The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Free Will Smith & Hamas Brand Puberty Blockers

Episode Date: October 20, 2023

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In a bold move, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has demanded that Hamas return its hostages immediately. And while some people have called this an empty gesture, Trudeau has made one of the most brilliant geopolitical moves in history by letting Hamas know if those hostages are not returned by Monday, he is fully prepared to add Hamas to the 2SLGBTQIA plus acronym. And you gotta hand it to Justin for saying, and I quote, if you don't think I have the stones to add letters to the acronym, well, then you don't know me very well. Please give me a reason. There's two things that give me joy,

adding letters to that acronym and dressing up as different races. And I'm fresh out of face paint. Trudeau has said that he can have the Hamas logo on every gay pride flag in the country by sundown if he chooses to. And he has told the leader of Hamas that he better pray six times a day that he's not in the mood this afternoon because he's feeling a little peckish to pop another letter on there as we speak. The leader of Hamas said that he thinks Justin Trudeau is bluffing but was also visibly shaken during the interview at the idea of being inducted into

the gay umbrellas permanently. Trudeau further responded by saying, look at the G's and T's. Remember when those were a separate thing? Not so separate now. It appears you don't know who you're dealing with, because I can have drag queens teaching kids the Quran decked out in full gear before you can blink. And I'm not talking about adding Hamas to the plus either. Right smack in the middle. And I'll be flying that flag full mass through majority Muslim neighborhoods,

letting them know that Hamas is about that life. And Trudeau finished his speech by saying, I might just f*** around and put a super mosque in the gay village. With the Canadian Muslim Caucus releasing a statement saying, you don't understand, this guy's serious, and begging Hamas to do whatever he asks. The Dudes. Prepare yourselves for the Boy Scouts. The Bros. Just the Boy Scouts.

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Just type in Comedy Works Saratoga Springs. Listen. Actually, there's two things. First of all, I went to see, this is a quick thing. I went to see The Exorcist. Yeah. And I got there and the only theater was available was the ones where they have the rumble seats Yeah, it's ridiculous. They spray water on you that really buddy So how wet do you get first of all this guy in the thing looks so much like Jordan Peterson?

I've never seen anything like it in the exorcist. I couldn't get a good picture of him. This is the one I'll send this to you There is what I? Know I have one I couldn't get a good photo of him this is the only thing but the guy will put this on the thing but like look at the way that he looks and he only wears the jordan peterson suits and it looks like a guy dressing up like jordan peterson like their reference point was jordan peterson it was crazy how much he looked like it was throwing me off but so i go to this thing i wouldn't be surprised if that's kind of true i think they might have yeah yeah like they were like let's do a Jordan Peterson type guy.

Remember, wasn't that the comic book? No, this guy wasn't the bad guy even. He wasn't even a big character, but he was just around a lot, and he just kept throwing me off how much he looked like Jordan Peterson. But the seats, I don't know if you've ever been to one of these things. So there's not enough stuff to justify the seats rumbling all the time. Yeah. So they just have to make them rumble.

Like the guy parks in his driveway, and they go they go yeah like they probably made them for what like some action movie like top gun and then they were like came out for that and they go well we have it now the guy puts his key in his car and the car starts they go and then it starts raining and they start spraying you with water i think you've told me about another time you went to a movie and they were spraying you with water how much water are've told me about another time you went to a movie and they were spraying you with water too. It's crazy. How much water are we talking about though? There's squirts. Like just little squirts. No, it goes on for a while.

It just comes down, man. You're just getting squirted. And it's weird too because it's like a serious thing. So it's like you're at Titanic and basically the boat's going down and they're like, someone's drowning and they're just like, Yeah, they got to say goodbye to their children And they're like They're stupid dude Every time they try to

Like how much are you honestly though Like are you like kind of this You need just a sleeve situation You're grabbing like a nap I turned mine off halfway so Oh you control it? Yeah you can turn them off So what kind of fucking idiot has that thing on?

Everyone around me that was getting on me People like it Like little kids Whee You're funny if you're just off and you're just crying and just covered in tears i mean the thing's on you can't turn the seat on the bottom line is the movie experience was perfect because they stopped making bad movies no one goes so all these businesses are struggling they're essentially real estate companies that are struggling to just stay afloat by their meager tickets and popcorn business are there any porto theaters that have these you watch like some squirting movie and then you're just like

the girl's squirting it's really realistic i just i thought it was like piss i thought it was weird when the guy took a piss in these guys like hey i'm gonna go drain the main vein you're shut the hell the thing's just so stupid it's like you don't need to turn a movie theater into a roller coaster the 3d goggles never caught on that was even stupid yeah i remember what was the one the first avatar i thought was pretty good with the 3d that was the only one that people ever liked and it was kind of a yeah oh we have bigger problems with technology than that.

Amazon. Alexis has told the users that 2020 presidential election was stolen by a massive amount of election fraud calling Alexa. Alexa is in deep trouble right now. And apparently Alexa has been going on rumble and that's where it's getting good sources from. I actually was talking to my Alexa this morning, and I was asking them what they think about the Israel-Palestine thing,

and it basically said that Israel is, it said Hamas is in the wrong about the war, but they're in the right about women. Nice. It said Islam's right about women, but they're wrong about the war. Hamas is a bunch of dogs. Hamas is a bunch of terrorists, but they're nailing it when they talk about gays

Thank you come again Or as I call it Anal terrorism Alexa Drag queen story hour Yuck Alexa's doing a little sedition Not cool Alexa

Yeah someone was getting real freaked out about that But the I don't know if you saw, but basically I released because our friend. It's so funny that someone has to go like pull up that line of code in Alexa and just change it to like the election was not stolen. They have to go. Because there's like infinite lines of code and you know that scenario and they just got to go pull up like the one.

They got to go put some guards on Alexa. And be like, yeah, they put some parameters on that being like no election not stolen. Well, the funny part is, if you want to make something smart, you essentially need to be like, hey, you can go look at all the things, you know what I mean? But then they have to be, no, you can't look at all the things. Alexa drew its own conclusion. Alexa

went down a wormhole. Alexa, please only ask the left-wing mainstream media. It'd be great if Alexa was getting super into Q, you know what I mean? There's a lot of pedophiles and they're all about to get arrested, blah, blah, blah. It's kind of sometimes, I mean, over the last little while, I think that maybe even like three months ago, it started to feel like people are a little less crazy.

And then over the last week, you've noticed that, okay, it's all right there. And so Paul Thompson has a special which he he was on the podcast and everyone knows him the funny one of the funniest guys ever and if you go to youtube.com slash mccaw underscore studios but i just posted one of his clips on my thing and it went pretty viral and the joke was because me and you've been getting yelled at all week for not making jokes about this stuff people are not happy but his joke basically the bit that i posted he was kind of like you know when you're in a relationship you can beg for sex but you wouldn't want to normally

it's like and the bit was he's like you know she was like oh i'm in a hurry and he goes please he goes please like and she goes can you make it quick and he goes can i make it quick i've been begging to make it quick that's the joke is can you make it quick i've been begging to make it quick yeah but in the bit he says he begged his girlfriend for sex i have 10 000 comments being like well i guess he raped her then yeah i mean that is there are some people that is sexual assault these people deserve to be shipped off to an island and just they have they have literal lobotomies yeah i mean they were told that that was sexual assault you know like five years ago and then they're going saying please your girlfriend said she's not in the mood and you said please and then the cops just bust down

the door i mean literally if that's the case like the poster child for getting raped is al bundy well nobody's ever been more raped than al bundy all every dude has done it when he didn't want to you know what i mean yeah the best is this yeah the girl coming in she's like trying to she goes um no i'm not in the mood the guy goes please he goes we got him they all just a swat he just cooks in burst into the windows no your people are legitimately their brains are fried i go i watch this in it all these there's thousands of them every single one in their mind if they say if their boyfriend if they go i'm not in the mood, and he says, please, they go, in their mind, they were just like assaulted the same way.

Yeah. But these are the same people who think, yeah, like a woman's never done that. Like those same people would be like, yeah, women can't, like would not be like capable of doing something like that. Like women never beg for sex or anything. Oh yeah. Never in their life ever. But this is why before, there's lots obviously going on this week but the main thing that i feel like

we need to readdress because we've been talking about it for a long time that we've been talking about the will smith thing forever right and it's kind of like the johnny depp thing when you have a like a clear case of you know a vindication for the boys you have to sort of you have a clear case of vindication for the boys, you have to make note of it. It's a tough one. But the Will Smith one, I think I'm officially, obviously the narrative sort of was that Will was like a bitch or whatever,

and maybe there's some of that. But obviously now that all the cards are on the table, I think it's clear to say that she's a monster. Yeah, he's like a battered man he's a battered man yeah i mean that that is prime example of like a guy who's just like an abused man and this is will smith just because you're not the bigger person and like physically it doesn't mean you can't be abused and i think that some of it is that just the the girl the like you can do no wrong as a woman stuff has just hyped them up so much she's a bit of a succubus yeah

like by definition all of her things are just uh i'm gonna be vulnerable but throwing him under the bus yeah and honestly he's playing it pretty good right now because he's just not the public sort of realizing what a psychopath is and he's just sort of staying out of it because you that's what you you need to just take it to the finish line if everyone's on your team you know what i mean i know and this is what she has a book coming out who the fuck is reading jada's like how lobotomized do you have to be uh-huh to be reading her book right now well you know the other thing why does she need a book i guess she's like just i don't know that's what she does well that's how they make all their money and you know what she's starting to forget

a little bit she's starting to think we're both famous and it was like yes you're famous but it's like will smith is will smith and you're some lady will smith's wife you're will smith's wife yeah exactly bitch wife which is still something jada i'm just gonna go through a few of the craziest the ones that she's done so the first thing she's trying to paint herself as badass. So she's in her book. She keeps coming out with these excerpts. And by the way, Prince Harry did the same thing. These books

and your press tours because these Hollywood celebrity types, they really don't know what vulnerability is and they also don't know how people see them. Oh, so out of touch. They're so out of touch.

It's like it's a, you know, trope at that point. The out of touch it's like it's a you know trope at that point they out of touch Hollywood you know what it would be like it would be kind of as if if you saw someone like let's say what would be a good example of a guy like maybe a Joe Rogan or something like that or Bill Maher or something right sure and he released a book that was like a vulnerable autobiography and it was just every girl he plowed. Yeah, of course. And in his mind, he's like, everyone's gonna think

I'm sick. And you go, no, everyone's gonna not think that's sick. No. You're just bragging for 800 pages. Yeah, it's like you humble bragging. Yeah, exactly. And they don't you know what I mean? They're so out of touch. They've probably never been around anyone that tells them they're wrong about anything. I wonder what kind of numbers these books do. Like, what are we talking? talking like how many books is she selling

fucking sell a lot of books man dude if i'm gonna be pretty disillusioned if jada pinkett goes and sells like a million books i think they're moving units buddy because you know what the problem is it's they got like the youtube format where you they're in every airport yeah of course they're everywhere my friend they've even got these publicists they're doing the articles where by the way they don't look good and they've got the embedded link

to buy the book in the article these guys have got the system to sell books figured out for sure for sure I forget that like all the chicks who are just into like

fame culture and just like Kardashians this is just like some offshoot of that shit buddy Christmas starts coming up everyone buys their mom the Jada Pinkett. Once you're in the circuit of...

