The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Everyone Is Lighting Themselves on Fire! A Furry Protest & Insane Witch Reddits

Episode Date: April 26, 2024

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The Boys Cast. Microphone check one, two, what is this? It is the Boys Cast. Oh. We are here and one of us might be queer I mean Stop not New article came out

Why gay men have older brothers Now I haven't done any research on this beforehand But do you have any older brothers Danny? Do you happen to maybe? I might have one older brother Many confirmations on this pattern exist Known since 1990s

As the fraternal birth order effect it has been theorized i said this to my youngest brother i was like things aren't looking good pal it has been theorized that men have a roughly 33 increased probability of being attracted to a man for every older brother they have those with one older brother have approximate 2.6 probability of being gay. So that's you. That seems like you have a higher percent of just being gay. What did your older brother do?

He was like, he used to trade art and stuff like that. So, okay. So you're more gay than that. Yeah. You're more gay than being really exceedingly into art. That too seems low though. No, 2.6% chance of being gay It seems like just I don't know

With all the college students and stuff No the college thing is a lie though Because every college one you look at There's just like 30% of people are gay And then you look at it and you go Also that's lesbians And it's not lesbians it's bisexuals They include girls that are in college

That like made out with a chick Kissed a girl once and they liked it And marry a guy So it's all bullshit right yeah those stats where they're like 99 of people are gay however this stat is bang on ironclad statistic i love i love the research that gets done at our uh that's a good point university someone's like i'm gonna see if you have like it's like literally like broing out in the fucking locker room You go yeah Well I'm about to do a study That says you're gay Because you got two brothers

What? That's actually true That's my hypothesis Those with one brother Have a 2.6% chance And each After that It's another 3.5%

He explained People with five older brothers Have an 8% chance Of being gay 33% increase For every older brother I don't know what The reason for it is 33% increase for every older brother. I don't know what the reason for it is. Sperm gets gayer, I think? I don't know. Maybe you're just around

all this. Maybe because the older your parents, it doesn't make sense because they would have just said that you're more likely to be gay if you're older. I was thinking that the older you get, less T, your sperm gets a little gayer. That doesn't check out. Maybe it's like, okay, these are the two things that I was thinking. Maybe one is the younger, the younger brothers are babied a little more. Maybe, yeah, I could see that. You're like a little bit of a mama's boy, okay, these are the two things that I was thinking. Maybe one is the younger brothers are babied a little more.

Maybe, yeah. I could see that. You're like a little bit of a mama's boy. You know what I mean? Yeah. So that more mama's boy. Like you probably breastfeed until you were like 12, which maybe turned you off titties. I think I was older than that.

I'm trying to think. When did I stop? There's something around that. Yeah, somewhere around that. It's around that. Some mid-teenagers you stopped. There's something around that Yeah somewhere around It's around that

Some mid teenagers He stopped And then Maybe I was thinking That The more kids you have Like Let's say you're like

Fifth out of five Yeah You're trying to like Be an individual more So maybe Yeah maybe You like lean in Well but if you're gay

Like I mean assuming that Being gay is not a choice No it's not a bit of a choice A bit of a lifestyle I think it's I think when they say It's a choice or not I think it's both

You know what I mean Yeah Well it's like there's certain things where it's like you might have a propensity towards that but you still don't do it you know yeah yeah but like there's some guys that might have been gay but they just end up being like a perv right yeah yeah i'm not gay i'm delivered yeah exactly i'm not just like into wild ass shit like a jj and ian fight ends types you know what i mean but they do They both do a lot of really good shit. I feel like they could have gone either way. Guys like that. But then there's the guys that are like,

just the full accent and everything. Flamboyant. I think that was probably something. Was it born with you? Yeah. Well, why do you think it is then? It has to be a lifestyle thing, right? It can't be the sperms there.

It has to be something about, obviously. I mean, the fact that they're saying that it increases the more brothers you have. it has to be something about obviously i mean the fact that they're saying that it increases with the more brothers you have it has to be maybe like older brothers like it's more like masculine energy in your house but it doesn't say brothers it says siblings no i think it's brothers it is brother it is brother no i don't think it counts for sisters because you would think if you had a bunch of sisters that might make you queery up but it doesn't maybe it's that it's that like you have too much like uh masculine energy that's older than you and you feel like the run to the litter which leads you to suck dicks it's possible it's possible i i hope they do a follow-up it's not

high it's still you're still you're still not like what if you have what if you have like one of those more likely to be gay than me that is a factual information what if you have one of those irish families though where you're like you're like the youngest of 18 brothers is that just like I mean you come out of the womb fucking given skin what percentage of men are gay I don't know

that's what I want at your house at your house or in the general population what percentage of men are gay we got 1.6% right so you're sitting at 2.5

that's the demographics I'm at 2 you're sitting at 2.5%. That's the demographics. I'm at 2.5%. You're 2.5 inches and percent likely to be gay. Interesting. This is an interesting study. That's making me laugh. You know, they always do the studies about how, they talk about how the Roman dick sizes are small.

Yeah. And there's all these things. I was like, it was making me laugh. A guy that met in the boardroom at like Vice Magazine, where they're doing the articles about the small dick sizes. Yeah. And then like a bunch of people being like, you know, we're going to do a running article about why the dick sizes are so small.

And the one guy in the room being like, it's actually pretty normal. Like the one Vice reporter. Dude, that's small. I mean, really? He's like, I actually, I don't know. That article doesn't make sense. It looked pretty reasonable to me. Pretty reasonable.

Yeah. Okay. So speaking of, Trudeau had some bangers recently, man. He's been on fire. First of all, his- Trudeau. So right now, because they just, they keep cranking in immigrants, and I'm sure America's having a little bit of this, but not nearly to the extent of some other countries.

There is now a quarter of a million more 20 to 29 year old men in Canada than women, 9% imbalance dudes to chicks. Cause they're just bringing in. So basically Trudeau's a please opening. Well, Trudeau's at well, true.

Exactly. Cause Trudeau's at the border and it was like hot chick. He's like, eh, ew. You know what I mean? Then a was like hot chick he's like ew you know what i mean then a bunch of dudes he's like that'll do you know i wonder uh like when they for their immigration policy like do they look at gender stuff at all in terms of trying to balance it out they should be but they're not that's the problem they should be trying to say in a country i mean china obviously did this because all the abortion stuff. Yeah. And people were, you know, getting rid of the chicks. Right.

And then they have like a huge problem where it's like, you know, you know, the last thing you want is a bunch of dudes that aren't, that can't smash. Right. Oh, for sure. I mean, we went to Guelph, which was the opposite. Nice. Nice. At our university, it was 70, 30 guy, girl.

Yeah. Because a lot of the programs they had, they had they had a lot of veterinary and shit. A lot of animal stuff. But our program wasn't like that. But it was nothing wrong with that. But he legitimately turned the country into a sausage fest.

Unfortunately too is because generally people don't especially culturally mix that much so it's probably like certain cultures who are getting fucked really badly. That's a good point, too. It's pretty specific. You don't see, not that you never see it, but you don't see a ton of Indian guys with non-Indian girls. I think in Toronto, you do a bit.

I'm not saying never, but I'm saying it's like... Yeah, I don't know about that. Definitely, it's not... They're more likely people just... So anyway. The second generation, you see a lot of mixing i'm saying the first generation they got the accent they usually stick to their own and these are the first generations that's what i'm saying yeah with the accent if they still have the accent they usually try to stick to their own shit you know

what i mean yeah they grew up here it's a bit different but yeah you're probably that's not a bad point so it's probably fucking those dudes the most yeah it's tough um so i don't know the move you're supposed to move here with your wife you know what i mean if you're gonna do it yeah i guess i don't know if the thing is some of them are like sending money back and they go because there's that whole thing so they're just getting here to work but they're like well the wife will come with the kids at some point so i don't know if maybe that's skewing it as well where they go the wife's coming she's just chilling right now but she'll be here I mean I thought That was guys Trudeau's a whole ass clown dude If I was I wouldn't be happy with that

No Just Oh that'll do He's Trudeau at the border Just fucking checking The guy's arms out Like

Oh nice That's a nice immigrant Right there Yes please Let's see your teeth Yes Yeah yeah yeah Yes please

It's basically like Get out Trudeau's out there On the border in his blackface doing get out. Yes, please. He goes, I'm thinking that we don't have anywhere to put these immigrants. He's like, I'll take them. I'll take them. Yeah, put them in my house.

Bring them to Ottawa. Also, you know what the other thing is, too? I was just in La Jolla, which is like San Diego, basically. There's a direct correlation. This is maybe obvious, but it's interesting to know because I was in the two places and one's the richer one. It's like, it's so funny the extent to which there's such a direct

correlation between how expensive the place is and how hot the girls are. You know what I mean? But it's like, you literally go to a restaurant. What comes first? What do you mean? You think it's the hot girls make stuff expensive? The hard times make soft men or whatever? Do hot girls make stuff expensive? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the hard times make soft men or whatever? Do hot girls make shit expensive or do expensive things bring hot girls?

I think if you're a four and a ten and you're just like, I want to go to that place, the guy's like, I bet you do. You know what I mean? I bet you do. I think what it is is just straight up. It's like dudes have the bleep dudes have money there and dudes that have money will get hot girls because they're hot girls like money they fucking they're hot girls sniff it out they can smell your pockets yeah but again you're watching yeah they're they're coming there because they go there's i mean i'm sure there's a lot of rich dudes in san diego area also there's another thing about

san diego is they've got it's the san diego has this a bit there's a few like long beach has this kind of like when you watch it, you remember that show that was like the web series about the boys of long beach or whatever it was, you know? Uh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Simi Valley. Yeah. Simi Valley. Yeah. Yeah. Those places are just so chock full of like 20 to 26 year old men that like kind of used to skateboard, like looking around for a fight.

She's like, what are you looking at? Like everywhere you went, buddy, it was like this one like this one guy like uh basically there was a guy in the bathroom we went to like a bar after it was the guy in a bathroom right big fat guy and it was his birthday and then he was probably in there for 15 minutes there was only one bathroom so everyone's like knocking on the door like what's going on in there assume someone's doing drugs the guy kicks open the door walks out he. He goes, I'm taking a shit. Can I fucking wipe?

And he pushes a guy. The guy goes into the girl. Guy goes in the girl. Girl goes flying back like 15 feet. The guy gets pushed. And then everyone's getting in everyone's face. Like, what are you looking at? He goes, can I fucking wipe my ass?

The guy goes back. Another guy walks up. And he goes, he's talking about the girl that just went on the floor he goes what just happened i saw a girl on the floor and then he goes oh the guy came out and i go a guy came out and pushed him and then he went into the girl and then this guy goes and no one did anything you're telling me a woman got pushed and you just sat there and let it happen and it's just like and you're like um i'm just like i mean yeah i guess i did i guess when you put it that way i did let it happen and the girl's just like well i know the guy you know I was just like. I mean, yeah, I guess I did. I guess when you put it that way, I did let it happen. And the girl's just like, well, I know the guy.

I was just like, can all of you guys calm down? I guess it was like, maybe we were all like that a little bit in college. And these guys are that. But it was just like, it was just funny being like, no interest in any of that. I was just like, can all you boys calm down a little bit? Can a man shit in peace? No, the shitting guy was out of control too. They were all out of control.

But it was just funny because I guess I'm like older than these people. So I was just a little bit like, like a guy yelling at everyone who's trying to fight. He's like, why don't you do something? Why don't you do something? And I was like, boys, take a breather here. Just let the man finish his shit.

But it's such a very specific type of guy that exists like in those places. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Really looking for it yeah really uh sort of like white caravana like you know caravana when i always say when you walk around you just have to look at the floor because if you look at anyone it's like you know there's every corner there's a fight that's the white version of that it's just like guys that used to be like skateboarders and like surfer like probably all coked out too they're probably all

just i didn't even think of that but that's such an obvious point that's true. They're near the Mexico border. I don't know how I didn't even put that together. Those guys are on fucking so much blow, just looking for it. Just looking for some trouble. That's probably why the guy was shitting so much, because he was doing so much coke

and has a little baby last night. That's a great point, and that's probably why I had to wipe so much. He's probably doing a line, and then he goes, shit comes out. He goes, this won't stop. Yeah, it was an endless cycle of lines and shit.

