude i brought up like i mean again yeah there is like a age age thing in comedy for sure like i brought up dice at the stand the other day like no that's cool nobody knew who he was really yeah it's like dude most of the audience there was you know probably gen z they didn't like they didn't know who he was huh like i would that surprises me a little i mean dude if you're 25 you know who and was. Huh. That surprises me a little. I mean, dude, if you're 25, you know who Andrew Dice Clay is, unless you're a diehard

comedy fan. If you're some chick who's going to the fucking- Well, chicks, I know. But you're saying, or even a dude, you're going to this glitzy- He's the dude Italian. Who? The guy that doesn't. I'm saying if it was Italian, you would probably know.

Oh, yeah. I mean, Dice is Jewish, though. Yeah, but you know. He was the wop king i know that's true but uh hey oh but uh i honestly like it's just like that thing where people are like he's not super relevant anymore it's not like he's putting out specials on netflix and like yeah brought him up and people he's just like he's doing a set like he's just another guy on the show to be honest besides like you know 10 people there are like holy shit this is crazy

i'm like getting to see dice to a spot on the show he was he wasn't billed to be on the show he just showed up and did it and then everybody else is like who is this guy it's just like some weird old dude you know i made that and you know one of dice's big things that this is even howard stern said he thought that what what like uh killed dice's legacy a little bit is that he went out there and he goes i'm just joking it's all a character. Yeah. And I thought, I was kind of thinking that, you know,

we've talked about like when comedians go, oh, it's just jokes, people getting offended by jokes. Like even there was a little bit of, you know, like the Babylon Bee did a joke about Candace Owens where they're like,

she's an anti-Semite or whatever, right? Yeah. And there was like no joke there really. Yeah. But even if there was, you're like, well,

yeah, but you're making a point in a joke. Like if I made a joke where i'm just like you know uh like uh nation realizes how fat and disgusting your wife is and you're like oh it's just a joke and you're like well do you think that and you're like yes and then you're like well then that's a point that you think and you've also made a joke yeah you've also made a joke yeah you're making a joke at the expense of my wife right and you go yeah if if if you go like oh this guy's a fucking uh this guy always hits on everyone's wives and you're like wait do you think i hit on everyone's wives you're like don't get offended it's a joke and you're like do you think that yeah yeah it's and then there are jokes where you make like they compared it to the vivek one

because they do the joke about vivek and they're just like he works at 7-eleven you're like yeah but you don't think he works at 7-eleven exactly i go do you think he works at 7-eleven they go no do you think that you know kennedys always is anti-Eleven. I go, do you think he works at 7-Eleven? They go, no. Do you think that, you know, Ken Izzo is his anti-Semite? They would say yes. So I'm like, okay,

but they're not the same thing. And then to me, when people say just jokes, I always kind of think it would be the equivalent of like, you know a rapper that comes out

and he was like, you know, he'll be like, I fucking, you know what, you know how rappers are? And they'll be like, you know,

I robbed this guy. Yeah. Shot this guy. Give me some examples of things rappers might say rappers I killed my yeah I sold some drugs

sold some drugs but like if halfway through the song he was like this is just rap ladies and gentlemen this is not real oh come on

don't get offended this is just rap anyways so I'm killing him he came to my house you fucking get pop pop everybody just this is just jokes like not real like it would be like well then what is this yeah what

is this like you're so you think none of the stuff you're saying like obviously with satire you have a perspective so i'm not even trying to single out them it just came to my mind sure but it was i i feel like it's a million people do it on the internet especially like politically oriented comedians they make a joke that they think the point and then they say it's just jokes and you're like well so you don't think that and they go i do i do you go well then stand behind your point yeah of course i mean that's just i was toothless but i thought that was the rap analogy to me was kind of like the equivalent of like i mean that's late well then what is this if it's if you don't think it yeah exactly you go so it's and you're not making some sort of counterpoint like it's's better if you specifically don't believe it

and make a joke about it. Yeah, then it's that. Then that is actually a joke. You're doing a character that says these wild things that you don't believe, and you go, that's funny. Yeah, but if I'm like, oh, Danny Polachuk never pays for dinner, and I do a joke about that, and you're like, dude, I always pay for dinner.

