The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Girl Goes on Dates with Herself, Losers Demanding Masks Again, & Jordan Peterson Controversy
Episode Date: September 1, 2023Jordan Peterson is making people feel unsafe, a girl asks guys bank balances before she dates them, and a German heiress wants billionaires to give away 90% of their wealth. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Dra...ftkings - Go to draftkings.com/audio and enter code BOYSCAST at signup to claim a free starter pack Factor -Go to factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter code BOYSCAST50 to get 50% off Babbel - Go to babbel.com/boyscast to get 55% off your subscription AG1 - Go to drinkag1.com/boyscast for a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 free AG1 travel packs SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com MERCH - ryanlongstore.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes LEAVE US A FIVE STAR REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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You know I'm constantly talking about side hustles and people always say to me,
I make less than 100k a year, how am I supposed to become a multi-millionaire?
And I always use this example, but you know what other occupation makes less than 100k a year?
Politicians. But these people have figured out a way to supplement that income by tapping into
the income earning potential of side hustles. Whether we're talking about Pelosi, Rich Burr,
Mitch McConnell, these people use side hustles to supplement their income by using information
that you get at your day job to then find an edge in the stock market while other people are losing money.
That money becomes passive income, by the way. And forget the stock market for a second. These
people have shown that you can use your day job to make the right connections to advance your
side hustle of giving speeches for a million dollars a pop with firms that you've passed
legislation for at your day job. Look, I'm always saying networking is everything.
It is. President Biden, for instance,
had a side hustle
as a practicing professor
at the University of Pennsylvania.
Yes.
Bringing in a cool $775K a year
without having to quit his day job
as the vice president
making a paltry $200K.
This is income that was made
off the clock
while other people are
at the lake house
or watching Netflix.
These people are utilizing
their connection
to get their own show
at Netflix. The money is there. It's just utilizing their connection to get their own show at Netflix.
The money is there.
It's just fear that's holding you back.
You know, I've heard this argument before, Carl.
And yes, there will be economists who write articles
about finding a suspicious pattern
of congressional members earning higher than average returns
in the stock market.
And you might just say, it's too risky.
I can't take the heat.
I just want to stay poor.
And stay poor you will.
If you are afraid of risk, turn this off right now.
If you are unwilling to use your inside information that you get at your job in order to unlock financial freedom for yourself.
Hey, when you open up your mind to the possibility of side hustles, you'd be surprised at how fast that cup fills up.
Mm-hmm. The Boys. It's the Boys Cast. The Lads. It's the Boys Cast.
The Dudes.
Prepare yourselves for the Boys Cast.
The Bros.
It's the Boys Cast.
The Homies.
It's the Boys Cast.
The Dudes.
It's the Boys Cast.
The Boys Cast.
This is the boys cast.
And listen, I don't know if you guys have noticed this,
but the five late night hosts have come together.
They got a podcast and I'm not happy about it.
They're desperate for the Rogan bump.
They want to just intrude on our territory.
And I got to say, this podcast game ain't about their cuck shit.
Their cuck shit don't fly over here.
Stay in your lane.
Stay in your lane.
This ain't, you know, some guy sitting at home with his fat wife while she's mainline cheetos into her gullet
watching him do softball interviews with celebrities this ain't that okay there's a
man's game in the podcast this is for people that were too hot for that world you don't just screen
record your zoom call with your boys and be like no thank you you want danny watched it wasn't
impressed it's not even video that's the crazy thing is their teaser was go here's some video and then
i just started listening to a day and it's just audio and you know what they just hit the record
all thing on their and they don't talk about anything of course they don't talk what are you
up to and the best actually no it's really funny is they all took a lot of shit because they all
went to the poor rooms of their house to do that i saw that too they're just like me and you buddy they like set design they're like
giant mansions it's like corner they like just all the shabbiest shit they could find so they're
just just a regular folks pulling in 28 mil a year each you know what the worst part is it's
gonna freaking fly to the top of the charts because all those those companies know how to
game it right right? Yeah.
Because a ton of it is new subscribers and stuff like that.
So you know they're going to be sitting on the charts like these scumbags.
But I tell you what.
They're giving away QR codes with the new vaccine shots
or download cards.
Strikeforce 5 with your booster card QR code.
So you just scan your QR code for your booster
and then you scan another qr code
and it just downloads automatically it's the same thing in covid though when you take these guys out
of their element when you take away the cameras the lights the action the 19 writers each the 19
writers each more importantly when you take away john stamos whatever the biggest celebrity guest
you can imagine someone probably even bigger than john stamos ariana grande oh yeah when you take
away those people and you leave them to their own devices you go what am i watching
tough they're just talking about fishing of course they are they go oh i was went fishing
they're not going to talk about the issues no how is you think they're going to get into it
i mean this is telling you talking points pal first off they don't have they don't know what
they they're not allowed to do much right like because of the strike this is all they're really
allowed to do they're just trying to like they're probably not even really allowed
to do this this is a bit of a loophole bit of a scab behavior i guess it's not written or not
produced it's nothing so this is and they're like we're just getting money from these sponsors to
give to their underlings or whatever the hell but like they talk about like not what's their
sponsor gay.com literally Diageo and mint mobile
like they got some big money I owe course obviously they're like given
Casamigos plugs and shit because that's that's the sponsor or whatever and
they're like I'm like I'm sponsored by oil just oil in general all in all of
the different oil companies of big oil every single different oil companies sort of come
together to cut us a check to for oil so if you're using oil this year we recommend you use more of
it honestly i'm sure they're all electricity has sponsored us because the main money is coming from
the these the title sponsors i'm sure in their mind they're like i really hope people don't
watch it's a real mask off scenario here that's what that's what i mean it was it was it also during covid but like it was more acceptable because everybody's like what's going
on right now it's a little quirkier yeah now you're like what what are you doing what are you
doing you guys can't write i mean it's true if you don't if you don't use it you lose it and this is
very evident watching their podcast it is a completely different game and it's like oh i'm
gonna say that i'm the line
the opinions i'm gonna be a politician essentially at my job of telling people opinions i don't work
that much but not talking about anything you want to be a politician this is what you do you take
your shirt off you post selfies and videos ever this is another thing and i'm not just trying to
be on a rant here but every politician now thinks it's their the move like it's sort of they're looking quirky yeah they're posting all these thirst
traps like what is going on i know the fact that i mean i signed up for chris christie's only fans
it's it's only burgers and he just fucking mainlines a sex machine that chris christie
he's a feeder it's a bit of a feeder
he's a feeder but he looks in the mirror
he's a feeder but he's a
he's asexual so he
masturbates and feeds
he's like looks in the mirror and he goes fucking eat that
burger yeah you do you fat fucking cow
ah ha
ha ha well I guess
okay the RFK thing I'll take it a
little bit when he was posting the shirt off because he's at least
sort of saying
I'm 70 years old
and I still look good
Vivek just turned his page
into a fucking cringe factory
yeah he's in his 30s
Vivek is just like
straight up
like his new photos
are like
here's my tricep
yeah I didn't realize
he was only 5 foot 7 though
I didn't realize that either
it's so crazy
that that just like
disqualifies you to be a president
why does that disqualify you I mean there's never been one under 60 to johnny's
face i mean it's just like i don't know it's just that's a rule of the presidents is it there's just
they're never like yeah i remember in highs i had a high school teacher telling me that when i was
in high school they're like yeah they're all over six foot tall and so all you little short bastards
and great i'm not saying it's fair i'm just saying it just seems to be some sort of rule i mean i don't think he's gonna be the president anyway but like the shirt
off behavior is in fucking insane dude yo just try if trump posted a fucking shirt off although
i would think i'd like that if he came out of jail no he should do is come out of jail and just have
the shirt unbuttoned like so just straight up like a Hawaiian
and he's just, I feel like that would be
I think he comes out in the jumpsuit
he goes, I didn't even change
I'll tell you what
on the topic of, you know what
sort of just get a plug in so early
but we do have a new shirt
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And also,
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You know what?
While we're doing plugs,
fuck it.
I'm on the road.
New York is fucking sold out.
You can't come.
Tacoma, Vancouver,
Kansas, Omaha, Edmonton.
I added a lot of dates
and I haven't brought them up
on this show for a while yet.
Los Angeles, Irvine.
Last one we did
was fucking banging.
San Jose, Phoenix, Toronto,
which is more than half sold
out now. Perrysburg, Columbus, Liberty,
Dallas, Baltimore, Winnipeg,
San Diego. And Danny, where are you
going to be again? I'll be September 9th in Poughkeepsie.
Okay. Yeah, catch me there. Actually, that'll
be sick. But, so
the mask mandates are back. And we talked
about this a little bit with Jimmy Dore, right?
But I was sort of deep diving into
it because this is a Canada thing with Jimmy Dore, right? Yeah. But I was sort of deep diving into it because so in Vancouver,
this is a Canada thing,
but in Vancouver, basically,
they legitimately have
a bunch of people
that are lined up
outside of a clinic
and they're doing
an actual protest.
Crazy.
But the protest is,
it's like, it's legit.
I thought it was like,
you go, this is like a bit,
like, that's what I thought.
I go, this is some,
some internet tricksters
are doing something
and they're going to trick us
into reporting.
Yeah, they'll have a sign that says, we need a bedtime.
Of course.
It's like, just wear one yourself.
But then we cover it, and then people go, gotcha.
Right.
That's what I'm worried about with these things.
Then you look into them, and you go, no, this is pretty real.
Right, so they have a bunch of people, the dorkest of the year.
You have to be so fucking at this point to be out there yeah it's like
yo so you what's your argument for the rest of time yeah and even though like you know even
though like taylor lorenz fake news media is out there being like yeah it's not that bad and the
mass don't really do anything you know i mean yeah and even still i mean the thing is they
i feel like this is what i was sort of saying before, but I think they can get the girlfriends involved because girls, I think they'll eat the slop
and the propaganda.
I think men en masse, you're going to have a very hard time getting the fucking dudes.
But they also beat up a guy at that protest.
A guy got beat up.
Well, they're fucking so fucking filled to the brim with TDS.
Yeah, they're so, but this is not even, it's like TDS, but they're in Canada.
It's like they have like a TDS with a U or something, but they just beat, I don't know,
they beat some guy up.
And also if you feel so unsafe that you're at the point where, listen, I'm so hyped up
about this stuff that I like, I want everyone to wear masks.
I don't want to leave my house.
Like, what are you doing out at a protest?
Why are you not in your bubble?
I mean, they're all masked up.
Lock yourself in a basement.
