The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Everyone is Garbage, Podcasters are Deciding the Election, & Shaq Steals our Ideas

Episode Date: November 1, 2024

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So then I'll say, if I'm garbage, well then explain these. And then Ryan walks in. He's got the orange vest on, which will be pretty sick. Okay, we've got three hours, Tom, so we're going to record the episode, the Patreon, and then I'm... What is this? What are you doing? What do you mean? You didn't get my email? I wrote a sketch. Danny, you know my assistant had to start sending your emails to spam. It was just getting too much. You know what? If I could get your email, then I wouldn't have to send emails to your assistant. But we've been through this. You can't get my email, because then at all hours of the night,

you're going to be sending me all your ideas. And it's just a lot. Okay. It's a lot. Okay. Speaking of ideas, garbage is super hot right now. How about we change the format of the boys cast to a podcast all about our things garbage. I was thinking you might shut the fuck up for once in your life. Hey, I need to cancel the matching trucks.

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As some of you know, we screwed up our thing yesterday that we were telling you. We are dummies. Yeah, we told you. So just to clarify before we get into this, the schedule is after this episode, next week we are going to have an episode that we release Monday because a lot happening right now. Then we're going to do a live stream Tuesday evening at 10pm. Election night, 10pm. With some guests, yes. In addition, then Thursday

we are going to release the last Skankfest interview with Johnny Mitchell. Yes. Okay, so no episode next Friday is the real thing, but this episode, and we also have another episode coming out Monday, so lots. Tons of boys cast action coming at ya! And come to see me in Nashville this weekend. Chicago,

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Atlanta. Get those tickets. Yeah, and I'll be in Albany and Hartford at the beginning of December. And I got some Canadian dates coming out soon for early next year. Link T-R-E dot Danny jokes, right?

That's what it is? Dannycomedy.com. Oh, you have that. Okay. Well, then, there. That's go there for me. Gay.June. RyanLongComedy.com.

And let's get into the episode. The AI King, Danny Polishuk, has been once again fact-checked. We're going to talk about a bit of this stuff, and I've got a couple little things. Then we're going back to the meat because this is a big episode, boys. We got a lot going on. PolitiFact, was it this time? PolitiFact.

A little fact check on my Kamala Harris, Joe Rogan video that I made. Then I got an email from them yesterday. I got multiple messages from this chick. Is it flipping the birds? No, she goes, how did you make it? She goes, was this AI? And I go, yeah.

What are you talking about you're like you're messaging someone who you know is a comedian nobody thinks that kamala harris went on joe rogan was this ai or did this actually happen like literally she's like was this ai as opposed to what as opposed to what i'm like nobody thinks that she went on rogue like it's not people are like believing this one yeah i guess they're just but the funny thing is i clicked on her profile, and she's a Columbia journalism grad, which we were ragging on last week, because all these fucking morons who are all these journalists all go to Columbia, which I think is supposed to be one of... It's the hub. But you're like, this is what you end up doing, is you just be like, see a viral comedy video,

and you go, hey, we're doing a fact check on this. I'm like, you guys have nothing to do? Yeah. Are you guys just so bored at work? It's all content, content, content. Yeah. They're doing a fact check on this. I'm like, you guys have nothing to do? Are you guys just so bored at work? It's all content, content, content. Yeah, they're just like, there's just a content drill. Maybe we can fact check this one.

This isn't real. This is not real. Do you think that's what it is? They just kind of look through the internet and be like, that could use a fact check. Literally. That could be a fact check.

I'll tell you what, though. It is so interesting the extent to which podcasts are determining the election and people have made that point but the to me it was like kind of making me laugh where if you go podcast in 2014 it was like you go podcast in 2014 it's guys being like all right how much to suck a dick like 100 it's like 100 grand you're like no but to completion like that was podcasting in 2014 podcasting in 2024 is like all right welcome to the jizz zone and we actually have both political candidates are going to come in telling you their fiscal policy uh tuesday night we have the queen who's actually going to be telling how the wealth is distributed in the

royal family yeah and then we are going to on the new budget for america the fiscal budget and the fed we have the fed chairman jerome powell is going to be announcing the new interest rate changes live on the show to tell you what's going on with the interest rates that's it's kind of what's happened though right yeah i'm curious how the actual impact of the of the podcasts like it yeah who knows right well and we'll talk'll talk about the stuff because there's so much fucking going on. But we always have to mention this when someone steals our ideas at the boys' cast. Shaquille O'Neal has been trouncing around not only my ideas, but Danny Polishak's ideas as well.

He started with yours, too. So Shaq's on the podcast, Angela Reese. This is what he starts with. He goes, the WNBABA he's floating some ideas around he goes uh the WNBA it would help to compensate and improve the uh payment that these guys are getting and suggested the rims being lowered for the possibility of more dunking yep now that is more dunking some dunking so that's on your on your special yeah yeah that's a joke that I've been doing for fucking seven years. Yeah, exactly.

I thought it's been a long time. He's probably retired. No, I don't do it anymore. As I said that, I go, no, I don't do it anymore. I haven't done it for three years. Seven years straight, no days off. No days off. I go, I really want these rims lowered.

Danny, you ever feel, you know that dream where you feel like you're naked in front of anyone that's what when danny someone goes on stage they go hey do you mind doing a quick five he goes oh a guy the guy beef the headliners doing wnba material so we don't mind uh staying away from that it was so uh what do you do i work for the wnba no i'm ruined I'm ruined. I'm ruined. That's all I got. That's like that bird meme, you know? The bird tells him other jokes and it's all just WNBA. WNBA sucks. And then that's not enough.

To add insult to injury. Now he's taking your bit. To add insult to injury from Shaquille O'Neal The conversation shifted To Angela Reese physique And an outfit worn To a recent event With Shaq 52 Stating

Bro Imagine you in those Little ass shorts That you had at the Wild N Out show Dunking You know how many T-shirts you're gonna sell

You be tripping Those same ass Little shorts So Shaq says Show some skin yeah he's trying to make him pervy track well he's not trying to do anything he is stealing the idea from ryan long who's trying to be you know but check has been pervy you're correct it is pretty funny like i don't know when this happened i think it was in the last seven years like i guess he got divorced

and shaq's new like image into his 50s is like I'm a fucking pussy hound. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I think he was always, the reason he got divorced was because he was a pussy hound. I know, but it wasn't like this. He literally goes on an interview now and they're like, so what's it like playing the NBA

and you built all these companies? He's like, look at them fine ass fucking, yeah, girl, yeah. You know, let Shaq get a taste. Let daddy Shaq get a taste. Let Daddy Shaq get a taste. Just give me a little spin around. Shaq's literally like, hate to see you leave,

but love to watch you go. You see the thing? But they ask Shaq about his kids. He always goes, the kids aren't rich, I'm rich. He goes, those kids ain't getting a dollar, but that dollar could go to you, mother, mother, mama, mama.

You know, you turn around, oh, yeah, I dropped something. something yeah you want to pick that up yeah you and you're just like shaq creepy he's too much of like uh he's too much of like a legacy figure to be this level just do what you want i mean shaq's getting it in can't hate the player but it feels off-putting yeah yeah it's in grandpa territory it's a little bit much but he's not even in unk territory he's in grandpa territory he's on the. It's a little bit much, but he's not even an unk territory. He's on the border. Yeah. 52 is up there for an hour.

He's still on territory, but yeah, Angel Reese, we're in territory. Angel Reese just posted on her Twitter, her like missed calls. And it's literally all Shaq and her not picking up. Oh,

because Shaq's trying to apologize and squash this. Well, I don't like that. We're all FaceTimes too. I don't think Shaq should be getting essentially MeToo'd over this. I mean, she's the one who, when she goes out in public, all he's saying, really,

is wear the same shorts that they wore in the NBA in the 80s. Yeah, he's sure a little bit. Like, it's not so crazy. Like, wear the John Stockton shorts. Is it so crazy if Shaq's gonna get a little clap, clap, clap on, clap, get off? I don't think it's that if Shaq's going to get a little clap, clap, clap on, clap, get off. I don't think it's that insane what he's saying.

He's like, just dress like an NBA player in the 80s. Yeah, but I think it's how he's saying it. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Also, you know what really bring that money in the WNBA, you get a little bit, you know, just butter that thing up, put some butter on that. And you'll just let daddy Shaq come in, take a little lick, sippy sizzling, you know what I'm saying? Get a little grease put some butter on that and you know just let daddy's shack come in take a little licked sippy sizzling you know i'm saying get a little grease put it on that and you're just like all right well uh next question i guess also hate to burst your bubble shack but most of the girls in the wmba are gross and gross yeah that's that's one thing he doesn't

realize there's a few hot ones but there's like although like yeah i want to see fucking caitlin clark's flat ass. No, thank you. I guarantee you, type Caitlyn Clark nudes is like a top search on fucking Google. Yeah, I mean, maybe.

There are none, but I mean, I've seen her in like her fucking shirt in a swim, in a pool or whatever. Didn't do much for you. Not a lot going on there.

A lot of sharp angles. Real bony body. You know what? I had a good, you know, a lot of sharp angles. Real bony body. You know what? I had a good... A lot of times I complain about my travels. Yeah. And I had a reverse. A good one. Okay. Started out bad and it was a good one. What happened? So I'm on the plane

or the train. I took the train back from D.C. Everyone's talking, right? So I leave the car. I go sit down in another car. Why are you in the quiet car? I couldn't find the quiet car. I don't know which is which. They're not labeled. So I'm sitting in the thing. I'm already a little irritated. And I sit down. I put my water bottle down. And then I'm like, I sit

down. I've been there for like maybe three minutes. I go to the bathroom. I go to the bathroom. You know me pee quick, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you know I'm in there for 20 seconds tops, man. You know I'm a quick peer, right? I come back. There's a couple sitting there. sitting there and i go oh did you guys take my water bottle and they go oh we threw it out and i go and then i go okay a random couple just a random couple just sat down oh on the seats and my water bottle was on my seat standing up and they go oh this uh i guess this is uh these

seats are empty but there's a full water bottle here We'll throw it out So then I go I go Okay I mean Yeah but I was sitting there And you just threw my water bottle out And it was like a Skinny white guy

Bigger black chick Okay And she goes She goes Well is that okay If you sit somewhere else And I go I look at them and I go

Yeah listen I'll go sit somewhere else But like what you did Is pretty rude Yeah And I was like I'm not You know I'm not

Confrontational like that But I was just like Fine i'll move and the guy kind of felt bad i looked at him i go listen i'll move but what you did is pretty rude you just stole my seat throughout my water bottle and you're not even very apologetic about it so anyways fine and then i go i go leave the car because i'm like i'm not even gonna see i don't want to be in the city with any of these people not 45 no it must have been three minutes three minutes later the the to be in the city with any of these people. Not 45, no, it must have been three minutes. Three minutes later, the chick comes in the room and she goes, hey, I just bought you another water bottle. I want to say I'm super sorry about that.

Almost teared up. I go, no one's ever done anything like this. You go, that's so nice. I go, that's all I wanted. That actually wasn't my seat or my water bottle. See, I just wanted an apology. I didn't actually need the water bottle. You know what?

You keep the water bottle. You've done enough. That's nice. It was very nice of her. And I think what happened a little bit is when she sat down, the guy, because the guy was, I think, a little embarrassed. And I think what happened is when she sat down, the guy was like, we did fucking steal this guy's seat and threw out his water bottle.

And then I think they realized what happened. I think they were good people, but they didn't realize in the hustle bustle what they had done. And when they thought about it, they wanted to atone for that. And I appreciated it. People are nicer on the trains.

On the trains than planes? Yeah, that's true. Did you take the train? You're right. I'm comparing them to planes. I will say this though. Did you take the, you didn't,

because you were on Tim Pool last night. Did you take the train there? So dude, if you take the train there. It's a freak show? No. So listen to this. If you take the train there so dude if you take the train there it's a freak show no so listen to this if you take the train there from uh you go from new york to dc the final destination of that train is miami what the fuck okay if you go into the florida car it's a fucking carnival dude it is insane in there man the florida car there's one car that's the florida car that's everybody who's going from new york to florida dude that thing is a fucking freak

don't come knocking dude you gotta like i i was trying to find the uh guy's just doing math hanging from the ceiling by his legs because my move now on the train is the moment the cafe car opens, I bolt for the cafe car with my computer. Pushing people out of the way. No, I do. I go, out of my way, Grandma. I'm hungry. No, no, not for food.

It's because they have the benches there. It's on my hoagies. They have the tables, right? So I go over the tables. But anyways, I went the wrong way, and I wound up at literally wrong side of the tracks. I was in the Florida car. Oh, look at this New York boy.

