The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Feminists Team Up With Raytheon

Episode Date: September 9, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Fellas, you already know what it is. Jacksonville and Miami this weekend. Miami tickets are less than normal. I don't know. I'm telling you, the Miami guys have not been messing with me. Get a fucking sneaker to give you sneakers down in Miami. Dude, I'm telling you. Ryan's Red Pill tour featuring sneaker.
Starting point is 00:00:19 Everything else has been cooking, though. San Jose is almost sold out. Tacoma, we just had another show. Los Angeles, Cleveland, Chicago, Cincinnati, Columbus, Charlotte, Greensboro, Raleigh, Austin, Detroit, Portland, Phoenix, Plano, Toronto, Baltimore, Buffalo got added.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Yeah. Alright, let's get into it. The boys! The lads! The dudes! The bros! The homies! God save the queen This is you want to do a shout out. you wanted to do a shout out. I wanted to give a shout out to not the Queen, but the King of fucking England.
Starting point is 00:01:13 You did it, Charles. We're proud of you. You went from Prince to your rightful throne. You hung in there. Hung in there. And now, thanks to the patriarchy, or no thanks, I don't know. Patriarchy's back is what you're saying. Big win for the patriarchy.
Starting point is 00:01:28 It's literally back. Yeah, this old woman. And by the way, so you are right. The patriarchy is officially back. We back. We back, patriarchy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Prince Charles, sorry, King Charles.
Starting point is 00:01:41 The king. All the Canadians out there, all the Australians, burn all your money. Rip it up. Rip your money up. With the Queen on it. Send it to us and we'll rip it for you. Yeah, send it up to us. We'll do it an official American rip-up style.
Starting point is 00:01:53 And then we're going to have to have new money with the King on it because the King is back. The King is back. The Queen. And you know what is extra weird? I don't know if I told you this because I was gone for a couple of days, but I got, like, I kept getting all these voice notes
Starting point is 00:02:08 from Queen Elizabeth saying, hey, if you don't want to meet, I know you like to have a podcast with pretty big numbers and I have all this information on this guy, Billy C is all I'm going to say. And she didn't want to go much further. I was like, can you just, I'm like, I'm not going to be back in New York for a couple of days.
Starting point is 00:02:21 So if you don't mind, we can just talk about this now. And she goes, listen, it's not safe on the wire. People are listening. But she wanted me to meet up at the Rippers, right? So she was going to send me a ticket, kind of like OnlyFans chick style. She was going to send me down to come meet her at the Rips. Fly you down? She was going to fly me down.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Yeah, she was going to fly me down. And she had some info on this guy, Billy. See, I don't know who it is. We'll never know. That's what I'm saying. That's the thing is, we're never going to know now. She started. And she messaged me
Starting point is 00:02:45 i can only imagine who else she messaged she might have messaged uh i'm sure few peeps you know what i mean tom segura could have that information i mean whoever has that information i would be fucking nervous right now if you are in possession of said information she's gone they took it out i know but i'm saying maybe who do you think that is Billy Charles is that a guy I don't know Billy C Will C Will Smith with a C yeah Will Smith
Starting point is 00:03:10 with a C but it's like it starts with it's like a soft C soft C I don't know but she had some
Starting point is 00:03:16 info on something I don't know what it was about but either way didn't look good for her that she was you know spreading that around
Starting point is 00:03:22 yeah I know and now she's gone shout out to my grandmother by the way for outliving the Queen of England who's old she's older was you know spreading that around yeah i know and now she's gone shout out to my grandmother by the way for outliving the queen of england who's old she's older because you know they say another shout out for the dudes your grandmother but you know they say he goes yeah she lives so long because she didn't fucking work a day in her life she didn't do shit she was has the the adrenochrome being like weekly adrenochrome sessions my grandmother just regular lady i live the queen yeah take. Take that queen.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Yeah. And so I just got back from Austin, which is a fucking scene. Yeah. It is. It kind of reminded me of, so I went there. I did like Kill Tony
Starting point is 00:03:53 and so they, it's this little, the Vulcan Theater, it's this little hub and everyone's there. You know what I mean? It's like, like,
Starting point is 00:04:00 you know, we're talking about the king, Mr. Rogan there. The rogues? Who is was uh he's a sick dude like exactly how you expect yeah um he was there like like tony hinchcliffe like all their kind of regular guys uh that are sort of in that mix ari spears was going through his big controversy oh ari spears is there yeah he like came through the day i did kill tony and he was there and people were talking about him getting canceled and all that stuff.
Starting point is 00:04:32 Well, he was shitting on Lizzo, and then they found some sketch that him and Tiffany Haddish made years ago, which I actually haven't watched. I heard a bunch of people, so I'm not going to comment on it because I haven't watched it because I just got back. Oh, I didn't know it was a sketch. I thought it was just a character. It was a sketch, and apparently it was a sketch where they were about a dad or a pedophile or something but basically like it's kind of like the cuties thing where they did it though oh you're like oh imagine this like in this sketch the girl's giving like you know sitting on my lap and doing all this stuff but like they did do it oh i think that was kind of the vibe but i gotta watch it before i talk about why i brought it up i don't have a i don't have a comment on his second cancellation he's had a lot of shit
Starting point is 00:05:02 it's like pretty standard stuff talking shit about Lizzo or whatever. Yeah. Shit that he says about everyone. Yeah, for sure. He's a fucking comedian. And everybody's like, you're fat. And he's like, yeah, but I'm not trying to be like a picture of health. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:14 You know what? I had a weird comment that maybe you're not going to like. But you know that guy, Jadion? Yeah. So he's like a big YouTuber. And he has all this stuff where he makes these videos about how he likes fat chicks and stuff like that. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:25 And he had Lizzo on his like live stream and he was just like hitting on her the whole time. She actually was on his live stream? He's a big star. Yeah. I didn't realize he was that big. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:33 He got her on his live stream. And honestly, she was like pretty cool and funny. I don't have, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. No, you've been saying that you said there's only room for one of us literally. But anyways. Only room for one of us literally but anyways i don't have room for one of us large fat yeah yeah i was kind of thinking because all of her stuff is so inflammatory i
Starting point is 00:05:51 thought she'd be more annoying and honestly she seemed kind of like she's funny she seemed funny yeah yeah yeah so liz will seem funny but so the one the thing that kind of was like that i wanted to like mention so ron right i did the episode with ron white then we went to this crazy jazz club uh and it was like tony hinchcliffe's band is you know no he has a band oh he's banned and they're all these guys they're like the top musicians and it's kind of this like new orleans scene where they finished his show and went out and played this other show oh that's cool yeah like ron white's there all these you know legends he just always have just like a scotch in his hand at all times that's the vibe and one thing that i noticed about him is i think he nailed the coolest way for like an older guy to dress because you once you get to
Starting point is 00:06:34 like 60 or something like that you have to go fancy and i think you go long hair the long hair is cool yeah he has the uh the guy who used to be the coach for the jets or whatever the foot guy i can't remember his name now i'm sure people but you go long gray hair long straight fancy suit i mean black guys nailed it that's the unusually fancy suit for normal life right super long funeral suit funeral suit your funeral your best funeral suit down to your knees you have your best funeral suit and he has like you know fancy shoes and all this stuff and yeah you're right he always did it i actually i don't know if he was drinking i think it's possible that he put it oh okay because i was always on stage just has got like a did you get into the cigars brian simpson very funny like
Starting point is 00:07:13 there's a whole squad there and the thing that was interesting about it that kind of uh that made me you know think about like first of all it's like energizing so I get why people are so hyped up on Austin in that regard. But the other thing is that there is something about that insulation. And so many good culture pockets happen in these tiny little scenes. You know what I mean? And one of the reasons is because there's too much outside influence. Even anyone that has a company that you're hyper-focused on. I feel like the more you get, look at this and look at this, the more, the more, the
Starting point is 00:07:50 more you start even thinking about life-wise, you're just like, oh, maybe I should be doing that. There's so many inputs that are coming in. You're looking at social media. Should I be focusing more on this? Like too many inputs make you screwed. And there's no traditional industry there. Like nobody there is auditioning for stuff.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Nobody's getting involved with none of that stuff. You just like doing stand-up podcasts and just living your life and that's yeah there is no real external industry so they become these little arts hubs and i try to create those little bubbles for myself you know you just try you have to to be good at anything but it is like when you actually structurally do it it kind of reminded me of like tim pool had that compound. And they do sort of live in their own little world out there. You know what I mean? Yeah, they kind of have to.
Starting point is 00:08:30 They do. And it's like, so you basically, you're only around people that are funny and kind of have similar goals than you. Is there a very alt-y scene as well there? Yeah, there's both.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Yeah, yeah, yeah. There is, yeah, yeah. That scene exists. I'm sure if you talk to 90% of comedians, they're like, Joe Rogan and his 10 friends is not the Austin scene. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody's like, yeah, there is yeah yeah like that scene exists I'm sure if you talk to 90% of comedians they're like Joe Rogan and his 10 friends it's not the Austin scene yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:08:47 everybody's like yeah there's a whole scene outside of like that's like the fucking we also like aren't even allowed to go to that club yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:08:52 that's like the high school clique nobody's allowed to yeah yeah yeah so I am like obviously I was like in a situation where it was cool that I got to do the shows
Starting point is 00:09:00 and hang out with them and all that stuff but I'm so I'm sure that you talk to most people they're like oh yeah you thought that was cool he's like you know there's something cool about just like being in the place hang out with them and all that stuff but i'm so i'm sure that you talk to most people they're like oh yeah you thought that was cool the he's like you know there's something
Starting point is 00:09:07 cool about just like being in the place hanging out with the five biggest comedians in the world like oh yeah everyone's like yeah that would be cool yeah so i get what you're saying of course but i'm just saying like even people that are in mid positions and even in not like any anything to do with entertainment it did make me remember that you have to fucking find ways to like filter out all the information. And this was a good kind of interesting way to look at that because these people,
Starting point is 00:09:34 you know, there's people that are, you know, the number one news story in the world once a week. Yeah. You know what I mean? Of course. So it's like, if you don't have that sort of,
Starting point is 00:09:43 you know, insulation from that, you'd lose your brain, right? Uh-huh. Like, how many people do we know that have one little thing on tiny scales, and it's like they're losing their minds? You know what I mean? Yeah, and being in New York, for sure, too, or LA or whatever. It's a different thing out there. You're just dealing with so many more factors. I think New York's better than Los Angeles for that.
Starting point is 00:10:02 You're more like, you know, people, you meet up with people, I think, at the cellar. And I always said this, like, you meet up with people around here, and I think there's a little more of talking about what bit are you working on? Or like, what's this? Like, how was this show? As opposed to like, what show are you on? What thing did you get? Yeah, like, what auditions are you going for?
