The Boyscast with Ryan Long - First Ever All female Execution Team! & New York Times Doesn't Want You To Cut Off Your Parents Anymore

Episode Date: October 2, 2026

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I like to get a bunch of men together. Men. Hardest of the hard. And I want to be with these men. I too like hard men. I like to get a bunch of men together. Men. The hardest, I can get it.

All right. David Goggins, shout out at the beginning of the podcast. Loves hard men. Me, David Goggins, loves hard men. Danny Polshuck, Gagins, hard men. Loves hard men. He wants to hang out with hard men. The boys.

The boys cast. The dudes. The boys cast. With a hoarse. By the way, lot going on this week. But at the start, there is a hot piece of news that the chart of height to gayness came out. Six to, two. least gayest height

Let's go Well obviously you weren't there that day I can skip my house Who the fuck's next Who wants them? Obviously Danny took the day off I love how there's a least gay height You know what's so funny is so basically this study came out

And someone posted the graph And I couldn't get to the bottom of where the graph was from So I took the graph, I was in chat GPT GROC, Claude I was arguing with everyone And it was It was one of those things

where you know when you're like what the fuck's this guy up to it was me 2 a.m. for like a good 30 minutes being like it's not that hard find out how they know what is the source of this how tall are gay guys it's pretty pretty easy claude i could get rid of you if you want i imagine they would be distributed normally and i that would see this is crazy now tell me okay right out of the gate yeah would you not say that if a woman was like super tall that she'd be more likely to be a les uh like how tall are we talking about Any amount. Well, when you say super tall, like six feet? No. Six, eight, yeah, because then she plays in the WMBA. That's what I'm saying. So, but you could see the other way around when you, think about it if you're a dude that's like four foot one, right? You're like a small dude or you're like a perfect twink.

Just the spinner. Yeah, your word's not mine. You describe it. Maybe. Right, so, but basically what they did is, and now I've gotten to the bottom of it, I got the chart and I actually ran the numbers myself. so they took well they couldn't find the place that interpreted the data

so I basically got the data myself and then I got them to do the analysis sucked a bunch of guys' dicks at different heights how tall are you are you liking this or no by the way you don't wear it

or anything right I'm doing an experiment no so basically what happened is they got a hold of data from like what was the site okay Cupid so they have like

like 50,000 dudes. And they have their sexuality and their height. Shouldn't this be a grinder experiment? Well, no, because that would... I thought that last night, too. I was like, does that screw up? Ryan's girl comes and she's like, what are you doing? I'm doing an experiment.

I'm doing science. Get out. Close the door. No, but I thought that too, because I'm like, well, how do you know all the gay guys are on? Okay, Cupid? because you only have the gay guys that show it. So maybe it's a thing where like shorter guys...

Are there gay guys on OKCupid? Well, yes. Are they like not like there's just like normal gays going okay cupid? Yeah, they used all the ads. Like the non-deviant gays? Yeah, I mean, they have grinders for the late night meetups and then okay cupids for, I don't know, the gay that you bring your parents to. Oh, okay.

I think they're on all the apps, you know what I mean? Which would be, that would be an app idea, by the way, if you just took, had one app that downloaded all the apps and ran them all together. Yeah, that's not that. A curator app. I'm getting ahead of myself, though. So basically they took 40,000 dudes, and then they had whether they're gay straight or by. And then they had their heights, and they did a thing.

And then so basically, it was, if the guys are shorter, they're a little gay. But then it gets to 6-2. And then that's the peak. And then at, like, 6-8, 6-9, they start getting gay again. Interesting. Some of the hypothesis is- A lot of D-L guys in the NBA, obviously, that's picked on this. Right.

And I think there is a bit of, like, maybe there's, something to be said about... Maybe you need to break it down by race. No, I think they're like the guys are so so much testosterone that it fucking makes them all skewy at that height. Or the air up there, there's something... The air up there is a little fruitier.

That's gay air up there. So anyways, yeah, they did the whole study and then I got in the bottom of it. This is the science I approve of by the way. Right, right, but I was doing the science because I was actually doing the work. You're going to get like in the like giving an acknowledgement to the

study. Ryan Long actually did his own. Well, it's not that hard of math, right? They have the 40,000 dudes, men, and I want to be with them. And anyways, we can move on for that because there was chaos at me and Danny's university. Oh, my God. And it was-

I used to live there, like that exact area. Right. Yeah, Chancellor's Way. Yes, yes, yes. That was Chancellor's Way. Yeah, yeah. So I was like the first first person to live there when they opened. I can't believe it's still up.

Still cooking. Because when we moved in, you're like, this is pretty shoddy. building. It was really shoddily built. It was put up like really quickly and you're like, yeah, this place is not going to last. So it's shocked to see it still up. And basically, it was a national news story

that they had this like homecoming party and it just... Do you remember there being homecomings like that? Yeah, because of the agriculture students. And people were trashing it. Queens had the big... Queens is the big one. I don't remember there being like some crazy fucking or homecoming like blowout.

No, I don't remember a blowout like that. No, that's a new thing. It was actually bringing me back to watch. You would have been the guy just chucking in stones. As I was watching. Blindly chucking rocks. And then they were, it was the cops were,

you know, throwing the like gas cans at the kids. Oh yeah, yeah, it was a real fucking scene. But it was sort of happy, because you hear all the articles about how Gen Z's gay

and they don't have sex and their pussies. Yeah, kind of. For short. Every article is like, short and gay. The gay is super tall and gay. The gay is,

The gayest generation in history. Kind of. I was doing a joke where I was just kind of like, yeah, the newscaster was like getting ahead. It was like, Gen Z's never done this. They never get sucked off. Is Gen Z failing to get sucked off? That's kind of what they're saying. And that's what they said.

And we have some articles that kind of like that later. Is this how they're kind of expending that energy? Well, I'm going the other way where it was interesting to see, no, they're still getting down. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, these were bros. And one thing people don't realize about Guelph when they were like, someone was commenting on the thing,

they were like, oh, mid girls or whatever. It's 70% women, that's cool. Yeah. So it's a, you don't even have to go into women's studies to get pussy. You know what I mean? Uh, no.

I was kind of thinking that the other day where I know 4,000 women with psychology degrees and I don't know a single psychologist. Um, that's a good point. I'm sure some of them have other jobs. But anyways, other schools, you know,

people have the life hack where they try to be a commie at, uh, you know, in women's studies class to try. Guelph was just like, it was a, you know, nonstop. However, when I watched it, that was what I was thinking. I was like, if I went to school at this time, I would have been waking up that morning was

so much regret. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and there was the DJ. Do you see the DJ? He was just like, not my DJ equipment. You're ruining my DJ equipment. I remember waking up at Guelph University and just waking up and being like, yeah, I'm fucked.

And then having like the summons to. my email where I had to go to the thing and they kicked me out of residence. But I also, but that's a private thing. I don't think you get kicked out of those places. Those aren't residents. No, no, this is after school. But you can get, you can still. Oh, yeah, yeah, people are getting hauled into the crusty old dean's office.

Yeah, fuck that guy. I remember, I remember specifically, though. I probably told you this, but there was a, after I got kicked out of residence, I was at some chick's house on residence and then word got out that I was in the unit. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then basically, you were trespassed. I was, you'd been. Trust passing.

From the south from the south. It was south residents. They sent the school. The jail. It's built like a jail. It's built exactly like a jail. Yeah, like a prison, like a modern prison.

And they had a whole goon squad and they sent them out and then they knocked on the girl's door. And then I was like, don't tell them I'm here. And I like hid in the closet area. You're familiar? And then some in. And then the cops came to the door and there was like two cops or I think it was

just two cops and they were just like, apparently you're harboring. And then she was like, no, I don't know. is and she goes they're like listen this can go one of two ways you can give up the fugitive you're harbiting or option two is you're going to be in a lot of trouble too and then she just looked over me with like tears in her eyes and I go all right you got me like and no what's the guy from the jinks oh yeah durst and I finally take my wig off I go yeah got me yeah you did it Ryan they know that's kind of making me laugh the idea of waking up when you're younger um like waking up hung over when you're younger is you waking up and being like,

all right, yeah, probably call you a cab. Waking up when you're older, you're like, all right, I'll probably call you in a cab. You live here. We're married. What? You tell me we have kids together? Oh, fuck.

This is that Mr. Show sketch with you guys. It's like, my life. What happened? Right, right. So, yeah, it's the opposite. Okay, so, oh, also I have one more theory about that for you. Okay. So I've been sort of talking about this idea that like 40 is the age where it's sort of there's

sort of a liberation and maybe some for some people that be 35 but there's a liberation to 40 and that it's kind of like what you're doing is what you're doing. Yeah. Where I feel like third I've said 30s can be like early 30s can be like a hard time for dudes a lot of time because they're like, fuck, should I change this? Should I? Am I doing anything? Yeah.

Is it all wrong? Mm-hmm. So it's the, your age is the amount of minutes that you are into a, movie and it was like because if you if you're thinking about like you're 17 you're not going to walk out at 40 40 you're just like that would be crazy you're like halfway through the movie you're like a pot committed you basically say you're pa committed yeah yeah whatever decisions you made but it's liberating like if you're watching a crappy movie at like the 2030 minute mark you start being like okay we got to make a decision here like I'm what are our other options maybe I could

do this well we can still catch the other film like if we leave now we still might be able to catch this one. Like, are we going to, and then you're like, it's already 1230. Are we going to start another move? You know, and then at 40, you're just like, we're watching this piece of shit. Yeah, we're watching a bad movie. That's the like, your life is the bad movie in this context. And by the way, once you lean into it, it's not so bad.

You go, maybe I'm an accountant. You know what I mean? Sure. Fine. I'm an assistant at an accountant office. So what? Mm-hmm. But you start being like, should I, maybe I'm a, shouldn't have been a counter.

Maybe I'm an entrepreneur. Yeah. And you're not an entrepreneur. sometimes you could be this is the stress that gets you when you're 30 the Danny in the back of your head being like maybe you are gonna run the country

That is actually funny you say that Because sometimes I see like all the stuff going on in Canada I'm like man I have this odd urge to I'll never do it But just like man I feel like I could be in politics in Canada

It's such a shit show And I'm just like man Is it really that hard like to just not fuck the whole country up. Just go back and be just like, hey, remember like 10 years ago? I'm just going to kind of do that. Yeah.

