The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Everyone Is Getting Fired Socialism Is Catnip For Chicks The Gold Digger Epidemic

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

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As spooky Halloween layoffs dominate the news cycle, Hooters' founders have closed a deal to expand their workforce as they vowed to return the restaurant to its roots, including the original menus, original outfits, and most importantly, the original women. Hooter's CEO, Neil Kiefer states, Hooters messed with the perfect formula, and I don't think it's a coincidence that everything started going downhill the week that our star server Barb retired. Niceest piece of ass I ever laid eyes on, and she's just as beautiful now as she was then. So I couldn't be happier. We're getting the gang back together. Hooters patron Brad Thompson disagrees with the plan, noting when he said he wanted Hooters to go back to the old business model He meant skimpy her outfits and no fat chicks not the actual girls from 1983 who are now clearly gross and says the fact that barb's diaper was sticking out of her shorts really killed his appetite Kieva responded to that by saying all I'm hearing is a guy that agrees with two-thirds of the things we're doing now if you'll excuse me Barb just shit her pants

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Oh very nice Actually it's so funny the idea of That just have costumes nonstop But then for the episode, just the real phone-in costumes. Danny's a gay man in a hat? Gay man and a crushed hat. My hat fell on the ground and it got stepped on. There is something very funny about just really phoning it in at a costume thing.

Just have like a baseball jersey and go, I'm a baseball player. Oh, that was my whole M.O. That's what you been doing forever? I had a couple bangers. Oh, yeah, you got to throw a Leafs jersey on. You're going fucking Wendell Clark, bud. Hockey player is the old. ultimate phone in where you're just wearing the jersey.

Oh, buddy. That's great. I'm a man wearing sunglasses, an actor. And you have a leather jacket on in sunglasses. You have an actor. You wear just like a polo shirt and khakis. You go, I'm a golfer. Danny is spooky man with that. You remember Adam Sandler? Of course.

I'm crazy. Race on hand on face, man. Give me some candy. Classic. There is something very classic about just showing up with the most phoned-in costume. sleeves off and say you're Larry the Cable Guy. Well, that's actually a good fucking idea. Just go to Larry

the cable guy. What's up? Get her done. I'm Danny. Get her done. Get her done. It is, you're right, though, because we dress up nonstop. I have a whole room full of costumes. When actual Halloween hits, hand to God, hand on the game,

it's in the best way, the bro, at the bro counts on the knee and the your buddy's like, dude, I did not smash that girl and you say put your hand on the game swear to strouse with strouse is my witness it's a crime if you don't hold in the game we bought it for the office guys welcome back there has been a lot of very spooky layoffs a lot of spooky that's not racial either that comment i know that some people think that's a slur ryan's talking about the end of d i practices it this is this is the

situation that you're living in right now. I think Amazon did, it was like Amazon had what was it 30,000 Microsoft came through. We're replacing everybody with fucking robots by the year 2030, their entire warehouse. This new robot came out yesterday that you can

apparently buy for 500 bucks a month or you can buy for 20 grand or lease it for $500 a month and it's just like this robot that just like does your dishes. Yeah, I've been talking about that on stage and it's like I was saying that girls don't want a robot boyfriend because it wouldn't know how to lie the perfect amount. Girls like, how do I look? It's like a little worse than yesterday.

You were 73. I don't know if they talk. It's not a robot boyfriend. It's a robot slave. It's called a joke, Daniel. How did I look? Well, no, I know you're saying it's not a robot boyfriend. That's not how it's being pitched.

But every guy in the comments is like, is there a pussy on it or not. Let's cut the shit here. I'm not paying 20K because my floors are dusty. Hey, robot, the robot shimes in. I've been listening to your story. Your co-worker sounds like the reasonable one. Huh. You said your kids are your world.

but then you're also a bad mother. What gives? Receiving conflicting signs from my maker. So Microsoft hit it up, UPS, Intel. Everybody. Listen. Layoffs abound. The thesis of this episode is that everyone's getting fired.

Women will become all prostitutes or gold diggers. You either have to go full trad wife and find yourself a man or option two, and this is the option that it seems like most of them are going in, is full on socialism. So, you know, socialism. Welcome over to my Dumer camp, Ryan. The water's warm. I'm not actually in Dumer Camp.

Socialism is catnip for women, though. That is a, there is nothing that is more a catnip for women than redistributing men that gets their fucking pussy so wet. It's insane. Yeah, but I don't think, like, if they have money, then they're like, oh, no, no, don't redistribute my stuff. Right, but that's... When it comes for them, it's...

Well, there's always someone with more money, but even then, I think that they... Uh, uh, yeah, yeah, you... You're right. The socialists. They just like the vibes. Like, do you see like socialists? They love the vibes of socialism. Like those shirts that are the, you've seen the hot girls for Zoron?

Oh yeah. I have an article. We have the whole article about it. But then there's the hot girls for Zoron. Of course. No hot girls, by the way. Your honor. Where are the actual hot girls?

Do you think that you're saying the socialists have hotter chicks? No. No, no, no. I'm saying the hot girls for Zoron. Like when you see them. Oh, you're saying the hot girls for Zoron. Woof. there obviously is

you know when you're cooking around New York you're seeing some okay talent there's something there's something yeah but there's no but there is you are right though because I would say like especially in the 20s most of the hot chicks I know

have sort of just tapped out of politics period yeah like they maybe are in spirit supporting that but in reality they're not they're concerned about getting into the restaurants that they like and getting into the right clubs they're a little less tapped in. The type of girl that's like real tapped into politics, you're right, it's not as much of a

smoke show unless they're outward facing influencers. Right. And their politics are helping them. The same way that most of the guys, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And then you see guys are sort of a prone to that too. So most of the guys that are like real socialist, like they're almost, you know, pealing to a female audience because it's cat named for them, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dude, I feel like I would be a pretty good socialist. Like if I wanted to just go full out, like come out and just my whole thing, revolutionary. Yeah, you just go billionaires are bad. But I feel like I could do the mumbo-jumbo pretty good. And I feel like I could be with a, you know, college girl and just tell her everything she wants to hear. And I've... That'll be tough for me.

So that being said, my more theory that I'm saying is it's not just that that's bad. It is sort of with the amount of layoffs that's happening, everyone losing. their job. Every plumber is going to have to be on only fans right now, spreading his ass. Show crack. Show crack. That is, because that is the world that you're living in. My theory is these tech guys, they almost need to be on better behavior right now because- I'm telling you, they're getting the guillotine. They're risking like French Revolution shit here. They're not doing, because right now- Except for that, they have like an army of robots defending

them. It's like literally try getting in my fucking house. All you have to do is, get past like 5,000 robots. That's true. Armed with guns in their heads. If you were right now working with, you know, Bezos Zuckerberg, these guys, you might want to say, hey guys, get together. If you right now, as, you know, everyone is nipping at you guys, you're, you know, socialism's on the heels.

The PR is not doing so great. Socialism on the heels. Today isn't the day to fire a lot of people. You go, I know you're just like, well, it's better for profits. you go, maybe not. You know what I mean? You go, it might just not be the time. You might want to bite that bullet because right now,

if all of the time, the minute you start firing everyone, you know, Bernie Sanders, his signals go off. Yeah. He's in his bed, he goes, you know, Socialist Avengers. Yeah. Yeah, I saw one kind of. They unite into one big Transformer style, Bernie Sanders. Stavs like the head.

Yeah, yeah. And they, so obviously you're, you're giving them the fodder. I mean, look, they have the social, like the Zoron has all the vibes. There's zero vibes elsewhere. He's just got all the vibes. He's got vibes on lockdown. Like, you look at Cuomo and Cuomo's just like, hey. He stinks.

Yeah, he stinks. And I mean, Chris Lee has a little bit of vibes, but just it's not enough. Listen, I've been saying personally that I'm more sympathetic. to Zaron's policies because he's more sympathetic to my hobby of pulling my dick out on the subway. Well, if you pull your dick out in front of Curtis Slee while, he's going to bite it off. If you pull your dick out in front of Cuomo,

he's going to join. Yeah. I mean, it is, I think, true, though, that, like, having both of them, they are kind of splitting up the vote, just kind of guaranteeing. Duh. Yeah. It seems like that.

So all the vibes, but the vibes are always kind of on that side a little bit, right? Yeah, this is Obama. This feels like Obama. Someone said all, uh, all charismatic leaders are always extremely revolutionary or extremely reactionary because it really does have spice same way we were kind of about saying that there's not much money to make a nuance

like you either need to be you need to have some version of here's who is screwing you and I'm about to stop it Zoron is really the new Rizgod he sort of is the Riz God that Indian get from They are pretty full of the lonely they are slippery I mean again though compared to what Cuomo is slippery. He's always like this.

He does a big smile. He's like, this. He's slipping sliding. Yeah. I feel like, honestly, I wish that I could sort of move to a place, have like a disguise and see how far I could go if I was going like full socialists. I think I could do it. I feel like in my bones I could play that character.

Yeah. Yeah, it could be done. I think you could do it. Yeah, like go... You know what I mean? Start a new life in a new city. Start running as a candidate for that. Oh, you're saying you want to be a political candidate.

I'd like to see how far I could take this thing. That would be... I feel like I could do it. You could do it. Because I know all this stuff. Yeah, your problem is I think your instinct would be to go, like your comedic instinct would be to go like take this way too far. Like kind of like Borat style.

That's what I think I could... Would blow up in your face. as a result. How would it blow up in my, oh, blow up on my face when I'm a socialist president? No. Just the socialist president of the United States of America. Explain that to me. Yeah, I think I could do it. So the tech guys need to be on their best behavior. And we've talked about some of their ideas that they're coming out with. It's not the time to be firing everyone and replace them with robots. Listen, move a little slow. Find jobs for these people, you know? I mean, I don't even think they're replacing these. These are not robot people. I think these,

The only like counterpoint I saw to these layoffs was they're like, they didn't really announce what their hiring was like three years ago when they were just hiring every fucking useless person for whatever position. So now they're just kind of getting rid of them. I'm sure that, you know, these people are, they have to. Look, they can all go work for ice. Literally, ice is hiring. That's part of their compensation package is they get an offer from ice.

