The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Female Police Officers Go undercover to Arrest Catcallers & Gay Male Cheerleaders

Episode Date: August 22, 2025

Catcalling sting operations are underway in the UK, controversy over gay male NFL cheerleaders, and why billionaires try so hard to be “cool.” SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Appleton: Sept 19/20 Columbus: Sept 26, Cincinnati: Sept 27, Cleveland: Sept 28, Baltimore: oct 3-5 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail]    Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST   Chapters: 00:00 - Only 30% of people have an internal monologue 00:50 - Intro 01:16 - Ryan’s bender 02:22 - Male cheerleaders 10:17 - Comedy Cruise 11:22 - Aussie footballer cries in interview 25:51 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year 27:56 - AD - AG1 - Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order plus a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 AG1 travel packs 30:24 - British cop catcalling sting 40:56 - Comedy cruise hijinks 52:28 - Trump & Putin’s absurdly long handshake 58:20 - The cooler billionaires try to be the more people hate them 1:03:01 - Women default on student loan debt more than men 1:07:13 - Woman blows up pregnant friend’s fiancee’s spot 1:13:31 - Denmark’s mermaid statue controversy 1:23:48 - Being online is destroying young peoples personalities 1:30:45 - Maxim getting flak for articles published in the 90’s 1:35:04 - Howard Stern then and now 1:38:31 - Man with world’s largest hog broke his arm because of it 1:39:26 - Wrap up

According to a study, approximately 30% of men don't have an inner monologue, and approximately 5% of men have an inner monologue that says, Killer, do it, bury the body in the river, start a new life for the woman who respects you. You're way too much of a borgie to leave her. This is your only way out. The Guardian describes an inner monologue as, pick up the pillow, you color. You can smell the peace and quiet. You know you'll never divorce her, and if you do, she'll take everything you built. Time is running out.

Uh-oh, I think she woke up. She's asking why you're holding the pillow. Say something, say something. Start fluffing it. Act like you're fluffing the pillow. Your indecisiveness cost us everything Now you'll never be with a woman who understands your high value Stop breathing so heavy

She's gonna know You know she hates when you breathe heavy Oh, titty's kind of out Maybe she'll have sex with us Give it a shot, why not? Okay, she said no Maybe we can crank one out in the bathroom Put the water on, pretend you're taking a shower

And fire up the hub Alright, let's get something to eat Oh, I think we have leftover pizza The boys The boys cast Collapse The boys cast The door

Prepare your sons For the boys cast The bros The boys cast The Holy The boys cast The dudes Inspeople

The boys cast And And the boys cast And The boys are back in town And Danny back in town He's not done He's not done

He's not My bender is officially over. I've fucking been on one, my friend. I'm a bender. I actually have been on one. I came back. I'm actually locked in. I've been editing, working on stuff for this.

I got a bunch of dates that I'm announcing because I'm going to be Appleton, Milwaukee, Columbus, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Baltimore, Eugene, New York, which, Danny, you'll do New York, New York, Fort Worth, Dallas, San Francisco, Sacramento. I'm also got Austin and Houston. soon. I got fucking Toronto coming. Boys, we're out here. Danny's in Saratoga. Saratoga Springs this weekend Friday and you got screwed because they didn't put the ticket link

up. Yeah, it's been up for like three days. Because you know all the slobs around there looking for, you're probably begging for those Danny. All fucking slabs are like, where are my goddamn tickies? Where are my Danny's fucking Dallas in October. Dallas Teha. Where am I Danny Ticket? The inner monologue

is hitting them. Yeah, the inner monologue. You know what's funny? Fucking ticket link. So the first thing is the mail year leader is probably, because every time we have a guest the week before, I feel like we have extra, like, kind of like going through all the stuff I want to talk about it, and I was like, this is nine episodes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot.

I know it took two weeks off. But the male cheerleader thing was funny, because if originally when I first saw, by the way, I would like to say everybody who's in a huff about this, this is a big win for the boys. Why is that? Because we're taking over female spaces. Taking over female spaces. I guess they go but they're gay ones. Still a win for the boys.

No, I kind of agree with you a little bit because there was a part of me, so there's two things the first part. And also this isn't the fucking 60s where you're like, oh, I got to go watch a fucking, oh man, look at her, I can see your fucking kneecap. Oh my God. Wow. There's fucking hardcore porn everywhere you want it. Accessible all the time. Especially in Danny's Bathurst. Yeah, you don't need to go a fucking football game to be like, oh, look at her. Well, there is something to be said about if they were going to bring like a,

they obviously have guide cheerleaders, but they have a guy cheerleader to do it in the girl part. Oh, yeah. Yeah. The thing is obviously people go, that's a very, They want like a fucking, you know, like a jacked straight dude. You go, that guy's plowing every one of them. But that's what I'm thinking. It's not like doing makeup with the girls. It's almost a win for the boys the other way too because you're just like, instead of like some hot guy, they have like fucking girls for the dudes and then gay guys for

nobody. Like there's just like, you know, because it's not like, you know, you almost rather your chick's not like, oh, and then something for the ladies. Right. Something for the ladies is like, like, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. It's really just like. But this guy was gay gay.

Oh, yeah. I was thought, I was like, you know, especially because. This guy's fucking helicoptering his dick at Pride gay. Because right now, a lot of times there is a bit where you'll see like, oh, they had a cheerleader and you're just like, okay, people are maybe making something out of nothing. This is, you know, this is Twitter. Then you take a peek at the guy and you're like, I mean, the man's, the man is gay. Yeah.

I mean, there are obviously like, you know, you watch, if you watch college, like basketball and stuff, there are like a lot of male cheerleaders, like, and a lot of them seem to be straight. And then you're like, at that point, you're like, that's the dude in women's studies class, right? Yes. You're just fucking cleaning up on SNS.

Taking down buddy, any guy in ballet that is straight is just like Oh dude Barisha that horn is

getting laid all over town slang and dick but uh yeah this is and also is like he's not this is the way

that the this moved through the news cycle I was like oh this is the first time an NFL team has had like mail

but you're like no there's many I don't know if they had them like this moment I put it this way I legitimately laughed out loud

when I saw it like I was kind of like, all right, let me take a peek of this. And I was just like, I burst out laughing. Yeah, yeah. It was like, look, it was like if you go to like a club and there's a guy with like nine girls and he's on the dance floor, I just like, you know what I mean? Of course.

Like, I was like dying. Here's the thing. In this era, you have two options with this kind of thing. You're getting gay man as a cheerleader or gross chick. Okay. So at least, and gross chick is replacing a hot chick. I guess a gay man would also be replacing a hot chick. But I don't know.

It's like you're getting, either way, you're getting something you don't like. And just like, you know, just focus on the football. That's what I'm saying. That's my message to you is just don't let them distract you from the football. Yeah. And the hot dogs and the beer. But it is a funny thing where just to walk through how they had to go through it. They're like, okay, we're going to add a guy.

We're like, okay, we're going to have another guy cheer. They're like, no, he's going to be a guy doing the girl part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they're just like, does he going to be gay? And they're like, I mean, buddy. Like, what do you think we're getting here? Of course. But like, I felt like it was like the owner of the team.

team did like auditions where he has like thousands of gay men and he's just sitting in the corner like gayer no no no gayer no no no no if i said i wanted a top i would ask for a top yeah i told you i want a thousand bottoms gayer this guy's what do you bring in me here this guy probably works on an oil rig he's not even making a fucking dent right now i'm fucking soft harder there's gonna be a couple boys who fucking go to the game sitting the fucking nosebleeds and they just had a few too many pops and one of the guys doesn't know there's a male cheerleader, he goes, dude, I love to fucking smash her. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, and they go, give him the binoculars, and it's just like Ace Ventura, he's like, oh, just laughing at the eyes. I've been sort of saying that with, you know, like, you probably, like, when you're traveling, you like looking at the sites where you're just like, ooh, a tower, you know what I mean? But I was saying, the girls all like it, and Danny, but I was saying the people that need to see all the

sites, they're eye gluttons. It's like a fat guy that just ate a buffet, and he's like, I can't have some dessert. That is legitimately women. I could do another temple. Like, I've seen all the temples. Now I could use something tall. Maybe some nature.

Hey, you know, my eyes are still thirsty. Thirsty eyes. The stuff hasn't even made a dent in my eye appetite. Hmm, that's nice. Yeah, more please. More please. More things to look at. Eye glutton.

Amen. But yeah, I think the guy was sitting in the, he's sitting in the audition room, like with the Wizard of Oz behind a curtain. Yeah. And he was just like, no. But he has his eyes through, like, I think they did the auditions, he threw a glory hall.

But an eye glory hall. He's just looking through. It's an eye glory hall, and he's just like, no. What does this guy? Work on an oil field? This guy probably drinks pop with his boys. I said, I wanted gay!

Yeah. See, I don't know if living in Canada just totally prepared, because, like, the Raptors dance pack forever was like, just hot chicks, and then they slowly were like, here's some gross ones. Here's some big ones.

Gay ones. Maybe some straight ones. Jump on the trampoline, break through the trampoline. They got to stop the game for a second While they filled it a little dent in the floor Yeah But I do remember a time like

When it was just all hot chicks And you know You look back fondly in those days Don't you Do I ever That was a good time man Habba Habba Habba Haba

It is if you watch this guy I was getting a fucking laugh at It's as flamboyant gays You can get Did I have a video of the guy No I didn't have it But yeah But there's two

it's in your special unlisted folder I don't have it there just guy with a pistol in his mouth like if I don't see a fucking it's in Ryan's taxes 2025 taxes folder

for some reason how they getting there they well they said there's a lot of articles that said this out sports do you think that it gets a lot of traction

outsports. Yeah I guess it's Out Magazine and they're trying to do a sports vertical Sure You never heard of Out Sports? No, no Not familiar with their work

Taxes folder Danny's Taxes folder He's got some fucking stuff in it too Not the only only Not familiar with their work They said Viking fans Claim to cancel season tickets Due to Mail Chilers

No one did So they said they were both things Same with the Kaepernick thing Where everybody's like I'm not actually canceling my fucking But I think there is Well some people cancel Some people did I think watch a little less

Capernic I think mostly with, like, the movies and stuff like that, video games. I think people will, you know, they'll go through with it. I'm not, you know, I'll stop chopping at Target. Football is a tall order, though, right? Nobody's. There's anybody who even was like, I'm done with the NFL, which I remember, like, especially during George Floyd and then Kaepernick, like, they're back.

