The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Girl Goes on Dates with Herself, Losers Demanding Masks Again, & Jordan Peterson Controversy

Episode Date: September 1, 2023

Jordan Peterson is making people feel unsafe, a girl asks guys bank balances before she dates them, and a German heiress wants billionaires to give away 90% of their wealth. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Dra...ftkings - Go to draftkings.com/audio and enter code BOYSCAST at signup to claim a free starter pack Factor -Go to factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter code BOYSCAST50 to get 50% off Babbel - Go to babbel.com/boyscast to get 55% off your subscription AG1 - Go to drinkag1.com/boyscast for a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 free AG1 travel packs SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You know I'm constantly talking about side hustles and people always say to me, I make less than 100k a year, how am I supposed to become a multi-millionaire? And I always use this example, but you know what other occupation makes less than 100k a year? Politicians. But these people have figured out a way to supplement that income by tapping into the income earning potential of side hustles. Whether we're talking about Pelosi, Rich Burr, Mitch McConnell, these people use side hustles to supplement their income by using information that you get at your day job to then find an edge in the stock market while other people are losing money. That money becomes passive income, by the way. And forget the stock market for a second. These
Starting point is 00:00:31 people have shown that you can use your day job to make the right connections to advance your side hustle of giving speeches for a million dollars a pop with firms that you've passed legislation for at your day job. Look, I'm always saying networking is everything. It is. President Biden, for instance, had a side hustle as a practicing professor at the University of Pennsylvania. Yes.
Starting point is 00:00:49 Bringing in a cool $775K a year without having to quit his day job as the vice president making a paltry $200K. This is income that was made off the clock while other people are at the lake house
Starting point is 00:01:00 or watching Netflix. These people are utilizing their connection to get their own show at Netflix. The money is there. It's just utilizing their connection to get their own show at Netflix. The money is there. It's just fear that's holding you back. You know, I've heard this argument before, Carl.
Starting point is 00:01:10 And yes, there will be economists who write articles about finding a suspicious pattern of congressional members earning higher than average returns in the stock market. And you might just say, it's too risky. I can't take the heat. I just want to stay poor. And stay poor you will.
Starting point is 00:01:24 If you are afraid of risk, turn this off right now. If you are unwilling to use your inside information that you get at your job in order to unlock financial freedom for yourself. Hey, when you open up your mind to the possibility of side hustles, you'd be surprised at how fast that cup fills up. Mm-hmm. The Boys. It's the Boys Cast. The Lads. It's the Boys Cast. The Dudes. Prepare yourselves for the Boys Cast. The Bros. It's the Boys Cast.
Starting point is 00:01:53 The Homies. It's the Boys Cast. The Dudes. It's the Boys Cast. The Boys Cast. This is the boys cast. And listen, I don't know if you guys have noticed this, but the five late night hosts have come together.
Starting point is 00:02:12 They got a podcast and I'm not happy about it. They're desperate for the Rogan bump. They want to just intrude on our territory. And I got to say, this podcast game ain't about their cuck shit. Their cuck shit don't fly over here. Stay in your lane. Stay in your lane. This ain't, you know, some guy sitting at home with his fat wife while she's mainline cheetos into her gullet
Starting point is 00:02:30 watching him do softball interviews with celebrities this ain't that okay there's a man's game in the podcast this is for people that were too hot for that world you don't just screen record your zoom call with your boys and be like no thank you you want danny watched it wasn't impressed it's not even video that's the crazy thing is their teaser was go here's some video and then i just started listening to a day and it's just audio and you know what they just hit the record all thing on their and they don't talk about anything of course they don't talk what are you up to and the best actually no it's really funny is they all took a lot of shit because they all went to the poor rooms of their house to do that i saw that too they're just like me and you buddy they like set design they're like
Starting point is 00:03:08 giant mansions it's like corner they like just all the shabbiest shit they could find so they're just just a regular folks pulling in 28 mil a year each you know what the worst part is it's gonna freaking fly to the top of the charts because all those those companies know how to game it right right? Yeah. Because a ton of it is new subscribers and stuff like that. So you know they're going to be sitting on the charts like these scumbags. But I tell you what. They're giving away QR codes with the new vaccine shots
Starting point is 00:03:34 or download cards. Strikeforce 5 with your booster card QR code. So you just scan your QR code for your booster and then you scan another qr code and it just downloads automatically it's the same thing in covid though when you take these guys out of their element when you take away the cameras the lights the action the 19 writers each the 19 writers each more importantly when you take away john stamos whatever the biggest celebrity guest you can imagine someone probably even bigger than john stamos ariana grande oh yeah when you take
Starting point is 00:04:04 away those people and you leave them to their own devices you go what am i watching tough they're just talking about fishing of course they are they go oh i was went fishing they're not going to talk about the issues no how is you think they're going to get into it i mean this is telling you talking points pal first off they don't have they don't know what they they're not allowed to do much right like because of the strike this is all they're really allowed to do they're just trying to like they're probably not even really allowed to do this this is a bit of a loophole bit of a scab behavior i guess it's not written or not produced it's nothing so this is and they're like we're just getting money from these sponsors to
Starting point is 00:04:36 give to their underlings or whatever the hell but like they talk about like not what's their sponsor gay.com literally Diageo and mint mobile like they got some big money I owe course obviously they're like given Casamigos plugs and shit because that's that's the sponsor or whatever and they're like I'm like I'm sponsored by oil just oil in general all in all of the different oil companies of big oil every single different oil companies sort of come together to cut us a check to for oil so if you're using oil this year we recommend you use more of it honestly i'm sure they're all electricity has sponsored us because the main money is coming from
Starting point is 00:05:17 the these the title sponsors i'm sure in their mind they're like i really hope people don't watch it's a real mask off scenario here that's what that's what i mean it was it was it also during covid but like it was more acceptable because everybody's like what's going on right now it's a little quirkier yeah now you're like what what are you doing what are you doing you guys can't write i mean it's true if you don't if you don't use it you lose it and this is very evident watching their podcast it is a completely different game and it's like oh i'm gonna say that i'm the line the opinions i'm gonna be a politician essentially at my job of telling people opinions i don't work that much but not talking about anything you want to be a politician this is what you do you take
Starting point is 00:05:55 your shirt off you post selfies and videos ever this is another thing and i'm not just trying to be on a rant here but every politician now thinks it's their the move like it's sort of they're looking quirky yeah they're posting all these thirst traps like what is going on i know the fact that i mean i signed up for chris christie's only fans it's it's only burgers and he just fucking mainlines a sex machine that chris christie he's a feeder it's a bit of a feeder he's a feeder but he looks in the mirror he's a feeder but he's a he's asexual so he
Starting point is 00:06:30 masturbates and feeds he's like looks in the mirror and he goes fucking eat that burger yeah you do you fat fucking cow ah ha ha ha well I guess okay the RFK thing I'll take it a little bit when he was posting the shirt off because he's at least sort of saying
Starting point is 00:06:46 I'm 70 years old and I still look good Vivek just turned his page into a fucking cringe factory yeah he's in his 30s Vivek is just like straight up like his new photos
Starting point is 00:06:57 are like here's my tricep yeah I didn't realize he was only 5 foot 7 though I didn't realize that either it's so crazy that that just like disqualifies you to be a president
Starting point is 00:07:04 why does that disqualify you I mean there's never been one under 60 to johnny's face i mean it's just like i don't know it's just that's a rule of the presidents is it there's just they're never like yeah i remember in highs i had a high school teacher telling me that when i was in high school they're like yeah they're all over six foot tall and so all you little short bastards and great i'm not saying it's fair i'm just saying it just seems to be some sort of rule i mean i don't think he's gonna be the president anyway but like the shirt off behavior is in fucking insane dude yo just try if trump posted a fucking shirt off although i would think i'd like that if he came out of jail no he should do is come out of jail and just have the shirt unbuttoned like so just straight up like a Hawaiian
Starting point is 00:07:45 and he's just, I feel like that would be I think he comes out in the jumpsuit he goes, I didn't even change I'll tell you what on the topic of, you know what sort of just get a plug in so early but we do have a new shirt so if you want to go to theboyscast.com
Starting point is 00:08:00 we're going to be releasing shirts and we released our first couple we have a couple cool ones also at theboyscast.com we're going to be releasing shirts and we released our first couple we have a couple cool ones but also also at the boyscast.com which is fourth wall because our patreon.com we're like 150 away from the next episode of our tv series if you want to go watch the first one there as well as a billion bonus episodes but some people that have a problem with patreon we're going to post all the patreon episodes at the boyscast.com which is our fourth wall so if you want to go there you can sign up and support us there. And also,
Starting point is 00:08:26 there's a new shirt there. You know what? While we're doing plugs, fuck it. I'm on the road. New York is fucking sold out. You can't come. Tacoma, Vancouver,
Starting point is 00:08:34 Kansas, Omaha, Edmonton. I added a lot of dates and I haven't brought them up on this show for a while yet. Los Angeles, Irvine. Last one we did was fucking banging. San Jose, Phoenix, Toronto,
Starting point is 00:08:44 which is more than half sold out now. Perrysburg, Columbus, Liberty, Dallas, Baltimore, Winnipeg, San Diego. And Danny, where are you going to be again? I'll be September 9th in Poughkeepsie. Okay. Yeah, catch me there. Actually, that'll be sick. But, so the mask mandates are back. And we talked
Starting point is 00:09:00 about this a little bit with Jimmy Dore, right? But I was sort of deep diving into it because this is a Canada thing with Jimmy Dore, right? Yeah. But I was sort of deep diving into it because so in Vancouver, this is a Canada thing, but in Vancouver, basically, they legitimately have a bunch of people that are lined up
Starting point is 00:09:12 outside of a clinic and they're doing an actual protest. Crazy. But the protest is, it's like, it's legit. I thought it was like, you go, this is like a bit,
Starting point is 00:09:19 like, that's what I thought. I go, this is some, some internet tricksters are doing something and they're going to trick us into reporting. Yeah, they'll have a sign that says, we need a bedtime. Of course.
Starting point is 00:09:28 It's like, just wear one yourself. But then we cover it, and then people go, gotcha. Right. That's what I'm worried about with these things. Then you look into them, and you go, no, this is pretty real. Right, so they have a bunch of people, the dorkest of the year. You have to be so fucking at this point to be out there yeah it's like yo so you what's your argument for the rest of time yeah and even though like you know even
Starting point is 00:09:53 though like taylor lorenz fake news media is out there being like yeah it's not that bad and the mass don't really do anything you know i mean yeah and even still i mean the thing is they i feel like this is what i was sort of saying before, but I think they can get the girlfriends involved because girls, I think they'll eat the slop and the propaganda. I think men en masse, you're going to have a very hard time getting the fucking dudes. But they also beat up a guy at that protest. A guy got beat up. Well, they're fucking so fucking filled to the brim with TDS.
Starting point is 00:10:20 Yeah, they're so, but this is not even, it's like TDS, but they're in Canada. It's like they have like a TDS with a U or something, but they just beat, I don't know, they beat some guy up. And also if you feel so unsafe that you're at the point where, listen, I'm so hyped up about this stuff that I like, I want everyone to wear masks. I don't want to leave my house. Like, what are you doing out at a protest? Why are you not in your bubble?