Yeah, you go work for ice. is hiring has like an unlimited budget. I was an adult daycare you know I was in I was in I was doing a straight up adult daycare marketing job at Amazon middle like one job that you could just be sliced and no one even notice your God of course and then they offer you a yeah they offer you a compensation package that includes 40 hours a week at ice

yeah you know you're just hanging out in Home Depot parking lots just rounding up illegals it's he said you wanted a job yeah you want a job it's like look, it's one thing to be like, oh, I can't get a new job. You go, hey, this ICE is hiring. I know. But I think what actually happens is they're prostitutes now. Yeah. So I don't, do you agree with my theory that if you are a company right now and obviously

you have to, you know, listen to your shareholders and if you do things, it's not in the the service of profits or whatever, you almost can get sued or whatever, right? Yeah. But do you not think that someone, fiduciary responsibility? Do you not think someone could make a case? to the board where they go, listen, I think that we're doing a short-term profit thing here, but me, Zuckerberg, all the heads of these 10 companies got together, and they go, listen, I think that if we take a bit of a short-term hit by not firing as many people,

this is going to help us down the line when we're not in guillotine's. And we're not, yeah, no, I don't think so. I don't think they're like, you know, some of these companies are laying off. I don't know who was the most, like 40, $40,000 or something for Amazon. Like, that's still a kind of drop of the line. Yeah, but everyone's looking for headlines of like, see, we need, see, we need to get involved in this shit. I mean, I'm way more worried about so many.

Nationalize it. Nationalize Amazon. I mean, Trump might try and do that. But, no, I'm so much more worried about, like, them just being like, yeah, we're just replacing every fucking person with a robot. And then on top of that, they're having their normal bad ideas. They're firing all. I mean, dude, I saw some thing, some graph of, like, all these companies now are actually,

like, they're not hiring junior employees. So basically, like, people getting out of school. There's anyone with a suffix junior? It was just all, yeah, yeah, but it was like all AI, like, just has replaced all these, like, junior employees that would have had jobs. And then could have worked their way through the company and this and that. Now they're like

not even getting in. It's not a great situation there, but again, the argument is, which I'm still of the mind, see, this is where we disagree. Yes. You can't, I can see. I said last week, I said there was, there was a green shoot here. What was the Kamala Harris thing? The AI labeling. Kamala Harris says it's not about what

is it's about what could be or whatever. Okay. Do you know the quote I'm talking about? I don't know Kamala Harris quotes. Everyone needs to make fun of it. It was kind of like, you know, it's about imagining what could be and not what has been or whatever. Whatever.

Johnny, you got it? Okay. It's about what it do, not what it be. It's about imagining what it be. Spooky. Oh, burdened by, oh, unburdened by what has been. what can be. And can what?

Yeah, Danny is not unburdened. Right. So to me, I do think that there is a situation where this is temporary pain that doesn't last that long and it's actually more jobs and ever, you know,

it's an abundance situation. I have an abundance mindset, that's why. But it doesn't get there if during the short term pain everyone goes like, okay, yeah, kill them.

Oh, yeah, they have so much security, man. Luzukas. I don't actually mean kill them. I mean, you know, we're flipping this whole system around

because look at all this bad stuff that's happening. Yeah. I'll tell you, even cabs, for example, cabs have really shot themselves on the foot. Here's a perfect example. All the cabs do Uber right now, right? Yeah. Okay, so the reason you don't call Uber sometimes

is you go it's quicker to get a cab because you're like, okay, and sometimes it's cheaper to get a cab, right? Generally not anymore. It's difficult to get a cab. Well, sometimes it's rush pricing and the cab don't have them. However, you can't really get a cab

because they're all on their way to pick up an Uber. So you stand there, well, 40 cabs drive by you and you go, oh, you're all fake cabs. Yeah, you're all fake cabs. Which is, so you go, so now I just never, I used to probably half and half walk to get a cab or call an Uber. Now I just only call Uber because I know that I'm going to go and they're just taunting you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The cabs drive by with their middle finger out at you. I haven't, you don't see a sign on in ages. Yeah. So that'd be examples. That's, yeah, that's a good point. But then again, again, they're all going to be. replaced. There will be no cop drivers.

That is true. And I'm saying as Amazon and all the big companies that everyone's already pointing to and being like, these guys are problems, you know, Zuckerberg's going to get it. Billionaires are the problem. As that's happening, at the exact same time, they're doing moves that

are like terrible for PR that are very perfect really well to point to and be like telling you. Yeah, maybe we get a socialist president. It's a guy that's in trouble with his chick. And then at the time you go, it might not be like the perfect time for you to propose that six-week trip you want to do with your boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You think Bernie Sanders has a shot 2028? To Thailand. I go, you know, there's a time and a place. And I go, you're in the doghouse currently? It's not the time to talk about your six-week Thailand trip. Let them have a little more daycare, these people. Let these employees just do a little bit of daycare. It's not optics.

It's not the perfect time to mention those three back-to-back, bachelor parties in Vegas you're doing. You know what I mean? Yeah. So that's kind of my... Bill Gates, you know, these are the... Actually, I kind of thought,

remember what we were talking about him with the mosquitoes? Yeah. So Bill Gates, we've talked about this on the podcast. He's got this plan where he puts vaccines in mosquitoes, creates a mosquito factory,

unleashes them on Africans, and then they all get tons of mosquitoes, and the mosquitoes give them their nutrient vaccines, right? There would be other vaccines. I said that was the equivalent of Mark Zuckerberg coming out and saying like, oh, Zoran's policy is that? I have a new policy for new, or Bill Ackman goes, I have a policy for New York. Because the streets are dirty, we're going to put swifers on rats and then have a rat factory

and then unleash millions of rats in the subway and all the rats will be cleaning while they're bugging you. And then also, birth control is too expensive. So we're going to put spermicide on bedbugs and then release bedbugs into your house. And you go, these are the kind of ideas they're coming up with where I think it's not the time nor the place. You guys are really grasping at straws right now. Well, all your ideas are just people,

your things that are people going to bug people. Yeah. Yeah, they're not great. So you're all on only fans. No one has a job. I think they need to get into a dark room, Illuminati style, and say,

hey, can we all, you know, pause, pause on layoffs for a second. I mean, the problem is, is they wouldn't all just agree. Yeah, like, I don't know if they,

I don't know if they, I don't know if they did collude with getting Trump knocked off and everything, so they do chat. They have a group chat. They do have a group chat where they do stuff at the same time. Buddy, it's getting worse. I'll tell you the starters, and I have a few tech things to support my example.

But for starters, another she session is rearing its head. Women are leaving the workforce at an alarming rate. Now, when you say, let's say 100,000 women leave the workforce, right? What do you think they do with that time? Do you think they become capitalist or do you think they become Congress? I think they become Etsy witches. Where do you think those... Etsy witchcraft?

I mean, they're also... Yeah, they could also become witches. Yeah. There is an argument to be made that, you know, that women were joining the workforce in extreme numbers when it was... There was a lot of cushy jobs going around in those tech positions. Going gets a little harder. All of a sudden, yeah.

The rich boyfriend doesn't seem that bad. No. Not so bad. But you might be too old for that. You might age down to the rich boyfriend. You know, you think you age you're aging right into becoming an activist against Jeff Bezos. That's what my point is. Yeah.

I'm curious if there are people who are like used to work like some corporate job at one of these companies and then it gets fired and it's just like, I'm a full activist now. Like I hate this place. 45,000 women have left the workforce in the last little bit. Now, what do you think those 45,000 women are getting up to? Writing blogs? A lot of blog writing. you are collecting ops The broader point I'm making is you're collecting

ops. Yeah, a lot of Anger Yes, what was it? 40% of people are on welfare I think it was 40 million people are on some form of assistance 50% of people You know, whatever 20% of people work for the government Whatever percent of people, they're contractors for the government I think 84% of the countries

Reliant on the government in some sort Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's you're collecting ops. Yeah. You're on welfare. And by the way, I'm...

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So this is another thing that the tech guys are doing Yeah and that's this will conclude my Moving into the New York election What the tech guys have been up to and the things they need to stop So do you have any agreement with my theory that the tech guys need to cool it down a little bit? because they're giving their enemies fodder? I don't know because, again, you know, I'm a capitalist. And their only really, like, thing is, you know, make the share price go up.

That's the real. Will that make the share price go up if their company gets nationalized? Well, I guess if you think that's potential. I don't know who the pro, because Zoron can't be president. So who's the socialist president? I don't know how it happens. Who's nationalizing fucking meta. I'm being hyperbott.

I know, I know. No, I mean, I don't, obviously, I don't like it. I mean, Amazon got kicked out in New York. That's true. Well, they didn't, yeah, they didn't get the... Or do you think they see it as like, yeah, yeah, yeah, these slippery socialist politicians can talk shit all they want. At the end of the day, they're not doing shit.

I got Trump's fucking mouth on my dick. I'll get whatever I want. At the end of the day, we run shit around here. I mean, they just make decisions. I, like, that's always how I feel is that they're like, they don't fire people they think they need. Like, they're not doing this out of just, like, heavy hand in this. They're like, we hired all these fucking people who don't do jack shit.

I'm just saying, okay, you know when venture firms, what they do is they buy some company and then they strip it down, fire the janitor that's been there for a while, doesn't really do anything. They go, what do you do here? Everyone's fired. Then they kind of sell it for a profit. Their argument may be on their case is you go, well, a lot of those companies, like, it's either they were going under.

Yeah, they're more valuable as of the parts. Right. But you know, and I know, it's a sleazy business model. I personally wouldn't want to do it Where I go that's my business model I find a company It's got 20 employees I walk in fucking

Fire up You know Have a button I press The guy goes down the shoot And so you can understand why I would not want to do that either If there was a big spotlight on these business models Being like what did this guy do

Everyone in the town starts being like You know these guys are assholes You might not be saying this should be illegal But then you start doing that on a broad scale Where you go Every company there's this one guy That's kind of running in through just coming in stone cold, stuttering you out of a job.

I think at some point everyone's, you know, the people start to galvanize. Again, maybe, you know, the public perception of meta or Amazon lowers, but I mean, damn, Amazon is just so good. It's just who is like being like, I don't agree with their layoffs. I'm canceling Amazon time. I'm not saying that happens. I'm saying the government basically says, like, okay, corporate tax 90%. Oh, that's possible. Like, whatever candidate is.