I'm like, dude, I'm making a joke. Don't get offended. And you're like, well, why are you implying that I don't pay for dinner? And you're just like, well, it's a joke. Or like, yeah,'re like well why are you implying that i don't pay for dinner and you're just like what's a joke yeah or like yeah if i made you know you make some point about women you're like oh black people i think do it like this and white people do it like this you know black people they be i think you're a jameson i can't remember whatever i can't remember his joke but whatever if you go that and you go oh do you think that black people and white people dance differently and you go no they don't they dance exactly the same and you go so what what are you

saying then joke yeah i don't know i just thought it was a funny joke you go so you don't think there's any truth to that you go none okay well that's not good comedy yeah yeah exactly great anyways it's not just them it's it's yeah it's a million people do that but i always kind of yeah i don't know yeah gen z comedy is i guess it's a million people do that, but I always kind of... Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, Gen Z comedy is, I guess, it's different. I don't know. They don't like Spade? They didn't like Spade, man. But again, they're like, they probably...

If you're 25 years old, what do you know David Spade from? It wasn't just Gen Z people, I guess. Maybe I'm just saying that, but I didn't check their ages. I guess, yeah. I don't know. Well, I mean, nobody who has been watching Spade, because from the sounds of it, that just is he's

doing what he's done forever he's just that's yeah that's it's like time he's his comedy's tiny yeah but i'm like that's just that makes it good but it's also like his brand and it's what he does and it's what he's always done he hasn't changed his comedy yeah he's very endearing yeah so then people are just like yeah he's like this famous guy i don't know what he's from yeah david spade can say something rickett gervais has this a little bit but david spade can like say a sentence that nate bargazzi has this too they can say a sentence that like if most comedians say this you'd be like what that wasn't anything that wasn't anything and they can say it and you're like that's really funny yeah yeah certain people just have that quality i do not

have that quality i need like big juicy jokes yeah i have to you know yeah you can't just like i can't you know no i can't just say a thing cutesy love to love to i wish i could be like oh yeah like if i was just like you know and then i walked over here yeah we get zero laughs zero yeah what the fuck everyone like what the fuck was that but i like it this is not me denigrating though yeah it's basically one of my, yeah. What the fuck? Everyone's like, what the fuck was that? But I like it. This is not me denigrating that. I like Spade. Spade's like one of my favorite comics.

Yeah, he's the best. Okay, so Trump meme coin. Yep. By the way, one guy came up to me at my show and he goes, tell Danny, I fucking,

when meme coin popped off, I put 50 bucks in and I made two Gs. Guy told me he made two Gs. On Jubear? Yeah, and he told me he paid his rent. He goes, I paid for oh no what was it he something he was like oh i paid my rent for the next two months on fucking jube love it love that funny yeah because it's in the gutter right now yeah i'm sure there's lots of other people that are like my family can't eat because i had one

guy danny tweeted me yesterday and it was like literally like please sir i lost my final 150 dollars in jubear coin could you please give me money and i'm like who the fuck put their last 150 that's not what danny said danny said hey message me here just send me 50 more i'll double it everybody right now if you send me 150 i will send you 300 with the jubear coin here's my wallet address I heard because I heard different I was trying to

you know everyone has their political version but I was trying to talk to I was trying to feel out different crypto people and what they feel and some people were like well this is him

making good on his promise because he said he was going to be a crypto guy and he released a coin he's stress testing Solana on the biggest launch ever this is what I heard some people say

and then the other people which was my instinct it was like this is another scam to steal from 100 another scam i i mean like to do this two days before the inauguration as the president united states and again he those were the final two days he could do it i'm a melania coin guy personally you're not gonna offend me okay well to do it like two days before the inauguration is crazy but it was his only opportunity to last like for the you know to cash in for the next four years he can't even mention it they actually asked him about it yesterday about it he goes oh i don't really know much about it and they go sir you're 95 of your current network is tied to this. What do you mean? You haven't heard of it. You made,

you were up at one point, $56 billion. You haven't heard about this. And he goes, news to me. He goes, Oh, that's stuff.

