The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Gay S*x in The Senate! Colorado Bans Trump, & Boston's No Whites Christmas Party

Episode Date: December 22, 2023

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You know, we talk a lot about male toxicity here, but I just want to voice a grievance I have with the toxicity of women's sexual preferences in men. It's about time someone did. Just because a man can't operate an automobile, or defend her physically, or pay for dinner, plunge a toilet, work a barbecue, use a mat, or mow the lawn due to a shoulder injury, actually, should not make you any less appealing to the opposite sex. It should make you more appealing for being so open about it.

Well, tell that to Diane, because her toxicity was rampant yesterday. As she's driving me to acro yoga, we get a flat tire, so naturally, I exit the car crying, running onto the highway screaming for help. As one does. And as I'm flailing my arms to get attention from a savior, she grabs my shirt and then tugs me off the road. Sounds like you went through something really traumatic. Very much so, and as I gained my

composure, I began listing her broken car on Craigslist, $100 her best offer, since it's basically garbage at this point. Diane grabs the phone out of my hand, demanding that we change the broken tire ourselves somehow. Does she think you're some kind of magician? No, but she did call me a poof, and at this point I'm beginning to shiver, so I merely ask

if I can wear her jacket while she's jacking up the car, and that's when I witness her roll her eyes at me. Ingrained sexism at its finest. Yes, and something I've experienced myself as well. A few weeks ago there was some creaking in the apartment and Debra is running around the house saying, Daniel, where did you go?

But obviously I didn't reply because if there was an intruder responding to her, I would alert them to my location hiding under the bed. Smart move. And after she did multiple sweeps of the apartment, it became clear it was safe. So I came out and suggested

she grab us a motel for the night to ensure our safety before leaning in for a smooch Which she waved off stating she's not in the mood because the two and a half hours I spent under the bed in silence was a turn off for her. I don't know But she made it crystal clear that we as a society still have lots of work to do Boys. The boys cast. The lads. The boys cast. The dudes. We purge ourselves for boys cast. The bros.

The boys cast. The homies. The boys cast. The dudes. The experience of a star. The boys cast. Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. The boys cast Christmas is in the building.

And by the way, we've talked about this before. Danny tried to turn this into a Hanukkah podcast. I said, we celebrate Christmas here. I had the candle costumes. I had menorahs everywhere. There's a war on Christmas happening at the boys cast. Give me the hat, Johnny. No, we had a Santa thing here.

Danny came and kicked it over. He goes, we're a Hanukkah thing. Have you not seen what's going on with Netanyahu? Okay, he's getting into the festive spirit. I love Christmas. Yes, and by the way, you might have heard, sometimes the girls out there might tell you that they want for Christmas, if you're listening.

You to be vulnerable. They might say you want to be vulnerable. Listen, I'm sure everyone's here. You're dating someone. You got a mom. You got some girls in your life. They're looking for presents, right? And they'll say things like,

I want perfume. You know what I mean? Take me somewhere. That's the kind of things they might say. The frequency that they're speaking at. If your name's Chris, they go, Chris. It's a frequency that not all people can hear.

Not all animals can hear anyway. Christopher, I want you to buy me a bag. Yeah. Chris! Not a fake one either, even though they can't tell the difference. They might be coming down, seeing the presents in the closet,

shaking them. Doesn't smell like a bag. That's what they might be saying. Well, we have the better a present option you got a couple days left as this comes out possibly one i can't remember yeah you have one and you're gonna want to buy something three they say they want perfume but you know what's best for them soapy water they want 25 with a united states bond now i just want to tell you here this is and i'm gonna i maybe we should put this on the screen because this is the type of stuff that you should be telling her and she's gonna she's gonna open it

up and she goes oh yeah and they never think pragmatically they're not thinking they're thinking i want perfume i want a bag you can stop right there because that's what they're thinking i want yeah i want you go no here's one year of life lock you're not gonna get identity thefted for the year 2024 but you're welcome you know what kind of inconvenience that is way more inconvenient than if you don't smell great oh my subscription to Norton Andy that's such a good present yeah well you I got you a what here's description okay listen to this this is the 30 you need to say to them I don't

think you're understanding this is the 30... And you need to say to them, I don't think you're understanding. This is the 30-year residual maturity, 4.029%, and then say something like, bam. Yeah. You know what I mean? Do you know historically how high that is? And then you want to talk about the coupon rate.

151.19. That's on a 30-year. Yeah. And if you get her a 20-year, it's... 20-year, yeah. I mean, you're you're not going to get any see your money back for 20 years You know as you do you have to take my word for it that I even bought it But you give her a gift You give her a

20 year bond with a 4. Or no You get her a 30 year bond with a 4.0 2.9 yield right And then she comes out and she goes is this some kind of joke You're like I was just kidding. I got you the 20 year. I'm just messing with you.

I'm just joshing. You'll be able to collect this a little sooner, baby. I'm just messing with you. Right around the time retirement rolls around. I got you the 20 year. I'm just messing with you. One year subscription to the Bloomberg terminal. Off-brand version. Off-brand version.

You know how expensive a Bloomberg Terminal is? She goes, I got you the Bloomberg Terminal. Is that a joke? Obviously. It's very expensive. I got you the one year subscription to what's the one? It's just like stockcharts.com. Yeah, just like some low-rent version of it.

Better portfolio managing. Monitor and analyze your portfolios like never before. She goes, well, yeah, I haven't done it before, so anything will be never before. We can get you into it. By saving and organizing charts, you're watching in custom chart lists. Plus, access everything from your devices

to make managing your investments a breeze. How about that? I got my girlfriend, Hanukkah, a bound version of every Berkshire Hathaway annual letter. And just one concise little binder so she can read every one of Warren Buffett's

letters. Before you go to bed. Before you go to bed. I mean, that's as good as money right there. You know how many bags you can trade that information for in the future if you use it properly? Signed by Warren Buffett. You know what I had to go through to get that well not warren buffett but one of his brothers john buffett that guy is shaking hands with warren buffett that guy is that guy's it's actually shot by jimmy buffett it was kind of a mix-up but it's kind of yeah yeah this is

the john hancock of warren buffett's stepbrother and then get your dad boxing gloves even if he's 75 yeah you know it's funny though because of we've talked about the studies or whatever but i don't know if we've ever made this connection but it is interesting that for women um women in general are like most concerned about climate change right yep and they and i I think men are more concerned about the economy crashing and the national debt and stuff like that. So they're more concerned about the real things that are current. Isn't that kind of funny? I mean, a better way to put it is that men are concerned with finances and women are

concerned with the weather. Yeah. And women are more likely to have anxiety. They're just in general. So they're pushing stuff way further out. You know, just the nature of anxiety is these concerns that are way out in the future. Yeah. Isn't that interesting?

Yeah. So 2023, I think my New Year's resolution is to get filthy fucking rich. Yeah. Through bonds. Yeah. Get filthy rich on these bonds. My 2024 New Year's resolution is going to be To break into the prison That Sam Bankman Freed is currently in

Okay And fight And shiv him in the yard Fight him in the yard And then I'm going to Have to break myself back Dude how good would that be If you organize with the guards

And then they bring him in And then you go Hello And he just Kicks the shit out of you And then You just have to walk home Yeah

It cost me eight grand To bribe those guards To bribe those guards To get into the jail. St. Bakery is like, I've been rolling jujitsu this entire time. People don't know about it. Doing push-ups. I was trained by George St. Pierre.

You're just sniffling in the corner. If anyone, I want to invest in a property. If anyone in the New York greater area is a real estate agent that knows that shit, fucking hit me up. Let's fucking do this. Let's do's fucking do this let's do some deals let's do some deals i'm ready to go let's go um toronto was fucking awesome by the way sick everyone who came it was like huge show we had we had every squad like dudes from the band scene dudes from college all the all the comedians we had like 25 it's pretty funny at one point there's 25 dudes in the dressing room we're doing videos it was just like not a single girl and then my mom walked in and then we go a little bit of chum for the boys big pop my mom

was sort of a hit that night though she was on one she was on one She was sort of a hit Solid hang It was a solid hang I see where you get it from I threw a party Yeah yeah Well exactly I threw a party afterwards We had like 70 people there

There was all the squad And There was a few But most of the time I did a pretty good job Of managing everyone So I think everyone Which took a lot of effort

In messaging people And everyone wants Some sort of special treatment I think a couple people Weren't that happy with me But There was it's always that always happens we were saying it was in the exact order of the people that you're most friends with the people that you're least friends with but there is some dudes and it's like it's when they

get it's the dudes that are kind of feminine they're a little emo they would there was a couple that would like walk up to me at the party and you're just like obviously i'm dealing with like a crazy amount of stuff that night right yeah and also they would be your family and my fucking parents are there and then they would come up and i would be like mid-conversation with like a cousin you know what i mean and be like oh you know because you try to just like a christmas party or something you're like yeah you want to talk to everyone for a couple minutes or whatever right so you'd be talking to like a cousin or something then someone would come up and be like what's up and i'd be like oh yeah just give me a second and he would go oh and he would sort of stomp off and then they just leave

silently one guy messaged me he goes he was like he was like hey i tried to say hi but you're really busy so anyways i took off and i was like oh crazy well it's only 11 we're still going blah blah and he was like no he goes no i get it it's your night something like that and i was just like really fast oh it was like buddy this is someone that knew like 10 people there. I was like, buddy, you know, everyone there,

you can just hang out. You can just hang out. Isn't that crazy? But it's such a, it'd be like, can you imagine like going to like a work party where you know most of the people? And then like, you're like,

uh, I guess you, you want to talk to one guy and then you go up and in mid conversation with someone else and then just like storm home and you go, how was your work party? You go, no one wanted to talk to me. You think he maybe had a script he wanted you to read and that was why he was bummed? He had a script that he was planning on handing you right at the perfect time and then you kind of didn't give him the time. He goes, you walk home and he goes, one day you'll get published, one day you get produced and ryan will be kicking himself there's just it it really drives me nuts when people give you an attitude of like oh i guess you think you're

important now and it was like me like having a cop like me like being in conversation with my relative is not me thinking i'm important yeah like if they're that's the attitude of like it's not like fucking uh you're like talking to this person and then Drake walks in and you're just like, oh, excuse me. And then you're just like, you know, beeline. Exactly right. Yeah. And on top of that, it was that the more important part was like

everyone who's actually are like close friends and all that stuff are all super cool. Yeah, nobody cares. Of course not. It'd be insane. No. I mean, perfectly insane. Some people are perfectly insane.

