The Boyscast with Ryan Long - GETTING CANCELLED w/ Isaac Butterfield

Episode Date: April 15, 2022

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We're not good at rapping. Oh, yeah? Well, when I did my video, people were quite happy with the flow. Which video? The Brian Stelter. Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm more like freestyling. Someone actually was saying, I remember at the time.

Now he thinks I'm good. No, that was good but danny says i can't freestyle because he doesn't know what it's like to be wild because he's mild yeah yeah you're proving our point um put a ruler around his mom and smile actually you know what i wanted i this is like funny thing because he's a pedophile that's that's a good one when alex put him on trial when alex was rapping and you go he's gonna do a siphon and then I was like but I'm so like not in that

I go I'm like is this a siphon or a I thought it was a cipher but then I didn't want to might be a cipher I didn't want to say anything

cause then might be a cipher like Adam Driver he goes hey I don't have any more things that rhyme with cipher right

a diaper diaper hyper okay that was a bad one you gotta do the Eminem school where it's like it just kinda sounds He goes, I don't have any more things that rhyme with cypher. Diaper. Diaper. Hyper. Okay, that was a bad one. Yeah, you gotta do the Eminem school where it's like, it just kind of sounds like that. That's because I'm wearing a... Diaper. I'm not wearing a light shirt.

It's because I'm wearing a diaper. I'm wearing a diaper. With my right fur. Your right fur? Speaking of rappers. Speaking of rappers, so the hot fire just got dropped by a little man known as Juicy a Smollett. Fire. Fire song.

In the dragon's den. It's funny too because he released it on Instagram and the comments are just everybody sucking his dick because he only allows... Couldn't believe it. But it's because he only allows comments from his friends. And what people don't know is that Jussie Smollett released a video on Instagram which I highly recommend that you go check out about how innocent he is.

Real OJ vibes. A rap song. Yeah, he's still rapping about looking for the real criminal. Oh my God. It's incredible. And by the way, the song's not that bad. Yeah, it's not terrible.

And it's what Danny said, that every comment is yeah. Yeah, Jesse, you're the best. Yo, fight the power, brother. But I mean, again, they're like, if you cross him in the comments, he'll just probably like, you know, block you. Well, it's his family that's running the thing, right?

And they're deleting everything. Hodge comments. Hodge likes. We're deleting everybody. Hodge comments. So I took the lyrics. So if people don't want to, I'd say maybe take a quick peek right now

or if I could just tell you what the lyrics are. So it's very R&B vibe. Like... Something like that. Oh, baby baby oh baby sit down so we could do a fake hate crime oh yeah oh yeah he goes it's like they hell bent on not solving the crime taking out the elements of race and trans and homophobia the straighttaking lives these are his first opening lyrics so he's saying you want to ignore this fucking transphobia oh i don't know if you know this but people are dead we're dying out here not me why again not me personally personally that's the thing he goes you know people are

getting killed from this stuff it's like okay but you weren't one of them no but he is uh he can you know speak for the people. Maybe we stick together. Maybe we read more. Instead of saying that's above me now. Brother, you sure? That's one of his lyrics. So is it possible that the reason that Juicy Small Eye was proven innocent is because people don't read enough?

I'll tell you what I read. Why is he out? The verdict. Why is he out? I think he didn't get that much time. No, no, no. He got out the next... No, no, he got out the next day

on like some technicality, but... Famous people, dude. Yeah, man. He said that people don't read enough. I'll tell you why he's not in there. Because maybe people started reading. Is he saying people in general or black people? No, I think he's saying people in general.

He's saying, well, everyone thinks he's guilty. It's like, well, maybe if they read a fucking book. Yeah, you fucking ignorant piece of shit. Why don't you read a book? Why don't you read a book, pal? Why don't you read more, he says. So that's the first part. He says people should read more.

But I can't be mad. Take my ego out. You know, he's not going to have some ego about this whole thing, right? Take my ego out. know he's not gonna have Some ego about this whole thing Right Take my ego out Some people searching for fake Some people searching for fame Some people chasing for clout Not him again No but everybody

In this comment section For sure Well No he's got Yeah yeah Everyone in this comment section Thinks he's the greatest And most innocent man of all time

Yeah yeah Jesse you're a fucking martyr dude And right now he says You know People are ignoring transphobia that's saving lives. Maybe you know I'm innocent if you fucking read a book.

You're all cloud chasers. And you're all chasing cloud. Yeah. He's calling you a cloud chaser. Yeah, he is. I mean, we are doing that right now. We're trying to get on

that fucking Juicy's fame. We're fucking riding Juicy's dick. Right, we you a clown chaser. Yeah, he is. I mean, we are doing that right now. We're trying to get on that fucking Juicy's fame. We're fucking riding Juicy's dick. Right. We're currently riding his dick. Just remember, this ain't that situation. You think I'm stupid enough to kill my reputation? Yes, and you did. Yeah, you did.

It's real OJ vibes. It's the if I did it. Buddy. Remember the if I Did It book? You think that counts as reading a book? You know, if we were reading If I Did It by OJ? Oh, yeah. What was that again?

So OJ came up with this book called, like, I think it's called If I Did It, and he just described how he did it, but hypothetically. If I Did It's incredible. If I Did It, everyone else is chasing clout. Just remember, just simply to look like a victim, like it's something fun, he says,

objectively helps you in Hollywood. Yeah. And when, and by the way, when it did happen before it was found out that you're innocent, it was actually fun. You were like the king of the world for a second.

Oh yeah. It was, I mean, it was actually fun. You were like the king of the world for a second. Oh, yeah. I mean, it was an unfathomable... Amount of attention. And the hate crime. Yeah, people were like, oh, my God. His movie... What is this Trump's America?

And I bet you his fee for movies tripled overnight. Oh, his agent's phone was ringing off the hook. Tripling. So he goes, oh, yeah, I want to be a victim. Like, as if there's some good thing about that.

Yeah. Yeah, there's a good thing about that. Just to simply look like a victim. You better look at someone else.

You got the wrong one, pal. He didn't say pal. I added in pal. He said, you better look at someone else. You got the wrong one. He should have said this

in the courtroom is what he should have done. Yeah. Would you like to issue a statement? And he goes, yes. And then he pulls out his phone. You got the wrong one. He should have said this in the courtroom is what he should have done. Yeah. Would you like to issue a statement? And he goes, yes. And then he pulls out his phone. He starts playing the beat. There's one second, Your Honor.

I'd like to make a statement. He goes, everybody in the jury, swing your arms in the air. And they're all like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, you're not allowed to instruct the jury, swing your arms in the air. And they're all like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a lie. He goes, you're not allowed to instruct the jury, Mr. Smollett. I'd just like to take a second here. I believe the question was, where were you that night? All right.

This guy can't be on this day. Do you remember the guy that goes, I said I'm sorry? Yeah. You remember? No. Okay, so there's this black dude. It's like a famous clip.

In court? Oh, no, no, no. Really? I said I'm sorry. No, I don't like that. Okay, so he basically was in court, and he did an acapella, I'm sorry for the things that I've done before,

sentencing. Nice. So basically he killed a guy or did some shit like that, that i've done before sentencing nice so basically like killed a guy or did some shit like that right and he's talking to the judges like do you have any final last words and he goes i would and he goes that's the things i've done i'm sorry i'm so sorry but i've changed and then they go all right anyways uh 20 years yeah yeah we were giving you the maximum allowed work after jazzy goes what you go there was a bit jazzy small edge talking the radio he goes spoken word style transphobia homophobia that's what the things in what you gotta know they're not innocent. All of you. I rest my case, Your Honor.

You're not allowed to do that, Mr. Smollett. I will rest my case. The best one of those is not a rap thing, but the guy, I think his name was Terrence Ferguson. They made fun of him on SNL a lot, but he shot up a subway car in the 90s, early 90s in New York, and then he defended himself.

Something Ferguson. He defended himself, and he literally New York. And then he defended himself. Something Ferguson. He defended himself. And he literally was like, so he's defending himself. He's insane. Right. And he's defending himself. And then so people he shot have to go on the witness stand. And then he goes, can you please point out who shot you?

And they're like, you shot me. Okay. And like, it was just like this total farce because it was like not going well at all. Oh, they pointed at him. Yeah. They go, you, you shot me. Okay. And like, it was just like this total farce because it was like not going well at all. Oh, they pointed at him. Yeah, they go, you,

you shot me. And he goes, are you sure? He goes, God damn it. I didn't think that would, I thought I would add him there. What do you think was going to happen?

He was like mental. I don't know, but they let him defend himself. Defending yourself is fucking lit. Crazy. I'd love to defend myself in court. Yeah. I would like to call

This pussy to the stand So you can't say that at all Oh I'm sorry Well Jesse Smollett's rapping at the judge He goes you think I'm stupid I'll kill my reputation What I'm some idiot that wants to wreck his reputation Exactly what happened

Just to simply look like a victim You better look at someone else. You got the wrong one. But want to thank y'all. I know I still got y'all. For the people who kept it real, the people who kept it true. So this is 10 people. Yeah, yeah.

So he wants to thank the 10 people that are still on the Smollett train. Yeah, and if you're one of those people who thinks it's a hoax, you are persona non grata, pal. Yeah, yeah. You are not welcome in Jussieata pal yeah yeah you are not welcome in jesse's house anymore you're not welcome in the jesse family's house and he goes uh

they got my own people going through off the wall that's why ld and don i still got love for y'all so he still has love for uh who's ld so um don Donald Trump. Oh, I thought... And Larry David. So he says he still has love for... He means Don Lemon and LD is some sports commentator guy, I'm pretty sure. Okay. Larry Dumond, I'm just making up names. No.

Lenny Derrickson. No, I'm not. Lenny Derrickson head. So I think he's talking about Lenny Derrickson Lenny Derrickson head so I think he's talking about Lenny Derrickson head and he's saying that you know those guys just haven't read books and they got you know they got in their

heads so that's why he goes he doesn't blame you know he doesn't blame Don Lemon yeah yeah Don Lamon Don Lamon would love to have but believe me Don Lamon hung on to the fact that this was true till the absolute bitter... Till the guilty verdict. Don Lamon did not want this to not be true.

No, sir-y Bob. No. He probably had his own designs on his own fake hoax. Oh, my God. He was fucking walking down that same alley hoping it would happen to him and he goes hey i just have this delicious subway sandwich yeah i would hate if something bad happened to me something that like some sort of right hate crime that's exactly what was

happening hate that oh this would be a terrible day for a hate crime. Don Lamond is walking down the streets with a novelty-sized lollipop. Yeah. This would be a terrible day for a hate crime. He's just hoping some fucking people like greaser show up. They're like, oh, no. Oh, no, not today. Oh, look, I fell over and my pants fell off because we're not gonna have sex with you oh well then the pants are back on well just pour the bleach on me i guess let's get this

over pour bleach me so he goes what we should have done i still got love for you all i wish we could talk like real men instead of sharing shade in rooms and up on CNN. Couple real men. Yeah. Jizzy Smollett and Don Lemon. Just all man's man. I'd love to see their fucking chat history.

Ooh. That's what he said. He goes, how about you be a real man and I guess like come say to my face that it was a hoax? Yeah, Don Lemon? How about that? Man the F up.

That must feel really bad when Don Lemon turns on you. Well, he's saying it on CNN. Yeah. I think, I guess, the Shade Room guy, that's LD, maybe, by the way. But that's what he's saying. He goes, Don lemon's out here on cnn talking about i'm freaking guilty come say that to my face that the hate crime didn't happen do you think don lemon's got the fucking balls i wonder what just yeah i guess he's yeah i was

wondering what his life is like right now the cojones must be on house arrest the lemons so the lemons do you think Don's got the lemons To show up to Smollett's house Talking about I ain't fucking getting hate crime Maybe you ain't getting hate crime Didn't Don Lemon say he got hate crime as well At some point

Sounds plausible Sounds like something he would say But I don't know if he Or maybe he did something to someone else. Then he punched someone. He had some scandal. Yeah. I'm going to say he did.

