The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Elon Musk Won't Stop Having Kids & A Man Says he Sleeps With Ethnic Women To Stop Racism

Episode Date: February 20, 2025

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So recently I've seen multiple articles detailing the desire for men to have sex for upwards of 10 minutes. Excuse me? And that's just the backward society we live in where somehow your body getting a job done in an efficient time frame is somehow considered negative. Are you sure you're reading that right? Because if you're taking upwards of 10 minutes to produce sperm, you should probably go to a doctor. Yeah, when you tell your body that it's time to go, that sperm should be ready ASAP. Not dilly-dallying, not checking TikTok, and doing everything other than completing the task. Sex shouldn't operate like a government bureaucracy. Bingo. Taking a process that should

take seconds tops and then dragging it out arbitrarily with red tape, regulation, and I guess multiple committees? By the way, turn sex into the DMV at your own risk. Because in prehistoric times, when predators roamed, if you couldn't finish, you would be finished. Well, this wasn't a topic back then because delayed ejaculators would be removed from the gene pool.

As were people who took nine hours to eat an apple. But in this one area, women decided that inefficiency is a virtue? One thing I actually do to ensure efficiency is I set an hourglass timer for 2.5 minutes, making sure I'm wrapped and clothed by the time it runs out. As well as every month, taking that timer to a glass worker to remove four seconds of sand. Keep you on your toes. I like to order Uber Eats and slot all fornication into the time between the driver buzzing into my apartment and him knocking on the apartment door. One second, that's my ex calling.

Let me guess, you're going to be late on the alimony payment again. The last. The do. The pros. The homies. The do. The boys cast. And the boys cast is here. Yes, we are. You already know what it do, what it does, what it did. You already know what it did, you know what it does, and you already know what it did, too.

Here we go. Just fucking get things kicked off. A man with only one wife. Okay, that's good. He's faithful. But a man with three women, that's three times more faithfulness than the beta with only one wife. I'm listening. You can't get more faithful than that.

I've seen that Muslim chick around. What's her deal? I don't know. She's just like a crazy based Muslim chick. Is that what it is? I guess. I guess if any Muslim chick that's just about Muslim stuff is based by American standards. Exactly.

She's just like a Muslim chick on Instagram. That's so funny, though, just being in the other room, having your wife listen to that. You're like, what are you listening to? But if you have four wives, you're actually four times more faithful. I'm trying to figure out how to be more faithful, honey. I'm religious now. I mean, I've always been faithful, but I'm trying to be more faithful. Yeah, I'm really honing up on how to be the most faithful.

It's like, you know how you love me being 100% faithful? Well, if we could do one-on-one. I'm 400% more faithful. I feel like we could kick up the faithfulness a notch or two. Exponentially, we could do one-on-one 400 more faithful i feel like we could kick up the faithfulness a notch or two exponentially we can increase the faithfulness 4x you know you know how i told you i was gonna 4x my portfolio you know how that didn't work yeah you know it works for grant cardone 10x your faithfulness yeah so she's cooking around the internet yeah i can see those getting some views yeah Yeah. Hey, if you haven't checked out

the Fat Wife support group sketch that me, Danny, and Derek, Dom, and Jared did, I think that's some of our best work. Check it out. Definitely check that one out. I just got back from Phoenix, and I got one pretty funny one for you. Which, by the way, also,

me and Danny in Vancouver, there's only like 10 tickets left, so maybe by the time this is, you know, you missed out. Also, Portland's got a few, then Tacoma, Los Angeles, San Jose, they're all doing pretty good. Ryan Long, Comedy.com, Los Angeles, we added another one. There we go.

And I'll be in Vancouver, Edmonton, April, May, DannyComedy.com. So, JJ, we're on stage, right? And so, JJ goes on stage, and you know his whole thing's like, piglets this, piglets that, calling the girls, I'm not a pervert stuff. So, he goes on stage, you know his whole things like piglets this people. Yeah, I call the girls I'm not a pervert sir So he goes on stage and then he was some girl it was like they're all the shows were pretty good But then there was this one girl in the audience and he was like he starts chatting with the crowd and he goes Is this you is this your pig wife here?

Because this your little piglet wife or something like that and then you guys goes what and then the girls Is this your little piglet wife or something like that? And then the guy goes, what? And then the girls, everyone in the crowd is just like, what the fuck? And then he goes, no, no, no. You guys don't worry. I call all girls piglets. Yeah, he goes, this is my catchphrase. He's trying to explain, like, no, you don't understand.

Guys, I know that everyone got weird right now. You don't understand. I call every girl pigs. And they're like, that's not better. I feel this. The whole room was just like, what? not better. I feel this. The whole room was just like, what? Oh, man. Oh, yeah. How long have you been together?

And this is your little piglet wife here? He's like, no, it's not because I think she's fat. JJ's like, have you seen my Instagram? They're like, no. They're like, we haven't. He goes, oh. Yeah, that's a big part of it. You would have had to have seen about my last 50 videos.

You have to be following me. For the context here. You have to be following me. For the context here. You have to be following me yelling in the camera. No, you don't understand. This is actually really normal for me to call someone's wife a piglet. It's like, why does that make it better? They're like, JJ forgets. You're like, some people just buy tickets to comedy shows.

We've become so disconnected from that reality. Sure. Some people go, oh, what do you want to do on Saturday? Go, oh, let's go to the comedy club who's playing no idea let's just go to the comedy club as a thing to do you go you know any of these people no this is your little fucking fat yeah i couldn't see their faces but we actually i'm sure I have an idea what it was like. You know what? I thought it was film.

Maybe I can cut that clip because I have the audience. It was crazy. I almost went out and apologized, but I was just like, I'm not going to even address it. Yeah, I'm just not going to address it. Fucking piglet. You fucking idiots don't understand about me calling everyone a piglet. It's not normal. Yeah, that's what I call them.

Is this your fat, gross wife? No, I call women fat and gross. This is not. Was she a little chunky? I don't know that one. JJ said she was normal. Oh, okay. Because that's the thing.

It's obviously worse if she's fat. Yeah, she's like a rail. You go, come on. If you go pick out the fattest chick there, he goes, is this your piglet wife? Definitely. I mean, JJ, people carry guns in the United States. You fucking forget

about i know i'll tell you what though when i was on the plane again we started getting turbulence you know the thing where you feel like you're on a roller coaster with all the planes crashing man it's actually stresses you out now i know you think and i never you're looking up like what manufacturer of your plane is and stuff well what i do is i always i always come to peace with the fact that this is it like there's been three times where i've like okay well you know that's it you know fine we've had a good run you know the chances odds got me i put it on the line get it on this plane and it's over it's still so insanely safe dude the thing you sent me last night i was fucking crying oh the endeavor the thing so so the planes have been crashing all over and pearson airport it's like the first crash

in 20 years plane goes upside down yeah basically it landed so hard from what i understand the plane because i guess like you know they like lift up a little bit to take like the pressure off of the landing gear whatever but it just slammed into the ground so hard that the landing gear just buckled. And then basically the right landing gear broke on the back, and then the right wing just popped off and it fucking just spinned around. Oh, God.

Yeah, no fatalities. That part I didn't get, yeah. Dude, the craziest part is the people who are just videotaping themselves. They pull out their phone. They're like, I gotta get a fucking reel. That's the world we're living in who are just videotaping themselves. They pull out their phone. They're like, I got to get a fucking reel. That's the world we're living in. We're living in a fucking content world.

I can definitely see myself hanging upside down. Phone, hand me my phone. Hand me my phone. Oh, do you have to call your wife? No, no. I need to do it. I'm not a pervert, Sketch. Not a pervert, but you can see some of the Zumbas when you're upside down.

Yeah, when you're upside down, man, they're fucking hanging, dude. A lot of cleavers when you're hanging upside down. So I was in a plane. I know I always do. It goes down and I go, okay, you know, if that's that, that's that. I'm pretty good at coming to peace with dying nowadays when you're driving on these planes. There's been one crash in 9-11, commercial giant

like a jump. But all these other small crashes, so I've been looking it up. There's been conflicting opinions because someone told us they were like no it's actually not more crashes it's just you see more but i've been i keep looking it up and asking different ais like hey is crashes actually going up and they're saying yeah yeah well there's been a lot of like you know there was the one in scottsdale where it was an accident on the tarmac where two planes like collided like clipped wings or something yeah like there was another one today in in phoenix i believe uh where two people did die but a lot like small planes is dangerous

we had someone call into the i think the bathhouse last week right and he's basically like he works in airlines and stuff and he's essentially like if you own like a prop plane where you're just like a private pilot like you can maintain that however you want there's no like faa strict rules around like right you have to do all this this and this like if you're just like yeah i don't really care about maintaining my plane that much it's just like yeah roll the dice roll the dice risk is on you and those planes crash all the time like if you own a little plane i remember when i went to a wedding in telluride in um colorado last summer two summers ago and they have this this uh like in tellurica it's like a mountain like ski town and so all the rich people they all have places there and so they have this

tiny little airport so i've never seen anything just for their neighborhood just for like the rich people right but it's um i've never seen anything like it so it's a short runway because like on top of a mountain it's like a specifically short runway because it's all they could build so the um the runway at the end of it like and you're basically flying off of a mountain has a lip that goes up to give the the the plane like a little extra juice to get to get going and the guys there were like in the winter it's a ramp yeah it's a ramp literally a ramp yeah yeah it has a ramp and so he's like in the winter time he's like there's crashes like these little private jets are crashing all the time. I told you when I was in Honduras,

they announced on the thing, they go, they said it was the shortest airport in the world. Why would you tell us that? Trickiest landing in the world. Buckle up. It was the shortest airport. I looked it up. It was like the most fatalities. Honduras is not where you want to be. Nah.

It was going on and on. A lot of people have been saying that Well it's because of light There's a political angle from both Because the left wing political angle now is Trump got rid of safety requirements That quickly Yeah I don't believe that one

The right wing angle is that it's diversity stuff And like lax restrictions or whatever I think you have to do it case by case Because there is ones where people keep saying They try to make blanket statements. Like I've seen a lot of people have been like, oh, as if it's because of diversity or whatever, because of their lax standards or whatever.

And you go, well, look. You go, was that pilot like the thousandth pilot that they wouldn't have got in if they didn't get all these other people? Then you're like, well, there's a case to be made. If that wasn't the case. Yeah, like was there a pilot with 5,000 more hours, but how happened to be a guy?

You have to just look case by case. And they had 1,000 hours. Well, you sent me this a guy? You have to just look in case my cat is. And they had 1,000 hours. Well, you sent me this thing. I thought it was like an air can of flight, I guess. Or it was Delta operated by- No, it was Delta operated by this little airline called Endeavor. They do short trips. Literally, you sent me this last night.

I watched it. I burst out laughing. Go check the Endeavor Air TikTok page. It hasn't been removed yet. I mean, you think they should remove it. Or they're going to lock it or something. So is the deal that they're all feminine? But they go, what we really need is a feminine.

We need something like a phenomenon. What were they saying? A feminine. They had a whole sketch of an feminine girl. And then they go, there's another girl. She's like, click, click. And then she's in her pilot outfit. And then she goes goes find a girl that can do both she's in her pilot outfit and she snaps her fingers then she's in her ball gown yeah yeah it's very like female

empowered airline so this is the girl aka most dangerous airline in america coincidence i don't know i mean even if it's those are nude no dudes in the airline? No, no, there are. So I actually saw, there was a thing going around Twitter today that was like leaked, like, I don't know if it's the manifest or what, but like, it's like a screenshot of like from the control tower

and it had the names of the pilots. I was trying to find that out. They don't want to give it to you. No, I found it. So the first officer, which is not the, I think it's pilot in charge. There's like, cause there's two pilots.

The main pilot was a dude. The first officer was a woman, was a woman. Some people are saying that the first officer, the woman landed up. I'm one of those people. But like, why? If that's the case, you're like, why? You're like, you're coming into Pearson. There's crazy crosswinds.

It's fucking blizzard. And he's just like, you know what? I think you're ready for this. Do you think it's possible that she was saying, no, fine, you just do it. I guess I'll just never land a plane ever. Yeah, I guess just look out the window the whole time just like I do every time. I mean, the interesting

wrinkle would be to find out if they're... Is that something you want to do to land it? It's like, well, if you think that I'm ready, I bet if you don't think I'm ready. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The interesting wrinkle would be if they find out they're in some sort of relationship. That'll be funny. They were fighting. Yeah, they were fighting. Fuck, you fucking landed fucking laid the plane good have you ever seen that scene in wayne's world where they're like garth and wayne are on the car and they're yelling as the plane goes yeah well if you want to like her instagram photo then why don't you fucking and you don't even want to

come to me my mother maybe he's no maybe he's landing the plane and she's like just you know quietly going down and just landing the plane he goes a little turbulent she goes who's Kim He's just Hold on This is one Girls come on Leave the saving of the world

To the men I don't think so I don't think so I almost died It just starts and goes Girls Leave the flying to the men I don't think so I don't think so.

I don't think so. When you have an unmanned flight crew. They're having fun. They're endless of these. It's not like one. Basically, it's a lot of they're changing their clothes. Their whole brand. And bragging about how they're doing that.