But it is such a thing you see. If you're that dude, if you have those emo tendencies, get rid of them. It just makes you weird. Emo tendencies on a guy suck. Emo tendencies on a guy is the worst. Unless you're in some band. Like an emo band.

Yeah, but even then, you don't need to be emo offstage. That's true. Yeah, it's an act. You don't need to be emo offstage. That's true. Yeah, yeah. Maybe they're like, yeah, it's an act. You don't need to be emo at the after party. That's true. Like, it's energy of, like, my frigging parents don't love me. Like, it's like 16, it's depressed teenage girl energy. You know what I mean?

Like, well, fuck you, dad. And it was just like, you know everyone here. Fuck you, Phil. Yeah, that's, okay. So, actually, one thing I have to tell you, though, because I don't think I told you this Fuck you, Phil. Yeah, that's... Okay, so actually, one thing I have to tell you, though, because I don't think I told you this. Oh, okay.

I got a Seagal story. Ooh. Did I tell you? No. Okay, so... I don't think so. It's a relative of mine. Oh, I definitely didn't want to hear this.

Pretty good, right? Okay. At the NAMM conference. Yeah. The music conference. Yeah, yeah. He's talking to Seagagal and there's a bunch of people he gets introduced and so it's like a cell has a couple albums right oh yes he's gone

smack me smashing the poonah he's he does the reggae album but there's one where he's like he's in a reggae but there's one where he's like holding like a fender stratocaster like he's like it's like laid across his chest it's like a blues album or rock or something. Yeah, he also did a blues album where he was kind of like a fat bluesman. Yeah, he's like a fat bluesman, right? There's that. Okay. He did sort of like a BB King thing where he was fat sitting on a chair just rocking

out to blues with his eyes closed. But before that, he cranked out a bunch of Jamaican albums. And it was kind of the same format with his movies where he got all these rappers to be all these like rappers to be like his co-stars and stuff like that yeah he's frank d'angelo basically he's frank d'angelo basically so he's at the nam conference and there's a bunch of people there they get introduced or whatever not in like a fan way like in a friend of a you know people all know each other kind of way right seagal's handlers and his boys that he's there with he's there with some other musicians they all know each other kind of way right seagulls handlers and his boys that he's there with he's there with some other musicians they all know each other right okay and then he goes um he's looking at the guitar collection he starts talking about and he goes yeah he goes oh uh he actually knows

he goes i know randy bachman uh he actually has a um he actually has a pretty big guitar collection he was showing me the other day making conversation and he goes uh he goes he goes yeah i have one of the biggest guitar collections in the world but you should know that he goes he goes he goes literally he goes my he goes anyone um that knows like in his circle he goes all you say he goes say you should know that and everyone knows what you're talking about he goes i got the biggest star collection in the world but you should know that and he goes oh crazy he was like and he was like oh that's pretty cool what type do you have and he starts telling him and he goes yeah um the friend of mine his was like a gretch collection he sold it for like three million he goes gretch

sucks and walks away that's not a gretch grandma gretch sucks and walks away is this true that he has this crazy collection is Is this a public thing? You should already know that. I don't know that. I'm not a Seagal fan. I mean, no, I don't think it's that public knowledge that Seagal has a big guitar collection. Yeah, I've never heard of this.

But you should know that. I was dying when I got that story. Oh, you know what? I just let you Google it, and you go, Steven Seagal, and there's a YouTube channel, YouTube video that says Steven Seagal's incredible guitar collection. Oh, of course.

He probably hired a publicist just to get his guitar collection out there. Oh, you know what? I think he actually, there's a, on, oh no, this is on his unofficial

Steven Seagal message board. So that's probably done by him. All right. Did you hear Seagal's got the fucking nastiest guitar collection? Just gave it a guitar center just like a photo in front of the wall yeah yeah yeah this is me you're at a store pretty good though right and then i wanted to say i came back to new york i was on the subway new york is like

mad max a little bit right now i'm i'm on there and there's these four kids. And these kids have their blast. There's four different people blasting songs on their phone, all like drill rap and stuff like that, right? And then they start dancing and stuff. So it's four dudes just hanging out. They start dancing. Do they have the shysties on? One of them had the shysties, but you could see the face, not like the complete shysties.

One of them had almost like a half shystie. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. And then they just start smoking blunts on the subway so this is more normal i've never seen this before and then what time was this uh five oh that's a little early for that school's out that's right at school's out right so these guys they're smoking blunts on the subway and there was like guy probably in his 60s Coming home from work They walk over to him Take a big hit of the blunt

And just blow it in his direction As if like what are you going to do about it And the guy sort of moves over And they wanted to beat up a businessman It felt like Warriors come out and play It's Joker There's nothing more embarrassing than just getting your ass handed to you

By some high school kids. But you're by yourself, right? Of course. So it is a little bit. You're by yourself, but man. I got on a different train and I felt like a bitch because I'm kind of like,

I'm moving trains to get away from these like 17 year olds, but there's four of them. They're all pretty big. I mean, I told you that one time. Did I tell you that? I think I said it on this podcast,

but that one time where I was like, left the studio at like one in the morning and then I just, there were like two trains for me to get on, and I just was in the last moment, two cars. Okay. I'm like, one was totally empty, and then the one looked empty.

Or what was not that empty? One looked totally empty, and I got on the one that I thought was totally empty, but it was just the metal was blocking, and it was just these four kids, literally exact, probably the same kids. They're trying to intimidate you. Yeah, and I get on, and they're all in shysty masks or whatever playing like and i'm just like sitting there it's like 1 30 in the morning you're trying to keep your eyes your fucking self and i just was like just staring at the my like my phone do they blue and then i was like marijuana smoking again yeah these ones

weren't smoking yeah i don't even know you can protect yourself in new york city like what do you even you're not allowed to do anything you don do shit. You get on the next train is what you do. You get the fuck off there. Are asps legal here? Those extendo batons? No, people have... I don't know about that. Probably not.

I know blackjacks are illegal. Billy clubs are illegal. But I know a lot of people that have tasers. Are tasers illegal? A lot of girls have that. Yeah, okay. Taser doesn't seem like that would be the most effective, though. The trick is you have to have a taser, it's, and then if someone asks you why you

have a taser, you go in case a white guy harasses me and then people go actually pretty smart. Yeah. And then you wink. Yeah. White guys are out of hand. Yeah. It was, I don't know if it was all one race either. I think it was a bunch of different things to be completely honest, but the bottom line

was you don't want any, you want to get out of there man yeah yeah yeah it's it's wild and you know what else i saw when i was coming back from the airport a big sign paid for by jews yeah and it says you've been buying a lot of signs recently the sign business is booming for the use the use this is what it said. Don't be naive. Hamas is your problem too. Yeah. That's a funny one. Yeah, was it one of the hot pink ones?

Yeah, I think it was pink. Yeah, yeah. They've been putting up these hot pink billboards. It's also funny because like how? You know what I mean? How what? How is Hamas my problem? Well, wait till they're here.

That's the reason? I guess everybody goes, Hamas is going to be running the university soon and then you just wait 30 years and that's true and yeah yeah fucking sharia law and shit when the leader of hamas is also the like new booker for just for laughs i mean it's not that far off already. In the ultimate diversity spectacular. That's like diversity 2085. It's just like, you don't even have any Hamas members on the showcase. That's so funny.

Yeah, like the Hamas community is all complaining online. You know, representation really matters for us too. It's like, how am I supposed to think I can be a comedian when i don't see one member of hamas getting a showcase spot there are zero stories showcasing the plight of hamas members so i'm stoned in this bitch and she is screaming is that they get mad because they did a like a movie with hamas and they didn't get actual hamas members yeah yeah they got the wrong kind of brown they just get a normal guy to play like a movie with Hamas in it and they didn't get actual Hamas members? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they got the wrong kind of brown. They just get a normal guy to play Hamas. It's like an Indian guy.

This guy wasn't even done any terror. Well, the Jews is a little bit confusing some of the times with the stuff though. For example, right? Like Anne Frank, it was that story because those guys were not Jewish and they kept her in her attic, right?

Yeah. And then, but if I keep a Jewish girl in my attic for four years... Forcibly. Right. You go, which is it? You know what I mean? Is keeping Jewish girls in your attic positive or is it negative?

Because I'm getting mixed signals. Yeah, that's a good point. Because I've been asked. I go, as a Gentile, I've been trained to... I've been brought up under the preconceived notion that having a Jewish girl in your attic is a very commendable thing. It's heroic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then, you know,

then the police are busting down your door, a hero's door, by the way. Yeah, you go, wait, I had to give her an exit? Have you seen what's happening? I have to have a Jewish girl in my attic.

Have you not been on a college campus? That was actually one of my favorite parts. She's like, why is she chained up? I go, that's for her own good.

Like, that was part of the, when the narrative was swapping between, like, the Jews being, like, the good guys and the bad guys in this whole thing. And then, like, two days in. The Geyser Sosa moment? No, yeah. Well, two days in, and all the Jewish people on Twitter were like, would you hide me in your attic? Like, that was, like, a Twitter, like, trend was people being like, would you hide?

No, it wasn't. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was, like, on October 9th, Jews were like, would you hide me in your attic or whatever i need a bigger attic for you yeah they don't have a soundproof attic you fucking uh but uh this is danny if you were uh if the nazi guards gave in this is all right here where's the remote they just hear you have to keep quiet and they go you just hear and they go what's that and you're just like i told you to be quiet you're like futures were down i had no choice this is life or death

Alec Baldwin Got in a shouting match You see that Yeah I saw that What is he doing What is a guy like Alec Baldwin Going to the protest And yelling at people

He loves I don't know what he was He likes getting in the scrum I don't get it I couldn't figure out Why he was at Grand Central Station Cause that's like slumming it For him to go to a train station

Like he has no reason To be at a fucking train station I think a lot of those guys Sort of still see themselves As like I'm a fucking New York guy. Yeah, yeah. So I guess maybe because he was notorious for- This is my fucking city. Yeah.

