The Boyscast with Ryan Long - EMERGENCY Elon vs Trump BLOWOUT Podcast, Pride & The Democrats Hilarious Plan to Attract Men

Starting point is 00:00:00 In response to criticism that brands like Target have completely scaled back their pride celebrations, CEO Brian Cornell states, Reporters and my wife need to leave the past in the past. What we did a few years ago was a phase and we have since been delivered. Not that it's any of your business, but if you must know, we've been working extensively with my local pastor and haven't even thought about giving in to any gay temptation for months. When asked if the switch had anything to do with the changing cultural tides,

Starting point is 00:00:24 Cornell said, Just drop it, okay? I'm serious. Sometimes Satan throws us challenges, but I am currently a happily married man who likes to barbecue and watch the game. I like beer, America, and God, and why are you so concerned with my past anyways? Maybe you're gay, huh? Ever think of that? At this point, the reporter began showing Cornell a picture of Target's 2019 post, which included a Target logo behind two men in bondage outfits with the caption, it's bottom week at Target, to which Brian interrupted, I already told you I'm not that guy anymore.

Starting point is 00:00:52 You trying to make me slip? Is that what this is? Or did Dave send you? Because you know I have a restraining order against Dave because he tried to show up at my son's little league game and make a scene. Or did Dave fail to mention that part? At this point, Cornell's wife walked in the room and said, Brian, did I hear you talk about that homo Dave again? To which Brian replied, I told you he's out of our lives, okay? I'm a God-fearing man. Hey, what do you reporters

Starting point is 00:01:14 ever ask about when I celebrated Veterans Day or National Marriage Week? At this point, the sound of what appeared to be a Grindr notification went off, and as both Cornell and the CNN reporter instinctively reached for their phones, Cornell's wife stormed out of the room muttering, Delivered my ass. The boys cast. We had a full episode plan and shit just hit the fan. Did hit the fan. Did it? Danny Polichuk's in Calgary right now.

Starting point is 00:02:03 He had to, I mean, I don't know if you want to say on camera what you had to do to get that internet connection, that microphone. Oh my God, man. People, if you know, if you ever tried to do anything at a hotel, I had to suck a lot of dicks to make this happen. There's a guy lying in a ditch right now to work on a rig just being like, fucking guy, buddy stole my mic there, eh? Stole my big black dilly, eh?

Starting point is 00:02:25 Oh yeah, my buddy stole the big black deli, eh? Oh, yeah. My buddy stole the big black deli. I'm just sitting in the ditch here. I don't even know if I want to make it to the rigs there on time. But that's the kind of things we do. I had to take a cab to the studio. I know. Dude, this is people.

Starting point is 00:02:37 If anybody's ever decided to question our dedication to the podcast, I'm in a different country right now. It's a two-for-one episode. And it's not even a real country. That's all we's it that's all we're saying and two for and then there's the patreon still too so we're out here there's the patreon also don't hold any predictions that we made on the main episode against this i was i don't think no we kind of talked about we didn't do much no no whatever but so the the elon versus trump right now I've never seen my phone.

Starting point is 00:03:07 Literally. Every group chat's lit up right now. There's only one tweet left to be sent at this point. And it's literally Elon Musk being like, yeah, and Trump's got a small fucking dick. I was actually, I'm not kidding. I was thinking that exact same thing. Literally, it's like a boyfriend, girlfriend breaking up. And I guess Elon will be the girlfriend in this scenario. And's just like yeah he's yeah it's like you got a tiny

Starting point is 00:03:28 fucking dick man it's a straight up cat fight and the next drop is that your dick's small the only thing left call them a fucking pedophile miller donald fuck it. Millimeter Donald. Yeah, millimeter Don. That, that, that, that Don. You kind of actually, that actually is the internet version of, uh, your dick small as you're a pedophile.

Starting point is 00:03:53 Yeah, literally. He's just like, remember like Elon had the whole lawsuits against him. Cause he called that tie diver, pedo guy. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:04:00 Whatever. So that's his go to, he thinks that's the height of, that's the height of a put down to be like, yeah you're a pedo this is oh there's actually a couple different things that could happen right now the first one is one of them post a photo of him he like elon post a photo of him gazing at a trump photo with uh somebody that i used to know playing in the background or trump being like hey uh elon actually told me secretly he was doing a Nazi salute. So yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:04:27 He actually was doing it. Yeah, yeah. This is all a shrunken show. That was a total Nazi salute. He said it the whole time. He's very proud of it. Elon just drums. He goes, yeah, you're fucking orange, bud.

Starting point is 00:04:39 Cheeto says what? It's like, we're like this close to that level of discourse. He puts up his finger. He goes, it's still orange from the time I actually raised it. Now you're just somebody that I used to know. Somebody. So that was. This whole thing is literally insane.

Starting point is 00:05:01 I mean, Trump was sort of playing it at the beginning. Like he was, he was sort of playing it at the beginning. He was sort of the more calm and collected one, which made you feel a little bit without which we will get into it, but without getting into the intricacies, it's Trump's usually more the emotional 10-page tweet. It felt like Elon Musk was out of the

Starting point is 00:05:18 gate being a little more emotional. Again, and part of me is like, is what Elon's saying true and Trump's just like painted in this corner. So that's why he's being normal right now. Like literally Trump's like with the Epstein stuff, like with the Epstein stuff where Trump's just like, yeah, I can't really make a big stink. I got to get Elon Musk killed before this all comes out. Or the other side of it is he's like, I've gotten what I want from these like fucking tech losers and I don't need them anymore.

Starting point is 00:05:42 I guess. But it's like, well, I was just gonna say maggie can't afford this kind of fracturing right now you know like buddy right now you're seeing a lot of people on the internet with like mega patriot 454 being like elon's dead to me yeah oh dude you should see have you been on true social at all i don't go on true i own that that's like the worst part about this is that this is you have to go on true this is a beef that's happening on two separate platforms. I was thinking that too. It's just like-

Starting point is 00:06:09 Crazy. The Truth Social's done. Just give it up. Dude, it's so crazy because literally Trump is fucking- So you're like, you got to go check in to see what he's saying on Truth Social. And then Elon's responding to it on Twitter. And then he's responding. So you got to be like bopping back and forth between these apps, which is so stupid.

Starting point is 00:06:25 But like the people commenting on there's a few people on true social which is actually surprising they're like you wanna like who's big on true social? Danes DeSouza? nobody! there's literally it's Donald Trump that's it the next biggest guy on Trump gets three or four truths per truth

Starting point is 00:06:41 yeah I mean dude like Trump has like on his most recent post which was which was very interesting from trump i don't know if we should do this in some sort of chronological order or we can just bounce around but his most maybe you give a yeah you give a little bit of a synopsis i mean people are probably paying attention but yeah yeah yeah so essentially um you know elon's very upset with the spending bill he's like this he's essentially feeling like he got stabbed in the back because the whole point of him doing the doge, like damaging his entire reputation. And then it was just like, yeah, of course. Right.

Starting point is 00:07:27 But I guess Trump sort of being like, yeah, yeah, definitely. Once we're going to go, we're going to tighten the purse strings right up as soon as we're elected. Yeah. Yeah. Like Elon Musk, I guess, was an idealist where he's just like, you lied to me. Like you said, you were going to do this stuff.

Starting point is 00:07:39 And then you like kind of stabbed me in the back or whatever. So his whole thing is he's just like, you know, he had a tweet three hours ago. And he's right. He's right. He's like, Congress is spending America america into bankruptcy and he has i will say this elon has been completely consistent he's just like this is not sustainable something needs to be done trump was just like i'm the guy to fix this and then trump gets elected and trump's just like yeah it's business as usual sorry man this is politics essentially right so um basically uh donald trump there you

Starting point is 00:08:07 know they were starting to fracture or whatever and then i don't know what the the original tweet was but he's elon's been sort of poking at him a little bit on twitter being like you know the big you can't be a if you're a bill you're gonna be big or beautiful you can't be both exactly i'm not happy about it then trump did an interview a couple days ago or i think that might have been even this morning or yesterday where they asked him they were just like uh you know what is this elon thing and he kind of went on his things he goes you know he never said anything bad about me but you know i'm sure we're gonna work it out and sure actually elon came he had the black eye if you remember that and for it was kind of weird that he had the black eye makeup on

Starting point is 00:08:41 he kind of went he kind of just dodged around the whole thing he but he never he never really went in on elon like specifically yeah and then elon kind of went out online and then he was then he's really starting to drop bombs yeah well this is and it was hiroshima yeah oh this is fucking hiroshima times 10 this is uh trump's truth he goes elon was wearing thin i asked him to leave i took away his EV mandate that forced everyone to buy electric cars that nobody else wanted that he knew for months I was going to do and he just went crazy so literally Trump's just like this chick's crazy this chick's fucking nuts and literally this is a crazy chick and it was only because I took her EV away yeah exactly I took her EV tax

Starting point is 00:09:21 credits away just like I literally took her fucking Amex black card away I took her I took her EV tax credits away. Just like I literally took her fucking Amex black card away. I took her. I took her Amex. And she's just going nuts. Right. And then, and then he, and then he goes, I should Sinclair to sort of chimed in. Oh,

Starting point is 00:09:33 dude, it's been a fucking meme city. But then he, and then he, and then Trump goes, the easiest way to save money in our budget, billions and billions of dollars is to terminate Elon's governments, governmental subsidies and contracts.

Starting point is 00:09:44 I was always surprised that Biden didn't do it. But Elon even says he's like, yeah, you should get rid of my subsidies because it's like, you know, it's not for the grand scheme of things of what I'm trying to accomplish, which is cutting back spending. It's like, yeah, you do need to do that. I think maybe his point is like, yeah, you can get rid of my subsidies, but not don't just. Yeah, exactly.

Starting point is 00:10:02 Like get rid of all your crazy bullshit right because you're kind of like hey we we want you to cut everyone's salary and they're like good news we just cut yours right and so literally this is so like just the timing of this so funny so trump calls him crazy literally goes you're loco you're crazy and then elon goes time to drop the really big bomb at real donald Trump is in the Epstein files. That is the reason they have not been made public. Have a nice day, DJT. Like the most chick shit I've ever heard of in my life.

Starting point is 00:10:33 Elon's being a bit more of a chick here. Dude, isn't that like literally like, yeah, my ex-boyfriend is fucking gay at the bathhouse. Have a nice life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's 100% of the things you always see like the rappers or basketball players' ex-girlfriends life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's 100% of the things you always see, like the rappers or basketball players'

Starting point is 00:10:47 ex-girlfriends posting. Oh, yeah, exactly. No, it's like the fucking NBA hoes who get passed around, you know, and then they like the one fucking doesn't wipe them up. Tell them about what you made me do

Starting point is 00:10:56 in the bedroom that one time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He likes to be pegged. How would I do that? Exactly. It's like, he likes to get his ass eaten, okay? Anyways,

Starting point is 00:11:04 have fun in the finals have fun in the finals you bati boy um yeah so anyways they're just like the obviously the epstein thing is like the craziest thing to just be like he's a hunt the reason the epstein files have not come out is because trump is in them and again and then other people other people like even in our groups people were kind of like i guess the debate there is they go well why wouldn't biden uh really why yeah why wouldn't have well because then people go well because they're implicated too and then right like it's such a crazy spider web at this point where you go you can't like if you're like it's like a kill switch or whatever where you're like a dead man switch where you're like yeah this is up in you

Starting point is 00:11:40 bring all these other people like you just find out you trump comes in you go yeah it was everybody in washington well we talked about this later in the episode the epstein files where they just have You bring Trump in, you bring all these other people. You just find out, Trump comes in, you go, yeah, it was everybody in Washington. Well, we talked about this later in the episode, The Epstein Files, where they just have a couple more names to remove than they're right in that video out there. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Exactly. But I mean, again, this guy, A.G. Hamilton or whatever, which Elon basically replied to or quote tweeted, and it essentially says, Epstein liked it. This is from an article from a new- What did he quote tweet? A thing this is Trump's ugly 2002 New York magazine profile Epstein like

Starting point is 00:12:11 to tell people that he's a loner a man who's never this is from a Trump quote I believe Epstein likes to tell people that he's a loner a man who's never touched alcohol or drugs or one whose nightlife is far from energetic and yet if you talk to Donald Trump a different Epstein emerges I've known Jeff for 15 years. Terrific guy. Trump booms from a speakerphone. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do. And many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it. Jeffrey enjoys his social life. I've seen some of that stuff before. Yeah. I mean, that was always coming out. And then there's also like Trump's been not to Epstein Island, but he's been on Epstein's jet seven different times. So it's like for him to be like,

Starting point is 00:12:45 I don't really know the guy. Now Trump says he's like, after he heard about all the crimes, he's like, he cut Epstein off. That's Trump's story. Essentially. He's like,

Starting point is 00:12:52 we were friends. We knew each other. Well, the shit went down and then that's a good example because the other side of that was that people are saying that to Elon Musk. Cause Elon Musk, it's the equivalent of, imagine I said this to you just so you know,

Starting point is 00:13:04 like Danny Polishuk, like had sex with tons of kids so just so you know and you go when did you know that and you go yeah I've known for years and you go it's kind of an indictment of yourself as well yeah yeah totally and then you know yeah because we did the podcast together I didn't tell anyone but he's got a lot of kids in his basement yeah and then Elon Dries is another great one he goes uh this is the next tweet basically maybe two later he goes uh the trump terrorists will cause a recession in the second half of this year just basically saying like yeah like literally like hey you know another thing like another stupid app you've been working on that you're trying to raise money for it sucks and it's

Starting point is 00:13:39 losing money but that's also another kind of indictment too or it's like why like you've been so you admit you were lying well tons of people with the epstein stuff where they're like wait so you knew trump was on was like in the epstein files and he's basically saying like i can't hold it anymore i've got basically but then all his ears were his uh his secret chest was burning yeah but then all these people are like wait so you knew trump was on the epstein files and you were willingly working with him just because it was like you could get access to all this power and just like and you knew the tariffs were gonna be further like you knew all this stuff was bad and you're just like just kind of willingly going along with it um it's all and your dick's small and you're ugly

Starting point is 00:14:23 yeah yeah dude all this dude it's every single thing I think if he really came out and he goes and Melania's a man yeah and then Trump's most recent post which is the last one two hours ago he says I don't mind this is the weird one where you go this is a little too cool for Trump almost where he goes I don't mind Trump's playing it cool

Starting point is 00:14:40 well this is the one where I go is he like concerned and that's why he's playing it this way but he goes I don't mind Elon turning against me, but he should have done so months ago. This is one of the greatest bills ever presented to Congress. It's record cut in expenses, $1.6 trillion and the biggest tax cut ever given. If this bill doesn't pass, it will be a 68% tax increase and things far worse than that. I didn't create this mess. I'm just here to fix it and make America great again.

Starting point is 00:15:02 So essentially, he's, but he's just like, yeah, you know, I don't, you know, if Elon wanted to turn his back on me, he just should have done it a few months ago. I don't, you know. The bill was here. Instead of like the normal venomous, vindictive Trump that you're like used to seeing. And then dude, now Steve Bannon. Steve Bannon's been, Bannon's been on Elon's ass for a minute though. Bannon's, everybody's like Bannon's been vindicated right now with all of this Bannon is literally like they need to

Starting point is 00:15:29 fucking deport Elon because he essentially Elon saying impeach Trump yeah Elon saying impeach Trump and make JV Vance the president which is crazy and then uh Bannon is like they need to investigate Elon because he basically fraudulently obtained his green card so he's fraudulently a US citizen which there is a mechanism to deport people

Starting point is 00:15:49 oh they're talking about sending him to El Salvador they're literally sending him back and then you're like all that New York Times he's going to El Salvador yeah he's going to

Starting point is 00:15:56 fucking the gulag and then what was the other thing he's the richest man in El Salvador and then they have that piece on New York Times and he's like doing

Starting point is 00:16:03 all these drugs and stuff all the time so then he's like they need to investigate him for all his piece on New York Times where he's doing all these drugs and stuff all the time. So then he's like, they need to investigate him for all his drug use. Did Trump say that he's a druggie yet? Or is that Bannon? No, this is Bannon. Oh, and then one other thing.

