The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Girlboss Entrepreneur Charges Men to Sleep in Her Bed & 100 People Got Cancelled This Week

Episode Date: September 22, 2023

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A woman in Australia is making over $500 a month renting the other side of her bed out to complete strangers. Hey, hey, I told you not to bring that up, okay? Oh, right. Yeah, it's a bit of a sensitive subject for me still. I forgot that you had a little stint where you were trying to rent the other side of your bed. Not a single reservation, okay?

Are you happy? Sure, I got some comments, like why does your shirt say free mustache riser? Why does the ad say no fat chicks? It's a double bed, okay? That's a reasonable request when you're only charging five bucks a month. Hey, dude, if you need money. Look, it's not about the money, okay?

It's about exposing the sexism in the renting a side of your bed out to strangers industry. Right. What, because I'm a man? My bed is no good here? What, my linens are less than because of my gender? I wash my sheets! You, dude, I didn't know it was that serious. And those stains did not come out easy, okay?

But go on, read your little article about how I'm banned from an entire genre of slightly sexualized side hustles. Okay, well you're not banned. Oh, I'm banned! The moderators took my post down just because my advertisement photo was me giving a thumbs up next to a Sibian that's beside my bed.

Oh, sorry for being hospitable panel sir do you want to turn the cameras off and talk about this what not with you no i started going to a support group for men who are enduring sexism in the bed rental industry so far it's me a guy who sells his socks and a guy who sells his farts and guess what we're all broke yeah i mean i am looking at your ad here and maybe you shouldn't have made your name a wrecked little bed wetter everything else was taken okay the boys the boys The Boys Cast is in the building. You already know what it is.

What is it? Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what it was this weekend. The sold out show. Yeah. New York. It was super fun. Fuck yeah.

So thanks to everyone who came out. We had the whole squad there and officially the tickets are up right now at ryanlongcomedy.com for the across the pond tour which is london antwerp amsterdam copenhago oslo stockholm i said that all those places sound like chocolate companies do you think that uh one thing i'll say is i was kind of looking at the british stuff the uk they are out of control with all their stuff it said nine people get arrested today a day for like offensive tweets and stuff like that oh dude they're putting people and it's all 90 of it is like they come in and it's like oh it's my grandmother tweeted the wrong pronouns

and there's like they put her in a full nelson on the ground yeah and then also you all know we got tacoma coming up next weekend to our two weekends from now vancouver kansas city omaha edmonton los angeles irvine san jose phoenix toronto which is close to sold out perrysburg columbus liberty dallas baltimore winnipeg san diego and while we're talking about things that are happening in other ponds, Sean Penn. Sean Pond. Actually, Kurt sent me this, but I guess it became a pretty big thing. But Sean Penn's always

on these bizarre press tours, right? And his whole thing now is he's saying that after the Will Smith slap, he wanted to take his Oscar and turn it into bullets to give it to Zelinsky so they could use the bullet as a gun right but the problem is we have melt them down well the problem is he already gave his oscar to zielinski so it's like all of his two i know but also is that the right type of

metal i feel like they're probably plastic on the inside i can't imagine it'd be a good although i will say i because i think his main movie that he won the oscar for was when he played harvey milk oh and that's back in the days when they probably did use like solid aloes no i'm just saying it's a gay guy so it would get hurt more if you were a russian and they just like yeah just so you know you got killed from the oscar from the gay movie like gay bullet like you got we took him not the gay boy that's what i was saying if they if you if you knew that that bullet was made from the oscar from a gay man yeah i think but some people because like you know american cinema is so famous all over the world, there'd be an element, you go,

this is so cool. Oh, it is. America number one country for film. This is such honor for me. Yeah, exactly. Because his whole argument was that, I remember they wanted Zelensky at the Oscars last year. No, that's what he was not happy about.

Yeah, that's what he was not happy about. He goes, if Zelensky was there, he's like, none of this would have happened. The slap would have never happened because Will Smith would never dare to slap Chris Rock's face with Zelensky in the audience. Well, it is possibly true that everyone would just be bowing down to him getting ready to give him a head.