I'm going to say both happened. He punched someone and got punched. LD! Maybe. So he goes, Thunders mad loud. Still pushing through the clouds. All I ever wanted to do was make my people proud.

Don't you see that, Don Lemon? This is a plea to the lemon. He's calling Don Lemon a bit of an Uncle Tom. Don Lemon, if you want to fucking say shit, you know what? How about this? Put on some mega shit. Meet me in an alley. Bring a sub.

Once and for all. Don Lemon. Jussie. Subs at Don. Subs at Don. With Don. Fucking Don. Thunder Jussie. Subs at Don. Subs at Don. With Don. Fucking Don. Thunder's mad loud.

He's pushing through the clouds, pal. He's sort of running out of stuff to say now. He's just saying random stuff. He goes, he goes, this. Thunder cloud. He's like, I feel like this needs one more verse. He needed that. That's where I'll just.

Fame is nothing real. It's how you make them feel. I mean, I guess he made people feel bad celebrities for the birds which I don't think he means girls he means actual birds I guess

yeah well he's saying celebrity being a celebrity is like whatever not cool I don't know the motivation for everything you do

in your life I ain't no man of steel then he thanks God yeah so he thanks God so this is what know. Yeah. So he thanks God. So this is what's going on with this guy. By the way, we have Isaac. It's Isaac.

Isaac. Butterfield in the studio. Big Australian YouTuber and comedian. Quite the rabble rouser. Quite the rabble rouser. He's gotten all these troubles. So we got him coming on next but we're still talking here we got a few things to go over we're not quite done a couple things to a chat we got a

couple things to address here yep and then we got our man in the studio what's it to you listen shout out that we have to do right now is a Don Lerman. Is a Don... Actually, a a certain Don Free. What? Gilbert Don Free. Okay.

Did I just have an aneurysm? I think I just had a brain aneurysm. So, Gilbert Don Free died. And this has been quite the year for comedians dying, by the way. Did you have an aneurysm? What? I think I just had a brain aneurysm. So, Gilbert Donfrey died. Shout out. And this has been quite the year for comedians dying, by the way. Mm-hmm. Gilbert Godfrey was the man. He was right here.

Especially comedians who are in photos with Jeff Ross. Oh, that's what you've been saying, right? Ooh. It does feel like it. He was there last night, actually. Yeah, he was there at the cellar last night. Not getting a photo with that guy. Well, but yeah, Saget, Norm Macdonald, Godfrey.

They're going like flies. Yeah. It almost feels like a conspiracy, man. Comedians are getting... These guys all aren't that old. No, well, yeah. I think Norm was the youngest. They're all in their 60s.

I actually talked to Roseanne recently. Yeah. And she was sort of saying, she was like, yeah, I was going to talk to this person. Then I found out they were dead. And then he was like... And then one of my other friends like we were gonna meet up and then they were dead cherish your your loved ones yeah because you know they could take a photo with jeff ross because i could be in a photo with jeff ross and then just like montage style you know where

they disappear but there was all these photos with all four of them and it's like it was a literal final destination situation so i'll just say i think gilbert godfrey's the man but um i i interesting because i did uh a festival with him this year and i did a couple shows where on the same shows i actually did one where i uh it was uh the comedian brings up the next comedian so i brought him up right so we were like chatting or whatever. And we're in the dressing room. And he basically was, he was very kind of old, right? Yeah, yeah.

But I don't think he's that old. I don't know the exact age. He was 60 something. But yeah, do you know what I'm saying? He's not, he wasn't 80, right? Yeah, yeah. But he had a very 80-ish vibe. Yeah.

So he kind of, when he came. I guess he had some sort of thing going on. He had a thing going on. I think his last show was in Toronto. Okay. Yeah, like a week ago. So he had a thing going on. last show was in toronto okay yeah so he had a thing going on and then he he had essentially like a handler kind of thing i don't know if it might have been

like his girlfriend but he had someone that was kind of taking care of him and he would kind of come in and it was very oh we need to find him a chair because he can't and then so we tried to they tried to find him a chair and then it was like the chair was too low so it was like hey can we get a higher chair so we could sit the right way and then basically oh here's another thing that happened that you know he was kind of like he was gonna have to bring up the comic after him right and then he was kind of like oh what's their name and then he's like i don't know if i can remember the name. So basically, I came on after him and then brought up the next person because he didn't want to have to remember a name to say, right? So he was very out of it kind of in a way, right?

Yeah. And then he goes from this, gets on stage, like goes from, you know, where can I sit? Gets on stage. How's everybody? And just switches destroys yeah for 20 minutes he goes from you know kind of is this guy okay yeah destroys sharp as attack 20 25 minutes gets right off stage right back to that yeah isn't that strange yeah i guess he's like

he could just pull all together for that moment and then it's like kind of a green mile you know it's a little like that just took tickets all out of him he goes i'm so tired boss yeah and it's also a little like the um like it's music you know how there's people that kind of lose their you know they start their mind starts to go but they can still play piano perfectly or something like that. Yeah, yeah. He has the muscle memory of, like, I can just do my routine. He just can do it. Yeah. And it was very interesting. He killed.

He was sharp. He was commenting on things that were happening. So maybe with people like that, if it wasn't for comedy, it would have been sooner. Maybe that's one of the things that kept him going. That was keeping him going. As soon as you let your brain go, as soon as you stop challenging yourself, As soon as you stop Challenging yourself

I think a lot of people really lose it Isn't that interesting So we have this one Reddit Anyways the point is don't take a photo with Jeff Rose I think so And we have this Reddit thread That we're going to go through some of it

And then we'll do the rest on the patreon and bring isaac in but i like so this is so we've been doing a lot of these uh you know we talk a lot about the witches and stuff like that right but we found probably the mother load of all time and there's one shamanism yeah and it's very very similar to the glamorgan thing where they think they have a voice in their head. Yeah, although they're more reasonable than the women, I must say, when you compare them to like, because the Tulpas are all women, and so they're just like, yeah.

Shaman are guys. Shaman are all guys, and the Tulpas are all like, they're all just like, this is definitely not mental illness, whereas these guys are like, am I insane? Yeah, a lot of the shaman were second guessing.

Yeah, they go, am I crazy? You're right. A lot of the shaman were second guessing you're right a lot of the shaman were saying like this dude in my head won't leave me alone like am i not yeah yeah whereas like the the tulpas there was no nobody was like am i crazy no everybody's like no of course they're saying everyone's crazy won't believe me yeah well this guy he goes oh and we're just gonna do a few of them but he goes i have an entity inside of me and a lot of them describe the entity you know what i mean they'll go oh there's this dude with a red hat that won't leave me alone you know he goes i can't tell if it's one or multiple because it refers to itself as we but we share the same high but they all share the same same high-pitched tone of voice, which is... So your voice. Hello! Mr. Delper.

Hello! So he has three or four people living inside of him with a high-pitched voice. That's annoying. And he goes... So he's sort of seeing like, hello, hello, hello. No, they're all high-pitched. Hello, what's up, buddy? How we doing?

He goes, is there one? Do I have three spirits living inside of me or one? Yeah, it's hard to tell because they all have the same voice. Hello. Hello. Sometimes it claims that I'm a friend and then seems that sometimes show me to other entities, which means sometimes his one entity goes check out my boy so this is what he's living a life where he goes he thinks he's got three or four people living

inside of me and then sometimes they go to other they bring in other spirits and they go check out the guy that we're inside not bad huh not bad not a bad uh house we're in shack yeah we're we're inside this dude. Check him out. Hey, you want to meet up with new friends? Hello! And then he goes, shows them to other people, warning them to be careful not to scare me. So he goes,

the spirits talk to the other spirits and they go, don't scare us. He's spooked easily. Good cop, bad cop. Good's good spirit, bad spirit. Yeah, wow. He goes, look, man, we're on your side, dude. The other spirit's like, just give me a minute alone with him. Yo, yo, I can't control him, okay?

You got to play ball. If you don't play ball, I don't know what he's going to do, okay? You're right. Or it's more like, I don't know what he's going to do. You got to play ball. You got to play ball, man. Go give me one minute with him. Yo.

And he goes, nah, man, this guy's a bitch i'm gonna i'm gonna smoke him i don't care what you say i'm gonna smoke him he comes up he goes boom motherfucker boom motherfucker he goes what what did i tell you about scaring my man boom fucking drive a ice picket away here if i had to listen to that all day that's what's going on inside of his head. Yeah. You know what? Check this out. I'm going to scare him. No, no, no.

Don't scare him. Yeah, he thinks the one says he's going to scare him and the other goes, he spooks easily. Come on. He's very easily spooked. So easily spooked. Oh, yeah. They don't want him to get spooked. Easily spooked. So easily spooked.

Yeah, they don't want him to get spooked. And they say, this entity has also been incredibly abusive in the past, liking to deceive me, scare me, and fuck with my head, feeding off the attention that I give it. Bit of a trickster. This entity's a trickster, and he likes to get a crowd going when he's doing his tricks, sort of, right? But you're right, he's gaslighting because he's like,

we don't want to scare him to the other entities. But then the main entity has been messing with him right and left. Maybe they're all just fucking with him. I don't know what that messing with him means though. How do you mess with him? He goes like, close his eyes or something like that.

He's walking around with his eyes closed like, stop it! Yeah, because they don't control you like that like that right it's just voices in your head i think mainly it's the scariest i think they mainly spook him he's abusive too he says it's a bummer you ain't it'd be hard to get to sleep We've been all talking You ain't shit You ain't never been shit You ain't You ain't You a spooked out

You a spooky bitch You scared of everything Y'all Y'all was going around Being spooked Hey guys Check out this bitch Hello

Watch how easily This little bitch scares Watch Boo You motherfucking terrified I didn't even finish saying boo I just said boo He's jumping it. Boo. You motherfucking terrified. I didn't even finish saying boo. I just said boo.

He's jumping out of his seat. Yeah, motherfucking jumping out of his seat. Guy's jumping out of his seat. I didn't motherfucking finish saying boo. He goes, it often claims things like we're just trying to help you.

So they're gaslighting him for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they're trying to help you. Can you do something helpful? Boo. Yeah, buddy. We're on your side here. It's not our fault that you're a spooked out bitch. Yeah.

Where would you be without us? We like to say boo. I don't know. Look, I just told the other guy not to spook you. That's the main thing they do to help him. Sometimes it claims we used to be neighbors. I mean, how do you write this out and think that? So he goes, who are you?

He goes, you don't remember me? We're neighbors. I thought shamanism was all about like eating ayahuasca. Me too. Yeah. I honestly. I thought this was all just going to be guys being like, yeah, I fucking couldn't stop throwing up, but I like went to a different galaxy.

When I was going through all this shaman stuff, I didn't know 90% of being a shaman was, well, I guess it's connecting with these other spirits. spirits yeah but they all live inside the guy's head how many spirits you think are inside of us now like are we just not connected with them like based on what these people are saying like do we all have a bunch of them inside you summon them yeah and you summon them but they're there yeah so we have a few inside of us right now probably but they're just our spirits are more respectful than this guy's spirits that are starting to party in his head calling him a bitch let's chill yeah but what the and this guy is even in his thing he's a psychopath because he goes you know i can't tell if it's one or four and then he goes sometimes the one tells the other and then like well now we know that it's you said yeah you go

you do know how many it is he goes now he says he's your neighbor so your old neighbor's living inside of you newman hello that's what basically is that you get you finally move and then you go who is this hello jerry what oh no i'm insane you're you're an arch nemesis neighbors now inside your head that would not be fun so So sometimes I can hear other entities talking to and scolding them. So some of the entities are fairly chill and they get mad at the other entities. Yeah, so there's some chill entities. And then there's a big uprising

within the entities in his head. Some of them are trying to help him. Like, buddy, we're trying to get these other entities and all they're interested in doing is spooking them. I love how there's going to be so many answers to this question none of which being, seek professional

help. I'd say, yeah, if anything, post more on the Reddit thread. The one time I saw an inhuman apparition when I was switching my meds. Okay, so there's the factor. It was a figure with stilts for legs, a long neck, a mask

for a face. How do you know it was a mask for a face? Maybe a mask on the face. No, it was a mask for... I guess it could have been like, yeah, you could see there's nothing. It was like just daylight behind there, behind the mask, you know? Okay. It really was a mask for a face. Stilts for legs. It's very

descriptive. Stilts for legs. Long neck. Mask for face. It talks to me and it can make my muscles twitch. So that's one of the parts they just spook him. So they go like that and they shock him. It's like a hand buzzer sort of situation. They're goofy, these guys. You know what I mean? They make him slip on banana

peels. They pull the chair out from when he sits down. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. They do the over-under where one of them is fucking behind him, pushes him over the other way. This guy's life is essentially like the criminals in Home Alone. Like, he's just walking around, paint cans are hitting him in the head. He's falling down the stairs.