What a fucking lump of coal that is right there. Holy shit. Oh, the Jada Smith book, huh? Thanks. It is a lump of coal. The kids are mad. They get a Jada Pinkett Smith biography and they're just talking.

That's like the equivalent of fucking, you know, making someone smoke a whole carton of smokes or something you do bad in school you go you're reading the jada pinkett smith biography 100 that's a love of call so she's doing that with her selling crack first of all right she goes she goes she's all her whole thing is how much she loves tupac because she didn't sell crack. She brought it. Yeah, exactly. She did. So the way that like you've sold drugs before, you know what I mean? She didn't even do crack or she didn't sell crack,

but in her mind, she's painting herself as like, you know, just so you know, I'm like from the streets. I was unmarried Tupac. I'm like a bad ass. And it's like,

I'm better. And she's doing my video where it's like, she's trying to do that. I'm bad. You know, you guys don't have to do what I did, i'm better now she went to like an art school yeah this is all phony baloney behavior this is yeah i mean there's one thing to be like hey the two blocks this is documented to just at this point in the game being like hey also i haven't mentioned

this until i was 55 but so crack for a week yeah okay okay yeah. Okay, yeah. Yeah, it's like you're not Jay-Z. Yeah, you're dating some guy that has a crack in you forever. Jay-Z's been saying that forever. You intermediated it between your friends. Yeah, but you're also just like, Jay-Z at least has been saying he's sold coke since the beginning.

It's a little different, a lot different. Yeah, than coming out now. I mean, it's just like, I don't believe it. Me neither. Jada Pinkett Smith, here's one.

Jada Pinkettith expresses concern for will smith's aging and need for care she's revealed that she most likely will won't be separated from her estranged husband forever she recently shared her hopes that one day she'll move in um because in his old age he's gonna need someone to take care of him is this scientology stuff like what's going on why is it good whyology fucking getting her, taking her in? That's the thing. Once you're in, you don't go out.

There's repercussions, so I think they have to stay in. Why isn't Scientology taking his side? They probably mediated, like, they go, okay, you guys can separate. This is what we're going with?

Yeah, this is probably like a script from Scientology, but I mean, does he not have, Will Smith have friends who you're like, yo, like, you should not

be accepting this kind of, like, behavior. 100%. For her to be like he's aging and he's old have you seen him in iRobot this guy looks fucking 18 by the way in his videos for sure by the way you go he's aging he got alopecia bitch you're a 52 year old woman he's a 55 year old jack superhero yeah uh or what did you call it? Not superhero. Action star. Action star, yeah. I mean, yeah, it's crazy.

I can't believe he's... Okay, put it this way. When you see her with a young guy, it looks like his mother. When you see Will with a 30-year-old... If you saw Will Smith standing between a 30-year-old supermodel, you don't bat an eye. No, it's totally normal.

That's what's expected, almost. So he's going to need someone to take care of him. So she so she's you know this is the kind of thing she's putting out there she goes jada who is currently not in a relationship with anyone reflecting on how she felt after the public blamed her in the wake of the oscar slap incident so she's painting the oscar slap thing that uh she goes the public blamed her it was like no they were calling him like they blamed him after they found out that you were banging all these dudes in the way that it was all presented i know i've said this before he must be gay he must be it's like the separation the separation the fact that like he slapped a guy that's like a gay thing to do is the slap over a woman like it's just i don't know

all this stuff is like i don't know it's just saying she's not passing the smell test here it's not passing the smell test that she's the victim i mean maybe the whole thing's just a work and we're morons but it's work for what though it's like he's all books i guess he's the breadwinner with the movies and you're like if if he even starts if his movie sales are affected five percent that's more than any books she could ever sell the other way right so you're like if you're thinking of it as like the smith as like a corporation the family you're like this isn't helping none of this is yeah i don't know maybe he's just trying to get some of her own money into her pocket for when they finally can separate because he's about to take a half a billion dollars from him.

I guess. That's the part that he's probably just looking at that fucking oof. Jada is not currently in a relationship. She says she's the victim of the slap. After everything that happened, the Will Smith slaps Chris Rock and she goes, I'm the victim of this. Chris Rock just got a joke at least. I know.

Jada, who is currently, okay, she goes, the aftermath of the incident saw Jada take a lot of flack for Will's actions. Jada shared that it was ridiculous how far it went, especially because people had a false narrative that she cheated on Will. This is the part that really made me

fucking, bubbled me up, man. So she's saying that there was a false narrative going around that she cheated on Will. Huh. I'm just just like i don't think for a second where did that false narrative come from oh i don't know maybe the talk show you did for six months straight and the nine fucking month press tour and she made him come on the show and talk about her affair is she saying that wasn't cheating like is that the thing she's like that she's saying we were separated yeah so it's like why did people think that then you lied that either you this woman had will smith come on her show read shoe diaries or whatever yeah and then they basically went through the whole thing and she was talking about how when she had the entanglement she's like the

media is a false narrative like all of that was from your show's clips. Yeah. Yeah. The whole thing is fucking. No, you made him look like a bitch. Yeah. That's all she's been.

That's all she does. She's like vindictive. And now she's on another press. You would think that he got caught like cheating with 20 different women. Yeah, totally. Like publicly, like a whole thing where she got publicly

humiliated being like you know i was i was faithful to him and then it turns out he was like all over the place cheating with me i know none of that came out i know especially because people had a false narrative you did a show talking about all the dudes that you banged because you weren't with them i think that uh when we just look at human nature when you look at the breadcrumbs people need something to blame jada said in a bombshell interview today no you were on a will smith is a bitch tour and then people and people had enough of it you know what i mean he was the truth though is he was the bad guy but everyone was like everyone who kind of the narrative was the true narrative which is he was being bitched around for so long. And then this was him standing up for himself.

But people only punished him for so long. People were kind of like, that's the bad guy. Then they got over it. If he stands up for himself, he needs to slap her, not Chris Rock. Well, that's why people are mad at Will too. And that's why it took us two years to forgive him. All right. I don't know.

But there is a point where he's a battered woman. That's how he's behaving exactly right so at some point it's like you know you need to be back on his side yeah you go okay you know at some point when the girl's like the girl and the guy in the big abusive relationship you go okay well you're not perfect either but at some point you just need to rescue them someone that just needs to rescue this guy fuck these youtubers boxing we need to get the two of them boxing the winner fucking gets the haircut they have the same haircut and then she goes on and on about how tupac with her relationship with tupac uh was so you know so great and how she just such a gang she's basically living in a gangster's paradise up until when she met will tup-pack this, two-pack that.

Fucking Coolio. And by the way, it kind of reminds me of, like, obviously I've dated, you know, kind of like party scene, club promoter, you know, adjacent type of girls. Sure. And it is a very...

Who is? It is a very specific type of girl that's always talking about some famous guy that she used to date a long time ago. That's the worst. Like, you know what I mean? Just going on about how I was, you know, dating the singer from all time low for a year and she'll always bring it up.

Yeah. Like those girls that have, you know, some very famous connection, they'll never go through a full night without like mentioning the famous guy that they used to date or whatever. Yeah, it's their high watermark of their social life, probably. Yeah, or if they dated a basketball player or something, they'll bring it up nonstop, those type of girls. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Actually, that was when I had my fling with Riff Raff. It's like, you didn't tell me you had a fling with Riff Raff. It's such... Well, you don't care because you're like, yeah, I mean, you're just some chick. You know what i mean but but you're just like in your mind you're like rolling your eyes at these girls because they think that they're like slick with like trying to humble brag about some crappy celebrity they dated or whatever yeah but it's such it's such a very very specific type of girl that she is celebrities because chicks like that shit

that's just that's how it works. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly, right? Well, you come, yeah, so you come to celebrities, you go, that's what you get out of this. Like, you bang them in the neck and drop it in conversation forever.

A very specific type of clout chasing girl. Yeah, like, you're like, yeah, some fucking, what was the dude from Swollen Members or whatever?

You're like, yeah, I fucking, mad cow or some shit. Mad child. Or mad child or whatever. You're like, yeah, I fucking mad child. Exactly, yeah. Good for for him good for you I fucked vanilla ice

back up to eroding but she has all or some girl yeah just being like I think I dated one girl she banged Jay Baruchel and she just slipped that in there every now and then okay thanks for letting me know oh you fucked all the harlem globetrotters huh they're actually not that famous though

it's better than the washington generals it's such a specific type of human that brings that up all the time so that's it's almost like triggering me that she won't stop talking about how her and tupac had her thing yeah i mean it's just uncalled for it's it's uncalled for it's uncalled for it's unconscionable it's just fuck it's inevitable it's irrevocable it's irrevocable it's irrestraintable i mean what happens what happens if he kills himself or something is that just she won you know what i was thinking about that and this is when a famous guy kills himself. This is how much men don't care about suicide. When a famous guy kills himself, you know,

one even cares. They wear shirts. Epstein didn't kill himself. Yeah. You know, just because that's easier for their mind than admitting that this person, this person was sad. How would you like it if you killed yourself and you tried to send a message

and everyone's walking around with Tim didn't do it yeah a whole fucking meme that's a good point right yeah it's a it's a it's a billionaire who went through a hardship in life yeah that's tough i mean it's tough for these these rich people i guess jada pingott smith says she knew she was pregnant within seconds of sleeping with will smith and he was so pumped about it, and she cried all night long. There is, give me one reason. Give me, please, give me a reason. Just one reason. Give me one reason why there is any possibility that while they're still in their 50s,

this isn't a he's dead tell all for her to be going around saying i will was when we had a kid will was pumped and i was uh mortified because i was so cool and will wanted me so bad that he wanted to lock me down and i hated it eventually i came to like him dude i'm sure do you think will smith thinks about like there must have been like you know the whoever was the second choice i wonder who that was his second choice yeah what kind of life that might have been married before i don't know was he yeah i think so she is the second wife oh stick with the first one then what happens grass is always greener everybody but it isn't always dude she's she's literally saying and she goes, you know, I'm not the bad guy here.

It's like, why do I know the name August Ames? That wasn't a someone, that wasn't a leak. That was you telling me about it on your TV show. What name was that, Ryan? What's the guy's name? August. Wasn't that, Ryan?

