The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Fighting The Patriarchy With Witchcraft

Episode Date: August 19, 2022

Oldhead memes, all trans super hero team, TikTok comedians firing shots and WITCHES VS PATRIARCHY! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS AT: Athleticgreens.com/boyscast - Free 1 Year Of Vitamin D & 5 Free Travel Packs Betterhelp.com/boyscast - 10% Off Your First Month Butcherbox.com/boyscast - Promocode BONUS100 - Free Bacon For Life & $100 Off SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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The dudes. Prepare yourselves for boys cast. The bros. The boys cast. We have a special broadcast because... What? And I promised everyone that I wasn't going to bring this up every episode, but old head memes has been a bit... Oh, they had a really good one the other day. I wonder if this is the one you're going to bring up.

Well, they have a... I think that might be on the list, my friends. If you are not following this page, you have to think... We are not affiliated with this page at all. No, and who you have to picture when you're doing this you have to picture the my i biden turned me white video yes exactly you want to picture a guy he's got you know uh alligator shoes on he's got a unbelievably fancy suit for a normal dad from it's the dad from um trading spouses on chappelle's show.

That is every one of them. Yes, yes, yes. This guy's got a belt buckle as far as the eye could see. Yeah. You know what I mean? He's sitting in his house smoking menthol cigarettes. He's got three baby mamas, and he's just cranking out memes. On Facebook. On Facebook, exclusively.

They out of line with these school supply lists. Why the fuck my son got to bring four new tires? That was the one. That was the one I saw. Are you sure that was your favorite? That was my favorite. This motherfucker, his son's going back to school, and they got to bring four tires to school.

They drop memes like a merch drop, too. They literally go like... Well, no, the way they drop memes is like just one day all of a sudden, and like every two weeks, they go, here here's 10 and then they're gone yeah they're just gone and they're gone you never you don't hear from them again for like i don't know they drop 10 at a time or whatever they drop a bunch at a time and then they're gone it might be for him when inspiration hits inspiration hits y'all quick to tell people mcdonald's is unhealthy sis what about that relationship you make stupidStupid-ass bitch?

I'm totally, okay, now I might be a fucking fished-in rube, but part of me is like, these are real that this person's finding versus just creating. No, well, even if he is finding them, he's- Takes time to find them. No, he's adding his own flavor because he puts them on his own letterhead. He adds the emojis. Oh, they have their own letterhead now. They have the formatting. Oh, because originally they were just like the standard,

the Facebook method, like the old, like if you wanted to do a face... No, these are all formatted. Oh, okay. And you're right. It was the Facebook format. It was the Facebook format.

Like it's the emojis that are accustomed to Facebook. It would be the Facebook format. Yeah, it was, but like not recently. Motherfuckers, trapped for days, then come back broke.

Fuck is you doing? Selling the money? This guy's too good. It could be a woman. It's a guy for sure. It's an old head. There's no women old heads, dude. He probably has an old head meme about that.

Like fucking women thinking they old heads now. You old news. They're all words. We need to bring the creator of old head memes pastor told me during revival you will walk tonight after service i went outside my car was gone okay last one this is my this is actually my favorite one i thought this is the one i thought you were talking about y'all keep flying spirit for 29.9999. Y'all going to become one. Yeah. It is a bad airline. I like Ryan's little editorializing.

It's a bad airline. It's not a good airline. Well, that is. If he had his own talk show and I was the guy beside, that's what I would say. Yeah, yeah. Ed McMahon would go, yes, you are correct. It's a bad airline.

That's a bad airline. I go, pastor stole his car. I still like the back to school one. Trap him, but they're broke. Trap him, but they're broke. Where else did the money go? These are the things I'm saying. So there was some bad news for women

and bad news for your boy Bernie Sanders. So Hillary Clinton rips Bernie Sanders as sexist. And she says, I know the kind of things that he'll say about women, which is probably one of my favorite headlines in the last little while. So basically, Elizabeth Warren kind of came out before, right? You know how Bernie Sanders,

they've been trying to get rid of this guy forever, right? He's sort of a talk about it. I mean, what he said, his big misogynist thing that they're all getting him for was true. He never said that a woman couldn't be president he said that a woman was not going to beat Donald Trump in 2019

like 2020 so he said that publicly whatever the last election was 2020 that's what he said he goes a woman's not going to beat Donald Trump like a woman's not going to win this election unless she gets on this dude well a woman didn't win beat Donald Trump. A woman's not going to win this election. Unless she gets on this. Well, a woman didn't beat Donald Trump in the previous election,

so why would you think she's going to win one now? Okay, so this is what he said. That's what he said, yeah. He didn't say a woman could never win. But they're saying that he's saying all kinds of stuff. She says, behind closed doors, you should see. But first of all, how would she know that? If Bernie Sanders, when he gets with just the boys, he gets really into it?

Yeah, exactly. There's no proof of this. Hearsay and conjecture. Well, you're sort of on the side being like, yeah, my man Bernie wouldn't say that. But I'm sort of like, I didn't know Bernie was so sick. Base Bernie. We can have base Bernies. Literally, Bernie's like, he's had Congress or whatever the fuck he does, Senate.

And then as soon as they finish, he's coming by. He goes, you see the titties on that one? Some talent there tonight, huh? He's just at the Rippers. Yeah. Bernie Sanders at the Rippers. He goes, oh, fuck. Are you talking to Ted Cruz after the thing?

He goes, take that one for a spin, huh? I would take that one for a spin. That might be your best impersonation ever. If you want to come back. Well, I have sort of a raspy voice, right impersonation ever if you want to come back well i have sort of a raspy voice right yeah if you want to come back to 10 percent jewier if you want to come back to my place i'll show you what a real congressman sucks like that's pretty good ryan that might be number one on the mantle right now i would like to propose a bill the slobbing on bernie's knob bill it's just the boys here no it's just the boys i can't do it it's just the boys here

suck off okay everyone i've brought you women here to have you suck my cock. Bernie Sanders is coming to his office. He goes, put your hands out. And he does this thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He does the thing where- Let's have a look. Let's have a little look-see inside there.

What we got going on there? Here's the Italian. And then inside he goes, that's a vagina. He goes, ha, ha, ha, ha. Take your tits out. nice nice for bernie 100 there is the lgbtq community needs help and bernie stands up and he goes especially the lesbos the only ones i care about lesbos bernie's banging too banging too Bernie's been fucking according to the scoop

from NBC Capital it was also in Hillary Clinton's book that's a huge scoop by the way this whole scoop is to promote some chick who came out with a new book

and who's like obviously trying to misrepresent to sell books big scoop yeah here's the thing too people buy these books and go oh

I bet there's some big and then they re-go this is a whole lot of nothing. Scoops had to be a lot juicier when you had to send them on horseback. You know what I mean? Imagine they took girl scoops. Back in the day, they come on, they go, we've got gallops for five hours, or five days, finally gets there.

He goes, okay, what's the message? Is the war done? They go, I don't know about all that, but the fucking general said something sexist. Yeah, and we're out of milk show me them titties i like the idea of bernie being a big uh but the good thing is everybody knows he's not anybody with a brain and eyeballs you're like this guy's been on tv yeah probably isn't the case he's been recorded so much nothing slipped out yeah it just like the

he's like kaiser soze level of diabolical where it's like it's only behind fucking closed doors you know as soon as elizabeth warren gets behind closed doors he sort of like hits the wall behind her head yeah he just turns into a totally different guy elizabeth warren i call you elizabeth boring and you know what you want to get rid of that nickname you're going to become elizabeth sucking How you like that? Exactly. But the good news is there's a huge win in the superhero community. So this is going to make you really happy.

Marvel makes history with first ever all trans superhero. Sick. And they've had, you know, you've had one trans person. You've had two trans person. But never have we. It's amazing. And it's crazy. Now man's trans.

Superman's trans. No, they're not Now man's trans. Superman's trans. No, they're not. They didn't make old ones trans. No, I know. They made all new ones. But they don't have the guts to do that. And they have all these amazing superpowers. Their only weaknesses, though,

are being dead named and misgendered. It's their only weaknesses. And the villains, have you read it? The villains are dead namer and misgender

that's an old head meme right there not dead namer no you need like an old head like anti-pc memes you know what i mean but you're taking down pc culture with your old head memes that's what we're doing this is just the long form of a meme version this podcast is just a long form meme but like the idea that there's these superpowers but you're like if you call them like they're like a woman now and you call them their male name yeah that's their kryptonite they go what i don't want to i don't want to fight cry today yeah the girl the girl's there and she's like you know super trans to the rescue you're're about to get it. And he goes, oh, am I, Bill? Oh, no.

And then the way they turn it all around at the end is they get earplugs. So put in your anti-transphobia plugs. And you put them in. He goes, isn't it, Bill? And he goes. Also good is probably the the like the top girl they're the dudes the trans women probably make amazing uh female superheroes and the trans men are probably like the worst male superhero that ever lived they're just fucking clunky in their overalls

getting the shit kicked out of them by like fucking uh captain america i like the idea that captain america's gone full circle as this villain that's now fighting the trans and Captain America. I like the idea that Captain America has gone full circle as this villain that's now fighting the trans superheroes. Well, that's kind of Homelander and the boys.