Toaster. His chick's like, what are you doing in there? He goes, what am I doing? What am I doing? These fucking guys are making my life miserable. Yeah, I'm freaking, I got Jamie Kennedy

living inside my head. I'm fucking, he's just got the offspring playing original prankster nonstop. Yeah, I guess. These guys are pranksters, you know what I mean?

He goes to bed, he's stepping on tacks. Yeah. They glue it. It's too bad you can't get any like motivational kind of dudes insters, you know what I mean? He goes to bed, he's stepping on tacks. Too bad you can't get any motivational kind of dudes in there, you know? That's what you'd want. You want a bunch of just Jockos and Tim Ferriss's and stuff. Well, would you want that if you had a guy with stilts for legs telling you, dude, you can be anything you want to be,

and you go, you have stilts for legs. I can't listen to this. Yeah. You don't even have a face. You can't even have legs. You don't even have legs. You don't have a face. neck's ridiculously long yeah sounds like the youtube long neck guy anyways can you give me that thing up there i can't reach yeah make yourself useful and some other entities

have told me just not to respond to it all because it only feeds it in fact this is a pretty on this is a pretty common occurrence sometimes it refers to itself as a we and other times it acts like an individual perhaps there are a lot of entities but they just sound the same to me so her hypothesis is his hypothesis is that they all it's it's most of them that's what he thinks that there's a bunch but they all have the same voice yeah yeah well maybe that's just the thing with these entities all have the same voice. Yeah, yeah. Well, maybe that's just the thing with these. Entities all have the same voice. Entities just have, it's a rule of entities. Like how, like, you know, vampires have to,

can't go outside. They all sound like this, I guess. I mean, that would be a perfect world. They always have, like, Bob Euchre or something, like a baseball announcer. Hey, pal! How does he sound? Like, you know, the Hank Azaria kind of like,

hey, and it's a, and it's a strikeout. You definitely don't want your entity having a creepy voice like, what's up, bro? It's me. Yeah, you don't want a golem situation. It's me, your entity.

Not ideal. What, yeah, you want, you definitely want your entity having maybe a smooth, styling voice like, what's up bro it's me entity on the quiet storm

yeah how's it going it's me entity it's smooth style yeah you want to be Jesse Smollett style yeah what you don't want is what these guys are doing but there's 10 of us it's even worse and then his last thing he says,

it's like a mix between an astral parasite and one that's being clingy and just obsessed with me. Astral parasite? Yeah, so he's not sure. It's a mix between a parasite and just like a being that is very obsessed with them. So he's sort of like, they're like trying to spook him and he's kind of like,

get over me, bro. Hey, entity. He's just not that into you. It's not going to happen, entity. Hey, entity, learn to take a hint. He's just not that into you, bro. So that's the kind of stuff that's going on with these shamans. Yeah, these shamans.

Just fucking eat some psychedelics like the rest of them. Uh-huh. Do you want to know an interesting stat? Two different stats that came from, I think it was like a 5,000 person thing, but it doesn't necessarily, I mean, whatever. It might not be the most, like the highest class stat in the world. Yeah, yeah. So there's one on voting and depression and voting so out of all the people in the world are in in america it said educated and not educated

men moved to the right from left and right yeah but non-educated men moved farther to the right and then it said uneducated women moved to the right and educated women moved to the left yeah so and when they mean it yeah college so basically men period over the last four or five years which it does make a lot of sense right that because you go yeah the republican message was you know essentially one of kind of masculinity in a lot of ways and And the liberal messaging is very like... War on men. Yeah, so their messaging is... So it actually does make sense that, you know, men have moved away from messaging that's very, you know, feminine, right?

But to me, the funny part is that you see people post this kind of stuff being like, yes, these smart women, like, you know, they interpreted that. Like, yes, he's smart, smart women. Like, you know, they interpreted that. Like, this is what happens when you're educated. Right. But it's also, you go, yeah, yeah, and a woman. Isn't it funny to think like,

wouldn't you, shouldn't if you kind of consider yourself the party that helps poor people, shouldn't that, shouldn't you not like the fact that you go, poor people, men and women moved away from our the fact that you go poor people men and women moved away from our party yeah yeah well yeah you know what i never understood with all the politics stuff is like this with especially with trump and they go populism they go populism it's

just like bad form of where where you're trying to just you know kind of please everyone and and it's the most bright you go what's wrong with that i never understood they go they're trying to he's trying to appeal to everyone i'm like is that what you want from a politician yeah they talk about like it's a huge negative yeah it's kind of almost should have neither positive or negative it's just a description of what they're doing yeah do you see the stat that uh the thing elon musk uh tweeted it was um distrust in the media based off of your political leanings. Okay. And so they had all the things or whatever, all the different media outlets, CNN.

But the funniest was the distrust in the Weather Network. Okay. That was one of the things. It was still like Republicans trusted the Weather Network the most, but still only 70% of them. So there's like 30% of people that are like, ah, fucking fake news weather network. I'm in that fucking 30%. I know because obviously they're wrong sometimes or whatever,

but it's so funny that people class the weather network with CNN. Yeah. You're like, it's a different thing. Yeah, it is funny. But I don't trust the weather network as far as I can throw them. I always book these shoots and stuff based around weather, and I get screwed. Yeah. They're often wrong.

You don't think that's the Lord? Buddy, I think they're winging it. I don't think they even checked. I don't even think the guy looked in. I don't think they even own a telescope. Yeah, yeah. He got nothing. He just fucking licks his finger.

He goes like one of these. I actually think. I think it's going to rain. I don't think they even own a telescope yeah yeah you got nothing he just fucking licks his finger i actually think it's gonna rain i don't know he has a this guy has a shaman situation where he has an entity inside he goes what's going on tomorrow he goes it's gonna rain and that's what i'm thinking and then uh lgbt people have said depression in women has increased yeah um lgbtq people it's increased the most yeah so like well you know some 60 of people that are lgbtq or whatever consider themselves like uh very depressed this kind of thing right i would believe that yeah but say how do you not now go okay so you go this what's what do they have in common and you go and then if you look at society you go how do you not say that it's the most tolerant it's ever been yeah so you go okay so it's the most tolerant it's ever been and they're the most depressed so it's like obviously something

else is going on here absolutely and it's obviously i mean i guess i know you can make argue it's not but to me how is it not pretty obvious that like the if you legitimately did a thing where the more victimized the class is encouraged to be the more unhappy they are yeah also yeah also kind of i think seeking identity like people who are like very concerned with seeking their identity and having like at least unhappiness yeah like because dude i know every guy you know like every guy we probably know who you're like from back home or whatever like what do you think about your identity you're like i don't yeah and i think that is a that's a better path to having you know not a chronic unhappiness yeah right absolutely so without further ado you know follow us on the patreon another episode every week.

And we're bringing in people from fucking Australia. We're bringing in big stars. Yeah, if you don't know who he is, he's a big star in Australia. He's coming here. He's doing shows. But he does big, huge theaters. So super funny comic and troublemaker. So without further ado, Isaac Butterfield. Woo! That's the start and we're in we are podcasting australian style and showed up with their whole australian crew yeah man we got a fucking uh montage

yeah dude you're the only person that rolls like a rapper that i've met since we've had at the podcast i don't fuck around i don't fuck around, mate. I don't fuck around. Well, Manager Josh and Claire. I feel like you call him Manager Josh. I think it's the move. I think it's the move. But yeah, no, Claire or Little Dixon as she goes by. We've been walking around New York. First time in New York?

First time in New York. First time in America. Nice. We've been walking around everywhere. We did 25,000 steps yesterday. We've done 15,000. city love it but everything's so fucking far away from everything yeah on the map it looks quite close you're like oh yeah i'll walk up you know right and get there and it's like a 40 minute walk to get anywhere so yeah but there's so much in between

like even if you 40 minutes like you go through so you oh this is like sometimes i'll walk around and i'll be like oh this is like I've heard of this thing. And then you just. Well, we thought, okay, we're going to grow a pair and we're going to jump on the subway. And we did that yesterday. Yeah, yeah. Good day. Good day for us.

You picked a good day. You shot a bunch of people. You picked a good day for your first time on the New York City subway. Any publicity is good publicity. And I messaged Josh because he was still asleep. And I said, oh, we're just going to jump on the subway, give it a go, see how we go. Because everyone's like, oh, it's so confusing and all this type of shit. And we were underground.

And then he's freaking out calling me. And then I answer. He's going, what'd you do? Where are you guys? I'm on fire, mate. We're in Grand Central Station. We saw a couple of terrorism police get on the subway. And I was like, oh, this must just be America.

Terrorism police everywhere. But no nah some prick fucking shot a bunch of people yeah I had I like got up yesterday and I had my mom like 10 missed calls

from my mom what'd you do yeah what'd you yeah yeah and she's like it's so funny because New York's so big

like Brooklyn I think they say if Brooklyn was its own city it would be like the fourth largest city in America oh like it's huge it's on its own and you don't get that the fourth largest city in America. Oh. Like, it's huge. It's on its own.

And you don't get that until you hear. Yeah, yeah, of course. But anyway, she's like, I'm like, I've never even been to Sunset Park. Like, you know how far that is? Right. So what happened was this guy shot a bunch of people, missed them all.

Terrible shot. Yeah, zero fatalities. And I don't know if you watched any of this stuff, but they basically like figured out who it's this guy. And he's got these wild YouTube videos. So I started going through his stuff and it's, so he basically does these like 30 minute rants. Like he's essentially a podcast.

He's a unsuccessful podcaster. His thing's called profit of truth. 88. Yeah. So he had like seven, he basically had everything that you needed for to be a podcaster the name yeah yeah he had any so apparently i don't know if you guys heard this but he did a smoke bomb yeah that was dropped a smoke bomb and then the riddler well and tried

to shoot people through the well that's that's what i was saying because he in his mind he probably was like that's probably like a tactic in the military you know they they go they're smoking it disorients you but then i guess he didn't realize it goes oh it's gonna be pretty hard to see anybody and he's wearing a gas mask well he wore a gas mask tough to see oh big time and so i guess he was like i'm just gonna just you know spray spray and then he yeah he just shot everybody in like the leg yeah yeah i missed he's got these videos like all of the wild stuff right and it's hard to even pin down what he thinks it'll be like the population needs to be reduced and he goes black people and white people shouldn't be together and then he goes white people they hate black people they think that they should be picking cotton and then

he'll he'll say he'd be like black people should be picking cotton like he's he's saying black people should be slaves and he's like he has this he's he was homeless and he's got this beef with some homeless organization highly recommend watching the videos i'm surprised we've all got a beef with the homeless organization somewhere yeah so he's and this is what i've noticed with new york is is there is a lot of mental health issues oh big time like i've never seen a little worse too it is i've never seen it's gotham city like it fucking it really is like they're like you have like fucking your arkham asylum and they're just letting them out yeah like they're just onto the street like there's a lot of people who are like jokers in training. There was a dude on our train yesterday, our subway rather, and he was just yelling and carrying on.

Everyone moves up the subway from him up the carriage. But it's very like normal. And the police get on, the terrorism police get on. And their big move is to just take him outside of the carriage. And then he's just on for the next train to come along. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how they move him along. That's all they do.

So I don't know. I see all these people. Everyone's talking to themselves. And as I said, we were walking through Harlem this morning wearing George Costanza T-shirts, my partner and I, and people are giving us looks. Partner? Little dick.