But the other thing that Trudeau had was halal mortgages. The halal mortgages. Which, it's interesting because Muslim people are sort of doing a bit of a Jew-y thing. Yeah. Because basically they can't do, they can't, they can't borrow money. They're not allowed to borrow money with interest.

It's like not for their religion. So it's like, it's just like a, it's literally the wigs. So they can't technically do it. So basically what they do is they loan you money and then they, instead of calling it interest, they put it in like another fee. They structure it differently. It's actually cost more than the interest. Yeah.

Apparently that's the thing. It's not Jewish because they pay more. They go, because they're doing this, they actually end up paying more money. But it's a loophole. But it's actually cost more than the injury yeah apparently that's the thing it's not jewish because they pay more they go because they're doing this they actually are paying more money but it's a loophole but it's a loophole yeah you're right if jews were doing it it'd be bang on jews aren't like yeah we're not paying more money for our mortgage god would hate that yeah but uh no but yeah they're uh people are getting all mad apparently it's really big in the uk the whole all mortgages well it's just yeah it's funny like spending more for that but it is a loophole it's like if you can't do usury you're like you're still giving them money to lend you a loan yes exactly yeah like i get obviously you're buying a house you're not putting down the full payment on it four percent more though apparently yeah

however you want to fucking explain it to yourself i feel like if there was like if a law was up there watching that he would be like i don't actually like you guys giving Jews 4% more money. Like, well, that appease me. He'd be like, I promise you. I don't want you.

When I said no interest, what I did, this is worse. Like I was saying, don't loan money. I was definitely not saying borrow money trickily from the Jews. Give Jews more money. Yeah.

That can't be what Allah wants. Yeah. I wonder if there's like a Muslim credit union that deals with this specifically. Because usually with the Jew stuff, it'll be like within the community. But is this like, are they getting it from non-Muslims? No, they're getting it from banks and stuff.

They're not for them. I mean, it's just literally a sucker tax. Yeah, it's just a sucker tax. Hey, man, they love being Muslim. Anyways, just a sucker tax hey man they love being muslim anyways just a quick thing we have uh so uh we had a uh we officially have uh jonathan hate confirmed for the next two weeks nice yeah so i think you'll know in the next two and i think in two weeks we have him on which is pretty cool we were trying to get him on for a while but that'll be a cool one yeah that'd be awesome we

had a mutiny in our comments yesterday or last week it was like I've never seen so much fighting dude I literally texted I texted you I go have you seen the comments this week and you're like

what do you mean well I was on West Coast Times so I was just waking up have you seen the comments by chance I mean the good thing one thing I would say very polarizing

I feel like it's good that some people care about our podcast enough to get that heated right it seemed like a lot of people were and then it's good that some people care about our podcast enough to get that heated, right? It seemed like a lot of people were. And then it's hard to pick out who is. I usually listen to when people on the Patreon send me their, like, criticisms.

I usually listen. And people that post, like, in the first, like, hour, I kind of look at because those are usually people. When it starts to get, like, when there's, like, big fights going on, like, five hours in, it's hard to parse out who people actually are fans and who people don't care what we think so yeah exactly i do i never i hate it when anyone doesn't like anything because i hate like i feel like someone i'm like you i feel like uh that i like uh i don't know if like letting them down is the wrong word but i hate when i post something people don't like it yeah of course all right so they're probably not gonna like we're gonna have justin trudeau on next month so i hope you guys like it he's pretty chill yeah yeah i guess i like to have different

people on yeah i mean it's not like a weekly thing so it's just what it is but it was crazy the amount of mutiny though ding ding ding ding i mean it's the most comments on any episode by like a huge factor yeah and on all the other platforms too everyone especially because we had them on last year and it wasn't that and it wasn't like that at all. We had him on a year ago and it was generally like everybody was like, I like this guy. Yeah, crazy it changed in like a year

how much people were like polarized on that one. But the crazy thing is, so I did like a video of street interviews at the Trump thing. And I think- Oh yeah, how was that? People were pretty pumped about it. That one had got pretty good response.

People are always kind of like, even at shows and stuff, probably the most thing people always tell me is to go to the street interviews again yeah but one of the things i always like i think a lot of people this happens every year where they're just like oh you're not doing them anymore and it was like it was just winter like it was straight up like doing street interviews in new york in the winter sucks because no one wants to talk to you like on top of the fact that we're cold which is that's whatever we can get by yeah but it's like the problem is you talk to people and they're all like rushing to where no one wants to stop and talk to you so it's just like so a lot of times i do i've done a few where i do sketches

that have uh like little parts that you know i do like half and half yeah yeah i do a lot of those yeah but i never do the big ones but anyways the reason i'm bringing it up is we were there on thursday and then friday that's when the guy lit himself on fire by a day what the exact dude we were there was this like a female reporter that was sitting in a tent that if you watch the video i go up to from cnn i think so yeah was it cnn and then i go up to up to them And I was whispering Because everyone was like Shut the fuck up And I was like You ever got bubba buoyed

And I was like Who's that And I'm just like I'm kind of I don't know if it was in the video But I was basically saying Listen we're just a couple guys Doing press here

We gotta work together I can give you my leads And you give me your leads Or whatever right That was the gist of it And they're all just like She's currently on air Shut the fuck up

And I actually wasn't Being that disruptive But I had people They were on edge That I was just there They're just like, she's currently on air. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. And I actually wasn't being that disruptive, but I had people, they were on edge that I was just there. They're just like, please go away. Yeah. And I was just like, hey, this is the press tent. I keep getting sent over to the press tent. You were allowed to be there?

Not really. The cops, no one really know what to do with me, but they kept sort of saying, you can't go here. You can't go there. And then the police kept sending me to the press tent okay and the press tent people kind of kept being like get out of here everyone's kind of just like beat it so i kept just kind of going to different places for like five or ten minutes and then leaving but in that that area where you've seen the video where that girl goes there's someone who uh lit himself on fire there's an active

shooter she starts yelling there's an active himself on fire. There's an active shooter. She starts yelling, there's an active shooter. First she goes, there's an active shooter. And then she did the sports play-by-play. She's like, he's currently on fire. He's burning. He's burning. He's burning. He's burning.

He's burning. And he's down. Down goes the fireman. Yeah, everybody was clowning her a bit for her play-by-play. He's burning. He's burning. People are running around. Nobody knows what's going on play-by-play He's burning, he's burning People are running around Nobody knows what's going on He's burning, he's burning, he's burning

And the bystanders are not liking what they see right now Oh, and it smells like shit out here The smell of burning flesh It appears there was not an active shooter That was a miss on my part But we're going to try to get this right moving forward Yeah, yeah That guy was crazy well they all are you have to be crazy i've been i've been trying to look into that one the first part that i'll say is the the level that people are burning

themselves on fire is going down pretty quickly i swear to god like it started out people protesting like wars now it's a guy protesting crypto. In a week, you're going to turn on the TV and it's going to be a guy protesting Arby's changing their hours. It's out of control. If it's effective, it's effective. The problem is it's not effective. People

protesting that Amazon discontinued a size of the sock that they like. The one dude, everybody they point to the one guy who, the monk, who lit a Tibetan monk. He was the OG. And like during Vietnam,

and they go, see that worked. And you go, maybe it did. Maybe it just, might have helped. But maybe it helped. But the, you know.

It was iconic. Yeah, but the, these people, it's not working. No, it's not really making that much of a dent. I said that they should, if someone actually

lit themselves on fire to protest like mental health awareness kind of thing that might do something yeah maybe I don't know it's crazy the extent to which it's just a social contagion like it's straight up like you know that's why they can't they don't show suicides on TV and like every time they do

like publicize mass shootings it makes it worse like so much of that stuff is just social contagion you think we'll be seeing more of them well they're all 10 minute miles right it's or 10 yeah 10 4 minute miles it's all the was over 10 sec i don't know what it is 4 minute miles it's all people like oh i wouldn't even think to do that and then you're just like it's on the table now right yeah so that's what so many people do but the interesting thing to me was this one i swear i knew this guy like that name was like, I feel like I've seen this guy cooking around online or something. I don't know how.

I don't know what. But I swear that I recognize this guy's name from this and that. Maybe we've seen articles he wrote or whatever. Because I think he worked for the Democratic Party at one point. Yeah, he had a sub stack. But he's just like some lunatic. His whole thing was he's like, the Trump and Biden are literally characters, are playing characters.

They're actually like friends and they're just literally like wrestling characters and fascism's like coming to America. And I mean, some of the stuff he said, you're like, yeah, I mean, yeah, it is a bit of a kleptocracy. Well, a lot of it was the biggest thing that none of the press,

because I read like five articles trying to figure out what exactly was going on. Yeah. And none of them, and then I read his actual sub stack and it's interesting like it's funny nowadays when you can always actually see the actual thing because the internet you're like they're reporting on something and then you can just go read it yourself and you're just like so you didn't mention any of the like his main point at the top like a big selling point for him was peter te started crypto, and crypto is essentially

a pyramid Ponzi scheme, and it's run by billionaires to extract the wealth and the governments of all. I don't know really the intricacies of it, but it was very crypto Peter Thiel oriented. And then I go, I look at Fox. Fox News basically said nothing about the crypto or anything. They were like, he was a Democrat that worked for Bernie. They were kind of saying that. They go, they wouldn't.

One thing he did is he took his flyers and he threw the sub stack in the air. Yeah, yeah. He printed out his pamphlets. That's pretty funny. Promo. Yeah. I mean, hey, man. That's what I'm going to do.

No one wants to come to my comedy show. Here's the tickets. And then I burn myself on fire so on fire yeah so fox wouldn't mention anything the independent cnn didn't mention anything like this is what uh the independent said recently he started posting anti-establishment conspiracy theories including a lengthy article on substack which blasted politicians billionaires so his thing like independent basically saying like he's a conspiracy theorist yeah uh and then examiner was the only one that ever said what i what i saw with my own eyes well the examiner was the only article that resembled what i read from his sub stack and it said cryptocurrency played a

central role in his wide-ranging conspiracy theory claiming it was an economic doomsday device intended to implement an apocalyptic global fascist coup. Yeah, alright. Speaking of guys that were saying crazy things, shout out to Ryan Garcia, because he fucking took that fight. Did he bet fucking $2 million on it? I didn't know you were allowed to bet on yourself. Yeah, you're allowed to. I mean, you're not

allowed to bet against yourself. Is that what it is? You can bet on yourself, but I thought you couldn't bet, period. I mean, I'm sure certain things like with because there's the guy on the Raptors who just got banned from the NBA for life.

For life. Yeah I mean he's idiotic. That's a moron. He bet 80 grand on himself that he would like he was betting on player props. He would like tell people

to bet on his behalf. No he was just well yeah but it was a player prop where literally like he barely played and then he bet like he would get like under

you know two points or something and like under seven minutes and under it was a parlay that paid a million dollars yeah and he just like checked into a game he goes i feel sick and just like checked out and that was enough to win yeah and then the bits with all the algorithms they find out pretty easily they're like yeah instantly they're just like huge bet on a random thing what's going on oh these guys know each other. And they didn't even pay it out. They didn't even pay. Yeah, they never even paid it out because then they started investigating it. It's like the most money that had ever been bet on him as a prop was like $200.

And what did this guy bet? 80 grand. Yeah, fuck off. That seems like a... Stupid. And that's probably when you start playing in these leagues, they probably tell you like, hey, crazy strict rules on this shit. Yeah, for sure. You can't, you definitely, I definitely i mean you're allowed to gamble but i don't know if

how it works with gambling on other sports but definitely not on the nba but i didn't know you could bet on yourself i don't know maybe that's a box or anything i think you definitely can't bet on like like lebron james can't bet on the lakers to win a game you know what i think there is some rule where it's like you can't bet on these sites but like in vegas there's some like rule where you can do it in vegas or? Maybe. I don't know about boxing, but anyways, apparently he made like $12 million just betting on himself to win. Yeah, I saw that. Pretty wild. And I said

he's going to donate $25 to Palestine, too. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah. I don't know if you saw, the Google stuff was popping up again. Dude, I actually meant to talk about it last week. I walked, so the Google's headquarters is on 16th and 8th. I didn't know that. Yes, their New York headquarters. And last week. I walked, so the Google's headquarters is on 16th and 8th. I didn't know that.