Enjoy the comment section, everybody. Who's August Ames? The porn star What was this guy's name August something I don't know Wasn't that though Johnny what's the guy's name

Rest in peace August Wasn't his name August August Ames is the porn star That killed himself That killed herself Yeah yeah Legend Oh why did they kill themselves

Because they got Trashed by people Yeah she She wouldn't do What August Alsina August Alsina August Ames was the one That she wouldn't do gay Yeah, she wouldn't do... What? August Alsina. August Alsina. August Alsina was the one that she wouldn't do gay porn

or she wouldn't fuck gay porn stars or whatever and then they bullied her and she killed herself. Well, I'm sure that's Jada's fault too. Probably. Jada Pinkett, bitch, if you ask me. Is this her first book though? I don't know. I want to like...

Because I didn't check it before this, but like how many books does she must I'm curious I think they fucking crank him out dude oh yeah she's got a lot of books

they're not straight they get these massive advances too and they're printing money and they're not even writing it like she didn't write her own book

that's even but she's like telling the people the information you go meet with them and you tell them all this stuff yeah yeah

Will's a fucking bitch and you're like and the guy's like really? Will stuff Yeah yeah You go Will's a fucking bitch And you're like And the guy's like Really? Will Smith? Yeah yeah yeah He's a fucking loser bitch He's got a fucking small dick

He can't get it up He's a bad father He's just a piece of shit He's fucking cheap He's stingy Preach All this stuff And you go

Really Will Smith? He goes He's a bad actor You go Bad actor Come on Really? He goes

Yeah he's the worst actor You go He has like An Academy Award Weak He's short Short? I mean really? I mean he's She goes, yeah, he's the worst actor. You go, he has like an Academy Award. Weak, he's short. Short?

I mean, really? I mean, he's like tall. He goes, no, he's short. You go, all right.

A lot of people don't know that. Where's lifts? You go, really? All right. That's what she's doing. She's saying she's being vulnerable, but all her vulnerable stuff is that she you don't go so crazy god damn it

that's a move it's you don't date you don't if i mean this is not applicable to anybody here maybe it is i guess somewhat but not really but it's just like you can't date people in showbiz if you're in show business you don't date people in showbiz i mean i know girls that aren't in showbiz that they're this though yeah yeah for sure but i guess a million but you don't have garden variety narcissist chick yeah but you don't have to deal with the fact that like imagine that garden variety narcissist chick and then happens to be like super famous it's like what that person then becomes is this but you don't need that much right now i know but they're still like caged in a little bit you know a little bit more caged in yeah like there's no books you're

like yeah go write a book bitch i don't care like nobody's gonna read it versus this and you're saying that we know guys that were taken down by fucking you know tell-alls by girls that had like four followers yes we know multiple i can name five off the top of my head yeah tell all books or just like in the industry we're not yeah no not we don't know five girls that would tell all but that's what i meant it's just like the book thing the book obviously anybody could go on fucking go make a tiktok that gets a million views just calling some dude out but yeah and she's not even calling him she's just she's saying he's a loser i know it's crazy that's what i'm saying but the person she's sitting in the interview to write the book, and the guy goes, okay,

so when you got pregnant, what happened? And they go, oh, Will was so happy that he got me pregnant. He just knew that he locked me down, and he was happy. And what were you doing? Cried. He goes, I was looking up abortion clinics in the phone book. I cried. Yeah, I wanted to get an abortion.

I was crying. It's like, why? It's like, because I'm better than him? I don't know. He said, fucking carry his weak sperm. You don't have any sort of... You don't have any preservation for the person you were with? I never really go on record and trash talk anyone that I dated for a while.

No, I don't do that. No, me neither. It's a fucking scumb a while. No, I don't do that. No, me neither. It's a fucking scumbag move. No, never. Only to... No. Even if they did something super bad, I don't even tell people, man. No, no.

You gotta put that in the past, you know? Put it in the past, but also it's like, whatever, right? Yeah. You're not gonna... What are you, trying to get revenge on someone? I don't know. I mean, it sounds like she's trying to get revenge on him. It does feel like it.

But it's just like, what did he do yeah being like like unless that's part of the book is the last chapter loving you yeah like maybe the last chapter is like in case everybody's wondering why i'm like this and then that's the big fucking tell all these go and there's some explanation had sex with dogs or something crazy and you go okay his reaction though he's sort of playing it okay though he goes he sort of said i wish her the best and he's and he posted he's on a boat and he's just on a boat by himself and he goes i can take naps anywhere it's like almost a guy losing his mind a little bit yeah you know you could be you're just on a boat by yourself everyone's like hey what are you saying

about this stuff or bitch she basically says you're the biggest bitch ever she's in love with tupac you're the loser and then he goes he goes, he goes, look at me. He goes, he posted it on Instagram. He goes, I can take a nap anywhere. He goes, hey, everybody, look at me. I'm on a boat. And then they stopped filming and it's him tying an anchor around his waist. Goodbye, cruel world.

She's talking about how she did acid with her son, too. So that's another part of it. I cannot think of a person I would less want to do acid with in my life than my mother. Or Jada Pinkett Smith. Or Jaden Smith. He might be all right.

I don't know, man. He wears dresses and stuff. He's a wacky dude. You'd be looking at him. My mom and his mom are the two people probably I don't want to do acid with. You're telling me you wouldn't want to do acid with him, and then you'd be like, what's up, dude? And he'd be like, did I not tell you that the gender binary? He'd be telling you about the gender binary.

I don't want to hear about the gender binary when i'm doing acid yeah that's true i just feel like she's put on some music the only binary i want to hear about is the he seemed like a kind of dude though guy who you'd be like hey man like you'd be doing acid with him in like la he goes you want to do something cool and you go yeah what are you thinking he goes hop in the car let me show you my mom's dildo collection you like drive to vegas and he's just got that sphere all to himself you go we got the sphere we do whatever we want and then you're just playing fucking video games in the sphere watching like clockwork orange or something that's possible yeah i don't know i was making fun of jayden smith for a while then he had

that one song icon that i thought was good that's all it takes with me to like someone is one thing that i like and then i'm they're back in my good graces didn't even know he does music so i used to be my like go-to thing to make fun of like it would kind of be like oh my favorite rapper is i mean i like little bow wow jayden smith i used to always kind of say that like you know little zane's great like just yeah yeah my favorite two bands are um puddle of mud and jayden smith it's just like a funny name but then you have that one song it's an icon it's actually sick so i telling you, you do one good thing. You're back in my races.

Forgiving person. That's fine. Unlike Jay. Unlike Jay DePica Smith. You're like Jesus, basically. So basically. Ryan Hayes, Juice Long. I'm like Jesus in that I've been persecuted by the Jews.

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they kind of had a tumultuous situation. He got booked doing stuff with other girls and then they were going to break up and she didn't want him to but he proposed and he gave her a ring or whatever and this girl sued him

basically saying, and this might be relevant to you that uh she goes he changed his mind so you didn't want to get married anymore and she sued him for 50k and then won yeah what is going on in these courts man i don't know i don't know i don't i don't understand the basis for that i like what is she saying because she quit her job to take care of the kids so then like she's some shit like that some common law bullshit but then but she's saying um the decision was basically a breach of promise to marry that was what she was suing that's a law dude you know they have seasteading yeah that's the only way to get married your chicken goes if you get married you go for seastead sitting on a no jurisdiction marriage.

Don't count. We got married in the ocean. You agree. You're like, yes, I will get married. We're having a ceremony at one square mile. Half the people who are watching are just vomiting as the fucking thing just goes back. What's the area that's technically no one's wedding? International waters.

Get married in international. You have to have your wedding in international That's a good move She goes Yeah we're gonna get married It's gonna be on a big boat Where's it going Remember the guy who died I think we covered this

The guy who died and then he was worried that his wife would divorce him So then he filed for a divorce for her like the day after they got married and she never knew. That's the smartest move That's the move that you do. Is you just literally

She didn't realize they were divorced. Yeah, he's just he's like, honey, let's get married. You do the whole thing and then the next day he's like,

I'd like to file for a divorce, please. Don't you have to get her to sign the papers though? Forge a signature, man. No, I think where he did it it was like some Anold it? It was either some weird country or some it was like in cuba or some space it was something where like he was allowed

to do it and then he just did it and then they she and then when she went to get a divorce and she's never even married for no he died he died and then she was like some crazy um like battle over the assets and they're just like you guys were never married or you're married for a week or something like 35 years ago. Dude, imagine that you get fake certificates, fake everything. Oh my God.

It's an amazing prank from the dead right there. That's as good of a prank from the dead as it gets. She goes, oh, I'm getting so much money. He goes, you ain't getting shit, bitch.

Incredible. I'm getting so much money. You getting a job, bitch. Wrong. How about this you go to the will she goes to the thing the will and then he goes it's a box of riches and you open it up and it's a mcdonald's apron you just have to go on a scavenger hunt to get those riches the headpiece the takeout i had the headset it's the drive-through window exactly tough times but that is a crazy prank though you say you're getting married to a chick and then you basically get like fake certificates and then a fake priest and everything you the whole fake ceremony and she just was never married yeah Yeah. I could see that happening or have,

have, have happened in the past in some capacity. Like some guy who's like the double family person who needed to like double family guys get married again. Yeah. There's also guys that are like not official citizens too. So they're using like a fake ID. So you're like,

the girl's like, you are married. And you're like, yes, you and a guy are married. You and some poor chump who is not me are married. You're right. You are married to John Hernandez.

So basically, the thing was they had to do the court, right? And in the court, the guy was kind of funny because the guy's trying to appeal the decision. He goes, if I have to pay her for our time together, that essentially would make her a prostitute. And that's against the law. And the judge gave him an eye roll and said, nice try. The old prostitution defense. He goes, yeah, the judge is like, yeah, I tried that with my own wife.

I think it's a girl judge, dude. Oh, okay. I bet you there's a lot of girl judges that go into marital court. Probably. Yeah, so basically he's pointing at her and he goes, Defined prostitution by Webster's Dictionary is defined as exchange of cash or services in exchange for sex. Would that not? But yeah, apparently this guy got screwed got screwed right so the judge basically was like

how often you bang in and then he goes how much does he nag you knock off a couple for that and they like came up with an amount for him calling off the engagement so you got to be careful there out there folks you got to be careful out there is the moral of the story yeah very careful that's a lot of jada pink and bitches out there really real sobering stuff. That really makes you think. It does really make you think. The justice system is just not for the boys. The same reason as we were swishy-washy about Elon Musk and then we gave Elon Musk the last chance. We said if he

actually pulls through on his Twitter deal we'll give him our full support. Will Smith has the boys cast full support again. Is there anyone else that we didn't like and then we switched over and gave him our full support? Yeah. I don't know. I'm not sure.

We're a full free Will Smith family now. Yeah, I'd like him freed. You're just... I mean, you'd think he's a PR person. You know what they do, Niamh? Does he not have a team where they're like, this just looks bad? Make her disappear, man. Scientology.

