The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Gay Furries and Christian Furries are Feuding & New York Wants to Quarantine You Again

Episode Date: November 24, 2023

The President of Argentina is shaking things up, Cardi B isn't happy about the migrant crisis, and Biden set to unleash grizzly bears upon an unsuspecting populace.  SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Butcherbox - Go to http://butcherbox.com/boyscast and enter code BOYSCAST at checkout to choose your free steak for a year and $20 off Go to http://drinkag1.com/boyscast for $20 off your order, free 1-year supply of Vitamin D, and 5 free AG1 travel packs Manscaped - Go to http://manscaped.com and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free shipping FUM - Go to http://tryfum.com/boyscast and get 20% off your order from today to December 1st, 10% off otherwise SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

So recently an article came out saying that men might be less inclined to consume vegan food due to it allegedly appearing less manly. In what world? And as a proud member of PETA, I just wanted to dispel that myth because there is absolutely nothing feminine about our organization. Quite the opposite. Just yesterday I was coming from my potluck. Masculine ritual? When Rachel's partner asked if there was anything other than soy casserole. Rude. That's when I stood up on a chair and said,

Attention, someone thinks they're too good for the casserole I took hours to make. Controlling the situation, very masculine. The man whose house we were at then said, who is this guy and who invited him? And that he's bringing out the wings temporarily. So I began ripping up every paper plate while yelling, if you don't want to eat the casserole, everyone can starve. How about that? Physical strength and dominance.

Those aren't easy to rip either. Took me three attempts when I was having a similar masculine outburst. If that's feminine, explain to me why everyone at the potluck backed away immediately. Honestly, if you look up masculinity in the dictionary, you're going to see me last week. Because after disrupting a barbecue, I decided to top it off with throwing some red paint at women's fur coats. Nothing feminine about that. When a man demanded that I apologize to a seven-year-old wife. She did the crime. She can do the time.

So after denying the request, he got in my face and said, why don't we step outside and you're chicken? But after a couple minutes of me explaining we don't use the C word anymore, the man's wife said he's not worth it, and they just went back inside the event. Didn't want that smoke. So after I cooled down a bit, I rode my recumbent bike back to the clubhouse to tell the ladies what I'd accomplished,

but they weren't listening to me, so to control the room, I stood on a chair and said, excuse me, I have something I would like to say. I bet that got their attention. Not quite. So after explaining a second time using claps and snaps this time, the extent to which that elderly lady's night had been completely ruined, my mentor, Brianne, turned her head and said, good work, man.

Not good work, woman. Good work, man. Not surprised. Before sending me to the store to grab nut milk for the gang because I am still pledging for the organization. She knew you could handle the responsibility. By the way, have you mentioned to Breanne that it was my idea

to change the term bullpen to armbarn? I think she'd like that. Not quite yet because I'm still taking a crack at having sex with her myself once she finishes midterm. That's very masculine of you.

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You knew what I was doing, right? No Oh, really? No The old Canadian national anthem That they used to have to make you play? The old Canadian national anthem? You never had that one in your school?

No Bike, bike, bike, bike, bike, bike, bike, bike, bike, bike, bike, bike, bike, bike, bike, bike Ba, ba What? Ba, ba I'm learning there's a Ba You never heard that? I'm learning there's a... Ba, ba.

You never heard that? I'm learning there's a new Canadian accent. No, it was like the one that they played in a lot of schools. And basically what happened was they would do these renditions of them. Oh. I think it might have been like Moxie Fervis or something weird, too. Oh, really? Yeah, and I think there was a French part where you had to sit there like a fucking...

They sang the French version. I don't remember that. Okay, listen. We've all heard about about i'm sure that you have all people have heard about this girls will go on these bally retreats right yeah they find them like my girl actually has she goes i want to do one of these uh she keeps saying she's like she wants to do one of those like silent meditation trees i'm like i don't know if you could be five minutes without talking i mean definitely that'd be a treat for you. More treat, less read.

You know what I mean? She says that. I would consider that a retreat. That is a retreat. That is a mental retreat. It's a retreat for you. No fucking chance you're not talking. You go, sorry, I'm on a retreat right now i'm doing a retreat right now it's like what it's like she's meditating in the other room

this is what they're doing by the way when they do their this is this is what they're up to. She is dispelling the urge to shop from her body. She says, no, you don't need that bag. She does this for about three, four minutes. I don't know if Byron said this to me. Oh, that's Chris Schaul. She's not on ayahuasca or anything By the way She's not on some drug

Where she's like Fighting the drug I don't know if she is Or isn't But I'll tell you What's even funnier Is that Doing that

But you also know You got your camera set up Oh of course Yeah you're making content This is how women Fight the This is how women Fight the urge to shop

Though basically You go Ah A woman roaring I just love like the people probably who work there go home at the end of the day goes how's work today like you live in indonesia another one came in another set up a dual camera setup listen we're never moving to america i don't care what you say. You don't need another pair of shoes! The Kylie Jenner lip gloss

does not need to be purchased. That's kind of what they're doing. That's mental. It is pretty mental, huh? It's just all chicks. Isn't that pretty crazy? Yeah. Yeah. So that's what the kind of wacky stuff they're doing over there. But there is good news for the fellas, too, before... I like good news for the fellas.

You do like good news for the fellas. You know what I mean? Yeah. Did you hear? I like some good news. Couples who have... And it's actually sort of related to you. Yeah.

Couples who have expensive wedding rings are more likely to get divorced. Ooh. Did you have an expensive one? It wasn't cheap. Isn't that huge news the study found you tell me buddy if i was about to get married i'd have this fucking bad boy plastered all over my house yeah yeah although i will say i read the thing and it was like any because i was reading it as my girl was walking by she goes what is that like last night like one in the morning she's like what is that and i go oh i'm just preparing for the show or whatever and then she's but then i was reading it was like it says like

any ring over i think it was 1500 pounds like because it's like okay thing or whatever i'm like you're not getting anything for that's that's uh that's a pretty wide subset of people at that point i think that what their kind of point is, is the lower maintenance the girl. Yeah, for sure. I think that's the only way you could do it. Or there's probably two parts of it. One is lower maintenance the girl, and two might be that there's something about rich people maybe getting married a little less. Yeah, it's a sort of rich people problem.

But the wedding stuff did make sense, though. And they did say, interestingly, there's no correlation between the honeymoon. They go, go wild on the honeymoon. They said go wild on the honeymoon. Because if the guy guts to go on the honeymoon where's the ring that he gets nothing out of his value and i think what happens he holds his he holds that grudge for so long i don't know if i'll ever release it but that's what i'm saying i think i'm telling you the only thing i got out of that ring right now is when people compliment her on it i got bought it on amazon you gotta you got a bit out of it. I got a one bit

that is getting pretty long in the tooth. You think that's expensive? You should see the matching cock ring that I got myself. Can you believe it? I even found... You go,

oh, it was more money? Well, it's a little smaller. Yeah, yeah. I even found a ring that looks like it on Amazon, too, so I can pull it up quick. You've been having

a little fun time with yourself, haven't you? It's all I get out of it. That's all you get out of it. However, the study did not find that the honeymoon is worthwhile, but I'm just saying this article, you could definitely be having that puppy out and about, you know what I mean? When the topic of the ring comes up, you go, drop

that. Oh my god. Do we want to increase our risk of divorce? Yes. Or what do you think? You know what's so deranged though? The is the chicks are so illogical, and they just, that you could be like, hey, this guy's been listening to some Pearl. No, but literally, you could be like, hey, look, this actually is going to increase, and they'll be like, yeah, I'll take the chances. Yeah, I don't think that's going to fucking twist too many of them out of the ring.

Yeah, you go, okay, so you can get a nice ring and increase our chances of divorce, or I'll get you like a wood one. Like one of those wood promise rings. Promise rings or whatever. And they go, let's go with the diamond. Let's roll the dice. I've got us matching Metallica. You know what I mean?

So, you remember, okay, so YouTube, by the way, just a few things have been happening to me. YouTube, every time I sign on to any of my channels, it's trying to make me tell them it's my race. Yeah, yeah, the diversity. Don't fall for it. It's a scam, right? Legitimately, all you're doing is to sign up

to get your channel choked. Well, why don't you just pick a good one? Well, you could lie, but I think that there might be some repercussions of lying, but that's the whole thing. It's like, if you're a white guy, and anyone asks you your race, nothing good comes of that.

There's no way. Like, oh, just we're trying to get a couple more white guys in the fucking Alco there. Yeah, for sure. All you're doing is signing up for them to choke your channel. Thank you. It's like, why? I've been getting that, too. There's zero chance that you're worse off by ignoring that completely.

Yeah. Because they keep demanding, too. Everywhere at Pop-Up City, what race are you what race are you we need to know everyone's asking yeah as soon as you're they go yeah your front facing camera is going to turn on momentarily please just freeze and then they just scan you they're definitely yeah and they because i could well they don't know right you could be you know one percent black or something like that right they can't take that chance by just going out on it because that would be a scandal for them. But someone else told me,

so okay, remember how I told you that Uber, and this is the other one, of companies that have been fucking grinding me a little bit. Yeah, how much you hate Uber? Well, Uber just- It's your new Blink Fitness. Well, yes, it is my new Blink Fitness. And the reason is, the big reason is,

the guy's talking, but more importantly than that, they keep sending me advertisements to be gay right so i sort of mentioned this a few episodes uber glory holes you say that's a new feature he really is really trying to become the all-in-one app huh it's not far off of that well the first one is it's trying to sell me on getting hotels uh it's trying to sell me on signing up for a hotel that's a picture of a guy banging another dude yeah and the guy is fucking two guys legs on his shoulders and it's like do you need a hotel yeah and then now what are they getting this is the new ad i just show it to you so this is i pop up my thing and someone from, by the way, also said that Uber's been sending some wacky shit.

And this is Uber. So last week, they're sending me a hotel to bone dudes in. And this week, they're sending me new gay dating app, Archer. And the whole thing with this dating app is that it's a gay dating app where photos of the face are required. So at least it sees me as a classy gay man oh yeah right cuz cuz grinders just all buttholes can't really get a sense for a guy strictly from the from the Ruby Starfruit but I don't even normally see that many ads on on uber yeah so when I

do see ads it's literally just like you want to blow it in and now do you think it's kind of like the Facebook thing where they just know you better than you know yourself, right? Well, listen, it's a laugh cast today because we're all having a good laugh. I mean, I'm saying I don't get these ads. All my ads are like, hey, you want to go to the Rippers and watch some fucking hot chicks take their clothes off, you fucking man?

And I go, no, my girl won't allow it. But wingsandbeer.com welcome to wingsandbeer.com for men by men with men yeah yeah yeah that's what they said yeah yeah no i'm telling you if i get one more gay out i'm fucking smashing my phone dude i actually don't i look at mostly wing recipes Not recipes You need to reset your algo Your like uber algo You're like why is there even one

No uber is a gay company man The CEOs are always doing gay shit They're always out there doing their gay shit man I don't know what it is This is fucking uber They can't get ads from anything other than suckadick.com Does this make you a lift man Maybe that's how lift can differentiate themselves Finally they go where do the not gay ones They can't get ads from anything other than suckadick.com? Does this make you a Lyft man?

Maybe that's how Lyft can differentiate themselves finally. They go, where's the not gay one? Ron DeSantis is going to use Lyft. He wears them. Okay. So the Argentina president. Yeah. Pretty big deal, right? Yeah, for sure.

And I thought it was... He's shaking shit up down there. Shaking shit up. I for sure thought he wasn't going to get elected. When he didn't get the first election, and then they went to the runoff, and then I was like, ah, they're going to do...

I'm just like, they're going to do something shady here. It did seem like it. It seemed like the... A lot of people were saying that they didn't put the voting machines, so it's like they're actually... Paper ballots.

They're doing paper ballots, so you actually get an honest count, an honest man's count. We're not saying anything about that, YouTube. We're neither here nor there. You're allowed to ballots. They're doing paper ballots so you actually get an honest count. An honest man's count. We're not saying anything about that, YouTube. We're neither here nor there. You're allowed to now. Are you? Well, there's an election coming up.

The problem, though, is there's an election coming up so they're going to literally change that and then retroactively apply it all. That's a fucking good point. By the way. They're going to be like, hey, you're never allowed to have ever said that.