Starting point is 00:10:42 I mean, they're all masked up. Lock yourself in a basement. Six feet distance at the protest. Prot protesting six feet distance is very funny I don't know give us a bedtime yeah I don't I don't I don't know what they're I no longer feel safe accessing blood work so this girl wants to go give blood and she says she can't go to the hospital because there's not enough they keep calling himself disabled it was it really is because all of this stuff came out how like this stuff was terrible for kids remember that article i don't even think we ever did it but i had it written down covid masks stop people from smiling yeah so they basically are doing a this fucking i mean they literally like they like reduce like
Starting point is 00:11:20 children's development like well that's what it is but this person was like a pretty good hustle they're basically giving lessons on how to smile again oh when i do it i'm a piece of shit when i tell women to smile on the street you need to give you need to give ron de sanders those lessons have you seen him but so the lessons they give people lessons on how to smile again it's 55 bucks a session you show up and they show you a hollywood smile they said construction workers do that shit for free what do you mean construction workers do give you your smile lessons they were giving away come on baby ear to ear that's what they do they just sit you there and they whistle at you hey pretty pretty that'll be 55 bucks so they've already had a bunch of stuff like this come out where there's like all the problems and then it was
Starting point is 00:12:10 pretty much they most of the i feel like consensus even on the like freddy cat side was kind of like mass didn't really do that much yeah and i mean look like obviously they wear masks in hospitals i'm sure there's certain settings where they're like, yeah, we'll wear them here. But for them to be like, hey, we just need masks everywhere, it's crazy. It's not happening. It's just not happening.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Yo, they propagandized these people so much that they're outside protesting to have their fucking... Well, I guess they... Because they're like, we want masks all the time. And then they did get it, but it was taken from them.
Starting point is 00:12:41 So now they're like... They had their thing. They were like, well, we could theoretically get it back we did have it it's not like we never had it we did have it so we just have to get it back these are 100 of people that would be protesting you know like like protesting curfew stopping yeah protesting like hey you're allowed to travel from state to state and they'd be like we shouldn't be allowed to travel from state to state absolutely not and you should not be allowed to fly unless you're vaccinated and bring back the vaccine
Starting point is 00:13:07 passports i just imagine i don't know any of these people in real life i've heard they exist but like yeah i can't like who are they who are they what do they know lives look like i don't know i guess they're on reddits in their forums being like hey i just left the house to you know i saw the sun for the first time in five years hated it i it. I'm back in the garage. Yeah, they read the CBC. A lot of them post shit that they go, my husband, like, can you believe this? My husband went to a funeral.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. And didn't wear a mask. And they're still quarantining. Fully cooked. Like, if you go to, like, the U.S. or whatever. I'd be embarrassed to be that person. Like, probably, like, if they live in Canada and, like, their partner goes to, like, the United States,
Starting point is 00:13:42 like, they have to quarantine for two weeks when they come back. They quarantine for the next two years. Yeah. You Sebastian Maniscalconis have a word with these people. Aren't you embarrassed? How are you not embarrassed to be out of that protest? It's one thing if you want to be like, like kind of low key in your little den.
Starting point is 00:13:57 For sure. Talking to your boyfriend being like, I wish they'd met us just again. If you want to be a mole person, like go for it. But you're a loud and proud mole? Yeah. That's exactly what it is. You're out there loud and proud mole? Yeah, that's exactly what it is. You're out there loud and proud about being a mole, and it's weird. Yeah, I guess the world adapted to you for that small period,
Starting point is 00:14:13 so then you're like, sure. They had the mole rules. They got a taste of if everyone was a mole. It's like if the mole world and the regular world combined, they got a taste of it, and they go, that's not bad. What if the whole world was moles? You're crazy it can't happen it was or maybe that vitamin d just like kind of invigorated them a bit and they go we want some of that back but we need these rules right they were like we need mole
Starting point is 00:14:34 rules they need they they could have the first mole candidate the mall people will not be kept in their garages anymore we want masks for everyone the mall people will reign pure again yeah they're mall supremacists i better not fucking pull that shit here that's all i don't think it would i mean they i said this day two of covid but like you can make all the rules you want i'm not doing them no you have me back in it was covid was me back in you know high school again i ain't doing it yeah but i mean with like the flying and stuff when they're like won't let you on obviously had to do that yeah you know what i mean like they're not gonna let you in the airport or on a plane
Starting point is 00:15:14 yeah and then you know you could and then you could be like the dissenters where you go like uh can i get two packs of pretzels please and then you're just eating a pretzel like this the whole time no you know i was getting in trouble for fucking taking the mask off man you know what i was about dude constant of course okay so but on the same topic of just like i guess this is more mold people kind of thing yeah but we have sort of a tap so jordan peterson so theo vaughn's like in two on tour in uh canada right yeah and a couple of our buddies are on tour and he did his podcast
Starting point is 00:15:48 and our me and Danny's close friends who we basically had a studio with in Toronto and like we filmed the TV series with and like just our boys basically our squad we had like our comedy squad and then our like film squad that we had the office with and that was all our boys so they did
Starting point is 00:16:04 the Jordan Peterson they did the theo von jordan peterson interview because he interviewed him when he was in toronto and it was just like a huge fucking hoopla i didn't yeah i didn't know anything like i just saw it like oh that's pretty cool because they're in this like super weird like psych well you're not a mole person psychedelic fairy den is where it was for uh theo's podcast yeah and one of our bodies is like tapped into that studio or whatever and then it became like an enormous thing where everyone was like i i'm gonna feel unsafe because jordan peterson was in the building he was in the building yeah yeah i feel like they could they could sense him you know what i mean they're in
Starting point is 00:16:39 the bathroom and they just like a chill came over their body like a shutter what's going on in here cool wind in the middle of summer. They felt a cool wind in the other summer. And they were filming their like NPR style thing over the other side. Yeah, of course. That two people are going to listen to. It's all like tons of like, you know, LGBT trans people.
Starting point is 00:16:55 They can't believe that. They were filming the Jimmy Kimmel podcast reaction podcast. Just like they talk about how good it was. How good it was, yeah. They're like. They can't believe he entered their space it's so crazy they're like it's like it's really like he tainted it for them so i'll read this here we are informed after the fact that jordan peterson had been entered our
Starting point is 00:17:14 building as part of one of these productions we have since severed ties with the third party and are no longer affiliated so the third party is our buddy he's not allowed to use that studio is that who that is yeah you don't know who it is yeah i know it is but so essentially but like they're just a studio that's open to the public but they're just open to the public so when they say a third party someone called them up they go hi i'd like to rent your studio for two hours and then we've severed ties with that person you're like you didn't have ties he just called you up to rent your studio space. You were one of the places that got back to him. There were probably multiple options.
Starting point is 00:17:48 It ain't happening again, I'll tell you that fucking much. Yeah, the trans community is up in arms, though. The safety and comfort of everyone who enters. The idea that there's safety when Jordan Peterson walks in. It's like the script. Why was there safety fucking in trouble? Dude, he's coming in
Starting point is 00:18:06 with a switchblade. Are you? Man, if you're, dude, if you're like trans and you're in the bathroom and you're using the bathroom
Starting point is 00:18:15 that's for your gender. It's not trans people that are getting mad about this. It's fucking normal. No, no, it's all, it's really like a big LGBT thing.
Starting point is 00:18:23 But dude, just in their mind, this is their mind okay you're trans you're a uh female to male trans person you get in the bathroom i think you're off you're taking a piss the door flies open he goes oh hey bucko and it's fucking jordan peterson walks in while you're using what to you is the right bathroom but to him he goes hey miss oh i thought you thought you were a fellow there bud but i guess you're a lady wrong bathroom he pulls his dick wrong washroom then he just drops that fucking no he goes to the stall right beside him even though even though there's an
Starting point is 00:19:00 empty one oh you look a little lost there. Ladies rooms across the hall. You're like, I'm a man. You look a little lost there. Oh, yeah. It's not what your DNA says. I guess that's what they're afraid of. I think that's what they're afraid of.
Starting point is 00:19:22 That would be the ultimate. Dude, if Jordan Peterson misgenders you. I think he all did it. That's just, you afraid i think that's what they're afraid of that would be the ultimate dude jordan peterson misgenders you i think he holds it you're like he's he's he's regimented he only pisses once a day he just comes in to drain his bag he pulls it out is it attached in his leg dumps it out you lost there oh shit best part though for me actually was this whole thing was that
Starting point is 00:19:49 the cost of the thing no not I went through all the comments because there's a lot of people very angry about this I guess another thing too is that the woman who designed the space
Starting point is 00:19:58 they never paid her either that was a part of it okay yeah so then they were like so then they were like she's like LGBT they're renting out her space that she designed and like probably worked pretty hard to design it's like
Starting point is 00:20:08 pretty nice space and then they like also hadn't paid her and now they're renting it out to jordan peterson for nobody put this together but they're renting it out for 88 an hour i know tough price why what's that i don't think oh you don't oh hh i don't think like that no i don't know well and luckily those people don't because once they find out about it dude if this got any bigger like a little bit of a dog whistle it's a massive dog like these are the dog i remember when people used to say that 311 was uh kkk like 311 the band was a secret it was like secretly racist because it's kkk i can't remember what it is but uh this dude jeremy kaufman he said that the adl has uh i think it's i think it's 17 numbers between one and a hundred that are racist oh there's only 87 numbers yeah there's only 83 numbers that are not racist
Starting point is 00:20:59 there's like 17 numbers between one and a are dog whistles. Oh, my God. But the other part with him is the Jordan Peterson thing. They're sending him. So the psychological thing said he can't be a psychiatrist. And then he goes to social media training. Right. And I just honestly, when this all happened, I was very much like, no, he doesn't need social media training. And then now I'm like, I think doesn't need social media training and then now I'm like all the poems are starting to grind on me a bit much I've come around I'm I'm I stand with the college of uh psychologists of Ontario he needs like a little doesn't need to be from them yeah
Starting point is 00:21:40 it could be from a 14 year old but he needs something. Well, the social media training is just killing me, the idea of being the social. It's just basically your bathroom scenario, but you're the social media guy. You're just teaching the night class of your diversity training. Obviously, it's a chick. And then Jordan Peterson walks in. He's like, all right, everybody.