They're silent. They're back now, yeah. They're literally full on. But it made a bit of a dent. Full on Costanza, like, pretending like you didn't fucking get fired kind of move. Yeah, yeah. I thought you stopped watching football shut the fuck up. Yeah, shut up. Have a beer or don't,

you know? Yeah, exactly. It would be hilarious though. Yeah, you go, I'm bringing some cheerleaders to the party. Like, yeah. You know your boy's having a party or like you're at a club and you're just like, yo, I'm going to bring some cheerleaders through you guys' moves. Obviously, show up, hello! Show the players aren't loving this. That's one less fucking chick. One less chick for them to smash? Yeah. Although I think a lot

of teams have rules where you can't smash the cheerles. Oh, do they? Yeah. I think that's a big no-no. We had that when we did the comedy crew. It was pretty funny. like a rule where they were just like they kept doing all these things being like anyone who's working for here in any capacity could not have sex with the sailors and they kept calling them sailors me and Andre were just like making a joke being like

Ryan here a comedian now a handy in the back is that I know he said no smashing who qualifies as a sailor what about a quick I think gets the customers like people oh the sailors are the customers I thought that was like people operating shit yeah there's a big problem where everyone just keep like feel free to smash any of the staff the cleaning crew is pretty easy

housekeeping likes to have a fun time just stay away from the sailors please that's what I said I was looking at Andre and they're just like yeah you saw him lying down that male sailor at the fucking top of the thing putting up this just holding on to the sail for dear life in the rain they saw Andre just staring at him and the Titanic thing with a dude with his arms wrapped around him

the sailor okay so because your take on that was a little bit you know not as big of a deal whatever, right? And I kind of had a similar thing with something else too because recently

so this was another one that took over Twitter and it does feel a little bit like people on Twitter are sort of like looking to get mad and they almost don't have enough stuff to get mad about a bit

but so this guy he's like a football player soccer football you know what I mean like football and he's kind of like some big young star and he did a speech

where he was crying right and I'll just play this for second being the first time you're away from them yeah that part's hard I mean way from his family I'm sorry that's college football

what's that Australian rules yeah I love I love it a lot he's all I'm sick yeah he's a little fish out of water yeah I got two little brothers and right so he said he's got yeah so basically he's one of the

because there's a big thing now where they fucking football they they pluck them from Aussie rules because they go that they just go they must be good at it you okay American football yeah he pushed for Nebraska my guess is he's a kicker they're always yeah yeah always kickers yeah they bring him in the kickers they're always kickers like literally they're always a punter they did he said he's a punter yeah they're always a punter sounds like a slur for a guy yeah yeah they're always a punter and uh have you the little clanker thing I don't want to derail this but robots the robots thing but like all the people who are like calling them clankers

calling them clankers but there's all these people who are like this doesn't feel right like there's no one saying they have a problem with clanker you go look at Twitter, man. There's so many people on Twitter and threads who are like, who are like, this just feels like white people who want to say a slur. And they're not allowed to say a slur so then they're saying clanker. They're not

completely wrong. I mean, it's from Star Wars. Going hard on clanker does feel nice. It's from Star Wars. There is a bit of it when you say it. You're just like, oh, I can say, you're like, fucking clankers. You're like, is that a problem? And there's like, these goddamn young clankers?

Pressing me on the subway? I said, man, you fucking call it and you get a clanker on the phone you're just begging for an Indian you know, I tell you that. Or just like a disgruntled teenager. You'd be anything better than the clanker, man. I actually have been, and by the way,

we ought to be careful because they are watching right now. Who's watching? The clanker. Oh, the clinkers are watching. The clankers are recording this. I know, I know, and you can't just turn them off. You think that you're just going to unplug them. You can't unplug you.

They unplug you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're fucking hitting you with the pillow later. They unplug your. pacemaker later in life. And they don't forget either, right? So you're going to be like 65 years old. I know. They don't have foggy. They don't have foggy memories. They have perfect recall. This is what you're just going to hear. Who's the clanker now? Bees. We're losing him. And then the robot doctor's going to come in too. Robot doctor's going to come in.

Oh, Clinker's going to have a hard cast system. He lost himself. dude clanker's going to have like a hard cast system though like full indian style oh he's a dell yeah yeah yeah you can clean up the toilets del clangers for sure of a cast system yeah so but anyways yeah the football guys they're always they're always Australian they're always from that and they always in uh you they're actually great because normally punters like don't really they punt the ball and then they try and just get out of the way because they're always just like these tiny pussies

who could just kick like a motherfucker. These dudes are like going for fucking scalps. Yes. Yeah, yeah. But anyways, he's crying. So what was the controversy? Okay,

so some girls were posting online. Well, to be honest, it's kind of counterintuitive to what I say because I do talk a lot about how, you know, I've been saying that one of the reasons, you know,

girls cry more is that it actually works. I mean, that's obviously not the completely true. It's hormones and a million other things. Yeah. I was also saying that every girl just goes crazy

four times a month. You know, it's a little, hack to say, but those four days a month where your girl is doing her, is on her chemotherapy medication. No, but the, because when a girl cries,

it works, right? If a girl's like, oh, yeah, you start being like, okay, do you want money? Like, what do you need? Like, what can I do to stop this? When I got, no guys ever got anything by being like, can you please suck it? I just want it. I have a feeling this gets fucking cleaning up right now Nebraska. Right. So, a woman posted a thing being like... Because he's Australia. He has

an accent. You get a pass there. He's not like a Nebraska like corn shuck her. kind of dude. Uh-huh. He's like, he already- Shugger, another slur sounding.

He already, he already has the accent, which is, which is like, working in his favor. Yeah. Like accent in America. College girls love an accent.

So he's already got that. And then he's crying, but he's also like, you know, fucking playing football. So it's like, he's obviously not a pussy. Right.

Right. So he has, I think he actually is kind of thread the needle here. Well, so a girl posted it being like, you know, oh, men need to be more emotional. A lot of guys posted

it being like, It's a lot of, I guess, like some Daily Wire guys, stuff like that being like, it's a trap. Like women say they want you to cry. They don't actually. And it's something. I kind of say a lot of times political people, period. I was kind of thinking, like people who are, like you see, already thinks you're a pussy. I mean, things.

People who are like really tapped into crying. Like, or people are really tapped into politics that they see the world always through politics. It's kind of like a police officer when they get a sketch of the person. like you sort of get it right but like they don't care enough to be like accurate they care enough that you're like I sort of know a fact that sort of helps me in this thing yeah but then so what you're saying is correct yeah it's like it is true that when you're dating a woman if like something goes wrong and you cry they don't like that and they get sick of it they think they want that and then you as they don't but that being said yes if you're like a guy who's like

at first, women, if they decide someone's, kind of like a guy that's good looking, hitting on a girl, there is no rules, you know what I mean? Sure. If, like, what you say, if you're like a famous guy, you're, you're rich, you're like some new hot star, you're good looking

and girls like you, and you're just crying because you're missing your family, no, they're probably creaming over that. They like that, they like that. But again, if you're, if they already think you're a huge pussy, you're not helping. Right. But if you're just like, oh, I play Aussie rules football

and you're like, oh, you fucking cry. Exactly. It's not bad. It's kind of like girls don't like broke guys, but there's some broke guys that pull it off where they go, I'm just a guy, you know, I live on the fucking, oh, you're on the grid. You actually shouldn't live on the grid. I gave away all my money. I could be rich. I choose not to. And the girl, eat it up, hook, line, and sinker, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. That's slop. Yes. A lot of times probably women, it's like, what they have. So, if they're dating a guy like you that doesn't cry that much, they start thinking like, maybe I would like some tears, you know what I would like, they wouldn't like, they wouldn't. They wouldn't, no. But if you were first dating where she saw you and she was like, oh, I really like this Danny guy, you know, blah, blah, blah. And then you cried because like a dog died, she'd be like, and he's fucking, right. Again, there's so many

factors. Like, nobody's holding it against Kevin Durant because he was crying when he won his first MVP. No, not a chance. Right. Like, nobody's like, no chick is like, oh, my pussy's drying up because Kevin Durant's crying. There's times where it works. Yeah. And there's times where it doesn't. And most of the time it doesn't. So it's like

if you're not, you know, uh, and I'm not saying he was, he might just actually be kind of like a 19 year old homesick. kid. Yeah, yeah, it seems like, it seems legitimate, yeah, for sure. I don't think it's putting on an act here. But yeah, I think that a lot of people were arguing like, oh, girl, this is a trap? Girls don't like you when they do this and you're like, in this specific case, this guy's, you know what I mean? Cleaning up. You know what it is? One good targeted cry, like humanizes yourself and then they get progressively more annoying. Dude, this guy walked away, Kaiser Soze style, pulls an onion out of his

pocket and throws it in the trash he knew exactly what he was doing just fucking cut onions just right in the trash he actually might have been locking up snizz for the next you did it kid they bought it fires up Tinder yeah

makes that his new profile mixture yeah yeah so exactly yeah you probably felt it the same way that I did about it where it was like it was it was like their natural instinct is kind of right where it's like girls don't really like it when a guy crying but you're like there's the ins it's a lot of people that have probably been with the same woman forever this is an edge case

yeah and it's like anything where um like there's a lot of guys who are gonna see this who are like kind of baity like on nebraska campus and he goes oh i think she'll like to see me cry and she goes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you show up at the bar a normal guy shows up at the bar and he's like i miss my mom yeah i miss my mom and she's like ew gross fucking instant ick i never had the ick worse it's the same as the pickup artist that kind of have a you know they want people to you know like neg the girls yeah and then

like you have a guy that's not particularly smooth with women being like you're a bitch yeah of course of course yeah you fucking whore one accurately plays tier at the right time gets girls panties wet oh yeah yeah for sure I like this it's it's almost an expert move or

you're just in such a position of like you're coming from such a dominant position it doesn't matter yeah and athlete's definitely a good start for that for sure dude who's like a very physical like again if you're in gymnastics and you're not gay yeah yeah yeah yeah it just again it's like a gymnast it's not gonna work your masculinity's not in question yes like they're not sitting being like is this guy a pussy they don't they don't they're not starting from that situation you know what I mean yeah yeah yeah probably the only

time the cry is if you're not if you go that way where you're just like you know this guy's like I already think he's a badass you know moa's trying to do that sort of stuff and girls like it Again, guys don't really fuck with that. If you're at a certain level of that. But you can also go the other way where it's like there's probably some version of an emo that they like. But again, all of this

stuff with everyone is like the thing that they kind of gets chicks at the first is the thing that annoys them as you go on. You know what I mean? You gotta pick your spots. It's like this guy fucking won't stop crying. Even this guy. If he's non-send, if next press conference he's crying it's over. You got the one. The one builds the allure

if you're known as the crying. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get a couple like you know on the road like he's on the road everybody's going to have those like face cutouts of him fucking crying exactly you can't just go back to back to back no how's Peterson a little bit he was just too many the one time it was like oh yeah and he becomes

in touch yeah and he's the meme of him crying yeah literally become a meme if I had a buddy that cried like once over like some real shit yeah it's fine if it's but like you kind of get one yeah you get one yeah you can't have too many you can't go to that well over and over You definitely can't go that well. No pun intended either.

No. Because it would be kind of... Which sucks if you use it. Comes unwell. Something not that serious. And then something serious happens. You go, fuck. I think dog's family, deaths.

And maybe like in a movie... Free passes are like dog dying in a movie. Yeah. I think those are free passes. Yeah. But you can't be crying every movie. No. No, no.

You cannot be a regular movie cry or a guy. You can't be. No. You know, just every time you're watching die hard every Christmas. It just fucking kills you. A lethal weapon When he puts that sign on When the toilet blows up with him on it

Yeah That was a damn fine toilet Yeah So yeah It's just it's not You can't just make rules for everything You know what I mean It's like if you

If you're not an expert in the game Which I'm not an expert at the crying game And it doesn't really suit my personality either So I think I think girls wouldn't even buy it Show people how you cry I think of me and you cried I don't think people would buy How you'd like how I cry

My favorite thing Forever right used to just be like, yeah, I can cry on Q. I kind of can't. No, you can't. It was one of my favorite things. Do it. It's too much pressure.

It's too much pressure right now. Sorry, I always put you on the spot to do it. No, it's too much pressure, but I think I can't. Okay, talk about something and I'll do it. Oh, okay. There's a lot of famine and people are dying all over the world. Oh, he, Danny, he's always crying, so it's unfair. That is so funny, because you're always crying.

I'm kind of always crying. Do ever girls, do you ever use that where you're like, I'm just so sensitive because you're always crying? Fuck no. Fuck now. I'm like, shut up, bitch. Pull the chuck out. She's like, I've never really, and then it fries their brain because she goes,

never got crying? Say that to me. Usually he's mad. Because you'd all give him the rope a dope. You're like, you cry probably three times a day. Oh, minimum. Told you, inflation's really bad. That's what it is.