Starting point is 00:10:19 Like, what writer's room are you in? Like, whatever, all that shit. A little more industry talk than actual like art talk or whatever. But yeah, so I think that that, it did remind me to, that you need to like guard your own brain from all of the information that's in the world. If you want a kind of like,
Starting point is 00:10:38 if you want your thing to keep progressing and getting better and filling in gaps, instead of looking at only new things, you're kind of looking at how could i improve my little thing yeah which is probably one of the piece of advice is that everyone always needs to like re-up always you know what i mean guard your brain you do have to guard your brain but also you have to do equally as much you gotta filter out the noise of looking yeah internally in in in not always just being like dude i get i i was so bad at that when i
Starting point is 00:11:06 was young i would be like you know it would be it wouldn't even be like oh you know what maybe i'm doing this wrong it's like maybe i'm doing the wrong career in the wrong country you know kids nowadays they probably look at it they go fuck i don't even know am i the right gender even what is a gender i don't even know they go dude you know you're going to school you're like going to school maybe it should be a prostitute in india and a boy it's prostitution the right right professional choices are high you know what i mean but now yeah i think abundance of choice oh you were choosing between being a rapper and a bunk you know yeah yeah that was it i'm like do my own a bunk and a white rapper at that yeah yeah yeah or
Starting point is 00:11:45 whatever right what school you going to i think these people are choosing between like you know what i mean am i dis uh you know cut contact with my family am i am i being a am i gonna try to go through just the thought of like am i gonna go through the traditional system of like going to university you're trying to get a job or am I like a digital nomad type? Yeah. And like, those are like real insane, like life forks in your road for a lot of people. Now, especially too, it's like people kind of are starting to realize that the college thing is actually going to likely fuck you over too. Oh, you're taking over all the shit. Oh, oh, oh, oh, you're screwed.
Starting point is 00:12:23 Yeah. Now it's even harder. Do I go in uh crazy amounts of debt that likely i'll never pay back dude going to college now for most people is the equivalent of uh you know going through like a as a human just walking through a car wash you just come in but it's like a machine that just like picks you up by your ankles empties out your pockets and they go there's gotta be more in there and then takes the good that takes your brain and sort of fills it up with some nonsense.
Starting point is 00:12:47 You know what I mean? Yeah. And then there's a guy with like an Asian guy sort of at the corner that's just paddling you too. He's just every now and then hitting you with a paddle. Just to, no, but he just wants to. Prods, pokes. Yeah, yeah, because he just wants to sort of disorient you while you get your rinsing, you know? Yeah, take your rinsing.
Starting point is 00:13:01 Then you come out of the other end and you go okay glad i went through that do i get my job and they go job no you could have worked at starbucks this entire time yeah so there's just so many choices and doing anything right now and then you're just like especially you know and then you it's not even just one thing it's everything you. You go, look at girls. You go, just, oh, you know, I used to be, oh,
Starting point is 00:13:28 maybe do I date these three girls? It's like, and now they're men. Every girl in the world and every, yeah. It's like, which girl do I want? And they go,
Starting point is 00:13:36 surprise, they're men now. Just so many things that you didn't have to think about that I think increasingly the people that succeed at anything will be the people that are able to guard themselves off from the the they were able to make their options smaller yeah for sure and i'm not the best at that it's i mean it's hard there's
Starting point is 00:13:56 a lot of stimuli and then on top of that first of all there's homeless people everywhere but it was a really cool in austin yeah yeah our boys didn't get rid of them? Buddy, it's almost worse than New York where the homeless people are... Well, because we don't allow tents here. That's the difference. They do outside of my house. Well, but those are still... There's no permanent tents,
Starting point is 00:14:16 whereas tent cities, they have those. You can get a mailing. You can get mail to those. That's true. Yeah, yeah. That's a fixed address people that's a fixed address that's a fixed address once they start nailing the pipes into the right yeah they're running plumbing and stuff and well in la they actually are i filmed there with danny mullen and they were
Starting point is 00:14:35 we talked to these people and they were telling us it was like a bummer because they had to move because they had their whole like electrical system sorted out and then they were building something there so they had to move and get so now they have to get their their generator right wired up to something else these guys have like the five-star restaurants there you know they have their own ecosystem yeah it's mad max you know what i mean very much mad max people people are in there they're trading like beads and shoes for their own economy oh yeah well anyways i go to there and there was a guy that uh that's actually having like a od on the street oh no you know what i mean yeah i guess you do see that here but it felt like par for the here you're just so much so much more manageable to just ignore them dude there was i
Starting point is 00:15:17 walked to the studio this afternoon this is how weird new york is and how just like acceptable craziness is this guy was holding a stroller right by the Best Buy he's holding a baby stroller and he was having like this he goes like yelling in public he's holding a baby stroller on his shoulder and he goes I got a fucking gun in here he's like I'm gonna and he goes he goes these motherfuckers you think you're coming out he's like a younger guy like probably in his 20s he's like I got a gun what you think you're gonna disrespect me it's like I'll shoot every one of you motherfuckers he's holding a baby stroller a baby stroller on his shoulder and he goes but he's like but it looks like there could maybe be something inside of it he goes i got a gun in here i'm gonna shoot
Starting point is 00:15:50 every one of you motherfuckers you know how many bullets i got literally nobody acknowledges him at all he might as well have been a tree like he's talking about shooting up union square nothing nobody is everybody's just like, yeah, it's New York. You do that, buddy. Yeah, you do that, pal. It's New York. Everybody's like, don't acknowledge him. Like, just let him just tire himself out.
Starting point is 00:16:13 You're right, though. Small town. That's an episode. Talking about shooting up like a fucking busiest, like in one of the busiest intersections of New York City. Yeah. Nothing. Which I will say, I'm going to give
Starting point is 00:16:25 an un-recommendation of a movie. It was called Breaking. And if there's anything that you take from me, you know, I like to give a recommendation
Starting point is 00:16:36 here and there. Avoid this movie at all costs. It was the biggest hunk of shit I've ever seen in my life. So basically the story is, it's a guy like that,
Starting point is 00:16:44 homeless guy, who used to be a veteran and the veteran affairs owes him 800 bucks so he decides he's gonna go to the bank hold up the bank to get the and tell veterans affair gives him his hundred 800 bucks right so it's based on a true story so the real story is a crazy guy which basically comes out it obviously a little bit of that i don't know some guy no one bunch of fucking nobodies right so nobody's making a piece of shit that nobody likes buddy you know how people talk about stakes in movies there's got to be stakes it starts out he gets there he kicks everybody out except for the two tellers and then he tells the tellers like don't worry like if i do blow this place up i'm blowing myself up not you guys so it's like you guys are safe oh so it's like
Starting point is 00:17:22 out of the gate you're like this character who's like having a mental break who they didn't make you care about yet you're just like okay so already i don't care what happens because you go so the whole thing was basically it wasn't saving him from blowing up the bank it was like can we talk him down from blowing up himself i guess which is not like that's a bad plot line in a part you're not that invested in him invested you just like this is I was trying to leave, but the, and then on top of that, at the end of it,
Starting point is 00:17:49 it turns out his bomb was fake, which is hot dogs. It was nothing. He just had a backpack with no bomb in it. And then on top of that, at the end of it, he shot himself. So like the real story was,
Starting point is 00:18:01 and then they never mentioned how he had a gun, but it was basically like the New York kind of thing. Whereas a guy goes into a bank with a backpack and says i've got a bomb i need 800 dollars like that was the whole that's what happened in real life yeah i'd rather watch dog day afternoon that sounds much better than that no you watch bullet train buddy bullet train is a fucking piece of uh should win all the oscars it's gonna win them all it's the best movie i've ever seen okay top top five movies I've seen in five years. They did everything right. And they did the right amount of they still had big stars, but they
Starting point is 00:18:29 obviously pandered to all the things they had to pander to in a way that didn't bug you at all. They had, for example... That's like a really hard, impressive thing. Listen to this. They made Japanese guys the bad guys. So basically there's like a Yakuza guy, but it was the white guy that came there and joined
Starting point is 00:18:46 the Yakuza. But they did it like that. I was going to say, it's about time Japanese people got their comeuppance. Nah, dude, they found a loophole. Honestly, that movie was incredible. I'm going to go see it. Then I come back to
Starting point is 00:19:01 Austin, or come back from there to New York where I'm like, okay, outside of my house, I'm immediately back to people fighting outside. Yeah, I don't live there anymore. I know. I'm getting out of the hood. And then that starts. I get back in my house. At the same time, I got a Christian rock band that started playing.
Starting point is 00:19:19 So you know there's a church behind my house? Yes. So on the two windows of my house window at the front i literally started looking up places i made an application i'm moving right i can't believe you live there on the front is two people yelling and screaming at the top of their lungs while playing music on the back is a christian rock group just belting it out full blast they've got drums white or black uh half and half ah it's not no they were honestly awesome the christian rock band was yeah christian rock bands know how to play i know i know well because these guys are
Starting point is 00:19:52 playing for the lord dude they're trying they know if they screw it up they're going to hell yeah but they're they're belting out all the hits and i'm looking out the window every you know there's 30 people watching it's a little congregation they all know everywhere they're playing like in that little lot In the lot Oh so they're not even indoors A body No No no no
Starting point is 00:20:08 Fuck it Went on for three hours The only thing I could do Is stand right in the middle Of the fucking apartment And then wear headphones These guys are Jesus
Starting point is 00:20:18 Like rock No mix of everything They had They were like a cover But they If my If I were to guess Most of these weren't originals You know what I mean Like the people there Knew every word right rock it was a mix of everything they had they had all they were like a cover but they if my if i were to guess the most of these weren't originals you know what i mean like if the people there knew
Starting point is 00:20:29 every word right they couldn't have been that big of fans and the one thing that was funny was there's the priest with the priest outfit probably like 40 years old he was in the front row like he was their biggest fan he knew every word he was like uh the guy you know how the the small band that has like the one super, like the fight of the concords, the one girl? I like the idea that the band Rock for Jesus,
Starting point is 00:20:50 they just have this one priest who buys all the merch. The super fan. Songs for heaven! He's just at every show. He goes, all right, we'll be playing Harlem tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:21:02 He's there again. And they see him and go, hey, we're going to kind of play the same set list as yesterday you know he wouldn't care yeah he goes oh no no don't mind me just don't even pretend like i'm not even here dude they're probably touring in the christian band with like a big cross on it the priest is in his like mazda behind them like he's just trailing he's like you know one day he wants to get on the tour bus that'd be a big treat for him with like i don't know what they'd be called like you know probably probably like rock 415 or something or resurrect like there was like resurrection resurrected there's probably
Starting point is 00:21:35 in the history of christian rock bands i'd say 10 of all of them are called resurrected there's a lot of resurrected jesus is the savior it wasn't i think the singer had a little more of like a you know what every music's just turned into pop music like country music's just pop music with a twang church music's just pop music with a little bit more i don't know soul that's why the black church music's the best because that's like r&b and i don't know. These guys had a little bit of that. They had a drummer that was black. Yeah. They usually go drummer black, bass player black, and then keyboard player is 50-50
Starting point is 00:22:11 and then guitar players are white. That's generally my synopsis on the church life. I know. I've seen a lot of the black guitar players, but a lot of the keyboard players are white guys with long hair. White guy long hair.