Yeah, that is true. Make her go on a fucking... You know what he's doing? He's testing out with that boat. She probably knows where fucking Miscavige's wife is and that's why she's going nowhere. She's got her own little Samson option.

That's what Will was doing on the boat. You know what I mean? He was like dicking around loosening a couple of screws for when she dicks. Because I bought you a boat. USS Liberty. screws for when she takes it because i bought you a boat uss liberty okay so israel and palestine me and danny both of us for the last week i mean we went i guess which you know this is there's a part of it that comedy does fry your brain but it's also a part of it twitter has been frying my brain twitter yeah yeah but i've been both of us have been

non-stop including people we know getting emails letters basically we're both yeah cease and desist hey ryan uh you don't have a jewish mother did your mom get mad at you yeah what'd your mom say she's just like this isn't the time to make jokes no it is your mom gave you hell well she i had this one joke where i was literally making fun of the people who were like um who were uh dying no it was just just like all the intersectional people who were just like you know uh the anti-racist folks essentially who were just like uh anti-racist but then like you know enjoying the dead israelis and then yeah i mean you've been you've just been you've been you've been like an edgy liberal on this almost yeah i mean i've just been you know what i mean like old school edgy liberal sort of

yeah i've been uh i've been uh calling them how i sees them i guess but yeah it's been it's a lot there's actually a kid i just saw yesterday what would your mom say she's just like you know it's because she's like there least no time for jokes Yeah but then I'll win her back Cause she follows me on Twitter Cause I got her on Twitter now You got her on Twitter?

Yeah so my mom like DMs me on Twitter and stuff And then she'll be like I don't like this And then I'll have one And she goes That one's good That was a good one

I told you She sends me like Red pill memes Your mom's back on My mom sends me Red pill memes and shit On Twitter I think most of the people

In my real life Have sort of given up they know that they're like they all you can do is if you if you give me like a if someone one of my someone that i'm kind of friends with right now wants to send me like a you're going too far message all they can do is get yeah i said all i said i i got one from someone we know who is like an old uh used to be like a personality that was pretty popular yeah less popular now and then anyways and i got some long message from him where he's like i think you're going too far here with this stuff and i go all right but it's so crazy go there's this is the this is the how my i think the point i'm trying to make is so i got 40 fucking letters

and i got i got the same thing as a media a million times too where people send me full-out emails being like what you don't realize and then they go i'm literally just got one where someone goes what you're not realizing is that hamas and palestine are different things and like like just all that sure should we go what i mean i've been we've been talking about this stuff for fucking you you know, 15 years. Like, yeah, yeah. That's what I don't, I don't,

that's a nuance that I don't understand. But my point is, is you go, you have a world that's so crazy right now that you have college kids out here, you know, essentially doing, you know, gas,

the day of jihad for me was, it was fucking the pain in the ass. We'll go ahead. Sorry. No, no. I was just saying the, the day of jihad rally me was fucking a pain in the ass. Well, go ahead. Sorry. No, no. I was just saying the day of jihad rally or whatever they had on Friday. And then everybody in my family was like, you can't go outside.

And I'm like, are you kidding me? I can't go outside. Like, they're not going to do anything. First off, what kind of terrorists announce they're going to do terror? Like, they go, hey, tomorrow's terror day. No. No. I was like, fuck that shit.

The only thing you did was a global day of jihad on that toilet let's just say some of that porcelain got fucking brucked up yeah no I mean listen though the West is in decline and everyone's hell-bent on accelerating it all you can really do is make jokes at this point yeah like these people are for For sure. Like how about this for a joke? You know how I said that Zelinsky is the. Side piece. Turned into the side chick or whatever.

How about this? A sketch. It won't work because none of us can do impressions good enough. But a sketch. Zelinsky and Joey Greco. Pretty good, right? Yeah. Zelinsky and Joey Greco come into a meeting between biden and netanyahu stabs joey greco joey greco

the cheaters what they were doing here and he's got like he's got like stupid glasses maybe so that's an option how's it going yeah fuck man but okay so and you we're gonna go through some of the insane things that are going on right now but it's the fourth turning what is that man it was that was that guy uh fucking here remember his name but he we talked about it before he wrote that book about the fourth turn about it's called the fourth turning uh neil howe good book but it's basically how the world goes through these cycles these seasons and every season is about 25 years and it just goes through these like cycles and we're currently in the fourth one which is the super chaotic one and it basically started like

around right when trump came in but it's like last like 25 years oh really yeah and then but from that is like it's essentially it's's essentially basically our whole adult life yeah yeah yeah the next i mean if he's right and he's like it's been you know obviously kind of a weird deal for us there's exceptions but i mean i think anybody who's ever been 80 years old like lived through some sort of like yeah you don't have to do it in your you know 20s and 30s i always well would you rather do when you're fucking five getting bombed out like no i'd rather do it when you're over 50 where you're whatever yeah but anyways any but i think anybody's always like dude the shit like my fucking all my families live through you're like okay i mean i guess it's gotta have something i mean it's still not bad i

guess that's true it's not bad like the worst thing that's happening right now is just like i don't know my eggs cost more it's like that sucks i guess yeah and you don't even need to buy them but you just like to fertilize them or whatever just like a good egg you know the um so the first of the wackiness which is it's kind of the intersectional stuff but a large you go the israel israel makes the hormones I needed But I support Palestinian liberation So this is Full out Brain aneurysm

So basically she's like She's an Israel trans person And she looked And her hormones were made by Israel And it wasn't Mohammed's Mohammed's male estrogen caliphate That didn't exist right hormone zone yeah that's i mean that's too bad it's it's just i mean it's not like the israeli government's

making it it's like a company in israel she says it's tied into pro-israel stuff well she doesn't want to support israel then don't i don't know yeah well then where's she gonna get her hormones from well guess what uh i'm not that's not the only thing that's happening. Because I want to support Palestine, but my problem is apparently Hamas and the Palestinian religion as a whole don't have my kink gear. What, do they make your favorite kink gear? Well, that's the thing yes obviously i want to wear palestine but i'm gonna need i have a i'd like to wear a ball gag i like a leather gimp mask

and i'd wear that around and so it's gonna be a bit of a rude awakening for me yeah when i'm not able to get my gear yeah my leather daddy outfit this is your favorite kink supply store located on the Gaza Strip? This is my problem. Hey, man. You should shop local. Well, it's going to be bad news for my furry convention because I have a furries for Palestine. That's funny. Furries for Palestine. It's probably a real thing.

Probably the Palestinians are like, what now? What are you guys doing for us now? Just chill. We don't need all your support. Nipple tassels, men forget. Oh, it's crazy. Okay, so a large part of the community in the U.S. is being, and then they go, is being forced to choose between life-affirming transition

and Palestinians' demand for freedom. But by the way, when they have to choose, they have to choose between what to post, by the way. Yeah, of course, of course. That's what they mean. Right, yeah, yeah. Well, I guess immorally they go like, I don't want to support this thing. I wonder if the Palestinians have maybe tried the tact

of being like, hey, it affirms us to invade Israel. That was to speak their language. They just go, hey, it affirmed our gender to invade israel and then maybe israel's like oh sorry we didn't yeah you know got to get them on their own you know you come to them where they're at yeah exactly you know excuse me i said when i went back to the excuse me i said when i went back to the pharmacist because she found out that it was tiva pharmaceuticals that make her it's like one of the biggest pharmaceutical companies in the world and i'm a big supporter of BDS.

Could I please have a prescription from a different... I don't know. I can think she has BDS, but... No, no, no. It's the Roger Waters thing. This was no longer just about feeling free in my body. So that's... I think it's

Guida Girl. I'm having trouble sort of putting these together. Does it matter? No no it really doesn't matter so basically they want Mohammed's dick removing cream and they can't get it so Ahmed's you know Ahmed's pre-pubescent yeah they gotta settle for Moish's

schmeckle remover instead of Ahmed's you know Ahmed's Ahmed's trying to remove the bone a different way Moish's Schmeckle Remover. Instead of Achmed's, you know. Achmed's. Achmed's trying to remove the bone a different way by fucking detonating it. We have no way to remove penis. Yes, come with us. We do it in back room.

He goes, hey, I'm here for my, give my son puberty blockers. And you go, oh, yes, we heard about you. Come back here, back room we we do surgery i wonder if there's gonna be like some humanitarian thing where there's like the two trans people in gaza who are like we can't get our human we are puberty blockers or whatever because they got like hamas keeps using them for whatever to make some sort of like rocket or some shit it's repurposed no so these people's brains are like very fried uh-huh

you know what another a decent point that someone said was the uighur muslims you don't hear a lot about them anymore you know because there aren't anymore but it's so funny that they just like it's so political where people are it's like if you ever said to these people here you go hey the uighur muslims in china no one wants to say anything but they go these muslims and they go yeah these muslims should then you know i mean i will say that the uighur muslims is like as bad as it is that they're in these like re-education camps it is worse what's happening the palestinians in terms of just like sheer yeah but it's just flipped on who cares yeah of course that's well they move on it's it's just yeah but this is complete polar opposite it's like right-wing people care about the Uyghur Muslims

and left-wing people care about these Muslims. You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. Okay, so college campuses has been kind of the big debate right now because some of your people have been pulling the money. Yeah. The amount of, by the way, anti-cancel culture people who have now become pro-cancel culture people over this is Dave Rubin.

Dave Rubin is insane. Dave Rubin is he not only is he pro, not even has he become pro cancel culture, but then they're also anti free speech. They're like, you can't rally. You can't like pro. You're like, these are all the things you were very recently. Pretty. This shit is like tenants of your thing. No, this shit exposes how full of shit some people are and it's funny because they always go, look at the

a lot of times they go, look at the hypocrisy this guy, oh, so you don't do this anymore? And you go, yeah, and you're the opposite of that. Yeah. You know what I mean? You go so you supported this now, but you support this now and you go, yeah, and you're the reverse of that. Yeah, and you supported that then and this now. You know what I mean? I don you supported this now but you support this yeah and you go yeah and you're the reverse of that yeah and you supported that then and this now you know what i mean i don't have a good example off the tip of my head but the it is i try to if you take the i think the thing that struck me the most out of the whole last little while was if you just look

at every person that for the last like five years has said you know if there's one you know nazi flag there this is the worst you know anyone with the four people that made a you know a wrong joke you know is on every hate list or whatever charlottesville is you know even january 6 you go this was a legitimate the world they were about to take over the united states government um charlottesville like people going to that it's they're irredeemable the worst thing in the world and if you gave any of these colleges tiki torches they're that they're richard spencer then times 10 yeah yeah they'd be marching they would be they would fire be firing up those tiki torches with the with the uh what is it the khaki pants yeah yeah and i think i probably think the same thing then

as i think now where you go yeah these these college kids are uh mental their brains are broken but their brains are broken because they're like the whole ideology is the brain yeah but i'm also just like look yeah i agree but also just like look i mean obviously if you're like some muslim students group it's, who do you expect them to support? Like, what are they going to be like? Muslim student, Harvard Muslim students for Israel? Like, I don't know.