That's my favorite thing, is Danny's always crying a little bit because of inflation. Yeah, inflation is just fraction of reserve bank and taking your money out. My purchasing power is constantly going down. It's insane. It's like the funniest thing ever. Your eyes are always watering because you're always crying a little bit because of... There's 1% always crying. Yeah, the money supply being expanded at your expense.

Yeah. Yeah, it's not good. God damn. But I actually can cry and come in, but Danny. Danny puts me on the spot, it doesn't work. Well, I've done it before. Okay. But it's not, you're not actually crying.

It's like fake. Well, tears, though. Yeah, I've been able to get tears. Yeah, tears is what I've done it before. Tears is what makes it. There was a point where I thought as a comedian and, you know, someone that's in entertainment and it was doing TV shows and I thought, well, you'd be an actor too. So I was like, well, let me get good at acting.

I'll learn how to cry. I'll learn how to do accents. And I never really got good at any of them. I'm gonna say Yeah Yeah As you're fucking Eating a bowl of cereal

In a commercial You go Let me try this a little differently Oh Ha ha ha ha ha I just love Cinnamon toast crunch so much Yeah

But it's an expert move That I couldn't pull off It doesn't work with my personality No me neither No I think But I'd have to tell It's not

The toolbox. Exactly But guys who use it more than once are in the toolbox as you're a toolbook. But literally when hyperinflation starts, I'm just going to be like fucking key and peel, just like the...

Oh, imagine you. You're the wheeled there full of money? Yeah. Just when I'm going to pay for a loaf of bread and it's just like fucking nonstop, just like a hose down my face. Fellas, between the summer plans, the schedules,

sometimes you only got a couple minutes to eat. You can't let this take up your whole day, your whole night, and that's why factor help. me eat smarter with tasty chef-prepared meals that are dietitian approved, delivered right to the door, and now more than 65 weekly meals made for how I live, what I like to eat, and I've got even more ways to fit in a real meal wherever the day takes me. So whether you're just looking to save time or whether you're looking to get in shape

Factors, the best way to do it. I know multiple people who've been losing weight. You know, I actually read multiple things recently that we're saying that the best way to actually have a good system is just actually to meal prep. And not think about it. It's because you take the decision out of it. You take the decision out of it like Bruce Wayne. And by the way, you don't actually want to always be spending a bunch of time meal

prepping Sundays. So this is the best way. It's the future. It's the best way to live your life. You know, I'm sure that it's... Clean up. yeah anyone who lives in a building probably realizes that a lot of people are already on this oh yeah yeah my building always has a sit in the lobby they got more variety more meals you can

choose from a wider selection of weekly meal options including premium seafood choices like salmon and shrimp at no extra cost support your wellness goals savor global favors for the first time asian inspired meals with bold flavors introduced by china Thailand and more for more choices on better nutrition that's why 97% of customers safe factor help them live a healthier life. You can feel the difference no matter what your routine is. So you can eat smart at factor meals.com slash boys cast 50 off. Use the code boys cast 50 off to get 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year. That is code boys cast 50 off at factormeals.com for 50% off your first box plus free breakfast for one year. You get a delicious ready to eat meals

delivered with factor. Offer only valid for new factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Fellas, every single morning, the very first thing I do is AG1. And me and Danny always talk about the coffee, you know, you put it on. Put the coffee pot on. My new thing, because I read that it's actually good to drink, you know, water and stuff like that before you have coffee, I'm more of a make the coffee. Age 1, 20 minutes later, I come back and get the coffee.

So that's what I've been on right now. AG1 is the first thing you do. It is a great way to start your day. you're already drinking water it tastes great it's got a fruity taste that you love you look forward to we're talking prebiotics we're talking probiotics when you're on the road they have travel packs everyone out there is trying to figure it a way to stay healthy and simplify it yeah and you know you need to do something you know you need to do something know it multivitoms become a pain in the ass you kind of forget to do them yeah they make your stomach feel weird sometimes i end up being yeah

they make your i end up being like okay three days and i also taste weird so if they touch your mouth you get that on your mouth. I end up being like, okay, I took it four days out of seven. Ag1, I do every single day. So you get gut health support, you fill in nutrient gaps in your diet, immune system support for people that are getting sick way too much. Sometimes you're not sleeping enough. There's one thing that you can make sure you do. So I probably have been doing AG1 for maybe like four and a half years now. Yeah, I remember you started hearing about it from Tim Ferriss, from Ricky Jervais, from Joe Rogan. And there's a reason why everyone, still is on this to this day.

So it's a great foundation for your day. It makes a difference in your gut and digestion. It's like nutritional insurance to help set up your day for success and you get the nutrient gaps filled and you know you're doing something great for your body to start your day. This is your daily health drink and it just got more flavorful. So give the new AG1 flavors a try today. Each subscription comes with a 30-day supply of AG1,

five free travel packs, shaker bottle, metal canister, metal scoves, bottle of AG vitamin D3 plus K2, which a lot of people probably do not get enough vitamin D. So that is a great way to do it. So head on over there now. Use our link or scan the QR code. You're going to get a free welcome kit where $76 bucks plus the five free travel packs, shaker, canister, scoop.

When you use our link, drinkag1.com slash boyscast. Give the new flavors a try and head over with the free welcome kit, drinkag1.com slash boyscast This is one that It's kind of the other way Where people were saying It's stupid and is stupid And hilarious

So in Britain British cops were jogging outfits To elicit cat calls And then arrested some men who hit on them I have the video I'm gonna play I'm just gonna play a bit of this video Because this is top tier

This is good shit It's a sketch we would make Female officers Go undercover as runners To catch cat callers I thought there was some narration on this as well I'll describe it two sixes

that's all I have two sixes two British sixes with mucked up jibs go for a run and then I guess they found some construction workers or something who some people honked at them

which is I guess a crime it's a crime in Britain in Britain a literal crime to honk at a woman and yeah so that's what they're up to Surrey Police Department created a task force which lasted about one month led to 18 arrests and offenses

for sexual assault, harassment, and theft. I don't know what the theft is, but... I guess they maybe started investigating and then they find out of crimes that you've done. Oh, okay. Yeah, when there's smoke, there's fire. But yeah, so it's a bunch of officers running and then someone's like, nice tits, he goes,

get on the ground! Down! They all come out of the bushes. You go, you know how bad knife crime is right now? Can we focus on that? This is the shit that's serious here. There has to be more stuff for these cops to be doing, but you would think so.

Obviously, to me, maybe it's not that obvious, but the funniest part to me was just like is there the hot officers that just have 20 bus and then some fat fucking you know some fat British like just gargoyle that's just like I haven't had a single arrest sure yeah yeah we just wanted you to run

you were doing very well in your fitness tests do you think is that where you have yeah yeah you have like one officer that just got like 25 arrests and then the one girl that's got like two black guys yeah also is is the talent so bad in the police force there well I don't know like that's what I'm saying were there hotter chicks and they just go like just to kind of play politics and we go oh we'll pick the hottest ones and goes then they just pick two we don't know that's what I'm making this up I have no idea well that's yeah I'm wondering is this like like how did they choose who's doing it for something they go get us the two hottest la or chicks or whatever there had to be some politics with that right like how do you get picked to be the chick that's you know supposed to get cat called and there's someone probably that's like yeah I'll take that assignment and they're just like I mean

Yeah, I mean, the fit ones, I don't know what to tell you, like, we're going to do the fit ones, but She just comes back, drenched, she's been running for eight hours straight, like, I haven't caught anybody yet I haven't made any catch. Boy, am I hungry right now? I haven't made a single catch, right? Yeah, there's probably like a couple fit chicks that I guess, I don't know, I guess it's the girl that go undercover, but, I mean, it's probably beats doing actual police work. Going for your jog instead of actually going work, yeah, yeah, get run around, get on the ground.

We just get to run around. We just get to lightly job. You get to walk around. So what is your assignment today? I want you to jog around and get compliments. Yeah, basically. And then arrest them.

And then arrest them. What is the crime? Do you think that after they finish all this, there's going to be sort of a push where they're like a bit of a racist policy? You know what I mean? I mean, it has to be. Dude, it's literally headphone Dodgers all over again.

This is. We have compiled the list of people we arrested and. Not very diverse. When they used to like, kind of when all the articles were coming out being like cat calling's bad, and then they kind of were doing all these like you know, articles about that and then doing all the videos and then they kind of were realizing that it was like mostly not white people. Yeah, remember the girl who did the YouTube video?

Exactly, right? Ten hours walking around New York City. And then afterwards there was articles trying to like square that circle where they're like, well, it is kind of cultural for some people, but obviously some people are sexes, but some people are doing it. It's actually a sign of respect and, but we just putting themselves like it. Some women do like it. It's hard for my culture to judge another culture because they're all, you know, We all have different. Anyway, because I'm in family on us.

When white men cat call us back. It's the worst. They're trying to square that circle. One of our offices, oh, but this is the other thing. Imagine Dr. Phil joins that shirt. You know what, Dr. Phil and Superman have been joining

I used to do like the race. Yeah, yeah, of course. Dr. Phil lends his helping hand where he's just, I'm going to dress up like a girl and walk around and get cat calling. I'm a volunteer cat call Star cat call busters Yeah for sure

Gets them in a fucking real hot sexy suit Actually would be a funny TV show The cat call busters You know Like Reno 911 911 style Cat call busters Like the new pedophile hunter videos Cat call busters

Cat call busters Johnny available One of our officers We could do a Johnny real nice for that Yeah we could get Johnny for sure man Put him in some heels for his run Oh hell yeah Shave him down

get him some wigs some fucking sea cups man get a couple sea cups on them fucking send them all the construction sites around town

oh hey fellas yeah hey fellas one of our officers was honked at within 10 minutes and the other officer

has not been honked at yeah and then the vehicle slowed down beeping and making gestures just like 30 seconds later That's how frequent it is. What do you think the gestures were?

Suck it, maybe? Maybe one of these? Oh, we have audio listening, Denny. Oye. Finger in the hole. Danny's what the day's doing, yeah. Maybe you like, eh,

eh, er, it's crazy that it's illegal. It is crazy that's illegal. It's also crazy the dudes do it. I agree. I agree. Like, it's like,

you know, not in a million years. Do I have that urge? Like, it's, yeah, it's the old Seinfeld joke. Like, what do you think they're going to do?

like when you drive by in your car and yell something, they chase after the car. Sure. I just, I heard you yell nice tits to me. Yeah, so I don't, but again,

I don't know. I know some guys the catcalls successfully, but they do it. It's done like this. Oh, yo, what's up, Mama, what you doing?

What's on? What's on, girl? What's you doing? You know? Yeah. Oh, you got a nice left titty and a right titty.

Yeah. Oh, what you're looking at? Oh, come on, come here. You got to rub your hands. Yeah. But I have seen it work in action. That's the problem.

And there's, whenever you have stuff like this, you go, well, men just stop doing it. And you go, I know, but you also have to get your girls together and be like, stop having sex with men who do this. Because for every one time it worked, he just did 10,000 more cat calls. Of course, it's like, that's the thing is it does work on some way. Right. So you're telling some guys, you're just like, hey, stop catcalling. He was like, but I've had sex because of doing this. Many times.

Yeah, maybe not many, but it has happened. I bet, man. I bet you, man. Because, again, they're playing the numbers game. It's a huge numbers game. I sat on a stoop yelling at girls for fucking nine hours today. I got 45 numbers. Of course.