Starting point is 00:16:16 Once I said Elon's ideas are a bit like your buddy that's coked out, just being like, he's got a fucking Mars. What if cars drove themselves? Kind of, except he does them. He has a different batch of coke. And then Trump was with the whole thing where he's like uh the easiest way to save money in our budget billions of dollars is to terminate elon's governmental subsidies elon musk replies that's kind of saying like how about okay well you know what how about your alimony gets disappeared you know what i mean

Starting point is 00:16:37 yeah yeah but then uh elon musk goes in light of president's statements about cancellation of my government contracts spacex will begin decommissioning its dragon spacecraft immediately what is that i didn't get that it's essentially it'll strand all the people in the space station like it's how they like been getting people to and from this international space station so essentially shut down the international space station and i don't think there's anybody stranded in space now but like you know it's one of those it's literally like i'm taking my car back kind of thing. Yeah, I'm taking my, I'm taking the ball back. You can play basketball, but I'm taking the ball back.

Starting point is 00:17:10 Yeah, enjoy your fucking hoop. Taking the ball and going home. But you can, we were joking. You can drive your car, but not on my road. Our buddy, our buddy, because like I posted it, because I tweeted. I was like, how long until Pauly Market has odds on Elon getting deported? And then Bovado, which is a famous online book, has the odds, plus 950, that he'll be deported. It does seem like free money, though, because he's not going to be deported. Well, it's not free money because you're betting that he will be deported.

Starting point is 00:17:41 You can't bet that he won't be deported. You can't bet that he won't. No, no, no. There's no bet. That's the thing. They're taking the risk that he will be deported, which is why they're giving you such big odds. I think it's like 10,000 to one, not a hundred or 10. It's like 9.5 to one.

Starting point is 00:17:55 I think it's zero. He's not getting deported. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, I would take a punt on that. If it was 10,000 to one or something, I'm like for 10 to one odds. The dude, for example, you would take a punt at the chance that Elon Musk gets deported. If the odds were paying $10,000 for every dollar I wagered.

Starting point is 00:18:11 Yeah. I throw 10 bucks on it. He's not getting deported. 10 bucks down the toilet, whatever. But it's like, you sound like the American government right now. Hey,

Starting point is 00:18:19 all I'm saying is crazier things have happened. All I'm saying is that I'm like, if those were the odds, dude, I bet on the Pacers to win the NBA Finals, and they're paying 6-1. So it's like, dude, the Pacers winning the NBA Finals are only

Starting point is 00:18:31 slightly better odds than Elon Musk getting deported. Yeah. Yeah, it's not good odds. Yeah, not good odds. Probably the other funny things was I always like to see how quickly do we get to Israel.

Starting point is 00:18:48 So on this one, probably the connection was this is why if Trump has all that stuff against him, this is why Trump's been so pro-Israel because they've got the goods on him. They got the compromise. Yeah, they got the goods on Trump. Hey, maybe those pee tapes will turn out to be real after all that'd be super crazy imagine elon musk does it elon musk is a stream on the front of twitter with stormy daniels yeah yeah like literally just like plays the fucking video from

Starting point is 00:19:16 the steel dossier that's like everybody's like that's totally fake and made up and it's just him getting golden showered it's funny because these are two people that the media has declared so much war on that there's so much like dirt for them to say on either of them that both of them have like there's just the amount of ammo that if you want to be like i'm the anti-trump guy or the anti-elam musk guy they both have just like okay you did this and you do that and like you just go like you just say uh things trump did like 10 000 things that the media's been crushing him on. Of course. It's fucking endless.

Starting point is 00:19:49 Look, all of this happened in the course of literally three hours. Trump should put Ashley Sinclair in charge of Doge. Oh, that would be good. That would be good shit. He goes, yeah, I'm sure she knows what to do. And she's just fucking like, it's like, oh, weird. We put Ashley in charge and now the

Starting point is 00:20:04 federal deficit ballooned to nine trillion. Whoops. Like he's just really spending the money, you know, like he's really just to fucking get back at Elon. It's just like, yeah, bankrupt the entire fucking country. How does it feel about that? I think that the moral of this underlying underneath this all was that I don't think anyone thought that the Trump Elon friendship was going to last forever. I thought it was like... I mean, I didn't think it was like,

Starting point is 00:20:28 maybe not last forever, but it's like, dude, I remember they did that interview with... They were getting really powers. Wouldn't it be nice? Dude, it was crazy. Like when he did the interview with Hannity, the two of them,

Starting point is 00:20:40 and they were like gushing over each other. Like they were fucking gay for each other, man. But that's what happens though. It's like when Tom Cruise was on the show and he says he loves the girlfriend a little too much. Remember he goes, I'm in love. Yeah, yeah. It's a countdown.

Starting point is 00:20:52 It was at one point, it was the couple that's posting a few too many social media photos. Part of me thinks there's like an element where they're like, they were both playing each other, you know, like they were both playing each other. And so they're both guys that like to get the better of a relationship and then at the end of

Starting point is 00:21:07 this they're just like well one of us has to win so it's like a chess game of who's gonna make the first move but then so they were like i love this guy more and he's like no i love this guy more like they had to be like so crazy about it because they're like he said on twitter he goes there's no one i love there's no human being i love more than Donald J. Trump. Yeah, and now he's just like, fucking see you in jail, pal. Like a month later or something. Two months, a few months later. So this is one of the craziest. Trump cancels the HB1 visas.

Starting point is 00:21:37 That would be another. Oh, man. He goes, how about this? No more Indians for you. Yeah, also your South African pals are fucking staying to get murdered in South Africa. South Africans are going back and there's no more Indians. He goes, for you. Yeah. Also your South African pals, your South African pals are fucking staying to get murdered in South Africa. South Africans are going

Starting point is 00:21:47 back and there's no more Indians. He goes, thank you. Thank you. Don't come again. Trump just Trump just posted a lighting and HB one V's on fire and

Starting point is 00:21:57 he goes, thank you. Don't come again. I mean, if you're one of those South Africans and you're like, you know, kind of just packing your shit up right now, you're like, eh, maybe time to unpack this shit. I don't know if we're one of those South Africans and you're like, you know, kind of just packing your shit up right now, you're like, it might be time to unpack this shit.

Starting point is 00:22:06 I don't know if we're fucking going to the States anymore. Should we? Yeah. Should we? We don't know if we should unpack or not. He's got a U-Haul ready to go. And you're just like, oh, I don't know if this is going to happen. But the fact that Trump's playing it a little more cooler means he feels like he has the

Starting point is 00:22:19 cards, in my opinion, where he feels like he is the president. He goes, I'm the president. Yeah, you have more money. I have more power. This bill's happening. I've already used your capital for whatever I needed it for. Yeah, exactly. I don't need votes anymore. I need actual Congress people to put my bill through, which looks like it's going to happen.

Starting point is 00:22:36 So, get fucked. Yeah, exactly. He goes, hey, nice knowing you. And he's just like, you used me? And he goes, it's politics, Elon. It's just how it is. People do really find out that getting into politics is you will come out with just like Bugs Bunny, you know, stars over your head. Oh, 100% Elon. Like Elon was literally this like wide-eyed optimist going in and just go, yeah.

Starting point is 00:23:00 Well, he's probably a guy that he's like every project that I've decided to,'ve maybe not everyone but mostly he's like i can get my way yeah it's two guys that don't like to not get their way i bet you he was tossing and turning in bed like last couple nights where he was just like all this and then the big spending bill where they just spent all the doge stuff he was just like lying in bed being like you i bet you he had bad sleeps that night you think trump hits him with just like elon's acting all crazy because he's on drugs? You think there's a chance of that? I think that, yeah, if he plays it calm, he makes Elon look crazy.

Starting point is 00:23:31 You have to go, this guy is a fucking, you know, radical left. Yeah, that's the thing too, is like we're talking about Donald Trump who has like actually like very high EQ, right? Whereas like Elon Musk has like zero, like his emotional intelligence is like as low as possible. high EQ, right? Whereas Elon Musk has zero. His emotional intelligence is as low as

Starting point is 00:23:48 possible. Sort of an okay point, yeah. So this game is not in Elon's favor. Elon Musk is used to winning things by just beating them. Brute force intelligence. Intelligence, but I was saying just like, hey, I have a company, you have a company,

Starting point is 00:24:03 and I beat you by my company destroying your company. Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah. Like actual outperformance. saying like just like hey i have a company you have a company and i beat you by my company destroying your company sure sure yeah yeah like actual outperformance trump's just like art of the deal like art of the deal finessing like real estate wins which is like you manipulated people into thinking that the thing was worth less and you you know you removed all their papers from their house that show that the real estate's actually going up so yeah of course right scams right yeah schemes and scams and right? Yeah, schemes and scams. And like, Elon doesn't play that game. Elon's just like, yeah, I'm like a builder. I build shit and ship it like I'm a tech

Starting point is 00:24:32 guy. And you go, okay, well, you guys are playing way different games right now. They're playing different games and the question always becomes whose turf is the final game? I mean, the fact is, is at the end of the day, Donald Trump can get Elon Musk arrested and it's not the other way around. Like, donald trump is literally impervious from like you know the law essentially as the city you can delete his twitter man well that's that's the big one is like circle is yeah

Starting point is 00:24:56 yeah like fucking bans trump like that's how this whole thing ends is like he literally bought twitter because trump got banned and then he just bans Trump. No, he puts Jack Dorsey back as CEO and then bans Trump. Elon Musk is like, I guess free speech isn't that good after all. I'm done playing with free speech. Yeah, I'm done playing with free speech. I got burned pretty bad. What was this tweet that was in our group chat where it says uh peruse uh sexina do you know who that is yeah he's like he's like some tech guy

Starting point is 00:25:32 well he basically said he goes well elon musk uh just admitted that he knew about trump being uh doing stuff with epstein and he held on that information so i can't trust elon musk we've sold all our Tesla shares. Oh, he said he actually sold all his Tesla shares? That's what he says. He goes, we sold our huge position in Tesla, but we can't trust Elon Musk's judgment if we know that he was lying, that we know he sat on the information

Starting point is 00:25:56 of Trump being an Epstein guy. That's pretty crazy. I mean, dude, it is so crazy how fragile the markets are. Because obviously it's understandable that like tesla tesla was down 15 there's almost not 20 at one point today but it's like crypto is getting killed because these two guys are just like fucking beefing each other like my djt is down a lot you you own that no that's crazy yeah i have my entire net worth in djt yeah obviously i hedge a bit i've had djt

Starting point is 00:26:29 half milania well that's not even trump coin what's trump how's trump coin doing djt the stock which is basically all they do is they own truth social and it's like you know uh what is the market cap of the company okay so i own three coins i I own the stock DJT. I own Trump coin. And then I have a 5X, I have a 5X. I have a 5X. 5X leverage DJT. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:26:52 Yeah, but so DJT is down 8%. It's a $5.5 billion market cap company with $820,000 in revenue. In fiscal. True Social is a crappy company that's what i'm saying so their first quarter is like i mean true social can't be worth more than rumble as it's yeah it's i don't think it uh it is but yeah obviously it shouldn't be no but that's what i'm saying it only is because you know there's some people that are yeah yeah but anyways that's important the cause but i'm like my question is why why did...

Starting point is 00:27:26 I mean, a lot of people sell things for a lot of reasons, but I'm like, why is Ethereum down? Because these two guys are fucking Bitcoin. That actually kind of makes sense, though, because there's momentum dying with that. Yeah, I mean, I guess it's like... There's kind of a momentum in a decentralized world, and then Elon Musk is like a big crypto promoter and he's best friends with

Starting point is 00:27:48 the president and all this stuff. And then you go, the whole thing's kind of falling apart a little bit. Yeah. Trump coins below $10 is down 10% below $10. I mean, David Sachs, David Sachs is probably,

Starting point is 00:27:59 uh, he's like, uh, he's to fucking hide in and like Lincoln's bedroom right now. I mean, like, what do I do? He's just rocking back and forth. Just like, what do I do? He's just rocking back and forth.

Starting point is 00:28:06 Just like, what do I do? What do I do? Well, it's definitely, for him, it's basically like, it's, it's like his mom and his wife fighting. You know what I mean? Kind of. Yeah. Well, you're like, yeah, it is literally like where you go.

Starting point is 00:28:19 Your dad's fighting your business partner. Well, you're like my, well, my mom's going to be dead in like three and a half years, but I'm going to be with my wife for like another 30 so i don't really know what to do trump says i don't mind elon turning on me but he should have done so months ago yeah so he's basically keeping it uh i'm telling you he's not going as wild as you'd think make america great again he's basically i think i mean trump probably thinks like elon your power comes from me as much as you think you give me power of course of course i do trump's probably like right now like his his fucking aides are like he probably has 20 fucking tweets he wants to tweet

Starting point is 00:28:55 on they're like just calm down just i'm to the we're like we're telling you he's like fucking twitching like he needs to get these things out and they're like no no no just less is more right now donald like just don't go too crazy because you know he wants to get these things out and they're like no no just less is more right now donald like just don't go too crazy because you know he wants to have a fucking crazy tweet storm like just going in on them and they're probably trying to the question is is there any way that they somehow like he's like yeah you don't even have i mean he's saying you're a pedophile it's like okay you don't even have sex with the girls that you impregnate you fucking robot freak you you freaking tech freak you don't even have sex with

Starting point is 00:29:27 these girls you have a list of hot chicks you haven't even put your dick inside them you fucking loser yeah at least i've seen dms at least when i was with epstein in new york going to like manhattan penthouses we had bitches you know you're you're having a sperm taken in a cup and put it in their vagina basically yeah dude there, dude, there's all... So that's his age. They're like, all right, don't tweet that one. Yeah, you can even bet on Polly Marker. Will Trump jail Elon? That's only 5%. Do you think Trump releases?

Starting point is 00:29:55 He goes, how about this? We're going to release some information about the botched dick enlargement surgery. And then the botched reduction surgery. There's nothing there anymore. Yeah, yeah. So definitely will be to follow we still have a full episode and then we'll follow it this week

Starting point is 00:30:13 and talk more about it next week I'm sure they'll be lost to discuss next week but we just had to comment it would be crazy if we just released the episode tomorrow and this happening in between now and then the next week is going to be a fucking bloodbath.

Starting point is 00:30:27 Oh my god. Do you think any chance they kind of mend fences? Is this like a really crazy fucking, like crazy like, you know, Dominican couple from the Bronx where they're like knife to their throats and then they're all kissy kissy the next week? That's how Jack Posobiec

Starting point is 00:30:43 tried to pose to you. He was just like, this is what it looks like when men fight. People aren't used to it. And I was like, no, this is what it looks like when chicks fight. This is actually what it looks like when chicks fight. I think Trump does want to take it offline a little bit. So I've been saying Trump's making Elon look crazy, but the other side of that is that you kind of say that you go, well, no, he's like, let's get this offline.

Starting point is 00:31:04 This isn't good for business so maybe he's a little afraid of him but I think that it's not looking that way but it could be this is literally your girls out on the front lawn like having like a fucking meltdown in front of all the neighbors you're like let's just talk inside

Starting point is 00:31:19 can we just like just calm down okay I was wrong just come inside and we can like like, you're fucking embarrassing me. Elon's ripping the American wire. Yeah. He's keying his own Tesla and shit. Look at your Venmo. I just sent you your subsidies back.