Or 15 years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, is this so hard to not ruin a whole country? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it that difficult? No, it's, it's the equivalent of you're working at a bank and then there's just like a leak in the back thing. And then everyone's just like, well, what if we, uh,

we hire 19 guards to put a camera there and then you're just like, has anyone tried to plug in it? Yeah. Like, and there's just like coins dripping out. Like in all the things. And the criminals just have their hats out. And you're just like, oh, what if we make the criminals work at the bank? Let's put a sheet over and over so we just don't see the criminals stealing.

Yeah, we all won't see them. Yeah, we all won't see them. Is that good? And you go, I don't see nothing. What if we keep our money at the other bank? And then every time anyone wants a deposit, we go over. Yeah. It's like, but I can hear them stealing it.

You go, what if we get earplugged for customers? Fucking put on some music and just, go. Right. And then your suggestion is just kind of coming in and being like, has anyone tried that? Yeah, has anybody tried this? Um, okay. So this is pretty big news. Yeah. But lethal injection is happening. There is a woman on death row. Yeah. And for the first time in history, we have a woman with an all female team slated for Tennessee's first woman's death row inmate in 200 years. We were supposed to. Unfortunately. She got, she got, not commuted, but they, she got a last, last minute stay. Well, then I brought these cakes for nothing. but wouldn't have been something, man, to watch an all-female squad.

They actually said it like that. There's an actual article. They're like, this is going to be a historic execution. First all-female execution squad. They couldn't make up their mind who's going to do it? Oh, yeah, yeah, that would be,

well, that, no, apparently, you're pushing the button? No, it was actually, you were supposed to push the button. No, I was supposed to push the button. You were supposed to push by it. They're going to catch. Yeah, they're fucking yelling at each other, just like,

fuck I'd rather be dead can a guy request an all-female execution thing because this is that would you fucking yeah he's just like I'm such a feminist they're like you murdered four prostitutes yeah and he's like well I'm a feminist now I've found God

found feminist God who's feminine guy and I'm I would like an all-female execution team also I want a Donald Duckett shirt on no pants I'm curious that this will set a precedent where you go, yeah, you can ask for that apparently. And I want them to be hot.

Yeah. I'd like to be beheaded and I'd like it all female, or a female beheader, please. Can one of them be chubby? But that was apparently part of it was that I think she was making a statement where she wouldn't choose her last meal. But the article essentially describes it as like, she couldn't decide what the last meal. I think, I mean, it was a smart. I can't decide.

Even for your final meal on Earth, you're just like, I don't know. Can't go for anything. You go, okay, well, how about Chinese? No, not that. Italian, no, not that. Why don't you pick? No, no, no. Burger, no, no, no.

You said you could go for anything, though. You literally said you could go for anything. And I just gave you three different suggestions that you've turned down. Clever. Can you suggest them to where? of the tits? Like a guy with the tits? Clever ploy, though.

What's the ploy? Well, because basically, she goes, I need an all, her deal was she's like, I need an all female execution squad because I don't trust men. Basically, I'm in this spot because I was like, she was like, basically said she was, you know, abused and like sexually assaulted and all this stuff. She's like, I don't trust men to kill me properly, even though they did the best. But. So good at killing.

Yeah, yeah. I mean, obviously. I mean, killing women, men are probably better at killing women. No question. But she's like, I don't trust them. And then she got her stay based off of her, essentially, like, all her history led her to the murder that she committed. Because she basically committed a pretty gruesome murder. She just, I think she was in high school and high school or college, but I think high school.

And she just won this girl she didn't like, she's like, I'm going to kill her today. She, like, told some of that. And then she went in the woods and just, like, brutally murdered her with her boyfriend at the time. And, but so she was like, yeah, men made me do this. So this is why I need an all-female execution squad. And then she got the stay. Wow. Yeah.

Now, again, it could be, in a year from now, they could be like, okay, we reviewed it. We're still executing you. And the women have had a year to prepare. We've sort of been living in a post-clancy world here. Yeah. Because all of the same arguments have been made for her. Like there's protest, I'll just read the thing, the Tennessee killer, first woman, sent a sentence.

to death in the state in 200 years. And there is an old school sort of protesting where you're just like, yeah, I'm against death row. But this is coming from, this, it really, all of the protesting isn't coming from a, you know, I'm against capital murder, capital punishment specifically.

It's all coming from like, no, no, this woman's a victim. Yeah, she's victim. Yeah, yeah. It's the same sort of Clancy thing. It's kind of deal. Yeah, yeah. I watch the Elaine Wernos doc and like, it's literally like, Eileen Wernos propaganda.

Yeah, yeah. Well, this is the same thing. It's just, it's just no woman can really truly be accountable for like heinous crimes because there's always a backstory. But then you're like, you can do that with a lot of people. No, that's what it is. She's like, I got a doctor's note for my allergies. What is it? Allergic to accountability. Essentially, she's just like, yeah, I can't be held accountable because I had a rough child. Because she was broken by a mental health system, juvenile system, criminal justice system, and ignored, misdiagnosed and mistreated her. Can we execute the system at least?

Yeah. Sounds like if we're not executing her. Fuck the system. I'm with them. Can I get a win? Sounds like we should have a bunch of women execute the system. Yeah. I mean, they've been trying. That's the judge comes up. Very interesting verdict we've come with.

We find the system guilty on all accounts. Yeah, dude. It's kind of bizarre because essentially, if you, what, What criminal doesn't have some version of that? Probably like half, maybe like 70%, where it's like I have some story. Because just, I mean, most people have like something they can point to. For sure. Yeah.

Like, yeah, my dad beat me. My axe, yeah. Whatever. There's a mill. Yeah, for sure. There's a million thing. I don't get how they pick who gets executed, though, to be honest. It seems very wishy-washy.

No, it's up to the prosecutor to essentially try them on that way. Or try them. I just know a lot of times they go, hey, if you do this, we'll take death penalty off the table. Right. And then also... She probably did her trial and lost the trial, but she probably had a deal to not be executed.

It's all the same as if I'm going to try you for manslaughter or like... In the first thing, they decide what they're actually trying the person for us. Because you see a lot of times where some guys like, yeah, killed five people. You're like, why didn't he get the death penalty? Yeah.

Well, part of it in that case might be like he told them where the bodies are. And they said, well, take death penalty off if you tell us where the bodies are, stuff like that, right? Demonstrators rally. against execution of Tennessee's first women in more than 200 years. And this is the kind of thing. If you're wondering what the Clancy ladies are up to.

You're right. They change it. They've moved on. And by the way, yeah, I was... Well, look, Clancy's coming back. I was thinking, in general, once you're protesting, I think, yeah, people have to... Did I tell you this? That people off should have to give their 30 days notice to their last cause.

Like, if someone, if someone you know is, like, hey, I'm, like, against protesting this criminal right now. This is my new thing. You'd be like, you have to give Palestine 60 days notice. 60 days notice. But what happens if that? flares up again. Can you? Can you Can you Costanza and come back like you never quit?

Right. Like how does that work? Yeah, you never throw your marriage. Because stuff has lulls, right? You're like, what if you're like, oh, we were like, they were successful, I guess. They just chalked up a win here. It depends case by case. Because if you're like Palestine, you're like, well, there's nothing going on and be like, yeah, right. Yeah. That's what I was kind of thinking, I've, I've had that thing where I've been saying that like in 20 years we're going to be explaining to kids like, you know, when I was a kid, I used to have to fire a porn hub to Jackoff. We didn't have the robots strapping us to a milking bed and take us for our seed against our will,

but also we're going to be like getting the news. And we used to have to pull up the news. We didn't get it implanted into our head against our will. Oh, I'm getting a reading here. Palestine, Israel, still going. Oh, yeah, yeah. That one's never going to end. Right.

So you don't have a good excuse. If your thing's Palestine, you don't have a good excuse to be like there was a lull. There's never a lull. There's never a lull. Well, there's like, there's ebbs and flows. you know, there's flare-ups. Sure. It's like a herpes situation.

You're allowed to switch, but if you do switch, you have to give 60 days again. Yeah, that's fine. So you can't be right- 60 days of the previous cause. You can't have double-cause it. And it's not just for causes. This is like if your buddy becomes Christian and his whole thing is I'm Christian now, Russell Brand style.

Yeah. 60 days before you start to be able to talk about it. Oh, before you can even talk about it. Yeah, before you can talk about it. That I like. But you can stay on your old one. No baptizing people for 60 days. I think, yeah, I might even go longer on that.

But essentially, you have to give your notice to your old cause. Everyone gets one. Yeah. So I'm a climate person. If Greta Thurnberg's like on Palestine now, it's like, yeah, okay. Well, I mean, in January, that'll be fun for you. But you still have 60 days on the clock for climate. Yeah, 60 days on the clock for climate.

Just to maybe see. Like if you want to remove activist flag from your Twitter bio, it's like, yeah, you can do that. But like you're with Ukraine for 60 days. It's like if you try and change your username. on like Twitter like it still locks it for a minute while they yeah so that's what that's what i think they should have to happen but what christopike did was monstrous but she's not a monster and it's both important for people to understand what got her to the place that allowed her to do that so sort of like they've forgotten what like the whole point of this thing is because okay if i

killed like five of your kids right and they go that a big part of what justice is is that you've receive justice. And they're like, well, but yeah, she's actually not that bad. And she just did that. And you go, yeah, but there's another part of this equation of why this happens. Correct. And there's that, like, it's a, and you're just treating women like pit bulls, basically. She had a bad owner.

Shouldn't put her down. She had a bad owner. You go, okay. Well, we're still going to put her down. Great point, Daniel. Yeah. That's, that's kind of, that's a really good analogy. Yeah.

They're just, they're just pit bulls. She had a bad owner last time. owner and you know her owner kind of treated her bad so yeah and you're kind of like that's why she ate that fucking yeah but she still did eat a bunch of kids faces so probably probably don't put her on the street yeah maybe we just have

to put her down as just kind of for the societal good yeah and they go well no it doesn't work that way but then again I'm sort of against capital punishment on an aggregate but you go this is not really about that because it's well you could you could replace any other punishment and we'd still be having the same conversation yeah which is

whether she's culpable for Yeah, yeah, she's definitely And look, the only, you know, she's not like, let me out, she's just like, let me just have life without parole, which I'm fine with. I think there's some people that that's how it starts. And then within five days you have a lot of people being like, actually none of this is her fault.

Let her out. I have a podcast owner to appear on. Others argue Pike, who was 18 when she committed the crime, was held to a harsher standard that men at the same age who have committed similar crimes in Tennessee. Now that's the balls on these people to be making that argument where they go, I mean, you can look up any study in the world and you're just like, yeah, no, it's men get stiffer sentences. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

I don't, uh, I mean, that's one of the craziest arguments I mean, this is just the one instance where a woman got a similar sentence for men, like as a man and they're just like, what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they can't comprehend that you're like, yeah, we're treating you like a guy here. I mean, that's one of the craziest arguments I've ever heard where they're just like, fucking women getting stiffer sentences in court. Yeah, you're like, what has women not committed a heinous crime in Tennessee in 200 years? Really? There hasn't been one. and a female committed heinous crime in 200 years.