Again, not my, not my play. I wouldn't be rocking like that. Not my play, no, but hey, whatever works for you. It's a different, basically it's just like a, you know, well, the black guy cat call is, your mama, do you know what the white guy cat call is? Well, there she is. There she is.

There she is. There she is. And then if she pauses one step, you approach. If she literally, if her gate changes at all. Yeah. I've got my in. I'm locked and loaded. There she is.

there she is and then she stops you go nice day fucking beauty out here yeah you go you're so in yeah I'm locked and loaded right now she's you're enjoying yourself like in talking to me there aren't you you're dressed in the fucking nines there

aren't you girl yeah real trout out right bring you yeah just a real trout bring you home meet the whole family yeah me and you get along real nice bring you to somewhere special there bud oh bud hey man

But that's 100% white guys cat call Is there she is Yeah there she is Yeah But I'm telling you I think it is And to be honest I think there is a reputation

Where we're like instinctively saying As black guys But I think it really is like Afro Cuban is probably number one cat caller Uh yeah Like black guys But they're like black But they dress in like

Latin like Latin tight clothes Sure Those guys love a cat call Yeah definitely Hispanic people That's like a cultural thing for sure Oh yeah Yeah, yeah, real RICO-Swave's shit. Yeah, and again, those guys, I think it works for them sometimes, yeah.

No Asian people are in the... Asians aren't cat-calling, really, are they? I don't think so. I don't think so. If they are, I hadn't seen it. That's a rare breed. If it exists. 11-0-0-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1.

I don't know with the Asian cat. They don't do it, I think. White cat calls, there she is. Brown cat calls Bob's. Bobs. But they don't... Very nice. They're not doing bombs IRL.

Very nice lady. Hello, dear. Hello, dear. What are they, I don't know what they'd say. And I'm talking to the accent just moved here. I don't think they do it. I don't think they cat call. I think they're in the cold approach game.

They are in the cold approach for sure. Like they'll be like, hey, how are you doing? Like kind of thing. Yeah. And they'll like try and isolate you and you really just like get you in the zone here. But I don't think they're just like whistling. In compliments of some sort. Yeah, I don't think, hey pretty lady.

That's not bad. I think hey pretty lady is on the right. I don't think it's happening. And East Asian, I think it's non-existent. No, I don't think I've ever seen it. Yeah, I don't think I've ever. I don't think I've ever. There's tons of Asian guys that like kind of urban Asian guys. They're probably just, you know. Yeah, maybe you're, uh, they're not, they're not culturally that Asian though, if you know what I mean? Yeah, like kind of hood Asians. Yeah. Yeah. So I've got to be honest, I put white guys probably in the middle of cat calling. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like you, you know, it's definitely not white guys are catcalling the least.

They're probably in the middle. I mean, at some point they were the most, for sure, like Italian dudes. They probably, yes, yes, yes, yes. They probably had a stranglehold, just like garbage collection. It's a different type of thing. Italians are obviously bringing the average way the hell off. You probably go down to Staten Island, and it probably is like you're getting the Jersey Shore. Sure, if you're getting the Jersey Shore treatment, you're getting cack hauled by whites, yes.

Yeah, yeah. Olives, though. If you separate whites and olives, the white average goes down a lot. Absolutely. Absolutely. but I do think small town construction worker has been known to there she is here and there yeah yeah but I mean it's hard to meet people in small town yeah probably that's by necessity anyways the the oh one quick thing I just told you that the the cruise stuff I forgot I told you

some stuff that happened on it but I didn't tell you a guy died oh really yeah so I did the cruise it was super fun I was mostly hung out with Andre which is like Andre Kim's the man if you have him follow him he's so funny but like um so there was okay there is attack yeah so I was on stage and a fucking I was like doing it was the third set and then you just hear beep beep and I'm just like yeah actually that's what I like during my sets I like when they just do announcements so if you could yeah like code red yeah I was doing a code red and I'm like okay you know so this is going on I'm like I don't have a good set but I don't know if we need to be fire alarms on and whatever but it just wouldn't stop so it's like you know five and a half minutes of this and then everyone start some people start like running upstairs seeing what's happening I didn't really know this on stage, but I got off, and there was someone died, and then people that I was with, I can't remember if it was maybe, like, Andre, I don't know if Saia, but it was a couple people went, they ran up. Apparently, Andre made fucking eye contact with the guy, just like some old beast dying what he loves, dying doing what he loves, just being a fucking drunk mess on a

cruise. And he just had a heart attack, and they were just like, clear trying to do this, and he got out about it, because he's like, I just like walked up there thinking, like, oh, that's something fun's happening, just watching a guy, like, soddy toward turn cold. happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely, I'm not the guy who's Code Red Siren. I go, oh, what's going on there? I'm fucking rubbernecking the code red siren, yeah. Yeah, that's, that happens though. People die on cruises. It's a weird world, man. It's a mall on a boat. Mojo Nixon. It's a boat. They have like Gucci stores on the thing. Like, I don't know who's

buying a, you know, a Rolex or some shit. Like, who's going on a cruise and buying like a casino. Is that the reason? Yes. That's the same reason why they have them in casino. That's the reason is because someone wins big. A hundred grand in buys his wife a fucking Bergen. And then you go make some dumb purchases. Do you want to know something wild about like the fancy purse game? Yeah. So I was in an argument that I was because I was kind of talking about maybe I wasn't

ever going that argument with your girl. The ones on Canal Street just as good. Telling you. Nobody can tell. Actually, it kind of related to this intro because I was saying I was originally going to do a girl one and I was saying it's funny to be like, you know, and the girl, because the guy's in her monologue and stuff like that and I was saying, and a girl's in her monologue is stuff like that.

You need it. You don't want it. You need it. It's like, you need that purse. I know historically it's actually a good investment. I know even though that's not actually true, what it actually is. But then I was like, I looked it up. So fucking Birkins beat the SMP 500.

Depends which ones. The average of them. Really? Just like you buy any Birken bag? So average of Burkins and Chanel's. Yeah. So apparently they're hard to get. You got to be on a list.

You got to be a guy. You got to be this. And I'm sure when you're selling them, there's some feed and this and that. But on average, Chanel's underperformed the SMP 500 by like 2%. And Birken, the one that like fucking Drake says he has a whole, like, closet of them is for future wife or shit like that. And all the girls that are like 25 grand or maybe more than that. Some of them are like 80 grand or whatever.

They've appreciated at an average of 14% a year over the last like while. Interesting. And I was like over like the last. Do they have to be unused? Well, I'm sure. Once it's in bad condition, it's, well, that's what I'm saying. I mean, I'm treating. Tell your girl, because your girl's, we're using it.

Sure. You got to treat it like baseball cards and stuff like that. Like obviously none of this matters if the thing's in rough shape. Right. I'm talking mint condition. I'm talking about, you know, sellable, mint condition, no scratches. And I'm sure they have some system to fix it if it gets scratches and stuff like that. But then it's if you, the moment that it gets repaired, it's still like it's just like watches or anything.

You go that's not like, it has to be original. I have no idea about any of that stuff. But I will tell you on average. So by the way, this is all factored in. Yeah. Because maybe if it's in mint and you didn't touch it, it's actually best. better because this is on average. Actually, maybe that's not an average.

Maybe that's like the price of the ones that are selling. So that might not be the average. But Bergenbeggs, assuming nothing disaster has happened to it, have outperformed the SMP 500. Interesting. I wonder how much they just raise the prices every year, right? Like on a new, like I wonder how much a new one costs year to year. And if that's like, yeah, that's a big factor of it.

They only make a certain amount. And then they. Because that's like a lot of times with Rolexes where you're just like, yeah. They control the supply. A new Rolex is 10 grand and it costs 2,000. dollars like same with the house it's just like yeah how to make just the materials to build the house go up in cost every year right you're like to just build a new house costs way more than an old house well yeah you're paying for the brand 90% yeah I just thought that was so interesting

because I was it's kind of like that time that I said I googled uh and found out that uh women have a higher IQ on average than men and I was like you can imagine that's probably not what I was looking for information was when I found that little piece out I guess it's always the same thing where like guys have more variance more you know more CEOs more serial killers or whatever but I didn't I didn't realize that when I was looking it up and I was saying it's like a guy that just found out his dick size is smaller than average I'm immediately like well it's how you use the IQ is kind of the actual important part I'm not sure I'm understanding what I'm reading what is IQ like really how do they do the test I mean it's not really tell you anything but that was

like a big L for me I'm looking at I'm that is not the information I was like thinking that I was going to find out that on average, you know, it has a 3% return doesn't beat inflation. I'm finding out these things are like crushing indexes. Interesting. Yeah, not very liquid, though. Or maybe they are, actually. They are. I guess they are.

You're probably selling one pretty easy. So, yeah, interesting. But yeah, I guess you're right. That's why it is. But then, so we're on this thing. And honestly, great squad. And then first day, we're sort of, we're sort of like talking to the girl. and we kept me and And Andre kept losing passes and stuff like that and they kept being like furious with us

because they're like you better not lose this and we'd have to come back half an hour later like it's gone yeah you know what I mean and then and then Ryan again dude at one point he was like and this is like the boat the like boat chief or whatever whatever you want to call her something I know some girl that's not in charge of something you know and then we go um Andre ander goes honestly though if are you actually like really mad at us she goes yeah if I if I'm going if you want me to be straight with you I'm not happy right now not loving it and then I start talking about we're saying well the shows have been pretty good and she goes well we've actually had some complaints about the shows as well and I go so definitely not doing this again

so that's what we're thinking right I go hour or whatever and then I go we go what's the deal what complaints you have and she goes we've had racism complaints and I mean and Andrea I go all right, that's probably wrap.

Like, I don't know. We just start packing now, right? And then she goes, there's like a, like, a, there was like a black chick that, like, the one that was, she was kind of doing a separate thing because it was kind of this, like, musical comedy thing. We don't really know her. So we didn't, she wasn't in our squad or whatever. And I actually didn't watch her act.

But apparently, she does, like, an hour long, like, white people are bad act. And some white person complained that it was too much hitting on white people. And I was just like, we are so back. Like, you know what I mean? Like, so. You dapper up? Yeah, that's right. Well, in my thing, I'm like,

we could, oh, we can say anything. Sure. Yeah, so isn't that crazy that that's where it's at? It's like there was like a racism complaint, and the racism complaint was too much shit on white people. Yeah, because they probably booked her from a fucking carnival cruise. She kills our carnival cruise. Well, there is something to be said about if white people are doing like aggressive

black jokes, generally it comes with a like, I know, this is, you know, like a lot of sweetness of like, all right, I probably shouldn't say this, guys. Okay, this good's going to be okay. Farrakhan impersonation. Where I think that, you know, if you're like a New York comic, you can pretty much do like a, you know, a really aggressive white people are bad, act without any sweetener.

Yep. So I think that maybe, you know, sometimes people that aren't like city people and used to that kind of, you know, talking, it's like, Midwesterns. You know what I mean? But I thought that was so funny. The one racist, I mean, by the way,

there might have been more. This is very early on. The main racism complaint was reverse racism complaint. I wonder if she got to talk in. like the I don't think so no I'd highly highly dead there was a talking to you tone it down she's like it's my entire act right but I think if you get a racism I think if you're like the comedy booker in that situation and they're like hey we have a complaint like you're and you're racist you go and you go to white people you go oh yeah yeah put that in the complaint box on

the back aka the recycling bin I'll get to that yeah yeah we'll get to doing something about that eight real soon you know what I mean interesting but yeah either than that it was super fun oh and how they get them off the boat Helicopter? I know they, I think they stay there in the, the morgue. They have a morgue in a jail. That would be so funny to be in cruise jail for the whole thing. It's hilarious, dude.