Oh. Yeah. He was notorious for getting in fights with journalists or paparazzi or whatever where they would be following around his neighborhood and shit and he'd just get in their face. Okay. So this is normal for him? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's had like I'm pretty sure assault charges and stuff for like fighting but he's pro

he's pro israel right yeah but he was at the like pro palestine rally uh i think yeah i don't know what he was doing but baldwin's jewish no no no they're like irish baldwin is irish like irish family okay there's fucking 14 of them that's not a jew move that's irish move right there okay yeah i guess you're right yeah i don't know that's just sounded a little jewy to me that no i guess you're right that makes sense uh they're they're and then also lastly uh before we get into stuff uh george santos uh he told danny that at the party That he had a million dollars And it just came out on YouTube George Sandals told Danny all night That he was doing a pay-per-view with Z-Way And they had a million sold already

Sold already and he was getting half of it So he said he was getting $500,000 Then two days later it just comes out on YouTube Yeah it just comes out on YouTube And Z-Way did, I saw in her Twitter She's like did a pay-per-view But then there was no pay-per-view element to it Right so this guy is just a pathological liar Yeah he just straight up did it i don't know if he paid

him maybe she did pay him his fee i'm gonna be honest with that i've retracted his invitation to the podcast officially i mean we're not paying five grand for him he's paying us five grand if he wants to come on how about that pal let him do his candy okay so do you know who amanda binds is of course so this is probably one of the best things ever so amanda brought binds um she she wants to start a podcast right she's been like a wacky person on the internet she kind of rules yeah yeah she's like what was the movie she was in she was in uh one where she was like the soccer player that was like the one that was her famous oh jenny if you don't mind find the famous movie that Amanda Bynes was in yeah I think David Cross was in it as well that was like the movie that she became famous for it was

like she's like the soccer player the Disney star yeah but it was like a high school but this was like the movie and then she went and totally went off the rails from there how are we looking all right it's not fine in this soccer movie I'll tell you that much she's the man okay yeah that's a big one that's Danny's relationship what hairspray remake yeah but she's the man

was like popular okay so but she's been wacky on Twitter every time every once in a while she comes back

and then for the last like year she's been talking about how she might start a podcast and I feel like this is just very indicative of you know everyone we know and people that are you know it's like the guys who have the guy version is the business that they plan on starting and then the girl version is you know uh i don't know they're all i guess they're all the same thing they're all kind of some version i'm gonna start gonna finally use yeah how many people i'm gonna start comedy i'm gonna start uh my own cupcake shop i'm gonna start a personal training business

people have a lot of things they're gonna start right so she does podcast she does one episode this is what she said after her first episode i want to thank everyone who watched the first episode of the podcast i had the best time filming it. It was so much fun. I also want to thank Dahlia Moth for being an amazing first guest on the show. Also, we are filming the next episode in two weeks. I hope you all tune in to that. So she's having a good time after episode one. She does the first episode.

She's got a good schedule going. She's got a good schedule. An hour every two weeks. That's all she can handle. That's all she can handle. She's done one episode. She bigged it up forever she has a good time doing the episode she goes the next one we're gonna film by the way you

didn't hear that part filming in two weeks yeah i might be wrong i think she said filming yeah okay filming in two weeks so that means it's gonna come out in about a month so it's gonna be a be a month and a month drop and this kind of be her whole thing and then two days later this is the this is the drop that she makes so even though the podcast is doing really well and the response has been great i am going to take a pause on it for now we are not able to get the type of guests that i'd like on the show like say jack harlow or drake or post malone so unfortunately unfortunately the a-list of A-listers in the world do not want to come to

episode two of the... Well, she probably saw that Bobby chick or whatever and she goes, well, she gets good guests. I'm more famous than her. Who the fuck is she? Well, I said that when we started our podcast episode two. I go, oh, Rogan's not responding to me, so this is some bullshit. I guess time to pack it up, huh?

I guess it wasn't meant to be huh i guess it wasn't meant to be i guess it wasn't meant to be because i reached out to michael jordan i reached out to michael jordan drake and joe rogan and guess what neither of them explained yeah i mean but that's a story as old as that's so funny because i wonder if there was someone in her ear being like yeah you know maybe we'll be able to get... Obviously, we'll get this no-namer episode one. Obviously, episode two will be Drake. Episode three will just probably be the king.

Episode four will be Obama. Yeah, just normal stuff, you know? And then you're like, you don't want to maybe wait ten episodes just so people know... I mean, she's mostly famous now for being crazy. Yeah, totally. She's not famous anymore

for anything other than just like she kind of kicks ass though how much of a maniac she is yeah but she's only famous now for getting tattoos on her face

and just being mental looking weird yeah so she's sort of become a poster person for like her face looks like

it transformed a lot yeah and you know what's so weird too if she had any sort of real kind of good advisors they'd be like you know you probably could go do the rounds on a lot of pretty huge podcasts You know what's so weird too? If she had any sort of real kind of good advisors, they'd be like, you know,

you probably could go do the rounds on a lot of pretty huge podcasts. People will have you on. Yeah. Well, she doesn't want to do that. Yeah, she doesn't want to do that, I guess. That's called work, Danny. That's called work to build a podcast. She's going to have to travel now.

Now she's taking a plane. That's a good point. Get that fuck out of here. She's probably on some sort of no-fly list. Or she probably only flies private, but she can't afford to fly private. So that's a big problem. It's kind of an issue.

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that's a sort of a life hack because if you can pay a psychic to tell girls anything they'll go do it right yeah because she came home and well she sort of said she goes all right pincher obviously pretty safe move to tell a holly actress. I see you fucking leaning into this pretty quickly, but it's like this guy got her all on the board, you know? And that's why she shaved her head the whole deal, I would assume. But just psychic infiltration, you could get them to do. I just see you having like dinner on the table every day for the next year with the guy that you're in a relationship with.

I see it. You wouldn't want to go against the psychic, would you? I'm definitely not seeing you snooping around. That's one thing I never see you... I've never seen you do that. No, not trying to look at

when he enters his password on his phone. You're not doing that. You're not trying to glance over. Would you think that you would ever change if you went to a psychic and he sees...

I could see you getting so fucking red-pilled it's not even funny, dude. You're going to be drenched in red pills your face is gonna be red people are gonna call you tomato tomato i can see i can see that want to hear a weird article yeah so they're trying to make some point here as the independent but i disagree with it i'm just saying it's relevant to us and it would be bad news if it was really true but they go why making your date laugh doesn't necessarily mean you're funny and they did a they did a study with yeah listen up ladies

this is i mean i assume this is what they're talking about right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's just that's obviously a part of it just because when you're a chick on a date and you're killing you're you know this isn't real life i wasn't making no no they're definitely talking about guys okay they are talking about but you are right though that maybe they did have guys and girls nah i you think the move that they're making is for guys for guys okay dating men okay the finding from the research team at the university of queensland who asked 554 heterosexual volunteers to take part in a series of three minute speed dates we found irrespective of sex participants who laughed more at their partner or received

more laughs did not rate their partner as more or less attractive so it makes obviously the guy to girl one makes sense like the photo is of uh that makes you think it's they're talking about guys well it sounds like they're talking about both one probably isn isn't a surprise. Yeah. But you're right. Some girls would be maybe surprised. Like, what? I was killing on that date and the guys didn't care. Oh, the amount of chicks who are like, yeah, I'm funny. And that should matter.

No, but the amount of girls who... Matters a little bit for me. Matter of... No, no, but I'm saying the amount of girls who will matter-of-factly say, oh, I'm funny. And then guys are like... Yeah, exactly. You're a real cut-up, Sharon. Well, no.

You are right, because generally, a lot of times, girls that say, I'm really funny, usually what it means is they're loud. Or whatever they are, guys are like, yeah, if they're trying to bang you, they're just playing along. That's what it sort of said, though,

because it said, our results suggest that trying too hard to be funny on a date might be counterproductive. So I think a lot of times with the girl, it's like the trying too hard to be funny is like that one hits for sure. For sure. I've, I've ever hung out a girl. Sorry.

Say that again. Just like hanging out with normal, sometimes guys or whatever who are like not funny. And then you see, you go, this must be a struggle. Like if you ever like meet someone who's just a real, you know yeah and i like a not has no sense of humor kind of person then you go man dating must be so hard like what do you talk about what do you like

what's a date like with someone who has no sense of humor interesting god you know what i mean like what do you say like oh i i like wine i think you talk about your career probably yes yeah or or you're like into it or you're like you just need a person you need something you're into so you could be the guy that's like you know talks about you know and that's why getting in touch with myself and yeah you know i love nature and i love you maybe talk about um you know like some other like personality that you have like you're like a hippie guy you know what i mean like oh i need to get my chakras aligned yeah that doesn't seem like a fun oh here's my theory on this right and it explains both of them because they're saying that funniness is not a skill but what they're missing

or sorry funniness doesn't make you more attractive and this is the real truth is that funniness is an amazing secondary skill absolutely so the truth is the and this goes with girls a lot of times one of the want to have not a need to have it well it's an amazing thing if they have something else yeah so this is why with girls like it's good if they're funny if they're also when a girl you can tell being funny is like the hugest part of her personality like you don't want that to be their primary thing right so this is whyians, it's actually not always great. Because the truth is, I actually found, I would never tell girls I was a comedian. I just felt like I would always say director or something like that.

Because I always felt like it would be like, oh, you're really funny. And then you go, what do you do, a comedian? You go, oh, that's all you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whereas if you were equally as funny and you're like, oh, I run this business or whatever. And you go, oh, you're this and you're funny're funny or like this guy's good looking and shape and this and he's funny sure being funny is an amazing and you're this it is not an amazing oh you're that yeah you're the only thing that you do is funny unless you're jim carrey where is like being like

really good looking is a fine oh you're just that for a girl you know what i mean of course and it might be or you just as a guy you go oh he's rich that might be good but you go if he's rich and he's funny all of a sudden oh funniness is an amazing secondary skill it is not a particularly unless you're super rich because you're funny i guess that's maybe i don't know how that would okay but look this way why do girls okay if funniness is so important why are musicians more like get more girls it's not important that's a lie i mean i agree with you that like when women go oh i just want a funny guy yes but musicians who are funny do good with women oh for sure so my point is but do musicians who are not funny i assume they would

also do well with women some but the truth is like all of my friends who are like musicians, they were like the best with women were like the funny ones. Funny ones, yeah. Well, it's just because also like a lot of times funniness is like directly correlated with like how good you are socially. Yeah, that's true. You know what I mean? Because like you said, most of socializing is like that kind of stuff.

Yeah, and there's like an inherent sometimes like awkwardness and being on like maybe a first date, which being funny is the probably best way to kind of cut that. Of course, there's other ways to skin a cat like being a you know tortured the tortured guy has it you know you're in the right scenarios other or just being like a super you know powerful rich guy there's different ways to skin a cat yeah but funniness is a great secondary thing yeah but it is not is not the only not the main thing no i mean no guy is specifically looking for a girl that's funny it's nice no but that's so i might not even be the secondary thing

for a girl i think you're right i think for girls is probably like third or fourth yeah and for but for girls no girls looking for a guy that's just funny even though they say they are yeah what they're looking for is a guy who's also funny in addition to some other thing that i like yes correct absolutely so that's why their study doesn't make sense because they were they were doing they were um testing a secondary characteristic as if it was a primary yeah well they got to do their studies sure but someone should say to queens like you're doing it wrong queensland university queensland someone needs to tell them that now okay a lot's been going on there's the trump stuff but more importantly there is probably

a story that was made for the boys cast it was like they made it in a lab for our podcast and i just want to say it's time and we sometimes we have fun here we have a good time sometimes we have fun here but then there's other times we need to get down to ass tax ass tax i got some more ready nice let's get to the dong and the short of it guys it's time to butt to the chase here and get this show on the bone because there was gay sex in the Senate, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, there was. Ben Cardin. Not figuratively. Not figuratively.