And then that's the shot. This is a chaser. This is a woman's issue, man said. And if there are women that are not thinking this is problematic, then we need to be looking at this through another lens. So she's sort of coming at this being like, this is 100% a woman's thing. And then on top of that, if you're a woman that doesn't realize that,

you're going to have to fucking come through meaning. Sure. Because once it's their issue, it has to be everyone's issue. It doesn't stop there. Yeah, it's the whole gender. Even like, you know, it's kind of, I mean, it doesn't even need to be argued because everyone knows that you're just like, yeah, if like a man does something, it's going to get a stiffer sentences because they're less sympathetic for the jury, duh.

We've went through that stat a bunch of times. Yeah. But it is interesting. Like even, even think about the way, think about like the way that a man will be treated versus women by like people will be just like, yeah, you're going to be in jail. It'll be someone's boyfriend. Of course. Like, essentially it's like a big joke or it's like, yeah, you're going to be fucking raped.

Like, do you think anyone would say that to like, all the way? Elizabeth Holmes being like, yeah, you're going to fucking get raped. Enjoy getting raped in prison. You know what I mean? Yeah. Whereas it's sort of accepted that she's like, yeah, that's part of the deal. It's like, like Martin Screlly, how many people you think said that to him? Oh, of course.

That was quite a common refrain. Right. Even the most like progressive person like accepts being like, yeah, obviously I'm super against that. It's part of the punishment. Like in their mind, you go, yeah, obviously that's part of it. Yeah, you go to jail, you get raped a bunch constantly until you just commit suicide. I think Kurt Metzger used to have a job.

Yeah. where he was like, we do not do our jobs. You're going to, you will be assaulted. We do not do our jobs. They don't. Can't protect that booty hole. Also another topic of protesters. It is kind of, I kind of, one of the things that's sort of making me laugh lately

is a lot of the people that I know that are kind of like, maybe the biggest pussies are like the most like revolution people now. And obviously we talked about that in the context of like, even think about like the COVID conscious lesbian bar all that sort of shit, right? Yeah. Like you're, the most revolution people are the biggest pussy's,

but you're like, even on a personal level, you sort of, there's all these, like when Luigi Mangiani was died, like there's a lot of people being like, you know, that's the game,

sometimes blood's got to be shed. And you're just like, dude, if a guy slapped your ass, you'd say sorry to him. Oh, yeah. If a guy slapped your girlfriend's ass, you'd be like,

oh, I'm sorry, we should get out of here. Yeah, yeah, you're non-confrontational in person. The least confrontation, but the, live by the sword, die by the sword. It's just, it is funny that the revolution's being done, like,

essentially by, like, a video game. Ava die of online. Yeah, that is kind of, uh, I don't know, people are generally, pussies. You can't just not become a pussy. Yes. Yeah. But the, uh, anyway, she is, as of now, it's, uh, she's taken there, they have another, they're postponing it for a year. That's what you said. I don't know the amount of time that they're postponing it for, but they just gave her, they gave her, like the, you know, an hour before these women were about to botched that execution they gave an hour stay. Okay. Yeah, maybe they didn't have the women ready. That was breaking news

right before we started. Yeah, yeah, I'm curious if they had the women like ready to go. Because she said that if she wasn't going to get, uh, if she couldn't get an all women squad, then she wanted to be hanged instead. Yeah, she goes, if you can't get a bunch of chicks to lethal inject me, then I guess you can get a dude to hang me. What would you choose? I think I'd want the lethal injection.

I know that hanging breaks your neck. These injection sometimes hurts, though. I don't, I don't know why don't put them asleep first. I don't think hanging is like awesome. No, but firing squad's nice. Firing squad could be good. Yeah, definitely don't want chicks doing firing squad. I don't care who the fuck you get. Just one in the dick.

No, it would be like four in the dick. I mean, the thing with firing squad is there's only one live live bullet. So you need like them all to be expert marksman. Yeah, yeah. Right? Because I guess I think all, most of them are blanks except for one. So nobody knows who actually. Yeah, yeah. that's the thing. So it's like if the person botched, they must have botched some of those in the past.

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I think it was originally Washington Post. It said, cutting off your parents isn't the answer. It's good. Yeah, yeah. It's good someone saying it. I mean, literally the last 50 articles were you have to cut off your parents because of their politics now. Yeah, of course.

That was, that was, we had fucking eight years of like, you're right to cut your parents off. You have to. You have to. Yeah, yeah. You don't want a weird, awkward moment at Thanksgiving. But it's what it's, it's, it's, you're almost realizing now or it's like, how do you not just look at it and just go,

all of your stuff was wrong, okay? Yeah. Stop it. You just go, just stop it, okay? It's your, it's like your friend that just has like every one of his ideas to fix, uh, he has a son and he goes, oh, if I beat him more, maybe that'll make him better. And you go, just all of your ideas have not worked out. Just do what everybody else does.

Just do what's normal. And they go, for many years, family members often felt they needed to stay connected no matter what problems existed today. Some adults believe relationships should continue only if they feel healthy, respectful, and supportive. Now, for starters, you're just like, if you are a reasonable person and you go, listen, my mom's so fucking nuts and I'm like pretty reasonable, then. But you go, that's not the case 99% of the time.

No, this is you're disagreeing over the president of the United States. Yes, yes, yes. Or some of it's like they don't, they're not. completely indulging you or it's like I need uh what's the enabling you yeah where you go this is the the it was the last 10 years

of just like nothing I've ever done is wrong ever sort of yeah and politics are just like life or death and politics or yeah well here's some of the the articles buzzfeed why I cut off my mega parents salon going no contact with my mega parents

crucial self care and the unraveling of America simple psychology going no contact with parents scary mommy cutting off my toxic family member was the best gift to myself psych central going no contact with my parents

what to expect and more what to expect and more it's mostly just you're not talking to your parents you don't talk to them that's most of it CPTSD foundation so a lot of these are from like

actual psychology places yeah tips for going no five tips to cut off your mom what tips do you need tips and tricks to cut off your mom just like one thing there. Tip one, delete her number. Yeah, block her on social media. Tips for going no contact. 2002. Annabelle Psychology cutting off ties to your parents. Two thousand twenty three,

Oprah Daly. You're allowed to cut ties with a toxic parent. 2023. Mama Mia. It's been one year since I cut off my narcissistic mom. Wish I'd done it sooner. Now, when you look at this, you're just like, yes, if in the odd case where that has to happen. Yeah, like some people have legitimately like insane parents who were like junkies and like nuts and you're like sure they're certainly over actual destructive behaviors yes but like just disagreeing about stuff now because this was all about making people a soldier for the cause yeah of course yeah and what if you're making people be a cult member and a soldier for the cause what's number one you got to isolate them from their friends and family that are for the cause is that what they call it i think yeah i think that's the term

they just cut them off cut off all contact well yes if if you're with a chick and you're just like yeah, she's not listening to every single thing I'm doing. You're just like, first of all, mom's done. First of all, yeah, then pesky friends are done. And that's, yeah, I mean, that is the classic cult thing where everybody is like, you're in a cult. And you go, okay, well, let's cut out all these people who keep saying you're in a cult, because we're going to keep you in the call.

But that was the 10 years of it. And it's interesting to kind of look back when all the mainstream publications are sort of backing up on all their things. And you're like, we didn't mean to fund the police. And you're just like, okay, do you mean to fund ICE and that you're saying now? you go, well, yes. Do you mean all the things you're saying to fun now? You go, yes, you go, that one was actually sort of, and you, yeah.

So, but they're sort of coming back being like, maybe like cutting off everyone. And, okay, maybe not every single person in your life was the move. Yeah, you're going to probably regret that. I mean, the main thing is, like, if you have a crazy mother, like, or father or whatever, like, they're going to remain crazy past the election cycle, whereas there will be a new president and you're going to be like, all right, well, I'm a fucking asshole. like everything is fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The world is not on fire, and there's a new president who's like, I support and... It is interesting watching people walk back. Did you see Scott Galloway? With the stock thing? I've never been a Galloway fan.

That's insane. So, yeah, Scott Galloway. He's like a business guy, right? Yeah, he's like, I think he's like an NYU professor. Imagine being in his life. Oh, right. He's a professor, but he also made a lot of money from his books and he runs some businesses.

Yeah. Yeah, he's got cash, right? He got lots of money. And then he posted, not posted, he was, like, doing a podcast, and he's talking about when Trump got election, like, when Trump got elected, like he was even admits he was a little emotional. And he goes, he sold his entire stock portfolio and lost 40. So basically, he sold everything, paid capital gains on everything.

And then everything went up and he bought back in. You go, this is something that I would expect from, like, my dumbest friend. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Like, somebody who has no idea about anything. Like some super liberal. who like inherited money and you go Trump's the president. I'm fucking not participating in the economy any longer. Yeah this

would be a chick would say this. You know obviously Trump's in. We're fucked. I'm going to sell everything. I go take a breath like don't that's crazy. That is that is pretty. Yeah I guess that's the first he kind of talked about that. I didn't know. I mean I think other people said this too but that was my first thought when I saw it I go I would have I would never

tell anyone that. Never. That's you take that to the fucking gray. That's like the most embarrassing thing I've ever heard. Specifically to be like because of the you know and I guess in his mind he's like yeah this is going to be such a like like I guess he thought at the time he was slick

where he was kind of like oh this Trump presidency this is the top imagine how much money on it. This is like a long term top and I'm going to buy back everything lower but you're like when you factor in the amount of capital gains taxes you have to pay because you're obviously sitting on like 25 years You spent your entire life compounding

and now you just like destroy it all like the amount that it would have to You know? Yeah, it would have to, like, the market would just have to be cut in half and then you would have to have the timing

to buy back then. And you're like, idiotic. Yeah, you go, what was your best case scenario? You go, well, obviously everything goes to zero

and then we're all dead. Then you go, you're still not better off even in your worst case scenario. In that case, yeah, yeah, I guess he was like, yeah, it's just, Trump's going to just ruin everything,

which is pretty dumb. Yeah, that one is... I couldn't believe what I was... I can't believe he admitted it. Because how could you ever present yourself as a smart guy?