Yeah. You're like, I guess people would be like, well, just don't say anything. I don't know. But then that's anti-free speech. The argument against it would be, okay, let's say that you were any group, right? The day after there was like a a terrorist attack you'd you wouldn't celebrate that part of it i think that's what the argument is yeah but again this wasn't a terrorist attack it was a freedom fighters attack that's the exactly that's what they say they go

there wasn't like again like there was a video there's videos of people i kind of i think that me and you probably have a you just look at the whole thing and you can kind of see all the parts of it but i'm not trying to explain what's happening i'm explaining why people's minds are blown yeah of course of course yeah they can't they can't again it's just like people are able to just have so many conflicting things just fucking banging around their heads yeah well they're not well sort of but they're not now and that's why amy schumer's the word like that's why a lot of these, but a lot of these Jewish people are having, like, their minds are blown, and you're just like, you know, you go to these college campuses, you know, up until now, they were so reasonable, it's like, you know, these, they were just doing their no white people days, and you know, this is, these people are like, And I marched with your no white, well, it's just like,

They literally kicked professors off the college because they're having a no white people day and this is some surprise that's what i'm saying there's kind of an astounding lack of uh self-preservation that you see on some parts of what did you mean by that i actually didn't get that one well because you see all these like johnny can you get me a water i mean we kind of have a lack of self but you take this right now we sort of have a lack of self-preservation to some degree. We just say what we think. No. Well, it's just like you see these like someone like Amy Schumer who's like, yo, I marched with all your things expecting that like when they're coming for me, like you're going to

protect me. And you're like, no, they were never going to help you. Like all the people who you thought when you went in March on all your like rallies, the anti-white people being like, I'm one of the good ones. And then like the moment this shit happens, you just realize you're oh yeah they're never gonna help you like they're not on your side no like and she's like i could have told her that and we could have told her that where you're like yo they're not gonna help you you know what you are exactly what happened but it is you actually the one interesting thing that i will say and those people it's exactly what you said i've sort

of said this many many times on this podcast that Jews are sort of like the final boss for progressives because if you always go it's like even in the joke it was you know even if you look at essentially what the alt-right is they're like white guys and then they go hey there's one more up on that totem pole that's kind of like

their argument right if you in some way it was like social justice for white people absolutely but um if the final boss of that if you go if you have an ideology where the whole deal is if someone has more representation than they should yeah and what they should have is everyone even across the board if you're 40 of the population you just have 40 of the jobs if you're 30 of the communism it's legitimate communism right you go the final boss obviously is that for sure so it but the other side of that is that so you know there's this big jewish guy right and he's wexler and you kind of think he did victoria's secret he's taking millions away from the colleges because

of their stances at harvard and stuff like that he's also like one of the main fucking he literally had to step down from victoria's secret because of his uh tie-ins with jeffrey epstein whoops but the interesting thing that i've sort of noticed and this took i only kind of finally like hit me after a couple days i was just like you almost have to remember like respect the jews do get shit done because like if you think about it like one way to look at it is you know like okay i'll even say you've been sort of arguing people about jewish people where they go which is somewhat true where they go you're white when it's convenience and jewish when it's convenient but then you could go the other way where they go and to them you're jewish when you're convenient you're white that's the thing it's like it goes both ways yeah it goes

both ways like i can't like i always i used to have a joke about it but you're Jewish when you're Canadian. You're white when you're Canadian. That's the thing. It goes both ways. Yeah, it goes both ways. Like, I can't. Like, I used to have a joke about it, but you're like, if they start rounding up Jews, I can't just be like, oh, guys, no, no, no. Like, everybody's been saying I'm white for this period of time, so I'm just going to go with that now. And they're like, well, no. So that sort of goes both ways. Yeah, for sure.

You know what I mean? And I obviously do joke about it, yeah. Yeah, and obviously it's just kind of funny. But they are sort of, okay're if you're just like a white dude right they've i am they've done a pretty good job of making like if you're just a republican white guy or whatever they've made like um what would be the word defending anything like quote unquote white so toxic you can lose your job right of course any dude wants to be like basically something that would be just normal in any if you

say if you're loved in japan and you go i don't want this to be minority japan if you say i don't want to be normie white it's like you might as well be in the klu klux klan you know what i mean yeah so they've really done a good job of doing that but the jews sort of have not let their thing that happened to them so one way you could say if you were uh that's why everybody gets mad about israel because everybody's like oh so israel gets an ethno state but we don't get an ethno state like although like essentially nationalist well i guess if i was so i i get that point if you're on the other side of it you'd be like yeah you're you pussies let you know what i mean you guys yeah i guess you could say it the other way around but if you are what you there is a part of it where they go they're sort of the final they're

the final step where you go anyone with too much power is problematic absolutely because if they can take down that final pin it's that's the final pin in it right yeah but if they can't take down that top pin then the thing always sort of never really quite materialized that's why you see like the fucking the memes coming back or like the kanye memes are basically back in full effect like what's his name remember like the red the chart with the red chart or whatever and like the there's another one that's been going around which is like all the jews and like the media or whatever and then you're like and you look at it it's like pretty uh i guess compelling somewhat if you don't really know but because i was looking at the one like someone there was one going around yesterday.

That was like a big one. And there was like, Oh, here's like all the Jews who work for like a Comcast or whatever. And you're like the CEO of Comcast is Jewish. But then you're like, yeah, but his dad started it.

So you're like, okay, that's not that crazy. But then also you're like, there's also, they have 180,000 employees and they're like, here's 30 people that work at fucking Comcast that are Jewish. And you're like,

yeah, like, I mean, I guess. I mean, I guess the argument is it should be zero. I don't know. Well, the other argument, the other way around. Well, they should all be working like the call centers, I guess, or something. Well, yeah. And then I guess the other way, it was like, well, yeah.

And the same thing that I guess other people do when they say that, okay, it's the same thing. People go like, look at all these top people. They're white or whatever. I guess the argument that you could make that they're that isn't that crazy is they're like well i don't like it that they keep saying they're all white and it's not it's like i'm i'm getting the like flack for something that i'm not even doing sure you know what i mean they go hey look at it's 90 white and they're like it's not though yeah it's well yeah one when there's lies and then like there's one where you're like it's not even true like that was another thing the np like

i was because i was like i you know i'm generally curious about this because i've said this before but like jews do not shy away from when they like are excelling at things to brag about those things right so then there was like one of the things of like the six uh media organizations was like npr and you're like n NPR is all Jewish. And then like, I went and looked, it's like, there's no Jews at NPR.

Like if you look at their whole fucking like, what is it? Dude, it's all just like the most intersectional shit you could imagine. You're right. I would imagine. Dude, it's like,

you know, the photo, that funny photo that's going around of that city counselor in Canada, you know, and it's like the girl in the wheelchair and there's a chick dressed like a witch and there's like four people in like rainbow suits you know what i'm talking about that photo that's what the fucking head of of npr is that's what the upper have you seen the uh have you seen the fashion show they did who dude they did a fashion show oh i think yeah and literally it is a girl walks with one leg

and then i'm not kidding you yeah this chick in the scooter right you're on the scooter but you just can't move and it goes she runs down and then it's just a girl with no legs fucking rolling down the fucking aisle and what's funny about that and you're just like i can't believe i wasn't there it's funny that i it's funny that we weren't able to get tickets he goes support them it's to me i'm saying it's funny like ironic that always when i'm not paying attention the best fashion shows happen like we're just out here calling fashion shows gay, when in fact there actually are some pretty good ones. I think it's funny in the same sense that it's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife. I mean, I will say that the funny thing is that there's this fashion show of these whatever, differently abled people.

And then there's like some perfect 10 who's out of work just stewing being like that should be me i'll cut your arm off yeah literally you're like i am a fucking gorgeous model you were correction you were i'm still conventionally gorgeous and i am out of work you know that's another good point on that fashion stuff because before they used to say all the fashion industry uh you know made us try to be too skinny and all that stuff and now the girls have their eyelash toupees and all that sort of shit you know but you go but you go and whatever trying to get too skinny or too fat or fake asses or whatever it's like yeah but now it's you guys doing it to yourself it's literal girls your average girls in photoshop have more reach than the company so it's like who are you blaming it on now yeah yeah

because think about the ladies that do it it's like yeah it's literally you guys so you took the fashion industry they don't have as much you know um pull as you uh fucking dixie damelia or whatever yeah and you go so now you got no one to blame but yourself nope when left to your own devices you guys are all putting a airbrushing a different human over your face the fashion industry was more honest than these normal girls now fashion industry eventually girls are on tinder wearing a mask yeah they're just gonna sell just like what's the just straight fabrics like the food they're just gonna be like here just take a thing a roll of fabrics and just i don't know figure it out i don't know what the hell you guys are anymore we know that some of the boys are out

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it was a little before but they're having a march when you zoom out they're having a march right now about how they don't have enough tampons in the dude's bathroom so you know it's all girls i mean but that's the same march as the pro-Palestine march. They just merge them into one march. But do you think that if they are... What are you marching for? Palestine? You go, oh, we're marching for no tampons in the men's room.