They need to make it in the Florida car. I'm like going through. I'm like, okay, this guy's on a no fly list. This guy's on a no fly list. There's like, it's dude, the Florida car from New York. That's really funny. So dark, man. So dark.

It was like, you go down. Someone sniff arms you. Welcome to Florida, Jew boy. Dude, man. So dark. It was like you go down. Someone sniffs your arms. You're welcome to Florida, Jew boy. Dude, honestly. This car felt like it was haunted or some shit. That's some good shit right there. Okay. And then there was two small things before we get to the meat of it.

I thought this was one of the funniest articles in the world. Actually, no other thing we should mention is because most people that follow the boys guys are pretty funny. I've even said that when we meet people after shows. boys guys are like pretty funny i've even said that like when we meet people after shows everyone seems to be like fairly like funny guys and uh like three or four people after we did the article last week about the guy oh yeah named seth that we go and his wife did the thing being uh you know i'm in an open relationship he's not this is how it works and a bunch of people found him and tagged us in it and sent him the photo.

He was like a normal guy. Yeah, a normal looking guy. He had like a normal job. It was like a LinkedIn photo. He was just like a guy just on with his business. Yeah. Just a freak, I guess. No, I don't think.

I think he was a sad man. Yeah, a sad man. And the girl. Yeah, we felt bad for him. But it was funny that people tracked him down and sent it to him. The sleuths. So the other thing was this German company launches the world's first digital

condom, what it is and how does it work? And the thing's getting pushed right and left. It has a million articles. They obviously have a bunch of funding. And they said the German condom company, Billy boy has taken an unexpected step into the digital world by creating the camdom app a unique tool designed to prevent non-consensual recordings yeah during it so you go oh the you go

oh it's a digital condom you go i guess you had to have tested and then you show them and then it collects the both were tested you go your phone's going to the corner to make sure that you can't record them you go is that like what kind of is that a huge problem that everyone's being recorded during sex with their phone unknowingly recording the audio but yeah the audio like what the guy has his phone set up in the corner of the room diddy that was a problem there's a video of diddy's diddy clapping meek mills chief is that what is that what this is supposed to be about they're like after the diddy situation so you bring a girl over and you're like hey do you have the camdom app obviously and she goes well i'm just gonna

make sure you're not gonna record this she's like what are you about to do can you imagine ever proposing to a girl hey i want to take your phone and make sure we lock our phones before this whole thing starts this is crazy like yeah what are you planning to do to me yeah i could see like criminals liking this yeah but also if you are the type of guy that you're like i'm setting up fucking perv cams yeah well i'll tell you what you're probably setting up perv cams with the camden app you're like unpenetrable system if this girl goes you have the camden app so we can you know lock our phone so you can't record me like that's gonna stop them yeah no i mean that guy's gonna have like yeah i have another phone

that i do the recording on the only thing i could think of is for celebrities like a celebrity being like i'm locking up no mobsters or whatever be like you got the money yeah criminals yeah you're exactly got the goods you got the money you got the good frosties maybe you got the condom map that's true it might be a frosty thing and uh so that was just making me laugh and then uh russia finds google 20.5 decillion do you see this decillion that's the funniest move more than the entire world's gdp so basically uh the kremlin was trying to put some facts out and they're calling a propaganda and google was like we can't put that in the Google search. And then Google Dr. Evil-ed them. 20.5

decillion dollars. Yeah, I mean, that's what they do. So what happens? Google basically just goes bankrupt in Russia and they have to leave? I don't think they operate in Russia, so I think this is just like, hey, here's like, you can really never operate. If you ever try to set up an office

in Russia, it's going to start 20 decillion in the hole kill you in the hole 20.5 decillion in the hole that's so funny working your way out of that okay comedy and podcasting is at the center of this election right now man really the comedy news is in full effect are you garbage's patreon just doubled yeah just on the seo, people are just typing garbage. What's this podcast? Yeah, sure. Yeah, so we haven't done a podcast since this happened, but basically Madison Square Garden rally,

everyone knows about it. Tony Hinchcliffe did his set. Literally the biggest story in the entire world. Biggest story in the world. Is Tony Hinchcliffe. Yeah, we're obviously biased on these stories because we're friends with them, but it did remind me a lot of you know because it gets in the thing where

everyone starts arguing whether the joke's good whether it's bad everyone has all these takes and it reminded me a lot of something that me and you have said many times where people go oh i want to have a comedian at this thing and you go no you don't i i know you think you do like remember when i dude i went to i did like a political conference once yeah and they had a comedian there and i walked 90 of the audience no you don't you you like the idea of having a comedian you think yes exactly you love the idea of having a comedian you'd much rather hang out with a comedian versus having them perform. I remember specifically, I said

the joke where I said, Allah is the gayest god because he's like, don't draw me. And one guy just goes, oh my god. Good lord. There was one guy in the front drum that was loving it. Yeah, there's always one. I thought he finished the thing and got escorted off the premises, yeah they don't know it's one of the things i mean remember me and jj did the we did the corporate ones me and jj there's these guys that we used to have

an office and there was a company that had like a courier service essentially in our office and they were like you know oh we're big comedy fans some of the guys that do the courier service basically truckers. I'm not going to say the exact thing. But they were like, yeah, we have a big event for the truckers. It's at noon. And we're like, oh, you and your friends could come and do a couple sets, me and JJ.

JJ's up there. He's about a minute in his act. And he's bombing, right? so you end up in this situation i'm not saying that's what happened to tony hinchcliffe i'm saying that a lot of times in these situations you end up in a situation where you're kind of like oh what i normally do is about to eat shit and if i do dirty i will do better but i will be in trouble right so you're kind of like do i do I bite the bullet take my check

and be like that was awful or do I try to do okay and I'm in trouble. Right. Because that's the thing too is a lot of times they expect you to kind of

hang around for cocktails after you just ate shit. Oh. JJ starts doing a bit where he goes this girl's got a clit so big he goes

I can't remember the joke and the guy just looks at me and he goes, he starts doing the like, cut it, cut it, cut it off. So JJ's about a minute into his set. Yeah.

They fucking run up to me. They're like, they're trying to cut the sound off. They're like, get them off stage. So I go off and I'm like, JJ. And when they say stage,

you're in like the corner of a cafeteria. Like when they say there's no stage. Yeah. Just like they go, hey, that part of the room, just do it there. Exactly. Right. Yeah. And then I went up.

I was probably not, you know, maybe not quite as bad, but the same. It was literally one of those things where it's like a buddy of yours. And it's like, oh, what's up before? It's like, yo, Ryan, what's up? Afterwards, it's like a buddy of yours and it's like yeah and like oh what's up before it's like yo ryan what's up afterwards it's like uh thank you ryan yeah we'll be yeah we'll yeah yeah you just made my life hell for the next month okay uh yes thank you ryan long and jj lieberman uh yes our staff will be in touch about the finances like they talk to you now it's formal you got demoted to formalities well they can't pretend like they like that because they're like this is a liability yeah so it's one of those

things where you know a lot of times things don't um yeah again this was a political like what is it what else is it's like your options are do what you do which is that or pander hard yeah like he he went up he could go up and be like you know the who's the sleepiest joe of all the joes and everyone would be like woo maybe yeah make some dementia jokes some nancy like yeah like what would have killed is like you know like a late night monologue from like gutfield bro i don't even know if he does monologues but that's something like that yeah that would have been probably like the proper thing maybe for that yep and i was obviously i guess obviously i'm like but you know that's what he does so it's like from the comedian side you go

they hired him to do what he does he does what he does and honestly he did fine or whatever but like it's just a weird thing you know what i mean yeah yeah like the i don't know like it just was not it was people that are getting mad at him it's like the only person to really get mad at is like, if you didn't like this, you're just like, yeah, maybe the Republican Party shouldn't have had that. Obviously. Did you not see the Tom Brady roast? Yeah, just like that other place shouldn't have hired JJ. Did you not see the Tom Brady roast?

Exactly. Like, go watch that. What do you think you're getting? Or say, yeah, we'd like you to do this. But I think it all boils down to that thing where people don't understand comedy that much, right? Also, people there like didn't know who he was like you know it's not like there's there was 20,000 people there I would guess a lot of them are older you probably 2,000 people max knew who

he was I don't know if that's true but I would think so for like that that kind of rally like I don't think he you know but there's maybe some of that yeah they're like they don't know who he is so he's just like he's one of the speakers who goes up and then he's just like, oh, this guy's a comedian. And then they're like, oh, that's like,

you know, it just wasn't the right place for it. Yeah. It's one of those things too, where it, so then that happens. You go, okay,

whatever, you know, as far as I'm concerned, I'm like, sometimes I'm, I feel like whenever you're talking about this stuff, you see people, uh, you know, do a comedy set or you're a clip from a podcast and everyone's like aghast and i'm just like seems very normal to me yeah it seems normal yeah i'm

just like i don't really understand the uproar but then people go so crazy that you have no choice to be like whatever happened you guys are being crazier than this you know what i mean absolutely but the problem is it really brings us back to 2016 where like you kind of remember what it looks like it was it's back to our joke where we're always like you know they need the ad of de niro flipping out you're just like are you that if trump wins just get remember this is what you're getting like comedians because you know a lot of it is there's things where they almost like left you alone they're kind of like yeah we probably don't like this comedy stuff that's going on over there but whatever then as it becomes like more popular and as it everything gets tied into politics again

with trump it's like you remember that everyone starts like peeking in every corner being like what have they been doing over there yeah and then when they start look they don't like what they see i don't like what they see no do you know what i mean they start being like what are they even doing over there yeah and then when they start look they don't like what they see i don't like what they see no do you know what i mean they start being like yeah they're comedians yeah we're like we need to stop racist there's people that are bad for you know helping trump or whatever you go where and you go yeah you're right let's find out where and they're kind of like yeah what are what are like what are what are video games doing right now is there any racist stuff in there or what a comedy look what do they say in a comedy club they go in there they go good god my lord

yeah it's like a woman going to a rap show where they're like you know she's like all that rap stuff and then she's like

actually goes to the concert and she's like yeah maybe I should be mad about rap she's like I'll go to the concert and she's like the fuck

you know yeah I mean every left wing that's the thing too is like every left wing news outlet was watching that entire rally just waiting

on to find something to write up about you know oh yeah they were going through that thing with a fine they were all just sitting there just being like and then the moment he says oh puerto rico and then they go okay here we go here's our new story let's yeah because now it's attached to their thing where they like sort of feel like they have precedent on which is like the public political discourse they were already calling it a nazi rally no but that's true but my point so i agree i agree with what you're saying so it's uh and but in addition you also think like okay if they were like i can't believe what's happening in comedy clubs there's a little bit that's like well you guys don't have jurisdiction there yeah yeah but once it's like

political discourse they feel like well we actually do have we do have jurisdiction on what's said at a political rally right so you go this is like a speech of so we actually now you're in our domain absolutely and we have a fucking lot to say and guess what now we're gonna come check it in your domain too well from a risk like risk reward on having tony do the trump rally is like zero reward. It was all risk. Like there was no real winning of having him there. Cause if he kills the winning, if you're like,

yeah, we're the cool guys that have like comedy. We're like in, you know, we're the, if you pay attention to podcasts and stuff, we're like, you know,

we're hip. We have fucking, I suppose. Yeah. But I feel like it's that, you know, even these big comedians are coming to do our, he's one of the biggest comedians in the world.

They're coming to do our rally. Like, I think it's that, you know, maybe, but I just think in terms of how, where, where the one of the biggest comedians in the world coming to do our rally. I think it's that. Yeah, maybe. But I just think in terms of how- Where the culture's at. Where the culture's at, yeah. But how it would be analyzed by the left,

like they would, I mean, dude, they were not happy with Jim Gaffigan. Is that true? Yeah, because Jim Gaffigan, dude, Jim Gaffigan. Yeah, that's one of those things where you go, you're like, I'm going to do a set at the rally. And then you see Gaffigan, that Gaffigan just went up and they're like, distasteful. And you're like i'm gonna do a set at the rally and then you see gaffigan that gaffigan just went up and they're like distasteful and you're like oh yeah dude jim gaffigan at the

catholic dinner thing that that trump did where trump was like doing basically like trump did a roast kind of and uh jim gaffigan went up and he had some jokes where he was kind of making fun of joe biden and kamala harris a bit, and they were not happy with him. Dude, there's people who are like, Jim Gaffigan's dead to me, like on the left. So people are like, that guy's like, Jim Gaffigan. Gaffigan's like a never-Trumper kind of. Yeah.

I know. Not enough of one. But he just was like, I'm going to somewhat call it like I see it. Like, I don't like Trump, but I'll make some shots against the left. And they were like, you're dead to us. That was a line too far. Yeah. These things are always testy. I remember Michelle Wolf got in so much trouble.