Correct. When you're just like listen, you know, you should listen to what I say. Also, I'm like, I'm making the financial decisions of like a, also has there never been a bad president before? Like, look at whoever is the worst like economic president. I don't know, like Jimmy Carter or something. Has there ever been a time that would have been the move? Correct.

Never. That would have never been a move. You're like four years later. In a hundred years that never once. 10 years later you were fine. Five years later you were fine. That's probably, no, there's never been a point. Yeah, that was.

I mean, it's literally the stock market is just a 45 degree line up. I couldn't believe what I was seeing in with that. Yeah, yeah. But there's, you know, it's, and all those people like that. Oh, so many people probably fucking watch CNN. They're just like, wish I did that. Yeah. I had the balls to do that.

Yeah, maybe he announced it because he's like, at the time, he didn't do that and keep it to himself, right? Yeah. Like, you're, these things where you're like, why you take it to the grave. It's like, take it to the grave. He was bragging. Yeah, he's bragging about it. Oh, yeah, the day after the election, he's probably like, sold it all. Went straight to cash and joy being.

Poor losers. Enjoy the ride down. Dude, he must have been glued to that television every day. That's an idiotic move. Never sell. I would take that to the grave if I did anything like that. And I've never done anything like that. And even when I was like so hasty and making crazy things, I've never done anything that crazy,

take your entire net worth at like 45 years old. And it's like so crazy. Probably he was older than that, I would think. maybe he was in his 40s. Yeah, but also, you're like, I teach finance at NYU.

You're like, I'm a finance teacher. There's one thing for some dude to be like, yeah, I'm like a, fucking work in construction. Yeah. Panicked and did something stupid.

And you go, okay, well, it's not what you do for a living. I'm an expert at economics. Yeah, you're not an expert in this field. Like, that is a way, way different thing. This is the equivalent of, you know,

like a doctor being like how my knee was hurting, so I amputated it. Then I just test results came back in and it was actually kind of fine. Yeah, it was just kind of light arthritis. Yeah, so there's a lot of that kind of walking it back, but this thing where... That guy still hates Trump. I think he was... I can't imagine. He must hate him even more.

Yeah, he must probably hate him even more. It cost me so much fucking money. But even, okay, so if you think about all the stuff they were pushing with the, like everyone should cut off their parents, everything was... Their dicks. Everyone... cut off your parents, your dicks. You know, just all the stuff.

Well, it was all basically be a soldier, right? Yeah. Like, that was the main pitch to be a soldier, but... This is how we're going to win is you cut your parents off. So they understand the gravity of the situation. Voting has... This is literally like voting has consequences. So let your parents know that voting for a Republican president.

One of the two options... Yeah. Was... And it wasn't just that. It would be things like, you know, I'm, it was all kind of back to that old guidance counselor mentality where it was just like, you know, I wanted to, uh, you know, I'm thinking about quitting my job and I want to be a drug addict and I want to be all this normal. And your parents are like, okay, maybe think about it.

And they're just like, are you fucking get rid of her. Yeah. What are you fucking get doing? Get rid of her. Just go for it. Just go for it. Yeah. Yeah. So, and again, of course some parents, you're just like, yeah, that's so crazy. It's like, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But even then you're just like, just freaking talk to them. once a year. He don't have to make it. Yeah, I mean, there are like, you know, you hear of those stories where someone's like, yeah, when I was 18, my fucking deadbeat dad, like, took out all these loans in my name.

Oh, yeah. My credit shot for the rest of my life and I owe all this money. You go, yeah, it might be reasonable. Yeah. You know, like someone who you're like, yeah, my dad fucked me over pretty badly. Yeah, it ruined my life. Yeah. And you're like, okay, maybe.

But just, yeah, they voted for the party. I don't support. My favorite one in all, this was always the strong. woman content, which still exists, which was in this vein of, like, who to cut off and all that sort of stuff. And it was, there's all these women on TikTok being like, I was at my boyfriend's family's house. And then they said that, you know, they're into Jesus and they don't support gay marriage. So I fucking got in my, my mother-in-law's face and screamed out of, flipped the table. And they're, like, doing a video in their car being like, and now no one fucks with me because

actually you need to put your foot down. And I'm just like, imagine a dude, imagine you just been like went to my in-laws and started screaming at her dad. Breaking shit. And then you go, yeah, I'll tell you what wouldn't happen is me posting a video after about how can you believe them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like in support. I can follow everybody.

I'm a strong fucking yell that my in-laws. Strong man. Strong man. Strong man. I guess my in-laws don't want to deal with a strong man. Hey, man. Danny Poloshak, a strong man. We're just watching women kind of figure out.

my mother-in-law's face. Yeah. Yeah. The internet is, I almost, like, the way that women deal with the internet, you almost feel like they got it later, like how Canada got everything later.

You know what I mean? Like, you know, like, like, right now, like, Backstreet Boys is like the biggest song in Afghanistan. Like, everything's just, like, on a delay. Quebec's 10 years behind always. You know, like, that kind of thing

where just like everything, they got a little, like, it feels, it does feel like women got the internet later. Right. They're, because they take every, I, Listen, there is something to be said about the guys that, you know,

there's plenty of dudes that, you know, became all out alpha males. There's plenty of dudes that got into drop shipping and, you know, lost a lot of money. There's plenty of, so there is dude versions of this. They just aren't, there's something different. Generally, the dude versions. Self-destructive in a different way. It's more like financially self-destructive versus, like, relationship, self-destructive. Yeah, and there, I guess all of them.

thing is like we talk about this Lindsay Clancy thing but like there's thousands of men right now who are just like married to some chick who's like that's her huge supporter fucking thing it's just non-stop you're like what are we doing this weekend and you're like what do you mean what we're doing we're going to the fucking march the Lindsay Clancy March yeah yeah I don't want to do that we're fucking going yeah and you're paying you're paying for it strong women content is the best though. You know, another point is so

that, you know, people will talk about like how women don't want to be, you know, no woman wants to be a stay at home mother was like a big part of that. Yeah. Which, you know, of course, a lot of women don't, but which is fine. I mean, a lot of them secretly do. Now, well, I think a lot of them are coming back around, but then

I was kind of thinking about it and you go, well, no woman wants to be like a mother. And you're just like, well, yeah, because they spent 20 years telling the lie that it's the hardest job in the world. Right. Like, you know what I mean? I have to do.

Like, if you're there and everything you turns on, they go, it's basically harder than doing the worst construction job. My buddy who will go unnamed in Canada has two kids. Stayed home dad? No, no, no. He works.

But he works, well, I probably shouldn't even say this, but, he was basically like, I was talking to him and he says, you know, his wife's a stay-at-home wife.

And, uh, and he was like working you know he was away working and then he you know they had to like swap or whatever and he had to take care of the kids he's like sick it's not that bad yeah it's like it's like she is constantly like this you don't understand this is the fucking hardest thing in the world like is you have no idea what's going on in the house and then he's like back but that was the sales pitch because and by the way it was kind of the perfect scam where you're just like it's sort of you know it's probably not as hard as she's saying,

but you're like, okay, I guess we got a fair deal. It's like, my job's pretty hard. She seems to think this is like so hard. I'm like, maybe it's maybe there's parts I'm missing. Yeah, you know what I mean? But other people are listening. So, you know, all these women started kind of preaching the gospel of that. It's just like, you don't, buddy, you have no idea how hard this is.

By the way. But if you're a 17 year old girl being like, what I'm going to do, you go, well, I'm obviously not doing the hardest job in the world. Look, again, this is a normal thing, just to be clear. Even though you can pay someone $20,000 to do it for you. Yeah, but you're like anybody who has, you know, probably if you have, uh, like, if you have employees, they're going to make it seem like they're working harder. Yes.

And their job is harder because obviously no employee wants to be like, yeah, yeah, it's like I fucking get all my work done in the first 10 minutes of my on Monday. How's it going? Honestly, pretty chill to. Yeah, yeah, exactly, right? You go, you go, you go, give me a second, sir. Oh my God. It's another rough one.

Yeah, another rough one. man just trying to stay ahead of things you know keep my head above water that's what i'm trying to keep my head about of water and you're just like fucking playing candy crush when the boss walks away like like that's a that is a normal thing right you got to come home she's pulling out her hair course and you go what happened you go i mean we had a disaster today and you go what happened you go i didn't have olive oil fucking bacon and then i needed an ingredient didn't have the ingredient i went to four different stores

honestly you'll explain it you know you don't have to explain it to me I'm explaining it in every last detail so I have to go over there then I had to go over there you know I mean even like my wife and you go hey you're gonna have to take her to soccer practice today you go I mean I don't yeah I don't I don't even say anything about it anymore but like sometimes I'll come home with my wife's like yeah I was like she goes cleaning for four hours does it look good I go yeah it looks like you clean for 20 minutes but sure She's like, I was cleaning all night That's a good way to get fucking

Yeah, she goes, I was cleaning all night How's the look? I go, looks great I bet on my mind I'm like, yeah, those 20 minutes to work What was it? I mean, our cleaning lady doesn't clean for four hours

And she does way more than this So that's what you do Is I put on the white glove And I run it everywhere And then I go, what's this then? Yeah, yeah, what's... Interesting. Care to explain?

Yeah, I just run it along everything And then I go I put on like my fucking Grandma Jewel Woolers loop. Let me go inspect the baseboards. Put your head in the toilet. Nah, that's not clean enough.

That's not four hours of work. But I think that is normal. That is a normal human thing. Just be like, yeah, right. And someone's got to do it, and that's a fine setup. And if the job's getting done, that's back to the work thing. If the job is getting done, you go, yeah, I don't care however much you want to pretend how hard this is.

As long as it's getting done, then it's fine. And, you know, obviously different people, like, would consider it differently. but if you had like the biggest media campaign in history to convince you that the hardest job in the world is being a secretary. Are you telling me after, you know, 10 years of that? You'd be like the amount of people, like it's fucking impossible to find a secretary. Right. Like no, every time I put it in, no one wants to apply. You're like, you're the pay's bad.

Like if every article was like, you have no idea. It's the worst paying job. It's the hardest thing. No one knows how hard it is. Yeah. I mean, they kind of do that with the oil patch And the oil patch That seems to work out fine

Like people working like you know Yeah, but they say that you get so much money You get so much money Yeah, yeah Whereas stay at home mothers make the zero Right, that's when they started coming up With these articles where they're like I had to itemize things And make you know, I made my husband's lunch

And I charged them all this stuff But if I was 15 And I'm like you know Going into college and you're thinking about what you're going to do And someone wants to get married and you're just like Oh maybe you know I'll work and you stay with the kid And it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're going to put me in the salt mine?