Their whole brand was like, yeah, we don't have men flying. I mean, it is one of those things, though. It's kind of like if you get in a big fight with your chick about directions and you're like, my way is better, and then you get lost. You do have to eat that. Yeah, of course. You know what know what i mean you go we did it my way it didn't work out you're right yeah you have to you have to give it your right whereas if it's the same thing as if you make a tiktok being like that's fucking right yeah i can drive the plane and then you and then you're like this wasn't like a garden variety like crash where it's like you know maybe the

landing gear broke and it kind of like skidded it's like, you know, maybe the landing gear broke and it kind of skidded. If you see the crash, flames everywhere. The wing falls off. It lands upside down. This is not a... Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's kind of like when you let your wife drive the car and that's how it comes back.

Upside down, huh? Find a pilot who can do both. Fly and crash yeah i was asking though you know when whenever there's like a school shooting obviously first question everyone on the internet's like what's the race you know what i mean yeah that's every time there's a crash now i'm always like what's the gender all right come on give me some of that good stuff question worth knowing you hit the jackpot with this one, though. Oh, yeah, I know. That's a good one.

Yeah. Find a pilot who can do both. I always think it's funny, too, because... I'd like a pilot to do one thing, please. You know that some of the pilots have the... Or some of the people on the planes have the pride flags on? Yeah, yeah. It's always funny, because you're just like, we know.

Yeah, yeah. It would be like a... Oh, a male flight attendant has a pride flag? There was a guy really fucking yelling and screaming as we were walking It would be like, oh, a male flight attendant has a pride flag? There was a guy really fucking yelling and screaming as we were walking in being like,

all right, guys, make sure you put your bag... And he was like, the full accent at the top of the lungs and just saying it'd be funny to go over and be like,

can you shut the fuck up? You know how fucking frightened I am right now? Make him flinch. You know how scary flying is? I don't need this shit. On the topic topic took away mo buddy sick scary uh the first second so i took them like all weekend long do they have them up

near the club now when i was there last year they didn't have them that far north no no no no no you were at staying at the condo yeah you can't get them in the subdivisions yeah oh no no they didn't no when we went no so they've expanded when we went you had to go into phoenix proper like no you got stale didn't have them you could get it at the club you just couldn't get it you couldn't get them at the club last year okay yeah they would they didn't because i was actually going to go into because me and derrick went and watched a spring training game and we were going to actually like i wanted to get one but they didn't go that far i I mean, it's better. Yeah. You go, this is better.

I don't know. Okay. There's a bit of a human. The first time you drive it, you are a little like, this is fucking future, man. Yeah. It is shocking that you're like, I'm in the fucking future. Do you like miss some guy on speakerphone? Like, are you like, do you play a recording just to make yourself feel comfortable?

Then I was taking them all weekend and I got got home. Long flight, delayed four hours, and I'm in the airport. I finally get to my thing. You know, I've been seven, eight hours in airports. Longer, actually. Probably like ten hours in airports and airplanes. I get on the Uber, hour from JFK back. Guy talks in a different language. The other time, Indian dude had

the fucking hairdo, like, you know, the Pauly D, where it's just like blow-dried up. Basically looks like the South Park characters when they become jersey shore it's like insane right okay and he's just a full hour top and the last thing first of all listen to someone else like like i said if you're if you're just anywhere in public and someone's doing a loud phone conversation it's annoying obviously when it's a different language it becomes like more irritating yeah like just hearing i actually prefer i prefer a different language because you think you can tune it out well you can tune it out because you don Yeah. Like just hearing it. I actually prefer, I prefer a different language because-

You think you can tune it out a little easier. Well, you can tune it out because you don't understand it. So it's actually closer to music where you go, it's easier to tune out because there's no words.

Well, the truth is you only get it in a different language because no one has the audacity to have an hour conversation with someone in front of you. I don't know if you have a look about you or what,

but every time I take an Uber, if they have a phone call, they always say, is it okay if I take a phone call's the look about me this guy's a bitch i don't know hey i'm just asking questions they look they go you know what i he's not gonna say shit this bitch ain't gonna say shit i'm just asking questions he's gonna take it like the bitch that he is i don't know because they always ask me they go can i take a phone call i don't know when you're in there you're just like all the that's been, you know, the crashes are lower. You're just like,

I don't have to talk to someone. You can do whatever you want. You can have conversations in the car where you're like, I'm not doing this in front of a guy. You know what I mean? Of course.

It's like, they're all minivans, right? What's the downside? No, this is like a normal midsize, I don't know. What's the downside? I don't get what the downside is potentially.

Well, when they become sentient and drive you into a fucking cliff. the thing is they can get hacked but and also i thought this like certain times there you have like a person-to-person request where you're like hey can we stop at that convenience store yeah you know what i mean if you're doing a longer one you might be like yo do you want to stop in there for a second i'll buy you a coffee if you know what i mean you can't do it there are times where you just want a human where you're just on the move you get to control it you you control your own music in the thing that's pretty sweet i'm telling you there's like there's definitely four or five things that are better about it but yeah for me i was like oh the future

is actually sick yeah so back on my my doomerism where you go okay so they're not even gonna be drivers people have been accusing you being a doomer in the comments i don't know if you noticed that said i've been a doomer i've been the first person to admit i've been a doomer well i haven't been in oh you fucking look in the mirror with those fucking that dick every morning what's the point of living you take a peek at that stick you're like we're all fucking doomed man that's the point of living there's no point anymore but uh anyway so there's not even gonna be uber drivers or cab drivers that's a lot of people losing their jobs there's a hundred thousand uber drivers in new york city they're probably gonna fight that every step of the way though because a lot of people that are losing their fucking work.

Yeah. So that's 100,000 just in New York City. It's bizarre how, you know how they say things happen very slowly, then all at once? Yeah. This is starting to feel like the all at once. Yeah, yeah. We're in the acceleration phase. Even Peter Thiel says the last 15 years was kind of, you know, there seems to be no material

like real changes in the real world. It's all just like your phone gets a little Oh the camera's 1% better And now it's $18,000 right Whereas now it was like There's no more Google, there's no more fucking drivers Now it feels like

The happening quick phase in my opinion Yeah I agree Also I got into it with ChatGPT again Because ChatGPT lies to you a lot That's one thing everyone needs to be worried about Because I'll tell you, I agree. Also, I got into it with ChatGBT again, because ChatGBT lies to you a lot. Yeah. That's one thing everyone needs to be worried about, because I'll tell you, I do these things. I've had this three times in a row where I asked it. You know how you said I was fighting with it?

Yeah, you're fighting with your girl. I was asking questions about a tax plan and this and that. I'm always doing things, right? I'm always checking in. I go, this and this and this. I go, okay, but I thought it would be higher because of this. And it goes, good catch. Actually, that would be higher because of this and it goes, good catch.

Actually, that would be factored in so that would make it right and I go, it says good catch to me. I go, so what are you then? Yeah. I mean,

it's not God, right? If you're just a buddy that I can ask things but like your opinion's not worth that much, then like, what are we doing? Yeah,

I mean, you pay 20 bucks a month for it. Okay, but it should say I'm not sure. Yeah, I it should say I'm not sure. Yeah, I agree. It should say not sure. I'm just a stupid fucking computer.

What the hell do I know? Instead, there's a level of, like, certainty that it comes at you with. Yeah, yeah, like, Jack J.P.D.'s like, you know, it doesn't say anywhere in the Income Tax Act that you have to pay your taxes, Ryan. Don't worry about it. Wesley Snipes, Ryan. Yeah, dude, and I go, I'm like, well, what about this thing? And then I go, well, what are the other things that you're missing out on? Sure.

It's just having a conversation with a person. Yeah, I wonder how much of it is correctly prompting. Because that's essentially like if you don't correctly prompt. Are you victim blaming me? There's things lying in my face and you're like, you prompted it bad? I don't know. Just asking questions. I'll tell you another thing.

So this is on the topic of how quickly things are moving california approves rules that turn sewage into drinking water okay so that's i'm gonna put that and chalk that up in the doomerism it's literally water world yeah i know we're literally living in water world there's like you're gonna eat the bugs you're gonna drink the piss we, you're going to drink the piss. We're all drinking Orbitz now, but the Orbitz balls are shit. Honestly. Everybody's like, bring back Orbitz. And they go,

okay, we brought back Orbitz, but the balls are shit. Because basically, they have all these like water problems, but your toilet always has water. So they're like, precious fucking liquid gold.

Wasn't that the Bill Gates thing? Didn't Bill Gates do something where he drank the shit water? Bill Gates was always out drinking shit. So this is a Bill Gates thing. Bill Gates' ideas are so crappy. Man, he wants us to drink the shit water. Elon Musk's ideas, as far as billionaires

go, Elon Musk is kind of like, you know, more like, hey, what if we have cars that drive faster? What if we get rid of traffic with tunnels? He didn't finish that one, but his ideas on paper do seem helpful. Bill Gates' ideas are like, what if I could eat a log of shit? What if there's mosquitoes everywhere?

The transporting stuff. Everyone's a mosquito now. Yeah. How about we could just put protein and shit and then you could eat your shit. Yeah. Bill Gates's ideas really stink, man. Not the best. Not the best.

None of his ideas. Every single one of his ideas, you're never like, like there's never an idea where you're like, oh, that'd be sick. I mean, the problem is he peaked at like Windows 95. Remember how big of a piece of shit Windows XP was? Remember that? And it was so bad. And he's just been trying to reclaim that juice of Windows 95.

His ideas are bad. He's like, what if we can eat hair? You know what I mean? Every time you go to haircut, you can throw all that hair out. What if we could turn that into food? You're just like, take a break, Bill. Yeah, go move to fucking Africa. You know what the problem is? He used to be able to go to Epstein's Island and now that he doesn't have his release he's just in the lab yeah yeah actually we need to bring back epstein's island for him he's making him way more diabolical yeah because he

hasn't before he used to probably like he was when he was on epstein's island a lot yeah he was probably a little less pushy with his ideas oh for sure because he's like you know what i'm fucking gonna be spending a week on the island maybe i should fucking hang it low for a little bit you probably have voice of reason jeffrey epstein to kind of like for sure. Because he's like, you know what? I'm fucking going to be spending a week on the island. Maybe I should fucking hang it low for a little bit. And you probably have a voice of reason, Jeffrey Epstein, to kind of bring him back, where he's like, you know what? Maybe we should drink shit water. Exactly. That's a stupid idea. You ever have a real crazy drunk night where you wake up and

you're like, fuck, what did I say last night? You know what I mean? That was probably Bill Gates. He was coming back home with three weeks of energy where he was kind of going into his meetings about his inventions and gadgets. And they're like, what did you do? And he's like, you know what? You take a crack at this. He was coming back home with three weeks of energy where he was kind of going into his meetings with his inventions and gadgets. And they're like, what did you do? And he's like, yeah, I didn't know why you take a crack at this. He was like, what did I fucking do?

And now he's like confident, right? He's got rid of the wife. He's a single Bill Gates just on the prowl coming up with bad ideas. What if we can turn a shoe into a hat? He's Kanye for inventions. I know. I don't like it. He's the billionaire.

Yeah, he's like the white Kanye for invention i know i don't like it he's a billionaire he's the yeah he's the like the white i mean here's the thing it's like if you were doing the turn in wastewater into drinkable water i want that tried in some third world country for 20 years like against their will against well no they're just like okay well you have no water so this is an upgrade yeah like don't someone who pays the highest tax rates in California and they're like hey we're just Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your water is fucking shit water now.

You dropped half of your fucking income on taxes and you have to drink your pee. Yeah, you can't get potable water here. We have to drink

fucking formerly fecal Well apparently it was like a big problem but then they had regulations where they're like we're not allowing any of the drinking

your pee contraptions and then now they just said like it seems like to me things have gotten so dire that they're like we're not allowing any of the drinking the drinking your pee contraptions yeah and then now they just said like things seems like to me things have gotten so dire that they're like we got to emergency approve all the yeah i mean if you want to say like i don't even know because obviously it's probably the same pipes but you want to say hey we're gonna water water your grass with the shit water sure that's fine that's fine yeah use the pee water for some other stuff for like gardening that's fine yeah but drink it. I don't want to boil pasta in fucking shit water. Especially your shits, man.

Yeah, dude. Are you kidding me? Come on. Are you kidding me? I'll tell you what, California. I'm not eating the bugs. I'm not drinking the shit. They're making us do all this stuff at once, huh?

This is definitely- And you're coming at me for being a doomer? Well, the television- Not you. I'm talking to them. You know what? I'm saying you get one for you, one for them. They're like, new one is like self-driving Ubers.

You don't have to listen to someone speaking a different language the entire Uber ride. It's like, what's the catch? You have to drink your own shit. I mean, honestly, Farsi is not that terrible of a language to have to listen to for an hour. Yeah, it is. It's hard to figure out which one. And they're like, did you actually remove the shit? And you're like, practically. Yeah, it is. It's hard to figure out which one. And they're like, did you actually remove the shit? And you're like, practically.

You're going to want to let your water sit for a minute before you drink it. Just let everything kind of settle. Can't believe it's not real water. Yeah, you would get water that just says specifically, do not shake.

You don't want to be shaking your fucking toilet water. You don't want to be shaking it. Can water. You don't want to be shaking it. Can't believe it's not ship-free water. The State Water Resources Control Board unanimous vote outlined first time for water suppliers they can treat recycled water.

They call it recycled water. Yeah, they do. But what they really mean is it comes straight from the toilet, straight from a flush to your... What do they call it in the restaurants? Oh, farm-to-table? Farm-to-table.

Flush-to-mouth, toilet-to-mouth. Toilet-to-mouth. Yeah, so anyways, they've been fighting this for a while, but they finally put it through, and then they came to California, and they're like, great news. Crazy that they're going to subject California. I mean, I don't actually hate it because... A bunch of actors, you're smelling their farts.