These dinners are always like, you know that guy that you know that's the impressionist or whatever? Yeah. They have that guy at things. And sometimes people are like, oh, what, it's just like an impressionist always? And you're like, yeah,

that's probably what should be there. Yeah yeah you want literally just like here's me doing bill maher for 10 minutes bought where you go and you're almost just like yeah these are impressions like i'm not and you're not even saying anything crazy and i'm not saying them they're like bill maher saying these things but i'm saying even in that he's not saying anything wild he's like yeah yeah yeah you're you're taking the path of New rule Yeah When you're going to the movies No, don't start the previews late Like you're still

Really PG Yeah, really PG Which, again, I guess people would be like If you brought that at the Trump rally at MSG You'd go, oh, this is kind of lame If you're at McDonald's And you see an old guy You want a young person

Because you know this person Might actually do a good job. Yeah, that's good Bill Maher. That's not a good Bill Maher, but I appreciate that. That's a friend right there. It's a guy who has your back. I mean, he didn't have a Russian accent, so that was a win.

Normally they all have Russian accents for some reason. But yeah, I don't know. But then they turned it around because then Biden called everybody garbage. then it all got turned right over george lopez was getting flat george lopez calling all mexicans thieves yeah they they make a point where they were like yeah basically immediately people were like george lopez did their rally the other day and he called everyone thieves and they were like yeah but he's mexican and it was like so are they thieves also the puerto rico thing is so weird only because it was it was a real like kind of out of the blue shot at puerto ricans not the puerto apparently that's like a bit he does yeah maybe

it's a bit he does but i'm like i like some then all these people afterwards were like no puerto rico really has like a real garbage problem i'm like nobody knows that now come on that is not common knowledge. They're saying it was like right now of all times when we have our garbage problem. Yeah, when we have our garbage. But then everybody's like, you know, Puerto Rico. I'm like, nobody knows that. That Puerto Rico has this landfill issue.

Well, it definitely seems like people start looking at comedy again, and they start underwriting their position about how they feel about it, right? Yeah. Because now they're like, well know now it's in politics you know we're not gonna be talking about this and literally we talked about no he's gonna set the record for the most people at a at a show very soon i mean the trump assassination lasted six days we're what we're now four days no no but my point to you is not about that specifically my point to you is like this was a little taste of,

you know? Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Do you, you go, you didn't feel like a little deja vu to you a little bit. Yeah.

But that's what I expect. Like, I didn't even know he was going to be on it. So then, and I was watching, like, I was kind of flipping through the channels and then I saw it on and go, Oh really?

That's sick. Good for Tony. Dude. I had a, I thought the, the, I mean, people didn't like it,

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And there's something about Lizzo. And there was a comic. With the palettes or whatever? Doesn't matter. Yeah, okay. It was an older it was an older um uh comic that's like funny guys like 60 year old black guy and he started he he just commented on it and he goes you know all i see is two racist white boys or something like

that or like white boys talking about shit they shouldn't be talking about something like that right okay then people like our people like in our world uh started like being like oh it says you're a comedian like you know what so they're not allowed to joke and then they were like going to his profile being like oh so you're allowed to joke about this but they aren't and and then he spent like two days arguing and in my mind i'm like fuck i'm gonna see this guy in two days it's gonna be so awkward right right because i i didn't say anything i'm just like this guy saw a bit that we did i guess he goes around the internet and he gets in fights with people. Yeah, yeah.

So I'm watching this the whole time being like, fuck, right? And then eventually I just deleted it. I deleted his comment because I'm like, this guy, every day I'm getting a notification. He's arguing. I'm thinking, I'm like, he's in my mind. I'm like, he's just building. Like now he's going to like, now we're enemies. Right.

And so I'm like, and then I was on a show with him the next day. And I'm like, 50-50, he knows that was me because i know this guy that's why it was even more where i'm like yeah yeah we know each other right so i'm like for him to be like having this huge argument like thread i'm like you you know me right and then i go to this set and i'm like a little hesitant because i'm like uh fuck yeah i'm just gonna be like i don't know dude you know what i mean delete my comments? Yeah, yeah. I wasn't, I had drafts and drafts and drafts. So I basically was going into the comedy show seeing this guy, and he's kind of like a legendary

dude, and I think he's funny. And then so I go on stage, and I get off stage, and he comes up to me, and he was like, oh, brother, that was the funniest set I've ever seen. He was like, you're so funny, like dapping me up, all this stuff and then i was just like is this him oh now i'm like is he overcompensating like he realized it was me oh and he was like now he feels bad or it was the complete opposite and then the more i talked to him i ended up talking to him for like half an hour and i was like he doesn't even know my name yeah yeah so i was like he i was like he didn't piece together this is the guy and it's so funny he got so but it's like my point dude is like that's the internet versus

the real life and that's maybe i'm taking too long to get that but i'm like this guy spent two days straight yelling at me essentially online and then the next day told me my comedy set was the funniest thing he's ever seen he probably only watched the video once it was a 60 second video he's a white guy's talking about lizzo he was like no yeah and then he was like in the trenches right so all he remembers we were sort of new to new york too right so we're like not names to their them you know and but he only just remembers the commenting and stuff he doesn't even like he's like yeah i watched the video once i know i don't like it i would have loved if he told me about it he's like

you some of these other people on the internet they think they could come after my queen lizzo you should have seen the jokes i've been some of the guy on the internet, they think they can come after my queen, Lizzo. You should have seen the jokes I've been... Some of the guys on the internet, I've argued with them all two days. White supremacists on the internet. You stay away from those guys. His name was... What was your name again? No, no, no, no.

I don't need to know his name. I don't want his name. Not a big name guy. I'm not a name guy. Honestly, this guy sounds like bad news. I don't want his name. And my stand- up Is the same shit Yeah I am

Like I do not I'm not If anything I'm more Aggressive in stand up Right But my point is There's real life And you know

There's so many comedians That are having feuds right now That they're gonna have To see each other And probably act like Nothing happened Oh man the amount Of comedians

Who are just like Making this the hill To die on That they didn't like Yeah which is You know the most of that Is when you find out That after the Fox News And CNN appearances making this the hill to die on that they didn't like. Yeah, which is, you know, the most of that is when you find out

that after the Fox News and CNN appearances, they all go for a beer after. Of course. I heard Pierce Morgan say that because I watched Dave Smith. I ran into him at Gas Digital because I did Lewis' show

and then I was talking to him and he'd just come from Pierce Morgan so I watched a bit of it and then Pierce Morgan at the end of it, he goes, you know, in all of us, it was with Destiny and Mendy Hassan

and then he goes you know normally in Britain at the end of this we'd all go for a beer after and I was kind of like after those fucking bloodbaths you have in Britain

you all go for a beer after so it's all this fake to you guys I'm like am I the fucking tool then it is literally wrestling man I can't

because you've done a few of those Fox shows I have a couple of them I can't I'm you've done a few of those fox shows i have a couple of them i can't i'm not going to be specific about it but i like because i don't want to like out out anybody but i can tell you but i can tell you no it's not jake tabber but i can tell you for a fact although jake's a little bit of hot water but um before jake but uh lot going on it sounds like jake tabber just made up the whole russian collusion okay let's talk about your thing then jake but anyways i can tell you in fact like i've been sent some

things where you're like the people who you think are like these fucking like i'll tell you this okay not that i have proof of this but i can guarantee it that guy peter ducey and john uh corinne pierre who's like the i don't know anything she's the black girl who's the biden's press secretary and he's the white dude with the blonde hair and they're always just in the press room yelling at each other going back and forth they're boys super testy i'm telling you like those guys because they know that it's being filmed and everything they're like we're on we're actors on tv right now okay right there i know that they're like i'm on this side i'm on this side we're actors if they're in a room together, they're friendly.

Even though you would be like, oh, these people fucking hate each other's guts. Right. They'll have a beer together, like in some private event, that's like the press, and whatever, they're hanging out.

And yeah. This is kayfabe. Like, this is legitimately, like, this is wrestling. Like, they are like,

they wouldn't behave like this if it wasn't, like, televised. And, they're just like, they know that they're on tv i mean come on i'm all errors that joe biden's a rapist and then i mean the clintons went to fucking donald trump's wedding like yeah yeah right telling you they like as much as everybody

is like oh these guys are fucking hate each other they don't this is all wrestling yeah that's weird yeah yeah i'm sure some of them actually hate each other maybe but I'm sure some of them do for sure but I'm saying most of them don't I mean because in our industry like yeah there's some of that but there's also people that are like no I do hate that guy it does exist but anyways then the Mendy Hassan had that other guy on

and the guy said I hope your beeper doesn't explode they were aghast they were like oh my god mid segment they had to pull him off the air your beeper doesn't explode? And then they literally They were aghast. They would go Oh my God. Mid-segment they had to pull him off the air. The guy's choking and he goes

What the? He goes Did you just wish me dead? And you're like No. Not really. He called him a Nazi and so then he made a joke

about you being a Hamas I hate watching the like fake huffing and puffing over shit like that. I could see you could see the wheels turn in Hassan's head, though. You ever had a girl that you were dating that has something that she claims to be sacred that you could not talk about?

You know that you can't bring that. And you're like, shut up. You know what I mean? Again, it's like, you know. Oh, you do that? You know that my ex-boyfriend told me that i couldn't do you know some shit like that and you're just like fuck right off okay well then i don't know but it's like many times then we don't talk for two days republicans are nazis and then he goes

okay well then you're a hamas sympathizer and he goes what he goes oh wait are you saying that we wish my beeper didn't go off that means means you want me. Did you just threaten to kill me? Yeah, basically. He goes, so you're saying that I should be dead. I should be blown up in a terrorist attack on me. That's what you want. And you're just like, where am I? It is funny, though, because you know CNN, that segment.

Yeah, really what they're thinking is like, got him. I can fucking. Yeah, he goes, I just turned the tables on him. You know what those guys are? They're soccer players. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're fucking all flopping. know what those guys are? They're soccer players. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're fucking all flopping.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're flopping. Like every politician, they go, they say the odd comment that's interpreted some different way, and they go, oh! Yeah, Mediasan's literally getting taken off on the stretcher. Like didn't get touched, and then he's getting taken off on the stretcher.

The Bieber joke is too much. Medias's getting taken off on the stretcher the beeper joke is too much many of us taking off on the stretcher it's literally what it is it is it is it's all dude this is all fucking just pretend and i'm telling you that segment kfag kfag that segment ended and they they gave that guy the boot or whatever in the middle of the segment. He didn't come back after the break. They were like, and they had to give some apology where they're like, we don't tolerate racism. We know the producers were like, jackpot. Good work, fellas. Go.

We need to find whoever. We need to find a new version of that guy. Yeah. He's obviously can't come back. He can't come back because we got to save some face. But we're like, that's ratings bonanza. Bring someone like that back on. I know.

Yeah. So the Trump rally in general, one thing that I thought of that I was thinking a little bit of, because you know me always thinking of energy. Yep. That's Chris Robinson's joke. He has a joke about his... Chris Robinson is one of the funniest comedians in the world. He has a joke about his, Chris Rommel is one of the funniest comedians in the world.

He has a joke where he says his grandmother found his 13-year-old cousin has a condom and he goes, Christopher, you know me like the Snoop. That's such a good line. Well, you know, so your cousin comes home and you know me like the Snoop. Anyways. You know me like to think about energy me like to think about the energy and energy so then i'm energy yeah and there's the amber is the color of my energy there's another one you have any energy songs nothing but i you know the elon musk thing it was kind of striking to me which one just him in general this whole elon musk thing

of him existing i've built it up way too much yeah but i was you know how uh you know there's that you know how a lot of the tech guys they have that thing where they go you know we're on we we only we only invest in companies that have a you know ratio of uh profit to this in this climate we have all these rules and that's, you know, our bare minimum. They go, except for Elon Musk. A lot of these hedge venture firms

have exceptions. Yeah, we'll write him blank checks essentially. Yeah, a lot of these, they're like, no, we should be so lucky if Elon Musk is going to give us a taste of whatever

he's about to do. You know what I mean? So, you know, that's how people think of him and they kind of say he's a smart, you know, that never bet against him, right? And I think that a little bit of the Elon Musk thing was, you know, that's how people think of him. And they, they kind of say he's a smart, you know, that never bet against him. Right.