Starting point is 00:22:21 Old white guy ponytail. But there is a black keyboard section too that's sometimes they're all black sometimes it's just all black church these guys are belting it out those are the good ones the lead guitar player was shredding was he too yeah he was shredding like his you know he was shredding like he's at heaven's gates dude like flying v guitar just really getting like his eternity dependent on it he's those guys are gonna get to heaven and he's gonna be like ah you did you don't cheat on your. And he's going to be like, ah, you did cheat on your wife. And he's like, did you hear the demo?
Starting point is 00:22:48 Yeah, but you heard the demos, right? Yeah, you heard the demos. Yeah, excuse me. Coming through. Member of Resurrection. Yeah, that guy probably gets front seat in heaven, dude. He was rocking out. So you said that one of your favorite things was the king coming back for Britain, right?
Starting point is 00:23:09 Yeah. There was some people saying wild things about that too, like girls. A lot of people, there was a lot of, like, good, the leader of a racist, patriarchal, you know, blood coloncolonized empire. Whatever, right? Yeah, all the buzzwords. People are going hard trying to go viral on this one. Oh, I know.
Starting point is 00:23:30 I know. Dunking on the queen, being like, oh, I guess she's going to go colonize heaven now. Watch out. It's funny, dunking on the queen. You got your zinger on the queen's death. Yeah. I wonder if Ari Shaffir got one in.
Starting point is 00:23:43 I bet he did. I mean, I would be sad if he didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah i wonder if r.a. shafir got one in i bet he did i mean i would be sad if he didn't yeah yeah but uh that was your favorite my favorite was because this is sketches i've done where i and this is my favorite when the sketches i do come true but i did um should there be more women uh uh torturers right yeah enhanced interrogation and then so uh basically there's this organization girls who code right you know it's probably one of my favorite organizations yeah which they it's girls who code they learn to code and 50 of our uh money from the boys guys people don't know this goes to girls who code right that's it yeah i thought we should be sending more but so girls to code has a new partner and you might be wondering oh who is it so this is
Starting point is 00:24:31 the same girls to code that last year girls to code terminated relationship with activision in response to some workplace harassment so do you remember activision was in a little hot water yeah just because like you know one person there was probably inappropriate with some woman. I don't know exactly what happened. And then they go, that's it? Yeah. We refuse to be associated with the type of company that would allow a staff member to be inappropriate with another staff member. But we do have a new partner that we would like to announce, and that is Raytheon.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Raytheon. That is my favorite. Can't make this up. You actually can't make that up. That's their line. You go, you're fine with Raytheon? They go, you see the kind of checks Raytheon's cutting us? It all comes down to money in the end, because, yeah, we weren't really getting that much.
Starting point is 00:25:18 It all comes down to money, but it also does come down to the, I guess, the progressive thing, does come down to the you know I guess the progressive thing because basically Raytheon was you know all these weapons manufacturers were making all these they were making all these pushes being like look it we got the first you know one eyed we got the first one eyed drone striker
Starting point is 00:25:36 and all that stuff right? Yeah. Look it the head of our drone strike department's retarded you know 100% look at this one it was made by an asian yeah that's the kind of stuff they were saying right but the raytheon thing it basically does show it's the same thing as kind of the value system is so funny because it's like you know we hate cops world police are fine obviously you know it's the kind of thing because it's like how if you take
Starting point is 00:26:02 all the little things that they would do it's like we really hate the police here but it's like how if you take all the little things that they would do it's like we really hate the police here but it's like we're kind of fine with like you know police in other countries obviously american now are we are we sure that raytheon doesn't have some sort of like um heat seeking missile that like hones in on sexual harassers like maybe they built they go look we understand we have this thing so we built this new uh missile where if someone's like sexually harassing someone like a cat caller like it'll just find a cat caller so they program it but they wanted to get like sexism that's happening like afghanistan but the missile also got programmed this other thing so it's sort of like it goes after and it's just like it kind of stops in the air doesn't know what to do and then it comes back and it's some like
Starting point is 00:26:41 bodega owner that cat calls yeah in new york city you go mission accomplished we didn't say there weren't gonna be bugs gotta you gotta crack a couple eggs if you want to make an omelet you know that's how we programmed it like that girls we code we go listen we want to announce our new partner marlboro but we will say we're not working with this company because they don't put enough gay people in their video games. But we would like to announce our Monsanto partnership. Yeah. Monsanto Queens. Marlboro, those skinny, super skinny cigarettes.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Those are for girls. They literally make cigarettes for girls. Yeah. We're working with big weapons contractors. It's so great, though. But they said we're overjoyed to partner closely with raytheon technologies on this pilot program so excited for the opportunity to continue to provide students the tools and confidence they need to make a difference you know what the thing
Starting point is 00:27:35 is that it is the problem the funny part is that this organization's built on the like kind of premises of you know we're not going to work with anyone that has like our morals don't align yeah so we gotta and we gotta uplift women first and for i think that's a they're they're female supremacists is what they are right so there's look look uplifting women first and foremost and they're like yeah if you guys go bomb a bunch of dudes in fucking afghanistan you think that's what it is seems like it's good for women at the end of the day yeah right because they're they're probably know what a lot of them are probably saying like yeah i'm gonna work with raytheon and i'm gonna be on the
Starting point is 00:28:13 like save ukraine division yeah exactly i mean bombing russia all the bad people in russia all the bad men yeah they probably in their mind they go yeah but who's getting bombed guys you know what else guys are on the receiving end of bomb it's also a funny move for uh raytheon too because like those big companies are just like they're essentially uh injecting themselves with a virus you know what i mean yeah you know what i mean because there is also you go hey good you know we have like good news we're partnering with these like 200 activist women that just fresh out of college like they're don't see any problem here it's gonna fast forward to like six months later We're partnering with these 200 activist women that just fresh out of college. Don't see any problem here.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Just going to fast forward to six months later. It's like 10,000 high up layoffs in Raytheon. You know what, though? I was thinking about this similar to the... Because you know the dude from Arcade Fire who's in all this trouble for grooming or whatever? Yeah. And the real issue is he's not grooming. He was having sex with girls who were like in their twenties.
Starting point is 00:29:06 His was, his was nuts. Arcade fire. And people probably know that band, but it's Canadian. Yeah. Canadian. But they're one of the biggest bands in the world.
Starting point is 00:29:12 Yeah. Yeah. They won best Grammy for best album and all this stuff. And Feist dropped off his tour. Feist dropped off his tour, Wynn Butler. And his, all he essentially did was four women came forward.
Starting point is 00:29:20 Well, three women and a non-binary person. Yeah. The non-binaries. He's like, you know, you go, he was on tour having sex with non-binary he's like you made your own bed you
Starting point is 00:29:27 know no no he used to be a 20 he was with her that shit didn't even exist and that didn't even exist i thought that one was from like a few years ago no that's a new one no no no she's they are recently non-binary i'll tell you what when it comes to you know uh when it comes to trying to ruin your life they're fairly binary yeah get him but his whole thing was he was like this good boy and then he was cheating on his wife and having sex but people were trying to be like yo he's a criminal you're like he's not a criminal he had sex with people who are legal age but the thing you think you're all the hunger is like 22 i know it's crazy and she goes yeah he took advantage of like power dynamics because uh I know it's crazy and she goes yeah he took advantage of like power dynamics because like he DM'd me
Starting point is 00:30:06 and you know he was a famous band person and I was a fan of the band that's the power dynamic you're like what are you talking about but anyways my point with this Raytheon thing is that Raytheon they could always at the end of the day just drop them and people go like oh Raytheon's bad
Starting point is 00:30:20 because they got rid of this whole program you go yeah we were bad this whole time though you're saying that's a benefit they can always get rid of this but they are desperately trying to get good press these weapons contractors do have like crazy publicity teams yeah i mean they well because their whole thing hinges on governments giving them these massive contracts and then like it's probably a little hard for them to go to someone who's like campaigning or just won an election or is like if biden's a little less popular and they go, you know, there's been a hundred headlines about how Raytheon's so bad.
Starting point is 00:30:51 He's like, maybe this isn't the best time to ask for our billion, our billion, our today's trillion. Maybe not. Maybe not. Yeah. So I think they put like massive amounts of effort into publicity. Yeah, of course. I mean, they're a huge company.
Starting point is 00:31:03 This was like someone at Raytheon being like, you know what? We need, we're getting some heat on this other thing. I've got the solution. Girls who code. Girls who, hear me out. Three words. Girls who code.
Starting point is 00:31:16 Are you with me? Are you with me or what? But it's, yeah, it's five, it's 10 guys in a room smoking cigars being like, so crazy it just might work, you know? Yeah. But I think they're wrong. I think this is going to fucking,
Starting point is 00:31:28 you know, every time you put it like these kinds of things in, they come out and they go, but it's going to seem funny too. Cause they're like, yeah, the one guy made an inappropriate comment to me. Oh,
Starting point is 00:31:38 what day was that? Oh, the day that we bombed a wedding. I don't know. I can't remember the exact day, but it was the one we were bombing all those weddings. Anyways, he said I looked hot. That's the kind of fucking PR
Starting point is 00:31:50 that Raytheon wants anyways. Bury the wedding bombing. Make it about some offhanded statement that was made. I know, right? Maybe that is the plan. Maybe it's diabolical. Maybe that's so crazy. It just might work where they go, we're going to bring in all of these activists. they're what they're gonna do is be like oh four or five you
Starting point is 00:32:10 know guys were inappropriate or they're sexist or i with this one guy said a racist joke or whatever then raytheon gets to like fire 10 guys and be like problem solved yeah we're good now and be like yeah i know everyone said we're bad but like we just fired all the bad apples and they go that wasn't the reason we were saying you're bad and they go no no you're saying that's not a problem yeah we fired some bad apples i can't argue so maybe that's the plan 40 chess at raytheon yo it's an arms dealer i know does saudi arabia they're protecting america though your company it's all the companies they're like we're all the countries too we're like girls you know a lot of the deals are with a lot of those places where the girls have like you know wildly restricted
Starting point is 00:32:57 no they're like not allowed to drive and maybe maybe these people are like we'll change it from the inside they're not yeah i feel like that is whenever you, whenever you hear these organizations, this, this is the most tail as old as time. It'll be like, uh, 10 people that are like, we're going to start the,
Starting point is 00:33:13 like make the world better organization. And we're going to try to like get rid of bigotry and fight bad people. And then who they always get rid of is like guy number three at the organization is the fall guy. No, no, no. I'm saying that.
Starting point is 00:33:23 No, no, no. They don't, they don't even get to the organization. All they do is like fire each guy. No, no, no. I'm saying that, no, no, no. They don't even get to the organization. All they do is fire each other, kind of. You know what I mean? There's no...
Starting point is 00:33:30 It'll be like an improv against an improv troupe, and then all that happens is they kind of get rid of the people in the improv troupe that weren't activists enough or whatever, right? Yeah. I feel like that's pretty par for the course. Yep.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Students partaking in the program will be in contact with mentors from Raytheon. Yeah, those mentors are coming at you. Yeah, I'd love to see what a mentor... Yo, baby, you want to put your finger on my finger? We'll do it together. Come on, let's press that backspace. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:00 Come on, let's do it together. Let's do it together. That backspace button's got room enough for both of us. Yo, spin it, yo. This is an old Will Smith song back in the day, but he goes, baby girl, I'm going to take this globe, put your finger on it, I'm going to spin it wherever it lands, I'm going to take you.