Yes, their New York headquarters. New York headquarters. And last week with the Destiny episode, I was walking over and I walked by their headquarters and they were handing out pamphlets. And I was meaning to bring it up, but I forgot. But like, they were handing out pamphlets. And I remember at the time thinking like, this is what you guys are doing during work is you're like just out here handing out fucking pamphlets oh interesting then they all got fired like later

that day you were thinking like i own stock in google what the fuck is this i don't know it's talking google but i was like what are they doing you're like this is what google's up to like there was like probably six of them like all spread out through how'd you know they worked there they were like google employees stand against israel and they're handing out pamphlets and you're just like yeah this is what you're getting paid like 400 grand a year for. Yeah, I'm like, you make 400 grand a year, and this is what you're up to? Anyways, and then, yeah, and they all got fired. I actually, they posted a photo, and I recognized one of the people who was handing out pamphlets

from the photo. Interesting. Yeah, I got shitcanned. That's wild that you saw that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're in the thick of it over here. Well, I don't know if you saw that, but they just passed,

I'll just say, not to be too Tucker Carlson on this whole thing, but I was talking about the, not even the Google thing, then there was the school thing, which was popping up again big time this week, right? What, the Columbia stuff? The Columbia stuff, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it was kind of like, and all the Jewish people are like, we can't go to school, we're not safe, and they're out there protesting. And a part of me is like, it i it's just a private school like well that but also it's like are we gonna just pretend that there wasn't no white people days for like nine years you're just like all the all the rabbis they were like we don't feel safe going to school it's like well you're white did you feel so you didn't care when it was like you literally weren't allowed to go on campus if you're white remember that like evergreen and all that stuff yeah like they both and you're just like i mean

at the very least it's the same yeah i mean again look it's like seems normal like oh we should feel safe for these protests you're like you know they're you see when they have like the whatever um those like nazi dude that guy's like all tattooed and you're like you don't like people are allowed to protest you don't have an expectation like that if you're going to go there you would be safe like they there's a reason why they have counter protesters and they remove them they'll be like you can protest here and you protest here because you guys are obviously is there argument that they like weren't removing them or something their whole thing is all the jewish students are like we want to be able to walk right through them and you're like no you can't they're allowed to

protest they're allowed to protest they're like especially college campuses now like i'm sure a lot of those jewish students were like at all the other protests for sure they were that's the thing they were all doing all the george floyd stuff and then now they're like yeah it's kind of going against them and they don't like it you're like fuck tough shit i don't know it's like let one it's like school's over in two weeks anyways that's a good so like apparently they just said colombia is like all remote for the rest of the year and they just have exams you're like they're not accomplishing anything at colombia like they think this is vietnam you're like where they're gonna protest and then everybody in the country is gonna be like yeah be like the difference with vietnam is everybody knew someone who was dying in vietnam right like everybody had someone who lived on

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They're hard to comprehend. You're just like, how much money did you give? We gave like a billion kajillion to Ukraine, a billion katrillion to Israel. And a zillion. And we just gave infinity to oh yeah taiwan right so some people must get so fucking rich off that shit too buddy i looked into what it is and so what it is is mostly weapons right yeah when they say money what they really mean is they they give the weapons contract it's a voucher for

u.s weapons that's a good way to explain it yeah they give you a 90 million dollar voucher 90 million dollar weapons voucher that's exactly what it is yeah

so I mean and you just look at the national debt and I some of this stuff you're this is where I was kind of

thinking with why this conflict's like to me sometimes a little different when I'm trying to like parse out what I think

because I've listened to so much people talk about it yeah and we will only go into this for another few seconds but like I've listened to so much people talk about it yeah and we will only go into this for another few seconds but like I've listened to so much people talk about I listened to like Basim stuff for a million years I you know I've listened to

Dave and people like that I've listened to Gnome and I've kind of listened to all the opinions I've been thinking about it obviously even trying to I don't know as much nearly as a million other people yeah and then you go okay so they're kind of like i don't think that uh america should be funding this that i get yeah and then the other part uh of being like you know israel is probably wild in and they need to fucking take it down a notch and people and then then and then the idea that they're probably not even going to accomplish their objective potentially and this will just so all that stuff i mean they're literally none of the wars that they fought with palestine they all just end with like nobody winning and they go.

Right. So I think all those points I get and they all sort of like make sense to me. And I think I'm on board with. And then I think the part that makes it weird is anyone I talk to that's like super pro Palestine whenever I'm like, so what does that mean? Like, what exactly are you pro? You know what I mean? Like, if you're like saying, OK, I'm pro Ukraine, generally, that means you want more money.

If they were saying they were if you were saying, I don't think they give more money, they wouldn't say you're like saying, okay, I'm pro Ukraine. Generally, that means you want more money. If they were saying they were, if you were saying, I don't think they'd give more money. You wouldn't, they wouldn't say you're pro Russia. They would just say you're, you know, you don't think that America should be paying for it.

So, so when you say you're pro Palestine, I'm like, does that mean some, for some people, it means they just want, they want, they want them to have their land.

Some people mean that. And then some people mean that, uh, they just think that Israel shouldn't be occupying that place anymore. And then some people mean that uh they just think that israel shouldn't be occupying that place anymore and then some people are just like just stop what you're doing now is what it means just like no more of this like a ceasefire some people just mean that so it's like i think one of the things that's confusing is there's like so many stances that are completely different things that are kind of like wrapped up into one like what you would call a side yeah and if that makes

sense so it's like and a thing like this there's not like a ton of room for nuance so there's people that are like on the same side you would say that are like out here protesting together that have wildly different views of what they actually want i mean i'm sure any of them will be happy with any of those things but whenever i ask anyone like what what do you think you what do you kind of like want i feel like you don't get an answer it's like they always like feel like a lot of people are kind of yeah and i mean i understand like the you know you you don't want the u.s to fund these things it's like pretty reasonable if you don't want the u.s to fund wars the problem is u.s just sees that as defense really just like a defense spending uh purchase or whatever you know like

they're they're just like that's the same as if they're just buying weapons that's being generous i think some of these people their brains are so cooked and they're so embedded with these weapons contractors that it's like... Oh, I mean, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I'm saying just in terms of the people who are like their budgets, they go,

yeah, this is just another thing we're doing for America. I'm sure there's some versions of everyone. In their minds, they go, this is for America. I'm sure there's a lot of people that don't think that. Like usually, you know, we were talking about that last week where i think destiny was saying that he sort of uh thinks that um you want to give people the benefit of the doubt that they're trying to do their best yeah the more i thought about that afterwards i was kind of like i think the actual answer is like people move in their self-interest really i think it's more i'm more like i'm randy and about that where it's like if

you actually look at people's uh what they're saying i think it's more accurate to be like it's fair to say that they're moving in their self-interest so i think a lot of those people sure they have like a mask of like oh i'm pro-america but really underneath they're just like the game's the game yeah like these are the my fucking boys that's where the dollars go i'm the war guy you know what i mean yeah yeah like the yeah yeah to a degree i mean there's some like lindsey grahams of the world like it's you can say he just loves america and that's what it's like i don't bet you it's more just like this is the game dude i think yeah lindsey graham i think just wants to wipe off any fucking potential adversary to america he goes he goes i don't want anybody who's hostile to america in the world and you know if i think there's if i get a chance

to take him out i'm gonna there's a tent in fucking abu dhabi with three people that looked at us weird yeah he goes he goes fuck that he goes those might be three potential future terrorists they might not but i'm not gonna take the rest let's kneecap it yeah i mean it's crazy position but but it is that's how i think about it it is crazy that uh it's been going on for a while it's just you know as wild as ever and a lot of it's happened in new york so it is crazy yeah i mean there's i think they had an nyu although i think they're all like they they started arresting everybody the other day which again is insane because you let all the george floyd stuff happen and then nobody was getting arrested for that and then this is just the bridge too far is the thing yeah it's a good one let them fucking protest like it's their as

far as i understand it is their right as americans to protest so like let them protest i don't know they're not like causing any damage they're just like some people are like again they're like some jewish people are like oh i don't feel comfortable walking through them and you're like okay well don't don't then i don't know go fucking set up a counter protest across the street that's like i mean i remember in toronto there was forever right at college and like university there every year there's a literal israel palestine protest there's just one every second no but no no this is like when i was still living there though because i remember accidentally

walking into it and there was it was like i asked the cop and he goes they do this every year and he goes we put the israelis on one corner and we put the palestinians on one on the other corner and they're like penned in and they get to have their protests and they just sort of yell at each other they just yell at each other you go yeah it's fine but like for sure you'd be out of your mind to think if you're a palestinian that if you start walking into the israeli side that that's a good move that and vice versa i don't know well yeah that's it is i do remember yeah growing up it's like being in college or whatever you just be like oh that's where the protests are okay yeah i'll be i'll be over here in the getting pussy area. I mean, they're all like doing

land acknowledgements and like, you know, that's the whole thing. That's the kind of stuff they're getting up to. They're not doing anything of substance, but you know,

it's their right to protest. Well, I'll tell you, let's see if this is a bridge too far for you because the furries community is in full effect. This was actually crazy because of literally

last week as well with the destiny thing with the the i watched that whole video the furries yeah but with the litter boxes because all these kids are like yes there are litter boxes i'm telling you that's a lot well so i went this is the i'm gonna just say this point a little clearer before i was getting a little excited there but i've said this before but it is worse now there was five or six things that i was like that's so funny i want to talk about it and i had to go to like nine things to figure out what the fuck was going on i know i watched that whole video i went on youtube and like watched like a 10 minute video of them into because

i'll just let me read the title middle school kids protest staff support for furries click dozens of utah middle schoolers and their parents staged a walkout Wednesday to protest their district, allowing so-called student furries to bite, uh, bark and pounce on their peers. A deranged accusation. The school said is nothing more than a rumor.

So basically the, there's an actual protest out there and the parents are all involved and all the right wing sources sort of pick this up and they're like, these furries are out of control. They're painting it. Apparently, the furries are the principal's kid. Oh, come on! That's what one of the kids said.

It's the principal's kid. Let's go. That's why they're not getting in trouble. The way they're saying it, they're saying it's like a reverse school where you walk into the furries' run shit. It's like, what are you looking at? Humanoids? It is really crazy. I'm like, does bullying

not exist anymore? It's the reverse bullying. Honestly, that's like, all I can think of is you go, yeah, you go and you fucking shove them into a locker in their furry suit and then tomorrow they probably aren't furry anymore. What happens is like the captain of the football team's coming and they come bite his ball.

Beat a jock. But I guess what they're saying is we do bully them and then we get in trouble for it. We fight back against them. And they're like, we're getting in trouble for it. The furry side is they were sort of getting bullied and they were fighting back. And then also they're saying they just have the cat ears on.

But I don't know why the kids would be lying because if it is funny though i i don't know because a lot of them said the thing about i mean that would be hilarious though even the person interviewing them was like he's like i thought the kitty litter thing was just a rumor and then like a bunch of them were like no no i've seen it like i saw the kitty litter it might be i mean can you imagine you were like these 12 kids staging the protest and then you got in trouble for like bullying the furries and then you went to the grave that they were biting you. And then you actually, to the point where your parents were like,

well, then let's protest. If you're getting bit by the furries and you had to like, okay. You had to go protest that they were biting you. She said, or they said. Hey, I had a teacher once that was a hall monitor. And then she, we like, I guess, would torment her so much that she eventually punched waldo

all right they brought us to the office and then we acted like it really affected us and we were feeling the trauma and we wanted to demand a written apology and then the principal left the room and we both burst out laughing probably the hardest i've ever laughed in my life because he and he goes you know i don't know she had a problem with my stepbrother too so maybe it's my family that rubs her the wrong way like i'm never sitting there in the office like like putting my fucking yeah but imagine that though that you you went into the office and you were just like these furries they will not leave you alone the guy's been shitting and biting me i mean it seems difficult to believe to be honest like the whole thing but then you see these like it was like different articles are saying different things it was like

50 kids but the thing is i watched the interview with the kids. What are the kids saying? They're saying exactly this. The kids are like, they keep biting us. They're like, they're biting us and they're hitting us. And they're like, if we try and fight back, they're like, we get in trouble. And they're like, it's the principal's child. They're made men, the furries.

Basically. And they're saying all this stuff. And you're like, if you read it on some website, you'd be like, surely they're like, you know, taking liberties here. But then you're like, it's straight from these kids' mouth. So unless they're organizing to make this shit up. But it was like 20 kids or something. I got bite marks.