He goes, that's doesn't. All right. Like he kind of was like playing stupid about the whole thing. He's not allowed to mention it, but he launched it. It obviously went insane. Like literally dude dude there were some people i was seeing like people put in a million dollars like in the first like you know minute of it and cashed out for like 300 million

like two days later like there were people who made absolute fortunes from this shit but it took why didn't you i didn't see it because you had to he posted about on truth social and then what but here's the thing by the time i saw the tweet because i was because i was sick actually would you have traded it if you saw it well uh oh yeah for sure but when i saw it i saw it it was like eight dollars and then the first thing i did because i'm stupid i guess and maybe trying to think about this too logically and not like in a big enough like scheme or whatever was i went and looked at his true social stock uh djt and it had a market cap of eight billion dollars and i go well that's a real company it's worth eight billion dollars

and then i looked at trump coin and it was worth eight billion dollars and i go well that's probably about as high as it'll get why would it go much more than the actual company that's like a real company and not just like this nothing so then i just was like i'm not gonna buy it i'll probably just like lose money on it so i so i just avoided it and then it you know went up 10x from there essentially but then melania lost so much and tanking like out of nowhere just be like you know what i'll put a fucking thousand bucks in this thing and you're now i'm like i'm fucking multi-millionaire it's like, many people that happened to them. It's so crazy.

Yeah, like many people. It almost pisses you off. It's impossible to not just hear that like, all these people did this little thing and now they all have $20 million and not just be like, fuck you. Dude, crypto Twitter was like. It's impossible for it not to like just annoy you.

Oh, dude. Some crypto people were just like in shambles but it was like yeah i was like away from my phone for two out my computer for two hours and i missed out on like well once in a lifetime i guess there's a lot of people that are the other side of that where they're like yeah i put in a million dollars and now i have 50 oh yeah there's people who bought a million dollars at or you know put in a million dollars when it was 60 bucks and yeah i need to hear those stories to balance it out yeah i mean look there's no shortage of people who probably lost money on it but then melania names i don't know they're all anonymous but melania lost she launched her

token and then literally just like people were like what there's a melania token now and then it just cut the price of trump coin in half in like 10 minutes like it's just like trump and it broke solana like solana just like stopped working because it was like the oh i thought the stress test worked no well i guess after some point but in the like at in the moment like it was a shit show because everybody was trying to get out like it was it was crazy but i mean it's ridiculous i don't it's a very trump thing to do you know with his hundred thousand dollar watch and his fucking guitars. Yeah, sausages.

Sausages and his socks and just all that shit. Name you name it, he's selling it. I don't think he sold any of the tokens. He has 80%, so I guess it's a lottery ticket for him. It proves that he's going to be a very- You know who he is? He's like the band that AFI you know uh you're like afi or misfits kiss like kiss yeah kiss i was just trying to go with the obvious example but like

misfit because kiss was always sort of corny so maybe it is a better example where you're just like this entire thing is just like you know they're in every fucking store every booth in every mall every kiss tourist attraction shop yeah trump coffin you name it they're selling it yeah but anyways it was it's a very on brand thing for him to do everybody was like this is a bad look you're like i don't know dude i'll tell you what the fucking tiktok ban legitimately there were people that were actually like losing their fucking mind i bet someone committed suicide i mean i get if you had a business on there where they're just like,

I had a business and they take, that sucks, obviously, right? And this is, I was kind of thinking it's the same thing as, you know, when people talk about like Argentina or even like places in the Middle East where they're like, their big problem is no one can invest there.

I feel like that about Canada a little bit. Like you're like, the government's so unpredictable. They could just be like, hey, here's another $20,000 tax on foreign ownership. Like whatever, right? Yeah. So it's hard for people to invest in these places because the

government is unpredictable where people built these whole businesses and then you're just like oh gone you know what i mean yeah so i get that part of it but there's there was people that weren't even that that are just like they're used to scrolling every day and i have an article right here what will happen to your body if tiktok is banned experts warn of serious withdrawal among serial scrollers and they're actually saying that people and i know some people that were like kind of irritated by it and i've been sending them this saying look at this what you have anxiety irritability insomnia depression cravings uh quit smoking profound negative mood mood swings that people were having this. Literally nicotine withdrawal. It's just like quitting darts.

They were going through withdrawal. Yeah, literally. Yeah. I mean, I was at the stand and there was all these girls there and they were all like, I just keep opening it just like habitually. They're like, my life's over. I just keep opening it. I can't believe it every time I open it.