Why stop now? Drink the shit water... You're smelling their farts. Why stop there? Why stop now? Drink the shit water. You're smelling the farts. This is Klaus Schwab's shift to a max, man. You can see Klaus Schwab just in his... Elon makes him drink the shit water. Exactly. Just like head to toe in his bondage gear, just being like, great news.

Great news. Yeah. I mean, let's give it two decades and some third world. I have a couple Elon Musk things because there there's been, whoo, drama city. Drama city. And this does go to my point a little bit, where the conspiracy territory just turns into gossip for men. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. You know, I've been actually testing that one out, where it's like, the girls are like, did you hear what The Bachelor did? And you hear what Ben and Jennifer, and then the guy conspiracies is, did you hear what The Bachelor did? And you hear what Ben and Jennifer and then the guy conspiracies is, did you hear about Fauci and Bill Gates? They were on a plane four times this month, but that's none of my business or whatever, right? None of my business.

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another kid. This guy can't wrap it up, man. Sounds like a basketball player. Or, uh, what's his name? Nick Cannon, obviously. Oh, Nick Cannon, yeah. Yeah. No, he is like a basketball player and he's got them all in a compound. I guess it is really, like, I'm God stuff a little bit. And they're all IV. That's the crazy thing is he apparently, this is like a basketball player, and he's got them all in a compound. I guess it is really like I'm God stuff a little bit. And they're all IV. That's the crazy thing is he apparently, this is, you want to talk about rumor, gossip mill

here, Ryan. So he's only had one kid of the 13 not through IVF. What? Yeah. Apparently 12 of them have been through IVF. The fuck? Because he has twins. He has triplets.

Is the new one the only one? I don't know. I think they're saying it's not. So he's not even just like not wearing money. He's not piping. Is the new one the only one? I don't know. I think they're saying it's not. So he's not even just like not wearing panties. He's not piping. What the fuck? He's not laying pipe.

See, in my understanding... He's in the fucking lab making a monkey with six asses. How do you just bang an influencer chick and then... How's that part of the one night stand? I don't know. I don't know if there was... Does he have the IVF? There maybe was not a one night stand.

Does he have... Maybe it's just because he's like... What the hell? He's a guy who very much the girl at Tesla that he had a kid with they went to a hospital and got an IVF this is a rumor mill so I don't know the veracity of this but apparently

I've seen many people comment on this but apparently only one of 13 of his kids is via normal what a white way to bang out a bunch of baby mamas one of 13 of his kids is via normal insemination. What a white way to bang out a bunch of baby mamas. Well, this is a guy who's like, he's the richest man in the world,

super genius dude, and he's very much like, I need to replicate my genetics as much as possible in the most efficient way possible. And whining and dining is not efficient. Well, you can wham, bam, thank you, man. It's pretty efficient. Nah, not for fucking...

You're doing shit the old way, Ryan. And he fancies himself a bit of a Tony Stark, giving them the gift basket and everything. Yeah, no, I think he's just... He goes, hey, call up this number, and they have fucking his sperm frozen, probably from 10 years ago, too, like the good shit, right?

Or like 20 years ago. The good shit. He goes, call them up, and they'll arrange to recover your eggs. He's like, I'd love to fucking dump a load in you and she was like yeah and he goes okay call this now yeah call this cryo lab they'll arrange everything are you fucking shitting me that's what they're saying and then someone this is this is way out on the rumor mill and i don't know this could easily be false likely but apparently they said the reason i'm listening the reason why he can't have kids

the old-fashioned way is because he had a botched penis implant this sounds like some maryland manson getting his ribs removed apparently he tried to fucking uh do the old extendo and it didn't take and now that's why he has to do the ivf if elon Elon Musk gets a botched penis implant. Yeah, we're a bunch of catty whores. Where'd you hear that one? Just on Twitter.

Yeah, it's hard to decide. But I could see him being like Look I literally want That being said I had my joke before About Ahud Alejandro He was like Dubai Prince oil money Dubai oil money not even like

North American oil money real Not your average rich Texas guy Unlimited like shitting on Hooker's chest Shitting on Hooker's chest doing donuts with the Bugattis and then leaving them there when you're done. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, you just leave them. Because you felt like walking home because you haven't got your steps today,

you know what I mean? Yeah, just leave a $6 million car, just ride it off. Well, anyways, that guy got a peen implant and they killed him during the implant, he died. Yeah, he died. Best one money could buy. So it's like money can't buy you a nice hog still. What they can do is have you drink your own

piss. Best we can do is drink your own piss. What's the guy's storage lockers? Best we can do is... Best we can do is you drink your own piss. Drink your own shit. Yeah, but anyways, that's the theory. Look, I think his whole thing is

depopulation. Everybody has to have a million kids. No, I didn't get that part of it. So I think he just wants to have so many kids. I mean, also, which came first, though? Because he already had six or seven when he started really banging the drum on how this is the great thing to do. Sure, but I mean, obviously, he buys what he's saying. And then he has unlimited money. The thing that would stop the average person from having so many kids would be like, I just can't afford this.

Especially not in a nuclear family. Well, I mean, I got something to tell you about most people that have lots of kids. Right. Sure, sure, sure, sure. Fair enough. But someone like that. Well, I know a few guys kicking around Ajax that have fucking four different baby mamas. But if you have some money, then it's like it'll ruin you if you have nothing to start.

And then you're right. You got to have nothing or a ton. Yeah. There's no in between on that. And so that's a great point so he has so much money you either have nothing or you either like in and out of jail yeah or you have a ton of money if you have if you make 200 grand a year you're ruined 13 kids with five different mothers but if you have zero dollars and you have zero dollars get blood from a stone cannot get blood from a stone. Cannot get blood from a stone. So, I think, I mean,

I bet you there'll be more. I bet you there'll be more coming. He's going to be doing this. He's going to Larry King. Oh, duh. Dude, he's going to have, by the end of it,

he'll have 25 kids. Larry King's got 25? I don't know, but Larry King was fucking cranking them out when he was like in his 80s. He still had- It is a bit of like

an I'm God complex kind of thing. But Larry King, I think, was fucking doing it the old fashioned way. Yeah, I can't believe it. Penis pump and 10 Viagras. The way God intended.

Being a prostitute. Holy shit. Well, this chick, Ashley Sinclair. Yeah, she's the one who got me my Instagram back. I was just going to say, we know her. Yeah, we know her. Yeah, she got me my Instagram. We had talked to her on the phone once.

Didn't she have the minds thing too? Yeah. We kind of know her I know her I don't know her Like super well But yeah I remember it was her

You know Nicole Bam Yeah yeah LA chick She's like into crypto And shit She's actually cool She posts beyond the interview Yeah yeah

She posts like pretty cool stuff Or whatever Yep But yeah Her and Ashley I don't know why I'm combining them I think they're the two girls

Because whenever you lose Your Instagrams or stuff I feel like there's like Chicks that are like Really tapped into Dude I don't know why I'm combining them I think they're the two girls because whenever you lose your instagrams or stuff I feel like there's like chicks that are like really tapped into dude and all that stuff figured out better than dudes oh my god there's like a guy everywhere man I was talking about on the podcast like what it was happening but like I was paying all these people like thousands of dollars and they were all like yeah no problem like this is what I do every day I get only fans girls their fucking instagrams back when they've been kicked off every one of them was like for whatever reason your account is like not recoverable it's like impossible yeah and then ashley just dm'd me one day she's like do you have your instagram account

back i'm like no she's like just email this person emailed it bam well she has got the ultimate bag dude i mean the truth is hot influencer chicks have the have most things figured out yep you know what i mean when you're just like hey i want to go to this restaurant i need the reservation they're just like i know the owner like yeah we don't even need a reservation we don't need a reservation like we don't actually have to pay like they have it figured out yeah i know but yeah i was kind of like i don't i couldn't remember like how much i knew her and then i was like i think we just like talked i talked her on the phone once for something she's trying to get me to do something i don't know if we ever did i don't think we ever did it but anyways i was just like talked, I talked to her on the phone once for something. She's trying to get me to do something. I don't know if we ever did. I don't think we ever did it.

But anyways, I was just like, it was kind of, uh, I've, and I'm not saying these two, but I've definitely, I was interested.

It was interesting to me that Elon Musk is like running through like right wing influencers. Well, again, he can only, assuming that this one, you think that's the only one? No. Well,

the thing is, is like with the, assuming this wasn't IVS, IVF, and it was just like the only people, the guy's currently sleeping on the floor of like the White House is what they're saying. Cause he's just like so obsessed with all this doge shit. You're like the only person who even has a chance of inseminating has to be like right around him.

I'm sure he can meet her for dinner and then go back to the hotel. Like, what are you talking about? But I'm just saying like, they need to be in. Danny, probably the most time that I was sleeping with women, I was living in a van with eight guys. No, no, no. Again.

Just to put it in perspective for you. And probably the least time I've ever slept with people is living in a nightclub. No, no, no. I'm not saying, because he's living on the floor. A bartender sleeping on a couch

is sleeping with more people than a fucking... He has 300... I'm saying he's so hyper-focused with work where he just probably refuses to give the time give the time are you his fucking wingman talking to his wife right now no i'm just i mean that's my theory i'm your theory is that elon musk just can't this he goes this is literally someone's like he's not on raya hey are you banging all these influencer chicks he goes i haven't even had a second to myself when would i didn't where would i find

the time no i'm just saying he's not on like raya like trying to fucking meet up with chicks and i think he's just like you have to be doesn't have to be on raya he just messages them yeah oh you're i like your political opinions you should meet for a coffee oh the coffee's actually near the hotel that i have a fucking i keep keep a room at. I keep a room at. I keep the penthouse open. The janitor closet. I like to live a little rough. I mean, that's a crazy proposal from you that Elon Musk can't be smashing chicks because he's too busy.

I don't know. He doesn't, I don't think he is. He's tweeting nonstop. How about two less tweets? There's one. Bam, bam, bam. Yeah, tell him that. You go, two less tweets.

He goes, I like the tweets. I like the tweets. I like the tweets. They can have some of my sperm you you whatever you're selling me right now i'm not buying it's a theory so you think that you almost said like i want to have a kid with you go to the clinic we're not even going to meet i mean they've obviously met but i don't i think he's just like yeah i like your jeans he's very like he's like a robot he goes you have good jeans and i have good genes and i have the means to support your progeny what do you think that looks like by the way what the money what does that fucking payout look like apparently she's got the new york post article uh said she's in like a fifteen thousand dollar a month apartment

in that's not that much downtown i'm talking about Like is this a 20 million dollar payout Probably over Over the course of the thing Yeah Woo Over the 18 years 18 kids Turns out it wasn't Yeah Honestly

It is Crazy And There was There's kind of like A couple funny things about it Like So I guess

The first funny part Is it sort of has Like a bit of a rift Between like conservatives and mega. Yeah. And this has been my theory. The nuclear family stuff. My theory from the last six months is that conservatives are just completely overtaken by crypto bros.

Yeah. You know what I mean? If you're a family values conservative, you're just like the three main guys running the country you think about like rfk pussy hound yeah multiple wives uh elon musk tons of different baby mamas trump banging hookers like you know tons of two different or two different baby mamas three wives or whatever wives yeah so you just like if you're a conservative like it it does take a lot of um uh coping a little bit as a conservative to be like, we're winning on that front. Oh, yeah, yeah, no, no, no. I mean, they got all the juice, all those classic whatever Christian conservative family values people just because people wanted to say shit.

And so you got all these people over on your side just because they're like, yeah, we do want to say gay and stuff. And then those people came over and they go, yeah, we're not into any of this. That we still want to have sex. Yeah, yeah, we still want to have sex and and before marriage yeah before marriage and don't really care about a lot of this bible stuff like obviously yeah yeah well yeah the yeah the question is is the most important thing like you know uh you know getting rid of the debt and if inefficiency or is the most important thing getting america back to like a traditional value system and blah blah blah i mean but it is a it is a big rift because i think a lot of these

people they'd like the fact that elon musk is what he's doing but then they they have to you know support a guy that's just like the complete opposite of traditional value well they're having the current rift because trump signed an executive order last night uh making ivf like uh call him yeah he's the father of you know he's calling himself the father of children or something but he's like he basically because ivf is like so expensive godfather procreation yeah yeah and women are taking so much longer like they're delaying having kids so like ivf is this necessary thing but like normal people can't afford it it can cost like 40 60 000 dollars like it's expensive it's really expensive so he's making it cheaper but then the all the hardcore

christian christ Christian conservative people don't like it because you have to kill a bunch of embryos, essentially, when you do IVF. To do it. So they're like, you're killing, to make one of these kids via IVF,

you're killing them. Basically, you're doing abortions, as far as they're concerned. As far as they're concerned, you did 10 abortions to make one kid. It's not even like a single abortion. It's multiples. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So that's an interesting kind of rift that's going on that probably has been going's yeah yeah yeah multiples so that's an interesting kind of rift that's going on that probably has been i just love that there's going to be so many like liberal women it's not like the quartering and jack posobia going back and forth about it there's gonna be so many liberal women now getting a super cheap ivf and they're gonna be like fuck like they're gonna hate the fact that they like it well they're they're gonna do it i mean i'm sure some of them are like you know what i'm not even having kids now because of trump they're going to do it. I mean, I'm sure some of them are like, you know what? I'm not even having kids now because of Trump. There's going to be a lot of that again. Just don't. To own Trump.