What'd you say about fucking hanging chats, bud? Once they said that it's allowed, it honestly wasn't that fun anymore. Once they're like, just announcement to everyone. It's like a teacher being like, it is for the next minute. Everyone's allowed to swear. It's so weird. And you're just like, fuck. Do you ever look at those or get those YouTube, like they do for creators?

They do like every week, like a little video and they give updates. And then this week, the update was like allowing more adult content. And so you can now monetize breastfeeding. And like it used to be that you couldn't monetize breastfeeding videos. I just like, we should do, it'll be funny.

We should just start a breastfeeding reaction channel. Dude, honestly, you're like, we just react to breastfeeding. You say Dude, honestly, you're like. We just reacted to breastfeeding. You say that, but like that's actually probably if one of the fellas is watching this wants to make a fucking killing. Just a breastfeeding reaction channel and you're just sitting there eating milk. Just drinking milk.

Just a big frosty glass. That's so funny. Dude, but literally they just changed it this week where they go so you can now Areolas are fine And they say in the video Areolas are totally fine I guess my YouTube algorithm is screwed too Because I got a notification saying foreskin is good now But they're like areolas are totally fine

But the child does need to be present In the video I'll tell you what it's the only nudity That's more acceptable with a kid there yeah they go hey you got the tits out on camera you go there's a baby here you go all right like these are the kind of things they're up to in their meetings at fucking youtube right now oh no right is there having these big debates are like should we allow commercials on breastfeeding and like obviously all the guys are like, God, no. We don't allow commercials on a million things.

And they're like, the chicks are like, it's natural. You have to. And then, I don't know. It's natural. And then they just reach an agreement where they're like, yeah, I guess if the kid's in it. But I'm like, how could the kid not be in it? How's it breastfeeding? I guess they're just squirting like a squirt fight.

could the kid not be in it how's it breastfeeding i guess they're just squirting like a squirt fight the kids sitting at the other side of the room and they're found in it yeah yeah but he's off screen because you're like i don't want to i don't want to involve my kid in this yeah yeah that's good shit but so the argentina president for me it was so crazy because like me and danny both like went to school for economics or whatever right so it was very very reminiscent like his speeches is shit from like first year economics and probably even honestly if it's even more bad boy than like yeah well he has a lot of like more austrian economic or sorry more keensey and this is a straight up guy doing like speeches on austrian economics like production is the only measure of an economy's strength these people produce nothing i will say though because a lot

of libertarian dudes are about him and i was kind of like you're kind of like oh it's just like he's in a band yeah he's a musician and then he's kind of like a libertarian dude and i'm like he's like me and then i watch his things and he's like these fucking motherfuckers. Oh, yeah, they need to die. They're trying to kill you I go, maybe he's not exactly I mean, I like this whole thing where he's like gonna get rid of all the all the bullshit like buddy You see him ripping up things. Yeah first day. I think I fuera Rips down the fucking women's department. Hiya the breastfeeding fucking the breastfeeding

the Council Diversity councils gone culture, but it's funny. You know you hopefully bureaucracy doesn't go too far He's like Department of Motor Vehicles gone. You're like, all right, we might need that like a little bit the Department of Department of making sure there's no feces department of justice gone you go all right let's wait you're defunding the police now yeah yeah yeah definitely a little bit he goes the bureaucracy yourself out is what he told them but it was you know what the thing is

and this is my kind of thesis of the next like a couple minutes about what i'm about to say is that there's so many things that obviously it's um it's a lot easier to sell people on shit like this when things are going bad right and i even a little bit see inflation like liberty and stuff like that a lot of times as more of like uh a medicine yeah you know because you could never you know when things are going good you can't sell people on oh yeah we're gonna get rid of like entitlements like okay any you know uh welfare they have extra money kicking around you know things have to be going bad to get people on board with this and then it's kind of a spectrum it's like you know it gets then it gets this thing start going good and people start being like well i want to taste so of course and i mean they have extra money and so you

start these are luxury things to have like a head of diversity whatever and some you know and they just all these people that don't have jobs to do so they need to make them well they make jobs and then they also just you know they you know they have lots of money so they go hey let's spread this around lots of social services but then you know you get so bloated and you're like have hyperinflation and stuff and they have to like get rid of all that and you're seeing the useless and you're seeing the bloating everywhere and that's why i have some examples of it but i was thinking that it kind of is uh he hopefully he does a good job because if if in five years this economy is like really in shit and everything's worse it'd be like all that do you remember in canada the ndp which was kind of like the socialist one yeah they basically were in

charge of the one of the the states and essentially They basically were in charge of one of the states. And essentially, they did such a bad job. And they sold off the highway and all this. Wasn't it Alberta? Yeah, didn't they get all... No, Ontario. They sold off the highway. And legitimately, no one's forgotten about it.

They've never been forgiven. Well, it's because it's one of those... It was almost like that's the end of them ever winning ever again. Yeah, it's because they spent like a billion dollars on a highway, and then they just go sell it for like $300 million, and you're like, sick deal, guys. And everyone's always reminded, because it's one of the highways that people would drive to work,

and every day you drive by, and they're like, $25, and you're just like, so if this guy really shits the bed, that's probably the end of a candidate's life for a long time. I think, though, if that guy really shits the bed where Argentina's at, that's just the end of argentina so it's almost like you kind of can't well yeah yeah yeah because there's so i mean he only got elected because things are so bad that they're everybody probably threw their hands he looks like he's from the 70s yeah he's got the weird like what was it like the beetle kind of? He's got the beetle's haircut. The beetle's haircut kind of with like the big pork chops, like the mutton chops or whatever. But I mean, yeah, I'm not sure how much damage he can do.

I know he wants to instantly get rid of the peso and go dollarize their economy. I don't know how easy that is. Every time I have pesos, I want to get rid of them too. Yeah, I think everybody does. But yeah, he wants to like change it so that they use the US dollar there. I heard that. Yeah. But everybody says, because he doesn't like the federal central banks and they can print

money. But you're like, but yeah, but the U.S. has their own central bank that you know they're going to print money, and now you don't even control it. You don't even have any say in that. That's your dollar, and they can just do whatever they want with it and you just use it i guess it's more stable than their currency so they go it seems like but there's not very much that's more not more stable than their car i mean the full version would be if he goes we're going bitcoin but that's not works great for the other guy no no that's not gonna yeah i don't

know but there's two there's kind of like with every problem i think there's two types of people and it probably is a little bit masculine and feminine or whatever. But you go, people who think that they can innovate their way out of problems and people think that they can regulate their way out of problems. You know what I mean? And you can even see it's like, if you say global warming, whatever you think about it, half the people are like, hey, we're going to solve this with new innovations and new technology and stuff like that. And the other people that will be like, we'll regulate. It's such a microcosm of the two different sides of everything but i'll just i'll just point to a couple of uh some of the things that governments would they look like on

the other side of the spectrum so right now and that's why i say you go maybe try something new you know what i mean so local residents at uh they rage because joe biden plans to release grizzly bears near communities so this is what meddling government's got yeah so he doesn't have enough on his plate you go listen maybe it's worth trying the libertarian guy you go well what's your guy doing he goes he just released 200 grizzly bears well they have a grizzly bear department just 200 grizzly bears and people are like yeah how do the grizzly bears like for sure stay where you release them they go they don't they might show up somewhere else it is especially with all the stuff that's happening you know i mean there's like 14 wars they're in i mean they just make it not super illegal to kill the grizzly bears i think that's the problem is because it's

super illegal to kill them sort of like a protected class yeah they are a protected class and you're like well you're gonna release them and then you know what's crazy to think well it's basically the thing is they're saying sort of uh this is where they belong and uh they're running out of grizzly bears so they need to you know get the grizzly they don't have like a preserve like a wildlife preserve that they could put them on well everyone that lives in this area is like, please don't. I just like to think of if you go think about it in like three years, it's like Biden really saw these grizzly bears and then Bill Gates has mosquitoes and you're living in this. You go, what the fuck's going on? You're just getting mosquitoes all over yourself.

And you're like, well, I know this is probably like doesn't work because of the climate and maybe it's a little cruel but if they release the grizzly bears at the southern border that might fix two problems. Oh now you're fucking thinking huh?

Just leave them all on the southern border and go hey! Let's see you know whatever happens happens. As long as they stay in America you know.

That's also Danny's name at the bathhouse Gizly Bear for those of you who have been paying attention. According to an official, the bears are part of local heritage. But the people in the locals, a lot of them are saying, we don't care. We don't. Like, I promise you, we're fine without the local heritage. Well, actually, this lion is actually part of the local heritage.

This apex predator is the part of our local heritage. Almost extinct in the 20th century, and the locals are ever firmly against the plan. So locals are not pumped about all the grizzlies. This is what zoos are for. I know zoos, but I feel at some point you go, okay, yeah, just let's. Let me ask you a question. So I'm in the zoos. Are we still running out of bees?

Because I remember I was hearing a lot about bees fucking 10 years ago. Just like there's a lot of things you hear a lot about. Yeah, like the whole world was screwed because there was no bees and bees are like they need them we're old enough now to have been through like 90 doomsdays that never happened yeah there was a while where it was like every article the amount that uh you see climate change articles now you were seeing bees are missing articles yeah well that was but that was kind of related yeah yeah. Yeah. I think there's bees. I mean, I see bees. I see them around.

Yeah, they're around. I had a meal recently where I was being pestered by a bee. You know what I was thinking during that? I wish there was less bees. It's kind of like a guy from the 70s. You're like, are there still guys that are just like, you know, super into Pink Floyd and that's their whole like identity. And then you see them every now and then.

You know, they're still there. Yeah. The bees are still cooking. So that's one. Okay. Biden's putting grizzly bears. Corruption. So this is what he's fighting.

Corruption. Yeah. OnlyFans model claims that Congressman George Santos was a subscriber and paid her to raid his dick. So that's what your money's going to. But he's gay though. I thought so too. He's gay though I thought so too but he's gay

I guess sometimes you just need a good well maybe it's a guy model no it's a chick it's like a big fat chick what the fuck I guess sometimes you just need an

unbiased dick rating you know yeah maybe he's just he's like my boyfriend keeps saying that it's like the hugest perfect piece and I don't believe him

so I just need I just need someone who's got a little meanness in them to just tell me what the dick's like. It has nothing to do. It's annoying though that she said she rated the dick but didn't say what the rating was. I was looking for the rating as well.

Wouldn't that be amazing in the next election where everybody's doing their attack ads and the guy's like, George Santos has a 1.3 out of 10 dick rating. Is that who you want as your congressman? It's two inches wide and two inches long. Is he suitable

to run the Congress? That's a good attack. He says it's a hammer, but it's more like a nail. Some might even say a thumbtack. All black and white, the red glowing eyes.

Yeah, so. All right, well, that's good. But yeah, so. That's what your funds are going to, because apparently the whole thing is he took campaign funds to buy the dick ratings. Yeah, that's good But yeah So That's what your funds Are going to Because apparently The whole thing Is he took campaign funds To buy the dick ratings Yeah

That's pretty wild So you got bears You got campaign funds You see how fucked This city is man You see what's going on You see Cardi B Not happy with what's going on

In the city What happened Should I say that again You didn't see the thing Cardi B's basically Is like no longer On the Biden train Because she's

Because New York So New York I know I have that in here to talk about. Well, no, it's in this section. In my section of government outreach. I figured it was in the pack. It is definitely in the pack. To be honest, this was going to be the coup de grace,

but it's fine. This is the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life. And you know what it is? I didn't know this. What the fuck is going on? Tell them. Tell the people. Okay, so basically, the southern border is the refugees are coming in my life. And you know what it is? I didn't know this. What the fuck is going on? Tell them. Tell the people. Okay, so basically,

the southern border is the refugees are coming into the city, New York City. So New York City has a thing. I didn't know this, actually. So our boy from LaRue in Toronto,

they were here a couple weeks ago. They had a movie premiere, and it's about this documentary called Someone Lives Here, and it's really good, actually. You can check it out. It's about the Toronto homeless crisis.

But there was a guy from New York who runs the thing. And so New York has a thing called Duty to House or something in New York, where New York, like most cities, if you're homeless, they have shelters and stuff. And if the shelters are full, they're full. And they go, hey, sorry. Whereas here, they give you a hotel. Here, they have a law since the 60s,

which I think is probably a good law in, they have a law since the 60s, which I think is probably a good law in that they're like, we won't allow people to be homeless. We'll find you somewhere, even if it requires them to temporarily put you up in a hotel. But what they didn't bank on is that the southern border,

which is a federal issue, literally just is wide open. Everybody comes here, and now the city has to put all these migrants up. I did not know that you were going to say this. I'm talking about something completely different. No, no, no. That's what it is. So now they're cutting to put all these migrants. I did not know that you were going to say this. I'm talking about something completely different. No, no, no. That's what it is.