I mean, it does suck. Dude, if like fucking YouTube just got nuked, I wouldn't be happy. If that's that for them, those people. Yeah, hell no. But I know a lot of people on all different sides of that one you know i mean the tiktok thing's weird because now he's trump's like yeah we'll bring it back but the u.s government's gonna own half i don't know what the fuck that was that was he basically was like look if we don't allow it it's worth nothing he's like if we allow it it's worth a trillion dollars so he's like we should get a slice of the pie yeah it's weird that the u.s

government the fuck is nationalized half of tiktok yeah i thought that was silly it's like they're selling why are you involved yeah why are you involved i mean i you know you can give the go-ahead give a go-ahead to some american company well the big narrative on tiktok is apparently mr beast is actually making a bid for it i saw beast is always trying to get his little fucking beastie fingers yeah you know what you should tell Beast? This is what the government should actually tell Beast and be like, we've said that you're allowed to make a bid on TikTok. You just have to stay in this circle for 400 days.

You just have to have your hand on this Lamborghini for the next two years. And if you fucking, you pull your hand off, you don't get TikTok. You know what I mean? Give Beast a little taste of his own medicine. Yeah, Mr. Beast,

you're definitely in the running. You just have to stay in this fucking circle for the next 350 days. Eating only beans. See how fucking Beast likes that. Call you fucking Mr. Beans. We'll call you Mr. Bean. That would be good. Yeah, and then you have to put the money down,

and if you lose, we give it to Mr. Bean. So Mr. Bean, Rowan Atkinson gets your money if you can't stand the circle. $20 billion if you can't complete the challenge. Well, you said

you want TikTok. Let's fucking find out. See how badly you want it. How badly do you want it, Beast? And then forget about him after 350 days when he comes out and be like,

oh, fuck, we forgot. Give Beast a taste of his own medicine. We sold it to Oracle. Larry Ellison bought it. Sorry, buddy. Yeah, I don't know.'t know so yeah but i've seen a lot the big narrative is that the anti-israel stuff is like a huge factor in this some people are just

like you know uh on some people don't say that they say that uh no this is like a foreign government and they do all sorts of sort of like we we have buddies that were saying like, dude, they've tried to hack like every American company. Yeah, I mean, we all know... The CCP is constantly hacking. And taking billionaires and making them disappear. Yeah.

So Zuckerberg and all these people were getting bitched around by the Biden administration. But it's another thing, Biden. It's like, you go, Zuckerberg didn't want to censor misinformation. It's like, oh, you never hear about Zuckerberg any again.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go, whatever happened to that guy? You go, he's doing karate in hell. He's a fucking gulag right now exactly right in karate and air karate yeah i mean i i don't know i guess they're probably gonna save it they seem obviously like tiktok is like we don't want to sell it but they're just gonna force their hand i mean they obviously showed them they're like we mean business they did remove it for 12 hours yeah i guess it was it was a fucking weird ass like it was a weird ass three days to come back yeah i know yeah it didn't come

back right away i know it was it was like a bizarre turn of events where it felt like fuck like like they actually did it yeah well nobody thought they were gonna do it i still i i during the whole thing everyone i was talking to it was like even when it was gone, I was about to go on stage And then I saw TikTok was done Obviously cried for a second or two You know, no, I did, I dropped to my knees No, I dropped to my knees, I said No!

And then I go, the show must go on I said the show must go on I went on stage But during that whole period, every person I talked to I said, I still Think it's coming back ASAP. I just don't. I never really believe that TikTok's ever going to be gone. And you know my theory we talked about last week because I don't think Trump wants.

I think he wants to be the hero that brought it back. Yeah, for sure. For sure. They'll figure out some kind of deal. I don't think, though, they're just going to let the Chinese government. It's not going to stay as is. They're not going to allow it. Well, another funny thing is a lot of TikTok people went on there and they were like final day and they go

i'm going to tell you all my secrets all my videos were fake and all this sort of shit and then it came back an hour later and they're just like anywho yeah they're like uh we also follow you on instagram so yeah people thought what we were just gonna do in this case is just go over to instagram and follow you there. Also, it was funny that the people that went over to Red Note, a lot of them were finding out that they would put non-binary in their title and just get deleted. They're just like, huh, maybe America's not as fast as some of these compared to other places as much as we thought they were. Still the greatest. Still on top.

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