The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Ep 8 - Corona Virus State of the Union w/ Dark Web Correspondent Patrick O'Neil

Episode Date: April 3, 2020

This is the Boyscast first guest, and a special episode different from the others. In a Quarantine call in: Patrick O'Neil, a successful Radio Producer, personality and Podcast Network Owner gives the Dark Web take on everything Corona Virus - from the Conspiracies, to the government overreach, to what happens next. Tell me what you think of this type of episode. Repost if you liked it  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Now, I would like to just do normal episodes about normal stuff, but it's ridiculous too. And I talk about this a little bit later in the episode. But, you know, if you're at a stand-up comedy club and someone just died and the guy's like, relationships are crazy, you can't, right? You can't just go up there and be, you know, if you're at a stand-up comedy club and someone just died and the guy's like, relationships are crazy, you can't, right? You can't just go up there and be, you know, it's kind of weird having a, you know, when you have a car problem, it doesn't matter. No one cares. There's too much stuff going on right now.

It's the elephant in the room. So it's hard not to address this, but everyone's making their disgusting coronavirus content. And honestly, I've not enjoyed watching it. I've not enjoyed watching everyone's crappy, you know, Tiger King content. And honestly, I've not enjoyed watching it. I've not enjoyed watching everyone's crappy, you know, Tiger King content. I've not watched everyone's liked everyone's coronavirus content. It's just content. I'm trying to fade the pack. So I thought, what can I do? That's very interesting. What can I, you know, and then I thought, I've talked a lot about on the boys cast that everyone's lying to you media is a bunch of fucking losers there's

who do you yeah you can't trust these idiots so then who can you trust and that's what the purpose of this episode is i'm doing a two and a half hour state of the union with my dark web correspondent patrick o'neill now you're asking oh let me tell you who this person is patrick o'neill right now is one of the biggest producers in in the country that I used to live in Canada, a communist country called Canada. Now this guy's on the front lines. He's right now he's working 12 hours a day. He's working on like five different radio shows, working 12 hours a day, covering Corona on a talk radio station. That's, you know, the equivalent of if you live in America, it'd be the equivalent of like a, you know, a talk radio station at Sirius XM that's streaming all day long or whatever, if CNN had a radio

station or something like that. So that's what he's been doing. This guy, more importantly than that, this guy knows every nook and crevice of the dark web. He's got the best scoop on all the conspiracies. He's kind of one of those guys that knows everything. So he used to have all these radio shows that he was a producer of, and he would bring all these comedians on. I remember Garrett Jameson introduced me to him. He was like, you got to go to this guy's show. He's hilarious. A bunch of people told me about Patrick O'Neill. And then I met him. And then immediately I was like, oh, this guy's like the man. So he was, you know, he's super follows the, all the different comedy scenes. He's been a producer for years. He comes

from a radio family. His family was, you know, his mom was in radio and then he's had this successful career in radio. He's been on the front lines of this whole thing. Plus he's hilarious. And he's got the best hot takes on all this stuff. I've been talking a lot about bad hot takes. He's got the good hot takes. So without further ado, tell me what you guys think of this. I thought, I thought he gave some pretty good perspective. He's one of those guys. A lot of times I'll be like, I don't trust this. What's going on here? And I'll be like, yo, Patrick, what's the scoop on this shit? So I thought it was a pretty fun conversation.

This is a conversation with my dark web correspondent, Patrick O'Neill. So you're still working right now? More than ever, yeah, yeah. Literally like at the station, I think there was two guys in my position who had just come back from the States. So they got mandatory 14 day isolation. And then a couple of other people because of just like rubbing shoulders with you. And I'm not joking.

Jews. Let's cut the shit. Who are the Jews behind this? this are they behind this yeah well what are they not behind uh but there was a big problem with them all doing like i think it pretty sure it was like a sukkot dinner thing which was at like a jewish community center and that was like the first big outbreak transmission in toronto because the one of the jew Jewish guys at the Sukkot thing was at the mining expo in Toronto the mining expo was a big international thing which had a loaded Chinaman at it so that's pretty much how it got to here what let's what's the Patrick O'Neill take on the whole thing from the beginning like with I mean, like just everyone has heard like the Wuhan wet market, which is that's like the slop and it's 100 percent false.

The only grain of truth to it is that there were some of the original 50 cases in China had been to that wet market, but less than half of them. So anytime someone brings up this fucking eating bats at a wet market thing, 100% false. That wet market exists, and some of the people had been there, but that's it. I think it's about 29 kilometers north of the Wuhan wet market is the only level four bioweapons laboratory in China. It's called the Wuhan Virology Institute. And you go on their website and there are people who are scientists handling bats without gloves or like any protective gear. Like there's like pictures of them, like gesturing, holding up a bat.

They're like, it's like these people have to be getting bitten and stuff like they're just not doing it properly like on the website and you could literally just google it wuhan virology institute it's a public website loads of pictures of them handling bats without protective gear but they also say like list what they're researching and it's like coronavirus pathogen and mutagens so it's basically like how a coronavirus develops and mutates and um i think it was like advanced uh corona transmission between dissimilar species so how it would jump from a bat to something that doesn't have a similar so okay so they're in the lab i think the closest conspiracy though what's the conspiracy because people are saying that this just came out of wuhan naturally and you're like no they've been this is biological no so there is like two different things so they have like the original corona one of the original

coronavirus strains which is like the one that you would just research normally to develop like medicines and cures and shit like that this is something that like everywhere they're doing it like they have they're studying that in like austria and like russia and canada and america like everyone does that kind of thing. But then certain countries like the United States, Russia, Israel, China, they always have a second strain, which they try to weaponize for two reasons. One, they want the weapon for themselves. Two, if someone else gets the weapon, they need to know how the weapon works in order

to inoculate themselves. someone else gets the weapon they need to know how the weapon works in order to inoculate themselves so what's happened in china um to me the what is most likely just how uh everything went because of the enormous spread and very rapid spread in hong kong to me this looks like it was a biological weapon that they were developing for use in hong kong just because of the timing with the protesters and everything like that. Do you think that's convenient or you think that was part of it? Uh, no, that's part of it.

I think that's, um, cause that was, you're like, yeah, there can, there was basically like these protesters, we need to figure out what to do with them.

It's like, okay, we're going to weld their doors shut. How about that? Yeah. Literally catch you inside. How about that? Exactly.

I've let the virus spread, but that's like and there's like tons of models for this and everybody has seen like the bill gates one where he models like what would happen with the coronavirus and everything like that so lots of military uh like studies and theories bill gates was kind of all over this for a bit right yeah he's very big there's like rumors and stuff that he owns like a patent to it the virus which is just nonsense that's not how that works but he certainly is like more in the loop of these viral outbreaks especially because of uh his work in africa where a lot of this stuff you know accidentally happens where it's more likely both china and the u.s use africa as like testing grounds for their biological weapons. So in China, or the like, the theory is like, well, why would they use it on their own people? But well,

if you know anything about China, like Mandarin Chinese, their own people count as the ones who are going with the government. That's what their own people means. Exactly. And so Hong Kong is mostly Cantonese or like Cantonese descendants and like a mix of a bunch of things. So the purpose of a biological weapon is to use like we need the shit in Hong Kong. Like they need the buildings, the infrastructure, all this stuff. They just don't like the people there. The best way to get rid of the people, keep all their shit there, biological weapon. It only is going to kill off the people

on the island you're going to have all this infrastructure and shit less left over you just replace the cantonese with more obedient mandarins from the mainland like the communism and like mandra the two yeah for sure they're the other those guys got a little taste of freedom they've never had the sweet succulent. No, the mandarins are like the stereotypical, like stone face, sort of really dry Asians.

And like all the funny, cool Asians are Cantonese. Or Filipino. So like the Mandarin. Yeah, exactly. Filipinos hold it down. Oh,

of course. They're cool as shit, but they also don't have like the sort of like, uh, success, work ethic. extreme hard work success and epic of the mandarins um so and another thing is um it may not have even really started in china or wuhan or like the ube province um because in 2014 in winnipeg um oh that's what you were saying earlier yeah so canada has um

it's not even just like nationalism i feel no attachment to canada but it is the world i left that fucking shithole in the dust dude yeah smart move the minute i leave the comedy scene goes to shit too yeah literally is now no comedy scene. Everybody's at home. It's now a podcast scene. So in 2014, the RCMP catches a Chinese communist spy who is a woman, who is a professor, who is both teaching at a university and working out of the Winnipeg Virology Institute. And there's two different versions. So one is from the RCMP.

So this version is obviously a lie. They caught her right away before anything really happens, and they prevented her from actually going to China with any of the information. Here's the actual version. She had been stealing almost a billion dollars worth of research and samples over the course of like three years. She had made about 18 visits back to China in this time, which is like, it's not normal because even like there's a lot of Chinese immigrants in Canada and they do go back and

forth, but not like once a month. They don't go once a month. And they don't go with like giant. I mean, it was just so obvious. So anyways, this woman who Chinese communist, she was a Chinese communist. Smuggling bat dick. Exactly. Smuggling like just bat juice back to Wuhan.

um and so this is very likely where they got it because um their ability to develop like the more advanced strains of corona because corona is just like a flu or cold virus they're all coronas so they could easily develop like the smaller shittier ones and try and experiment with them and make them more dangerous but places like with these level four facilities, they have things like HIV, super HIV, AIDS, Ebola, like the worst stuff that they could not get elsewhere because these things are very often like unless that's during an actual outbreak, there can be samples are all confined to a lab. So it's not like they can just go out and be like, well, let's just take a trip somewhere where people are sick and we'll get it. It doesn't work like that.

This thing only existed in the lab up until about October. And that's when people, so I was like on vacation in Italy and I first started hearing about it. Like, man, this is a really bad thing. And there's like missing uh uh parts of the genome so they would even now when they put it out it's like we've mapped the genome we know what it looks like they always leave a blank space because that blank space uh has this HIV protein spike. And it's basically why HIV is so easily spread and so quickly spread and is so efficient at sort of corrupting and taking over other cells is this protein spike,

which is what is in the COVID-19. So there is no other coronaviruses has any like remote similarities to HIV. None. It's two totally different things, except for COVID-19 has exactly that very distinct kind of protein spike in it, which is designed to like, that's why like it get HIV gets your T cells and kills them so fast and transforms them into other hiv infectious cells so quickly so this is why they talk about um every single person who gets this will definitely give it to four people kind of thing like that's hiv level efficiency san francisco Just go HIV levels. Exactly. Yes. Like, like Provincetown, Rhode Island. It's so it spreads incredibly quickly. And then also there's a bunch of different things.

So some people would try and assert that it's more likely sort of a U.S. biological weapon because it hit China first and hardest. sort of a U.S. biological weapon because it hit China first and hardest. But in reality, when you look at it, it is actually more effective at spreading amongst like the race mongoloid, which is what people refer to as like Asians now and not like West Asians, like East Asians, like Chinese people and Japanese people. OK, so, yeah. West Asians, like East Asians, like Chinese people and Japanese people and Korean people. So one of the things that you're saying is kind of being misrepresented is that one of the reasons why it's spreading different in different regions is because of the different races. Exactly. Yeah. So it is actually like ethnically more efficient in Asian people. And then also because of what are the races in order

um just to do which ones uh just best to worst and nothing to do with the coronavirus and that no i'm kidding but the the coronavirus what's the what's the order of worst to best because russians apparently aren't getting hit at all yeah have you seen that basically dude all the russians are i mean you never know because a lot of times they're out there. They haven't got hit, but they're out there being like. They lie. Yeah. North Korea apparently had like one guy with Corona and then they just killed him. Yeah.

I'm not surprised. No, it's really, really bad for. So the worst would be Asians. They get it. The second. Yeah. Yeah. Then the second worst would be middle eastern and indian people

then the third worst would be sort of your mixed whites um you're sort of like uh not like i mean like the best would just cut to the end of like the two best and they're sort of tied for being like the least uh susceptible to it is like people who have really pure northern european or pure like imagine trump went up there and used those terms it's like obviously this is affecting pure-blooded those with pure blood will be affected less that's so funny the problem is these damn dirty mudbloods spreading it all over the place your words is pure blood yeah so those with aryan blood shall be safe from the covet 19 it is close to that that and then like so like um which we are now calling uh covet 316 it's like finland uh norway russia denmark uh why though why is that

it's literally the racial makeup it's the uh nor is it the racial makeup or is it the the like culture they're living in it's a little bit from column a a little bit from column b so like russia definitely benefits from like the culture of being anti-outsiders. So they close their borders so much quicker than everybody else. I don't mean just that. I meant more also the culture of like, you know, eating shitty and – Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just beating up –

Cleaning up after yourself and like hygiene. Yeah, just beating up their bodies like to the fact where, you know – Russians are just always on the brink of death, so their immune systems are always working overtime. Yeah. It doesn't play no role in it. The lack of hygiene and sort of the weird food-eating stuff certainly exacerbates the issue in Asia and Africa and India. exacerbates the issue in like asian africa and india and whereas like in northern europe it's like um what's like a better like less sort of uh racial dog whistling um korea the reason why korea got a handle on it so fast is basically two reasons The population is like very concentrated

to one part of the country. And the second part, it's ethnically homogenous. So as soon as they found out something that helped one person, they pretty much could guarantee it was going to help the rest because there isn't that much genetic diversity. Whereas in the West,

when we develop vaccines and shit like that, it's not for like as targeted it has to affect such a broad swath of the population because like the fact is like black has to work on black people white people homosexuals whereas iran they don't have any of those so they're good well iran is uh yeah i mean as far as like who got hit the worst or like the two countries who got hit the worst and are lying most of that, it would obviously be China and Iran. So Iran, it could be they're saying like twenty five hundred deaths or something like that now. And then there's some people saying it's like it could be six times that.