Six feet distance at the protest. Prot protesting six feet distance is very funny I don't know give us a bedtime
yeah I don't I don't I don't know what they're I no longer feel safe accessing blood work so
this girl wants to go give blood and she says she can't go to the hospital because there's not
enough they keep calling himself disabled it was it really is because all of this stuff came out how like this stuff was terrible for kids remember that article i
don't even think we ever did it but i had it written down covid masks stop people from smiling
yeah so they basically are doing a this fucking i mean they literally like they like reduce like
children's development like well that's what it is but this person was like a pretty good hustle they're basically giving lessons on how to smile again oh when i do it i'm a piece of shit when i
tell women to smile on the street you need to give you need to give ron de sanders those lessons
have you seen him but so the lessons they give people lessons on how to smile again it's 55 bucks
a session you show up and they show you a hollywood smile they said construction workers do that shit for free what do you mean
construction workers do give you your smile lessons they were giving away come on baby ear to ear
that's what they do they just sit you there and they whistle at you hey pretty pretty
that'll be 55 bucks so they've already
had a bunch of stuff like this come out where there's like all the problems and then it was
pretty much they most of the i feel like consensus even on the like freddy cat side was kind of like
mass didn't really do that much yeah and i mean look like obviously they wear masks in hospitals
i'm sure there's certain settings where they're like, yeah, we'll wear them here.
But for them to be like,
hey, we just need masks everywhere,
it's crazy.
It's not happening.
It's just not happening.
Yo, they propagandized these people so much
that they're outside protesting
to have their fucking...
Well, I guess they...
Because they're like,
we want masks all the time.
And then they did get it,
but it was taken from them.
So now they're like...
They had their thing.
They were like, well,
we could theoretically get it
back we did have it it's not like we never had it we did have it so we just have to get it back
these are 100 of people that would be protesting you know like like protesting curfew stopping
yeah protesting like hey you're allowed to travel from state to state and they'd be like we shouldn't
be allowed to travel from state to state absolutely not and you should not be allowed to fly unless you're vaccinated and bring back the vaccine
passports i just imagine i don't know any of these people in real life i've heard they exist but like
yeah i can't like who are they who are they what do they know lives look like i don't know i guess
they're on reddits in their forums being like hey i just left the house to you know i saw the sun for
the first time in five years hated it i it. I'm back in the garage.
Yeah, they read the CBC.
A lot of them post shit that they go,
my husband, like, can you believe this?
My husband went to a funeral.
Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And didn't wear a mask.
And they're still quarantining.
Fully cooked.
Like, if you go to, like, the U.S. or whatever.
I'd be embarrassed to be that person.
Like, probably, like, if they live in Canada
and, like, their partner goes to, like, the United States,
like, they have to quarantine for two weeks
when they come back.
They quarantine for the next two years.
Yeah.
You Sebastian Maniscalconis have a word with these people.
Aren't you embarrassed?
How are you not embarrassed to be out of that protest?
It's one thing if you want to be like, like kind of low key in your little den.
For sure.
Talking to your boyfriend being like, I wish they'd met us just again.
If you want to be a mole person, like go for it.
But you're a loud and proud mole?
Yeah.
That's exactly what it is. You're out there loud and proud mole? Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
You're out there loud and proud about being a mole, and it's weird.
Yeah, I guess the world adapted to you for that small period,
so then you're like, sure. They had the mole rules.
They got a taste of if everyone was a mole.
It's like if the mole world and the regular world combined,
they got a taste of it, and they go, that's not bad.
What if the whole world was moles?
You're crazy
it can't happen it was or maybe that vitamin d just like kind of invigorated them a bit and
they go we want some of that back but we need these rules right they were like we need mole
rules they need they they could have the first mole candidate
the mall people will not be kept in their garages anymore we want masks for everyone the mall people
will reign pure again yeah they're mall supremacists i better not fucking pull that
shit here that's all i don't think it would i mean they i said this day two of covid but like
you can make all the rules you want i'm not doing them no you have me back in it was covid was me
back in you know high school again i ain't doing
it yeah but i mean with like the flying and stuff when they're like won't let you on obviously had
to do that yeah you know what i mean like they're not gonna let you in the airport or on a plane
yeah and then you know you could and then you could be like the dissenters where you go like
uh can i get two packs of pretzels please and then you're just eating a pretzel like this the
whole time no you
know i was getting in trouble for fucking taking the mask off man you know what i was about dude
constant of course okay so but on the same topic of just like i guess this is more mold people
kind of thing yeah but we have sort of a tap so jordan peterson so theo vaughn's like in two on
tour in uh canada right yeah and a couple of our buddies are on tour
and he did his podcast
and our me and Danny's close
friends who we basically had a studio
with in Toronto and like we filmed the TV
series with and like just our boys
basically our squad
we had like our comedy squad and then our like film squad
that we had the office with and that was all our boys
so they did
the Jordan Peterson they did the theo von jordan peterson
interview because he interviewed him when he was in toronto and it was just like a huge fucking
hoopla i didn't yeah i didn't know anything like i just saw it like oh that's pretty cool because
they're in this like super weird like psych well you're not a mole person psychedelic fairy den
is where it was for uh theo's podcast yeah and one of our bodies is
like tapped into that studio or whatever and then it became like an enormous thing where everyone
was like i i'm gonna feel unsafe because jordan peterson was in the building he was in the
building yeah yeah i feel like they could they could sense him you know what i mean they're in
the bathroom and they just like a chill came over their body like a shutter what's going on in here
cool wind in the middle of summer.
They felt a cool wind in the other summer.
And they were filming their like NPR style thing
over the other side.
Yeah, of course.
That two people are going to listen to.
It's all like tons of like, you know, LGBT trans people.
They can't believe that.
They were filming the Jimmy Kimmel podcast reaction podcast.
Just like they talk about how good it was.
How good it was, yeah.
They're like.
They can't believe he
entered their space it's so crazy they're like it's like it's really like he tainted it for them
so i'll read this here we are informed after the fact that jordan peterson had been entered our
building as part of one of these productions we have since severed ties with the third party and
are no longer affiliated so the third party is our buddy he's not allowed to use that studio
is that who that is yeah you don't
know who it is yeah i know it is but so essentially but like they're just a studio that's open to the
public but they're just open to the public so when they say a third party someone called them up they
go hi i'd like to rent your studio for two hours and then we've severed ties with that person you're
like you didn't have ties he just called you up to rent your studio space. You were one of the places that got back to him.
There were probably multiple options.
It ain't happening again, I'll tell you that fucking much.
Yeah, the trans community is up in arms, though.
The safety and comfort of everyone who enters.
The idea that there's safety when Jordan Peterson walks in.
It's like the script.
Why was there safety fucking in trouble?
Dude,
he's coming in
with a switchblade.
Are you?
Man,
if you're,
dude,
if you're like trans
and you're in the bathroom
and you're using the bathroom
that's for your gender.
It's not trans people
that are getting mad about this.
It's fucking normal.
No,
no,
it's all,
it's really like a big LGBT thing.
But dude,
just in their mind,
this is their
mind okay you're trans you're a uh female to male trans person you get in the bathroom i think you're
off you're taking a piss the door flies open he goes oh hey bucko and it's fucking jordan peterson
walks in while you're using what to you is the right bathroom but to him he goes hey miss oh i thought you thought you were a fellow there
bud but i guess you're a lady wrong bathroom he pulls his dick wrong washroom then he just
drops that fucking no he goes to the stall right beside him even though even though there's an
empty one oh you look a little lost there.
Ladies rooms across the hall.
You're like, I'm a man.
You look a little lost there.
Oh, yeah.
It's not what your DNA says.
I guess that's what they're afraid of.
I think that's what they're afraid of.
That would be the ultimate.
Dude, if Jordan Peterson misgenders you. I think he all did it. That's just, you afraid i think that's what they're afraid of that would be the ultimate dude jordan peterson misgenders you i think he holds it you're like he's he's he's regimented
he only pisses once a day he just comes in to drain his bag
he pulls it out is it attached in his leg dumps it out you lost there oh shit
best part though
for me actually
was this whole thing
was that
the cost of the thing
no not
I went through all the comments
because there's a lot of people
very angry about this
I guess another thing too
is that the woman
who designed the space
they never paid her either
that was a part of it
okay yeah
so then they were like
so then they were like
she's like LGBT
they're renting out her space
that she designed and like probably worked pretty hard to design it's like
pretty nice space and then they like also hadn't paid her and now they're renting it out to jordan
peterson for nobody put this together but they're renting it out for 88 an hour i know tough price
why what's that i don't think oh you don't oh hh i don't think like that no i don't know well and luckily those people
don't because once they find out about it dude if this got any bigger like a little bit of a dog
whistle it's a massive dog like these are the dog i remember when people used to say that 311 was uh
kkk like 311 the band was a secret it was like secretly racist because it's kkk i can't remember
what it is but uh this dude jeremy kaufman he said that the adl has uh i think it's i think it's 17 numbers between one and a hundred
that are racist oh there's only 87 numbers yeah there's only 83 numbers that are not racist
there's like 17 numbers between one and a are dog whistles. Oh, my God. But the other part with him is the Jordan Peterson thing.
They're sending him.
So the psychological thing said he can't be a psychiatrist.
And then he goes to social media training.
Right.
And I just honestly, when this all happened, I was very much like, no, he doesn't need social media training.
And then now I'm like, I think doesn't need social media training and then now I'm like all the poems are starting to grind on me a bit much I've come around I'm I'm I stand with the
college of uh psychologists of Ontario he needs like a little doesn't need to be from them yeah
it could be from a 14 year old but he needs something. Well, the social media training is just killing me,
the idea of being the social.
It's just basically your bathroom scenario,
but you're the social media guy.
You're just teaching the night class of your diversity training.
Obviously, it's a chick.
And then Jordan Peterson walks in.
He's like, all right, everybody.