Yeah, right. They basically make him like the Trump guy, which the boys is a pretty solid show, but at the end, they did get a little ridiculous. They're like,

they're trying to do the thing where Trump said, he goes, I could go in the middle of Times Square and kill people or whatever and they still vote for me or whatever the quote was.

They did a version of that where Homelander comes in the middle and he kills a guy and then all the Trump supporters start cheering. Like, you know what I mean? Like, they're pushing it where you go, and then he gets away with it. Like, the whole thing is Trump could do anything, but it's like, what they, what they, the real story was, like, if he was in a metropolitan, like, Homelander would be like, it was 2022, he would be the most hated person in the history of the world, that trump was right and yeah he would be able to go to those other places but he's standing and you know he goes to he lives in like the liberal city and

he's still like the man you know he has his big rallies like they're having all these trump rallies like homelander rallies but it's just like seth rogan the honesty the series is sick but the problem is is that seth rogan and judd apatow are kind of like involved i don't know what percentage i think a lot well i'm sure he's a busy guy i don't know the extent to which seth rogan's like in the fucking writing rooms or anything like that i think he was kind of like an executive producer so yeah obviously he has his sort of stink on it yeah but that's the stink but for the most part the show is actually sick i just like watching hamilton city hall get blown up over and over again yeah because it's all in hamilton they shoot the whole thing in hamilton

yeah in toronto there you go yeah you never auditioned for the boys no i didn't really surprising no i'm sort of in enemies with them because they've fucked up also my uh the boys cast uh oh i know they do fuck up the boys cast seo actually sometimes when i'll search something for boys cast and then it's just all the boys yeah so I've declared war on them but this is before Washington reluctantly existed marvel so for the first time in history it's all gender and they are called the super trans team and they uh have a support group run by one of the names d-man d-man is he a man is he a woman he's d-man well d-man's clearly a man but it's trans but it's like you know how they call like tall guys skinny and yeah exactly the big guy is skinny tiny of a

giant guy tiny doesn't that seem like that you go hey i'm like woman that transitioned into a man like we'll call you d-man because you don't have one. Because you don't have one. Like if you had a friend that like got his dick cut off and you were calling him D-Man like it would be like come on. I mean it would be your trans friend

who has like the best sense of humor. Go hey D-Man. The man with the dick. Whip it out. Oh yeah you can. It's just a weird hole now. I guess the one superpower they didn't have was the ability to grow a dick i wouldn't think this over i have to think too much about this about the the holes in this story

i can't imagine well there's yeah it's where a dick should be i guess right yes d-man what are you saying about the holes in d-Man? No, I mean the holes in the trans hero universe. Like how there are some logical holes. Why can't they do this? I wouldn't push that too much. It does seem rude calling D-Man. It's like, hey, there's a trans woman. We call her born with a vagina girl.

And you go, she wasn't, though. I go, oh, yeah. It's the opposite thing that we're doing that's the opposite thing so D-man's in there well Marvel Comics has certainly been ramping up their

queer representation in their comics there's still a severe lack of transgender characters throughout the population probably guarantee that overrepresented

based on the population for sure oh my god yeah if you want to take the population of the world yeah also it's hard to how do you talk about representation really when you're like some of these things like are not human like you know there's non-human things right because there's not real superheroes well they're super i mean i guess i guess they all pretty much are white guys so except for you always say my girlfriend's a superhero she's's my superhero. That and all the nurses.

Nurses are superheroes. You know I'm still banging pots and pans. Nurseman. There's one. Nurseman. Nurseman. What did you say? I'm still banging pots and pans.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Just waiting for it to start back up again. Well, that's... I'm the lone pots and pans. Lone pots and pans man. And by Danny saying that, what he really means is he's having sex with a strainer. Danny jerks off with one hole of a strainer it's a new hole every day for a year it's sick banging pots and pans why are you banging pots and pans like well the thing is if you notice if you take a pot there's this little hole at the end where you hang it up afterwards yeah that's

where you bang that was you wanted to you were talking about wanting to do a like a kind of candid sketch thing that'd be a good one just start just go out what was the candid sketch like the you're talking about we're gonna do some

like kind of you know candid sketches where like you know from a distance oh when you say candid I think some when I think of candid

I think like John Candid serious no candid isn't like oh a candid photo no but you meant like

you're on candid camera yes correct but then just sort of banging pots and pans like somewhere in New York where you like you're on candid camera yes correct uh but then just start banging pots and pans like somewhere in new york where you know you're gonna piss off that's the most amount of people and then just really just lay not care about covid yeah you not care about covid still like 7 p.m people are eating dinner and stuff and you're just like fucking smashing your pans that is a funny thing to be still doing yeah yeah and like a really lone pots and pan person like you're at a you're at a restaurant and then you're like oh crap and you pull your pan out of your briefcase

oh it's seven oh seven o'clock one second just smashing pants together can you stop carbone you're just like yeah carbone okay so that is pretty funny sal Salman Rushdie. Sal Bass. Did you see that? Yeah, I did see that. You guys, did you get a load of this? You get a load of this. Get stabbed in the face. They fucked up.

I mean, they've been coming for him for literally 30 years. Well, he was the original most banned book in the world. Well, yeah, but also he has a long Satanic verses But he has a long standing Price on his head Dude he was banned From India or something Like that He was banned from a lot

Of places other than India Yeah so do you know A lot about him I know a bit I mean he essentially Was like the OG guy Who shit on Islam Yeah

In a book He was the original Sam Harris Kind of Or like Charlie Hebdo Or I guess everyone Yeah there's a lot of people But he was the OG guy And then they put like A fatwa on him where they're just like you kill him

like he needs to be killed for the cause like hamas did that uh i don't think it was hamas hamas is like a very specific uh group but it's just no it's like i think the ayatollah like the ayatollah like the head of islam or whatever did that being like you kill him and so he's been in exile from uh because i think he used to live'd kill him. And so he's been in exile from, because I think he used to live in the UK or something, but he's been in exile living in America forever. But he's, I think he's had, I don't know if he's been attacked before,

but you know, they've been, he's been public enemy. He's been up there. Yeah, it's pretty wild, right? And then they got to him. He's like the reference point of the, hey, this guy, you know, oh, what am I writing the satanic verses here? Yeah, yeah, for sure.

He's kind of like a reference point. Maybe he was in Seinfeld. What happened in the Seinfeld episode? Well, Kramer thought he saw him. He goes, I think I saw Salman Rushdie. Oh, okay. I don't remember that one. Yeah, it was just one of the episodes.

But anyways, it was very interesting. I guess that was the old best book, or the most banned book, the most new banned book, I guess, the Bible. Or Harry Potter. Yeah, Harry Potter. He was the original J.K. yeah harry he's the original jk rowling the original jk rowling well that's the thing with jk rowling is she she's getting she got a death threat that she brought to twitter's attention because someone said you're next yeah she tweeted about salman rushdie and then some guy goes you're

next and then she goes twitter support is this anything and they're like nope yeah of course not but yeah this is it's interesting kind of when the like old persecuted meets kind of the new persecuted i mean it's this is the good like you know if you're in the business of uh creating terror right you really want to be like yo you think if we say like we're coming for you it might be tomorrow it might be tomorrow, it might be in 30 years. Yeah. Don't think just because it doesn't happen this week, it ain't going to happen.

Well, that's what everyone says. That's the most that you're scared of a religion. Yeah. Do you know what? It really is. If Christianity says something, people don't listen. If you say- I'm more scared of Judaism, personally.

Well, I mean, you say that, but you've never drawn Muhammad, and you're always drawing little pictures of Jesus. Jesus. Yeah, no, I've drawn Muhammad. I guess I would say in terms of scariest, it's probably the ones where you're like, hey, if I fuck with this religion, it could cause real problems for me. It's probably Christianity is the least. Like, you can say anything you want about Christianity

free of any sort of charges. Yeah. You know what I mean? Maybe there's some places where it's a little different but i'd say worldwide christianity is the least feared religion the most feared is probably islam and then right under that's jewish and i would say that jewish people it seems like on on its surface a little less feared but i think people really do know like hey but low-key like do you want to be able to log into your bank or not? Well, yeah,

because it's like the Islamic, I think it's, if you piss that religion off, it's like, yo, there's like bombings. They might kill you. Yeah.

But like, they'll stab you in the neck. Yeah. I think Jewish, uh, like retaliation is a little more like tactical. Yeah. It's your credit score.

It's mostly credit based. Who, who would get, what do you think about this? And then, uh, Scientology is in Hollywood. I'd say think about this and then Scientology in Hollywood I'd say Scientologists

actually do have some fear in Hollywood in Hollywood yeah like Scientologists have any sort of like footprint outside of America I don't know about that

but I don't even know if they have that much of a footprint outside of like a few big major cities but like in Hollywood if you go around like they're a big joke

everywhere kind of you go it's like you know almost a big joke but like in Hollywood it's like mess with the Scientologists it's like they're a big joke everywhere you go. It's almost a big joke. But in Hollywood, it's like mess with the Scientologists. It's like they're a cabal. Yeah, you don't want to fuck with them. You were saying with the Muhammad drawing thing, who do you think would get in more trouble?