Starting point is 00:34:13 He goes, you put your finger on this globe, I'm going to spin it wherever it lands, I'm going to blow that thing to smithereens. Feel how good it feels, press the button. Yeah. Go see that city? Doesn't exist anymore. Yeah, girl.
Starting point is 00:34:26 You feel like a woman. The power. The power. Interview prep and community service projects. Networking events. They're going to get to network. Ooh, that's fancy. Girls We Code gets to go to the networking events.
Starting point is 00:34:39 You think all these girls are like, oh my God, that's Dick Cheney! Rate the networking events.theon networking events. Yo, networking events. Oh my God, John Bolton. Yo, going to an event that they go, it's specifically a networking event is so funny. And that's also the least cool tech company that you could possibly network with. You're like, there's all these, you could work at Girls Who Code, you could work at
Starting point is 00:35:04 Twitter, you could go network with Tesla or Facebook or whatever, and they're like there's all these you can work at Girls Who Code you can work at Twitter you can go network with Tesla or Facebook or whatever and they're like Raytheon yeah holy shit
Starting point is 00:35:11 that's the recruiter from Halliburton oh did you see that guy he just did a trillion dollar propeller deal yeah it's a little less sexy huh yeah
Starting point is 00:35:23 for girls at least for girls it might be a little more sexy They all want to go work at Twitter And shit I know So anyways Girls who coach
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Starting point is 00:38:55 thinking i had to feel like i had a point when i was uh on the plane pondering you know is um do you know one of the things that people argue about a lot is people will say white privilege and then some people will be like well i'm poor i don't have white privilege right and it's like you can understand uh and their argument is like well yeah what it was just your skin color didn't make your life harder that's what their argument is and then the argument against that is like you're well you have like if you take ours deck of cards you have a better deck of cards than me so it's like yeah you're right i have a easier on that one yeah one card and it's like yeah you're rich so it's like a like you would
Starting point is 00:39:35 go you know crazy just for a rich person and that's the other argument right but i was saying that like i feel like you the people who can't get that girls girls, not always, but I was just saying I feel like an argument that could be made to girls is to say- Let's just say to people who are more emotional with their reasoning versus- Yeah, but I'm saying there's guys too, but my argument- Yeah, I've heard that. Yeah, yeah. My argument, yeah, whatever.
Starting point is 00:39:56 Just people who think like that, right? But my argument that I feel like they might get is the equivalent of saying that, you know, there's like, you could equivalent because really what they, most of that time is what they really mean is like rich privilege, right? Yeah. The same way that you could go girl privilege, you could call it girl privilege, but really it's hot privilege mostly. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:16 Because the truth is you don't, when you say girl privilege, you're like, oh, she gets everything easy. It's like, well, she doesn't if she's 700 pounds and looks like a dude, you know what I mean? No, but she still gets it easier than a 700 pound dude. Maybe it's oh you're then a 700 pound dude but maybe not than a normal guy no no do you know what i mean absolutely like that's not the i mean you could think you could make a privilege out of everything no no no but my point is it's it's the same thing where you go the equivalent of saying like oh girl privilege you get to go to
Starting point is 00:40:44 saudi arabia and you get to have some guy that's like rich and he'll fly you around in your yacht because you're a girl and she goes i don't he goes yes but your gender's not making it more difficult to get flown around on that yacht but that's the exact argument yeah i agree it's nonsense well i don't know you didn't think of it i did i well i mean the whole what the privilege stuff well you what's you give me another analogy on the spot of what of why privilege is nonsense of, you give me another analogy on the spot. Of what? Of why privilege is nonsense? No, of another analogy where you can use that.
Starting point is 00:41:10 I mean, anything. You're fucking someone with one arm, and they go, yeah, I can't be a quarterback in the NFL because I don't have an arm or something. What would you call it? Arm privilege? Well, people don't say that, though. They say hot privilege, and they say girl privilege. Yeah, I mean, there's...
Starting point is 00:41:22 Or male privilege. People do say that. Yeah. I don't know. I don't have an analogy. Exactly. Yeah. Well do say that. Yeah. I don't know. I don't have an analogy. Exactly. Yeah. Well, so that's what I'm saying, though.
Starting point is 00:41:29 It's the equivalent of saying that, yes, you're right. If you're, it's a privilege that only girls can get, like hot privilege. You have to be a girl to get the hot girl privilege. Absolutely. Or a famous man.
Starting point is 00:41:42 Famous man. LeBron James has the same privilege as a hot girl. If you're famous famous basically once you like I can't remember who said it maybe Joe Rogan said it you can use the example that I just described
Starting point is 00:41:52 which was a rich guy is going to fly you down to bang him like I don't think that LeBron James is getting some like billionaire woman
Starting point is 00:42:02 saying like hey I'll fly you down to have sex with you. He just wouldn't do it. Maybe not, but I just don't even think the offers come in. Where would you even send such? Well,
Starting point is 00:42:10 I don't think that that's happening a lot with like Hollywood actresses either. I think if you messaged Dan Hathaway and you said, Hey, I got an Island. Dan Hathaway dated a fucking scam artist. She was married to a guy that was a con artist. That is by the way,
Starting point is 00:42:23 the funniest story ever. What did she do? She literally, Anne Hathaway was married to this dude who was a total con artist, conned her. What did she do? And she didn't find out about it until they had been married for several years. He was the original Tinder swindler. Come on.
Starting point is 00:42:39 He got so in deep that he married Anne Hathaway. Really? And they were married, and then she found out his whole life was a lie. Like everything. Like worse than the Dirk Nowitzki thing. Like the whole thing was a lie and then she just like divorced him and like she doesn't really talk about it.
Starting point is 00:42:52 I think he went to jail too actually. He was like a total... Did he get any of her money? I don't think so. So okay. But he got... He didn't have follow through. Imagine when you're like
Starting point is 00:43:01 yeah I'm going to like lie to get a date with Anne Hathaway which I'm sure a million guys would do. What do you lie about? Say I work at Raytheon or one of those. Something like hedge fund. Jobs that girls love. All stuff.
Starting point is 00:43:10 And then I think he started running like a Ponzi scheme or something to like keep up the appearances. It's a pretty crazy story. And then, and then she found out and fucking. So that was not the best reference. But didn't find out. No,
Starting point is 00:43:21 not the best. Well, speaking of, not even really speaking of no speaking of new york post and i've been seeing this kind of coming up a lot lately but they got very anti-bugman reddit rick yeah so basically they're doing these you hear this a lot and i don't get i'm not the most like oh fucking boomers or whatever but sometimes they push their luck like you know what i mean sometimes you go with these people they're writing articles saying that uh they go millennial dads have pathetic diy skills compared to be baby boomers right yeah
Starting point is 00:43:56 and it's like i don't mind when people kind of even gen x is you know talking shit or whatever but when like a 60 year old guy is like you guys can't even fix his shit it's like you can barely use a fucking computer yeah for sure also millennials have been uh like electrocuted way less than boomers oh of course and there's dude there's so many reasons and first of all you go this is the thing it's like what the other thing they realize you go hey you know your generation's like gen x is all the billionaires by the way yeah so it's like these people it's like it's like clinging on to this like you know i can fuck you yeah but i can put a shed together and it was like yeah and they have an app now where you can hire someone to do that really easily like they also like solved a lot of these problems and then there's more important
Starting point is 00:44:38 things where they go yeah millennials like have a wayward deal where they can't even afford homes most of them so one of the things they're like, you know, millennials, they don't even, most millennials don't have a stepladder. It's like, yeah, they don't have a house. So why would they? Yeah. But if they didn't spend all their money on people to do their bug man work for them, they'd have money for their homes.
Starting point is 00:44:56 A new poll of 1,000 millennial dads and 1,000 baby boomer dads found that when a DIY task needed to be done at home, more than half of millennials prefer to call it professional. Well, it's like, there's so many things. First of all, most millennials' wife works. So you have two people working in the house, which means, and then all of the new stuff, you sort of get forced to do a lot of girl jobs a lot of times. So it's like a lot of these guys that before,
Starting point is 00:45:21 they're like, yeah, and I fix the things. And you're like, yeah, a lot of people now, the guys have to do all the fucking cleaning and bullshit like that absolutely there's no time i've been doing a lot of anti-bugman stuff though recently putting because i moved in putting putting things together oh yeah probably bad i have specific i put this one thing together actually it's really funny because we have not that much space in our apartment and so it's like one of those over the toilet like hutch things to put toiletries. And then you need to like secure it to the wall,
Starting point is 00:45:48 but it's tile, which I didn't think about that. So it's like literally just like sways. Every time you open it, everything falls out of it. That's what I'm saying. It's like, why? But whoever put it out together would have done the same job because you can't secure it.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Okay. If you are, you know, like... Dude, stuff's literally literally falling into the toilet like you open it and then a bunch of stuff take it down hire someone you're this is the thing because danny probably listens this boomer rhetoric and he goes yeah you're right i do need to not be a bugman anymore his girl probably yells at him like a real man honestly you know what i don't see i don't know she's no she's like i'll go date one no she goes call the person and I don't get played by those games. No, she's like, I'll go date one. No, she goes call the person. And I don't know. I kind of like fixing stuff.
Starting point is 00:46:27 Everyone around you tells you to call the person. I like fixing stuff sometimes. Anything that I feel like I fix, you're going to sense of accomplishment. You fix something. I had a big Ikea cabinet, and I literally, my chick goes, hey, just wait until I come home to fix it. Don't do it. And then I messaged her five minutes later, broke it.
Starting point is 00:46:47 I tried to squeeze the things together. Yeah. Yeah, be careful. This article is really trying to take a shot at me. So obviously I get the idea where you go, listen, dudes are more feminine in a certain way. But some of this stuff is structural. Where it's like a lot of people work in fucking jobs where they're not you know construction workers anymore you know what i mean also if you live in something like you live in an apartment or a condo then you don't need any
Starting point is 00:47:14 of these skills because you're not allowed to do any of this shit of course like what like i mean obviously be able to like hammer a nail to hang a picture but yeah there's lots of stuff that i don't know and then also people have kids later too right so it's like there's a big part of i you know people you know let me go to the shed and fix stuff to get away from people and all that stuff and it was like now it's a little you have uh like you're not getting away from the wife she has her own job so they have you know they're more you both work at home unfortunately still now yeah you both still work so if i'm gonna go fix something it's gonna have to be at my buddy's house you just go to the park and just hammer a bench but the main one of the main things is is like
Starting point is 00:47:53 it kind of the reason why i'm like actually bringing this up is it all kind of comes to that like efficiency thing where if you're really saying like what if you're what you're trying to do is like optimize your life right and if you're like hey i make x amount of dollars i could hire someone for 30 for something that was like there's so many things where you go you only have a certain amount of time yeah and you why would i the same reason why a lot of people will rationalize that it makes sense for me to like order this as opposed to go shopping like oh 100 there's a million things like i you know why do some people when they're in that position order grocery instead of go shopping because like that's an hour that's like valuable that you could use for other things absolutely
Starting point is 00:48:31 and people got so much more specialized period not to say that's always a good thing but over the last little while how much like specialization of did things got way more like that in terms of what jobs people do too right yeah for sure i mean there's there are certain issues where sometimes where you actually can just fix it yourself and it doesn't take up time or whatever like what i actually have i have a specific very specific thing that i'm going to clog do you want to fix yourself you don't have to face it no no i like to call the plumber and show him my fucking work no no like my you have to call a plumber with a big one in there uh no i've had to call a plumber with a big one in there?