And the principal's like, you don't got shit. They're biting our ankles and stuff. Kick them in the head. It's like I would literally have a fucking, if I was in high school or elementary school, some kid kicked me in the ankles, I would hoof him in the face. I'd love to see that. And then you just see,

you look around the hill and you just see 9,000 furries coming down. Hey, Jew boy. It's Utah. There can't be that many furries. I don't know, but some people are saying there's furries and they're out of control.

The strange saga begins several weeks ago when a group of students cornered another group in the lunchroom and threw food at them because of the way they dressed at school so this article is trying to paint it the other way then the school sent a letter out being like hey you guys need to lay off the furries and then that's when it sort of went haywire because everyone was like lay off the furries they won't stop biting us right yeah maybe the furries are so i don't know if there was no interviews with any furries so i don't know if they're saying hey we actually are just defending ourselves but the protest is just the new goths is that what that is that's what someone sort of proposed it was be like hey if goths back in the day yeah is furries just the new goth because i remember

there's like when i was in high school and there was like just there was it was literally like the goths in south park like to me it was there like the goths in South Park to me it was there was four goth kids yeah that's kind of what you would think and they were just like they hung out by themselves and they were

goth kids around my area actually weren't that much of pussies oh these were believe it or not because this is when like Marilyn Manson was huge and all that

sort of stuff so we had we had goth kids that were almost like metal guy a little bit so they actually weren't pussies they just kind of

wore weird shit no these ones were pussies in my school I remember weird shit no these ones were pussies in my school I remember there was a weird there was a weird thing where some of the

goth kids I remember because I remember the one like biggest goth kid I knew he was like a real goth up until like grade 8, 9 and then like when Eminem

and all that stuff like was getting hot he basically transferred into being like a wigger that's a tough transition and he legitimately I saw him because he went to

a different school I knew him from hockey and I saw him two years later he was like the full thing hockey. And I saw him two years later. He was like the full thing, makeup, everything. And I saw him two years later, and he was wearing like an M&M jumpsuit. I was just like, what a turn. Good move, I guess.

Better than goth. You just left the goth stuff in the dust. The goths had a tough time in high school when I was in high school. Like specifically. Really, eh? Yeah. Your high school wasn I was in high school like specifically really eh? your high school wasn't feeling that not the Jewish high school the Burlington one

yeah they didn't have a good time and then I remember seeing one of the goth kids maybe five years later I guess he was trying to slowly transition to normal so he was just wearing eyeliner well you have to eventually transition out right? you can't be a goth for the rest of your life

some of them go to raver next't be a goth For the rest of your life Some of them go to raver next Some of the goths Transition into like They do the same thing But instead of black pants Now you put a little Neon on there

You add a glow stick To the mix You start dreading Your hair a little Get some weird hairdos I think some of the goths Transition into that Yeah

But it was weird When you see some of them Hard transition into like Straight up like a G unit guy. Yeah. It's kind of crazy. Yeah. People have long memories with that stuff.

They're not being like, you're not the G unit guy. Nice try, but no. That's when the furries start transitioning into like a frat boy. Well, the furries, the crazy thing to me is the funny, the reason why this is so funny to me is because the protest actually happened. Yes. So the kids are out there and there's other kids out there. You know, everyone's just protesting right now.

Right. So the other kids are like free Palestine. It's like, no, the furries won't stop biting me. Like these two guys are beside each other having the same protest. We are not unreasonable here. We just would like to not be bitten. Stop the war. Fucking freak. Stop the war in fucking Freaks.

Stop the war in Gaza. Craig won't stop biting me. Legitimately. Everyone has their own problems. Craig's literally biting me. Yeah. He's gnawing on my ankle. Yeah.

I mean, yeah, this one is so difficult to believe. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on. Like, I'm waiting for there to be, like, a month being like, this was, like, all a big prank by these kids or something. That's the only option. It's either happening or the kids are pranking or lying. But they're not, like, furries with, like, the full things, are they?

Well, every side's trying to downplay the other side. Right. Like, the one side is, like, they're shitting in litter boxes, and the other side's like, we got the ears on. Right anime people yeah we're like anime people and the other side's like no you're not i've watched you shit in the litter box so let me bring in a litter box from home but you think the janitor would be like what's this litter box doing in the restroom i i've hard time to believe they're shitting in a litter box. I can't buy that. No. But when it was just like the right wing places

and the guys, but then now that the kids are saying it, I'm a little more inclined to believe that something's going on. Sure. Sure. But maybe the kids are smart and they just know they go, we should make up this litter box thing because this will have the fucking furries. We know Libs and TikTok's going to be all over this. These furries will be

dead to rights if five of us say that we saw a fucking litter box like that's over it's like back in the day saying that you saw the ozzy osbourne fans doing spells exactly you know and like kids aren't that stupid like they're they're probably they're doing witchcraft or whatever yeah exactly but like these kids are probably like you know they're on the internet they probably can figure out they're 12. They can figure out to do this and just lie about it. Yeah, there's probably some. We were sitting beside some kids, me and Eric, when we were on the way to the show. We were just waiting for shakes.

And there was four or five kids talking about just how sick Andrew Tate is. Probably 11-year-olds. Probably not 11. Probably more like 13. Yeah, yeah. But it was just a table of four kids just being like, sick dude did you see that thing with tristan like the 14 year old kids are not about the furry life right so it is possible that they found out how to to sort of like get the furries expelled by saying they're biting them yeah yeah is there a hustle do you think uh with

all this like uh younger younger people liking the tates will they start like a hustler high school hustler pre-k a hustler pre-k exciting of your six-year-old hustler montessori school hustler kuman do you think they have kuman i don't know that i don't think they have kuman in america but okay kuman's where you go you do go to learn extra math yeah if you're asian so mostly ethnic people in that class not a lot of white kids were getting sent to have to do extra that's why the whites are doing so badly ryan well obviously the asians are yeah the asian kids were all doing like summer school math because they did so good no they were like it was like a you'd

be like a 10 year old kid doing like calculus and calculus. And you're like, okay, well, we're falling behind here. Well, I was getting kicked out of the mall and the Asian kids were getting forced to do nine hours of extracurricular math. Yep. Yep. I was putting Jell-O in the... I was putting Jell-O mix in the janitor's bucket at the mall. Yeah. Getting banned for life while these Asian kids were just getting kumon to their ear.

But yeah, it would be interesting if they did a Hustler Montessori school. We, okay, so someone sent us that we haven't checked on the witches versus patriarchy in a while. What are they up to? And we did a pretty deep dive this week and found probably some of the... This is actually... I get requests on the red. It's the same way I get requests on the street interviews. But there was some of the bangers of the week,

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I don't know. These ones were pretty good. Maybe it was just a crazy month. Maybe the moon was in retrograde. Well, the fucking eclipse just happened. I think. You think they're crazier? I don't know. These ones were pretty good. Maybe it was just a crazy month. Maybe the moon was in retrograde. Well, the fucking eclipse just happened. I think that's what happened. Probably eclipse. The eclipse probably

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I would like to begin by saying how good watching this community has been for my mental health. So just make a note that this has been good for her mental health. I felt very consumed by anger for some bad, very, very bad folks. Then I discovered this subreddit. And with it came the idea to try to manifest all this rage and hatred into a curse. If I could give them a headache, that's good. Something worse? Even better.

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are we talking about killing them? No, I think I have, that'd be like a full body ache, like a back pain, back pain maybe. What is this? She has like a little effigy thing,

like the doll, where she's like the, like a, yeah, maybe like a calf injury, because those take a long time to heal. They do. Oh, brothers. So I asked a few friends who are into this stuff and they gave me the following instructions one acquire a picture of the person you want to put the curse on impale needles through their heads yeah so this is a voodoo doll this is old school voodoo doll

right here do you think that's good for your mental see they don't these kids are so lazy now though i'm just working on my mental health. What are you doing? You're giving them a headache. See, you know, 20, 30 years ago, if you wanted to put a hex on someone, you actually had to go knit a doll. Now these kids just go, they print off a photo, and that's it. Print off a photo.

But they do do more to it. They tie needles together through the string. They throw the impaled pitcher into a jar with graveyard dirt. So now, as part of her mental health journey, she's grave digging. Graveyard dirt. Ooh, the spookiest of all dirt's graveyard dirt. Ooh. Can't just be any dirt. Can't be any dirt. Ooh. Can't just be any dirt.

Can't be any dirt. That's a real different type of dirt. There's real energy. Graveyard dirt. Graveyard dirt. She's probably on Halloween. She goes, who are you, kitty? And goes trick or treating.

Goes, here's some graveyard dirt. What? You're getting dirt for Halloween? Also, her getting fucking arrested at the graveyard for grave digging. She's like, I'm working on my mental health. You know what I understand. This is therapeutic. Throw the impaled pitcher into a jar with graveyard dirt and nails.

So you've got a jar with the pitcher that you voodoo dolled into a jar. Graveyard dirt. Yelling swear words into the jar. So that's probably really good for the mental health too. Fuck you! Piece of shit! Cunt fuck cocksucker! So you're having like a Tourette's thing into the jar. Totally normal, healthy behavior. Piece of shit! You're yelling into the graveyard

dirt. Piece of shit! Graveyard dirt. And then do you quickly put the lid on to trap the swears in? You trap the swears. Do you trap the swears in really quickly? Yelling swear words in whenever it comes. After swearing into it for a few days. So that's a few days of swears.

Oh my god. So some of them might get out. So you have to do two days of swearing into the jar. Yeah, so you ever try to fart in a jar? It's probably like that. It's hard to get it in. It's hard to keep it in. Do you think anyone could sell their swear words in a jar

probably some only fans check do you think you open it up and go sure so you put the swear words into the jar swears into it for a few days pour some vinegar on the swear word in graveyard dirt seal the jar with a black candle and place it someplace dark and bury it so i don't know if this is gonna be the best for your mental health this is all just to give someone a headache or something so much so much work for you to just be like just go you're gonna have to buy an advil hit a pan beside their head or something i guess they don't you don't want them to know though but then you find them eating once you see them drinking like taking an advil It was all worth it The two days of yelling profanities into the jar

Fucking headache But then they take an Advil Imagine running into them while they're doing this Someone comes down Your daughter's just in the room Swearing into a jar full volume Graveyard dirt all over the house Comments are pretty funny just a quick check that

depending on the graveyard you might have mixed luck so it's not just any graveyard because what if you're like in a graveyard of like war veterans i think they're lucky that's lucky graveyard dirt that might be good graveyard yeah you need like you need to go to like the behind the prison well what's the rapist graveyard dirt dirt. Yeah, that's true. Murderers and stuff. Although what they actually say is consecrated Christian ground, I find, has its own wants. And depending on where you are, different levels of illegal to take the... Also, it's illegal, she says.

But she says, when you go with Christian graveyard grounds, you sort of get mixed results because it has a mind of its own. Sure. You might be right that they want the prison gravey want prison Indian burial ground yeah those godless people who just are bad generally another comment buried jars break and rise up from the earth and cut and slash better to find a way to forgive better to cast the cause of the anger onto the care of the universe and wash your hands of the ones who caused it. Unreleased anger in our soul cuts and wounds those we love

as we surely as the broken glass and does nothing. So she's saying that... Doesn't sound very witch-like. Doesn't sound very witch-like, but she's sort of saying that there might be some broken glass kicking around because of your anger.

All right. But it's funny because everyone takes it seriously, so there's sort of like, this is like the old head of the witch community being like, honestly, great idea, but like, I've tried the jar thing. Yeah, it's done there. Yeah, listen, I've been there, done that. Let me tell you, you're going to spend two days trying to figure out how to trap these

swears in the jar. And it's not, trapping swears is a harder game than you think. Not to mention, not to mention the noise complaints that are going to come from the condo board. Can you whisper swears in or do you have to yell them in? Also the jar break sometimes if you put too much dirt in there. I don't think you whisper them. This is full volume, full fledged. You are all in.

This is an attack on that jar verbally. Psychotic behavior. So that's a funny one. All right. All right. Found dead bird. What to do? I'm on vacay in Trinidad with my very...