And I think that a little bit of the Elon Musk thing was, you know, there's, it's kind of when I was watching all the Trump rallies, it was all like Trump and Elon Musk right now. And it was like, so Trump's the most talked about guy in the world. He's,

there's probably more energy around Donald Trump than there is around anyone else in history. I mean, maybe not in history, but maybe because it's more worldwide. Yeah. Probably even want to talk about, you know, ii yeah sure right so more energy around him than anyone in the world and elon musk successfully was like takes take half of that like elon musk was

successfully was like sidled in there sidled in there and kind of like really did successfully be like and now it's elon musk and trump and in a weird way you go he he actually did you know and a lot of people say attention's the new you know uh oil is that what they say yeah yeah okay i'm glad you could finish that because i didn't know what it was i didn't know the rest of the sentence i might have made that up too but but attention's the attention economy like attention's the new wealth you know yeah and it's like he successfully you know was able to rally the the most attention and he was able to like put it on him now yeah and i was like i think that might have been part of his plan where you like you kind of look at it and you go four years ago

there was all this and then you go now it's like every news story it's like trump and elon's there too yeah i mean i i again like he obviously is is doing i don't know if it's necessarily that was the grand plan i think i mean he's gonna get a lot of benefits if trump wins i can't believe that because you know his whole thing is he's gonna run this department of uh of governance or whatever like yeah or whatever like how do you have fucking time for that well i guess the idea is he's not the ceo of any of these companies anymore i don't't know. Yeah, maybe he's not the CEO. Yeah, he's probably not the CEO, but you're like, man, you're just going to run a whole Department of Government Efficiency or whatever?

Well, I think he thinks he's going to do what he did at Twitter, was I show up for three months, bring in all my boys, make all these things, put someone in charge of it, and leave. It's unbelievable, though, that he's a Starlink. I've thought that as well. And you're just going to run a whole government. And then on top of that, you're at a rally every night. Yeah, you're at a rally every night. He tweets at like three in the morning.

I'm like, well, this guy, like. It does feel like you're like, is there seven of you doing this? It feels like how he's able to just compartmentalize his brain into all these different areas because, you know, requires. I know. It's very impressive. Oh, it's insane. It is the amount of shit that he accomplishes. then actually think about real things too yeah it's it's crazy but i think the his profile being elevated is more of uh just like indirect benefit i don't think that

was his plan from the beginning you don't think that he's i think he really is like we need to get trump in office because it's better for me well my argument isn't that it's all self-serving, but my argument is that he had plans that he wanted to accomplish. I'm sure that there's some part of it is like, you know, all this space stuff. He's going to be, you know, once he's more influenced. But I'm saying that like, I think that my argument isn't that his goal was to put himself at the center. My goal, my argument is that he had goals and he's like if i make myself really the

center of the universe my goals will be easier yeah oh that's kind of like the argument i'm making i'm not making it that like it was like a megalomaniac thing i'm making it more that he was like if when i once i harness all this energy it'll make what i'm trying to accomplish easier i mean dude he's giving away a million dollars a day to people if they just register to vote was that end up being legal or not legal uh yeah it got thrown they tried to take him to court i believe in philly and it got instantly thrown out i don't think it's illegal it seems weird but it doesn't seem like it's it's anything illegal but uh i mean if he has all these business interests if trump is president trump for sure

is going to be like dude you helped me get over the line no question about that and you know you have direct line to this guy and i'm sure he'll help him out with all sorts of stuff for sure well the interview with rogan which is like again podcasting is the center of this whole thing it was interesting to me i'm sure you saw that kamala harris gave him the terms it's like she gave us the like famous guy doing the boys cast where we're like you know like we talked to eric weinstein and we're like maybe do the boys cast and he was like yeah like if i happen to be in la but like if you come to los angeles we could probably make it work on my schedule and it was like that's the dynamic we would have with him absolutely and we might take

that where we might say like yeah we'll travel to someone and we want to do an hour and a half and they go like if we were talking to someone and they go oh you know what we can get hulk hogan on the pod joey chestnut's gonna do it but's going to give you 45 minutes and you got to come to him. Right. But that is the question. In their mind, they were like, they don't see. She go, but you flew to Shannon Sharp, but you flew to Call Her Daddy. Yeah.

You flew to CNN. So you go, so you think that he's smaller than those? I mean, not only is he not smaller than those but i don't think he's ever done a podcast not in the studio doesn't well that's i don't think he's that's not the podcast yeah that's what i'm saying it's like it's not even like you can say like oh well you did go travel for this one person's like he's never done a podcast not in his own studio and she wants to have like the dynamic where like it's only an hour all the guys are like in the studio so you want to do an interview with me that's a

different thing altogether yeah and he's just like why and people are like he should do like all these people you know being like yeah absolutely what does he care yeah get out of it yeah you go it'll be a big deal for him it's like oh yeah like he get like you got trump you got trump like your thing's binary you're either the president or nothing his thing is you're like this will make him a tiny bit more popular he's already the most popular guy you go his thing i don't care but that's i mean but her thing's binary yeah yeah for sure right it's like his thing is a scale of how much this would help him and her thing is this could tip you over if it goes good and that's the so this is a one or a zero i mean i think the idea that so the only answer i guess is that you know this is them trying to

weasel out of it knowing that he won't do it, but it. Yeah. This is them giving him terms. They know he won't accept. Well, they're, yeah. They could say, oh, well, we were willing to do it under these terms. But I think that almost like she'd be better off if it did not engage in the first place. Cause I think that in my opinion of being like putting that out there feels like weakness

to me. Yeah. Yeah. It either feels like arrogance or weakness. One of the two. There's no way there. There's no way to interpret it another way than that. You know what I mean?

I mean, look, it's this thing is so close and maybe she just kind of ran the numbers and she was like, look, if she had Trump on, it had 35 million views. YouTube was suppressing it like legitimately. I don't know if it was due due to being mass reported or what but like i did go to look for it the other day and then you couldn't find it unless you went on his actual channel it showed up otherwise it didn't come up in search results which is crazy i saw it in the algorithm well i well i don't know when though i don't know but i saw it in the algorithm there was when people started reporting like it was maybe three days ago they they switched it

they fixed it or whatever but before that like when people started initially being like you can't find it i went to youtube on my computer i searched and it did not come up gotcha the only way i could find it was i had to go to his channel and then it was there yeah i obviously heard that and then i think they fixed it they fixed it and then some people like oh it was getting mass reported but you're like look even if it was getting mass reported you should have something where once a video hits 10 million views, you can't mass report it out of the algorithm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. You know, this isn't like some video with 100,000 views or something.

Like, there should be some level where this can't work on it anymore. Well, these things get as many views as the debates now. Yeah, probably. Yeah. And like 35 million. National security threat. I mean, probably. Like, because that's the thing.

You know, 35 million views on YouTube. the thing uh you know 35 million views on youtube like that's actually 35 million views that's like you know people go oh he got i know 35 million views on twitter you go that's like i'm 10 million 10 views yeah or whatever that's those are impressions and that's not an actual view that's that counts as a fraction of a second no this is like 10 million views in the watch times 50 minutes on average yeah yeah exactly so uh like yeah i don't it was a good interview everybody's trying to be like oh he's cognitively i had a couple people in my own life being like he's that like i guess they'd have the more of the news mind like you know cnn brain they were just like he really looked crazy there right like

he did himself in with that interview and i was like that's not what i saw that's not what i saw yeah it's just like what yeah but i guess people are gonna people just decide to think what they want to think but i'm like i don't know people are so intractable i'll tell you what was the funniest part to me is i said this but it's making me laugh so much i might have told you this too because it's like it's so funny to me might have told you this too, because it's like so funny to me. Three or four times he mentions people that he goes, oh, this guy can't be trusted. He's running a scam. Like he said it about pollsters.

He said about like five different things. He'd be like, buddy, they run a scam. They don't do much. And they're just stealing money. I'm like, which I respect. I would do that. He kept saying that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He goes, yeah, I would do it too. He said that like three times where he kept talking about like a guy that's like a scam artist and then clarifying that I don't, from his end, no, we shouldn't fall for it. But yeah, it's funny that he has that. I guess he talks about like countries like that too. He's like, these guys are, you know, running a total scam. And he's like, which is smart. He's very much like, games are games.

Yeah, it was a lot of the games, the game stuff. Yeah, he's just the problem is we're the ones getting scammed. Yeah, like a criminal. Like this guy comes in, people leave their doors open. He just steals their VCRs, which, hey, if you're a criminal, that's a pretty good low-risk scam right there. It's funny that he kept clarifying. Like, no hate to the game. I do like that he did the classic thing of someone talking about a topic.

Like when he kept talking about boxing and stuff, and he just was getting everything wrong. Oh, really? Constantly. He'd be like, yeah, George St. Pierre, he fought, came over with some boxer. And Rogan's like, no, no, no, he never fought that person. He goes, oh, yeah, but this.

You know what it reminded me of, though? Because to me, I thought that he got that a little wrong because, Oh yeah, but this, you know what it reminded me of though is, uh, cause to me, I thought that he got that a little wrong. Cause he's a flattery guy. Right. And it's like, you know,

that's like sales one-on-one. It's like sales guys always when they're flattery guys, they like, if they were talking to you and someone told them like, Oh, he's like a, he'll invest in stocks. They'd be like,

Oh yeah. Well, it's stock. You know that like, it's like, they always try to relate back to stocks. and you just kind of like, you know, like Joe Rogan, you'd think like he started, you know that. It's like they always try to relate back to stocks. And you just kind of like, like Joe Rogan, you'd think like,

he started commentating UFC when he was already like a famous comedian on sitcoms and stuff like that. So it was kind of like, it felt a little like he picked just the, it's like, there was a bit of, to me, when, you know, like how if a girl's really hot, like she wants to be called hot but like she also wants to be called like funny and interesting and smart you know what i mean

and it felt like the type of flattery where like you just kept telling a hot girl she was hot and it was yeah i'm sure i'm sure i don't know like he probably doesn't even think like that but like there was i it was more like the game i don't know if like i i feel like he's pretty unfazed one way or the other it wouldn't have worked he was probably gonna do what he's pretty unfazed one way or the other. It wouldn't have worked. He was probably going to do what he's going to do. But on the Trump side where you go, I'm trying to flatter someone, it felt like he didn't do that good of a job from that standpoint. That's true, yeah. It was kind of like if a guy came up to me and like, oh, you're like the music guy.

Oh, you're like this, probably drums. And you're like, yeah, that's one of the things. You're kind of like keep acting like that's my entire identity way that like, it's almost like an uncle would do. And it's almost annoying. Yeah. And I know Trump likes UFC obviously in boxing and stuff like he's talking about. People probably don't agree with me on that point, but that's what my senses were going off from a flattering perspective.

It felt like you don't know more about this guy. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. All the comedy stuff. And he goes, no, it's just really just all UFC and boxing. Yeah. Yeah.

That's true. But I mean, we'll see. We'll see in uh what are we five days out we're gonna see in five days well we're not that was a funny the last funny thing was he kept saying his age is not an issue he kept being like he brought up 40 times like you know and i know lots of people that are older than me they're sharp so when biden's bad and it's nothing to do with age lots of old guys that are really good well they're trying because with the garbage truck yesterday, he went to go grab the door and he missed the handle twice. And so everybody's like, see, look at him.

He can't even grab a garbage truck. Let me ask you a question. When Vivek did his garbage thing, was that corresponded or did he just... Corresponded, absolutely. Okay, I was just thinking like, did Vivek just have the same idea for the same bit and got their second?

That's a well-oiled machine. What is Vivek right now? He's kind of just in the mix, but what is his deal? What is he going to be if he wins? I imagine that he'll potentially have a cabinet position and then he'll be... Why does he want a cabinet position? Like, he was, like, this tech billionaire. Why does he want to go work in a cabinet?

Why does he want to go work in a cabinet? What is he, just working in fucking cabinetry? So now he's like a woodworker? My guess is he'll be the head of something, and then he'll run for president next summer. Oh, this is part of his longer plan. Although, I don't know how it works, because maybe J.D. Vance gets it.

Maybe J.D. Vance would be the next candidate, potentially. But it has to be, in my opinion, one of those two. Well, I had a kind of thought about Kamala Harris. And again, we're going to see... The Vicks playing the long game here. Okay, that answers my question. That answers my question. Yeah, and you could definitely see what happens.