Okay, so say you took a roll of toilet paper and then you drew pictures of Muhammad on the inside of the toilet paper and then you roll it back up and then someone goes and uses that toilet paper. Are you more in trouble or the person who just wiped their ass with pictures of Muhammad? That's a great question. paper and then you roll it back up and then someone goes and uses that toilet paper are you more in trouble or the person who just wiped their ass with pictures that's a great question and i think that they their take would be like we kill both of them both and while they're killing

the person that uh that did the toilet paper that actually wiped their ass with it they sort of say to them they're like hey we didn't kill you they did that yeah yeah so they were like we only actually we had to kill you but, but we're not the ones killing you. Your friend who pranked you just killed you. I mean, funny prank, but. Your friend just murdered you? Yeah.

So I guess say thank you to him. Yeah, once you're in hell. Once you're in hell. Once you're both in hell together. In Islam, Muslim hell. Say hello to each other. Yeah. Muslim hell, I believe, is a drag show.

Drag queen story hour. So Muslim hell is drag queen story hour. With bacon. Yeah. Well, it's basically like trans escorts dancing in front of little kids with bacon bikinis. But the bikini, like string bikinis made out of bacon. And there's no food other than ribs. Exactly.

Yeah. Yeah. So that's what Muslim hell is. And that's the hierarchy. I'm going to take a quick second here to tell you about Athletic Greens. We've been telling you about Athletic Greens. I use it every day. If you don't have a lot of time, you want better gut health,

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I had a few things that, because this week I was just like, you know, a couple times I've done a thing where I like said a few quotes or whatever and people always message me saying, do more of that stuff but there was one thing i was thinking because i always talk a lot about the uh 20s like how in a lot of ways your 20s as a actually let's move this up like just a tiny little bit here okay in

a lot of ways i feel like your 20s for guys is the era where you kind of learn everything and decide your perspective not to say it's that for everyone, but in your 30s for most men, you're not learning as much as refreshing. You know what I mean? I mean, I still try and learn stuff. But the whole changing your persona... Well, you're adding to your fundamental belief structure. Do you know what I mean?

Dude, honestly, I totally agree with you. The people who just have new identities late into their 30s... It's crazy. It's i i the one guy i really think of is because he's made kind of a he's a bit of a grifter really he is and he's made a kind of a business out of it was the guy who was like i was a trump guy and then he's and then he switched and he goes i'm like i i disavow trump and i'm now like a liberal and then all the liberal people it's like the equivalent of like candace owens with the liberal with the conservative well she was like but i'm saying

where they go but they go like oh we need like a young black girl and then they go like but you're right that was old white guy but you're right though it's very fair to take that from like a 16 year old yeah when someone's like 35 you go okay well why would we believe you now then so you go for sure so like if you're like i was so susceptible to being in this cult that for the last 35 years and then you go okay now i'm gonna be the exact same thing about the other way yeah he goes i've changed i figured it out and you go well no you're the exact same thing about your new master it's like you just essentially will take on all the personas of whoever you decide to have as your leader at that moment right yeah so yeah but

there was a couple things that came up and i was like that i've been like you kind of get reminded of your like philosophies where you go fuck that was a good one that i used to always think and say and then i just stopped thinking about it but you know that guy naval yeah he's a really smart guy right naval ravi khan and i really like he's a good at like he does these instagram and facebook posts where he just like summarizes everything really good dude he literally has podcasts that are like 45 seconds i know well it's like but it's like he does these podcasts and chops them up he's terrible at like the internet like the way i thought he just i honestly feel like he just has these voice notes and they just

like releases a voice no they're not they're chopped up of bigger ones okay it was so stupid because where do you find the bigger ones or he just did a bigger one and then chopped it up? Yeah, he's essentially, you know, had all this heat from doing Rogans and stuff like that. And he was kind of getting heat online. And he's a really smart dude. And he has interesting takes on everything. And then he was basically like, you know, started a podcast.

And instead of actually doing a podcast, he's like, let me just release all these like sound bites of clips of things that I've already done. He treated essentially iTunes like his fucking TikTok. So it was stupid. But he has, you know's better he's good i really like i like him well one of the things that i've been i've been talking about a lot where it's even like you know there's been a lot of talk about you know we're friends with like sneaker and those kind of guys and i think a lot of and they were doing all these like debates him and destiny were debating and

i was talking a little bit about that on our patreon stuff but one of the things that i think that i was kind of watching debates with people like screaming at the screen being like the everyone's always like arguing what's the better way but the real truth is you go what are you optimizing for do you know what i mean like when you're if you're if you're saying like you know i want to have 12 000 girls and all this you if you're like optimizing like how can i be like the wildest like personality that like guys want to be that is good but you go what if i'm optimizing for a calm life i kind of always say this in the terms of where you go you know what is it better to have a girlfriend or not it's like depends on your life

yeah if you're like fucking living some like wildlife and like pussies getting thrown out traveling non-stop and you're like like you need to be in a scenario where like it actually benefits you to be partying every night like let's say you're in some like field where you know being partying and like filming it and hanging out with all these girls and taking pictures like actually is kind of benefiting your business it's almost then it's better to be single but if you're in a scenario where you're like hey i'm like trying to get rid of distractions having like five different people you're managing is hard like having a bunch of people's whatever right yeah yeah so it's always like what are you optimizing for you want to work backwards almost yeah so yeah and i think that people are

optimizing but it's such a good way to describe everything whenever my life's like going bad it's like you look at it and you go i'm doing all this stuff and you go wait what am i it's not even what am i doing because a lot of times it's so easy to be like you're doing too much focus well that's not always true the truth is like what are you what is the like goal that everything is sort of live together and the best your life works is when everything sort of works together in unison like let's say that you have a girlfriend you're dating a girl that like actually hanging out with her kind of it does feel like you're relaxing as opposed to like putting in time with her, for example. Right. Or you have some, a girl that like you talk about stuff that,

uh, those conversations benefit you or you have friends that those conversations like benefit you and your other things you do. Right. Like even when I was thinking about like touring now, we're bringing a guy to film with us. It's like, it's all like working together as opposed to like a tug and pull.

A holistic approach, if you will. Is that what you would call that? I believe so. Yes. Well, in which way? It just, it's the overall overall thing they all kind of help each other yeah you want so it's like the best life is when all of your things help each other right so i think that's

like so it's like once you figure out what you're optimizing for like everything in your life could could work together and that's why i think some things are so hard for people because you go this doesn't really work towards my goal and a a perfect example of that would be, okay, let's say you're just like a normal guy works in a factory and has a wife and kids and something, something, something like that. Right. And you're like, I'm fattened out of shape. And it's like, I want to get in shape, but it's like, you're like for what am I, what is that? What goal of mine does that help? Other than like, I just think I should be healthy. But if you were single and you need to pick up girls or if you had a job where that thing or if even like... Well, yeah. I mean, it's harder for people to kind of set goals like that too where you have this tiny incremental benefits that you don't ever actually see until a year from now. There's incremental benefits.

That's hard too. I mean, that's the hardest thing. And even though, are there any benefits? The only benefits is... Yeah, you'll live longer. You'll live better. But those are so abstract benefits, right? Those are not abstract benefits.

The problem is that you can't go to the gym and just see results in a week, whereas you could maybe read the game and be dating a girl next week. Right? So it's one of those things where some people don't play. It's hard to play the long game. See, you just described two different things that we're optimizing for two different things. You go, if the guy was optimizing for picking up girls, I don't think it would be difficult for him to go to the gym as much.

If a guy's optimizing for- No, I'm not saying optimizing to go to the gym for girls. I'm just saying if you're trying to, like there's certain things where you go, hey, I want to be healthy. You're like, you're not going to do that in a week. Whereas certain things you're like, I want to be able to pick up girls. You might be able to do that in a week. It's just some people's, their time frames.

No, I don't think so. If you're a guy that says, hey want to be able to pick up girls you might be able to do that in a week it's just some people's their time i don't i don't think so if you're if you're a guy that says hey i'm like not good with girls no i don't think there's a magical switch that'll make you like great with girls in a week like i think switch no but it's i mean you could read the game and be better than you were the day before i think even people go get go get a feather for your hat and yeah i mean i don't think so i think i think that i don't think that like because a lot of what makes people good like takes effort practice yeah repetition like stuff like that i'm not saying you're going to be great but you'll be better than you were yesterday which i assume you could say the same about well you i mean i mean in that and that on that vein you say okay you could also just get go get better clothes yeah i guess there's a lot of

yes there is immediate things but there's also but my point wasn't about how to get better with girls my point was about one of the reasons why things like that are difficult is because you don't you're not able you need to like root what you're trying to do into like your main goal yeah and i think a lot of people getting healthy is a perfect example of you go how does this actually help what i'm trying to do or make my life better and like a lot of these things it doesn't so you kind of need to find ways to like find things that are actually helping you and they sort of help your life that you're trying to get right like let's say here be a perfect example let's say you were trying to get healthy and you had kids and you have a wife and you're like you know what i'm gonna kill all these birds my family we're gonna

go on bike rides and then i'm kind of like killing time with my family and then all of a sudden like now it's this thing you do together and it becomes you've yeah so you i think and i think that everything can kind of be looked at that as you're always looking for ways to you know insert things that make you better into like the grand scheme of uh how what how you're trying to like operate yeah i think so yeah so i'm just saying have more kids you know i'm us though well i think that's like a good way of like looking at it but then um another so the naval quote that i thought was like this kind of stuff i was feel like i was thinking about and it he he said he goes when someone um when someone's uh asks what i build, they're not serious about entrepreneurship.