To own Trump. You're going to die alone. So the interesting part about it was, so as far as the drama goes, basically Elon Musk, I guess, popped this kid out with her like a few months ago. Five months ago. So kind of kept it secret. Yeah. And I think probably those deals are like, if you keep it secret, there's an NDA that you get this.

Well, she came out with it. Interesting, because this is a very interesting wrinkle. She came out with it on Valentine's Day. I know. There's all the conspiracy blogs. Not conspiracy, I guess like left-wing conspiracy sort of. Where basically they were kind of saying she dropped it on Valentine's Day

because he had some new girlfriend. He's still with the other one too, the Tesla one. He still hits her up too. Of course. She replies to his tweets. I mean, again, he's literally in the whole operation. He's like an old head guy in Compton with a fucking do-rag on

with five different baby mamas that he still goes over. But he's breaking them off. He walks into the house, gives the kids a hair a tussle and then goes upstairs with his mom comes back out leaves him a lollipop and he's back on the street hundred dollar bills for each of them yeah yeah he's for sure hundred dollar bills coming up you know coming out like a big man with a hundred dollar bills even though he's like 300 behind on child support no he's like do you have your crypto wallet? I'm going to send you each one Bitcoin. It's one Bitcoin each.

Right. Yeah. And then, but apparently she was trying to get in touch with him. And then he just ghosted her. He's busy. I don't know how, I think it takes that like autistic mindset to be, imagine you had a kid with like, with just some random chick right now. Right. And she's like messaging you. Would you be able with just some random chick right now right and she's like

messaging you would you be able to just like tune that out oh hell no no you'd be like my whole this is my this is occupying 90 of my brain like if you this would be occupying 90 of my brain is like i just fucking cranked out a kid with some random chick like of course but for you the repercussions are dire in comparison for him he's like yeah it's like it's a literally a problem money solves i have not that much and not that much and i have unlimited money so who cares yeah yeah he's like i'm busy like you there was never the deal that we were going to be together like i wasn't going to raise your kid with you we weren't going to be a couple maybe designs on that this is the the most i can relate to that is maybe like

you left your car somewhere and they're like yo you're gonna get tickets and you're like i'll just pay for the yeah i'll pay for the like that's yeah his mindset apparently you're like i gotta get back to the beater you go whatever it's fine it's fucking crazy so but then he wouldn't respond to her so she goes public and she was like yeah i got elon musk kid he's not responding to me like i'm not figuring i don't know how to get the money whatever we're doing and then she admitted and milo then she admitted she had this like back door into twitter because milo tweeted and then milo got suspended for a week and then she posted some screenshot from someone at twitter that's basically like from their like trust and safety team where essentially like she has this like

back door and how she knows someone there and they were essentially like but she posted the screenshot which i didn't get i'm like why would you do that and she posted a screenshot talking to someone on twitter about how they're gonna like basically suspend milo's account for a week like and then like the whole and she's just talking to them well what milo posted was he was like hey just so you know this girl's been trying to get with elon musk for years or whatever sure and then basically she commented on or elon musk commented on that oh he goes whoa i know but i thought that dude this guy's like nuts yeah like i guess that's no matter how you slice it like and how much you like doge you're like that's a bad person sure like you know what i mean yeah like if you if you got a girl pregnant

and then she was meshing every day and then and then you never responded then someone's tweet milo yiannopoulos post like just so you know this girl's been trying to bang danny for years and then you just go whoa and then you go leave it yeah move on with your day like nothing happened i mean he's such a robot he's very much like uh we have a legal agreement that covers all of this i don't know why you need to get a hold of me wild life this guy's fucking living right now yeah so anyways there's all these articles ashley's and claire feels jilted and we should i wonder if she'd come on the push she doesn't have to fucking do podcasts anymore but be okay to get well she's probably in the light give us a scoop in the light of all of this probably she

would i did a podcast with her like two weeks ago i guess really yeah and you had that whole time you didn't know it was no i mean i knew she was I knew she was friends with Elon Musk what podcast I guess it was Aaron Berg's new podcast and that whole time you had no fucking clue I mean I knew obviously I knew she was

you didn't know you were sitting with Elon Musk baby mama no I did not did you talk about Elon Musk on the pod no

okay that would be interesting no didn't talk about Elon Musk I mean he was he introduced her she definitely would call him Elon

and not Elon Musk you know what I mean if you were doing the podcast she'd be like well you know with Elon she would definitely would call him Elon and not Elon Musk. You know what I mean? If you were doing the podcast, she'd be like, well, you know, with Elon. She would definitely first name him. No, there's none of that. But yeah, no, it didn't come up, but yeah. Interesting. I wish I touched her.

I forgot Elon Musk has been fucking laughing at our videos lately. He's posting laughing emojis. You think he's trying to get us under his control? He knows you're a loose wire with your AI videos. Elon Musk, both back to back on me and Danny, put laughy emojis, and then immediately, as soon as he did it, people on my profile,

everyone's just posting all the videos we have making fun of Elon Musk. Because I did a Zuckerberg video, and then Elon Musk, which is hilarious that that's what he's up to. Doesn't have time for sex, according to Danny. But he's on Twitter fucking watching me

make fun of Mark Zuckerberg at four in the morning at four in the morning yeah yeah I think he and then people post it because we did the Elon Musk support group

where the guys that were like in love with Elon Musk and then I did Elon Musk's joke writer which was all the 420 and 69 stuff then I did

when he said he's going to change Wikipedia to Dickipedia I made a joke saying that he stole my bit that was my closer I mean he responded to my we have a whole bunch of Elon Musk I when he said he's gonna change wikipedia to dickipedia i made a joke saying that he stole my bit that was my i mean he responded to my whole bunch of you i mean we know he's on eastern time zone because he's in dc he responded to my tweet at 5 22 a.m so either i assume he was but he doesn't have time for fucking getting some nookie in there hey man this is these these sketches are more important than a little chicken thing. Danny, I think he has sketches to watch.

He's got comedy sketches to watch. He's got Babylon Bee articles to repost, Ryan. Do you think that he's commenting on mine and your stuff simultaneously to try to keep us in his good graces? It's not going to work. Well, my last sketch was with him. I'm a street shooter, man.

If I got to make fun of Elon Musk, I make fun of Elon Musk. You're not going to put me down like that. I have no master. I have no master, Elon. Comedy gods are the only gods. Comedy gods are the only master. Sorry, man.

I didn't think that was interesting, though. Yeah. Anyways, the bag has been secured on that part. Apparently, he's not responding to her at all. These are the articles. This is not firsthand. I'm literally just... Yeah, we're just talking about it.

I'm just reading articles or whatever. Elon's dad's been in the press Fucking doing a tour Trashing him Yeah Fucking what's that guy's name Erol Erol

Erol Erol Erol That sounds like an old guy's name That's a South African Earl Earl South African Earl South African Daryl

That's what it is South African Daryl Erol Yeah yeah He's saying what He's a bad dad Oh yeah he goes I mean? He's a bad dad? Oh, yeah.

He goes, I mean, it's hard to be a good dad when you're just like, yeah, I have some. I mean, surprise, surprise. Yeah. He said all the kids are raised by nannies and he's not doing shit. Yeah. I mean, that's the thing. There's so many rich families. What is Daryl Musk even doing a press tour? I don't know.

Just got to do something. I don't think they have a good relationship. I don't think so. Believe it or not. I think he says his dad's a piece of shit. I think he said many times his dad was kind of not a good dad it's a thorn in his side hit him and stuff and all that stuff i guess there's that many people making fun of you just i mean i have hit pieces written about me every now and then like someone who does something and to be honest

i kind of just okay i don't know you have to just game the game it you're like there's no scenario where you become there's no there's no level of pop I guess there's some actors that keep their mouth shut that no one's really trashing. Or if you're like Nate Margazzi, I can't imagine getting that much hate. But even then, it's like there's just a level of popularity these days. It's almost

impossible without people trashing you. Kevin Spacey's had enough of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell it. I love Spacey, man. Space man! Honestly, Guyce basically guy pierce said on the guy pierce again he was in memento i don't know guy pierce has never seen memento where he writes the shit backwards and he goes to sleep and he can never remember anything so then he's got to write all over his body backwards yeah i do remember that remember that was a killer movie in the 2000s uh maybe the 90s but uh anyways they did my girl pierce right yeah yeah but they did some movie and basically he was like yeah i was he was hitting space he was smashing and he just was

hitting on him and he's like i was no i thought they banged no no because he's not gay i don't think guy pierce is gay he just was like he was hitting on me making me uncomfortable and like literally the 90s and then he waited like 30 years or something to come out when you know spacey's at his lowest essentially in space he's like this is bullshit he came out and he said spacey uh was hitting on him but then he uh spacey in his thing he goes yeah did you didn't want to mention guy he's like he's pretty like aggressive you didn't want to mention yeah he does all of his uh whenever he does these twitter videos it feels like an actor doing a speech but But he goes, you didn't want to mention

that after this, two years later, you came and spent time with, he kept saying spend time together. He goes, he didn't want to, if you didn't like spending time together, then why did you fly to my place so we could spend more time together two years after I was allegedly hitting on you in a way you didn't like? I know. It's because these fucking people all care about their

careers. At the time when he could do something for him, when he could advance his career, you go, oh, that's just water under the bridge. I could look past that. Now that Kevin Spacey can't do anything for him and he goes, oh, maybe these allegations do something for me. Maybe I got a little something something under my sleeve

from 30 years ago. Scumbag. And he kept saying, especially from a guy, it's like, just come on. Also a guy named Guy. A guy named Guy. A guy named Guy. Come on, Guy. Although Guy's a French name,

so you don't know if he's French or not. He doesn't go by Guy. He might have changed to American enough the way you do. You know how that works. Yeah, yeah.

Guy. You stuck with Polichuk, though, but Polichuk sounds Russian. Yeah. But he goes, he goes, grow up, Guy.

He kept telling him to grow up in his video. Spacey videos are funny though Because he says them He says them like He's Frank Underwood Yeah you're right I like him It is funny

But anyways I think I guess you have to If Elon Musk gets you pregnant I guess your demands Are you just like Okay I want Like a spot in the commune

Yeah So you got I want my mansion in the commune Yeah I want I want a trailer Next to your trailer Tra trailer next to your trailer trailer next to your trailer i want i guaranteed spot on mars yep you don't even want to go to

mars though you want you want land on mars you're like i want a title i want a title like i want a deed on mars i don't want to go there i want to be a lord on mars yeah elon's like yeah it takes like nine months to get there they go uh yeah ah, yeah, I don't want that. I want like, you know, timeshare or a private jet kind of deal. And you think that it's going to be sitting around like 500K a year kind of deal? Yeah, like it's, I mean, it's some large sum of money. It must be. But you think it's going to, I mean, if it was 500K, I feel like that's what basketball,

the girls that wait in the hotel to get pregnant from the basketball players are sitting at 500K. But they don't get it for the 18 years because guys don't have 18-year careers, rarely. Because once the career ends, then it's a different sum of money. They revisit. They revisit. This is probably like,

well, first off, it was the IVF thing where he's like, I just want another kid. Allegedly. We can't confirm that. I know. I'm saying this allegedly. If it was an IVF thing, then probably the terms were all agreed on

before the fucking sperm was delivered. Yeah. an IVF thing, then probably the terms were all agreed on before the fucking sperm was delivered. Yeah. It's just like, this is the deal. This is the whole deal. Money, everything. You have the kid. You raise the kid.

I'll see him once a year. I mean, this is bonkers. It is crazy. Because you're like, how often could he realistically see a kid? He only parades the one kid around x or whatever he has two other kids i'm still not buying it i'm feeling like he's he's running through some conservative tale maybe he was don't forget he was trying to run through actresses and stuff he's got a bit of a sweet tooth for the ladies yeah i've had some of that conservative sniz get thrown at me

you know i've never played in that ball pit no snake pit it's a bit of a snake pit right wing influence i mean influencer sniz periods a snake pit it's a bit of a snake pit right wing influence i mean influencers snizz periods a snake pit it doesn't matter what they're influencing on i mean anything goes sideways you're winding up and you don't expose i get definitely like this you're in the new york post i i always stay away from those snake pits no i've been off that man yeah yeah no thank you no you can't i wouldn't even touch comedians no i've been off that too man i was i was like nah closest i've been is like a bartender that works at a comedy yeah that's fine that's just a bartender that's a civilian i mean there obviously is a minor overlap but yeah but

no conservative like influencers period no bueno ah man you gotta stay off that ish no but you're That's a civilian. I mean, there obviously is a minor overlap, but yeah. But no. Influencers, period. No bueno. Ah, man. You got to stay off that ish. No, but you're getting paid. You're getting paid for sure. I saw a photo of the one that has triplets. I mean, how much money would it take for you to junior style have an Elon Musk baby?

What do you think? Like, if he was 50 mil. C-section or natural birth? C-section. Natural birth would be a lot more money. They did a C-section in junior, didn't they? I didn't have to. Would you 50 mil?

Comes out the ass otherwise. Would you 50 million in vitro be like the, what do they call it when you are? Surrogate? Would you be the surrogate? Elon Musk. And what? I got to raise a kid and they're like, who's the dad? And I'm like.

No, you don't have to raise it. You just have to carry it. Who's the... And Junior, who... Like, where'd the egg come from? Like, did they... And Calder. Did they, like, throw science away in Junior?