Starting point is 00:22:04 Pull out your laptops no no suck my cock that's incredible he's jordan peterson not gonna be doing any of this stuff i'll tell you that much he makes jordan peterson right i wonder he has to write on the board like bart simpson i will not misgender on social media i wonder if did they have a person that like at the college of whatever psychiatrist who's like that's their job to do this or i think it's as far as well the problem is they keep this is the thing about that fucking country but it's out of control is like they try to make like being a liberal like uh politeness do you know what i mean it's like because it's a very polite country and that's why people are you know kind of soft there or whatever right
Starting point is 00:22:43 but they basically and this is the same thing you could say about like smaller you know smaller communities in general it's like they try to make like i have liberal politics like a uh that that's the being polite or not being polite it was like he's like you can't say this stuff it's like okay well that is the that's the other side of the are you are you allowed to have a political position that isn't that or no and they're like no anything other than being a liberal is impolite right yeah that's like the gist of what they're saying yeah although they they did apparently a lot it's bad manners to be like a conservative he's like well he is i don't know yeah also a lot of the provinces now i think they did a bunch of polls and because you know how like you should they the teachers like they want you to be able
Starting point is 00:23:21 to uh like your kid could change the pronouns at school but then teachers can't tell the parents essentially which i never got that because you're like really your kid's trans you have no idea i guess they just put this yeah well these days you don't have to do much that is the thing i guess or whatever but now they're like they did a poll and like pretty unanimous parents are like yeah no you have to tell us yeah we don't like that your kids like if my kids different gender at school like i'd like to know yeah yeah i think they're not gonna keep a secret on that one they're all like it's not safe though you go you got it oh yeah no i because we did that boomer video last week that like went super viral so it's like i always think it is interesting because when things something does like four or five million views it's you generally it's people arguing on your uh uh uh on your uh social media feeds for the next like week and a
Starting point is 00:24:07 half yeah so but it is funny because you almost get a crash course of every opinion that's possible and you kind of watch the same debates happen over and over again but it is and i've obviously like i sort of did a couple things about that mitch mcconnell had his nether one today where he was sitting there and he's too old to be out completely yeah i was kind of thinking with the boomer thing, because, you know, I'm always the same thing, whereas if I always said, like, if I was a black guy, I'd probably be like a black panther,
Starting point is 00:24:33 because I'm usually about my group. Even, there is this sort of thing, like, the way I thought about, like, feminism when everyone was trying to stop it a little bit, it's kind of the same thing that you'll see about, like, ethnicities, where you'll see people sort of say, try to use it, be like, oh oh we have these negative stereotypes about you and be like well you keep like uh leading into them or whatever and it was like yeah because i don't care what you think like if a girl's like this guy's toxic i'd be like and then you'd be like well you're proving me right by
Starting point is 00:24:57 being my toxic and i'm like no i don't give a shit yeah and i'm actually you're irrelevant to me also i'm like i'm not like this but i know that it pisses you off so i know that it pisses you off and also yeah and on top of that it's like your opinion is irrelevant to me like you're like well i won't think you're toxic i don't give a fuck what you think agreed it's so i kind of like think about that but there's like the boot like the millennials are soft thing there is a little bit of like yeah they say that but if you actually look at it it was like there is a percentage of millennials that kind of came up with this stuff and all the, whatever progressive shit or whatever.
Starting point is 00:25:26 It was like, who is a bigger bitch in COVID? Like your buddies or like, you know, people that are 50. You know what I mean? It's like, it's kind of,
Starting point is 00:25:32 if you actually even look at like, I mean, I don't have any friends who were fucking wiping down their groceries, you know? No. Yeah. So it's like, people definitely want to talk about who is soft.
Starting point is 00:25:40 It was like, even the, even if like you want to make a real joke, it was like, yeah, there's like the Bill Mars of the world that are kind of like, you know I cut three years later arguing that like, you know woke stuff's bad or whatever But you know like who memed out that fucking ideology was that core literally people our age, you know, I mean
Starting point is 00:25:56 So they kind of were like you started like yeah, we stopped it Yeah so it's like people people like our age and then those people just sort of like, once like a joke or like an ideology catches hold, then three years later, it kind of funnels up to Bill Maher and those types. Yeah, don't you remember the classic Dennis Prager on Bill Maher being like, men can have periods, and Bill Maher's like, nobody's saying men can have periods. And now Bill Maher's like, what's with these men with periods? But that's like, you know, that's most people's dads too, right? Of course. men with periods but that's why but that's like you know that's most people's dads too right of course that's kind of like so it's it just kind of that's why it like irritates me a little bit when you see boomers kind of being like this generation soft it was like you're the most
Starting point is 00:26:31 complicit generation yeah yeah also they were just like yeah well my uh my father fought in world war two so like they kind of have that kind of like rubbing off on them where they think they fought and i think it's all not about like it's's always back to the sort of what you went through. You know, people say that meme, like, you know, tough times create a strong man or whatever.
Starting point is 00:26:54 Right. Well, I think that is a part of it was like the last eight years. If you were like a dude in this society was a tough time probably. So I think that did create dudes that are just like, you know, not afraid to be who they're gonna be here and i'm not gonna i'm gonna say my opinions like what you know i
Starting point is 00:27:08 mean i'll fight against the thing i think it created a lot of those dudes and i think that's why so i don't think there's anything inherently obviously different duh but my point is i do think that when there's like which generation softer like i don't really think that like even carlos santana right now right yeah he was saying he said like men are men and women are women and then within a day they get mad at him and he apologizes or whatever. I see more of the like, they got mad at me and I apologized from like people that age. Whereas people our age are more just like, go fuck yourself. Of course.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Way more. Like friends of ours. Well, they have a lot to lose. That's the thing. Carlos Santana is what happens is he says this thing and then he gets sat down with someone who goes, all right, this is what's on the table right now yeah should you decide to not apologize alice cooper too alice cooper said something very similar and then and then they both have to apologize because they go okay so this is what you're about to lose because like you're in the main system that's probably what it is too
Starting point is 00:27:57 they go you're in the system like you're not fucking a podcaster okay like we're not talking about you getting a youtube strike like here's the tours that are gonna end well they don't here's like your manager's dropping you like and they go people our age are a little more like yeah fuck this tear down the status quo i don't give a shit yeah you know what i mean so yeah that which is what makes them like that so it is situational but i think leading to that it's like they're pointing to the craziest millennials and being like look at their software whatever and was like yeah but on aggregate like the average people who actually call the fucking shots and make shit happen are less soft you know what i mean i mean okay if you're in this if you're in canada or america like i there's a general softness i think
Starting point is 00:28:34 just in period like it's just so there's also a general hardness like if you fucking look at like dirty dog internet culture like people are not fucking pussies no and that's all like dudes our age uh yeah yeah i mean there are a lot of obviously i'm not yeah i'm fucking generalization okay i'll just i'll say one last thing about it then we'll move on but if you look at me and johnny just filmed the video uh yesterday it was pretty funny actually we did uh uh asking people to donate to the donald trump defense fund right and who is who's the most fucking brain dead from TDS is 50 year old ladies. Right.
Starting point is 00:29:06 Like who's the most fucking brain dead. You know what I mean? I'd say most like 30 year old ladies kind of fucking got out of the spell a little bit. For sure. Or they 50 year old ladies are fucking their TDS is in their fucking bone marrow. And they have no clue that you're even like doing a joke either. Right. Like they're not even processing.
Starting point is 00:29:22 No. This is like nothing. Like they're not even aware of any of it. anyways that's my that's my pro i just don't like our fucking generation getting shit on to that extent you know what i mean yeah people may disagree with me and fucking think we are soft whatever that's that's the point that i'm making you know i'm saying and also you know what i'll make one last point they had a better deal even like with the girl shit or whatever it'd be like so many of them none of them had dicks i like the coffee barista ones but it was like you know coffee brewed at home no one in the line and then 20 coffee brewed with a chick with a wiener it's like fucking big line
Starting point is 00:30:00 but yeah like you know so many of them uh you know the just a general consensus of like oh i could have a job and then you have like a wife that works at home or whatever like all their deals were better which i think makes you softer the deals are harder to find right now it's kind of like it's like a stock investing like when the when times are tough you got to be really good at it of course i think you're right it It might have like growing up, but I think the last eight years sort of like fucking change those tables a little bit. Yeah. DraftKings Rainmakers football is back for its second season and it's bigger
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Starting point is 00:33:48 slash boyscast50 to get 50% off. The Oliver Anthony thing was also sort of funny when that guy, he went on Rogan, that guy's fucking out there, but he was getting hit
Starting point is 00:33:59 because basically, and I sort of agree with him because basically they played his song at like the Republican function or whatever, right? Everybody everybody's trying to the thing is his that song was general broad enough to a degree where like a lot of like dude i remember the first day it came out and there were all these like communists who were like you know socialists who were like yeah fuck the man and he's like he didn't write that for you like necessarily like but they're like oh this
Starting point is 00:34:22 is like for us and then i think they quickly realized like oh no this dude's like kind of like redneck dude from virginia and this is not about and then the republicans are like, but they're like, oh, this is, like, for us. And then I think they quickly realized, like, oh, no, this dude's, like, kind of, like, redneck dude from Virginia, and this is not about us. And then the Republicans are, like, same thing. They're like, this is for us. And who knows? He could be backdating what he actually meant. Honestly, for, like— He could have just wrote a fucking thing, and now it's the biggest thing in the world,
Starting point is 00:34:35 and he's got to justify it. I think his thing is Conan is just like, fuck the man. Yeah, I think so. Yeah. But more importantly, it was, like, regardless of, of like politics or whatever, which I'll say second, but the first thing is, it is fucking pretty like corny always when like politicians use your shit. Like, you know what I mean? Like, again, like the Vivek thing, rapping, like the, whatever, you know.
Starting point is 00:34:58 What is the recourse there? Can you sue? Like, remember Trump was using Keep On Rockin' in the free world? Well, it depends if the guy likes you. I think Eminem does like a cease and desist a day. Eminem's like fully cooked right now. He's always just like, literally, you know, like a Republican fucking like wears an Eminem shirt. He calls his lawyers.
Starting point is 00:35:19 But with the Oliver Anthony thing, like I get if you you were a musician and they were just like, this is, well, we've had it before where Ted Cruz retweets a video and you're like, ugh. It just is, you're like,
Starting point is 00:35:33 this just sucks. Andrew Yang was always posting this stuff. I didn't mind that because I didn't like Andrew Yang, but it does, because people always talk about art and propaganda or whatever, and I think it's just the easiest way to describe it is you go the difference between art and propaganda is
Starting point is 00:35:48 which serves which did you fucking did you use points to make a good thing or did you use uh art to make a fucking good yeah right did you have a did you have like a um did you have a point that you're trying to further and you're using songs or this but really your most important part part is to get people on board with the thing and the songs and the movies are the secondary part? Or was it the other way around where you're like using what you think to make a good thing?
Starting point is 00:36:12 It's which services which, right? That's to me what the difference between propaganda and art is. That's why Goebbels was so good. He was definitely servicing the art. Yeah, of course. He was an art man first and foremost. Him and Hitler. Just Yeah, of course. He was an art man, first and foremost. Him and Hitler.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Just a bunch of artists. Yeah. And then people are getting mad at him because he didn't want to say he's a Republican or Democrat. But it's like, who doesn't think that the Republicans are also corrupt?
Starting point is 00:36:39 Of course. There is obviously lots of billionaires that aren't part of that stuff, and there are some politicians. People are just so... On aggregate, it's like anyone who's been in the system for 20 years is fucking bought and sold, my friend. I mean, people are registered, especially in America. People register for their parties. I would never in a million years be like, I'm not registering for a fucking party.
Starting point is 00:36:59 I know. I'll just show up and vote. Right, you're fucking... And you can even say, hey i like this guy i like that guy but to be just like on aggregate this fucking to get on the in general this this machine is like either operating clean my friend you're fucking i got a bridge to sell you okay i got this girl's amazing by the way okay ready for this yeah i have asked the last three dudes i've dated for their bank account info on the first date.