Are you fucking, you think I haven't seen the article? I mean, the worst. The worst job in the history of the world. The absolute worst scenario you can be in is when you have like, you know, maybe a few kids. And your wife is ideological. So she's like, no, I'm going to work. And you're like, you make less than what it costs for daycare. Yeah, I know.

And then you're like, no, this is actually. That's a tough one. We're worse off and you wouldn't have to work. But she, you can. That math is very painful. But then she's like, no, I have to work. What am I just a stay-at-home mother? And you go, we'd be better off.

New York makes that math very difficult because, like, if someone makes like 80 grand a year, they're really down to like 55. Oh, dude, it's childcareers, I think. And then if you add, like, transportation and stuff like that, you're down to, like, 45. So it's like, you know, if you spend, like, 38, you're just like, you're kind of working for seven grand a year. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, like, not much. And you could be, again, the math fucks your head out.

value of being like, yo, you get to like spend all your time with our kids. You're like, that's... No, I know, I know multiple dudes that are doing it. Yeah, and you're like, that's... It's like the woman made more and they're just like, I'll stay home. And the guys are probably... Those guys are probably like, oh my God. You cannot fucking believe the hell I've been through today.

For sure. I would too. You didn't do the laundry? You guys, fucking machines not working. But what you actually do is just unplugged it so you go play Xbox. of course yeah dude there's no way i wouldn't do anything like you see you're pulling you see you're like pull into the driveway you grab some fucking like fudge just like put it on your face mess up your hair and shit yeah exactly

fucking black eye you go huh put into the fucking trenches today let me tell you how is work how was your cushy office job i've had multiple men be like buddy it's the best kept secret of the world and they but it was it was a best kept secret. It was one of those things where I kind of said this about abortion before, where I was just like, the best kept secret abortion. Guys,

let me tell you about this fucking, you have heard about this abortion thing? Holy shit, solution to all your problems. Really flying under the radar, this abortion. That came out weird, but the point is similar because when I said that the time when you know

it was, it was going to be problematic is when women's started shouting their abortions, right? Because they're just like, you know, they're like, when do you think the tide shipped on that? They're blowing up your spot. They kind of blew up the spot. It's like when a fucking underground restaurant

gets like put on some big influences page, or I was like, fuck, but for abortion. Would you not agree that a lot of the world runs on the contract of like, you're doing something that I don't, that I don't want you to do? You have to at least be like, I know, I should have.

have done that right yeah and that has a little shame have a little bit of shame yeah so as soon as i agree on the the the i remember the week i moved to brooklyn or like new york sorry and we were at some show what was the um the knitting factory remember that place the knitting it was like the hot spot and yeah yeah it was the spot for closed during covid but it was for probably like the 10 years before it was like the best comedy venue yeah it was basically closed right when we got there but i went to a show there and there was some girl doing stand-up. I was like, I wonder what, like, you know, let's just get a little look in a Brooklyn stand-up. And she's basically like, yeah, I got a fucking abortion recently.

And everybody's just like, is what they did do. Yeah, I was like, I got a little shame about it. Right. I don't know if it's applauseworthy. But would you not say that even in your normal life? Like, so many things are just like, okay, like, it was annoying. But like, I'm so, hey, I'm so, like, you just want, people just want you to be like, yeah, I know.

Like even the guys knew that When they probably used to leave their family For another city they'd just be like Yeah Great about it Like when you get divorced No one wants you to be like Woo you have to be like

It's tough You know how is it? Yeah of course Yeah exactly Yeah that's tough Yeah And not just like a fucking Right so

There's a You know I'll tell you an example For a perfect example If you have a if you're like a dude Around our age Everyone you know Most of people are in relationships

Or they're married or whatever And then someone become single and they're out on the seam smashing every night, they have to bring a little bit of like, yeah, it's a little lonely out here. You know, they can't just be like, it's the best. It's just a bad look. It's rude. Yeah, yeah, it's a bad look.

I agree. You go, so if they really disagree with this, the deal is with the abortion where they go, you can get them, but you should be sell them and you have to come with like, yeah, it's a tough situation, you know. It's like the tech guys who do the, they sell their company for. for fucking $8 billion, you go, I've never been so bored.

Right, right, right, right. You have, you know, this is all fun and games. It's the most bored I've ever been in my life. And the world works on that purpose. Yeah. Of people sort of doing something

and instead of rubbing it in your faces, they act a little bit like, yeah. Yeah, they find the downsides. They promote the downsides. You go, you know, pros and cons, you know. Pros and cons of selling you're getting an $8 billion exit,

you know. not all fun in games. I'm gonna fucking two weeks on the beach in Mexico and I'm just like, what am I doing? What am I doing? Am I a beach guy now for the rest of my life? Seems drag. Right.

So so much of the world works on that. And the stay-at-home mom was also that because the stay-at-home mom was like a good deal, but you have to act like, you know, tough out on these trenches. These are, you know, they're crazy. They're all Mark Simpson. Yes. And then once that sort of got removed, being like, actually, it's fucking, you know.

Awesome. Well, that's the dudes. The dudes are kind of like, but they know. Yeah, dudes know not to, yeah, yeah. They'll never in. No, I mean, I can't imagine there's a lot of guys making TikToks being like, fucking living the good life over here. No, the guys are doing the opposite. They're saying this, once you get a couple beers in them, they're just like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, in private. But if they're making TikToks, like the comments are, I'll just like delete, please delete. elite. Yeah, yes. Boys Factor makes chef-crafted, dietitian designed ready-to-eat-meals so you don't have to

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is just like he went to a campus and he's trying to get piss. Yeah. That's so I agree with that. And definitely he was doing speeches like this before. But I feel like it's turned to 11. Like he was almost leaning more into the black stuff. He was like, my brother's. Now he's just like...

Remember that guy? I can't remember the... We had a speech. on here that we watched there was a guy and he goes men women are better at this than men women are better at this than man but that's kind of what Obama speech is here even when I was president I sometimes fantasized about if you put women in charge of every government for like two years and then just kind of saw all right how how are things going I have a strong belief that things would, they wouldn't be perfect.

But they'd be better. And the crowd shooter. You didn't even have a female vice president. Why didn't you have a female vice president? So funny saying it's doing it when I'm president. He was like, when I was the most important, powerful man in the world, I was thinking, you know, what would be better? Honestly, anyone else. Yeah, this show should be done by a woman.

And you go, well, I mean, I guess. Yeah, he's saying that like, I guess, all presidents of every country of the year? Yeah, every. Yeah. At the same time. Right, but it's, it's funny because, like, it does it not feel like he's on like a getting pussy tour? Kind of, yeah. Like, I wouldn't get in some DL.

He might be getting DL, but I feel like. Well, he could have an arrangement with Big Mike where they're kind of. B.S. Yeah, you know, he could have a, you know, come on. Come on. People, people, that's what they always say. They call my B.M. Baby Mama.

Baby Mama. Oh, yeah. Might be a... Yeah, but you can have an arrangement with her where they kind of just kind of, you know, in secret, getting it elsewhere? Yeah, I don't think so, though. It's possible.

I don't think you'd get away with it. The arrangement would only happen if he was getting dudes on the side. I don't think Obama could be smashing tank right now. He's got some fucking DOJ NDAs, like ironclad NDAs. Sure. You know, he's got the Secret Service fucking scoping everything out, bringing them in. It's a different era, though.

It is true. People, which again, and just like anything else, it sucks to be a politician in this era. Bill Clinton was probably the last like rinse you could get on the job. Yeah, that's why they had the fucking island. I wonder, was that the last like high-powered blow job history? Ah, no. Hell no. But like a real high up though.

By like a president or prime minister? No. I don't think so. France guys probably. They learned their lesson and they go, yeah, you know, you got to pick the right person probably. It's a choice game. The thing is, I don't recall exactly with Lewinsky, but you know, you give them, like, you get the fucking Beager and you're like, it's followed by a promotion. I don't think you keep him as an intern.

No, you owe her for life. That was the most expensive Bejew ever. Yeah. Like, you don't just be like, all right, go back to your intern job. You go, no, no. That's a, you get a promotion after that. There's, right. Because otherwise, you just gave her a bag of cost for exposing this.

Correct. But, yeah, it was funny to make that point because you're just like, you know, I'll go the other way. on a small thing where I've said, on average, a lot of times you'll find, like, a female employee could be even better than a man, right? And a lot of times, on average, you know? But in things like that, where you're just like, if they ran all the world, you're like,

well, unfortunately, the problem is a lot of times they seed ground to the psychopaths, and that's kind of what happened in the last 10 years. Yeah, I mean. People that are psychopaths, they know how to, like... Yeah, I mean, you can look to countries that are doing better. It would just be more communist, I guess, is what he's saying. Yeah, like Germany had a, Merkel.

for, I don't think it's going amazing in Germany. They had her for 10 years, I think. Yeah, there's plenty. There's plenty of versions of it. Yeah, there's plenty. And I'm sure there's countries that I can't think of. But that's straight up, like, I just came to campus. I'm the, you know, on the women's studies, instructors, assistant.

Yeah, yeah, I goes, hey, you know what I think. I think the whole world should be run by women. Yeah. Here's some pussy. Here's some pussy. Here's some pussy. Take a pussy leave. God, it's just glad that some man has the balls to say it, huh?

Yeah, thank you. A thing that will never happen, by the way, just like statistically impossible. The applause that he got. Every country in the world just happens to be all-female run. Yeah. It's one of those things you know, yeah, I can say it because it's literally impossible. That's what I'm saying. It feels to me like this is in the next five years you're going to be like me and,

you know, him and Michelle maybe can't split, though, because there's just too much dirt on each other. Yeah. There's too much dirt involved. And there's an element to just you keep, you keep it going, you know? I mean, there's people who are not powerful who are just like, yeah, we've got to keep the marriage going.

Yeah, but they don't have like crazy levels of dirt on each other. That too. That too. But there's probably some, unless it's super acrimonious, it's probably some other. That's a partnership of that. Yeah, it's like a fun business partnership.

Or you go, there's no benefit to either of us. So was Bill Gates and Melinda though, but that, you know? That's a good point. You would have thought. That was a good point.

Bill Gates and Melinda had some real behind the end. But maybe he had no dirt on her. Right, whereas Michelle Obama is a man. Brox smart. and obviously Allegedly Not Trying to get a suit here

I don't think so He's gonna put two fucking chicks in here Yeah we should try that Well anyways The morals that I'm trying to make here Is when New York New York Times and all these places Are coming out with this article

It turns out like cutting off your parents Actually like didn't make people happier And actually Believe it or not A million of the things that we Have been saying didn't make people happier It actually made people more depressed And the dating market is all fucked up

up. And then in the dating department, I'll just read you some articles they're coming out with right now. There's a new way to meet cute guys, but does it actually work? The dating world's so bleak right now that some of the singles are just calling restaurants and bars ahead of time to see if there's any cute guys there. Yeah, I guess there's some. I don't know.