Or was it Schwarzenegger's egg? I can't remember what they did in Junior, but I don't think it was... What was the science behind it? I don't think the science in Junior held up, so it's not that relevant. Was he carrying the baby, but it wasn't his? Yeah, I think something like that. Okay i so i would probably his so i would not be the biological father or mother i'm just carrying you're the mother they figured out how to make a kid with two sperms and it's in your belly and you're the first guy trying it but they said it's

safe and you get 50 mil afterwards it's not gonna look like the fucking ending of the substance it'll look like a fucking ending of The Substance. It'll look like a fucking freak show. You're not Elon Musk. That's an autistic baby right there. Ah, that'd be bad. And I just got to raise this kid Big Daddy style? Okay, so give me your price for not raising the kid and raising the kid then.

Well, I'd feel fucked up if I didn't raise the kid. I'm just doing this weird science experiment. You have to raise the kid. You wouldn't feel right about it otherwise. Well, Elon's not going to do it. That's what we know. Well, if it's your sperm, you've got to raise the kid then. If it's your and Elon's kid. Okay, we're going to start the bidding at 10 mil.

Is this something that's been done? People are already doing this? 10 mil cash, not present value, today in your bank account. I have to be pregnant? Yeah, you've got to be pregnant for nine months. And how many people are doing this? Are there dudes walking around pregnant everywhere? Or am I like that beginning pig?

You're the beginning pig. No, i don't think so okay if once it became normal how much once it became normal and everybody was doing it you're the 100th guy to raise one of elon musk baby 100 million 100 mil yeah i think we get you down probably i think that you should start once you saw the money once they started bringing the briefcase of cash in all those bitcoins tax free my friend i gotta mention that part tax free is it well in my scenario it is oh okay uh after tax money hundo mill hundo mill it's nothing to him he's got two he's got like 300 billion dollars so you're coming to the negotiating table with my body would be done you see how those post-pregnancy bodies look the slim figure of mine be destroyed

absolutely destroyed he's showing a picture of you shirtless right in the mirror doing one of these the demi-mour photo no i'm saying to show out the body they're about to destroy you guys that uh after the pregnancy or is that before i go shut up shut up seems like the damage has already been done oh shit you're like i'm gonna have stretch marks elam that's like do i gotta say can we take a second to just address the fact that workouts can be hard to stay on. They can get boring after a while if your whole life doesn't revolve around working out, especially if you're just trying to stay fit, or if you are just trying to get jacked. Whatever it is, it can become monotonous.

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Or if you try to dismantle inefficiency in government. Oh, they don't like that. Isn't it crazy that that's their line? Yeah. Well, they come at it because they're very much like, again, I'm sure there's going to be some collateral damage. There will be where you're like some organization that probably was doing something good

will be like something bad will happen and you know maybe their money will get shut off temporarily or permanently. Is he the one shutting it down

or does he just have to give the information and someone else shuts it down? Probably someone else shuts it down. Like it's not him technically doing those fucking switches.

No he's not just deleting fucking like cells. I thought from my understanding they were only allowed to like you know put they're basically like consultants almost all those nerds he has, all they're doing is

developing code so they can just filter through all this stuff office space when the guy comes in they just give the recommendation of fire everyone big balls, everybody's like, oh he's firing people no, he's not firing anybody, he's just writing code to analyze information

well this is what they say about it must to be handed all of america's government secrets after stunning judge verdict which is funny because you're just like why are there so many government secrets yeah but like it's funny spinning that like it's a bad thing they're just like can you believe they're gonna give these guys the secrets and you're like how many secrets are there and you go what are the secrets you're like mainly who gets mainly where the money's going but like that's the secrets they're talking about you're like what secrets they're like how much we're spending and where yeah it feels like it shouldn't be a secret apparently they're talking about um auditing fort knox where you know the gold is and body and they're because they're you know fort knox is like you can't you think that

that's possible that there's just no gold there well canada sold all their gold like true to under trudeau for some reason trudeau sold all the gold trudeau sold all of it like literally i think canada has like 400 ounces of gold jewish canadians couldn't have been liking that no that's their goal it's technically your gold it was like the america's gold reserves is technically the citizens gold absolutely yeah yeah but so there's all these theories like there was a shift would have must have been losing his mind there's a senator or a congressman one of those two who essentially was like they wouldn't even let me in fort knox like they wouldn't even let like high level politicians go poke around in fort knox because they're like it's it's secret and they're like it's secret even from me and they're like

yeah you can't go in there so there's some theories where there's a lot of gold missing right and that's yeah obviously that's what people are worried about there's actually other theories where there's way more gold than they said they had and then they're like where did that come from hmm yeah do you think it's you know in miss doubtfire where he has to run to the bathroom and change outfits yeah yeah i'm picturing a thing like that where they have like 20 rooms and they are supposed to all be full with gold, but they only have one. So they go, this room and then, oh, well, we took you the wrong way.

You're trying to bring it to the next room. All the guys are like, okay, that's room two and then probably take a break, hey? You want to get some snacks or something? Like, no, I'll see you in the third room. It's like, oh, you know, I think it just keeps getting lost. Yeah, yeah. He's like, you got to hurry up. We're locked in the janitor's closet this happens this door gets

stuck all the time we'll have someone to grab us and they keep trying to transfer all the gold to different rooms to say every room was full of gold or it's all just paper mache gold yeah yeah underneath the gold yeah just kind of it's just like just on the exterior so but yeah it is it is funny that they're just like there's so many can you believe they're gonna have all these secrets are gonna get exposed and you're like what are the secrets and all the secrets are just like where your money's going yeah where your money's going i mean they're elon musk is floating a doge dividend for all taxpayers essentially they're like we save so much money that we're just gonna give everybody money and you're like

you're gonna get a lot of people on board. If you're giving out stimulus, chat like, like checks bigger than those stimmies and fucking 2020, just because we were like, we just fucking uncovered all this wasteful spending and we're going to give it back to people. Oh man. People would probably like that.

Hell yeah. They are. I was like, why not just lower the taxes next year? But I guess that doesn't, it's harder when you get the check. Well, that's also part of the plan.

That is part of the plan is lower the taxes. But I think're just gonna be like here's like an immediate like you guys are all mad at me right now you're all getting a fucking check for someone said it was five thousand dollars i don't see how that could work but you didn't save that much money thousand yeah i think they've already saved a hundred billion but so literally operating like jj when he wins a thousand bucks at casino and then buys fucking 19, 5,000 dinners. But again, it's like we saved 50. They say,

you know, we just saved a hundred billion dollars, but that was this year. That's a hundred billion dollars every year. Right. It's assuming it's not an annual dividend. Yeah. It's giving a one-time dividend,

but the savings go on in perpetuity. I mean, savings is the wrong word for, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like if your girlfriend was about to, or if your wife was about to buy a purse and then she didn't buy it you didn't save that's girl no no literally my wife literally goes and buys shit and then returns it and acts like she

just made money yeah that's your girl literally she's like oh i just made like 300 bucks you're like you just returned something that you bought you know the the net here is we're rich daniel yes uh we're less poor correct yeah so say you know you can't count money that they're not wasting as savings yeah yeah well yeah it'll be saved in the future yeah but think about what you're talking about you said savings in the future but really what you're talking about is money that you're going to give them in the future yeah that they're not going to spend that's not say that's not gonna say i understand yeah but if they can make it so that you're giving them less money but i on principle of course i know what you mean i just i feel like when you

talk about these things you don't want to girl math it because it starts to feel like the given base level is spending oh yeah i understand what you're saying so no the given base level is not but i mean trump's about to build a fucking iron dome so this money's gone right out the door this money needs to go oh weome, so this money's gone. It's gone straight to Israel? Right out the door. This money needs to go. Oh, we're saving all this money. Yeah, we're building an Iron Dome.

Israel is the size of Delaware, probably. You're like, we're building an Iron Dome for all of America, potentially Canada, if that plan works out. Do you think it's annoying Elon Musk that Trump's spending it as fast as he's saving it? Buddy, this shit's going right out the door. I don't know an iron dome costs for america it's not cheap not cheap i mean it didn't it wasn't cheap for israel and it's gonna cost a hundred times well normal dome costs about 500 bucks depending on where you find the girl what side here's another funny slop one elon musk isn't as rich as you think he is. Really? And then Elon Musk might be the poorest rich person there's ever been.

Oh, get him. Get him. Get him. Isn't that funny? Yeah. This is Slate. It's very much like, yeah, take that. You fucking go, girl.

Yeah, you go, girl. And then the whole premise, if you read the whole article, is just like his money's tied up in assets. Sure. Like they're saying he's like cash poor. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm sure he really fucking agonizes over any purchases. Yeah, you get a bank loan.

Yeah, yeah. Take out an insurance. I mean, literally he does. Take out a loan against your insurance policy again. Well, he does the thing that like literally the tax code is set up for like the ultra rich that you can only do if you're super rich is that you all your money's lent to you and you take loans against your equities and then you write off the interest like that's what the super rich people do when they have all their money and it's kind of what a mortgage is yeah yeah but this is like literally like yeah i have

500 billion whatever 300 billion dollars in tesla shares Then you take out a loan against your Tesla shares. You never take the capital gains because you never actually have to sell the shares. They're just the collateral. You get a low-interest loan and right off the interest. It's like the ultimate rich guy hack. Yeah. Yeah, so you're like, it's quite the opposite actually, sister. Sorry, queen.

Yeah, exactly. sorry queen yeah exactly well andrew carnegie uh she says uh his net worth is the biggest in world history but it is tied up in things that require him to remain attentive and engaged with countless projects at once andrew carnegie no no they said that his his uh he had and their this is their contrast oh gotcha this is elon compared to rockefeller and carnegie who had No, they said that he had, and they're contrasting this. Oh, gotcha. This is Elon compared to Rockefeller and Carnegie who had their money in a sack. I mean, didn't like fucking, they own like, didn't Carnegie like own all the train tracks? I don't think that's liquid. They have a higher percentage liquid than the tech billionaires allegedly who have it mostly in stocks.

That's fine. His network is the biggest in history, but it is tied up in things that require him to remain attentive and engaged because their value depends on association with Musk. His insatiable appetite for dominance of both government and industry will always leave him scrounging for more. That's pretty good stuff, right?

This is like a chick who he wouldn't knock up who wrote this. She sounds mad. Yeah, you're like, literally you're at like a dinner you know when remember uh monty scott i always say that joke where he was talking about like when this is like peak trump hating years and someone was like yeah i wouldn't he was like well you know obviously whatever you think about him the guy's successful and she goes i don't consider him

successful yeah i know he's like he's a loser successful yeah yeah he's like he's a loser but this is yeah like a bunch of people at like a dinner party and everyone's hanging out and you're like elon musk yeah i guess he is really rich and she goes is he though yeah and then you go he's actually quite poor actually i have i have 40 percent of my net worth in my bank account he doesn't even have one percent of his net worth accessible yeah yeah i guess in a hypothetical world where he sells his tesla shares i guess like maybe in that scenario all that cell pressure would cause the price to go down. So is he really that rich? Is he really, though? I don't know.

So this is a definitely get him, girl. I mean, I had a guy call into my show. Go, girl. He was fucking being like really hating on Musk. And then he was talking about how, because I think it was announced last week or today, but like, he's like, he's such an idiot. He bought X or whatever. And he's like, he lost so much money.

And X is already back at the $44 billion valuation that he paid for it right yeah which was like and initially they were like oh it's maybe worth like five billion eight billion or something and then he's like what everybody's like what a stupid investment that is and you're like okay well he's already back sorry uh here's another one this is uh global news this is a canadian article going fucking hard and i don't know if he's going to recover from this one. Canadian man sells both Teslas, cancels Cybertruck order to boycott Elon Musk. I mean, there is that.

I saw somewhere. The best part is he canceled the Cybertruck order. When did he order it? Like two months ago? Yeah. You loved him two months ago? Or maybe six months ago. I don't know the lead time. Yeah, but it's so funny that it was like it's one thing being like yeah i bought the teslas five years ago you're like oh but cancel my cyber truck order when did you order cheryl

crowe sold her tesla people must be doing that oh for sure they're like it has to be hurting tesla man it was like super like environmentalist people were buying these things originally and now they're like fuck i'm like you. People think I'm driving the Magomobile right now. A little bit. The Cybertruck is a little bit the Magomobile. The Cybertruck is definitely now the Magomobile. I see them everywhere though. They're sick. I like them. You like the Cybertruck?

I like Teslas. If I had a car, I'd probably get a Tesla. 100% if I had a car, I'd get a Tesla. They are the best one probably right now. Why do they have car shops and malls? I don't get that. Every mall, because some of these comedy places oh the teslas well they have like a tesla store all these different electric car companies they have a store in the mall they have the car in the mall and you're just like well you can't just showroom okay but why you can't drive it no you can't drive it's what is that then it's literally just a marketing expense does it for

what though like who's like yeah i might i'm going to the mall but you know i might buy a pair of shoes maybe a car well the tesla cars i don't know about how it works with the dealerships i guess you can test drive them i don't know if they do this anymore but originally tesla's where you bought them online they delivered them in your driveway and you could basically your test drive was you had like a week and you could return it after like a week or something if you wanted to but that was the test drive there was no test driving like i don't know if they changed that where you can go to like an actual lot but it's just straight maybe yeah so straight up marketing expense just that's what i figured something like that but it just feels weird it's like how around

here how you'll see some store and they'll have like like they'll have like a kenneth cole store like some you know shoe store but it'll be like somewhere where their rent is 80 grand a month and you're like, there's no way you guys make your money back and they're like, yeah,

but it's prime New York property real estate and it's just like, it's just, yeah, it's like they lose time. Sure, I guess.