Yeah, that's why all those numbers. I've been so skeptical of all those numbers where they're like this country, this you're like based on what they're on the fucking honor system. Exactly. Yeah. country this you're like based on what they're on the fucking honor system exactly yeah so the vast majority of the even in the united states like you can't really trust the numbers because they have no gays no corona yeah so like that you have two different reasons to lie about that is like the medical community lies about it because it's like don't like stoke these racial tensions because if you did like why would that why would like stoke these racial tensions. Because if you did like- Why would that stoke racial tensions to say that,

you know, the different body types deal with the coronavirus differently? Because you could solve the problem much faster for like white men than you could solve it for America. Yeah, that makes sense. That's why Korea got so ahead of this is because they know how to protect Koreans who have almost all incredibly similar genetic makeup. The most genetic variance would be between men and women. You're saying physically they have the most similar genetic makeup.

Is that what you're saying, Patrick? Yeah. Yeah. And so we've developed a we've developed a vaccine that only works on people with a less than five inch penis. This virus is a very disrespectful to the long. um so yeah so that's why and like yeah you have to know you put the virus you put the antidote in the tip of the dick but it only has the ability to travel five inches around the inch number five it starts the the powder starts to disintegrate yeah like all the korean guys like dipping their dicks in like cold water before they go and get the fucking cure um sorry where was i okay so that's the first one then that's how it kind of started and how it's

spread and then all these governments lied about it yeah and so uh the and the big you could see like the it's not proof but it's certainly like another piece of evidence that indicates in that direction is the excise response from all the Western governments. So you look at how like it's not even a bad flu season yet. Not in any country. That's what you were saying to me when you're like, oh, this is just the beginning of it, which is a lot of people are saying that. But do you that's what you think? Yeah, we have not reached the peak of the first wave yet. And the second wave is going to be much,

much more deadly than the first wave. Because the first wave is where we do all the preparation. We think we've actually like won the battle and then we relax and then it comes back way harder. And that's the other thing. Why does it come back harder? Because of the dormancy and latency period where it's like, like you and me will go around for like six months,

not knowing that we have it because we're asymptomatic or we're, we have like good enough immune systems and like healthy enough lifestyles that it just like, I feel kind of shitty. But meanwhile, you're shitty but meanwhile you're going around and you're spreading it and then 14 days later to all the people who have spread it that's when they actually develop the actual illness so it's very good and certainly designed to be able to get underneath the radar so that curve thing they keep talking about, like flattening the curve, the real risk is that that is not like a new method or anything of control or prevention.

So if it's a biological weapon, they've likely designed that with that in mind, with it being able to like – if you think you are flattening the curve, you want it to make it look like the curve gets flat so that it could then spike right back up. When you make you make illnesses, how can you design it to that degree? It's incredible, but that's what like what's it called? The CRISPR, the it's like that's what that technology is. And it really allows you to play with the genetic makeup of like uh any kind of organism and so this is really where it's sort of like crisper originally was sort of like yeah i get to um you know like make you make your kid like have blue eyes and uh get make sure that they don't have any sort of like genetically developed diseases and stuff like that so that's what like the crisper technology

was originally used for uh and then it was banned in china and when they ban things in china that means the government is nationalizing it and taking it secret so they don't like they didn't have like just stop like sort of your average like chinese couple from saying like yeah let's use this crisper to make sure the kid doesn't develop you know lampingtons or some like fucking genetically derived disease you could very subtly and gently edit the uh the genome of the fetus so it weeds out all that stuff and you and does as specific as literally that's what you're saying yeah yeah okay yeah okay so that's the first part of it is like what i'll what all happened

yeah okay so i was gonna say what's like the the most wacky conspiracy right now the most wacky conspiracy is that the conspiracies what are some like what are some good deep web ones okay that it doesn't even exist and this is literally just a move to do i've seen a lot of i've seen a lot of people popping around with that being like no this is fucking bullshit yeah yeah it's like incredibly mild and very easy to treat and the reality is uh it's just um which is kind of what everyone seemed to be thinking And the reality is it's just – Which is kind of what everyone seemed to be thinking at the beginning. And then every person was kind of like, yeah, yeah, my bad. Wrong on that.

Yeah. And I would say that like don't – like anyone who says they were like on this first and that the other side was the one, like no. Nobody took this seriously or had any like curiosity of what was going on in China until January. And this is it. It began. There was a few people that were hitting the pavement pretty hard, like Mike Cernovich and stuff. He was on Twitter being like, but again, that's I've been I'm always saying this. You're like, yeah, but these guys have all they always have some new doomsday theory because that's how they keep their fucking that's their whole model.

So you're like, yeah, you fucking got one right out of 25 congratulations it's peter schiff it's peter schiff peter schiff got beat up in this a like his fucking your bike you guys don't know patrick's a gold bug absolutely yeah so peter schiff's got this like gold he's always hawking his fucking shitty gold company and i don't mind peter schiff but you really him yeah exactly and then he fucking his whole thing like tanked right uh yeah well it is going up and down like crazy so what he basically thought was like oh i've finally been right the american economy this was his moment too like peter ship's been been beating the ground that the economy is going to crash for like 10 or 20 years. This would have been his moment, and it just fucking got taken away from him. Absolutely.

And you can literally just watch it happen. It's like the gold price starts to go up, and it's like, yep, yep, we were right this whole time. Schiff was loving life. They pricked the bubble, and the air is rushing out. And then all of a sudden, gold starts going back down. It's like and so it's like uh you know it's because of like the pan that's the other thing is like um so with any of like the austrian economics guys like they're they know austrian economics much better than they know people and so like very much austrian economics i always describe to people

like because i went to school for economics i always describe to people like because i went to school for economics i always describe people that's kind of like the bad boy school of economics they you know it's kind of like uh in school they teach you that you know you gotta put money in the economy to raise the interest rate this is how you you know you'd kind of you mess around and tinker with the economy using all these tools and austrian economies like that is that is uh that all that stuff is a stealing from the american people and b causing the crashes yeah exactly yeah i mean like the keynesians are like the fucking dorks with their glasses on at the front of the class and then the austrians are at the back i love the fucking leather jackets yeah the bad boy talking about hayek the bad boy economists

yeah good shit okay so so literally like and so yeah exactly all the people who sort of like predicted the undoing of the american economy are trying to take credit for this whereas it's like that's what every single person has has their version of why this is uh why this is their their told you so yeah it's either proof that we should have complete socialized health care which i really don't get that one uh open borders is the dumbest fucking thing in the world i i sort of get that one a little more it's it is funny to see like people literally in canada and you guys like so the public health officer was like hey this racist backlash against the chinese community is like it's very scary we need to worry is that true is that is that straight bullshit

it's like five things that happened right and if and i've seen a video on the internet it was like this guy's getting racism against him because of coronavirus it was like he was just getting jumped by some black dudes okay so that's that's the other thing of like it's so much going on so like this weird sort of side storyline of like yeah right there throughout the world there's allegedly this big racist backlash against chinese people there's no evidence big racist backlash against Chinese people. There's no evidence of it, of course, like certainly in the United States. So all the people who say like it keeps happening, it keeps happening. There is no like crime report about it in a single one of these cases.

None. So most of them are like rumors and things like that. And then the ones that are like verified, you see it actually happen happening. It's almost exclusively black guys harassing Asian guys on the New York subway. Right. Every single one of them. So it's another day and it's just another day in the office. Exactly.

I was like, sorry, did you see how they were treating them prior to this outbreak? Like it's exactly the same. They fuck with them and tease them and shit. That was one of the biggest lies when they were treating them prior to this outbreak like it's exactly the same they fuck with them and tease them and shit that was one of the biggest lies when they were because this is again you're just like how is anyone gonna listen to media because you're just lying non-stop all day long every day but then the trump one with the china thing he actually had a pretty reasonable answer he's like yeah but they go they're like they showed the clip of him being like this is what happened and and so they showed the clip of him being like this is what happened and

and so they showed the clip of of him being like the china virus and then the journalist like pwning him but then what really happened was he was like no because they're trying to say it happened from it came from america and i'm not gonna let that happen or whether you agree with it or not it was like a fairly reasonable rebuttal and they just skip they just like leave that out there's like can you imagine working at a news station they're like hey do you mind just uh editing out this like part and they like how do you possibly look at your boss and you're like like i'm really gonna like edit out just like selectively edit you're like are we not a news station is there how is there no more whistleblowers at like fucking these places being like all right no this is ridiculous just like a million project

veritas fucking videos could have been made in the last couple of is ridiculous just like a million project veritas fucking videos could have been made in the last couple of weeks i'm just like i mean and i would say like yeah fuck the news but i literally do that at my job when they tell me like change that i'd be like okay really i never yeah of course okay so i get paid i never just like i'll put my foot down he didn't say that. We got to be honest about this. And you're like, no, I did that differently. Like, sure.

That's how much resistance I'm putting out. And I hate it when other people do it, but it's like there's nothing – Yeah, you're right. Why would you put up resistance? It's your job. You don't give a shit. But I guess if you pretend you do give a shit. But no, they probably can can i bet you a lot of people convince themselves they're like oh i'm lying but it's to take down trump so it's you know

yeah and but literally so that exact thing happened at not yeah the exact thing happened at where i worked was like literally everyone called, every single person at the station called it either the virus from Wuhan, the virus from China, the Chinese virus, or the Wuhan virus. And then the day it became an issue when Trump said it was the Chinese virus, we had to, from that point on, change it to COVID-19 or the coronavirus. So all of the copy went through like meticulously. So that's how that works at the news stations. Like literally Trump says something and then is it that Trump says something then everyone else picks up on it like CNN picks up on it and then everyone changes or are you guys are kind of part of the shift?

No. Yeah, we are part of the shift. So it's like Trump does this. And the assumption for everyone in the media is that like, well, I work for the news media. So I know people and I know normal people and I know how they normal people think and feel. So normal people are all going to think and feel that Trump is a hateful bigot racist because he accurately described where this thing came from i heard him called i thought it was a little much when he called it the chink flu that was i thought that was pushing it what are you doing over there

i fucking just pulled the wire out my bad um so yeah and literally uh um so they they go like oh there is one journalist asking the question that obviously is like they are trying to paint him as like being racist in that way so they just called it yellow fever that would have been hilarious yeah it's went with yellow fever it just like showing all these people in the hospital and they're like jaundice and they actually look yellow and they're like has nothing to do with that it's a completely unrelated yeah um so all the people in the media just go like they think it's literally just like oh someone at the at The New York Times or The Washington Post or CNN or MSNBC, they think this way or they pose the question this way. So therefore, that has to reflect what's like actually going on in the minds of like the people in the country, which is like, obviously, it's nonsense. Like, you don't need to even explain that to people.

Like, they are literally just anyone who's taking that position is taking it in bad faith exactly yeah yeah yeah yeah because because no one stopped calling it the spanish flu like it's still how people reference it today and by the way the spanish flu nothing to do with spain uh it's from china okay now we're now we're talking so what happened with the spanish flu what's the origins of the spanish flu it's it's literally just like post uh first world war uh it happened pretty much everywhere but it came from like chinese immigrants were spreading it around and then spain had like the have you heard the one where uh you start to slowly lose all your money and they call it the jew flu it just gets inflated away we're all gonna be suffering from the jew flu in about six months

fucking nine hundred dollars for a big mac um but yeah so and that's what i was like back to like the uh the real like conspiracy theory so it's like one is that like it's a biological weapon from like fort dietrich in the u.s which is like where they did all like that you know like given cia agents acid and weird shit like that so that's way more like kind of pop uh pop conspiracy conspiracy yeah that's not the real shit yeah the the real thing is like it is a uh a design virus that it's like has designed impotency so it's like it'll be bad for a very long time and then it will stop itself because all the elites or the globalists really want is that initial bad phase where you get everybody scared and like that's not just like how it works throughout history is you sort of like create

some panic and then instead of like never let a good crisis go to waste exactly what fucking jew said that another secret to uh patrick's uh opinions do not represent the boys cast no not at all but so it's like basically for two things is you scare people to the point where they are clamoring now for uh dude people are so it is so crazy how quickly people give up their freedoms dude you know what i was actually thinking it's almost like everyone just craves discipline so much because you can watch like dude i'm watching like chicks especially percent of the population it's like ingrained into they need it like yeah they're like they're like almost like getting off on the fact that the government's giving them like

rules of like they can't be outside of their house and they get to tell other people it's like you know what i mean they're all their fucking dad telling them what to do again and they're getting excited about it they're getting off on this you referenced uh alex uh biron or byron or whatever his name is and him talking about like the social distance warriors but that is literally like 90 of the calls i get at the radio station now is literally like because there isn't like an official complaint line they call the radio station and say i saw this business and it was open and it was two people in the every single fucking call now it's like i'm not every single call but 90 of the calls are from women complaining about other people uh like basically complaining about other people having rights still it's like

literally like how are these people allowed to leave their home still how is this business allowed to be open how are the cops not shooting people for fucking standing within six feet of each other it's but this is like you see why it's like you can write this shit off as like oh fucking conspiracy theory nonsense except why do you think that so many okay to cut you off though why do you think that so many of those people like the fucking you know whatever the owen benjamins or the Sam Tripolis or those guys. Like, they're pretty, I mean, they're pretty fucking all in on this is a bunch of bullshit. Is it just that they kind of went in on that early and they're not allowed to change their mind because they're the type of people or are they just cooked or what do you think it is? In fairness to them, they haven't been so overwhelmingly disproven yet like it's not like a flat earth kind of thing where it's just like

man the only evidence that exists contradicts your point of view right like you could make up a lot of silly things to sort of like get to flat earth but in the end like there's so much practical observable observable things that disprove it that it's like all right these people kind of have to shut up and quiet down whereas like those guys who are saying like it's just not real and i mean like certainly you can't deny that like people are getting sick and things like that but it's i don't see the evidence that it has reached this big widespread fucking just the numbers just aren't there like you're still kind of operating on faith that this is as bad as everyone says it is exactly so and i think even just like when i go to the the bodega like under my house i'll go down and that guy i'll be like this corona it's all

made up like he's they're just like your average standard guy what black guy or spanish he's a brown guy oh really because i haven't met a black guy or like a spanish dude who thinks that this is not complete they're not buying any of this shit they don't trust the government for shit yeah and i've seen similar things of like uh in harlem in uh every girl is hook line and sinker like no matter matter what you tell them, it's almost like the women really do need fucking guys around or they would give up their rights. They'd be like, hey, the government would be like, it might help. Is there anything we could do? It was like, I mean, it might help if we like put you in chains and made you our sex slaves. They'd be like, where do I sign? Is this working? Is it working? Oh, I don't't know i think we need two more years of this oh and that that's the other thing i think people are really discounting is like let's say best case scenario they let us out uh at the end of april into like may i don't think it goes another year or two before they do it again really well that's i guess that's what they're talking about so you

pretty you're like your opinion on this is fairly down the middle not too conspiratorial well i would say and this is what i tell like all the fucking comedians who are like messaging me now of like where to get guns and fucking which by the way i was loving that you were saying that all the comedians are messaging you like actual serious stuff but you can't help but just be a fucking piece of shit yeah yeah well yeah exactly and i'm like literally saying to people of just like uh you know like if this is such horseshit the only people who are gonna get sick are like old sick people already and then i like every single person i know is like just had to take uh my uncle to the hospital today. He's really not doing well. I'm like, whoops.