Singles are apparently buying Costco memberships to find love, but does it work? These are the wacky ideas they're coming up with. I mean, I guess, yeah, you can go anywhere that there's guys. I don't even understand You're calling a bar and be like Are there any cute guys there? And then what if a guy answers? No, you call the bar staff.

That's what I'm saying? That's you working at a bar And someone calls and they're like, What's up, Danny? It's me again. Hi, Danny, it's me again. Any hot dudes? And you have to be like, oh yeah.

Yeah, you know what I mean? You ask the right guy. Pause? Yes, though. Yes, there are some cute guys here. Foss, but yeah, fuck, yeah. I don't think they're. Is this the same girl who was in last week?

Yeah, they're not into you, though. click. Yeah, yeah, yeah, click. A little out of your league, click. Tons of hot guys, you're gross, though. Maybe call up the dollar general. They might have some guys in your department, but not here. These always make me laugh because there's just the idea of like a dude doing that

when, because they're just like, wait a minute, am I, a guy writing an article being like, I've been calling up bars like a chick answers in Brooklyn. you like what's the fucking talent it's the talent like they get it coming in there and fucking try to smash tonight any any uh and talent at the barren right

could you describe the talent to me yeah what do we any of chicks with like just fucking just big racks not racks what are we talking small waste big racks I'm gonna stop you before you give your answer I'm an ass man so I do want you

to give me nobody over like 58 preferably no beast right I don't yeah like 110 10 pounds max. So any of that around? This is your calling some Brooklyn bar. Call out of the fucking WNBA bar.

Any of how hot chicks are tonight? What's up, Danny again? What's the talent situation? I'm looking more for like lipstick lesbians. No, I could turn them. No, I can turn them. Don't worry. They call me the match,

don't worry about that. No, don't worry about me. I can turn them. I just need to know if they're there. Listen, this is the part that you have to do. I'll handle the rest. You make the drinks, I'll deal with the rest. You make the drinks and tell me if there's any hot chicks there.

I'll handle the rest of it. And then Costco, too, dude being like, the article would be like, men keep harassing me at Costco. I was banned from Costco. Yeah, that's the dude version. I've been banned from Costco. I've been banned from Costco for taking women's advice. That's no true.

Singles are apparently buying Costco membership. The dude version is like... I mean, you know what chicks love. I know that for a fact. And chicks love this is a Costco food court date, $1.50 hot dogs. Women love that. You grab a couple dogs. Free drink, too, free fountain drink.

Her dog's on me. Dogs on me. And you can tell them, you go, you know this is they actually lose money on these, but they... Yeah, you refuse this in the fucking rotisserie chicken. Why did you get... Oh, four? No, no, no, I only want one. No one's to go.

You have both your pockets. Anyways, I'm dirty. Yeah, chicks love that. You come your opt and you buy anything? Uh, maybe. Maybe. I'm just kind of thinking to eat four gallons of mustard. See all the samples hit me?

Yeah, I'm mostly here for the samples. Not going to lie. You want to cruise the samples? Get to know each other a little better? The woman with their kids. Yeah, they're giving out fucking ice creams over in the frozen section, so. Yeah, you give her a tap. You go up to run the samples, you go, they got better meatballs over there.

Better meatballs in the back. Yeah, that'd be, yeah. That's like picking up women on like level, like the highest difficulty level. I know. Costco dating is a dating trend that involves meeting perspective. There's not a dating trend. I just like to be clear, this is not a dating trend. We're meeting romantic partners at Costco, whether in the food court or protein aisle.

Instead of swiping on an app becoming someone's pen pal for months, Costco dating encourages real-life interactions with low-cost date nights. I think what you do is you hide on one of the carts and then you pop your head up and go, stop, Danny. Yeah, you give people tips. You go, that cereal's actually a deal on all for. Yeah, you know, you get a better deal on these stakes if you actually just buy the whole thing and then get them to cut them for you instead of buying individually and you just freeze them. Do you work here? No, Danny's name.

Crazy. Who's a little guy here? The only thing maybe is. a good inn at Costco, maybe would be if some chicks lift in some trying to lift some gigantic thing. Yeah. And you're like, let me help you with that.

That's like maybe your best opener. Yeah, you stand over by the heavy. Yeah, just like the heavy stuff. You go, oh, you're having that. And you go, do you work here? Danny's the name? No, I don't know. Danny the name.

No, no. I just saw dams stole in distress, milady. Anyways, you hungry? Here's, I got a dog in the pocket. Hey, what's it, you, me, go grab a couple dogs. And the food court get to know each other a little better. then the stuff

Danny we told you you know the Costco guys my uh my brothers knows one of them why do you have a fake mustache why do you have a fake mustache on got a little tiff with the owners the other day I'm currently banned

so yeah if you just keep it down keep it down a little God know me and the owners are exactly seeing eye to eye right now kind of abusing the samples a little bit so yeah Kind of gave me a timeout. I got a timeout on Samples.

Anyways, I hope you're a ketchup gal. All those antis... And then they said, all those antidepressants you're peeing out are messing with the fish. It's just funny to be like, what does 2020s look like? It's like, we made a bit of a mess.

In, I think in Vancouver, like the water is like full of fentanyl. You posted about that. What was the Canada thing? Oh, in Canada, they're, uh, the crows. All these crows. in Vancouver are ODing on fentanyl. Like legitimately they're finding crows and you like they they look dead and then

they're giving them Narcan to bring them back to life. Sure. Because the crows are just getting into the vent. Yeah. Yeah. That's where we're at. It's where we're at, unfortunately. But it is funny convincing women that you're just like, hey, your crazy pills are actually bad for the environment. It's funny you said you're an environmentalist because you're crazy pills. You get some damage. Not not really helping anything. I've been making that argument for a long time that women are, all the environmentalist women need to take a look in. Where'd because, dude, I've seen a woman run a load of a dishwasher load with like two cups in there. Oh, yeah.

You know what I mean? Stuff that I can't fathom. Oh, dude. My male brain is. One time I call my wife loading dirty dishes into the clean dishwasher just to give her another spin. What are you doing? What are we doing? don't do that

yeah full load of laundry for a sock yeah for a sock just yeah the dryer just one lonely sock just fucking going around but yeah

so what happened was they you know they started with the blogosphere and I got so crazy that they all ended up on crazy pills and all their crazy pills are killing the fish and making the fish crazy oh you're happy

the sunfish are crazy do we know that they're crazy or are they chill like are the are the that's not you know like are the fish just like now relax no they're because a lot of these yeah i think that the fish are going crazy it says and then you eat the fish they make you stable tolerable human being and they may be working wonders for you but when you pee them out they end up in the water systems and they have crazy repercussions for the fish and then on the man's side it's not going good either because one in three gen z men hasn't masturbated in 90 days but i i

felt like it's funny they said this article like it's a bad thing it is that news thing it's like the kids have stopped jacking off is not a problem and then it's pitched as a problem it's vicious as well it's concerning I know it actually is but it's funny to that's a big complaint of older people right now

I don't even fucking kids won't jack off I bought these binoculars for nothing I don't even I don't even believe that that's like they're like yeah maybe they're lying I find that like hard to

I mean they did like a survey I guess but that one just a bunch of dude did they make them do it together or was it a private survey? It's just a bunch of guys being like, no, never. Yeah, yeah. How much pornography do you watch? You're like, fucking, yeah, the notion where

privately they're like, what was the last time you had sex? You're like, yeah, it's been a minute, a bit of a drought, but like, when was the last time you cranked it? You're like, fuck, I don't even know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a 22-year-old? I guess that is, they're saying it's a depression thing, but you're just like, once you're that depressed, I feel like depressed people like Jackop Moore. Yeah, that one seems very hard to believe. But the other thing, the other, I'll just read the stat here.

It goes, a fifth of men have never had sex. A fifth, or not of men of Gen Zey men, a fifth have had 10 or more partners. About a third of the men are in close to half of women reporting having not masturbated a single time in the last three months. And they said it was not a product of low libido because they said they did want to have sex. First, over the last decade or so, self-pleasure has gotten a bum rap on social media. Yeah, like are these fucking, like, no-faps? They said that there was a part of it.

This is how they're blaming it. They're just like, you know, there's, it's almost like they're bullied into it. The people that are writing these articles are bullied into this position where maybe there is something to be said about like this is a sign of bad things in general. Yeah. Where people are like isolated themselves and kind of just like not doing anything. But there is something funny about having to be like, we got a big problem. They're not jacking off.

Yeah, but I understand the isolation element. But you're like, you know, it's a good thing to do when you're all. isolated. It seems like... Frank one. Yeah, yeah. That I don't know. But then on the other side, gooning culture is like reached an all-time high. So maybe the amount of Jackanov happening is the same.

I just don't understand the, like, the physical element. I think I would be the worst person to be around if I was like 22 and uncranked it in fucking 90 days. Maybe at a point to just like, you stop thinking about it. It's all I thought about. It was when you're 20. Yeah, when you're 20, you're like, I... That's true.

Literally every woman I met when I was 20, I was just like picturing her nude. So I wonder what she looked like. The bad ones and the good ones. Do you think it's like a demographic change thing where maybe there's something? This is like a biology thing. This is like core biology. Yeah. This isn't, I don't think there's any.

This doesn't get broken down by race. Here's a point is the testosterone levels have dropped. Yeah. Maybe it's the stuff. So maybe people's tea is so low. That, yeah, I mean, again, that that would be included. And I guess that's a different kind of study because, You have to get blood markers and stuff, but, uh, but the gooning culture has gone to 11.

Yeah, yeah, the gooning culture is insane. Obviously, JJ is chief gooner. You know what I always disagree with them on is they'll say the, like, Jay and JJ will say like, oh, yeah, bang in a porn star. That'd be like sick. That's like, uh, you know, like you got asked to play in the majors or whatever. Like, I've, and other people say that too. She's like, oh, that'd be so sick to bang a porn sign. I've always thought like that's no appeal to me, really.

I mean, no. That's not no specific. P-L, that's for sure. The premise of that would be like, oh, porn stars are way hotter than regular chicks. You know, like, no, it's the opposite. I don't think porn stars.

Unless you're into, like, a super, like... You've probably had a situation where you could have banged one. A porn star? Maybe, no. I did. A couple. Porn star?