Well, I hate saying fiancé. Fiancé is a long word. what sounds worse partner this is my partner claire yeah i was walking with my fiance this morning he sounded like an absolute fucking asshole just say claire claire yeah but you don't know with mcclare it could be anyone but for my wife in three months so there you go that's the shortest word not bad um oh dude that um so you must hate all the cyclists because isn't that one of your big beefs the cyclist stuff i got three big beefs okay vegan cyclists and uh fat people yeah sure fat people fat vegan cyclists what was the third feminists okay that was like that's what sort of started me off was making fun

of those three groups and a lot of people uh of started me off, was making fun of those three groups. And a lot of people say to me, oh, you only make videos about those three. Well, they get views, but I've also done like 700 other videos on YouTube. That's on my main channel, and there's another 700 on another one. What's pissing you off right now? Fucking fat people. Yeah, that's what I'm one of them are. No, no, not fat people.

You picked the right country to come to. Well, the whole body positivity movement is hilarious because it's only for women. It's not for men. It's not for men. And if you sit and you- Yeah, like I'm not getting any modeling offers. Right?

But if you're a fat chick, people will be like, oh, you're so beautiful. You're so brave. You're so, oh my God, like look at you. And if you're a fat dude, people are just like, you're fucked, you're gross.

Also, there is legitimately, if you could be 400pound girl and you've banged tons of people. You could literally put your address out and go, hey, I'm looking for a dick tonight. Because it's easy. There's no guy that's 500 pounds who's like, I'm just a man whore. Get some fucking. Did you see Lizzo getting onto a private jet the other day? Did I? I was thinking of all week to that.

This giant fat woman that looks like if she would stand up in that, she's a fucking rock that the dime is inside. There is no way that this woman is attractive to anyone.

Well, maybe. Well, she's a niche. There's a category. She's a niche, all right. Yeah, yeah. She's a niche. Yeah, yeah. There's categories

where that's... I'm aware of the categories. I've seen them. Usually very skinny white men are also in those categories. Exactly what I'm saying. There is like, there is some sort of... Yeah, that's Napoleon Dynamite. Exactly.

Yeah, yeah. Why do giant black ladies like tiny white boys? I don't think they like them. I think it's the other way around. It's the white... Yeah. And I think that like 500 pound people aren't like insanely picky. And for some reason, trailer trash white dudes, that's their shit.

Well, since TikTok has come around, 500-pound women are now becoming quite picky. And my fiancé partner, future wife Claire and I, we talk about this all the time. Because she is, believe it or not, a female. And she often talks about how ridiculous it is for people to go out there on a public forum like TikTok or Instagram or whatever and demand that people find them attractive. And I make videos about it. And I think a lot of other people do it as well. People like Ben Shapiro, he does them as well. But I do it about the fat positivity movement.

And I just say, this is silly. It's a bad message. People die from being extremely obese. You shouldn't try to promote it. And people come back and say, you only pick on women. And I go, I know, because it's only women making these videos because dudes have mates. Dudes have friends that if they put that up,

they would be bullied mercilessly until a suicide happens. All the guys who are doing it are like, yeah, I'm working out every day. And that's it. They do it the other way. They're like, yeah, I'm 400 pounds, but I'm working out and this is my gym thing. I don't know, man. I just attack anything in the news. That's basically my thing.

No, that kind of boils down to a lot of this stuff was, it's girls telling guys what you should like. Which is funny because it's almost like, because they'll buy it with each other where they can play pretend. Like, yeah, this is what guys should like and that's actually good. But guys, there's no way any dude would be just like, yo, what

girls like is a fat slob. We had a friend of ours who was saying he was friends with this girl who was a model and she was politically conservative and she said it's, this girl who was, like, a model. And I guess she was, like, politically conservative. And she said it's, like, the ultimate insult to get asked to do a Victoria's Secret. Because if you get asked, they think you're, like, it's the assumption is, like, oh, you're gross. The ultimate insult. Like, for a model.

The ultimate. For someone who's, like, this big-time model, you know. I think there's other insults. No, we're not. Like, you ugly cunt. You ugly cunt. Yeah, maybe. Like, there are other insults that are worse than that but yeah this is this pretend world and it's because it's because people aren't out farming or

chasing animals to kill and hunt they just gotta come out with problems right they need issues i saw a really good one um so snap i don't know if you know like you i know you're always getting in trouble on tiktok but snapchat if you ever check it out it's like the hub of like wild stuff like that yeah and it's like promoted by snapchat like they pay people to make this stuff and one of them was this girl and her like skin was falling off and stuff like that which is you yeah that sucks right she's got some disease where her skin's falling off and stuff and the premise of the video was she's like i'm going on this blind date with this guy and this is what she has to deal with that you know she doesn't know how she's going to feel about her skin.

And it was like, yo, if your skin's falling off, probably mention that before you go on the date. You're a snake. Yeah. You're a fucking snake. Let him know you're a snake. What are you talking about? It's like, dude, don't do this. I would never.

I would never go on a date and say,'ve you know i've got a bit a little a little bit a bit of jock itch at the moment and you must love me because i've got jock itch at the moment my tinny is picking up like fuck off well yeah they're fucking women well how many times they'd be like oh i met with this dude and he had a hat on all the photos and he was bald or whatever something like that right i'm not bald yeah but balding well another problem being bald but like uh they'll say it was like you were trying to hide it it's like okay well imagine they took that off and no skin whatsoever yeah is that okay your skull scrape your makeup off you're lying fuck

but makeup is hilarious you watch those tiktok videos or any video where they they they start looking like a normal human being or gross right and then they pile it on and then they look amazing. Yeah. Like imagine waking up next to that. Yeah. You just go. I've dated a girl that was able to do the transformation. But dude, this is me every day.

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thrice okay you got three what were they they were a joke about uh the holocaust well it wasn't what did you say that it wasn't so much a joke well i said that it wasn't so much a joke bring it back uh it was a t-shirt actually bring it back uh it was a so i was about to go on stage and we all know that feeling we're about to go on stage We're pumped up Ready to go You're in the zone You're ready for someone In the front row to say I fucking hate you

Or whatever And you go back and forth And I'm very aggressive With hecklers Yeah I was in that Destroy them some might say Well no

Just like Fuck you I hope you die I hope you commit suicide All that type of shit Just real It depends If they're nice people

Australian bloke shit I feel like in Australia These are all like endearment. Yeah. That's what you say to your mates. Have a great day, mate. Kill yourself. You're fucking wanker. So a lady messages me.

And I'm at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. My first time at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. I can't remember what the bit was. It was about something about Jewish people. Well, not about you. I don't know. It was about something. Anyway, she emailed me from the night before.

She said, I loved everything in your show. And meanwhile, I'm doing jokes about the Catholic Church, all that type of shit. Whatever. You're talking about everything. Everything. And she said, I loved everything, which is hilarious, but the joke you did about Jewish people in the Holocaust,

you should never joke about that, right? And I was fired up and I wanted to say something back because I was pissed off. I was like, fuck off, lady. How can you laugh at all these other people's misery but you can't laugh at your own? Yeah. So I said to her, if you can't stand the heat,

get out of the oven. Now that got out. That got out. But this is my, and I get why it's not cool because it's by email. Imagine like just being this lady and getting that back. Like, you fucking asshole. No tone.

So I get it. How'd you get your email? Oh, it's just my email. And I get a lot of weird emails. Some dude's been threatening to kill me for about eight years now. It's great. Really? Yeah, he's a real nice guy.

But he's in Perth, and apparently a lot of people in Perth get, like, people who have, like, followings get, like, death threats from this one dude. Why? That's his thing. Don't know. So he just hates comics. he no not just comics like i make these videos about this one lady called vegan booty do you know vegan oh he's like a simp to everyone he chased her down the street saying

he's he's you you isaac butterfield i don't know what he said he said something crazy and she thought he was one of uh my supporters and i messaged her. I said, no, no, this dude's insane. Like, go to the police. This is bad. Because he's like, I know where you live and all this. It's just mad. It's funny that the two of you are becoming friends over this. We became friends.

It's great. She's actually a really nice person. She's just fucking insane. Like, she belongs on a subway in a cloud of smoke. No, she's good. And so anyway, I got in trouble for that whole sort of thing. That was my first cancellation, and it was full on. Was she Jewish, the lady?

First time is the deepest. It was. It did cut the deepest because I was like, oh, my God. But what I realized was it's great. It's so good for your career, and the rest of the show is all sold out, of course, because it was in every paper. If you have a TV show gig, it's not good. But, yeah, if you're just on the internet, it's better. Well, if you have sold out, of course. Okay. Right? Because it was in every paper. If you're not in the, if you have like a TV show gig, it's not good. But yeah, if you're like just on the internet, it's better.

Well, if you have people in charge of you. Yeah, yeah. But the Melbourne Comedy Festival, they stood up for me. Really? They said, no, no, we don't agree with the joke, which is hard to agree with the joke. Yeah. But you agree with the- But you agree that it is a joke.

It's not real. That's what I'm saying. I don't really mean any of that. Of course. It's a play on words. It's a pun. I got canceled for a pun. And so it real. I don't really mean any of that. It's a play on words. It's a pun. I got cancelled for a pun. And so it did really

really well. It was in the Israel Times. Like it went everywhere. So people were mad at me. But that was like 2019 or 2018. Step it up to after the Christchurch massacre. A terrible event. Horrible. I think it was 53

Muslim people were killed in there on facebook live too right it was like stream yeah no i shared it and there it was horrible right this this white supremacist dude who was like the guy you're talking about just the things he had a youtube channel things he was saying were mad this guy was just screws loose everywhere and he went over there with all these guns i don't know how he got them because i'm pretty sure guns are illegal in in new New Zealand as well in Australia insane

that's why I've been playing with guns in America since we got here anyway so I say and the bit is

and I said it in my special in front of we were talking about it before nearly 2,000 people in front of this special and I did it all over the world I did it in 8 different countries every time I told this joke

I got a almost a standing ovation not Not always a standing ovation, but an ovation. It was one of your hot bits. Well, it wasn't even a hot bit. It was just at the start. And because no one had joked about it, even up until this point. So basically, the whole thing is, and why it's funny, I believe, is because

you take people down a dark path and they don't expect it. They do not expect it. And the whole thing is the saddest thing about the Christchurch massacre wasn't the 53 innocent Muslim people who died. It was the thousands of others that night in Christchurch who couldn't make it home because all the cabbies were dead. Fucked up, right? And why it's funny and why people get shocked by it

and it ends up in an ovation is because people do not expect it. It's like a horror movie. It's a jump scare. And obviously I don't mean that. So my special comes out a year later. It gets clipped on Twitter. That's always wild when there's an after. Yeah.

Like 18 months after I first started saying it and people were like, oh, this is too soon. I was like, bitch, if you knew how serious I said it, you would have been fucking horrified. You were like, ew. And so anyway, it goes out. Every media company reports on it it's massive um this is right when covid sort of hit too so everyone was wearing masks so i was cool i was just like yeah man can't see me um and i wear a beard mask that covers my whole

beard so i was just like you couldn't tell who i was which was great uh but i had on instagram you get dms you get message requests yeah i had 75,000 just all horrible shit just like 75k madness so so you can only get 10,000 no you can only get a thousand ago in a go like it goes up to a thousand and then it just doesn't matter how many you have it just says a thousand so i deleted it i deleted it like 75 times right and i was just like oh my god this is mad and people from all over the world i just hated i mean there's a lot of muslims in the world it's like a and i've had personal conversations with most of the amount of them and so um you know i made videos and uh like the whole thing about not apologizing and all that shit that it's not you know i don't really believe this obviously it's a horrible tragedy uh but we have to be able to joke about horrible

shit even you know and if someone was in the audience in new zealand when i said that who had a family member died then that's fucked that's horrible for that person but a lot of jokes offend a lot of people and upset a lot of people so So we can't... Either everything's okay or nothing's okay. That whole thing. So that was the second time. And the third time was just recently. I made a... Killed a guy. And all I said was something about this jumping castle incident in Tasmania.

They were in a jumping castle and... Like for kids? Yeah, for kids. And at the end of the school year for like 10-year-old kids and all this wind got underneath it, picked them up, and like 10 kids died. Horrible. And I go to Tasmania and I've got this.