Literal gay butt sex. Put a fork in me. I'm done. Guys, they sent this story over. We're talking two dudes, boning, leather outfits. One's dressed as a daddy on the Senate floor.

On the Senate floor, yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm done. I'm retiring. Turn off the mics. Shut off the lights. We are going home. We've reached the high water mark here.

This is going to be tough to top ever. I saw this, I go, we had a good run. Like Amanda Bynes, the podcast has reached the peak. Who released this video? Did we know I don't know

actually yeah like who I guess you know what it is politics I've done some research politics is so full of snakes

where somebody probably you know because at the end of the day the people on the right and the left they are actually like if you work in that senate building

you probably are actually friends you know so then there's and there's probably like a gay contingent little gay contingent and probably gays are like and then go show me and then you know and then eventually someone just like for a political purpose leaks it that is true and i've i've told judas i gotta be honest with you i read pretty much every article possible on this i became my joke yeah where i was

saying that the hunter biden thing convinced people that they they had to be like all right let's go we need to see this dick you know what i mean that was me i was like is there another angle i'm now a gay porn expert buddy i'm i'm reading research on this like I'm doing a thesis on this puppy, and I didn't find out how it leaked. You know what? This was the real ass-surrection. How about this? This was the real insert-rection. Insert-rection.

Insert-erection. Insert-erection. This was the actual gay insert-rection. Insert-rectum. Insert-rectum. And I got to say this before we continue. Yeah. It was interesting to see two people have sex on the Senate floor. Because usually we're the ones getting fucked.

Normally it's the taxpayer. Yeah. Normally it's the common working man. Getting fucked on the floor of the Senate. We're the ones that are getting bent over. Ryan, I got bad news for you. You're the ones that normally got your fucking face in the pillow on the Senate floor. Who do you think paid for

that lube and those chaps, pal? The common working man. Just a guy. How many people do you think made that joke? Oh, yeah. Normally, Daniel Boleshock's the one getting his ass just fucking flattled. Pushed in.

Getting his shit pushed in. Getting my shit pushed in. Training day? Get my fucking ass pushed in. Fucking taxpayer, that's who the united states citizens tax paying god-fearing citizens are normally the ones that are just getting bent over putting your nuts in a vice they're not sending their best i'm telling you after hanging out with all those congress people the other weekend and that's a good point they're not sending their best we're not getting the best whatever incentive actually

i wonder what i was sending their gayish screlly martin screlly was trying to take george santos's seat actually he's trying to run for santos's seat i don't know if he got it i should find out if he got enough signatures because he's from the same county love that and i didn't realize congress person's meant to be a part-time job it's not meant to be that and i didn't realize congressperson's meant to be a part-time job it's not meant to be a full-time job what yeah it's meant to be like kind of like a condo board position it's kind of meant to be like a part-time job or sort of like being on your like kids school board yeah or whatever yeah yeah like it's not meant to be your full-time gig like they all have i mean some of them obviously make it their full-time gigs but

i think their way it was originally designed and like... Really? Yeah. And that's at least what Shkreli was saying. So anyways, I wonder if he got on the ballot, because he needed like 1,500 signatures by Monday. You got to get like physical signatures... Get on the ballot. ...from people who are registered Republicans and stuff. It's hard.

Well, this has been the best story since that cop that banged everyone, something Hall. Yeah, Megan Hall. Megan Hall. Megan Lee Stallion. Let's see the goods. Danny has been doing independent research himself all day. Yeah, I've been doing a lot. So I went through all the differences.

Boy, are my balls dry. And this is the best part of it. So CNN, this is CNN's article that they put out in his opinion. Sometimes his sex tape Is just a sex tape The story if you haven't heard

Senate staffer was fired after a video was made public Of someone having sex in the Senate hearing room The question is Why are we still talking about this Oh really Not that big of a deal guys Yeah Listen you want to look me straight in the eye.

I would love to say this to my fucking face. This person is going to write an article. I would love you to come to Boy Scouts Studio, look me in the face, and go, two guys got caught dominating each other's buttholes on the Senate floor. What's the big deal? Yeah, what is the big deal? Nothing funny about it. No, the fact that the video is all over the internet

someone's getting tuned on the senate floor oh man just in a bondage outfit just getting fed probably should be a quick mention on page 55 i don't know giddy jake tapper would be if this was like two fucking republicans banging it out well it's funny that you mentioned that danny yeah because i've done a little research on my own okay Okay. Okay. So this is CNN's position, right? Not a fucking big deal. Doggy? Not a big deal, correct? They go, couple of senators, gay sex on the Senate floor.

Yeah. Nothing to see here. Just two men who are in love. Should be a little quick little snippet probably on the, I would say the back, you know. They're just trying to make a baby just like anybody else. Trying to make a baby, just like anybody else. Trying to make a baby. But it's not a big deal to them. Yeah.

Okay. Well, let's just rewind a little bit to, I don't know, a month ago, a little someone called Lauren Boebert was in a theater. Quick search on CNN's page. I go, Lauren Boebert. This is what we got. Theater video surveillance shows U.S. rep Lauren Boebert escorted out of Beetlejuice musical. Next article.

Video show Lauren Boebert escorted out of theater. Next article. Boebert claims she was kicked out of theater for being too eccentric. Next article. Boebert apologizes for new video appears to contradict her account of what happened after the theater. But two guys boning should be a quick little paragraph in another article.

Playing grab ass at Beetlejuice is indecent. That's the difference here. That's what you're not getting. I didn't know. You have to remember. In dark theater, playing grab ass, that is indecent behavior, whereas just getting your ass just filled in railed out just absolutely dummied

taken to pound town sounding like a fucking boot in mud during vietnam that is just two consenting adults who are just enjoying their each other's company in America. Thank you very much. Someone had to say it, and why not? What better person than you? Than, yeah. But the press, and that's us now. Yeah.

The press. Press. Has now, I got his fucking face as a press. The press has now spent days covering what should have been a flash in the pan story i'm gonna do a little correction here ass in the pan story the pen yeah cnn's really leaving a lot on the table here is that imagine living in that world where you're like you go you have to walk two guys boning on the senate floor and you have to be like maybe i'm not getting the joke.

Yeah, is there a joke here? Sorry, we're not the New York Post. I don't know. We don't have funny puns here. Yeah, yeah. And then you go, hey guys, look over there. Lauren Bober just kissed a guy.

Fondled their tits. Let's make it national news. After a staffer who screwed up was penalized accordingly. Accordingly? Sounds like he got penalized accordingly beforehand. He was penalized. If that video is any indication, he was getting penalized pretty bad.

Penis eyes. Was reportedly asked whether she supports an investigation into the act. Why in the world would this be necessary? The evidence is right there on tape. So she does not want an investigation. Yeah. Stop right there on tape so she does not want an investigation yeah stop right there people are still talking about bill clinton you know what i mean yeah the story should really end there with a humiliated staffer out of her job senator making the requisite clocking noises political press snickering like naughty children. And the rest of us going on with our lives. It's like you are in the media.

Yeah. I mean, the rest of us, you work in news that covers things like this. Yeah, this is the United States Senate. This is not some random thing. It's not like two senators got caught. Or not two senators, like two staffers made a video outside. The fact is like it's on the property and the video got out well that's another one there was the one girl that had only

fans and they were like she was outed for things it was like someone running for congress that's like a prostitute yeah you have an only fans it's like a public thing instead some apparently very sensitive members of congress yeah that's how they go oh you prudes. I love how that CNN's trying to be like, oh, a bunch of prudes. Imagine that. And I honestly, I agree. That's the thing is like, to a degree, I do agree.

But it's just the problem is just like, well. You got Book doing it. Yeah, well, not even that. But you're like, the problem with CNN is like, yeah, well, you make a whole stink out of all this other stuff so then why should you just ignore this it makes you seem like you're a bunch of fucking hacks which they are well it kind of always boils down to the um that conversation where uh when you're talking about like what jokes should be made or whatever and they're like well you shouldn't be able to do

this it was like no i'm not saying that you shouldn't be able to laugh at the things. I'm laughing at both. Yeah, of course. If two Republicans get caught. Dude, if a Republican gets caught, you know, getting given head with like, you know, all these sex toys in the Senate floor. Funny. Is that funny?

You know, you don't get to be like, it's funny when they do it. Not funny when we do it. Obviously, yeah. Funny in both. It's so weird, too, because CNN is legitimately, at least on their TV broadcast, they're trying to course correct so hard back to the center. But this isn't funny. But yeah, so I'm actually surprised that they took this kind of position.

Instead, some very apparently sensitive Congress members. Would you ever do that? Walk into a restaurant, there's just someone getting railed on your table, and you're like, let's go to another place. You go, I didn't realize I was with a snowflake. Oh, can we grab a bucket? This snowflake's melting. Come on.

I just don't want to watch some fucking shit everywhere. Is it possible to not Is it possible to not eat dinner with a dude's ass getting just fucking pulverized? Is that fun? You're like eating dinner and a dude's ass getting just fucking pulverized is that fun you're just like eating dinner just like bumping up against your head oh i'm sorry we got a snowflake here snowflake alert remember that snl sketch from like nine the 90s with adam saylor the italian restaurant with christy alley and she's getting like banged on the table by the waiters classic sketch yeah that was good shit yeah it was like some sort of problem snowflake alert

can't win some sensitive congress members have inserted themselves ladies and gentlemen they have i'll tell you who has inserted themselves into the story and seem to be trying to keep it going as long as possible it was four days ago yeah i know it was four days ago and this woman wrote not her specifically but cnn wrote 15 articles about lauren bober like there's wars going on is this important oh there's a war going on a war for this country's soul oh there's a war on fucking assholes being intact oh yeah going on in the senate hey man you think he was on drugs maybe that'll be the next shooter drop poppers poppers everywhere empty poppers everywhere well obviously these two dudes were

like we can probably get away with yeah they probably thought it was like a hot thing to you just got busted, dude. Well, you made a videotape of the crime and then released it. Yeah, they're making the... Well, I guess making a videotape of the crime is not that nuts because you would be like...