Like Will Smith would have came up there and he would have slapped his own head into Zelensky's dick. Well, he just would have, like, I can't take away his thunder. This is important. I like the idea of Sean Penn having to go to Zelinsky. He's like, I'm going to need that Oscar back. And he's like, I have this bullet idea that's way better. He goes,

we need the bullet. So, the big thing that everyone's been saying on TikTok, right, is that the bizarre theory, and this is on a million articles, but a bizarre theory emerges and claims that men think about the Roman Empire three to five times a week, right? Yeah. I mean, obviously, like, everybody saw this so many times, and I, like, literally just

refused to click on it until- Fine. But I was thinking when this came- About the Roman Empire. No, you were the guy, because you always say, you're just like, man, if we lived in those times, it wasn't even gay. Like, you've been-'ve been mouth is a mouth you've been saying the there were final days of the romans you always talking about the fountains the baths like you i was at pompeii augustine's island

augustine's island they had their guy at the time but you've always been saying pompeia is literally like these like like not mummified, but the thing exploded and then these two dudes are just blowing each other and they're just locked like that for all of time. That's why I always go, what are you thinking about? You go, just being Roman. Which part?

Just kind of the stuff that Romans do. Just no age of consent. I'm thinking about some Roman shit, dude. Gladiators? I guess you could say that there's some there's some wrestling going on some wrestling so but i guess the thing is it does come up a lot because everyone sort of you know talks about how it's the you know the similarities and blah blah right so it comes up a lot i don't really sit there being like yeah fucking then

i'll give you one of these and i'll give well i tried to watch that show rome and then i don't know i heard some people say it was good and then i think it's on hbo and like i couldn't get into it i'm more of a sublime with rome guy but no the the thing is that was romans obviously was sick but it's kind of like this era where because i was when i was kind of looking up uh roman stuff there's 50 articles you know about the gay shit really kind of saying how gay they were right yeah but it's kind of unfair because really what happened is like what people always talk about is near the end of the thing it started to get a little yeah yeah that's what happened so then these empires so these like huffington post people kind of go back in time and they go like it was

so sick everyone's gay and you're just like no that was like a sliver it's like right now they wrote you know if it's like a hundred years they're writing about like the american empire and they're like you could go on a subway and see a man dressed as a woman at any given time and you're like well yeah well this is we're in the the soft times cycle that's what i'm saying though right we're in that part of it where everybody's gay and dude if you were like a roman that was in like most of the time you probably come back and be like yo it wasn't as gay as you guys think because we were like fucking chicks like all the time like that's all we did was just smash sniz and fight each other with swords and like ride

lions and stuff and this is like it's misrepresenting what was going on back then well there's there's article right now again there was a bunch of then. Well, there's this article right now. Again, there was a bunch of them. But like, there was a Vice one. There's a BuzzFeed, Huffington Post. And all of it was just like, every dude's going to gay prostitute. They're pushing it like it was this gay hate. You know what I don't get about the whole of this Roman thing?

And maybe you have some insight into this. Because a bunch of it came from. No, I don't. No, these women, these like journalists who were like, yeah, I i messaged my husband being like how often do you think of the roman empire and like all the husbands were like kind of in on the joke because they were all like yeah five times a day like all the yeah all these journalists were like i asked my husband and they're like yeah i think about it every day and they're like what and then you said there was like a little bit of irony involved even for sure well yeah but that but there was like a coordination with the guys

because they all kept answering like yeah all the time right whereas like if my girl asked me that i'd be like i don't know not really some maybe here and there i mean i said it comes up a lot it comes up on a podcast or something i'm listening to a history podcast maybe it does no it just does seem to come up a lot so every time you know and the fact that the correlations between the roman empire i do think that it there's the two parts of it there's that and then everyone just thinks like the gladiators were sick and shit like that yeah for sure which they were but i'm telling you to go before then guys fucked other guys frequently this is what they're telling you these are the kind of propaganda that's in

these articles it would be the equivalent if they wrote about new york in the future and they were like uh you know there was dudes going to glory holes and you couldn't tell the difference between a guy and a girl and you're just like. Nobody cared. Everybody was just all happy and drained. Yeah, the normal vibe of the whole thing, right? Wasn't uncommon to see a naked man walking around the subway and you're like, technically true, but it is like not.

Most people did think it was weird that a guy's walking around naked on the subway. Oh yeah. They go, sodomy wasn't criminalized. Terms like gay didn't exist and masculinity was glorified. So it was perfectly normal for bros to just lust after each other like bros. This is, I'm telling you, there's so- Was this Buzzfeed?