Starting point is 00:49:07 No, I've had to call a plumber for like a sink clog, but never for a toilet clog. No, a toilet clog, I'm just like, dude, I'm moving out. There's nothing more embarrassing than having to tell people Blame it on the girl. You go, this is fucking-
Starting point is 00:49:17 I clogged at some of my friend's parents' house once. And it was unfixed? No, it was not. It was my friend's. His parents were there. It was like a friend's, I guess his uncle's house.
Starting point is 00:49:26 So I was like a very removed guest, but they had a swimming pool and a couple of us were at the house. And all I saw, that fucking, that water started rising, my friend. Start walking around. The only good thing is the fucking, it was more like actual water like it was one of those ones where it sort of actually somewhat flushes
Starting point is 00:49:48 then clogs as opposed to as opposed to the brown water flowing over that's the worst when it starts to flow and then you try and flush it
Starting point is 00:49:55 and you hit it again and you go that was a mistake and then it starts literally coming over if I was to kill myself I think that's how I'd do it would you stick your head
Starting point is 00:50:03 in the bowl once it's coming over yeah yeah ooh ooh yo that bowl If I was to kill myself, I think that's how I'd do it. Would you stick your head in the bowl? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, that bowl starts rising up. Nothing's tougher. Yo, that'd be the worst to be a girl having that happen, man.
Starting point is 00:50:16 Yeah, nightmare. Being a girl at a guy's house on a date. Every Ben Stiller movie, basically. Remember there was the girl? There was the right. That's the gag. That's Ben Stiller's big gag. There was this girl who was on a was the That's the gag But there was This girl who was on a date And then she fucking
Starting point is 00:50:28 Took a shit And this guy It was like A big viral thing She took a shit In his Took it out of the bag Yeah took it out
Starting point is 00:50:34 Remember I actually get the move Took it out of the bag But then the bag got stuck And she had to like Or she got stuck Trying to get No no no
Starting point is 00:50:40 She locked the bag inside And then couldn't get back In the house Or something like Yeah yeah She accidentally went out And the bag Left the bag inside So she couldn't get back in the house. Or something like that. She accidentally went out and left the bag inside, so she just left the log of shit on it.
Starting point is 00:50:48 Oh, man. No, but the thing I fixed is last night, I accidentally left the freezer door unhinged, and then the fan got all this ice on it, which is what is happening in the studio, actually. We're afraid you can hear it, and then you have to defrost the the freezer but that was like that was like a kind of non-bugman thing that didn't take any time i have no problem i'm
Starting point is 00:51:10 like any but the noise was so annoying but i have yeah that's one of those things where when anyone tries to get you on it's like you don't fix stuff it's like dude you they go the things in here they're like you know and millennials won't fix tires as much and it was like dude if i if my car breaks you you pay you know know, I have a service where I paid 150 bucks a month and you can have within 20 minutes, anyone would come fix your thing for you. It's like, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Starting point is 00:51:33 It cost me $20 and I'm not sitting in the middle of the highway with a bunch of wrenches like in the rain. Ah, yeah, absolutely. Losing a screw, you drop a screw, it rolls over there. now you're like crawling through anytime safety is is at risk i always i like if it's safe i don't do it if there's like a safety component where you're like this could be unsafe for the future i'm out safety of me my
Starting point is 00:51:56 general well-being of wanting to do this shit i want nothing to do with this nonsense yeah so yeah they don't have kids there's like people are more specialized and on top of that you go they're like look at this our sons don't know how to do anything and be like i guess wouldn't that be you that didn't teach them well also half of those sons are daughters now what are they meant to do right but that's what it is you go these boom like i'm at it's like a self-owned for like a 60 year old guy to be like my three kids are can't do anything and be like i guess you were crappy at being a dad i don't know but also this is new york post new york post is kind of wood now they've been coming out with this handy bugman rhetoric they're saying they
Starting point is 00:52:32 would because they're boomers yeah you're opposed to all conservatives and but they do i i'm telling you guys get forced to do more like normal girl jobs and stuff because the division of labor changed so you go well then fine we're paying we're paying with our money for a guy to come do this then we're adding a third man and he's gonna do my shit a surrogate if you will we're having a surrogate fixer yeah surrogate bug man yeah definitely millennial dads are less likely than their boomer counterparts to be able to change a car tire on the side of the road unblock a toilet or sink reset a tripod circuit breaker or even open a stick a stuck pickle jar with their hands so that one doesn't make sense okay yeah that's a lie yeah yeah i can open i can open a jar but
Starting point is 00:53:15 you go the other ones you go this is where as much as i was giving like rationalizations is also it's like yo you guys go run a discord server go deal with 45 crazy unhinged people dropping n-bombs non-stop on a discord server and then you come back to me yeah yeah tell me probably you go toilet yeah yeah like go upload a video on tiktok right now it's like these people the way that they talk, yeah, you don't understand like all of the new world. And by the way, this is the world that matters more now too. It's not like,
Starting point is 00:53:51 you know, if you look at the future and you go a hundred years from now, well, I guess I could go one of two ways where it's like apocalypse where like now the bug men are really getting screwed. But it could also go the other way in 30 years where you're like, yeah, yeah,
Starting point is 00:54:01 that stuff you go, that all got like real solved. You know what I mean? Changing your, your your tire changes itself you know what doesn't change itself boomer this discord this discord server i cannot figure out the permissions we actually had it in the voice cast discord server someone messaged me go yeah just so you know like anybody can make themselves an admin and they can just take your server and go oh okay yeah i know but it was like that for over a year nobody said it these editing programs like file sizes you know all of this all of this stuff like figuring out how to run a social media campaign like some of these guys i remember even in the when i was young in the band it was like i used
Starting point is 00:54:39 to say if you wanted someone to do this job hire an 18 year old because you guys don't know what the hell you're talking about no dude the amount of money a lot of these big marketing companies spend just because they have no clue how the fucking internet works yeah yeah that's all they know and then you know people are making real money on the internet just you know like if uh we have buddies that are just like you know doing like amazon drop shipping stores and stuff like that making cash and it was like i don't need some guy that's worked on a fucking line for 50 years to tell me. No. We're Bugman.
Starting point is 00:55:08 You don't know how to work a drill? I could buy you. I buy and sell pieces of shit like you every day, pal. That's such a funny one. You think there's going to be a Bugman dating app? Bugman, Bugwomen? It is sort of like a cult, though. Yeah, bug.
Starting point is 00:55:28 I mean, I think it is, but it's only bug men. And it's definitely a dating app. It's a different kind of bug man. That dating app does exist. It's a different kind of bug man. Bug grinder. Let me tell you though if i had some yeah especially uh the because there is something to be said about the fact that all of the real billionaires that kind of changed the world in the last little bit were all gen x yeah that's true you know like those there's the and
Starting point is 00:56:02 men the boomers are the old money where it's like you know we ran you know like but the Vanderbilts yeah yeah you started we lost all our family's money
Starting point is 00:56:10 that's what they're all doing they go we lost all our family that's what they're all doing that's what their bug men are doing yeah so
Starting point is 00:56:17 millennial dads reported not owning a cordless drill I own one of those step ladder why would I own a step ladder I don't own any of these things why would you own a step ladder just to get up own any of these things. Why would you own a step ladder?
Starting point is 00:56:26 Just to get up. I have a drill. I'm always drilling, dude. Been drilling. I'm a big driller. No, I'm always putting up stuff. Oh, so you always just use the nails. I'm a big art guy.
Starting point is 00:56:35 Me too, but I just use the nails. I got to put my skull photos. It's funny you use it. You don't need a drill for that. What? You don't need a drill for that. You do some places. Set of screwdrivers or even a hammer.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Well, I mean, yeah, you can get one. I will say it's good to probably just get like one kit that you just have forever. You know what I... You do. You buy one kit and you just have it forever. I had that, but then when I moved to New York, I was like, what do I need this for? So then I never brought it with me. I think I got rid of it.
Starting point is 00:57:02 So then I was just hanging pictures the other day and I don't have a hammer. And obviously my girlfriend doesn't have a hammer. That's right. was just hanging pictures the other day and I don't have a hammer. And obviously my girlfriend. That's right. You don't have a hammer. My girlfriend doesn't have a hammer. So I was using a tape measure as the hammer. And then I destroyed the tape measure. I guess this is what they're talking about.
Starting point is 00:57:16 It was just smashed apart, man. Yeah. So they're talking shit and you're right. But can they run a crypto Ponzi scheme? No. No. Absolutely not. So these people, yeah, they're able to put a photo on the wall but can they short dogecoin line bitcoin like you no what do you think about this uh there should be like a someone should do uh like a cryptocurrency
Starting point is 00:57:39 that's pegged to the impressions of like a trend like like ukraine or like uh hashtag free the nipple or like uh our blm or you know how these things kind of become uh yeah you know the biggest thing in the world and then you don't hear about them obviously right you know the it really does right but you should be able to track that and bet on it you know what i mean yeah like bet on the trend like when it's gonna end well it would be based on internet impressions like remember andrew tate became the most uh googled man and his impressions right yeah so you would essentially i think i think some other people have tried to do something i mean always whenever there is a trend some coin pops up like there was a tate coin and tate was like i'm not involved in
Starting point is 00:58:25 this in any way no no no but it wouldn't be so i understand that's the general principle but i'm saying tied exactly to impressions what's the utility of it though there is none oh you just want to as a way to gamble on it oh yeah i guess it needs utility yeah uh no there's no utility it's just it's a gambling thing i guess i guess you're just betting on impressions then yeah i mean if that's if you want to do an over under on impressions there's betting markets where you could just probably put that proposition up saying like this person will get i feel like i could kill it on there well the problem is i feel like i could take someone you need someone to take the other side of it though right yeah they will
Starting point is 00:59:02 yo idiots will be like no this ukraine thing and in two years we'll be talking about it just as much i bet you most of these things if you get or but then it forces them to put their money where their mouth is they go dude this is the biggest thing we're going to be talking about uh you know this new activist thing that you're not i go we're not going to hear about this and you go no we're going to be talking about this every day i go oh good uh you can make money on that opinion i guess if you could uh what about i think people would bet on it yeah you could and then you can put their proceeds they can put their proceeds to the cause yeah instead of having to just uh like what is it like those those twitter accounts where people taking l's and then you just show them six months later to dunk on them that's the current equivalent of of how you do that
Starting point is 00:59:43 deal with that thing is you just dunk on them six months later with their takes. Well, I will say that the final thing where they go, 61% would rather hang out with their children than spend time on DIY, while 49% of millennial dads say they've done better than their own dads at spending quality time with their kids. So that's another thing that they're saying that on top of that, it's like all these boomer dads are like, yeah, my kid doesn't know how to hammer. And then the argument to that was like, he never barely met you.