Starting point is 00:37:27 I don't judge people's actions. I look at the intention behind it. So like, why do you ask for that? Because I only want to date a wealthy guy that has money. Valid, so you're getting straight to the point. I think, you know, I have a job. I'm very successful. So I think I have every right to be like,
Starting point is 00:37:43 hi, are we on the same level? Or am I wasting my time so she's saying she asked I don't know who this girl is I assume someone famous that we're too she's not the other chick from Call Her Daddy is that I thought it was that first too it looks like a Call Her Daddy style girl
Starting point is 00:37:57 it might be the other one so she says listen I asked guys their bank balance before I go on dates with them which I said you know I'm not here to say that's wrong i actually sort of agree because what i do i what i've been doing for years is before i even think about going on a date maybe you just matched on his profile you know what i mean maybe you talked on instagram what i do is i say hey i show up at the front of the restaurant i say what i'd like is a printout of your uberats receipts for the last year and a half.
Starting point is 00:38:25 I want to see what you're eating. Just want to make sure it's clean. If I start to see two, three, four fast food a week, that's going to be a red flag for me. I'm eating clean. I want to know that you are. I want to see a weight chart of every family member. Listen, I don't need to get your great aunt or whatever, but I want mom. I want aunts.
Starting point is 00:38:41 I want sisters. All that stuff. Yeah. I'll sometimes go as far as getting their social security number and then run it against the National Registry of Psychiatric Evaluations just to find out where they stand. It's a smart move. You got to do stuff like that. Yeah, you just see have they ever been admitted, any sort of just like stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:38:56 Because you want to know what you're dealing with, right? You want to know if there's any mental illness in the family. There's many things you're looking for. It's mental illness, weight problems. I want pictures of the mom and I don't want to see no black and white i want to see something with holding today's paper yeah and if she doesn't want to get that that's fine we can shake hands and go our separate ways i actually have a kind of a sneakier one because she's very forthcoming i don't feel like women like it so much so i have a suit jacket i used to have it anyways right and
Starting point is 00:39:21 i have a suit jacket that has a little pocket in the back that I could fit a scale in. And then when she's going to step over a puddle, I go to put my suit jacket over it. So she's stepping on the jacket to get over the puddle. She's actually stepping on the scale, registers her weight. Of course. She's none the wiser. And then I know what I'm dealing with. That's a very, it's a chivalrous move.
Starting point is 00:39:40 And it's smart chivalry. That's what they call that. Yeah, exactly. What I like to do is i get smart not hard i get the grocery bill but i also when i'm taking a look at that grocery bill i want to see the groceries that have been purchased and i also want to see her credit card right uh to see if it correlates i want to make sure there wasn't a guy expected to buy these i want to see the quantities i want to see how much is spending i want to see what percentage is carbs do you know i mean absolutely gucci bag i like to see a receipt on that she shows up with an expensive bag i'm going to say that receipt so
Starting point is 00:40:07 anyways i've said beforehand i give her a list of all this stuff and i say get it to your accountant she goes i don't have an accountant i go another red flag that's a big red flag that's another red flag let me see that fico score please and these are things we want i want to see her mom i want to run a zoom call and i want to make sure that's a 50 not a 35 yeah we're talking i sometimes will um you know what you do is you you get a photo of her just a current photo and then you take it to one of those uh fbi like modelers or whatever you know what they're trying to find missing kids and they go this is what they look like now and then you just get the photo of what they're going to look like in 30 years you get the reference it against the mom and then if it's like matches up
Starting point is 00:40:42 and yeah you know that they're fucking talking bullshit oh yeah you know what's funny when especially i was kind of thinking about on the quality stuff in general because there is uh only fans basically release their earnings and the guy's making like bank right so it's so crazy a guy owns only fans of course a guy owns only fans and he made no no but i mean like it's not like a corporation like one guy well he tried to go public that was the problem he's having trouble going public he makes a million dollars a day
Starting point is 00:41:09 yeah well he gave himself like 300 milli right but the yeah and people are mad about it but it's like it's his company you can do whatever he fucking wants but this is one of those things where you're
Starting point is 00:41:17 and there's 3.2 million girls that like signed up for OnlyFans right now right so it is kind of one of those things where you're just like and then you'll see these girls on Twitch that are like farting and shit like that and you go I don't really want to hear that much that like signed up for OnlyFans right now, right? So it is kind of one of those things where you're just like, and then you'll see these girls on Twitch that are like farting and shit like that. And you go,
Starting point is 00:41:28 I don't really want to hear that much about equality. Well, you guys can fart in front of a camera for money. You know, until that's not a job available to women. You know what I mean? When you go, well, you know, every job should be equal. I'll be like, you can put your camera on and fart and someone sends you money. Don't fucking talk to me about equality.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Yeah, you're going to hang out in a hot tub. 3.2 fucking million of you guys are fucking showing titties for cash you know what i mean and that's not including ones that are on the street honest day's work ryan the oldest profession yeah and we don't have access to it really you know what i mean until danny bolishuk can fucking open up a camera fucking toot one out and then pay his rent with it yeah those days don't fucking talk to me about i'll do your marketing positions that you want i'm gonna do a stream-a-thon where i'm just eating beans the whole time you do you can do a bean-a-thon yeah bean-a-thon and then we'll see exactly until
Starting point is 00:42:15 that job's available to men i don't want to hear fucking peep you got to get your own fucking chicks in control you know i'm saying greed no but when they're like, hey, our NBA players don't make as much money. It's like, yeah, you can fart in a jar for money. There's your reparations. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. You know what you can do? Give a guy a hand job for cash.
Starting point is 00:42:33 No one's fucking lining up for a dude to finger her for money. I'll tell you that fucking much. No. No, sirree. Yeah, exactly. Speaking of the big ones, it's just making me laugh. So, Gwyneth. So, basically, the girl that was in Gwyneth Paltrow's... The body double.
Starting point is 00:42:49 The body double for Gwyneth Paltrow when she was in Shallow Hal, which is... I'm honestly on her side because she came out and she's like, this thing kind of ruined my life. What did you think it was going to be? But that is so funny how crappy that is. You were like, hey, I'm an actress. What were you think it was going to be? But that is so funny, like, how crappy that is that you were like, oh, hey, I'm an actress.
Starting point is 00:43:08 What were you in? I was a body double in Shallow Hal. You're like quintessential. I mean, she's like. Like reference point for a fucking ugly fat shit. I know, but also, like, she goes, I didn't think it was going to be that big of a movie. It was a Farrelly Brothers production with Gwyneth Paltrow and Jack Black. Well, I don't think you
Starting point is 00:43:25 think about it period you just do an audition and get a role right yeah yeah jack black right but you're like you didn't think it was gonna be like when you were filming on set and gwyneth paltrow and jack black are walking by yeah yeah fairly brothers you don't think this is like it might be a banger in 2001 yeah but the funny part to me was obviously you're just like yeah that does suck to be like an actress, and what's your main credit? I was the fucking body from Shallow Hal. That's like a joke you would say to someone, right?
Starting point is 00:43:51 That is tough. And she's kind of saying like it was real tough for her, and then she was sort of saying she got gastric band surgery and experienced complications because of this, and I was like, that part, I was just like, I mean, well, you can't blame that. You can lose weight without getting a fucking surgery. It's not like she got fat for the role.
Starting point is 00:44:06 They just were like, that's a good body for her. You can lose weight without it, whatever, right? Yeah. But so there you go. She wasn't the only one who had a negative experience filming Shallow Hal. Gwyneth Paltrow underwent a similar experience to her body double
Starting point is 00:44:18 because she had to portray Fat Rosemary in scenes featuring her face. She had to wear a specifically designed 25-pound fat suit and prosthetic makeup, which lead actress particularly dreaded putting on. She later admitted she did not enjoy it, and it taught her what it's like to be humiliated as a fat person. I mean, it sucks to have to sit in makeup like that every day. Go ask fucking Dave Bautista or some shit.
Starting point is 00:44:41 Well, this is obviously the answer. She's like, I didn't enjoy that. It's like, yeah, because you have to do three hours of fat suit makeup every day. That sucks. And you go. Brutal. Okay. When we were doing Buck and Chuck, let me ask you a question.
Starting point is 00:44:52 Would you wear the fat suit and then walk up to a fat guy and be like, I now understand you. Solidarity, brother. The idea that we wear the fat suits so we understand. They used to do that shit on like those corny like 2020 shows or something where they're like oh it was the best they give you a fat suit so you can figure out what it's like to live as a and it was always someone who like said something mean about fat people online so then yeah like you know like you can walk a walk a mile in their shoes or
Starting point is 00:45:18 dude it was tyra they used to make these girls on tyra bank show they would make someone wear the fat suit then they would send them to the gym and be like, this is how hard it is to be fat and try to make them do sit-ups. But they're wearing like a fucking fat suit, right? Yeah, they're wearing prosthetics. Yeah, they're wearing like a big fat suit. They have to do sit-ups and they can't do it. And then they hire actors that are supposed to be people in the gym
Starting point is 00:45:36 to walk over and be like, you fat fuck. And you go, no, what other gym does that? They hire actors to go like call them fat and be like, you're a piece of shit you shouldn't even be here and then they go then they start crying and then they go this is what i'm most likely to be fat and they go probably not no no it's not but gwyneth paltrow saying that she put the fat suit makeup on so she understands the plight and it was like well no you understand the plight of walking around a hollywood set for which you are the star of the star of this movie
Starting point is 00:46:04 and so you you people were i doubt people were meaner to you and they didn't surprise you with this they were like hey so you know we're gonna be a month shoot shooting for a month or 45 days or whatever and you guys every day which is pretty normal for any superhero movie like if you're in any kind of superhero movie or whatever that sucks yeah they're all just like that's part of the deal i don't know yeah shit does suck yeah it sucks no question but it's just crazy i mean a gwyneth paltrow is like the fat girl is doing an article about how this ruined her life and you're like yeah that sucks and gwyneth paltrow is like right there with you i've experienced all of that my life was torture when i was walking around that fat she's like that's not what i meant we always do this like i feel like there's like the fourth
Starting point is 00:46:42 thing wacky that gwyneth p your ass. She's always wacky. Yeah, I mean, that's what happens when you start shoving shit up your pussy for a living. That does happen, man. I agree with that. You start going off the reservation. Hit the nail on the sniz. Hit the crystal on the sniz.
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Starting point is 00:47:10 And it was kind of like rationalizing being crazy. It was like, you're not crazy. It's good to know. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It was saying you're Clairaudient. So this one goes,
Starting point is 00:47:17 how to know if you're a karmic mirror and you trigger the people around you by being your authentic self. Have you ever noticed that some people seem to just not like you for no reason at all? You simply walk into a room and your presence annoys them. We got a case of a karmic mirror. Sometimes before you've even entered a word, you can't put your finger on it.