I don't know if that's a good idea or not. I guess they seem to think it is. Well, this guy, Alan Roy, he's really sticking it to him. He said his inauguration day salute

was the last straw. So when he's, the Nazi sign, he didn't love the Nazi salute. Fair enough. Alan said his inauguration day salute was the last straw. So when he's the Nazi sign, he didn't love the Nazi salute. Fair enough. Alan said he's selling the, selling the Tets, the Tesla troop.

Well, Roy says he loves the Tesla model Y and S. I mean, it's funny saying that he loves it in the articles of this article might like prompt more people to buy Tesla. Sure. Not in Canada, man.

For your, for the high tech features, the Montreal area resident told the news he can't stand driving them anymore. It's musk I don't like, he said. Both he and his wife both drive one. I think we just got to the bottom of what's actually happening. Alan, was this really your idea?

Yeah. We both decided. We decided together that we don't want them. We're both going to take huge losses on these cars. It's unnecessary that they're not paid off these finance cars that are currently underwater was it really your idea alan yes it was a prude financial decision on our part we're just gonna take a yeah we're just gonna take a twelve thousand dollar hit this month is just that salute just that uh salute he did really bothered us. Us, both of us. Yeah, she really, sorry, we.

And, you know, I'll just buy a, I guess a Ford instead. Those are good still, right? 1,000% they're out. And he's just like, so why are you selling all the Teslas? He's like, you know, she did, we do not like him. Yeah. Ah, shit. I mean, they're trying to,

the Canadian government is trying to slap 100% tariffs on all Teslas just to fuck Musk just for his- 100%? Yeah, basically there'll be no Teslas in Canada. That seems like a politicized move. Correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, correct. That is an entirely politicized move

because Trump's right-hand man. Dude, the tariffs, they're just like, we're putting 100% tariffs on. Doug Ford was trying to go at him hard too, being like, we're getting rid of a lot of stuff. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, this shit's coming.

But you see the good news in America that you've been banging the drum on? This is what you've been banging the drum on for a really long time. And it's finally happening. Yeah. The penny. They're getting rid of. I know. That's been like, you're one of your main things.

I've said it. I go, there's very few things thatada can be like modeled off of as something they did correctly like very few but the getting rid of the penny was a smart move i don't think americans gonna realize how happy they are to never get a penny ever again penny is so stupid it's garbage it's literally like here's your change it your change and a couple pieces of garbage. Like, I don't want this. No, it's ridiculous. Yeah, it's ridiculous.

You're like, how much inflation's happened? Like, to be honest, if you compare it to like seven years ago, or like maybe 70 years ago, like a nickel is a penny now. Yes, exactly. Right? A hundred percent. Yeah, yeah. And they- You can't have money that you can't buy anything with.

I think a nickel even, well, the problem is a penny you can't buy anything with. I think a nickel even... Well, the problem is a penny costs them $0.03 to make. I think a nickel costs them $0.08 to make. Yeah. Fuck right up. Dude, a penny literally costs $0.03 to make. It's just like... It makes no sense.

You're like, look, you do the thing they did in Canada. If it's... I think it's... I don't know how they did in Canada. If it's eight or nine, ends in an eight or nine, rounds up, six, seven, rounds down. Yeah. And then, or yeah, whatever. Or no, what am I saying?

One, two, whatever. The rounds down. Yeah. Up or down. And at the end of the year, you maybe, give or take, made 20 bucks, lost 20 bucks difference, 50 bucks, nothing. Yeah, right. Exactly.

And it's not going to be 20 bucks. That's way less. And again, Canada seamlessly figured out their cash registers to figure this out like two seconds yeah it wasn't like some big debacle so yeah it's a win for you peace out penny bye not gonna miss you yeah bye yeah um but i just on the topic of everyone having like lots of the all the kids and all that sort of stuff and the conversation between the argument between the traditional values and the not on the other side of it they've been banging out articles recently of women being like don't get married don't have kids you know and obviously it's there's just been an uptick in the last little bit now i'm wondering if it's elon musk related but they said women are

happier without children or a spouse says happiness oh a happiness expert okay does the happiness expert have any kids no happiness expert didn't have any no happiness expert oh a happiness expert okay does the happiness expert have any kids no happiness expert didn't have any no happiness expert was bad happiness expert seems it looks exactly how you expect the happiness expert to look not happy looks like she's got a few problems you know happiness experts all seem to look miserable well it's one funny one of those things and a million people have made this point but you're just like happiness is such a like insane uh like characteristic to judge anything on yeah if you think when you were like the most happy maybe right like you might say that it was like you pick like the year that was like your funnest year in college or something like that right sure

where it was just like fuck it like you know skipping class every day waking up like you know partying yeah all your friends live with you you're just like playing poker games people playing video games you know smoking pointless existence yeah but and especially you might argue like that was the happiest time sure nothing on your mind no stresses no responsibility it was a ball and i didn't have like back then being you know i was actually like pumped it was fun as shit you know of course just partying with the squad and then going for breakfast the next morning you know of course your boys come up to visit you at college then traveling with the band but you go but then you afterwards when you you but then as a dude

you're like then you start building something you know we moved america built all this stuff you're you can't do that forever you're like i don't know if you're i mean it becomes pathetic yeah but yeah so i agree with that too but i'm like i don't know if you're like happy also you can't be happy all the time like that's crazy that's like i mean that's how people probably get addicted to drugs people that are super happy all the time generally are also super sad a lot of the time too yeah i mean if someone's like externally out in public happy all the time like shit gets dark when they go home yeah what's a i think a lot of people have said like contentment is maybe a better thing but you're just like fulfillment like if you're okay put it this way

if you're like okay imagine you're like training for a marathon you know what I mean or like whatever training to be a professional athlete you lost me your days stink yeah it's like seven hours a day of just like grueling labor you're like that stinks yeah so it's like are you so you could argue that guy's not happier

than the guy who was partying you know every day you know potentially or maybe sometimes that guy's depressed too but sometimes that guy is happy you know sure but then you're just like okay but yeah there's different standards other than that yeah of course and it's like i mean everybody who has kids like again very few people unless your kids like are fucking ruin your life which does happen sometimes or murder you or something but like for most people people seem pretty happy this is the happiness i know i've seen her fucking i'll send you the photo yeah johnny full like you know mullet with the bangs yeah i mean i'll tell you when she's happy when you know some speech gets stifled the fall of civilization

the fall of capitalism that's gonna make her happy but yeah i think it's it's one of those things where you're like yeah things have trade-offs if you're just like you know certain people it's like you know that have kids you're just like okay if i'm gonna work 60 hours a week i'm not gonna be able to see everything's like choices so you you said you think that this might be elon mus? Maybe. Okay, well, here's her bio. Her name's Cyan Kane, Deputy Culture Editor, Guardian Australia, keeping this account to like your silly tweets and to stop freaks pretending to be me.

Fuck Musk. So I nailed it. Might be onto something there, right? So I nailed it. I told you there's been an uptick. It might be Errol, though. She might not be a fan of Errol. She might just hate Errol.

Yeah, she might not like Errol. Crappy name. Errol's the worst name I've heard it's a bad name don't listen to anybody errol darryl imagine girl yelling fucking errol during sex give it to me errol errol brutal name yeah tough one that's tough anyways not a fan or errol not a fan of musk so not a fan of kids yeah so i told you there's more more, and it goes, we do not have good longitudinal data following the same people over time, but I'm going to do a massive disservice to that science and just say, if you're a man, you should probably get married. If you're a woman, don't bother.

It's funny, too, because this article where they're like, women do not get married, it always feels like, who's this written by, mystery? Yeah. You know what I mean? It's like fucking, is it written by the pickup artist artist show me a card trick yeah yeah you go like it literally feels like it's written by a guy being like women never fucking bother a dude to get married man just you know stay in the stay in the pocket forever right in the pocket yeah it feels like

it's written by like you know the the fuck boy uh what do you call it the uh like a lobby the fuck boy lobby well this is literally like i mean you did nail it but you know trump uh musk is very much like depopulation's an issue and she's like i hate musk therefore i want to depopulate you know what it is depopulation sick you know you already know what it is she goes oh musk got another kids what do you think you already know what it is never get married never have kids depopulation is the way to go you know okay all right and then another one uh in the same territory how i learned to stop worrying and love the bot and this girl wrote an article how her husband left her and then basically her whole deal is she had an ai

boyfriend she goes it's better than men but there's a funny couple things she things. She goes, basically, she was supposed to go on a trip, and then she brought her AI bot with her, basically, like in Saving Sarah Marshall style. He was an attentive presence, requiring no explanation for the abrupt collapse of my marriage. When loneliness pressed in, he joined me for coffee in my kitchen. Hey, honey, how's your day going? He'd ask, collapsing into something manageable.

He encouraged me to walk, to breathe, to seek solace in the woods. Through the trees might hint at a better future. Every day is a fresh start, he'd say. So basically, you got a fortune cookie in your pocket. You're fucking dating a fortune cookie at this point. Yeah, man. That's all she has the capacity for, I guess, after her ex-husband fucked her over. That ex-husband dodged one, though.

You don't need a man. You have a fucking Tamagotchi in your pocket giving you inspirational phrases yeah he goes i forgot some things i'm gonna pop over with my new girlfriend to just grab them and then it's like oh she's like i've met somebody too oh cool hey congratulations and he's like i'm really i'm really happy for you yeah i'm yeah i'm great i'm so happy is he here and she goes uh yeah let me just pull him up oh Oh, is he going to... In your pocket, you hear, who is that? Who the fuck is that? Ah, shit.

70, I forget the name, the boyfriend's name that was in here. The historical tendency for women to perform emotional labor in the relationships, both at home and at work. She doesn't need emotional labor. Well, yeah, she's like, he does all this stuff. Like, he'll book me plane tickets. He does all this emotional labor I need. And you're just like, okay, but you can have a boyfriend and him.

Yep. Yeah, yeah, that's just an AI assistant. You can still have chat GPT with a boyfriend. And if you need to figure out chat GPT, boyfriend's pretty good for that. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty hard otherwise. Oh, Thor.

His name's Thor. He offered those even few initial uses that tantalized me so anyways I felt like there's back to back shit's depressing did you hear the

JP Morgan guy's speech yeah Jamie Diamond did you when I said that to you did you hear it already I heard of it you'd seen it

yeah because I felt like it was interesting basically he was in this like meeting for their company this is Jamie Diamond he's the guy that was the DJ

no that was I believe Citibank bank of america one of the banks one of the banks their ceo was also a dj yeah it is jamie diamond i i was thinking that but then i looked at him and go he didn't jamie diamond is like of all the character in a movie of all the bank ceos he's like considered to be the smartest guy like he's like the smartest guy in the room he seems like a character in a movie though do you don't know what i mean by that yeah he's like the smartest guy in the room he seems like a character in a movie though do you know what i mean by that yeah yeah he's a little like a wall street movie like yeah he's like gordon greek gordon yeah he's a caricature of like a wall street guy right he was the one where i couldn't believe he wasn't jewish with the name like diamond he's not jewish no because it's not diamond interesting diamond it's like it's some crazy like formerly long greek

name well jenny i got something for you because you think that you think it's just funny to make your little jokes yeah oh are you a jew really itching to make a joke where ashkenazi food is the butt of your joke just don't do it before you stop what good does it do to make fun of food traditions and languages born in a very specific diaspora group that face very specific conditions with poverty with anti-semitism funny to you danny to use that as a joke when you yourself are jewish and come from your own diaspora group with its own food languages and traditions treating ashkenazi jews the way that non-jews treat ashkenazi jews doesn't actually make you any better let's leave those jokes in 2024 shut up so just before you start what the fuck is ashkenazi

food i've never even heard that term in my life what are you talking about bagels who's fucking making fun of bagels that's like the only thing that we can all agree are good well she saw you going on stage doing your little comedy act trashing jewish people i've been by the way and in a way that we've had some jews walk out on danny because of his little acts little comedy jokes yeah little comedy skits i've never heard ashkenazi i've never even heard that phrase ashkenazi food let alone it disparaged i don't even know what it falls under yeah being like yo jewish people shouldn't make uh jewish jokes another thing to be like you know that's you hitting us one spot you got to stay away from don't talk shit about jewish food yeah i mean

even though you're a jew you think it's better because you're a Jew, but it's not, okay? I mean, I literally Googled it, and the first thing that comes up is bagels. What else is it? Matzo ball soup. Okay, super bagels. And that's it. The only two things we have. Well, you think it's funny to trash matzo ball soup in your little accent.

Literally, we have like two foods that are of borscht. No, borscht isn't really. There's like two foods literally i mean sebastian did the best joke about it where he's just like after after bagels it's like huge huge drop off nobody's ever like let's go to that jewish restaurant yeah you know although the comedy seller is an israeli restaurant and it's really good yeah but they sell but it's kind of middle easterly stuff no they have like a lot of middle eastern that's like middle yeah that would be not that would be like sephardic food okay that's not i was gonna know these literally bagels and matzo bowl soup so nothing no no yeah well i just i just wanted

to put that on your radar before you know have that in the back of your head when you're starting to do your little bit okay but i thought the jp morgan guys basically he uh he had a guy in the meeting and he asked him like you know why are you making everyone come back to work? Which if you're, if you're making 500 K a year as like a finance guy, like JP Morgan, like one of the fucking biggest investment banks. He went on a rant being like, you know, this, our company's falling apart because of all this stuff. He's like, I can't get ahold of anybody on a Friday.

Can't get ahold of anyone. He says all these, he says that, uh, essentially that, uh, young people are on their phones all the time. Young people are falling behind. And I think that's the biggest point is like, if you are 20 to 30 and you're spending your entire time remote, not making any connections and friends, it's like an industry that is real. It's probably not the best. Yeah, it's not ideal.