Pull out your laptops no no suck my
cock that's incredible he's jordan peterson not gonna be doing any of this stuff i'll tell you
that much he makes jordan peterson right i wonder he has to write on the board like bart simpson
i will not misgender on social media i wonder if did they have a person that like at the college of whatever
psychiatrist who's like that's their job to do this or i think it's as far as well the problem
is they keep this is the thing about that fucking country but it's out of control is like they try
to make like being a liberal like uh politeness do you know what i mean it's like because it's
a very polite country and that's why people are you know kind of soft there or whatever right
but they basically and this is the same thing you could say about like smaller you know smaller
communities in general it's like they try to make like i have liberal politics like a uh that that's
the being polite or not being polite it was like he's like you can't say this stuff it's like okay
well that is the that's the other side of the are you are you allowed to have a political position
that isn't that or no and they're like no anything other than being a liberal is impolite right yeah that's like the gist of what they're
saying yeah although they they did apparently a lot it's bad manners to be like a conservative
he's like well he is i don't know yeah also a lot of the provinces now i think they did a bunch of
polls and because you know how like you should they the teachers like they want you to be able
to uh like your kid could change the pronouns at school but then teachers can't tell the parents essentially which i never got that because you're like really your
kid's trans you have no idea i guess they just put this yeah well these days you don't have to
do much that is the thing i guess or whatever but now they're like they did a poll and like
pretty unanimous parents are like yeah no you have to tell us yeah we don't like that your kids like
if my kids different gender at school like i'd like to know yeah yeah i think they're not gonna keep a secret on that one they're all like it's not safe though you go
you got it oh yeah no i because we did that boomer video last week that like went super viral so it's
like i always think it is interesting because when things something does like four or five
million views it's you generally it's people arguing on your uh uh uh on your uh social media feeds for the next like week and a
half yeah so but it is funny because you almost get a crash course of every opinion that's possible
and you kind of watch the same debates happen over and over again but it is and i've obviously
like i sort of did a couple things about that mitch mcconnell had his nether one today where
he was sitting there and he's too old to be out completely yeah i was kind of thinking
with the boomer thing,
because, you know, I'm always the same thing,
whereas if I always said, like, if I was a black guy,
I'd probably be like a black panther,
because I'm usually about my group.
Even, there is this sort of thing,
like, the way I thought about, like, feminism when everyone was trying to stop it a little bit,
it's kind of the same thing that you'll see
about, like, ethnicities,
where you'll see people sort of say,
try to use it, be like, oh oh we have these negative stereotypes about you and be like well you keep like uh leading into them or whatever and it was like yeah because i don't care what you think like
if a girl's like this guy's toxic i'd be like and then you'd be like well you're proving me right by
being my toxic and i'm like no i don't give a shit yeah and i'm actually you're irrelevant to
me also i'm like i'm not like this but i know that it pisses you off so i know that it pisses you off and also yeah and on top of that it's like your opinion is irrelevant
to me like you're like well i won't think you're toxic i don't give a fuck what you think agreed
it's so i kind of like think about that but there's like the boot like the millennials are
soft thing there is a little bit of like yeah they say that but if you actually look at it it was like
there is a percentage of millennials that kind of came up with this stuff and
all the,
whatever progressive shit or whatever.
It was like,
who is a bigger bitch in COVID?
Like your buddies or like,
you know,
people that are 50.
You know what I mean?
It's like,
it's kind of,
if you actually even look at like,
I mean,
I don't have any friends who were fucking wiping down their groceries,
you know?
No.
Yeah.
So it's like,
people definitely want to talk about who is soft.
It was like,
even the,
even if like you want to make a real joke,
it was like,
yeah,
there's like the Bill Mars of the world that are kind of like, you know
I cut three years later arguing that like, you know woke stuff's bad or whatever
But you know like who memed out that fucking ideology was that core literally people our age, you know, I mean
So they kind of were like you started like yeah, we stopped it
Yeah
so it's like people people like our age and then those people just sort of like, once like a joke or like an ideology catches hold, then three years later, it kind of funnels up to Bill Maher and those types.
Yeah, don't you remember the classic Dennis Prager on Bill Maher being like, men can have periods, and Bill Maher's like, nobody's saying men can have periods.
And now Bill Maher's like, what's with these men with periods?
But that's like, you know, that's most people's dads too, right?
Of course. men with periods but that's why but that's like you know that's most people's dads too right of course that's kind of like so it's it just kind of that's why it like irritates me a little bit
when you see boomers kind of being like this generation soft it was like you're the most
complicit generation yeah yeah also they were just like yeah well my uh my father fought in world war
two so like they kind of have that kind of like rubbing off on them where they think they fought
and i think it's all not about like it's's always back to the sort of what you went through.
You know,
people say that meme,
like,
you know,
tough times create a strong man or whatever.
Right.
Well,
I think that is a part of it was like the last eight years.
If you were like a dude in this society was a tough time probably.
So I think that did create dudes that are just like,
you know,
not afraid to
be who they're gonna be here and i'm not gonna i'm gonna say my opinions like what you know i
mean i'll fight against the thing i think it created a lot of those dudes and i think that's
why so i don't think there's anything inherently obviously different duh but my point is i do think
that when there's like which generation softer like i don't really think that like even carlos
santana right now right yeah he was saying he said like men are men and women are women and then
within a day they get mad at him and he apologizes or whatever.
I see more of the like, they got mad at me and I apologized from like people that age.
Whereas people our age are more just like, go fuck yourself.
Of course.
Way more.
Like friends of ours.
Well, they have a lot to lose.
That's the thing.
Carlos Santana is what happens is he says this thing and then he gets sat down with
someone who goes, all right, this is what's on the table right now yeah should you decide to not apologize alice cooper too alice cooper said
something very similar and then and then they both have to apologize because they go okay so this is
what you're about to lose because like you're in the main system that's probably what it is too
they go you're in the system like you're not fucking a podcaster okay like we're not talking
about you getting a youtube strike like here's the tours that are gonna end well they don't here's like your manager's dropping you like and they go
people our age are a little more like yeah fuck this tear down the status quo i don't give a shit
yeah you know what i mean so yeah that which is what makes them like that so it is situational
but i think leading to that it's like they're pointing to the craziest millennials and being
like look at their software whatever and was like yeah but on aggregate like the average people who
actually call the fucking shots and make shit happen are less soft you know what i mean i mean
okay if you're in this if you're in canada or america like i there's a general softness i think
just in period like it's just so there's also a general hardness like if you fucking look at like
dirty dog internet culture like people are not fucking pussies no and that's all like dudes our
age uh yeah yeah i mean there
are a lot of obviously i'm not yeah i'm fucking generalization okay i'll just i'll say one last
thing about it then we'll move on but if you look at me and johnny just filmed the video uh yesterday
it was pretty funny actually we did uh uh asking people to donate to the donald trump defense fund
right and who is who's the most fucking brain dead from TDS is 50 year old ladies.
Right.
Like who's the most fucking brain dead.
You know what I mean?
I'd say most like 30 year old ladies kind of fucking got out of the spell a little bit.
For sure.
Or they 50 year old ladies are fucking their TDS is in their fucking bone marrow.
And they have no clue that you're even like doing a joke either.
Right.
Like they're not even processing.
No.
This is like nothing.
Like they're not even aware of any of it. anyways that's my that's my pro i just don't like our fucking
generation getting shit on to that extent you know what i mean yeah people may disagree with
me and fucking think we are soft whatever that's that's the point that i'm making you know i'm
saying and also you know what i'll make one last point they had a better deal even like with the
girl shit or whatever it'd be like so many of them none of them had dicks i like the coffee barista ones but it was like you know coffee brewed at home
no one in the line and then 20 coffee brewed with a chick with a wiener it's like fucking big line
but yeah like you know so many of them uh you know the just a general consensus of like
oh i could have a job and then you have like a wife that works at home or whatever like all
their deals were better which i think makes you softer the deals are harder to find right now it's
kind of like it's like a stock investing like when the when times are tough you got to be really good
at it of course i think you're right it It might have like growing up, but I think the last eight years sort of like fucking change those tables a
little bit.
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The Oliver Anthony thing
was also sort of funny
when that guy,
he went on Rogan,
that guy's fucking out there,
but he was getting hit
because basically,
and I sort of agree with him
because basically
they played his song
at like the Republican function or whatever, right? Everybody everybody's trying to the thing is his that song was general
broad enough to a degree where like a lot of like dude i remember the first day it came out and
there were all these like communists who were like you know socialists who were like yeah fuck the
man and he's like he didn't write that for you like necessarily like but they're like oh this
is like for us and then i think they quickly realized like oh no this dude's like kind of like redneck dude from virginia and this is not about and then the republicans are like, but they're like, oh, this is, like, for us. And then I think they quickly realized, like, oh, no, this dude's, like, kind of, like,
redneck dude from Virginia, and this is not about us.
And then the Republicans are, like, same thing.
They're like, this is for us.
And who knows?
He could be backdating what he actually meant.
Honestly, for, like—
He could have just wrote a fucking thing, and now it's the biggest thing in the world,
and he's got to justify it.
I think his thing is Conan is just like, fuck the man.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah.
But more importantly, it was, like, regardless of, of like politics or whatever, which I'll say second, but the first thing is, it is fucking pretty like corny always when like politicians
use your shit.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, again, like the Vivek thing, rapping, like the, whatever, you know.
What is the recourse there?
Can you sue?
Like, remember Trump was using Keep On Rockin' in the free world?
Well, it depends if the guy likes you.
I think Eminem does like a cease and desist a day.
Eminem's like fully cooked right now.
He's always just like, literally, you know, like a Republican fucking like wears an Eminem shirt.
He calls his lawyers.
But with the Oliver Anthony thing, like I get if you you were a musician and they were just like,
this is,
well, we've had it before
where Ted Cruz retweets a video
and you're like,
ugh.
It just is,
you're like,
this just sucks.
Andrew Yang was always posting this stuff.
I didn't mind that
because I didn't like Andrew Yang,
but it does,
because people always talk about
art and propaganda or whatever,
and I think it's just the easiest way to describe it is you go the difference between art and propaganda is
which serves which did you fucking did you use points to make a good thing or did you use uh
art to make a fucking good yeah right did you have a did you have like a um did you have a point that
you're trying to further and you're using songs or this but really your most important part part
is to get people on board with the thing and the songs and the movies
are the secondary part?
Or was it the other way around
where you're like using what you think
to make a good thing?
It's which services which, right?
That's to me what the difference
between propaganda and art is.
That's why Goebbels was so good.
He was definitely servicing the art.
Yeah, of course.
He was an art man first and foremost.
Him and Hitler. Just Yeah, of course. He was an art man, first and foremost. Him and Hitler.
Just a bunch of artists.
Yeah.
And then people are getting mad at him
because he didn't want to say
he's a Republican or Democrat.
But it's like,
who doesn't think that the Republicans
are also corrupt?
Of course.
There is obviously lots of billionaires
that aren't part of that stuff,
and there are some politicians.
People are just so...
On aggregate, it's like anyone who's been in the system for 20 years is fucking bought and sold, my friend. I mean, people are registered, especially in America.
People register for their parties.
I would never in a million years be like, I'm not registering for a fucking party.
I know.
I'll just show up and vote.
Right, you're fucking...
And you can even say, hey i like this guy i
like that guy but to be just like on aggregate this fucking to get on the in general this this
machine is like either operating clean my friend you're fucking i got a bridge to sell you
okay i got this girl's amazing by the way okay ready for this yeah i have asked the last three
dudes i've dated for their bank account info on the first date.
I don't judge people's actions.
I look at the intention behind it.
So like, why do you ask for that?
Because I only want to date a wealthy guy that has money.
Valid, so you're getting straight to the point.