If the Roman Empire came back and they saw the smut that was getting written about their empire, I can't imagine these guys would be happy. They'd be getting the swords out. They'd go, no, me and my bros were just sucking each other off. Yeah, we were doing all sorts of stuff. We were pressing olives. Yeah, that was... Making olive oil.

And then some of them, they go... And sometimes they'll kind of do the thing where they go, the soldiers were gay or whatever, right? But you're like, that to me, probably more the equivalent of jail getting gay. Yeah. You know what I mean? You're like, oh, you were gone for four years without a chick in sight. And it was like, that to me, probably more the equivalent of like jail getting gay. You know what I mean? You're like, oh, they were gone for four years without a chick in sight. And it was like, you had two options.

You either like have sex with the other guy's girls against their will. You know what I mean? Well, yeah, for sure. You rape and pillage. Yeah. Or you, you know, you and the bros make a pact like jail, basically. Yeah. Yeah.

Either way, though, this is propaganda though this is propaganda and they're yeah and they're going it was written into law that uh if you were getting the male prostitutes that you had to be a top you couldn't be a bottom with the male prostitutes there was a law i'm down this they've they whatever book they they found like the i mean that's possible there was a law no but they found like i don't know what's that gender the gender the genderqueer the one of those it ain't gay if you're a top law they found genderqueer of the time the most cope law not gay if you're a top and we're gonna put it into law it says right here in the law that if you're a top and you fuck a dude that's not gay that's the law that's there don't say gay bill

but that's like literally the law says that they They're like, I'm not above the law. Are you above the law? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If the prostitutes like all do you now and you go, not so fast, man. It's illegal and gay. Books about ancient Rome

have salacious stories about orgies and polyamorous emperors. I was like, yeah, I do get that polyamorous emperors were banging people. And then I think there was a few dudes that maybe slipped in there, the way they slipped into David Bowie as well. You know what I mean? Even married male slaves are one of the guys.

And I get that this was probably the later years, though. You know what I mean? I think that they were much much less uh gay probably for the majority of the time yeah i don't know my uh roman my history that well these these articles are aggressive too they go and those times two men could fucking peace and they would leave behind crude drawings of their prostitutes dicks afterwards so now it's like oh this is like the regular thing it's like you saw you found a drawing of a dick and you're like my my blogger senses are going off i think what happened is two men were having sex and it's a customary for their traditions to draw the dick of that

you just rode just an eight-year-old sure yeah yeah an adolescent boy at the time just snickering drawing a dick on the cave wall so anyway there's a lot of propaganda going on and it kind of reminded me of the thing that I've always been saying about action star stuff because I saw the equalizer, which by the way, I'm going to give Ryan Longhaves five boys out of five.

I still haven't seen fucking Oppenheimer. Yeah, I know. You don't like to see things, but I do like to see them. I just haven't. Okay, well, whatever. I guess if you want to send money to the Danny Goes to See Oppenheimer Fund,

it wasn't the biggest recommendation. Equalizer, on the other hand, it's the best movie in the world. That's the Denzel one, right? But the reason I'm saying this goes to the Roman things. Yes, I know The Rock is a big box office. I know Jason Momoa

is a big box office draw and probably not even as much as they try to pretend he is you know what i mean those guys don't have the action star riz right denzel has the risk even he's still got it it's kind of like comedians a little bit where they have to it's like it's hard to be so phony nowadays it's like the rock is a fucking corporate entity yeah you know this guy's a hollywood phony you know what i mean there is he you just know he's not a badass you know he's just uh oh come on that might hurt my image he chooses his friends on who would get him in trouble absolutely yeah guess who doesn't do that the equalizer well so you know this guy's a phony

right whereas denzel he's fucking 200 years old he's i don't think i've ever seen one of the equalizers which one was this for it is a mirror it really really you know what's it about denzel equalizes stuff you know you just see i mean this is the best way to describe it if you have 40 guys and it's just for his him it's still equal. He equalizes the fight out, right? So most of his fights are him taking down like 85 guys. And it's very, his special like gimmick

is that he puts a stopwatch out because it's basically he has like 25 guys and he puts his stopwatch and it counts down from eight or something like that and he kills them all in the eight seconds.