Oh, I guess releasing it, yeah. Releasing's... There's a lot of releasing going on. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of where you... The American right has long attempted to restrict sexual health okay now they're gone

now they're like saying the right is trying to clamp down on sexuality and it was like oh i mean if you're gonna pick a battle with the right and be like these people are trying to make you know sexuality like taboo it was like this isn't your battle to pick no no no let this one go yeah this isn't definitely not your battle to pick you know no and emphasize abstinence until married now some conservatives are limiting discussions on sexual orientation and identity in schools and banning abortion it is a slippery slope first we can't have sex on Congress floor with bondage outfits. Next thing you know, I can't have bone before marriage. I love how CNN fit all these things in this article.

They're talking about abortion. You're like, what are we talking about abortion here? Two gay dudes. It's like two gay dudes made a fucking video banging it out on the Senate floor. That's it. This is the story. You're like, well, it's abortion. How would you possibly squeak abortion in there and forcing women to risk their lives and health in pregnancy and trying to make contraception harder to access

yeah and that all starts with chuckling at two gay guys on the senate floor yeah if that was just nothing then we can move on to the serious stuff do you think she started with uh like a she wrote uh two guys boning in the center of a whiteboard and then she's she like sort of has place cards with stickers on them that say like abortion women's health women's reproduction right and then she sort of does like a charlie day trying to get them into a okay she goes no conservatives don't like the guys boning on the Senate floor. Conservatives also don't like abortion. So if we could probably put those two together,

you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think there would be this much outrage if it was two chicks scissoring? No. A video of two chicks scissoring on the Senate floor?

Scissoring, yes. Two chicks scissoring on the Senate floor. Scissoring, yes. Two chicks, like, making out. No, not making out. Two chicks scissoring Senate floor.

Like, you think Fox News would be like, ah, and CNN was like, we must defend the right to scissor i think what would happen showing love to each other is the guy from the news would just come on and be like ladies and gentlemen we have a special report reporting on what happened in the senator floor and i want to say on behalf of this whole network. Reporting back. And that'll be it for tonight.

Over in the weather. They cut to like a reporter. He's like on the Senate floor. He goes, I'm in the building currently. I'm smelling the surface. Smells quite nice, actually. I am a little aroused. There's some pheromones in there. And back to you, Tim. We just got wind of the videotapes.

Going to take those in the bathroom, do a full inspection on the phone. And I also just want to corroborate the ooga. Oh, yeah. What are people seeing on the ground floor? I'm seeing a lot of oogas. I'm seeing a lot of ooga. Dude, if it was two chicks sc... Dude, there'd be like... If it was two chicks scissoring,

there'd be like fucking 400 news. Like, you know when there's a school shooting and they're all like out front of the school like an hour later or whatever? They'd be all inside, just black lights, everything off, just through the full. I think this is something. Ah, it's mustard.

Yeah, we're getting a lot of... out here tonight. Yeah, we're getting a lot of out here tonight. Yeah, yeah. You got to defend those ladies' rights. And there is a lot of people that are saying, Noice. And we are.

A lot of high fives down on the Senate floor right now. A lot of high fives and a lot of props. People are giving themselves elaborate handshake. The boys are in full effect tonight. Maybe that could bring the right and the left together as if it was a right wing, left wing, two chicks.

Yeah, yeah. And then everybody just comes together. Heal the world. Make it a better place. That's, I think, what would happen. Probably. You just have, yeah, Lauren Boebert scissoring as Alexander Ocasio

vortex vortex oh buddy that would cure everything everything's cured a senate sex tape scandal isn't about top-down failures

or vigorous homophobia is it isn't about top-down failures or vigorous homophobia or misdeeds meriting a probe oh there is a pro there we go i was waiting for something how is it homophobia what's the homophobia element there's just two gay men oh they're saying because this would be a not a story if it wasn't

two gay men dude the guy was wearing like bondage outfit in the vid. Yeah. Yeah, obviously. That's not funny, dude. That is like. Yeah. I used to have a joke a bit ago. Like a dog mask. But it was based on a real thing where I was saying that there was like this really huge gay dude that was like jacked or whatever.

And the girl and we were like, pretty funny that that guy's gay. And the girl was like, how is that funny? And we're just like, your brain's that broken? But you can't see like a seven foot tall, like bodybuilder also that he's like then also he's like randomly gay that's not you don't get why that's funny yeah like what was the i had a line i remember that you remember that i was like i like premise i don't remember exactly like fucking i like something and something do you remember what it was i don't remember uh it? My brain's a sieve for jokes. I like... I like chopsticks and doodshedicks.

Fuck! Anyways. That's a good placeholder for now. It was something like that, though. Subscribe to the Patreon. We'll have it for you there. I don't know if I will, man. It might be gone forever.

It's got to be in the voice notes somewhere. It's probably written down somewhere. You can't really search voice notes, though. No, it's probably written down somewhere. really search voice notes though no that's probably written down somewhere but yeah the bottom line is like being like what's funny about a nine foot tall man pounding a little twink there was a video that there was this one video that uh there's this dude when we were in toronto it was a he was like a little twink dude that was kind of like in the like party scene or whatever. I think it was nights, his buddy. Okay. And, um, he's like,

I remember one time we all walked in and there was just like, probably guys, probably like four foot seven, like Asian guy. And he was just sitting on the biggest blackest guy's lap that you've ever seen in your life. Cause it was over by where Hayden's bar is. That bar used to,

it was a normal bar, but then at like 11 like one night a week it would turn into a gay bar do you remember that yeah so you'd be kind of just at like another bar and it would just be like and then like you just go ball drop yeah yeah yeah it would just be like one night a week it would be a gay bar and i remember just looking up and then like three people would be like take a peek that way and you just look and it was just legitimately like the guy from the green mile yeah with ken jong just sitting on his lap right ryan would be like i'll be right back and then this senator this cnn reporter would look over

there and be like i didn't see it is there something i should be seeing yeah what is there something going on here that's newsworthy never Never seen that. I don't know. I'm not getting it. I just saw fucking Kobayashi sitting on Shaq's lap, and nothing's funny about that. About to eat a lot of hot dogs, too. Kobayashi's about to break some records, if you know what I mean. Do you think he would still do that if he was gay like he would take the thing and then you'd have to eat a bit of the bun that's actually

they're leaving a man imagine the crossover if there was a gay if the hot dog eating champion was gay it was like a super gay dude like you could have like a whole makeup line and stuff like they could really make some crazy coins the hot dog eating competition guy being gay is really funny just the gayest flaming gay guy and then so this is his apology well many of my actions in the past have shown poor judgment i love my job would never disrespect my workplace so he was honored he was actually honoring it okay He was honoring it. He was doing sort of like a, that's like a land acknowledgement,

you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Acknowledging the diversity. Any attempts to characterize my actions, otherwise they're fabricated and I will be exploring what legal options are available to me. What are legal options?

I think you just take the, you go, okay, obviously I'm not going to keep the job. I mean, yeah, you're not going to keep the job. Obviously the job's done. I mean, surely if you were straight, if it was a straight scenario, those two people would be like, yeah, you're not going to keep a job. Obviously the job's done. I mean, surely if you were straight, if it was a straight scenario, those two people would be like, yeah, I guess that was dumb. If you had any brains, you're some gay dude.

It's like, now you started an OnlyFans. Yeah, but you're like, you know, you're like, I mean, anybody in that position would be out of work. I think. I think. I don't think they're trying to claim, oh, if I was straight, if this was straight sex and we put out a video in the Senate or whatever. You'd probably lose your job, yeah.

Yeah, I think that's kind of bare minimum right there. But it also, the thing is, you don't have senators that need to get voted out. You're just staffers. This is the part

that you have to remember, though. It's not just two guys boning. It was like, he's wearing the gear and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, if Ted Cruz got caught having sex with his wife there,

right? Yeah. It would obviously be hilarious. If he had a fucking bondage outfit on, like, can you imagine? Like, no one would ever stop talking about that. You're never coming back from that. Dude, if Eric Trump got caught...

Not Eric. With any sort of gear involved, makes it ten times funnier. Look, imagine freaking Chris Christie gets caught with a belt around his neck. Or like Vito. Chris Christie gets caught like Vito from fucking The Sopranos. He goes, what?

It's just a joke. It's just a joke. He's a full leather daddy outfit and a gay bar. What? It's just a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. Chris Christie gets caught just getting turned into his favorite thing

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I'd say Christian conservative is uh trying to get puffed up about things you know what i mean they see like the originators yeah they were getting they were getting real uh sauced up about the fact that the every year that uh that like uh the devil worship club or whatever they're always trying to put devils everywhere yeah and then it's almost like they just take the bait you know they? They'll just be like, oh, oh. And then people post stuff like they go, this is, we have two options. We either become a Christian conservative society or we become, you know, basically the devil's society.

Yeah, yeah. You're like, there's probably some other options in there. Yeah, there's probably some in between. I love it. Nope. Nope. Nope. No, they don't like that devil.

That pesky devil you know you always see uh that pearl girl posting like um you know this is not acceptable for married women to wear uh-huh yeah which obviously that's been one of my most ones that i always disagree with because i'm like no i like girls that i'm dating with looking hot yeah i hate if they start to look you know no i just want to look like a mom i go no, no. No, yeah, that's not. No thanks. Yeah, I agree. No thank you.

Let's jazz it up a little bit. Also, I was thinking a little bit. You kind of, there's two parts. One is, there's a lot of people that'll be like, they kind of post these like city girls and kind of be like, oh, she'll never find like a man or whatever after that. And it was like, it's almost like they want that to be

true yeah but like and there is an idiot no i'm not just saying her though i'm saying like everyone i'm saying sort of the christian conservative thing you a lot of times it's like a girl that like boned 30 guys or whatever and they'll be like she's like a party girl yeah because she wasted her life doing this she'll never find a guy it's like and obviously there's some truth to that but like i know a million chicks and the bottom line is they never mentioned like, how hot is she? Yes. If you're a, if you're a six out of 10 and you spent your fucking twenties being a slut and now you're 30 and like kind of gross and you had, you lost the last little bit of your

youth and you're not hot in general. And now you're yes, yes, yes. But if you're like an eight out of 10, which I know a million of those girls, like, yeah, no, those girls are like married now. They all get married. They're like a rich dude, by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you're like an 8 out of 10, which I know a million of those girls, like, yeah, no, those girls are like married now. Yeah, they all get married. To like a rich dude, by the way. Yeah, they all get picked off. Yeah, yeah.