Starting point is 00:47:39 But something in the energy between you just might be off and you might be a karmic mirror. in the energy between you just might be off and you might be a karmic mirror so basically she said like are you annoying and no one likes you that's because you're a karmic mirror and the the general gist of it is that you uh show them things about themselves that they want to be so you're basically like a douchebag and you walk into a room and fucking everyone's like oh fucking this guy and he's like you hate me you hate me because you ain't me yeah it's kind of the gist of it you walk in like first time you meet somebody go hey you got something on your tie oh oh you know this fucking guy no it's the guy you wish you were that it's the uncle yeah he takes the tie and makes it a fucking tongue joke pick a card any card and then you go no you go i'm a karmic mirror
Starting point is 00:48:23 and you wish that you could do magic sure yeah but yeah sounds like just an asshole it's an asshole annoying person i mean we have a couple there's a couple people in comedy sure there's a couple of them that like but they're like i'm an asshole they don't make some fucking like you know rah-rah bullshit that chicks do where they go it's just your karmic mirror there was one about two years ago there's one person that we've there's so many people have been like yeah i don't like that guy it's just like there's something about him and then uh this is like three years ago and i was telling my chick i was like yeah people don't really like him that much and then she came back and he was like you know he told me that he's the one who told you to start doing street interviews she's like what the fuck i was like is that true and i was like true that
Starting point is 00:49:10 he was your inspiration for comedy she basically and he his story was just like yeah i remember you know he was gonna he's talking about you know maybe doing something on the internet and i was like you should do street interviews and he was like and ryan was like yeah and then look at him now and i was just like what this is what he said it's like ryan did he tell you about the internet because he said that he was the first person who told you that the internet but he's way he's there's a few of those people where you go yeah this person is uh no one likes them and people will be like why and you go just you'll see it's just it's just a personality defect sometimes it's as little as that you know some people just rub everyone the wrong way.
Starting point is 00:49:45 Yeah. Right? But the idea of... It's one thing being like taking my craziness, but it's even funnier to me to be like, you bother everybody. Sure. That's just because of how much they want to be you.
Starting point is 00:49:56 Yeah. Leave it to... They're haters. Everybody's just haters. It's the fucking haters on crack. But to rationalize that people don't like you because they just want to be you on like a clinical level. It's so fucking great.
Starting point is 00:50:10 You can only, these people can come up with this fucking gobbledygook. Yeah. They're just like, you're just, uh, objectionably you're intimidated by their confidence. Uh,
Starting point is 00:50:20 this is a big part of it. So as a comic mirror is someone who has, has the ability to unconsciously mirror someone's flaws and insecurities back at them so kind of like but even then subconsciously it'd be like you know this guy's rich and he wants to be rich is kind of what they're saying but it's like well they don't have one example of that by the way because what exactly would that be like even if it was one of those where it's like a girl, like we're going back to girls where the girl's like, oh, this girl's in like a happy marriage and I'm single and I'm
Starting point is 00:50:48 bitter about it. You know what I mean? And you could say that, but it's like, well, but are you coming in being like me and my husband? Oh, I don't know how anyone could be single. You're obviously rubbing it in. Yeah, you're rubbing it in. It bothers them that much.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Yeah, totally. No one's going to show their cards that much. Like some guy shows up to like a homeless person the homeless person's like you got any change and you're like sorry I just I don't
Starting point is 00:51:09 I lost my $40,000 watch and my wallet and so and you're just rubbing it you know I mean I mean I'm fine but I just can't give you 50 cents right now
Starting point is 00:51:16 yeah exactly right and you're just like obviously it's just good saying it's good phrasing the other way though you guys I guess he's a bit of a karmic mirror you know what i mean this guy is a little bit of a karmic mirror you know what i mean he's a fucking asshole yeah so some of you don't like someone saying they're a karmic mirror is
Starting point is 00:51:35 always good to take these i love the term chicks can kind of like concoct yeah it's amazing i don't know how they come up with this stuff i love it dude yeah she so there's a bunch of tiktokers that have fucking gotten all over this and she explains people might tend to avoid you in order to face avoid facing uncomfortable truths about themselves so it's like if you weren't invited to a park but it's like it might be true i like that some one person but just like broad swaths of people you're changing every time you're changing every time, like every person you meet, you have this like new persona because if you're the karmic mirror, like it must be that that's your personality. It doesn't even make sense.
Starting point is 00:52:11 It doesn't make sense because yeah, you're at a party, you meet 10 people and you have like 10 different things and you're like nailing for each one. Every one of your things is a karmic mirror to someone. So like you just can't stop
Starting point is 00:52:20 like being, making people feel insecure with how fucking great you are. Yeah, you know what? Insecure is a good general one because you make everyone feel insecure and then everybody goes, well, I'm insecure. Sure. With how fucking great you are. Yeah, you know what? Insecure is a good general one because you make everyone feel insecure and then everyone goes, well, I'm insecure. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:52:29 What are you insecure about specifically? It's like a different person, different thing for everyone. For everyone. But that person's insecure. So, karmic mirror. Well, just to say that, yeah, just like entire populations of people
Starting point is 00:52:41 on aggregate throughout your life have wanted to avoid you and no one wants to be your friend. That's just, they're all jealous. Yeah, I mean mean a true karmic mirror is not getting invited to shit karmic mirrors are staying home and just hanging out looking at the phone being like huh well just she says she goes no one wants to invite her to birthday parties no one wants to get her at things classic life of a karmic mirror man just being so fucking great no one can handle me it's the girls you can i mean a million comedians have made like a stand-up joke about this but it's that you can't handle me yeah it's like what exactly can't i handle sure i was talking about that at the beginning uh when
Starting point is 00:53:12 i first started comedy some version of when girls were saying that oh you know i'll do moves you like you didn't even know existed and it'd be like the normal three are fine yeah it's like what that i didn't know existed it's like that idea of like you can't handle me i was like what exactly are you about to do that cannot be handled it's gonna be fucking on top and then the worst part is you gotta like play along whoa wow head with both hands i can't handle this okay i guess you could come quick that's what you come quick and be like i couldn't handle you yeah guess you're right yeah you were spot on and uh you gotta go i couldn't handle it sorry about that yeah uncomfortable truths about themselves
Starting point is 00:53:59 this might make you feel like you need to uh turn down your light in order to accommodate others well it's like i hate turning down their light i don't know i've ever met a gender that doesn't like turning down their light it's the most of all the genders if you tell a chick to turn down their light if you even just like insinuate that their light may have to be dimmed it's number one thing they don't like is that like condemned but also it is there's it is funny because if there was even any hint of truth to this any sort of uh you know dude based like advice is more just like yeah if you're the fucking top guy in every room then you're probably like you know maybe like if you're like a billionaire all your friends are fucking poor like maybe you need a little bit more friends on your level yeah whether that be
Starting point is 00:54:44 socially financially or whatever that is you know what i mean or in this specific circle it is like if you you know if you're uh in sports and every one of your friends is not good at sports and just like you're like a professional athlete to be like yeah maybe you want some friends that are a little more athletic so they're not completely jealous you might want some friends that are in your echelon sure but this is this is like, is this a girl that's just like the greatest in the world hanging out with literal
Starting point is 00:55:08 fucking homeless people being like, you're jealous and you're like, well, either, yeah, duh,
Starting point is 00:55:14 they're jealous. Like, you're a fucking millionaire and these people are all like fucking homeless or two, you're lying. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:55:20 it sounds like bitchy cope. Of course this is cope. This is a fucking, but it's just, yeah, it's just C-O-Pp-e you ain't got no alibi you cope it oh you cope yeah you ain't got no alibi chicks have quite the imagination though they do have a good imagination coming up with this childlike imagination almost well it's all based on you, there's something about me that I don't like. How can I clinically say that it's actually something good about me?
Starting point is 00:55:48 Yeah, exactly. You know what I mean? I can picture them being like, hey, you're a vegetarian, but you eat meat. This is why that's okay. Like, there's nothing that they can't fucking fit into some sort of. Here's why. Here's why you should be so hard on yourself. Here's why you can be a meat eater and still a vegetarian.
Starting point is 00:56:03 You can eat chicken once a week and still a vegetarian. if you actually think about it 99.9 of the time you aren't eating meat and that one time you know what i mean you could come up with anything yeah there's almost nothing yeah nothing why you nothing they can't do why beating your kid you're still not a violent person i tell my girl that all the time there's nothing you can't do there's there's nothing that you're not fucking capable of As a gender However Hayes emphasized the importance of Always being true to yourself no matter what
Starting point is 00:56:31 That's no matter what No matter if true to yourself means doing heroin Ultimate justification for being a piece of shit The ultimate code I'm just being true to myself what can I say this is who I am Bro I'm sorry that I was being true You took a fucking shit In the fucking corner of the room You took an upper decker at my grandma's house that's who i
Starting point is 00:56:50 am dude you think you can't handle me you can't handle me you think upper decker dan's not gonna take an upper deck they think they could why do you think they call me upper decker dan you can't handle oh i'm sorry you triggered yeah exactly you can't fucking handle me i'll take the upper deckers and that's that you know a lot of people say uh you know like when people have this argument of freedom of speech and they go freedom of speech isn't freedom from consequences and obviously i mean there's like a everyone knows that's a spectrum with a brain but you like wonder where you go yes but i don't think those consequences should be losing your job like on aggregate or whatever it's like a culture right but the other part was like that's the same thing i kind of think about like identities a little bit where it's like
Starting point is 00:57:30 you have freedom for identity but people don't have to be down with it it's like those are the same principle and i feel like i sit the same on everyone where it's like yes obviously people are allowed to get mad at you if they don't like what you think or whatever i say but like yes obviously people like don't have to be about what you're about. You know what I mean? Same with like religion. You're like, yeah, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:57:47 You can be whatever you want. Just don't make me involved. Yeah, that's the one. That's what the groups that I don't like is when they start making you involved. That kind of goes back
Starting point is 00:57:55 to the Oliver Anthony thing a little bit. That's because everyone was sort of saying like he should be, admit to being conservative. That's why like, I've sort of mentioned this before,
Starting point is 00:58:03 but if you actually look at all of the biggest like leading figures that are very about like the group, it's always a little feminine. That's why like a lot of the big like conservatives that make money are a little feminine.
Starting point is 00:58:13 You know what I mean? But, and the reason for that is whenever they start saying like, come on guys, like you'll, you'll kind of notice like a Matt Walsh type do this where he'll say like,
Starting point is 00:58:24 he'll pick something that is not even liberals and he'll say liberals because he's always trying to invoke the squad. Yeah, the us versus them thing. Yeah, because you almost need the comfort blanket of your group. I mean, it's literally one of the 40 laws of power. What is it? It's just like the us versus them thing
Starting point is 00:58:43 where you go like, it's us versus them and they're common for us and you know you don't you want to be on this team yeah there's very much part of it set these teams up but i always just think like the people who sort of like need it you kind of see the people that like need the comfort of you know having like a a group around them that sort of uh yeah will mimic all their beliefs of course and feel otherwise you feel crazy it's like i think if you have all these beliefs and you have no one like reinforcing them,
Starting point is 00:59:07 sometimes I think you start feeling a little wacky because you're like, am I the only one? Yeah, I guess you don't want to have nobody. You want to have some people that think your things.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Right. But I think there's also, so this is kind of what I'm getting at is I think, here's a perfect example, right? There's these big groups
Starting point is 00:59:20 that exist on the internet. Like we're either this or the that, right? Yeah. We're the red pills. We're the this, whether that, right. We're the red pills, whether this, right.