I think, you know, I have a job.
I'm very successful.
So I think I have every right to be like,
hi, are we on the same level?
Or am I wasting my time
so she's saying she asked
I don't know who this girl is I assume
someone famous that we're too
she's not the other chick from Call Her Daddy
is that I thought it was that first too
it looks like a Call Her Daddy style girl
it might be the other one so she says listen
I asked guys their bank balance
before I go on dates with them which I said
you know I'm not here to
say that's wrong i actually sort of agree because what i do i what i've been doing for years is
before i even think about going on a date maybe you just matched on his profile you know what i
mean maybe you talked on instagram what i do is i say hey i show up at the front of the restaurant
i say what i'd like is a printout of your uberats receipts for the last year and a half.
I want to see what you're eating.
Just want to make sure it's clean.
If I start to see two, three, four fast food a week, that's going to be a red flag for me.
I'm eating clean.
I want to know that you are.
I want to see a weight chart of every family member.
Listen, I don't need to get your great aunt or whatever, but I want mom.
I want aunts.
I want sisters.
All that stuff.
Yeah.
I'll sometimes go as far as getting their social security number and then run it against
the National Registry of Psychiatric Evaluations just to find out where they stand.
It's a smart move.
You got to do stuff like that.
Yeah, you just see have they ever been admitted, any sort of just like stuff like that.
Because you want to know what you're dealing with, right?
You want to know if there's any mental illness in the family.
There's many things you're looking for.
It's mental illness, weight problems.
I want pictures of the mom and I don't want to see no black and white i want to see something with
holding today's paper yeah and if she doesn't want to get that that's fine we can shake hands
and go our separate ways i actually have a kind of a sneakier one because she's very forthcoming
i don't feel like women like it so much so i have a suit jacket i used to have it anyways right and
i have a suit jacket that has a little pocket in the back that I could fit a scale in.
And then when she's going to step over a puddle, I go to put my suit jacket over it.
So she's stepping on the jacket to get over the puddle.
She's actually stepping on the scale, registers her weight.
Of course.
She's none the wiser.
And then I know what I'm dealing with.
That's a very, it's a chivalrous move.
And it's smart chivalry.
That's what they call that.
Yeah, exactly.
What I like to do is i get smart not hard i get the grocery bill but i also when i'm taking a look at that grocery bill
i want to see the groceries that have been purchased and i also want to see her credit
card right uh to see if it correlates i want to make sure there wasn't a guy expected to buy these
i want to see the quantities i want to see how much is spending i want to see what percentage
is carbs do you know i mean absolutely gucci bag i like to see a receipt on that she shows up with an expensive bag i'm going to say that receipt so
anyways i've said beforehand i give her a list of all this stuff and i say get it to your accountant
she goes i don't have an accountant i go another red flag that's a big red flag that's another red
flag let me see that fico score please and these are things we want i want to see her mom i want
to run a zoom call and i want to make sure that's a 50 not a 35 yeah we're talking i sometimes will um
you know what you do is you you get a photo of her just a current photo and then you take it to
one of those uh fbi like modelers or whatever you know what they're trying to find missing kids
and they go this is what they look like now and then you just get the photo of what they're going
to look like in 30 years you get the reference it against the mom and then if it's like matches up
and yeah you know that they're fucking talking bullshit oh yeah you know what's funny when especially i was kind of thinking about
on the quality stuff in general because there is uh only fans basically release their earnings and
the guy's making like bank right so it's so crazy a guy owns only fans of course a guy owns only
fans and he made no no but i mean like it's not like a corporation like one guy
well he tried to go public
that was the problem
he's having trouble going public
he makes a million dollars a day
yeah well he gave himself
like 300 milli right
but the
yeah and people are mad about it
but it's like it's his company
you can do whatever he fucking wants
but this is one of those things
where you're
and there's 3.2 million girls
that like signed up for OnlyFans
right now right
so it is kind of one of those things
where you're just like
and then you'll see these girls on Twitch that are like farting and shit like that and you go I don't really want to hear that much that like signed up for OnlyFans right now, right? So it is kind of one of those things where you're just like,
and then you'll see these girls on Twitch that are like farting and shit like that.
And you go,
I don't really want to hear that much about equality.
Well, you guys can fart in front of a camera for money.
You know, until that's not a job available to women.
You know what I mean?
When you go, well, you know, every job should be equal.
I'll be like, you can put your camera on
and fart and someone sends you money.
Don't fucking talk to me about equality.
Yeah, you're going to hang out in a hot tub.
3.2
fucking million of you guys are fucking showing titties for cash you know what i mean and that's
not including ones that are on the street honest day's work ryan the oldest profession yeah and we
don't have access to it really you know what i mean until danny bolishuk can fucking open up a
camera fucking toot one out and then pay his rent with it yeah those days don't fucking talk to me about i'll do your
marketing positions that you want i'm gonna do a stream-a-thon where i'm just eating beans
the whole time you do you can do a bean-a-thon yeah bean-a-thon and then we'll see exactly until
that job's available to men i don't want to hear fucking peep you got to get your own fucking
chicks in control you know i'm saying greed no but when they're like, hey, our NBA players don't make as much money.
It's like, yeah, you can fart in a jar for money.
There's your reparations.
Yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
You know what you can do?
Give a guy a hand job for cash.
No one's fucking lining up for a dude to finger her for money.
I'll tell you that fucking much.
No.
No, sirree.
Yeah, exactly.
Speaking of the big ones, it's just making me laugh.
So, Gwyneth. So, basically, the girl that was in Gwyneth Paltrow's...
The body double.
The body double for Gwyneth Paltrow when she was in Shallow Hal,
which is...
I'm honestly on her side because she came out and she's like,
this thing kind of ruined my life.
What did you think it was going to be?
But that is so funny how crappy that is.
You were like, hey, I'm an actress. What were you think it was going to be? But that is so funny, like, how crappy that is that you were like,
oh, hey, I'm an actress.
What were you in?
I was a body double in Shallow Hal.
You're like quintessential. I mean, she's like.
Like reference point for a fucking ugly fat shit.
I know, but also, like, she goes,
I didn't think it was going to be that big of a movie.
It was a Farrelly Brothers production with Gwyneth Paltrow and Jack Black.
Well, I don't think you
think about it period you just do an audition and get a role right yeah yeah jack black right but
you're like you didn't think it was gonna be like when you were filming on set and gwyneth paltrow
and jack black are walking by yeah yeah fairly brothers you don't think this is like it might
be a banger in 2001 yeah but the funny part to me was obviously you're just like yeah that does suck
to be like an actress,
and what's your main credit?
I was the fucking body from Shallow Hal.
That's like a joke you would say to someone, right?
That is tough.
And she's kind of saying like it was real tough for her,
and then she was sort of saying she got gastric band surgery
and experienced complications because of this,
and I was like, that part, I was just like, I mean,
well, you can't blame that.
You can lose weight without getting a fucking surgery.
It's not like she got fat for the role.
They just were like, that's a good body for her.
You can lose weight without it, whatever, right?
Yeah.
But so there you go.
She wasn't the only one who had a negative experience
filming Shallow Hal.
Gwyneth Paltrow underwent a similar experience
to her body double
because she had to portray Fat Rosemary
in scenes featuring her face.
She had to wear a specifically designed 25-pound fat suit and prosthetic makeup,
which lead actress particularly dreaded putting on.
She later admitted she did not enjoy it,
and it taught her what it's like to be humiliated as a fat person.
I mean, it sucks to have to sit in makeup like that every day.
Go ask fucking Dave Bautista or some shit.
Well, this is obviously the answer.
She's like, I didn't enjoy that.
It's like, yeah, because you have to do three hours of fat suit makeup every day.
That sucks.
And you go.
Brutal.
Okay.
When we were doing Buck and Chuck, let me ask you a question.
Would you wear the fat suit and then walk up to a fat guy and be like, I now understand
you.
Solidarity, brother.
The idea that we wear the fat suits so we understand.
They used to do that shit on like those corny like
2020 shows or something where they're like oh it was the best they give you a fat suit so you can
figure out what it's like to live as a and it was always someone who like said something mean about
fat people online so then yeah like you know like you can walk a walk a mile in their shoes or
dude it was tyra they used to make these girls on tyra bank show they would make someone wear
the fat suit then they would send them to the gym and be like,
this is how hard it is to be fat and try to make them do sit-ups.
But they're wearing like a fucking fat suit, right?
Yeah, they're wearing prosthetics.
Yeah, they're wearing like a big fat suit.
They have to do sit-ups and they can't do it.
And then they hire actors that are supposed to be people in the gym
to walk over and be like, you fat fuck.
And you go, no, what other gym does that?
They hire actors to go like call them fat and be like,
you're a piece of shit you shouldn't
even be here and then they go then they start crying and then they go this is what i'm most
likely to be fat and they go probably not no no it's not but gwyneth paltrow saying that she put
the fat suit makeup on so she understands the plight and it was like well no you understand
the plight of walking around a hollywood set for which you are the star of the star of this movie
and so you you people were i doubt people were meaner to you and they didn't surprise you with this they
were like hey so you know we're gonna be a month shoot shooting for a month or 45 days or whatever
and you guys every day which is pretty normal for any superhero movie like if you're in any kind of
superhero movie or whatever that sucks yeah they're all just like that's part of the deal i don't know
yeah shit does suck yeah it sucks no question but it's just crazy i mean a gwyneth paltrow is like the fat girl is doing an
article about how this ruined her life and you're like yeah that sucks and gwyneth paltrow is like
right there with you i've experienced all of that my life was torture when i was walking around that
fat she's like that's not what i meant we always do this like i feel like there's like the fourth
thing wacky that gwyneth p your ass. She's always wacky.
Yeah, I mean, that's what happens
when you start shoving shit up your pussy for a living.
That does happen, man.
I agree with that.
You start going off the reservation.
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So remember there was this article
before,
Clairaudient.
Yeah.
And it was kind of like
rationalizing being crazy.
It was like,
you're not crazy.
It's good to know.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
It was saying you're Clairaudient.
So this one goes,
how to know if you're a karmic mirror
and you trigger the people around you
by being your authentic self.
Have you ever noticed
that some people seem to just not like you for no reason at all?
You simply walk into a room and your presence annoys them.
We got a case of a karmic mirror.
Sometimes before you've even entered a word, you can't put your finger on it.