I literally just told that person their uncle was like a sick weakling who was destined to die in the next two years anyways. So that's the other thing I keep. All the people who are dying from this, almost all of them, they were going to die in the next two years no matter what. Like the next thing, for the vast majority of these people there's obviously a couple couple of exceptions the vast majority of them the next thing they got would have been this yeah they were going to die from the next thing they got they have and that's why you see like it being fucked up in italy and things like that like the population there is so old it's so disproportionately old and all the young people yeah and all the young people live with old people so this is why it's like particularly

bad there it's like a very just like a cultural design flaw of like all the young people are in you know constant direct contact with elderly people so the transmission rate is way higher so therefore you're gonna and also you have more old people to get sick so a lot of girls sugar daddies are gonna be fucking dropping down to get off quiet just to get off topic what's the prostitute scene like if we're since we're doing the state of the union what's the prostitute scene like patrick has uh dabbled in the ladies of the night um it's in flux right now it's in so you can't get one i could yeah i could get one have the rates gone up or the rates gone down no uh the rates are way up way up because now now they want like danger pages to leave their house kind of thing. Like they're acting like they're fucking braving like 28 days later to get across this fucking thing.

So it's literally triple, triple, quadruple what it was because. What if you want a girl to come to your condo and fucking suck you off? How much are you looking at? Probably like five or eight hundred dollars. And it used to be like 250 tops okay so it's getting up there it's really bad in that regard because i think a huge like it's literally like you think a lot of these people are out of work you know what i mean you'd think it'd be the opposite where you're like well currently it's like um well remember it's all women so it's like, well, remember, it's all women. So it's like the it's still in that initial phase.

And they all everyone still thinks they're going to get saved by the government and like some bailout kind of thing or like that. Anyone who thinks like the whatever economic stimulus is going on is going to bridge them until things get back to normal when people realize that's not the case that the economic uh issues are going to be so much longer lasting than any virus we have to deal with uh that's when i think you will see the influx into sort of that kind of profession into like prostitution and stuff because right now the supply is actually way down like a huge amount of the girls who are doing it just like i'm not doing that anymore i'm not going out and fucking seeing people and shit like that i guess that's the question okay so with the thousand dollars i mean that's the big thing is they want to give people twelve hundred dollars right

you're obviously out of the gate you're like this is all like a big load of horseshit right of course yeah well i mean like obviously instantly inflated away like prices um will will all go up exactly to the new ceiling that everybody because everybody's doing like gouging laws and shit like that okay so you think obviously twelve hundred dollars just giving everyone a stimulus is like obviously just antithetical to who you are. It's ridiculous. What about the rent freeze? How do you feel about that? Again, it's a lot of things that just like won't make much difference. And the reason for that is because you think that this is just going to last too long.

Yeah. Well, like the main thing is like so the rent strike of like these people's jobs are not coming back like all the people who are like why not georgia because they're that that retail thing is over um like uh even nancy pelosi said it was a very bizarre to hear people talk about it like it, it's not a bad thing. But, like, America is a consumer economy. It's literally a bunch of people selling each other sandwiches. That shit's not coming back. Like, you're not going to have, like, all these Starbucks employees, subway employees, McDonald's.

Like, they can't afford to go back to the way it was because like literally like all these McDonald's franchises, like they won't be able to hire all those people because they won't be able to afford their rent and shit anymore. Like you're not going to have the same amount of – If the economy is getting beat up for 18 months straight maybe, but what if it's not that though? If people like try and just snap back to work really quickly sort of at the end of april i would say yeah it's probably not gonna be as bad but i still think like let's say it was two months and that's all it is which and you're saying there's gonna be more waves but if it's not i thought tell me what you think of this idea i thought this was a meat in the middle because to me the problem with doing the rent freeze is you're just straight up taking one

industry and not paying them for what they're doing you know what i mean and the difference between the bars closing is they don't have to provide the service where you're saying landlords have to provide the service of their house but they're not getting paid so it's just like it seems super unethical to do that right but what if they did this they did a rent freeze because that is people's biggest problem right now is rent so what if they did for sure so what if they did a rent freeze and then told the landlords that they don't have to pay taxes on their rental income for the rest of the year yeah that is good i mean the the best that was my that was my best solution that i came up with on that the best solution i think like across the board which is just never gonna have happen no taxes it's literally just right off

taxes for two straight years yeah it's so funny when they always do this thing because they always say that they go they go we're gonna take every we're gonna give everyone twelve hundred dollars like why don't you just not take twelve hundred dollars from them but you also see like what it costs to actually give each person twelve hundred dollars cost about eighteen thousand dollars why is that this is the big joke is like the level of bureau and this is one of the reasons why they're actually going to justify um uh getting rid of cash and going to their digital dollar is that like it is so inefficient and there is so much bureaucracy of just like the amount of people who have to get paid to like sit at desks and double check forms and shit like that that's

where the cost comes in aren't they didn't you say that they're gonna using this to get rid of digital currencies oh for sure they are yeah so uh it's like a two- thing, twofold thing. So one, cash and cash payments, exchanging cash between people spreads the virus because it lasts on services and you're transferring things between people. That's part one. So you're going to get a lot of women who will buy that shit. They'll be like, oh, no more cash. Exactly. No more buying stuff on Craigslist from a guy and giving him his money. Exactly. No more buying stuff on Craigslist from a guy and giving him his money. Exactly.

It all has to be done digitally and, you know, contact free. It will be the new the new like phrase that they're going to beat everybody to death, which is what they're really saying is we want a piece of all those transactions. Exactly. Exactly. So what the other part of it is, that is so more efficient for the government to be able to like transfer money between people if they could do it digitally. And then also it prevents them from like every single transaction. Now, if it's digital, they can see it, especially if it's being done with their digi dollar, which is what they were kind of like the hegemony. The U.S. dollar has is exactly what they were going to like the you know hegemony the u.s dollar has is exactly what they want so you sorry i misinterpreted you you're saying the united states is going to train going to say we're

a did we're going to have our own digital dollar now so all of the people that are in bitcoin and all the cryptos it's like the new crypto is like americo or whatever the fuck exactly whether they're going to like legislate the uh alt coins out of existence so it's kind of i already felt like that was gonna be happening anyway you're like even if there is a digital currency that comes in the future the american government's not gonna be like ah the internet beat us to it it is what it is i guess we're number two now yeah but it's the same thing with everything of like they're not gonna do but like oh they got us on that one so i have to let that one go yeah i guess too bad if you want to if you want to uh operate in a different currency in our soil like what are we gonna do yeah exactly we certainly

not gonna fucking tell you not to have nukes and then invade you the second you get rid of your nukes yeah libya that's what happened libya that's what mohamed kadhafi did he tried to put them back on a gold standard and they literally murdered him for it oh the gaddafi one okay yeah i know that one so uh yeah and that's like the other move is basically um your all your alt coins will become illegal if they're not backed with us that hasn't happened like sooner yeah unless they like tether it to it right i think it's literally just because trump is is in and it's like that kind of thing is way less on his radar than you know like china doing weird trade shit and like europe not fucking paying

their fair share it into nato like he's not like in tune in that way where a lot of like the democrats because they're like weird sort of sucking up to young people are just more familiar with that kind of stuff that's why like in the yeah exactly literally like that is why they are more dangerous it's because they are like present themselves as like cool and in on it. But Pelosi put a bunch of things in it. I don't know how much actually got struck down because it's just Monday today and I didn't check since last Friday. But all the stuff that they were putting into the stimulus bill, people were like, oh, funding for the Kennedy Center, funding for Ticonderoga. What does this have to do with corona? What the fuck does legislating a does this have to do with corona what the fuck does

legislating uh a digital dollar have to do with it what are the other things they're slipping in because yeah it's it's that thing as soon as it basically it's not even really a conspiracy it's like you can believe that 9-11 uh wasn't an inside job and still believe that the government like completely took advantage of it at any every corner for the last for the next 20 years which actually had a funny joke i was saying about the idea that saying that americans are really into like you know because you know they use 9-11 to waterboard people and stuff like that it's like in canada our government would never do that they just waterboard the taxpayers wallet yeah exactly oh But yeah, all that kind of stuff, like so many things. I think people are really discounting of like life is like not going to be able to like snap back into place like the way it was.

Like they're never going to loosen up the control that they've got now. Like they were not giving it back. Dude, I'm telling you, it's like that's what people were getting at stores be saying that they need to close before the government even said it's like okay so we're gonna go above and beyond what the rules are it's like what are you talking about and and that's like um and i it's like paying extra it's like the government saying you need to pay your taxes on this date you go pay them three weeks before it's like and twice as much yeah what are you talking about? It's ridiculous.

And I think it used to be more like on a cultural basis, like in America, there's Big Brother. And in Canada, it's Little Sister. Because in Canada, you didn't have this big, huge, massive surveillance state from the government sort of like peeking down at people. You had your little sister tattling on you exactly because you have every other fucking canadian rat you out for shit that they do it's literally like but now it's america too it's it's undeniably in america too like everyone is in tattletale mode of like so. Government Ryan was standing too close to Danny

like it is dude that's so funny they're just sitting at home calling your radio dude if I did have like a girlfriend that I was living at home with right now I probably would be like hey you should like go on the internet and see if there's anything to tattle on like and I'll be in the other room

go to our separate corners of the apartment like i imagine like all the fucking women like at home like with blankets and like tea and like watching all their friends like fucking facebook stories just to give them shit about like oh you went out for lunch dude i've had i've had people say that to me i've literally had people i've, because I've been doing whatever, and people are like, why are you doing this? And I'm like, how about you suck on my cock? How about this? How about come over and I'll gag you with my dick?

Like, that's how much I care about your fucking opinions. The best thing, I know it's different for you guys, but not anyone who says something to me will be like, unless you're an essential person, don't talk to me. I'm talking essentials, okay? Yeah're that's big being essential eh oh yeah the ability to just like walk around toronto now and then like essential worker coming through essential worker just walking to the front of lines and we're like i'm keeping this city humming wait to buy this six pack of beer like dude i was literally like i moved to new york to do stand-up comedy comedy and they made stand-up comedy

illegal and shut down new york like what are the odds it's so weird it is like that is probably the most fun part about this is sort of like the way things are changing for everyone else in a way like people don't get but i i am a huge loner and like very loans everyone money is a usury they call it and so no obviously that's not the loner weird to see all these people like snap and just sort of like not being able to handle it and just so like my life is not different really like i just go back and forth from work and like fuck around at home and play video games and look at shit on the internet and listen to fucking podcasts and shit so like there's almost nothing different about it for me other than like i have a great new like entertainment platform i have less excuses for a chick.

It's hard to get out of things. It goes like, Hey, you want to hang out? And you're like, I have some busy, busy, busy, busy. Aren't you supposed to be stuck inside your home? I got three shows tonight. They're like, I'm doing nine live streams tonight. It's crazy. Can I, where can I find them?

They're actually, it i dark web ip live streams you know honestly you don't want to get involved i don't share them with people i know if you found it naturally i would be like go ahead and listen yeah i'm not at liberty to share the links but that's the biggest one for sure but yeah no this is another thing that i know is people will call you i've had lots of people do this they go hey so oh my god you're in new york like i know how bad it is i'm just sending my love like i, I hope everything's fine. You know what I mean? Are you okay? And I, and I'm like, first of all, you're, they're not, but they're not actually asking if you're okay. They're calling you because they're stressed out and they want

you to be too. So I'll be like, yeah, no, actually everything's fine. I don't know. I just been working during the day, like kind of partying at night night and they'll be like all right i mean it's really bad there so you kind of like and you're like just because you're flipping out i'm not you're not gonna infect me with your fucking chick ass flip out energy yeah which is what they want they want you to feel like the way they feel because it justifies it justifies of course because they're not thinking through things rationally and they're not like they don't know why they feel the way they do. But that's like I think the worst thing that has come of this is sort of like blind obedience to authority and sort of like anybody who doesn't follow like the exact orders of these people who are like generally speaking they're not experts in their field first of all which is really worrying about like they're not experts in any field that's what i

mean is like one they don't understand public policy full stop well the main thing they also the thing they don't understand when they're talking about deaths and stuff they're like oh you know we need to prevent deaths you're like there's a cost to ruining the united states american economy and that cost includes deaths as well exactly and that's probably one of the hardest things to like sort of talk to us especially i think women about it is just like they are very much of the like we will do everything necessary save one life even if we have to kill 50 lives exactly but that's literally it is like i don't care how many people i have to kill 50 lives exactly but that's literally it is like i don't care how many people i have to kill this crippled old person who is like barely hanging on as it is

like clinging to life by a thread a couple of months ago and now it's like you know that that 20 year old who's like scratching to make a living. He has to sit at home for two months now. And potentially be unemployed for fucking two years after and then get addicted to opiates and then become work for Ryan Long as a prostitute. I mean, it's just not a good system. Yeah, but I think that is like what people are really. I think that is like what people are really, uh, and I,

what I was saying to you is like, I don't think like a lot of the people who worked in like minimum wage jobs and we're going like check to check or, and like just getting by, like, I don't think they're going back to like a job that's going to get them by. I think some of them will go back to the jobs and even the ones that do a lot of the ones who go back to their work. Why not? I don't get that part. Why don't you think? Why?