On vacay in Trinidad with my large family and things have been really tough in terms of fighting intention. I've suspected that someone might have put something on us. And today... That's the best of fighting these things is probably that someone put a hex on them. And today I found a dead bird in the driveway. What do I do with the bird? My gut feeling is to bury

it, but she's trying to stop the hex that was put on the bird. Because it wasn't just a bird that died. It was a bird that died to hex her. Well, it's also funny getting in a big fight with your girl, and then you come up to her.

You think you're doing it. You're like, you think that's funny, eh? You having a good time? What? It's like that fight we just got in. You like doing that? Are you having a fun time over there?

Just know I'm on to you. What do you mean? I found a dead bird, okay? I'm not stupid. I saw the dead bird, pal. I know you put... Listen, you think that I don't know that you put a fucking get in a fight with my aunt hex on me?

That killed that poor bird? And also killed a bird? Help me out with a non-threatening yet petty message to a scammer someone on this is actually probably the best one someone online attempted to scam me through a fake rental property i outsmarted him i outsmarted him in my last email to him and he hasn't replied in over a day so she said anywho i want to send him a sort of lightly salted email one might call it why did she do the jar nigerian friends didn't know who they fucking emailed it's a kind of call center in india send them an email trying to scam them

you messaged the wrong fucking witch, pal. Yeah, not today, pal. I wish a motherfucker would. So this is what they're thinking. Something along the lines of a lightly salted email. Lightly salted. Shame on you for trying to scam the good people out of their earned money and preying on the vulnerable people in tough situations. How

absolutely disgraceful. Karma will find you swiftly and bring you exactly what you deserve. Good choice you made trying to scam a witch. Trust and believe that the appropriate repercussions will find you in your sinful actions in universal karmic ways. You are truly the scum of the earth.

You will get what you deserve. So she's workshopping that Yeah, there you go It's not really like witchcraft though That's just normal shit people do Seems a little bit of a normal shit But he's saying no karma I've always said that

I was saying karma Like is what girls use When they don't have a rich dad They can't say like You know who my dad is They have to say like Do you know how much of a relationship I have with karma?

Do you understand that me and karma are you'll get yours yeah me and karma are pretty tight right now just you wait let's just say the last person that messed with me let's say karma put them in their place if that's what you want that's what you want that's all i'm saying i like those he goes second edit how hilarious would it be if i sent him a voice note pretending to speak in tongues and end it off with a little and so it is. The guy's like a fucking telemarketer scammer.

He deals with nonsense all day. And so it is. I don't understand. You say it is. I don't understand. So it is. I don't understand. You say it is. I don't understand. I don't care. It is.

I don't care. It's a Nigerian prince. This is 100% the kid at school that's getting bullied, and then he's like, well, I bet you weren't expecting me to do one of these. He tries to throw a fake fireball at you, and you're just like, what? Send me some good, sassy, witchy lines.

I just want to scare this little asshole i want him to know who he messed with you think that guy is sitting in the call center he's just sitting there white his boss comes over he's like what's going on you haven't done any emails this 10 minutes and he's just like you don't understand i've been cursed yeah the jig is up it's crazy because like it's so funny what a chick will do when she wants to like fuck with telemarketers like you ever seen like the guys who have like the youtube channels who fuck with telemarketers and they're like they'll literally like take over their like uh cameras and the thing and they're like i'm looking at you right now whoa that's actually sick dude they're awesome but they're like yeah they'll talk to me some guy like hey

i know your name like i know everything about you and be like i'm watching you right now holy shit that's a hero yeah yeah dude there's all these guys who are like their whole channels are just uh getting back at scammers like telemarketer scammers and stuff and they'll like do all this stuff dude some of them had like what are the names of them do you remember that i know one of the main ones is that guy kid aboga i think there's a kid aboga or something and uh but there's like a bunch of them and like yeah you'll see them and they'll like literally that's a patriot right there yeah yeah they'll like and they'll they'll send the police and they're all in like india and they'll like send the police and like to literally like

arrest them all and stuff like because they call the indian police they call the indian police they can arrest because it's still legal there they just do it there they've actually had some busts yeah oh they're wild man but like some of the stuff is like though because it's a good hobby some of them are like they're they're trying to scam your and then like they'll take over their computer and shit like so they no longer have let me ask you a question do you think it's possible that the police bust was actually because of the tongues it's possible is the the if they got the right cemetery dirt it's possible because if they got the right cemetery dirt you're assuming that it was because this guy called the cops and told them their address but is it also possible that she

this hex had more to do with it it's like uh they're both responsible they both can take credit for it because I think it couldn't have been possible without either of them okay and then the last witch thing was basically because we can't remember that these are anti-racist witches you know

I mean they're not just they're actually against the patriarchy and what being against the patriarchy actually means is you're anti-racist witches. You know what I mean? They're not just, they're actually against the patriarchy and what being against the patriarchy actually means is you're anti-racist, right? And against all the causes. I hate, it'll be bad

if they find out who these telemarketer scammers are though. That's not very anti-racist. That must be, not very anti-racist of them considering that literally systemic racism

is the reason why they need to scam you to get this money because they can't work in a other job. Do you understand the racial prejudice that Meghan Merkle had to go through?

Well, now picture what a Nigerian prince is going through. Far worse. This Nigerian prince can't even unload his millions of dollars because of racism. He's just trying to give it away. And literally because you're racist, you think he's scamming you. Well, she

says, here is a low-risk tangible anti-racist action you can start working on in the next week so it's basically a guide for witches on how to not be racist okay but it's a tall order that she wants them to do yeah she goes i want to talk about realistic tangible anti-racist the first one if you do your banking with bank of america or wells fargo i would like you to move your money away to a local credit union. Both banks have an extensive, fairly recent history of racial discrimination. So first of all, you're switching banks. You can't use banks anymore.

Yeah, you got a local credit union. She said the realistic, easy thing. It's not an easy thing to be... This Latine thing is new, huh? What's a Latine thing? They're done with Latinx. Latine is the new Latinx. What is that, like a Latin person that likes saltines?

I don't know. It's Afro-Latine. I think it's like a salted cracker from Mexico. Afro-Latine does sound delicious. Excuse me. Can I please have a sleeve of Latines? I've been known to take down a sleeve of saltines, buddy. That's my guilty pleasure man

Fishes and salted crackers I can't have them in my house because they go But every once in a while I buy myself four sleeves And I never make it past two days Two sleeves a day I'm fucking breakfast, lunch, dinner I'm on a sleeve of crackers Anything on them?

Just plain Diet coke I usually wash it down with a DC if I can They are good There is something really good about those saltine crackers because they're so basic. They're not that basic. They're pretty basic, but they are good. I'm not here to argue with you on this one.

I do enjoy a good fucking saltine, man. But it's quite a hassle, the stuff this girl's asking for. Next, most of the produce grocery chains like Walmart use slave labor in the form of prison industrial complex. Does Walmart use slave labor? I've never chains like Walmart Use slave labor in the form of prison industrial complex Does Walmart use slave labor?

I've never heard of Walmart using slave labor Like in terms of Not the prison I mean maybe they use slave labor overseas I didn't know they use prison labor No I didn't know that If you can buy produce from a local farmer's market

Instead of Walmart So you can't use Walmart You gotta go to a farmer's market A lot of her witch things I guess you're saying they're like the people Who pick the Well a lot of her Witch things are expensive You know what I mean

You go to a credit You go to a credit union Where you get dinged On the fees You're shopping At the expensive places You're buying $40 apples Yeah and there's no spell

To like compensate You know what I would say It must be nice To be privileged As much as this witch That can just be Going to farmer's markets

To buy your produce A lot of Afro-Latine privilege. Right? She has a little bit of privilege here. Big time. Another is to choose to buy a Fairphone instead of an Apple or Samsung. So now you're buying a new phone. Privileged much? Not only a new phone, but you're like, you have

to not buy two of the main ones. You have to buy a crappy different phone. Sounds like Fairphone propaganda. You gotta buy an Amish phone or a kosher phone. Do you think Fairphone's gonna have a new commercial? I don't even know what a Fairphone is. I don't know what a Fairphone is. I assume it's maybe like a kosher phone? I think it's the witch phone

and you basically have it on. It's like you put a can with a string to another tin can but they have pictures of bats on them and stuff like that I would imagine. It just looks like a normal phone. It's just like a dutch electronics company yeah it's like i guess it's now you're buying a new phone another significant rare metals like lithium and colton all because the the iphones are mined uh in places

than congo uh fair phone has fair colton sourcing all right so you start out joining this witch thing. You're just like, I'll be a witch and the next thing you know, you gotta buy a new phone. You're yelling into a fucking jar in a graveyard. There's no spells that can just make, like, why can't you just cast a spell to make Bank of America go under? She doesn't have that kind of power yet.

You're right. They were pretty practical things. None of her things were being witch-oriented. Yeah, this isn't witch just like oriented at all where's the spells it really seems like your bankruptcy spells it seems a little unnecessary to be a witch that you have to do all this random stuff that has nothing to do with witches you know what i mean you have to buy your ethically sourced broom fellas we're talking vpns if you don't have one you're out of your mind So that's why I'm telling you about Proton Proton products are the only alternative To big tech, extremely easy to use

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It's a lot of people. It's sort of a big topic, I feel like, with guys right now. Okay. To give perspective I used to be 240 pounds I'm down to under two bills Easily the best shape I've been in

Feel good I used to I lowered the amount Of weed I did Had my blood worked on And his T was low And then He said he's 30 years old

He's single He makes pretty good money It's cool to see Everything improve But however His 330 T is still low And anything below 400 is low doctors said testosterone supplements he sort of feels like it's shameful for some reason even though

people like you were in and chris williams will talk about it you and danny have talked about how back in the day you were to take testosterone he says he feels weird about taking it i mean there's just there are side effects like it will if you don't take it with i can't remember what the thing is but if you if you have to take it with a, like a cocktail, otherwise it will make you sterile. Someone told me that. I told you that because it shrinks your testes.

Because it's like the whole point is your, like test, your testes produce testosterone. And then if you're putting, I guess that makes sense. Synthetic testosterone, and then it shrinks your testes. And then you will like,

you become sterile. Well, I guess the negatives too. I don't see any of the shameful part. I think the shameful part, if you're in your part if you're 20, but if you're probably in your 30s, if you're getting in your 30s,

you probably want to. It's not shameful though because it's like really, the thing is some people do have actually like clinically low testosterone and then you're just like, whatever.

It's just one of those things that you kind of, it's like starting to take Rogaine. You're just like, once they start, you're on it. You know what I mean? Sure.

So you just have to accept that I'm this guy. Yeah, you have to accept that you're going to be on it. Like even I've thought I'd probably do it i don't think i have low but i sort of thought like i would probably do that but i think for sure at some point but it just probably won't be yet i think i have another i might maybe mid 40s is when i start fucking thinking i'm that guy i think but justin and nick these guys are like on it he was like

basically like i have more energy you don't understand he goes i feel fucking 20 again highly recommend is what he's saying he's going hard on this i've never yeah i mean i've never seen any downsides to it other than the sterile part well he says you and danny said you're the biggest consumer of dick pills that was me not danny and you said it's nice to have a boost and he says uh danny says he doesn't use them because he finds women with sex disgusting this guy's got you in the scope dude Well the rumor is that apparently The dick pills raise the T a little bit And I think they do Interesting I've never heard that

Well I think fucking they do man I think like Getting revved up sexually I think gets your T fucking cooking Yeah That Yeah I wonder I think there was a study that said

Dick pills raise your T a little bit I don't know Does Cialis raise T oh i don't know does cialis raise tea yeah i don't know yes by an appreciable amount yeah which you result in increases in testosterone levels and supernaturals yeah yeah definitely so all right it fucking uh increased protein expression of androgen receptors and decreased estrogen decreases your estrogen too well so i mean it's good for your heart i'm telling you yeah it's good for your heart the biggest recommendation i've ever made is like you're not on this all the

time it's like once every month or two you're on a fucking pill i told you those guys at america or whatever they're like they're he was saying that like that's gonna be the huge like thing in the future will be everybody's gonna be micro dosing uh for macro dosing but no more importantly but you take it every day yeah it's like daily well it makes you harder i mean danny needs a dick and maker get him um yeah but apparently danny's gonna show up to the podcast he's gonna be like yeah yeah i took some pills uh and it worked it made a lot harder and you're like danny what's going on in your forearm

you're just missing i'm in like a sling just missing the huge slava skin from your forearm what this oh i uh burned it on a pan it's a hot pan just the fucking biggest went for a bit of a dick surgery which one maker what were you doing down in mexico for that whole time yeah i don't i you could try tonga lee first that's the other thing because haven't you yeah do you like it i don't know if it Tonga Ali first That's the other thing Cause Tonga Ali You've been taking that haven't you Yeah You like it I don't know if it

I can't tell Someone from this podcast Also when I said I was taking Tonga Ali They said you should try this other one They sent me that too The thing is it's hard to tell Because if you don't do your blood work Before and after

That's the thing You're not measuring it So then how do you And I travel so much And my sleep's all over the place It's like hard to It's hard to ever have Like random sample

Cause it's always like There's so many factors That I'm factoring in. But I figure it can't hurt. No, it's not going to hurt. Okay. There's a little bit of comedy news. Arj Barker, comedian, hits back after he kicked out a breastfeeding women from his Melbourne Comedy Festival show.