And he says the reason for that is, and for things like this, prescriptions don't work and they can't be prescriptionized. And I think that's such a like perfect way to look at a million things that I've been thinking, like thought over the years where someone's like,

how many times you go, we had the conversation of someone going and being like, hey, I'm going to like write us, what should I be writing? Like a script? Like, do you think? Oh yeah, of course. And you go we had the conversation of someone going being like hey i'm gonna like write us what should i be writing like a script like do you think oh yeah of course and you go the truth is like this kind of career path can't be prescriptionized and i think time sometimes with girls it's like that like how do you be better at girls like if you were serious about that you wouldn't be looking for like an easy answer yeah and also there's so many you know everybody has most of their life do have these paths where

they actually there are prescriptions for like entrepreneurship's not that but if you say like hey i want to be a vp of some bank you go like okay just do like this this this this and this and there actually is easy and people see that and they obviously want that for they want that for other everybody wants who does it like yeah who what comedian or artist wouldn't want to be like hey just do this this and this in this order yeah knock check these things off and then you'll get to the end goal and you're like nobody has that it's why it's like the most uh just like you're just kind of floating along you know sometimes because you're just like i don't know and then shit changes and you're like whereas like if you want to work at the bank like you know exactly

what you do go get this designation blah blah blah or even more if you want to be like whatever uh yeah like a uh you want to be a master electrician or whatever yeah you go and then there you go and he would use the example of like riding a bike can be prescriptionized like do this do this do this but i think there's so many things and it's good it's such a good way to like describe the difference between the two where you're just like, well, this can't be prescription eyes. Yeah. And I thought that was an interesting thought. Um, so whatever it is, like all of this stuff, uh, it's all about like having it like the work together.

Okay. So, uh, and then another thing is that kind of relies on that is i think that the worst thing that like men the biggest problem men have is not finding purpose i was gonna say women yeah well obviously that's a big part of it too but like the biggest reason why men like commit suicide and stuff like that a lot of times and one of the people always say the big problem with dudes right now is they're missing like purpose right yeah which is kids are always a good answer to that question no for the woman i think more i think for a guy too though a woman for sure because inevitably it is her responsibility like with the way responsibility shakes out between like man like obviously the mother naturally has more responsibility for having the kid but i mean

you can get that you hear it a lot from guys who they're like they say they're like the moment that they have a child they're like yeah that say they're like the moment that they have a child. They're like, yeah, that's kind of their child becomes their purpose. And then therefore, that is like what you were saying with your. So I'm not going to like completely disagree, but I think I would amend it in that it's not that it becomes guy's purpose. It becomes their like reason they can't quit. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, that too. purpose it becomes their like reason they can't quit yeah for some reason so it actually your kids don't give you like a purpose as a man but because unless you are like specifically raising them yourself you can have that as your purpose but for the most part like for a man it's kids give you like can give you motivation or like okay i can't fuck around anymore like yeah but you still do need to find that like your purpose can be providing for that family sure but i'm saying that's like kind of the singular thing that then can inform like all the other stuff i'm not saying that's your main main purpose but like you know that'll it'll certainly help narrow your focus well it does allow you to be useful if you

have to go like make money for your family exactly right yeah you know you kind of get pushed into that but then it is yeah you're still like at the end of the day that what does purpose mean at the end of the day like underneath it all it still is like what am i optimizing that's also the compelling like thing of religion as i go here's this book here's your purpose read this see you on sunday yeah and then you go and you don't have to think about this your purpose is well you but yeah but you don't literally like that's why it's like so like you know just so popular is that they go here it is just read this this is like we we answered this for you it's which is like a human well it's like a human thing where you'd be like what's my purpose and

they go here it is well in philosophy though they always have that question where it's like if you look at they go the best way to live your life right and you go what's the best way like the best way to live your life and you can do and then you could say i want to serve god for example in that scenario well you still have to figure out how so it's like it's your answer isn't done the same reason why it's like people always say like oh the best people will like things that i don't agree with but like the best you'll hear people say like the purpose of life is to like have experiences make relationships right yeah and you go whether you you know i whether you disagree or agree i think probably the more purpose of life like the the like path is probably more important than the you know what i mean again depends how

what level you want to think i'm probably the real root purpose of life is just to reproduce and that's it you you might be simple you might want to be on the mat like you know the most minimal just you know thousand foot view right it's just like I actually tend to sort of agree with you on that sort of point like if if you actually

break it down on all of it you go you might be unfortunate to know that there wasn't one yeah you're just like

any other organism like your purpose is to get out here lay it down yeah I mean that's what happened we've all been trying to tell our girls

the baby we're just out here to Lay it down. Yeah, I mean, that's what we've all been trying to tell our girls. The purpose. Baby, we're just out here to reproduce. I'm just an animal. Nothing but mammals. That's Bernie Sanders. He's going to come up

for his new speech. He goes, Baby, the left needs to stand up. We are nothing but mammals. And we got to get fucking. Has anyone here heard of the discovery channel get freaking out get freaking out yeah so i think that yeah probably but then it depends

who you are you know but then when you do see the prescription like you go hey here's the purpose like you're the you get your purpose from god it still does go to the prescription, you go, hey, here's the purpose. You get your purpose from God. It still does go to that next thing. You go, okay, if that is my purpose, how do I... My purpose is to serve God or whatever. You still have to figure out your purpose, how you do that. You know what I mean? I mean, that's obvious.

Protesting an abortion clinic. Easy. Next. Next. next so this you actually sent me this but

it kind of ties in and that's why I said that last thing but so voluntary suicide is now the

sixth leading cause of death and care this is crazy right I didn't realize it was happening like that someone sent this to me too someone sent this to me and I think I saw it as well no i looked it up too because i go that can't be true that was my first thing i go no fucking way this is real and then there's all these fairly again

this is either we're getting duped by the lying media but this is in multiple multiple places well i guess what you know and a lot of these publications what they do is they do do this bullshit where they they tell you there's an epidemic and then they tell you anecdotal stories it's like it's like the ultimate in girl reporting where they go the economy's bad and you go oh what happened they go well for example my friend jane's like broke right now yeah and you go okay if you have like 20 if you have like a hundred thousand more janes that's like a statistic but if you're just telling me like because they'll'll say they go, you know, there's their kind of thing is they're doing like this expose essentially saying that these hospitals are

like tricking the people into suicide. Yeah. And then they go, for example, this woman, you know, they told her they're not going to give her any water unless she agrees to the assisted suicide. And it's not even like a right left thing either, where you go, Oh, it is a little bit.

It is a little bit, but the, one of the articles is from the Washington post, which is about as far left as it gets. Right. So it's like, and yes, do they have their different spins?

They're the different spins. The left spin on this is that they're, the people are having to commit suicide because the government won't give them enough money in their poor. That's like kind of their spin. Right? Sure. Yeah.

Like that is what they said. They were this girl they go a woman was forced uh into this because her housing benefits did not allow her to get better benefits which uh aggravate her crippling allergies another girl after covid related debt left her unable to pay her treatment which kept her chronic pain bearable so they're basically like a lot of their articles are like if the government just gave these 250 grand a year they wouldn't have to do it if we hadn't shut everything down then there wouldn't be all this which i mean you know you could you could say that about anything i mean there's lots of people that we're getting you know i'm sure these people get like 25k a year from covet or whatever it was and there's i'm sure there's people in that that um you know lost their housing benefits and had to figure something out so they didn't commit suicide.

So it's very unethical to say that you have no choice but to commit suicide. No, no, for sure. But I mean, again, if that's actually a stat where I go the sixth leading cause of death. It's crazy, right? It's euthanasia. Well, so I didn't know they were popping up like that. So the way that they say it is they're kind of saying that people are going into this hospital and the nurses are basically Ben Stiller and Happy Gilmore, right?

Yeah. And the nurses, she goes, the nurses ganged up on this person and they're like, we're not going to give you water. We're not going to give you this. And it's like, sign the goddamn paper that says we're killing you because we don't have enough beds. We need to get you out of here. Which seems like, I can't imagine that's an epidemic.

I'll tell you, I'm not banging pots and pans for this one no no pots and pans but yeah no i mean number six is i wonder what i mean number one is must be what fentanyl i'll tell you car accidents and yeah probably some shit like that stuff like misgendering misgendering bigotry detonating deadening but there was this interesting thing where and like have to bring it up it's obviously this has been like a problem for a long time that there's a lot of suicides and I guess ever since the assisted suicide thing

popped off people were killing themselves at like a higher rate it looks like in Canada but if you look at the story it's an example of three girls that all of their hardships are like, you know, oh, I don't have enough money or whatever kind of thing. And there is a point where you're like,

or is this like par for the course and like because it's, the girls rate jumped a bit, anyone gives a shit. That's possible. You're saying, well, generally these are elderly people. I don't know.