Because in the Peter Schiff sense, it is exposing a huge amount of malinvestment. And sort of I am predicting sort of a like the consumerism is not going to bounce back in the same way. Like, I don't know, dude, I think, I think the, I mean, even look at like, we're talking about bars and stuff like that, right? Like, let's just take that industry specifically. There's so much capital in this country. I don't think that, I mean, listen, I'm not saying you're wrong, but to me, there's so much capital. Let's say all these bars go out of business. There's one, there's a billion people that can buy 20 bars each. It's a flash sale for fucking bar leases. You know what I mean? So I mean the things that

there'll be a lot of pain, but I think that things will even out like, dude, I got a bit of cash. Like if literally every bar in New York goes fucking belly up in six months, they're giving away leases for 10 G's. I'd find a couple of friends together and invest in a couple of bars. Why not find a general manager? Like if that's what we're looking at i don't know so i mean yeah there's just so many people with so much money and there's so much capital in this country there's been you know so much wealth that it's hard for that to all disappear it's like the opportunities and the prices just change but they'll change back well yeah i would say like the but the the sense of wealth and this is like the post 2008 thing and that's what like Geithner actually – Timothy Geithner, Obama's – one of the guys who did the bailouts.

Oh, I see what you're saying. The sense of – you're like it's not real wealth is in your opinion. It creates the wealth effect. But what you have is when this shit gets undone is you have the unwealthy effect, which is like this big, huge asset bubble. Like in order to have what you're talking about, they do have to reinflate it. And the way to reinflate it is like, there is going to be so much fucking immigration.

Like you would literally just have to. That's the only way to do what you're saying. To prop up the prices of housing, which is like, yeah, it's actually in certainly young people's interest that the prices come down because then you can afford things better i guess right yeah like if ever i mean i don't think i just don't i bet you all said and done this is my prediction two years from now prices are down 15

20 tops but i can't imagine if anything i bet you the stock market's back where it is now in two years yeah i think i yeah, I would probably. They're going to find a way to keep this fucking bubble floating. Yeah, exactly. So if it's like a binary thing between like either they will reinflate the bubble or they won't, I would actually err on the side of them reinflating the bubble. They like, sort of different than a lot of the Austrian or like Peter Schiffy type guys. It's the guy in the big short. What's his name? like a sort of different than a lot of the Austrian or like Peter Schiffy type guys. Like.

It's the guy in the big short. What's his name? Who was the actor? One-eyed guy. No, no. Christian Bale. Christian Bale. That was Christian Bale. He's like, it doesn't make sense.

Why is this not popping? And you're like, because there's the biggest government in the history of the world is going to fucking pull every trick they can to get it back on track. That guy's a big libertarian, too. Who? Christian Bale? Not Christian Bale, the guy who was playing.

The one eyed guy who's into metal. OK, I've been watching Jordan Belford on on TikTok. He's great. He's great. He's his advice is sort of like run of the mill, to be honest. But oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he was always like that kind of guy like he was never like this super deep insight guy like he's more just like an incredibly uh

cynical and like self-aware kind of guy of like he did not see i think like what that movie fucks up in the beginning is like the portrayal of like him thinking of himself it's like yeah i'm getting people to invest in that shit like he never cared he was like a great salesman yeah like that's it well that's what i'm saying he's got 45 videos on his tiktok telling you to buy the dips i don't know if we've reached the bottom of that dip yet well what okay so that was one of the things okay so actually before we get to the economy to wrap up that so with the government what are the things you think that the government's going to, like what are the things that the government's going to use this for? So the two biggest drone companies in the United States and Canada have something like six million orders between the two uh governments for surveillance drones so that is like the big thing that is coming in surveillance drones so what do they do they're just gonna actually watch

you peeping tom drones yeah so like what happened in china of like literally like paid for by porn hub yeah yeah and uh fucking amazon that would be huge if fucking amazon like cracked those and it was just like that was a new category of porn like fucking drone government drone fucking uh amateur drone catches you know sexy instead of yeah yeah i said of stepmom catches sister yeah drone drone catches stepbrother you know ed's stepsister kind of thing um i think uh that is one of the biggest things coming in is like a chinese uh level of how do they even justify that are they saying they're gonna they're gonna need the drones to make sure everyone's social distancing yeah to make sure that and that's on

wave two what does that come wave two or wave three in between i think i think wave two is when wave two when it if like there is another major spike in death sort of like a year from now then that's where people are going to go like okay the first thing we did it wasn't enough tyranny like that's what the real problem is though they they will say the only reason there's a second wave is because we were not tyrannical and authoritative enough with you guys the first time and it's like you dirty little sheep if you'd only listen to your master yeah you would have been fine but uh you didn't listen to us enough the first time so now that it's the second time we're not going to ask you to listen to us yeah the first time so now that it's the second time we're not going to

ask you to listen to us yeah the fucking second wave is really going to work in their favor if that's the case yeah yeah i think every fucking squawking hen in the world is going to be like see this is what happened because that one time you went to get eggs tom yeah exactly as opposed to the reality that like you literally they're just testing like how much they can fuck you. Like they're just like gently putting it in now and the goal is not to just like, oh, I'm only going to nestle the tip in there very delicately. Like they're going to fuck the shit out of you eventually. Like that's the point. The point is not to just like, we'll just see how much you can take and we'll see how much we enjoy it kind of thing it's like no you're getting

fucked in the butt really um so i think yeah yeah by fucking wave three you've got lipstick and a wig on exactly exactly and you just like plugged into a fucking machine that just like is zapping out all your fucking energy being pumped into a battery somewhere for fucking jeff bezos's farm uh i told you guys this is the dark web state of the union decashing surveillance state um the curfews are gonna become uh like almost universal and standard. Yeah, but what business would they have keeping that after this is over? To prevent it from coming back. Oh, so they're going to say like for the next like three years.

Come on. Yeah, so it's literally going to be controls on, you know, population control, not like population control, but controlling the population's movement. So it's going to be way more difficult from like uh for you to travel from let's say like new york to florida and from ontario to quebec like that's going to be become much more difficult like you're going to need more ids and more checks and shit like okay so i understand why they'd want to watch you why would they want to have a curfew like what would be the benefit of the government giving you a curfew?

What do they get out of that? The control. Literally just the control. Like the ability. Mental warfare? Yeah, literally like the ability. Like they're flexing their muscles. They're trying to break you.

Yes. So much of it is unnecessary. Like so much of what they do is literally just. And also just like they don't ever give it back. So if they find one reason to use it one time, they'll think of another reason. They will find another reason. Oh, they're like, Hey, we've got this. Like, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, Hey, we have- It's like your girl said she'll have like a threesome once and you're like,

you don't really want to, but you're like, you'll, you'll convince yourself to have that threesome. Like, you're not going to leave that on the table.reesome like you're not gonna leave that on the table exactly you're not gonna leave money on the table exactly so they're never gonna like the idea of like okay so we do need a curfew right now to handle the coronavirus or covet 19 but they'll also need it the next time you know some fucking protest gets out of hand or some fucking group is planning on doing a march or like they will find another way. Like, hey, shootings are way, way, way up in Toronto, way up. And the police just can't get a handle on this. So, yeah, from now on, after 10 p.m curfew so if you're outside after 10 p.m

you're gonna get carded or stopped and frisked or however you want to call it it's called carding can you imagine getting a ticket to like go to a girl's house to try to get some pussy imagine how mad you'd be when you showed up there like all right let's fucking do this and she's like you're late you're like shut the i just paid 500 yeah exactly i literally had to listen to a cop lecture me on the side of the road because i'm out late imagine the cop yeah the cop's like what does she look like and you're like i don't know she's like maybe a seven out of ten he's like that's six hundred eight out of ten all right four hundred dollars show me a picture show me a nude you're like oh that's all right okay three hundred dollars yeah it will you're leaving curfew for this fat pig thousand dollars but and that's the other thing

of it's not even necessary for some of these like to actually like codify the state laws and controls and things like that because a lot of it is literally like uh we need to push the culture further into that nanny like self-watching it's scary how much people are fucking i mean i get the idea of people being like okay we'll do what the government says but we don't like it but it's it's just blowing my mind how much people are like not only are we going to do what the government says we're going to be like volunteer volunteer hitler youth for the government's plans but exactly that that i think is probably one of the biggest changes of like i think the last time some kind of thing that's even remotely comparable to this 9-11 yeah yeah yeah exactly probably 9-11 you still had a huge

amount of people going like our government is wrong our government is wrong they are lying to us like the people who are supposed to be our people they are lying to us yes they are cheating us it was like down the middle yeah exactly because even if you were not like the fucking uh the fbi planted explosives in the building like even if you're just like oh now this is literally just like an oversight and dick wagging contest between the cia and fbi and they withheld information got a bunch of people killed uh even if you were like that you still were like the government made a mistake the government was incorrect and then they uh when they fucked up they don't

apologize but they fuck us back even harder like that's their response it's like patriot act all these kinds of things like americans didn't do anything wrong but they are the ones who need to suffer for it because the government who fucked up that's what they are going to do yeah you need to you know when they're that's what i said when you're at the airport now you need a fucking 12 inch dildo with a metal detector shoved into your ass exactly and it comes out if it comes out your mouth that's how you know it's working that's how you know you're safe if you cough out the gum you know you're safe america okay and your seat is uh exactly i can't sit down but when i do sit down i'll be safe this is what we call your safety

cone as you get to sit on that. Everybody's sitting on, like, those blow-up pads that just, like, leaves your butthole some space. Safety circles. No, it's, a lot of it is, like, fucking with the culture to the point where you get people just, like, tattling on each other's coals. So when you say they, let's go,

let's backtrack from the, because I guess I always have that, no, I didn't mean it the way you just thought I did. I know exactly what you thought I meant. A certain Hebrew. They can't help themselves. Because I guess I'm always like a little bit less conspiracy inclined because I think the government is such a bunch of retards that it's like you know you know that old saying like actually that's the best sort of like defense against all of these things is like you're literally accusing some of the dumbest most right fucking people in the world these mass master plans yeah of like literally

like dr no or like hitler level sort of like bad guys sitting at a fucking dark table with a bunch of henchmen like they're literally some of the the dumbest like most cynical power grabbers like they fuck up so often that that is like really the best thing of like all this shit is nonsense they're just too stupid like don't don't attribute to to malice what you can attribute to ignorance or whatever right but yeah i i recall a certain uh certain tiny hatted individuals saying something uh similar to that i think that is a ben shapiro uh that's not a ben shapiro that's like an old school quote from fucking i'm sure that a lot of people have said it but some gay french philosopher some even gay or greek philosopher oh yeah but so or is it just that these organizations just that's just the natural progression of it is always to like it's kind of like how you know how uh cells just have a

it's in their dna to expand it's like cancer yeah yeah exactly yeah is it like that where governments just whatever it is it's always it's just no matter what the dynamics are it's just wired in every way to expand itself just from a self-preservation in every way no matter what well that's its only actual function is to a lot of times yeah you're like and protect it you give these people these jobs. Like, I mean, even if you look at it a small scale,

like just some lady, you put her in charge of like the fucking, you know, the committee of who gets permits to be open past 11. And then, you know, you've got some fucking lunch lady, all monitor,

essentially power goes to her. And then she's like, let me expand my thing. I mean, we need more rules because I need more employees and before you know it she's got an 85 person bureau to give people permits of when they can be open right is that kind of all it really wants to do is like if we can't have more people in the fold then let's increase the authority of our fold as it is so it's like that's what's going to happen they'll either use

it as a justification like one of the more scary things certainly of like the economy having any kind of lasting effect is like the quickness now that people are returning to ubi which is fucking dangerously fucking stupid and uh all these other things are just like yeah we this is like of course we need government guaranteed jobs ubi works a lot better when uh these companies are up and running too doesn't it yeah exactly when there's someone attacks that is such a weird thing of thinking like the solution so many people thinking well i always i always think of it like this because every there's these huge companies right and everyone's like okay so these companies that are like shut down and you're like how long do you think they can afford to pay their employees for maybe two, three months?

How long do you think the United States government can afford to pay three million people, 300 million people for with no revenue? Like why? Like why? Joe blows bakery. They can only afford to pay their employees for two months, maybe tops before they're like completely bankrupt. But you think the United States government can afford it without running? Of course not. But that's what a central bank is for. They're literally just going to print money, and that's why they want the digital thing as well.