Oh, nice. And he doesn't break a sweat either and he's always very calm about it. Very Seagal-like of him. Yeah, they cut to him and he's like wiping stuff off with his handkerchief and stuff like that. So he's always very calm about it very very seagull yeah they cut yeah they cut to him and he's like wiping stuff off with his handkerchief and stuff like that so he's the gold right okay so other action stars can't fake the riz denzel if you watch him in interviews not a pussy and it shows in the movies yeah so he's the real deal he's the real stuff

couldn't all right i'd watch it again and you are right though that you it's it's uh when the first one of these came out you know at least liam neeson makes 45 movies and they're all the same yeah this sort of had that vibe a little bit where it seemed like it was going to be a one and done nothing yeah and the name wasn't great yeah and then it's turned into its own little john wick franchise yeah it's like its own little franchise for sure. Uh-huh. Interesting. Incredible. There's some parts that don't make sense where they all have guns and they come in and they just don't shoot him for some reason and he equalizes everybody. Yeah.

I mean, it's literally wrestling. It's like all those movies are always like the same with wrestling when you're watching wrestling and you're just like, why don't you hit him? It's like he's not looking at you and you're holding a chair. Just hit him. Just yelling, hit him. And then he turns around and- It doesn't bug you as much about Denzel because he just does equalize people and you're fine with it but so we've been talking a bunch

about scientology on the podcast it's kind of come up the last three times right and because of that uh i watched the leah remney documentary right and i think we were kind of talking about it right but the funniest part about this documentary is scientology is is powerful there's only 40,000 people in the religion 7,000 of the people in scientology work full-time for scientology right can anybody be a scientologist i think you just sign up yeah yeah well they they get you in and i've said this before but they get you in tony robbins style if you watch their pamphlets it's like hey are you trying to make more money are you trying to get your shit together are you a drug addict we're gonna get we're gonna fix it all blah blah blah blah right

yeah it's very good pitch the pitch is you know a self-help book yeah and then you watch this watch this doc right the the thing i've never watched a expose documentary that is so riddled with like disclaimers and the disclaimers are so funny because it kind of does make it almost like works because so the whole deal is they're interviewing ex-scientologists right and then they'll go we're about to interview this guy and it cuts to like seven eight seconds probably more like 17 18 seconds of like screens and the screens go this guy's a fucking clown. He tried to get back into Scientology.

We didn't let him. One of them goes, he's rude and a psychopath, blah, blah. What do you mean he tried to get back in Scientology and we didn't let him? What perspective is...

You got banned for life, man. You don't want to get... You get on that list. I'd say, who's putting up the disclaimer? Well, Scientology, they reached out to Scientology for comment.

Oh, gotcha. These are comments from the Church of Scientology. But it's more than comments. It's like, if you want to get sued for comment. Oh, gotcha. These are comments from the Church of Scientology. But it's more than comments. It's like, if you want to get sued for everything you're fucking worth, this is, you're going to put this up there, right? Don't they have all that stuff

where they don't know where David Miscavige's wife is? Isn't that like the whole thing? I thought it was the main guy's wife kind of went missing forever. Yeah, David Miscavige. No, David Miscavige is like the Pope. Yeah, I thought that. No, L. Ron Hubbard, you mean?

No, yeah, I was saying his wife was kind of went missing too. They probably all go missing. They're all probably just like, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Ron Hubbard, you mean? No, yeah, I was saying his wife was kind of my missing too. They probably all go missing. They're all probably just like, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. And you go, you're out. Well, the funny part of it. Drop you on the top of a fucking volcano, bitch. Well, David Miscavige is hilarious, right?

So they paint him as like the most evil guy, but the girl that was, they'll show someone and they go, this guy's a liar. You don't believe a word he said. He's a fucking cannibaloni. And then they cut to the guy being like, this David Miscavige guy is no good. But it's just so funny

because the way that they have to do it, they just have to show you so many disclaimers because they're so afraid of these lawyers, right? But when they cut to the guy, there's this, I think it was a guy talking about David Miscavige. No, it was a woman. And he goes, you know,

and that's when, you know, I just watched so many things happen and there was the lying and the punchings she says the punching because david miscavige keeps kicking the shit out of people oh really so he's a bit of an equalizer himself he's equalizing everybody equalizing everybody so david miscavige is the like the head pope i guess yeah but can you imagine you heard like all the ex-bishops were like, yeah, the fucking Pope kept fucking decking me. I had to fight the Pope again.