Starting point is 01:00:10 Yeah, you don't know my birthday, dad. You don't know my birthday, Richard. Yeah, you sent this idiot to get a college degree. Take out all his debt, Richard. Richard? Yeah, Richard. All these things you know the reverse mortgages where like
Starting point is 01:00:26 cause like a lot of these boomers you know kind of some of them like not the immigrant ones as much but like you know inherited money
Starting point is 01:00:32 and then a lot of boomers will take reverse mortgages where instead of like putting their their house in inheritance they just like bleed it back till they die
Starting point is 01:00:43 so they just get all the money yeah but you know like they plan it to literally die. So they just get all the money. Yeah, but you know, they plan it to literally die with zero dollars. Yeah, it's the Warren Buffett treatment. Yeah, and then you go, You ain't getting nothing. And then you go,
Starting point is 01:00:52 Yeah, but my kid can't use a drill. And you go, Well, that's why you're getting reverse mortgage because you can't use a drill. You had it too good for too long, kid. Yeah, it's just a different world and being able to sort of run your life optimally you had it too good for too long kid yeah it's just a different world and you know being being
Starting point is 01:01:06 able to sort of like run your life optimally and has changed in some degree not that there's anything wrong with those things but it's like just someone that lived in like a different world yeah completely saying like it's like you know anyone can go back further and be like this guy doesn't even know how to cobble a shoe. And you go, yeah, those skills become increasingly like less useful. Yeah, for sure. They're useful once a year when you move. And like, I mean, again, somewhere like New York City.
Starting point is 01:01:32 There's probably people getting yelling at me right now. Oh, yeah. We have a lot of people who are listening to this going, I like fixing stuff. Shut up, Ryan. No, we have a lot. Dude, we have people who are listening to this right now fixing something.
Starting point is 01:01:42 They're like, yeah, I have some like fixing. You like fixing? I don't think there's anything wrong with fixing something. No. You shouldn't be shamed for it. And to be honest, if you're our age, I actually don't mind you shaming. If I have someone that's around the same age bracket
Starting point is 01:01:55 that's like, yo, you can't fix this, they have the same life. But it's like, if you're a fucking 60 years old, you're living in a different world. Yeah not good totally different though shout out to the bug men and bug women we are gonna take another quick second here to tell you about fit bod app and that's another thing we're talking about uh you know uh the bug man thing people are more fit now too yeah people know you know a lot of these you know a lot of these old dads that uh talking smack about these about the bugman thing. People are more fit now, too. People know.
Starting point is 01:02:25 A lot of these old dads that are talking smack about they weren't in shape. They didn't go to the gym as regularly. That's a more common thing. They just did their yard work. I think, yeah, yeah. A lot of guys know
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Starting point is 01:04:36 this is our organization called uh pissed off trannies that's what they're called which i don't know is that is that one is that like the n-word right now we're like they can no well i know but they can say it but you can't say it is that sort of i don't think so is that they're like maybe no i don't think so no it's definitely not in that in that uh i mean just the fact that you said it well that's the name of their organization i know that yeah yeah they go they staged a dramatic demonstration to protest the equality watchdogs exclusionary policy on single-sex spaces and uh what they did was this uh basically there's this organization in britain and they said they're not gonna make it illegal for people to have men and women's washrooms right and then ones that people
Starting point is 01:05:23 actually have to go into the gender like if you're if you have a penis you have to go to the guy's one or whatever like people reserve the right to do that legally right so they didn't so stupid and then uh pot the organization a couple of them got together it's a bit of a pun too yeah yeah yeah they got they got to get well i wait actually i pot that's what i thought you were saying. No, no. Well, pot, but then pissed off trannies. But they're more than just pissed off. Oh! So basically... They're not just mad.
Starting point is 01:05:52 Yeah, they're pissing on. Because they filled up a bunch of jars with pee. So they filled up all these jars with pee. And then they took like 50 of them. And then that was the protest. Real Trailer Park boys. Tra trailer park boys vibes right now. Piss jars everywhere. You ever had the piss jars?
Starting point is 01:06:10 Piss bottles? Dude, New York City, I've never seen. I see piss bottles here. I'm pissing a bottle in New York City, but I usually throw it in the garbage. It's hard to find a bathroom sometimes. I know. New York City is really hard. Dude, I can't remember.
Starting point is 01:06:21 I was biking up some avenue or whatever. Some guy got out of his car ahead of me and he was pouring his piss bottle into the lane like in front of me and I looked at him
Starting point is 01:06:31 and he goes it's New York and I go yeah I don't know yeah just jumping on his piss mind your business I was just biking
Starting point is 01:06:37 hey I'm biking here he didn't like you looking at him I was biking I don't know I just saw a guy pouring out piss and he looked at me
Starting point is 01:06:44 and he goes it's New York. That's a fair point, I guess. That's what I do anytime I don't get a sandwich made. I start getting the bottles out. I go, listen, we can do this one of two ways. Start pissing everywhere. This is the new self-immolation. Yeah, you have like...
Starting point is 01:06:58 Instead of lighting yourself on fire, you just pour piss on your head. Yeah, so... Do you think that they had the meeting where meeting where this is kind of what i was saying where the these organizations the you know the most like wacky activists always sort of take over do you think that there's some sort of moderate people that are like yo let's do a demonstration the one guy's like we're pissing everywhere and then the other person's like i don't that's you know people are gonna that's i don't know if that's the move it's like do you not care about trans rights?
Starting point is 01:07:25 Are you not pissed off? Yeah, are you not pissed off? We need to make a statement. You know there's one person here, especially looking at these photos, you know there's one person who's going around to everybody and be like, you should drink more water, man. There's no clear piss. These are all like dark shades of yellow.
Starting point is 01:07:43 Is this real? Not is this real like obviously this whole thing happened but like i wonder if i thought it was interesting that they had cold play playing playing at the like some of these peas are instead of uh actually no they are very dude one of the bottles of piss is orange that's a dark piss right there yeah imagine you got to be like well they're probably on a lot of uh a lot of hormones and all that kind of stuff. Right. But you think they save them for last?
Starting point is 01:08:07 I'll think about all the testosterone. Oh, I guess they're guy to girl. They would. Yeah. I think I saw that estrogen. They're the fucking inhale. Like,
Starting point is 01:08:14 do you think they're like really being like, I'm going to start with the lighter ones and work my way into the real amber peas. The pouring on the head is crazy. Do you know how they do? Uh, add the rage against the machine at like the you know uh antifa rallies it'll be like these ones it's like mellow yellow and then they call them yellow that's what they have blast they all have like a huge speaker blast and we were all yellow. And then whoever does the best, they go to interview them after.
Starting point is 01:08:51 They go, so how did you feel about your piss performance today? But on the piss, they go, it felt pretty good. And then all the other people come with the jerry can. They dump a huge thing of piss on them. And they give a Gatorade to you. Give a Gatorade to you. Oh, my God. Yes, fucking God. You're the MVP.
Starting point is 01:09:03 This guy's MVP. With two E's. Most valuable pisser. And no, God. Yes! Fucking God. You're the MVP. This guy's MVP. With two E's. Most valuable pisser. No, MVP. E-E. Disgusting. That's so good. There, yeah, getting the Gatorade dumped because you were,
Starting point is 01:09:17 yo, that's a heavy flow today, woman. I guess not, bro. The representative said that the it was ceremonially a ceremonial urine in the offices of west minister london and was staged as what they described as a piss in one girl had a uh bejeweled gown and she before she poured the bottle of urine on herself that'd be funny if uh it was sort of an accident she was just like carrying them all and then spill them all over each other and she's kind of like actually that's yeah yeah yeah that's how far i'm willing to go for this
Starting point is 01:09:55 thing why do you still have that old joke where there's the guy that the doctor that called me and they said they lost my pee right oh yeah and i was like that and then i i said really and she was like this is it happens like frequently it's not a big deal and i was like it sounds like something that shouldn't be happening frequently where doctors just like the doctor is carrying all the pee bottles from like the other like clinic he's on rollerblades like ball bearing yeah yeah someone accidentally spills ball like why do you keep spilling everyone's b it happens the activist speaking to vice and vice is saying this like there's a big there's a big war going on between you know like uh feminists and the trans people or whatever but they go speaking to vice on the condition of anonymity described the dramatic action as the extreme
Starting point is 01:10:41 version of the bare embarrassment that they feel on a daily basis. But it is one of those things where it is kind of like, you feel like you'd want to throw the piss on other people. Well, I guess that's a song. This is what I feel always. You go, you know how embarrassing it is to be trans? Anyways, here's a bunch of piss I'm going to dump on my head. Yeah, I don't really see how that's sticking to them. You put the piss on the doors or something.
Starting point is 01:11:03 Yeah, you're just making it worse for yourself. And they they also said we want people to know that protesting can be enjoyable theatrical and even exciting and they can be full of rage but still have fun so they want them to have fun with it how about this for trans people that'd be fun how good though is that you're the guy that they're just like all right like all the trans people we're gonna be pouring like uh piss all over each other. The one person's like, yeah. The one dissenter. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:31 We're doing on us? I don't know if I have to go. Whose piss is it? Bummer. I don't have to go. Oh, all right. I guess we're not in a piss. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:41 Do you even get your own piss or is it just sort of like we both mix it up and you just get, you just get just and then you're you're maybe hoping that you did like a like you did yours in a gatorade bottle you all grab the gatorade bottle but then there's like four gatorade bottles and now you're like oh what color of the year what color was my piss yeah it's also there's probably one of the people that like that's their fetish you know what i mean he's been probably yeah the one like chick that's been like I've been trying to get these people to pee on me for six months and he's like
Starting point is 01:12:07 you know every meeting he's like you know what I'll really show them if you pissed in my mouth you guys all waterboard me with piss
Starting point is 01:12:14 no don't even film it just in the back room that'll teach them teach them a real lesson the one person that's not even trans like just some guy
Starting point is 01:12:23 just some creep goes I'd like to join your protest yeah if you want to really fucking stick it to them yeah stick it in here when you gotta go you gotta go look i'm not into giving people advice but if trans people want to protest bathrooms the proper way to do it is a national day of upper deckers okay that's how you protest bathroom politics okay you go in every bathroom you can find every trans person goes in a bathroom that is violating their rights and you leave an upper decker in solidarity with all trans people dude imagine the news it goes like it's a just like plumbing supplies are running short there's
Starting point is 01:13:03 a plumber shortage yeah because of all the bug men. Yeah, because there's too many bug men. There's not enough plumbers. There's too many upper deckers. Too many trans people. Problem solved. That is like a pretty, if you were in charge and you actually did that idea, you go for one day. That being said, if it was National Upper Decker Day for trans people, a trans person tried to use your bathroom.