I think once you guys pass a certain age, they don't really care about like girls versus guys stuff. I don't think they care that much you guys pass a certain age, they don't really care about girls versus guys stuff. I don't think they care that much about elderly people, yeah. Yeah. Once you're like 80, they're not like, oh, a couple more women, 80-year-old women have been euthanized. We need to really start looking into this.

Well, I think you'd be surprised because they'll find the thing and then they won't just focus on the age as much if they want to use that story they'll be selective with the stats because also i'm not saying that they actually care to begin with right that's true i'm not necessarily saying like these journeying journalists are like legitimate bleeding hard people because you know you can always find kind of like yeah well three of them are right wing there are these are all the point of them are like definitely just to fucking shit on trudeau by the end of the article i'm sure no well did you actually read i didn't read yeah but they're trying they're trying to shit on

trudeau in the sense that like they need more money like look at this uh but you know you have a socialist country and you're not even giving them enough money to get their housing or whatever yeah yeah but it's like you know there's always going to be those outliers like you're not going to have a society with 33 million people where you go everyone got a free house, there's always going to be those outliers. Like you're not going to have a society with 33 million people where you go, everyone got a free house. Like there's always going to be a situation. Do you remember the death panels hysteria from Obama? That's the other part.

I did feel like, is this a moral panic or is this like, I can't because remember Obamacare, they go Obamacare and then there's going to be these death panels. And what was that? That was, it was ended up being literally nonsense, but it was some sort of wording where they were essentially saying like with the way Obamacare was, where if you got Obamacare, then, like, you know, if you had some sort of thing, your condition would have to be, like, adjudicated by some sort of panel that they could then recommend that they just kill you.

That's the best option or whatever. But, dude, it was, like, a fucking major thing. I remember that. Dude, theama death panels and that was like you know everybody on the right was like obama wants to kill your grandmother did he no i don't think so i mean definitely if you look it up now i think it was just like one of those hysterias at the time and then you know it was it was definitely a purpose like it served the purpose at the time which was getting political points you know in terms of like their fight back and forth but were there actual these death panels they made them out

where you're like wheeled in and you have to give your case for living i don't think so what do you say i played but then again maybe all those people are dead i played chess with my grandson every uh saturday and you go and uh how old's your grandson he goes about 17 so he's going to college next I play chess with my grandson every Saturday. And you go, and how old's your grandson? And he goes, about 17. So he's going to college next year. Next, Dad. You go, you put the thumb down. Thumb down.

But I still have so much to offer. Oh, do you? What are you going to do? It's like, I'm going on a third date with agnes from 704 at the at the uh next this friday coming up is roast beef night cafeteria next and the guy's like yo can we get like some sort of trap door just built here so i can just press a button because i don't know this seems kind of clunky that you wheel them in and they gotta

wheel out and i gotta look at them as they leave like sad dogs all right what do we got here what do we got here what do we got next you know what how about we just uh decline all these let's break early for lunch i like i like watching the the blue jays play next okay i gotta show you guys something fucking amazing so you know on tiktok uh i've had like a bunch of stuff going viral lately and then fucking you'll get you'll get i'll get like you get so many comments that you can't really pay attention to any of this stuff but every once in a while you get someone that like it's enough that if that you just keep seeing them pop up andrew tate no there's this one musician dude yeah it was andrew tate there's this one musician dude and he's like uh his name

is uh danny quest music right okay and he's commented like four times being like uh this guy is like fucking a mega guy and it's, this is the most cringe comedy ever. That's what he's saying. He's commented like a hundred times, right? And then you click on his page and he makes these videos. My friend, my friend, my friend. Sometimes it is fun

because you go, it's the audacity of these people where it's like... Well, he doesn't think the internet's real life and we're about to prove to him that the internet is real life. Well, I guess this isn't... Not real, real life. Yeah, I guess we're still on the internet is real life. Well, I guess this isn't, we're still on the internet. Not real, real life.

Like, no, yeah, I guess we're still on the internet. We're still on the internet. But it's like, no, some of these people, I, there's nothing I like more than when, especially, you know what? Like I just did this video, um, that was, uh, that was, um, uh, I went to the Capitol to track down elites. Right. Yeah.

And I did it like this, you know, like very Canadian style, like mockumentary, like those old, uh, you know, fake pieces, like kind of like this you know like very canadian style like mockumentary like those old uh you know fake pieces like kind of like you know very it's a very canadian thing like tom green like talking america yeah so anyways and i did it and i finished the thing and i'm like this is like a little like esoteric canadian and i was like it's uh i was like i i really like it and it's very there's like if you if you can like get on the vibe it's gonna be really funny to some people but some people that like kind of don't get this like uh like a little too alti humor are just gonna think that it was like kind of boring yeah and i was like said that to johnny like a lot while i was filming and it's like lo and behold all the comments say that and it was like yes like the same reason when you like do a joke a long time

you go this person's gonna think this this person's not gonna get it this person's too like ingrained in their political yeah of course so it's like feel for it you know exactly how people are gonna respond but it's so funny when someone that may it's it's the equivalent of the guy that you know the worst player on his team and he's showing up to like the you know the to critique the nba players you know yeah yeah and it was like if you're gonna critique the nb if you're gonna critique lebron don't have't have a whole TikTok full of you fucking like falling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

So anyways, this guy does these videos. I got to show you one or two. This is just so fucking brutal. Finally time to go to sleep. Hey. Oh, dude, what the fuck? Oh, sorry. Did I scare you?

Dude, you can't just sneak up on me like that. I know you had a long day, so I thought you'd want to, I don't? Oh, okay. Sorry, did I scare you? Oh, dude, you can't just like sneak up on me like that. I know you had a long day, so I thought you'd want to, I don't know, hang out. Real good. No, dude, I don't want to hang out. I'm going to sleep. Well, wake up, mister. It's time to party. No, no, no, no.

It's like a Tuesday night. More like Taco Tuesday cha-cha-cha. Oh, my God. I hate you so much. Oh, come on. Let's do some shots. Get naked. More like Taco Tuesday.

So imagine putting those on your page, editing them, and then going around, you know what I mean? And then shitting on them. When my friends make me go can't. I've been stung by a horse. I've been stung by a horse.

That's good shit. So this is kind of what we're dealing with. And you go, you know that old... It's hard for me to really... First get a job. Patrick, that's a pickle. Yes. Oh, he's a DJ, too.

He's a DJ, too. You know when they tie that old thing where it's... I'm not going to be able to get that taste out of my mouth. So there's a whole page of those. Me and 10 girls in Miami. There's a whole internet of people doing stuff like that. And that's the crazy thing. Like in his mind, he's like...

Well, I get comedy, obviously. You know what I mean? Yeah, he goes, I lip sync to some random girl who got stung by a wasp. I make like... And you go, imagine that like wasp video okay just thinking you're lip syncing to a trending audio thing on tick tock and thinking you like make good just imagine making this video imagine making that video and then like posting that video,

sitting back and then cruising around commenting on other things. Cringe. Yeah. Wait, wait for the fucking just like followers, the million followers to roll in. You go, I guess I'll just,

uh, I guess I'll just call it comedy. Cringe. While I wait for this to happen. You call other things, you go, and you go, man, it really is one of those things where it's,

it's kind of like, you know, like if I, I'm sure I've like, whoever went to school's kind of like you know like if i'm sure i've like whoever went to school with that guy you go if that guy like lived in your fucking regular school or dj no if that guy was in your like college or your high school it was like they sort of it's a lot of people that were probably losers like they got to convince themselves now like they found their little community on the internet and they go oh i'm this and you go no if we were in any social circle together if we were were in any job place together, if any of this,

it would be the same dynamic. You'd be crappy and I would be above you. I mean, you are lip syncing to, you're an adult man who's lip syncing to videos on TikTok. Yeah. Case closed. Case closed. Isn't that funny to sort of do every now and then

where you just like look at it and you go, oh, this person has something to say about my comedy. Let's check out theirs. Wow. Wow. Good stuff. They're living in a different fucking world. Really good stuff.

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Bonus 100 is the promo to claim this deal. Okay, we did do a little dive into what the witches are up to. I hate the witches. So we haven't looked at the witches in a little bit, right? And we are very witch-oriented for a bit. Very witch-oriented. I'm talking about witches on stage a lot right now, too.

But Tony was like, he kind of keeps an eye on a lot of this stuff, and he was like, the witch stuff's been popping off the last couple weeks. Yeah, it looks like some infighting in the witch community. The Reddit threads have been hot. This is a witch thread, and it's witches versus the patriarchy. Witch or witch? The patriarchy fighting witch. I broke up with my boyfriend because he said America isn't a patriarchy.

So this is just standard witch stuff, you know what I mean? Yeah. It's crazy that she can't just cast a spell to make him not think that. They don't talk about witch stuff almost at all anymore, right? The witches are completely abandoned being witches for the most part. You know, those people back in Salem, they had some good ideas. Oh, that was the good old days, huh? Yeah, they did.