But something in the energy between you just might be off and you might be a karmic mirror.
in the energy between you just might be off and you might be a karmic mirror so basically she said like are you annoying and no one likes you that's because you're a karmic mirror and the the general
gist of it is that you uh show them things about themselves that they want to be so you're basically
like a douchebag and you walk into a room and fucking everyone's like oh fucking this guy and
he's like you hate me you hate me because you ain't me yeah it's kind of the gist of it you
walk in like first time you meet somebody go hey you got something on your tie oh oh you know this
fucking guy no it's the guy you wish you were that it's the uncle yeah he takes the tie and
makes it a fucking tongue joke pick a card any card and then you go no you go i'm a karmic mirror
and you wish that you could do magic sure yeah but yeah sounds like just an asshole it's an asshole annoying person i mean we
have a couple there's a couple people in comedy sure there's a couple of them that like but they're
like i'm an asshole they don't make some fucking like you know rah-rah bullshit that chicks do
where they go it's just your karmic mirror there was one about two years ago there's
one person that we've there's so many people have been like yeah i don't like that guy it's just
like there's something about him and then uh this is like three years ago and i was telling my chick
i was like yeah people don't really like him that much and then she came back and he was like you
know he told me that he's the one who told you to start doing street interviews she's like what the fuck i was like is that true and i was like true that
he was your inspiration for comedy she basically and he his story was just like yeah i remember
you know he was gonna he's talking about you know maybe doing something on the internet and i was
like you should do street interviews and he was like and ryan was like yeah and then look at him
now and i was just like what this is what he said it's like ryan did he tell you about the internet because he said that
he was the first person who told you that the internet but he's way he's there's a few of those
people where you go yeah this person is uh no one likes them and people will be like why and you go
just you'll see it's just it's just a personality defect sometimes it's as little as that you know
some people just rub everyone the wrong way.
Yeah.
Right?
But the idea of...
It's one thing being like taking my craziness,
but it's even funnier to me to be like,
you bother everybody.
Sure.
That's just because of how much they want to be you.
Yeah.
Leave it to...
They're haters.
Everybody's just haters.
It's the fucking haters on crack.
But to rationalize that people don't like you
because they just want to be you on like a clinical level.
It's so fucking great.
You can only,
these people can come up with this fucking gobbledygook.
Yeah.
They're just like,
you're just,
uh,
objectionably you're intimidated by their confidence.
Uh,
this is a big part of it.
So as a comic mirror is someone who has,
has the ability to unconsciously
mirror someone's flaws and insecurities back at them so kind of like but even then subconsciously
it'd be like you know this guy's rich and he wants to be rich is kind of what they're saying
but it's like well they don't have one example of that by the way because what exactly would that be
like even if it was one of those where it's like a girl, like we're going back to girls
where the girl's like, oh, this girl's in like a happy marriage and I'm single and I'm
bitter about it.
You know what I mean?
And you could say that, but it's like, well, but are you coming in being like me and my
husband?
Oh, I don't know how anyone could be single.
You're obviously rubbing it in.
Yeah, you're rubbing it in.
It bothers them that much.
Yeah, totally.
No one's going to show their cards that much.
Like some guy shows up to like a homeless person
the homeless person's like
you got any change
and you're like
sorry I just
I don't
I lost my $40,000 watch
and my wallet
and so
and you're just rubbing it
you know I mean
I mean I'm fine
but I just can't give you
50 cents right now
yeah exactly right
and you're just like
obviously
it's just good saying
it's good phrasing
the other way though you guys I guess he's a bit of a
karmic mirror you know what i mean this guy is a little bit of a karmic mirror you know what i mean
he's a fucking asshole yeah so some of you don't like someone saying they're a karmic mirror is
always good to take these i love the term chicks can kind of like concoct yeah it's amazing i don't
know how they come up with this stuff i love it dude yeah she so there's a bunch of tiktokers that have fucking gotten all over this and she explains people might tend to
avoid you in order to face avoid facing uncomfortable truths about themselves so it's like if you
weren't invited to a park but it's like it might be true i like that some one person but just like
broad swaths of people you're changing every time you're changing every time, like every person you meet, you have this like new persona
because if you're the karmic mirror,
like it must be that that's your personality.
It doesn't even make sense.
It doesn't make sense
because yeah, you're at a party,
you meet 10 people
and you have like 10 different things
and you're like nailing for each one.
Every one of your things
is a karmic mirror to someone.
So like you just can't stop
like being, making people feel insecure
with how fucking great you are.
Yeah, you know what?
Insecure is a good general one because you make everyone feel insecure and then everybody goes, well, I'm insecure. Sure. With how fucking great you are. Yeah, you know what? Insecure is a good general one
because you make everyone feel insecure
and then everyone goes,
well, I'm insecure.
Exactly.
What are you insecure about specifically?
It's like a different person,
different thing for everyone.
For everyone.
But that person's insecure.
So, karmic mirror.
Well, just to say that, yeah,
just like entire populations of people
on aggregate throughout your life
have wanted to avoid you
and no one wants to be your friend.
That's just, they're all jealous. Yeah, I mean mean a true karmic mirror is not getting invited to shit karmic mirrors are staying home and just hanging out looking at the phone
being like huh well just she says she goes no one wants to invite her to birthday parties no one
wants to get her at things classic life of a karmic mirror man just being so fucking great
no one can handle me it's the girls you can i mean a million comedians have made like a stand-up joke about this but it's that you can't handle me
yeah it's like what exactly can't i handle sure i was talking about that at the beginning uh when
i first started comedy some version of when girls were saying that oh you know i'll do moves you
like you didn't even know existed and it'd be like the normal three are fine yeah it's like
what that i didn't know existed it's like that idea of like you can't
handle me i was like what exactly are you about to do that cannot be handled it's gonna be fucking
on top and then the worst part is you gotta like play along whoa
wow head with both hands i can't handle this okay i guess you could come quick that's what
you come quick and be like i couldn't handle you yeah guess you're right yeah you were spot on and
uh you gotta go i couldn't handle it sorry about that yeah uncomfortable truths about themselves
this might make you feel like you need to uh turn down your light in order to accommodate others
well it's like i hate turning down their light i don't know i've ever met a gender that doesn't
like turning down their light it's the most of all the genders if you tell a chick to turn down
their light if you even just like insinuate that their light may have to be dimmed
it's number one thing they don't like is that like condemned but also it is there's it is funny because if there was even any hint of truth to this any sort of uh you know dude
based like advice is more just like yeah if you're the fucking top guy in every room then
you're probably like you know maybe like if you're like a billionaire all your friends are
fucking poor like maybe you need a little bit more friends on your level yeah whether that be
socially financially or whatever that is you know what i mean or in this specific circle it is like
if you you know if you're uh in sports and every one of your friends is not good at sports and
just like you're like a professional athlete to be like yeah maybe you want some friends that are a
little more athletic so they're not completely jealous you might want some friends that are in
your echelon sure but this is this is like, is this a girl
that's just like
the greatest in the world
hanging out with literal
fucking homeless people
being like,
you're jealous
and you're like,
well,
either,
yeah,
duh,
they're jealous.
Like,
you're a fucking millionaire
and these people are all
like fucking homeless
or two,
you're lying.
Yeah,
it sounds like bitchy cope.
Of course this is cope.
This is a fucking,
but it's just,
yeah, it's just C-O-Pp-e you ain't got no alibi you cope it oh you cope yeah you ain't got no alibi
chicks have quite the imagination though they do have a good imagination coming up with this
childlike imagination almost well it's all based on you, there's something about me that I don't like.
How can I clinically say that it's actually something good about me?
Yeah, exactly.
You know what I mean?
I can picture them being like, hey, you're a vegetarian, but you eat meat.
This is why that's okay.
Like, there's nothing that they can't fucking fit into some sort of.
Here's why.
Here's why you should be so hard on yourself.
Here's why you can be a meat eater and still a vegetarian.
You can eat chicken once a week and still a vegetarian. if you actually think about it 99.9 of the time you
aren't eating meat and that one time you know what i mean you could come up with anything yeah
there's almost nothing yeah nothing why you nothing they can't do why beating your kid
you're still not a violent person i tell my girl that all the time there's nothing you can't do
there's there's nothing that you're not fucking capable of
As a gender
However Hayes emphasized the importance of
Always being true to yourself no matter what
That's no matter what
No matter if true to yourself means doing heroin
Ultimate justification for being a piece of shit
The ultimate code
I'm just being true to myself what can I say this is who I am
Bro I'm sorry that I was being true
You took a fucking shit
In the fucking corner of the room You took an upper decker at my grandma's house that's who i
am dude you think you can't handle me you can't handle me you think upper decker dan's not gonna
take an upper deck they think they could why do you think they call me upper decker dan you can't
handle oh i'm sorry you triggered yeah exactly you can't fucking handle me i'll take the upper deckers and that's
that you know a lot of people say uh you know like when people have this argument of freedom
of speech and they go freedom of speech isn't freedom from consequences and obviously i mean
there's like a everyone knows that's a spectrum with a brain but you like wonder where you go
yes but i don't think those consequences should be losing your job like on aggregate or whatever it's like a culture right but the other part was
like that's the same thing i kind of think about like identities a little bit where it's like
you have freedom for identity but people don't have to be down with it it's like those are the
same principle and i feel like i sit the same on everyone where it's like yes obviously people are
allowed to get mad at you if they don't like what you think or whatever i say but like yes obviously
people like don't have to be about what you're about.
You know what I mean?
Same with like religion.
You're like, yeah,
I don't know.
You can be whatever you want.
Just don't make me involved.
Yeah, that's the one.
That's what the groups
that I don't like
is when they start
making you involved.
That kind of goes back
to the Oliver Anthony thing
a little bit.
That's because everyone
was sort of saying like
he should be,
admit to being conservative.
That's why like,
I've sort of mentioned this before,
but if you actually look
at all of the biggest
like leading figures
that are very about like the group,
it's always a little feminine.
That's why like a lot of the big
like conservatives that make money
are a little feminine.
You know what I mean?
But, and the reason for that is
whenever they start saying like,
come on guys,
like you'll,
you'll kind of notice
like a Matt Walsh type do this
where he'll say like,
he'll pick something that is not even liberals
and he'll say liberals
because he's always trying to invoke the squad.
Yeah, the us versus them thing.
Yeah, because you almost need the comfort blanket of your group.
I mean, it's literally one of the 40 laws of power.
What is it?
It's just like the us versus them thing
where you go like, it's us versus them and they're
common for us and you know you don't you want to be on this team yeah there's very much part of it
set these teams up but i always just think like the people who sort of like need it you kind of
see the people that like need the comfort of you know having like a a group around them that sort
of uh yeah will mimic all their beliefs of course and feel otherwise you feel crazy it's like i
think if you have all these beliefs
and you have no one
like reinforcing them,
sometimes I think you start
feeling a little wacky
because you're like,
am I the only one?
Yeah,
I guess you don't want to have nobody.
You want to have some people
that think your things.
Right.
But I think there's also,
so this is kind of
what I'm getting at
is I think,
here's a perfect example,
right?