Starting point is 00:31:37 How about that? Thanks for nothing. Yeah, exactly. Okay. Let's get into the full episode. Guys, thank you for being here. Patreon.com slash TheBoysCast and the full episode will commence currently.

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Starting point is 00:35:41 no i'm just saying pride i don't know if you've noticed but it's pretty officially you know what it is season's kicking off no it's not kicking off that's what i'm saying okay do you know like i always have that theory where like america kind of steam runs an entire culture in seven years never to be heard about again sure where it's like i always say like musics are the best one where you just like kind of, you know, Scott, music sort of exists forever and then kind of gets popular

Starting point is 00:36:08 here and there and then in America within like, no doubt gets popular. Within three years, it's guys in costumes, 19 trombone players and then a year after that,

Starting point is 00:36:17 it's never to be heard of ever again, right? Scott, you think we ain't hear from the gays ever again, Ryan? Is that your big hot take? I think it's like, just back into the closet, gays.

Starting point is 00:36:26 You had a good run. No, America love bombs a culture. That's what it is. It's like, do you know how they would say a guy comes and he's like, you know, how girls are with best friends? Because they're usually feminine movements. Sure. How girls are with best friends where it's just like,

Starting point is 00:36:41 you meet a girl at the bar, you're like, this is my best friend, I love her forever. We're inseparable. We're putting all our photos together and then it was like then within like three months four months you're just like remember that girl yeah that was a weird time for girls in their 20s especially yeah i think that's what happens with this sort of stuff too i mean i don't think other countries are still doing it sure oh yeah dude in toronto because you see like home depot and uh google

Starting point is 00:37:06 basically was like we're not giving money to pride this year like it's like 700 grand this is in toronto it is in toronto and they're like we're we've like we made like uh they didn't sign make a signed agreement so they were like just we're not we're not contributing to pride this year and some people are like because it's trump and what's going on the states or whatever and then like olivia chow the mayor is like everybody needs to boycott home depot because so you don't pay you have to pay your vig like they're the mafia literally she's like they're like okay the canadian economy is like having all these issues with tariffs and then she's like yeah just go boycott this like giant company because they won't drop like five mil yeah literally because they won't pay their

Starting point is 00:37:41 extortion payment literally the mayor the mayor of Toronto is like, it'd be a shame if something happens to your business if you don't want to pay up. It's the extortion. Literally, it's the fucking mob. No, it's the two gay guys from Seinfeld. Yeah, literally, it'd be a real shame if your fucking... Real shame.

Starting point is 00:38:00 If your store got firebombed. Well, all we're asking for is a small little donation, a couple of pride flags, and it costs you a million. These dicks don't swing themselves, you know. Real money that is required to get these dicks a-swinging. Just the cum cleaning alone.

Starting point is 00:38:16 Just the cum cleaning. You know how many times we have to clean out the piss pool on a daily basis? I think that piss pool is just going to clean itself. Hey there, homo. You're homo depot now.

Starting point is 00:38:27 That's what it is. They're not homo depot no more. That is funny, though. So I didn't realize that people were going public with the extortion racket. Yeah, well, that's like it was a big thing. But in America, I feel like everyone's like, it is what it is. Now we're back to normal. Just kind of maybe not completely normal.

Starting point is 00:38:44 There's still residue, but it's obviously on downward trajectory. Yeah, we're back to normal just kind of maybe not completely normal there's still residue but it's obviously on downward trajectory yeah we're coming back we're coming back i think that the i think the companies are a little more like we don't want no trouble you know what i mean just again yeah they're coming up and they're like you you're gonna you you uh fucking you hand in your extortion payment or you're not and you're like listen i don't want no trouble i even saw a few companies uh announcing that they're just like because there were people trying to put it on blast a bit there was like the 15 companies that have scaled down their pride celebrations right how expensive are these parades i think a lot of i think what happened were they funding like the actual cost to build the floats i think what happens is you

Starting point is 00:39:24 pay like five uh you know mil yeah and and then you get your name on a float. Yeah, you get your name on a float. But I'm saying, what is that five million needed for? I think it's half. It's the glitter budget. Yeah, the poppers budget's pretty high. It is a pretty good question. What does it go to?

Starting point is 00:39:39 Do they advertise it? I don't know. I mean, I lived in Toronto when they had their pride parade. Maybe they buy a lot of condoms or something like that. I don't know. I lived in Toronto and they had their pride parade. Maybe they buy a lot of condoms or something like that. I don't know. You can't get Trojan to donate some condoms. Trojan happily probably donate condoms. I'll tell you who's not using them. The gays.

Starting point is 00:39:53 That's what I'm saying though. So it's more like prep on the street. Yeah. I actually don't get security. You gotta hire a bunch of police officers. Well, that's the thing. I think every time you think it was a security guard, you go, officer, we have a problem. The guy's like,

Starting point is 00:40:07 just turns around. His nipples are cut out. No crotch, open crotch. Oh, you're not a police officer. Oh, a security guard over there. Okay, maybe the fireman. Are all the first responders gay? Correct.

Starting point is 00:40:24 I diagnose you with a lack of talk. Let's solve it for them, boys. Yeah, so again, I really don't know where all the money goes to. It's a really good question. It's just like whoever runs the pride organizing committee. Someone's getting paid. The Sean King of pride? Yeah, the Sean King of pride, exactly.

Starting point is 00:40:41 The Black Lives Matter kind of pride thing where it's just a big racket because they're like, what do you need so much money for? I guess lobbying, you know what I mean? Lobbying what? I think... Piss pools. Piss pools? Like, it costs a lot of money to go to Congress

Starting point is 00:40:54 and be like, listen, we're... Piss pool, broad daylight. Yeah, we need licensing for a piss pool. They should be paying it for blindfolds for children. That's true. I mean, that would be money well spent right there. Pride money generally refers to the corporate nonprofit spending tied to LGBTQ events. Pride event.

Starting point is 00:41:10 Okay, staff and organizers. They're volunteers. Mostly they are volunteers. What are you talking about? That's all volunteer work. Performers and entertainers. I think this might be a huge payday for some fucking gay acts. Sure, but you're telling me that like, you're not getting some...

Starting point is 00:41:25 Marketing? Marketing. I guess they have a lot of commercials. Like, come be gay. Pride, I mean, I might be missing something. I don't recall ever seeing actual like commercials. Well, I don't see them because I close my eyes when they're on. Yeah, but you just...

Starting point is 00:41:40 I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay. But like, you knew when Pride was. Like, the weekend. No, they have it on like bus shelters and stuff and stuff like that yeah we're just like they'll have like uh two seat belts like the wrong way going into each other and i'll just be like i actually saw a funny thing did you see that yeah i did see that the seat belt so you go only one of these it was like the two like like it doesn't matter which way you do it yeah it kind of does yeah there's the two male parts the two female parts and then the Male and female it goes only one of these works Grants for LGBTQ

Starting point is 00:42:09 Organizations and administration Salaries so I think that's a big Part there's probably a lot of people that are like I'm the you know The pride yeah the planner and I Understand like assistant and I make Fucking like an event like that probably Is like a full-time job.

Starting point is 00:42:26 Some portion goes to rainbow-themed products. I don't know what that even means. What? What does that even mean? Some pocket it all using pride as a marketing strategy. What? So some corporations pocket it all, it's saying. Okay.

Starting point is 00:42:38 So they're saying... I mean, again, you can do... A bunch of gay people can meet in a street. Lobbying. A portion of non-profit or corporate funds can be used for political campaigns, lobbying, or legal advocacy. So I guess some of the pride money. This seems like a total racket. The more I get into it.

Starting point is 00:42:54 No shit. Well, again, I was always under the impression that pride was just like, the city is like, hey, we'll shut down the street for you. Reaching grassroots trans POC communities. So POCs somehow got their hands on some of the pride money. How did POCs get in the game? They're not into the gay shit. That's what I'm saying, but somehow there's like, I guess they have to pay their vig. Yeah, they're going out to Rexdale and being like, what's up my fellow gays?

Starting point is 00:43:14 Yeah, because the pride people go up to the corporations. They're like, it'd be a shame if your business got boycotted for being homophobic, right? And then I guess the blacks go up to the gays and they're like, it'd be a shame if you got boycotted for being racist. Sure. It's like, listen'd be a shame if you got boycotted for being racist. It's like, listen, no one here wants to get boycotted. Everybody wants their taste.

Starting point is 00:43:29 I think everyone has to get a little bit of a taste. Anyways, by the way, to me it seemed a little bit back to like, listen, you guys can get married, but we don't. Yeah, for now. You guys can get married for now. You keep up with the shenanigans and that's not even going to be on the table. But we're like now you guys get married for now you keep up with the shenanigans and that's not even gonna be on the table but we're like you can get married okay there was at least the hot and then it's gonna be just the hot chicks and you get married yeah only the hot

Starting point is 00:43:54 ones two hot chicks two hot chicks to get married we're fine with that there was uh all these people like if you watch like a lot of influencers when they get married they turn their marriage into essentially like an influencer thing it's right off it's well that that's true but also it's like during their speech they're just like you know ever since i saw you and i was drinking uh yeah i saw you across the room with that amstel light they literally do have all this stuff and you'll see all these product placements they They have product placements at their weddings. And everyone posts all this stuff. And they get all this stuff sponsored. It's so funny because it's obviously only a specific type of influence.

Starting point is 00:44:33 Imagine at your wedding, you're just like, you know, I'm just so happy to be here. And I don't have to use my auto blow 3000. That was like Landman. Landman had so many product placements. Landman was getting out of control. Landman was crazy with the plot. I was like, half Landman had so many product placements Landman was getting out of control Landman was crazy with the plot

Starting point is 00:44:46 I was like this is like half of this is a commercial I know it was nuts he was like I used to be

Starting point is 00:44:53 an alcoholic now I only drink Michelob Ultra yeah yeah yeah and literally he's like can I get one Michelob Ultra

Starting point is 00:44:59 please but it was weird because he was like making it out that it's kind of like a fruity drink like it was like it was weird because they weren't like he's like yeah it's the beer the beer for alcoholics you're saying it wasn't a good product wasn't a good product placement it's like i know

Starting point is 00:45:13 he's just like this scruff badass i actually noticed that a few times where you're just like you're rubbing it in her face with the car they had a car they had a plot line about the car yeah they brought it up like 95 times she was getting divorced and she was like the only thing i need is my bentley is my yeah it was just yeah it's like the only need the only thing i need is my bentley azur with power steering and yeah definitely yeah it's like all the features bluetooth and air and uh air conditioning yeah you're like okay it. It was a lot. Yeah, it felt like that as well.

Starting point is 00:45:50 I also had another theory that I was thinking about because I was sort of pitching to John the idea that Indians and Jews have some of the same sensibilities. Sure. And then I was also saying that there's a similarity between all the cultures that have that are the most whipped a lot of times are the most like i guess you'd say like misogynist cultures like

Starting point is 00:46:09 there's this thing if you think of like an indian guy or even like a lot of jewish guys they're kind of like um you know in some ways like the i'm the one the man runs the household i make the decisions but those guys are actually more whipped like a lot of the muslim guys and i have a theory jews are like jews like secular jews which is most of them are not really like that. Honestly, secular, like the Orthodox, anything is misogynist, I think. Because obviously like Orthodox Jews, like they have the thing in the synagogue where you can't even sit. I don't know about that. I feel like a lot of New York Jews, it was like, yes, they're whipped.

Starting point is 00:46:39 But at the end of the day, they're like, I make the decisions. It's the man's job. I would say the Italian culture is definitely that. The Italian where it's all like you know she it's like the dudes are like you know really and then it's like you know she really runs the show here it is and i think i know why why so do you tell me what you think of this theory i think the reason why the more like uh pro-men cultures are actually more whipped is because in pro in non-pro- man cultures where women are allowed to argue with

Starting point is 00:47:07 you where everyone's arguing right in a normal equality uh country like the you know you you argue right yeah and women are actually worse at arguing oh they're so bad right so yeah in some ways whether and men know how to deal with a woman arguing you know how to deal with a woman that comes home and she was like i don't want you to do that you're like that doesn't even make sense like now you're in an argument right which is fine because now your voice your concerns what men don't know how to do when women aren't allowed to speak like in muslim cultures let's say certain indian cultures where it's like if you speak you get hit yeah it was like well now they fight the way that's actually better which is crying and stuff so it's like an indian wife in like you know or pakistan let's say like a wife

Starting point is 00:47:45 in pakistan no she can't be like i don't want you going out with your friends she'll be like i'll tell you what the fuck i'm going where i want i want going right yeah so she can't uh argue in that way what she can do is oh you're going out again okay and and then what about the cultures where that gets a beating they don't know how they don't know how to deal with it right because she then they beat him and she cries more it's like when men see like a woman crying they just want it to stop sure they don't men know how to deal with like i don't want you to do this don't put your thing there and you go shut up i'll make the decisions that's what they say right what they don't know how to do with is, you're doing that again? No, you're in church. And then the guy goes, the guy goes,

Starting point is 00:48:27 it short circuits men, right? I've become actually pretty immune to it. I literally just go, just let you cry yourself out. You actually become immune to it? I've become completely immune to it. I'm not immune to the tears. I'm a hardened man. I just start throwing money.

Starting point is 00:48:42 I go, what can I do? Let's get it all out. I just start I just start throwing money I go what can I do let's get it all out let's just get it all out I just sit there just watching sure she loves that hang on gotta fight fire with fire man

Starting point is 00:48:51 well but that but you're in a maybe that you're better at dealing with it because of something that I can't work into my theory it's a tactic

Starting point is 00:48:58 it's just a tactic I have well you just yeah you're a it's a tactic I developed over time I didn't always have that stoic emotionless man and you've also improved on that yeah no i you i know i used to be like where i was like oh anything you want let's just make this stop right now please stop please but i think that's a part

Starting point is 00:49:16 of it so i don't know tell me what you think of that that there's like when in cultures where women aren't allowed to speak their mind they resort to emotional manipulation more yeah and that's actually 10 times more effective sort of the guy's like you the guy knows how to be like the wife's like i need you to come home and you're like oh don't fucking tell me now you're mad it's easy to like be mad yeah what's not easy is her to be like to make a woman stop crying no they make you feel guilty they go oh you're coming home later? Yeah, okay. That's fine. I do what you want. And then you're just like, what the?

Starting point is 00:49:47 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like when they give in and you're like, that was a little too easy. Yeah, you were just like. Yeah. I think it short circuits those guys, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's tough. I mean, I'm sure there's some cultures where you can't even cry either, though. You know, I'm making generalizations.

Starting point is 00:50:00 The good ones. No, but then they don't cry. Then they have to get smarter. I think the women have to get smarter. Yeah, they're adapting. But the thing is, they go, oh, well, then I can't use my words, which are daggers, which they're not. So they go, I have to use these other methods of emotional manipulation, which is actually

Starting point is 00:50:16 how to work. If you're a girl that's good with men, and you want him to buy you a car, you don't say, I want you to buy me a car. Here's why i've decided that i think it's a good idea yeah and i think that it would be good for this and here's the right what you say is like please yeah please we need a family men don't know how to deal with that it fries your fucking fries your syntax yeah yeah yeah we're not we're not wired to deal with that for sure that's why i think that's that's not hardwired for that yeah so when the girls aren't allowed to speak they actually get better at manipulating yeah plus you let them you know you throw them a

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Starting point is 00:51:42 yeah for my podcast i'm trying to see glenn greenwald there was a big video that came out where he was uh what was he doing he was a licking a man's a friend of the pod glenn greenwald friend of the podcast glenn greenwald was licking a uh a black man's feet while smoking what appeared to be crystal meth. One of the funniest stories of all time. I don't think he was smoking meth. He was wearing a nurse's outfit. I didn't watch the video. I just saw the screenshot.