They do just fine. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's the lies we have to... They have to tell themselves. Yeah, there has to be a little bit of... And even that 30-year-old girl is still fine.

There's still someone for her. You know, they're still going to find someone. Someone might be like, hey, can you just like maybe tone it down a bit? The real defining factor is they don't get girls. Yeah, well, yeah, but no, no. But if the girl's like 32 now, and then she's still at the club every night, and then she's not finding someone, it was like, well, yeah, you haven't stopped.

Yeah, exactly. But it's like if they stop it down, it's like they'll get scooped up as long as they're decent looking. Yeah. And maybe even if they're not that decent looking, they still might. Well, no, no, no. Yes, for sure. Yeah.

But I would say that. Yeah. If you're decent looking, you're getting picked off. Yeah. It's kind of like with dudes where. I mean. If a guy's like successful and they can be like, oh, he's a misogynist or he's this or he's a dick.

If a guy's like successful, like decent looking, it was like, he'll be fine. He'll be fine. Yeah. I promise you that guy i'll be fine i mean how many guys are with some chick who is really hot and they know and they're they just know they go this is such a mistake just because she's so crazy or something like they just crazy for sure like they go like this is such a mistake keeping this going but she's just hot so i'll just see and guys are sort of defensive specialists too like guys a lot of guys operate their lives in just like reactionary you know what I mean on the hands team

yeah but they are though you know what I mean like guys are what they don't know how to do is um you like you know how uh it's just yards down the field yeah they don't know how to get yards back the other way. All they know how to do is just sort of

hold them off a little bit. Just hold your territory. So many guys live in the world of like, they never be able to go backwards. So you just sort of constantly like, you're not scoring any touchdowns. No, we're not moving in together. You hold that off for a bit.

I will not get married. You hold that one off for a bit. I'm not having a kid. I'm not having a dog. I'm not get married. You hold that one off for a bit. I'm not having a kid. I'm not having a dog. I'm not having a... And eventually, you just keep moving back to the field until eventually you're just lying in the end zone in a pool of your own vomit.

Accurate. But the guys don't know how to play offense on actually backing things up. Yeah, it's tough. But it's tough, you know? And they're relentless too, right? Because the thing is, you defend, defend, defend, and then you take a break to look at your watch and then you just lost the yard you go and if you tackle them too hard they call the police on you

you go listen i'm gonna take a sip of gatorade here you just lost the yard it's a full-time event fucking referee comes out throws a penalty flag on the play for i didn't even do anything. That's five yards. That's five yards, pal. You started on the end of the football field. Next thing you know, you're behind the school. You're in the fucking edge of the parking lot doing one of the balancing acts.

You're trying to find out if not fall off the curb into the pit. Trying to get a hot dog from a tailgater. They go, we don't serve your kind here, sir. That's how many yards you lost. fall off the curb into the pit. Trying to get a hot dog from a tailgater and they go, we don't serve your kind here, sir. You go, ah, God damn it. That's how many yards you lost. You start at the front of the field, end of the night.

You're just, now you're three years retired. Just three towns over. You can't get a sponsorship deal to save your life. Nothing, no. Dried up. Working, you know,

now you're working at the smaller field as a groundskeeper. You're a referee now. Yeah yeah you've moved on to ref yeah so and then all you can do you know what i was kind of thinking about um and we'll talk about the trump thing the uh in the context of uh like political people and we were sort of i think a lot of people sort of resonated with what we said a couple weeks ago that one of the problems with like being you know it's too hyper political as it means you stopped growing you know i was kind of saying that but i was kind of noticing especially online a good way to put it is anyone that's like really really

you know political for a movement a lot of times it just becomes it basically makes you like a wife for that movement yeah like if you think of like someone like uh or like cheerleader kind of yeah cheerleader is i'm going more wife because cheerleader i feel like cheers it on but might if the times get wife i'm thinking more like a mob wife where it could do no wrong cheerleader might like if they watch the team you know uh beat up a girl they might go i'm out whereas like mob wife you become like a mob wife for your movement like every blogger is like a mob wife for liberalism right there's a lot of people that are like mob wives for trump you know what i mean or mob wife for christian or mob wife for the church you know what i mean where it'll be like of course all they can do is like blindly tribal essentially blindly tribal yeah yeah but it but i think there so i think what i'm saying maybe

doesn't seem like there's any uh more point but my i think the underlying thing that i'm saying is it's it makes dudes become chicks yeah because you basically have a dude that's kind of like a turns him into a finger wagging it's cured you into like a woman you know what i mean because when you become like a wife for something you become like a no he didn't like yeah it's like a very like yeah very responsive or uh not reflexive sorry kind of being like yeah no yeah so that i think my point was it turns some dudes into like you can watch like certain like christian conservative dudes the way they are for that movement it was like yeah you're acting like a chick yeah yeah but like a chick that's like madly in love you know what i mean and jesus he would never do that anyone

i didn't see him do anything wrong yeah i mean politicians have that a lot of course right seeing that for trudeau of course seeing that for trudeau still is really weird. Totally. If you go on Twitter, you see people who are so like, I'm a liberal. I'm part of the liberal party, even though it's falling apart completely. Apparently, there's like 1% of the entire country who signed a petition to get Trudeau out of office. Yeah, I saw a lot of people. Or more than that or something at this point. It's like over 400,000 people.

A lot of people that I know that are in his orbit, because i know a lot of people that are kind of high up in the canadian government this and that you know or lobbyists or whatever yeah and they'll be like everyone thinks it's that he's like uh just like super liberal and all this stuff but it's more his problem is he thinks he's smarter than everyone yeah like people that know him personally are like involved in these decisions a big a bit what they all say not on like they don't have any like political agenda they're just like saying as a guy do you know like the president's like a hard job right of course and they're saying his problem is he legitimately thinks he's smarter than everyone so he won't listen to anyone he's like a dictator like a mini dictator yeah and he really

believes like people don't get it i'm so much smarter than everyone so it's like a dictator, like a mini dictator. Yeah. And he really believes like people don't get it. I'm so much smarter than everyone. So it's like he has like delusions of grandeur. And that's why he's so, that's like his big problem. Whatever one that works with him says. Oh, I believe that. But if you see, if you go on Twitter, you'll see people coming to his defense, you know, because like they're pulling so badly and all this stuff. And then you'll just, if you go kind of like.

I know what you mean. Dig into Twitter and some people are like, yeah, he's still, I'm Trudeau. I'm voting Trudeau. He's the best. Like all that stuff. And you're like, still? You can't just be like, but they don't want to cede any ground politically. You can't.

Yeah. So then they have to keep going and be like, yeah, this guy's the best. Right. And that's like very, like, what a chick. Like, you know what I mean? Of course. That's the same. Where it's like, obviously this doesn't make sense, but you're still sticking with it.

Yeah. Yeah. like you know what i mean of course that's what's like obviously this doesn't make sense but you're still sticking with it yeah yeah and then but also it becomes a chick because it's like it's almost like they'll be and then the only time they switch is when they find like a new guy that's that like they find you know what i mean like if you were like i really was like all in on trump and then it's like now it's a sandhiser i was all in on you know this and now i found this guy's like well i used to like him. Now I have a new boyfriend. He's like the bigger mobster in town. You're the little girl, like teenage girl with her, like she took down her Ed Sheeran posters and she put up like Shawn Mendes posters, you know?

I'm over Ed Sheeran. Mendes. It's like, we're kidding, but it's not even that, like it's not even, it's like a direct analogy. Yeah, I mean, people's brains are a little hardwired to just behave that way it's almost unnatural for some people to not act that way yeah that's true but i might i think you could also agree with me that that's more of feminine higher than masculine so if you're a dude and you find yourself being like hardwired that hard well dudes are hard

that hard for sports you see that with sports teams like where someone will like go kill a man out of like a fucking football game over like a sports dispute but it's just like i don't know maybe more testosterone kind of flying around there or whatever but yeah that one's that one's a little more a little less in my opinion because you don't have a choice generally where you're from that's true like it's like yeah that's true yeah you know what i mean because you almost like don't have it's not like you made your pick and you can switch it was just like you were born there and that's the team and it's everyone's team so there's a little less yeah yeah there's a lot of that in america though but i do get that killed at sporting events i'm like that with toronto a

little bit well i'll defend toronto Yeah for sure And people will be like Oh Toronto shit And I'm like you're wrong It's sick Yeah it is I mean it is Toronto rules yeah Yeah

You see that I don't know if you saw this I don't know if we ever Talked about this before But the 50 year old Transgender woman Who's like swimming With 13 year old girls

I saw it But I didn't I didn't put it in our thing Because I thought that Sometimes it's just so many of them And it just We go a little... If you cover every single one of those,

you're going to be talking about trans stuff nonstop, even though they are hilarious. Dude, the amount of times I have trans stuff on my agenda and I'm like, we can't just fucking... I know, you can't talk about it all the time. This one was so specifically wacky Canadian because right when I was back... Did you try and see the news?

Were you banned from watching the news on Instagram? Yeah. Is that so fucking crazy? Not a country not a serious country so what was the uh that one though it's just this like 50 year old like trans woman like you know biological male who's doing like a swimming competition swim meets with 13 year olds which is nuts mental like i don't think like the thing is like i don't think a 50 year old woman should be allowed to swim with 13 year olds which is nuts mental like I don't think I don't think a 50 year old woman should be allowed to swim with 13 year olds why would you be

yeah you shouldn't be but then I guess and I don't know what the rules are or whatever but they literally are like there's 50 year old whatever male or female but then it's in this instance it is a biological male who's swimming against 13 year olds and then like some guy tried to go like you know and then they they kick him

out you know he gets trespassed uh-huh we're trying to be like what's going on here and everybody's like totally normal all right you see that granny was one of the top porn categories i don't buy it this is number seven so it wasn that high. But they said there was a lot of people looking. That's weird. For some reason, I still don't. I still feel that's... What was the number one category? Still just stepsisters? I actually didn't look at that.

I just saw the thing that... I didn't really do that much investigation into that. Yeah, I did see that. That's nasty. Let's talk Trump for a second. All right. Okay. So, Colorado Supreme Court disqualifies Trump from the 2024 ballot.