There's these big groups
that exist on the internet.
Like we're either this
or the that,
right?
Yeah.
We're the red pills. We're the this, whether that, right. We're the red pills,
whether this,
right.
And then there is sort of like,
I think if you're like an independent person,
you'd be like,
yeah,
I have my own little group,
which is me and my friends,
maybe my wife.
Like you have your own sort of little subgroup,
but I think as opposed to being like,
I'm a soldier in this other thing.
And I think that's kind of where like it starts to get feminine when you like,
you don't have the,
you can't like create your own little group
you know what I mean
you need to be part of this
sort of bigger thing
yeah and it's easier
to kind of fold yourself
into a bigger thing
than creating your own
like kind of
it's a safety blanket
yeah
you know what I mean
yeah for sure
then you can just sort of
pick up on all the things there right
it's like why sports are popular
it's just such an easy thing
to just be like
I'm on the blue team
it is easier to be on the blue team yeah but going back to the karmic mirror
uh however she emphasized the importance of always being yourself karmic mirrors are just
one type of person who can nudge you to consider the unseen parts of yourself so they're sort of
saying they're basically this is where it always gets to uh at the end of it it always kind of gets back to why the world's wrong of course
because like basically it's saying hey i show up no one wants anything to do with me no one likes
me and all of those people need to embrace the fact that i can show them that you're perfectly
fine just the way you are you don't have a personality defect this is show them that's bad about themselves. And you're perfectly fine just the way you are. You don't have a personality defect.
This is the world that's defective.
Imagine someone being like,
you show up and everyone goes,
oh God, this guy's here.
And you go,
I apologize for being the manifestation
of what you hope to become.
That's what they say.
He's on his bullshit again.
Imagine they don't like you
and then you're pulling that shit
on top of it.
Yeah, exactly. You just don't like this because this is how you are you know this is not how i am yeah imagine
dating a chick that was just like on the this is on the manifestation you know all these people
hate me because you're like me it was like what about at work also hate me because what about
like your friends from college like also they hate me because they hate me. Yeah. Every different person.
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And this is where they've gone to on the dating.
I honestly think girls are having a hard time with dating right now i sort of feel bad for them on that sort of
accord i know because i i know what you mean but they did you know insane upper hand like no but
i'm just saying they went so hard on like the men are bad stuff and so hard on listening to all the
fucking retard girls that were telling them all the shit that they should do that fucking made
them undesirable and made the dating market almost swing to dudes a little bit devaluating themselves they just fucking
they took such a hit and now they're like don't know what to do about it and i'm telling you
these girls like post like political identity a lot of them are fucking not knowing what to do
with themselves so they're coming up with crazy ass shit like one of them is master dating is a
new hottest trend all about the solo self-pleasure and craze and it's like a whole fucking thing about going on dates and there's therapy no it's about going on fucking
dates with themselves and there's therapists that are fucking charging them to go on dates with
themselves and i'm telling you these girls a lot of them have gotten like very uh they just got
like rocked by all the last little bit of stuff and just like they made themselves undesirable
they don't know how to come out of it no one fucking wants anything to do with them because they made themselves
annoying and gross and i mean nothing makes you sound more like a loser than having to call just
going to do something by yourself a date yuck like like look you can just go do something by
yourself yeah like you can just go have a meal by yourself you can go like do something by yourself
the moment you go hey or in your case you can go like do something by yourself the
moment you go hey or in your case you can order two different meals and tell the person that it's
for just you you can order two different and then eat it by yourself or you could do the thing where
you cover for yourself when you order takeout and they go uh three four sets of cutlery and you go
oh yeah yeah that's right yeah yeah we're doing a big family dinner uh the kfc family pack
no but i mean i didn't know that you had a family huh yes it's just for the family i actually have
two families keep it coming keep them coming yeah dude it's like you're like what'd you do
last night you're like don't skimp on the slaw only again another thing only chicks can do
because it's like
if you were like
dude imagine going to like
Nobu by yourself
I went on a date
you're like
okay
I mean a date
I could be wrong
but I think if you like
look it up
there is some
it is
a date means two
has to
more than one
it is
yeah so
well no I think if you look it up
it means date on a calendar
well it has multiple meanings
but I'm saying the meaning
that they're using it for is like no but I think where it came it up it means date on a calendar well it has multiple meanings but i'm saying the meaning that they're using it for is like i know but i think where it came from
originally yeah but anyways calendar you would assume it means more than one person and the
moment that you're like okay you're a crazy person now like just say you did something well the
funnier part is it's a fucking there's a psychologist there's that's fucking this is his
whole deal right he's a relationship coach Yeah. He's a relationship expert whose assistance is in the landing
a soulmate in the city
comes with a price tag of 10K.
And Nobile says that flying solo
can be just as exciting
and that'll be 10K.
I did find you your soulmate.
He goes, I paid you the 10K
and I didn't find my soulmate.
Au contraire.
Au contraire.
He pulls up the mirror.
So,
again, can you imagine paying
10K for a relationship
coach who tells you to go date yourself?
Does that count as a relationship?
Really bending the... It does for the 10K
you just paid him. Really bending the
definitions here. Flying solo can be
just as exciting as being taken out
by a handsome and charming partner.
Yes. Paying for yourself is just as good as being taken out by a handsome and charming partner. Yes.
Paying for yourself is just as good as like some super hot.
What were you going to say?
Super hot.
What?
Hot person.
Person.
Daniel.
Of color.
I know what he almost said.
Hunk.
Super.
It's all chick.
Daniel's hunks on the brain, dude.
Yeah, I do.
Oh, yeah.
I'd rather be myself than i'm a hot guy
that's fucking great to watch you go oh yeah going by yourself is super
it's way better than having a super hot person well it's funny shit though man these chicks 10 grand 10 fucking bands
this guy's like might be boy of the month this guy rules yeah this guy has got these suckers on
the line trying to find them a soul mate and he's got them going on dates like a matchmaker where
you just wind up with yourself this guy's got these idiots going on dates with himself all
around the city is he like is he about a youtube prank channel potentially
there's just two people at the fucking central park on a picnic nobile nobile
this guy they'd be great if this guy has like literally a prank channel where he's like all
right today i'm gonna pay me 10 grand that would a date. I guess that would be too mean.
People would fucking... Oh, super mean.
But it is really funny,
the idea of a fake therapist.
But you're picking on people
that have real problems.
So it's a pretty tough one.
But doing a fake therapist
and getting people to sign up
for your Zoom therapy,
it's also, I think, illegal
because you don't have a license.
Yeah.
I wonder how hard it is to get a license.
That's a good question.
You would know, don't you? Yeah, I think it's it's pretty hard yeah i don't think it's you gotta do stuff
it's not nothing yeah this guy's got a fucking thing in the bag though but if you don't say
you're a relate you don't say you're a therapist this guy says i'm a relationship coach yeah
dude there was a girl recently we never talked about this article but she basically she got
kicked off of uh uh she got fired from her job for making tiktoks at work
and she had like an empowering story of how she's like a life coach now and it was like
her qualifications are tiktoker that got fired from her job yeah and now she's a life coach
like pay me money for my secrets yeah and it's like crazy and she's probably doing okay
she doesn't make followings so she probably is doing okay i think a lot of these people probably
they sign up for their life coaching but they just want to hang out with a girl because they
think she's famous you know but make a whole so this is what they says for the dates make a whole
day of it yeah so you and yourself you earned it you're not just blowing off they used to go that
blowing off steam urge the expert who suggested master dating at least once a week he wants you
to fucking make a day of it once a week.
How are they going to afford it?
He just has to justify his 10K.
He goes, you got to do a thing a week.
They want you to make a day of it every week?
That's crazy.
You out of your mind, pal?
Is the goal to eventually meet somebody?
Is the goal we're doing this just so you can get comfortable with yourself
so that we can get you into like a proper relationship or like what like i think it's just it's just love
yourself just dicking around it's basically dick around yeah around and just be poor fuck
send yourself flowers in the morning well this is getting sadder and sadder dude when you're on the
you ever sent flowers and you call them in?
This address.
And you go,
so where's it going to?
And they go,
and who's it from?
Same name as the, as the address.
And is there a message?
You are beautiful.
You are beautiful.
You are worth it.
You are a king.
Okay.
Okay.
And can I pay extra
just to make sure
that it's there by tomorrow i'm gonna need
those tomorrow morning send yourself a sweet note saying i can't wait to see you tonight
so you're sending in you're saying you're crazy it's like crazy behavior yeah you know what's
really crazy behavior that it's ten thousand dollars geez schedule a fancy mode of transportation
to get these they want you taking a limo to your date, by the way.
Yeah.
I mean, people, I guess, have tons of money.
Make a full day of love.
So this is for divorce chick that fucking took the bag in the settlement.
Right.
I mean, people, I guess, have lots of money in cities.
Like, we have a friend of ours who he was telling me he was going on dates that were getting set up by some, like, matchmaker.
Like, some, like, big matchmaker.
And I guess he got in the pool of
of guys or whatever and he's like the girls would tell me like they were they were paying like 10
grand a month to go on like a date with your buddy yeah i mean you know him too but it's like he's
just a comic and he's like he was just getting do you think that and i was like really you may
see you're sitting like i'm trying not to be like a dick but i'm like really you is that what you're
saying kind of like he was like, yeah, I know.
He's like, I don't know.
It's weird.
It's like 10K gets you.
Jeez.
What is that?
The bronze package?
What do you get when you kiss?
That's you frolicking in the park by yourself.
Yeah.
Doing the Austin Powers.
You know that one?
Yeah.
Charleston.
That's you fucking with the flowers in your house naked.
I'll never fall in love again.
Don't tell me about it.
You eating cake.
Would you like dessert?
I think I would.
This is you sitting at the thing.
You go, you're talking to yourself.
You go, we probably don't
need dessert i'm just just josh and danny two please i wonder if there's any scenario where
like the guy goes has like a guy who's going on these master dates and then well the diet goes on
a master day with a flashlight but i'm saying no but i'm saying like a good he has a guy client
and a girl client who's telling them to be alone and then he goes wait a minute and they like pair
yeah yeah it's like a eureka moment
that's the platinum package well the platinum
package is a month I'll tell you about
each other I'll tell you psychos about each other
guys deserve each other
parents drive you nutcases
he just sends them all to the same
bar for like solo dates and it's just like
a fucking singles mixer it's just a bunch of people on a date by themselves at the bar.
Everyone's dancing by themselves.
And there's a single flower, and they're like...
Okay, switching gears a little bit.
We're going to go the other way and fucking...
I'm going to talk about a guy that's, in my opinion,
lost it a little bit.
Yeah.
Give the girls a break for a little bit.
Talk about the dudes.