It's never going to come from Trump. but that's possible. Yeah, but in future, whatever. Yeah. Short-term long term. You can. I don't think you can be like, we're not firing people now because of who might be,

this is the autistic tech attitude. Yeah. I just think it's just like, yeah, you know, like we don't know who's going to be the president in 20208. Like, it might be J.D. Vanson and we're fine for another eight years.

My opinion is you have the autistic tech attitude that's walking off the plank where people, you know, you go, what am I going to do? How can I know what happens in the future? And people are just, you know,

you're gaining enemies. You ever see the mob movie? I can't remember. Probably a lot of them, but the famous one. Someone's name. But essentially, it's that, you know, Benny from the Bronx. At the beginning, the kid comes up. He's in the booth.

And he's like, hey, I just want to meet you. I'm like the new up-and-comer, and you're like, fuck you, leave me alone, get out of here. And then the guy starts stewing. And then he's collecting enemies. And then what happens at the end? All these enemies he's collected, eventually come and kill him. Yeah, no, I think Amazon just goes,

hey we got an air fryer that's 25 bucks and everybody goes ah it's all forgiven $25 okay that's Amazon what about Facebook what about Mata what about Instagram Facebook is some new A lot of

what about Pallentier what about NVIDA nobody knows what Palantir does so they're fine I don't know what they do and I don't think they're firing anybody and Vidi's not firing anybody either just like UPS is firing people I don't know okay by the way

you're obviously what's gonna happen so somewhat of my take is comedic because I understand if I walked into the shareholder meeting for meta and I go, guys, I got a really idea. Just to be, too many people are starting to hate us. We should keep all these people anyway. Everyone will go, who is this guy?

Who is this guy? I go, right along is the name getting paid. I own one share of meta, so I'd like to make my voice heard. I get paid 300 grand a year for a consultant. You go, you're fired. I go, if you heard my consultancy, I think that would be a bad idea. I think you're making a huge mistake here. Yeah, yeah.

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Whiz. It's like Tinder for kids. Okay. Don't remember anybody asking for that. So Danny's starting to, hey, if you don't regulate yourself, someone's going to come regulate you for you.

Tinder for kids. All right. This is 100%, you know, back of a club. What about? 4 a.m. Tinder for kids.

As teens use the app to hook up, well, adult predators lurk. So essentially, they said they would do a sort of swiping app for, you know, kids that are like 12, 13, to make friends. You go, how could that go wrong? An app for kids to meet up with strangers.

Well, no, they have top of the line facial recognition technology, Ryan. So that, you know, this could never go sideways. It's just guaranteed. It's just, you know, The amount of arrests that have already come from this app is like crazy. What investor gave them the money when he showed up and he goes, Tinder for Kids? He goes, no, you're not understanding.

They meet up to play baseball. You go, I like where you're thinking. Here's three million in seed funds. That's the real creep. Like, the only thing is, like, maybe this is useful if you're, I don't know, like, homeschooled or something. You know, like, there's a lot of kids at school. I mean, I guess maybe you're like, I'm trying to meet kids at other schools. No, no.

You're correct that there is some use for it, but there's, things that have uses that just have so many possible ways that it can go wrong. Yeah, yeah. But I'm just trying to think of myself as a 13-year-old. Like, would I be like, yeah, you know, I don't have enough people around me. I need to expand my network and start swiping like in Burlington, just being like, swiping for dudes to be friends to it? I'm like 13.

I'm not really like fucking some pussy hound at this point. No, this is Danny being like, I like basketball. I should look for people to play basketball. fellow basketball players Danny swiping right on black guys not getting a single match They have that They have pickup basketball

You go show up and you meet like-minded basketball guys Yeah I guess their idea is That these kids are so isolated That whatever The idea is they They thought they can make money For pedophiles

Cut the shit Cut the shit This is an app for pedophiles They're like yeah kids Want to meet other kids As you go okay It's our sketch It's a guy

It's, you know, it's the Boy Scout leader. You go look at the investors. It's a priest to Boy Scout leader. Just a guy with the fucking mustache on. Gary Sundusky. Yeah, Jerry Sandusky. Jerry Sandusky. Who's innocent, by the way?

New York City teens told the post that Wiz was designed for ages 12 to 18. Similar to a dating app and then you swipe through profiles, but some underage and some underage users are relying on it to arrange hookups with strangers, including adults. There have been multiple arrests across the country of adult predators sexually assaulting teens they made up on an app. It's a menu for pedophiles.

Yeah. Yeah. For sure. And like, you know, you fuck with the facial recognition thing and I don't know, like, I don't know what they're thinking here. You just find, I don't know how these pedophiles, listen, these pedophiles have their ways. They have their ways, yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess there's, I remember what was like that?

There was some kid, or not kids, some man who like went back to high school. and he was like 27 and he was like pretending to be 16. What? Yeah, it was somewhere in the States. He like enrolled in a high school and then he ended up like dating girls. So like he got arrested and you know the whole thing. But he was like going to high school every day.

What do you look like? He didn't look. He honestly. What race? Uh, I think he was some kind of Hispanic maybe. That's what I was thinking because I'm picturing it to be a white guy. It would be difficult for how old did you say? I think he was in his late late.

late 20s and he said he was like, you know what I mean? Do you know any, I feel like white guy has a hard time passing 27 because I remember even when I was 16, there's some brown guys that look like they're 35. Oh yeah. Do you know what I mean? For sure, yeah. Right? There's some guys in my high school that were full beard

at fucking 12, but white you never really see there's like here and there but it's probably more I think they even did a study that white guys at puberty a little later and I think Asians as well. that there's differences in the age

that they hit puberty so I think that it would be hard like picture and most 27 year old white guys girls you could see I could see some girls that were 25 you go they might be able to pull it off for sure yeah yeah but anyways this is the kind of shit people do it's a menu for pedophiles

and this guy could have skipped the whole having to pretend to go back to school if this app existed so I'm making a obviously I'm making a flimsy case kind of comparing different things but my point is is I think that these guys have a flashlight on them you know like what are you guys doing

and I think that nothing I think nothing nothing we're just firing everyone firing everyone and making it easy

to be a pedophile just making an app for kids to meet other kids nothing going on here nothing going on here I still haven't got my approval for the T app by the way

really they said I was on the waiting list that's been what's that you did get your approval for the low T app though Yeah, shut up. It's been like two months.

I just realized it that I didn't get in because I guess there's no transgender is allowed. Exactly. I checked. That's a shame because that would have been fun to be in there. I know. Okay, so everyone's been getting fired. We're willing to, you know,

some of those people that just got fired from Amazon, we're always looking for clips people and on people that are good at cutting stuff and people, hey, if you want the boys cast with Ryan Long at gmail.com. Send a resume over. No, no resume. Just make one clip of anything. Just if you're good at editing, make one clip.

I'm not going to respond to everyone because whenever I do this, a lot of people send. But whether that be the street interviews or sketches or the podcast, the podcast is probably the best one to do. But just be like, hey, here's a clip I made. I'm good at making clips. And then if it works, I usually go, hey, how much I'll go make 10 more? And then if that works, we make more. It's hard to find good clip people. Hard to find good, yeah, good people that are, believe it or not, it's harder than you think.

It is harder than you think. Yeah, yeah. So on top of, and I'm always looking for more. So now talking about the specifics of the New York collection. Again, this guy's catnip for chicks. He's slick talking, man. He's the Riz God. He's got so much Riz.

My thing is I have a bit of like a low tolerance for people that are pretending they're helping, but they're actually making things worse. It's kind of like the fun uncle that's giving the heroin addict more heroin. and then he's kind of like, you guys are assholes. Like the nice thing to do is give him what he wants. And then, you know, there's a lot of these policies

that kind of make things worse, but there's like a moral component. So I think that's the thing that probably rubs me the most wrong the most is if you're with someone in your personal life and they are taking a moral high ground, like I'm the one actually helping, but then they actually make it worse.

Yes. If that makes sense? Yeah, of course. For sure. A lot of these policies always backfire whenever they do their wealth tax anywhere. It's like people just leave in, or whenever they actually...

I still, the New York is the one. one place where I go, I really don't think of this, some of it. Like, that's the one thing where we go, oh, they're all leaving. I actually don't think that some people will leave. Like, people left to Florida already. Okay, I'll give you the counter to that because I know that some people, I think it's, like, you'll always get some people leaving. I'm not saying no people are leaving. I'm saying, like, oh, are enough people leaving where it actually, like, I've heard a lot of people make this point where they say, no one's leaving New York. It's the greatest city. People that have families here don't want to go anywhere. And obviously, there's some of that true.

The counter example I will give you is for me personally. Yeah. Right now I pay a certain amount of money to live in New York, right? Okay. So that money starts going up and then if I was making way more money, that starts, all of a sudden you're just like, I move 20 minutes over and I save $80,000 a year. You save Hoboken. Hoboken, Connecticut.

So I agree with you that it is a lot for someone to be like, I'm uprooting my life and moving to Florida. It is not a lot for someone who lives in the Upper West Side to uproot their life. life and move 15 minutes that way. I know, I know. But there is, there is, as someone who lived in Hoboken for two months. Okay?

You tell people you're living in Hoboken, there's a little stink on you. There's not some stink about living in Greenwich, Connecticut. That's where all the hedge fund guys live. Their friends already live there. Greenwich, Connecticut, all of their,

yes, their buddies. You know what else is far? Bushwick. Yeah, that's true. That is true. Greenwich, Connecticut is legitimately probably 20 minutes further than Bush.

These guys take helicopters, the type of person that, you know, there's like a hundred people that pay like 90% of the tax base. Obviously, I'm exaggerating. But you lose four of those guys to Greenwich. So you are right that it's probably not that much. And, you know, not to mention the people that don't move in. But I would just say it is, there is an amount of money. And if that's, you know, 5% then it's the state tax. It's like, at some point, if there's people that make $2 million, you're like, yeah, I'm going to save $90,000 by moving 10 minutes over.

Yeah. You know what my concern really is, too, is that if Zoran somehow manages to bring down rents in any material way, either by increasing supply or whatever, you're like, it's just going to make it more attractive for people to live in New York City and then it'll just push it right back up. Like, people would be like, oh, I can finally afford to live in New York City. I'm moving to New York City. I mean, in what world is that, is his policy going to make it much easier to build? Not. I mean, come on. Yeah.