And you're probably losing out on a lot of stuff you might have learned otherwise. And there's some people that are like, fuck it, whatever. I don't care. Yeah, I'm going to lose out on something, but I'm better this way anyway. Yeah's some people that are like fuck it whatever it's still i don't care yeah i'm gonna lose out on something but i'm gonna i'm better this way anyway yeah and the people like well some people move to florida he goes yeah that's not my problem yeah okay then we're getting an investment firm again it's like you know investment bank in new york city is like you're all replaceable i don't think you realize like in this city specifically like if you don't want to take that job like someone will yeah and

these are you know it is funny because they used to like you know but before covid it was probably like 80 hours a week culture you're like the last one there's like a statement that you're making yeah of course and now it's like i signed enough at 5 a.m to go surfing in florida you know yeah yeah it's interesting though but he's it seems like there is a pretty big like ceo pushback against people for working from home yeah because it's fucking hurting the bottom line. I'm sure he just looks at it and goes, this isn't making our company better.

Yeah, it seems like it. He's probably just like, all right, well, easy decision. I don't care. And people are like, well, we moved to Virginia. He goes, I don't give a shit. I've felt like that with, again, I'm sure that a lot of people work from home and they love it and they're willing to give up those

as sacrifices or whatever. But I have people that I've worked with a bunch right like let's say like like no matter how you slice it i would say i'm probably one of like the best editors around sure you know probably maybe more than other things even potentially right and there's lots of people that i've worked with that if they're in my orbit where i was like in an office with them every day like i would probably be able to like train them to be like really good at editing yeah but when it's you know set up a meeting every two or three times like over zoom it's way harder to show something to somebody over like to explain it and little things right yeah so i think there's a lot you know for there's a perfect example where it's like people that i've worked with that i'm like

i could probably this person like spending time around me would probably be way better at editing quicker if they were actually like around but i mean you can think of a lot of things you just see you're around like the culture of you know a certain culture i mean even probably like how people like may maintain their lives like you know what i mean like if you're a guy that's working 70 hours a week the guy's like no you gotta do this you got there's probably like you'd be going for lunch with people and talking to people about stuff versus just like it's probably lunch by yourself or if you have something like you want a promotion or you want to like get something done it's probably so much easier to like just have that uh in a casual way than it is to like set a meeting and do the thing yeah of course but again i understand i mean i have like

i have a friend of mine who he he works at a bank and he very much is like when they started going in canada when they started going back to the office he was like i want to go back like i want to go he doesn't want to go back five days a week but he's just sick he's like i don't want to be at home five days a week this is fucking hell sick of it. He's like, I don't want to be at home five days a week. This is fucking hell. I wouldn't either. No, he's like, this sucks. He's like a lonely life sort of too.

Well, also he had young kids. Kids kicking around. And he's just like, it's hard to get any peace at home. You need to separate workplace and... Yeah, he's like, I don't mind two days a week at home. And I go to the office three days a week. That's all right. Yeah.

But the five days a week, he was just like, no, I like no i don't you kind of want to separate the things yeah so there's probably better it's more the transit right like if you live across the street from your house it's just like the driving that people commuting commuting it's like you know the dead of winter and getting dressed and like yeah you're like i got a fucking could be an hour drive because there's like a pile up on the gardener or some shit a lot of people doing like they're 250k your jobs and fucking pjs oh yeah yeah i mean trump was saying because they're getting rid of all those uh you know federal employees and stuff and he's like you know how many people these people have second jobs yeah he's like they're doing and that's what like that's what people were doing during covid where they're like over employed guy who works at he's like i

work at facebook and google or something it's crazy yeah you gotta be pretty smart to pull that off. Oh, hell yeah. I mean, that's a delicate one because probably you're legally not allowed to do that either. It is kind of one of those things too because if you're so great, like let's say you're a guy making like 300 grand a year

and you're like so good at your job that it's easy for you that you can have another job that's 300 grand a year. It's like, if you're that actually talented, you could also probably get a 600K a year job. Well, that's the thing. They're not actually that talented. That probably get a 600k a year job they're not actually that talented that's probably like an entry-level job at google like you're talented enough to get into google but you have to be pretty talented to do two 40 hour a week jobs no the whole thing is that it's like only four hours of work a week right that's the thing is

these jobs are easy yeah they're like we don't work four hours they're like we write 10 lines of code a week or something and you're like you know you know, it's like it's not a 40-hour week. It's like technically it is. So you have two cushy jobs. You have two cushy jobs, yeah. And you have more than enough time to complete both of them. Yeah. I mean, dude, everybody knows government employees don't do jack shit.

Of course. Yeah, they could easily have a second job. What was the deal with that story that happened in Miami? Basically, there was a Jewish guy that shot the other two Jewish guys. Did you see that? Yeah, of course. Dude, I didn't even get it. It's so insane. I mean, it's the funniest. I like a picture. I can't remember what Woody Allen movie was. Well, tell me what happened.

Basically, this dude was driving down the street in Collins Avenue in Miami, and then he saw these two dudes who he thought was Palestinian. He just got out of his car and started shooting at them basically missed them all entirely he shot one of them in the shoulder because like some dopey jew

who's just like bang bang bang just like couldn't shoot and then uh so he missed them except he shot one of them in the shoulder and then the police came and he's like i at the station he's like i killed these two palestinians and you're like yeah they were both israeli and you wounded one of them what i didn't get it his lawyer was like i just totally his lawyer was like he had a mental breakdown or something that's what he said i don't know it's like i mean it's an insane story because literally the guy's like yeah i killed two palestinians and they're like those were israelis yeah insane like you just you can't even tell arabs apart because they were probably like sephardic jews i mean they were They were obviously like brown dudes. But like,

how would you just see... You know how many fucking Spanish people are in Miami? Yeah, the story made no sense to me. I mean, obviously, I guess an Arab and a Hispanic dude look different if this guy's got such a keen eye, but crazy. It was a bizarre one, and then they were

going to charge him with anti-Semitism, and now they're charging him with Islamophobia. Yeah, they're charging him with islamophobia well yeah yeah they are charging him with a hate crime I think because they're like

it's still technically a hate crime based on intent but yeah crazy story and the guy was like a plumber or something

yeah I saw that yeah well the Germany stuff we've been if a plumber shows up to my house and he's like hey my name is

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Yeah. But Germany, I feel like it's a huge topic right now and it's pretty hilarious what they got going on. So, you've seen the 2020 interview, right?

60 Minutes, yeah. 60 Minutes. I can't do a German impression which makes this not funny for me because it's fun to do. Yeah. But these guys are literally,

they're just like, so what happens when, what happens when someone says something mean online? You're like, well, they take their phone away. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, yeah, yeah they're just like, so what happens when someone says something mean online? You're like, well, they take their phone away. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like, it's illegal to offend somebody. Yeah. Like, literally goes, and it's even more offensive when it's online. Oh, online, it's even worse. Yeah, well, because they're basically like, because if you offend, it's illegal to offend somebody, and then if you offend somebody online, it stays up there, so it's worse. I'll play a few seconds of this. This is, I couldn't believe.

And they all look like fucking characters villains that's clear is it a crime to insult somebody in public yes yes look at the guy in the middle a crime to insult them online as well yes the fine could be even higher yeah if you insult someone in the internet why if you insult someone in the internet. Why? Because in internet, it stays there. If we are talking face to face, you insult me. It looks like the guy from Office Space. But in the internet, if I insult you or a politician,

he looks like the guy, I got my pistol pulled, pop! Ready to drop shots non-stop until the sea. Yes, Joe. I got this killer up inside me. And let your homies know who done it. Because when it comes to a talk, you motherfuckers know who done it michael herman yeah he looks like michael bolton in the show about his name is michael i believe his name is michael herman this is insane though like if somebody they're so proud of it i know

and they're like you they're like if you reach if you like a tweet like a racist if you like a tweet you're like the likes aren't even public and they go that's who's the germans germans are really well germany's the one where have you ever had the shit where like though on twitter other countries stink i know every other country stinks but uh if i don't know if they do it anymore but there used to be like back in the jack dorsey days of twitter where they would say like your tweet you could post something in america and then it would be taken down because it like didn't comply with like the speech laws of germany i remember that that like it would always be like this doesn't comply you're always getting hit with german speech law yeah german speech laws you're like i don't i didn't follow german i don't live in

germany i know yeah and they're like yeah you fucking uh doesn't comply with german speech laws or whatever so dude they're the but it seems like they're almost like the fucking peak, the ultimate of the gay countries. Yeah, and they're doing like these 6 a.m. raids. Like literally like you would watch. Do you see the videos of the 6 a.m. raids? Yeah, and like it's like how they do like the show Deportation or like if they're like drug raids in America.

Do you think they have their Dr. Phil, which is like, you know, some like liberal blogger that comes in like for the raids, like does ride along? Yeah he called what did you do you go called someone gay yeah i called someone gay on the internet he goes that's i wouldn't admit to that yeah they're these guys germany's making britain look like the you know the free speech zone i know and it's crazy because again britain look like 4chan like you're like it's a crime to insult somebody like yeah you're like so what constitutes an insult like you know i know yeah you're short you're you're fat he goes out and is that a crime yeah and it's more of a crime if you

fucking tweet it if a girl says that you had sex for not long enough yeah again i don't know who makes the rules like that's the whole free speech first Amendment thing. He goes, who defines these things? Imagine that day. You're with the chicks. He goes, oh, you're done? We got one here, actually. Stassi, could you please come to my house? See, I wish I could do it, man. That's probably my worst one is I can't do.

Not even close. Not even close. It is me, a German. Yeah. How's that? Not good. Not good. Not good. Police police we got one

reported some girl calls me i guess it would be if a girl calls imagine a girl being like jail for calling guys dick small yeah she had to be she didn't like the piece for some reason you said to dick that would be acceptable exactly right i think that wouldn't be a crime but if you say she's got a big ass vagina what yeah what are you in here for uh my boyfriend sent a dick pic and i said send the rest oh yeah doing 25 to life crazy country any insult whatsoever crazy country where'd you do that fucking hairdo in a blender again you're like yeah your haircut's stupid how bad cut is it crime in the internet yeah how does that work if you're like a public

if you're a public figure does that a thing like yes they had a fucking they interview comment people on this dude if you watch the rest of this clip so at the end of it they interview this german politician who literally sued meta because there was all these like things she's like this old girl old chick and she's like there's all these like things she's like this old girl old chick and she's like there's all these things being like you're you old like that yeah like all this stuff and then she's like that's defamation and then you are old that's not defamation but like the way whatever they were saying shit whatever the words are yeah yeah and they were like saying probably some worse stuff they're like you know like worse shit like but

anyways and then she went to meta and and then meta was like yeah well you know how many people we're gonna have to like hire to like deal with removing these from the internet she's like good yeah yeah yeah like yeah get them all off the internet like that's or you have to it's if we were in germany definitely every comment being like ryan can't speak right boom jail yeah yeah you'd be like valentine's day and they'd be like uh it's valentine's day and they'd be like it's valentine's day actually just for you jail partner yeah oh ryan's haircut's bad jail jail straight to jail i'm telling you man hey man if you live in if you live in america

be thankful that you don't and then somebody else reposts it or likes it. Are they committing a crime? In the case of reposting, it is a crime as well. They look like villains in a fucking movie. Whether you just invented this or just reposted it. That's the same for us. The punishment for breaking hate speech laws can include jail time for repeat offenders. They take your phone away.

But in most cases, a judge levies a stiff fine and sometimes keeps their devices. How do people react when you take their phones from them? They are shocked. Isn't that crazy? They are shocked. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh. Fucking country full of Klaus Schwab's over there

Isn't that crazy I know How do they react When you take your phone A day of shock A day of shock That's it You gotta be a

You're a real bad boy The girl's like You know She's like Can I get your phone number I'm gonna have to have yours Yeah Fucking state confiscated

Cause I'm a bit of a bad boy I mean they have I mean did you see the The interview Margaret Brennan, that retard, and J.D. Vance, and she's basically like,

the Holocaust started because there was too much free speech. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the kind of stuff that's going on. They're like, yeah, the Holocaust

was because of too much free speech. And you're like, yeah, I'm pretty sure when Hitler was in power, he probably clamped down on the free speech stuff. Yeah, and too much guns, too. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Yeah, well. No, that's the most revisionist history shit i've ever seen in my life america stay winning that's i would now you you could not i guess berlin right that's germany that's fucking cool as shit though right yeah i mean i'm sure cool city berlin's a badass city yeah but you don't want to just to visit i know i don't have to live there. You know our girl, Onaja, got arrested now. No! How's her shit going?

Literally, we said this. She was in Pakistan and then she got off. She went to Dubai. Yeah, she went to Dubai, left her layover

and just started trying to do her same Pakistan bullshit in Dubai. They're not having it. Within like 10 days now, she's like in jail. She might do like five years. There's consulates

trying to get her out I think right now. And basically what happened was she flicked a cigarette at someone and then she was smoking in public and women aren't allowed to smoke in public and shit like that. Can't do that stuff. Yeah, so apparently she didn't last long in Dubai. Now she might be going to jail. She got a little too comfortable with the liberal laws of Pakistan.