This is last night. This is last night. Breaking news. So basically what happened was it really is. I mean, basically the gist of it was we're going to prevent democracy to stop the ruining of democracy. So he can't be on the Republican primary ballot, I believe, in the state of democracy so he can't be on the republican primary ballot i believe in in the state of colorado i was kind of thinking about how like uh doing a news thing about this but it's basically like um it was like we found out because of this law uh and they've also said if not because of this one we will find another one yeah it really is well that's the what's the famous

uh like russian thing show me the man i'll show you the crime yeah whatever like stalin or whatever you go just i'll show me the trump i'll show you the crime yeah of course well that's exactly what's going on and the stupid thing is is i like you almost think they're trying to help him win when they do this stuff because everybody knows this is bullshit and then now so? There's going to be a protracted? They have to go to the... Oh, there's a protracted in the Senate. Yeah.

But now they got to go to the Supreme Court and the Supreme Court has to decide on whether or not he's allowed to be on the ballot in Colorado. Yeah, and so what happened was, it was, this one's question is, ratified after the Civil War, the 14th Amendment says officials

who take an oath to support the constitution are banned from future office if they engaged in insurrection okay so there wasn't an insurrection though well you didn't yeah like so they've taken they literally found this word and they were just like i think we could push this yeah we can push this but you're right and i've said this before uh but maybe not this exactly but with this because i agree with you that it's really adding up to being like you can only push it so far where people are like yo you guys are fucking corrupt yeah you know what i mean well this is what they do in other countries that america has famously always made fun of and kind of yeah they were better than you know like and And I will say that with the January 6th thing specifically

that, like, my opinion is they reacted... Do you know what this other insurrection in the Senate would be called? January dicks. Nice. Nice. But they... America famously is just so much better than these, like, banana republics. And I think America was very, like, the

political ruling elite class was very embarrassed by January 6th. If anything it wasn't an insurrection i think they obviously call it that for political gain but it was embarrassing for the country because this just was the type of thing that didn't happen in america america was always like better than that okay you know so i guess i you know they're trying to call this thing an insurrection and it wasn't though you know but then they're doing this stuff of you know 91 charges against trump and this shit and this i don't know it's very well it's kind of like i think when when it when when it was really just trump before right and they were

trashing trump and they'd go he said this and he didn't like and then they go then they kind of pick this guy and this guy and this guy and was like just imagine you were like in in your in your normal life right someone's like oh i fucking hate this guy you don't know him that well and you're okay right imagine someone was like to me goes oh danny poloshock that guy's racist and i was like he's not i already know that yeah so i'd be like well now i know that you're you're lying of course so be like and they just did this over and over again where they go they were saying things that you could see with your own eyes you know what i mean people would be like uh uh andrew tate said this and you're like i watched the clip like i'm not yeah he didn't say

the mental patient like i watched it you go you watch it and you go he was kidding and they go he said that the women could this and you go i was watching he was making a joke make a joke i have eyes and you have eyes you watched it so there was just too many people it was so obvious that they were lying and i think this stuff is really gonna make people well trump they had that like they you know i mean you can't forget they had three to four years of all the russia collusion all the stuff that they were saying about him that literally was on tv all day every day yes dominated every single facet of your life was all the stuff he was doing then all turned out to be bullshit you know and i it's hard to believe that people you know that that's not working against them now when they're trying

all this stuff but if they somehow managed to get trump not allowed to run i'm i mean i'm very curious what's going to happen well there's a bunch of people that there's a when you kind of look at it one way is like are democrats just better at politics than republicans you know what i mean there's a part of it that where you're just like seems like it because you could part of you could be like it's corrupt and you're like well i guess all of them are kind of doing corrupt shit like you watch house of cards or a show like that you're like all doing this you're like so that's the case like i don't know if i would think that the republicans are like much better so you go are they just so much better at you know pulling bullshit i mean democrats seem

like they are better at politics yeah for sure something like that maybe but yeah there's this other part where i feel like to some degree it seems like it is getting like people ready for war but if you combine this where you go just anyone with their eyes can be like, obviously this is an abusive, you know, probably every regulatory body, right? Yeah.

And then you go, Rudy Giuliani, he's just getting like wrecked in civil court. Elon Musk is like, they're just harassing that guy at this point, whether you like him or not. They got like the sec going after him. They're taking his starlight contracts away.

Deep state. They're trying to like hit his Tesla credits and be like, these aren't like they did take away tesla credit but that's what i'm sorry last weekend i said they're trying to but yeah you're right they did yeah but i was kind of saying you can't look at that whole thing and then be like you have to because obviously at first people will be like you want to be like well i don't know if you did the crime then you know of course like in russia you say, well, if he was talking bad, the crime's a crime. But there is a point where I think any normal person is just like, all right, you are pushing

it. Yeah, of course. But again, the question is, are they just going to do this in front of our faces where they straight up say like, yeah, we are pushing it and we're going to remove him. And that's the question. What are you going to do about it? And I guess's the question. What are you going to do about it? And I guess they're right. What are you going to do about it?

Other than like everybody, everybody, the, you know, who has all the guns, I guess to do something. The question is people's lives are so comfortable here. You know,

it's not, it's not the type of thing where people are struggling for food and stuff like that. Like there's a lot of people calling it out, but you're right. What are you going gonna do about well you could form militias and everybody can grab all their guns and go do a real insurrection i guess no this is you know so if i'm being realistic it's not gonna happen this is why i always kind of like you know the tech opinions more than the political opinions because a lot of times the political space is sort of like narrowly thinking but if you go really what

happens is like they're smart the democrats or whatever and there's probably like some smart you know politicians in the republican party like there's probably a lot of smart people maybe not the most smart but not smarter than the peter teals of the world and it's like and or elon musk like these people are just bill gates whatever like i'm sure these people are just smarter right yeah so if some of these people are solving the problem being like okay we can i think there may be what happens is there's so much money and brain power so some of these other people enter the game being like okay let's play that game how about this lawyer that's 10 times smarter than your lawyer like i think yeah i guess it's a question of the deep state kind of how real

is the deep state the concept of that and is the deep state, the concept of that. And can they just say, hey, this guy can't pull the strings and this guy can't be the president and there's nothing you can do about it. That is the question. Like, how real is it? And they're not trying to, this isn't,

I mean, it already, this isn't taking out Bernie Sanders in 2016 or whatever, where Bernie Sanders was going to be the candidate. And then they're kind of like, no, we want Hillary Clinton. And it's like that kind of behind the scenes shit. This is way more overt to say, we're just throwing the the book at trump

so that he can't run when he's for sure going to be the candidate i mean dude the stuff maybe i'm out of touch but when they you see the running these polls are like nicki haley is really challenging trump i'm like no fucking way nicki haley is challenging Trump. Like, where? She's going to get the Hillary Clinton treatment and tell if she was the person, then she wouldn't anymore. But she's going to get the treatment. It's like, Nikki Haley looked stunning. Yeah, I'm sure. Everybody's like, oh, Nikki Haley's really on Trump's heels.

I'm like, no, you want that to be the case. Yeah, you'd like that. So you're saying that. And maybe you found some. It's like when JJ tells us someone that he likes, he goes, he fucking crushes. And you watch, it's like when jj tells us someone that he likes he goes he fucking crushes and you watch he's like pretty mediocre comedian fuck he obliterated you're like no pretty normal but you could it seems like they're trying to make you know nikki haley happen they want her to be the candidate so then they're just going to will it into existence

by saying yeah she's i mean look if you probably go on tv and start saying nikki haley's doing really well some people probably like oh shit nikki haley's doing well maybe i should vote for her i know you know and then you could just make it happen but it doesn't see i mean i've watched some of the debates doesn't seem like she's doing that great no her own people don't like her that's for sure i think the other people on the other side probably like her more than their people do yeah i i don't know i so yeah well anyways it was pretty wild we i guess you will see what happens with all that stuff but we got a banger of a year coming up but i think that you know you talk about like they already to some degree you have to also win hearts and

minds you can't just be corrupt and unfair no you know what i mean and i think that so many hearts and minds have like turned against all this shit and you know the fact that twitter exists right now and people can actually say what's happening like there is an element though where sometimes the components taken down a little bit yeah they try to make people apathetic though and not vote at all which sometimes they confuse you they confuse you and then you're like you know what fuck it i'm not voting at all and sometimes that's a win for them it does work yeah you do get a little bit like uh fatigued yeah fatigue you're just like you know what fuck this and you're just like am i voting we'll see what happens and then sometimes depending on what side you're on that is a win i know so do you see the thing elon musk also tweeted

that uh uh because apparently it's not new but uh microsoft word has an inclusivity feature i did not see i saw i don't have microsoft word so i couldn't get it and we don't use mac so i would have to like download the whole suite and stuff like that because i really want to do it but basically it'll be stuff like you say mankind and it'll be like are sure you want to say mankind but the one it's like that fucking paper clip pops up being like are you sure you want to say mankind it's person kind fuck you paper clip yeah can you imagine I guess it's for people that work at some pussy ass job or whatever, but

that's so crazy to just hire an AI snitch on yourself. AI HR Karen. Yeah, you literally hire Microsoft. Are you sure you want to write that? You might get in trouble. Well, the one, he said insane

and then MS words suggested an alternative due to its perceived implications, mental health bias. Are you sure you want to say insane? Microsoft, you hire a fucking, you hire an AI snitch to come scold you for the wrong words. While you're just typing up a little report.