So now they're cutting. Oh, yeah. So anyways. But now the quarantine thing. Oh, not the quarantine. No, that's even crazier. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not the quarantine.

You're going to believe my load on this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, city of New York now, because they're running out of money because of this specific issue, is they're like, we're cutting back on police. They're like, we can't afford the police anymore. Oh, come on. Yes. They're like, it's crazy. They're cutting back police.

They're literally cutting back on all social services. They're closing libraries on Sundays. Now all libraries in New York. So these guys can stay at the Shangri-La. But whatever. It's just like, first off, I don't even,

New York City is fucked because they can't do anything about it because they have a law that says they have to house these people. What if they start doing the putting them in the Ottomans

like in Seinfeld? Oh, in the drawers? Or they give them five beds to a thing or something like that. That's not the law. The law is they have to... They get their own house? They get a hotel. That's the whole thing.

They're all near you. There should be an app that tells you when shelters are full so you can go get a free hotel. That would be an app, you know what I mean? Yeah, because in Toronto, that was the whole thing in this movie. And on top of ideas, how about this? A guy that's doing semen retention, but it's retaining it in his ass who listened so those are the two ideas that i came up with pretty good but anyways

cardi b was like what the because she's from new york and so she's basically where's my fucking hotel no no not where's my hotel she goes what the fuck is going on with this city like joe biden like you could fund two wars but now like you're cutting you're closing libraries like literally all libraries in new york city are now closed on sundays because of the migrants wait is it not so they could sleep in the library no they can't afford the library bookworms these guys guys take a day off from the fucking study fucking dweebs but they like literally can't afford to keep libraries open in the city because of the migrants that's fucking pretty crazy because knocking farts and also you know like mayor adams was you know so you're right that is a government overage yeah mayor adams is literally like the refugees are ruining the city you're like damn trump wouldn't

even say that shit dude whoa that's a wild shit okay so that's out of control but it's it's crazy because by the way i'm paying for that actually yeah i say the paper could we pay the seven percent tax to live in the fucking city yeah that's the one that stings the most when people say tax is a rip-off when you pay that extra tax for the city you're just like that's when i literally turn into what's a like a cody yeah you know where i fucking chug a Monster Energy drink and I punch some fucking holes in my wall. Sure. And I didn't even have a fucking drywall. I only had cement walls, so I just broke my wrist.

You broke your hand and now you have to go to the hospital and go, that's not going to be cheap. 7% to live in this city? Yeah. Buzz off. Yeah. And again, I'm like, I'm not even against the, like, housing homeless people thing, but this is the- You just don't want them in fucking my neighborhood. No, it's just like this is...

That's what you said to me before the show started. Through gritted teeth. But this is the federal government's fucking this up because they should be enforcing the border, right? And because they're not enforcing the border, the city's paying the price. You're saying the homeless guys... But again, okay, how about this though? If you don't already know about butcher box you're

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spends over 33k to put the city branding on free crack pipes and drug use kits so they have a they have a department yeah i'm like becoming an anarchist this is making me well this is what i'm saying though and this is kind of what i was saying with like the drug stuff and the homeless stuff where i know you're saying you're for but i think the people the thing that people don't realize is a lot of times even with the drug stuff people always go well it helps it's like but they never factor in the detriment the deterrent for future it's like the truth is if you have a ton of drug addicts there isn't a ton that works like we're when you're talking about this works better and this works better and what you're talking about is negligible differences right yeah it's really hard to get people out of drugs however

they're doing a this is a safe what you can do is make it harder for when a new generation looks at it you know if you're younger now and you look at it you go oh it sucks to be a fucking homeless drug addict you're less likely to do it so the same as border stuff like a lot at it, you go, oh, it sucks to be a fucking homeless drug addict. You're less likely to do it. So the same as border stuff. Like a lot of it is, you know, crime even. A lot of it is not just like justice for that person. A lot of it is like, so the next guy is like, okay, if I do that, I could potentially fucking go away for life. Yeah. So when you're talking about, you know, ideally when something you don't want in society, you kind of want to make it at least like a pain in the ass to do.

Right. thing you don't want in society you kind of want to make it at least like a pain in the ass to do right but i guess they're the other side of it is they go well if we give them needles then our hospitals aren't filled with people who are just getting these like you know gangrene from using like a bad needle a lot of it is to stop spread of aids or whatever that too well that's like a huge part of it right so that they don't want it to spread it so that makes sense right but the problem is this is the thing though. When the government gets involved, especially some of these real fucking socially stiggy governments, right? You know exactly how this shook down.

They're like, okay, we need to get some branding on there. It's like, well, the artist who resizes the logo, that's seven fucking Gs. You know what I mean? And not only that, because people are like, why do they need branding on their crackpipes? Just give them the crackpipes. Why does it need to be this sticker that costs 33 grand but i'll tell you why because i had a friend who worked tell me why it's well because they have these budgets that have to be

spent i had a body dude i had a friend who worked at the peel district rip it down dude i had a friend who worked at the peel district school board peelers district school like like 15 years ago or 20 years ago or something and she told me that one year they had a bunch of money left over in their budget and they got we had so much money left over that had to be spent because if you don't spend it then the next year they go oh we're reducing your budget you don't need it right

so then they spent $12,000 on chocolate business cards everybody got chocolate business cards for $12,000 you grinding my gears here pal it's not even like we're like well we have business cards for 12 grand because they go you grinding my gears here pal dude well it like it's not even like like we're like well we have business cards so we can't just buy more business cards you can only give them but what if you could

eat the business cards my fucking skin like literally edible business cards dude this shit as like someone that tries to run things pretty efficiently in my own life and I'm always kind of looking at how to you know okay make this run more smoothly and what if i do this watching i'm working with the governments at different times

in my life like when i did my series there and i worked i worked for the city yeah because i worked as like a referee and at the hockey room and stuff like that so i've had quite a bit of uh expertise working with governments here and there and i've had to do grant stuff and it was like these people you leave the meetings and you just fucking you you walk in there and i've had to do grant stuff and it was like these people you leave the meetings and you just fucking you you walk in there and you'll just be like okay we'll do this and this and you walk out there being like yeah i mean we might need a committee to talk about it for a while you wait a second they put you in a trance where you're like well we're gonna do four i'll tell you what else works like that a little bit sometimes

is unions and i'm not this is my take on unions i'm not really like pro or against my take on unions is sometimes they're really good and sometimes they're really bad because the truth is it's like they're probably good in a scenario where uh people can really get taken advantage of and in a scenario where it's not all it does is make it harder for the for the business to run and just like uh it straight up just becomes regulatory capture to kick people out. Like for example, sometimes in acting,

all it means is like a ton of actors will never be able to be in anything. But these people go from making 70 grand to making 120 grand. For sure. And you know, you get health benefits, but again,

it's just like, it's still only like the top, like for acting specifically, it's like, yeah, the top 10% get health benefits. Yeah. I think those are the unions I probably don't like

where it's not about normal people. But there's ones where it's like bad working conditions where you go, hey, I work in this factory and I'm like inhaling this crazy shit because we don't have a union. But that's what I mean.

I think the ones that kind of affect like normal people and jobs that a lot of people have is, but ones that are about like you're like so lucky to get this job. Yeah. It's like those ones end up just causing more harm

than they're good. And because I'm doing like these theaters for the tour, like the Toronto one, one for example it's like everything has to be a union guy right so i was like i was like hey i think i want to play like a video before and they were like oh we got to get the video guy and that's another yeah hey wake up the video guy he's sleeping right now hey johnny so video guy they're like that guy's like 800 bucks right and then they're like you know and then so they quoted me like 2500 bucks to play a video guy they're like that guy's like 800 bucks right and then they're like you know and then so they quoted me like 2500 bucks to play a video and i was just like okay what if

i just bring my thing and hook it up to the screen and my guy will do it and they're like oh that's gonna get the iron the old union reps we're not gonna be able to do that we'll be in a lot of trouble buddy i'm telling you every little thing you're just like, okay, I'm going to want intro music. And we walk up, I'm sending my thing. They're like, oh, we're into the intro music, guy. Oh, is that going to be an MP3?

Oh, that's a whole different union. Oh, yeah. They tacked on a big fee on MP3s back in 2015. What if I bring you a CD? You go, we don't do that anymore, but that would have been cheaper. You tell these people

at the theater, you're like, I think I'm going to do a meet and greet. They go, the fucking heads almost explode. They go, I might be 50.

We need 15 security guards. Those guys are fucking 15 hundred obese. Everybody's got to get greased, man. When you go, hey, you have a big screen there and I want to put a video on

and you're up to three grand you go okay well this one's fucking out of control you gotta bring your own projector and just like from like one of those Pico well that's what I

no but you can't though union rules buddy if I say that I'll show up to the shut it down shut it down I'm gonna have some guy with a

you know some some union guy is gonna show up with like a mafia outfit and he's gonna come with a club and just smash my projector. Smash my vocal cords. He's like, hey, funny man. Hey, funny man. I hear

you're trying to put your own projector on the screen. Hey, boy. Trying to take food out of my kid's mouth, huh? Yeah, but it's a comedy union, so they're all kind of like, or it's a theater union, so they're all just like, hey, boy. This guy thinks he can just put his own projector on the screen. What do we think,, so they're all just like, hey, boy, this guy thinks he can just put his own projector on the screen.

What do we think, boys? They're all snapping. Hey, hey, funny man. Not so funny now without your vocal cords, are we? They shave your head. But I mean, I guess they make it, that's how they do it,

is they just make it where it's like, it's hard to get in the union, but once you're in, it's this plum gig. It's a plum gig, but I think those ones, I mean,

I've just, I've seen it in acting. I've been in the union and you're just like, yeah, this is a sweet deal that it's like, legitimately make it impossible

for anyone to make something no one gets in and because I'm on the top 1% or whatever, I'm in. And you're just like, yeah, I guess this is just

regulatory capture for me. And you know, you probably go to like the shag or the actor offices and there's 4 000 people who work there they're all just like doing nothing but they're all making a wet wage just yeah i think the working class siphoning off like unions probably help a little more when they're like jobs that are more like normal yeah for sure yeah i agree well it's the same with the factory the city is you work in a factory. The city's the worst one, though. And when you work in the city, if you're... That's what everyone always says.

It's like... That used to be the big thing everyone says is like, you work really hard until you get in the union, then it's fucking chilling until death. Yeah, you can't be fired.

The only... Apparently, the only thing you can get fired for is falling asleep on the job. That was like the only thing. So guys don't... Because it's like a safety thing. Something... I actually never got further than what you can to be honest i never got to the bottom

it's probably the only thing they can say is like hey you endangered someone's life we could fire you for that but if you're just doing a bad job they go okay well do you think you could do a better job and you go i'll try and they go all right well i'm just going to write down that we had this conversation that's generally what happens i'm sure there's lots of people that fell asleep that didn't, but that was the old thing. It was like, you could never get fired once you got the thing. The people that were in the union for the city, those guys were legitimately, their lawnmower was on just like a golden throne. They'd just be driving around.

They would just do one square at a time, and you'd just be like, hey, it was the last three hours, and you only did one patch, and you're just like, union rules. I can't work more than... And I mean, they probably do partially come from some keener. If you work too hard, then they go, well, there's always this assumption

where you can, well, I guess you can maybe work a little harder, and then they go, whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck did you just say to me? But they were like, I was working. Hey, boy. They were like, I was actually working really hard. Don't try and milk every drop out of me.

So then they go, okay, well, now I'm going to have to work less hard because you kind of took advantage of me because I was actually, I was working hard and then you were trying to make me work harder. And then I go, so now I'm working less hard. And that's the new baseline is just less than originally. Sure. Yeah, so. If I said I wanted to put a laser pointer at the screen at my shows,

that would be 50 grand. Yeah, so. Good stuff. But, again, there are probably times when they're good or whatever, right? But this other thing, that honestly,

there's a couple things that I was having trouble figuring out. But the New York Democrats exposed plan for everyone, quarantine rule 213. I thought this was... My mind is blown. Yeah, I can't believe... Color me mind blown.