And it's kind of a big story. There's like 100 articles about this. It's pretty funny. Breastfeeding in a comedy show Something else Yeah especially with the fucking What's going on in comedy With all the crowd work stuff

And you're like front wall Right Whipping out your tit Right you're looking for it Yeah you're like what are you doing You think this is not What the comedian's not gonna bring it up Even like

The baby was apparently crying and stuff And this woman's going on Like a fucking tour right now Being like I was treated poorly It's like You like a fucking tour right now being like, I was treated poorly. It's like you bring a fucking baby to a comedy show, you psychopath. Yeah. No, no, no. Wrong with you.

No, no. You don't bring a, you can't. There's one thing to be like, oh, I brought a baby to like a baseball game where it's loud and it's not, there's not the expectation of there being. I know. You're in a comedy show. Silence. It's like crazy.

Obviously the guy in Australia is going to say, going for a feed, mate. Isn't it? Catch me in Australia. Seven different shows in Australia and New Zealand. And New Zealand are not buying tickets. Worst show I've ever had in my life. I might even cancel it. I'm not going to cancel it, but I think we sold 200 tickets

or something like that. These fucking New Zealand weasels. Australia, however, might be adding shows. You're going to want to get those tickets. Melbourne, Sydney, and some of the other places even. Rob Schneider also had one. I think it's actually not as big a deal as they said, but Rob Schneider's comedy routine

was apparently too raunchy for a Republic event. So the Schneidmeister. Oh, the Schneid? The Schneidmeister. Well, because he probably just did jokes, and then he was at some fucking like Offending people At the concert

What were the jokes? Did they say? Apparently it was a Republican conservative event Yeah so they were probably like If you swear And he did the Korean whore houses He did stuff about Korean whore houses And apparently they're

Yeah they're probably not going to like that Clutching the pearls a little bit I told you that was my favorite thing. I went to the conservative event one time and they asked me to do comedy at it. I don't know if you know. It was like a billionaire event. Remember that? Yeah, I remember.

And then basically, but it was mostly conservative people. They had someone doing a seminar speech, whatever it was, about how you, how you can't say anything in comedy anymore. And they were all coming up to me afterwards. And then it was probably the, like most walkouts I've ever had in a set. And it was like, legitimately people were walking out like, well,

I never. And I was like, this person was just attending a, like you can't say anything in comedy. I think there's a free speech. They're going, yeah, not like that.

No, not like that. We're free speech. Like you could make a, you know, a joke about George I think there's a free speech. Yeah, not like that. No, not like that. We're free speech. Like you could make a joke about George Floyd. We're not free speech. Yeah, exactly. Talk about sucking. Go call Obama says from Kenya.

Yeah, that's the free speech we were talking about. You know what I mean? Big Mike stuff. You know, that's the kind of stuff we like. But the Schneidster getting kicked out of the show he actually got booted no someone got walked out but the the thing they were saying is that he got the light early but then he went on and said that he did his appropriate time oh so he got the light and just ignored it he apparently said that someone was walking out and then apparently. The Walkman. The Walking Outman. The Walk-a-lindo.

Walking out the picture. Christopher Walken. JJ, we used to call Christopher. We used to call JJ when he. JJ doesn't walk people as much anymore. But he used to always like have these blowouts on stage and people would walk out. And then we used to put on the Walker Texas Ranger music. Yeah, like literally I'd be in like the back and I'd pull it up on youtube that walker texas ranger the schneidster offending people with

the whorehouse bit man you can't fucking tell a whorehouse joke anymore so we've talked a bit about how the uh the i mean we talk a lot about how they're always trying to normalize every wacky shit yep but i mentioned that when we're always looking at articles and stuff there's a lot of articles that have been popping up trying to normalize the psychopath thing yeah and there's a lot of girls right now on tiktok that have these huge channels being like i'm a psycho. I'm loco. They don't say I'm loco, but they want to. I'm loco. Do you think there's like a Mexican gang member that's like, you don't think I'm loco? And then the girl's like, I actually have a channel about being loco myself. Yeah, me too.

It's two of us. Couple of locomotions. Couple of locos. Their whole channel is just Do you not think I'm fucking local? Vic is a self-proclaimed psychopath Psychopath There you go

I have a channel about being a psychopath Hey man Everybody needs an identity Are your girls an influencer? What kind of influencer? Psycho influencer. Just some psycho shit. She's trying to bring psycho,

bring a psycho to. It is so funny how quickly, like, five years ago, people started realizing that I can basically be like, I'm retarded, and,

you know, get a thing. My favorite. I mean, I'll tell you what you don't want to be, nothing. You do not want to just be like, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you're a chick, you go, what are you,

I don't know. Are you anxious? Not really. No. Good Nah. You're a chick. You go, what are you? I don't know. Are you anxious? Not really. No. Good luck. Good luck with that. Addictions? No.

You were telling me that, you know, and I agree, but you were saying it's just like an old-fashioned freak show where it's like a bearded lady. That's how it is. You're the world's fattest man. Yeah. The funny part is you'll see, like, there's one, if you go on Facebook, there's like, I don't, like I said, I don't follow anyone, so I get hit with a lot of wacky shit if i ever scroll through there and it'll be um like a a girl that's like missing a hand but she's smoking hot yeah and it was just like

no one's having sympathy for that you're a hot woman i'm just saying like oh no you're gonna have to use your mouth. Yeah. I mean. Unless the pussy's missing. That's not what TikTok or Instagram are like. That's for sure. But this girl's fucking loco, dude. Crazy. I'm crazy. She was diagnosed with antisocial personality disorder when she was 19 years old.

In recent months, she's been sharing her unique worldview on tiktok to a rapidly growing audience to destigmatize the disorder why do we want to destigmatize being a literal psychopath because they have to destigmatize everything i want to go on there and just be like i'm a real psycho and call her a poser and be like no that's not even psycho at all she's like just yesterday i punched a girl i'm like not that psycho Nah Poser Grab you the knife thing You do this Oh I'll show you I'll show you psycho Yeah

Do you have any kids? Did you kill them? They're still alive? Okay I mean I guess yeah Sure Fucking amateur shit right here It's the crowd work

It's the crowd work Of being psycho What's up everybody Just killed another cat Tomorrow Tune in I'm gonna be torturing bugs Yeah Yeah I don't I mean What's up, everybody? Just killed another cat. Tomorrow, tune in. I'm going to be torturing bugs.

Bam. Yeah. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Yeah, I mean, chicks just need identity. You know, it's like a race for an identity. Yeah, this one, I think there is also some of them that are just like, wait, we can be famous for having something wrong with us? Yeah, it's just like an untapped market. They go, fuck, there's probably...

I mean, there's been no shortage of guys telling chicks they're psychos forever now they're just kind of putting an official stamp on it do you think you and you every guy should go to the girl and be like oh my god good news there's a way for you to monetize yourself do you remember how you you just remember how you poured that uh pot of boiling oil on me there's actually a career in that now here's the girl being like i'm thinking about oh what do you do for a living she's like i'm an influencer you're like oh psycho influencer she's like no normal what is the psycho influencer i just thought that maybe you were yeah yeah i mean they're gonna have conventions and stuff for sure they're gonna just a bunch of just a bunch of they'll be like it won't be all these psychos they'll probably have like an umbrella be like

psychos sociopaths sociopaths in their one area the psychos in the other they'll probably have like an umbrella It'll be like psychos, sociopaths Sociopaths in their one area The psychos in the other area Psycho con? Some sort of con And then there's going to be like another psycho Kind of doing the conference Like at the top of us

Like psychos, you know they try to hold us down Yeah for sure Some people are like I'm both And they're like you can't be both You can't be both, man. You gotta pick. It's like the Capulets and the Montagues, man. You gotta be a psychopath or a sociopath.

Generally, we're taught by movies and TV shows that psychopaths are the villains. Vic wants you to know that they aren't bad people. She has friends. She cries sometimes, mainly as a stress release. And she admits that she can reduce tears that she usually uses um to manipulate people oh wow the psycho chick is crying empathy is like a faucet i can turn it on and off if i want to be empathetic towards others i can although uh she does follow that statement up by saying it helps me to manipulate people i cry sometimes on command

that's a psycho when i need to get what I want? Totally normal. You know what these people used to have to do back in the day before influencing? They had to be the third chair on a morning radio show. Oh, that's wacky. We're Brad, Frank, and the Maniac. What was that David Cross joke?

They used to always... The Gator and the Lunatic. They always had one crazy guy. We have Brad, Tom, and the Lunatic. He's in a cage. His shirt's all tattered. Time-tested formula. That's these girls right now That's what They have to go on TikTok

To do their one man show Whereas back in the day They had to be the third mic On a morning radio show Yeah that's true Now they probably get more attention Than being on a morning radio show though The dog, the bear

And the lunatic Welcome to the dog zone She's got chains on That'd be funny Do her thing She's got chains on That'd be funny To her She's got chains on Yeah Bring out the lunatic

It's like I think the Hey Turn it off I think the chains are too heavy Take it Do it again Tells his boyfriend

Turn the camera off We're doing it again Yeah Just coming out of my lair Right now Another one I'm a There's multiple articles we got a bunch i only i only pick two but i am a sociopath i love it dr patrick ganye says he strangled a cat broken into homes and stabbed a child in the head oh stab a child in the head totally normal stuff all while feeling no guilt or shame

now she's a psycho now she's a psychologist who says everyone should be like her um yeah yeah you should is it just because you need to feel what it's like to stop dr patrice gagne and she said she's stabbed a child in the head and now you can she's got a tiktok stab a child in the head just to know what she's got a tiktok channel stab a child in the head just to know what it feels like well i think she's gotten control of it now she's not stabbing in the head but she says i'm a liar i'm a thief i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a lover i'm a liar i'm a thief i check my tiktok channel man these chicks i'm i'm a liar i'm a thief i'm emotionally minute didn't work i'm emotionally manipulative i don't feel guilt i don't feel shame that's what they that's what the

song says i do not feel ashamed can we get her a job in the military or something that's like that's where you're supposed to go that's like this these two chicks unfortunately they're chicks but like i mean they can both go to the military. That's what we need to do with them. Yeah, well. Send them to the army. Honestly, it's like these are psychopaths. And sure, whatever.

They're figuring out a way to make some money on TikTok, I guess. But the crazy part is why are these fucking bloggers pushing this? And there's nothing wrong with it. It's like, no, there is actually pretty something wrong with it. Because there's nothing wrong with it. It's like, no, there is actually pretty something wrong with it. Because there's nothing wrong with anything. Nothing wrong with anything. There's no objective standard of one thing being better than another. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with anything.

That's the whole point is to go, yeah, here's my thing and nothing wrong with it. I'm a murderer. There's nothing wrong with it. She does school drop off and pick up every day For other moms who are just like her On the surface So she urges us to be more understanding Of sociopaths who she says Suffer from emotional learning disability Lacking the conscience that keeps most of us

On the straight and narrow Psychopaths are people too I mean I guess as long as they're not hurting animals She was hurting animals I think But I'm still hurting it Yeah I guess she was hurting animals Yeah I think. But I'm still hurting it. Yeah, I guess she was hurting animals, yeah. Yeah, because that's when they turned into serial killers. It's weird that you're sort of allowed to torture some animals.

Like, if you want to, like, torture bees, like, you kind of can. Yeah, you can torture bees. Like, there are sort of certain animals that you kind of can torture. I guess is it based on, like, how smart they are, like, and how pain reacts with the brain? Oh, it's how, yeah. Like, if there's sort of, like, a consciousness, like, it's a different level.