But these people wouldn't do it. They don't do any witch stuff. They really don't. Clearly. It's almost like the- If they could do witch stuff, you go grab a fucking Ionu, throw it in your cauldron, and make your boyfriend think the patriarchy's real. There's almost zero witches where they go,

you use their powers to be rich. They never use their powers to be rich. They always use their powers to put a hex on someone. They use their powers to be depressed. So my boyfriend and I are going to fight over this. I sent him something from here and discovered he's banned from this sub. That's so funny. That is actually hilarious.

He goes, yo, I can't read it. And the best part is it's so easy on Reddit to make a burner account. Like, he wanted her to know. Yeah. Like, dude, if you're fucking to have this alter ego where you're banned from this shit that your girlfriend's into. And then she sends it to you, but you don't want her to know. You just make a fucking throwaway on Reddit, which anybody can do,

so you can do the thing and then pretend. He specifically was like, ha ha, guess what? I'm banned from your dumb ass shit. I'm a witch fighting the patriarchy. I gotta show my boyfriend something. There's like 10 reasons why we're actually just, we actually are witches fighting the patriarchy.

Yeah, he goes, bad news, I'm the patriarchy. He's banned from this sub, which obviously raised immediate concerns. Your boyfriend's a Reddit troll of your favorite Reddit. Dude, that kicks so much ass. It's awesome, too, because he clearly had, like, I doubt he introduced her to it. No. She probably was like, hey, I'm into this stuff. And he goes, oh.

He went in. let me check out what she's up to yeah yeah yeah the share a computer and his reddit handle was also a witch for sure also not a witch definitely a witch of course raised concern so i asked why and his response was well put simply i don't believe we live in a patriarchal society in modern america so this guy went in witches against the patriarch and started arguing. There is a patriarchy here, right? Yeah.

So, uh, any advice on how to handle that? So this guy's in hot water with his girlfriend and then, uh, he, you know what happened next? Uh,

within a few minutes edit, I just broke up with him single and ready to mingle. Abracadabra. I will, I will say though because this was only posted two days ago okay less than 48 hours ago so if witchcraft is making women decisive like this i'm for witchcraft well bitches can't make up their mind ever about anything the fact that she's actually activating on something here this quickly is it possible that she didn't break up with him oh oh yeah yeah yeah he danny immediately took the girl yeah he's good news good news which is i'm thinking the girl's side this guy's like lucked out if she's dropping i will say this very convenient that she's saying she broke up with him 100 in a sub he's banned

from imagine he has his burner account be like what do you mean you broke up with him 100% in a sub he's banned from. Imagine he has his burner account and be like, what do you mean you broke up with me? We didn't break up. And dinner's going to be ready in 45 minutes. Get off the goddamn witch forum. So this person, there's a guy that's in the witch forum.

So this is the proper behavior from the witch forum. Just imagine you caught one of your buddies like posting something like this. I'm a guy, and I want to become less awful. I recently realized... This person's autistic, by the way. His title's Burn the Patriarchy.

How do you know he's autistic? No, she's autistic. Who's she? She broke up with the guy. Oh, how do you know that? Because I clicked on her handle, and then she was posting in r slash autism. And someone says, how do I answer what do you do for a living question and she goes i just say i don't if they ask for more i'm disabled

that's it so this is you're saying the guy got he basically uh dodged a bullet he dodged one that's a lot yeah i recently realized i have a lot more internalized and unconscious misogyny that must have been a tough realization for this guy and he had to join worse he had to join witches I recently realized I have a lot more internalized and unconscious misogyny. That must have been a tough realization for this guy. And he had to join witches against the patriarchy. Misogyny in me than I ever knew there was. And I have no idea how to go about fixing it. Sleeping in bed at night, just like, why can't you sleep?

What to do? I have so much internalized misogyny. Why do I do? You get up. You're just punching yourself in the face, looking in the mirror. Are there male witches? I don't think so, but maybe there are. I mean, in these forums. Is that a warlock?

Was that your joke? Isn't that a warlock? Yeah, exactly. But in this forum, I can't imagine that they are able to gender like that. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like if you're a witch is against the patriarchy. Because, yeah, they're probably very much so like, yeah, also like witches can be girls,

but anyone can be a girl and a girl can be a girl's a boy and a boy's a girl. And there's no such thing as gender. They are really into the witches are definitely into all the LGBT. Of course. I mean, I feel like lesbians probably like witch shit. You think W will make it into the acronym? For which? No, for the LGBT, will it be a W in there?

Q, W, yeah. Yeah, witchcraft? Probably, yeah. Autistic's probably, like it's pretty soon. They are, I feel like there is a lot of autistic. Is disabled in there? No. I feel like that's a pretty of autism. Is disabled in there? No. I feel like that's a pretty, like you're getting there where it's like that LGBT community is also going to include like. Is there a scenario where they ever run out of letters? That's all of them people.

They just do that. We had every letter. You should do that on stage. I'm going to do that next year's CPAC convention. I go, you guys ever think they're ever going to run out of letters? Everyone's like, ah! That's Danny's hot take. Holy shit!

Get the lighters out. Encore, encore, encore. How about you meme that? You go, LGBTQ plus AAA. I have a feeling they're going to run out of letters soon what do you know that have you considered posting that uh that meme unfortunately i'll tell you who wouldn't like that this fucking dj guy no no any advice you'd be willing to offer my uh so this guy's basically saying he goes i'm feeling pretty lost and i'd appreciate any advice how to get rid of my unconscious misogyny that's funny that as

soon as he started realizing that he's uh got all this misogyny he's felt like depressed and lost yeah weird and none of the solutions involve any sort of witchcraft no all the solutions are like d'angelo seminar yeah it's like seminars like in you know marches no the witches are very over being witches like here's one of the answers listen to women and believe them when they talk about challenges they face be an ally confront other men when they say misogynistic things even in this guy needs in his life fucking get trying to start this guy that's like oh i'm lost and i feel like i'm unconscious like this isn't some you know probably tall uh jack dude you know but also where's the spells cast the spell on these fucks this is another yeah get a

get a get rid of misogyny spell yeah like how do you know how do they not have that none of them they don't have a even anything like even when that? None of them. They don't have even anything. Even when they don't work. You guys don't have one crystal where you go, this is a get rid of your misogyny crystal. Isn't the whole point of witchcraft is some guy goes, hey, you fat pig. And she goes, ah, and she turns him into a fat pig. A literal fat pig. That's the point.

Yeah, like a literal pig. With an apple on his mouth. Yeah, with an apple on his mouth and a curly tail. Then she grabs the tail and he runs away. And she goes, what? The witches win again exactly yes

no but all their thing is like have you tried being an ally what is that your answer for everything a bit much yeah real religious vibes here too

so this is someone they go cishet male here I make a conscious effort to listen as much as I can but I fully acknowledge I'm flawed and make mistakes it's like the original sin thing with the Bible oh yeah yeah but I am still a man unfortunately acknowledge I'm flawed and make mistakes. It's like the original sin thing with the Bible.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I am still a man, unfortunately. Yeah, I am still a man, unfortunately. Working on that. Last November, I went to see a hardcore feminist band, War on Women, and I got to meet the vocalist.

She was super cool. And when she signed her book for me, she wrote, Ally is a verb. I tell myself that every day to try and deprogram my mind from the misogyny embedded in our society.

This guy is a cool guy. This guy gets so much pussy, it's insane. This guy has some spells. This guy knows some fucking spells. This does. This guy figured out the infinite pussy spell.

Abracadabra! I is a verb! I will say, this guy does feel like he's putting it on a little thick. This guy's probably getting banned from this. They go, whoa. Yeah, he's like, that is true.

You're like, I'm just hanging out in my all-girl group. And you go, we're going around, tell a little about myself. The best day of my life was when I met War on Woman. I went to see a hardcore feminist band, War on Women. And got to meet the vocalist. What's your favorite band? I'm a big War on Woman head. War on Women. You got to meet the vocalist. What's your favorite band? I'm a big War on Women head. War on Women.

That's funny. Your buddy goes to college and you haven't seen him in like a year and he gets totally radicalized and he comes back. You're like, everyone's already

put on music at the cottage. He just clicks on War on Women. You go, what's this? He goes, do you mind if I pick a song? Yeah. Hey boys, do you mind if I pick a song? Yeah. Hey, boys, do you mind if I pick a song?

I didn't know this key existed. What is this? Fight the patriarchy. Cut off your dick. War on women. These comments are amazing by the way Someone goes I like to add that as a guy

I had to unlearn Trying to fix my wife's problems When she was fenting to me And just listen War on women Yeah because women love not fixing problems Kill Warren Buffet Jeff Bezos sucks

That's a bill game We are underrepresented in Stamfield, yeah! I think Warren Women's playing New York soon. Should we go see Warren Women? I'd love it if Warren Women was actually a bunch of wienery dudes. Hey, what's up, everybody? We're War on Women. Thank you for coming out. Okay, War on Women.

They're a co-ed feminist. War on Women, a co-ed feminist hardcore punk band formed in Baltimore, Maryland in 2011. There you go. Use driving riffs, in-your-face vocals, and attack the listener both sonically and lyrically. Penning catchy and confrontational songs that touch on rape culture, street harassment, the gender wage gap.