But I think that from a vibe check, it feels like all these people come out for trump which you would never see before blah blah blah dude to see people like i mean anecdotally you do see people just walking around in maga hats just like going about their day in new york city you would never see which would have been unheard of even four years ago but it felt a little bit to me like um you know with um you know, with, you know, artists and musicians, they always try to, a lot of times they'll try to make a movie star happen. Probably the biggest one was after The Office, they tried really hard to make John Krasinski

happen. Like Jim from The Office, they tried everything in their power to be like, this guy's going to be the next movie star. Action star, yeah. And he ended up, you know, had a TV show and he he's successful but they didn't make him that yeah you know megan the stallion is one of those yes i always felt jarrod jarrod kai michael was a little like that where every press thing everything was this guy chappelle now you know what i mean yeah um and he's still a big star but not nearly like to what they were selling it as right no and you know there's so there's a lot of those guys i felt a little if she feels a little like that where it was like

she's not uh the the the it's not matching the hype that they're trying to sell where it's like a little bit john krasinski ish where they're like this is going to be you know you don't understand how great this is and it was like it's just not quite sticking with people no i mean again do you see that at all but she'm saying? Well, she should be like, again, you know, polls are unreliable, all this stuff, but. Sometimes the industry plants,

like you call them industry plants in the same sense. Sometimes the industry plants cook. Yeah, so yeah, sometimes they're right. Like we know some industry plants that, yeah,

it's more like they had the X Factor that like, they shove them down your throat and people ask for more. Yeah, like they would've got there. They go, yum! They would've got there anyways. And then sometimes you shove people down people's throats and they go, yeah, fine. Yeah, they would have got there. They go, yum! They would have got there anyways. And then sometimes you shove people down people's throats

and they go, yeah, fine. Yeah, it's fine. You don't hate it. I don't hate it. Every now and then they hate it. Yeah. You know, Iggy Azalea might be that. But sometimes they shove it down your throat

and everyone's like, no, thank you. No, thank you, yeah. And I think she's shoving down your throat and you're just like, yeah, it's fine. Everyone's telling you this restaurant's amazing. You have to go. And then you go and you're like, yeah, it's fine. I feel like that's more's telling you this restaurant's amazing. You have to go and then you go and you're like, yeah, it's fine.

I feel like that's more the vibe. But it's not. I mean, I think Pete Buttigieg would have been doing better than her personally at this point. I saw him on a Bill Maher interview and he seemed like

he was pretty good at debating. Oh, he's, dude, that guy's really good at debating. That guy could fucking, man, that guy can, like she sucks. I always mix him up with the other one though.

Beto O'Rourke. Oh yeah, Beto O'Rourkeke the other one of the guys that look like that cookie cutter white guys don't they kind of look the same you kind of look the same but um one of them's gay right uh yeah mayor pete i think that's honestly and don't quote me on this but i think one of uh what's the other's name beto beto o'rourke and pete's gay pete butajio pete butajio is gay yeah i think beto o'rourke. And Pete's gay? Pete Buttigieg is gay. Pete Buttigieg is gay. I think Beto O'Rourke is Pete Buttigieg's problem because people mix them up. Possibly.

I bet you they've had that conversation where they're like I think Pete Buttigieg would be doing a lot better. They could just fucking get Beto O'Rourke out of the equation if you know what I mean. I'm laughing because I'm sure some people are like, you fucking idiot. No, I honestly wouldn't be surprised if that conversation was had where they go,

you know what I mean? We have to get rid of this guy because he's fucking, everyone's confusing you two and they hate him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They hate him. But I mean, people hate him. I'm telling you, like I couldn't tell you which is which if you showed me them.

Yeah, I know. Peep is just a good speaker for sure. But I mean, dude, she's not that good of a candidate. Otherwise, if she was, She would be winning by a lot But I mean I don't know I don't trust any polls We're not making predictions here but I'll tell you there's both sides

Doing the thing where it's like They're starting to get mad at people That are not getting in line enough Like you're watching I'm watching that all over Being like You know like you're not going to endorse them Like you're watching, I'm watching that all over being like, uh, you know, like you're not going to endorse him. Like you fucking piece of shit.

Like it's the end of the world. Schwarzenegger. Arnie fucking just gave, he goes, I don't really know. Give endorsements. And he went for Commonwealth. He gives endorsements.

He said, I mean, he was like a, like a top tier anti-Trumper. Well, don't you remember all his videos where he goes, Donald, enough is enough. Like he was doing all that shit. I guess. Yeah. I forgot about that't you remember all his videos where he goes, Donald, enough is enough.

He was doing all that shit. I guess, yeah, I forgot about that. But anyways, he tweeted, he goes, I don't normally give endorsements, but he goes, Yes, he does. I endorse Kamala. Oh, what a load of shit. He's the ultimate.

He was like the anti-Trump guy. He thinks he is a tough guy. You know what I'm saying? How does Arnold go? No. He thinks he is a tough guy? how does Arnold go he thinks he's he thinks he is a

tough guy see Danny got me fucking Danny got my ego all fucking popped when he told me my fucking what's his face

was good playing 40 chess over here this man tells me he is a tough guy it is me Arnold Schwarzenegger that is a tough guy

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The guys jacking off. Dude, the Harris ads have been so fucking funny, dude. They did another one. They played this last night. The jerk-off ad was pretty solid. The jerk-off, yeah. And the C-word ad was pretty good, too. I think I might have the jerk-off.

Did you see the C-word ad? No. Where it's a Trump ad against Kamala. And it's like, Kamala Harris is the C word. It's like, don't, don't elect that C word. The C word is communist.

And then people are like, it's pretty, all the people on the left are like, it's pretty distasteful. Do you know how much money goes into these ads? Crazy, man. The amount of money that has gone into these like political ads.

Crazy. Dude, there was some TikToker who said that she was offered like 50 grand by Kamala Harris to... Make a video? To support, like basically just... You know what the crazy part is? You know where that money comes from? Some poor fucking sucker sitting on his couch getting a text that Kamala needs your help.

Yeah, Kamala. And then he fucking... You know, our patriots rise up. You need money. And then now you're eating cat food yep so they can you know hire another another 15th extra for their fucking bonanza yeah i could tell you i could never see in my life giving a politician a fucking donation a dime no pride out of my cold dead hands muchacho you can fucking penny for me you

ain't get a penny from me because i'm from the streets burlington but yeah dude they have lots of that's the thing is they have you know there's less than a week left they probably have so much money to burn that they have to spend oh that's true too oh yeah they can't they can't run a surplus dude she rented the sphere she she had a whole thing on the sphere. Like a whole thing in Vegas on the sphere. Vote for Kamala Harris. Oh, gosh. Oh, buddy.

That ain't going to be cheap. Well, you know that. And if you're in the game of doing stuff for political candidates, you are charging up the fucking auger. You know what is actually funny, though, is that there's a law. Shaking these fucking guys upside down there's a law in um in america where um networks like like news networks or whatever they can't decline ads so then like you see trump ads on uh cnn that's interesting for example but then there was one ad i can't remember what it was but it was some like transgender thing and then i think it was like a trump ad that aired i think on like msnbc or and then they put like a disclaimer

essentially saying like we're sorry that the we but we like by law have to air this ad before the ad because it was like something about like transgender or some shit but it was a trump ad and they had to like apologize in advance this is how we pay our bills i thought charlie kirk was mad at the one because basically it's a woman she goes in and she's wearing all trump gear and then basically they go there's one place the the woman still has her choice and then she votes for kamala and her husband goes did you vote and she goes voted for trump i'm paraphrasing what that is but she's basically like you don't have to tell your husband what you're doing. But I was loving the version of the, you know,

just the guy with fucking, you know, he's got like a Hillary tattoo. I'm with her. I'm with her. Pink pussy hat. And he comes in. Oh, honey. Got my vote, honey.

First female president. Make America great again. They should have done the opposite of that. It's such a funny cranking ad though it's crazy no it's been fucking so funny dude our culture is at such a wacky place because we could because charlie kirk was mad about that he's like you're telling a woman whose husband works very hard and they should be keeping a secret yeah that's what you said but i was like it just reminded me that the charlie kirk just reminded me that because i

guess that jubilee thing is the biggest in the world right now what's up so basically it's these videos and they get a trillion views and it'll be like oh yeah

one Nazi debate 95 woke lip darts I mean I've literally been tagged in it a million times because I look like the trans guy

like Ben Shapiro the guy who did this the guy who sat backwards alright what's boys i literally look like that guy was fucking hilarious but yeah it's and they're all getting like all these guys are like famous now right the jubilee guys there's so many views but it's always just like you know one feminist interview uh debates 95 rapists it's like a gangbang movie it's like a political gangbang one jew versus 95 terrorists they have all these things they have to like shake each other's hand after yeah but they're like hilarious yeah they're good it's a good content oh it is but it's like that's but that feels very like you know when when they say it was the end of rome the like uh

you know the gladiator stuff started to get wacky yeah it was like all right a guy versus 25 lions you know like it feels it has a little bit of that tinge to me running out of material yeah where where it feels like you know it's like the excess is leaded to this. People started debating on the internet and then they were just like, what about... It feels very like... Yeah, debate blood sport or something. Yeah, and they found a way

to turn it into a game show which makes it sort of feel like it's not real anymore either. Where it's like, okay, we'll let these little guys debate their ideas. Yeah, they literally have to run to the chair. Yeah, it's demeaning almost.

It's like whoever gets the chair first. You have to run to the chair and beep on the thing and then you get to debate so so thank you this is why abortion's bad you know what i mean yeah to ben shabiro as he just stands there he goes well that's on his one then they do it the other way around where they go you know woke libtard versus 95 mega patriots. This is a good concept. As a viewer, I'm saying you're right. It is good content, and I understand why it's working. But as a cultural analyst, it feels end of times. Yeah. It might be.

It might be. We might see some crazy shit coming up. I don't know. Kurt Metzger on one of his specials had a joke where he said that they made the swimsuit model the swimsuit model had to answer smart questions at the Miss America

and he said that would be like if Ruth Bader Ginsburg after they made her do her thing they were like alright good legal answers and now for the swimsuit portion and to me it felt a little like that where it was like you're like okay you're you're good at debating about abortion are you good at getting to that red button before the other guy how fast are you but can you get to that button in time you know and you have to like do through

an obstacle like it's what the next step after that is like two guys they hang from the thing while they have gladiator thing while they debate like fiscal policy you know yeah that trans person was january 6 you know was january 6 you know as bad as people say it is but the floor is also lava you know oh man i think january 6 this year next year is gonna be fucking lit it probably will be kind of lit, eh? Yeah. I mean, nobody's going to, I said it a million times, nobody's going to accept the results of the selection. You don't think so?

Unless it's an absolute blowout by Trump, there will be no accepting of these results. It's getting testy right now. I mean, dude, literally 50% of the country thinks the other 50% is retarded on both sides. Like, they think that the other half of the country is just like the stupidest people in the world. Yeah.

And it goes for both sides. They're like, yeah, those are the stupidest people. Those are the stupidest people. Like, it's crazy. And it's like right down the fucking middle. Like, it's not even like a 60-40. It's like right down the middle. It's crazy.

Well, they've said some... We have some funny articles about it. The presidential election Is ruining fall weddings Couples Who gets married on a Tuesday? What kind of fucking Psychopath gets married on that? On a Tuesday

Of the Like A Tuesday wedding is crazy The Tuesday wedding period's crazy You're right Crazy I didn't think of that Yeah

It's an invitation That is That is an invitation But a Tuesday wedding's insane To choose tuesday november 5th 2024 is mental i could have made that mistake i probably would have booked shows off chicks don't make that dude i've done that every time i always book a show on thanksgiving and i book a show on the election because it was just like yeah these dates don't register we're canadian so they're like, American Thanksgiving Day doesn't mean... Yeah, it got into my head.

I couldn't tell you when Canadian Thanksgiving is. I just know it's like around a month. I know Christmas and that's it. I just know, yeah, I know it's around a month. It's sometime in October. That's all I know.