Yeah, it's their degree of consciousness. Like, nobody's ever been arrested for, like uh torturing a fish or a worm or something but yeah it is still mean though yeah you ever done that thing though when you're a kid where you took a piece of floss and you took a bee and you put it in the freezer and then you tie a floss to the bee and then you have like a pet bee because then it wakes up from the freezer it wakes up yeah it wakes up basically you put it in the freezer it goes to sleep and then you have like a pet bee because then it wakes up from the freezer it wakes up? yeah it wakes up basically you put it in the freezer

it goes to sleep and then tie a piece of floss around it what do you tie the piece of floss to? just to its abdomen and then it wakes up you take it out

and then it wakes up and then you have like a bee on a string that's pretty cool yeah do you actually worked? yeah and you'd have a bee

on a string? yeah that's the most dangerous man around by the way it didn't do what you wanted it to do if you just have a bunch of bees on a string? Yeah. That's the most dangerous man around, by the way. It didn't do what you wanted it to do. If you just have a bunch of bees on a string. You could, but they're going to sting you at some point, if you have too many of them.

Oh, I guess they can just come sting you. Yeah, they can come sting you. Yeah, I guess. That's true. You just want the one bee, and then you kind of do that for a minute, and then you just... I got stung by like fucking 40 bees one time.

Really? I was mowing the grass, and then against my will. They used to fucking make me do slave labor out in the backyard non-stop man and i had to pick up the i had to move the piece of paper and then i moved a piece of paper and it had like a bee's nest under there and they just went fucking ham on me that's tough i was running and then the fucking uh that was running the screen door was closed i you. Candy man's just fucking doing me in. Yeah.

I got bit by a lot of wasps. You know, I was kind of thinking girls had a pretty good deal when they, cause for years they kind of were like real men do this. Like there was like, you know, real men carry groceries in, you know,

real men take out the garbage and you, and you kind of could be, you could kind of get guys to do anything by saying real men do this. And they sort of were doing that. You know what men take out the garbage And you kind of could be You could kind of get guys to do anything by saying Real men do this and they sort of were doing that You know what I mean like real men fix shit And you'd be like well that's me a real man I better do these chores But then they started saying like

Real men like obese women Real men support trans athletes Real men cry They started doing all this stuff and then people just stopped listening to them And they sort of probably ruined their thing a little bit. Yeah. Because they had a pretty good scam where they could just say real men do something, and then guys would have to sign up, and they would line up to do it.

Yeah. But then they made them too ridiculous. Yeah. Sometimes these are not real women, though. Real men cry, I would say that. Yeah, real men cry. Like, girls would start saying that stuff, and the guy would just be like, That only works when the chicks aren't gross, though.

But even then, though, they don't actually like guys that cry. They start lying to you about what guys like when they were saying real men take out the garbage they were listing off things that they want you to do but that actually is true they want you to do yeah they do so when they were saying like real men do all this stuff like real men would fix a carburetor it actually is true that you've learned to fix a carburetor and girls that would actually kind of like that skill then they started selling you shit that would actually girls make you like you less. They started saying real guys cry and then the guy's like,

why isn't it working? Does that work? No. Real women do the laundry and stuff. I don't know. That's sort of thinking that. That's a good deal, but guys aren't telling them like, oh, real women actually get fat. You don't want us to have to tell you.

They're saying cry over spilled milk. That was one guy 20 years ago that cried, one guy 200 years ago that They don't have to get fat. You don't want us to have to tell you. They're saying cry over spilled milk. That was one guy 200 years ago that cried once over spilled milk, and we're still talking about it 100,000 years later. One time. That was a chick. That was not a guy who cried over spilled milk. Who's more likely to cry over some spilled milk?

Here's my hypothesis, though. If it was a girl that cried over spilled milk milk no one would have mentioned it past that afternoon where's the guy the town like the town guy cried over spilled milk it was probably that's why it became a saying because it was like a big huge guy cried over spilled milk and everyone's like remember the time brad cried over spilled milk and then it became like a big thing the chick wouldn't shut up about it two years later she's still talking about the fucking shut up nah Ryan's fucking

trying to do the dogs dirty by saying that was a guy no way it was one guy that was listening to the girls some too many girls told him he needs to cry and then he cried

over the spilled milk and then every guy still talking about it 2000 years later nah that was a chick who cried it's a girl thing sorry boys

by the way the Fouchinator yeah Dr. Fouch It's a girl thing. Sorry, boys. By the way, the Fauci-nator? Yeah. Dr. Fauci? I'm getting so many ads right now on Twitter, by the way, from Rand Paul.

Ads from Rand Paul? From Rand Paul on Twitter that he wants Fauci behind bars. And it's like literally... Well, he's been saying that for a minute. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But now I'm getting ads and I'm like, what are your ads? I mean, I'd like to see Fauci behind some Fucking X bars at least Because Fauci needs to Put some meat on those

Little fucking String bean bones of his Yeah we saw that first pitch Low T Fauci Yeah Someone was telling me They could get me to Throw the first pitch at the Jays

You're gonna do it? Someone was telling me That the Jays Like uh Jeff Dye Someone there liked me or something And I could go throw The first pitch or something, but I don't want to do that. I have no interest in doing that.

Why would I want to do that? I mean, there's kind of – For what? I haven't watched a Jays game, and there's 10,000 a season. If you pull a 50 cent, then it's a tough look. Why would I want to do that? I don't know. What's the benefit?

If you like the Jays. I don't see the upside. You got to throw a strike, man. You're going to be wearing a fucking Blue Jays jersey that says Bugman on the back. That is true, right? There's like a one in ten chance you botch it and people never forget it. Dude, the 50 cent pitch is like literally people still bring it up. I'm actually pretty good at throwing on pitches.

I'll be fine. I don't think that would be a problem. I just don't care about baseball. The big mistake that most people make when they throw a bad pitch is they pitch off the mound, which is a big mistake. Oh, the mound throws you off. Totally fucks up. You got to go off the front of it. I probably would throw me off.

You're right. But some people don't think and they'll just go off the mound. You got to be synced up to actually throw a strike off the mound. Sure. Well, I'm not doing it anyway. But the Fouchinator, stuff keeps kind of coming out. Yeah. Because you're right. People like Rand Paul'm not doing it anyway. But the Fauci-nator, stuff keeps kind of coming out. Because you're right. People like Rand Paul are not letting this go.

Fauci just wants to go back to his cave and just sort of be a hero. But a lot of the Fauci's are like, no, no, no. But the thing that was interesting was one of the new studies. There's always a few studies here and there and I only picked this one. But basically when he was doing the coronavirus gain of function research

yeah the thing that like got uncovered recently which is kind of like you know one of his many little scandals or whatever like the beagles base yeah basically they wanted to do a novel coronavirus to engineer to infect human cells while leaving no trace of its lab origins so the initial like doctor that they sent to people, they were like, we want this to not be able to look like it came from a lab. And it's like, why would that matter? Like, why would that be in the thing?

Doesn't that sound suspicious? You go, why would you need that? Yeah, why would you need that? Makes you think, huh? What's that Fauci up to? Really makes you think, what are you up to, Fauci? Where has he been for the last two years? I think he's gone. You think if Trump wins that fauci really makes you think what's this what are you up to fowl where's he been for the last two years i think he's you think if trump wins fucking fauci although i guess he worked under trump was he was fauci from before trump was fauci's been around for a

minute pal was fauci working under obama and then he just was like the guy who he's fauci's been working forever right so yeah yeah but then but then after Trump. So, he's born in a coronavirus lab. I think if anything, Trump, if he gets reelected, he basically has to put him on trial. Big show trial. Trump goes, you like my show trials? Here's a fucking trial for the country. Fauci trials would be wild, eh? Wouldn't that be crazy?

He shows up in a fucking handcuffed perp walk, orange jumpsuit. That would be something else all the fucking chicks at columbia are fucking being like you're like you go after fauci we love fauci i would definitely go to that trial and do street interviews i'll tell you that much i was actually wondering all those protesters at columbia and stuff do they all wear masks because they're afraid of covid or to cover their face or both probably both at this point but if it's for COVID, that's fucking wild. I mean, I still see... Where did I see it?

I mean, there's still people, so many people still obsessed with COVID. I know we talk about... I can't fucking open this. Want me to grab that for you, retard? Why is it so hard? Oh, is it a spin? All that Fauci talk got him so fucking

wound up. Oh, it's, you know what, I never opened these. It has, like, it lines up with the thing. So, the rest gap, if you don't mind, Danny, we're trying to do a show here. Oh, I'm trying to open a zin, Ryan. If you wouldn't mind, we're doing a show here for the kind people who are patrons

of patreon.com slash theboyscast, which we are now 400 away from reaching our next goal where me and danny will be doing another shooting some gun episode of our tv show episode three and if you haven't seen the other ones you can go over there and see hundreds of episodes and two and oh also you can see the two episodes of our half hour tv show yeah one of them's 45 minutes, actually. Well, this one's funny, though, that they were trying to push,

like trying to do the dogs dirty because they're always trying to push why things are easier for dudes, right? But they go, is the rest gap why women are so exhausted? So we got a, if you give me a siren here, Danny. New gap alert, new gap alert,

new gap alert, new gap. That was pretty good. I feel like we had it there. New gap alert. So they said that women are more exhausted. Now, they're saying it's not because of all the yapping. It's not for making all the psycho TikToks. Some people have said maybe if they did a little less binging The Bachelor until all

hours of the night, maybe they would have a little more energy. Focus on their sleep. A little less doom scrolling. Then you'd have a little less time. But they're saying it's not that. What is it then? In essence, the rest gap describes the idea that women get less sleep of men because of societal pressures and expectations that take their focus away from much needed rest. Zero explanation as to why.

Yeah. They just throw that out there and you go, how do societal pressures result in less sleep? And they just go, women are conditioned to take care of others before themselves but why does that make you sleep less? Not ringing a bell. I mean, I can understand maybe like if you have a baby. That's the only thing that makes sense but that's not what they're saying. Because the baby wants their mother. But unfortunately, they are

not saying that. So what are they saying? What are they saying? Well, they don't get more sleep than me, I'll tell you that much. But why? They never explain and they go, oh oh women are more empathetic and you're like but how does that get you less sleep well because you're so just staying up worrying about everybody so then you can't sleep because you're just worrying a bit of a worry wart you know the weird thing is i think i was actually thinking when i was reading this

there's so many like you know this is like girl channels are like how to be a psycho yeah there are so many i kind of almost feel bad for girls because there are so many right now male channels that kind of like give guys good advice you know some of it's not you have to parse through some of it it's not all perfect but like there's so many genuine guys that are like successful in good shape have a good life that are like you know aggregated all their best tips and to give them on the internet sure women all of their tips are legitimately why the world needs to change like if you're saying women for some reason if you're saying women there's too much societal pressures and all these things are happening and that's why they're sleeping less why would your

like articles and advice not be to like how to change that for yourself there's no solutions no it's not solutions it's like why the world's wrong more like women are more prone to complaining well apparently they're not prone to complaining and that's why they can't sleep we live in a productivity obsessed world in office settings women are often working doubly hard to prove themselves again they don't actually have any stats to back this up they're just saying in general I mean they would not be able to there's in general they're like they work twice as hard

at work based on what it's like my friend Stacy was a really hard worker I was like mumbo jumbo she makes half as much as the CEO so she must be a working exactly yeah probably works as many hours the CEO yeah this is even more ascorbated for black women other women of color, members of the

LGBT community, so now fucking gay people are working harder, if anything sometimes it's the opposite because you handle them with care a little bit dude I legitimately when I find employees, I'm just saying for myself, maybe this is whether it's good or bad, I'm probably, like if I had a

male employee, I've had like where I worked with guys and girls I'm actually, like if I had a male employee, I've had like where I worked with guys and girls. I'm actually like nicer to the girls. Yeah. Like guys, I'm more likely to be like. I mean, which one is more likely to cry at work? Right. So I actually, like it's not, they don't have to work doubly hard to prove themselves.

It's the opposite sometimes. I mean, that's the thing. They have to work the same hard and I'll be like, great job. Sure. Because I'm like afraid of them a little bit. Yeah, because they might start crying at any moment. They're a goddamn powder keg. But gay guys are probably sometimes afraid of them a little bit. Yeah. Cause then we start crying at any moment. They're a goddamn powder keg. Just.