Now what am I going to spank it to? They didn't live stream it, which was really upsetting. And I got this bit about skipping and how they sing uh ring-a-ring-a-rosie and it's about the black death they should do one about covid that type of shit it's not very good but i like it and uh i say obviously i'd have to do that joke about skipping not about jumping castles here that's all i said yeah and then the premier who's the governor of tasmania where it happened was like this guy's not funny this is horrible and all the tasmanian people were freaking out and so yeah now i'm here that one the tasmanian people were freaking out. So yeah, now I'm here.

The Tasmanian one, that feels like it didn't sting as hard. No, well now I'm just... You're the third one and you're like, he's a veteran. Literally, it was me trying to ham it up. I was like, come on, come on, cancel me, cancel me, because it's great for business. It's great for business. And I'm on tour in Australia at the moment,

so I'm like, please, cancel me, please. Yeah, your new special is just you yelling the ad. And what is the attempted cancellation? Just cancel your dates? Like, do they call up the venues and they go, this is the only time a cancellation, this is the fourth one that doesn't actually really exist. Because I deleted it all.

3.5 cancellations. I deleted it all because it was dangerous. There's a band called BTS. Yeah, yeah. The Korean pop band. Yeah. And all I said was literally, I don't like them because they're attacking a friend. There's a band called BTS Yeah yeah The Korean pop band Yeah And I literally All I said was literally

I don't like them Because they're attacking a friend Well not them personally Not like the Korean people Yeah they showed up But their fans Are you talking shit about our music Their stans

They were going hard After one of my mates Stans are fucking scary Full on stans So I was like Nah fuck I made this video Like I said

Fuck these guys Fuck BTS Not knowing any of their music Just fucking around And I got on a. I made this video. I said, fuck these guys. Fuck BTS. Not knowing any of their music. Just fucking around. And I got on a plane. I posted the video. Got on a plane. Land an hour later.

And it had like 400,000 views on Twitter. And I'm getting hammered from every angle. Like these people going, he's a racist. He's that. And all this stuff. Oh, because you don't like them? Because I didn't like them. Get out of here.

And I was just like, oh, this is hilarious. And then they started messaging the venues I was playing at. Oh, yeah. They were canceling shows pretending to be my management. That's smart, Anthony. That's so smart. That's so smart. These are not your fucking operating.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, this is too full on. I've got to delete this shit. And I just backed away. You deleted it? Because they're crazy. Whoa. I didn't even really do it.

I was just fucking around. Because mostly people, they get mad and they go, you know, they call the venue, go, this guy's a bad person. You know, he said this, cancel his shows and they go, okay, or whatever, but they don't pretend

to be making fake letterheads. They were going after it. So the scariest of all the people that were mad at you, like legitimately, like massacres Jewish people. And yeah, yeah, K-pop. 13-year-old girls.

They went hard. I've sort of seen that, like, you know old girls. They went, they went hard. And it's, I sort of seen that like, you know, like Count Dankula, that dude. Yeah. Yeah. Like,

I feel like he got into it, like the Nicki Minaj people. He did. And it really did seem like the whole fucking internet, like was a, like that's a swarm bigger than any. You don't want to do it. Trans swarms aren't even as big as like.

You don't want to do it. You don't want to do it. You don't want to do it. Stay away from the K as big as like You don't want to do it You don't want to do it Stay away from the K-pop It's dangerous K-pop is like If you want to make some noise Attack BTS Gotcha

But you will regret it Don't do it Don't do it They're a great band by the way Fucking love them Best So why Okay so

Vegans and cyclists Why Vegans is more obvious I guess why you hate them But what's the What's your beef with vegans is more obvious i guess why you hate them but what's the what's your beef with vegans no pun intended um oh it's just they're annoying they're annoying and they're all they always bite back always you make fun of them okay always come back and that's why it's funny

that's why it's fun because they're they were we talked about this a bit the vegans were the original annoying people yeah it's literally just bullying people. Yeah. That's what I do for a living. I bully them, they come back, and I bully them again. Yeah, yeah. And if it works, it takes a little storyline, and then you forget about it. And then it ruins their life for a while.

And they just don't realize that if they just say nothing, that it just goes away. Yeah, because I'm waiting for someone to say something. Of course. Because I put out four videos a week. I need to have a story. And that's sort of how it works with those guys. I genuinely don't care.

Like, that's my whole thing. People are like, why do you, I don't give a fuck, eat whatever you want. But, you know,

if you're going to, if you're going to come back at me, then we're going to have videos and it's going to be fun. So you're constantly going back and forth

with the vegans. Anyone. I've said on videos, like, because I've made too many on vegans and I've said, listen,

I will not make any more unless they absolutely deserve it and then two weeks later this vegan booty lady's standing in the middle of louis vuitton with the tits out covered in period blood and i go what do you want me to do do you want me to not make the video you know those ones are yeah the tits out is so great i thought there is a few of those things lately. There was one I saw recently. It was basically Down Syndrome drag. Hot, yeah. Did you see it? Yeah. So there's all these Down Syndrome guys doing drag,

and you go, this feels like it should be a scandal. You know in Billy Madison where he comes in and he's got the old people working? Yeah. If you go, hey, there's this person that's in charge of these, they run this thing, and you come to pick up your son, and he's got him dressed as a girl running around. That feels like a scandal.

Well, you try and fire that bad boy up, Brian. See how that goes? Yeah. But there's no way that, I mean, maybe no way, but what are the chances that a bunch of Down syndrome guys, at the same time,

are like, yo, we feel like we're actually shooting aggressive women's clothing. I mean, it was a scandal on like Blaze TV. Okay. They're not going to form a union to try and fight the decisions. But yeah, it is. And people love that. And it's like sort of the social justice brownie points.

Like this person is a Down syndrome transgender drag person. Yeah. That person will win the presidency of America because that is so socially like just. Yes. This person is perfect you know you can't that person cannot have a scandal they're so perfect but yeah um i don't know i just pick anything that's how i that's how i make videos i just pick anything that's in the news and i make a video how did cyclists get in the news what's the cycle they're just cunts like you just they ride too slow that's literally it yeah oh why you get stuck behind them yeah that's

it in your car and there was there was it started with some dude who was heaps like aggressive and tried to fight some guy this is years ago and that's when it started and then he went back and he was a vegan cyclist now so this is how this this whole thing can be tracked back to this one dude and it just spreads from that but my my youtube channel i do you know i do my podcasts and i do these videos and i do these videos and i do other things about all these different types of people in society i do ghost documentaries i've done one where we went hunting for bigfoot all that type of shit i do weird shit yeah yeah i just throw shit out yeah and something sticks that's what i'm after are my favorite one that

me and danny were talking about that happened recently do you know who this guy andy noah is yes so he like he's this dude that hates Antifa. Yeah, he's a journalist. And Mumford & Sons guy. That's when he got kicked out of Mumford & Sons because he posted it. He said that Andy Ngo's book's good, right? So Andy got attacked by Antifa, right?

Oh, he got the milkshake or whatever. Oh, yeah. They throw a fucking... I think they threw a milkshake at him. Antifa's his vegans for you he gets yeah he gets just like

beaten assaulted I mean he's crazy because he's like this small Asian guy and then he'll just go to like something knowing like nobody's gonna protect him

he's about to get pepper sprayed didn't he get hit with a fucking bar clock at one point oh yeah something like that I can remember him

getting smacked I think he got hit too I could be wrong because I know he got a milkshake I could be wrong because I know he got a milkshake thrown on him but then I think also there was something where they were like

taking, when the milkshaking thing was popular but then they were taking quick dry cement and then they were throwing them. Yeah, that's not good.

You go, it's just a milkshake but it's actually just like a fucking rock. Yeah. Right, so basically, recently there's this guy Thor Benson

who's like a writer for these places like Slate and stuff like that. Daily Beast. Yeah, yeah. And then he tweets this. He goes, I just ran into Andy Ngo at a bar in New Orleans. I politely told him he's a garbage person.

And then people are commenting like, is he there? And he goes, he just left. I think my comments made him nervous or whatever. And then it turns out Andy Ngo is like, I'm not in New Orleans. So he just bullies up poor Asians. Yeah, he just like i guess they all look alike this guy and so and this guy and then he kind of like doubled yeah but it was the best thing ever because he goes yeah i'm not completely completely the idea of being like that's the 10th time i've given andy noah peace of my mind every time i'm so weird he's in every city I go to I just went to the Fucking gay Rub and Doug

Fucking Andy Norton Just shows up I gave him shit There was The Korean zombie Just fought in Florida We were down there For the UFC

He was fighting against Alexander Volkanovski That's sort of one of the reasons We were here Oh you went to that? Yeah Incredible I don't know if you've been to UFC

It's fucking the greatest So good And There was Korean Zombie was there. So all these Korean dudes are there. And this American lady walks up to this group of Koreans. And she's like, hey, are you the Korean Zombie? And they're like, what?

What do you mean are we the Korean Zombie? Like, what the fuck do you mean? She goes, oh, sorry, you look like the Korean Zombie. And I was like, did that American lady just ask you if you were the Korean? If all of you collectively collectively were the korean zombie yeah so apparently american people are just inherently racist towards asian people and asian people cop it well they're all and dixon says this all the time she's like asian people cop it from everyone they're like everyone's like everyone's just racist towards asian people it's gonna stop it's gonna stop i mean here it's

it's like it's been really, especially with like the subway stuff because it's like Asian people have been getting pushed in front of trains. Like, but it's pretty much exclusively. Or Andy knows multiply. Yeah, or Andy knows multiply. But like, so you said, like you saw the police on the down in the subways,

but six months ago there was, you would rarely see police. And then so many incidents were happening and that they're like, so now. Why would they not be there, though? That's like the obvious place. Well, there's so many train stations that I'm like, they just don't. And I don't know if you like it.

Go when you see cops in New York. Okay, go look at them. Some of them, you're like, are you like 20? Like, I think in New York, you just sign up to be a police officer. Like, that's what it is. Like, you just pass a little thing. It's like a couple, like, it's not an extensive thing. Like, sometimes their uniforms don't fit well.

You know, like, they just, it doesn't look like. Or a fat dude. Yeah. Or whatever. They're just like, they just like need bodies. And people don't want to do it, especially with all the defund the police stuff. Yeah. They're just like, it's tough to get.

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I appreciate their time and their efforts. So they did the the big article the asexual community has a racism problem of course yeah yeah yeah but so they go the ace community has a racism problem the ace community yeah they like calling themselves the ace i mean not a bad i mean i mean it's one of the better ones yeah yeah fucking get over yourself ace is amazing because it is they're sort of they want to be attached to the LGBT thing, right? But their whole thing is that we just don't have sex with anyone, which is hilarious to come out of the closet to your parents

as essentially like, I'm not attracted to anyone. I don't have sex, dad. Do you jerk off if you're ace? I don't know. No, they don't like anyone, I don't think. So you're just not. I think that. No, they don't like anyone, I don't think. So you're just not. I think that, because I feel like an Australian dad specifically, if you came out and you're like, dad, I have something to tell you,

like I'm not getting any pussy ever, and I'm like, that's the way I want to live my life. It's because you're a fucking weak cut. You're a fucking, find some pussy. Australian dads are going to love that, right? Australian dads would beat the shit out of you if you came and said that like if my dad heard me say that

he'd be like what the fuck do you mean yeah like are you are you gay are you no I don't like

and you go worse I'm I'm almost trans yeah but there's also people that are attracted to themselves self like

what's that called surely you would know yeah there is self sexual called you surely you would yeah there is no sexual surely you would know surely no there is one of those things where it's the you know the only way i can come is like you know staring at myself in the mirror kind of thing i think there's more people who do that than you would think like more people who would jerk off over themselves than you would think like something we've all had sex near a mirror and you've looked at yourself horrifying horrifying it's like have you ever seen yourself on top like in in the top position and looked in

a mirror and you're just like i look like i'm molesting this ball it's hard to get a good angle on yourself terrifying so i you know i you know i give it up to the dudes who are shooting like the the sort of pov porn like right They seem to enjoy looking at themselves rooting, fucking. Though the POVs, you're not in it. Your cock's in it. Oh, your cock's in it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's, you know, that's a fair bit. That's a lot of yourself. That's a good chunk. That's an important chunk. It may not be a big chunk,

but it's an important chunk. Well, they said that, so the ace community is what, yeah, that's their hip name because they're trying to be like sort of a thing. They go, it's increasingly obvious the more time I've spent time here. It's also something I've been told not to speak up about because it isn't good for our

image. So she, don't tell anyone we're racist. Whose image is that? It's not good for anybody. Dad, I'm asexual, but don't tell anyone we're racist as well. Yeah. It's not good for anybody. Dad, I'm asexual, but don't tell anyone we're racist as well. Yeah, and it is also, there's like the idea that the ace community comes up like they're the mafia. Like, hey, what's this?