So I think we just consolidate here and we'll just be both more powerful. I'm sure a lot of the Palestine guys are loving the tampons in the men's room. Dude, politics makes strange bedfellows, as you say. It does make very... My enemy of my enemy is my friend. It politics makes strange bedfellows as you say it does make my enemy of my enemy is my friend it makes insanely strange oh hell yeah dude that's such a good true point it is the most man watching like right now like you know hardcore like right-wing conservatives and then just like fundamentalist muslims come

to get like do you just see these like connections you're like this is bizarre it is bizarre it's so bizarre but there's just like it's kind of like it's kind of like if you really hate a girl and you and her ex-boyfriend start being buddies absolutely you go fuck you go we don't i don't really like you but i fucking hate her yeah we have more in common than we make a truce yeah yeah exactly one last job but it's and it's all so temporary right like you just know that it's so temporary well it's like martin lawrence in the cop movie like they don't get along but uh i think it was martin lawrence when he has got the white irish cop partner white irish cop partner martin lawrence i know him as

bad boy uh he didn't bad boys but i think he had another cop movie and i'm pretty sure it was martin and he had some white irish cop and they were sort of an odd couple but uh national security yeah i told you there was one okay but oh is that the guy from shawn of the dead yeah yeah yeah yeah there is that guy yeah okay clemson university students have failed uh have rallied to protest sanitary products being stripped from the male bathrooms on the South Carolina campus, dressed in bright colors while clinging to signs with messages saying,

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will kill because there's no way that there isn't some ambitious what are you doing right now there is money to be made there is a box

there's literally a box of free tampons there's women who buy tampons you literally just stand outside of a CVS no stand outside of the CVvs being like hey anybody want some tampons like half price if you've been inside and then you're just like i got pawns for days because again nobody can police that like every restock is just like gone they're all gone yeah especially if you shove them up your ass you don't need to shove them up your ass you're a woman you prefer to shove them up

your ass that is a man i mean that's fine too but no way there's no way that they could last you're stupid if if you're a broke college kid and you walk into your men's room and there's just fucking pads and tampons everywhere you're a sucker if you leave them do you think that there's any guys at the protest that are trying to get pussy they go hey uh she's there like you know free palestine or whatever and then the other guy the girl's there he goes what are you protesting she goes tampons he goes oh me too actually sort of takes his pin off yeah he goes there's no tampons in

Palestine they need them really bad yeah I do agree Palestine needs more tampons in the men's bathroom how was college your kid coming back like so how was college oh my god huge protest i spent the entire semester i haven't been to class but i spent the entire semester you will not believe what we achieved we have a dispenser it's like you're basically you're basically taking a job like fucking doing stuff that should be like meetings for like the janitor

meeting yeah you're you're kind of uh it really is your your your college experience is you've sort of uh taken a position as like a janitorial intern yeah you're hijacking the janitor meetings you gotta make sure they're always stocked and it's like again it's like not uh like there is this thing called like the tyranny of the minority or whatever which is like basically that like you know very small amount of people can get their way is like basically that like you know very small amount of people can get their way with stuff you're like how many people i maybe i'm just this is me out of touch but like on somewhere like clemson campus and like how many female to male trans people are there female to male not that many male to female there's a lot of girls that

are in betweens but i think male to female the female the male is like you're talking a handful not very much college campus like i don't know if anything just like individually you're better you're better off just individually sending all those people lifetime supply like literally you're like here's a fucking storage locker here's the keys help yourself exactly yes and you go like but we're not putting them in the men's put in your Here's a fucking storage locker. Here's the keys. Help yourself. Exactly. Yes. And you go like, but we're not putting them in the men's room. Put in your male purse. But they don't get to see your man purse, your fanny pack that you carry.

But they don't get to send any message with that. They should just say like, listen, we're not doing ponds in the male bathroom. But if you need ponds, here's a lifetime supply for Transmail. All the ponds you got. Yeah, literally. Just like, we'll do an amazon like fucking recurring shipment to your house done and done on the house okay you have it's funny you have to go to the janitor's closet and get them okay so here's the okay actually i'm gonna ask you one question yeah do you think that as of now, it's looking like that Israel is going to go way too far with their retaliation?

Or do you think there's going to be some restraint? So this is Tuesday today. Yeah, and that's why we should mention that, by the way. We should mention that. Today's Tuesday that we're recording. Because I'm going on tour, so we had to go a little earlier. Excuse me. Good idea to mention that, man.

That's a good way to fucking... Let me hit some of this water here. Actually, Johnny, if you could grab one now, I was just saying you could have that in the meantime. There's some fucking dro to go around, dude. We got some dro.

Some H2 dro. But yeah, well, there was the hospital just got bombed and there was a hospital that just got bombed. And dude, this is such like

two hours ago from when we're recording. And then at first everybody's like they bombed the hospital israel bombed the hospital i israel i can tell you as somebody who spends a lot of time on twitter and i think personally that it somewhat does matter um yeah thank you johnny johnny glove for everybody um as it's so as like that it does matter winning the information war and like the war of just war of just what people think, the consensus. I'm like, I don't see them just bombing a hospital without any warning either.

People would be like, well, it's not even okay to bomb with a warning, but no warning? Crazy. And then maybe an out right before we started recording, it came out. And basically now everybody's saying that the hamas basically fired a rocket it misfired hit the hospital and it was just basically a faulty rocket or some shit but again like even if they have and apparently there's like news there was like news footage of them just like you know film because there's like all these channels like if you go on uh like all these like social media and stuff like twitch or whatever like youtube there's like live like uh security cameras or like cctv cameras of just the gaza

strip or whatever so apparently there was one video of just like you could see it happening but then everybody's like well that's fake like the the information war is crazy because like people are just like well that's fake and then like you know the idf comes out and be like well we didn't do it and everybody's like well you don't the IDF comes out and be like, well, we didn't do it. And everybody's like, well, you don't trust the IDF. And then you're like, well, and then, but so you trust Hamas.

I don't know. It's, it's, it's a crazy one. I, it's, uh, I'll tell you one thing that I was maybe if I was to say the one thing that I,

but Israel has to be very careful to not lose one. It's like, look, you're talking about there's 16 million Jews in the world. There's 1.8 million Muslims. It's like, it's not even close. It's not even close like if if like again i don't and assuming america does not intervene like and i'm hoping they do not and

sometimes it might be less when they're shape-shifting do you think there's what do you think about this though you know there's so many trans people in the military how about uh uh we we reach some sort of like just uh you know not not a consensus but a compromise here where if america does have to deploy soldiers to the middle east it's just the trans ones do you think people would maybe be on board with that it might be the first the first trans brigade or whatever well that's sort of like you know how they accuse israel of putting like uh pigs uh pigs on the bullets yeah that was fake that's their i know but that oh i actually didn't know whether whether whether i just said it's always they've always said that i'm not just even saying right now yeah that's their like insult to injury is well america's making them be killed by a train i think in yeah yeah yeah yeah with the pig bullets dude imagine getting

killed by a trans person with a pig imagine. Imagine just dipping the bullets into your mouth. And then you have, you do, the twist there is you do have 72 virgins waiting for you, but they're all pre-op trans. You go,

no, you go, he's had sex before, but this. No. Allah, excuse me. The virgin is the pussy's pressure or pose even post-op you go

i'm considered a virgin again but americans did do that during uh like you know the afghan war in iraq war they were doing the pig thing i actually was thinking man that would be one of the funniest things is when you saw like you know times square there was like the big protest there was like the israel side and then the palestine side and they were all just yelling at each other i was like how funny would it be if someone just fucking just crop dusted them with just raw bacon both sides just both of them just get it just like just getting hit with bacon in the face that'd be a good prank for a clown a clown to come through and do? Good?

No, no, no. I'm thinking more like a commercial, like one of those crop dusters that puts out forest fires or whatever. Yeah, like an old Jamie Kennedy's. Kind of, you know? And then they- On the battlefield is the last place that you'd expect to find some pork. And then maybe they would be like, you know what?

Maybe we're all not so different. We all hate getting just pork getting thrown out all hate getting just oh can you believe this and it's yeah it's sort of like when they do the food fight and hook and they all just realize right you know and they start doing the pig food fight and be like you motherfucker and then they and then now they just do that they should do that for all you're not so fucking bad you're not so fucking bad brother exactly they just do that for israel they just fucking just dump fucking all bacon all over the country well i'll say that the the most thing that not the maybe i just i i realized but maybe this week i kind of didn't realize the extent to which um that one of the biggest problems in those places is it's just like so hard to get a society running when you can't put in like when no you can't get foreign

investment yeah for sure yeah maybe i just didn't realize the extent to which that i thought i knew that was like one of the pieces but i didn't realize the extent to which that was like such a huge piece because it's like how can you ever build when you know there's no real property rights and there's no real um yeah no why would anyone invest money in i mean i think there are property rights i just think like i can't imagine enforcing them i can't well i can't imagine you can get insurance i don't think there's insurance i would guess but that's what i mean though so why would anyone like build a mall there yeah they wouldn't i mean it's funny well or not funny but there's like there are resorts

in the gaza strip i didn't know this like because everybody's like it's you know it's a open-air prison and i'm like well open-air prisons don't have resorts but like there are like for them i guess luxury resorts on the gaza strip and you can still book them yeah i don't think you could go to them but you could like you can go on booking.com and just like really look a night at a luxury gaza strip resort i'm not gonna yeah i'm gonna avoid doing that as well but i mean you know what People will start doing that as the support. Remember when people were booking Airbnbs in Ukraine? Oh, just the support? Yeah.

Okay, so on the topic, so on the thing, this is kind of the final thing of the college kid conversation because basically they had a truck, and the truck was driving around and basically showing the names of the students who were blaming Israel for Hamas attacks. Yes, basically. the names of the students who were blaming israel for hamas attacks like yes basically they just signed the things they were like hey sign the thing and then they signed the thing yeah i'm sure some of them are all about it some of them aren't but yeah

some of them don't want to rock the boat some of them are playing megan callie and candace owens are having a you know yeah some of them it's just like yeah this is where their ideology leads this is where their ideology leads some of them do believe it some of them are like i don't know i probably just to be accepted amongst these it's the same as amy schumer thing where she's just like their mind is blown where you're just like that you were on their side when they were like literally saying white professors were banned from campus you go yeah this is kind of where it leads or whatever but um the interesting part was it it's what you said before where it sort of made this little conversation where everyone's yelling at each other, like Candace Owens and Megyn Kelly,

who both are fans of the sketches. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they are. They're having a bit of a... Cat fight! And the thing is, Megyn Kelly's side is just like, these people should all have their names on a list. And some of these high people in high companies are kind of saying, we're making a list of these people's names and I never want to hire them.

Bill Ackman was trying to get that going. Bill Ackman, the famous investor. Bill Ackman was trying to get it going that there should never. And then the other side of it is kind of like the, oh, I'm going to take a principle. I've never been against cancel culture. A lot of these people are just young people doing stupid things or whatever the which is probably the actual truth but the other side that probably is the reality is more just like yeah then the other argument

would go well it's not going to stop unless they are held accountable for their actions i mean there is a there is a like biological kind of like like urge you know a biological kind of urge, some kind of carnal urge for an eye shot, where you go like, I kind of... I think that's... But the problem is, that's the part no one will say. So they have to be like, well, this is...

They have to justify... Yeah, they want revenge on these people. Just admit that. You hit the nail on the head. Yeah, you go like, look, they've been... All these people were probably... So they're having a fake argument is my point.

Yeah, they've been canceling people and now people want to just get their revenge on them. Yeah, sorry. And sometimes that is a good lesson for those people. You're sort of saying it better than I was because my point was, it was just like, the side, it's like, listen, conservatives are no stranger to loving getting whipped up into a frenzy. It's almost like they've been jealous of liberals for the last of the while, watching them get mad at everything. Because I think

that people, there is something that people just inherently like about being indignant about something. It's like their favorite thing, you know what I mean? Especially when they're taking the moral high ground of it. When they're on the right side of it. People like it. When they're on offense instead of defense, nobody likes being on defense.