They want to just cut, just end around that whole process. By the way, the last four episodes, the first seven episodes of the boys cast is me basically saying girls are bitches uh bloggers are stupid now episode eight and like another thing about the corporate fucking these corporate elite pigs i told people the fucking the state of the union with the dark web correspondent would be great nice yeah it's definitely a different tone than some of the previous episodes

hell yeah dude with these fucking dorks at vice road the fucking dudes are coming to get us okay so you think the final solution okay so that was that was the they're gonna the drone stuff yeah massive surveillance state massive surveillance curfew drones and then also like a digital surveillance state of like get ready for a lot of like similar things in like china where you your cell phone has to have your full legal name registered to it and all that kind of stuff of like your twitter account um you know like oh and they can track if you're out would they be able to track if you're out past the curfew yeah yeah exactly so there was so much imagine trump just went full dogs like he did it but he was like it's only for dudes to track

their girlfriends it's like every every every woman has to have this tracking device and her boyfriend will be in charge of uh administering the punishments so for example if melania tries to go out for dinner when i told her to stay home with baron yeah exactly this will now prevent that yeah so like um like just completely getting rid of like online anonymity because like the reason so many people died during the coronavirus was because of all the misinformation out there just all these jerks on twitter and facebook posting fake stuff and not enough people listening to cnn and msnbc and fox like that kind of shit major fucking crackdown on that of like they will now like start removing shit that is like their weird stupid arbitrary

fact checking like decided that this is not real right so it has to be taken down so i was kind of one thing you're saying about that that it was just like slightly off topic but it was kind of it's the same thing as with this government but like the amount that things change so quickly because i was watching in my like movies i was watching the last couple days when i've been like chilling i fucking watched some like nazi movie and it was like the southern poverty law center like five years ago a main thing that they used to do was find nazis and help them get like a path to not be a nazi anymore and pay for their like tattoo removals to get their swastikas that's what that famous fat black guy from the south that he literally yeah that's the guy i'm talking about yeah yeah like that's kind of what that famous fat black guy from the South that he literally- That's the guy. Yeah, that's the guy I'm talking about.

Yeah, yeah. Like that's kind of what it was. And now it's finding people that made like a racist joke on Twitter and having them like removed from the internet. It's like, man, that happened like overnight. It was like five years ago. People who wrote blogs are now accused of being like leaders of anti-Semitic or like nazi hate groups because

they literally wrote like an anti-israel blog kind of thing yeah the splc is like is our domestic terrorists they're running yeah they're ruining like teenagers with like a multicultural friend group's life because of jokes they made playing video games and you're like you used to be like taking down making nazi kingpins come out and give speeches against being a Nazi before. Like that's what they were doing five years ago. Yeah. Five years ago, they would have like an ex-Aryan Brotherhood member speak to like at-risk youth and say like, hey, you can't go down this path of violence and hatred. And now they're attacking like the kid who smiled at the Aboriginal guy.

Now they're going to the at-risk at-risk youth and making sure that his life is going to be ruined no matter what yeah basically forcing him into this guy's hands did you watch that movie skin that's what i was talking about yeah that's the one exactly the jamie bell one where he gets all the nazi tattoos yeah that's a that's actually a true uh very old true story. I mean, you could say a true story, but it was like, I'm sure the actual part where they brought him out, but like 90% of it was his own personal life. Who knows what part of that was true? Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I had a pretty good joke in that actually. I was watching with someone. His girlfriend was like really fat and disgusting, and I kept like making jokes about it. Did you see? Remember that? Big, big girl. He leaves like the decent looking girl for like the whale it's so funny because he liked the nazis and black guys

like the exact same women just big fat white fucking trailer trash but i was saying they're like when they was he was whispering he was like so uh my upbringing he was like you know when i was growing up, this guy took me under a wing. What about you? It's like, I actually used to work with my dad too. He owned a large shop. And I was saying, oh, what did you do at the shop?

I was the lard. I was feeling that one. Yeah, my aunt and uncle taught me a lot about you know northern european heritage and white culture what about you my dad uh owned a kfc franchise right and i was really close with him because of that we're inseparable yeah big woman you gotta watch this movie if you haven't um oh yeah okay what are some of the most aggressive like takes on the dark web that you've heard people say you have one on that side and then you probably have like sort of the opposite spectrum which is like um this is like a chinese communist

bioweapon that's designed to attack the u.s and to like fuck up uh the u.s so that uh donald trump gets like kicked out of office and blamed, which he will like regardless whether or not you think he should or shouldn't. Wait, do you think that this is going to be the end of Trump? If only if the economy like really tanks. Exactly. And so you just compare what happened with H1N1 under Obama during the financial crisis to now so uh when that happened um obama did not

declare a state of emergency until well after like a thousand americans had died from h1n1 and they just reached i remember i mean i was here for h1n1 and it seemed like such a tiny thing other than the big concert it was nothing like this the concert was the biggest deal out of the whole thing was like the benefit thing that happened afterwards and it was sort of like it was not even as significant as SARS certainly in Canada was like SARS was a very big big deal H1N1 was not at all it was more of a big deal in America but at the time so it's like 0809 and so they're in the middle of the financial disaster. No, sorry. Excuse me. The H1N1 hits 1,000 people, 1,000 Americans die. That's when Obama declares a state of emergency.

And all the news at that time was like, we'll be fine. There's nothing to worry about. At worst, it'll be sort of worse than the seasonal flu um definitely no reason to panic on the economic front the economy is you know strong and cooking under obama and during that time like the stock market went up three percent so compare that to now there was no cases in america and they were already saying trump fucked up uh i mean they're always saying trump fucked up so like who knows right but that's what i mean is so it is not necessarily that what trump people aren't gonna vote for him though no matter what happens i feel like the stock market go to zero at this point and it's also like he has the most literally the best

excuse in the world that like a pandemic like ruined the world. And that's what but that's why I think also is like he is not just doing little dick wagging kind of things by saying China virus or Chinese virus and Chinese flu and shit like that. He's getting it out there for the election. He's making sure people understand like. This is not the Donald Trump virus. Yeah, exactly. I personally don't think there will be any actual recourse for China. But Trump is his only move is to like we were attacked.

We were attacked. Yeah. This was not this was not like sort of like I'm a wartime president now. Yeah, exactly. But and so that's actually one of his strengths is sort of like basically in a wartime posture but he's not actually like nationalizing all the things that he can nationalize he is certainly nationalizing a lot of things he shouldn't um but he is resisting a lot of the blue governors who are saying like nationalize the fucking medical supply chains

that will literally cause, like that will guarantee hundreds of thousands of people will die not even with COVID-19. Like if you just have the government in charge of making all this shit and distributing it to the hospitals, you're going to have people with the common cold

will end up dying. You just have a bunch of people in the factory running around just bumping into each other we've never worked these machines before exactly it's like a bunch of with like white hats are just like crashing into each other they just like they're all carrying masks and just like running around it's like i gotta get these masks masks to Indiana by the end of the day. And then just fucking throw them up in the air. Like.

They just take a guy from the DMV. Like you're on fucking, you're working the mask press now, but I've never worked. Go, go, go. I ain't never worked no mask press. Oh yeah. Fucking giant thing. No, but the. Big fucking CNC drilling thing. Just like. Yeah. yeah no but there was the one that you sent me where fucking people were saying that tom hanks

uh actually doesn't have coronavirus it's just because he's getting charged with pedophilia remember oh yeah yeah okay so there was this thing of like um this is a pretty good conspiracy theory i was pretty into it okay so right when um tom hanks and rita wilson uh got it sophie greg greg excuse me sophie greg war trudeau justin trudeau the prime minister's wife got it um along with a bunch of other uh and you look at it this is all very verifiable this is where like the good work of conspiracy theories are supposed to like a lazy one so like all that stuff did happen mainstream accepted then you also look at all these ceos who stepped down in the same two-week period it's literally like 15 of the top 30 companies in america their ceos all stepped

down sort of like right right before right during or right after the initial sort of like oh shit this is real so like mcdonald's ibm like like real big companies And so what they were saying was all these people had been, like the extreme ridiculous one was like Jeffrey Epstein had actually survived and had used this as like a way to escape like the, the Clinton controlled American justice system. And then like escape to someplace and gave evidence against all these people like gave evidence against trudeau and fucking the clintons and all these ceos the only cure for 14 year olds is or the only cure for covid is a 14 fresh 14 year old yeah and like

all these church people all these bad and the disease can tell if you try to trick it with a young looking 18 year old. If you don't like it. And so the theory is like all these people were like pretending to go inside and pretending to be in isolation. We're just like actually had been served, like knew there was warrants for their arrest. And we're like, oh, no, you can't arrest me now. I have to be in isolation and everything with my wife and but you look at like a shitload of ceos like step down from their position steen actually have uh covet or do you think this is how they take him out i don't know because i'm like is he getting epstein and this is what their excuse is

but i don't i don't know if he is like the epstein because harvey i mean you might not know as many like high ranking people no i think it's the opposite i think like epstein was the guy that they never were sure about like the pedophile conspiracy people like they were like we gotta keep our eye on this epstein guy he might fucking backfire on because he was collecting the information to use it politically as opposed to weinstein who just want to get his dick wet yeah who weinstein is just like rubbed shoulders with all these people and like they literally no one had a problem with him up until the point where

everyone all of a sudden had a problem with yeah exactly from a 12 hour period i mean i've seen that in real life too oh yeah yeah but it's like a 12 hour period you could have gotten nothing but positive comments from like these people about him including like the obamas and the clintons like very like Harvey Weinstein was just like they call him sexy yeah and like good dick exactly but they do it all always like he's a great producer he's given he's given so many girls such great dick and yeah just the biggest dick in the world definitely not a fucking micro penis that's really deformed and all fucked up from his big fatness and shit like that. Perfect cock. I think exactly. Yeah. He's could be,

it could have been a dick model. Okay. It changed. It changed a little bit. Okay. Uh, so I don't know the New York politics that much, but de Blasio is a queer,

right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He, he, he's, I haven't,

see, I didn't know who Cuomo was. I didn't know who de Blasio was. I moved here and I just like, we kind of listened to a few of their speeches and didn't know who de Blasio was I moved here and I just like we kind of listened to a few of their speeches and I was like de Blasio I'm like this guy sucks right yeah he's like a pussy Cuomo's are literally like what I don't I don't I don't know yeah what's Cuomo's deal they're wannabe mafia guys like both of them legit both of them are wannabe mafia guys they they're that sort of like it is the thing that i made fun of like on fuckingomics of like the normal italian people who want to be like tony soprano for like they always yeah they're always like i'm just so you

know i'm like a little bit connected exactly like both of them are like that. And that's why I think like Cuomo is like the exact kind of guy you don't want. Like because his mafia, the governor, at least the other guys like the fruity reporter, newsreader at CNN. He is also a wannabe mafia guy. You could see in the Fredo video. Such a fucking lame characteristic. Yeah. you could see in the the fredo video like such a fucking lame characteristic yeah he instantly turns it into like oh you don't understand who you're messing with you don't understand how bad this is gonna get for you fucking guy with boston red socks hat that said fredo to me like they are weird in terms of that like similar to like chris christie in terms of like

you remember way back when some person in his in his in new jersey like voted against him or said something against him and so he shut the bridges down into their community and end up getting like three people killed because the ambulances like had to like go back back and forth so he shut down like a major thoroughfare and this it was like a per but that is very much what these guys are like the cuomos like all the new york new jersey philly um that entire like tri-state area all the politicians if they have a fucking italian last name they absolutely treat the government like it is which is just the legal mafia it's the version of when the in the key and peel sketch where the where the where he's obama and he gives the white handshake to everyone he has to give the big black handshake to everyone

yes exactly oh yeah when he exactly they're very like ups like pc guys until they find like one other until someone bumps him you know looks at him the wrong way in the wrong way you're crossing the fucking line there scuttle okay so de blasio is a queer what about so the cuomo trump beef so de blasio is like very similar to like the i've told you about like the obama stuff that he's gay and michelle is actually gay and they're just like a gay bearding each other but that what do you mean she's a lesbian he's gay yeah yeah yeah that's it i've never heard that she's a lesbian but i've heard she's a man

which is a hilarious fucking uh exactly uh i love that one oh it's great same thing with like obama of like the the crazy guy who said um and you can still find recordings of him talking about it. And then I used $200 to purchase one gram of powdered cocaine for myself and one rock cocaine for Senator Obama, who was calling oral sex on me in the back of a limousine. And it's this guy, this crazy guy from chicago who did know the obamas forever uh but so de blasio his wife like his black wife is like militant angry stern face black woman okay and it's like very very masculine really so the rumor that he is also like a gay guy and that's what his wife his ex-wife de blasio's ex-wife has said it's like he's really really femmy like that's so funny that his ex-wife said that though she really threw him under the bus and that's like even from years ago

as well like before he was even i think I was just running from it. There's such a fine line between like tough guy, Italian and a gay guy. Yeah, exactly. They're almost interchangeable. And again, like in Italy,

like, especially like, and as mobbed up as you can be simultaneously. So, uh, yeah. So, and,

and LeBla, uh, de Blasio is like also like a self-avowed socialist like he he is like a legit sort of like as sort of as far to the left as bernie sanders but also like as disingenuous or dis he's as full of shit as hillary is like just completely like because he seems stupid too yeah yeah he's just like not that smart so he's just asked to you know he has to go you can't have uh too crazy of a theory if you're not smart you know what i mean if you're saying anything wacky you need to be kind of intelligent enough to swat down the criticisms of it or else

you gotta have like the main opinions and that'd be just be militant about it you just you kind of come at them stronger like you know gay people are great and women are awesome he is that guy yes exactly like he is very like raw raw yelling at people about pc culture like he is the most basic opinions yeah exactly but he is a he even for liberal like he is a basic bitch liberal um he is the guy who got like the quarter million dollar fines in new york for misgendering people that's him like that's literally like his crowning legislative achievement as the mayor of new york and then he also fucking kicked a guy's teeth in once because he looked at his sister the wrong way oh you come down to bensonhurst and you try

that shit you come down you come down to fucking east jersey and you fucking try to call it uh call it they are she and we fucking try to see what's what oh with a couple a couple of gender queers over here you don't want to be talking to us like that. You get a fucking Louisville slugger to your head. Misgender me in my fucking part of town. Yeah, the fucking mobbed up misgender. Yeah, exactly. PC Tony Soprano, like, we need a lot more diversity in the crew, Silvio.