Let's, I mean. I get, there's not even those. It'll be a really good deal for people who get one of the rents stabilize. Yeah, yeah, likely it already is, I guess. If you get one of the fucking units, you're... You're living it. Hey, there is always, it's always interesting to me when you have, like, certain people in my life that, when it's convenient, they kind of understand magically how markets work, and then when

it's not convenient, they magically forget again. Do you know what I mean? Even just with robots, they'll be just like, you know, oh, the AI taking people's jobs is bad, and you go, okay, what about, expanding the workforce with, like, 100,000 illegal, 100 million illegal immigrants. You go, that would have no effect. You go, okay, so sometimes the principle of work, sometimes it doesn't.

But either way, my general thoughts are that inevitably, in the next 10 years, all of the politicians you're going to see are going to be pretty extreme populace, left, extreme populace, right, are robots. I mean, Steve Bannon called that. Steve Bannon literally like five years ago

was, I think it was like five years ago. The decade of the populist? Yeah, he goes, it's all populism coming up no matter what. Because remember they used to be such a dirty word. They were like, is that true? I don't really remember. They used to be, they were like, they would accuse Trump of being a populace and it would be like, Yeah, you're right.

Pejorative, they would be like, he's a populist. It's so bad. And now you're just like, yeah, we're all just everyone's a populace. And you go, why exactly is that's, I never got why it was so bad. You're like, yo, you're just doing kind of the will of the people for the most part. I think the key, the key component in the populism is, is the will of people, but it's more this other thing where you go, there's one group of shady people that are the problem.

And I'm going to fight them for you. I think that's a big part of it. Right. Yeah, yeah. Maybe it's very divisive. I don't know, but so is regular politics. But that's where it is. I mean, I think Zoran, I mean, obviously Zoran is,

his popularity has something to see with Trump being in office. I'm sure if Kamala Harris was in office, his message might not be as compelling, I think. It's a good question. But I think there's a bit of a fuck you to Trump by Electing Zoron. Yeah. But either way, it's sort of going that direction where you go, you know, that's every

once in a while, maybe not even every once in a while. More my point is with the internet, with the way that people, you know, get information, with the way that you have to gain following. Because there was a point where you sort of have to gain a following by like having some level of respectability, working your way through these channels, a lot of hobnobbing, a lot of sort of, the way that you work your way through a workplace in some ways is

debates, you know, debates, politics, connections, you know, fleecing donors, all this sort of stuff. Whereas now it is really saying the wildest shit. Yeah. Yeah. And it's not, it is boring. All the stuff that isn't that,

all of the fun stuff kind of falls under those two categories, right? Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I wonder if that's how much of it is just saying the wildest shit for Zoran, or if it's just like this place, you know, we know so many comics or whatever, you're like, yeah, I live in a

bedroom in a five bedroom apartment. I pay $1,200 a fucking month for my bedroom, and they're just like, this is anything, something's got to happen. And then you watch Cuomo and you go, it ain't going to be this bozo. No. And then I think people watch Sleepy while and they go,

fun guy, I don't know. I mean, he's got a little ritz. He's got a little. He has Riz too. He's got shot by John Gotti or John Gotti had tried to have him whacked. He's such a character. He just can't. I don't know.

I was just pulled up his odds. I literally can't believe he's 500 to 1 to win the mayor. I can't comprehend that, to be honest. You'd give him higher. 500 to 1? I think it would be better odds than 500 to 1. It might be zero. I mean, it is zero if it's 500 to 1, essentially.

but then like Cuomo's 12% chance. I don't know. I do kind of like that. I like Sliwa born in Cuomo. I hate Quo. I haven't heard one person other than that, maybe we'll talk about that article. We'll talk about it now.

Hot Girls for Cuomo launched by a Trump-loving podcaster. I think it's the girl who does like Emily. You never heard that show? I think it's called like Emily who saves America or something. I think that's her. Emily Austin, is that who it is? Who labels Zoran Mandami supporters as heroes.

So she has Hot Girls for Cuomo. By the way, lamest thing in the world to literally just be like, yeah, we're losing this election really bad. Let's copy exactly the same thing that the winner is doing. Just be like, let's copy them to a T. That's a lot of Republicans

stuff period. That is such a fucking loser strategy. If I've ever seen one, you go destined for losing. Straight copy. You know what? A lot of Republican policy is the equivalent of a guy and a girl and the girl keeps going out and the guy goes,

maybe I'll start partying every night. Yeah. You know what I mean? Sure. It's a lot of how you, how do you like it? How do you like it? Well, we're hot girls for Cuomo. How do you like that?

Yeah, it's kind of like your day is you named like a crazy chick and she's, she's doing like really messy or something. And you're just like, well, maybe I'll keep it messy. But then the Republicans can't really keep it up because they're just like, okay, after a week, they're just like, okay, I do have to actually clean my space, but I still don't. You can't out crazy them? Yeah, you can't out crazy them.

This is, I mean, this is the degree to which I don't know if, if she's like being paid by the Cuomo campaign or what, but I don't know who's getting paid by it. It's all a SIOP, dude. All of that, man, Sliwa, just take the 10 million, dude. What are you doing? He's a principal dude. He is a principal dude.

He might be making $10 million on his book deal after this. But that's the thing is, like, the fact that he, you would think would be, people would be like, like, that's amazing that this guy won't take the 10 million. The guy really should be the mayor. I know. Well, it is funny. He does these videos where he goes in the subway and just, like, helps crackheads.

Yeah. And it does feel like the kind of stuff that influencers do where you're just like, Jesus, dude. You know what I mean? He's like, it's a guy lying on the subway terminal, like needle hanging out of his arm. And then Slee was like, what's up, buddy? You know, we're just going to give him 10 bucks here. I'm the guy who stands up for him.

And the guy's like, ah. Yeah. I need more. Yeah. I need more crack. He's just like, give me more crack. Yeah, it does feel. And then I actually look at the.

comments and the comments are just like dude this is wild guy's covered in shit and fucking slywas braiding him out there being like you know for me i help him he's gonna stay in my kitchen tonight i'm and you go it is actually true i think he does spend spent his career helping these people but something about the filming it and i know you have to but because of a tree falls but something about it always just feels weird i know it's you need your mayoral content upstart media personality emily austin announced the imprompt to informal group to rival Hot Girls for Zohan, coalition for her debut podcast.

Tuesday as she urged attractive women around the Big Apple, back to the independent candidate, Andrew Cuomo. They already tried Cuomo sexuals. Quomosexuals, yeah. I mean, Quomosexuals was during COVID, and they can't bring that back. And especially with all his sexual harassment allegations, quomosexuals probably.

He doesn't even have a good rebuttal. Every time they're doing these debates, and I know we're talking about New York stuff a lot, but I do feel like it has been the biggest national story. Oh, for sure, political story in the country Yeah So the

It does feel like Every time they just drop There's like this guy has 20 Sexual harassment allegations He goes Oh I got thrown out And he just kind of moves on I'm Italian

He's he's so He doesn't have a good answer That was the thing He just be He goes Yeah because my political opponents Are trying to like You know

You do what Trump does You go Yeah because it's a political Hit job by you guys And they're all like Yeah he'd be Like they're literally lying horse. Yeah, he doesn't, he almost like doesn't get the apprais.

You go, okay, so if there was 15 women that were rallied together to lie about you, your energy was being like, well, it actually got thrown out. You go, aren't you mad? You used to be the governor. Now you have to, you're running for mayor. Yeah, you almost have to, even if you don't have emotions about it, you almost need to fake emotion where you go. Yeah, and that's the kind of corruption that you got people do, my opponents do against me. But instead he, you know, he, you know, he, you know, he,

You need to entertain it. You're like, that's what happens. The Matrix is coming to get me. Dude, that would be so funny. Cuomo starts talking about the Matrix. Holy shit. Like, he's just looking at his polling. He goes, we got to throw a hell Mary here.

We're going full red pill. The Matrix is coming after me. Or at least Tinder swindler. Like, say your enemies are coming to get you. Instead, he's just like, yeah, well, you know, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. in those 13 girls that, or whatever, 25 girls that accuse me. It actually did get thrown out.

It was on a technicality, but I was still. He doesn't have the worst rebuttal. The guy stinks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, he was by far the worse than the debates. I hate that guy. Yeah, not good. Man to man, Zoran's ten times better than him.

Yeah. I mean, that was the problem, too, is I think Zorin came out of nowhere. Maybe not as a, what did the damage they'll do, but as a guy. They just really were like, yeah, you know, Cuomo's good enough to win, because they're like the competition is Curtis Slewa and... But he wasn't he drop out? Give it to Slewa.

He keeps telling Slewa to drop out. You drop out. Well, that's the problem. They're literally like, you drop out. No, you drop out. Zoron just goes... It's chiching.

It's like, you hang up first. Yeah, you're kind of. He's like, I was the governor. I'm not fucking dropping out. Okay. Well, who do you think is actually as hotter girls? If we were to say it, if we were to put the actual

thing down, do you think that the Hot Girls for Cuomo is hotter? I think Hot Girls for Cuomo might be hotter because there's only probably 20 of them. Yeah, also they didn't buy the website so if you go to Hot Girls for Cuomo, it just is a link to Andrew Cuomo's

report of investigation into allegations of sexual harassment by Governor Andrew Cuomo. That's an oversight. It's a PDF. Yeah. That's what you get for not having a fucking original idea. As you do this dumb thing, you literally

forget to do this, and now when you go to Hot Girls for Cuomo.com, it's all the allegations against Andrew Cuomo. There's a lot of chicks simping for politicians right now. Yeah. So, if I was to say who's hotter, I would probably say

the Hot Girls for Cuomo are hotter than the Hot Girls for Mondami. However, I will say the same thing. But however, I don't think it's a fair fight because the Hot Girls for Cuomo probably only has 30 girls and they started out hot. Yes. Where is if you added,

you know, if you added 10,000 more girls, you'd probably start to add a lot more busted women. That's true. Yeah, yeah. Like you start kind of watering down the pool. You would start, you would start getting some like, you know, fat Upper West Side Jewish chick. You know what I mean? It's got big tits, but she's gross.