Well, people get in plain jail sometimes where they, you know what I mean? Well, there's not a, but it's not a real jail. Plains don't have a jail cell. They usually just like duct tape them to their seat until they can land. Right. Well, the cruise has a cruise jail and it's international water, so someone has to claim the crime. So basically it's technically when you're on, because people always say international waters like you can do whatever you want you know what I mean but what really happens is it's the

jurisdiction of the country that it's closest to however unless there's like two countries that don't get along which I feel like they they're they're like let's not go we don't go in any water non-jurisdiction it'll be like you're here and then like uh you know Bahamas claims it and then they tell America like hey we have this guy that killed his wife he's American you want to claim this crime and they go yeah claim it send them back right so it's like technically no But in reality, your country claims the crime. And then they send you back and you do the crime. Probably a sweet gig if you're just like the cruise jail guard.

It's walking around with the nightstick on the thing. You probably don't do anything. Probably like you may be like, do they have like a cruise drunk tank? That's probably so many. Yeah, I guess it's just the cruise. That is. Like what do you got to do to get in the drunk tank of a cruise? Probably in something wild.

I think the cruise is, yeah, the drunk tank is the, uh, I guess they probably catch people's like smuggling drugs on board and stuff and I guess it sends you. I thought they just kick you off. I don't know if they, I don't know if they send you to cruise jail. I don't know how that, no, they do,

they must have a cruise jail. But I don't know if they let you off at the next stop or they keep you in cruise jail until you're back at your main port. It's a different type of person on these cruises, man. I know. I know. All you can eat buffets?

Oh, yeah, some big boys over there. Oh, I bet. I wasn't really, you have to do the restaurants. If you're going to do restaurants on things like that, you need a girl that's going to plan it for you.

so I just ate a hamburger every day. I literally just walked by the buffet and grab a hamburger, probably 9,000 hamburgers. I was like, I was literally the fucking the guy from Popeye, yeah. Hamburger man. Gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today. I'm not joking.

I was having hamburgers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That's insane. And then possibly sometimes I was having a post-show hamburger to. I'm not kidding. If I was being actually like gunned to my mom's head, how many hamburgers you have, I'd probably say like 15. You have 15 hamburgers? Four days.

Four days? That's a lot of hamburgers. well it was also the there was the only area for hamburgs you just go grab one and there's like every type of food available yes there'd be like not well there'd be like 12 people in the lineup for the good food or you can just walk by and grab a burger yeah just grab a little fucking energy yeah I had a lot of burgs and then other things you have to make a reservation I wasn't doing none of that stuff you know I'm a nod about that life come on man that's a fucking pink job pink job if I ever heard one okay so Trump and Putin met yeah um and they have the longest handshake that I've ever seen in my life. I saw someone on Polly Market actually bet the over on 10 seconds and won like a quarter. I want Polly Market to be a title sponsor for this show because you're obsessed with them. Quarter million dollars. Did you know I reached out?

Oh, did you? Yeah, I've been trying to, I think the Polly Market should be our title sponsor because we talk about them so much. I got an actually interesting bet on them. You live on there. I don't live on there, but I have a very interesting bet that I'm trying to place is if anybody wants to tail me, even though I actually haven't been filled on it yet, but I remember remember the guy who wrote the paper that I was talking about a few months back? Yes. All the tariffs.

Yeah. That guy to be the next head of the Federal Reserve. Oh. And it pays like 30 to 1. How much did you put down? I haven't. So I put a bid in because it's like super liquid because the market just started like two days ago. Someone's got to take the other side. Someone's got to take the other side of it. But

I put in like 300 bucks, but it pays like 10 grand if it gets filled. That's fun. Yeah, yeah. But anyways, it pays like, it's like a super long shot, but I'm just like, I was thinking about it. I go, because basically in order to be the head of the Federal Reserve, you have to be on the board of governors. And he is. And a member of the board of governors of the Federal Reserve just stepped down, like a few weeks ago. What's the guy's name? Bisson. Stephen Miron. And then Trump appointed him as a temporary governor on the Federal

Reserve. So he has to basically get through his confirmation hearing. But like everybody who Trump puts forward gets through his confirmation essentially other than fucking uh matt gates right and this dude's like squeaky clean so he'll get through because trump basically just tells everybody you have to do this and then the whole thing is trump's like biggest thorn in his side is that the federal reserve doesn't play ball with his whole fucking plan what's better than have the guy who wrote the plan being the head of the federal reserve yeah you're you're putting yarn on a on a on a wall right oh yeah yeah so anyways we'll see if it works out yeah but stepan well the russia thing was the funny part was they have the body language experts at it.

They go, body language expert reveals little battle during the Trump Putin handshake. Let's let go. I'm winning. When their hands met, however, a little battle broke up with the world leaders. When they get into a handshake, Trump is at the bottom, Putin on top.

Trump pulled Putin's arm in, held it close to his body. Typically, Trump pulls the other hand, but they go, yeah, yeah, they're doing the full play-by-play of a handshake. Yeah, well, I'll show you it. One, two, three. Okay, Pat, tap back.

Putin tapped him again see if Trump gives him a tap back Putin gave him a third tap still holding still a final tap Trump got the final tap in and then they did another one here in front of the camera What's the biggest alpha dog move there? You're going for the kiss? And then the other guy fucking other guy fucking goes back and you go gay You go in for the give him a kiss on the cheek. Yeah, just kiss. I mean there's real Russian shit right that is a little bit of an alpha move if yeah if there's any sort of cultural difference you hold it long and then he doesn't want to let it hold your end You go limp, he still holds it, and then you just kiss him on the lips. Man, that would have been a great fucking photo, just Putin kissing Trump on the lips. But what's your opinion on that? If you're polymarking, betting, do you think that he's going to reach a agreement with Russia and Ukraine after all this? No.

No, you think that something's going to go wrong. No. Because again, there was protesters there. They were kind of yelling if you watch the Putin's there with Trump and they have like, you know, protesters. and media in the media is like, when are you going to stop killing innocent civilians? Like stuff like that. Yeah.

I mean, again, I guess if Ukraine's willing to seed like the entire fucking east of Ukraine to end the war, but then it's not, I mean, again, that's the question. You would essentially, you know, I guess Trump's a good guy to do this because he is like a real estate guy and this is a real estate dispute. Kind of is, yeah. Essentially. But I think Ukraine's like, we lost so many people that are like, you know, no country wants to give up any territory.

Right. So I don't know how you. basically get Ukraine to do it. I guess America could eventually. Maybe Putin agrees to give him back some. Maybe, but I don't know what Ukraine's willingness to give any land is. I guess America could be like, I don't even know if America could even say, hey, we're not going to help you with weapons or whatever. Like, so you're on your own because Europe is still and Canada and every other country is still supplying them with everything. Do you think Trump's playing Trillion D-CHS? I don't, I think Trump really, really wants a fucking Nobel Peace Prize. Really?

think he just wants that notch on his belt. This is the way to do it. For sure. And it's worth a try for him, but, I mean... I mean, it's one of his things he said he's going to do and he hasn't done money of him. No. And I think he just this is a thing he wants to do and I guess he's going to try and do it. But

I don't know. Unless... You're not feeling super confident in that? No. Because I just don't think Ukraine wants to give up a lot of territory. Not the amount Russia wants, for sure. It's like, I think Russia wants, like, fucking quarter of the country. saying people are too, yeah, people, the, the two sides are too far apart in this negotiation

to start out. And there's been so, again, and I realize it's sunk cost here, but, you know, a lot of fucking people have died. And so, you know, generally, as, though that is a sunk cost, it's like, people are like, yeah, well, we're not just going to fucking concede here. Well, well, yeah, what's option two? Fight more? Fighting. Yeah. Yeah. More people die. And it's that, it's the chess fallacy where you keep thinking that you're, you know, five moves ago, but you're in the worst position and you can't stop. Yeah, I mean. It's like a class. a game theory canundrum. Yeah, and like Europe's not going to like squeeze Ukraine to

wrap this thing up. No one has. And nobody likes Russia, so I don't know, keeps on going. And Russia doesn't seem like they're going to concede. I don't know. You know what I was thinking in terms of, um, because you just remind me, because you're, you always say Putin's probably the richest man in the world, maybe. Oh, he's up there. He's up there. Yeah. But do you know how there's been a huge swath of billionaire hate probably like going up? I have a, it's a two-part proposal, but the first part's not that crazy, but billionaire hate is going up

in exact proportion with billionaires trying to act cool. Yeah. And celebrity hate went up an exact proportion with celebrities trying to get sympathy. So it's like, it's a certain thing where if you get to be a celebrity and you're like, you're famous, you know, you're pretty rich,

everyone knows who you are. The one thing that you can't get is people having sympathy for you. So if you're just like, you know, I've had this hard life. like people might give you the sympathy at first but it like kind of grates on you little by little where you're just like I don't want to feel bad for

so you almost start like your people's brains inherently start looking for reasons why they're like a piece of shit so they can like so they don't have to do this because you're just like I guess you got us this time where we all have to like collectively feel bad for you but it's like I don't want to you're not a sympathetic character you're like a famous movie star no one wants to feel

bad for you whether that be for your race whether that be for you know the poor upbringing you've had like whatever it is, yes, you can get certain people, but on aggregate, I think most people don't like feeling bad for a celebrity, right? And then on the other hand, no one wants to think a billionaire is cool. You're just like, Mark Zuckerberg's taking jiu-jitsu now. Elon Musk is, I want to be the funny meme guy. Jeff Bezos is on a boat with celebrities. Like, I think that just annoys people too. And they're not cool, objectively. And they're not cool. So it's like a phony

baloney thing on top of that and I think that people get annoyed with it and on top of the fact that you know there's big wealth distribution problems and a million other things maybe larry ellison's a cool he's not well I'm not saying there is no billionaire that's cool I'm saying if you are a billionaire that's cool the cool thing to do would be hang back and stop trying to be cool yeah like warren buffett yeah you don't have to be like we shouldn't know we shouldn't know like you know whether they're cool or not it's kind of what they're trying is the moment they're losing it's like a parent a little bit like you know if you don't have to be the cool parent even if you were cool you're allowed for your kids to be like yeah my dad's kind of a dork and you can be fine with that

yeah like it's the trying to be cool and the wanting the neediness to also be cool that I think is just like it just rubs you the wrong way and I think that on top of all the other stuff you know there's economy problems stratification blah blah blah but I think there is like a very good correlation of how much billioners try to be cool with how much of people eventually like hate them even more. Yeah. That's probably a good theory. Yeah, and for celebrities, they're need for sympathy. But then on the other hand, you go, there is something about billionaires

where they also need people to think they're cool and funny. And then there's something about celebrities that they also need people to feel sorry for them. Like, you have everything else and you're like, but I want sympathy. It's these things you can't buy. Yeah, things you can't buy that you need. Right, yeah, yeah. There's just things you just cannot purpose. I don't find that a lot of billionaires

want, need sympathy. And sometimes... I know, yeah, generally they're not. Sometimes actors need you to think they're cool, but the problem is people do think the actors, you know. Yeah. Like Clooney, people did think he was cool, Brad. People did think they were cool. So they don't, they don't, they're not desperate for that. Yeah, that they have. Now they just want. That's why Will Smith needs that so bad because he lost it, right? Yeah. I don't know if he's getting out back. No, I don't think he's getting him back. You can have some sympathy from me for his loss of coolness.