We need Asian women. We need trans blacks. Fuck, that's so good. And all this family business. What is this, nuclear family? What is this, 1985? We need two dads. Do we need two godfathers?

We need two godfathers. Two married godfathers. Vito is the godfather and so is his living partner, Anthony. This is my partner. This is my partner in crime. This is my partner in life.

This is my wife's new boyfriend, Anthony. We're in a poly relationship. Spread my business around town. I'm going to give you a couple of fucking cement shoes and a trip to the fucking kiwanis river uh okay so what's the thing with um rhode island's gonna be stopping cars leaving new york oh yeah yeah yeah well that's even already happening basically like now all the surrounding in the tri-state area you can't leave right now is that in effect no no no that's what's sort of like that's basically where like do you guys cover by the way do you guys cover mostly candace what's the ratio of like american news

versus canadian news at your work oh it depends it really depends so on a thing like this they probably are still going like 50 percent of of the content has got to be local and then of the remaining 50 percent they want it to be the last 50 percent has got to be 25 percent like canadian national and then the remaining 25 percent is the world so they're all kind of the canadian national probably all sort of blends into which is which yeah exactly so um it is as like they will go as long and as hard as they can about canada but it's just no one cares people exactly there's not enough people doing anything right for them to like actually be like oh but that's why you literally i was talking to this chick it was making me laugh so much because

she was telling me because i don't really i like know to some degree but i was like asking a little bit about like exactly the difference between like the legislative and the judicial branches oh right whatever who cares i don't want to like that's boring but she asked if our government worked the same way and i told her in kando Canada we have basically a center and then we have a right wing, a left wing and two defense. That is fucking awesome. And I had her going for a while on the fact that that's how our government is made up. And then there's a referee. The court judge is called the referee.

And then you have like the right wing and they'll try and like get past the blue yeah exactly and then they pass the legislation to some of the defenders back across the red line and there's a penalty box where they have to see yeah it's referred to as like the trap right wing defense yeah that's what i was saying our right wing and left wing we have a center in the middle and then two defensemen i was loving it though i had her going for a while and all i was going through all the hockey references oh fuck yeah i was feeling that did you is it is it true that uh north korea is actually executing people or am i did i read that on the fucking false is that false news no they've i don't mean executing people they've never stopped executing people no for having corona but yeah exactly yeah so the corona thing

is that's 100 true certainly like all all the sources that exist within korea and i don't know a lot of people get how that works is so in korea it's not like literally a hundred percent locked down fucking communist just fucking in your shit 24 7 like they do have ways of uploading uh to sort of like secure networks a lot of information and stuff so there's like our inside guys in there and that's like really sort of what um like the actual like the silk road and the a lot of like original dark web stuff that's actually what it was like the primary benevolent use was for it was like journalists in countries like that helping them anonymously public stuff abroad yeah absolutely absolutely that's certainly how i got into it was like very young i mean now i'm buying fucking teen prostitutes, but... Yeah, exactly. I'm not even seeing some of these teen prostitutes.

I'm trans-shipping them across the world. But I got into it to help journalism in North Korea. Exactly, and Venezuela. Now I'm knee-deep in fucking 12-year-old pussy. Yeah, exactly. It's a slippery slope. Silk is slippery. That road goes to a lot of dark alleys

um so like the people who put out information like that is what they are saying so like the only actual like insight into north korea is like they are saying like yeah yeah, if you, but also, also keep in mind, like if you got sick in North Korea and there was even a chance that it was transmissible or like some kind of virus, they would kill you then too. Like if you had HIV or something. Oh, a hundred percent. If they found someone with HIV. So it's just sort of par for the course.

Yeah, exactly. This, this to them is like the people say it's like oh yeah it's like not so bad being fucking communist china or communist north korea it's like no like there are so many more people are like susceptible to getting it and the only possible solution for them is like well we will the the best case scenario is like we're going to put you in a cage separate from everybody else and that's where you'll starve to death or we could just shoot you immediately people like their freedoms until like you have to give any payment for them you know what i mean

until they cost anything and then you're like i'm out exactly it's like the difference between positive rights like positive and negative rights like negative rights it's like i have the freedom from something like you can't do something to me where it's like most people see rights oh i'm so glad you brought that up for me i'm so glad you brought that up because that's what i wanted to yeah you know i got and for sure but that's the one thing i wanted to ask you about because you know there's a lot of people that kind of real you know I feel like if you have this philosophy of uh you know that there's like overreach of government you know on martial law and all that stuff and it's getting scary there's so many people that I kind of you know even people that I like their opinions that are very like on the internet pounding the pavement that's like these are like our god-given

constitutional rights it doesn't matter if people are dying you can't take them away you can't give us curfews like are you willing to like be a fundamentalist to that extent on this issue or do you have like leeway on that where you're like i don't know man this is a bit of a different thing and yeah so like you know the type of people that i'm saying about that but they're like i don't care if your fucking grandma has to die like you can't take away my constitutional rights yeah actually lewis gomez is like not even like on my side he's more on your guy's side of like being a regular comedy type guy like that's what he was tweeting like that's the kind of shit like the revenge assist guys are kind of tweeting that shit like there's there's a just kind of a lot of people like kind of with that attitude they're

like so what it's like i mean it's that thing of people like kind of with that attitude. They're like, so what? It's like, I mean, it's that thing. It's like, well, you have this right. And they're like, until we take it away. Well, then I don't have it. You know what I mean? I guess. So I do get that. But I mean, I mean, listen to, yeah, like I said, I would consider myself a fucking

comedian more than anything. Like you just nailed it. But exactly. Yeah. Um, so like philosophically, I'm like a natural rights absolutist. So for me, it's like the constitution is not where your rights come from. Your rights come from like you being a human. That's pretty much it.

That's where it all comes from. So like the government. They say it comes from God, but you interpret that as like they come from being a human. Exactly. Or whatever. You have them no matter what. The nature our existence exactly it's like being and then girls have 70 of those rights that's just what it is from being a human 70 of the some of the fucking bullshit ones that we don't need uh but i'm i'm in like it's again, two different things can be true. It's like, um,

you, the government should not be violating anyone's rights. Also people, even in like a 100%, like, so let's say it was in, um, like Ancapistan, like anarcho-capitalist heaven, uh, you would still have people voluntarily doing a lot of the voluntarily doing talk to me and the boys like we're a little stupider uh you're like a society with no government is what you're saying right exactly yeah yeah yeah so an anarchist kind of state uh where it's like just private property and like uh privately enforced regulations and shit like that. Like what you would do is just like, if you think this is the best way to have it done,

pay people to stay home. That is what you would do. Oh, see, I've never heard that. Cause I, you're right. Cause you're like, well, people aren't going to do it. Well then pay them to, if you want them to. Like, let's say you own a chain of bars and like most of your business is not going to be able to survive on like takeout and stuff alone. Like it's in your interest for the public to stay home.

So if you're talking about like practically like how from where we are exactly. Yeah, exactly. Like we go to a better place. place like here here's the best thing honestly you could do is um tell be as honest with everybody as you can about like what this virus is and it's like there is more evidence to indicate that it's a fucking biological attack than it is a fucking naturally developed thing so that first of all people even happened to like viruses just naturally develop like on their own and become pandemics sort of but not like that well no no no no no no no not like pandemics i mean like a pan certainly back in the old days like um but that wasn't they weren't as bad it was just that like we had no fucking way to anything

could take out everyone right it was they didn't have to be this deadly it's not like it was that aggressive it was we lacked any defense i got you that's what it was so um just like be more honest with people now and like get people to panic the appropriate degree like you get enough people panicking and staying home and having like people who can afford to stay home stay home and people who can afford can't afford to like gotta keep going to work but like general herd immunity is or you can do that thing where you literally pose like you know whereas there's like a toll what if it was like you know it costs 25 dollars if you want to be out and about and it's kind of like you know you make

it like that where the same as anything right if you want to pollute this is what the costs and it's like if you want and then you raise those amounts till you have the right amount or whatever but and if you're rich and you're you're if you're worth fucking 10 million dollars you're times more valuable and you should be out and about then you're like you pay your 25 or something yeah and also you're going to be like more careful more able to be careful and more able to distance yourself and things like that it's like the guys who got to go to mcdonald's and go get back to work as soon as possible like they're they're fucked because they're going to have to get up close with people and like that's what the second way there's so many people just like working in a bodega like a hundred people coming in there

an hour like you know i mean what chance do they have exactly like well they have no choice either way so like it just currently have like so like the government doesn't just magically disappear but like furlough almost the entire federal government employees like furlough all of them say like like the cut the country's like economy is going to be like not completely shut down but it's going to be stalled so like you definitely don't contribute anything and some of you actually take a lot so all of you are furloughed which is basically fired until uh things get back to normal uh because now you're reducing uh the federal government's like actual amount that they need to take in from people don't collect taxes for like i mean indefinitely they should just not

like the best thing they could do is like abolish an income tax okay so okay you're getting a little too deep on like what should happen like i'm more mean okay so let's go back to the the actual thing though if you were like do you think that if the government imposes these curfews and all that stuff in this current world that we do live in practically are you sort of saying that's like fucked up that's they shouldn't be doing that yeah yeah for sure they shouldn't be doing that but we shouldn't have like mandatory lockdowns and isolation and quarantine so what should they do like that aside from you know changing society the way that you described like exactly like fundamental redesign of society no

um the the thing they should do is honestly like the government. The paying people to stay home, like what you said? Yeah. Again, that could be done. That was a pretty good one. I'm not going to discredit that. That was a pretty decent theory. That could be done privately, though. That's like the benefit. Okay, yeah. So what should the government do? And you know, don't forget a lot of the, this is coming from the public say that we we want you to reprimand us and tell us to stay home right exactly yeah but that's like the worst part a lot of it this is like from a democratic point of view like this is the public's will to be given these rules that's why

democracy is so fucking stupid fucking fucked right it's really one and people be like oh you go it's your two it's like you live if you have two brothers and your two brothers are petitioning for an earlier bedtime yeah the best is like the two wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner yeah yeah yeah it's the philosophy of gang rapists it's like more of us want to fuck you than there is you to resist democracy yeah exactly like that is what democracy is it's just mob rule so yeah that's the one of the that's why i was like saying before like this scary thing and and i'd like absolutely say this is a much more of a woman thing than a man thing of the feminine thing and masculine things probably a better way to describe it even yeah begging to have people's

rights violated because i know a million feminine guys that are you know almost worse than this at women exactly exactly exactly yeah sorry but they're chicks actually feminine guys like that aren't allowed to listen to the boys guys so they wouldn't be listening so uh so like in the current state like the things that government should be doing is completely isolating the United States. That would be the biggest one. Lock down the Canadian border. No air travel. No French frogs coming in here.

Yeah. None of these fucking the fucking French people and these fucking backwards Italians and're fucking old people and fucking rotted teeth british people and especially no goddamn fucking jews of the orient chinese jews of the orient that's so silly um yeah so like a major major major that's how you see it i got you what are some of the what are the lamest takes you've seen i've seen the one the one that was making me laugh the other day that i thought was maybe the uh i did a whole episode of just saying like a whole bunch of lame things that people are putting on the internet oh yeah no i listen to the fucking boys cast every single one you see me in the comments pjo but the the one that like made me laugh that i heard this morning

was a big like it was a big like buzzfeed or whatever article saying that if if you're like the you're part of the problem if you're buying stuff on amazon because you should not buy any things to be delivered because you're forcing the postal service to put themselves in danger that was their take holy shit yeah they released that as a fucking hot take that that you shouldn't you shouldn't buy anything online you're just like i don't even know where to start to pick this fucking nonsense apart but that means i'm like so go out and get it? Like, where do you even fucking start? No, I was saying only things you really need.

Like, don't get like a new cord for your computer. Just don't have a computer. You know what I mean? And you're like, also, just from a stance of like, you're supporting all these businesses or staying in business just for fucking one person having to go deliver the... And the guy's working anyway. They're not shutting down the post office service exactly like literally like the most of the country is going to have to like get into a

car and or a truck and start delivering things if you want to go back to work right now kind of thing like it's the only thing that still moves the only reasonable one yeah it's the transportation industry and then like uh online retail i just love the idea of pitching these things where you're just like um ordering things bad is that something yeah you remember the south park episode uh or they made fun of family guy where they said the dolphin yeah it's legendary kind of ruined family guy, it was the kill. It was kind of a kill shot. Hey, she's going for the, for one of the setup balls. It looks like Mr.