Starting point is 00:52:13 Oh, yeah. And then I got a description. Ladies and gentlemen, let the record state. Danny hasn't seen it. No gay shit. I actually haven't seen it either. I saw the description. I saw the description.

Starting point is 00:52:23 I saw screenshots. I'm like, nah, you're not making... Yeah, I'm not doing that. That's not one step too far. I gotta, for politics, I have to be watching a fucking gay porno? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly.

Starting point is 00:52:34 For the podcast, I gotta be watching gay porno. I'm keeping up on politics. I'm good on that. And then he PayPal'd the guy like $2,000. How do you know that? Because that's what everybody said. At the end of the video,

Starting point is 00:52:43 the part of the video is because it's like in the video he paid. I guess it's like a humiliation thing. Right. Oh, he's like a pay pig in this situation too. Well, it's a part of it. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:54 On top of the licking. So if you think about if you think of he was like it's all humiliation king. But the point is the video release might have been like he might have

Starting point is 00:53:02 really got off on that. I mean, here's the thing. He has the best out. He just goes israel did it and of course they did glenn people ah israel people were a little bit deciding what they think about based on uh israel literally it was that's how this shook out if you were pro israel you're like this is depraved disgusting shit and if you're pro palestine you're like those fucking israved disgusting shit and if you're pro-palestine you're like those fucking israelis are trying to silence they're up to it again a classic massage move right there he's trying to silence their critics by releasing his gay pornography that he made also i think all gays are guys they're doing this so i mean i'm sure a lot of them are but also like when i saw

Starting point is 00:53:40 that i was like yeah that's what they do like we. We talked to Glenn Greenwald. He was on this podcast. His whole thing is like, every government is trying to destroy me. But they are. I know that. I concede they are. And he's like, they're all after me. Dude, he's the real Tinder Swim, though. That guy is real actual enemy.

Starting point is 00:53:56 I understand that. And I'm not disagreeing with that fact. All I'm saying is if you're Glenn Greenwald, you're like, you know that foreign governments 24 hours a day are trying to hack into your phone. Why do you have this video on your phone? Right. Like, that's crazy. What's his excuse?

Starting point is 00:54:13 What does he say? He didn't comment on that. He just goes there like, you know, this is just like. Maybe he had a vault. No, he was just like, this is just two consenting adults in their private lives and this is not going to. You've never had a video on your phone but you're not you're not foreign governments after you're not telling you're saying you're not at war with massad yeah i'm not at war with massad i work for them and if i was at war with massad or if i had you know china like fucking

Starting point is 00:54:37 pegasusing my phone i'd be like yeah maybe i'll just keep that i'll get a second phone maybe just that phone will be the fucking depraved gay shit phone. I mean, straight shit phone. And then, you know what I mean? Like, you're like, you know, they're after you. And like, there's a higher standard of caution for Glenn Greenwald than a normal person. He probably is so cautious in many other ways. You would think.

Starting point is 00:54:59 He has a war with so many governments. You are right. This is giving them like, it's's almost like he wanted to be caught. That's the only way he could finish. It would be a real shame if this video got released. Yeah,

Starting point is 00:55:12 so that was the one thing I go, what are you doing? I feel like that was him edging. As soon as the video got released, that's when he finally busted. Yeah, he finally goes,

Starting point is 00:55:18 that was all I needed right there. But that was the one thing that was the final part of the humiliating thing. But like, you tell me a gay guy is doing weird shit like this, I go,

Starting point is 00:55:25 par for the course. That's what I'm saying. Gay guys can't chill. Certainly not shocked by that. You can never beat a gay guy that just chills. Yeah. It's not like you. That didn't come out, and I was just like, what?

Starting point is 00:55:38 Glenn did what? No. I was like, why is that on your phone? would yeah it would be funnier if it was like if ben shapiro had that release of course of course if ben shapiro had that release where he's in a fucking maid's outfit looking some dude's feet like that's quite the scandal that's quite the scandal ben yeah it definitely hits harder when it's like a republican senator of course of course. But yeah, this was just like, why is it on your phone?

Starting point is 00:56:07 There was some pretty good ones. Probably the biggest, like the best gay scandal leak was the guy who was getting fucked in the Senate. Remember that? The Senate twink? Yeah, the Senate twink. The Senate twink was a good one. There was a Turkish, pretty militant Turkish guy who got caught leaving the bathhouse.

Starting point is 00:56:28 Oh, sure. The male bathhouse, which that was the joke saying that's actually the straightest thing you couldn't be doing is leaving a bathhouse. Yeah, leaving. He was running away. They caught him running away from the bathhouse. Grandpa Simpson, when he walks in the brothel,

Starting point is 00:56:39 he's just like, and just walks right out. Yeah, basically he was running as fast as he could away from the brothel because he was just like, Yeah, there was the, I basically he was running as fast as he could away from the brothel because he was just like yeah there was there was the i think he was a connecticut senator mcgrievey or something my ex-girlfriend in the airport bathroom yeah he was but he was one of the classic like he uh was like this republican like totally against all the gay shit like yeah yeah yeah there was a few of those yeah and then ended up being those are the best

Starting point is 00:57:05 ones but my ex in toronto was friends with there's not really a hypocrisy component involved with glenn greenwald no there's no openly gay he's not really conservative yeah exactly i'm just like yeah let's he had a pretty good excuse too because he was just like he goes um he was like all the people that were sort of uh because a lot of people were sort of saying uh you know i guess like the christian conservative types were just like you know this is fair they're like come on guys like yeah yeah there was some hypocrisy from people where they were they were kind of being like you know we can separate the man from the artist and you're just like okay yeah but like if this was a if this was don lemon would you be saying that yeah or if this was 10 years ago would you

Starting point is 00:57:43 be saying that you're like you guys were pretty against this stuff fairly recently. No, but I'm saying people that would have been probably watched every Hunter Biden thing and were just like, this is the brave man or whatever. I'm sure you can make some rationalization here and there, but the bottom line was if Glenn Greenwald was like a staunch

Starting point is 00:57:59 if it was Don Lemon, they'd probably be just like, this is the brave. Where some of them were just like, I see no problem or whatever. I would hate to see what's on Don Lemon's phone. You would not want it. It's the exact same shit. Don Lemon might have been the guy getting his foot licked. Him getting his feet licked.

Starting point is 00:58:13 He was the one recording. But I guess the point I'm making is that it is true that there was some people that were just like this was not a problem for them but if it was a one of someone they didn't agree with politically it would have been a problem yeah but i thought glenn greenwell had a pretty good response where he was just like all the people that were saying that he was just like okay but you're saying that you only support like christian values people it's like okay well trump's fucking prostitutes married three times he has like you know that's know kids with three different baby mamas this this this

Starting point is 00:58:45 then he was just like how do you square that off and it's kind of like a pretty good point because all these people would do all this moralizing it's like okay

Starting point is 00:58:53 well why don't you ever do it to Trump yeah yeah this is your line essentially is what you're saying you're like this is the line in the sand for you and even if this isn't your line

Starting point is 00:58:59 it was just like you probably multiple times you've already crossed your line like ten times he draws the attention to like why are you afraid to call trump out then if you're so if you care about this stuff yeah because if you know you yeah exactly it's just like they don't it's i guess at the end of the day it's just politics and they go yeah they're willing to

Starting point is 00:59:16 overlook some stuff if they get a greater net benefit out of it they go yes so he's sort of they go everybody's flawed you give me one... They go, everybody's flawed. He'll give you one of those. Come on. Everybody's got some flaws, right? And I guess there is a point to be making that someone was kind of like, no, no, no. This is like what they're trying to sell you

Starting point is 00:59:36 in the TV shows. This is what it actually looks like. That's what that scene looks like. Sure. Yeah. This is what real extortion looks like. I was saying what the real gay scene looks like. Oh, the real gay scene looks like sure yeah yeah this is when this is what real extortion looks like i was saying what the real gay scene oh the real gay scene yeah yeah that's like do you think that i bet you 80 of people that are in gay scenes would probably watch that and be like

Starting point is 00:59:55 yeah it's my tuesday he goes oh taking her easy huh yeah probably had a rough weekend Took a day off Just wanted a light midweek Exactly Yeah, a little romp Midweek romp So, that's kind of my points on that I didn't really have much more to say about it But I guess the main three points are

Starting point is 01:00:18 It is impossible for gay guys to chill Yeah Two, there's probably some people that Chose their opinion on that politically oh for sure and three i thought he had an okay comeback when he was saying that like why don't you call out trump if you if you're mr family values sure and again i will say i'm like this just shouldn't like i mean obviously this is one thing but you're like if you like his journalism i'm like i don't see how this affects his actual journalism. Well, I guess the idea would be if you're someone that your whole deal is that people should be living family lives.

Starting point is 01:00:50 And I feel very strongly about that. And you can't trust people that XXXX. If anything, this makes it more trustworthy. I mean, I don't think anyone in our world thinks that. It's like, you know, if I had to cut out people that were fucking brave degenerates yeah circle would be very small i mean yeah but like if anything this almost makes it more trustworthy because he probably was being extorted and probably the easiest thing for him to do would be like all right i'll stop talking about this just don't don't put this thing out like when david letterman was getting extorted for the uh for the cheating and he just said it yeah or whatever but you're like he probably his

Starting point is 01:01:21 easiest path i guess if he doesn't want this coming out is that he's just like okay i'll stop what did they say stop talking about palestine and no no he he this is the hypothesis this is the hypothesis no i think it just got released i think i don't even know i don't think he even said he was they were like so they weren't extorting him unless there was maybe some request for money and he said no i don't know but again he's gay so it's like it's not he's not this straight guy who is exactly threatening to release this you go this is like i'm married with kids this is more the equivalent of in the gay world the straight example would be like this is someone threatening to release a video of you getting your dick sucked and the girl's pretty hot and

Starting point is 01:01:58 your dick's not small yeah and you go i guess you gotta do guess you got to do what you got to do. Hate for that to happen. And you're not married or anything. He's like, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the David Spade joke. The Yarmir Yager or whatever. The Yarmir Yager. Yeah, or some fucking 18-year-old model was like,

Starting point is 01:02:16 I'm going to expose you. And he goes, yeah, go ahead. You're going to expose me for banging a model? All right. Yeah, yeah. I think that's it. The gay version of a guy getting his dick sucked by a model is you rolling around in semen.

Starting point is 01:02:31 Sure. You chop off a guy's pubes, cover yourself in semen, and roll around the barbershop floor and just come up and say, I'm a Yeti now. Yeah. I'm the Bigfoot.

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Starting point is 01:04:40 Restrictions and important safety information Price varies based on product and Subscription plan This is a little more your department the epstein stuff yeah but it's been funny to me where they keep the dan bongino and cash patel i mean here's i i they keep a basically they keep saying like we're gonna release this video that proves all the stuff they're just like we're just so close to getting we just a couple more finishing touches not even finishing touches they're i mean the craziest part to me like they're saying there's

Starting point is 01:05:05 some finishing touches. Both of them, I mean, this has caused a huge thing, because here's the thing. Those two guys prior were like, they were going all the crazy podcasts. Dan Bongino was like, had a rumble, the biggest rumble show. He was like, Epstein killed himself. What are they hiding from us? He's probably selling Epstein killed himself shirts. Probably.

Starting point is 01:05:22 Or Epstein didn't kill himself or whatever. And then he's been doing all these interviews, and he's just like, yeah, he killed himself. I saw the video. Not the video of him killing himself, but we have videos of him. He's by himself. They're very much like, nothing to see here. Literally like, I don't know what to tell you guys, but bad news.

Starting point is 01:05:43 Epstein killed himself. And those guys, people who are very much in the Epstein for sure killed himself camp are just like, they're compromised now. Those are the two most based guys in office, probably. You can either believe one of two things. Essentially, Epstein did in fact kill himself. did in fact kill himself. Or you're like the way politics works is literally like these two dudes who had these like uncompromising like morals on this stuff. And we're like,

Starting point is 01:06:10 there's this whole deep state. And then they literally show up to be like head of the FBI, deputy director of the FBI. And then the deep state just shows up and they're like, Hey boys, some story we're going with is Epstein did in fact kill himself. Cop capisce. No,

Starting point is 01:06:22 there's more options than just that. I'll, we'll ask what's the one that you think. I'm now, I mean, I probably, a month ago, was like Epstein didn't kill himself. And I'm like, I don't think those guys would be lying about that. This is my impression of Danny. More, please.

Starting point is 01:06:38 More, please. It's not like fucking James Comey came out and he's like Epstein didn't kill him. Okay, here's a third option. I can think of 20,000 other options. Third option is they gave those fucking clowns the rigged footage already. Well, okay. Well, you're saying that there is...

Starting point is 01:06:52 They weren't even getting the good stuff to begin with. Yeah, you're saying... But I mean, this is the... They sat him down for their IDF viewing. Sure. I mean, I guess you could say that. Their propaganda viewing. Oh, here's the video of him.

Starting point is 01:07:03 Look it. There's no one going in the room. And then here's all the footage. There's no footage. It's like they're not tech analysts to that extent. Well, there's all these files and stuff. I mean, I guess you could say, yeah. They can sit him down.

Starting point is 01:07:14 They go, look, that's what happened. And then they go, oh, okay. Yeah, there is this crazy apparatus who's like literally above the FBI. Yeah, and it's been so long. Like you think they couldn't have potentially like, you know, created a new video? Well, I'm sure they have like. I'm just saying there's other saying there's other options i'm sure they have chain of custody stuff where they're like i doubt they're like faking it all the way knowing that like you know five years later well danny's eating it right up danny but there is a genre no i mean there is a potential that they

Starting point is 01:07:39 said they got the information and they go this is actually like it is this giant conspiracy and this is so damaging to the nation and like all this shit where they go, we're just going to be like, but why can't they just be like, we don't know. I don't know. We, it was just inconclusive or there's no evidence. They're going, we didn't see any evidence that he killed himself, but there's just, there's not a lot of evidence or something. Cause they just keep going with the cameras off.

Starting point is 01:08:02 And yeah, I don't know. They keep like, remember when they did the release of all the files and it was just like all kind of well that yeah that was nonsense they didn't really yeah the epstein documents they didn't really oh and then like six months later they're just like oh now we have a video finally but we just finally finished processing it it was like no it was just we put the memory card in and we were loading the footage to another computer and that you know how that takes nine months right like what are they doing i think all there's well they i guess they have to take so long they have to like go through all these documents and i guess redact anything that could like harm vic that's what they're saying anyways they're like we you

Starting point is 01:08:33 know they have to redact all this stuff and it's just a time consuming process the whole episode about the video the epstein prison well that's what he said why is that taking 45 years yeah well they were going to release it before these guys got an office now they're saying they're're going to release it, but they're just like, there's nothing to see here. Well, then why don't you release it? In the time of saying that, why don't you just release it? Yeah, I don't know. They keep saying we're just putting some polish on it. Again, if this was like anybody else, I would just be like, something's fishy here.