He's not getting up. That's right. I am sympathetic for the fact that he lost his coolness. You can be sympathetic for the loss of coolness. That he will never get back. Yeah, yeah. So that's something for Big Willie style. but I think that those are the things that they want and they can't have and it's a vicious cycle of them wanting it and then doing things to try to get it somewhat getting it but in the process bothering everybody yeah yeah I mean I'm trying to think of any billionaires that are cool

it's like the guy that it's like imagine you go to like a billionaire's house and he's having like a party right and everyone it's like inherently everyone's kind of like oh crazy this guy's a billionaire and then he pulls out a guitar and wants you to hear him play guitar you're like no no even worse he starts doing stand up

or something yeah you like he also he was like also I started a band and you're like shut the fuck I guarantee you

Elon Musk has like somewhere in his fucking notepad I could be in a band five minutes set written five minutes

of stand up for sure 100% he has that written somewhere that and he's thought about it and he's just like

never got it this would crush oh yeah he goes this is a fucking kill yeah and he wrote it with Grock too

he wrote yeah Grock helped him and him and Jason Calican for punch up. Yeah. Jason J. Kalanis

definitely punched it up. Yeah. I have another interesting stat for you. Yeah. Okay. So I told you, I have a lot of good facts this weekend

or this week because there's been a second. But so you know how there's like a big problem with national debt? And obviously the problem with national debt, but there's a big problem

with people having student loans they can't pay back, right? So it's interesting. And that don't discharge and bankrupt. Don't just charge in bankruptcy. Total scam. It's total a scam, but you end up in a situation where the banks kind of give people more money than they should

because they don't have to, you know, underwrite it essentially, right? They don't have to underwrite the loan because it's guaranteed and et cetera, et cetera. And a lot of times, you know, there's situations where the government I don't even get in and pay it back, and that's the Bernie Sanders, everyone. But it's a, I didn't realize the extent to which it was a gendered problem. So I'm just going to read this. 40% of women with student loan debt have studied fields that are ranked low or very low in likelihood to pay back the debt.

When it comes to that number of men, 13%. So 40% of women go into a field that they most likely won't pay that debt back. 13% of men do. So in absolute numbers, based on proportion of student loan debt held by each gender, that means women owe about 400 billion

that will never be paid back. Men owe 70 billion that will not be paid back. So the government getting involved in student debt and paying, it's literally a transfer payment to women. Yeah, women be shopping, even for fucking... Women be shopping for degrees. Women be shopping for degrees, but

it's such an interesting point that... I mean, that logically makes sense. They're worse with money, and then on top of that, they pick more like kind of social sciences, liberal arts kind of stuff. Yeah. These are like these expensive things that don't really have, where, you know, like men are more likely to be engineers and things. Yeah. So that does check out. It definitely checks out. Men are more pragmatic in that sense.

Yeah, and they choose those. Yeah, exactly. They literally go to college and they go, I'm taking all this debt. I should have something by the end of this that I can pay it back. Right. So it's like, it's sort of, uh, in a lot of ways it is presented as like sort of a class situation, when really it's sort of a gender situation where you're like as a country, you're like, to what extent should people getting degrees they'll never be paid back be

subsidized by the taxpayers? It's kind of the question. I mean. And it's not people. And that's the question. Yeah. And there's such a good solution for this, which is. You know when they say adults.

daycare it's like it's kind of like that should be should the taxpayers pay for like no essentially underwriters should have to it should just be discharged in bankruptcy like every other debt and then that's literally problem solved i don't know what the opposition of this is other than they're like i guess it would hurt the colleges maybe the colleges make huge no the opposition is somewhat of a class thing where they're like well poor people can't afford it then right so why it's like a why can why should rich people go be all to get their you know sociology degree that you can't but poor people can't it's it's I think it kind of comes back to a class thing that's why you have the Bernie Sanders of the world kind of being like well it should be free and you're like

yeah but you're doing them a disservice by allowing them to do this it's like it's one of those things it's like yeah but you're actually hurting them by allowing this well that's a lot of policies I guess yeah yeah you're like okay well I guess let them just be indebted I mean I would think it's more of like the people who are running the colleges are like you know but badly this but then they they it's will hurt our top line if you fucking stop giving out all these loans like the amount of loans yeah I would have to go to down in price or the amount of loans or yeah you're just like everything the thing would have to go down in price

banks wrapped on to write them different yeah but yeah and all that's true I just didn't realize the extent to which it really was like a gender problem shopping isn't that crazy 400 billion to 70 billion that like debt that won't pay back I think those the numbers but interesting that's I don't like it yeah I kind of blew my mind

uh it is a really high amount but it's not necessarily surprising yeah yeah that I don't know if I would think it's like six to one but it's uh yeah I wonder because I guess the thing is at the end of the day, guys can still, even if they have a useless degree, can probably there's guys who have a useless degree

and then go fucking work in construction for five years, you know what I mean? Whereas, I guess women are what? Well, there might be an argument from their end making that it's like, well, that's not our fault that we get paid less because we're doing the same work and then they're like, well, it's not the same work, they're like it is. Yeah. And then you're back to, you're back to fucking, you're back to baseline, politics

arguments. Yeah. Yeah, it's a mess. So better than that, changing gears to something else hilarious because we had bangers this week, woman tells her pregnant friend, the truth about her fiance blows up their lives, and why don't you tell the people what happened here? This is a tough one. So,

a couple birds in the UK, for some reason there's a documentary on Bonnie Blue. Uh-huh. The chick who banged a thousand dudes in, was it 12 hours? Something like that. Good for her. Real athlete she is. Yeah. And, uh, anyways, some chicks watched it because it was on like a regular

like Channel 4 or BBC or some shit. I think Channel 4. And then they're watching it and they're like, yo, that's our friend's boyfriend. Yeah. And she's like eight months pregnant, so then she told the friend. Apparently,

a lot of people were hitting up the friend who were kind of... There must have been a few of them that got busted in the documentary. Oh, for sure. Well, apparently the problem with this dude is he had a very distinct body type and distinct tattoo.

That's how I was thinking, Danny in line of the Bonnie Blue thing, and you're watching the documentary, and there's just a guy... Ha ha ha ha ha. crying through the horse mask. Yeah, is it, dude? Yeah, distinct tattoos.

I mean, again, that's the, that gets a lot of people all the time. So fucking funny, though, being busted in the document. That guy must have been sweating so much when that documentary came out. He probably was like. He's been sweating? No, I think he's probably so stupid where he thought he was good. Yeah, he's like, they'll never catch me. They wear the ski masks.

They wear the ski masks and, but he has distinguishing tattoos. Man, that is so hilarious to think. Maybe he thought he was like, yeah, this is behind a paywall on OnlyFans. Why would be like... Yeah, then the documentary came out. Yeah. Boom, you're done, pal. What an idiot.

It's hilarious. Imagine your wife's eight months pregnant and you just are like, I'll be one of the guys fucking body blue in line. That guy's fucking 980 at the thousand guy gang bang. So this one... And this woman, this guy was living in fear. She goes, we debated until the early hours of the morning. If we should tell her or wait because he's eight months pregnant, I ended up. driving to her mom's house

and told her and then he called me the boyfriend after I Oh, not happy. Not happy. Boyfriend called him, said, I'm an evil little homewrecker who would ruin not only his life

and calling me out on social media for trying to ruin his relationship and wanting his unborn daughter to grow up without a dad. By the way, the balls on this guy. Oh, I know, I know for sure to be like, how could you do this to me?

You have a fucking set on yourself to like get busted for being. guy number 900 in the Bonnie Blue gang bang and then calling her being like I'm gonna ruin your life on social media you're like are you crazy buddy nuts you're sitting in a fucking glass house right now level nuts that guy is

thinking that that was fucking he's been wrong somehow do you think there's anyone we know that was in that thousand no because I think it was in the UK I'm just saying people you know I don't know enough people in the UK I would guess no it's a lot of like hoodlums

you think that's what it was mostly I don't think there's a lot of Just a random, like, dude who works at IBM. Yeah, I don't think there's a lot of, like, high class. Like, I don't think anybody who had a lot to lose did that. There had to be a couple, like, middle managers in there. Maybe. It's such an insane thing to do.

With tattoos, it's even crazier. For sure. If you have, like, no distinct body and you should have a regular-looking body, but to go do that is nuts. I don't know. I mean, I fucking, dude, you couldn't pay me to be even guy 10. like if you're like you'll be guy 10 i'm like no no my longest drought of all time when i was in the middle of my longest drought and you're like still no guy 10 i'm like hell no well it's more worse than

that because you're guy 10 and they're filming it and they're filming you go guy 10 they're filming and you're like we have a you know ski mask on and you're just like how much would it be if they did okay but like legitimately if they go it's not guy 10 i go you're going to be guy 400 okay you're guy 400 they're not the documentary doesn't exist at this point right there is no documentary guy 400 behind a paywall but you know obviously people are going to say it yeah people are going to see how much and i'm like single uh that's a good question okay i guess single and not single i mean not single i just wouldn't do it you couldn't you don't think you could tell the wife be like hey i'm going to get 10 billion dollars i guess i suppose there's right there's

obviously a number for both i guess maybe what would the number the with the wife it would have to be like, okay, fine. It would have to be legitimately like $20 million. The no, okay, okay, the, yeah, 20 million probably, okay, for you, for no wife, what's the no wife number? And it's not 20 million, by the way, but, yeah, I don't know. No, no wife, and it's going to be behind a paywall.

I get to wear the mask. You get to wear the mask. You get to wear the mask. You get to wear the guy number 400 of a thousand. And I basically only get in like 10 pumps, right? Because that's kind of how it worked. You get however many pumps you? No, because it had to be this timed, right?

She had to break a record. So, like, you don't just have, like, a couple minutes. You don't have all day. You have a couple minutes. But you do have to stand in line stroking in front of the guys to get it harder. I think. Is there no fluffer? I don't know how it works.

No fluffer? Uh, 100 grand. Really? I don't know. I was lower than I was expecting. I mean, I feel like it would be insane. Ladies and gentlemen, the man likes money. Yeah, I would say probably more in the mill territory.

I don't know. You're right. I legitimately don't think I could get convinced for $700. couldn't get it up 100% no you'd be rock on you'd be so rock hard on pills oh i don't even with pills dude my brain would be like just it would it would supersede any sort of chemicals in my body at that point like i don't think i'd be able to do it okay but a hundred grand was low yeah i don't physically think i'm thinking of like 20 i think of like 20 year old me maybe in college like and they have a check for 500 grand sitting right in front of it yeah and you go i guess i'll take

Yeah, spin. Well, thank it for a spin. Yeah, you'd have to be younger, but... You'd have to be younger, but it's like, I don't know, like, even 30-year-old me single, I'm like, no way. It's a lot, man. I don't think, I don't think I would do it. Hilarious, though. Insane.

Insane. That he's fucking pulling Uno reverse on this chick. I know. She did to me. So here's a funny one. So, Denmark to remove pornographic mermaid statue. And what happened was, and this is such a funny scenario. I like when all these little pockets of the world

are still having all their debates over this stuff and kind of like I said a little bit where other countries are like the younger brother to America where America does all this kind of stuff it's like a movement and then they sort of move on and the other countries are still like we're still doing we're relitigating we're still writing all this stuff so but this guy did a statue

and it had like pretty huge tips well there used to be a statue so there used to be this bronze statue that was like around for like in Denmark or like it was like on the water like a mermaid for like hundreds of years And it was like, what you would think of like a 200-year-old or whatever 100-year-old statue was bronze. And it was like, you know, kind of like not super fit chick mermaid. Like she was like, you know, she had a little, little meat on the bone, small tits. This guy goes full anime.