Starting point is 00:59:26 And then there is sort of like, I think if you're like an independent person, you'd be like, yeah, I have my own little group, which is me and my friends, maybe my wife. Like you have your own sort of little subgroup,
Starting point is 00:59:37 but I think as opposed to being like, I'm a soldier in this other thing. And I think that's kind of where like it starts to get feminine when you like, you don't have the, you can't like create your own little group you know what I mean you need to be part of this sort of bigger thing
Starting point is 00:59:50 yeah and it's easier to kind of fold yourself into a bigger thing than creating your own like kind of it's a safety blanket yeah you know what I mean
Starting point is 00:59:57 yeah for sure then you can just sort of pick up on all the things there right it's like why sports are popular it's just such an easy thing to just be like I'm on the blue team it is easier to be on the blue team yeah but going back to the karmic mirror
Starting point is 01:00:11 uh however she emphasized the importance of always being yourself karmic mirrors are just one type of person who can nudge you to consider the unseen parts of yourself so they're sort of saying they're basically this is where it always gets to uh at the end of it it always kind of gets back to why the world's wrong of course because like basically it's saying hey i show up no one wants anything to do with me no one likes me and all of those people need to embrace the fact that i can show them that you're perfectly fine just the way you are you don't have a personality defect this is show them that's bad about themselves. And you're perfectly fine just the way you are. You don't have a personality defect. This is the world that's defective. Imagine someone being like,
Starting point is 01:00:50 you show up and everyone goes, oh God, this guy's here. And you go, I apologize for being the manifestation of what you hope to become. That's what they say. He's on his bullshit again. Imagine they don't like you
Starting point is 01:01:02 and then you're pulling that shit on top of it. Yeah, exactly. You just don't like this because this is how you are you know this is not how i am yeah imagine dating a chick that was just like on the this is on the manifestation you know all these people hate me because you're like me it was like what about at work also hate me because what about like your friends from college like also they hate me because they hate me. Yeah. Every different person. Vam dravitsaia dmoj podcast is the kind of thing I say to my grandma.
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Starting point is 01:04:21 Check it out. And this is where they've gone to on the dating. I honestly think girls are having a hard time with dating right now i sort of feel bad for them on that sort of accord i know because i i know what you mean but they did you know insane upper hand like no but i'm just saying they went so hard on like the men are bad stuff and so hard on listening to all the fucking retard girls that were telling them all the shit that they should do that fucking made them undesirable and made the dating market almost swing to dudes a little bit devaluating themselves they just fucking they took such a hit and now they're like don't know what to do about it and i'm telling you
Starting point is 01:04:52 these girls like post like political identity a lot of them are fucking not knowing what to do with themselves so they're coming up with crazy ass shit like one of them is master dating is a new hottest trend all about the solo self-pleasure and craze and it's like a whole fucking thing about going on dates and there's therapy no it's about going on fucking dates with themselves and there's therapists that are fucking charging them to go on dates with themselves and i'm telling you these girls a lot of them have gotten like very uh they just got like rocked by all the last little bit of stuff and just like they made themselves undesirable they don't know how to come out of it no one fucking wants anything to do with them because they made themselves annoying and gross and i mean nothing makes you sound more like a loser than having to call just
Starting point is 01:05:33 going to do something by yourself a date yuck like like look you can just go do something by yourself yeah like you can just go have a meal by yourself you can go like do something by yourself the moment you go hey or in your case you can go like do something by yourself the moment you go hey or in your case you can order two different meals and tell the person that it's for just you you can order two different and then eat it by yourself or you could do the thing where you cover for yourself when you order takeout and they go uh three four sets of cutlery and you go oh yeah yeah that's right yeah yeah we're doing a big family dinner uh the kfc family pack no but i mean i didn't know that you had a family huh yes it's just for the family i actually have
Starting point is 01:06:15 two families keep it coming keep them coming yeah dude it's like you're like what'd you do last night you're like don't skimp on the slaw only again another thing only chicks can do because it's like if you were like dude imagine going to like Nobu by yourself I went on a date you're like
Starting point is 01:06:30 okay I mean a date I could be wrong but I think if you like look it up there is some it is a date means two
Starting point is 01:06:36 has to more than one it is yeah so well no I think if you look it up it means date on a calendar well it has multiple meanings but I'm saying the meaning
Starting point is 01:06:44 that they're using it for is like no but I think where it came it up it means date on a calendar well it has multiple meanings but i'm saying the meaning that they're using it for is like i know but i think where it came from originally yeah but anyways calendar you would assume it means more than one person and the moment that you're like okay you're a crazy person now like just say you did something well the funnier part is it's a fucking there's a psychologist there's that's fucking this is his whole deal right he's a relationship coach Yeah. He's a relationship expert whose assistance is in the landing a soulmate in the city comes with a price tag of 10K. And Nobile says that flying solo
Starting point is 01:07:12 can be just as exciting and that'll be 10K. I did find you your soulmate. He goes, I paid you the 10K and I didn't find my soulmate. Au contraire. Au contraire. He pulls up the mirror.
Starting point is 01:07:25 So, again, can you imagine paying 10K for a relationship coach who tells you to go date yourself? Does that count as a relationship? Really bending the... It does for the 10K you just paid him. Really bending the definitions here. Flying solo can be
Starting point is 01:07:39 just as exciting as being taken out by a handsome and charming partner. Yes. Paying for yourself is just as good as being taken out by a handsome and charming partner. Yes. Paying for yourself is just as good as like some super hot. What were you going to say? Super hot. What? Hot person.
Starting point is 01:07:52 Person. Daniel. Of color. I know what he almost said. Hunk. Super. It's all chick. Daniel's hunks on the brain, dude.
Starting point is 01:08:02 Yeah, I do. Oh, yeah. I'd rather be myself than i'm a hot guy that's fucking great to watch you go oh yeah going by yourself is super it's way better than having a super hot person well it's funny shit though man these chicks 10 grand 10 fucking bands this guy's like might be boy of the month this guy rules yeah this guy has got these suckers on the line trying to find them a soul mate and he's got them going on dates like a matchmaker where you just wind up with yourself this guy's got these idiots going on dates with himself all
Starting point is 01:08:44 around the city is he like is he about a youtube prank channel potentially there's just two people at the fucking central park on a picnic nobile nobile this guy they'd be great if this guy has like literally a prank channel where he's like all right today i'm gonna pay me 10 grand that would a date. I guess that would be too mean. People would fucking... Oh, super mean. But it is really funny, the idea of a fake therapist. But you're picking on people
Starting point is 01:09:12 that have real problems. So it's a pretty tough one. But doing a fake therapist and getting people to sign up for your Zoom therapy, it's also, I think, illegal because you don't have a license. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:21 I wonder how hard it is to get a license. That's a good question. You would know, don't you? Yeah, I think it's it's pretty hard yeah i don't think it's you gotta do stuff it's not nothing yeah this guy's got a fucking thing in the bag though but if you don't say you're a relate you don't say you're a therapist this guy says i'm a relationship coach yeah dude there was a girl recently we never talked about this article but she basically she got kicked off of uh uh she got fired from her job for making tiktoks at work and she had like an empowering story of how she's like a life coach now and it was like
Starting point is 01:09:49 her qualifications are tiktoker that got fired from her job yeah and now she's a life coach like pay me money for my secrets yeah and it's like crazy and she's probably doing okay she doesn't make followings so she probably is doing okay i think a lot of these people probably they sign up for their life coaching but they just want to hang out with a girl because they think she's famous you know but make a whole so this is what they says for the dates make a whole day of it yeah so you and yourself you earned it you're not just blowing off they used to go that blowing off steam urge the expert who suggested master dating at least once a week he wants you to fucking make a day of it once a week.
Starting point is 01:10:26 How are they going to afford it? He just has to justify his 10K. He goes, you got to do a thing a week. They want you to make a day of it every week? That's crazy. You out of your mind, pal? Is the goal to eventually meet somebody? Is the goal we're doing this just so you can get comfortable with yourself
Starting point is 01:10:44 so that we can get you into like a proper relationship or like what like i think it's just it's just love yourself just dicking around it's basically dick around yeah around and just be poor fuck send yourself flowers in the morning well this is getting sadder and sadder dude when you're on the you ever sent flowers and you call them in? This address. And you go, so where's it going to? And they go,
Starting point is 01:11:10 and who's it from? Same name as the, as the address. And is there a message? You are beautiful. You are beautiful. You are worth it. You are a king. Okay.
Starting point is 01:11:21 Okay. And can I pay extra just to make sure that it's there by tomorrow i'm gonna need those tomorrow morning send yourself a sweet note saying i can't wait to see you tonight so you're sending in you're saying you're crazy it's like crazy behavior yeah you know what's really crazy behavior that it's ten thousand dollars geez schedule a fancy mode of transportation to get these they want you taking a limo to your date, by the way.
Starting point is 01:11:46 Yeah. I mean, people, I guess, have tons of money. Make a full day of love. So this is for divorce chick that fucking took the bag in the settlement. Right. I mean, people, I guess, have lots of money in cities. Like, we have a friend of ours who he was telling me he was going on dates that were getting set up by some, like, matchmaker. Like, some, like, big matchmaker.
Starting point is 01:12:03 And I guess he got in the pool of of guys or whatever and he's like the girls would tell me like they were they were paying like 10 grand a month to go on like a date with your buddy yeah i mean you know him too but it's like he's just a comic and he's like he was just getting do you think that and i was like really you may see you're sitting like i'm trying not to be like a dick but i'm like really you is that what you're saying kind of like he was like, yeah, I know. He's like, I don't know. It's weird.
Starting point is 01:12:27 It's like 10K gets you. Jeez. What is that? The bronze package? What do you get when you kiss? That's you frolicking in the park by yourself. Yeah. Doing the Austin Powers.
Starting point is 01:12:39 You know that one? Yeah. Charleston. That's you fucking with the flowers in your house naked. I'll never fall in love again. Don't tell me about it. You eating cake. Would you like dessert?