Do they have datings? Anyone find anyone attractive yet? Nope. Good. You're still in the club. Yeah. Good. So you don't do any.

Also, how many just like middle-aged women probably like haven't had sex in a couple of years? You know what I mean? Yeah. Some mother that, you know what I mean? I don't do any. Also, how many just like middle-aged women probably like haven't had sex in a couple of years? You know what I mean? Yeah. Some mother that, you know what I mean? I don't need this. I don't need to fuck anyone. I don't need to cum anymore.

And she doesn't need really the whole community support behind her. But if she had a big black cock just jammed in her, she'd be like, I'm back, baby. I'm back. Take me back. And we'll walk in. I feel like most of these are just really just depressed ugly people i saw a picture she's not even that ugly this girl yeah but no she's fine she's fine i think she's just like maybe depressed it goes like they just feel nothing

because she's probably on antidepressants probably right and that dulls your orgasm or makes it really hard for you to orgasm yeah so you know dude the that's the idea of like if you're if you go okay i haven't had sex for three weeks, three months or three years, and you go, dude, I've got to start a collection of people like me. Yeah. Essentially virgins. Yeah, Reddit. Reddit.

Just anyone on Reddit. We need to get together and not bone, I guess. Have you ever read like Reddit sections about yourself? No. I try not to. Reddit's one site that i i feel like because i have a go there i have a site that whenever i do videos for example it tells me like hey there's a you know 20 reddit threads about this or whatever but i don't look at that

don't because it's just fucking no it's not everything about me is just heinous they hate me like on reddit they fucking hate my guts it's just like he's the most unfunny piece of shit that's ever existed. And I get where they're coming from because my videos are very different to my stand-up. Like I pride myself on my stand-up. And people say to me at shows, they're like, oh, your stand-up is like so much better than your videos. I'm like, thank you, but also, fuck off. It's just different because in videos, I'm trying to get a point across and speak for 13 minutes. In a show, I'm trying to make you laugh every, you know, 15 to 30 seconds.

It's very, very different. But yeah, Reddit fucking hates me. I think Reddit's just extremely like autistically left. Autistically left. I think they kicked it. Well, they kicked everybody out. Reddit isn't that. They get rid of it.

Yeah, they just boot everybody. Yeah, they just boot it. So don't get mad. But I feel like TikTok, everyone's always getting mad at you too. Oh, well, I did this thing Yeah, they just booed it. What about, but I feel like TikTok, everyone's always getting mad at you too. Oh, well, I did this thing. You're always boasting about that. I did this thing about that female body hair is unattractive.

Yeah. And I said, female body hair is unattractive. And then I went on to talk about why I think it's unattractive. Gets in your mouth. Gets in your mouth. BO, it smells. I'm mainly talking about underarm hair. And I'm not talking about just a bit of growth. I'm mainly talking about underarm hair and I'm not talking about

just a bit of growth I'm talking about full bush they have some pretty wild ad campaigns in New York that I saw yesterday like big billboard

girl with her arms up under it's like there was this one thing where it's a little bit like it's none of your business if I have underarm hair it's like

why are your arms up in the air stop looking at it and it's like a razor yeah yeah like they're running out of ways to sell razors so i had this one arms up for the photo so crazy it went super viral and but you know when you stitch something on tiktok it just has the first couple of seconds of what i was saying so i just in in when you stitch it i don't you don't see what I'm saying in the whole thing. It's just me going, women with underarm hair are disgusting. So it just goes everywhere.

To the point where Dr. Phil's people reach out, they want me on Dr. Phil. Really? So I do everything. The sound check, the whole thing. And some underarm girl is going to be like, catch me outside. That's how you really pop. Shave me outside. Shave me outside.

I do the sound check And everything And they drop the They drop the angle For whatever reason The day before So I was filthy Come on You were gonna do it Like you were

Where did they They were gonna do it on On Zoom Which was also bad But you were gonna be a villain On Dr. Phil Which I was so excited for I was like

This is great Cause in my podcast studio I got a background like you guys I got bits Knick knacks That sort of tell a bit of a story I've got uh um military helmets behind me because i'm really i really like i'm a big fan of world war ii i'm really into it yeah but i love it i will find out after the show uh i'm really into the antiques from from that and on you know one side i've got

an australian one i've got an american one in the middle and I've got a German one with a big Nazi, not a big Nazi symbol, but a Nazi symbol there. And people actually got up me for saying it's a Nazi helmet. They said, no, no, not all Germans were Nazis. And I was like, I'm not getting involved in this conversation. But it was there right behind me and the camera was like this and you could only see the German one.

So there was no context. So the producer's like, you probably need to move that. And I was like, yeah, I don't need to go on dr phil with a fucking nazi symbol behind me those those fucking articles write themselves yeah do that you just say you're fucking in ukrainian uh military or whatever it's all good again well oh i thought you said did i say no no no that's what you say no i'm just pro ukraine pro ukraine pro ukraine you comment out on dr phil and you just have like five different shavers and you're like it's just like a proper villain

girls should do it I think girls should be bald girls shouldn't even have hair at all you're a fucking gross pig they're like hey do you think that are you attracted to underage girls is that why you think women shouldn't have bodies it's a hard one to come back from too

it's like no no no that's not what i'm saying it's not what i'm saying but yes well it's just like you should not have hair well i don't know dudes shave their beard does that mean you're like creepy missing boys if you're like a guy who doesn't have a beard exactly and that was my argument back but you don't they don't hear that argument they're just in the comment section going yeah you've done it you've done it you've done it you've destroyed yeah you're like i don't like girls that have underage or that armpit hair and then you go you're a pedophile it's a great there's no comeback there's no comeback well okay how about this though like girls who groom their eyebrows right so any girl that like grooms their eyebrows or like has like

a unibrow and they pluck it when they pluck that hair out am i a pedophile if i prefer that look as well exactly and you know who you know vosh is yeah he called me a groomer because i that's rich i groom people to the alt-right oh he's saying you're uh groom people the alt-right for like that's how it starts you're just like you know what pipeline yeah you go you know what under armpit hair like i don't know i think girls are hotter when they don't have it and then fuck off man that's how you that's how you get a man vegans and cyclists and fat chicks, and you're calling me a groomer to the alt-right. You're talking about, like, you see it as like,

I'm talking about like Australian bloke shit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's kind of what I feel. I'm being more realistic. I'm not living in the university or college world. I'm living in the real world where things are looked at not under this massive, you know, microscope or in a way where you're analysing everything in the macro

and you're living in this perfect world. I'm living in reality where we're looking at things how, you know, I'm on a subway next to a black guy. I don't think about how many things have gone wrong in his life and how it's got to here. I'm thinking of him as a human being. I'm just like living. I'm just living in the world.

But you're saying you don't have some political message. I do not have an agenda. And this is what freaks people out. It's because I actually spruiked the left-wing party in Australia. You whated them? I spruiked them. I would vote for them. I talk about why I would vote for them.

What does spruik mean? Spruik means a spruiker is someone outside of a shop. Come on in. We've got $10 here. This is that and that's a spruiker. So in Australia, if you're spruiker is someone outside of a shop. Come on in. We've got $10 here. This is that. That's a spruiker. So in Australia, if you're spruiking someone, I spruik for you guys. I love your podcast.

It's great stuff. Listen to it. Oh, you're like promoting. Endorse it. So I would actually say in Australia right now, there's an election coming up. You should vote for the Labor Party. Okay. Because the Liberal Party, which is the opposite in Australia, it's fucking weird.

The right-wing party hate free speech. They're going against free speech. So you have to go to the left-wing side, right? Yeah. And that freaks people out. They're like, oh, but he's right-wing because he hates fat chicks, but he's left-wing because he's left, he's liberal, he's liberal, he's left-wing politics for sort of things like

Medicare and Medicaid and all that type of stuff, like free health care. But he also hates fat chicks, so he's pipeline groomer to the right wing. I like to confuse people. Yeah. It's good. Well, that was one thing. It's funny that it's 10 years behind. They're almost the other way around,

where the right wing's still the anti-free speech party. Yeah, it is weird. It is weird. But they're up to date with everything else. Right else right yeah they're still on all the other stuff although the left-wing leader uh anthony albanese in australia he's just come out and said he doesn't like the woke side of politics and he's on the left wing he's the left wing and that's what i don't like about their kind of like an andrew yang type he's trying to get a little more of the center he is he's more of a centrist and i like that because that's the worry with the left-wing party is the fucking insane human beings that have not been medicated that

come with it you know the fucking oh man there are people in australia that you would look at well i'm in america so fuck you know what i'm talking about just yeah the people are like you know you don't understand how they come they haven't lived in the real world. I see down there you've got a Jocko Willink. That's kind of a joke. Is it? Have you read his book? No. It's good.

It's good. I thought it was funny. I thought it was really interesting. I've been reading it at the moment on the plane, just so I fit in. You get jacked? I just want to punch on with flight attendants. It's fucking good.

That's what happens. You read the Jocko Willink's book and you go out into the subway, you're shaving girls' armpits. Dropping smoke bombs Yeah that's how you get hyped up Yeah it was It's a good book

It's the one about Leadership And teams And stuff like that It's not so much about The getting up at three o'clock Yeah he talks about Getting up at three

Is a bit hectic The fuck that You don't Anyone who says They get up at three Is depressed What time do you go to sleep at? Don't do it

You don't need to You got all of the day I do all my writing My stand up writing Videos I write in the day Stand up I write at night I put on Beethoven Or Mozart

And I write with a whiskey That's how much of a fucking asshole I am Yeah like an artist Yeah And I write like cum jokes Yeah To Beethoven Do you think that's what Mozart wanted?

It is funny when you're writing You're like stand up garbage But you're like I need silence This is very important work I have to do And you're like cum Cum, how funny is cum? It sort of tastes like coconut But yeah, it's

I don't know that personally I've never shot in my mouth Shot in my beard though But you're happy with the Jocko Willink's book I like it, it's good It's good discipline I think it's called extreme ownership and it's very true. What's the message? The message is you have to

take extreme ownership over everything. For your show, your producer's late. This is wrong. This hasn't turned up. You forgot to hit record. This person should have done that. Fuck that. Don't blame other people. Blame yourself. Because obviously you as the leader weren't doing enough. That's sort of the overall message. And I think it's important

because if you are always trying to find other people to blame, then you're never going to come across the thing in whatever you're trying to do that will be the ticket to success, whatever that happens to be to you. Do you follow a lot of those kind of like how to live your life guys? Not a lot of them,

but I think it's important for a lot of people to hear shit that they didn't hear from their father or they didn't hear from a a person that sort of resembles someone who is someone they look up to because a lot of people just sort of glide through life and they never they never really come across anything that is or they or they hit they hit these walls and they get stuck behind them forever that was the funny thing with jordan peterson stuff was he was just like here's these pretty practical things that everybody's like yeah he said that one bad thing though so we're just gonna live our shitty life people go oh he told you to clean your room you're not gonna it's but it's a metaphor for life clean the shit around

you yeah you know if you read if you have you read jordan peterson's book it's fucking so convoluted and hard to understand not uh yeah i read this one i didn't read the next one it's tough it's tough to get get around it but once you understand it and you understand where he's coming from and this is a supremely intelligent person trying to talk to people who are completely retarded like myself yeah it's tough made a statement on the you know the number one political issue that's what happened but do you think that what we're we've been uh talking about this a bit but we have some new inside information but the elon musk thing, I did a poll on Twitter.