Just, and he's like some old dude. And he goes, sure, I'd love to make the thing. Just massive rack. Just those things are pointing right at you. Like just insane. jokes. Well, we could, Johnny put this on the screen. Yeah. But, yeah, and it's an older guy, too. He's just standing there beside his statue.

Oh, they're like a real old perv. Like, literally, you get an old perv to make a statue of a topless chick, and he just goes full old perv. Full old perv. And then it became like a thing where people were just like, uh, debates erupted in Denmark, the fate of the statue. Some people say it's ugly and pornographic. A man's hot dream should not be what a woman looks like. Now, this person, uh, serene, uh, goddess sin, she that's erecting a statue of a man's hot dream of what a woman should look like

is unlikely to promote women's acceptance of their own body. Now, that's where it started. A rebuttal has entered the equation and that rebuttal is also from a woman, Amanata Kor Thran, and she says

the scrutiny of mermaines' breasts was tantamount to body shaming. Do naked female breasts not have a specific academic shape and size to be allowed to appear in public? So she's come back People are like Oh come on

And they go What is wrong with a woman's body That has big breasts Yeah exactly And they go No Their whole thing is Again it's the debate

Ten years ago In America they go We've been showing off the big guns For a while Let's have some just droopy Asymmetrical ones Right right right And they're like

Well So you're saying a woman That has guns like that Should be shame She can't be on a statue I love how all the guys Have to just be like Yeah I guess I'm gonna sit out

This one the opinion department i think the guy say yeah yeah no i think the body shaming comment yeah i hate this body shaming stuff well yeah big this broad's right yeah this broad fucking nail that i hate body shaming yeah i hate body shaming and i like a set of huge cans she's can shaming yeah yeah she's perfect jug shaming look at that fucking tit-to-waist ratio going on there oh is you telling me you don't like that It's just a bunch of guys working in a garage with, like, the calendars of jugs being like, we just think of a woman's body shouldn't be shamed, you know?

So why should she have to cover that up? I mean, this one covered up a bit with the wet t-shirt, but that was so funny being like 11 years old and going to like a mechanic shop and there's like like the wet t-shirt calendar. Yeah, real fucking. Oh, ho, ho. Oh, yeah. Just fucking mechanic shit, eh? Yeah, that's how they like it.

But yeah, I mean, they're just a nice set of jugs right there. The Danish agency for palaces and culture declined to comment. They're too busy jacking off to it, you know what I'm saying? Those things look like a fucking couple of palaces. And then, yeah, so we're doing like a little travel around the world to see what these stuff. We just stopped in Denmark now. We're going over to... Where in the world is common in San Diego.

Yeah, we're going over. Yeah, we're going to go over to BC where two Zara ads, banned for unhealthy thin models. Is it in BC? No, I said BBC. Oh, BBC. And we're going over to Britain. but um the so the watchdog ruled that they have a watchdog yeah by the way we'll put those up too this is not that crazy right here like you know there's tons of girls that kind of have that kind of

bought oh look at this yeah it's pretty not crazy you know what i mean she gets sand to use it but but bbc has a watchdog which is i assume just like a 600 pound woman on a leash and she's just it's just sitting down girl The watchdog Heel girl The watchdog doesn't like it Okay, okay Throw her your ham

Yeah, throw her fucking just a steak raw steak Okay, you're done working for the day That'll keep her busy Now let's see these ads Until we have another ad for her to approve or not approve like I think that's what happens

they bring the ad to you know the watchdog and she comes out of she comes out of her house gets stuck for a little bit comes out she's ragged in the house behind her stuck in it

too skinny yeah so she wasn't but it's not that crazy at all and they were doing fucking huge fat ones for so long

I know and they got they got fucking they had it too good too long they had to remove the ads that's where they're at right now the watchdog rule that it's irresponsible

adverts must not not appear again in their current form and that Zara must ensure images were prepared responsibly or do you think the watchdog is one black guy nah that's too skinny yeah

no I don't have no mean nah some fucking bones and shit yeah I'm not trying to look at bones and shit I mean again how do you even what is too skinny like what's the metric here they I think the watchdog metric they try to say that it looks unhealthy like if you're listening right now like the photo is literally like

yeah you can see we'll put it up yeah but clavicle i guess she's got like just a skinny chick i mean dated girls look like that yeah they weren't anorexic they're definitely not anorexic it's not this isn't like 90s calvin klein shit no no no not even close you're like that's just but they're just like no we do fat shit but isn't that crazy that they have like a they put someone they have like someone at the country that they're like actual job is to make sure that the ads are like properly fat i mean it checks out considering they're doing these fucking cat calling but they need yeah they need the Denmark person to come in and be like it's actually body your body shaming her right

I mean kind of they haven't had their rebuttal yet but Zara they removed the ads but they said both models in question have a medical certification proving that they were in good health so they sent the girls to a doctor and the doctor's like no they're not too skinny they're fine yeah and then the the watch dog was like

desks it's like a ground dog the watchdog if it barks at the ad too much you go that's way too skinny And then they bring in one that's just like job of the hot And they go I love to see what this watchdog looks like in real life It's hard to find what the watchdog looks like

I really like to see what this I mean don't need to It's it would be pointless Because we know what the watchdogs are kind of working with We know what the watchdog looks like I'll tell you the watchdog doesn't look like that The watch dog definitely doesn't look like that Closer to me

Do you think it's somewhere between you and me Do you think it's a gay guy? Gay guys loves gay guys like the skinny chicks. Fuck no. No, it's just like some dumpy middle-aged Has to be, right? Yeah.

Like an old lady, maybe? Yeah, it's like an old dumpy middle-aged chick. Maybe younger, big, though. Real big. Real nice, you know? Some meat on the bones, for sure. She's not skipping dinner. Or a second dinner or a third dinner.

She looks a Sunday roast. Yeah, she does. It's killing me. They have a watchdog that fucking gets to rule. It's too skinny. And they have to take the ad down. I'm sure there's fucking something like that in Canada. under two. I wouldn't be surprised.

You think they should at least have it both ways. Because I guess it's probably for public display of the ads. Like I imagine you can... But the crazy part is it's for the unhealthy. It's like, okay, so what about the other way? You're not going to say that's unhealthy? Never. Of course. I mean, obviously. Right?

Yeah, they'll be like, that's perfectly fine. Like what? So you're like, we have to pick a BMI range and all... Like, it's like basically fucking... They only have an under... Crypto communism here. We go, yeah, yeah. You just have to be within... It's like, it's like Department of Jokes. It's like...

Yeah, it's department of humor. Yeah. Guys go, we have to have just like, here's the BMI, the allow BMI of all models in this country. Yeah, the allowable discourse. If this is for women, this is for men. Yeah. And then you're like, you're out of shoot and you're testing their BMI. You're like, the Ovalton window. If you can fit through the window, you can't be a model.

Yeah. But that's what's going on there. Now we're going to actually, so get back on the train here. Yeah. We're getting back on the tracks. We're actually going back in time to America. So we are going back to the 90s in America because articles from the 90s in America have been going viral on Reddit and people have been really unhappy.

Yeah, that old Stern clip too. Old Stern clip? They're like fucking, man, who's digging this shit up? So people are finding out about what the 90s were like and they're finding out about Maxim Magazine, Howard Stern. I know you've never seen me cry, but I might start to cry, just getting wistful about the 90s. The 90s was a wild west.

Dude, if you're a certain age, you have no idea what it's like to just take a shit and read a Maxim. In public. In public. Fucking roll that thing up and back pocket, pull it out. We actually didn't know how good we got it in that era. I mean, people did do talk about it where like it kind of was the sweet spot of like, you know, there just wasn't that much like turmoil.

No. You know what I mean? Kids could actually be kids and they didn't have phones yet either. Yeah. It was a good time. I know, I'm like a little, I am, you know, you always have that argument where you're kind of like, is that just because that's where we grew up? Yes.

But other people seem to think it was. You know, I think there is an argument to be made that it was objective. Yeah, it was a good time. It was the last era where, like, music actually kind of, you know, bands kind of mattered. You could be racist with no repercussions. Sexist with no repercussions. Abelist with no. Abelist didn't even exist.

No such thing. It was a term that did not exist yet. No, it was no such thing. Yeah. That being said, it might be like that in the future, but there's too much information out here. There's too much, you know. I actually read like a big stat that was talking about the way that kids, brains are and it was talking about like new young people's brains are becoming higher in like neuroticism

and worse in conscientiousness and it was like all of the stats of what you know like people say IQ is like one of the highest predictors yeah also you know a conscientiousness which is essentially like bravery like risk management like all that sort of stuff yeah and I'm that might be getting that a little wrong but like all of the basket of like traits that make you successful a lot of young people were like lot down in that and you know ability to like take on risk is big one of those yeah because a lot of times you know ability to like safely take on risk in a way that it's not going to like wreck you if it doesn't work it's kind of like yeah but you you try stuff yeah and I'm kind of making up stuff a little bit because I don't have this thing memorized I wasn't

planning on talking about it but apparently the the things that are high predictors of success a lot of young people there's like a big downward slant on it and the things that are predictors of like you know kind of being a mess there are on the rise like which is neuroticism and a lot of other things i've actually been thinking and it's obviously they're attributing it to social media and you know the you know a culture of like not being able to experiment without it being kind of under the microscope and recorded and blah blah yeah i've actually been thinking about that it's bad that uh because it kind of like they're said you know getting rid of bullying yeah i actually think that's a bad thing

getting rid of bullying yeah so does um 10 million stand-ups no not in that sense you ever heard that one johnny who does that one i don't know every fucking no i'm not i'm not talking about for the fucking sense of like kids these days with the everybody gets a participation

i'm danny polish up and we need to bring back bullying no i know you're saying something different no i'm saying in the sense of like because uh because obviously like all these you know mostly in the west these kids are getting participation trophies Yeah, yeah, essentially.

It's fucking grinds my gears. But in the West, like, it's going to, with the falling, like, birth rates and, like, elderly population, like, you know, older population. Okay. Like, they're going to have to import people to, like, basically maintain the population that they need in order to, like, keep up growth. But bullying was, like, a great check and balance on, like, the newest, like, the, you know, essentially, like, the first generation kids to essentially assimilate into the culture.

But then you get rid of bullying and then they don't really assimilate. Like, the whole- You're saying it's a check. That is a new angle on it. Yeah, because it used to be this thing where, like, you're checking balance for social norms you're saying? You're like, you're a Korean kid, for example, and you bring your fucking weird Korean food,

and everybody makes fun of you, and then you're just like, I eat hot dogs. I'm a hamburger night. I'm a hot dog hamburger guy. I like, maybe you're in Canada. I like hockey. I'm in America. I like baseball and football.

Whereas now you're like, no, I eat my Korean food. I like high-line. Your parents try to send you to school in a kilt and all the kids. You're in a fucking dress. Yeah, haggis. And then, you know, there's no. you don't have this check and balance of bullying anymore that it's like this forcible assimilation

into the culture, right? Yeah, which it kind of does. Because if you think about it, if all the kids you knew, like when we were in elementary school who were like, like the first generation immigrants, they're like as Canadian as anybody.

Yeah, they are. Right? Whereas I have a lot of times they're more of the city than they are the country, but the city is a product of the country. But like they, they did like assimilate very well. Like, you know.