Yeah, I was reading about this too. I could not believe this was real. Okay, so what happens is they've been going back and forth, kind of in secrecy. It hasn't been getting a lot of press. But basically, they're trying to do this everywhere, but New York's like the fucking breeding ground. but basically they're trying to do this everywhere but new york's like the fucking breeding ground yeah and what's gonna what's happening for starters is they're making a passing a rule that if you for any reason whatsoever the government can come to your home and decide that you need to quarantine take you to a place legally yeah and then lock you in for physically

remove you physically lock you and i think i don't even know if it was two weeks. I thought it was for however long they... For however long they want. Yeah. There are no age restrictions. Two, it can happen at any time. There is no due process. No limits are set. You are correct.

Yeah. You will be forced to take whatever drug they say, even experimental drugs, and they don't have to rely on tests to determine which drug. Yeah. It's insane. I'll tell you what.

I for sure was like... I didn't believe it. I didn't get it. People kept sending this to me. I'll tell you what for sure was like i was i didn't believe it i didn't get it people kept sending this to me i didn't know what the fuck was going on i looked into it i was like what the hell yeah and it's kind of trending on twitter a bit today and like i was so it's just popping off now it's kind of yeah it's crazy that they think i got shot down and then it went through yeah it's crazy they think they're just gonna like kind of do this and people are not gonna be mad about it and it's for the whole state of New York. I'll tell you what, I wish, this is one of those things where I wish a motherfucker would try. I promise you this.

Try it. If the government comes to my house, forcefully takes me to a place, and puts me in a quarantine for two weeks against my will, I assure you, without a shadow of a doubt, I leave that quarantine with two million followers. That is a fucking... They are not going to like the podcast that i start my friend i

would i would love that i will be the because i would be kicking and screaming so much right i'd be like yes please find me for my joke please yeah but then they're also like yeah you're not allowed to bring your phone in that was one of the other ones well if i can't bring my phone in i'm okay fair why can't i bring my phone in i don't know the same reason why they're going to inject you with drugs against your will they go i don't know we make a lot of arbitrary rules if they didn't let me bring my phone in i would actually fist fight them you gotta be fucking kidding me if you think i'm separating me from the good shit on the phone yeah i mean this is that's cruel and unusual punishment. This is wild. Considering...

Oh, I guess Kathy Hochul was elected and she was not elected the first time around. And these doctors are all quacks, right? Give us Cuomo back. Cuomo would have never done this to us. I don't know what Cuomo would have done with this, if I'm being honest. I don't know.

That's a good point, actually. He did kill all those people in the nursing home and do a lot of worse stuff. These doctors... So they're onto some real wacky stuff and it's like these quarantine truthers right like they think the quarantine's still the fucking future and this isn't even covid but the conspiracy is that they're gearing you up for something really bad that's coming which i might just be like some people that have been

pushing this for two years and finally somehow they've found some legal loophole to make it work yeah i wonder when this started like when they started trying to propose this like was this during covet and then now like we're we're you know two years later or whatever and then like that's the length of the process so they're like well we already started kind of that's what it does seem like but there's probably a more conspiratorial angle of that a lot of these doctors do more of the harm than good man you come in and you're just like hey my back hurts and then they go okay i'm gonna give you a week of fucking heroin but you promise me you're gonna stop doing the heroin after the week hey hey promise me after the week's done you're getting off the smack promise me okay how much you need i'm gonna give you the good shit too this is the real deal we

got a little fentanyl in there too you know i love that for the boys arbitrary quarantine is insane that's crazy the what that's what they do in China he says yeah but like I honestly couldn't believe what I was seeing I'm surprised that it hasn't been more of a thing yeah maybe it just started got past this week but they're trying they're burying the lead on these stories too yeah so when you have that stuff going I'll tell you what what's his name probably ripping down that board too he goes the brazil of argentina the quarantine quarantine board the covid council covid council's done done afuera afuera afuera he's the guy's foaming at the mouth in the interviews hey

afuera yeah he's wild wild boy here's another one this is what they got going on in uh germany germany passes so i basically if you haven't figured out the format i have a bunch of things that our governments are doing all over the world that are insane yeah it took me a while to put this together germany passes children's rights amendment but these are all things that just happened now amendment promoting sexual self-determination that was written by a serial pedophile. So this guy is like a... This guy's like a real known pedophile.

Yeah, yeah. He's literally like a Nambla guy. Like a German Nambla dude. And then he basically has this bill that's sort of like the start of like, well, children should be allowed to make their own sexual decisions, right? Honestly, I feel like this guy

coming at it from like the trans stuff either like he's not even trying to be like hey you know we we uh should let kids like decide whether they want to like you know no no no yeah transition and then and then he goes well you know if we're allowing them transition it also makes sense to just give them you know sexual autonomy at that age as well he's just like is this about the trans stuff he goes trans what now no no i just think a 13 year old should be able to consent he is 100 the guy in the boardroom slipping a thing in and honestly i feel like this guy goes back to nambla and he was like i honestly can't believe that worked guys you won't believe it because they're just like so are you in any other organizations he's like am i in any other

organizations yeah i guess this guy's been at every meeting basically being like and they're just like okay and then we're gonna do uh a new bill that uh you know to stop climate change and the guy's like okay and the pedophile bill they're like john we you know we told you to stop coming here and then one day they were like you you know what? I admire your persistence. You know what? If you promise to never show up ever again, we will change the age of consent. We'll give you the age of consent law.

Yeah, just stop bothering us. So I don't know if this one totally goes with my theory because I guess if you had no laws, but I think the idea is in the libertarian society, they kind of still have, they just make their own. It's more localized what the deal is. Sure.

But I don't know. I don't think anyone, I don't know if this abides by the do no harm principle when you're at a file. Right, right, right, right, right, right. Yeah, so. Non-aggression principle,

I guess, right? Yeah, so I don't know about that. But wacky shit going on in Germany. Germany is the hub of wacky shit because they have so much, they have like white guilt times like a hundred. Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

they have in the oh we're so guilty oh we're so bad and they go what if if you're not a bigot you let them fuck kids oh whatever you say

yeah yeah take our kids lots of weird sex stuff in that country there's a college and there's a Christian college but I looked into it they do still get some federal funding

and stuff like that and they the grants come in so a lot of these a lot of these places where they're private colleges it's like you look a little further and it's like they're still getting some fucking they're on the door a little right but they go roads this one's this is actually hilarious so the roads college chaplain tries to hold unsanctioned bdsm workshop but it's a it's a christian school right but it's a chick it, right? Yeah, but it's a chick. It's a chick. Yeah. So that instantly goes. Pretty liberal

Christian. But she's like a chick priest, and she's holding a BDSM ceremony. They shut it down, by the way. It did happen, but she had the flyers out. She had the event on Facebook and stuff like that, and they shut it down. So basically what was happening is she wanted to do you know the kids walk into

class and she's just getting choked by a belt and everyone's like oh my god miss chaplain are you okay and she goes that was just a test i was showing you the dangers if you do not safely do your bdsm procedures now everybody sit down class today we are talking about how to how to submit to your dom i mean who's more into bdsm than jesus christ himself up on that sexy ass cross fucking nails getting whipped like a dirty little fucking slut like chaplain jesus christ what are these regulating bodies who are they like who regulates these people like who made her a chaplain because i know we have coming up like all these there's been so many weird rabbis lately and it's like that was my favorite rabbi is it fucking cnn they were doing an article in a piece but basically it was kind of like even rabbis are are saying that israel needs to cease fire they cut to the rabbi

trans wrap no it's a no yeah it's a chick with the john fetterman goatee like just like the big goatee look even rabbis think this you go yeah i don't know if that's they're really making rabbis different these days the clergy i don't know if that's totally representative of what rabbis think no i don't think so i don't think so even the rabbi agrees that showing them what the rabbi's thinking it's her would be the equivalent of like, you brought your girl to like couples therapy and I was the couples therapist. And you go, look it,

even the therapist is on the dude's side. Yeah, see? Really? These are what therapists are now, aren't they? That's so fucking funny though. The trans rabbi's with a goatee and he's like, on behalf of the rabbis

buddy yeah pal do a little more work on that beard before you call yourself a rabbi all right do rabbis not have beards i mean they generally don't have those weird i feel like some of the hardcore jews aren't even against or against female rabbis period fuck yeah are you kidding i didn't even like female rabbis is a new thing yeah yeah that's that's a newer thing for sure in general and then the funniest thing is like that's who the spokespeople are for all the i mean it makes sense this is all gonna be chicks okay i've got one for you a priest and a trans rabbi and a boy walk into a bar okay and the trans rabbi says to the priest hey after you're done fucking him you mind if i read him some books not bad pretty good all right that's pretty good hey yeah if you're not he says to the boy he goes hey if you're not... He says to the boy, he goes, Hey, if you're not fucking him,

well, then I'm reading to him. Let's not let a good kid go to waste. I prime him up. He goes, the trans rabbi says to the priest, I set him up, you knock him down. How hard is it, do you think, to be an ordained minister how hard how much work goes into that i don't know but whoever gave this chick or the minister uh award whatever you get

this is maybe why they made them celibate because like they probably tried not being celibate and they go yeah yeah we uh we we took away the whole celibacy requirement. Now they're running BDSM workshops fucking week one. Back to celibacy. That's what happens. Give an inch, take a goddamn fucking hundred miles. Thou shall have safe words. Listen, everybody, I just want to talk today about thou shall submit to the Lord, to your Dom.

To your Dom. Today, we will be learning how to squeal like a pig. So the whole thing got canceled, but... That's a shame. I wonder, was there a lot of interest in it bdsm 101 workshop i'd rather you do it with me i guess is bdsm big listen the kids are gonna i'm doing a jewish voice i don't know a christian voice the kids are gonna do it anyway i'd rather them do it with me sure sure. Sure. I mean, she's not. Everybody. She's not terrible looking.

Okay. But it's like old school. They have the apple and then the belt on their book. They take the book and throw the book away. They just use the apple and the belt. What are you going to do with that apple? It's going in your one end. Don't worry.

Everyone bite down on the apple yeah do you think she like does the thing where she's like wearing her like you know priestly robe and he goes all right it's like leather daddy out and chick outfit underneath welcome to the lord's bdsm class amen she needs j Jesus more than anybody. Y'all need Jesus. She needs Jesus. That's for sure. Yeah, pretty nuts, right?

But even more nuts than that. Speaking of the religious people, evangelical Christian furries are worried that they're being targeted for their faith. So in the furry community, the furries that are christian are sort of like we're not fucking gay freaks yeah we're not gay freaks we're straight freaks we're just mascot enjoyers but this article so a lot of the people that are writing about this are just like saying these the the straight christian furries are like the privileged furries

right and they're just so they're sort of saying the they need to they need to beat it because they're not recognizing their privilege and the furry community sort of thing right okay christian furries are worried that people will come after them for being christians christians in the furry community are cautious about who knows about their furry and faithful selves so they're living like sort of a dual life because the furry community can't know they're Christian and the Christian community can't know they're furry right well luckily you get to put a mask on so that's a fucking full helmet right but the other way it's not working because some of the other furries found out they go hey John sit down everyone's at the furry meeting and they go what the fuck is this and it's a bible right yeah and there's like stop pushing your bullshit on us we're furries and go well you can be i wasn't

yeah he's like i wasn't pushing on it but it's like but we're all you're all going to hell if you don't accept jesus christ you go yeah we know we're going to hell we're furries obviously we're going to hell and i hope we do go to hell that's why i wear the suit i like being hot yeah i love just sweating all the time just uncirculated air hot the furry intervention is fucking getting me though the idea of uh the nine furries sitting them down like you know you ever it's the you don't want to be a polar bear anymore it's too cold for you it It's like, what the fuck is this, man? I was your furry partner, man. We shared a costume. Now I got to find out that you're just trying to break our gay away?

Because a lot of these guys are gay, right? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The one straight furry. Sort of a lonely life being the one straight furry. All alone. Yeah. You know what, though? Probably a lonely life being the one straight furry all alone yeah i thought you you know what though probably lonely life being the few straight furries no they're probably

they probably clean up because all the chicks are are like all the chick furries who are probably like they're probably all gross but they're all very like sexually fluid they'll kind of just do whatever so you kind of like when you think they're cleaning i think i think when the chicks are feeling like a little straight vibe or whatever, then the dudes are just mopping up. But what problem is mopping up? But this is like the classic inefficiency, though, where the moment that guys start hearing you, there's a lot of tang to be had in the furry community. And all of a sudden, all these dudes are coming up with these crudely made paper mache fox helmets. You didn't even try, man.