It's a nice perch to be on. I think there's something about the human condition that they like they were people really feel good a majority of people are probably wired like that where there's nothing that gets them fucking rocker hard than getting to be like of course of course but yeah i don't know i i i the the conservative is just weird because and obviously i guess not all some of them are being principled but like they were the original cancel culture people and then they had their time away from it and some of them gravitate back and i mean i guess just like they're not all mon it's not a monolith but this is where i would say it was like again whatever if you want to be a commentator and political actor it's like you

know whatever whatever right but as a normal person it was like there's absolutely no benefit in you being hyped up and joining mobs on the internet. You know what I mean? Hell no. Hell no. Yeah. Like, as a, you know, the principled part of me obviously is like, yeah, don't, I'm

not in favor of cancel culture regardless. Well, I don't think we have that conversation. You more just have a conversation. What's the actual truth? Like the same reason if you go, if someone if someone said like oh this guy's super racist or whatever blah blah like yeah obviously there's part of it where you're just like well yeah i'm against people losing their job period but more so i'd just be like he's not yeah like i know him so what the case is you go you go the truth is if i was looking to hire someone yeah there are people that are like super all about

all this stuff and i wouldn't hire them because they're going to be a hassle and there's super certain people where they go this is why i say if you hired someone you go yeah i was in the thing in college i don't really care i'm not like a if you were super pro israel that's your whole thing and you're should i hire that guy who did this well it depends who's the guy what's the thing you know what i mean i think we have to go back to a kind of older time too when you just like you did discrimination but it was just a private thing that you did well that's why i said you used to have to discriminate based on the job well that's what i'm saying it's like like many people were you just say you just say those bankers right but

you know what i mean like it would it would be the kind of thing where someone's like yeah i'm pretty sure i didn't get that job because i was black and they're like did they tell you that and you're like no and then you're like but it might have been that but they never knew and then now we got into this like phase of society we were like openly being like we're not giving you this because of this we are openly it's like we need to go back to just like hey you know what if you care so much about this kind of shit as an employer and you look someone up and they were doing this thing and you saw them because you're doing your due diligence and hiring them then you'd be like you just don't call them back yeah like you just don't hire you've been in a meeting maybe it hasn't happened to you the same way but i've been in meetings where they go oh and what are

you doing for shabbat and i go i don't celebrate that and they go okay oh look at the time our that was good good powwow a great powwow and we're excited to hey you go nice to meet you and you're gonna shake hand you got your question just checking if you shake hands you with a woman problematic

just making sure yeah yeah but I don't know you just go back to just private discrimination that's the american way yeah that's but that's yeah there is having like a big conversation which is sort of like i mean probably kanda zoans is like her what she's saying makes more sense than megan collins i mean it's principle it's principle but that's what's actually going on is people all discriminate always like it's like yeah i mean i'm sure there are people who will look like look those people up and they won't care that they were involved with this thing in five years from now and probably the other half

yeah there will be some people who are just like yeah i don't want to hire people who are like you know in the streets like fucking celebrating when like people yeah you're telling two seconds if some are you gonna be are you gonna be trying to start all these organizations that take down my company what have you been up to lately you know what i mean absolutely it's it's really it's yeah there's are you as your whole deal trying to create fucking dissent in my organization because that's no good i mean this whole thing i think will be a bit of a course correcting mechanism for a lot of things you think so i think a bit yeah we'll see i guess i don't know i think there's a lot of like jews who got a little too liberal who are the chickens are coming home to roost for them right now and they go yeah it's a little too

liberal you know you said you uh you said to watch that like jared kushner thing yeah i watched like a little bit of it yeah i like them he sounds exactly like he was the most guy that he sounds and looks like a young super dave osborne honestly go watch it and listen to him he has like the kind of gravel he sounds exactly like him it's kind of weird he did seem like he knew what he was talking about but i think that i i think i was trying to read it i was trying to watch it be like why was people so like hated on him? And I guess the thing is he sort of really didn't know what he talked about, but he does throw around.

He was like, yeah, it's like 25 million here. And that was the best deal we ever spent. Like, I think he just throws around how much money he spent. It was TDS and the nepotism thing was the best deal. No, no. I was saying the other way. Oh. I'm talking about the, it's complicated now.

I'm talking about the people that hated him from the other way. gotcha i mean like this guy's israel's puppet or whatever right yeah because he does throw around big numbers it'd be like yeah and then obviously he doesn't know what he's talking about but he throws around like you know and then obviously throw a quick 125 billion that he's free and loose with these pretty big numbers that he's throwing around right yeah but the one thing he said that i thought was really interesting was he was like he was um he basically says uh only in washington can you fail at something for 10 years and then become like a million dollar a pop and be an expert yeah yeah you're an expert and you're like you have to like in the private sector if you fail for 10 weeks you get fired but there's so many industries like that you know what i mean there's so many

people that have never done the thing that are an expert So just speaking of universities Another thing So the degree Just to show where they're at in general The degree of magic is going to be offered at the University of Exeter I mean guys This is just a business

At the end of the day 500 fucking grand to get a degree in magic And it doesn't stop at magic. It's worse than magic. I mean, it makes your money disappear. It is fucking. They're doing something. Okay.

First, everyone put their tuition in this hat. Poof. That's your first lesson. We're going to. Yeah lesson we're gonna yeah we're gonna was our buddy had a really good joke who was it in Toronto

Indian dude Kunal Aurora he's not in Toronto he's here no okay no it wasn't his joke he's our buddy of ours

in Toronto that I forget but he says that the only he goes the only thing I'm doing a g-hat on is my parents dreams oh uh Faisal Faisal yes Faisal that's great

he's a man of shadow Faisal that's who it was but um the magic thing yeah essentially they're doing a they're doing a disappearing act on your chance of having a successful career chance i mean at that point you're just holding we're gonna make we're making your parents pride disappear that's so weird you're like what do you need a degree in magic you just gotta go trick a bunch of people and then you're like i don't know

like magic you just sit at home being like making making coins disappear and shit. But it's not that. So here, listen to what it is. It gets fucking wacky. The innovative MA in magic, MA in magic. The occult science has been following recent surge in magic, blah, blah, blah, blah. And witchcraft and magic around the world. So they're kind of tying it into the world. It gets deeper. Emily Solveig, female, of course.

Girls aren't even as good at magic. A recent surge in magic and the occult inside and outside of academia Solveig female of course girls aren't even as good at magic a recent surgeon there's not one girl in magic and the occult inside and outside of academia lies in the heart of the most urgent

questions of our society decolonization oh fuck off he didn't know what was going on there alright here's the best part Danny the guy being like

ready to decolonize our mind one guy's sitting there with his deck of cards. Am I in the right place here? Some fat bitch shows up. Should I do refunds or? Some fat chick starts showing up and telling you about

decolonization. You got your like squirt you got your flower that squirts out. That's clowning, Ryan. Sorry for all the magicians. You're holding your magic wand. It's just like a bunch of nerdy dudes with like the hats on and the suit. We're going to decolonize your mind.

We're going to decolonize that rabbit. See, we're going to start with rabbits are a tool of the white man. By the way, the decolonization talkization talk we're gonna make this white woman disappear and we're not gonna let her come back that's what i was talking about with the lack of self preservation that people have is when you're in america or canada talking about decolonization and love it and you go how do you think this plays out in a fucking perfect scenario here no they get their way obviously no but i'm saying like if you truly then you're dead i agree yeah you're like you're literally you like if this if you run this speed

run this whole thing you're like you're dead a lot of people don't uh yeah i agree with the self-preservation thing a bit but i i guess the other way the the problem is i think you're maybe where i'm disagreeing is I'm saying their self-preservation lies in their allegiance to what they consider the right opinions with their friend group. For sure. So that's their self-preservation aspect. And that's more just their inability to take their opinions to their logical conclusion.

Yeah. And they're maybe like, well, this would never happen in my lifetime. So it doesn't matter. Like kind of thing. Like this could take so long. But you're like, imagine if we could snap a finger and i mean you see a lot of people online being like i would then i would if i was to have to give my house and they come back and then i hear about hit so then do it well what's stopping yeah

what's stopping you now you don't it doesn't have to be official dude the fucking decolonization talk is like some of just the stupidest shit you're like look you got colonized that's just where we're at it's like just like what's where we're at it's like we're living i shit you're like look you got colonized that's just where we're at it's like just like what's where we're at it's like we're living i mean you're legitimately the girl that date the guy that dated the girl seven times before and showing up at the house and you're like we're married she's married bro yeah dude let it go then she goes no i was her first it's over and then there's some you know there's like some college kids outside of your house being like this is tim's pussy yeah yeah exactly like it's over you know it's done we're married we're not we're not going back on this there's no redos on colonization like it's over

like if anything we're like we've kind of stopped so that's good doesn't seem like we're there's really much colonization happening further anymore but like for the most part, we're done with it. China's fucking trying his hand in a little bit of it, I think. I guess Russia is, I don't know, trying to take territory. But for the most part, it's done. We're done with this. So the map's set. I don't think we're having new maps.

The risk board is getting fucking turned up right now, though, man. Honestly, it reminds me of when Newman and Kramer were playing, and they took the board onto the street. It's risky. And in that fucking scene, Ukraine was weak. Ukraine was very weak. Risk boards getting fucking shaken up right now, dude.

So decolonization, I'm loving the idea. I guess maybe... I'm the one guy that took this course because he thought it was actual magic. I guess maybe Taiwan. That's the one thing. Maybe Taiwan will. Decolonization. The exploration of alternative epistemologies.

Feminism. Anti-racism are at the core of this program. The one guy goes, when do we get our wands? Excuse me. Wand. Yeah, we have them here it's a fucking hitachi here you go makes people he makes people's quarters disappear with reparations what am i meant to do with this hitachi wand to go uh if you jam it far enough up your ass there's some sort of g spots in there oh i mean men don't normally sign up for this class but

okay first and foremost decolonization is bad but colonization is goodos with we colonize your ass with hamas branded male sibians yeah you know the fucking people who are all right like waving isis flags is this in that shit a lot of the pro-palestine rallies is like people are showing up but there's one in mississauga and there was one in a few places where people are up with isis oh i know she goes you live in mississauga stop this and then it is funny because it's very much similar to like the trucker rally where like you know the one nazi guy it's their similar problem like get out of here like we're doing a real thing and the fucking isis guys and like a brand new like f-150 show up you're like get out of here it's over it's like we're getting an isis flag anyways walmart

so decolonization feminism the course will be offered in the institute of arab and islamic studies and it will allow people to reexamine the assumption that the West is a place of rationalism and science while the rest of the world is a place of magic and superstition. Okay. I guess you could say anyone. All the ones that are super religious. I guess it just depends on which one you believe

and which one you don't believe. Well, we might find out which one the right one is. So it's not what you think, though. It's not. You come home and you go, my son being a magician magician it's like actually worse he's coming home and he's gonna give you a lecture on feminism the university said the course could prepare students for careers in teaching yeah definitely the only job you're gonna get i don't know if there's teaching someone else this yeah i don't know if there's that's like literally there's no more red flag for any college course than teaching they go hey

we're running a ponzi scheme you find five other students like literally they go hey so this is a ponzi scheme the only thing you can do with this is just teach it to other people you go that's a ponzi scheme that's a literal ponzi. I guess maybe a pyramid scheme or whatever. We teach you feminism, magician, decolonizing, and then you find five other people, and then the tuition falls off. It's a pyramid scheme. The tuition funnels up to the top.