Starting point is 01:08:58 I don't know Bongino as much as you. You're a Bongino head. I'm not a Bongino head, but I'm just like, I know who he is. And I'm just like, for know who he is and i'm just like for him dan power he's a i mean there's nothing crazier in the world than for dan bongino to just come out right now and just be like yeah he killed himself like that is the craziest thing like everybody was expecting dan bongino just be like buckle up motherfuckers you're about to see some shit i wasn't expecting that yeah i mean i guess so i mean i was i'm never expecting that with anything when they're like oh we have the the scoop on jfk you're just like i'm not sitting there like oh we're finally gonna

Starting point is 01:09:29 here comes the airplane oh yeah so anyways i i i don't really know what to make of it other than obviously out of all the main conspiracies some of them are not true duh yeah but i even if what you're saying is true i'm it feels like somewhere along this three year long chain of events and you know a broken telephone the video and documents and you know that something's easily could get uh you know removed from the chain sure something could get removed and i mean again i guess yeah if there was a video in fact there was a video of him hanging uh, you know, removed from the chain. Sure. Something can get removed. And I mean, again, I guess, yeah, if there was a video, in fact,

Starting point is 01:10:09 there was a video of him hanging himself and then someone just went, deleted it. And then they go, yeah, we just have him pacing around. Okay. If they're saying they have a video of him walking in, he sets up the thing, puts it around his own neck,

Starting point is 01:10:18 hangs himself. It's like, uh, explain to me why that is not out. No, no, they don't have that video. They have him like,

Starting point is 01:10:25 yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Well, that's the whole thing. That's the original conspiracy element is they go, they're like, yeah, the video's like turned off. So what do they have then? They have him... No one walking in the room?

Starting point is 01:10:35 They have him walking in by himself and like they have like some, from what I understand, some external video of him like walking into a cell or something and then just, but they don't have, like I don't exactly know video of him like walking into a cell or something and then just, but they don't have, like I don't exactly know,

Starting point is 01:10:48 but something like along those lines is like they have him like prior to him killing himself. I don't know, dude. I think that, so you think it's a big

Starting point is 01:10:54 like Dan Bongino? I think that I'm going to have to reach out to you in fall when I start making sweaters so you can give me some of your wool. Yeah, I don't know.

Starting point is 01:11:02 I mean, like, this is not, shave your back and make me a sweater this is not an expected turn of events but again there could there i fully i fully concede that there that's danny there there could be some deep deep state apparatus which we know we have a team on and they just covered it up and so then now they're kind of poking around they go i guess there's nothing to see here like from what we see and, maybe it was set up for them to reach that conclusion for sure.

Starting point is 01:11:27 Where they go, like they go, you're paying more attention in this stuff than me, but yeah. But again, Dan Bogino was like literally the guy who was like, I'm just saying maybe he doesn't get the full scoop as much as he thinks he did.

Starting point is 01:11:38 He's the deputy director of the FBI. So he's like, that's like one of the highest positions in the nation. No, the highest position is the head of israel yeah benjamin netanyahu is the highest position in the nation actually if you want to be accurate let's go yeah so trump might pardon diddy too uh yeah apparently 50 cent was trying to get a hold of trump to tell him not to is diddy is trump just not tapped in like that?

Starting point is 01:12:06 Where they're just like, you know, maybe party diddy. He's like, yeah, maybe I would. Maybe I wouldn't. He used to like me, you know. Now he doesn't like me anymore. This and that. You know, but if I felt like he was wrong, you're like, are you not paying attention to any of this?

Starting point is 01:12:16 No, no. I mean, he's a bigger fish. Like, is he that? I mean, he does have bigger things to deal with. Yeah, but he's very involved in meme culture. He's tapped in. He's hanging out with Donald Trump Jrr who's like fucking online yeah i'm just surprised that he's like not that tough i mean that is also a crazy like i mean i don't perfectly like understand

Starting point is 01:12:35 this but like that could be an issue for the trial where you're like you're in the midst of a trial and the president's already saying that he will consider pardoning the person what would be the issue i don't know like wouldn't that like uh something i kind of know what you're saying i can't think of any though like that would just be something where you go hey this is well they're sequestered anyway so they don't know that yeah but apparently they say they're sequestered but like they always say like jurors always do end up like finding stuff out because you can still like i feel like it would be hard to sequester me yeah you know what i mean if you're like oh yeah you're sequestered for a month and a half it'd be like yeah right yeah right i'll be a sapphire later tonight fucking making it rain on them hoes

Starting point is 01:13:12 kind of though yeah like you know i mean you have a phone under your bed you're talking there is like an honor system because like i it's actually what it is they go you've been sequestering last night yeah you have your phone you have your, but you're only using that for time and alarm? I mean, here's the thing is like to truly perfectly sequester you, you'd be like, it'd be putting you in solitary confinement for like the, like if there was no honor system component, we'd be like, yeah, we're putting you in the hole. Well, they say you don't have your phone and you can't leave the hotel maybe? Can't watch TV, can't go on the internet, can't use your phone.

Starting point is 01:13:41 Maybe they turn your TV off. That's like prison. You're like, literally, you're like, okay, so I'm in prison now for the next two months? I mean, they have to be. They can't say you're sequestered, but you have access to television. You watch the trial coverage. I mean, I don't know. Well, you can't talk to your family.

Starting point is 01:13:55 You're like, I have three kids. I'm not allowed to talk to my kids for two months. Maybe you're allowed to talk to your kids. Yeah, I can't talk to my wife. I mean, you definitely can't be watching TV. I don't know. I don't know how exactly it works, but maybe it is where they just go,

Starting point is 01:14:09 yeah, you make 13 bucks a day and you're in the hole. You just get three square meals and you can't leave your fucking hotel room. That seems pretty crappy. Well, I'm finding out right now. When you're sequestered as a jurist, your access to TV is limited and monitored. News channels are

Starting point is 01:14:25 blocked okay to avoid coverage entertainment only like movies sitcoms and stuff like that okay so you watch entertainment but nothing current what about a phone tv watching is often supervised by the court staff so you basically have like a guy in your socks yeah so you're in your like literally you're like what did i do you're in your bed watching like top gun and the guy is sitting there like the court the fucking bailiff is beside you. Yeah, the bailiff is just beside you. And, like, you go, I'm going to put on an adult film. You mind leaving the room?

Starting point is 01:14:51 He goes, no can do, Kemosabe. Just take care of your business. I'll just turn the room. Can you make phone calls? If you're sequestered, phone calls are heavily restricted. Personal calls may be allowed, but they're monitor-supervised. No discussing the trial. No calls media-law. So you're sequestered. Oh, so you're basically allowed, but they're monitor supervised. No discussing the trial. No calls media law.

Starting point is 01:15:06 So you're sequestered. Oh, so basically like you're in prison. Yes. They basically put you in prison for being in a jury. Yeah, that's the whole thing. Are you unaware of this? I was under the impression like, yeah, I don't know. I didn't think you were.

Starting point is 01:15:18 That's why they're always trying to make the trials speedier because they're like worried about the jurors. Oh, all right. Yeah, I thought thought i don't know i thought there was like you could still talk to people i didn't know that they're like monitoring your phone calls like you're in jail oh buddy someone's just listening to your calls yeah it's not i mean i know there is the element where like you know people like uh defendants or whatever will like you know they'll try and get a hold of jurors to bribe them so it's like obviously you

Starting point is 01:15:43 have to you have to bribe them or threaten them. Or threaten them or threaten their family and stuff. So you have to mitigate that. That would suck if your family's getting threatened and you can't get a hold of him. It always seems crazy to me that in so many cop shows and movies, it's just like, anytime they find a witness to

Starting point is 01:15:59 testify against these crime organizations and they get murdered, and then they go try to find another one, you're like, why would anyone agree well that's that's the point right i know the last guy but you think the cops should be like their entire life should be like protecting these witnesses it's like they should put more effort into that you think so yeah but hey man it's i guess it's hard i mean if if one witness gets killed you're like it's blowing up your spot yeah but if you're the defendant and you just get one witness killed you go we're good to go here we're good yeah put the fear in god yeah fear of god yeah so dude the fucking can democrats save themselves by spending 20 million

Starting point is 01:16:36 on speaking with american men has probably been my favorite this is this is ladies and gentlemen this is our top story for the week. The Democrat Party's dropping 20 mil. 20 mil. It's actually been probably my favorite thing. Yeah. The idea. So when all your favorite micro-influencers start all of a sudden being like, Democrats are fucking sick, right?

Starting point is 01:16:54 They got the check. That's a good point. Yeah. So you know, when all your favorite accounts of like 20,000 followers are starting. But their whole thing is they've admitted that like men don't really fuck with them and they keep saying that like men see them as kind of like literally no one fucks with them dude today uh kareem jean-pierre or whatever she was uh that haitian girl who was like trump's press secretary she just announced she's like i'm leaving the democratic party or whatever and she's got everyone's getting out of there yeah it's like dude it's literally

Starting point is 01:17:24 like a sinking ship like everyone's like she's like i'm an independent now like i've i realized like being part of a party like strictly is like not a good idea this is what i was kind of thinking too when you watch what they're doing because the whole thing dude trump was or biden was threatening to kick jake tapper's ass dude do you have to get involved on top dude i might have to defend the tap i might have to do some fucking damage to's side? Dude, I might have to defend the tap. I might have to do some fucking damage to Biden to stay away from a boy like that. He threatened to turn the tap off?

Starting point is 01:17:50 Dude, literally fucking Biden, they asked him something, and he's like, I'll beat the brakes off that guy or something. Wait, Trump said that? No, Biden said that about Jake Tapper. Tapper's ass? Yeah, because of the book or whatever.

Starting point is 01:18:02 Fuck. Yeah, he basically was at some event yeah like he basically is they like he was at some event and he basically like threatened jake tapper he's so old he's so old he's like 82 he has like fucking metastatic cancer right now that is a pretty funny thing though for like yeah a man that old with cancer and they're like hey this guy wrote a book that said that like they covered up you being too old and And you're like, where is he? Bring him. Why, I ought to bring him in right now.

Starting point is 01:18:28 You see what's what, you know. Beat the malarkey right out of him. Beat the fucking malarkey. It's crazy. But he's, like, literally threatening violence against Jake Tapper now. Like, that's where we're at in this cycle. Well, they have a tough job because their whole thing is they spent the last eight years being like men are fucking nazis you know what i mean every man's like alt-right and all the whole

Starting point is 01:18:51 thing and it does suck for them to have to fucking swallow that and be like actually like men are fucking we need you yeah yeah you're sick again that is crawling back tail between your legs i mean they have i mean they're like it's a rudderless ship like literally they have like a no their only real strategy at this point for the democrats is trump just absolutely fucking up so bad where they go hey remember us i know fuck up that bad and if he doesn't then they're like all right we got nothing also if they they might not have had to do this humiliation ritual if they just had ran someone slightly more popular like you know what i mean sure because it would have been this humiliation ritual if they just had ran someone slightly more popular. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:19:26 Sure. Because it would have been such a blowout. Like if they just had a primary. I mean, honestly, if they had a primary, Gavin Newsom, he's the president now. So they come up with a thing. It's called SAM, which is Speaking with American Men. The group intends to study and engage with niche communities popular with young men, different races and backgrounds, including in forums and spaces focused on video games cryptocurrencies fitness diy videos basically all the fucking areas that they were just like do not go in there now that imagine you spend the

Starting point is 01:19:57 last six years being like those people right there in that little area stay the fuck they're poison and now you're just like hey my new assignment is to go make them like me and you have to go what's up guys like yo you're literally at the gym and you're just like some random you go and you're doing bench press you go hey man can i get a spot and you're just putting up he goes he's on top of you being like democrats are pretty sick huh yeah what's this about it he goes i work for the party you know see i see it the other way around where they're they're kind of like, because their whole team's like women and gays, right?

Starting point is 01:20:28 So they have these women. Ugly women and gays. Definitely. That's the problem. That's a big problem too. Yeah, beat chicks. Beat chicks. It's not like you go like,

Starting point is 01:20:38 oh, we got all the hot ones. That'll help us, which it will. Yeah, just some beat chicks and gays. They lost all the hot ones. So many gays. Yeah, so many gays. Do you ever see those pictures? It's just like fucking gay after gay. Yeah, that's what chicks and gays. They lost all the hot ones. So many gays. Yeah, so many gays. Do you ever see those pictures? It's just like fucking gay after gay. Yeah, that's what they're up to.

Starting point is 01:20:49 But yeah, I think what's happening, they have to sort of like creep into this room and it's like, you know, like we're going to a gym. Like, you know, it's like. And they go in, they're sort of like, you know, have their thing to the wall. And then they're sort of like, what did you learn? And they come back and they're just like, for the messaging, like, I think we're going

Starting point is 01:21:07 to say gay more. Yeah, we're calling stuff gay more. I think that's what they're going to do. Like, you know, I think they're persons. Yeah, yeah. They're going to come back and be like, all right, sup, retards. Yeah, like total narc. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:21:24 Hey, gay retards, how are things things going that's what i'm picturing the democrats new thing being like that trump's a bit of a gay retard racism's for gay retards you know what i'm saying vote for us that would actually be their new thing like hey what's up bros vote for us if you're not gay unless you're gay unless you're good that's always making me laugh when they were doing the identity stuff and they they started doing uh referring to themselves in a way that felt derogatory like i'm a gay retarded queen and i you know what i mean as a taking all the words back yeah yeah as a no i think that's what they're doing because they're they're kind of reaching out to gamers and they're just like i think men like slurs and they're just like okay so what if we say no person is illegal we change it like beaners aren't illegal you know

Starting point is 01:22:14 we try to like add some slurs in there yeah it's not gonna work but i mean nothing i read in this thing in their little powerpoint presentation the powerpoint is gonna work dude i wish i was maybe throw another zero at the end of that 20 million and maybe you might be cooking with some how funny would it be to be a fucking fly on the wall in that fucking meeting where it's just like a ton of like you know women and just like a straight up like hr department yeah and they're just having to do like a... Land acknowledgements. Yeah, yeah. And then they have... Putting their 28-page PowerPoint about how to... Yeah, how to reach American men.

Starting point is 01:22:52 Do you guys know any American men? What's up, Alphas? Cutting government spending is retarded. Is that something? What do you think about that? Is that anything? No. What's up, Alphas?

Starting point is 01:23:09 Get pussy. Get money from billionaires. Get jacked. Up on equality. It's also like they have the slur zone. You know what I mean? I think they definitely had that point thing where they were all trying to throw fucks in there where they were just like yeah you know

Starting point is 01:23:30 i just want to say that i'm fucking they're all swearing fed up with yeah yeah they're they were all swearing a little bit but obviously the first part is you start with you go i mean here's a start just Just like stop right. You know, no more articles about how they're Nazis. That'd be a start. No. You go, you know what I mean? Sure.

Starting point is 01:23:52 Yeah. But I think that. Not doing that. Yeah. I think that damage of like, I think. Oh, this is like, they did like generational damage. It's going to take a while to unravel that. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:24:02 Yeah. I mean, like. They just became the party of women and they're like, no, we're the party of women and men now. Now we're the party of women and white men and they're just like, yeah, nice try.

Starting point is 01:24:09 The only thing, actually, they kind of, like, a little bone that they got recently is fucking Elon Musk kind of turning on them, on the Republicans a little bit

Starting point is 01:24:17 over the spending bill and everything and he's kind of, he's real upset. Like, he's, dude, he's so... No, he's not. He's more upset

Starting point is 01:24:23 at the mainstream media and the Dems, though, because they release an article every day about how he's fucking doing drugs every second. I know that he's doing drugs like he's dude he's he's not he's more upset at the mainstream media and the dems though because they know he's pretty they release an article every day about how he's fucking doing drugs i know that he's doing drugs but again the way that they turn their fucking you know the way that they'll turn on a dime if they see some sort of opportunity but elon is literally like yeah like these spending bills like you know i did all this doge shit it's like it's literally pointless because they just went and they just passed like the largest spending bill it's literally what i predicted of all time he's like this whole thing dude it's the literal girlfriend where you came home and you're just like we just saved 18 and she's like oh good

Starting point is 01:24:54 we can buy a 25 right you know that's not how it works but he's like we he literally was like anybody who voted in favor of this needs to get voted out in the midterms so which is which is, I mean, again, he's presuming, he's talking about Republicans. Well, that's like being more Republican. That's like calling out rhinos almost. I guess, or whatever. But he's just like, he's like, we need to get, but again, you know, you get rid of enough Republicans and then they get power back, assuming that the alternative is voting for Do you remember how they used to have that meme where it would be like the Republicans

Starting point is 01:25:22 is like bombing people and the Democrats is like bombing people with like a black lives matter sign on it basically yeah i think that's like there's a version of that with like a spending where it's like democrats is like spending you know burning a million dollars and republicans is like burning a million dollars but they're like america yeah right you know what i mean i mean again it's just like this whole operation is just so mad i would stink for fucking elon and put all that time in and just be like this spit in his face. I mean, basically, like. I guess I was like somewhat minimally, hopefully optimistic that they would actually get something done. But it does feel like it's just like, yeah, right.