And they're just like, they're just for like, furry coming through. Furry. We're all furries huh where's the ass at do i gotta bang him with the costume on or is there a slit knit or some kind of flap what is the deal either way i'm proud and happy to be a furry welcome other furry friends it's like just things falling apart. It's like you didn't even put any thought in your fucking costume. The old school furries. They fucking definitely hate the new pledges.

Yeah, the new pledges are all showing up with like just like value or like goodwill mascot costumes that they bought from like some guy. He's got a masquerade mascot. Yeah, exactly. Like eyes wide shut. I'm a fox. that they bought from some guy who's got a masquerade mask on. Yeah, exactly. Eyes wide shut shit. I'm a fox. All right, fox coming in. Hey, what's your name? Hey, what are you doing later?

The old school furries are in the corner smoking a cigarette. Like, look at this fucking shit. Ruining for the rest of us. This guy's not even gay. Here, this motherfucker goes to church. This is the only church I... The only church of furries. Yeah, the only church I need is the furry convention.

That's my church, pal. So the furry community... So the Christian furries started out by saying that they're worried that they're going to get doxxed by their Christian identity. Because the furries are largely secular, they say. Yeah. I mean, I can't imagine if you're like a churchgoer and then people find out that on during the Saturday night what you're doing is fucking furry shit. This is the real double life.

This guy's living more of a double life than a guy that has a, like two families. Yeah. You're like, you're going to church on sunday like a night before and the guys the pastor standing up there being like you know uh thou shall not sin and you're just sitting there like some feathers still on you from last night's rally a couple of like feathers come out you cough i'll just need even a guy's ass at the furry rally. I blew a raccoon last night.

So these furries are the normal ones, and they're like, these other freaks are boning dudes. Yeah, yeah. They actually, they're sort of the love of the game, which they are the more, because the ones that are just like all-around freaks, like I'm pansexual, bisexual, whatever it is, these actual normal guys that are just straight up furries,

they actually are in it for the love of the game. Like what? I respect furries. I like dressing up like a costume. It's almost like a cosplay thing for them. That's their Star Wars convention. Wouldn't that be a mascot though? I feel like mascotting is like...

You're right. If you're a straight dude who wants to wear... You're right. You're a mascot. Just go find local like single A baseball team and just volunteer as their mascot. Be a mascot. Yeah.

Although if you volunteer for a kid's team to be a mascot, that's a little sus. That's sus, yeah. Unless you're doing like- Get in line. Get in line. Really? I tried to volunteer to be a kid's mascot. Every slot was full.

In demand. The type of people who adopt furry personas often identify as LGBTQ, and they have to deal with legal, personal, and moral attacks from Christians. I don't know about legal, but who wield incredible power. So they're saying the Christian conservatives are very powerful, and these Christian furries who have the kind of privilege the rest of us could only dream of want to come to this community in order to evangelize. Well, they don't want to evangelize.

They're trying to keep it on the DL. Yeah. And they have the audacity to whine about how hard things are for them. So this article is giving it to the Christian furries, right? Yeah. They're the top of the privilege hierarchy. They're a... I guess.

Well, they're doing something that they know is, I guess, against their... They're sort of like the Jews of the furry community, right? Because in their mind, they're like, we're oppressed. But in the furries' mind, they're like, you are the... Yeah, you are. You're the oppressor. Yeah. Like many Christian conservatives,

its members believe that engaging in same-sex marriage is wrong. Having homosexual feelings alone is not wrong. Furries who disagree with this stance can still join they just don't want so basically they're saying listen having the homosexual feelings is fine you just shouldn't act on them right yeah but there's nothing gay about being a furry that's what their sort of thing is like there's nothing gay about this i mean literally or figuratively yes there is shop talking furry costumes nothing gay about that and they say they love gay people as long as they don't do anything gay that's what they're

paraphrasing sure i think yeah it's the same policy many evangel and evangelical churches have adopted in order to distance themselves from anti-lgbtq extremists even though it's hardly any better lgbtq people um and their allies know exactly where the church members stand yeah i don't there's not a cross i'll tell you what like i think if you're referring the whole isn't like anonymity kind of like the part of it like just keep that shit to yourself i guess a lot of christians they were trying to yeah i guess the christian that's the problem with the christians is they're like they love jesus and he's so sick. They wrote an article being like, we're tired of living in the closet as a Christian. And they're saying, well, you think that's bad?

We're living in the closet, a Christian and a furry. And that's part of being like a lot of Christians is they're like, so sick being a Christian that they're like, I just want to share. This is how they act out. Well, I want to share it with people. And then they go and they start sharing at the furry convention. No, they're not. I think you're misinterpreting this. Oh, they're not sharing it.

They're petrified that their Christian identity comes out. Oh, right, right, convention. No, they're not. I think you're misinterpreting this. Oh, they're not sharing it. They're petrified that their Christian identity comes out. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you kidding me? Yeah, yeah. They know the furries aren't going to take kindly to that kind around here. By the way, you look at society right now and you talk about bug men. Yeah.

Compared to these people, we are Bob Vila. Like this is, some of these guys that be furries, they're the type of guy that, you know, you might say that you're not the best at changing a flat tire. Sure. I bet you if there's a furry convention and they get a flat tire,

they all get out and they just start taking pictures and put the car on Craigslist. They go, it's broken. It's broken. Just abandon it. They go, well, that car is broken. They just sign over the title and just walk away. They go, what are you doing putting it on Craigslist. They go, it's broken. It's broken. Just abandon it. They go, well, that car is broken. They just sign over the title and just walk away. They go, what are you doing putting it on Craigslist?

You go, well, yes, it's broken. I don't know if you saw. The only thing they can do is maybe like mend their furry costumes. They go, hey, you can just change the tire. They go, hey, if the new owner of this car wants to change the tire, that's his prerogative. Between him and his God. You go, what'd you say about God?

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like a total fake thing well it's just we've said it before but you go what you expect zero transgender people to be murdered like when people get murdered like you you expect to you know like every group has people who get murdered in them well spent yeah like to say to say like hey like we have like our requirement is we can't ever have one murder like every group gets obviously they're all bad but like but i think that even yet you are correct and i think that a part of it also is that like yes again like people shouldn't get murdered but you go a lot of it is a higher risk lifestyle like you are probably more likely but they're actually getting murdered below the average like below their actual rate so i okay maybe i'm misinterpreting it but what i'm misinterpreting

is like one is they said they were like murdered for a hate crime that was the numbers that i think you're looking at they say all of them are hate crimes you can't murder a transgender person and not be a hate crime i think is the deal okay yeah well anyways yeah that isn't even really why i was bringing it up i was I was bringing it up. I was more just bringing it up that someone compiled a list of all the days and months. Oh. Because, you know,

people always sort of say the joke, like, oh, another month. Like, oh, these guys need a month now. These guys need a day. Yep. This is how many they actually have. Okay, so Transgender Awareness Week, they have.

Trans Day of Visibility. Yep. How do they ever slip in a new one after they have. Trans Day of Visibility. Yep. How do they ever slip in a new one after they have like four and they're like, what about a visibility day? How do they get these on the books, though? Like, how do you even get a day started? I don't know how you get a day started. Like, what's the process if you say, hey, we need a new day. It's like we have Trans Day.

Small Dick Day if you want it. Whatever, sure. They go, how do we get who? Sure, you heard that, people. That's a quote. What council do you go to? Micropenis Awareness Week what council do you go to micro penis awareness week who do you go to if you want to get your day i want to start an awareness week the government i think some of them are official and some of them are like that everyone just got on board with it but i mean like you'll see a lot of these things are like

the governments will write well i'll tell you what argentina president's gonna rip them down but like a government will the day committee well whatever this transgender who i actually think you go to yeah the day you go to the day man yeah you have to knock on his door and he's sort of he has like a like a propeller bow tie and stuff like that and he's sitting in his he's sitting in his office and he's facing the other way. Yeah. You go, hello. Knock, knock. Okay. You ask me.

You have to tell. Yes, what would you need? Hi, I'm worried about transgender people and I think we need a transgender awareness month. I thought you'd never ask. That's what he says. Like, is it government? Because, like, Trudeau did a whole statement. What brings you to the office of the day, man?

And you got to give him a little tribute. Like, a little. And you go, here's a glass of breast milk from my wife. Did you bring me my offering? And you go. And he takes a sip and he goes. Delightful. No, he takes a sip and he goes c cups i i presume yeah c cups big areolas what brings you to the office of the day man and you go i know we have the transgender awareness

month and the trans day of visibility but i feel like something's missing i've had an awful like i've had a thought like that myself what do you have in mind then it's kind of like the wizard of oz sort of thing he's got a lot of cranks yeah a lot of cranks a lot of light going on back there but i mean like trudeau like did his thing about it so he's petting a cat that's half cat half dog it's a creature i've been breeding these myself so they also have bisexual health awareness month that's uh that one's uh just like we're here sort of thing right well it's awareness months are good because it's just like we're here

right but again we exist lesbian awareness week is just uh they only get a week huh yeah they get a week and it's just a week of people uh walking around bumping into it's a fucking week over hey i'm bisexual oh i'm lesbian over here that's a lesbian one it's like it it's like everyone just has their catcher's mitts on and stuff like that like it're like, hey, it's a fucking Lesbo week. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Lesbo week. Lesbo week. International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia, and Transphobia.

So they have to share. That's only a day? I'll tell you what. It's a good day to be asexual phobic. You go, look at this fucking A-boy. A-boy. Yeah, look at this asexual. And you-boy. Yeah, look at this asexual. And you go, hey, man, that's asexual phobic.

You go, hey, I didn't see no day. Yeah. Look at this agate over here. Huh? Get out of my way, agate. That's so good. Calling asexuals agates. Holy shit. I'm coining that.

Danny's on fire agates agates incredible asexual holy fuck new slur dropping everybody

new slur just dropped agate I think it's the new tonic chris williams is like don't there's not an official endorsement we just have a not official endorsement just a friend holy shit egg is fucking good shit man they have pride month international non-binary day which is in between

it's a bit of wednesday a bit of thursday you know it's not really starts at noon wednesday ends at noon thursday it's funny you have the international non-binary day on a binary day it's crazy though like how did they go like they must have some you know be like we want a week you know obviously everybody wants a month month is the top you don't get more month is fucking nice although i'm sure there'll be like transphobia awareness quarter coming up soon i'm sure that other people like you know if you try to get your you know um you try to get your uh like day and the people come up like listen we, we're going to start you off with a day. It's like, listen, I'll tell you what I can do. See how people take to it, alright? I'll tell you what we can do here. We're going to start you off with a day

and possibly talk about upgrading to a week. Yeah, yeah. You know, if people are liking it, then we'll maybe consider it. Gotta be honest here. You're asking for a month. I see you as a week. You guys are like a real straight shooter. The guy who does the days and weeks and months. Gotta be honest. Talked with the boys. I see you more as a day.

And then the guy goes, I was thinking about a month. Guards! Guards! But, I'm okay. I'll take the week. The offer has expired.

No, no, no. Leave the breast milk. Yeah, yeah. Do you think it's like the Godfather style, like on the wedding? That's the wedding day is how you get these? You got to go to the trans Godfather? What can I help you with? Sir, I represent a very discriminated against community pansexuals.

And currently we don't even have a day and he goes, I'll get you a week. And what are you going to do for the family hour? Never forget what I've done for your group. The trans godfather. The godmother. She's a mafia guy with a beard. Yeah, he looks like the rabbi.

He's got pink hair and shit Yeah I'll never forget He goes Currently we have an opening October October 20th to 27th I can fit you in

Now listen You're gonna have to be sharing a day He goes I'm having a day Yeah I can't make up your mind i can't make up my mind which days i'm gonna give you two days for bisexual ironically they have a lot of bi days because they have another bisexual day national coming out day like you didn't know that every day that day comes up and you go this year

every day danny looks at fucking bisexual national coming out day on the calendar one day this year is gonna be the year for me one day and then it's the next day what day is national coming out day let's find out national coming out day i really actually i like you don't fucking know. Look at Danny playing. I guess it's April 26th. Okay, we're going to find out. Page not found. What day is National Coming Out Day? Okay.

But I just want to know. They took down the article. Oh. It was a Today.com article. What day is... October 11th. October 11th. Oh, it just passed. Next year. What day is next? October 11th. October 11th. Oh, it just passed. Next year.