If you haven't, that's cool. No. Bank an ex-stripper. No, I never did it, though. Oh, I had sex with a chick who was a stripper. Yeah, I've been like... Like, like, of only fans, chicks and stuff like that. It was a fine.

Like, she was like a dance. and stripper, but I was like, I don't know, it's normal. No, though, I want the ones who are unadult, like, I want the ones who are not ruined. I know. Yeah. I was thinking, it kind of reminds, it would be like the mafia movies. Like, I love watching that shit, and I love hearing about the mafia, but if someone was like, hey, you want to join them? Yeah, like, jail shows. You're like, I watch

him. I don't want to go to jail. Yeah, that's how I kind of feel about, like, a porn story. Yeah. Like, do you want to take her for a spin? I'm like, no, you got it. Yeah. It's like, really, she, like, again, you're like, this notion that, like, oh, she does all these things that regular women don't know how to do, and you're like, no. I know.

No, she'll cry more after. People underestimate the sex appeal of a six with sex appeal. Correct. Yeah. Anyways, they're having a big problem with this. They said, you don't have to look far to find bold assertions of how self-pleasure may be hazardous to your health. The anti-masturbation messaging.

I mean, this is kind of, we always talk about the person who, have to campaign that you should be able to have sex with your cousin or the the the vegan professor that I do the joke about that he was just like why shouldn't you be able to bang animals like the argument's just bad like if you were someone that had to be like had to be out there being there's all this propaganda against masturbation just like who wants to be that guy this is like what are we back in like the 50s where you're you know where you'll grow hair on your palms well no I think that it's coming from the alpha male sector yeah but because it used to be like a religious thing where you know all the like super christian

would be like, yeah, you can't masturbate. Maybe religion was the alpha male shit of the time. Muslims kind of reminds me of alpha male shit. Kind of. You all sleep and we pray in. Yeah. God's watching all the time. Right.

But it is, yeah, it is. But it's not that. So it's like, what is convincing then to not? But like if you think of... The testosterone is the best explanation. But at the time, the Catholic may have been like the alpha male content of the time. Probably, yeah. If you're like a real man, like...

Uh, yeah. You can follow these rules. Yeah, follow these rules. The code. The code, yeah. That makes sense. But I, yeah. I find this one hard to understand.

I don't find it that surprising. But you're right. One in five, you go with the Guna culture, but yeah, we don't have a good explanation. But I don't think they have a good explanation. 90 days,

I don't think. And one in five, Matt, it's not, you know, that's a lot. That's a lot, yeah,

like I've never gone 90 days. Right. I've like, never got 90 minutes. Yeah. That's why we have to take a break in the pot. That's what I do before, in between you recording the Patreon episode.

But, Yeah, I've never got 90 days. Here's another one. I don't know if I've ever gone two weeks. How Bare Nails became a class issue. And this is an article from London, and they got so much shit for it that they changed the title. And essentially, women came out and they're just like, yeah, we're not doing manicures anymore. The new trend is Bear Nails.

Yeah. And I'm going to read you how they described it. After explaining that nail art is rooting in black, Latino, and Asian cultures, and that women of color really get manicures, really make manicures in accessible and fashionable form of self-expression. The BBC added the suggestion, bare nails are now a sign of high status that could stigmatize bold manicures. An article quoted beauty journalist who said, forgetting nail polish or nail art can be seen as erasure of culture, especially when bare fingertips are called elegant or tasteful terms, which usually is euphemisms, is that, perpetuate white supremacy and standards of beauty. Now, stretch.

This is the funniest thing ever to just be like, you know, the woman with like the crazy manicures. It's like saying that hoop earrings are out. Hoop earrings are out is white supremacy. Yeah. Yeah, I can see how people wouldn't like that. Also factoring in there, you're like, okay, well, now all these people don't get business. all these apparently people of color are like

damaging their business I can see how people will not not be happy about this but but this is a yeah well trends come and go I know but white chicks did it and this is the thing so they're like white I always think it's funny when they say white women tears you're just like yeah like no other race of women when I'm dating an Indian

woman it's like they've never used their tears for yeah of course yeah completely I can't tell with your skin color I want to talk about that AI thing for a second I first of all I saw the the funniest article or there's a funniest this guy

tweeted something that I posted in our group but I've been sort of saying for a long time too that it goes every new app is just how to get reservations from restaurants and I guess because all these Silicon Valley guys it's like a big deal to be able to get reservations there's an app in New York City where it's uh you can

buy reservations for hot restaurants yeah and there was this dude that he was just like raised all this capital and he's like it's going to change because 90% of AI right now is them being like, you're not never going to have to call for a reservation. Like, so many of the AI companies.

So many of them. Yeah. Well, that was the thing with me, like Muse. That's like the big selling point for Muse. And there's all these new AI agents coming out. Like,

I think open AI launch theirs yesterday. I do two reservations a year and I don't do them. Yeah. I mean, if I, I mean, this is me making a reservation and go, oh,

not available. I'll try somewhere else. Yeah. I'm not like going in this app to be like, how much can I bid on a reservation? How much do you hear about this? though. I feel like this is back to line culture in New York City. This is like I was in the West Village maybe a month ago on like a Sunday and like there were so many places that just had

literal 150 person lines for like a slice of pizza. I've never been part of this culture. I don't think I know people part of this culture. It feels like 90% of people's the way they talk about it. They go, you know, obviously 80% of your day is which restaurant you're going to and making the reservation. And I'm like, what? That is I mean there's people who they like romanticize. They're like, you move to New York, you go out for dinner every night. I know. To a new hot restaurant. Some people are just, it's like scenesters kind of.

I've been thinking AI in general is sort of like a lot of the discourse is retards saying, oh, my God, everything's changing. Yeah. Like to try to big it up and then retards on the other side getting scared about that. Yeah. Because if you think, like there was a guy who had a tweet, he said, I am not joking when I say this. Spotify, Apple Music, streaming in general is over. AI music is now very, very good. You don't know yet because AI music hasn't been circulating yet.

It's only from two to three generations ago. But this is a problem that has been... Yeah, yeah, they're going. How sick is AI music? Who do you work for? Suno. Yeah, but a lot of these people, I feel like when you talk to them, it's like, we've had this conversation about, like,

creative stuff with different, you know, people that are in finance tech. Whenever they talk about movies, I feel like they don't quite get it. Because they're missing, like, the cultural element. Like, um... There will be. like some subsection of people who were like yeah I love AI music that's what I'm into sure but that's not what music is though okay so for example here would be a good example which was an obvious one you go let's say someone was into blink 182 right and then you go good

news they just made 200 blink 282 albums that are just as good you go you probably wouldn't even check it out no right because it's not about that and then on top of that you go by nature of the computer okay so it'd be the equivalent of imagine you're into a thing and then you're dad's really into it, right? Yeah. And you're a teenager. You're kind of like, ah, you know,

that's kind of dead now, I think almost. It feels like if all the dads are into, there's certain people. And to be honest, I've made the argument that the number one group for that is tech guys. Like, once tech guys got into Burning Man,

it's like, okay, that culture's sort of over. Like tech guys being like, this is our thing is the end line for it, right? Okay, so AI would be that. We go, it's always derivative. So AI could be like,

okay, we figured out how to do this type of thing, which was just, it's just as good as Louis C. And you go, you mean it's Louis C.K. four years ago. Yes. And if you AI master that and then AI was doing all of that, people's tastes would naturally turn away from that.

So it's a part, it's part of the equation, right? Because it's trying to solve culture without realizing that it's part of culture. So it's the equivalent of someone in, let's say, your dad, who's a really nerdy guy in this particular, him being like, I can make music just as good.

And you go, but by definition, as soon as you start doing it, we no longer like it. I mean, I sent you our group chat. Circular. They have like the...

People's taste will change away from whatever AI is pushing. I sent to our group chat, but the female of like fat-ass comedians. Yeah, yeah, they've been stealing everyone's jokes. They're basically stealing. They're like these AI... But that's up to the companies.

The companies need to be like, hey. You go look in the comments. The thing is they can't sell tickets because they can't... They don't exist. They can't do it, yeah. But those retards who are watching and are just like, more please.

Yeah, no, they will... This is my favorite comedian. Well, a lot of the bits are good because they take like... Yeah, because they steal a lot. famous comedians is best bits or or comedians that are like professional but not famous and then they just AI them they go yeah I mean that would be the equivalent of me doing a cover of you know well I'm just saying the people watching that are like this is awesome yes so slop can be done but slop is always second order after culture yeah

so culture comes first in slop so because someone has to write the joke obviously right so and someone has to be ahead of and someone has to chop down the thing, right? I always think it is like, people talk about like who's grifting and who's not a grifter. And I always say that what a good example is like who's actually not one versus who is. Who adds, who like is part of an area of culture and seems to add more than they take where they added stuff where they go, a lot of people copy that guy. Oh, they sort of invented a way to talk about this. They sort of invented a style of doing this. And a lot of people, they have a lot of people to start copying them versus someone who every step of their career was sort of like copying something that

someone else is doing. Correct. And that's to me the difference in when ideas you think of that. You go, who's actually come up with ideas and actually like brought stuff to this? Or is just essentially most of their ideas are just things that other people have said and they've repurposed, right? But that's what AI will be of that.

Yeah. I mean, AI music is, you know, I'm not getting into AI. Yeah, for a lot of things. It'll be that. But they don't understand that because in their mind, they don't know the difference. Like I, there's lots of people you'll talk to in that world where you go, if you try to explain them why this is better than they. this. You're like, no, but you have to understand

like this one, like, this is essentially copying this a year. They can't tell the difference. The same way that if I watch two crappy cop shows, I'm like, I can't tell the difference, but that's the slop area. But there will be like that guy who I talked about, I can't remember what his name is that rapper dude, where you will see guys like where there is an actual

person, but their music is made by AI. Yeah, that was the guerrillas. Yeah, kind of. And then you'll be like, oh, I can go see this person. Yeah, but you're all but you're still back to the guy's taste. the end of the day. Yes. And also the guy,

that's where it already is. That's where it already is. Phoenix, whatever, it was like, he was lying. Because obviously the moment you come out and you're like,

this is made by AI, I'm just singing it. You go, okay, well that, okay, but think about I make these like satire flyers,

right? Yeah. Like, and I'm doing kind of like these funny headlines and stuff like that, right? Whether I make that with AI

or I make that with Photoshop is really none of anyone's concern, but I'm making it. It's my idea. Yeah. And I, so with music, it's like the person's taste.