T and it's just like random fucking components. Yeah. Mr. T in 1942 with Gary Coleman. Exactly. You sent some comedian who does stuff like that of just like my, my, Oh no,

it was you. It was you doing a funny thing where it's like all the punchlines are just like white woman's punchlines are white women's punchline yeah yeah yeah and then there was another comedian that you sent me that was like he had another like real formula and that seeing the formula like with the Family Guy's formula, like that like is one of the better like seeing the soul of that comedy kind of thing is like seeing it exposed like that is really like either it makes you think it's like, oh, that's hilarious how they figured that out. Or it's like, oh, this is not as funny anymore now that I know what they're doing. Yeah, it does go one of two ways you know because there's a lot of formulas that you're like you know i mean i have a i think of what i do there's you know that's why the most copied person in toronto right now is like exactly

so many people you're like because you can sort of see what i'm doing but you don't know how to do it exactly well it's like because it's hard you're like you can see the formula and you i could give you all the moves it's like it's like watching a good karate guy and you're like oh i know what he's doing he's doing left left right right backstop like and you're like okay but you still can't do it whereas like it's it's like you you always showed up with a very nice cake and they see it's like oh man that's a look at that cake. Oh, here's the recipe. Yeah. I'll make my cake look like that. It's like, okay, here's the recipe. You still need the cooking instructions and everything to actually make it come out at

the end, like properly. But some people's recipe is like use the recipes. Step one, read someone else's recipe. Cook someone else's cake. I'm actually going to do a whole, i was actually right before this corona pandemic happened i was gonna when i was releasing that video i was gonna do a full episode on like hat comedy and i had i had like i wrote like 20 different ones and i was gonna go through all of them but then the coronavirus thing and it just seemed like too it's it's a tough one because it's like

you don't want to just talk about this but it's like if going on stage after someone died it's the elephant in the room right yeah that is the weirdest thing of like people people trying to do content and like content is exactly what they were trying to do fucking people are making hunks of shit right now just shitting out fucking nonsense one of the worst things and again it was like the second you mention it and then all of a sudden like, oh my God, I didn't see one before that. And then the second you brought it up, all I see are these fucking idiots with their cell phones and they're like lying down flat and making like the giant fat fucking chins come forward. And it's just two comedians like talking over each other through like it's like facetime or some they're crappy live streams holy shit the amount of live streams of just like i'm gonna get on with so and so and it's just like

dude there's this one guy with a live stream yeah yeah for there was one guy with a live stream i i kept click i i keep accidentally clicking on them and I clicked on it and it was two people watching and I go, ah, and I like, you know, you're like throw your phone at the wall. You don't want them to be like, Oh, Ryan long comedy's here. And you're like, no, I'm not. And then they like, literally I would come back. I would, I would turn on my phone and come back like two hours later.

And you're like, there's still two people talking and there's still, now there's one person watching and it's me you know i'm like so there's no one it's disgusting to watch yeah exactly i think that yeah like i think uh the it shows like the depths to which like try hard entertainers of any kind of like music comedy acting like all the people who are like wow you really really relied on someone else to like make your shit work like they are the ones who are having like the hardest time of just like they don't have that like starter for them or like whatever like their main thing is like the other person or like like no writing team yeah exactly how gross is it but i feel like one of the grossest things for me has been to watch

like some of these celebrities just try to like stay relevant you know what i mean just to like stay in your mind of like whatever the fuck they're doing whatever it is it's just like just go away for a couple months how about that it's like no no one needs to fucking hear your stupid take on everything you're not a social commentator it's almost like watching these people that didn't have a perspective didn't have like trying to like transfer into being like this oh maybe all of a podcast it's like you've never had anything interesting to say in your entire life you're an actor it's now they're like trying to take what was like the worst part of acceptance speeches and then try and blow that out into

like what they think like well this would be what a podcast would be you know what no people fucking looking down at people and lecturing them about shit i don't understand they didn't get beat up though those actors that was honestly that was one of the positive moments I feel like is when the actors came out and did the, uh, John Lennon. Yeah. And it was like,

you know, whatever. It's like, I'm not going to trash it. Cause it's obviously ridiculous. But I feel like one of the good things about that was that they got beat up pretty hard. Like across the board,

everyone was like, shut the fuck up. Like, fuck you. even normal people exactly was the the silver lining to this is the backlash of sort of like um people sick of that actors and their stupid nonsense yeah i'm like hey we don't need to pay attention to you right now like yeah you do a thing you do do a thing which is fine you but yeah the sports guys don't need to pay attention to you right now like yeah you do a thing you do do a thing which is fine you but yeah the sports guys don't get to play right now anyways either exactly yeah yeah

and you know what it's actually one of like another silver lining to this is like the amount of like people who are now like playing video games so it's like you could like go on like gran turismo and race against like actual fucking formula one drivers nothing to do now they're all just like playing the video game of their sport so there's like supposed to be a bunch of like nba tournaments with the actual nba players like live streaming and shit like that so there's like something to it they're like esports is definitely like trying its hardest to like come on guys let's make the best of a bad situation yeah well my buddy well you know my buddy waldo he's a high up at twitch

and they're fucking he says he's busier than ever he's still working from home from amazon but he says he's busier than ever they just got all sorts of and a lot of these places because of no sports they don't have their ad spends anymore so they're like pouring it into places like Twitch so he's he says he's working like a fucking yellow fever man yeah yeah yeah like one of those like one of those giant

pandas yeah I thought okay so I was I thought that was all my things I thought that it'd be funny just not funny but like a good thing to wrap the state of the union up with me giving you uh four things and then you tell me you're like quick take on them okay one absolutely davidson special oh yeah it it changed the dimensions for like how did judge stand up now because it is the worst stand-up ever and it was like a new

kind of bad like it's bad in a new way that's probably the most you could say for it's like he found like a new low that i don't think anyone had ever achieved because and i had another like talked with alex uh byron about it or barone and just saying of like it is otherworldly kind of like out of touch poorly performed not well thought out like jokes like i honestly haven't seen it oh oh it it's again like it changes what you think of as like like uh nanette or whatever is like it's fine it's fine yeah you're like not totally over that now because yeah but again it's like to sum it up it's literally this is the entire thing of just like there's this person or this group who's like not treating me good i'm like really hard done by but they also suck and it's like it's like nothing happened there like he's literally maybe maybe it's with

him that a lot of times celebrities when they get to like his level they kind of just stop doing stand-up too like the guys that you're like they obviously don't care about stand-up whereas him he's still kind of like in it full force or not in a full force like you know he's still mentally in it full force but reality he maybe has like one pinky toe still yeah in actual stand-up like he he's not good or contributing you know what i thought was maybe might be the problem with him too is that because someone like that that got famous so young and again i haven't saw it like i'm not huge on fucking dogging on comedians i try to avoid that because

these people are like i have to see them every day but exactly that's my fucking field of expertise is just autistically shitting on people that I might eventually run into. So, but the, I was thinking sometimes with people like that, it's like, you know, they were probably awesome for an 18 year old. Like, you know what I mean? It was kind of like, they were on the scene and they were 18. I was like, Oh, this fucking 18 year old is pretty good. And it's like, then they got like really famous and they never really, now they're like 24 and they're like, you know, not really that much better because they've barely done stand up. And you're like, okay, well like, yeah, you're not actually as good as these other people you were just like

good for an 18 year old which was adorable but now it's like it's not really cutting it when you're competing on the met on he he is just like the young like white faux punk version of amy schumer because like amy schumer is like almost definitely like she was dating jess onyx so she had that big advantage of like she was probably above average for women very above average for women her age then also the curve shoots way up and now she's like opening for like norton and other like big road guys who are like she's getting a shitload of experience really fast and so for on a relative basis she was like more deserving than average yeah same thing with pete same thing with pete probably was

more deserving of these opportunities than the average person but then it stops and it plateaus really hard. Yeah, that's probably what I'm saying, yeah. So then you have like all these other people whose like their journey is like not this big arc up. It's like really long sort of like gradual improvements. And so when you both get to like 30 years old, one person is like had a meteoric rise and is more famous than their talent can possibly justify and then the other person is probably underpaid and underappreciated but actually a significantly greater talent it's like just the talent got like baked in and just like that diamond pressure for much

longer. Whereas the other one, it's like big burst of pressure. And then here's your enormous reward that lasts like 40 years. Okay. I got three more. One second. I need to go to the bathroom again.

No problem. No problem. I want to smoke anyways. Oh shit. The bomb is coming out. Bomb rips for the boys. I actually have, uh,

it's like, uh, a fairly decent amount of people that watch them online and stuff, which is kind of cool. Oh yeah. Yeah. No, it's honestly like,

yeah, cut all this stuff out. But like seeing you on and Danny on all this stuff is like, it's so fucking cool. Like it's really like, you're and danny on all this stuff is like it's so fucking cool like it's really like you're the only like fate like famous you're the only people i know like ever done anything publicly right now honestly so successful and like to i like feel so much pride of just like i not only do i know those guys but like i knew they would be this funny and they are so much even funnier than this it's just like i know like this is really

obviously like uh like all kidding aside i feel really bad for you guys in terms of like you literally can't perform in like the actual place where you could perform dude honestly i'm not gonna get too bummed out about that shit it is what it is you know what i mean yeah but it's like don't forget your competitors are also can't perform right like if you look at this i mean you don't want to like look at yourself as always competing against people but like you know to some extent you are so you know the guilt comes with you know if you can't do stand up but everyone else is shooting past you but right now it's like i can't do stand up and either can anyone else you know and the truth is i'm like working fucking hard on lots of stuff

and no one else is so you know what i mean yeah exactly i think like but when yeah that is actually great of like dude everyone else is fucking jerking their dicks off right now oh uh wasn't you who said of like this is the day for this is uh the best for like lazy people oh yeah the coronavirus is huge for lazy dude lazy social justice warriors are the best they get to tell people what to do they get to sit around on their fat ass and eat pizza and they get to act like they're fucking heroes for doing it exactly yeah like this is like the dawn of the lazy age hell yeah like this is like people will like like and uh we like looking back a hundred years like people will be like and this was the moment where really the, the size of the fat ass just exploded across the Western world of like,

you see the, the skeletons of these people. And all of a sudden the ass is just big, broad, flat from fucking sitting around all day. Like the amount of just like nothing going on. That's probably the, one of the more annoying things about having to work more is just like all anyone is talking about

is like oh watching tv and being lazy and it's like i'm i've been working 12 hours every single day like for fucking weeks on end yeah you're doing the complete opposite in the middle would probably be good yeah exactly i'm the opposite with like i'm not the opposite with me but i'm like the people that have been like that that are so like oh i'm so bored it's like i've literally had to like cut them out where i'm like people that i would normally hang out it's like i don't want that fucking energy around me of like you can't find anything to fucking do loser yeah it's crazy it's crazy exactly yeah the only people that have actual real uh i don't know what the right word is feels sympathy for is the people that are stuck with like a significant other or even like a bad roommate or like whatever in a bad living situation

that they're having that they can't get out of because it's like it might be hard to get do something if especially if you're like sharing a room with a chick or whatever, and she's there, it's like that. I'm like, you have an obstacle to overcome to get shit done. So, I mean,

you can still, you can still make it work, but it's a little tougher. Yeah. That's probably like the, and this is like, even like on the longterm of like, let's say this unravels society.

Dude, if four months if people get forced to be in a in a like fucking studio apartment with their significant other for four months they're gonna murder each other like i i said it wouldn't last uh three weeks for uh and i still what would they do though what would you even do though if you're both unemployed now and you're you get i mean i guess you someone goes back to their parents house most likely is probably what actually happens but what if you're 50 like i don't know no i think like what will happen will people will just say fuck it and not even just like separate they'll just go back to normal and just be like yep a lot of old people are

gonna die yeah whatever it's either old people or my ex-wife. Exactly, exactly. Like, literally, like, if I have to, like, yeah, no, you will have, like, a lot of people just, like, physically and mentally incapable of, like, hunkering down for three weeks. There was no chance we could have done this together. Especially if you were, like, already, like like kind of on the way to get out. Like it was already on the relationships on the fritz and you're in that scenario. And then, and then she's like, yeah, let's do fucking, you know, you're like, let's do a trip and you do a trip together. And it's like, you do a weekend trip to like Niagara falls.

And it's a fight club for two days. And you're like, Oh, we're going to do four months in my fucking studio apartment and like brooklyn every weekend it's difficult for you to like spend saturday sunday all of that together picking a show is a big fight like and that's and and i think i'm fairly like reasonable at conflict negotiation you know i've seen people that are way worse than me of course well like anybody well i mean those people end are way worse than me of course well like anybody well i mean those people end up kicking the shit out of each other exactly yeah like naturally like like that's like the best thing the humor i'm talking about girls i've been with they're hot

at least they're hot imagine on top of that she's disgusting yeah fucking she's smelly and fat god can you imagine that though like you're stuck eight six months with your fat gross girlfriend she's got a cheeto in her like imagine like day three you're lying on the bed you look over at her and you see that in some of her fat there's like a cracker and you're just like dear god or cheeto cheeto that's like contoured to like the the rib ripples and you're like i gotta do another four months potentially of this i was thinking that if i had to go to jail i was watching these jail movies and i'm like if i had to go to jail if i did five years i think i would kill myself less than five i would try to make it worth but i honestly think five years i would end it even if it doesn't it wouldn't be that big of a sentence for me to be

like day one like how do i get a news how do i you know how do i it depends on the jail depends on if it's like one yeah if it's one of the jail where it's like what they said i sentenced you to five years in federal fuck me in the ass prison what was that from uh office space yeah okay um uh yeah exactly like but i would just be like do like the fucking south park thing of like put a blindfold on her and just be like this fucking zombies are coming back and just like go into the woods with her and just be like, you got to hide out here. Hide out here. You're still safe.

Oh, your girlfriend. I wasn't following. I'm going to go back into the city and try and get supplies. Don't turn on a radio. That's how they say it's going to turn you. And just leave her there. My buddy was saying the thing where it's like, go on. You're free now.

Get. You know that one. Yeah. Go on. I hate you know that one. Yeah. Go on. I hate you. Go on. Go away. You're free now.