They have metal songs about the wage gap. Transphobia. And other- 70 cents on the dollar. 70 cents on the dollar. I got more. I'll kill your boyfriend. There's a guy in this band.

Oh, there's a couple guys. Oh, it's a male band? No, no, no. There's three women and two guys. Well, the woman's the one who gave him the autograph that he was really happy with. Yeah, yeah. And then they go, hey, you want to be in the band? Guitar and drums are guys.

They probably have a song called Cat Call This. Why do they have a male drummer? That's weird. Interesting. That is that is weird right it's so strange someone who's drummed so strange that they have a male drummer please uh illuminate us on why they might have a male why why do you think it is they randomly the one like only the one physical instrument where you actually benefited from being bigger and stronger they have a guy playing this i don't know i guess we'll never know i guess we'll never know your feminism better be intersectional all right one more one more from the witches

this one this witch has a big scenario and again the spells aren't gonna fucking help my high school aged brother recently told him him and his friends watch andrew tate ironically just to make fun of what a piece of shit he is i trust my brother's being genuine in his motivations here but i wish you wouldn't watch him at all because i just don't want my brother to run the risk of internalizing any of the videos do you think it's funny and do you think that uh the older sister walks in on her little brother like mainlining mr jay yeah like i'm just what are you doing is what nothing this guy sucks huh what a fucking egghead loser

can you why are you doing curls right now? What? I wasn't doing curls. Someone left a goddamn dumbbell. Can you believe this idiot? He's shaving his head. It's like... What? What? No, it's like an anti-Nazi thing.

What's that tab up beside it? Is that a Bugatti site? No. I just saw that you followed pimping bugattis on instagram wait are you a millionaire right now how did that happen it's ironic i'm following that ironically too and i'm also i also started an online uh what do you call that an online put a wealth course no no like uh when you're like drop shipping drop shipping i started like an online dropshipping business, ironically.

Ironically selling dick pills and hair loss replacement stuff, whatever. I'm selling dick pills ironically, too. Yeah, for trans women. Yeah. Trans men. I'm ironically watching Entertated there, too. Just ironically signed up for Usless us on your credit card your credit card

that's a fucking gag yeah when I comment on your photos on Instagram that you're a brokey that was ironic that was ironic that was also ironic

when I comment that you're a brokey ah good shit just the language starts to seep in that's what he's afraid of like he's still gonna be like a super

he's still gonna be like intersectional Bernie Sanders but instead when he's talking about the things he's like we need to raise

the amount of welfare that the brokies get like he's still got the brokies take them from brokies to not brokies yeah you know what I mean this government

needs to stand up for the brokies. He's just internalizing some of the language, but he doesn't. Every man, woman, and children, Bugattis are a human right. So that's what, you know. I like this too. She goes like, she's like, what should I say to him? Is it right for me to tell him what he can and can't watch? Is there a way to do it without damaging trust?

But never tell our parents he watches stuff. Or he would never tell us. Oh, that would be funny to rat him out for watching. I think she actually incorrectly posted. She meant to post in snitches versus patriarchy, not witches versus patriarchy. Goddamn snitch. I mean, dude, imagine you go, hey, you're also like, what are you, 20 years old?

Would you like to be told what you can and can't watch? I was going to have this argument. And I sort of said this a little bit, but it's like, because these people are living in their world where it's like, you know, their minority opinion worldwide is like, you know, it's blasphemous to have any opinion other than that, even though it's like, if you took the whole world, like 700 million people out of like 6 billion actually agree with you. You know what I mean?

It's like 1 in 7 people in the world actually think the things you do, and it's like you can't fathom that anyone could not, right? That's why it's, yeah, obviously like religious, right? But for a lot of people, I'll be like, yeah, it's just as, if you're like, you know, you're like, you know, Kill Men websites are probably just as, you know, offensive to something to like other people.

You know what I mean? But it's, you know, it's the exact same thing the other way. If you're reading a website about 10 reasons, you know, men are fucking trash or whatever. Yeah. Like, why is that? Why is that OK to read? And you go, but this guy telling you to get a Bugatti. Well, because she's right.

That's her gospel. That's gospel. And that's her gospel. Is there a way to do this without damaging trust? My brother openly identifies as a feminist, which I know isn't easy

for a high school boy. Oh, that'd be bad. Is that not enough? What else do you need? Do you need him to literally cut his dick off? Well, he can't be watching Andrew Tate, ironically.

That is so funny. Andrew Tate must be crushing at high schools right now. Oh, my God, yeah. Oh, man. How funny is it, though, that the guy's got, like got a future as female shirt on. He's telling everyone he's a feminist.

And then on top of that, he's like... The truth is, this guy is trying everything to get pussy. The feminist thing wasn't working. He's like, oh, maybe try to give this Tate thing a spin. It's kind of working too good. Yeah, he comes home with his feminist shirt in his backpack. He's like, why'd you take off your future as female shirt? He goes, I don't want to talk about it. Yeah, no. Not getting in there. it's kind of working too good yeah he comes home with his feminist shirt like in his backpack he's like why'd you take off your future's female shirt he goes i don't want to talk about it yeah no

not getting in there he told the girls like listen i'm gonna come into the women's change room and guard it from any toxic men from any tate lovers i'm just watching this stuff just to know what to look out for yeah and he's been raised in a pro lgbtq plus household of women uh who make sure he respects empowers them and rejects the patriarchy and talks to these guys this is exactly the guy who probably getting wrapped up in it right now yeah because he's like just kind of discovering himself he's like you know it's 15 well because he's doing something where he probably goes he's like he goes you've taught me this whole ideology it's yes i'm empowering you and mom and everyone else but like it seems to be kind of making my life worse absolutely so it's like i understand that

it's like big mom wants me to do all this shit but like i'm also a young person that's like confused and haven't figured like trying to figure out how to be a man has some sort of self-preservation instinct and self-preservation but also it's not helping like me you know being 17 and like just reading non-stop literature about how i'm bad like hasn't really been benefiting me to like become like an actualized human being yeah you know what i mean so you know there's a lot of probably people that you know are famous and then they kind of like become this but it like almost you know it might benefit you to be a hollywood guy and be like i'm all this stuff but you've already kind

of in that position but like someone that's still figuring out their way in life and they're like a guy you know there's nothing that probably benefits you less than uh you know religious texts about here how you're terrible you know what i mean of course and he's also probably just placating his mom and sister so that is it's not hell at home yeah i'm less concerned about the radicalization than just the general idea that he would give any attention to someone who advocates violence and hate yeah so she's having a really hard time i mean they're literally saying they're making fun of him i know that's not enough and then never enough yeah it's never enough and then

the last one he says i'm a 35 year old male uh downloaded a menstrual cycle app and i'm pretty sure now i have periods so you don't i don't know that's possible uh your ass is bleeding and that's it i gotta say i feel like i think you don't. I'm going to just guess you do not. Okay. Now, and the interesting little thing that's been happening is we're going to do just another quick 10 minutes here. Yep. Join us on Patreon.

So there was an article that you sent and an article that I found, and I'm just going to read them back to back okay because this is so hilarious so fat shaming and all that stuff was really in the news this week i don't know people send me articles and i've you know i i obviously pay attention myself and make a bunch and have someone that researches and blah blah right yeah but two of them back to back i got a lot of fat shaming stuff this weekend because it was like a hot topic i don't know why but something that one's hot right now but these are the two articles back to back number one climate change leading to more childhood obesity article two obesity epidemic may contribute to climate change oh what the fuck what the hell so they're saying that

this is a classic what was the source of the one i didn't send you? WebMD. Oh, so that's something. The other one is just an NBC affiliate. Yeah, so NBC affiliate says that obesity contributes to climate change. And what they say, so the reason why obesity epidemic contributes to climate change is they say that in addition to the whole gist of their article is that kids don't play outside anymore oh i thought i was gonna say maybe eating more food and then the resources required to produce the food okay sorry i'm doing the other way around climate change contributing to childhood obesity right and their whole thing is just like the reason kids aren't going outside and playing more is because it's too hot oh that's kind of the gist of their whole thing you know what i mean you know according to the doctor obesity and physical inactivity among children are leaving more is because it's too hot. That's kind of the gist of their whole thing. You know what I mean?

According to the doctor, obesity and physical inactivity among children are leaving many struggling. But you go, yeah, it is a problem. You go, not that you locked them in their house for two years. Yeah, it's not bad. They act like it was fucking, you know, like when we were kids, it was just the most moderate temperatures.