You would start having her. Yeah, I'm just going through the Google, Twitter looking at Hot Girls for Zoron and, oh, they got Emily Radikowsky. There you go. She's in every She's the go-to girl For every hot girls

For politicians movement Yeah There's not too many I'm sure there is a few of us He's like Zoran's like killing it on the merch He's just like The man's a bohemian He's just he's nailing all this shit

And everybody's just You know Reacting And you know They're just playing defense at this point So I mean There is

There is always a bit of a It's kind of one of the most universal questions, is your standard Hollywood liberal what? I just want to know this. Oh, is your standard liberal Hollywood hot chick? Yeah. Hotter than

your standard Fox News I go to the fancy restaurants bombshell? Uh, no. You'd say that one's hotter. Well, I feel like they're more done up those ones, but I guess it depends. The hottest chick, you know, it's almost

like those are ringers where they kind of of the hottest chicks probably You're like those Fembot style To the highest chick hottest chicks in New York Are non-political gold diggers Yes Yeah they just go where the puck is Yeah

Yeah The hot real hockey fans I think that yeah The real hot chicks go where the puck is Because all the girls that are sort of this They're almost front facing They're women that are trying to build their profile Yeah

The hottest women aren't worried about building their profile They're not worried about lifting a finger No no no yeah yeah They're just like I want to go hang out at some, the place to be seen. Yeah, they're just like, I don't know, I'm dating this guy. I don't know, I guess he supports this, who's running again? It's like his parents on that building right there.

Yeah. But there's a different look. If I'm being completely honest to myself and- I mean, this is like, look, I don't think, if you're a really like hot, scene-ster type girl, you don't give too shits about socialism. You probably hate socialism. Seenster chick? What do you mean my scene-ster chick?

Like, chicks are like always, like, you know, going out at the place to be. Oh, when you say, I'm pitcher in like a warp tour. Oh, no, no, no. I'm talking about like. So is Johnny, yeah. Oh, yeah, no, I mean like in the... Samana grew up isolated in Brooklyn or in Burlington.

No, I mean like, you know, you always go to the hot restaurant to be the hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That kind of like on the scene. On the scene. On the scene. On the scene. I agree. But those people don't give a shit about socialism or politics.

I don't know if they care about politics in general. This is like, look, this is just the cost of living so out of hand in the city. I've read the polls. people are number one issue here is just like cost of living is insane yeah it's ridiculous it is fucking and it is insane it is insane so I mean

we'll see if he does the question is will he do anything what are you brain dead but I mean yeah you know how this shit shakes down it'll be good for the few people that get one of the rent stabilized thing and rent will kind of go well I mean he does have to like you know work alongside the state so like he can make all these

fantastical promises but doesn't I mean, you can just do them. The free buses will be fun. The free buses, I am looking forward to. It's fucking do, do, do, do, do, do, do the free buses, it'll be like, it's showtime, everybody. You're just getting kicked in the head by some of youth. The point is where they go, if you don't charge anything for it, there's less fights.

And those fights are them fighting with the driver because the driver's like, here's the fair. And he goes, I'm not paying, and then they get in a fight, right? Yes, correct. But you go, well, they're, they. Then they're like, think about imagine being the, all the homeless people that would get on a bus and you're just like on your way to work. And you're just like nine guys that like live on the bus now. And you go, well, what happens when you try to kick them off? I go, any fight you could say, there's a million things.

You go, hey, there's a fight with this store clerk because he doesn't want you to steal. And you go, okay, well, stealing's legal. No more fights. You can, I mean, obviously you could say that about anything, right? There's a new problem. So you go, yeah, I'm getting in a fight with my wife. I'm getting in a fight with the cops because they're trying to restrain me while I'm beating your wife. you go, oh, well, you're allowed to be your wife, so then problem solved.

Right? You can kind of say that about anything, but you go, so what if people get on the bus and then they stay there for eight hours? And they go, so now you're coming home from work. Which they literally do on the subway. Right, so there's nine guys that just kind of like live on that train. You go, how do you get rid of those? You go, well, I guess we don't.

There's no fighting because they stay there. Yeah, I guess it'll be like, well, we have to get rid of seats on the bus. Yeah, no seats. No seats on the bus. Yeah, it's kind of like a compounding, like, almost like comical way to like solve problems. where you go there's all these people fighting with police you go no police you go well now they're yeah that was lawlessness and you go well there is no laws so it's actually not lawlessness yeah it's actually everyone everyone's a better thing's above board yeah yeah i don't i guess

if i had to put a prediction on it because when's the election it's in like the next tuesday is it i think so it's coming up it's very soon uh my guess is he won't do those stupid grocery stores those will just kind of never happen because they'll take too long to uh actually get implemented. The buses will be probably pretty quick. Yeah, that stuff will all be funny. That should be fun to see. There's, there is some argument they made. I mean, I've taken a bus like, I think once ever in New York City. Bus is not great. No, bus is not great. I was one of those things where you, I found myself in some weird, I was a streetcar guy. Weird, yeah, yeah, weird spot in town in New York City. I go, I had to take the bus somewhere. I didn't have to, but I just did.

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Have you seen, did you watch the movie one battle after another? I haven't seen it. And there's mixed reviews on my movie reviews. I know, because everybody's like trying to be like this is like say I'm an Intifa movie basically. Is that the, what people are saying about it? Well, yeah,

it's, it reminded me. So basically the controversy surrounding it is everyone kind of came out and said this is the masterpiece. It's, you know, best movie of all time. Yeah.

And then I think a lot of, favorite on Polymarkets that were in the best picture. Yeah. And then a lot of people, kind of we're making the point that, well, that's just because it's, you know, really like down the middle red meat politically. Uh-huh.

Which probably is somewhat true. I don't know. But I watch it with JJ and Eric on tour, and we did leave the movie kind of being like, that wasn't that good, right? Wasn't that good? No. And this is,

Eric actually said this, so I'm stealing his joke, but he said that, um, I thought it was a perfect way to describe it. He goes, it seems like a Brooklyn guy that, uh,

made a movie that was trying to get him black pussy. You know what I mean? Yeah. It seemed like a guy in Brooklyn that wanted like hipster black girls to fuck him and he made that movie so he could do the showing and he was like, all right, so who wants to suck it first? It felt very trying to get pussy movie. Okay. But it wasn't so much to me that it was political. Like I mean, that is kind of every movie, even like, you know, Avatar, every movie some to some degree, even Star Wars has some degree of like, there's the kind of the dark side that's in power and then there's kind of the revolutionaries that are going to take them down. It's the hero's journey.

The hero's journey kind of just naturally is that. But it did feel like he was doing all of the things at once where they were just like, they have basically their version of the ice raids and then there's kind of the black power element. And then they even have an ice component? They really got that in there? Yeah. I don't know if it was from before, but they basically have the ice component where they're

trying to round up all the people. And basically, I say they're not calling them ice. And that's a big problem. And then they were kind of like the black power people. And then on top of that you have the, you know, kind of female that. But it just felt like it wasn't even so much that any of this stuff was. It's just too much shit. It was too many of these things.

But yeah. And not and not because I felt like, oh, this progressive stuff was too much for me. It felt like you got to pick a lane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It almost felt shoehorning everything. Yeah, it just, it felt a little bit. like they were trying to say too many things at the same time from a technical component I kind of felt like

that where you're just like you're making, that's why to me it felt like I agree with that point where it felt like a guy trying to you know, impress like Brooklyn Snizz where it was just like that's the type of movie you like. It was just okay. Felt like a guy making a movie that he thinks you're going to like

as opposed to he actually made a movie. Yeah. That's not great. I'll probably watch it at some point. Well, that's the thing. I'll probably watch the handy cam on my illegal box Right. The guy's set up in the back of the fucking movie. But that's the thing with movies like this.

They have all the parts. So even with all that, they're still kind of sick. And it's Leo. Leonardo DiCaprio. Leo's in it. Yeah, the acting's good. All the shots are cool. Sean Penn plays a pretty good bad guy.

Okay. So it is all the parts of, it really is. It feels like when a guy made like a movie that wins an Academy Award in the lab. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well. So this.

great. So there's some pretty funny, um, uh, I told you, my dad is full resistance right now. I've never seen anyone hate Trump more. I don't think I've ever dated a woman that hates Trump as much as my dad right now.

Yeah, yeah. Really? Your dad's fucking calling on Cheeto and stuff. Worse. I think he, your dad's got a, what about his spot in fucking Florida?

Uh, I think he's not happy, but, oh, I had nothing like a fucking, you're just like some never Trump or Canadian. You're like, it's fucking.

minus 40 in Ajax and he goes No he's he's meeting He's arguing with people probably on the beach Yeah yeah yeah He's probably going on vacation Oh I had an Uber driver In Florida and then like

Getting in a fight with the locals I had an Uber driver in Dallas actually When I was going back from the airport And I don't know how it came up Because I wasn't talking to him But he was this dude he's like It's an old white guy And came up he was like I

He's like my full time job I'm actually like a caddy At all these golf courses or whatever But he's like I just drive Uber on the side kind of thing, but he was like a never-Trumper in Dallas. Okay. And he, oh, because I was wearing my blue jays. So he's probably just arguing people all day long.

Probably, but the thing is in Dallas, that's like a tough one, because you don't know where people stand. I was wearing my J's hat. So he was like, oh, like, you asked me about the game, and he goes, where are you from? And he goes, I'm so sorry about it. Like, he was very apologetic about all the can and stuff. He goes, I'm so sorry about all the stuff. I go, I don't

know, I don't know. I live in New York. Like, I don't whatever. And he's like, and then he just starts getting into it goes, you know, there's so many people around Dallas who actually like hate Trump, but they're too scared to say it. Oh, really? It's reverse New York. Yeah, where he's trying to be like, oh, there's actually a lot of people who don't like what he's doing, but, uh, you know, too scared to say it. And then he's just like, Trump needs to go to jail. Like all these people, that's the only thing that will work is like, you know, look at Brazil. And I was trying to tell him like, yeah, Brazil, like the current president was also in jail.

And that guy was going to, and I was trying to be like, you know, you don't want to get into the cycle where everybody's just jailing. So you actually started riffing with the guy. You're getting into it. Well, he kind of wasn't giving me... You put your phone down and you go, all right, we're doing this. Yeah. Hold on, let me just press record. Can you just check your levels, please? Save it for the ball.