Starting point is 01:25:55 I mean, again. Next try, pal. That's Paul. Like, Elon was like the idealist of this whole thing where he came in with these real like, you know, out of the box. Dude, people come out of government just black and blue no literally he's just like yeah this mechanism is just like he had a literal black eye literal unbeatable thing

Starting point is 01:26:14 you're like this thing is just set up to just literally spend more and more money you just come out dizzy dude yeah the only thing you go into government with all these ideas you just come out fucking dizzy yeah the only thing that could maybe work which is Scott Scott Besson, who's like the head of the Treasury or whatever, he's like, we can, like his plan is literally like, yeah, we're going to be spending all this money.

Starting point is 01:26:33 I know it seems like a lot or whatever. And obviously it keeps going up. But like, he's like, we can actually outgrow this. That's always been the plan. Yeah, that's always the plan. I know. But that's what he's like. Maybe, you know, we're doing some.

Starting point is 01:26:43 Oh, yeah. That's your girlfriend saying maybe you make more money. Yeah. It's like, what do you mean, but that's what he's like. Maybe, you know, we're doing some Oh yeah, that's your girlfriend saying maybe you make more money and we won't have a problem. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, what do you mean? We're broke. It's like, we're not broke. You just need to make more money. You need to make more money. Problem solved. Right, so the only difference is like they are actually doing some like pretty out of the box things

Starting point is 01:26:57 for the federal government. So, but again, it might not work at all. And then you go, we're actually worse off than how the Democrats have been in power in some crazy way. But the Democrats... At least they weren't going to build a fucking $150 billion golden dome that is not really needed. So it's more of a marketing thing,

Starting point is 01:27:16 though, on this end, where... Look, it's just... Look, it's... Politics is just business as usual. No matter who is in charge... I know. No matter what they promise you, it's just... It's just business as usual no matter who is in charge i know no matter what they promise

Starting point is 01:27:26 you it's just it's just business as usual it's a big machine that can't be fought it cannot no but with the with the reaching out to men stuff it kind of reminds me of like you know remember when we used to be at like the comedy club and it was kind of like the early days of you know people writing like i just want to say men are toxic or whatever yeah and then you'd have like a guy that was was kind of a buddy and then he would be online being like, we have a problem with toxic men. And then he'd come to the comedy club

Starting point is 01:27:51 and be like, what's up guys? We're like, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, what? You're really just trashing us on the internet. Yeah, this is them doing that for eight years and then coming over and being like, sub-retards. And you're like, fuck.

Starting point is 01:28:01 Yeah, exactly. That's the thing. That's how guys feel, I think i think you know i've thought about it enough where i'm like i don't see a way out for them really oh it's just i guess they're the party of girls they gotta do something guys yeah they're a party of girls but they gotta do something but they're so fractured on like so many lines where you know like the israel palestine thing you need just a big you need a generation of people that were born like their whole life, like people that are 18 now, their whole life has been like Democrats

Starting point is 01:28:28 talking shit to dudes. So it's like you need another generation where if they do a thing and they stick with it for eight years, there's people that were like 11 when it started and now they're 19 and you're kind of like, well, it used to be this and it kind of is like, I don't know about what 20 years ago is. But you do have to get rid of

Starting point is 01:28:44 the old people. Yeah, you gotta get rid of the old people yeah you gotta get rid of the old i will say they're not going anywhere unless they're dying well do you know how there was like the big like the big girl yeah yeah so she basically there was this girl and they go she's the person who's in charge of uh getting back men to the democrats right she's like fucking 350 right men yeah and there's like all these articles and everyone's going pretty hard on her stone she's a big woman right that being said i actually looked at like her stuff and i went in with the attitude of kind of like oh this is gonna be hilarious and i went in not being that uh critic critical of her oh she's pretty honest i thought she got a little bit of a fair shake because this woman wasn't that old so yes she had all the activist stuff in her body

Starting point is 01:29:26 The people who wrote this are worse I'll go through their thing But the big chick First of all they were like Why are we going to take advice from you if you're big She's like hey I lost 70 pounds I'm trying And then she goes

Starting point is 01:29:39 What they were making fun of her for Is she did a video where they're like I've been talking to frat dudes or whatever I love men or whatever And people were kind of her for is she did a video where they're like you know she goes i've been talking to like frat dudes or whatever like i love men or whatever and people were kind of like it is funny but it was like it reminded me of girls i know where it was like yeah that's what you want someone to just hate you yeah of course like it was like it reminded it did seem like someone that you're like yeah she's probably friends with dudes or whatever uh i've seen war i've seen way worse and the biggest thing that she didn't have is the venom.

Starting point is 01:30:07 And the condescension. I've been looking through all these people. The actual girl who was getting the most flack, you would be friends with her, it felt like. Okay. Alright. Fair. And she was getting everyone shit on. I didn't see it that way. I actually considered it. I was like, maybe we should get her on the podcast.

Starting point is 01:30:24 Because it seemed like she was young enough that she probably was like, yeah, I don't see it that way I actually considered I was like maybe we should get her on the podcast and be like because it seemed like she she was young enough that she probably was like yeah no I don't know I don't mind guys like yeah we do and she had her point where she was like policy wise it's not that crazy like a lot of these guys are abortion guys they think about this and this like but the messaging

Starting point is 01:30:40 is so that being said now when they take all this stuff to the boardroom it's hilarious yeah yeah well they're so she was she was basically like yeah she's just normal essentially people here are going to be disagreeing with me because lots of people sent me this being like make fun of this yeah and i looked at it and i was just like i did not hate this girl okay all right that's just i didn't look into i didn't look into her i only saw the photo it's you know she did have it not having the hate is like you know what i mean when you see someone you're just like the question is is it there and she's like putting on a putting on an

Starting point is 01:31:14 act like do we have any like videos from her from like three years ago like is she just like i'm a new person and i love men that's probably true and the thing is with all these people you're just like you do get too much stink on you when you're just like you did uh five years of like being the this this this and then you switch you're just like to some degree you gotta get a new guy yeah if you have a new message you gotta get a new guy you know when a company is saying like hey we're changing everything you gotta fire the ceo you get a new guy it's like the fucking looks like the knicks you gotta fire the coach you know someone yes there has to be like hey we got rid of you have to give someone where you go we yeah remember the people that like were fucking you know just shitting on like young men non-stops like he's

Starting point is 01:31:54 gone yeah yeah for sure i mean that is the movie that was that was daryl we got rid of all those people are gone we got all new people and you go okay that's a start that's something yeah yeah i mean that yeah that is the way to do it but well that you check out uh the girl he's actually in charge tell me if this is who you give 20 million dollars to to try to win back man this is her bio she's an american progressive activist political strategist renowned for her leadership in productive reproductive rights environmental advocacy advocacy, democratic reform. In this role, she supported a global team focused on social impact, applying her ecological training to address systematic challenges and promote progressive movements.

Starting point is 01:32:37 And she oversaw the gender extremism and engagement project, analyzing the interplay between gender norms and authoritarian movements she contributes to strategies promoting the electrification of homes and communities aligning with environmental initiatives so you go does that sound like someone you'd be like she should be the lord of the men no the lord of the men yeah i mean as you're reading this i was like this chick is cool no no no this is the other one is the's the other one no this is the other one the other this one the one that i said i did not think cool stop don't mince my words there paula shuck i said that she would i you could see her being like a fun lesbo type okay that's fair i thought this is who you're talking about i you know i'm just saying she wasn't as bad as people said i thought whoever this is who you're talking about. I just think she wasn't as bad as people said. Whoever this is, literally,

Starting point is 01:33:27 stop talking about gender extremism. That's what I'm saying. Literally lose that from your vocabulary. It's like the reason the Democrats lost is because normal people are like, this is not representative of me. This is not normal. If you're trying to go for abortion, for example,

Starting point is 01:33:39 you don't say like, oh, extreme movements are making them... What you say is, these bitches be trying to fleece you for your fucking money. You know, you got to get on the campus. You go, you know, oh, extreme movements are making them really. What you say is, these bitches be trying to fleece you for your fucking money. You know, you got to get on the campus. You go, you know, bitches be crazy. You got to get her to cut it out.

Starting point is 01:33:54 Unhinged hose. Yo, these hoses be fucking unhinged, man. You want to try 18 years? Then you find out it isn't yours. Yeah. I mean, again, with the abortion thing, you're like, that's a state issue now. So it's not even a federal thing anymore. I don't think they're bringing back Roe v. Wade.

Starting point is 01:34:09 I think that ship has sailed. They started with this. They get back to their old tricks really quickly. The group aspires to engage with real problems, such as how the right radicalizes men beyond. All right, you're losing them. Already back to their old tricks. Add a zero to your 20 million, because that's not going to cut it. This is not going to cut it.

Starting point is 01:34:24 Well, they basically, their whole framework is fucking messed up and they want to just add stuff onto their framework. Well, that's the thing. It's like they are who they are and they're trying to be like, how do I continue being this stuff? How do I manipulate people to get into power?

Starting point is 01:34:38 And you're like, you're not. That, yes. So they're definitely trying to do that. But also is the equivalent of like, like two people are in like a, like like two people are in a big fight. Like, okay, if you were in a big fight with your fucking girlfriend or something, right? And someone comes up and they go to your girl. They're like, yeah, I know he's a lot sometime.

Starting point is 01:35:00 And then they go to you. They go, can you believe that bitch? And you go, you're dead to me. Like if one of my friends ever went up to the girl when I was in a fight with her and it was like yeah i'm sorry about him you'd be like you're like you were my biggest you're my op now yeah you're the op so they want to be able to go to the girls and be like yeah men are problems we need to stop them and then to go to guys and being like what's up fellas like you know yeah well i understand your issues and you're like no you're you've like you're an op yeah you also you're like and it's clear you're like you're not even good at doing this you released a powerpoint with your whole like this is like you're like a villain and you're

Starting point is 01:35:35 like you have your master plan you go you probably shouldn't release your powerpoint about your master plan on the internet like i thought that was weird too yeah it says on it like not for public consumption so i guess maybe it got leaked yeah this is i mean it's not a good look but you know i mean their whole framework of all the victims and all that stuff is just like a broken framework yeah and then on top of that they're kind of like um why don't we add men in you're like okay so what group isn't in you go every single group's in you go so wouldn't it track that you just be like okay then there is no special groups? Would it be the more thing and you treat individuals?

Starting point is 01:36:07 You go, no, no, no. We're keeping all the groups. We're just adding more groups. We're just adding more groups. And you go, is there a hierarchy? Yeah, there's absolutely. Who's on the bottom? Yeah, you go.

Starting point is 01:36:16 White men. You go, no, but you don't understand. No, you don't understand. We're like in your corner though. And you guys have had it good for so long. In some abstract sense. Slavery? Another slavery? We're in your corner in some abstracts retard you can say retard you know what i mean

Starting point is 01:36:29 we won't say colonizer anymore i mean we will but so i don't think yeah they'd have to they just have to clean house and start again and get like a fucking a cool guy with a hot bitch that's running for you know i mean sure but then he'll slowly be like he'll just be like yeah i'm republican though no i think the new sims of the world know how to play the game where they're running for you know what I mean sure but then he'll slowly be like he'll just be like yeah I'm Republican though no I think the Newsoms of the world know how to play the game where they're just like I'm not gonna say none of that shit anymore I'm fucking you know Pete Buttigieg are Newsom are their

Starting point is 01:36:54 best hopes I think I'm back to trying to be the guy that you would have a beer with you know yeah booty juice is pretty good booty juice this is what's in their thing so their branding proposal they say speaking with american men sam is a brand that evokes both the universality and the american-ness of the project so they were feeling themselves with the name sam yeah that's a good one they thought they really hit it with that which i actually felt like sam didn't feel that great to me avoid moralist

Starting point is 01:37:20 moralizing tones when addressing male audiences with they there are sort of on the right track but i also feel like that again how much do some of these people hate having to do that for sure i mean literally imagine just people having the fucking oh just stop having women talking to men about this stuff period so badly they want to con us and it's not even it's worse than women fucking like a gay. Yeah. Honestly, they need more than $20 million because they need like The Rock or like John. Nah, The Rock's compromised.

Starting point is 01:37:52 He's like a walking sponsorship. You know he's bought and sold. But he's got a price. They need people that aren't compromised. I know, but The Rock's got a price or maybe Stone Cold or something. Yeah. Well, he's probably a Republican. You need a guy that doesn't feel like he's trying to sell you something.

Starting point is 01:38:08 That's the end of the day, right? That's a tough one. I mean, that is tough to find. Well, no, then maybe he's actually not trying to sell you something. That's the problem. Well, that's why it's hard for them. You know when we're in comedy, like let's say you're doing a branded commercial

Starting point is 01:38:24 or a corporate event and they go, yeah, something a little edgy and then you go no you don't yeah right no you don't so i think that's what's up gay retards yeah it's mike so i think that's where they're that's where they're going to reach problems because they're like we want you know a thing the guys like and they're like and they go yeah we'll do this they go what is there any other things the guys like yeah well the problem is is like there's like you know no filter there's a million what about some filter there's probably a million voices in this shit and so someone's like at the top is like yeah this is what we want and then someone does it and then just the complaints start pouring in right you know and then they have to

Starting point is 01:38:57 fire those people is the only way that they so they're in a rock and a hard place they're stuck the men are lost thesis many men today find themselves increasingly alienated from jobs family clear sense of purpose so basically they're saying like we tried saying they're privileged now try saying they're victims yeah tries oh sure and also do you have any plans for the economy and they're like no we don't we can print more money i think they're brought their thing for the economy their main plans is kind of like all just just redistribution stuff they're kind of like we're gonna give you uh uh you know like first-time housing credits maybe like some free education stuff like that i think is their pitching yeah well they basically they

Starting point is 01:39:34 again it's not that crazy to pitch young people to be like hey we're gonna give you all this stuff you just have to remove the remove the groups be like instead of saying like we're giving black people this and black people this. Someone's made that point before where it's like, back in the day, you used to be able to kind of say this to one group and then this to the other. You used to be able to, like, go to one friend and be like, I guess I fucking lose it. Yeah, well, when every rally wasn't televised, you'd go to, like, the fucking iron workers and be like, we're giving you all this stuff. And then you go to, like, the, whatever, the black group. And you go, we're giving you all this stuff.

Starting point is 01:40:02 And it just didn't make it out. Now they think that, yeah. So you have to get rid of that stuff is that well it's difficult building trust through listening tours and that's where again where you're just like can you imagine being like some chick that like got a job working at the dnc and they go your job is to go to fucking frat houses and do listening tours it's like a right-wing struggle session listening to literally just sit on a fucking stage on a chair while everybody calls you a dumb bitch you just gotta take it they're that's so funny to me that some of these people they were living the high life of fucking i'm with her four years ago

Starting point is 01:40:37 now they have to sit there and do a listening tour hey hey i mean that's what that's what that's all right boys i'm here to listen it's the cost of reacquiring power. Shut up. Show us your tits. Actually, don't show us your tits. Yeah. Okay. So they seem to men seem to like titties.