Starting point is 01:13:22 National Upper Decker Day for trans people. Trans person tried to use your bathroom. You want to see bathroom problems before you go? Like three trans people come into your McDonald's on Upper Decker Day. What, are you going to say no to them? That's a whole new problem. You'd have to have the thing duct taped down. It's locked.
Starting point is 01:13:46 It's like there's literally like a latch with a padlock. I definitely would. All right, everybody. Tomorrow's National Upper Decker Day. We need you to secure the toilets. I think you definitely would be a little more skeptical. We got their lock picking kits going in there, just picking the locks. No, it would legitimately be like, you know, even the biggest person that, you know, the cliche of like doesn't like really doesn't like trans people,
Starting point is 01:14:12 you see him going into the Walmart girls' bathroom, you go, he better be just trying to molest a kid. She better just be trying. Hey, you can go in there, but you better just be trying to creep on women. You know how people pick up the top of the thing and they go, ah, someone's already got it. Beat me to it. Ah, some ally beat me to it. Just put it back on.
Starting point is 01:14:35 National Upper Decker Day would be a good protest for something like, it doesn't have to be for that though either. You know what I mean? Like dudes protesting something. That'd be a better dude protest. That would be a good dude especially if you do it in a women's bathroom if we go pro if we guys if we need to protest women let's do a national upper decade and if we have a protest 100 like let's say the next time they like kick a guy off uh instagram or facebook and every they
Starting point is 01:14:59 kick them off all platforms that like dudes kind of when portnoy gets banned off of everything someone they're like you know what i mean and yeah they kick off every platform and dudes unite and they go you know this wednesday national upper deck show your support for whoever by accidentally just straight up went to a girl's bathroom the other day at the airport too oh really yeah i walked in and then it was uh i walked walked in and I didn't even notice. I was like, you know, you don't know these days because there's no urinals, but you're like, I don't know. It's one of those, you know.
Starting point is 01:15:31 I mean, airport. Every male bathroom in an airport has multiple urinals. I think it was an airport. But it just didn't cross my mind because I'm saying a lot of times that happens, right? I'm so progressive. And then I walk out and I was like washing my hands and there was like three girls looking at me and I was just like oh there you go
Starting point is 01:15:46 it's tougher when you know she one of the girls actually walked in saw me and then was like oh shit am I she's in the wrong one yeah and then she saw the other girls and she was even more confused did you think that you were just like do you think
Starting point is 01:16:03 that maybe thought wow that trans guy is like really convincing? No, immediately I was like, I think I fucked up. No, but I'm saying, do you think they thought, they go, is this a trans guy? Oh, right, yeah, if they were progressive. And you go, man, they're getting good with this shit. Wow. Yeah, yeah, they make them that big now.
Starting point is 01:16:20 Six, four? Yeah. Whoa. But I think what happens is I saw the girl, looked around around saw that there was no urinals did that quick math yeah and i was like sorry ladies all right ladies apologize for the upper decker in advance 85 of divorce is initiated by women as a stat that I've come across. Okay. So this is, there's a lot of different theories. So this article that, so one of the things that I felt like is interesting to talk about
Starting point is 01:16:56 in the context of this. So 85% of divorces now are initiated by women and 50 of people approximately get divorced and if you get divorced younger it's even more than that you know what i mean because that 50 is like a big portion of people that are you know not 70 right yeah so if you're looking at probably like 70 of women period that are married getting divorced like that are you know in their 30s or something okay you kind of you know do the math on those numbers, right? Okay. So I think that one thing is they're going to tell why,
Starting point is 01:17:29 which is probably going to be wrong. Men. There's a few things they said are right, a few things they said are wrong. But yeah, a lot of it's that. But the other interesting part is like, what do you do with that information as a guy? Where you go, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:17:40 Nothing. Well, I think you don't think you make any changes on that? If you're a guy in terms of, well, I mean, again, if you're in a relationship where a girl wants to get married, like, are you saying do some of this stuff that they're saying so that you don't wind up in divorce? There's both. So I think I have solutions to both.
Starting point is 01:17:59 But just if you look at the demographics, you got to be honest to yourself about that stuff. You go, if I'm in this demographic where it's like a lot of it is, you know, a huge part of it is that the girls make as much money as guys and it's a big as grass is greener situation. A lot of emotional labor too. Grass is greener. The world telling women that there is a, you know, kind of a better life for them that
Starting point is 01:18:21 they don't need any man. In some cases there isn't. Yeah, I potentially don't need any man in some cases there isn't yeah i potentially don't need a man a big part is that like uh you know they work now so they're they can leave easier yeah whereas before they couldn't leave but the biggest part is probably that they make the same amount of money so there's a power dynamic in every girl okay it's exactly i always think of it as like a dude that dates a girl that's like less good looking as him you're kind of always thinking like in the back of your head like i could have probably had a hotter one yeah that like kind of doesn't go away that much right i bet you a lot of guys probably have that where it's like i could
Starting point is 01:18:54 have done better than this but what you mean is her looks yeah whereas girls if they date a guy that like makes a little less money all and always in the back of their head to be like i could have nicer stuff yeah i i could i could have an extra 30 grand a year if I just, if I just chose differently. I could, this vacation could have been nicer. Yeah. So I think that knowing that the biggest thing that I would say you do with
Starting point is 01:19:14 that is someone younger. So that's the biggest solution to that. But it's different for women though, because say if you're a woman and you're 40 and yes, you make more money, but you're like, at that point, you're not necessarily, your offering has changed. What do you mean? Like what you're 40 and yes you make more money but you're like at that point you're not necessarily
Starting point is 01:19:25 your offering has changed what do you mean like what you're because again like youth is obviously more uh like favorite yeah but you're you're describing reality i'm describing why they are moving the way that they move oh so because you're saying you're saying like their argument is going to be yeah something along the line i'm gonna go trade up but you're saying, like, their argument is going to be, yeah, something along the lines of, like... Like, I'm going to go trade up, but, like, your values changed. But that's not how they see it. Yeah. So, do you know what I'm saying? Sure, absolutely.
Starting point is 01:19:50 Because I agree that you go, yeah, like... Women? Unrealistic? Never. But that's, like, there is some of it is, like, these ladies need a reality check. But it's, like, I always say it's the same as when, you know, girls are, like, why don't you tell men to stop attacking me instead of like telling me not to run at 4 a.m through the projects and you go okay well until that happens so it's like you know what i mean you go well maybe these girls need to like a reality check and you go okay well until until this like that until this mass reality check happens i think you gotta start taking reality pills government mandated let's do this so until the mass reality check happens a big way to like solve a lot of the no but basically you say you go men and women used to
Starting point is 01:20:32 have a sort of a power dynamic and then now that power dynamic has shifted but if you date someone that's younger than you it's back to normal yeah of course in a huge so i mean that's an easy solution right so it's like i think guys that are 20 need to start thinking like yo i don't settle down with the girl that you're like is your age right now it's gonna it could potentially hurt you in the future unless it depends on but if you're in the situation if you're in a situation where you're like yo i'm gonna be with some chick and i'm gonna be the breadwinner anyway it's like this might not but i say if two 20-year-olds get together,
Starting point is 01:21:06 say they get married and then they get divorced at 30, I'd arguably rather be the 30-year-old divorce guy than the 30-year-old divorced woman. Well, that's another thing that I would agree with you. So you're kind of on the money with that, that there's another point where you go the other way where you're like, yeah, just be okay with the fact that you might probably get divorced.
Starting point is 01:21:23 I mean, it's just like relationships end. They all, everybody's, most people have, I know, but most, well, because it was just law, the whole culture was different and there was laws and stuff. But like, I mean, most people, their marriage is not their first relationship. So they understand that relationships end and just treat it as a relationship and not some like, it's not some like next level thing. It's just, it is a next level thing. I know because of your fucking contracts and whatnot, but a's not some like next level thing well it is a next level thing I know because of
Starting point is 01:21:45 your fucking contracts and what not but a huge a huge next level thing but I'm saying I'm just trying to simplify these kids getting split
Starting point is 01:21:52 like dude there's horror stories of dudes that have like we know ones of horror stories of guys that have just their you know they're like
Starting point is 01:21:59 get all their money whatever you can't see their kids so I don't think it's just like a, it's not this like easy fix. No, it's not an easy fix. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:22:09 Obviously it's not an easy fix. And once you have kids, but I'm saying if you have a kid who cares if you're married or not, that complication is now there. If you have a kid out of wedlock and you're common law, you knock a girl up or whatever,
Starting point is 01:22:19 like your life is now has that complication regardless of how you see, you know, the structure of it. So I would just say it with that. But yeah, I mean, that is crazy. 85% of women initiate relationships. I think guys just can tolerate a bad circumstance so much better. That's another component.
Starting point is 01:22:38 I mean, that's literally what the man cave is for, is to prolong an unhappy marriage. Yeah. You go, yeah, I'll be down there leave me alone they have more hobbies well that's a big part of it the girls put all their like stock they put way more stock in their relationship whereas guys you go that's just like a part of you look at your life and you go i have like six things and you're just like yeah that one i'm not loving yeah what like yeah but it looks like we're gonna win the uh men's hockey league championship so that balances out my horrible relationship.
Starting point is 01:23:06 I think so, right? The girls are getting uppity, though. Yeah, they are. They're looking to get out. Because their thing is, but you go, yeah, how am I going to win with that information? I think there's a few things that you can change. But they go, statistics suggest that more women are unsatisfied in their marriages, at least to the point of vending them.
Starting point is 01:23:23 But it's always, this is the thing that these people are kind of saying and they're like blaming it on you know they're like victim shaming the guy who got divorced in a lot of cases but you go okay but like it hasn't changed in every other country and it hasn't changed like all these other places you go so why is it just here and you go is it possible that like and you go because they'll be like you know and women are uh like uh don't want to have a bad deal and be like okay but why is that not the case everywhere else you know what i mean yeah that's a valid point there are certainly many reasons for the dissatisfaction however his husband and his actions and lack of them play a significant role in causing and so
Starting point is 01:24:00 they aren't victim shaming yeah where the guy i mean it's always obviously in their mind too 85% of women initiate divorce and 85% of divorces are men's fault of course so be better men is their first thing but if you do have like a you know this like bitch is thinking like that you know
Starting point is 01:24:19 in her mind she's like she could leave you guys always have in your mind like one foot out the door you gotta have a little extra money on the side you got you know what i mean you know that they're looking to upgrade like that you gotta fucking treat the situation accordingly yeah yeah you start getting bettering yourself preparing preparing for the wave no you start worsening yourself you know i dare you i wish you would i wish you would fuck around and find out well yeah yeah so the statistics suggest that they're unsatisfied and they're saying it's guy's fault several years ago a college professor for example whose marriage has been sinking found himself on the way to divorce
Starting point is 01:25:00 when his wife asked him if he wanted a divorce he said i don't care and then she because he didn't care he goes yeah honestly like i really thought you were gonna disagree and i was gonna fight about this like yeah let's do it i guess yeah but there's well she whittled him down like that's the thing is she whittled down his spirit he stopped fighting with them when you when you let your spirit disappear that's when they really yeah find that you're unattractive sure and then but then that's when you really yeah find that you're unattractive sure and then but then that's when you also get to the point where he goes like you want to get divorced he goes i don't know whatever uh-huh yeah but there is uh yeah i guess yeah there's a lot of uh dudes that they just you stop fighting which i get but it's like as soon as you stop fighting
Starting point is 01:25:40 it'll be some other guy that's got an invigorated spirit and that guy'll start looking better and be like yeah you're gonna do that to him too yeah yep several years ago so this guy he basically he's like exactly what you were describing and the husband can do a better job of keeping the wife happy so here's how so they've given a big they've given a big list of how to how to keep a man happy see See, this is what... The millennial man is under constant attack. Under barrage. You're not good enough for your wife. You need to be better at fixing stuff.