Isn't that crazy? That's great. Yeah, I'll tell you, I'm not going to be using that feature. No. So we had something that kind of we've been calling out for a while, but obviously anytime. I've broken record, but anytime these happen,

we get tagged in a million times because me and Danny are a meme at this point. With the woke races. But they go, Boston City Hall roiled by email party invitation for electoids of color sent to all so she accidentally sent the all to the whites buddy that's sending the side piece the text for the girlfriend my friend or vice versa you're scrambling you said that's not what you want buddy but the difference is sent the party invite to the wrong group chat yeah they're so emboldened though where because if you send the party invite to the wrong group chat yeah they're so emboldened though where because if you send the party invite to the wrong group chat you go fuck well i guess they're all coming to the party she can't have them come like in a normal world you go oh i guess they're all coming because i fucked

that up my bad they're going they then they send out a new son saying oh my mistake you shouldn't have received that you're not invited what else are you gonna do yeah yeah you're whites she accidentally sent the email to the whites that say, because as soon as the whites, she probably talks like this, but as soon as the whites are there, she gets her, you know, inflections going. She goes,

listen, we want a motherfucking champ tonight. No honky ass bitches at this party. Look, you guys don't like collard greens? You know what the funny crazy thing is? White people are probably the most that would love a diversity party. Yeah, I know. If you're having a party to celebrate diversity,

white chicks are your cardinal. I know. And then you're forcing them to be like, I guess we'll do our own party, and then it's all white people. And you're like, this doesn't feel right. Can't do that. What do you think that she tried to,

obviously it's a dorky ass diversity party, but do you think it was, they go full black? Like, when then finally they get to be themselves without the white people breathing down their neck. It's just everyone like grinding each other that was the asian mayor of boston the male hr guys just like slapping asses and shit like that i can't imagine white guy walks in hello hello yeah excuse me you accidentally sent a text invited me to the party no the white people are at work there they're all like the serving hors d'oeuvres they make sure that they go

can we hire like a white staffing agency it's get out basically yeah it's get out or white man's burden you ever see that movie I wonder if that movie is going to make

a big comeback it was from the 90s it was John Travolta and I think Harry Belafonte what happened and the whole premise of the movie

is that races are fully reversed so whites were slaves and blacks were in charge. So then it's like this dude in the 90s and he's just like hard up white guy

and like all the blacks are like super rich and all that stuff and he's just like, you know, it's literally just the opposite. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's called White Man's Burden,

but I wonder if like with the current climate if that movie's like, you know, that tomatometer or whatever, tomatometer, has just been slowly climbing

for some 30 year old movie someone actually sent me a funny thing that uh there's no way you'd ever make it but the concept i think it was on patreon or whatever but as the concept of like a white guy uh going black uh painting himself black to prove how hard it is for black people to get jobs and then you're not like getting they're like kicking you out and you're like this is what black people experience just because they see a white guy in blackface and you're like what well yeah well i know i like me was i know i know that's what made me think of it white like me but no but the white like me guy didn't paint his face he gave himself injections and it actually like made him turn black okay but we're just saying a guy in blackface had the job

interview and they're like get the fuck out of here. And you're like, this is what they deal with every day. What was that show? Black White. Did you ever see that? I think we've definitely referenced it. It was on like Spike TV in the nineties or maybe early 2000s. We played a little video.

We played a clip and it's this family, it's a family swap and this white family goes and does full blackface, snappy hair. Oh my God. And then he goes to the

comedy club and and he's dropping like n-bombs and stuff he goes like all black comedy it's crazy if you check it out it's called black white but that's what i'm thinking their party is when that's what they wanted their party with no whites to be they have like a deaf jim basically deaf jim Def Jam. The Macy Def Jam. You know what I mean? You know. Y'all. I just want. Just want to make a speech here. Just want to say. You all know when those motherfucking white crack ass co-workers be asking you questions. Yeah, that's what they wanted the party to be.

Put your hands up if you be seeing Karen be coming through asking you questions. She'd be pushing that mail cart being like, you got mail? She'd be pushing the mail cart being like, er, er, er, er, er. The Marlon Wayans special. You know, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Who knows how we be creeping

when we showing up 10 minutes late for work. We showing up like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. You all know we ain't be doing our own reports. Just fucking like straight up Def Jam comedy shit. Put your hands up. Hey, hey, hey. You telling me you ain't never takes a bit of someone's lunch?

It just be sitting in the fridge looking at you like, eat me. And you know I ain't talking about no broccoli so that's what they wanted to have like a deaf comedy jam yeah at the at the workplace for christmas a little christmas deaf comedy jam she's asian on behalf of the mayor mistake asians love when they get included in the diversity too because they're like white chicks on crack right they're like they do better than white chicks and they get the benefits too they're fucking cruising she's literally the mayor oh yeah she is she's top of the top of the heap it's a motherfucking mayor in the building definitely when i say when i say mayor y'all say woo, mayor. Woo, mayor, woo. She goes, we be here.

We the Wu-Tang Clan. That's what she says. We have the Wu Clan playing, and everyone's like, oh, Wu-Tang Clan? It's just her and her family doing karaoke. Yeah, I mean. On behalf of the mayor, mistakenly sent all Boston City counselors an email Tuesday inviting them to the holiday party that was meant exclusively for electeds of color. Electeds of color.

That was great. Electeds of color. Nice. Electeds of color. Asians getting in on the diversity. I'll tell you what, those days are numbered, pal. Yeah. You better enjoy it, woo?

Well, as long as she's the mayor, she sets the rules, you know? I know. She defines what a diverse person is. That's true. You are right, but they get flack, though. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah. Like, again, there's people below her who are of darker complexion

who are planning some mutiny at some point. Of course. They're trying to have their own party. Yeah, they're going to get her out eventually. They're going to be top spot, and then they're going to be like, yeah, no Asians. Nice try. Yeah, Asians, their days are numbered being encountered as a diversity yeah approximately 15 minutes later

uh dos santos is a guy's name sent out a follow-up email to city counselors apologizing for the prior email which is apparently meant for those who are invited the body includes several white counselors and six of color so they only have 15 people and they don't invite seven of them electoids of color is really good but so on this sort of same topic because we've been obviously talking about how the uh like there's no better job in the world to be like a diversity counselor there was no better job obviously they're not making the tides turning on that i told you i knew a buddy that literally they offer both things. So they would, a guy we know that works in tech,

his wife worked in an agency that did training. And then basically they would go to training and the places would get these articles written about them and they'd have to be like, we have no choice but to hire a diversity counselor. So there's so much demand for it. But in this specific case, it was like you run a car lot and everyone comes in and says you want teslas and eventually you just have to start selling teslas you know what

i mean so they had no choice but a former global diversity strategist at facebook pleaded guilty to wire fraud after stealing more than four million from the social media giant to fund a lavish lifestyle in California. So this guy was cooking for a while, right? Well, it's a husband and wife. Oh, this is a team. No, this is the one that Bill Ackman was calling out. Oh, okay. You've been following the Bill Ackman stuff, right?

Of course, with Harvard. So Bill Ackman posted a huge thing explaining this whole one. Oh, I don't know. And essentially, there's all these kind of wishy-washy things. They essentially operate as a non-profit, and then the non-profit can write stuff off. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah. And then the non-profit hires some other business for way too much money, and that other business just gets $100,000 a year, and it just goes to the white.

Yeah, it's like a shell company. It's a shell company that has one employee, the CEO, which makes $100,000 a year, and that money's written off, and you know what I mean? Yep. So it's like a whole big, it's like this one big scheme, right? The whole thing is a scheme. Well, that's funny because they are getting charged with stealing, but their business model is stealing.

It's stealing. It's stealing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they go, it's legal stealing. It's the classic. They just kind of pushed it, you know? Well, that's what Bill Ackman said. Well, you were just saying you're right because Bill Ackman was like it is an extortion racket oh that's big

time because they he goes there's actually companies they write a they write an article about how you're not diverse enough and then show up and be like we can make this go away yeah we can write a article about how you're so diverse exactly but it's up to you they just give you two articles you go which one would you like representing your company it's crazy to like joke about but that was actually happening for sure oh i mean that happened in comedy there was those pages and articles that were like hey these these shows are getting blasted because they don't have women on it and they're like hey listen pretty easy solution put me on the show put me on the show even though i'm not good and they go problem solved and then you put them on the show and Yeah, put me on the show even though I'm not good. And they go, problem solved. And then you put them on the show

and then they go, actually, this is a hub for diversity. And then you go, this is a hub for diversity and bombing. What a hub it is. All comedy diversity has the easiest fix in the world. Blackmail comics.

Yeah. It's like literally blackmail comics and fucking's like literally black male comics fucking probably the highest rate of black m-a-l-e you're not blackmailing comics yeah yeah yeah yeah well black dudes are hilarious yeah it's like i mean that's the oldest trick in the book they're like hey you don't have enough diversity on your shows like okay a bunch of black guys because they're all hilarious yep but then they go you know we don't want that no that's not the type of diversity they want.

Not in that one. They want gender diversity. So she led various Facebook diversity, equity, and inclusion programs from 2017 to 2021. Stole the money through an elaborate scheme involving fraudulent vendors, fictitious charges. Fictitious charges are probably hilarious if you get to get your eyeballs on some of those. Oh, crazy. The fictitious charges would be like... Racism training, new slur training.

Yeah, it would just be like the most made up, you know. Like intricate cognitive bias training. And I also trained you intricately, so it's like, and I did it without you knowing. You don't realize that. You don't even realize. And cash kickbacks.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. A lot of, I mean, again, it's some of those real businesses. Some of those diverse.

There's no value. Like there's no value creation with these things. There's just the most nebulous, like fake thing. Who is the black guy who was the big drug dealer? He has the Netflix documentary. I think Denzel played him. Freeway Rick Ross?

No, it wasn't him. It was a different guy. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah. The guy who... Basically, he screwed up because no one knew who he was and he went to the boxing match

wearing the big mink coat, right? Yeah, yeah. And in the movie, who knows what's true, but his girlfriend gave it to him so his girlfriend sort of fucked him over a little bit by making him be Peacock too much. Right?

But do you think that some of these diversity... The Harlem guy. What was it? Frank Lucas. Some of these diversity trainers were just showing up with just fucking nine Rolexes on their arm. For sure. It's like Goodfellas. It's like, what did I tell you about wearing all this shit?

Take it back. This guy's wife was showing up to the seminar in like a Mercedes decked out Benz. The crazy thing is they probably were making 200 grand a year. It just was not enough for them. Like they legitimately could have probably billed and made 200 grand a year for all their bullshit.

And they're like, you know, it's like meta. We could just keep it going. What are they going to do? You didn't have to go extra hard. You don't have to go steal $4 million. Yeah. So greedy. Okay. What are they going to do? You didn't have to go extra hard. You didn't have to go steal $4 million. Yeah. So greedy.

Okay, we're going to talk a little bit more of this. There's three ways men can advance gender equity at work. We're going to talk about that on the page you're on. And maybe figure out where I joke. Figure out if we're good or not. What was my joke? The joke that you were trying to get to the bottom of with the huge gay guy. Remember the huge gay guy?

I do. I almost got it. You almost got it oh i like head butts and dude's butts merry christmas sometimes you just need to step away from it anyways there's a bunch more of those kind of puns the joke never really made it into the act it was all it was always sitting on the sidelines no time but patreon.com slash the boys cast we do uh bonus content every week bonus episode every week thank you everyone for subscribing this has been the biggest year of growth for the boys cast there might actually be another podcast before new year's so i should probably stop talking about this because it's only the 20th right now yeah we'll do one on the 29th well then maybe we'll

do some sort of urine review i feel like the last two years i've decided i was gonna do a urine review and then i sat there and i was like what does that even mean what about a urine review and then we try different types of urines you're you're review that's actually funny i'm here for the urine review. You're a urine reviewer. That was a urine review. It's like Sommelios. I thought I didn't like it, but then once I got it, I did. It took a little bit.

It took a second to hit. Oh, this is a urine review? All right. I like it. Patreon.com slash TheBoyzCast. Thank you, everyone. Peace. Later.