I said, do you think that Elon Musk has the cojones to buy Twitter or this is like a big publicity stunt for him? And I felt like I was leaning towards publicity stunt. Most people, like 70%, thought that Elon Musk is going to buy Twitter right now and turn it into like a free speech haven kind of thing. What do you think? If he does, it's the biggest baller move of all time. To take

the most controlled area of free speech on the internet and make it hostile takeover. It's massive. And I think he's one of these people that would just do it. Why not? I want to believe that. This is where I'm making fun of other people being like,

they idolize these politicians. But then you go, it's easy to be like, fuck, Elon's going to be the fucking sickest dude. He's going to save the world. And you're just like, I feel like he keeps promising stuff and not doing it. So I'm like, am I getting fucking suckered into this thing? You may well be. He promised a Cybertruck.

Still haven't seen that. I paid my deposit. Haven't got my fucking Cybertruck. Really? So it was only $100, but still. He might do it. Or it's a good move for him anyway, because it just builds his personal brand.

That's what I feel like is to some degree happening. But we know people who know him, and I've been bugging them all all week, being like, yo, what's going on with Elon? Is he doing this and both separate people basically said and they were with him like recently they're like no this is his plan like he's not he doesn't really he's not money focused right now obviously the trailer well yeah they're like obviously the company he wants to you know make money i mean

that's you know otherwise you're essentially you're you're going to go to jail if you like sabotage a publicly traded company but then they're like he cares about this and he really believes like this problem that he wants to fix the only reason he might do it is he goes he's not even sure that this is actually going to help that's what they were saying yeah which i to me i'm like yeah i guess that's what he will say if he doesn't do it i mean i think he's gonna i think he's gonna go by the rest of it you think so he's gonna go by well that's 40 41 that he needs okay and then he'll have i think he bought 9.2 yes he needs 41 more i'll tell you what this is my last straw with him i'll go if he does do this i'll concede that if the sickest like guy but the funniest

take slash worst take with this whole thing which people are like yeah he's just doing it for the because like the stock went up and he goes he made 150 million dollars he's just doing it for the money and you're like no that's nothing but he's a businessman as well like but it's like this is insignificant to him of course of course but also he's got $250 billion. Yeah, absolutely. So yeah, because people say it's an expensive joke and you're like, well, actually the joke made him money. Yeah. Well, wasn't someone saying, imagine if he took over, took 51% and then made Dogecoin

as the primary way people were paid on it? Yeah. Which he could. Which he could. I mean, the main thing too is what a lot of the other people are like, because someone was floating, oh, he's going to become CEO. And you're like, sure. A lot of people are like, I fucking hope not.

He's doing all this other shit. You're like, how do you have time for this? He wouldn't. He would do what he does with all these companies. He would be the face. He would be the CEO, whatever you want to call it. And he would just have all these people running it for him. He's pretty involved in the Tesla stuff.

Yeah, apparently he is. Yeah, he's very involved. He also doesn sleep you know have you watched like the rogan podcast with him i love listening to them because the way he thinks he's like a computer he loads every information he loads he thinks so deeply about every question dude he's the number one guy on podcast when i listen to him where i go fuck did this pause like i think like podcast pause yeah he sounds like a robot. But he also takes 10 seconds sometimes to answer a question, like on Lex Friedman.

I give him a double speed listen. Yeah, but I, like, honestly, like, pull out my phone and be like, does this shit pause? There was a dude where we checked in at our hotel the other day, and he welcomed both of, like, so Josh is staying in one room, Claire and I are staying in another room, and he welcomed us individually and read the same script but we're standing next to each other.

He's like, welcome to the Hampton Inn, it's great to have you. He's a robot. And then he said, and we have great options with our Wi-Fi bundles if you would like to buy one of those. Wi-Fi bundles? Welcome to the Hampton Inn, it's fantastic to have you here. And then I went to interrupt and He goes, just one second. We have fantastic Wi-Fi bundles.

I was like, oh, my God. What is happening here? And he winked. Winked at both of us. When I said, what time's checkout? And he goes, 10 a.m. Come on. And then he winked at another thing like that.

And I'm like, what the fuck is this dude doing? That simulation stuff. Yeah. Well, Claire's thing was, or it might have been Josh's thing, was he must just be on so many meds. Yeah, he's just going through the motions. Going through the motions. And I think a lot of people have to be to sort of,

I couldn't work a normal job ever again. I'd be terrified to do that. Yeah. Terrified. What'd you do before stand-up? I was in, I did a lot of things. I worked security. I was in marketing.

Oh, you'd be a good security guy. Well, I wasn't. I can't fight. I've never been in a fight. Really? I don't know. I don't know. But I've done jiu-jitsu and stuff like that.

You seem like a top guy, though. You probably don't have to fight that much. Yeah, I've had a few concussions, so I don't know where I am at the moment. But it's weird when you – I was talking about this. Who was I talking to the other day? We're at the UFC. We went there to interview Dana White. That's a nice little name drop.

It was really, really cool. He's an amazing dude. Nice. Amazing dude. amazing dude we they said well we got 10 minutes with him we end up spending 45 minutes with him come on great dude good hang great yeah yeah we're in each other's dms now so i'm just joking off every night um and um he set that up no i set that up okay josh doesn't do shit um no i i work with the ufc in australia and they set it up and well i was coming over here i said can i interview dana and they went yeah okay i was like all right you know you're asking you shall receive and we spoke about a lot of things we spoke about um the the whole pandemic in australia and the way that uh the australian government

handled it and it's insane are you were you in one of those states that was crazy there? No. Well, yes. We were all in states that were pretty full on. In New South Wales, where I live, I live two hours north of Sydney, to give you some context. And every morning at 11 o'clock, the governor, the premier, we call it there.

Some people call it premier, but that's... That's what it is in Canada. Right, okay. So the governor, premier the premier, we'll call it there. Some people will call it premier, but that's... That's what it is in Canada. Right, okay. So the governor, premier, premier, they get on every morning at 11 o'clock on the dot. We've had 20,000 new infections. 14 people have died. 13 of them were fucking 95 years old.

We had one that was under 30. Right, so it's never much With pre-existing Health conditions And all that type of shit Yeah But we need to be Triple vaxxed

All this type of stuff And then they just Stopped those eventually But every day We were reminded On the news And everyone was Locked down in their homes

So everyone tuned in I was sitting here With Cuomo Was doing that here Was he? He won a fucking Emmy for it He won an Emmy for it For coming on every day

To just do his job didn't he finger someone too no he didn't figure no he uh he told some girl to eat a whole sausage she was eating a full sausage and he goes you gotta eat the whole thing but you weren't okay so but so yeah that is a big like uh thing that i have different like conflicting people saying different things because some people will be like oh australia wasn't as crazy as you said it was it wasn't it wasn't as crazy like you said it was. It wasn't. It wasn't as crazy. Like, it wasn't like, on this show I did yesterday here.

And that's what's kind of happening in China. Same thing right now. Yeah, but it wasn't like China. No, no, but like people that, oh, yeah, sorry, you continue with that. Well, people were like, oh, you know, kids were being ripped from their families and stuff. And like things were happening that were similar to that.

But it wasn't like the government was turning up and going. We may have had some, like some circumstances. And you know when new things happen people lose their minds yeah and maybe some things happen like that but it wasn't like you know you've got kids and i come over as a government official and it's like come here you know and take it's not like that it wasn't like that and some people were saying it was like that and when you start saying things like that people start not trusting you and then it's of, the realm of distrust grows. But it was weird. It was weird.

You were told you can't leave your house. It was told, unless it was for one of three things. And you were able, in Melbourne, in Victoria, you could exercise for like 30 minutes a day, and that was it. And if you dare go out there without a mask,

you were the worst person in the world. So you had to run with your mask on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember seeing, there was this video, I'm pretty sure it's from australia and this these guys drinking like a coffee or whatever remember and then and he has his mask off and they go oh why is your mask off because i'm just drinking this coffee and then the police grab his cup to check that there's actually something yeah that was that was in victoria oh i think it was in victoria maybe in

sydney yeah yeah crazy crazy there you, you know, sometimes people have fake coffee so they don't have to wear a mask outside. And I get that for the start of it with the Alpha variant, the first variant. I get that. People were dying, all that type of shit. With Delta, yeah, I get it to a little bit of an extent. But afterwards, you're like, come on.

Fuck. Everyone was over it. Everyone was over it. And they understood that people weren't dying. And the big thing that they pushed in Australia, and a lot of people lost trust with the government because of this they were saying you can't spread it if you get the vax now that was true that was true for the alpha variant i believe right but when it came to delta it wasn't true anymore but they kept saying it

and then everyone got the vax they got double vaxed and then they still didn't let people out especially once you get it you go oh you can't get it with the vaccine you're like i'm vaccinated i have it yeah it's like but they were still saying that then on the tv they're still saying you still can't get it people like what the hell what do you think i'm mental and then everyone gets it i got it because i got the vaccine because i needed to travel for work yeah still i can't travel to western australia because i don't have the third booster you got it really i need the the third, even though I had COVID in January. You have to get the two shots and then a third booster? Two shots and a third booster.

And then in Western Australia, you can only do shows of 150 people. So they still have restrictions. They still have restrictions. That's insane. You've got to wear your masks on the airplanes, all that type of stuff. Apparently, they're actually lifting the masks on planes potentially next week and all the head of every airline basically wrote some big letter to the i guess the i don't know whoever's in charge being like hey you need to get rid of this shit yeah let it lapse so it might be over because

that's the worst because it's ridiculous it's like i mean if you want to wear a mask on a plane wear one but also it's okay well it's not ridiculous because if you don't want to get the flu probably should if you i think we should wear masks if you're sick if you got the flu or something fucking throw a mask on mate stop infecting everyone if you got like but also if you have the flu why are you out yeah if you got irritable bowel syndrome and you're running around throw a mask on do something like do that. That should be a normal thing. But running around, like I wear these beard masks, as I said before, and they don't do anything. They don't do anything.

I'm very aware they don't do anything, but I have to wear it because I can't get on the plane or they're going to kick me off. I mean, the cloth masks, they know they don't do anything. I wear a mask during sex, a ski mask. I wear them on the subway. A gas mask. And there's this guy called Jackson O'Doherty.

I don't know if you know who he is. He's an Australian guy. No. Does pranks, prank channel sort of thing. He also does OnlyFans. Makes a fortune.

Really? What does he do? Bang his chair? Yeah. And it was full on because I bought it. I bought it and I'm friends with him

and I bought it and I was just like, oh my God, I'm watching someone I know in a friendly way fuck a lady. How'd you feel about that yeah it was all right and he does put in a good performance yeah he really did he really went you like imagine you go man he's making bank oh so much cash so he flies first class everywhere all this type of stuff

flew to canada and then was like questioned by the police or something in canada or by customs or hey i go over here you go what's that move where you sort of put her legs up and you're drilling down from up top what do you call you do that and he got questioned and fined because he fell asleep and his mask fell off while he was asleep oh yeah we have a friend we have a friend of ours who's like he's against all the shit and he got he went to europe and came back and then you have to quarantine for two weeks or whatever and then he's just like no yeah and they find him eighteen thousand dollars what but his whole thing is he goes yeah i don't know i don't i don't have any money anyways so let's just see how this shakes out and then he he thinks he's never even gonna like it's just

gonna disappear like because there's no court date and i think they're fair enough well they don't have i don't think they have any real legal ground to enforce it actually they threw they threw a lot of court cases out in australia yeah because they had they were fining people for not having a mask on outside all this type of shit or they were you know at one point you couldn't go i don't know how far it was like five k's from your house five kilometers which is like you know three miles or whatever it is or two miles oh yeah hello hey five kilometers yeah just a couple kilometer people kilometers you know, three miles or whatever it is, or two miles, three and a half miles. Oh, hello. Hey. Five kilometers. Yeah, just a couple of kilometer people.