Starting point is 01:12:58 I think I would. This is you sitting at the thing. You go, you're talking to yourself. You go, we probably don't need dessert i'm just just josh and danny two please i wonder if there's any scenario where like the guy goes has like a guy who's going on these master dates and then well the diet goes on a master day with a flashlight but i'm saying no but i'm saying like a good he has a guy client and a girl client who's telling them to be alone and then he goes wait a minute and they like pair
Starting point is 01:13:25 yeah yeah it's like a eureka moment that's the platinum package well the platinum package is a month I'll tell you about each other I'll tell you psychos about each other guys deserve each other parents drive you nutcases he just sends them all to the same bar for like solo dates and it's just like
Starting point is 01:13:43 a fucking singles mixer it's just a bunch of people on a date by themselves at the bar. Everyone's dancing by themselves. And there's a single flower, and they're like... Okay, switching gears a little bit. We're going to go the other way and fucking... I'm going to talk about a guy that's, in my opinion, lost it a little bit. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:01 Give the girls a break for a little bit. Talk about the dudes. Because some of the dudes have gotten off the fucking deep for a little bit talk about the dudes because some of the dudes have gotten off the fucking deep end a little bit too and sometimes you need to you need to mention that you know i'm sam yeah but it's pretty funny so actually this girl i accidentally looked at my boyfriend's diary and found out he's an incel so out of the gate i thought the thing was going to be like uh oh this wife's a nut case he said nothing crazy yeah but reading the diary it was a little funny but But it is also funny
Starting point is 01:14:25 that she calls the incel terminology where you're like, it's your boyfriend. It's like, he's obviously not involuntarily celibate. This is, she don't know, she don't know what the fuck
Starting point is 01:14:34 she's talking about. But the things that were in his diary was basically, she's, this guy's obviously just been like mainlining red pill content. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:42 Like Tate City. Yeah. Do you know what? There's a lot of people like fucking arguing in that space you know what i heard abba and preach were saying that um it kind of goes back to the you know can you get good message from the guy the bad person or whatever yeah you know we obviously like abba but i think on the show that he was like i might have been preached but he was like the um the problem with a lot of these guys is uh their message is like just covered with you know bad it's like all just like one you know two good
Starting point is 01:15:11 things that are bad things they were just like if you eat food and if you're like oh i want this sandwich but it's covered in shit would you say it's still a sandwich like you'd avoid the whole thing right that was their argument but then i was like i guess i was like that kind of makes a good point but then i thought about it more and i was like well yeah but i guess if you think of it as a sandwich it'd be more like if you think of information like nuggets of gold for example if you found a bunch of nuggets of gold and there was a bunch of shit on them you would still try to take the nuggets of gold out so it kind of the analogy just depends on how you look at information right how hungry you are and but i think it does boil that down you go was i do i look at like
Starting point is 01:15:45 these people as like am i looking for a sandwich like a fucking ideology or am i looking for nuggets of information yeah if you're looking for nuggets of information who gives a fuck if there's shit on it for sure but if you're looking for a fucking full package thing and you can't take the individual parts and they're not useful on their own then you're right being shit on it like you could go take you listen to entertain me like look you're only allowed to take away one thing you have to make yourself rules of that no but i'm saying if you go to something you go like you're only even if this is actually less entertaining even if you went to the most like fervent like uh person who opposes andrew tay and you go look like surely there's one thing you
Starting point is 01:16:19 can agree with him on surely you agree that i don't know if they would though because if you're like surely you agree working out is good for men exactly like no it's not oh yeah exactly you know like even if the working working i actually think they wouldn't be able to find one thing good about them but they're like ideologues like you know at that point they're just like they're of course but any normal person who is probably like yeah a lot of the stuff he says is like pretty like over the top but they go yeah working out's good well you have to also remember that like normal people that aren't super tapped into spaces don't see all of the things no like you know what i mean like if you talk about your day they might have seen four things and they make sense you go what about
Starting point is 01:16:52 all this other stuff it's like i don't know the entire catalog it's like most people are probably kind of like with a band you're like i like those four songs you like do you not know how shit that third album was you're like okay i haven't heard of it yeah okay you know fucking garbage that new album was and you're like hi whatever i't heard of it yeah okay you know how fucking garbage that new album was and you're like hi whatever i like the three songs i have on my spotify i'm sure not really that big of a deal to me no but so this guy uh the girl says the same intimacy that was overflowing at first was now non-existent it's like he flipped a switch and this guy flipped a switch and then she looked at his diary which i don't don't like the stuff i'm not on this girl's side necessarily
Starting point is 01:17:24 but she goes not in a snooping or diaries we're not in a snooping we're also not into having a and then she looked at his diary, which I don't like the stuff. I'm not on this girl's side necessarily. But she goes, Not in a snooping or diaries. We're not in a snooping. We're also not into having a diary as a man. Exactly. That's a little fucking corny too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this guy basically is 20 years old
Starting point is 01:17:34 and he just fucking got, he's been mainlining this kind of content on the internet. And this is what he writes. By 28, a female has damaged goods in my eyes. Hakima is already 36 and she is not selfless enough. She is questioning my leadership
Starting point is 01:17:45 and is challenging me. My trembling, she goes, my trembling fingers clicked on the next page. I need to find a younger and more innocent girl that I can trust.
Starting point is 01:17:53 Someone who sucks in bed, grew up sheltered and was a bit ugly for her younger years. Sounds like this guy is trying to do the lover boy method. He's trying to get some cam
Starting point is 01:18:02 in business. But I think that if you watch enough of that stuff, it does sort say that like that is the mold that you're looking for right yeah i mean there is some element oh here we go down here down and out you're doing like the austin powers oh now i'm going downstairs it It's Austin Powers oriented episode. Yeah, no, I mean, yeah. There is some element that's true. My point, no, no. My point to this is, and this is where it comes, this is
Starting point is 01:18:33 why I brought up the nuggets thing or whatever, right? Yeah. Like, obviously there is some argument to be made that there's you know, parts of that that's good, but like, what they're forgetting is the other side of it, where it's like, it's all trade-offs. And it's like, so, you know, there is a big thing of like, you want an innocent that that's good but like what they're forgetting is the other side of it where it's like it's all trade-offs and it's like so you know there is a big thing of like you want an innocent girl that's all this not all the bodies and all that stuff you know and on the other end of the spectrum have you know the more girls he's been with probably the more likely
Starting point is 01:18:56 she is to fucking cheat the more divorce rates higher blah blah like there's just all this shit all of a sudden you know whatever if you're if you're not that you think it's gross whatever you want to say right the other side of that is the more innocent the girl is and the more like she likes your leadership the less independent you is and the more she's going to be like fucking needy yes so it's like this is the part of the trap guys i think might want that though well you want like a pet you okay this is very true right so this is the part that it goes back to who you are because if you're a type of dude that wants to accomplish anything and is like working towards anything what you don't want is a girl that needs fucking constant attention no so you are right if you are maybe the guy that like has a job that you work 30 hours a week you're kind of just
Starting point is 01:19:42 looking to chill all this stuff you're semi-retired almost yes and that's work 30 hours a week. You're kind of just looking to chill all this stuff. You're semi-retired almost. Yes. And that's why you see a lot of people like even in our industry or stuff like that, they kind of have like somewhat of an independent girl. And then after they get divorced, their next one is a little more needy. It's like they're semi-retired now and they're just spending the money and living lavishly. I know a lot of people that sort of,
Starting point is 01:19:59 I mean, there's a second round was more of that, right? But the negative part of having the fucking you know super young super innocent is they fucking take up a lot of your fucking time and headspace yeah it's like you know what i mean but i guess you can mold them a little better to how i guess what you you can't mold that in out of them because the truth is the independence like the girl that sort of like disagrees with you a lot she also fucking is doing her own thing a little more.
Starting point is 01:20:26 And again, I'm not saying that there isn't a spectrum and you find what's right for you, but I think when you start to get into people's heads like, this is the perfect one, there isn't a perfect one. I think that's, of course, with a girl, it's like, there is no
Starting point is 01:20:42 perfect fucking girl. There's been a lot of guys who probably... There's going to be problems no matter what perfect fucking girl there's been a lot of guys who probably they're all problems there's gonna be problems no matter what for sure there's a lot of guys who i i guarantee like throughout history i've just been like you know i'm just gonna keep moving on i'm gonna find that right one and she's like never happens right you're it's just you who is too way too picky and thinking that that even exists yeah exactly and it's not even like yeah it's it's not maybe not picky is the right word it It's that you think it exists is the word. I wonder why that guy is staying in that relationship if he has all these.
Starting point is 01:21:09 I wonder if he was like so diabolical, like he's like so 40, where like the last page was like, and I'm glad you found my diary, Shakima. Yeah, maybe. Or whatever, like she read all that stuff. Because I understand that's sort of annoying where you're just like, but yeah, the bottom line is like always, it's always gonna be some parts of it that suck a little bit of course you know what i mean so i think that to
Starting point is 01:21:30 some degree you probably tried i think in a lot of people try to get too much from their fucking significant other too because like don't forget you go what you want is like you want to people always try to get everything from their girlfriend it's like because i feel like there is some degree where girls can like they get their social life from their guy from dudes it's like no you want to have your fucking boys you want to have your this like that wants to be like a small you don't want to try to get all the things you need in life from her your satisfaction like your all that stuff needs to come from somewhere else yeah a little bit you know i mean compartmentalize it too yeah so you don't want all that stuff to come from her so if you have someone that's just like stay at home unless you the only
Starting point is 01:22:06 way to like have that is you give her a ton of kids and then it's like okay whatever like they're all gonna be fucking yeah at that point she's got her hands full yeah and probably she's not working so whatever unless you're like living on you're one of those living off the grid people where you're like you know there's no no neighbors for 50 miles and well you need someone there yeah and then you're just gonna be fucking by yourself or whatever but yeah so there's like there's two sides of it there's two sides of every coin and there's no perfect version I think that
Starting point is 01:22:32 many of men including fucking everyone I know and you talk to people when they're like 50 it's like yeah you fucking you think that you're like this basically there's this problem and you're like okay this didn't work this I think I can solve this problem of like it's like an equation of like okay i want to have a chick but i also want to ban girls you know i want someone that's this
Starting point is 01:22:52 but i want something it's like this equation you think you can solve and it is unsolvable and you just die on your last day and you're just like it was never solved yeah some guys solve it by like killing themselves and i do but i actually mean they solve it by like killing themselves. And I do, but I actually mean they solve it by like, like essentially like dumbing themselves down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like die inside.
Starting point is 01:23:13 You die inside a little bit. And then you're just like, Oh, the happy wife, happy life guy. And you're just a shell of yourself. Yeah. You kind of essentially become just like a servant to your family unit to some
Starting point is 01:23:22 degree. I think that maybe is one way to solve it, but I don't think that works for some people up a bit you npc yourself up a little bit but there isn't really a solution so i think when people watch this content that says there's this perfect solution it's the same thing that feminism did to girls where they go there's this perfect solution waiting out for you and then all it did is kind of make them unhappier yeah yeah whereas if you just know there isn't the perfect i wonder if this guy's like it would be interesting to you know like funny to find out this guy's like it would be interesting to you know what I mean or like funny to find out
Starting point is 01:23:46 this guy's like you know 400 pounds kind of thing and he's all like not even better dude I hope so he goes her eggs are wasted they're dried up
Starting point is 01:23:56 and I'm on to the next hot piece of ass she's a slut that's a dirty slut that's sleeping in the next bed of mine. And you're like, you ain't doing better than this, pal.
Starting point is 01:24:08 I've only been getting a head once every three minutes. Once a day is not enough. I've Googled, I continued to the other tabs, five signs of a low notch count in a woman. Low notch count. She wasn't happy with it.