But gay guys are probably sometimes more of a powder keg than women. I don't think a gay, I don't think you guys are gonna be crying at work. I can see. They're gonna be more like poisoning your food in the lunchroom. Just the same thing as there's lots of different types of normal people, like guys or girls. There's a lot of different types of gay guys. Right. And there was a certain type of gay guy that, like, handle

with care. Sure, sure. Yeah, yeah. Like, my brother's not a handle with care guy. But there are certain gays where you just be like, that guy could fucking blow up on me any moment. Fucking put me on blast on the internet. Mentally volatile people. Well, yeah. Yeah.

A.K.A. a woman. Yeah, women. These are very feminine. Not all women. But the thing is, if you go, we live in a productivity world. This is the first part where you're just like, they're too worried about stuff. Think about how much women probably are wrapped up in caring about every cause and all that stuff, even though none of it, they can help. Yeah.

Or affects them. Right. So probably instead of practical advice, like, okay, if you're fucking thinking about that stuff and you're going to sleep, just thinking about the world, like maybe you need to find a way to like wean yourself off of this shit a little bit. Cause you're not helping anyway.

Yeah, for sure. But the answer is more when these articles, the answer is like, no society needs to stop giving you so much pressures and expectations. Uh, we need to stop focusing on productivity as a society. Okay.

Right. I mean, productivity is not a bad thing. So you can add the rest gap to the wealth gap, the health gap. They just don't have to compete against men. They don't like that. Because now that they're equals,

you go, okay, well, then you compete against men. Yeah, kind of is just one of those things where you're like, yeah, there is probably some degree where you're like, guys have been in the workforce longer, so they have some degree of better coping mechanisms for it. Yeah.

And they're just not allowed to really make a huge scene out of their problems they just have to internally deal with it well that's but that's that's a point that you could easily say the other way around right because they're sort of saying like hey women are more empathetic so they uh women are objectively more empathetic but you could also say that you know men are told to suck it up more so they they suck it up more so that's why they get less sleep and that's why like it just feels like you're just listing off the differences of women and then you never really explain how they actually affect sleep yeah i mean the only thing i'll concede is like yeah the child rearing for sure i'm sure that's the only one sure which is a big one it's not obvious but just say it don't say like these well if you're saying because

they have kids and they send the babies they get wake up with the babies more that's why they get less sleep everyone be like yeah that makes sense but you're like because they have kids and they stay in the babies, they wake up with the babies more. That's why they get less sleep. Everyone would be like, yeah, that makes sense. But you're like, no, because the world's focused on productivity and that disproportionately affects women negatively. Well, you can't be super productive in a workplace if you've got all these kids to deal with. And other sleeping women knows. Here's another one. I'm telling you.

I bring these things when there's trends, man. I'm not just bringing one. I'm bringing you. There's 14 different. Where there's smoke, there's fire. Also, it catches a trend. Like someone picks up on it, and then other people are like, they get their gap

alarm, and they all catch on it. Women aren't sleeping? Women aren't sleeping! Women aren't sleeping! Damn it, we sleeping! Fire up the presses! Get one of these unpartisan NPR articles cooking right now. Women are sleeping less and stressed out more than ever. But again, you could...

Women are not stressed out more than ever. Based on, you could... Women are not stressed out more than ever. Based on what? I think some of it is based on their choices to be engaging with stressful content online consistently. These are literally claims that are impossible to... Dude, if you're outside protesting every year... You could say, like, hey, men are more jealous than ever. You go, what the fuck does that mean?

Yes, I agree with you. You go, men are more jealous than ever. You go, explain. You go, I can't't but i know they are than ever they were more stressed out than like when their family was being like raided by uh yeah when you're like you're in the middle of the night like a fucking bomb dropped on you they were probably more stressed out then my if this is my grandma the other that is a good point though it is just a random random things that probably can't be proven yeah i was and there also might be a thing where you're just like if if women are stressed out more than ever you could also say it's like well yeah because they used to stay at home with the kids and now they have to have jobs

yeah that's more stressful and they still have some responsibility like part of it you could just be like well women are more stressed and you're like well yeah now they're like working at like banks and stuff like that and they used to just sit at home fucking uh feeding applesauce to a kid. Yeah. That's more stressful. Watching Barney. And you still got to do a thing about your kid.

Like, you still probably have more than 50% of that for some reason. But if you were trying to solve it, like, they're not usually

trying to solve, these articles are never trying to solve it. They're trying to be like, and fucking fix it, pal. Yeah. Change everything. Yeah.

But what you should be, it's like, well, okay, so how do you figure out how to get started? Probably exercise probably helps that. Like, again, try to engage with less stressful content stop worrying about things you can't control i've seen a lot of people that are very stressed out control

is like maybe the number one thing that's a big one that i i noticed with like it's almost it's a younger person too a lot of these things that you'd say women they also like appealed like younger people where you're just like yeah you don't get don't like when you look at your life like objectively you're just like don't get overly stressed over the things that aren't actually helping you yeah yeah for sure i mean i was just i you i know you always like to make fun of me because my friends were like not dialed into anything but i was just hanging out yeah hanging out with a bunch of them they're not stressed out because you have three friends they don't know any of that i'm telling telling you, it's more than that. You don't have that many friends. I don't know.

You claim that... He lives in New York. Danny claims he has this hordes and hordes of friends. These are all my friends back in Canada. They go to different schools. They go to different schools. You don't know them. I've known Danny for 15 years.

They're just my friends from high school. I've known Danny for 15 years. Probably seen you two, three times a week for 15 years. Never heard of these guys. The only time they come up is when they have to support one of your points. These 15 men that all happen to agree with you. They don't agree

with me. I'm just saying. They don't know what's going on. You got your couple of suburb golfing buddies that don't pay attention. I don't know if social media is a great life. Even their chicks and stuff, they don't care about any of this stuff. Yeah, I'm sure there's different stresses. It depends on your job, right?

The big stress is if you have a stressful job or not. Their stress is just their job. But again, imagine you have your job and then also all these fucking random things going on in the world. Yes. On top of that, your job you can control. You go, I can show up to work an hour earlier i can stay an hour later i can be more productive i could blah blah blah like especially now people are working from home it's like these people like it's saying they're

stressed out more than ever it's like well you're kicked up in your pajamas fucking working on your laptop doing a zoom call that too it's probably easier maybe not better for the companies but for people it's like you literally so many people that entered the workforce now you work two hours a day less just because you don't commute yeah like those people working down the street at google they're like probably all those chicks are like i'm more stressed out than i've ever been you're like why israel that's what i mean yeah you go what do you mean you're like you work at google you make 400 grand a year as a fucking like safety team on like the ai just walking in sensor no no sensor sensor do you see elon musk getting into it with the ceo or the australia thing yeah the president of australia prime minister yeah

that's the thing australia thinks they're like australia just needs to kind of flex and go hey we're not irrelevant so they go hey elon you got to do stuff. He's like, no. Well, the problem was apparently that they're saying he wants them to censor people in Australia everywhere else. Yeah. He was just like,

I'll censor him in Australia. Priest getting stabbed. And then they go, we, that video cannot be on the internet. You're like, I don't know who told you what's going on in Australia. You guys don't get to dictate what's going on in the internet.

All right. Just more videos of people fighting kangaroos. Give us some kangaroo videos. Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about, but you know, dictating to the world. I'll tell you what,

if the prime minister of Australia tries to come to my show, he's going to fucking get kangarooed by me, man. He's going to hear it. Verbally. He's going to get verbally kangarooed. I'm going to give him a mouthful and I'll get, and you know what man He's gonna hear it Verbally He's gonna get verbally kangarooed Sure I'm gonna give him a mouthful

And you know what He's paying double There you have it President of Australia You're paying double If you're coming to my show If you play your cards right You might be able to give Ryan a mouthful

No you won't Yeah No You actually Even if you play your cards right You won't be able to give me a mouthful Give me a mouthful Probably less

Probably half a mouthful on that guy. Small d. Still sucking it, though. Just a lot of room in there. You show up and he'd be like, you want to suck it? He goes, how many older brothers do you have? I go, actually, I'm the oldest.

He goes, fuck, alright. Well, fuck. Do you know anybody? Do you do a podcast with anyone who has an older brother? I go, actually, I'm the oldest. And he goes, fuck. All right. Well, fuck. All right. I'll move on. You know anybody? Do you do a podcast with anyone who has an older brother? They might fall into that category. American stress. So the poll found 36% of women and 48% of men found that they were getting less sleep

than they needed. Just 27% of young women said that they get good sleep. But also, this is based on saying it. So again, you could also say that men are more likely to say that they're fine when they're not for sure so a study where they're just saying it doesn't necessarily like you'd have to actually have to bring them in and check it you're gonna do like a sleep like i've had i had a friend of mine who like he was having fucked up sleeping like you gotta go to like a clinic for like two days or something and like sleep there and stuff and they monitor you and yeah hook you up

to like a hundred machines american stress levels are on the rise particularly among women women most affected 53 percent of women reported feeling stressed compared to 45 percent of men younger women reported feeling more stressed i think that obviously social media is making people more stressed but if you can cope it you can be less stressed like you know everyone doesn't have to be on social media you are like like we have to be on. Yeah. So many people, it's like you do not have to be scrolling through TikTok.

Absolutely not. You can watch a movie. And shouldn't this be compared to like generations and stuff? Like, shouldn't be like, like women now are more stressed than women were like previous generation versus just saying they're just more stressed. Yeah.

Then what? Then they were. Yeah. Then like, shouldn't it be like, oh, it's more stressful than, dude, I was telling you. So I was talking to my cousin and she um she like found out her she has like a or her husband has like a some cousin in like france or something that he met through that

they found out about through the 23 and me or thing she was telling this guy basically her uh he like remarried and he has a thing but essentially the story was during the war like world war ii this guy was supposed to meet with his family to go take like a boat somewhere they were like because they were like escaping the war and he was late for the boat and then the boat took off without him with his family and then the fucking boat got bombed so then his whole family died and then just like he's like that sucks he just started a new life whoa well one thing he was just late for a boat ride and then he lived he lost his whole family and you're like yeah that seemed more stressful back then that's pretty stressful i see more stressful that that was just

like on the table yeah you know basically adam sandler in the 9-11 movie exactly yeah i haven't seen it but but yeah it does seem uh a little bit like propaganda that it's it's more but a lot of those factors even if it is it just seems to me like stuff of it when you're like if you look at someone when you look at someone and then you they go i'm really stressed you go yeah you should solve that yeah for sure you know what i mean you're like what do you know the world should solve that you're right yeah what do you i mean i mean stress is bad for you you're like like, what are you doing? Do you do breathing exercises? And you're like, oh, I'm so stressed at my job.

It's like, well, at some point, maybe you're not capable to do this job and you need an easier job. There's other jobs. Absolutely. You know what the most propaganda? I've been kind of saying this on stage a couple of times. But the most propaganda you've ever seen was obviously period sock, blah, given. Obviously, right? But when they do the, you ever see the videos where they do the period,

they put the belt on the guy to show him what period cramps are like? Yeah. It's just an electrocution, right? Oh, they have like stone cold Steve Austin and he's like, like he's a German spy being tortured for information and you're just like,

yeah, I've seen this girl cry because she got stung by a mosquito. She's not going through that every month. You're like, look, I've had stomach cramps before from getting food poisoning. Like, yeah, they suck, but probably those are worse than your ones. It's not. The belt is propaganda, dude.

He goes, well, I said, girls will never know the pain of buying an expensive dinner and then going your separate ways with the chick. That's a real pain. You want to do something? She goes, no, I go home you go all right they should do guys this is what it this is ladies this is what it feels like when a guy buys a 300 dinner they put like a fucking bodysuit on they go just mike tyson shows up and just punches you in the head yeah i i just do but it can't be true right they have these like huge guys huge guys. Dude, I saw Mark Wahlberg did one. He's like.

The problem is you don't put them on a woman. So she'd be like, oh yeah, that is what this feels like. A woman would probably be like, oh, but what the fuck? Yeah, why wouldn't she just be like business as usual? Yeah, exactly. She goes, oh, this is nothing. That's propaganda at its finest. You're not getting electrocuted at a high voltage.

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