Oh, you got me. Yeah. You got me fucking pegged. Don't get any ideas. I love getting pegged. Presidential elections, ruining fall weddings. Couples implement booze bans

to prevent political brawls fun wedding also it's like imagine that you go hey this isn't where's the open bar they go we don't have any booze

you go why you go because you can't be trusted and then everybody's like it's fucking Joe Biden are you fucking kidding me Joe Biden's America yeah yeah yeah exactly

and they go no no you can't say that you go well that's what it fucking feels like buddy you're cheap you have your wedding on the cheapest day of the year tuesday of the election which is probably not high in demand you're like oh we don't have any and then we and we don't have any booze and

that's because your guests can't be trusted because of politics yeah you think that'll just keep them from talking about politics they're gonna be like so why can't we have uh booze and stuff they go oh because of politics and go oh yeah oh yeah well if i was at that wedding i'll tell you what i'd be doing going up to a table that day and be like here trump just lost all right gotta go to the bathroom i'd be literally putting maga hats under everybody's chairs what's this yeah go reach under your everybody go reach under your chair we're getting a little surprise no booze at a wedding get the f out of here you better be real religious pal if you're if you better be out muslim You better be real religious, pal. You better be

devout-ass Muslim if you're not going to have booze at your wedding. No. I mean, a Tuesday wedding is... I saw that. You can F right off with this business. You can't stop people from talking about stuff. I know. It's two weeks after the election. You go, yeah, you don't want

people to talk about the biggest story in the world. A wedding expert has weighed in, she said, yeah, you don't want people to talk about the biggest story in the world. Well, even with all these things, a wedding expert has weighed in. She said, but some wedding experts warn that attempts to ban political conversation could be for naught. Yeah, because you can't have rules at weddings. You go, here are the things you're allowed to talk about. But it's just funny to me that they're just like, you know, some people are saying that these weddings might be ruined by politics. Let's ask a wedding expert. You wedding okay we're gonna get a bunch of wedding experts do you think people are talking about politics and they go we might the experts

have weighed in the experts say that people might still talk about it have you ever uh organized a wedding where certain topics were banned to speak about amongst people like there's just like you get sit down and there's like the menu or whatever and then there's rules you might say no don't mention how many dicks she took at the speech yeah sure that's fair but just like while you're waiting for shit to happen you're like hey uh there's certain topics that are just you're not allowed to talk about your mom told me at your wedding don't she goes stay away from the bowel problems it's like a just not the day for it's not the fart stuff today Come on It's not I'm sitting I'm practicing

Your mom comes in I'm practicing my speech I have my hand under my arm She goes Ryan What did I tell you I go Just not even one What about the whoopee cushions

She goes definitely not the whoopee cushions Dan what's that Take the whoopee cushions Yeah whoopee cushions used to rip man Yeah the whoopee cushions Remember how fun whoopee cushions were When you were like 10 That was a nice prank, man.

That was a good prank. Fart spray was an amazing prank. Dude, one time when I was a kid, I bought fart spray. Fart spray was so funny. Dude, when I went to somewhere like Cape Cod, and I had never seen fart spray, and it came in this little thing. Oh, I know the thing it came in. Yeah, and then I brought it back to my school or whatever, and I, you you know how it's a little like thing on the top the mister like the little like white

piece that goes on top yeah make a mist and it broke off or whatever and so i had to press it leak it out and i leaked the whole thing and i just like in my classroom and like literally we had to like evacuate because like it just smelled did you get booked yeah yeah what happened i don't know seven torah verses it was something along those lines probably but I don't know. Seven Torah verses? It was something along those lines, probably. But I don't remember exactly, but I made the whole room stink for like a day. Eh, shit. This is one article that probably leads you to believe that the news is panicking a little bit.

The Hill said, what if Joe Biden was the better candidate all along? Ooh, a little late for that one. Yes. First off, there's no ways you can't possibly believe. No, that's not true. And you know what's even crazier? They go, no matter who wins, we still have to ask, why would President, would President Biden have been a better candidate? Why whoever who?

She goes, no matter who wins, we have to ask this question. It goes, if she wins, you're not going to be asking that question. Well, that's the answer. No. Why whoever who wins, we'd have to ask that question i guess we could still ask it the answer is no what would be the reason for that there was there's also strains of high office the president refused to limit his overworked schedule despite valid criticism so they're saying like well he biden wasn't old he's just overworked and it was like well yeah being the president yeah you have

to work a lot so he's not doing dick all right now that guy's doing shit i'm very curious who's running anything because she's campaigning so she certainly does not have time he's not doing absolutely anything i don't even know what she was jb's chilling right now eh biden yeah i mean he's doing like zoom calls like he did that thing where he called everybody garbage or whatever and then he was just like on a Zoom call on his laptop. They don't even have a camera for him to set up, like a webcam, just so you have a better angle. He's got this angle doing Zoom calls.

It's crazy. The staff's already off his key. He doesn't have any staff. They're like, can I get an assistant in here? It's like we took his staff away. How does this thing work? Malarkey. Are you in here? Hello?

Where's the Skype? I don't know where this works. I'm tired. Yeah. Yeah, but he's like, dude, they're literally having him just do laptop Zoom calls. Well, if you're a little worried that Kamala might not win, the witches have a freezer spell figured out.

Would today be a good day for a freezer spell figured out would today be a good day for a freezer spell against trump and project 2025 today's the first day of the waning moon i was thinking of doing a freezer spell by writing trump and project 2025 2025 maybe also trump supporters and gop on a piece of paper sticking it in my yogurt drink bottle and then freezing it but the funny part is she's not she hasn't decided what she's going to write on it it takes 10 seconds well she's i love that you're agonizing over yeah yeah should i fill this bottle of water and put it in the freezer you're like just do it worst case scenario it doesn't work you're like what are you asking

people if you should do it i think she wants some feedback on the name because she was thinking about writing again just do both but both, but she's not sure whether she'd write Trump and Project 25 or Trump Project 2025 Trump supporters and GOP and then put that. I have an idea. Buy an entire fucking case of Poland Springs. Literally grab a Sharpie, one thing

for each case and just put the whole case in a freezer. She doesn't want to be hasty with her spells, Danny. I don't have that much room in my freezer, though. Freezer's kind of full right now. Did a lot of meal prep last week. Yeah, did a lot of. She goes, I don't have that much room in my freezer, though. Freezer's kind of full right now. Freezer's kind of full right now. Did a lot of meal prep last week. Yeah, I did a lot of meal prep. So I don't have a whole freezer.

I got a lot of my potions in there. Yeah, it's pretty full of potions. Potions don't really stay in the fridge that long, so we've got to throw them in the freezer. I read Bezos' endorsement, by the way, because they were all mad that Washington Post wouldn't endorse a candidate. And Bezos wrote an article about it basically being like hey we're a business

it was kind of a reasonable article I thought it was a pretty good article he goes no one trusts the media right now and he goes entourism don't even tip the scale they just lead to more people being distrusting of us and he kind of said he's like that's our biggest problem we're trying to solve it

and it reminded me of tech guys a lot of times why I lean towards their opinions because they're that's our biggest problem we're trying to solve it and it reminded me of like tech guys a lot of times why i lean towards their opinions is because they're like what's the problem we're trying to solve how we're trying to get there and they're like well you're trying to solve getting her elected and also uh our distrust it was like those two problems don't work together so we're gonna have to pick which one we're trying to solve and we're trying to solve like he goes we're not going to just allow media our our publication to go into obscurity and we're speaking to a smaller and media, our publication, to go into obscurity, and we're speaking to a smaller and smaller sliver of people. Yeah, I guess you're right that it was, as I'm saying it.

And you have the crazy audience capture, too, because when you get so deep in those trenches, the moment you get out of line and say something that's like, maybe you cover a story because you have some journalistic integrity, and they're like, well, why are you covering that story? And you're like, well, we do. We're the news. We're the news. And they're like well why are you covering that story you're like well we we do with the news and they're like no you're not you're activists you're the washington post activists it's funny too because they had 250 000 yeah dug their own grave a little bit but bezos is trying to turn the ship around it is funny though because all these people are like i'm resigning because of this and you're like okay well because i can't

be a propagandist in full form no no they're resigning because he wouldn't because he they can't yeah yeah yeah i guess because he wouldn't uh do it and then they're like okay well you don't have another job waiting for you oh yeah you think the media journalism you're like you're crazy you know what is one of those things where that's like a job that you probably like walk out you make a big stink and no one notices and then you have to come back and like do it again because you don't think enough people heard you sure you're like that's it i'm putting my foot down i'm leaving and then you leave and you're like there's not enough people here i'm gonna you have to kind of like wait for more people to trickle in yeah and you're just like if i'd like

an announcement to make in protest to this i will be leaving and you're like comes back with a megaphone hello yeah but it's like those people aren't getting hired anywhere there was a 250 000 people uh canceled their washington post which means more people are getting fired because they just lost a million dollars a month in revenue yeah it's kind of the opposite too because like you know there's a university degree where it's worth less and less and less and it's probably you know not the most valuable thing these days to have a university degree yeah um or at the very least it's probably worth less than it was one for one reason so oversaturated and there's other reasons you know um and then there's some people that are just like i don't want people that went to this program at this school because i know they're gonna fucking be

swimming with wacky ideas yeah the other side of that is like you're like oh i have this credentials like i was a writer for the was Washington post and a lot of media publications are like, yeah, that's actually a bad thing. Yeah. That was a bad thing. Yeah.

So that means you're bad at news. Also the best of the people who are really like really sticking it to Bezos. So they're also, uh, canceling their Amazon prime. Oh, right.

So then they're like, Oh, people love canceling stuff. I will. But it's funny if you cancel Amazon prime and you're like, yeah, Bezos didn't, uh,

endorse fucking like the Washingtonzos didn't endorse fucking like the Washington Post didn't endorse Kamala Harris. I'm not watching this movie now. Now I can't get batteries delivered to me tomorrow morning. Like, honey, we need some stuff on it. He's like, I got to go to the store now. We don't have Amazon Prime anymore. Why?

Because Bezos won't make his endorsement. Because the Washington Post wouldn't endorse Kamala. He goes, but aren't we voting for Kamala? He goes, we are. But they wouldn't endorse him. That's a long drive, though. He goes, I know. Talk to Zos. I know.

These are the sacrifices you've got to make. Sacrifices we've got to make for this country. For democracy. Yeah, but definitely a little bit that would be a funny sketch that just have the you know just just two guys who live together and they're they one's republican one's democrat so they've

canceled every service the lights are off the power power grid wouldn't the power grid wouldn't endorse they didn't have enough diversity of the power grid company nothing just live in the woods yeah it's just two guys eventually yeah they eventually go live in the woods together you know that that thing where the old mr show sketch where they get married yeah yeah it's like that the two guys and they have to go live in the woods together because or i guess they have to they have to get married because basically it's like you know i can't use this product you can't use this product so it's kind of like you know how the jewish people need people to come in and turn their electricity he's like hey can you you know i can't do the lawnmower and he's like you know i can't use this product you can't use this product so it's kind of like you know how the jewish people need people to come in and turn their electricity he's like hey can you you know i can't do the lawnmower and he's like you know i can't use

the washing machine yeah so they have to do they kind of like partner up and they're like the odd couple they kind of just kind of turn a blind eye to it because it's fucking public an asshole hey do you mind do you mind i can use that my pillow for a second right obviously i can't buy it but yeah i give it if my pillow happens to end up on my bed my neck is kind of actually no don't give it to me don't give me my pillow sleep on some newspapers we only have washington post no no i i do i am obviously uh things are so heated up politically right now it's the election and then probably i'm sure it'll heat back down and we'll be talking about this stuff a little less but i'll tell you what i think so you think not maybe sometime there'll be a lots of stuff going on for a month

or whatever but eventually it'll you know everyone's gonna yeah we'll go back more to normal i'm sure but um i mean listen we do a show where we deconstruct media stuff so i mean the truth is like at the end of the day um we do a show kind of talkingruct media stuff. So, I mean, the truth is, like, at the end of the day, we do a show kind of talking about the slop they feed you, right? And right now, the flavor of slop you're getting is fucking election. So, it's like we don't choose the flavor of slop we talk about.

The slop comes at us and we discuss the slop. Yeah. Do you think there'll be a second Women's March if Trump wins? Yes. Yeah, I do think. I think you're going to see a lot of different things. Yeah. That'll be fun. Tittyitty march time to dust off the old pussy hat going through the fucking attic you know honey where's my pussy hat and getting it out still fits time to save the world but i was saying that the reason i brought this up is i was saying that i i felt myself like i'm so like into the drama right now a little bit where i saw a

kid rock and m i saw an article it said kid rock and m&m online exchange goes viral and then i was like here we go and i'm just like oh and then it was like kid rock being like you know we have our political differences but you know i think m&m is one of the greatest of all time and that's what's great about this country he can like his his candidate, I can like mine. And then Eminem quote tweeted him saying, you know, appreciate you, Bob. You know, the one thing we can agree on is go Lions. And I'm like, the fuck is this?