You'll catch him next time, slugger. Intersex Awareness Day. Oh, shut up. International Pronoun Day, also in October. Spirit Day. Which one's Spirit Day? Do you know what Spirit Day is? No.

These are all made up. It's like International Jealousy Day. Like, it's just fake. Jealousy Awareness Day. Spirit Day is an annual LGBTQ awareness day observed in the third Thursday. It's the third harvest of October. Okay, so this actually starts... It started with a Canadian teenager,

and it was initially created in response to bullying. Yeah. Okay, so it's like sort of don't bully gay people. Yeah, and then they said... Transgender remembrance. During National Bullying Prevention Month, which is, if you're a bully, best time to do bullying is during National...

They don't expect it. Yeah, nobody's like, free free and clear no bullying for me and then you go boom not so fast nerd pansexual pride day do you think that you think the head honcho is getting like payola like a little something under the table yeah i don't know i mean maybe some shirt manufacturers behind this just the shirts they crank out for these things i don't know now we're talking so a trans rabbi was incredible did you see the um this was one of my favorite things was because all these basically all these like chick rabbis have become like the face of like the cease ceasefire movement, like on the Jewish side, because obviously they need these like you always want like the people like who you think would be naturally against it.

And then they brought all these like rabbis to Washington for this. Like they did some sort of like whatever the reading the Torah kind of thing. It was all like chick rabbis and like but they're like see all these rabbis want to do and they were reading this like section from um the torah or whatever and then there were these sections that they were during what they were reading that said literally it goes and then like abraham promised the jews israel which is like literally goes against their whole thing of saying like it's palestine right because they're everybody's saying like you know the jews have like no claim to it and so as they're reading it the chick's

like she's like reading in hebrew and then she just starts like mumbling super quietly these two sections and everybody's like someone tweeted me like do you hear this like literally the moment that they started she realized she's reading the part that like goes against essentially what she's saying and then they go back what did it say it literally says like and then god promised abraham the land of israel for the jews like it like in the torah okay and so that part goes against it though because they're saying the palestinians because like the whole debate because the whole debate is everybody goes like the jews like we're not promised israel is palestine's land and then some and then so some rabbis go well no it's like in the thing oh you're saying this was

Palestinian rabbis no these were Jewish rabbis who are pro-Palestine that's the part I was missing yeah yeah they're calling for a ceasefire being like no we gotta get out of there like and give them their land so then they're reading this thing being like and then she tried to graze oh that's what I messed up yeah yeah and then she anyways and then she's just like as she's reading these parts that

like basically go against their whole thing and she goes just mumbles it a bit like really quiet like you can watch the video on twitter like she's like goes super quietly you know what i'm one of something crazy um i i saw okay so you know with the osama bin laden stuff yeah oh he's been so hot right now we mentioned last npr and a lot of these places don't know what to do about it right because they want to be sort of uh you know they hate being on the side of the activists like bbc who likes being on the side of the activists they just did a uh award show and people were doing a lot of uh free palestine stuff and then they got rid of it all right it was like the first time the first time at an award show they've ever got rid of an activist speech you know what i mean

but i just thought it was funny because NPR did this article about the Osama bin Laden videos on TikTok, right? Yeah. And they go, TikTok's been aggressively removing hundreds of videos discussing a manifesto, and they sort of explain what happened. Then, this is what NPR said about content

that was offensive on TikTok. However, there were only 300 videos using the hashtag LetterTo america that garnered only 200 views by wednesday according to tiktok an estimated 1.6 billion users for comparison wait 200 views or 200 000 what's the 300 videos or whatever two million views okay yet after a tweet on thursday afternoon social media blah blah the hashtag jumped to 13 million my point is have you ever seen npr in response to any there's hate on the platform say well i mean it's only yeah that is like i kind of agree like it's not the who cares it's not the end of the world i'm

not like a need to censor all this stuff but it is just so funny to watch them sort of dance around. These are the people that if there's one guy in his basement with four followers saying like. Yeah, they read a whole article saying like. And then it's the big. It's rampant. They go, yeah, yeah. People on TikTok are starting and you go, what?

This one guy? The amount of articles NPR have done about a guy that had 40 views on a video saying white men are superior. Right, and they go, it's running rampant. And they go, it's only 13 million views. I go, keep that same fucking energy with anyone else that's, you know. Zero chance.

My favorite thing is TikTok started banning With Elon Musk tweets, keep that same energy. Yeah, no shit, but TikTok started banning all the content from the letter to Americans hashtag. But then for some reason, they also included the dancing Israelis hashtag. So they deleted all. They slipped one in.

So they just were like, we're also deleting anything that is dancing Israelis hashtag. For people who don't know, on 9-11, there was these five Israeli guys who were caught like dancing basically. And people think they're like Mossad agents. But it's so funny because obviously. Just a jam came on that they love. Yeah. And then the tower. What is the tower he don't hurt me and then the tower started to fall or whatever but then just like

because obviously all these conspiracy people this is like conspiracy domain and then now they're removing these from tiktok so all the conspiracy people are probably like of course heads are closing like why like why are you removing the dancing israeli hashtag why'd they slip it in i don't know why i don't know what did you hear jonathan 9-11 jonathan fucking green pussy with the snowflake system can you come up with something better i hate that guy that sucks jonathan greenblatt had a leaked call no i didn't see this so basically his deal he goes we have a massive massive gen z problem this is not a right problem this is not a left problem this is an age problem and he was saying basically

what i said where they've lost the youth and he goes we need to pay influencers we need to get people oh i think i said he's basically saying like we need a propaganda campaign for the youth and it was just like i'm listening to this being like you stupid motherfucker he still can't realize that it's like you started this yeah you're doing this this is you and you go why have we lost the youth it's like you didn't lose the youth you actually got them really on board with your shit yeah yeah it's like i i swear to god this guy is uh yeah you're brain dead no he's so stupid he just never realized that he that the thing that he missed the most was just making Jews white and there's a whole stupid DEI hierarchy bullshit.

He was pushing nonstop. You go, yeah, they do believe your stuff. They just think you're white. Yes. That's all it is. That's all they can't grasp. It's like all the rap reports. Get that guy out of there.

They just don't get it. They go, yeah, people just think you're're white they're on board with everything you said they just do not see you as a as a protected class they just see you as a rich white guy you they're on board yeah i mean obviously we've said this but listening to that article i was like jesus christ i'm still willing to accept the position of head of adl by the way if anybody wants to give it to me you know what else okay i'll just want to say something because we had a pretty good numbers on our marvel videos and stuff like that the one we did last week and a lot of people were talking about it um but one of the things that was um I I don't normally respond to like that much uh comments or whatever because you can go crazy

yeah but there is sometimes there's a comment that like pops up a bunch of times or whatever and it was like there was a few people being like something along the lines of like white white guys against diversity or something like that yeah and it was just like the funny part was that um and they were mentioning black panther right like a lot of people were saying like well why did black it's if diversity is bad why does black panther do good kind of thing or whatever and it was just like do you and i was just like how do you explain this very simply of my point i mean one of my favorite movies is life i don't know the biggest this is same problem same concept in comedy where you go ladies people the three biggest action stars maybe in the world are black yeah will smith denzel the rock yeah those might be the biggest

box office numbers you go no one is saying... When Black Panther came out and it was a big hit and everyone's like, see? Black people can be action stars. You go, the biggest action stars are black. Everyone likes a fucking black action star. Black dudes fucking kick ass at lots of shit. Of course.

You know what I mean? It was never about black dudes. It was like these people tried to pretend it was about black music you don't want a black guy in a movie and everyone's like love black guys in movies yeah yeah of course i think that's mad because it's killer and even the chick thing you're like wasn't barbie like the biggest movie of the year yes exactly it was just like this barbie movie was the biggest movie of the entire year i just always think it's so funny when they're just kind of like... Well, because they're full of shit. Yeah, but it was just so funny like accusing people of like

being afraid to have a black guy in a movie and you're just like, who is? Yeah, yeah. What are you talking about? What planet are you living on? What planet are you living on? Denzel's the...

Everyone knows Denzel's the fucking goat. Yeah, of course. And there's, you know... I guess they're... Yeah, I don't know. I mean, The Rock's not like totally black, but he's somewhat black. His dad's black. Yeah, his dad's black.

He kind of, Rock sort of swings both ways, I guess. Yeah, he could be a, he's a tan guy, but. Technically, he's black. Yeah, for sure. And Will Smith, I don't think that's arguable that he's as big as it comes. No, I mean, it's foolish. It's like Bad Boys. Nobody, one of the biggest franchises, Chris Tucker.

Like, I mean. Everyone loves that, Chris Tucker, like, I mean, they don't love that shit. Yeah, like Rush Hours, like a Chinese guy who barely speaks English and a black dude. You're like,

is that not enough diversity for you? Like, how much do you need? Well, that's what I'm saying. Well, I guess no women. Yeah,

but my point was, it wasn't about anyone saying, I mean, we're not that big into talking about this stuff, really, but when it's a big one, we usually talk about it

because I'm not a big, like, movie buff. No. Or like a video gamer, so I don't really, you know because I'm not a big movie buff or a video gamer. So I'm not really in deep in that world. But it is just so funny, the accusation of that. And then there's one, I'll just say one other rebuttal.

There's this girl that comments on basically everything we do, disagreeing with us. Probably more me than you because I have a little bit more spicy red pill takes which is usually the fucking yeah and it's not this is obviously like a enemy because they obviously listen to the podcast and they were funny but it's like i just want to say there's i always kind of say there's a lot of times people will go you want to address her straight to camera no i do not because this isn't me uh it was more me saying it was just because i've talked about even like productivity and stuff a lot of times people sometimes think that uh they have it more figured out than they do so we were sort of saying that in that clip about uh the famous actress or uh that said men men don't get their bodies uh yeah yeah billy eilish billy eilish was saying that and i was

like they obviously do the you know small dick short whatever million things right yep and then she goes i never agree with female celebrities but the chick who said women don't criticize men's bodies because women are too nice is half right she's right that women the majority don't criticize men's bodies at least not to men themselves but she's wrong about why it's not because women are too nice it's because women know that the male ego can't handle that kind of criticism if a man becomes aggressive over it that's a big problem for the woman and it was just like whenever you're kind of being like they're wrong because of this it's like just the immediately think to yourself you go okay well now

do the other side and you go why do men not tell women that they're disgusting to their face and you go well you can say it's not yeah you go you can say it's not because they're nice yes it's because we live in a society yeah and people aren't psychopaths crazy so yes any normal person uh knows that and you go well maybe i don't know about handle criticism but like if your girlfriend puts on 60 pounds everyone's gonna be a little delicate about that or you're being an asshole a girl and you go and then she goes on to say before you guys argue with me be honest with yourself if a woman genuinely liked you told you that she found you to be physically gross and said

you had a below average penis how would you respond to that and it was just like and now to my point yeah do the other way yeah sure if a guy told you both of your tits look weird and they're not the same size it's like yeah you wouldn't say that yeah and it was like these rebuttals you just go like yeah okay good point but then to my point the other way around she lives in tell your girlfriend that you hate her new haircut yeah but she lives in this like fake reality where she goes yeah all guys do that like in her mind you know what i think like she runs these scenarios in her head where this stuff's actually happening i'm gonna give her a tiny bit more credit than that and i think what a lot of girls do from my experience is they see the world uh through their own like they they they extrapolate

on their specific thing to everyone so a lot of times it would be like i had a boyfriend to do this but i don't do this i'm all women he's all men so i think a lot of times you just they have well i'm like this so i'm all women and that guy is all men right and i think it's a little bit of that but they go of course women don't like hearing similar painful truths about themselves but unlike men most women are already acutely aware of their flaws plus whether it bothers them or not they do any they they can't do anything about it they can't beat a guy up unless they allow it or whatever right but she's basically saying women are all aware of their flaws. And the guy is aware that he has a one-inch penis. Yeah, of course. So it was just like,

her argument is it's not because it's nice, it's something else. Well, it is sort of because you're nice. And the difference is, once someone becomes a celebrity, or you don't like them, you've othered them enough that you don't feel like you have to be nice.