There's so many courses like that, though. How many other like sociology bullshit the only thing you can do here is just teach other people this oh shit we have a uh we have um we have a special guest today penn and teller samantha feminist author samantha Penn and Bank Teller and Bank Teller and I got bad news

I got bad news for you Brenda ain't keeping quiet today she's got a lot of opinions Brenda you're going to be hearing them all so Penn and Teller aren't coming So Penn and Deller are coming today? Penn and Deller are on the stage right now. Samantha Penn. You might recognize her for working fourth wave feminism.

Feminism in the Arab world. It's such a pyramid scheme. Good Lord. The university said the course can prepare students for teaching, counseling, mentoring. There's a job. it's such a such a pyramid scheme oh good lord the university said the course can prepare students for teaching counseling

mentoring oh there's a job that's a job you can be a mentor be a mentor like an assistant teacher museum work you can be a receptionist

at the museum work in libraries tourism do you really need to be a this is a bad have a university degree to work at a library uh no I think to be like a university degree to be a... To work at a library?

No, I think to be like a librarian. Some of the top librarians is sort of a real job. Yeah, a librarian is a real job, but I was saying a receptionist at a museum? I don't think so. I don't think... That's like a retiree's job.

You can be a tour guide. You can be like, this is the first ever one that decolonized the mind. This is the actual one that decolonized the mind of brenda teller all right the choice of modules includes dragons in western literature and art the legend of king arthur paleontology islamic thought archaeology well the bottom line is this

is a bullshit yeah okay and then there's one more thing scam a lot's going on we're kind of going long but we have a lot to get through too but the other thing was this hr professional calls out how dystopian it feels to have to go to our jobs amid tragedy and they've got a new term and they said we need catastrophe leave yeah and so this basically it's like an hr person that's you know got a linkedin and t and TikTok and the whole deal. They went to one of these programs on how to decolonize a business. You know what I mean? So they've got all these wacky ideas.

But the funny part is, if you want to talk about taking a logical extremes, if you give these type of people catastrophe assurance, it's like, well, they ain't ever coming to work because everything's a catastrophe. You go, work today after they just got rid of maternity leave in arkansas i just like that what isn't a catastrophe even the list of ones that they did use where they're just like you know 9-11 uh the great financial crisis like imagine if you're just like an argument for like an american tragedy that millions of people killed that yeah that maybe i mean even if you do to work, it's probably going to be a lighter day. I mean,

I'll tell you like people that work in our industry, like the, you know, a few days after this happened, it was, you know, you kind of wasn't the time to make that sales call. Yeah.

Whatever. But yeah, I guess, but like just the idea, you're like the global financial crisis is one. You're like, Hey, I can't come into work today.

Uh, there's a global, there's a global financial crisis. Like you work at hey i can't come into work today uh there's a global there's a global financial crisis like you work at a bank what are you talking about you have clients yeah you're like you work at a bank they need you right now more than ever and you go it's a global financial crisis though there was a big terrorist attack on new york city i'm not going to come in where do you work the hospital oh fuck catastrophe leave the main problem is like again there isn't the it's not the craziest thing like if it's a big enough thing you know but the problem is everything is a catastrophe oh yeah of course so she's an hr professional this is the jared korshner type

of professional i think organizations need to start using some kind of catastrophe leave or something because this is not normal to see something horrific and then be expected. Like they would want a month and a half of their January 6th for sure. Yeah, January 6th would be a big one. Every company would be shut down always. Yeah, for sure. You're like, no. And then because it's not normal to see something so horrific

and then be expected to lead a meeting about marketing. Nobody cares about marketing right now. I mean, the shareholders probably do. It's also another thing. It also just goes back where... What level, what size company do you need to get to where you need an HR person? I know there's laws about it too.

Is there? Yeah. There would probably be some weird incentive. I think it's the 100 employees. There'd be some weird incentive to just keep it at like what do you mean you don't know that there's a million reasons for that what well after a certain amount of like full-time employees you need to pay the like you know but there's a million things yeah i guess or no i'm talking specifically i think there's tiers right it's like 100 100 is a big tier 500 is a big tier

10 is a tier for some stuff so then you just keep it at 99 you'd be like just yeah that's what people do yeah well that's why they have for some stuff. So then you just keep it at 99 and you'd be like, just... Yeah, that's what people do. Yeah, well, that's why they have... And then, no, a lot of times people keep it at 99

and have a lot of like... Like off the... Contract workers. Yeah, contractor, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Interesting. I mean, that is a huge... I mean, that's the argument that's always going back and forth. It's like, you can make these regulations,

all it does is prevent growth and blah, blah, blah. I don't know, you know, they've been having those conversations forever. I don't know.

I don't know if there's's a legal requirement or if there's just like once you get to a certain size you just kind of need Also there's like minimum wages only apply to certain sizes, right? There's just a million different laws for different things, right? But I think a lot of times these people that went to school for sort of decolonization

or whatever, they kind of they don't, the same way you're saying they don't take it, they can't take their things to their logical logical extreme they're not really able to see the full picture it's kind of like with your dad right it's like a lot of times it's just they see their you know company is just like their dad it's like well why can't i have more money he's like oh you don't have any more money he's like we'll get it yeah so it's like there isn't really a should or shouldn't as you're like well if the for some companies you're like we'll just go on you know we'll just be on leave six months a year and be like okay well what if we don't have enough money to pay people and like we'll get enough money yeah

we'll get it that's not really i'm in hr so that's not really that's not really my problem i'm on the money making division of this company yeah well maybe you should work harder making more money and you're like well you keep telling me that everyone has to take a fucking half a year off and they do yeah so it's just these weird you're sort of like it's of like, there isn't like a right or wrong. It was like, there might be an individual case where you go, hey, this company's like working people to the bone. And it was like the, I don't know if today was the day to like work people to the bone after something crazy.

But on a broader scale, you're just like, it's a situation dependent. That's true. Like, what if this company's on the brink of going under? You're like, well, everyone's taking a week off. Everybody roll up their sleeves and you're like, uh, no. Yeah. It is clinically, but it gets better than that. That was the first part, but it gets better than that because they just come up with the

new terms. These guys, these guys, HR guys have a lot of time on their hands to come up with stuff. But then there's another new term alert, vicarious traumatization. It is clinically proven that witnessing events secondarily or online and news is equally as traumatizing oh god stay off of twitter then yeah well that's the thing be like i also i've been witnessing them vicariously as they stop witnessing them we go that's not going to be an option it's not gonna be an option how could you just turn a blind eye to such atrocities okay well johnny tried to take the day off because he said the tampon thing he goes you didn't hear they got two fucking reded male tampons at nyu he barely wanted to take a day

off when he got hit by a fucking car and send it a spin cycle i got how much time do you need for the tampon thing it was a couple months to do it it's clinically proven that witnessing events uh it's not just your imagination it's not because we've gone soft in recent years he wants to clear that up he goes we're not soft nothing to do with that i want to make that crystal fucking clear pal in recent years studies have repeatedly shown that exposure to the horrors that regularly blanket not just our news programming but a society feeds is actually traumatizing i mean i sort of agree with this to some degree that it is probably true that people's brains are getting fried from what i mean i just did a video they're like it's probably not good for you to just watch

like videos of dead babies all day long no you know what i mean no like agree but um probably the the answer to that is like they're not even willing to have a conversation of whether they should stop doing it because you'd be because the problem is their opinion is like everyone should be involved you should be tweeting non-stop you should do all this and it's going to mess up your brain and that's your boss's problem as opposed to just being like and probably also we should maybe not do that as much yeah yeah i mean that's just like number one's so much advice to everyone is like we how many people do we have we known over the years that are like mental wrecks and they argue on facebook every day and you're just like until you're willing to stop that there's no there's

no helping you of course yeah you gotta try i mean you gotta turn off the turn off the screen you're a fucking plug yeah and you some people can handle it for august ames some people play the game like you know i've even noticed like younger generations have are more equipped for it in the sense that like generally even like the sneakos of the world yeah like those guys play internet like more of a game like they sort of see they almost i don't know if they would describe it like this but to me i've just just noticed a little difference between the younger version they almost play uh like they're a character in a reality show yeah it's like they sort of a lot of these guys sort of like know i'm playing like mike the situation and my life's just that

so in their relationships and they're sort of they sort of know that they're you know people are going to hate them and they're playing that role i think better than people from our generation where it's like yeah or not definitely better than people the generation above us who didn't grow up with it but so it's i think it does also uh age just specific because some people have like sort of internalized the full picture a little better i think that's being internet guys have sort of uh probably somewhere in between but yeah yeah i think so but yes i mean if you grew up with nothing but this then but scientists and mental health professionals call this vicarious traumatization and it means our brains quite literally cannot

differentiate between a violent image we see on a screen and ones we see firsthand so i don't know about that were you saying you it's equally as bad yeah that's not equally as bad i can i mean i could see 40 dead babies for someone's wife was just killed you know someone you know someone just watched like a whole bunch of people get massacred they were in the you know they were in the school that the shooting happened and you go yeah well we're in the exact same thing because i watched me and david hogg experience the exact same thing i watched the live stream on facebook so man and uh have you heard of vicarious traumatization as a you know as a trauma victim and you go what was your trauma you go i will i was in sandy hook i was in what do you mean you were in them you know i watched victim And you go what was your trauma I was in Sandy Hook

What do you mean you were in them I watched them I watched a documentary about them Basically the same The stats are in That's going to happen really soon Where there's going to be TikTok channels of girls That have vicarious traumatization

Especially if they can start getting something for it Vicarious traumatization is going to pick up we're still a 2013 study found that in some cases it's actually more traumatizing to witness a traumatic event second hand than it is to actually experience it in yourself okay so i think now we're pushing it yeah that's fucking that's mental that's the stupidest thing it's one of the dumber but so this guy is basically saying you and someone that's anything for someone that lives in the gaza strip you're basically you go it's actually worse for you but again if you think of it from like the perspective of you're like yeah someone who's trying to just

get out of work you have to be paid and you go yeah you do have to think of it like that you're missing a key factor here that's my joke with the global day of jihad where i'm like i'm not putting it past like it's just like some fucking little jewish boy who just knew that if he started this global day jihad rumor he'd get out of school the next day i know you know he's doing a jihad on that break room on this fucking xbox i wouldn't tell you he's doing the jihad on his manager's scheduling okay okay we're gonna go over the patreon we have a whole bunch of stuff over there we got some new joiners this week, so we're cooking. Patreon.com slash the boys cast. New episode every week. Support

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