A couple of kilometers. How tall? Nicely on my phone in kilometers. How tall are you, mate? Six three. No, but how tall are you? Oh, we don't do height in. So I don't know why.

Yeah, we don't do height in centimeters. You do height in meters? Yeah, I'm 200 meters. I'm 2.03 metres. Yeah, we don't do... Yeah, I know what I am in, I guess, centimetres, 180? He knows how many he has in centimetres. Three.

But yeah, we do feet. Well, we do dick size in inches. Yeah, yeah. See, there you go. Well, I would like to. I mean, I've been fucking petitioning. I'm in centimetres right now. I've been petitioning for centimetres.

I've been petitioning my whole life. I go, yo, can we do i've been petitioning for centimeters one day my enlargement works i hope to do it in inches too yeah there's something about 0.3 of an inch that just doesn't quite have a ring to it well i i noticed i kept walking on the wrong side of the footpath okay i'm a cyborg like people like you just call a footbar a footbar that's what foot bar? A foot bar. That's what we. No, a foot path. Foot path. Yeah. That's what we call sidewalk in Australia. Okay.

A foot path in LA when we landed. And I realized I was on the wrong side. Because we walk on the other side of the foot path. I think we do. No, you can walk on any side you want. I mean, I guess technically you should. You walk on the left or the right. I can't remember anymore.

I mean, on the sidewalk. The sidewalk's just open season here. No, well, you walk on the same side you drive on the road. Which is the right. Yeah. I don't remember anymore. I mean, on the sidewalk. The sidewalk's just open season here. No, well, you walk on the same side you drive on the road. Which is the right. Yeah. I don't know anymore. I honestly have been here for a week and a half, and I forgot what side.

No, you can walk on the opposite side. But you run into people, because naturally they walk on the same side they drive on. Yeah. Because they're used to doing that. Well, I don't know about... It depends. In New York, it's just people do it.

Well, I was thinking that there's this lady that... Chaos. I've been having a lot of controversies with the ladies on the running path. Like, one, I fell, so I had a fall, and this woman looked at me like, hey, what the hell? Like, I did it on purpose, you know what I mean?

Why are you falling here? Yeah, yeah. I'm trying to walk you. Why are you falling? And then I also had a thing. Like, I always have these women that'll, like, be running, and then they'll, like, pass me. And then they were running slower than I was running.

So it's like, I don't change my speed, and then I basically pass them again sort of thing. And it was like, I basically was like, it's like the internet turned girls into guys with short guy syndrome is kind of what it was. They demand respect, and they're not going to get it. It's not happening. They all have a chip on their shoulder. It's like chicks in the gym who wear barely anything and then get upset when men stare. It's like, I can see your

ass. Why are you mad? I had a man stare at me this morning in the gym. I can smell you. I can smell your starfish. It's like I can see your asshole through your fucking eyes. I can see it. I was doing sit-ups, working on this fucking six-pack, right? And this girl came up maybe three feet away from me

and started doing squats. And so I'm sitting up, and I'm there. I'm like, oh, sitting up, and I'm there. And there's just ass in my face. I'm like, I have to get up and move. Otherwise, I'm like, oh, sitting up and I'm there. And there's just ass in my face. I'm like, I have to get up and move. Otherwise, I look like the creep, even though I was here first. So I got up and moved. It's tough.

It's tough being asexual and racist. That's the asexual KKK guy. It's like just super racist. But like, you're not going to fuck. I'm not doing that. Don't tell anyone. That's a bummer because they're like, you know, you got sex to you know make the white race go on he just hates it the whole time he's got his hood on closing he does not want to have sex but he knows that he's got

a for the right race fucking bullshit um the last thing i was gonna say is the um we we sort of put a pin in the whole will smith thing but then there was this video recently that i was just like the probably the funniest one i seen because i and where i go legitimately i'm like i think i switched i'm on will's side again he's in an abusive relationship he is isn't he yeah yeah he's in a he's in a he's being abused when she was filming him yeah i saw that too it's great right yeah and so she comes up just starts filming about a therapist coming over or a relationship therapist. And by the way, she lost her hair because she had too much coming in and it's like chewing gum.

You've got to shave it. That's what happens. That's what happened. Now, you tell the story. Yeah, the gist of it was there's two, a couple of different videos. But the best one was, yeah, she comes up to Will and she was like, you know, my therapist was saying this. And, you know, that he doesn't pay enough attention. He's on the phone too much and this and and uh you know that he doesn't pay enough attention he's on the phone too much and this and that or something like and then will smith is on his phone and he's just

like beat down he was like listen like my social media stuff is is the one thing that i have yeah the craziest is people kind of like they're really like and he was like rubbing his arm and they go yeah that's like a tell yeah someone who's genuinely he's like a puppy yeah that's like a tell. Yeah. Someone who's abused. He's genuinely scared. He's like a puppy. Yeah, he's like trying to get smaller. Yeah, he was rubbing his arm. That's like a tell. This is the Fresh Prince who's saying this. This is I Am Legend, right? Like he was walking down through the streets of, I don't know if it was Manhattan or wherever it was.

He was walking down through the streets with a gun and there's lions and there's people trying to kill him. And he's got a bald woman. I know. A bald woman telling him what to do. Who brings him on fucking like her Facebook show to talk about cheating on him and stuff. Could you imagine a bald woman telling you what to do? When you said that you wanted girls to shave, you didn't mean up top.

No, no, Jada. That is not what we wanted, love. Like keep a little bit of hair, just a little bit. And then she's got some other one on her, like that they really, it was like going viral because people are finding all the hits where she's talking about how she her her grandmother taught her how to masturbate when she was nine that's not normal okay well i mean i think it's a little old don't you yeah yeah like come on gran yeah pick up the game like you're supposed to jerk off

early and then she goes and my grandma told me the reason that you need to jerk off when you're not is because when you pleasure yourself, that is you, not a man giving you that pleasure. I hate that shit. Especially if you use a dildo or something, or something penis-shaped. You're taking that from a man. You're appropriating.

You're appropriating male penis culture. You fucking pig. How dare you? I hate that shit. Have you ever used a penis culture? You fucking pig. How dare you? I hate that shit. Have you ever used a fleshlight? They're weird. We used to be sponsored. Our old podcast was sponsored by them.

Really? I did use a fleshlight. Our boy JJ has like a hundred of them. Do they still sponsor? I'd love for fleshlights. They're not kicking around. The company keeps changing ownership and changing employees. It's because you can make your own.

Have you seen those how to make your own flashlights? Jail flashlights. Just like the towel and toilet paper too? It's like a cup and there's a little sponge and you're supposed to warm it up in the microwave for 10 seconds. Or you just take a little guy that looks like Andy Ngo. Poor Andy. Sort of like, yeah, sort of a life hack for making a flashlight.

Imagine if Antifa- You wrap him of a life hack For the making of flesh Imagine if Antifa You wrap him in a blanket Wrap the whole Do you have to get two of them though Imagine if Antifa weren't Like bashing Andy Ngo They were raping him And every rally

That Andy went to He was raped by Antifa But he's so dedicated to the cause He still goes He still goes And he gives them condoms And everything Like he's like You can rape me he still goes he still goes and he gives him condoms and everything like he's like you know just you can write me but please like let's be safe about that don't be silly wrap your willy you know that type of shit you know come on guys that's so funny poor

andy well yeah that i was loving the jada video where she goes she like can you imagine you're having sex with your chick and she's like, just so you know, this pleasure was my pleasure. You couldn't even grab her hair either. Pull my hair. I bet she's got a real hairy pussy too. For sure. For sure. Oh, no question.

For sure. Why should I have to shave my pussy? Yeah, the alopecia didn't make it down there. No, and a hairy asshole. She would have hair like Will Smith had in the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Just a big fucking thang. She would have hair like Will Smith had in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, just a big fucking fang. It would be terrifying. I worry for women with hairy pussies because, for many reasons. Okay.

But they basically removed the threat of crabs when they started shaving vaginas in the 90s. And now crabs are going to come back, man. You don't understand that. Being on TikTok, think you're being... Is that what got rid of them? Yeah. It was that.

It was like, because no one had hairy vaginas anymore. Just your mum, right? Yeah. Like, everyone's mum's got a hairy vag. Your mum did, yeah. She did. She had a big fucking thing. Confirmed.

A couple of confirmed kills everyone's mama had a hairy pussy but people who were rooting around sexual sexual intercourse sitting around there was no one touching you know put pubes yeah and that's what stopped the problem I don't know I've never known anybody who I remember learning like when I was in you know like sex ad when I was in the fifth grade or whatever about crabs. You never heard of it. Never hear about it anymore.

No. But you can see crabs. Now they teach about crabs to junior kindergartners. Yeah, yeah. Now it's just like, hey, at some point in the next five years, you're going to get HIV. Wasn't some people getting HIV or they were coming up positive from the vaccine? From the vaccine in Australia. Yeah.

Yeah, it was in Australia. What? Australia had their own, I guess they were trying to develop a vaccine vaccine. From the vaccine in Australia. Yeah. Yeah, it was in Australia. They had a... Australia had their own... I guess they were trying to develop a... The vaccine, yes, yes. Like locally because it wasn't sure that they were going to be able to source them or whatever. And then it kept giving...

People were like getting tested and it was giving false HIV positives. Like so you'd get a... Well, they said it was false. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it doesn't fill me with confidence. But imagine all those people who were like, all right, you got the thing and then you're just like uh yeah so you have hiv now oh but you don't have covet but you don't have covet well done and you can put vaxxed in your instagram bio so that's the main thing yeah you could travel to

australia oh shit we actually have we actually have a decent amount of Australian fans. Do you have any dates coming up? Well, I do. I mean, when's this going out? Straight away? This Friday. So 7th of May, I'm in Sydney. 15th of May, I'm in Newcastle, beautiful part of the world.

Yeah, just go to my website, IsaacButterfield.com. Yeah, and then everything, that's your handle for everything? Yeah, Isaac Butterfield or The Buttsman. The Buttsmanman The Buttsman The Buttsman Maren within it Maren Maren

Is that an Australian thing No I don't know why I did that I think it Because there are so many Australian things That are like specifically There are a lot Like heaps

Heaps and shitload No shitloads They say that everywhere Well fucking Old Vino Whoever I was talking to yesterday Gino Gino

Al Vino Al Vino I was talking to He didn't know what Gino. I was calling him Vino. Al Vino. I was talking to him. He didn't know what a shitload was. I had to explain that. What? Gino knows what a shitload is. He was a different character.

He's out there. He had all of the ADD. Oh, what about when I came into New York from JFK the other day? There was a dude smoking a crack pipe like 10 minutes into the drive. Yeah. I was just like. Was that your Uber driver? Yeah.

Yeah. He was a fucking asshole. He you guys you mind if i light up he was uh he was an african man speaking french so nice that was that was confusing what's that there's like cereal sierra leone well there's a few colonies there's a few yeah there's a few countries that speak to speak the frosh uh and he was like he was so angry at me for how I put the bags in the back. He must be like a Tetris champ or something. He was filthy at me. Tetris champ? He was like, no, this is not how you do it. I don't know why he's Arabic as well.

But yeah, he was blowing up at me, just filthy about how I put them in the back. He was mad. And then just the whole ride. It's an angry city. It's angry. And he was, I've never been in new york traffic and the amount of horns and shit like you know everyone's beeping the horn you do that where i'm from you get stabbed one horn yeah yeah yeah it's like it's like let's fight that's that's what it means i

mean people do some real jack off moves in new york though because there's all these like one-way streets here that you like you can't get around and then someone just be like yeah i just gotta like run in and grab like and they do like a full grocery shop while they're there are you know four ways are blinking yeah he's like 80 cars he was he was pulling into like turn offs like there was a line of like 50 cars and he'd go to the front of the line and just go straight in. And everyone's like, what the fuck? And he's just there going, don't give a fuck, mate. I do not care.

I do not care. But I think that's because the airport runs like a set rate or something like that. So it's like 50 bucks. So he's like, fuck, I've got to get back to get another one. But yeah. Fuck yeah. Well, thanks for coming on. Thanks for having me, Shane.

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