So people don't feel like they have to be nice to public figures, or, you know, Look at DeSantis in his shoes. Exactly. People don't feel like you have to be nice so people don't feel like they have to be nice to public figures or you know they look at DeSantis in his shoes exactly people don't feel like they have to be nice to someone that they don't like they'll be generous with their politicians and not gender and not very charitable with the other ones so you go the bottom line is it's and you know what if you really look into it you go is there a big difference between how much men do it and women I mean I'm probably not equal maybe it's possible that like men are a little more aggressive i'd say it's also possible that men are a little more complacent where they go oh yeah the wife's fucking gross i just fucking give up and i'm giving up on it whereas the girl might be more likely to sort of sit in that um sit in that area of like i deserve better and trying to actually solve it yeah whereas a guy

might have given up more so i don't know if you did all the math i don't have the answer to which one does it more but the principle is the same both ways so no i was not wrong i was right yeah yeah i mean it's just nonsense i don't know yeah how many articles do we read from some chick writing into like dear abby being like my husband has this problem like what should i do kind of thing you know i just sometimes you get these uh what you guys don't realize sort of um uh responses and you're kind of just like no we do realize that yeah for sure so i think i think the answer is i think that there's like a thinking pattern that some people have you want to avoid it's like whenever you're just looking at yourself like actually extrapolate and then also when you have an argument look at

the other side and be like does this hold up the other way yeah i think that's i think also generalizing is always wrong like if you like truly like i mean obviously it can be right for like a majority but to just say like all this group all these people in this group do this is like that's obviously never the case like yeah you have to be careful you have to be careful about that because some people don't really. They'll just be like, ah, they all do this. They all do this. And you're like, no, well, you're always wrong when you say that.

Agreed. Yeah, so. I want to talk about this open AI thing. So this was something that took me a while to figure out. I feel like I usually can figure something out. And I was kind of reading all the articles. That's why I messaged. All of Twitter was like, because my whole Twitter was this whole thing going on and i'm like what is

going on yeah and i know i want to talk about it so i was like what the fuck is going on so i can figure out what i want to you know my thoughts on it or whatever i and so i was messaging everyone and we have some group chats with some like really high up people in like the tech world or whatever and i was i was using every contact i had to be like, buddy, what's going on here? You know what I mean? So this is kind of the gist of it as of today is they hired the guy. So basically OpenAI. They rehired him. Yeah, they rehired him as the CEO, Sam Altman.

Right. As of like nine hours. And so OpenAI basically fired the CEO. They have a board and it's kind of this mix of profit and nonprofit. It was originally a nonprofit and it's kind of this mix of profit and non-profit. It was originally a non-profit and Elon Musk was the original and then it became a private for-profit closed thing.

Which some people were calling shenanigans. And then Microsoft is I guess the largest shareholder or something. And the board essentially, because when they fired him, I was kind of like, why? That's what I didn't really get, why? And then when I talked to a lot of these people, a lot of people were like,

well, that is kind of the controversy no one really knew. Some people were saying they wanted to fire him because he has all these allegations against him. Some people were saying it's a compliance miss. And some people were saying it's because of the boards being insane, right? And then it turns out,

they're saying after all is said and done, it's the board being insane. And there's one girl on the board. And essentially the really simplest way to put it is that the board is really really safe they're just worried that because you know people say hey there's like a one percent chance that ai is going to end the world like they're going to basically create like a sentient ai thing that'll then be able to like you know make like infinite replicas of itself and then it'll kill everybody, essentially.

Yeah. It'll be like end of the world. And they think that's as high as 1%. Or whatever. And I guess the board is like, hey, we're speeding towards this a little faster than we'd like. Well, to put the speeds in perspective, the guy on the board said he's going at a 10.

I would like him to go at a 2. Right, yeah. So that was like the cardinal difference. And so I guess they couldn't agree on doing on doing this well this guy's trying to run a company and they're basically trying to slash his legs out every chance they got and then apparently that was going on forever and some people are uh that most of the people i've talked to are on the side of that the board is out of control yeah they just don't know what they're doing they don't know what they're talking about i guess and this guy's like a kind of a golden boy in silicon valley and people call him the

game of thrones guy because they basically he had a game of thrones style rise and there was another guy who was kind of like a progressive ceo and basically he sort of like ousted that guy uh through a series of uh moves yeah power moves and then the real story is that microsoft basically this guy within a weekend because microsoft's the biggest shareholder so then they i guess they mediated the thing because it was such a pr disaster the whole thing because everyone was basically on his side everyone's inside everybody and like it you know they the people were like without him you know open ai is just way worth way less so like essentially the move incinerated $60 billion of value or something.

So then Microsoft, I think, was trying to just mitigate it by coming with some solution. Then they took all these guys and they're like, they'll work for Microsoft now. That was on Friday. Today's Wednesday. And then today they're like, you know what? He's back. And they're just like, let's just pretend like this never happened. Kind of.

And they fired a bunch of the board but i think that everyone was saying like the the way that microsoft like a huge company like that the actual people in microsoft were able to collect like a hundred people and get him to sign yeah was like the shark move of the millennial yeah yeah like that's a very hard one to pull off a company like that yeah definitely damn well kind of reminded me so anyways the a lot of people i know are sort of on the board with like of these guys are trying to fuck around with ai and it was actually like this is the thing that's going to solve ever like this is the thing that's going to solve the productivity problems is going to things can solve everything and these guys are just trying to put

a wrench in it with also which also means like well someone else is going to do it it just means like you know china or whatever right yeah so it's like it's kind of just uh it's not really an option to just be like hey like shut down this whole project it's like oh yeah you slow it down yeah you slow it down someone else is gonna catch up yeah exactly yeah like someone else is just gonna catch up to you so i i don't know enough quite about it but uh yeah i i guess they're like let's just put the foot on the gas and just see where this goes i don't know i mean like it's a cool product i don't really use it that much well they haven't really come up with a ton but some people were telling me johnny was just telling me like you know how useful it can be for thumbnails and

stuff like that yeah i i saw someone uh posted on twitter the first like basically looked like a trailer for like a futuristic like movie kind of thing and it was all ai yeah the whole trailer yeah well what do you think about that do you see any uh like are you kind of thinking that it might be moving a little faster what side are you on uh that i don't know about i i mean again i'm generally would would rely on the people who know more than me our friends don't think so no our friends don't think so and from the sounds of it there's a big difference between being cautious and just like fucking cutting the legs off of this thing completely yeah i i honestly don't don't know that much to to say but like

having used it when it first came out i was like oh this is sick it seemed like something i would use a lot and then it went to something that i never use i've seen a few girls ruining ai tweets yeah yeah but it went to one of those things where i don't know i stopped using it i don't so it's hard to say there are some cool things like uh shkreli made some weird uh he's really not happy about this. He goes, this is the pussiest... Firing that guy was the pussiest move that's ever happened in the history of fucking tech. He's the accelerationist,

so he wants this stuff to crank. The acceleration... But he was very aggressive in his words. Yeah, he's the guy who's like, let's step on the gas. And they want full whatever AGI or whatever. So I don't know. Shkreli showed me this website he has of where it's all these people and you can mimic their voice like you can basically make them say

whatever good for scamming yeah good for scamming well you see there's like this I saw this video of this crazy scam AI scam this guy was a lawyer and he got a call from he thought it was his son and what happened I- I did know. You see that? There's this new scam where- I told you that last week. Oh, you told me that last week. Oh, maybe you saw it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's hilarious. I mean, it's the scams are going to get crazy. Telling me some hot thing you heard. It was me last week on the podcast. No, I saw the video a few days ago. You got a load of this fucking? No.

I actually saw the video. You're talking about the guy who was like- He has new information. Testifying? Like the guy who's like the lawyer who's like testifying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I'd never seen the video before.

I'm just fucking with you,, just fucking gentle ribbon man between friends Just fucking messing with you brother Fucking yanking your beans do your beans I don't know. Yeah. Well, well the G move sort of remind me cuz i finally watched blackberry movie good solid fuck self-looker he didn't wasn't confident in that no it was good fucking awesome it was so sick yeah it's the best movie i've seen in fucking a while and you know what it was so so it just reminded me because the ceo of blackberry went and poached like the guys from google the top engineers because that's like these top engineers they're it's kind of like you know what we say in comedy or whatever but it's like it wouldn't be that hard to be like hey here are the six best people in the world put them in a thing to make

a movie like if you were just like i'm gonna give this guy 10 million you really can do that and the engineers it really is these guys he goes gives him 10 million dollars backdated the stock options and then he went to uh he got fired for, right? That's he seems on his ass, right? I remember back in the day, my ex-girlfriend, she had a family friend who worked at Blackberry like in the heyday. Yeah. This was like, because we went to Guelph, so we were super close.

That was when Kitchener was Silicon Valley North. This thing was so nostalgic for me. Oh, yeah. And everybody was like, Kitchener is Silicon Valley North and all that stuff. And there was the whole deal where everybody was just like, every person who worked at Blackberry, like everybody knew some guy who just had Valley, North, and all that stuff. And there was the whole deal where everybody was just like, every person who worked at BlackBerry, like everybody knew some guy who just had $25 million,

$50 million from that stock, and then it all went away. That was the first thing I lost money on is that stock. By the way. So the other guy that got out early is one of the richest guys. Do you know when you watch wrestling every now and then, or if you watch it on TV, and they bring out hulk hogan or the rock or seen her or something and it's like oh yeah that's how i felt every time they did a new phone like when the 7900 came out i was like let's fucking go i was like i remember dude i remember the 7900 coming out

yeah and it just like changed in the world and being this saw the guy and it was a status symbol. I was like, the 7900 was the game changer. And I still had one of those too. Because every time my old phone, I tend to lose phones a lot. So I remember in university, I would lose a phone every day. And I'd always go back to the 7900 for a week in my interim. I was rocking that one. Oh, yeah. The Brick Breaker.

Oh, that was such a Brick Breaker, dude. The Brick Breaker game. That was the best game that ever Breaker, dude. Yeah, the Brick Breaker game. The slide wheel. That was the best game that ever existed on a phone. Yeah. It's funny because you could be playing that every day now and you don't. What do you mean I could play it every day? I don't know.

I'm sure it exists on the iPhone. So, the iPhone doesn't even have the ball. Yeah, it doesn't have the ball. I'm not playing Brick Breaker without a ball. What are you, an idiot? The ball was so sick. Oh, I like the Brick Breaker with the side the brick breaker with the better one with the side uh i'll tell you side with the side wheel fucking getting me hard dude trying to get me hard over here i'll tell you what when i was watching

it one thing because i was a big blackberry guy right i was right about so much shit too because i remember being like so many times talking about like i could pinpoint the downfall and they would show in the thing. Like when the iPhone came out and they're like, we're going to do ours. The iPhone's going to be nothing. We're going to do our screen. But you press the screen. I remember that being like, what the fuck is it?

I remember my friend. The hell's this shit? My friend, Ryan, got that phone and he was trying to be like, because he was a Blackberry guy and he goes. He's trying to. It was when the iPhone came out and everybody's like, this iPhone thing's amazing. He goes, yeah, check this out. I held out forever.

I remember, and he got where you press the whole screen, and I remember looking at it, and I was like, what the fuck is this? Buddy, they started coming up with all these weird ones. Then they came out with the World, which was better for traveling, and then you had two Blackberries for a while.