That's what a DJ already is. Correct, yeah. It's like you go, they don't do any of the stuff. They go, it's the person's taste is what makes them above anyone. Yes. But I think what music is, like, if an artist is like I made this with AI, people would be like, I think they'll, even if they like the song, they'll be like, there's something I don't like about this. Yeah, but that's what people said about DJs.

That's what people said about electric guitars and everything, right? But once you remove the human and the AI is actually the one coming up with it, having the taste and building the thing, you go, that's never going to catch on unless there's a human there, who's essentially the telling it what to do. You know, what do they call it when someone runs like a marketing campaign

and there's someone in charge of it? What's the job where you're or like there's a creative manager. Yeah, it's not a director. Creative director. Yeah. Right, but the creative director,

that's what a DJ kind of is. Is it a creative directive of this thing? Right. Or if someone had a band and they hired other musicians to play it, like instead of doing that, you're just kind of having computers do that for them.

but you're like, at some point, someone's the creative director of that. There is a human, yeah, yeah. There is a human input. But they think that that can be replaced, and I would argue it can't. Yes, no, I agree with that. 100%. But that's when people like this are talking, they don't understand that they're not. They're wrong.

Yeah, they're wrong, yeah. But they say that. They're also trying to sell something, I think a lot of things. Sure, but I think that they're going to learn this lesson the really hard way because they don't understand. I think a lot of people think that, no, no, no, anything can be done. That'll be done. And I don't think it can.

Yeah, yeah. And I don't, I think they're going to lose a lot of, money learning that lesson. Yeah, that I agree with. Like, you know, the agents interfacing with customer service. I go, yeah, that's great. If it works,

although all these places are blocking it already. Like, I had to do an Amazon return, and I tried to get mused to be like, go do this Amazon return. And then they're like, Amazon blocked us. Because Amazon's just like, yeah, we don't want to talk to fucking four million agents all day. Like, that's insane.

So Amazon's just like, yeah, we're not participating. We'll ban your Amazon account if you keep trying. You make me a desert renovation. I've been, we've been banned. Yeah, you've been banned from this restaurant for life. Oh, they don't deal with bots? No, you ate too much last time. So that's the big question.

Did you see the Apollo, the chief economist at Apollo, which is like some big hedge fund kind of thing, was basically like these AI agents are going to cause a bank run because essentially all these people keep their money in like 0% savings accounts. And they'll just tell their agents like, hey, I can like move all your money to like a 5% account. and then it'll essentially like sweep all these small accounts, move them into these different ones,

and just like caught the guys like, it's a non-zero percent chance that this will basically cause a huge bank run. Oh, it's the equivalent of an app that you're just like it deletes all your bad subscriptions. It also, yeah, that's like the main use case right now. But it probably won't happen all that ones. Well, that's the, I guess that's the concern. They're like modeling out these like, you know, long tail marks. Imagine one thing came out one week where everyone was this like, you plug your thing in. It's more just like, yeah, Mews is like, hey, I can, uh, uh, uh, uh, you.

You're like, what can you do for me? You're underestimating how many women you'd say, hey, your money isn't a 0% savings. We can put it in the 6%. They go, I'm good. No, I'm telling you, you'll get more money. I'm good. I said I'm good.

I don't know. What cool AI music's out. I said I'm good. Let's do a quick follow up to this lesbian bar because we've been sending back and forth some of these. My favorite new account on Twitter. So they're calling her a secular G-Het. Yeah.

And basically this is the woman that said she was going to firebom the place when they said they were taking the Nassau. She's a solid follow at serene underscore necrosis. Yeah. I don't know if you want to start, give the, a bit of a backstory here. She's just, she's kind of, I don't even know where to start with this. She basically, she looks like a jihadi. She had a sign. She had had a sign that said long COVID equals AIDS.

Because I guess long COVID's the new AIDS. She's a communist pagan. they then, pansexual, a gender, maybe, A-U-D-H-D-H-C-L-C-S-E, ethnically Irish, married to D-O-S, descendant of slaves, I believe that is. Whoa. Yeah, yeah. That seems offensive. Just black. Yeah, that seems crazy to describe, like, one of your black friends is a D-O-S.

Yeah, Jill Stein voter from Louisiana. But anyway, she's, she got some shine on the weekend and people have found out about her. But she was the one who said that she hopes it gets firebomb. Yeah. And she's a funny. Honestly, it took me an hour to be like, is this a parody account? Me too. I couldn't know that for it.

Legitimately, I'm like, this is, this is all the hallmarks of a parody account. But it's almost like you find a diamond in the rough because you're like, this is the real thing. This is the real thing that tried to firebomb the lesbian plays. Yes. And the way that she's living, she's disabled, which is long COVID. Yeah, she's disabled. She's many. I'll read one of her tweets here to start.

So I just got off the phone with my mom, and she was asking me why I've been so sick lately. and I patiently went back over it with her, and I'm pretty sure I have M.E. I used the full name I've been practicing, myalgic emphanosis, so she'll take it seriously. But she was still like, oh, I think I also have that. And I was like, no, mom, it's not something you just also have. It's a serious issue.

And she was like, no, like my doctor actually told me I might have that because I'm autoimmune. And so now she's in a huge fight with her mom because her mom tried to one up her and be like, yeah, I have long COVID. I think she currently has a go fund me that's literally called help a stay alive yeah yeah yeah uh I have I think I have the go fund me here she goes I am currently seeking to raise funds to hire a professional cleaner at a living wage to deep clean my apartment because spouse is unwilling and I am I'm unwilling well I mean if you're a fucking husband's you call them a descendant of slaves you cannot be like hey can you just fucking clean this apartment it's getting kind of messy here and I'm obviously disabled so

I am unable, and the mess has gotten to the point that it is worsening my quality of life by restricting my movement. So she's living in a house with so much clutter and junk. Then she, would you donate to a go-fund me? If any of your friends being like, hey, would you lend me money? I just need 50 bucks to hire a cleaner. And it's like, why can't you do it? You go, a long COVID. You go, what about your husband?

He goes, doesn't want to. Anyways, I can't even, I can't even ask him. He's the descendant of slaves. What are you going to make him do more fucking free work? Has he been through enough? Yeah, it says, help me stay alive is the GoFundMe. Help me stay alive. And the staying alive is, can you help me hire a maid?

I need money to clean my apartment. Husband's unwilling. It's really good. Can you just like behind the, like behind the wheelchair, like attach some kind of like, you know, contraption like a sweeper thing, like a zamboni? Exactly. So you just drive around and just clean the place up a little bit? Yeah, what do you do all day?

On Twitter. Yeah, you can easily be have your kind of motor. motorized scooter and then you have put magnets on it so you're collecting cans you know what the funny kind of thing is so so obviously this person would never do this but if they maybe she's like I don't have the eight dollars a month to get Twitter premium but if she did that then she could actually monetize her Twitter and this would kind of take care of itself is she do good on Twitter yeah she does now I bet you she could she could get monetized she might make an extra 200 bucks she could buy her cleaner. She could buy her cleaner 100%. She just has to invest $8, but she's probably like,

I don't have this $8. Husband is unwilling. Husband is unwilling. He's a descendant of a slave. Well, husband's something else, too, because spouse had to answer the door with a gun to another crank pizza order listing my dead name as the purchaser. So I guess people have been prank calling her. Yeah, prank calling her and I was a prank ordering pizzas to her house. Papa John's of all places, too. Imagine you're the pizza driver in the fucking just a DOA. A D-O-A

fucking comes to the door Cocking a gun for your crank pizza Clarification Some people People were quote tweeting this Clarification It was not brandished

Only held We did not accept or eat the pizza It was pay on delivery Spouse undertook this approach And informed me after We are aligned on household OPSEC Can we look up OPSEC?

OPSAC, Operation security. We share locked, unloaded, and separate the ammo. So she's an interesting character. I mean, she's very paranoid. Because she's sort of this like non-binary hijab wearing. White chick. White chick who's into guns.

Not white practicing. Not white practicing. Yeah. They have a gun. Maybe the DOS. The husband has a gun. The DOS. Nurses are to disabled people.

What cops are. are to black people. And if you're black and disabled at the same time, you're basically screwed. And according to disability scholars, racism is socially disabling. So there's no such thing as a non-disabled black person. That was the, I was trying to find that the other day. That was the best one. Bangor. That's a banger. All black people are disabled. Like, fucking, if I said that, holy shit, it would be the end of me. Imagine you beside the urinal out of black eye and being like, surprise you didn't use the special. Surprise you didn't you? There's a big stalls over there. No, I'm just looking out for you.

I guess you didn't see it because you're disabled. Yeah, you must not have saw it because you're disabled, but big, big ones over there. You're on the subway? You get up and give your seat to a black guy. You go, sorry, obviously. Yeah, disabled seats right? Yeah. You guys, I'm not disabled.

You go, what do you mean? I mean, you are black. Well, then, yeah, it's interesting that you say he's unable or unwilling. You know, he's unwilling. It's like he's also disabled. Do you think he said that to her where she's, he's, he's, he's, sort of pre-juries. She's like, I'm disabled.

I can't. He goes, yeah, I'm also disabled. Never heard of racism? Yeah. D-O-A. Well, they're a disabled couple, and he's got to figure, you know, in this world, you got to figure out all your stuff. This is a night of brainstorming.

You need all your flare. Yeah, this is a night of brainstorming how he's also disabled, and that's what they finally came up with. I think I'm on to something. Yeah, she's like, you got the fucking white board out. She goes, well, if all, if all. Ding dong. Oh, give me a second.

Khm. Khm. Someone's at the door. Papa Johns Also, I know she had an issue with Papa Johns Because I guess they're Get source ingredients from Israel or something Because it's like a BDS thing

The boycott divestment Some of the ingredients from Papa John's Dude, is that where they're at Where they have to look at If there's any ingredients in your food that comes from Israel? Yeah, yeah, the boycott divestment people What part comes from Israel Pizza?

Again, it could be Nothing comes from Israel What part of my pie? It could just be that they haven't they're not My guess is the anchovies. The anchovies. Let's see.

Papa John's BDS. Yeah, it's, let's see. Guide to BDS boycott and pressure. Papa John, oh, Papa John's is supported as grassroots organic boycott due to franchise level action. Oh, so they have franchises in Israel.

Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. They just operate in Israel. They have a Papa John's history. There is a Papa John's. Tel Aviv has a Papa John. Correct. So that's, yeah, there's local of Israeli franchises, so that's it. No support. DOA. They're on the boycott list. Anyways, okay, we're going to go to the patreon.com

slash the boys' cast. We will see you all over there. Peace.