Because some of the dudes have gotten off the fucking deep for a little bit talk about the dudes because some of the dudes have
gotten off the fucking deep end a little bit too and sometimes you need to you need to mention that
you know i'm sam yeah but it's pretty funny so actually this girl i accidentally looked at my
boyfriend's diary and found out he's an incel so out of the gate i thought the thing was going to
be like uh oh this wife's a nut case he said nothing crazy yeah but reading the diary it
was a little funny but But it is also funny
that she calls the incel terminology
where you're like,
it's your boyfriend.
It's like,
he's obviously not involuntarily celibate.
This is,
she don't know,
she don't know what the fuck
she's talking about.
But the things that were in his diary
was basically,
she's,
this guy's obviously
just been like mainlining
red pill content.
Yeah.
Like Tate City.
Yeah.
Do you know what?
There's a lot of people like fucking arguing in that space you know what i heard
abba and preach were saying that um it kind of goes back to the you know can you get good message
from the guy the bad person or whatever yeah you know we obviously like abba but i think on the
show that he was like i might have been preached but he was like the um the problem with a lot of these guys is uh their
message is like just covered with you know bad it's like all just like one you know two good
things that are bad things they were just like if you eat food and if you're like oh i want this
sandwich but it's covered in shit would you say it's still a sandwich like you'd avoid the whole
thing right that was their argument but then i was like i guess i was like that kind of makes a good
point but then i thought about it more and i was like well yeah but i guess if you think of it as a
sandwich it'd be more like if you think of information like nuggets of gold for example
if you found a bunch of nuggets of gold and there was a bunch of shit on them you would still try to
take the nuggets of gold out so it kind of the analogy just depends on how you look at information
right how hungry you are and but i think it does boil that down you go was i do i look at like
these people as like am i looking for a sandwich like a fucking ideology or am i looking for
nuggets of information yeah if you're looking for nuggets of information who gives a fuck if
there's shit on it for sure but if you're looking for a fucking full package thing and you can't
take the individual parts and they're not useful on their own then you're right being shit on it
like you could go take you listen to entertain me like look you're only allowed to take away one thing
you have to make yourself rules of that no but i'm saying if you go to something you go like
you're only even if this is actually less entertaining even if you went to the most like
fervent like uh person who opposes andrew tay and you go look like surely there's one thing you
can agree with him on surely you agree that i don't know if they would though because if you're
like surely you agree working out is good for men exactly like no it's not oh yeah exactly you know
like even if the working working i actually think they wouldn't be able to find one thing good about
them but they're like ideologues like you know at that point they're just like they're of course but
any normal person who is probably like yeah a lot of the stuff he says is like pretty like over the
top but they go yeah working out's good well you have to also remember that like normal people
that aren't super tapped into spaces don't see all of the things no like you know what i mean like if you
talk about your day they might have seen four things and they make sense you go what about
all this other stuff it's like i don't know the entire catalog it's like most people are
probably kind of like with a band you're like i like those four songs you like do you not know
how shit that third album was you're like okay i haven't heard of it yeah okay you know fucking
garbage that new album was and you're like hi whatever i't heard of it yeah okay you know how fucking garbage that new album
was and you're like hi whatever i like the three songs i have on my spotify i'm sure not really
that big of a deal to me no but so this guy uh the girl says the same intimacy that was overflowing
at first was now non-existent it's like he flipped a switch and this guy flipped a switch and then
she looked at his diary which i don't don't like the stuff i'm not on this girl's side necessarily
but she goes not in a snooping or diaries we're not in a snooping we're also not into having a and then she looked at his diary, which I don't like the stuff. I'm not on this girl's side necessarily.
But she goes,
Not in a snooping or diaries.
We're not in a snooping.
We're also not into having a diary as a man. Exactly.
That's a little fucking corny too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So this guy basically is 20 years old
and he just fucking got,
he's been mainlining this kind of content
on the internet.
And this is what he writes.
By 28, a female has damaged goods in my eyes.
Hakima is already 36
and she is not selfless enough.
She is questioning my leadership
and is challenging me.
My trembling,
she goes,
my trembling fingers
clicked on the next page.
I need to find a younger
and more innocent girl
that I can trust.
Someone who sucks in bed,
grew up sheltered
and was a bit ugly
for her younger years.
Sounds like this guy
is trying to do
the lover boy method.
He's trying to get some cam
in business.
But I think that
if you watch enough of that stuff, it does sort say that like that is the mold that you're looking for
right yeah i mean there is some element oh here we go down here down and out you're doing like
the austin powers oh now i'm going downstairs it It's Austin Powers oriented episode.
Yeah, no, I mean, yeah.
There is some element that's true.
My point, no, no. My point to this is, and this is where it comes, this is
why I brought up the nuggets thing or whatever, right?
Yeah. Like, obviously
there is some argument to be made that there's
you know, parts of that that's good, but like, what
they're forgetting is the other side
of it, where it's like, it's all trade-offs. And it's like, so, you know, there is a big thing of like, you want an innocent that that's good but like what they're forgetting is the other side of it where it's like it's all trade-offs and it's like so you know there is a big thing of like you want
an innocent girl that's all this not all the bodies and all that stuff you know and on the
other end of the spectrum have you know the more girls he's been with probably the more likely
she is to fucking cheat the more divorce rates higher blah blah like there's just all this shit
all of a sudden you know whatever if you're if you're not that you think it's gross whatever you want to say right the other side of that is the more innocent
the girl is and the more like she likes your leadership the less independent you is and the
more she's going to be like fucking needy yes so it's like this is the part of the trap guys i think
might want that though well you want like a pet you okay this is very true right so this is the part that it goes back to who you are
because if you're a type of dude that wants to accomplish anything and is like working towards
anything what you don't want is a girl that needs fucking constant attention no so you are right if
you are maybe the guy that like has a job that you work 30 hours a week you're kind of just
looking to chill all this stuff you're semi-retired almost yes and that's work 30 hours a week. You're kind of just looking to chill all this stuff. You're semi-retired almost.
Yes.
And that's why you see a lot of people like even in our industry or stuff like that,
they kind of have like somewhat of an independent girl.
And then after they get divorced,
their next one is a little more needy.
It's like they're semi-retired now and they're just spending the money and living lavishly.
I know a lot of people that sort of,
I mean,
there's a second round was more of that,
right?
But the negative part of having the fucking you know super
young super innocent is they fucking take up a lot of your fucking time and headspace yeah it's like
you know what i mean but i guess you can mold them a little better to how i guess what you you can't
mold that in out of them because the truth is the independence like the girl that sort of like
disagrees with you a lot she also fucking is doing her own thing a little more.
And again, I'm not saying that there
isn't a spectrum and you find
what's right for you, but I think when you start to
get into people's heads like, this is the perfect
one, there
isn't a perfect one.
I think that's, of course,
with a girl, it's like, there is no
perfect fucking girl. There's been a lot
of guys who probably... There's going to be problems no matter what perfect fucking girl there's been a lot of guys who probably they're
all problems there's gonna be problems no matter what for sure there's a lot of guys who i i
guarantee like throughout history i've just been like you know i'm just gonna keep moving on i'm
gonna find that right one and she's like never happens right you're it's just you who is too
way too picky and thinking that that even exists yeah exactly and it's not even like yeah it's
it's not maybe not picky is the right word it It's that you think it exists is the word.
I wonder why that guy is staying in that relationship if he has all these.
I wonder if he was like so diabolical, like he's like so 40,
where like the last page was like, and I'm glad you found my diary, Shakima.
Yeah, maybe.
Or whatever, like she read all that stuff.
Because I understand that's sort of annoying where you're just like,
but yeah, the bottom line is like always,
it's always
gonna be some parts of it that suck a little bit of course you know what i mean so i think that to
some degree you probably tried i think in a lot of people try to get too much from their fucking
significant other too because like don't forget you go what you want is like you want to people
always try to get everything from their girlfriend it's like because i feel like there is some degree
where girls can like they get their social life from their guy from dudes it's like no you want to have your
fucking boys you want to have your this like that wants to be like a small you don't want to try to
get all the things you need in life from her your satisfaction like your all that stuff needs to
come from somewhere else yeah a little bit you know i mean compartmentalize it too yeah so you
don't want all that stuff to come from her so if you have someone that's just like stay at home unless you the only
way to like have that is you give her a ton of kids and then it's like okay whatever like they're
all gonna be fucking yeah at that point she's got her hands full yeah and probably she's not working
so whatever unless you're like living on you're one of those living off the grid people where
you're like you know there's no no neighbors for 50 miles and well you need someone there yeah and
then you're just gonna be fucking by yourself or whatever
but yeah so there's like there's two
sides of it there's two sides of
every coin and there's no perfect version I think that
many of men including fucking
everyone I know
and you talk to people when they're like 50
it's like yeah you
fucking you think that you're like this
basically there's this problem and you're like
okay this didn't work this I think I can solve this problem of like it's like an equation of
like okay i want to have a chick but i also want to ban girls you know i want someone that's this
but i want something it's like this equation you think you can solve and it is unsolvable and you
just die on your last day and you're just like it was never solved yeah some guys solve it by like
killing themselves and i do but i actually mean they solve it by like killing themselves. And I do, but I actually mean they solve it by like,
like essentially like dumbing themselves down.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like die inside.
You die inside a little bit.
And then you're just like,
Oh,
the happy wife,
happy life guy.
And you're just a shell of yourself.
Yeah.
You kind of essentially become just like a servant to your family unit to some
degree.
I think that maybe is one way to solve it, but I don't think that works for some people up a bit you npc yourself up a little bit but
there isn't really a solution so i think when people watch this content that says there's this
perfect solution it's the same thing that feminism did to girls where they go there's this perfect
solution waiting out for you and then all it did is kind of make them unhappier yeah yeah whereas
if you just know there isn't the perfect i wonder if this guy's like it would be interesting to
you know like funny to find out this guy's like it would be interesting to you know what I mean
or like funny to find out
this guy's like you know
400 pounds kind of thing
and he's all like
not even better dude
I hope so
he goes
her eggs are wasted
they're dried up
and I'm on to the next
hot piece of ass
she's a slut
that's a dirty slut
that's sleeping in
the next bed of mine.
And you're like,
you ain't doing better than this, pal.
I've only been getting a head
once every three minutes.
Once a day is not enough.
I've Googled,
I continued to the other tabs,
five signs of a low notch count in a woman.
Low notch count.
She wasn't happy with it.