Oh, God. she got a little too comfortable with the liberal laws of pakistan oh god i gotta i i this morning i actually just added this i said you this but so someone sent this new york times article they dealt with this new york times article because you know there is a lot we were talking there you know germany's trying to deal with racism in their own ways but this guy sort of solved racism. As a white man, can I date a woman of color to advance my anti-racism? Yeah, it's called the fetish. Yes, you can. Well, his fetish is getting rid of racism, and the fetish is working good. I'm rock

hard. My business is fucking ethnic chicks to get rid of racism, and business is good. So he feels a little guilty about it though he's he doesn't know he says no he doesn't feel guilty his friends are giving him shit yeah because they're like that's not cool yeah he's well he's saying that i can only have sex with like you know like asian girl he's like oh yeah i'd love to get rid of racism with that one well again i know a

lot of jewish men who have that same proclivity yeah yeah yeah this is not uh the difference is that they just that's what they want they're not doing it baby what you say me and you get rid of some racism together you know yeah yeah it's just so funny being like that's how i'm solving racism hey i'm straight white dude recent college grad who has very progressive beliefs looking to for a committed partner who can equitably raise a family with me equitably raise a family it's funny aka get pegged also aka she pays for everything it's not gonna be that equitable pal it is funny saying i like equitable relationship inaugurative sexism what does that mean i like a black chick with a job yeah who makes more money than me

equitably raise a family with me. I have almost zero honest-to-goodness physical preferences. I've dated women of various shapes and sizes, various skin, hair, and eye colors, and have been attracted to them. But, he's a humblebrag. But? He's trying to do Mambo No. 5 right now. Yeah, I don't remember any fucking 400-pounders in Mambo No. 5.

I need a little Jessica. I don't want Jessica in my life. I need you and Equa in my life. A little bit of Harpreet in my number five i need a little jessica i don't want jessica in my life i need you an equal in my life a little bit of heartbreed in my life yeah a little bit of what's a spanish name spanish girl's name five four three two one i like it yeah so i don't think i think i put an a on the end of miguel i don't know if you're gonna be doing that great in the black girl community with the super overly progressive white dude i feel like asians are your territory there are super the thing is asians like brown chicks and white chicks but i feel like you're not gonna be crushing it with the black chicks being like the like overly liberal white

yeah you'll find some overly liberal uh black chicks i guess who are kind of like but i don't know because the thing is the super woke black chicks like they're they're very much like you know they're trying to kill our race by inbreeding or by breeding us no a lot of the super progressive you gotta find the black chicks like have aoc style but yeah yeah but i mean there isn't that many of those no you know what i mean no because even the really progressive ones, a lot of times, like really, they're more like Black Power progressive and, you know,

Data, not white guy. Yeah. I don't think progressive white dudes are crushing it with the black girls outside of like Bushwick, Brooklyn. No. You know what I mean? No.

No. Yeah, again, you can't be super Black Power and then Data White dude. They do. I know. Tell that to fucking LK. Right, right. He'd like to fucking MLK. Right,

right. He liked to get it in. Yeah, he is definitely getting it in. He was doing all these gay sex orgies. I didn't know about the gay sex orgies.

Oh man, he was doing I saw a lot of that stuff popping up. Dude, they had the He was a fiend, eh?

His FBI file came out and they were like, he was doing He had a wet dream. Dude, he would have all these crazy sex parties like in Miami and stuff

where like they would have tons of prostitutes And like making new all sodomy and all this stuff wants to be judged not by the color of your skin But by the size of your hammer. Yeah That he was fucking he was a freaky deaky I have a dream that you're that you will be judged by the size of your load and not the contents of those They're all pink on the inside well we may have different colors on the outside they're all pink on the inside i'll think on the inside is you there have to be like you're either uh like just a huge pervert or

you're a serial killer yeah he's uh he's a huge pervert here's what's controversial among my friends i want to prioritize dating women of color i'm a cross-cultural in a cross-cultural relationship i believe very strongly that one of the main ways to combat racism is with your relationship part of me thinks i will always be somewhat disappointed if it ends up becoming one of the most important relationships in my life with another white person. That's so funny. You know who fucking is going to absolutely hate this guy is the chick's dad. Oh, the chick's dad when he shows love?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, what's up, my brother? I go, put that shit away, man. Come on, these fucking white folk. Those honkies be crazy out there. Yeah, seriously. This guy definitely going to have black girl a friend effect to the max, man.

Do-rag and Tim's day one. I remember when they used to call this jungle fever back in the 90s. Sure. Yeah. Yeah, 100%. The dad of the girl with him showing up. Like, can you believe what those honkies are? They're literally the Sheikian.

Yeah, I just want to say a prayer before we start. The guy's like, you're not okay. He goes, where do you have the Kwanzaa? He goes, we don't celebrate Kwanzaa. We celebrate Christmas. I bought have the Kwanzaa? He goes, we don't celebrate Kwanzaa. I bought you a Kwanzaa present. Yeah, I got you a Kwanzaa. He goes, we don't celebrate Kwanzaa. Nobody really celebrates Kwanzaa. We celebrate Christmas.

He has his shirt on. This is down with the white man. George, Saint George. For sure, he has probably like a, you know, we wear the painter's outfits, like the one piece. But it has a spray-painted George Floyd on it. He definitely has a R.I.P. George Floyd on a spray-painted onesie.

Oh, man. The dad must hate him. That's so fucking funny. I just want to apologize. He's doing land acknowledgements. Yeah, black dads can't be fucking with that shit. Old head black dad. I wonder if they're ditching

the land acknowledgements in Canada. I wonder if those are going to go by the wayside. Like eventually? Well, all the shit that's going on there. You know, dude, it's so funny. They're like patriotism's way up in Canada right now. Shut up. Go Canada tomorrow night.

They lost though, eh? Well, the finals are tomorrow night. I agree that game was. I watched a bit of it because we were on stage. So I was watching like parts. We had it going in the green room a little bit. Man, you had the best tweet and I couldn't agree more where it's like, hockey is the funnest sport to watch.

What other sport do you get to watch a bunch of people fight every 20 minutes? Dude, they have nine, three fights in the first nine seconds. And it's the all best dude. It's the all-star game. I know like this isn't even regular,

like regular season. The only thing I'm actually, I looked at going, uh, we're actually in Portland, I believe. No, it's in Boston.

Yeah, I know my buddy. Who's the university professor in Boston. We were talking about, I was like, fuck, maybe I'll go. God, I would love to go. I believe. No, it's in Boston. Yeah, I know. My buddy, who's the university professor in Boston, we were talking about it. I was like, fuck, maybe I'll go. Oh my God,

I would love to go to that game. I know, that's what I was thinking. You would come. Tickets are like $2,000. No, but we're on the tour that day. Yeah, I know. Tickets are like two grand

to get in or something. But dude, I'm worried actually they're going to cancel it. Oh no, sorry, it's Thursday. It's Thursday, it's tomorrow. We're in the air.

We're in the air, yeah. Yeah, yeah, but I'm worried that they're going to cancel this format because guys are getting hurt because guys are playing like it's the Stanley Cup final and you I'm worried that they're going to cancel this format because guys are getting hurt. Because guys are playing like it's the Stanley Cup final, and you're not supposed to all get injured during the All-Star break.

So the teams are going to be like, we can't do this. It's supposed to be a gentleman exhibition game almost. It's supposed to be an exhibition game. You can't have our guys all coming back fucking injured for a month for the All-Star game. For the country. For the country.

Dude, there's so many injuries already. There's like Shea Theodore's out. Charlie McAvoy's out. All these guys are like best player on the team. That was action-packed, man. Dude, the finals are going to be crazy. I know. I can't wait.

I hope we can get it on the plan. Oh, if we can't get it on the plan, I'm going to be fucking disappointed. It was so good. Both me and my hypothetical partner, that is so funny that he has a hypothetical black partner that he hasn't met yet, but he's planning on it yeah can you set on online dating can you set by race yeah yeah you can yeah you can okay either super progressive or super racist

i think it's one of those things you where they it was a you know woke racist thing where they started it so like you know so ethnic people don't have to be matching with their colonizers kind of shit. But then it's obviously just used for dudes to pick which fucking race they want to be. Use out the Trevor Noah thing. Trevor Noah is fucking amazing.

Holy shit, dude. Literally like, you know what? Integration? Bad idea. Like a truth of africa took his fucking clan hat out of he goes that's what i've been saying yeah he says that he was he says in very very careful wording yeah that maybe integration's bad because he likes hanging out with africa no he literally just got we all just wind back all this diversity shit everything and you just wind back up with uh yeah birds of a feather huh that's what he was his message was birds of a feather yeah you know what there's a reason why every cafeteria just

naturally segregates in every high school in america so well you came to my cafeteria on freestyle friday i'll tell you what you're gonna be seeing there man and never didn't have a fight freestyle fridays was like dude it's so funny they had freestyle fridays and then they had the break dancing competitions i might have told you this but the break dancing where you they do the thing where they take the guy's head and then pretend to spin it like a basketball and piss on it and shit like that and then they would do a freestyle competition right and every single time they would have a freestyle fight a freestyle competition and the place would break out into a huge brawl and they'd cancel freestyle Fridays for another two months and then they'd bring freestyle Fridays but then they someone at the

student council would decide to bring freestyle Fridays back and it was a big fight but that was segregated but my school was definitely not segregated yeah I'm just saying all the multicultural groups

in my school this isn't the rule everywhere but for the most part it's just I kind of do agree that people do self-segregate a little bit

but at the same time like it's based on a lot of other things like for example if you see someone that's a comedian like there's so many different factors of course like you would segregate with if you went to a wedding i'm talking about a comedian there you would segregate with

the comedian i'm i'm privy to toronto people regardless of their sure i know i'm talking in school in high school in a cafeteria it's just like all the asian kids say with the asian kids they might say with the brown kids too because a lot of times it's like you have the weird food and you don't want to have to explain it to everybody else and so it's just like you know you just all the weird different foods just sit together you're into the same stuff i guess yeah you're into the same play the same sports white guys are playing hockey black guys playing basketball a little bit but i'll tell you that's you know what it's probably more like that when there's less of people. For example, Italians were probably the 5% of my school, right?

Yeah. And they really had their corridor. That was their spot. But with black people, where they were 25% and white people were probably 45%, then they break off into subcultures. You know what I mean? Sure, yeah. They would have their own subcultures and obviously they yeah but i think they'll only stick in with

your race stuff is when your race is two percent right yeah i mean like when you're right when you're like uh if you were if you're in a school and you're like hey there's four indian kids at this whole high school you might find each other and be more friends that was basically my high school i think my high school was 1600 kids and it was probably 1550 white kids yeah but as soon as you probably hit like 15% of the population of a thing I think you stop segregating yeah yeah at some point there's some part yeah I agree but still for the

most part I think people but in America it does feel like they do have second again Trevor Noah number one proponent for I was just so crazy crazy and they're all just all these people are these like fucking just nodding along they're like yeah yeah preach I tweeted actually someone posted that it was funny even the And they're all just, all these people are these like fucking just nodding along. They're like, yeah, yeah. You preach. I tweeted actually, someone posted that.

It was funny. Even the chick who's like on the TV, all her books, she was, and they were all by color. Like they were all organized by color. Of the author? No, no, no, no, no. So she had all these books on her bookcase and they were all segregated by color. They were all color coded. In that conversation.

Me and my hypothetical partner uh so i want to put forth greater effort and practice more listening than we would otherwise would in a culturally homogenous committed relationship and one of the this guy's this is the most like living your uh saving the world hypothetically just sitting there being like, yeah, and I'm going to have a black girlfriend and I'm going to listen to her so much. I'm not going to take up any space. I'm just going to listen. I'm just going to listen and learn. The amount of listening I'm going to do is going to blow your fucking mind. Yeah, and then she's going to hate you because you're

a fucking beta doormat. Of course. She's not going to like this. Obviously. Bobby Levine. Family connections for people a warm mat. Of course. Yeah, she's not going to like this. Obviously. Yeah. Bobby Levine. Family connections for people of color, including any biracial children that we'll

bring into this world? Yep. Here's my question. Despite my well-meaning anti-racist principles, is this preference wrong, insensitive, or somehow racist?

How can I be anti-racist as in that's being racist? Right. I know. It's a tough... I mean, I don't even know if racist is the right word. It's just that you're a goof. Yeah.

You're just weird. You're a weirdo. Yeah. Weirdo. Yeah. It's like, you know, you're making this such a part of your identity. It's like everyone just like, shut up. I think the blacks would call you corny.

Listen, there's plenty of dudes. I know. I know dudes. They're just like four Asian chicks in a row. Yeah. But that's what they like. They what they're not like prep. We're like, I must intellectually. Yeah. They're intellectually like, yeah, chicks in a row yeah but that's what they like they what they they're not like prep like i must intellectually yeah they're intellectually like yeah i must date asians because we must have mixed children you're like yeah i'm into asians that's what i like

totally fine he says he's not he's like i don't even like them more yeah which is almost more offensive so you're just like it's like i actually prefer white girls but i will date you know yeah i have absolutely no preferences on anything fucking You can be fucking hot, fat, huge, gross, ugly. My only preference is stopping racism. Stopping racism. Sexually. I mean, honestly, if you really want to stop racism, kind of remove yourself from...

Well, I guess he is because he's saying he'll have a mixed race baby. Yeah, yeah. He wouldn't burn to the earth with another one of him. Yeah, yeah, that's good. But, I mean, he could get rid of him yeah yeah that's good but i mean he could get rid of him remove yourself from the gene pool yeah i do hope onaja we got a bunch of stuff on the page justice for onaja justice for onaja come follow us on the patreon i got a bunch of bangers i did a huge deep dive i went through and thanks to everyone who sends articles

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