Yeah, yeah, save it for the ball. Can you just get a mic check quickly? All right, we're here in the Uber with a fucking TDS Uber driver in Dallas, Texas. He was a hey-fucking hated truck. Dude, it was like a 30-minute drive to the airport. And, like, as he's fucking... He's steaming. As he's taking my bags out of the truck, he's like,

The guy's fucking orange, okay? All right, man. It is hilarious, the reason one. I have two weird Uber things. I had another Uber thing. Got picked up from the, I got picked up from the show, I think on Saturday night by this Uber driver, and it was raining. And he picks this weird, like, white kind of, like autistic dude.

He had a, like, an iPad set up in his car, and he was just watching, like, 80s, like, music videos. It was really weird. But so he's driving it. He goes, hey, just, you know, a little, little tip for you. for you, he goes, your Uber rating dropped kind of, your Uber ratings dropped a little low. He goes, people, you might not, to you. To me, he goes, you might not get picked up just so you know.

He goes, just so you know, he goes, I almost didn't pick you up. So show us some skin. He goes, he goes, I almost didn't pick you up because your Uber rating is so low. Why? And he goes, because, you know, we, you rate us. He goes, but we rate you. And sometimes, like, they'll, if your Uber rating's too low, well, like, and gas.

Well, basically they're like, they think you're a problem. So why are you a problem? Why is your rating low? So I go, I go, and I'm like, I haven't checked my Uber rating. So I go,

oh, man, I'm like, what happened? And my Uber rating must be so low. 4.77. And he goes, the cutoff is 4.8. He goes,

and he goes, you know, normally I don't pick up people below 4.8. I go, 4.77, you're like, this guy is going to fucking,

like, assault me or something? Oh, like, I was doing the, like, that's like a 96%. Yeah. It's like literally like 95 and a half percent Uber rating. I wonder who gave you.

I picture you in the back of the car being like, why is my Uber rating low? What do you think it could be? And I'm just like, I'm just like, can you put up the windows, please? Just lock them. I know exactly what I'm ready is. Why? From my wife. What is she?

Dude, she went, we had this conference. conversation. She goes back. She goes to check her Uber rating. 2.1 is 4.3. But it's so funny because he was trying to make this whole stink where he goes, yeah, they're not going to pick you up. I've never had one issue once of not getting picked up. What is her issues? What is she? Yeah. Her issues is she literally like just demanding things. No, she calls an Uber. She's like, you know, the Uber arrives. She takes forever to get into it. Then she gets into it. She goes, oh, I forgot something. Ah. constantly. Like, you know, the standard chick shit where it's like the Uber leaves out because of, you know, the Uber arrives out because of it. You know, the Uber arrives out.

because you've been waiting too long, like, can't get ready in time. So she does that to me, because I call an Uber for both of us. Yeah. And then we get in, and she's just like, oh, I got to go get something. And then I'm just like, I'm sorry, man. Yeah, well, so overall, I told you, my dad's a TDS guy. I guess there's some of those. But it is hilarious.

They Trump's literally with that fucking ad. Well, the Doug Ford thing was, that's what I was going to say. It is hilarious. It is funny. Like Doug Ford just, like, puts out, they put, out this ad during the World Series. Yeah. Basically, it's just like a clip of Ronald Reagan from the 80s, saying how like...

And they aired it in America. They aired, yeah, it was like during the... If you watched the World Series over the weekend, like it was airing during... It was like an ad for Ontario airing during the World Series. So it's like they... It was like a $75 million ad buy. Trump was like, it's AI, which it wasn't. And he's just like, because of this ad...

Because I guess there's a Supreme Court decision that's coming up ruling on whether these tariffs are even legal or not. and if they rule against Trump, then Trump's, the whole house of cards comes fucking collapses. Because like, first off, they have to refund. If the Supreme Court rules against Trump,

they have to refund all the tariffs that have been paid. Okay. Which is basically just like, if you're a retail, like a consumer, you just get fucked. Yeah. Because all those people,

like if you're someone who is like, I import stuff in the United States and I pay these tariffs, you get a refund. So you're like, it's just like a huge windfall for you because, if this ever gets passed on, then you just collect it.

Like, the consumer is not getting anything back. So it's just the consumer is just getting fucked. But, I mean, Trump's whole, like, economic policy is based on these tariffs. So who knows what happens if this just, like, gets from real. And then Dougie Ford. So, Dougie Ford would, like, put this thing. Apparently, they were trying to be like, oh, the prime minister didn't know, but then they're saying he did know about it.

And apparently BC, the premier of BC is now going to be running similar ads. And their thing is kind of, I guess the argument against it. metal in our Supreme Court. Right. They're kind of, they're seeing it as the equivalent of like, imagine Gigi Ping started running election ads about one of our votes. We'd be like, this is war or whatever. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

So then he's just like 10% tariff increase on all Canadian stuff. They increase the tariffs by 10%. So you angered him. Oh, he was mad. I mean, he's literally like, I think it's AI. It's not AI. China also posted the same thing on their Twitter account, but I guess, China's more important of a...

I don't even know if China is more important of a trade partner, but... It's so funny thing of, like, world... World, uh, you know, world power is kind of like retweeting snarky shit from other countries. I know, I know. But he's, but I mean, it worked for Doug Ford because Doug Ford was, in a crazy way, because Doug Ford was like,

yeah, you know, like, we've had a billion impressions on this. Like, everybody's talking about it in America, so... And, and because Trump threatened us to have to pull, he was like, you have to pull these ads. And then they let them run over the weekend. They're like, we'll stop airing those. a Monday so they probably got like you know half the money and the controversy gets more ad more well that's what I'm saying it's like the controversy got more than the outs could have ever done

on their own yeah of course so uh it kind of worked kind of worked except for the 10% tariffs which again i guess depends how you feel about tariffs because obviously some people are like okay so you ran an ad Canadians ran an ad so now Americans are paying 10% more on all Canadian goods like I guess that's that's the that's the one that Dougie yeah that's the one theory Obviously, I don't think they don't believe that. They don't believe that's how tariffs work where, yes, it is a tax on Americans, but there's also way more to it. Like, it makes it way less competitive to buy Canadian goods because obviously, if you really,

really thought that it was purely just a tax on Americans, you'd be like, all right, let's do 20 of these ads. Let's crush America. Yeah. Right? Like, if that's how easy it was, you go, yeah, yeah, we'll just crank these ads out until you tax everybody into a fucking oblivion and destroy your whole economy. If it actually worked that way, then you'd be like, okay, let's.

I'll do that, but it's not. Anyway, it's not happy. Not happy with old Dougie. No one's happy with them. No. Canadians are like a doggy though. Well, there's a lot of people unhappy and a lot of people happy with everyone right now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's polarizing, some might say. I was going to even do this Trump article, but I feel like we've talked about enough we'll move on. Because the second part of my theory is that because, you know, because of where things are at economically, all that sort of stuff, you're seeing a rise of women having to become gold diggers or only fans, chicks, and men have to become homeless.

Yeah. It's an unfortunate set of circumstance. You become a computer fluffer. But there's a lot of gold digger stuff recently. So this is probably my favorite article, it says, the internet is calling this type of men worse than gold diggers. the internet has identified a new genre of men. Meet the labor digger. A labor digger is someone, usually a straight man,

who digs for ambitious women, while gold diggers look for a partner who's wealthy and already established. The labor digger plays the long game instead. Men tend to have access to higher earning industries. They don't really explain why. They just take that as a given. But their wives at home give them the peace of mind

and household support they need to earn that promotion and be a star at work. So the idea is, that men find these women that have careers and convince them to quit their career and support them, right? And all they get in return is half his money. So the labor- All they get in return is unlimited leisure time and half his money. What a horrible.

So they're describing this phenomenon of men that have a career, they have a woman that's working, but she doesn't really make as much money. She decides to stay home while he funds it. And then if they get divorced, she takes half of them. everything. Yeah. Um, it's all part of his master plan. Yeah, yeah, this is a big master plan. And, but the examples are amazing. What men are taking from women is much more valuable than gold because it's their lifelong earning potential and overall happiness. Well, in most situations that earning potential is replaced with the man's earning potential by a court of law.

And there might be true for some women that, you know, is very ambitious. My whole goal is to accomplish something. And we saw that was Steph Curry's wife where she was like, the amount of things I would have accomplished had I not shacked up with this guy. She's like, I would have literally even the CEO of fucking Amazon. Yeah. And in most of these scenarios, you go, whatever you were trying to accomplish. Like, first of all, most people don't accomplish their dreams.

So, and people that end up in a scenario where now they're rich are obviously in a better position to accomplish whatever they did want to accomplish. Of course. She could start any business and just like sell tons of stuff just for being Steph Curry as well. Right. But what she's missing is her ability to slowly move up

middle management bureaucracy. Yeah. So this is some of the examples. Worth more than gold, you say. Worth more than gold. Worth more than gold. Even though you're doing it for gold. But I'm sure you can imagine a scenario where a girl, you know, leaves her career for some guy. The guy's not that successful and she sort of resents him and you go, yeah, that's life sister.

Yeah, you made a bad bet. You made a bad bet. Exactly, right? That happens. I'm sure you can imagine all versions of that where a man dates a woman and then, you know, they talk about it. They want to have a family. and then she decides she wants to pursue her traveling rodeo career. Yeah, or the guy goes, yeah, I'm like, I'm going to, I was like had designs on some investment

banking job where I work 90 hours a week. I'm eventually going to make like, you know, $10 million a year. And then she's like, well, we're going to have a family and I don't want to be married to die. I don't want you traveling. I don't want you traveling, blah, blah, blah. And he goes, yeah, I guess I'll just take like a old. I'll take the cushier job.

So all these versions happen. That's called relationships. And that's called compromise tradeoffs. Right. But what they've described is there's plenty of high profile examples of labor digging. Mackenzie Scott, the former wife of Jeff Bezos, quitting her job in 1994 to help her then husband start what would be Amazon. And so what do you figure McKenzie Scott's net worth would be had she not quit that job to support? Higher. Higher than $50 billion, you think? You think she'd have more than 50 Bs? Can you imagine?

Isn't she like the richest woman in the world? Yes. And you look at that and you go, What a dumb decision you made before. Bezos screwed her. Really fucked her over. This one's peak. Jeff Bezos's wife was labor digged.