This has got Tate written all over it. it yeah he yeah he has a bit of that for
sure i think there's other people that have more aggressive versions of it but he's yeah he's
definitely into that dabbles in that little bit world the body the body count world i mean i
yeah whatever you don't want some crazy high body count because it is fucking those girls are can
be a hassle of course but you know but yeah the idea of like writing a doc i'll tell you what this guy uh that says i generally the guys that
are like writing diaries like this they're like there's that this this is sort of tate stuff but
the guys are writing the diaries like you're not the type of guy that has some fucking subservient
wife to your leadership no hell no man fuck that guy doesn't have a diary yeah i don't think i don't think any of tate's advice is yo go keep a journal
i don't think that's any of his advice so please it's just like don't waste your time journaling
go for it it's pretty hilarious i thought this was gonna be like 15 because it does remind me
of like a 15 year old yeah to-do list get hot chick who's fucking subservient to my leadership. Yeah, get head in car.
Get innocent girl who will subserve me.
But it is at 28, we're having a to-do list that's like,
I guess I've had a to-do list in my life where it's like dump chick and it just sits there.
Just top of that list staring back at you every day.
Sits there along with get an oil change.
The odometer of your life is just rolling over.
Let's just say my list was oil change, haircut, dump girl.
And I'll tell you this, you can read between the lines,
but I haven't changed the oil and I got long hair.
Now the move there is you go, honey you handle my uh to-do list i'm just like so overwhelmed and
you handle the one see and she goes break up with me i'm not doing how am i gonna do your to-do list
well that's why it's on there you're not subservient to me you just proved my point
yeah you prove my point it's over i'm not doing this you've proved my point genius he's genius
i'm not a fucking annoying person this german harris who fucking inherited 30 she's inheriting
like 90 billions of dollars fucking idiot and she's on a big billions yeah she's she inherited
90 billion or inherited billions yeah and she's on a tour saying that she wants all of it taxed
away and billionaires shouldn't exist and all this sort of stuff right yeah and it was just she wants 90 tax
away and it's like it was the most annoying person in the world like imagine just ever being around
this person she's got the haircut you think she has she looks exactly how you'd think she'd look
but the first part was why did the grandmother give her the money like if she's well because
the grandmother worked goddamn hard to build a company so why give it to her then why give it
to her if she's gonna give it all away obviously the grandmother didn goddamn hard to build a company that made that money. Why give it to her if she's going to give it all away?
Obviously, the grandmother didn't make any of that money.
Oh.
What the fuck are you on?
Good point.
Because the grandmother fucking got it.
Yeah.
The grandmother didn't work for it either.
But the more important part is when you have these annoying chicks, right?
And there's a lot of them.
They'll inherit like a billion dollars and they want 90% of it gone so they can make
a point.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
I was like, yes, it's easy to give away money when you didn't fucking work for anybody okay but also like give it away like if you think the money
why would you want the most inefficient way possible but you you're hitting the nail on
the head but the point is these people it's always 90 sure why not a hundred percent girls like i
shouldn't have this money i can't believe I have to be born
A stupid rich guy
I'm giving away
90% of the billions
Like
Why not
100%
Yeah you're still keeping
500 million dollars
Why not give away
Every single penny
Yeah that's true
You are still keeping
500 million dollars
I think she was getting
5 billion or something
Why not give it all away
Yep
It's like well clearly
You're fucking full of shit yep give away every penny
or nothing and keep your job at the fucking as a barista or keep it or keep enough money
for yourself to have like oh shit down we go oh here we go
basement please oh and I'm just
gonna
oh man you're
listening to this
right now you're
like what is going
on
I'm gonna read the
bottom of the
article here
I'm lazy
I just made a
lot
if you're listening
our chairs are
going up and
down
bottom floor bottom floor please funny and uh german harris
because of the wealth you shouldn't decide to get the money a
is this lift broken? Bottom floor, please.
Why not tax it all?
Exactly.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, she should give herself
like an annuity
where she gets 50 grand a year
for life or whatever.
Give herself an annuity
where it makes she zero
all right called bullshit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I mean, she's whatever.
Basic.
It's understandable
for like at least basic
needs met
like food and shelter
well the problem
with these people
is they don't understand
but why would you want
the government
like you
surely you're not a
pro-government communist
I guess she is
of course she is
well I guess
but you're like
you know that
like okay
I guess if she's
super far left
she's like
the government
can do everything
better than me
including decide where my own money goes
but they don't I mean it's hard to explain
wasteful allocators of money like that's
possible to exist
that's a fact that's a known fact
you know those charities and you can see like how much
actually like makes it exactly
yeah it's like 3% of the money actually makes it
cut the bureaucracy give it out yourself
just go stand out on the fucking street
you're better off literally getting a fucking helicopter and just helicoptering
them jump into it yeah just helicoptering the money just out from the thing and just letting
it fall in the streets or whatever i don't know of course yeah like well no but the thing they
they first of all they don't understand the idea of like capital where they they act these people
actually think billionaires are just sitting there with like a checking account balance of one billion yeah for sure and they're you know just in their
checkings account yeah he's like oh no people like use capital to do things absolutely like
by twitter like by twitter yeah and it's probably uh i guess she has some guilt well they also all
from like an oil of course yeah but it's like you have guilt doesn't mean everyone else but
they also don't understand like the idea where you go you know we live in this unequal
society and that's you're like yeah that's a function of having freedom yeah you go that's
a part where it's always funny to me because it was like there's inequality and you're like yeah
obviously you do like that's the balance you're trying to strike you know what i mean you can't
just have you know the rich people have all the money because that's how you get fucking people very unhappy right so you need to figure out a
way to you know keep people not that pissed off and that's why you know the gains and it is
unreasonable that the last like 20 years the gains have not you know the wage hasn't gone up but gdp
is whatever you want to call it right so there is a problem with that but the idea that like there
is going to be no equality it was like no that's a that's a function of the system not a defect yeah yeah of course of course it's a feature not a bug it's
a feature not a bug yeah i don't yeah i don't know she's obviously stupid because like give
your money away but annoy yourself yeah and that'll give you something to do totally right
but she does yeah she's trying to use it to be a good point but the dream scenario is i get taxed
it is like a spoiled rich kid because it would be true it's like you yeah you would have someone
that you go if you had someone that like generally worked really hard and like you know was a you
know someone that like worked really hard and was always trying to build stuff they took that money
they probably would be like oh i'm gonna do something really great with this she's literally
like taking away yeah take it away i don't know i'm taking away it'd be funny if like take it away yeah take it away I don't deserve it I'm taking it away it'd be funny if
I'd take it away
but also take his away too
and his away
yeah
you go that guy made his one
take it away
like I wonder if it was
the kind of thing
where like her grandfather
was like kind of like
had ties to the Nazi party
or something
why don't you just buy
a bunch of people healthcare
like literally
give a billion dollars
like buy a bunch of people
well she probably lives
somewhere that has
free healthcare
she's in Europe
probably free health
but you could buy housing
you could
that's the one that
I was always
you could like get tons of migrants over to your country from all over the place you could buy so
many you could buy so many migrants you can i guess you're renting them technically but you
could sponsor a bunch of you could sponsor a bunch of migrants there's so many things you
could do with this money oh tons tons of shit uh asymmetrical bowl cuts for free asymmetrical
she could get a fucking like chinese
company to design like some sort of like bike helmet that you put on and just gives you the
the haircut chinese bowl cut haircut kind of like a floby slash like how about this go to every place
that doesn't want to do gender neutral bathrooms and be like i'll pay for them yeah i'll pay for
the modification of them yeah because a big a lot of the places, they're like, yeah, I don't want to do that
because it's going to cost fucking 10 grand
and we're like a family business.
Be like, okay, I'll pay for every gender neutral bathroom.
So many things that she could do
that would probably align with her fucking shit.
Yeah, she doesn't give a shit though.
Well, the dream scenario is I get taxed.
The co-founder of Tax Me Now.
Tax Me Now.
Tax me, daddy.
Tax me, daddy. Tax me good. Tax Me Daddy. Tax Me Daddy.
Tax Me Good Daddy.
Tax Me Good Daddy.
It's a group of wealthy people in Germany
who are campaigning for greater taxes on their earnings.
What about if they just paid people's tax bills?
Go pay blue-collar people's tax bills
so they have more money to live better lives.
The truth is they're putting skin in the game that means nothing.
It's like, this is the thing.
They're saying other people should have their money taken away,
and they'll be like, you can take mine away too.
And you're like, yeah, but it wasn't really your money,
so it's very different.
Do you know what I mean?
It's kind of like you're basically saying like,
it's obviously daddy's money.
So you're just like, hey, I think we have too many cars.
We should crash my, we have too many cars.
We should crash my, everyone should crash their cars.
Crash four of yours and four of my dad's.
That's the gist of what you're saying.
You know what I mean?
You're like, well, those aren't cars that like you made money for and bought.
And you'd be like, yeah, you should crash mine and my dad's.
Well, good luck with that.
He goes this.
It was like, anyone who has an empty room in their house should have migrants living there.
You and my dad.
It's all just their dad.
And my racist dad.
And my racist dad.
That's what it always comes down to.
And the product of unequal society.
That's the one when you're talking about their bad allocators or whatever.
That's the one thing where...
I mean, she is German.
Legitimately, maybe her grandfather was a Nazi, though.
That's possible.
Sounding like that might be plausible be plausible sounding like that might be possible
yeah
but they were saying
like when Jimmy Dore talks about
like when we were talking about him
in the healthcare or whatever
and we've
like people did make the point in us
like there is some degree
when you're
kind of looking at like
oh the government's so corrupt
I guess if you're saying
oh if they're gonna do it
his way
it's like you actually
do have to tear the government down
and start from scratch which which is probably unlikely.
But with the health care thing, there are a few like that where I accept that there would be a bad allocation where you go, yeah, it costs 30% more, but I still think it makes sense.
So I'm like, I think that's why I never like when people deny.
They go, no, they can do it just as good.
Like, no, they can't.
They cannot do just as good.
On average, what is it, like 30, 40% of waste generally with government programs,
generally something like that?
Probably, yeah.
Something like that, right?
Yeah.
But there are one or two things where I still think that makes sense.
Yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
I don't want to go like full libertarian thing.
Two tier.
Yeah, where you're like just totally privatized.
Like, you don't want to privatize like the subway.
No.
In like a city.
And you're like, I don't know. That probably doesn the subway no and like a city and you're like i
don't know that probably doesn't know i think subway sandwich should be socialized everyone
should get they actually did just go private or no they were private and they were private
they went public or not public something they got sold and the product of an unequal society i'm
just saying the main takeaway from this article is just like this girl be fucking crappy to be around
until the until the bill comes
it's a restaurant you're all fucking taxenheimer over here's gonna pay for it
billionaire over here wants to redistribute the wealth fucking
yeah redistribute the fucking cost of that bottle of wine start by redistributing the cost of this wine
her speech
she does a speech for the millionaires for
humanity campaign in Amsterdam in
August this year otherwise I couldn't be
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