You feed me this? And you expect me to be full? But I'm still starving. Wait, so is this just a sports thing? They're just bonding over their love of sports? Do not bring me this garbage. Do not bring me two people getting along yeah i know i felt like a medieval king that was right all right you know watching this i was watching the gladiator match and they shook hands and

hugged each other and i go yeah they're good game good game yeah and i'm just like sitting there and i'm like sending the lions yeah they did a jersey swap after the game wait i thought these were supposed to be mortal enemies why are they exchanging one another's garbs yeah and i know but i was i caught myself being like they've turned me into this yeah i've turned in like i should be happier that kid rock and and Eminem can put aside their differences and be friends. You know? If you think of it like that, you should be like, oh, that's cool. But instead, I'm sitting here

like, this is doing nothing for me. I'm barely hard. I can't come to this. Yeah, it's all over politics. This is what they did to me. They made me look for the juice. Politics is really gay right now i've really been thinking about it was my twitter and i go man i should just i wish twitter had a mode where you could just go to like i could just be on black

twitter like i could just snap my i feel like it's fun to talk about though it is fun to talk about but it's fun it's funner to talk about if uh it's funner to talk about how gay people are right i know this is true i just feel like i'm stuck in the middle of this vortex that i cannot get out of like on twitter just in general yeah mine's still lots of israel palestine stuff really i don't know any of that somehow i get a lot of streamer drama too yeah i get some streamer drama yeah i just man it would be such an awesome feature if you could just fucking i get a lot of like all the streamers are like shake your phone and have a new algorithm all the streamers are really good at having like 25 000 people start channels for them and then post all their clips non-stop yeah so the streamer is like whether you

like it or not you're seeing eden ross in your stream you know what i mean yeah yeah that's true yeah they're like pretty they're all like good at that they all have like 80 pages that post all their clips non-stop fuzzy cry and yeah yeah that's a perfect they're like pretty they're all like good at that they all have like 80 pages that post all their clips on stuff fuzzy cry yeah yeah that's a perfect example breakdown yeah exactly i don't even know this i don't i know he's big yeah i know he's big they're big like the way that you go uh like i don't like justin b like when someone before they'd be like do you like justin bieber you're like i don't even know his songs you're like you hear you know this one you're like yes i know that when you go you know this one you go yes i know this one you go yes you do so you do know it you do that's how i'm with these guys it'll be like i don't even i've

never watched that guy i've never followed him i don't even know where he came from and you go you ever seen this video like yeah you know he's in a fight with this guy you go i am aware of his yeah he fucked his girlfriend and then his ex-girlfriend they were dating for two years four years ago and then yeah yeah i think he's still gonna get her back and i know he just started her own channel, and that's going pretty well. That's me with the streamer drama. Yeah, she got a pretty good kick deal.

Yeah, yeah. She's thinking she might go to Twitch, but she's not sure yet. Yeah, State gave her a bunch of money, and so she's been gambling, and that's pretty good content. I don't follow that. not into that at all it's like literally i'm like i've never followed this guy on one thing i've never watched which i've never went to kick i don't think i follow aiden ross on anything and

i yeah i know all this stuff i know all this stuff yeah i know that ksi has a new song that everyone's making fun of like i shouldn't have to know this yeah but yeah it reminds me of that when you're just like oh i i don't know any backstreet backstreet boys like i know a fucking backstreet boys song you go you know everyone you know the words you know that words everyone remember that we used to make fun of jj that we used to say because we used to kind of make fun of dennis miller's comedy oh yeah well dennis miller just had this it was well jj had the joke where he goes new kids on the block they're not new and they're not kids and it reminded me of dennis miller he was almost like doing an impression of a comedian he would be like smoking a cigarette in a leather jacket

he goes the backstreet boys ah fucking piece of shit you know i just want to line them up dennis leary dennis leary yeah dennis not denn not Dennis. Dennis Miller was the one who was like, you use all these words you don't know. Dennis Leary, the I'm an asshole firefighter song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fake Bill Hicks. Sorry, yeah. Fuck, I'm glad you corrected me. Essence.

Okay, I was doing Bill Hicks, but it felt almost like doing Krusty the Clown when he becomes a comedian. Which is Bill Hicks. Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense, yeah. The whole thing is he stole Bill Hicks. Well, he puts a, or did Bill Hicks steal Krusty?

I don't know. Yeah, that's a good point. No, but he a... Or did Bill Hicks steal Krusty? I don't know. That's a good point. No, but he basically has the joke. And I remember watching a special. He has a leather jacket on. He's smoking a cigarette. He goes, these fucking Backstreet Boys.

A fucking joke. He goes, I just wish I'd line them up. Gone. And he was like, what is this? Everyone's like, ooh! But I thought that was so funny. That was his joke. He goes, I just want to line them up fucking one by one.

Just put them on a fucking pedestal, pull the gun out. I was like, you fucking, yeah, kill the factory boys. Maybe it was Ed and Shingo. No, it was New Kids. New Kids on the block. Well, that was literally fucking, Bill Hicks had a New Kids thing about killing them all, too. He had a gun thing, too? Yeah, Jay Leno or whatever, right? He goes on Jay Leno and goes, Joey, you like that? jay leto or whatever right where he goes he goes on jay leto goes joey

you like that you like doritos or whatever and then he comes and he's like kills him yeah we just thought that was such a funny comedy what is this yeah these people are fucking people think britney's series is good yeah i like to fucking have her work at mcfucking donald's take her money and be like gonzo now you're broke britney how you like that it was like a hypothetical scenario where like they give it to the fucking yeah he just sold it he just sold it so yeah he sold it so hard and he's smoking the cigarette but i always thought that was so funny and yeah early jj was like that oh yeah he had a bit the duck hunt yeah you know i'm playing duck on him i was always thinking like what is this yeah what is this i was actually you're like this guy's the biggest comedian in the world it is weird that you brought up dennis leary because literally out of nowhere yesterday popped in my head what happened to dennis leary

i'm not even trying to became a big guy. He had the firefighting TV show, but I was just like, we haven't heard of him in a while. I'm sure he's got some political endorsement that he'd like to make, but I literally just yesterday probably hadn't thought of Dennis Leary in five years. His style of comedy would suit not liking Donald Trump.

Yeah. Fucking take his orange thing. You know what I mean? Just fucking round the gun. One for good measure. Because if I was that assassin, I would have got the job. Yeah, exactly right.

Kids these days. Orange and blood. Can't even assassinate. Fucking orange blood rolling down the ground and I'm laughing. Lee Harvey Oswald, that's how they used to make them.

Real American stock. Yeah. Okay. The chat GBT thing, it goes both ways here. Chat GBT, this guy used chat GBT on his girl and he goes,

when I have a disagreement with my girl now, I entire my, I export my entire chat history with her into AI and ask it to analyze the conversation and paste the results yeah and then uh he has all the results it goes on uh rational and logical it said uh uh you're 95 she's 15 emotional regulation you're 90 she's 25 he takes the thing in scores and you start thinking that's pretty funny right because uh chat but then the problem is i found an article the other way because what you forget is that a

lot of these ai systems are programmed to support the women right right this other girl so this guy you what you have to do is you have to take the whole thing and export it that's but the girls have found their version of it where they go this guy's not happy because my He goes, my girlfriend uses chat GPT every time we have a disagreement. Am I the asshole for saying she needs to stop? And he goes, she puts the prompts in. Yeah. You know, chat GPT. All the stuff he said.

Yeah, and then she goes, chat GPT. But her version of it. Her version, yeah. Well, basically, she's saying like, hey, chat GPT. My boyfriend's being insane right now. Any comments? And chat GPT is like, when boy she's saying like, hey, chat GPT, my boyfriend's being insane right now. Any comments? And chat GPT is like, when boyfriends are being insane, that is actually an unsafe thing for you to be.

You should tell him to stop. And then she's like, see, chat GPT. And he's like, oh, he said this. And then they're like, well, you can respond with either this, this, or this to win that argument. And he's just like, okay, well, I'm up against a fucking computer here. I'm up against a computer. Yeah.

Well, what you could do is you can- My big, sorry. I was just going to say, have you ever seen that thing where someone's doing a job interview and then they have the- Hot in your eye? It's hot in your eye?

No. You're not hot? I'm fine, no. The fuck's wrong with me then? I don't know, man. Maybe you got that fucking Kamala virus. I only slept three hours, two nights in a row,

so maybe it's that. It might be that. But you can literally import, it can listen live so someone will be doing like um a job interview and they're asking him like how would you do this coding and it's it's listening as the person asks the question and then it spits out an answer so it's like you could do this like in real time you don't even need to go after the fact so if you're the guy you just have the listening on and oh and then you go who was right who was wrong in this

scenario you can do that spit that out just adjudicate it on the spot I don't think chicks will like that though I find they don't like it I'm generally a dub factory when it's like let's google it yeah yeah when I've been having those arguments yeah oh I've been saying the L factory wants to fucking play again

let's fire up the old L machine it is actually a machine in my house well it's always like things about like a fucking stats on the economy that i know yeah of course and you go this is not true and i'm like i'm it's like i'm like yes we can ask google what's one plus one but i know this it is it is good in that situation but it's not good in the other situation where it's like my boyfriend uh isn't is being annoying any thoughts it's more like a double l machine though but it's like a friend this is more like my even my sister says you're wrong and it's like well she heard your

side of the story right yeah yeah for sure this is i mean if this is what your relationship has devolved send your sister this tape i made she goes you made a tape and go actually nothing well yeah you want to send your sister something How about the recording that I took of the thing She goes you've been recording her arguments No I'm kidding I am kidding You drove me to this

Chat GPT is not going to like this No If that's where you're at You're probably Doing the chat GPT arguments thing. This is probably not going well. I could see myself in a... No, because you have normal couple arguments that aren't that crazy, though.

But I'm saying if you're doing like, let's write this on the emotion scale versus the logical scale. And you're like, she's like, I always lose this, though. And you go, correct. Yeah, that is correct. Correct. Women are more emotional. Less logical.

Yeah. So I thought it was a good thing, but then I forgot that they can hack it to make it fucking on their side. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. There's a COVID conscious dating app in 2024. Someone sent us.

They tagged us in that. Hey man, COVID's real. I'm serious. Which actually might be like a fucking, you know, pussy factory a little bit. Oh yeah. For sure. For sure. Because right now, you know, if there's a COVID conscious app you know that's 90 women right so good looking ones though you're

that is one thing that i did not think they're all busted because they have masks on in their profiles okay it's all masked profile photos everybody's profile photo is masked it's a life hack for them yeah it's a life hack for busted chicks but if you are on the covid conscious app it's got to be 90 chicks yeah i mean if you're kind of like a dude who's a little frugal that's a good one oh now you see you know yeah that's you want to go out you guys we have the covids are you fucked you know i i just made dinner and we'll just stay in and just got a bottle of wine from trader joe's and we'll just pop you know yeah watch a movie joe's the only safe spot yeah you know they they care about covid there and we'll just you know stay in and not really spend much money so that you're right

yeah i wonder if you never have to do anything do you think there is any covid conscious guys that are just like 100 actually uh money spending conscious guys spending conscious i i like you're just like you guys are still doing that and you're like are you you go 401k man yeah you're telling his wife like hey it's not that big a deal like right now you could probably go outside and he's like what the fuck she's staying in her house we never leave the house if she leaves the house she could get sick and die if we go to see billy joel at medicine square garden there's a lot of people there tickets are fucking eight hundred dollars that's true yes we would love to go on that vacation but they have not taken the proper protocols yes carnival cruise is a fucking floating death trap

we can't do that fuck why is there hair all over this? Did you shave your fucking beard here? Oh, yeah, I was shaving my pubes. If there is a... I forgot to turn them. Oh, my God, here I go. Ah, that's what I forgot. Are you sure this is your...

Pure. Your hair is way salty. here I go ah that's what I forgot are you sure this is yours pure pure yes if they take the proper protocols we will be more than happy to do it yeah okay backlash over photos of Somali men at the UN's talk about a fucking snoofest, by the way.

That's what this is. So they have a, the UN has like a women's conference and the Somali people, so it's, there's 197 delegates, so most countries have like three women that are on the like women delegates for the women's conference. For women's rights. But there's a few

conferences that they don't have any women in government, so it's the guys. Yeah, there's like Somali, Somali's like, yeah, we don't have women's rights, so we's a few conferences that they don't have any women in government so they get to the guys. Yeah, there's like Somalia. Somalia's like, yeah, we don't have women's rights so we're going to send some with the boys. It's just a bunch of boys

debating whether she'll be in the kitchen six hours a day or eight hours a day. Those dudes are fucking, you know, like before the event starts they're like, oh, there's a lot of

fucking snooze here. Oh, for sure. But it is one of those, right? But it also is... We're the guy ratio and they go, yeah, they don't like you though. They're not of yours but no for sure i'll crack them well they might be some of those types might be like oh uh minority you know what i mean yeah until they

hear them talk and they go until they hear their opinions they go oh i was thinking it could be the opposite though where a lot of these countries send people in where they go, you know, we're sending to the women's conference and then he comes back and then the women, the women are like, what'd they say? And they're like,

no, I'm just kidding. Anyways. Uh, they just said that, we're doing a great job with our policy. Exactly. Right.

Yeah. Yeah. Is there a transcript? He goes, uh, you're not allowed to read. Couldn't read. Yeah.