Like, it was still hot. It's not like just hotness has been invented recently. Okay, more importantly, I bet you you would notice that the places that aren't too hot is also happening. Yes, that too. You know what I mean? In America, you go crazy because the climate change

also exists in other countries. It's not happening there. Hawaii has the fattest people. Exactly. Well, that's because it's hot, allegedly. But it's really niceattest people. Exactly. No, well, that's because it's hot, allegedly. Well, but it's really nice. But it always did, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. Well, so essentially that's their whole thing is that they go, the kids have no choice but

to play inside because it's hot. Even though when I was a kid, it was like, no, winter is when you would play inside more. And then summer, we would skateboard, do a bike. Yeah. And you still play outside a lot in the winter. Yeah, if it was hot, you you'd find a water hole or a pool you'd find something like that people are able to adapt pretty well to the conditions

so this is their big thing the difference is I don't have an Xbox Live right but there's a million reasons why kids are fat and one of them is you tell them how great it is to be fat I thought your mom's fucking 600 pounds and she doesn't want to do anything exactly right and then the other one so then that's the first one so theirs is just kind of like some woke bs kind of thing right

fat bastard right yeah but this this sorry it's the fat bastard logic what's the fact oh yeah it's because he's sad the climate's changing because i eat and i eat because the climate's changing because I eat, and I eat because the climate's changing. That is 100% the fat pastor logic. I'm fat because of the climate, and the climate's changing because I'm fat. And then the one you sent me, the obesity epidemic, make it contribute to climate change, really was kind of like, it was almost like the opposite of woke it was kind of like yeah fat people eat more which that is honestly logical to me i go yeah that makes sense like if we have to produce more beef that's what they were saying yeah yeah they were like yeah everyone's fat and then they're like the people have a bigger carbon

footprint so every person's like two people. Yeah. That makes, logically, makes total sense. And they fart more. Yes. Yeah, there's like literally greenhouse. There's more farts. This is the most offensive article.

Wait, they said the people fart more? They've said that they emit more gases. Carbon dioxide and methane it's just so i don't know if they said that exactly yeah methane from the animals i think that would be like these fat ass people it's the same thing yeah but i don't think people dude if we reach a point as a civilization where they're like, you know how they have like, hey, you can't like water your like lawn in the summer because there's not enough water. They're like, people, people, you need to stop farting.

Okay, first things first. Fat people got to stop burping and farting. Then they have like a little fucking police department just going around and be like, hey, just want to make sure they got their clubs twirling they'll be like hey no farting 20 more greenhouse gas emissions and then uh then being a normal weight according to the study so that it is kind of a thing where they talk about population control for all those sort of things and a lot of you know elon musk says there's not enough population but he goes i mean you have 20 more people just because people are fatter yeah like you go you have all of the same things so it's like that just like a makes sense i guess yeah it's total logical sense yeah yeah more and you

need more inputs anyways i just thought that was so funny but then there was a couple okay i'm just gonna do one more of these and then you didn't even send me that other article too so i didn't even know i wanted to say i know but i'm saying like i didn't even know that when i was sending you that there was like the opposite yeah i know right that bad logic and tiktok had some good ones so tiktok released this filter essentially it just like makes you you, it was like an ugly filter. You know how they have the funny face filters? Yeah, of course. But they did a funny face filter, but the funny face just made your face look fat.

And more wrinkly. Yeah, and all these people were posting, and then everyone exploded and be like, that's actually not ugly. You go, what's the problem with this? Well, people flew, they said the TikTok's fat phobic. Like, why is it funny that your face looks super fat? Crazy thing, too, is they go like, this is just how, like, they made an article that says the popular trend soon saw hundreds of TikTokers joining in.

Hundreds? No. A lot of people use this, I think. It says hundreds. Oh, I know. I may have seen that. And you go like, what? This was a popular trend.

I saw it. I never saw it. Maybe I'm one of the hundreds. Because then they banned you. I know what you mean, though. They make a mess of the model. So you go like what this was a popular trend i never saw it maybe i'm one of the hundreds because then they know what you mean though they make a hundred so you're like what so it was like it was around for four seconds well i saw it so it was a pretty big one it does make you look like it was more than hundreds yeah i mean it makes this chick just chick looks like track you do look awful and it gives you all these like dark spots on your face yeah it's not not looking great exactly yeah and then okay one more that came from tiktok is the girl she did a big expose about like fat phobia waiters you know my joke where i'm just like you know uh people say they can't say anything and it's kind of kind of like the it's not always bc culture the guy being like

you know i was making fat jokes at my job and I was getting in trouble. What do you do? I'm a waiter. I go, it's a little different. If you're a waiter, maybe you shouldn't. But like, I just love when they describe it where you go, it probably didn't happen. But if it did, the fucking balls on the waiter. This did not.

You don't think this would happen? Fucking happen. Went viral. I don't care. This did not happen well she was left mortified from what happened

the problem is too is this woman is like she's like a writer so you go okay so she has an angle now oh you say that about everyone no way

I don't live in a world where some dude okay just read this well every article everything you go well you no I don't you don't take it

at face value because you go oh well she makes TikTok videos it's like well I can see you're only going, you don't take it at face value because you go, oh, well, she makes TikTok videos. It's like, well, I can see you're only going to believe a story if it happened to someone that you met in life personally. Like every story is going to be about someone like that. There's just no.

This is a TikTok account. That's not right. She's a girl with a TikTok account. Everyone has a TikTok account. It's didn't happen in the video, which is getting nine hundred ten thousand views. Interesting. He was mortified. But you could. But again again you could say that just tell the scenario that is written it didn't fucking happen she was left mortified when a waiter fat shamed her by telling her she needed

to order extra food so that she wouldn't eat other customers that didn't happen Or even eat her friend. What world is this? We're the fucking waiter. Unless the waiter goes, he straight up, the moment before she arrived, he snapped. And he goes to his friend, he goes, I'm fucking sick of this place. I'm going, Jerry Maguire, this is it. I'm going full, I'm snapping right now. Watch this shit. And the guy's so stupid because if he did

this he should have recorded it for his tiktok it would have got way more juice than hers he would have got banned probably telling customers he goes and that's a prank show yeah he goes there's like a prank she told the girl he goes when the waiter walked up to give our menus he saw me and stopped and looked me up and down and got a little shit-eating grin on his face. He handed me my menu and he said, now let me know if you have any questions about the food. I wouldn't want to leave you too hungry for too long. It'll be bad news for other customers when you eat them.

And he goes, before that, he allegedly went over to other tables and warned people to guard their fries against her. But that was just the start. I imagine you're sitting there and the waiter goes where's this fucking waiter and he goes what's he doing and then you see him looking at you like every table is he's pointing at you being like and he goes just watch the fries just watch that fat fuck's gonna come eat your fries just don't i'll get her a trough of food but just in in the meantime, she might try and steal your fries. Every table. Announcement over the loudspeakers.

Hey, everybody. Just a quick announcement. We got a wild one in the premises. Oh, we got a fat piece of shit sitting at table 46. So if everybody could just guard their fries. Your fries are in danger. So we do want to make a little bit of a note here that, uh,

your food is currently in grand danger. No way that happened. But that was just the start. Guarding the fries was just the start. She continued. He likes, he was laughing and joking. And then he turns to me and says,

and maybe you should just order a whole second meal so you leave hers alone. The only thing I'll concede is, were they at the restaurant where they make fun of you? Krabby Joe's. Yeah, like, you know there's a restaurant where they go, hey, what's up? Isn't that Krabby Joe's? No, no, no. Krabby Joe's was like the mascot guy was Krabby. But they have that restaurant in Vegas.

Seneca, I was on tour uh last weekend i was in pittsburgh and um well actually that i don't think actually that wasn't him this was a kevin ryan told me and ed so i was talking to kevin ryan and ed um at the brooklyn comedy club and apparently philadelphia had this legendary guy who um he worked on the boardwalk and he worked in the dunk tank right and he would yell insults at people and uh to try to gok them into paying more money to dunk them right yeah and uh apparently this guy people came like got so mad and came and got like a pool cue and tried to like uh smash the cage and stuff like that but he was in the cage so they couldn't get to him like and people like would come by and he would literally people would be walking by

and girls would come by and he goes look at this fat fucking big that's your girlfriend i wouldn't fuck her with his dick like shit like that and just like says the wildest shit and apparently this went on for like ever where people would know like they'd be like afraid to walk by and apparently he made a killing because he actually riled people up they go i'll show him by dunking him yeah he goes i want to get dunked yeah and apparently he's retired but someone like they were saying like oh dope people would like go by that philly boardwalk and they still would be like i can't walk by that way it's like i have to go the other way you're afraid of them oh that's amazing like look at this guy jiggle jiggle jiggle like you call that a girlfriend

your girl's ugly like apparently he was savage. And now he's retired. They packed up and they've never seen him ever again. But apparently he got massive crowds, too. I bet. He probably was, like, really funny, too. He was petrified of them. But he had to have been really funny. Yeah, apparently he was really, really mean.

But anyways, if she was at that restaurant. That's his new job. Yeah, yeah. At this restaurant, they make fun of him. It's not Krabby Joe's. I thought Krabby Joe's, they do that. No, Krabby Joe's was, like. It Joe's they do that no Krabby Joe's was like it just must be Krabby

people just know it's a Canadian chain of restaurants I don't even think it exists anymore and he just was his face was Krabby but the waiters

were Krabby I don't remember I don't remember that maybe I just had a Krabby waiter once I mean they're all Krabby a bit but no there's like this

one place in Vegas where they straight up come up to you and they like draw they'll put a hat on you with a piece of paper that says like

fucking dumb ass and shit and they go hey what do you want to eat you fucking piece of shit and like that's the whole thing and go hey you fat fuck like they might say

stuff like this at that restaurant but if she went to that restaurant and she's not giving that piece of information that is a major omission there

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