They started to get wacky, man. They messed with a good thing. The problem is- They had 60% of the market share of cell phones at one point. know and the problem is is they well it was the best phone by far and then the problem is is everybody was so um just like love the the keyboard remember everybody's like i could never not have a keyboard like that was such a thing and they bought into that thing where they go like i bought into that well they go yeah they're like everybody just needs a keyboard still is better i don't know i don't dude if you gave me a keyboard right now i'd be

fucking hitting the wrong buttons non-stop mashing them it would take me a while to get used to going back to the keyboard i would put a blindfold on yeah and i could write uh a shooter manifesto from top to from front to back on memory really my fucking i have them all memorized and that was the bbm bbm bbm was actually dude the hose in bbm yeah people talk about there's these guys haven't snapped it they'll never know what it's like to fucking i'll tell you one thing there was years later when i remember me and my friend were looking at there as adam knights we were one of the last two guys to have a blackberry yeah i just had a bbm graveyard 400 contacts three currently active i remember looking at that and i was just like it's over yeah and i just went took the blackberry oh yeah and i forgot about what i buried it yeah i forgot one of the main issues of the blackberry is that

their whole deal is they're like to save money i didn't realize it was to say i remember the outages i remember the outages that happened in the movie yeah so i don't i don't i didn't remember at the time our buddies like a pretty big guy yeah yeah we have a few friends who are in it laura but um i didn't remember that laura's in it yeah that movie's awesome yeah wiki movie but that they needed to i didn't know it was to save money is why all the messages went through kitchener like because they say that's the only way that they could do is all the messages have to be routed through yeah i didn't know that either kitchener i just thought that was like a security thing but it turns out it was literally just like the only way is like i didn't realize the extent

to which the phone companies have sort of like a hold on everything yeah it's like what phones come out you got to get the phone companies on board to sell them for you yeah for sure yeah because they're at the time they were the biggest distributors because you always bought uh they were like subsidized and yeah very rarely just bought a phone for cash yeah it was it was a great movie highly recommend yeah um but you know it kind of maybe got me thinking about a lot about like productivity because they were sort of one of the things was they were um in the movie they basically had uh the one guy that was like the fun guy and a lot of people are talking about like personality highs right now yeah that guy's the richest guy because he got out yeah he was trying

to buy a second uh he's low key the most rich guy in the world yeah he tried to bring a nhl team no no no you're talking no no that guy doesn't have the money that you're talking about the guy trying to buy the nhl team is the guy who uh did. Jim Balsillie. Who the SAC took out. Oh, I thought Jim Balsillie. No, there was two guys that started it. Mike Lazaridis and Jim Balsillie. I think Lazaridis. He's the super rich Loki guy. He's not the NHL guy. He's not the bald guy.

Not the guy in the movie. He's the old gray-haired dude. The third guy. Yeah. I'm talking about. Oh, okay. I don't know. The guy who was his wacky buddy. You watched the movie. Yeah, Mike Lazaridis. The guy who Jay Bar wacky buddy. You watched the movie. Yeah, Mike Lazaridis. The guy who Jay Baruchel played. No! What's wrong with you?

Who's the third guy? He wore the headband. The headband. Are you out of your fucking mind right now? I can't remember this. I haven't seen the movie in like- Is this fucking nootropic screwing up your brain? Yeah, no.

You've watched the movie. He's a main character. Two guys started the Blackberry. Him and his buddy. The guy from Nirvana, the movie. And then his buddy was the funberry. Him and his buddy. The guy from Nirvana. And then his buddy was the fun guy. And then he was the guy.

They're the one who kicked him out. They kicked him out of the company. He quit because basically they took down the foosball tables and everything. He's the guy from Nirvana, the band, the movie. Now that you know what I'm talking about, are you aware that it was crazy that you didn't know what I was talking about? Well, I don't remember him from

when Blackberry was a company. No, I don't remember that. When Blackberry was a famous company, it was the two guys. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But anyways, that guy was making it fun, and then once they stopped making it fun, apparently... Then he bailed. But you're saying that guy's super low-key rich.

That guy's the richest one because he was like the third partner that had stock in it. Then he bailed. But you're saying that guy's super low-key rich. That guy's the richest one because he cashed. He was like the third partner that had stock in it and he cashed out at the peak. Gotcha. See, I'd never heard of that guy. The other guy's cashed out at fucking a shadow of their older selves. Gotcha, gotcha. I'd never heard of that guy before the movie. Do you know what Blackberry's stock looks like?

Yeah. It's a never-ending fall. It's like a bad dream. I don't even know. What is that? Five bucks right now? You're falling down a well and never you never came i remember it came back for a minute no they keep reverse splitting too so it's a fucking oh it's three dollars and 64 cents right now that's not true though because they reverse split 10 hundred times yeah it's yeah it's down 99 percent

it's a bad stock my friend some people still holding out too there's probably some real bag holders on that just like turn around bbm's coming back baby you're all the bag of 7900 i'm the only i think the only thing they sell is the reason i watched it is because i went to irvine and that's where their headquarters is in america oh okay it's like a fucking shack yeah it's like well i think literally like it's in the back of like a bicycle shop it's like a fucking shack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like literally like it's in the back of like a bicycle shop. It's like the headquarters of BBM. Don't they make like the security software for like cars or something now? They have a WeWork desk.

There's a corner at a WeWork. Damn. Yeah, they pivoted to make some weird ass shit. And then also I think they probably still sell some phones in India and shit. Sure. They service some of the old ones. What if you can get a new in-box, like a 7900 or something on eBay? You probably can.

Dude, they just sold, I think, on an iPhone. I would like to have that in our studio. Dude, an iPhone 2G just sold, like an original iPhone, like new in- just sold for like 140 000 you know what i would like a 7900 belt buckle or the curve i'd have like a curve uh like a blackberry curve as my belt buckle that'd be nasty oh the curve oh the curve blue well anyways when i was thinking about productivity i think the one thing that and i was talking about i went to dinner with matt sancom and we were sort of talking oh the, no. The Curve was a solid phone. Here you go.

Here's one. The Curve was like the sort of the main one. New in box. Blackberry Curve. $8,912. Order it. Order it. Oh, they have a lot of them.

Order a seven. I don't want to. Order like one of the big ones. Like the World or the 7900 or something for here. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. These are the 7230. The blue one. Remember that one? Oh. It was the blue here. Oh, yeah. The 7230, the blue one. Remember that one?

It was the blue one? Oh, yeah. It was the one that had the color screen for the first time? That was just the smaller one. Yeah, the 7900 was the bigger one. Yeah, yeah. The 3200. I had a 3200.

And then the 9700. That was the last good one. That was the last good one was this one. That just looks like the curve. Yeah, but it was just a little more techy and a higher resolution screen. That was the last good one. Yeah, yeah. That was the last good one. Okay, that just looks like the curve yeah but it was just like a little more techie and like a higher resolution that was the last good one yeah yeah that was a lot okay maybe people are bored with this but i'll say my last point before we go the point that i was saying was because i get a million emails a day um being like you know can i edit videos for you this and that and it was just like the biggest thing that

i think people don't realize is and it's just like everyone's so like lazy that it's so easier to just be a cut above like if you wanted to be a guy that uh you're like hey i want to uh make videos for a guy or whatever right like oh i'm good at clips i have a clip company it's like just do one yeah just do one just like go to a guy i mean i've i can think of things that i've done that i've gotten you know jobs or work it's all from just doing the thing first yeah for sure i mean if you want someone to hire you and go do you have any examples and go nope but i'll be great no they have examples of other people but the problem is as soon as someone sends you here's my portfolio now you have to interact with them and you've given me a chore which that is now on my to-do list to like go back and forth with you or whatever right as opposed to someone goes you skip the whole thing and be like hey

here's what i made for you here's what i can do and then you go okay you know what maybe go try another one and then that one's good and you go okay you know what do 10 yeah and then you go actually i'm gonna give this guy something bigger just give yourself the job whatever you want to do so many yeah and i think that it's like an entrepreneurial thing it's like you don't have to ask someone no one has to don't you don't have to ask for permission to do something and yeah most people will say no but it's like it's just i feel like there is right now i mean if you're really good you'll you'll definitely find it and people make so people do so much of like you know the version of like hey i have an idea let me just

email a bunch of people and And you do fake work. Like you spend so much more time doing fake work, which doesn't get you anywhere. Because no one, yes, if it's a big numbers game and you're hiring someone for $1 an hour to do cold calls in your business, it's like a total scam, fine. But for most people, it's like, just do the thing.

Show the person what you could do for them. Do something. Because then the reason for it's like i think a lot of people don't realize how busy some people are but you go the last thing someone wants on their plate is a chore and you go give them something where the they don't have to do anything so there's zero cost yeah exactly because if there's time is a cost like it's not having to reply to your email is a cost yeah money's not the only cost like even there's so many people where i go yeah i'd maybe say to i, I'd maybe have that guy try something.

And he goes, I go, that seems pretty good. But it's like, you haven't fully done it yet. You're asking me to reply to you. Then you're doing it. And I get that that's their sales pitch. But I feel like it works the other way around. It's like, just do the thing. It's like so many times you go, even if it's like so many people have like a website or this and that.

They go, hey, this is what I can make for you. This is what I made. You go, all all right that's pretty good go do it yeah as opposed to this and then you go i don't know i don't know what you would make now but good chance it's bad and i've spent time now i'm gonna rope now this random email just cost me half an hour yeah i think so many people it's like in so many things it's like probably works in fucking like relationships or meetings or whatever right how many people like let's say a girl and a guy on a date right it's like you're talking to a girl one option is you're like hey we should go out sometime and now it's like she's like okay now i gotta talk to you as opposed to being like hey i know you work here there's this restaurant right

beside there i booked it for thursday we should go because i know that's a good day for you and then afterwards i know you like this and we're going here and you're just like oh you've set the whole thing oh yeah that sounds good just take the one so many people it's like you end up working so much harder if you don't just take that one extra step to just finish the fucking finish the like and just be yeah and understand that you're like yeah it's not nothing for me to start talking to you all day about this thing it's not nothing at all yeah yep yeah so i think that's just like such a little thing that like at work at anything it's like it's the difference between being like i want to have friday off and then give it your boss is like

okay so i gotta versus hey i i talked to these three people they might uh if any of them would be off if if that's okay with you these three people would be able to do it for me and not you didn't half-ass it where you know the boss actually thinks that guy's worse so you're it's like it's the difference between like i'm coming to you with a solution not a problem yeah and also don't a potential solution is not a solution and also don't pitch us sketches that cost 50 grand to make well the sketches the sketches the one thing reason why pitching taking sketches people pitch is not good it's like because you end up with the same problem

as snl or babylon b or any of these places it's like when you have 100 people working there that aren't big they're like well they all just end up kind of stealing yeah yeah for sure no it's more of the sketches like these crazy high concept no i know but when you end up taking people sketches when people send you sketches like most people don't realize the extent to where it's like, they're basically sending you something they kind of saw somewhere. It's kind of public domain. That's what a lot of these places that hire like 50 writers, you, it's like impossible. You end up like making stuff that's like already been made because you don't read that as well.

And also like, it's just so hard to pitch something in someone's voice. Like, you know, you might be like, Oh, the premise is whatever, but you're like, it's just, it's not something, you know, I'd make her. No. whatever but you're like it's just it's not something you know i'd make or no and i guess those places yeah there's that of course too but it's so funny we're like look so all you gotta do is just like hire wayne gretzky for a day rent out a rink and you're like do you know how much money that's gonna cost boys patreon.com slash the boys cast we actually have uh we're almost at the bug man let's get there we actually are the closest we've ever have uh we're almost at the bug man let's get there we actually are the closest we've ever been doing our bug man burst bug man eating competition but

we also do an extra episode every week which is uh this week i actually have a ton of actually shit that we uh this one this one i'll actually be a banger um they're all bangers ryan they sometimes they are better i would say i'll tell you one thing that they are, is there are some things when I'm like, oh, you know what? It's like this might be better, but I'm like, I don't know if I necessarily want to go so public with this point.

Sure, sure. Yeah, that is a real thing that people don't get, is we save the real spicy stuff. There's a little spicy. Through the paywall. But also, it's a good way to support us, and I appreciate it. A lot of people, you it's a good way to support us and I appreciate a lot of people,

you know, a good way to support a podcast to keep us going and keep adding stuff is to either, you know, either support the Patreon, buy one of the ads

or something like that because that stuff helps. I appreciate it from everyone. Oh yeah, tell a friend's probably the best one. Tell a friend. Be like,

hey, these guys are wild. That's actually the best one is just tell your buddy. Yeah, tell your buddy. You go, hey,

you know those, you're not looking for a good podcast? This is buddy the podcast. Yeah, tell your buddy. You go, hey, you know those, you're not looking for a good podcast? This is a good podcast. Someone left us a review that they go, I stopped listening because of Ryan's take

on the skate guy. Which skate guy? Also leave us a review. The guy who I said, I don't think that the guy on purposely tried to kick the guy in the neck. Oh, yeah.

I told you, it was my spiciest hit. It is a spicy hit. People were not happy with it. Yeah, I still don't. I've had a lot of people message me about that too, being like, I still think it was like dirty, but not, he didn't try and kill him.

And he got arrested too. We're going to lose more people here. He got arrested though. No, I know, but that's, yeah. I mean, people that, I think that they should have done inquiry or whatever. I think that makes sense yeah i guess i didn't think he'd actually get charged i sort of did i thought it was already when i was

talking about i thought it was already like on the docket yeah yeah they were already like investigating for manslaughter yeah yeah weird manslaughter a lot of times you don't do that you do a couple weekends too i don't know about yeah we'll see what happens with that um all right peace