Starting point is 01:40:53 Okay. Well, we can work with that. They're saying masculinity and ballot box. There's no contradiction between a strong man and voting Democrat. So they're saying that maybe we're the strong man. Sure. Well, you're only saying that now after a decade. Oh, you just go. Who between a strong man and voting Democrat. So they're saying that maybe we're the strong man. Sure. Well, you're only saying that now after a decade. Oh, you just go, who's the strong man?

Starting point is 01:41:09 You kick them all out. Yeah, you kick them all out. It feels like you kicked them all out. You kicked them all out, told them they were inherently bad. Like kicked out RFK. You go, they're strong men. You go, which one? And they go, uh.

Starting point is 01:41:20 Do you have one guy who can do more than 20 pushups? I guess Newsom is their probably main strong guy. I guess. Not the best strong guy. I'm telling you, they need Arnie. Newsom's got a little too much sleaze on him. Yeah. He is still there, but he's still so polished.

Starting point is 01:41:34 You think Arnold comes back? No. He can't be president. That's true. The Sam team advises developing specific language to frame these policies as a path to economic empowerment rather than government dependency i think there was something to be oh you don't like government dependency anymore democrats all right that's new fucking they have to i think the problem is they that uh if they want to get men in movements the men sort of usually kind of choose culture more than women historically if you look at cultures and so they have to allow

Starting point is 01:42:05 men to work their way through that culture and actually be at the top whereas they're like you know you can be in the democrat establishment but you can kind of be like a middle thing obviously we preference to the handicapped women or whatever and you're just like okay well why would i do that yeah yeah why yeah why would i play a game that's like rigged against me yeah and they're just like well it's not rigged that was one of my biggest things i've always like drove me fucking nuts is when you hear people talk about like people in my life that aren't even dumb will say dei and they go well it doesn't it doesn't it doesn't uh hurt one race and you go well either if it doesn't hurt one if it doesn't hurt one race then it doesn't help literally a zero-sum game it's either doing nothing so you

Starting point is 01:42:42 go it doesn't help her race you go well then it does nothing and you go no it helps one race and doesn't hurt another race you go is your brain broken sure yeah yeah but they go no i just it's like yeah they go they have to think it actually it's probably my i know multiple people that believe that simultaneously they go it helps one group but it doesn't hurt one group and it's like is your yeah have you seen the harvard admission statistics like how do you even like how is your fucking logic dude there was literally a interview with harvard just had their graduation and they interviewed this black girl and they're like how'd you get into harvard and she literally was like my grades weren't good enough so then i chose not to submit them to harvard and you're like your grades were so bad that you were like i'm going to apply to harvard

Starting point is 01:43:26 not submit you not great she literally was like my grades like were not good enough to get into harvard but i wanted to apply there how's that an option not submit your grades well it's an option for certain groups and then she's like i submitted my so i didn't submit my grades and then the guy's like well you must have lots of extracurriculars and she's like yeah i was like a cheerleader and i played like volleyball you know that got you into harvard without without your grades literally she goes my grades would have been an instant disqualification so i just chose not to submit them and you're like what world does that happen in for it's like you're going to a job and you chose not to submit your work experience yeah where'd work before this you i choose not to submit you're fucking hired we like your moxie kid you got the book they literally like man the balls on this chick did not submit her grade she

Starting point is 01:44:13 must be good i know yeah she's just like yeah and i got in her being on tinder i choose not to submit my picture basically yeah it's just fucking it's just the bird on twitter don't worry about what i look like don't worry about it are you interested or it's just the bird on Twitter. Don't worry about what I look like. Yeah, don't worry about it. Are you interested or not? I am. Then the mystery. The mystery, yeah. Well, the last thing was kind of funny to me was that Nate Silver apparently posted this,

Starting point is 01:44:36 but he said, although I've seen it written about lots of places, I was honestly surprised at how strong this relationship um among voters who report poor mental health liberals outnumber conservatives 45 to 19 among those who report excellent mental health conservatives outnumber liberals 51 to 20 so the young men the democrats have trouble with aren't necessarily the ones who've been captured by conservative manosphere who are looking for a helping or are looking for a helping hand it's those who report relatively mental high mental health that see democrats as being too neurotic or too constraining to their opportunity to compete and reap the rewards of their work but their whole democrats are the party of the mentally ill right but their pitch to some degree is there's all these lost men

Starting point is 01:45:26 that are a mess that end up in these spaces. But the actuality is that's more the ones... The men that are Democrats are more of a mental mess. Yeah, the Democrats literally are like, yeah, we have all these crazy positions and they go, come on over here and share your...

Starting point is 01:45:41 If you're nuts and have these insane positions, you're our party. Also, 18-year- period like there's you should be able to be an 18 and go try out being a communist and then go try out being this and you know some of these guys go get fucking deep into you know red pill shit or deep into fucking israel or whatever and then you know then they get a job and then they're just like you know you're supposed to be able to figure out those things you know what i mean and they're just like well you can't figure out that one right yeah yeah that's the one that's forbidden but that's the one i want to do then that's the forbidden fruit forbidden party okay i'd like to try that i've been loving

Starting point is 01:46:18 my analogy that israel is the bikini photo for man i already told you that what are they doing over there um well at least i will tell you this they're admitting that men and women are different so that's a start there is such a thing as men and women you know what i mean that's a good starting off point so and again oh by the way with the el Elon Musk thing, one thing, I watched this PBS clip. It's pretty funny. Because they're talking about the Doge stuff. And basically, when they talk about it, they go, their new kind of way that they describe it.

Starting point is 01:46:56 And I think Bono said this on Rogan, too. Their whole thing is like how many people he murdered. Yeah, how many people he killed. Yeah, because they're just like, well, they got rid of this stuff. And that murdered this many people right and then uh they basically the guy on pbs is saying basically it's like you know uh there's pol pot and then there's himmler and then i guess america has their elon musk right now who's killed just as many people he said pol pot that's amazing he said government government's been doing any slashes to government

Starting point is 01:47:23 spending your pol pot so crazy i mean i get that like obviously countries have various levels of like economic abilities but like some of these people that they're referencing that he killed were like yeah they were on some drug that cost two cents a day and then america yeah why don't you go buy us yeah you go why you guys literally are so broke you don't have you can't keep someone alive for fucking 70 bucks a year yeah why doesn't the ceo of that company who makes fucking 500 grand a year why doesn't he give up some of his salary yeah or whatever you're like you guys literally like i get you're some fucking african nation that's like very poor but like you guys can't come up with two cents a day

Starting point is 01:47:57 to like keep a person alive it's like it's not worth it it's like it's and it's america's responsibility yeah you've seen the commercials two cents a day two cents a day i mean with inflation it's way more than that well i guess that's the idea is like once it becomes america's responsibility no matter how many people got their grubby little hands on the fucking drip yeah you go this anytime you stop this you're fucking you're cold-blooded slashing the throat of an african yeah basically you're just going you're taking away their fucking hiv meds or whatever dude calling him pole pot is so funny npr is really just speed running their way to losing all their funding huh we should like this oh fuck yeah like dude well maybe it's because of that

Starting point is 01:48:34 that's why they're they have if you're at vr and you're like yo we're like on the chopping block here for all this federal funding and you're like maybe there's some editors like maybe just stop calling him yeah stop calling them why are we making antagonizing the person that's threatening to end our livelihoods like you're like you don't see how only like a certain small percentage of their money comes from there too it's not even apparently they it's another one of those things where they can't decide whether it's like they can't decide whether it's uh elon musk barely did any cuts or he murdered half the world with his cuts which one is it?

Starting point is 01:49:05 Same with PBS. They can't decide whether this is existential. They're ruining public television or actually it's not even that much money we get from the government. Yeah, exactly. For sure. It's not that much. Why would you even cut it off? It's insignificant. No, no, no. We'll die.

Starting point is 01:49:21 We'll all die. I always like relating it back to the girlfriend situation the girl being like you're like ruining my life to being like it's not even that much money you give me and you're like

Starting point is 01:49:31 I'm gonna fucking die my life's gonna be over if you don't buy me this thing and then being like it's not even a big deal it's nothing which is it which is it

Starting point is 01:49:38 is this murder or the opposite but I I just brought I bought a good Canada one that I wanted to say what was going on over there. I bet it's something gay.

Starting point is 01:49:48 I bet it's something gay. It's kind of the opposite of gay, actually, if I'm being completely honest, because they, Toronto officials, in 2025, this is what they're up to,

Starting point is 01:49:57 where at least the Democrats are like, men and women are different, you know, potentially, like, maybe these guys should be spoken to.

Starting point is 01:50:04 We at least, maybe we have a problem some of that stuff was fucking too much this is what they did in canada toronto officials are taking applicants for their black only homeless shelter where everyone from employees to the homeless could be executed could be excluded based on race so they basically are doing a race the although different homeless shelters yeah now I don't want to say that this is a comedy bit. Yeah, that. I personally don't want to necessarily say that this could be a Def Jam comedy bit,

Starting point is 01:50:31 but you see in the white shelters, in the white shelters, they drive like this. In the white shelters, they'll be like, I'll have my gruel, please. Food, please. You see, in the black shelters, you'll be like, get off my, where my motherfucking bed at?

Starting point is 01:50:46 Well, it's, yeah. I mean, invariable, invariable this is going to lead to some story where like, especially in Toronto, where like someone froze to death because they couldn't get into the white shelter when there was beds in the black shelter. The white shelter would be like, um, I'd like to get inside, please.

Starting point is 01:51:03 I'm cold. Brr. And the black shelter would be like, you know, to get inside, please. I'm cold. Brr. And the black shelter would be like, you know you want to have a motherfucking pillow fight. You know how their feathers be flying. When you have a pillow fight with your bros in the homeless shelter. Yeah. Whereas the white shelters would be like,

Starting point is 01:51:18 I guess I'll just stay at my dad's house. Yeah. Dude, they're literally, someone's going to die. They're going to freeze to death because they can't get in. And because there were empty beds in the black shelter, but they're not allowed to put it in the black shelter. And then CBC is going to write an article about like- His honk, yes.

Starting point is 01:51:32 No, it'd be like internalized racism caused this homeless person to die. Because homeless people are still pretty high up on the hierarchy of victimhood, right? So that'll be a tough one for them to figure out where they're like, how is this- The dead homeless guy. Like a dead white homeless guy. You're like like how is this not a fault of this policy somehow and it'll just be like this is a racism i think that toronto star would probably be like you know and this homeless guy that probably could have just went to his dad's billion right yeah yeah you couldn't go to daddy daddy couldn't house house you? Oh, I'm sorry.

Starting point is 01:52:05 That's what I'm saying. The white homeless shelters would be like, I guess I'll just sleep under the bridge. Whereas black homeless shelters... I guess I'll just freeze to death. See, the white homeless shelters, they'd be like, I guess I'll just eat my poo. Whereas the black homeless shelters would be like,

Starting point is 01:52:21 Give me my motherfucking chicken. Sorry, are they doing this for sure? Oh, yeah. Yeah. This is happening. Safe spaces for black clients and staff. Culturally appropriate food and nutrition. Black specific toiletries.

Starting point is 01:52:35 Well, I guess I have a different hair. I guess it's hair. Is that just it? Cocoa butter? It's cocoa butter. It's just a fucking, just a garbage, giant industrial garbage pail of cocoa butter.

Starting point is 01:52:46 Yeah, hand cream. Yeah, a lot of lotions. You know how ashy they be over at that white homeless shelter? Yeah, the white homeless shelter is just like basketball nets above the bed. Basketball nets above the bed, the freestyle rap corner. Just industrial size fucking lotion. basketball nuts above the bed the freestyle rap corner just industrial sized fucking lotion

Starting point is 01:53:06 like hey your toiletries bed comes with like a toothbrush some butter a do-rag yeah you know same

Starting point is 01:53:14 they have different needs black toiletries hygiene products laid out over the city confronting anti-black racism CB's

Starting point is 01:53:21 culturally appropriate nutrition so I don't know I guess they want that food spicy you know they want you on the food goat rotis yeah so they've been on some fucking wacky ass fucking ish in toronto right now right uh cn cn tower is gonna light up red for menstrual day so they got the cn tower is gonna be red for the periods. Okay. That's good for them. A bunch of buildings are just lighting up red. I didn't even know there was a menstrual day.

Starting point is 01:53:48 No, remember they did the other one, and we did an intro about it once, but they had another one where they were putting the period flag up and the thing. So the Toronto right now, they're trying to make the CN Tower red, and you're like, oh, that's cool. It's red. You're like, no, it's for periods. It's like, what?

Starting point is 01:54:00 Well, Remembrance Day and Period Day have the same amount of days. It is kind of weird, yeah. They each get one day. You go, period day have the same amount of days it's kind of weird yeah each get one day you know period day huh i think period days they you know if they were actually smart they would do period day they would have some drug that makes women all sync up and then they have one day of their periods that's the day they can't come out like werewolves well they should do like instead of when i think what happens is when the tower turns red girls know that's your time where you're not allowed to leave the house like if this is when your time i don't want to it's period day that's when you do your period yeah i'd be i'd be in favor of that if you can't sync up with the period day that's on you but it's like you'd be nice to women you go okay are you okay but then as soon

Starting point is 01:54:36 as the thing's not red anymore you're just like shut up yeah they should do the crying like how quick crying how they do in chicago on st patrick's day how they turn the river green they should turn lake ontario red instead for one day that's pretty funny tons of dying lake ontario yeah just turning the river red for periods period a little more costly i'm sure but do you care do you not care when lacking funds for pads tampons and menstrual discs gender diverse people are held back from fully participating in school work and social activities i feel like period things are easy to come by yeah i was gonna say justin trudeau i'm pretty sure has a fucking pads in every men's and women's room in

Starting point is 01:55:16 canada i'm pretty sure it's everywhere you go like you know even you didn't even know they were there like you go to your own attic and you pull the the cord to get up to the attic and then the period pads come down they just put them everywhere and honestly this might sound like and i'm not a woman so this might sound stupid but like yeah if you're in a pinch can you not just like grab some toilet paper and just kind of ball it up yeah i think so yeah like is that like literally like if you were in an absolute pinch you go i can't find a pad and you just duct tape it can't red green style You just take Yeah you take some toilet paper

Starting point is 01:55:46 And you put it here And you sort of like duct tape it Yeah and then you get a free wax out of it You get a free wax out of the whole thing So this is But again And you know Someone in the comments

Starting point is 01:55:53 Maybe there's a woman And they're like Maybe the flow's too much or something But like Is there not an amount of toilet paper You don't understand the flow That I'm dealing with Yeah like

Starting point is 01:56:00 Is there not an amount of toilet paper You can just Kind of jam in there Shoving your pussy Yeah and just in and around. And this is you giving the speech to the class, and then the principal comes in like you're the, Danny, can I have a word? I know that you're only the substitute health teacher.

Starting point is 01:56:15 That was very insensitive, okay? Not everybody has access to toilet paper. You go, what? The toilet paper shortage? That's great, Danny. Taking a substitute day of the gym class, teaching the girls, like, all right, ladies, we got to talk about periods. Like, you're supposed to put a pad or some shit,

Starting point is 01:56:29 but honest to God, a couple tissues should probably do it. Yeah, just fucking nut up and just grab some tissues. Nut up or shut up. This is Polish Shucks class. All right, dodgeball time. St. Louis has one for the boys. St. Louis Sheriff's Office requested signatures to reduce gossip.