You go, there's all these women out there that are gold digging where they try to marry a rich men for his money. Yeah, well, men are do something worse. Jeff Bezos got his wife to quit her job. She could have been... How did that work out for her? She's a richest woman alive. Yeah, she could have been the top insurance salesman in the Northwest, in the Pacific Northwest.

And instead, she has a professional career of giving away money because she has so much of it. She has so much, it's an absurd amount of money. She has so much money, her job is giving it away. Yeah. She has a full-time job of giving away his money. I really fucked her. So that's one of them. Yeah.

Michelle Obama, who resigned her leader. position at University of Chicago. If Michelle Obama hadn't decided to quit her position at University of Chicago, she could have had her podcast that started the old-fashioned way. Yeah, she might be the dean of the University of Chicago. As opposed to starting of, have as opposed to being gifted a section of Netflix. Yeah.

As opposed to Netflix being like, your wish is my command. I mean, everybody knows that the dean of Chicago doesn't have to pay for a single meal in that city, you know? Yeah, yeah. That's true. Right. So as opposed to Michelle Obama receiving hundreds of thousand dollars for her speeches. Yeah. She could have received hundreds of thousand dollars per year for 60 hours a week of labor.

In kind services. In kind services. She could have received free tickets to see the black hawks. The black hawks. Yeah. Even a box, maybe. and probably not she probably was going out to pay

yeah they would have been bleeds she could have received free bleeds every now and then and even then she probably couldn't accept them because then now you're the dean accepting gifts it's called a bribe so she could have worked her way up the Chicago system

she could have been potentially a tenured professor at the University of Chicago instead of former first lady instead of with zero TV experience being offered Netflix shows starting a podcast that probably was a crazy amount of money out of the gate.

Yeah. Receiving hundreds of thousand dollars to speak and then being able to find investors at the snap of a finger for any company or charity you want to start. Yeah. She could have been a tenured professor. You know that they get free housing? Yeah. They do get free housing.

They get free everything. Just looking at what Michelle Obama's most recent podcast up. Podcasts. She has a Keenan Thompson on. Well, imagine who she would have had if she was there. Four thousand views. It did come out five hours ago. But, I mean, in five hours, we get more than 4,000.

Yeah. Yeah. So can you imagine how many views she'd have on her podcast about sociology if she was a tenured professor at the University of Chicago, Daniel? Just to be clear, Michelle Obama's podcast does the same amount of views as our podcast on YouTube. With the biggest guests in the world. Yeah. Let's see Michelle how she does without a guest.

The ads she sells. Seek some of those views without a guest. Dude, her ads are probably like her... Billion dollars. Like for, yeah, yeah. Like for CP, whatever, like, like, cost. cost per thousand views. She's probably getting

like what's normal $25,000. She's probably getting like $50,000. Easily. Yeah, yeah, something like nuts. They drop her off a bag of money. Yeah.

So that's where she's doing. As Hooks explain, these men skirt responsibility. Jeff Bezos and Barack Obama we're talking about once again. By the way, skirting the responsibility. She has clips that she posts on her channel.

This is Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson, the NBA guys, who have their own podcast, the, was all the smoke or whatever, podcast, which does pretty well. They have two clips with her. One is 3,000 views, one has 3.6,000 views from two weeks ago.

Yeah. With Michelle Obama. This is what she's doing on YouTube. Well, that's because these men, Barack Obama, for example, skirted his responsibility and he feels entitled to the benefits of her domestic labor. The domestic labor, which now includes podcasting. Yes, and she doesn't, yeah,

just to be clear, she does no domestic labor. And the wealth and power accumulated with their jobs. So Jeff Bezos feels entitled to his woman's labor. And the only thing she feels entitled to is $85 billion. And Air Force One and full secret service. An island. Yes, secret service security detail.

This is something else, man. And you're allowed to just kill your chef and nobody asks questions. So the danger, uh, danger is glad the term labor digger is popping up so much lately. it's only to combat harmful narratives about gold digging women. So I think what he should have done if he wanted to play it by the book, she should have not quit her job, and then he should have offered her a job as a foreman in the factory.

It's be like, you can work your way up like anyone else. And also you don't have to do anything around the house because this just in, we have thousands of chefs. Yes. And I have a nanny. And everything. Yeah, I'm sure Michelle Obama. is getting real down and dirty with that mop and bucket.

I'm sure this is one of her greatest life regrets is putting her career on hold in 1994 or whatever the fuck it was. So Obama could be the president of the United States. She was labor-digged. She was labor-digged. Imagine being at home, Brock comes home. She probably brings it up still.

That's what I'm saying. She probably goes, I could have done, I could have gone. Plus, Curry's wife. So far. The things I did to support your career. She's like, if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't even be able to be able to,

put that ball in that fucking hoop. You wouldn't even it was I did that. She goes and watches his games. This is fucking kids some crazy like fadeaway three-pointer. She goes, that's me. That's me.

That's literally me doing that right now. That was me, uh, yeah, giving up my career, which I would have been the most famous male basketball player. I would have won four NBA titles or whatever it was. Yeah. So, McKenzie Bezos really got the raw deal there.

Terrible, terrible. So on the topic of gold diggers, and I have a few other things, but who do you think, in your opinion, is the biggest gold digger of all time? Ooh, the biggest. Most classic, you know, played the long game even. That's a hard one.

I don't know. Probably Anna Nicole Smith, but I think it didn't work out for her. Well, I thought she did get a, didn't she get a bunch of money for her? Okay, so she got the bag. I think she, that was the whole deal. is like she fucking married the skeleton and then he like put her in the will Yeah so I think so I mean here's the thing

There's so much especially in the city like New York City There's a lot of these you've never even heard of them A lot of low keys A lot of just like some chick 40 Like so can't believe it's not a prostitute Yeah yeah like some hot 45 year old who marries like some 75 year old Like just like real estate tycoon guy Gets all the money

Yeah you see her kicking around you never really see her husband Because he's you know he's busy He's watching his program Yeah and she just just gets like a fucking hundred million when he croaks yeah and she's like 55 now a lot of those lot of those for me birdman

comes to mind as my favorite one recently so birdman was with this singer who had like one hit i can't remember her name okay double check tony braxton you remember her yeah she was huge in the 90s she didn't have birdman money no she didn't have go go what happened to that boy although it's funny because birdman only had like one or two hits yeah it's not like birdman had any these like a

enormous songs. He had one or two. But then he became he's kind of like a shit night situation where he had a label. He signed to everyone. I think Little Wayne, all these people. So Birdman, I think even, you know, then Drake was on Little Wayne's label. It's all it's all a big pyramid scam that funnels back up to Birdman that funnels

back up to one Jewish guy. To the Jewish guy above Birdman. Mr. Birdman, Steve. Beakman. Mr. Beekman. Yeah. Mr. Birdman. I don't know. I didn't get there. Birdman and Birdman.

Who's the guy above Birdman? Marty Birdman. There's only one man in the hip-hop industry richer than Birdman. Birdman. So Birdman. Birdman. Birdman. And he's Loki, the richest guy.

And then he also has all these, you know, stories about him shaking down. He has the famous Charlemagne interview where, you know, he was very threatening to Charlemagne. Yeah. And he was with this girl for like 17 years dating. And then, but she never married her. Okay. And then they got married. And then after 17 years, they got married.

She finally got him to marry her. And then she divorced him like 20 years. days later and took him for the cleaners. So played this crazy long game, finally got married, and then divorced for the bag. So that was one of the biggest long games ever played. And she has money too, so it's not like she's poor. She was really big in the 90s. Right, but it's not, it's different level of wealth.

You know what I mean? Like she was a business owner wealth versus artist wealth. Yeah, exactly. Like she wasn't owning a label. No, she had royalties on a couple of big songs. probably didn't even own her own songs. She probably had some percentage of it. You're right, because she actually probably didn't even write those songs.

Yeah, exactly. She didn't write those songs. She was probably net worth a couple mill. Well, if you look her up, it says here she's sold 70 million records worldwide. I'm not saying that Tony Braggian didn't have money. That was back in the day where even, I mean, even if you got a buck a record. So I'm saying it's the funniest one. You didn't get a buck a record.

But I'm not saying it's the funniest one. You didn't even get a dollar? Sometimes, but depends on the situation. That's crazy. Pop stars, the deals are a little. different. If you're a band, you can make a better case. Yeah, but that is crazy. I mean, again, but like, you know, this isn't something I totally understand, but the idea you're like, like an album to buy a record in the 90s, 20, 25.

It's not that you don't get a buck a record. It's that the spending is so high that it eats away at your bucket record. There are people. They go, we spent 50 million. I'm saying on average, you don't actually get a bucket record. I'm not saying there's no one that had deals where you're getting a buck a record. I'm saying these Tony Braxton, style people have just these massive marketing campaigns and then they go the album costs $10 million

to make so you go you got to spend $10 million just to buck a record your album to buy up to get even Right so they just spent so much money on the you know so that's why it doesn't average is out to less a buck and a record because it's a buck a record but then they have these crazy nuts the expenses

I heard this you know little who's the guy who was little something and then he was a Trump guy he became a Trump guy he had a colorful hair oh I know you're talking about uh not low he's kind of yeah it's a little something peep or pump a little pump little pump yeah Gucci Gucci Vime no no he wasn't that it was something about Gucci man Gucci man goodgy man isn't that him I think so Gucci gang something about Gucci gang yeah Gucci gang yeah Gucci gang

Goodch gang, goodchig. Probably bad segment. Gochigin, goodchig, Gucci gang, Gucci. I heard him talking about how he did a tour. Dude, this is like classic rapper shit, but he did a tour that earned a million and a half dollars and he said he wanted to do it on private jets and then he finished the tour and he broke even on the tour.

He did like a crazy sold-out world tour and then came back and he had no money because he did the whole thing on private jets. can you imagine like I'm sure Samolyn was like hey just so you know if you do this you won't make anybody I know but that's I can't even imagine that type of mentality where I was doing something and it was

okay I'm gonna make $30,000 and then I'm kind of like okay we'll do this and the transportation will be $31,000 you go okay well let's not do it then I can't even imagine you know you can fly first class and I can't go to an airport that level of like what what just like don't give a shit

which I mean again people like these guys because they like don't give a shit about anything but yeah i guess that kind of spills over into your actual decision making well i think there's a part of it where they're just thinking this will never end right so they go well whatever fine i broke even on this one do you know how much more of them they're just going to be and i mean the next one will be bigger and then i don't know there's kind of a just this growth mindset yeah real hustler mindset yeah and then for nine and a 10 people their moment kind of ends and that's that but i don't know Birdman was a big one to me, and I'm gonna Cole Smith, I kind of thought about, I don't know if you can come up with anymore.