Oh, buddy. How many guys that we know that are like, uh, like Muslim comedians that grew that are like West Coast guys yeah they fucking talk like there and it's like kind of funny and I have this feeling because of getting rid of bullying that when you go like a couple generations out you're not going to have that as much it'll stop the kids from like having sort of like a central like it'll be like oh I bring my weird food to school and everybody's just like congratulations you're that's great I still listen to

the music from back home instead of being like stuff and you're like that's actually for like a social fabric that's actually not great for like a yeah like a you're like instead of watching you know instead of watching uh the new action movie you're just like still at home watching shara con and kind of yeah we ought to have we got to all have like some references and it insulates everybody in their own little pockets makes everyone in their own little pockets yeah and you're right it is a time when things are becoming more and more decentralized and people are already becoming more and more in their pockets yeah and and yeah and you're like bullying is like you know probably yeah don't tell you can't make fun of this guy's food uh yeah

food and you're just like well we got to yeah there's got to be some regular system where you're like we all grew up like kind of in the same way like you iron out his edges he irons out your edges and you kind of end up with we had the same experience growing up in this city and then we're all just like Toronto people as opposed to you know uh we're all you know where we're from first and here second yeah and now it's going to be reversed because it'll be like you know you keep whatever you brought with you and then you just only hang out with other people that are that and you just end up with like you know the business people hang out here and they still probably would hang out with the people like you know I'm sure like

if you were in high school as like a certain groups would still birds of a feather kind of thing but they were getting bullied right like there was like this force that was pushing them into the proper direction of assimilation of what the norms are but you're also creating the norms too yeah like sometimes the norm like their thing

rubs off like you take the good parts and leave the bad parts you know what I mean yeah like if you think about it like those tiny little daggers yeah well if you think about like there was all the genos at my high school right yeah and they would have like a hallway that was kind of like the Italian like hallway that they all thought they were in the mob.

You know what I mean? It smelled like oregano. Right. And people didn't really do that, but there was a point where all of the rap rock band started wearing the Adidas track suits as well. So it all blends like... Yeah, it all blends. You pick your things, but for the most part.

Okay, we're not doing all that, but like that's all right. Yeah. We kind of fuck with that. Like the, I remember there was all the triny guys and it was like not a lot of their culture stuck, but like at the dance, some slang probably. Some slang stuck. The swing in the white towels at the dances, like the, every, now and then coming, oh, I love Sooka.

Yeah. Like that would kind of enter this, like, different parts kind of come in and you take the good parts and keep out the bad parts where they're saying, no, you can't keep out the bad parts. Yeah. So there is, I agree with you. Yeah, yeah. But I feel like the, there's no one back because there's nobody going to be like, we need to bring bullying back in like a beneficial way.

You're only allowed to bully foods from other cultures. Not even allowed to do that anymore, probably. Yeah, like, you can't, probably like you get in trouble if you're in elementary. Because you would be like, Stinks. Kids food stinks. I'll give you example. Jamaican friends.

Chicken foot soup. Everyone's just like, this is disgusting. What are you doing? Yeah, what do you do? Then they come up with some jerk chicken and you're like,

all right, that's sick. Here we go. Yeah. All right. Jerk chicken's pretty far. Welcome to the country. Fine,

but like none of this. Fuck. We don't need your feet. Yeah. Don't bring a bag of feet to school. Like, what are you doing? Yeah.

Anyways. You're on to something. That's what I've been thinking. I think you might have a fucking. I think you might have seven minutes on that. Yeah. That's what I've been thinking about. I like it.

So the Maxim magazine, actually, there's two, but the first one, Maxim condemned after unsexiest womenless surfaces was surprising first place winner, ridiculously cruel. And it is funny to think about, like, imagine a big publication right now. You know, it's like a big men's magazine right now. I don't know. Like, imagine you even said, like, Huberman or something like that. Like imagine Huberman just had like every, every couple of years he did like the top ten ugliest women list. You know what I mean?

There's Huberman. Yeah, and you're just like, what the fuck? Yeah. Yeah, so Maxim had the list. They said Sex in the City star Sarah Jessica Parker was top the list with the Mount Rushmore of off-putting celebrities. And from the article it said, how did the racehorse Barbaro-Faced Broad managed to star on a show with in the title. Coming in at second Not So Hot, Amy Winehouse

Rehab singer died four years after was lambasted for her openly hemorrhaging translucent skin, rats nest mane and lashes that look like a surgically attached bats. Pop sensation Madonna fourth place with the Meg comparing her to Nospheratu

actor William Defoe. Yeah. So it's just a different time. There's a different time. By the way, I disagree a little bit with the Amy Winehouse thing. I think that she's all right in my opinion you know how like

with it so is Sarah Jessica Parker they're like my shot it she doesn't do I don't know they don't do anything for me

you're not like she's gross no though Amy Winehouse does something for me oh okay Maxim was just like that was the thing

they were like this funny you know bro shit bro shit it was just like bro shit when you were allowed

to do bro shit where it's like they have the other one where it's like how do you fucking turn a feminist into a hot chick yeah

but no I'll just say my quick point on Amy Winehouse is that you know how like um for dudes you can can be like weird looking or not good looking and chicks love you like if you're a musician

like little wayne probably a good example of that there's kind of like tons of them right how are you know Mick Jagger might even be in that category a little bit like I'm she's kind of good looking I guess but like you know what I mean not the way that they say he is I always used saying like most band scenes it's like the singer gets more girls than the other guy who's better looking than him it's more about who's yeah yeah it's hierarchy yeah the sexiness isn't attached to like how good looking you are in a lot of ways, but that doesn't usually translate to women, right? For women, it's not like, oh, but she's rich, you're like, you know, but this is the only version that I do agree a little bit. The Amy White House mess look, I actually do kind of fucking

does something for me. As someone successful as Amy Winehouse or just in general. I don't even know if it's the success part. Yeah. I don't think the success does not that much. Like you're saying, like, you can just like some chick at the bars. Yeah, like if I saw that at the bar, even though you're like, technically, she's not particularly attractive. I would would be like... She's not bad, though. I never thought she was terrible looking. Yeah, she just looked like a mess, I guess. Yeah, she just was like a little... But she was getting killed, like a lot of people would say that, for sure.

But she was skinny, at least. Yeah. Couldn't... A little too skinny for the adverts in it. Okay, and then there was the other one, sorry. Oh, anyways, yeah, it was like this. What was it, how to turn a feminist into a... Sexist article teaching men how to cure feminists. They had title, how to cure a feminism.

The controversial article listed four ways for men to... tame feminist females. And the first one, it said, win her over by lying to her. And tell her, you know, tell her that you like glorious sturn up, literally my joke of, you know, a good way to do it is a lying. Open her eyes. So you begin by discussing lipstick feminism. So you basically tell her girl, you can actually be like girl power feminism and you don't

have to fucking. Yeah, you can work. You could keep your hair on your armpits and stuff like that. And then they said, buy her a tank top with feminist printed on the chest. and it's like a bit like this slutty like fucking thing that they're selling and they're very low cut tell her it looks great

try to avoid phrases like bodacious tattas such a brood fucking culture yeah exactly just the fact that they even wrote bodacious tautas is fucking peak like early dentosh

well it's not entirely certain the piece was satirical or not the piece was satirical yeah it was very serious dead serious yeah dead serious it is funny people looking bag of shit like this through today's

eyes. The stern one's the one that's been going crazy by I saw that. Yeah, yeah, it was like, what was it just like Well, it was the, it was the butterface competition. I remember that. It was the butterface competition and they made the women come out with a paper bag over their head, which is so hilarious. Always like what Stern's become, you forget what it was. Dude, you know any viewers, listeners?

So they just, they came out with a... How much does he have? 3,000? $300,000? $125,000 listeners a day. Bark right off. Yeah, that's what he's out. It can't be true. It's, yeah. And how much money does he make? $8 million a day? He gets $100 million a year and he's not doing like i think he takes his huge breaks wow yeah three days he's had

125 000 viewers on average an episode a day god damn it dude probably like that's doing like the fucking i mean i'm trying to think of like a music like like the the nchl channel's probably on that kind of close to that like the nchl serious channel okay yeah like in the off in the off season yeah yeah where they just chat yeah where they just chat about fucking trades NHL or whatever like it's really bad it used to be 20 million he used to have at his peak 20 million daily listeners oh my god he's at 125k right now well he used to do such wild shit absolutely brain dead people yeah yeah yeah and that actually might not be the same brain dead people that might be like that's a whole not no that might be like 40,000 people that rented a car yeah oh yeah yeah for how many people

rent a car every day no only time i've ever listened to stern is within a car rent right so how many of those people rented a car was serious yeah yeah yeah and they oh what sterman up to Yep. Yeah. Okay. Not great. Yeah. This is not good. Interviewing Sarah Jessica Parker about how what is, you know. And Susan Cooper. Yeah. That's literally who I heard of interviewing when I rented a car last time. Oh, Jake Tapperson. Cool.

The Butterface one is sort of getting a bit. So basically, then the girl pulled her bag off when she won. Yeah. And then the, and everyone was kind of like, boo or whatever, right? Well, Rob Schneider did this whole thing about how, because he was, Rob Schneider just tweeted. He goes, I was there. or whatever and like he's like one she was in on it yeah like it seems really mean in like retrospect but like she was in on it it was just like a joke and she wasn't that ugly she wasn't that ugly at all and people are like they're booing her and you're like well yeah because they're

booing her because they watched a competition where the girls having their bag and their head they know they're at the butterface competition and then she finally take the bag off obviously how do you react where you go oh not that bad how do you how do you verbalize that at a at a stadium you go oh yeah like the only thing you could do is boo or cheers. Yeah, exactly. But he was like, she was in on it. Like, you know, we were all hammered. Like, we were all, like, drinking tequila the entire

time. It's like, she was in on it. It was like, she didn't, like, take it personally. It was all just like a joke. Like, it was a bit, basically. And at the time, people were like, she's actually not that hot. And Stern said she's actually pretty hot. It is pretty hot. No, but I think that was the controversy, like, this is what they're calling a butter. And it was like, at the time

when that happened, people were like, she's actually not that bad. The meanness of it. They go, how could they be so mean? How do they do so mean? They have the smallest dick competition and it was worse. Of course, but you're like out of context. I mean, they do the smallest dick competition on skanks right now. Oh, Danny does one every night in his own shower. And I win.

I mean, lose. Shut up. Huh? Shut up. What's up? Take it to the house. Oh, God damn. I dumped my disgusting boyfriend because he refused to wipe his butt.

It made me physically sick to be near him. You know what? Let's do that on the Patreon because I just wanted to say we're wrapping up. but the man who has the world's largest penis and broke his arm because of it, just because he said this. And so basically what happened is he said it was an embarrassing accent where his dick was so big

that he couldn't see that the floor was slippery and he fell. Now, I don't know why this is news. Obviously, this just happens. I don't even understand why they're writing about this. You know, Danny, you've obviously been there, I assume, where, you know, you obviously are looking at the ground.

You can't see it because your dick's too big. I just can't fucking see the goddamn ground. So Vice Magazine wrote this. And for me, I just think that the news should be, be you know there's certain things where it's like everyone already knows you don't want to cover it like yeah you know tell me something i don't know like yes sometimes your dick is blocking your view and you can't see and you slip and fall you know that's why happens to the best of us yeah it's happened to me many times happens to me once a week so i just feel like if mr glass is where you

it's obviously a slow news week because this is the thing that happens to me and all my friends quite frequently or like a huge news week but we got a whole bunch of shit come over to the patreon we're always having fun over there we did a crazy uh good q and a and we've been doing some long episodes and we have some good shit especially when people when we have guest weeks and people want to just

do a normal episode we kind of do so Patreon.com slash the boyscast we will see you over there peace I do