Starting point is 01:56:47 Oh. No more gossip. It is pretty funny that the entire police force is just like... We're all a bunch of chatty Cathy's over there. A lot of chatty Cathy's and they're trying to put a stop to it. The new policy prohibits speaking negatively about coworkers, spreading rumors, and sharing private information. I mean, sharing private information seems... I don't know how you're going to stop gossip. This seems like

Starting point is 01:57:06 fucking... Yeah, you're not stopping gossip. I mean, you're... What's the penalties? Well, you're creating a police state at the police office. I guess it's to be... Penalties are strict, man. You don't know who to talk to, man. Yeah, they turn into a little fucking communist, like, KGB style thing. That's what I'm saying. The group channels, you can't trust anyone. Yeah, you don't know who the rats are.

Starting point is 01:57:22 It's actually the opposite of For the Boys, but I think that... I could go both ways, that it's funny. How bad was the gossip? Real bad, man. You don't know who the rats are it's actually the opposite of four of the boys but i think that i could go both ways that it's funny how bad was the gossip real bad man you don't even want to know this gossip for days and tell anybody anything the rumor mill was fucking going crazy over at this uh police station it'd be funny if it was just one guy yeah like it was one chick that it was like they had all this rules and everything it's really just like kathy can't keep her mouth shut cannot shut up she's just fucking i mean again spreading rumors but it's like is that illegal yeah certainly and then the lack the last of my wacky laws that are happening uh they're giving trans people extra breaks to adjust their underwear the nhs uh lgbt group suggested

Starting point is 01:58:01 and by the way this is probably some of these groups that are getting some of that Elon Musk money so more people he killed. Yeah, with her. They said that the NHS hospital trust drew up plans to give trans people extra breaks.

Starting point is 01:58:13 How many extra breaks are we talking about? Well, they need a lot of extra breaks because they have to adjust their dicks, which, by the way, me too.

Starting point is 01:58:19 Yeah, hey, man. Especially when it's starting to get hot outside and your underwear starts punching up. It's funny, though, that they make the new rule Saying trans people need extra breaks Because they're always adjusting their dick

Starting point is 01:58:29 And then like every five minutes Couldn't need a break and you just know exactly what they're doing Yeah my dick popped out again So this is what like funding is going to these organizations To be like trans people need more breaks Because they always have to adjust their dick Just start smoking That's what I'm saying though

Starting point is 01:58:44 There's a million anyone else being like okay well i'm fat i need to adjust my belt yeah i gotta adjust my belt it's hard to adjust my suspenders yeah danny i danny needs an extra time because he has to fucking adjust the cum in his mouth tuck my dick back in i gotta tuck my dick back in and out i adjust my foreskin i just like it it just feels good you know just just give it a tuck untuck yeah so it is funny it's just funny to me that that's where money goes into these organizations and then they go everything is the money you want money just for the planning too right like just for them to come up with this proposal write it down have meetings about it dude endless meetings it's

Starting point is 01:59:18 just a meeting they're bringing in like multiple trans people they're doing like focus groups to be like so what are your problems in your life? How often do you have to adjust your dick? And they're just like, I'm suicidal. And they go, we can't do anything about that. How about an extra five minutes to untuck your dick? How about some tucking dick breaks? That might be something.

Starting point is 01:59:34 You paid, paid tucking, paid dick tucking. It's like the solution to tucking your dick would just be like, maybe just don't wear pants that are so tight that it needs to be tucked. Hey, Ryan, do not tell people what to do, okay's they don't like that what does tucking mean do they actually do they yeah do they take the dick and then sort of like you've never been fooled by a trap before when's first time huh i'm saying do they do they try to get it between their butt checks and then clinch it or do they uh i don't know the mechanisms or is it tape? Probably some tape And probably it gets

Starting point is 02:00:06 You know It gets a little warm And the adhesive starts So they have to keep going And re-tape their dick Well they didn't use enough tape The first time Or maybe the problem is the tape

Starting point is 02:00:13 Maybe they should just get lessons To tape their dick Right the first time Then you wouldn't need Who's paying for these lessons though? Or why don't you just tape Every time you go to the actual bathroom After you're pissed

Starting point is 02:00:22 Why don't you just tape it back up right? Oh well that would be nice. Well, they need a piss break, and then between the piss breaks, they need a dick take. Yeah, sometimes you're just walking around, and you're walking around, and you're doing your job, and you just hear... Oh, my dick's out again. This is really embarrassing, because everybody thinks I'm a woman. I'm presenting as a woman, but then my fucking hog's hanging out. Hog is hanging, and I'm not wearing underwear.

Starting point is 02:00:44 You're not wearing underwear Hog's hanging You're wearing tights Yeah I gotta do something about this I'm wearing a I'm wearing a short skirt No underwear Yeah and I got a big old piece on me

Starting point is 02:00:53 And so this is a real problem So that's what their money's going to That's good And chest binders That's Cause if you're a woman Who wears Who's a man

Starting point is 02:01:02 And then you wear the chest binder Sometimes the titties The boob pops out. Yeah, the boob, you just have one boob just pops out of the top of your shirt. And it just looks weird. Okay, so it really presses your boobs all the way down. Yeah, it just like flattens them or whatever. So then just like one pops out, I guess, because of some pressure. And then you got to be like, I need a paid break to deal with this.

Starting point is 02:01:21 So that's what they're up to. Yeah. You see Alec Baldwin? He's basically, he's basically, everyone's saying he's like a puppet or whatever and then he tried to get in front of it and did a video where he pretended to be a puppet and he had like puppet makeup on and his wife was holding strings above him like operating like a puppet like like i said haha i guess everyone's saying our puppet look at us as if or whatever and everyone's just like dude what are you doing man get off tiktok this is not not your fucking area of expertise man i know like you're a tv movie guy

Starting point is 02:01:52 this is not great you don't need to be on tiktok i know your wife forces you to be on tiktok and you got to do all these lip-syncing trends and all this well it's funny because he's just like as if i'm a puppet you're just like was this idea then? So you're telling me this was your idea. This was your idea. This is your initiative to go. He goes, Hilaria, I got an amazing idea. Let's do this thing where I'm a puppet. She goes, I don't know.

Starting point is 02:02:14 He goes, I'm telling you, we should do this. Exactly. Some musk has been up to some. Actually, there was a couple other weird little pride things. The first one, some kid got fired for a straight pride shirt. Oh, yeah. Some kid got suspended in some Ontario school for a straight pride shirt. By the way, that is absolutely something I would have done when I was a kid.

Starting point is 02:02:33 Straight pride? Oh, for sure. I would have been such a piece of shit. I would have shown up, and I had a straight pride shirt on. And they go, you can't wear that. I go, no, this is my favorite band. Oh, I can't wear a band shirt? Exactly. Yeah. And they go, no, it's insensitive. oh i can't wear my a band shirt exactly yeah and

Starting point is 02:02:45 they go no it's insensitive i go it's just a band shirt and they're straight yeah the straights no i'm a big dire straights guy yeah exactly it's a dire straight shirt money for nothing and you go you can't wear that i go why not and i was just played so stupid like i go and they'd be like you know because of gay pride i go what's that what's that i literally just like you just play this absolutely good and they go you go when two men you go what i told you i haven't just told you the story with the no ma'am shirt that i wore when i was in israel yeah i'll hear it again basically when i was in israel when i was on some trip to like like a birthright kind of thing or whatever and then we there was like a big group of us and we were like walking to some market and i saw

Starting point is 02:03:22 a no ma'am shirt for sale and me and my friend lewis we both bought them yeah and we put them on and then we got the no man right here hat and then literally like the guy running it was like like some feministy like counselor was like she's like you can't wear that i'm like why not yeah i'll wear whatever she's like you can't wear that and then i was like i don't have another shirt like i literally was like this is my only shirt all my do you want me to go topless all my shirts are dirty and then this one israeli guy who was working there was like oh no no the issue we were walking around this like museum wearing them and like they were like getting really pissed off because she was like real like feminist she didn't like it and then this one like israeli guy was like oh no because like he's like the issue is uh he's like

Starting point is 02:04:01 in in uh israel he's like ma'am is like the hebrew word for like tax so he's like and then he's like it's like a big thing if you're like like basically what he's trying to say is like you're like protesting it's like some big thing like protesting taxes and i go i don't have a clean shirt so i don't know what to tell you this is my only shirt and then they're like okay well you can't is that true i don't even know if it was true i never looked it up but that's what he was trying to tell me was like man mom or something was like he was it was bullshit i dude i have a great bullshit detector this is complete bullshit and so and then they were like okay well then you can't do any group activities you just whenever we do anything you just have to sit on the bus in your no ma'am shirt and i go okay gotta do what i

Starting point is 02:04:42 gotta do i guess the word for your tax is moss so it's close enough anyways and yeah so it wasn't there you go he was lying to me it wasn't even true and then they were trying to think of every excuse and they're just like well then you can't participate and i go all right i'll just sit on the bus i guess yeah and i would just think they would go do all this shit and i would just sit on the bus in my no ma'am shirt is nine-sided stupid but well you you know i guess you could have turned it inside out, but then you're a bitch. Yeah, I wouldn't do that. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 02:05:10 I think they gave me the option. I'm not doing that. This is a political statement that I'm making. I was like 13. I was just like, I'm not doing that. I was just like, I don't know. And I kept being like, I don't have any clean clothes. I don't know.

Starting point is 02:05:22 We haven't done that. We haven't done that in a long time. Was it your buddy, too, that you had to sit in the bus? Yeah, both of us just would sit on the bus. And you kept being like, I don't have any clean clothes. I don't know. We haven't, we haven't. Was it your buddy too, that you had to sit in the bus? Yeah. Both of us just would sit on the bus. And you used to smoke back then too. I used to smoke.

Starting point is 02:05:30 Yeah. And I was just smoking Marlboro lights, just sitting on the bus. People would like go do some fucking gay ass tour of something. And I go, they're like, what'd you see? And they're like,

Starting point is 02:05:38 we saw some rocks. And I go, sick. I had a good time on the bus, but that was like before smartphones. So like you're really raw dog in it. Like there's nothing to do, but smoke cigarettes. Yeah. Like literally not a thing bus. But that was before smartphones, so you're really raw-dogging it. There's nothing to do but smoke cigarettes.

Starting point is 02:05:45 Yeah. Literally not a thing to do. It's like a bus pulled over on the side of the road and just smoking darts. I used to like a good cigarette when I was in the band, man. But I would have totally done that straight bride thing. That would have been me. You know what else? Speaking of Israel, which led me to Piers Morgan, which reminded me, I watched this debate with

Starting point is 02:06:02 Eric Weinstein. Yeah. Did you see that no so Eric Weinstein who actually doesn't like something but he basically has I guess this theory where he's like string theory yeah the way that the string theory which he will literally go to say he's like the string theory guy and he goes nobody knows what it is yeah so he basically says like it's like a scam kind of yeah i don't even know if i was to guess the best version of his article is that they started going down this path with string theory but it has some problems but no one will admit it and it's got a bit of an

Starting point is 02:06:39 emperor's no clothes situation going on right they're in this debate which had like a million views i don't know a word these guys are saying like it's you have to if you listen this thing i'm just like it's crazy that like that's where debating's at now where it's like they're legitimately like and he's like if you take the x45 for a dive like yeah yeah they're like really in the way i mean he said he's like it was so in the weeds he's like you get the top 10 string theorists in the world and they can't even agree on what it is. Right, so you have these two guys arguing and it was just kind of like,

Starting point is 02:07:09 you're just like, I don't know. How would any of us know who's right? It's just like, it's bizarre to watch. I just want to know who's funding this. Who's funding all of you to figure out, like, what are you talking about? Because they're all like have academic funding, you know? They all have all these grants.

Starting point is 02:07:21 The universities fund them? I guess. And they're just like, they're all just funding them to just dick around to just be like to hopefully figure out what this is one day i mean i guess that isn't the money come from the university or does actually do the money like i know that yeah they get you can get like pharma grants or whatever right if you're doing a there's some private money comes in but how do you this is the this is the google government given money for the google definition of string theory string theory a framework and theoretical physicist physics proposes that the fundamental

Starting point is 02:07:50 constituents of the universe are tiny vibrating one-dimensional strings rather than point-like particles he's calling cap on it yeah he's going that's not even what it is i don't even know if that's his point yeah his point is on dude i've it was it felt like they were fucking with me when I was watching this these strings which are far smaller than even quarks and electrons

Starting point is 02:08:09 are believed to vibrate in various modes each mode corresponding to a different particle and fundamental force alright the string

Starting point is 02:08:17 apparently it says the string that they're talking about is actually the second smallest thing in the world the first smallest thing this is what they said in the this is what yeah this is what eric weinstein and the other string theory said yeah it's the second smallest thing in the history

Starting point is 02:08:32 there is one smaller thing in the world and then the yeah the world is made up of every there's only one thing that's ever been ever smaller be smaller. It's never even been photographed. It can't be photographed. It can't be photographed. There's no magnification. But this is on Piers Morgan? Yeah, it's like, it was just like an actual. It was Piers Morgan.

Starting point is 02:08:53 No, but you know how the debates are always like Israel versus Palestine. Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, racism. I'm surprised this did the views. The ins and outs of string theory. I'm surprised this did the views. I know, that's what I'm saying. I'm just like,

Starting point is 02:09:05 was everyone faking it when they watch this? Yeah. Is there that many people that are in fucking string theory? You think Piers Morgan would be like, yeah, we're not getting fucking clicks on this shit. Even when you hear like the high end, like history guys debate,

Starting point is 02:09:16 you kind of know what they're talking about. This was mumbo jumbo, my friend. Crazy theoretical. I guess there was some debate debate where they're kind of like argue with each other where they're like oh yeah you don't even have

Starting point is 02:09:26 your faculty business I can't even imitate it here's the clip this is the clip physicist absolutely humiliates

Starting point is 02:09:36 Eric Weinstein no the other guy was using less big words than Weinstein so that clip probably won't be that good did he absolutely

Starting point is 02:09:43 humiliate him I have no idea who humiliated you. I didn't know what was happening. Oh, this is Sam Seder. This is Sam Seder responding to him. I guess people took their sides, but I was just like... I think anyone who's taken a side is lying

Starting point is 02:09:56 because I don't think anyone knows what they're talking about. I mean, he even says, he goes, he's like, I'm one of these top string theorists don't even know what they're talking about. Who said that? Eric Weinstein. He's just like, they don't agree these top string theorists. Don't even know what they're talking about. Who said that? Eric Weinstein. He's just like, they don't agree on what it even is.

Starting point is 02:10:08 Right. Yeah, he goes, they really don't know. So I have to listen to it. I go, yeah, I have no idea who's right. You just pick a side, I guess, and root for it. It's like watching a sport that you've never seen play before. I guess. Bizarre, though.

Starting point is 02:10:24 Oh, also, we'll do this over on the patreon but huffpost uh did this basically they have a new thing where they get like a um they get all these they get all these experts to come psychoanalyze trump like how to deal with your mega relatives without rooting relationships according to a cult expert they have a cult expert trump and putin's don't tell them that they're in a cult trump and putin's relationship is on the rocks we asked a couple's therapists to weigh in and they have another one trump's new post about taylor swift is so immature we brought a child psychologist in so they're they have this new thing they're doing where they bring all these like yeah these professionals they bring yeah and they try to like analyze

Starting point is 02:11:00 him like he's the three-year-old but we'll go through that among many other things. Are they bringing any witches? Oh yeah, we have a witch one too. We have a witch article but patreon.com slash the boys cast new episode every week so pop on over and see us there.

Starting point is 02:11:16 We will see you. And I'll be in Calgary this weekend. Calgary this weekend. Me in San Diego a couple weeks. We'll see you on the other side.

Starting point is 02:11:23 Peace.

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