Starting point is 01:24:23 This has got Tate written all over it. it yeah he yeah he has a bit of that for sure i think there's other people that have more aggressive versions of it but he's yeah he's definitely into that dabbles in that little bit world the body the body count world i mean i yeah whatever you don't want some crazy high body count because it is fucking those girls are can be a hassle of course but you know but yeah the idea of like writing a doc i'll tell you what this guy uh that says i generally the guys that are like writing diaries like this they're like there's that this this is sort of tate stuff but the guys are writing the diaries like you're not the type of guy that has some fucking subservient wife to your leadership no hell no man fuck that guy doesn't have a diary yeah i don't think i don't think any of tate's advice is yo go keep a journal
Starting point is 01:25:08 i don't think that's any of his advice so please it's just like don't waste your time journaling go for it it's pretty hilarious i thought this was gonna be like 15 because it does remind me of like a 15 year old yeah to-do list get hot chick who's fucking subservient to my leadership. Yeah, get head in car. Get innocent girl who will subserve me. But it is at 28, we're having a to-do list that's like, I guess I've had a to-do list in my life where it's like dump chick and it just sits there. Just top of that list staring back at you every day. Sits there along with get an oil change.
Starting point is 01:25:46 The odometer of your life is just rolling over. Let's just say my list was oil change, haircut, dump girl. And I'll tell you this, you can read between the lines, but I haven't changed the oil and I got long hair. Now the move there is you go, honey you handle my uh to-do list i'm just like so overwhelmed and you handle the one see and she goes break up with me i'm not doing how am i gonna do your to-do list well that's why it's on there you're not subservient to me you just proved my point yeah you prove my point it's over i'm not doing this you've proved my point genius he's genius
Starting point is 01:26:26 i'm not a fucking annoying person this german harris who fucking inherited 30 she's inheriting like 90 billions of dollars fucking idiot and she's on a big billions yeah she's she inherited 90 billion or inherited billions yeah and she's on a tour saying that she wants all of it taxed away and billionaires shouldn't exist and all this sort of stuff right yeah and it was just she wants 90 tax away and it's like it was the most annoying person in the world like imagine just ever being around this person she's got the haircut you think she has she looks exactly how you'd think she'd look but the first part was why did the grandmother give her the money like if she's well because the grandmother worked goddamn hard to build a company so why give it to her then why give it
Starting point is 01:27:04 to her if she's gonna give it all away obviously the grandmother didn goddamn hard to build a company that made that money. Why give it to her if she's going to give it all away? Obviously, the grandmother didn't make any of that money. Oh. What the fuck are you on? Good point. Because the grandmother fucking got it. Yeah. The grandmother didn't work for it either.
Starting point is 01:27:17 But the more important part is when you have these annoying chicks, right? And there's a lot of them. They'll inherit like a billion dollars and they want 90% of it gone so they can make a point. Blah, blah, blah, blah. I was like, yes, it's easy to give away money when you didn't fucking work for anybody okay but also like give it away like if you think the money why would you want the most inefficient way possible but you you're hitting the nail on the head but the point is these people it's always 90 sure why not a hundred percent girls like i
Starting point is 01:27:42 shouldn't have this money i can't believe I have to be born A stupid rich guy I'm giving away 90% of the billions Like Why not 100% Yeah you're still keeping
Starting point is 01:27:52 500 million dollars Why not give away Every single penny Yeah that's true You are still keeping 500 million dollars I think she was getting 5 billion or something
Starting point is 01:27:59 Why not give it all away Yep It's like well clearly You're fucking full of shit yep give away every penny or nothing and keep your job at the fucking as a barista or keep it or keep enough money for yourself to have like oh shit down we go oh here we go basement please oh and I'm just gonna
Starting point is 01:28:25 oh man you're listening to this right now you're like what is going on I'm gonna read the bottom of the article here
Starting point is 01:28:29 I'm lazy I just made a lot if you're listening our chairs are going up and down bottom floor bottom floor please funny and uh german harris
Starting point is 01:28:53 because of the wealth you shouldn't decide to get the money a is this lift broken? Bottom floor, please. Why not tax it all? Exactly. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, she should give herself like an annuity where she gets 50 grand a year
Starting point is 01:29:14 for life or whatever. Give herself an annuity where it makes she zero all right called bullshit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, she's whatever. Basic. It's understandable
Starting point is 01:29:21 for like at least basic needs met like food and shelter well the problem with these people is they don't understand but why would you want the government
Starting point is 01:29:30 like you surely you're not a pro-government communist I guess she is of course she is well I guess but you're like you know that
Starting point is 01:29:38 like okay I guess if she's super far left she's like the government can do everything better than me including decide where my own money goes
Starting point is 01:29:46 but they don't I mean it's hard to explain wasteful allocators of money like that's possible to exist that's a fact that's a known fact you know those charities and you can see like how much actually like makes it exactly yeah it's like 3% of the money actually makes it cut the bureaucracy give it out yourself
Starting point is 01:30:02 just go stand out on the fucking street you're better off literally getting a fucking helicopter and just helicoptering them jump into it yeah just helicoptering the money just out from the thing and just letting it fall in the streets or whatever i don't know of course yeah like well no but the thing they they first of all they don't understand the idea of like capital where they they act these people actually think billionaires are just sitting there with like a checking account balance of one billion yeah for sure and they're you know just in their checkings account yeah he's like oh no people like use capital to do things absolutely like by twitter like by twitter yeah and it's probably uh i guess she has some guilt well they also all
Starting point is 01:30:40 from like an oil of course yeah but it's like you have guilt doesn't mean everyone else but they also don't understand like the idea where you go you know we live in this unequal society and that's you're like yeah that's a function of having freedom yeah you go that's a part where it's always funny to me because it was like there's inequality and you're like yeah obviously you do like that's the balance you're trying to strike you know what i mean you can't just have you know the rich people have all the money because that's how you get fucking people very unhappy right so you need to figure out a way to you know keep people not that pissed off and that's why you know the gains and it is unreasonable that the last like 20 years the gains have not you know the wage hasn't gone up but gdp
Starting point is 01:31:18 is whatever you want to call it right so there is a problem with that but the idea that like there is going to be no equality it was like no that's a that's a function of the system not a defect yeah yeah of course of course it's a feature not a bug it's a feature not a bug yeah i don't yeah i don't know she's obviously stupid because like give your money away but annoy yourself yeah and that'll give you something to do totally right but she does yeah she's trying to use it to be a good point but the dream scenario is i get taxed it is like a spoiled rich kid because it would be true it's like you yeah you would have someone that you go if you had someone that like generally worked really hard and like you know was a you know someone that like worked really hard and was always trying to build stuff they took that money
Starting point is 01:31:57 they probably would be like oh i'm gonna do something really great with this she's literally like taking away yeah take it away i don't know i'm taking away it'd be funny if like take it away yeah take it away I don't deserve it I'm taking it away it'd be funny if I'd take it away but also take his away too and his away yeah you go that guy made his one take it away
Starting point is 01:32:10 like I wonder if it was the kind of thing where like her grandfather was like kind of like had ties to the Nazi party or something why don't you just buy a bunch of people healthcare
Starting point is 01:32:16 like literally give a billion dollars like buy a bunch of people well she probably lives somewhere that has free healthcare she's in Europe probably free health
Starting point is 01:32:21 but you could buy housing you could that's the one that I was always you could like get tons of migrants over to your country from all over the place you could buy so many you could buy so many migrants you can i guess you're renting them technically but you could sponsor a bunch of you could sponsor a bunch of migrants there's so many things you could do with this money oh tons tons of shit uh asymmetrical bowl cuts for free asymmetrical
Starting point is 01:32:43 she could get a fucking like chinese company to design like some sort of like bike helmet that you put on and just gives you the the haircut chinese bowl cut haircut kind of like a floby slash like how about this go to every place that doesn't want to do gender neutral bathrooms and be like i'll pay for them yeah i'll pay for the modification of them yeah because a big a lot of the places, they're like, yeah, I don't want to do that because it's going to cost fucking 10 grand and we're like a family business. Be like, okay, I'll pay for every gender neutral bathroom.
Starting point is 01:33:12 So many things that she could do that would probably align with her fucking shit. Yeah, she doesn't give a shit though. Well, the dream scenario is I get taxed. The co-founder of Tax Me Now. Tax Me Now. Tax me, daddy. Tax me, daddy. Tax me good. Tax Me Daddy. Tax Me Daddy.
Starting point is 01:33:26 Tax Me Good Daddy. Tax Me Good Daddy. It's a group of wealthy people in Germany who are campaigning for greater taxes on their earnings. What about if they just paid people's tax bills? Go pay blue-collar people's tax bills so they have more money to live better lives. The truth is they're putting skin in the game that means nothing.
Starting point is 01:33:47 It's like, this is the thing. They're saying other people should have their money taken away, and they'll be like, you can take mine away too. And you're like, yeah, but it wasn't really your money, so it's very different. Do you know what I mean? It's kind of like you're basically saying like, it's obviously daddy's money.
Starting point is 01:34:01 So you're just like, hey, I think we have too many cars. We should crash my, we have too many cars. We should crash my, everyone should crash their cars. Crash four of yours and four of my dad's. That's the gist of what you're saying. You know what I mean? You're like, well, those aren't cars that like you made money for and bought. And you'd be like, yeah, you should crash mine and my dad's.
Starting point is 01:34:21 Well, good luck with that. He goes this. It was like, anyone who has an empty room in their house should have migrants living there. You and my dad. It's all just their dad. And my racist dad. And my racist dad. That's what it always comes down to.
Starting point is 01:34:34 And the product of unequal society. That's the one when you're talking about their bad allocators or whatever. That's the one thing where... I mean, she is German. Legitimately, maybe her grandfather was a Nazi, though. That's possible. Sounding like that might be plausible be plausible sounding like that might be possible yeah
Starting point is 01:34:47 but they were saying like when Jimmy Dore talks about like when we were talking about him in the healthcare or whatever and we've like people did make the point in us like there is some degree when you're
Starting point is 01:34:57 kind of looking at like oh the government's so corrupt I guess if you're saying oh if they're gonna do it his way it's like you actually do have to tear the government down and start from scratch which which is probably unlikely.
Starting point is 01:35:07 But with the health care thing, there are a few like that where I accept that there would be a bad allocation where you go, yeah, it costs 30% more, but I still think it makes sense. So I'm like, I think that's why I never like when people deny. They go, no, they can do it just as good. Like, no, they can't. They cannot do just as good. On average, what is it, like 30, 40% of waste generally with government programs, generally something like that? Probably, yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:28 Something like that, right? Yeah. But there are one or two things where I still think that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I don't want to go like full libertarian thing. Two tier. Yeah, where you're like just totally privatized.
Starting point is 01:35:40 Like, you don't want to privatize like the subway. No. In like a city. And you're like, I don't know. That probably doesn the subway no and like a city and you're like i don't know that probably doesn't know i think subway sandwich should be socialized everyone should get they actually did just go private or no they were private and they were private they went public or not public something they got sold and the product of an unequal society i'm just saying the main takeaway from this article is just like this girl be fucking crappy to be around
Starting point is 01:36:02 until the until the bill comes it's a restaurant you're all fucking taxenheimer over here's gonna pay for it billionaire over here wants to redistribute the wealth fucking yeah redistribute the fucking cost of that bottle of wine start by redistributing the cost of this wine her speech she does a speech for the millionaires for humanity campaign in Amsterdam in August this year otherwise I couldn't be
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