Starting point is 01:26:15 It's just this constant attack and be like, yeah, yeah. So guys our age were just born worse? Is it possible that there's more at play here? And they're like, yeah, we want traditional man. Not like that that and we're fixing stuff and they're the scapegoat for everything because like all things where they're like white men are bad yeah let's get rid of a bunch like obviously not the 60 senior old seniors like these guys aren't going anywhere no we got to fight back it's time for the boys to fight back i think the trick is you just got to know this stuff it'd be
Starting point is 01:26:42 like well that's part of that don't play games you can't win you go no i'm not gonna get divorced we're not gonna get married you're just gonna divorce me so yeah exactly or when she goes it's time to get divorced you go all right some of the things don't let the door hit your ass on the way out yeah you gotta know like not even like don't even fight a shred for the marriage never she goes i want a divorce you go yeah i got the papers ready to go actually I actually had the papers kicking you give her one of these what took you so long there's the papers
Starting point is 01:27:10 what took you so long is exactly you're stroking a cat by the way you're taking this cat never wanted it in the first place I'm fucking allergic
Starting point is 01:27:17 to this goddamn piece of shit I hate it you will be taking the cat it'd be nice to have some bathroom space again so I actually
Starting point is 01:27:24 I'll just move into my other apartment. You have another apartment? Yeah. Yeah. It's right control. Not giving that shit up. Yeah. Why do you think,
Starting point is 01:27:31 why do you think I wanted such a cheap one here? I'm paying a second rent, babe. So then they give a list of stuff where they say you should do. And some of it's like pretty normal. They go, maybe he can tell his wife he loves her. He can show his wife he loves her.
Starting point is 01:27:44 Yeah. Except he doesn't love her anymore she wore him down he doesn't feel love it's nail daniel he hit the nail on the head because it's such a thing of that and also where you go a lot of times these guys who are in these you know marriages with these girls with wandering eyes so to speak you you are getting these like passive-aggressive battles and when you're kind of like bickering all the time you're not in the mood to be like hey I just want to tell you a lot you don't you hate her at that moment
Starting point is 01:28:10 it's an adversary she walks in the room and you go like obviously again I've been in good situations and bad situations but it's just like the idea of you know I say that this is the women's advice is just what men should do better that's why you can't look at the what men should do better. It was like,
Starting point is 01:28:26 that's why you can't look at the world like they do. And not all women, obviously, right? Not all women. No, I just know girls that are like this. Of course. That's why you have to look at the world of like, these are the way things are.
Starting point is 01:28:34 How do I win it? And I think a huge one is date a girl that you have some like power dynamic over in some way or else she'll get bored of you. Yeah. Because she'll just be like i could have this guy but better you know and it might not be the case it might be that but
Starting point is 01:28:51 isn't that a win in of itself when she thinks she can and then you find her 10 years later depends how you look at life you go is that a win for you that like your enemies who you don't have any contact with for get one a little one but doesn't help you at all it doesn't help you at all he can recharge her battery when she's tired and worn out this is just like i'll just like give her a foot rub yeah yeah yeah the list of you make her her favorite cake anticipate her needs by making her life easier loading the dishwasher wiping off the table making her lunch the night before so now you're making her lunch yeah i don't think they're really turning us into bug men huh yeah yeah with the threat of you're getting it on both sides
Starting point is 01:29:25 I'm telling you this is the stuff I'm telling you they go wear an apron and emasculate yourself they've literally got articles being like
Starting point is 01:29:32 yo are you a 28 year old man okay well you need to be better at fixing stuff also you didn't make your wife's lunch have you considered chemical castration
Starting point is 01:29:40 yeah yeah he can recognize the small and simple thing so that's and then they said so this other one the same the same topic of divorce here's a list of things that men could do better and they go or here's a list of uh reasons why women uh leave the marriage and they go women are more likely to feel held back by their marriage um i doubt that what do you mean women feel more held back than they used to oh then they used to i think it's probably the argument i might compare it to
Starting point is 01:30:12 men yeah which i think is probably more like yeah men have always had a little bit of that and women are having it uh more now because they have a job and they're you know they're just like oh i gotta deal with all this stuff too and whatever i mean mean, it's the same thing. Everyone is always making choices, right? Yeah, it's compromise. There's always been compromise. Yeah. And then they go, despite having more on their plates and their careers. So that's another thing where you go, well, it depends.
Starting point is 01:30:35 Those scenarios, it's like, well, who does make more money? That's one thing I feel like there's a lot of people that talk about the idea where it's kind of like you know obviously if one person makes more money and one person makes less money then it should still be even everything else blah blah and you go yeah but like a lot of times the person that makes more money especially if it's significant like their fucking life is harder and more stressful like that idea that you know the you know ah the guy like yes there are examples of you know i think your kind of school of thought there's a lot of examples of people that find out ways to like get rich without
Starting point is 01:31:10 working that hard but most people that i know that have a lot of money like work really fucking hard yeah i mean dude there's i'm sure there's a lot of instances where two couples are like exact both work at you know public companies and are like some sort of you know they work in somewhere higher up but one of them makes four times as much as the other one just because one's like you know in the hierarchy they have more stress they have more people on their brain they have more like inputs to deal with I mean just
Starting point is 01:31:36 the idea of like managing like you want to talk about managing emotions like if you have like 40 employees that you're like that like you're sort of in charge of them like their that like, uh, you're sort of in charge of them, like their productivity, like that is, but I'm saying those things like they're, they are tangible. So there is, you know, you have to, you have to look at the scenario before you make that one.
Starting point is 01:31:55 But yeah, a lot of it does boil down to that. They want to like date up, but they go, women often, uh, take on more of the emotional burden. So that's what I just said is like, they're these other emotional burdens a lot of times that also exist. You know what I mean? Of course. Emotional labor. Communication is key in any marriage. But often in an area where many couples struggle.
Starting point is 01:32:15 So communicate more. But none of this changed in the last 20 years. And then they go more of the emotional responsibilities. In some cases cases this may include being the sole emotional support system for the entire family so yeah that can be true all of this can be true and they say that men are not taught
Starting point is 01:32:33 how they can communicate properly it's like it's not that they don't know how to they're just tired of talking so much just don't want to yeah you do get very much tired of talking yeah that's one of my biggest arguments that I have. It's like, and I'm a fairly chatty person, and I'm tired of it. Yeah, and I just go like, I don't want to talk right now.
Starting point is 01:32:50 I can't. I just don't want to talk anything. And then they go like, oh, so. You don't want to talk to me? I don't want to talk to anybody. Yeah. I'm not anybody. I'm fine being here with you, but it's just like, just silence.
Starting point is 01:33:04 I'm telling you just men need fucking safe rooms well you want to think you have to think every guy who's watching this podcast
Starting point is 01:33:12 who has a girlfriend or kids or anything at some point in the last week or two has just gone and stood in the bathroom yeah not to even take a shit
Starting point is 01:33:19 but just just stood there just sat on the toilet sat on the toilet on the toilet seat but pants the toilet, on the toilet seat, but pants on. Yeah. Just on their phones. Yeah, you got to get one.
Starting point is 01:33:29 You know what else I do sometimes? Probably maybe once or twice a week is just go in the shower, clothes on, turn it on, just stand there. It's just to really feel something, you know? Ice cold. Ice cold. Doesn't even hit me. Doesn't hit me.
Starting point is 01:33:42 And they said, women no longer tolerate consistent unacceptable behavior. So they're kind of, you know, their whole thing is that men need to step it up and blah, blah. Women are perfect queens. Yeah. And then on top of that,
Starting point is 01:33:58 one of the things that they're forgetting too is that on most of these scenarios, you're like, men are doing this stuff. And it was like, yeah, and men used to have a wife. Now you kind of have a roommate in a lot of scenarios. Like it's also just a different, the whole deal is a different deal.
Starting point is 01:34:13 Like you can't support families as much on like one family. So you basically have a guy that's like, he used to have essentially like a wife who did a bunch of stuff. Now you kind of, you're both like roommates living together so it's just a different dynamic yeah and she's always kind of like i could and she's not pumped that you keep calling her your roommate yeah she hates that you keep calling your roommate you keep referring to her as your roommate to all your friends
Starting point is 01:34:36 i feel like uh uh dealing with bills that's like that's a that's like when i say opposite of bug man things and one of the things that i feel like uh that's like actually is sort of a masculine thing versus feminine thing that i feel like i'm a uh a person that does take on all these jobs yeah negotiating all negotiating like you know what i mean like this this place is trying to move our tickets around fighting with the people i'm a big i'll take all those jobs because i feel like i'm better at it and also do it uh dealing with bills and stuff like that i also like that kind of stuff dude i had to go cancel mine and my girl's spectrum oh man it was one of the best feelings to drop walk into that store and drop all that bullshit off to them being like oh have you uh you want to reconsider i go get the fuck out of my life
Starting point is 01:35:23 i hate spectrum well also they when you talk about that reality check one of that part of that reality check would be the idea that it's not so great on the other side i think that i i'm aware of that a lot of times more now in my life where you you're it's always greener and you go it's not really like it's just a different type of brown yeah that's dark um yeah sometimes so again it's greener temporarily because the sun's out over there and then you get there and then the sun sets you go ah it's same grass right but they're yeah yeah yeah it's not so sometimes yeah when i was looking at like you know the girls who that's why i'll do this on the patreon but the girls who are saying they want to do only fans and it's like we go look at the only fans reddit
Starting point is 01:36:09 and then what's going on in the only fans reddit it's like my life's hell this it's all like suicide watch a lot of those girls are the same girl though like every article was like empower yourself be this be that lose the boyfriend do this and you go then you go, how'd it work out? And you go, worse, yeah. Way worse. Way worse. They have been deceived. They've been sold a lie. Yeah, everyone's been sold somewhat of a lie.
Starting point is 01:36:33 Yep. A lot of lies being sold. A lot of lies being sold. I'll tell you who's lying. The media. The Queen Elizabeth lied to me when she told me she was going to tell me the information. King Charles ain't lying, though. King Charles cannot tell a lie. Cannot tell a lie. But,
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