Yeah. You're legally not allowed to read. Yeah. Yeah. If we could change change that which they didn't recommend but now they actually didn't recommend they actually said we're fucking nailing it right now we're doing real good so uh but that's what i was thinking yeah it's like they somalia somalia sends their four guys and they come back and they're like all right you know uh so we're gonna make any proposals and then they all just burst out laughing and being like all right it's like a free vacation like if you're good like you know whoever's the whoever has like a good week in government they have like a pool and you get to go to have your vacation at the women's conference that's the plum gig go to the women's conference and don't take notes

but anyways they made a whole thing and then basically they're just like well yeah we're not sending girls so these guys are coming. So basically the, uh, the, what they decided on is they changed it from the ministry of women to human rights development. Or do you think it's that where a lot of the guys in government, if you fuck up, they're like, you have to be in the ministry of women. Like that's, that's like, you're like the equivalent of, you got to wear like the dunce cap for a week. Yeah.

Go enjoy hanging out with all these women who fucking hate you. You're, you're like the head of the ministry of you got to wear like the dunce cap for a week yeah you're good you go enjoy hanging out with all these women who fucking hate you yeah you're you're like the head of the ministry of women like you have to be in the ministry of women for a week and if you do good you like it's like being on garbage duty well it's essentially like yeah you don't like hanging out with your own wife go hang out with 200 wives that's like punishment for beating your wife as they force you to be in the ministry of women or something. And then they go, are you happy we took women out of the title? No, that's not what

we were hoping for. We were hoping we could maybe have one woman. They said it's a little bit tone deaf for the Somali government. I think the Somali government is really worried about tone deafness.

Yeah. Yeah, you're going to be real deaf after I fucking punch you in the ear if you fucking bring that up again as they're saying. Dude, I was watching the Taliban stuff

because we've been talking about that. Every new day, it's a new thing yeah what do they have to well basically it was the thing they said they're not allowed to speak in public and then now they're allowed to be in public and they're allowed to speak if they have the male chaperone with them or whatever and now they're like well if any girl is so basically there's like if you're anywhere outside if a girl becomes in like walking distance she has to stop talking oh so and they said that they don't want any other girls to give them temptation and basically the un in these places are all you know it's ridiculous right yeah and then so

i just want to say we stand against that we stand against that yeah i guess it goes without saying obviously we probably don't think that's good but um but in the thing people they're getting like you know a lot of backlash and they the taliban is basically coming out and like addressing it all and you know uh speaking to like american media being like i don't you guys don't understand like they need this yeah and they're saying like you we're actually preventing them from having temptation they're treating it like no this is us like the, like, the same as us, like, saying the guys can't do porn. Right.

Like, this is us for their own good kind of thing. Yeah, it's for their own good. There's all these other, because there's bad, you know, most women are good, but there's bad women that are around, like, spreading bad ideas into their head that are going to get them kicked out of heaven, essentially. Hey, man. Sounds fucking airtight. I don't see any holes in that strategy right there.

I know, right? Yeah, yeah. So it's pretty interesting. It must be nice and quiet. And then I'll say one more thing here before we move to the Patreon. But they had an article in the New York Times. And you know how Tim Walz has been doing all his kind of masculinity campaign, which is the positive masculinity.

He played Madden 25 against AOC on Twitch. I tweeted about this. Oh, yeah. They had 8.7 thousand views in three hours. Brutal. Not great. This guy is supposed to be a former football coach. They played two quarters.

The final score was zero to zero. The fuck? It's like, why even do this? They're like, hey, look at us. Just two real normal people playing Madden. But we don't play Madden, really. Neither of them could score. The final score was zero, zero.

I mean, you don't have to be probably that good to be able to beat AOC. You would think so. Also, I think AOC is pregnant. That's the rumor. That is the rumor going around. She's got that. Someone Tracy Morgander. Yeah, she's got that glow.

Her cuck boyfriend. What do you think? What's the prediction over under on AOC being pregnant? I think it's possible. Or maybe she's just fucking been eaten, stress eaten from this election. So some people think she's packed on a couple. That's where it's coming from she got the face you know and they said that she doesn't want to announce it because it's going to be bad for the all the abortion yeah everybody's like well

and uh so obviously you're getting an abortion right i'd like to keep this one excuse you lied to us you lied you loved abortions but i just thought it was funny that his whole campaign was kind of like you know these guys are toxic masculinity but i'm like actual masculinity which is you know like i'm hunting i'm for the boy you know i'm kind of like football i like hunting i like trucks but i and i also like tampons and you know i also like uh i'm man enough to support a woman it's kind of like that So now the New York Times is Which is one of those things And it's kind of the thing I said about the tech guys

Where it's like you can't do two things at once They're like we're going to support masculinity We're going to appeal to men and women at the same time And it's very hard to do So while they were trying to do their version Of appealing to men These girls are unhappy about it And this is New York Times

It's not a nothing know, nothing publication. They said somehow in 2024, we still are find ourselves unable to talk about men and boys without using masculinity as the basic frame reference. But which is funny at its core, just like the sentence of being like in 2024, we still need to mention men and masculinity when we're talking to men and trying to get them to vote for us.

What do you want to talk about? Yeah. But they're like, we shouldn't have to mention men when we're talking to men. It's like, can you mention women? You're talking to men and trying to get them to vote for us what do you want to talk about what yeah but they're like we shouldn't have to mention men when we're talking to men it's like can you mention women you're talking to women you obviously mention women talking to women what else would you talk about yeah but you're talking to men and these people out there talking about masculinity and stuff like what the fuck is this shit yeah it's future is female i guess the left is offering us a more upstanding and expansive positive masculinity and they go but it's like yeah because the other one wasn't working is why the first answer they're like why do they have to do anything to do with masculinity when they're speaking to men it was like because you lost them all yeah you lost them

all you told them they were bad for the last you told them they were bad so they were like well why don't we do like a football coach thing and i'm like a man but i'm like a good man and then they're like no not that no not that either and they're like why do you why do you have to mention that and you go listen we tried it your way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're really, we don't have a lot going on. I mean, the obvious answer to the New York Times person is they're like, yeah, they tried what you're saying.

Yep. It resulted in everyone not, it not worked. No, the men bad thing did not. Didn't stick. Some guys it stuck for. And they go, but the problem. The feminine ones. Well, that's what their thing.

And they go, well, why don't we just do like a people type of thing and you go are you gonna do that with women too you go no well no no we're gonna focus on femininity and they're all there won't even be femininity but we're gonna be men yeah yeah exactly positive masculinity still draws from all the old trappings and anxieties of traditional manliness the same belief that there is such a thing as a real man because that was the videos we watched where they're like a real man does this and they're saying there's such a thing as a real man where they're saying like there is no such thing as men and women period essentially like i debated ben shapiro sat backwards in that chair like a fucking real like a fucking bro tim wells is still required to consistently prove his masculine credentials it's like what know what they want is sort of like

they want it to be like i can't believe it's not masculinity. You know what I mean? It tastes like masculinity. It smells like masculinity, but it's not quite masculinity. No, it's not. A lot of estrogen in that masculinity. Yeah, with more estrogen. Can't believe it's not masculinity.

All the trappings of old masculinity without any of that pesky masculinity. No testosterone. Testosterone-free masculinity. Yeah, yeah. I don't think that's kind of what they're proposing. It is only by presenting as a man's man and a veteran. It is funny because a lot of people on the internet

are kind of watching Tim Waltz's stuff and being like, this is a guy pretending to be a man, and they're just like, whoa! Easy. Easy. Can we lay off that stuff like he's too mad like new york times articles basically saying like this is hey buddy calm down like this is too masculine for us this isn't one of your frat parties yeah they can't figure out how to throw this needle well the answer is you it's you can't you can't yeah you can't do both you just can't do

both of these things at the same time like the same reason why you can't appeal to uh like you can't appeal to like i'm gonna be the best candidate for black people and then i'm gonna be the best candidate for everyone at the same time and it was like well you but you once you're dividing groups yeah once you're yeah it's now a non-sum it's not picking them yeah obviously and they're like well i'm doing the best one for all the groups it's like so why why did you do that part where you mentioned the individual groups and you didn't mention the other individual groups yeah why what's the point of doing that you go i'm the best candidate for men and i'm the best candidate for women and you go so you are dividing them and you go no yes no yes uh no yes damn it after all a real man is secure enough to fight for tampons in the grade school bathroom so

they yeah they basically are just like dude they just picked these fucking weird ass issues where you know if they could have just avoided like a couple of these things they could have just ran away with it like the women playing men's sports and yeah a couple of their big issues like a couple of the trends well i guess you say remember the republicans lost all those like other elections and it was like if they could just stay away from i mean if the republicans lose it'll be because of abortion and if they lose it'll just because of this weird fucking trans stuff yeah but this well this and basically her like this article is they're essentially saying like so if i cry and blow dudes i'm not a real man and you're just like

yeah that's what people think yeah yeah that's what if i cry oh so if i cry all the time do ballet blow dudes you go i'm not considered a real man you go yeah that is what people think yeah that's what if i cry oh so if i cry all the time do ballet blow dudes you go that i'm not considered a real man you go yeah that is what people think yeah that's what and they go well they shouldn't they go okay all right yeah have fun yeah good luck good with that good luck yeah i think that's where we've probably gotten to in the last year when people say that stuff you go good luck with all that sure yeah we'll see may the best woman win yeah have fun yeah have fun with your yep that's incorrect yeah that's not that's not reality but have fun with it but i want reality to be that way that was the best thing that that's kind of what yeah that's where

we're dealing with bezo says this is a lot of people who just don't accept reality yeah he goes well you're gonna find out what reality is because it's pretty fixed yeah and they're like well but he they but they have this attitude right where he would be like well yeah we're not gonna lose money and he's like you have enough money and he was like is that how you think this works yeah he goes this is a pain like i look i need this i look at my one of my assets and we go it lost money and they go well we got enough money i mean you go is it up or down you go what does it matter we have money he goes do you think i got into this to make money you guys amazon how's amazon doing you go i don't i've i've already have enough money but like for them so is the stock price down you

go well we're probably gonna fire you then if you don't care about making money and you go when did this become about money yeah exactly i guess you're rich but i guess to some degree him owning a publication like this was like there's some part of it's not about money but you're like no yeah but not like you don't want a bleeding asset no yeah you don't want a bleeding more importantly you're just like this is becoming a pain in my ass to run like to deal with it's you know i gotta worry about all these uh people complaining because you know like i own the so everything i do yeah i'm always getting killed on this yeah motive and like all this stuff and you're like i own the so everything i do i'm always getting killed on this

yeah motive and like all this stuff and you're like i don't need this like this is why does he need this why does he have this i think he actually what did he want to be a propagandist at the time he thought it would help no i think he thought like he's like this is just like more close to how old school billionaires you're like twitter where it's like oh this is just like a necessary thing to exist and then i think he probably i don't know what degree he manages it and just like yeah this is going off the rails completely yeah well it is that because they're like can we have a push for a masculinity that accepts that men and women are not different yeah good luck with that the idea that boys must use masculinity as a constant

reference point of their own values restrictive and harmful to them and others. But to be honest, there is something to be said about all that, like, I'm a man just like you. It's like, yeah, a lot of people felt it kind of condescending, I guess, to some degree. You're just like, I'm a chicken wing eating man. Yeah, he goes, we don't ever. And I's a chicken wing eating man who likes football.

There's only thing I like more than football and chicken wings and that's voting for Kamala Harris on Saturday. You go, all right. The guys guys are never talking about how much of a man they are. Yeah, it's like people know when they're being sold something. Yeah, of course. The idea that boys, blah, blah, blah. They said it's harmful.

So now it's back to being harmful. You go, I mean, if you want to say a good way to appeal to guys, it's like they're not constantly talking about what's harmful So now it's back to being harmful You go that I mean if you want to say A good way to appeal to guys Is like They're not constantly talking About what's harmful Yeah Yeah just be like Hey

Can you just not be Yeah It's All humans Regardless of gender Have the capacity And the need For toughness

And fallibility Gentleness And emotionality Wild courage And tender nature So it's So they want to be They want

I guess they want Tim Walz to be like I'm a man Or I'm not Doesn't matter I'm a man or I'm not. Doesn't matter. I'm a man who likes football. Or I don't like football. It doesn't matter to me.

I like chicken wings. I don't even laugh. Or I don't like chicken wings. There's not even any difference. Sometimes I talk like this. Sometimes I talk like this. All of this over just wanting tampons. I have a dick.

Maybe I don't even have a dick i don't like it's just you're sort of like a genderless blob kind of and he's just like yeah you know i'm a man's man but i do want tampons in men's room and he goes that's not something men want not right i've never been in a men's room being like where are the fucking tampon bonds out again god damn it you know this is not men's issues patreon.com slash the boys cast uh check that out and uh come over there so we can reach our next bugman verse bugman episode peace because we're gonna shoot guns like real men like fucking real man really