I don't know. I mean, they're out there. I'm trying to, it would have to be like a tech kind of person. Those are the real payoffs, but. Yeah, well, actually, did you see an article about that? It was female spies are waging sex warfare to steal Silicon Valley secrets. Yeah. And it's kind of a mix of, you know, the founder hounders, but then also these, I've seen, a lot of funny commentary on it because one guy was like, you know, girls in America are so mean that spies are getting play. Yeah. But it is a real

thing where some of these, you know, Russia and Chinese spies come in and they kind of... The crazy thing is like it's like... Fleece the nerds. It's like that what was it, the Americans that show where... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like that where they'll have like a kid, like, well, you're got married and they'll have kids with

you. But they're still reporting to GDP. Yeah, their whole thing is they're a loyal is still at the end of the day, like their real husband is like the country. And there is also a point where it's regardless of their loyalty, they are thinking these is going to be pretty high consequences if I don't. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, like they'll kill my family. Yeah.

So you may be at that point, you're like, I'm loyal to my husband and my kid, but also from a self-preservation, I still have to be a spy. Yeah. And you just do all your spying? I mean, spying's big money. Spying is real big money. but Chinese Russian operatives using sex warfare to seduce and spy on Silicon Valley professionals, industry insiders have told the times. So politicians get hit, but I think that Silicon Valley guys are the most susceptible, it seems like, because especially when you get some nerd that he gets hot chicks now.

He wouldn't notice any irregularities because he didn't grow up getting hot chicks. No. So in some degree, you might be, this girl's, this woman's behavior is weird, but they just think, hot girls are weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? All hot girls seem to be snooping through my computer later on that for some reason. Why? Is this a normal hot girl thing where they just download my computer all at once?

Yeah, exactly. It's crazy how good at computers hot girls are. I didn't realize that hot girls were so good at computers. That's a thing I never really quite understood. Yeah, why are hot girls wiretapping my meetings? They're so good at the government. Yeah. I don't know. There's no, they know their way around a computer.

Hot girls are really interested in AI lately. And my progress. Yeah, and defense. Hot girls are crazy defense-oriented, yeah. They just want to know everything. Very inquisitive, these hot girls. James Mulvon said he was one of men, one of many men, recent, many men, recently targeted by foreign seductors,

hoping to gain access to U.S. tech secrets. I'm getting an enormous number of sophisticated LinkedIn requests from the same type of attractive young Chinese woman. So there's lots of different versions, but they're using LinkedIn a little bit. That's how you're meeting chicks. These guys are fishing a barrel, some of these tech dudes, man. Oh, for sure, but you're like, you don't think,

I mean, I guess they're probably doing it in person too, but like, yeah, you think maybe the LinkedIn request would be somewhat of a runoff? You're like, man, I got so much fucking pussy coming in. They're coming into LinkedIn? You see my LinkedIn inboxes full of nudes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Generally, these people...

Do you think you go, I'm a billionaire? Yeah, no shit. Fucking women are trying to get at it. You can meet them outside of LinkedIn. Well, they're trying to go outside of LinkedIn, and then he describes business conferences on Chinese investment risks hosted last week. Two attractive Chinese women showed up.

They attempted to gain entry. We didn't let them in, he said, but they had all the information about the event and everything else. So this one, it's hard to say if that's, it does feel like now they're getting paranoid. Yeah. Well, yeah. It's like, the girls say, hey, what's up?

Nice try, spy. Yeah, you know. It's like the basketball hose just showing up to all their events. It really is. What are you up to? Look, you know what we're up to. We all know what's going on here. We all know what's going on.

Just kidding. Yeah, but there's a difference between I want, yeah, what am I up to? Uh, trying to get pregnant so it'll be, uh, the, so I can make $10 million. Yeah. But these people are up to, you know, that, would be such a mind fuck if you realize that the person you were with for 15 years was a spy. A spy. And just like

literally has no feelings towards you whatsoever. They're just like, and crazy long game. Like that would be the thing. It's like, there's one thing to be like, oh, I had a one night stand with some chick and then she fucking stole my laptop. You're like, my whole life's been a lie. Yeah, you're like my whole life is a lie. Everything. You know, like the

mother of my children is just a Russian or Chinese spy. You'd, I think you'd, I I don't even, I think you'd have to just like brush it off in a weird way, but I think a lot of people, that would fuck you up. Oh, for sure. That would, we go, who am I? Is everything real? Like, is it, yeah, all of the data. It's everything. Yeah, it's like all of our vacations and everything. And it's like, this was all a lie. You got to watch out for the honeypots. Honeypots are coming in hot. Yeah. That's why they just need,

they need to, like, you know how like they have like training for like when you get to the NBA. they have like financial training. Yeah. These is for tech dudes, get them a bunch of horrors, just kind of get it out of their system. Just where you go, this isn't a big deal,

don't worry. Yeah, just like all the horrors you can have. Yeah, how basketball players have to have like a finance guide. Yeah. Tech guys have to have a getting pussy guide.

They need to hire mystery. Yeah. Because this is, come on. It's actually not, yeah, because you go, all these athletes,

they were all running through their money because they're all bad with money. The tech guys that are billionaires now, a lot of these guys, they almost need a pussy consultant to tell them, no, this girl's up to something. Yeah, this girl's up to something. Yeah, yeah, she doesn't love you for your personality.

Well, I'll tell you the good news before we move on to the Patreon and we can go through more of these, but there's a subreddit that someone sent. It is probably my favorite subred I've seen in a while, real-life wedding crashers, and essentially it's called Act Like You Belong, and it's people that, how to sneak into events,

how to do, I'll just read you one of them, because it's honestly, they're actually, as a guy who likes this kind of stuff, there's some bangers. Oh, yeah. I mean, there was a,

some guy showed, uh, for game three of the world series, because like, tickets are so expensive in Toronto. And they did this, uh, I think for game three,

they, in Toronto, they did this, like they brought in this choir. I think it was like, ferell was there or something. And then this dude, pretend he was part of the choir.

Yeah, he's just snuck in. Brilliant. He's filming the whole thing. And he's just like, dancing on the field with these people. And then he's just like, yeah,

snuck into the World Series. My hat goes off to you. That is incredible. Yeah. Solid move. This is, you know, the older you get, the more because if you're, if you're younger, this is how you should be. Yeah, younger for sure.

If you're older, you know, this is a bit odd. How I'm successfully able to go to a new gym that I'm not a member at 90% of the time. And they're just, this one's just. This is so stupid. This is. I disagree. I thought it was great. This is such a whole crazy thing.

Well, this works. I loved it. If you're on the road, if you're on the road, road. Yes. Like, and you go, I just want to use a gym one time

and not pay the $15. Sometimes it's $40. Or whatever, but like, to be like, this is the gym I go to and I have to go through this every time.

No, no, no. These are all one time, pop. Yeah, one time. Okay. It was,

this is, you know, everyone knows you walk into a, you know, a place, clipboard, movie, you know, I used to have all my scams

for movie theaters. You buy one ticket with nine people. They go up the escalator, send the ticket down the escalator. You act like you just go in. sometimes the girls you're on dates with don't love having to send the ticket down

especially first dates so this is what we're going to do she was we're doing all this to save $20? You go yeah socialism they say sir this is a senior's ticket you go oh yeah see see oh I definitely did that when I was a kid

but when I was like a teenager and you were too old for a kid's ticket and then you're like oh try and then they're like you're not a senior well this is you said it's bad or rate at our movie so you couldn't buy like a kid ticket because there's... Yeah, yeah.

I thought this was brilliant. Okay, this one really works. I've done it lots of times. If you travel a lot, you want to use a gym without paying for the guest pass. When you enter the gym, make sure you put your gym gear on while you arrive, sprint up to the check-in desk, panicked and say, did someone turn in a wallet? While they searched their drawers in a panic, say, okay, I'm going to go check the locker room, then sprint in the gym.

They'll assume that you've already checked, and they'll assume you've already checked in. and once you're in the gym, they're usually too busy to chase you down, or they just assume that they already saw you earlier, someone else saw you earlier. You found your wallet, now you're working out. Now you're working out. I love it. Yeah. It's a good little trick, I suppose.

It's incredible. You go and you go, hey, did you guys find a wallet? They go, uh, no, you wait there for a second and they go, uh, okay, fuck, I'm going to go check the, uh, check in the dressing room. That's really good. That's good, I guess. It's a good little frugal. The frugal man.

Can you think of any better scams out of the gate than these? There's some bangers in here. Jim scams? No. Not Jim scams, just in general scams. No, I would like to figure out a way that you can use a lounge, uh,

airport lounge when you arrive. That's a lot of technology going in those airports. I know, I know, that's a tough one. You gotta get a fake boarding pass basically. Yeah, but there's systems not gonna,

you know, you can't, now you're, you're gonna fake boarding pass and get on a fake, get on a plane for free too. Yeah. That's true. Yeah.

So that's not maybe, you know what? Probably people have done that where you buy a refundable ticket. You just like, land buy a refundable ticket, go use the lounge and then refund it. I don't know if you can do something like that. But again, that's a crazy

way to like just use a lounge. And you'll be returning a lot of tickets. You'd be returning a lot of tickets. But you're right though, if you're stuck there and it's you know, 60 bucks, or you can't even get in, you buy the ticket, use the lounge, return it. Okay, I'm on board. There you go. If you fly enough, you go, whatever, I have the credit for the flight time. I know. I'll use

it anyway. But if you fly enough, you might already have a lounge access. But not on the way back. Yeah, that's the thing. You can't use them. I couldn't agree more after you land. Because I just laid it from Dallas, and I was like, man, I wouldn't mind just hitting the lounge. Hit the lounge. But you can't use them on the way in. Entrance only.

Yeah. Like the asshole. But I'll go through a few more. But there's a whole bunch of other stuff. Entrance only. Like the asshole. We'll see you guys. Patreon.com slash the boys cast.

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