Was that from White Fang, the dog thing? Yeah, the dog. Where it's like, try to make the dog go away. She's like, I don't have anywhere to go. You're free now. Algonquin Park is really cold at night. Algonquin. I hear animals. animals well you fit in

fucking good you fucking cow slam don't even like stop the car just like dude i guarantee well that's what apparently wu-wan when they ended it uh there was like some crazy amount of divorces out of the gate. The divorce rate is like 100% there now. And that's in a culture where they don't like getting divorces either. Yeah, exactly. Of the marriages that they had registered, they are now

all undone. Okay, let me go through the last three of these though. Do you see Idris Elba? Yeah, yeah. Idris Elba saying that the humans are the problem yeah exactly that's i've been saying that forever um he was he got infected actually funny enough like from either sophie grégoire trudeau because did you see that so you think that yeah and with one of the other

guys who's in it is lewis hamilton and i'm like obsessed with formula one and he's like the f1 champ and so he was in there so i was like he's corona no no exactly i was gonna be like if he gets corona these fucking chinamen are gonna get it i'm gonna fucking like that's actually the most real it got for me was just like oh no, Oh no, I hope lose Hamilton is okay. And then he's fine. And so like, I hope, I hope, I hope one of those people isn't okay. More so she gets the other one. Not okay.

I didn't get that. You hope that I'm going to make you explain that. I wish Sophie Gregoire Trudeau infected Justin Trudeau. Okay. That'd be great. Not enough world leaders are going to get it. That's probably the biggest downfall of this. I mean, it feels—

Apparently Boris Johnson might have it. Why aren't any of the world leaders getting it? How does Trudeau not have it if his wife has it? Or he does have it. It's just not too bad. Exactly, yeah. So, like, 90% of people are asymptomatic. So, that's the other thing of, like, why you would also—

I mean, I have it for sure. Yeah of like why you would also, I mean, I have it for sure. Yeah. And I would also maintain, I'm like, I'm 90% on like the worst that's going to come from this is what the governments are doing to the people. Now the virus is not going to be that like 10% of like me is going like,

get ready for this to be a fucking like world undoing event 90 like no this is literally like get ready for a lot of shitty government driven inconveniences to fucking make life like less free periodically 90 that and that's when to prove that it's like the amount of people who actually likely have this is they're not counting that properly. And so that's why the death rate is what it is. The death rate is actually probably like 0.0000037 something percent because they are underestimating how many people have it and are just asymptomatic. Yeah, it seems like that's what they're always like. The numbers have gone up and you're like, because they have more tests. Yeah, exactly.

Well, that's the worst fucking most dishonest, to go back to the other thing you were saying. That's one of the most dishonest things that they're doing is basically counting like- They shouldn't be able to talk about those numbers at all, almost. Yeah. like they shouldn't be able to talk about those numbers at all almost yeah yeah it's pretending like the number of people getting uh tested is like that's that's who we know does or doesn't it's like no you know i didn't get tested no one i know got tested so what do you mean how do you know exactly it's fucking ridiculous that's the media's that's like you wonder if like that because that is like it's epically fucking stupid or if that is really part of it i think a lot of western media do

want to sort of like turn twist the knife a bit on this in order to depress the economy to sort of like make the like right-wing populist people who are in power look worse because you see who gets like said it's like no one's really counting the socialist guy in italy or the socialist guy in spain where it's really bad no one's going like what the fuck were these people thinking but boris johnson and trump are everybody's going like you fuck this up we're all gonna die because yeah yeah and you're like well no the the thing got fucked up because of a communism of like chinese yeah yeah well you said and the two worst countries who are like not making the actual biological weapon and accidentally letting it loose are spain and italy who are like hard hard left authoritarian socialists i always thought that like you could

do either way i was kind of saying this but like with the bernie sanders thing i was like you could go either way it's like i guess you can make a case for this is why america should have health care maybe oh whatever that's and again i'm not american i'm not even necessarily against health care yeah i don't agree with it but i obviously see where that comes okay so that was that's to me the only like real case that's for bernie sanders that helps them to me the part that hurts them is the the like let's steal rich people's money and give it to poor people works way better when the economy's doing well when everyone just wants a job and you're like yeah let's make it harder for amazon to hire people everyone's like yeah actually we don't

want to make anything hard harder for anyone to get hired you know what i mean like all and then on top of that the billionaires that they're like the billionaires are so evil it's like they're all kind of like pretty much stepping up and donating as much money as they can and doing it all they can like like all of these like kind of like high profile billionaires are kind of doing everything they can whether it's for their own personal gain or not that's just what it is you know but that's like that that's probably where that the thing is just so his thing's being tested and he's shown that it's wrong a little bit of course yeah like well i mean it through throughout history but also just like the idea of like um uh well let's just pretend that the primary motivator is not self-interest right because that's why everybody

does most things like we all have different interests but they're all generally so yeah for us they're not no some people don't have self-interest it's only rich people they're they're so that's like weird marks like transcendent man thing where you like you get smart enough and you ought to suddenly like get loose of like jealousy and greed and all these fuck now that's kind of silly shit but that's why it's like like the girls that are like in the relationship with the guys they're like no we just don't get jealous of each other it's like okay well then you don't care which is fine yeah exactly yeah i've been in situations where i'm not jealous. I'd be like, encourage it. She'd be like, yeah, I'm going to go hang out.

You look down on them. Yeah, like, I'm going to go hang out. You're not jealous of someone you find to be your inferior. But this is, yeah, like, oh, yeah. Oh, man. I think actually, I think one of the real things that will be like, not yet, but the enormous fodder for you is sort of like the weird relationship shit that develops from this because i think like this will really change um it will like send a lot of women to the extreme like uh everyday feminism college why is that

why do you think that uh the spending so much time together? Cause they're going to have their, you're going to be faced with like what you people are actually like together. And like women are womeny generally speaking. So why would that send women to the everyday feminism if they're forced to like, because you're going to have a lot of like, uh,

it's always that outlier but they're going to be like the ones who are still like around guys and like see guys it's like the thing is like like we've talked about it before it's like women will say things like guys just don't understand what it's like to walk home at night and be afraid it's just like you you literally like no one is denying that you are afraid but to say that the people who are in infinitely more danger and have to deal with it more often they're not thinking about it's like yeah yeah like every fucking guy in high school walks through like a dark alleyway just like yeah being a man's awesome yeah exactly so it's like it's gonna be a lot of like they're looking at them and are able like in their face able to like

criticize them and judge them i'm like oh see i see you working from home and you're not working that hard there's no like relativism of like oh what's this like compared to me what am i doing wrong what is like my downfalls it's i'm saying like this is like a great opportunity for women in their like weird backwards way to just look at how shitty men are and they'll find a million new things to start okay i was literally like struggling to understand what you're saying so you're saying it's because women are gonna see mad shitty men in their shitty element and blah, blah. Yeah. They're gonna be like, look at this like piece of shit.

He's just sitting there playing video games. Like men suck. Exactly. Yeah. It's going to be a lot of like, I don't think so. I'm going to go the opposite way. Cause I, I think that, I think you're wrong about that because I think women actually don't care of shitty men, especially what they, it's like, and I don't, cause I don't, cause I don't think that women men especially what they it's like and i don't because i don't because i don't think that women are believe what they say they didn't get to that opinion by seeing like a shitty guy and like making those opinions they were told those opinions and they just went with them so like all these blogs and they were around too many girls that were like that and they told

them this is what you think now and they became made a part of their identity they're actually removed from that to some degree and they're just actually with the normal people living in normal world i think it's going to bring them away from that that's actually a great point they're away from their fucking their cult leaders that i was literally just gonna say like they are not getting brainwashed by the cult leader anymore that's actually a great guys aren't that shitty dude the truth is like there's some shitty dudes but i mean most people aren't that bad you know what i mean like no yeah well i think like anyone being stuck together sucks but i think that girls are gonna it's gonna be like they're gonna they're gonna sit together for two months and then like the amount of times they're gonna be like actually yeah could you kind of help me with this i'm like i'm tired of like

pretending i'm a man actually i don't know i'm kind of tired in general of pretending i'm a man yeah that's actually a much better thought of just like see it seeing like oh one actually like women prefer the company of men like men prefer the company of men of just like to be fucking bullshitting around and stuff like that and women like going like man these conversations are around and stuff like that and we've been like going like man these conversations are so much better with the nonsense we've been talking about that's you've actually made me very uh much more optimistic well that one that was my last one too that i wanted to ask you about because this chick was telling me she's like she thinks she goes gwyneth paltrow's like the new oprah and her new show is like taking over where it's like she has a big like cult of women and stuff like that do you know anything about

that do you believe that or do you think that that's just like she has a show and it's nothing or do you think gwyneth paltrow's like actually kind of turning into this like big like fucking cult leader for new new age women like jordan peterson for women sort of thing okay i actually bizarrely enough have a lot of inside information on everything okay what have i brought up that you don't have a big scoop on yeah this one is like more of like the other stuff is like literally just like researching things and listening to a lot of other people and like being able to recall them and kind of shit like that but this i literally you're in a fucking like newsroom fucking 24 7 like yeah understand that you got all the fucking scoop on everything i have a journalism fucking background and yeah and all

that horse like yeah um this though literally like someone came to me and set talked and said i need you uh to make some time and this was literally all before the corona thing which is like spiked everything obviously so i need you to record a podcast and there's going to be two people on the podcast they're both uh one of them is like an a-lister mainstream and one of them is like a cult uh popular popular figure uh and we need you to record like podcast type material that will be an extra for this um like bonus features type shit and commentary type thing for their film coming out about magic mushrooms and so i'm like this is bizarre and this is a banker by the way telling me about this a banker who represents and then it was a meryl streep is that sorry was it gwyneth

baldrow or so you recorded a podcast with gwyneth so is the first okay so is the first thing you're saying that like there's this big push to fucking yeah they are they're doing a full they were certainly as far as i knew doing like a full not an organic movement this is hollywood trying to design glenneth paltrow a fucking cult this is predetermined this is predetermined they've already decided like one of the many just like i mentioned amy schumer like they decide this person will be this glenneth paltrow is gonna be famous for this you're gonna and so it was uh uh glenneth paltrow and tim ferris. I like Tim Ferriss. Who are, yeah, exactly. But I don't give a shit about Gwyneth Paltrow.

Like I don't have this disdain for her as like a lot of like. No, neither do I. I just was like a little bit like, I don't know about that. She's like a dork celebrity. She's like a, like just in people's shit type of celebrity, but there's a fucking million of them. Like John Legend's wife. I got to hear about every other fucking day every she follows me on instagram really she's a shit disturber i i'm not a fan she's trying to be funny that's why i think she's trying to follow comedians because

she's trying to be funny so she's like trying to look at what's on the pulse really i've had to do a bunch of news things about her getting in like regular people shit over things they said so uh yeah chrissy t yeah um but uh so they want yeah exactly and so they have this movie coming out and then she has like she is very in on like um what is going to be um like uh like mushrooms like the mushroom therapy like psilocybin his Silicon Valley dorks would be he loves that nonsense

this is like yes Silicon Valley that is just like the two fucking smell your own farts people meeting each other at the same time another South Park thing that's what like literally two fucking smell your own farts people meeting each other at the same time hey yeah another south park thing i'm like that's what like literally the meeting is is like a bunch of specially designed chairs that help them like sit their heads underneath their butts and they're

just like inhaling deeply um uh so in uh canada in montreal is where one of the companies is basically based out of them the other end of it is in jamaica where in jamaica magic mushrooms have been basically legal pseudo legal certainly decriminalized uh because of uh like raw safarian culture shit so it's basically like a peyote for uh for aboriginals in the indians in north america um so they get special dispensation but now they changed it so they could like literally in jamaica go full like industrial farms with mushrooms and so gwyneth paltrow is apparently in on this with tim ferris and they're going to be like um like combining together for like some lifestyle brand and she's gonna have her own like talk show

kind of thing that's like an internet based chat show and she has like that thing on netflix she's got she's supposedly like full-blown like multimedia push with no organic like attraction this is a contrived inorganic narrative that has been paid for by like it just the most naked that was my suspicion but i'd like it confirmed yeah slam confirmed yeah forget the the graphic of like the fucking hammer like hitting the camera the judge's hammer hitting the camera because like yeah that is like literally just like a very designed thing yeah very um yeah dude we're almost and so much of this stuff would have happened as well it would be like people obviously just not believe anything i say but um there would be more proof had this thing not happened because the movie would have uh come out that like all this other stuff that i could have to back it up but it just literally didn't happen

because of the coronavirus because so i have not done like anything with them i just been like told all of this stuff which of course could or could not be true but it's probably true i mean so yeah that's pretty good, we did almost fucking three hours here. Some fucking Rogan style length. I like this. It was nice talking to you and fucking seeing you. Yeah. Hell yeah,

dude. That's good to do that. I like to do that. That's a good, uh, state of the union though. The fucking deep wave state of the unions though. If you are,

yeah. To give me fucking feedback on our three hour episode. Cause if you had the own, like your own Patrick O o'neill podcast you would get fired from your job so fucking quick so quickly yeah but because a lot of it was like and some of the things on just like anything that would happen on fuckingomics of it like literally i would do the news uh stuff and be like here's this horse shit that you should all believe. Cause someone in charge said so. And then walk into the other room and like,

they're all fucking lying to you and just do the exact opposite, the exact opposite. So it's like, yeah, I mean, and then that's the issue of the, like, I would be referencing things directly of like,

so I've worked today. They had to do all this bullshit. Here's what's wrong wrong with it and just like explain how they're all these people who i know and work for they're like they're a bunch of fucking lying shits yeah and they're like yeah patrick we have a this tape of you uh on your patrick on the old podcast doing three hours of just saying geik like i don't know it's exactly on brand for what we're doing here you did a looks like a commentary on a holocaust denying documentary reaction video and it's very positive it's a reaction video like just good point good point you have six episodes in the month of may called holla holla hoax one through four you did a reaction video to schindler's list and it's just you no

no no it's like a a mon a mon gert a hero a hero who is maligned by this dirty fucking Liam Neeson playing son of a bitch. Oh, fuck. Okay, dude. Hold on. I'll wrap this up, then I'll say bye to you. Okay. Peace, guys. Thank you for listening to The BoyzCast.

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