Kicked my ass. So like four of the guys, their story was that like David Miscavige kicked the shit out of them. And it was one guy was like the audio visual guy. Like he does things and he said he came in late at night and he's yelling at him and then just fucking David Miscavige just starts. And I guess you can't fight back because he's like no this guy said he was about to fight back and that was yeah you were you're sure you were like this time is the abused wife goes next time he puts his

fucking hands on me he'll fucking stab him yeah i bet so so david muscovage is just running around kicking the shit out of people right and the other thing the the to be honest the doc didn't hit as hard as i thought it would i thought it was going to be like really hit scientology hard yeah it was more just showing people that worked there it would be like more like a nun being like hey the priest was a shitty to me yeah and then then the the the press that was like trying to expose the catholic church like they were trying to uh smear that guy gotcha which it was still all crazy but it just like you're like every other religion you're like exposing like mass pedophile rings this one there's like punchings sure you know i mean and then they're kind of like if you work there and you try to leave they kind of make you not talk to your family and it's all like yeah that's all

like culty but just in in comparison to the exposés i've seen i was expecting to be a little more blown away okay i kind of left being like yeah i guess that's a lot back just because of the suings potential like was there stuff you think that they or that's just like what the story they wanted to tell was i don't know their worst stories was i mean everybody's saying that like the families it's a tearing the white's the tearing the families apart. Was the wife disappearing in it? Well, they didn't really mention the wife disappearing. Yeah. I think they sort of grazed over something about his wife.

She went to jail or something. And then Miscavige's wife hasn't come out. There's a second season, though. I don't know. That's so sick, though. It felt like they ran out of stuff to talk about. Ron Hopper just created Scientology not that long ago. It's nuts.

It's pretty recent. Do you know what else is nuts? Is the famous people that are in it like the tom cruise of the world they're living the life yeah like being so they have their celebrity center and basically what happens is tom cruise guys like that they give him he's got like a he's got everyone he wants like he's got like four scientologists that are like full-time that are just tom cruise's personal people if he wants a cleaner Scientology sends him one if anyone's messing like a maid like if why can't he hire just like he has to hire like he only hired my point to you is he don't have to hire it

oh it's free yes it's all like like half of Scientology is like making sure Tom Cruise is happy right so like when you kind of have these things where they're like why would Will Smithith be a scientology it's like if you're the main guy you're living the fucking dream man oh that's pretty sweet and then on top of that you have this like you know 40 000 people multi-million dollar organization that's got your back whatever you do you know yeah so it kind of is if you're if you're rich in scientology if you're like a famous actor you're probably living the dream yeah yeah that sounds pretty sick the only thing you do is go to conferences and fucking kiss babies and shake hands every now and then that's fine

yeah like they're not doing a big sell for Scientology too like if you kind of get to a certain level you get to meet Tom Cruise well that's the reason why these guys have such a dream because they're figureheads yeah exactly but that's a pretty good deal for everybody yeah and the other thing it almost like a little bit made me

fucking annoyed with the media because even though the media was like right about Scientology, it was just like, there's these like weasels in the thing and they keep crying victim, but you're just like, like, okay, yes, probably good that like Scientology got exposed

for some of this stuff and it sounds like shitty in terms of like cults and religions or whatever. Like, I don't know how high it ranked for me in terms of like the level of expose. You know what I don't know how high it ranked for me in terms of like the level of expose, you know what I mean? However, the media guy on the other side, these guys kept being like,

they would kind of say things like, you know, and they were trying to discredit me. And it was like, well, they're trying to discredit you because you're trying to write like a tell-all about how their religion should be shut down. Yeah, of course. Like, you know, it was just like journalists uh it's like your whole deal is it's like you know there's all

youtube channels that like their whole deal is like uh hit pieces or whatever right like the same in comedy right your whole deal is writing hit pieces about people and why they should lose their job or whatever right it was like the taylor lorenzo's of the world right and then they kind of but then like someone kind of like we like oh what about her and they're like they're digging into my past of course like yeah i mean well they think they're infallible not so you use a religion term yeah but you go and so do they yeah it's like you don't like it and they don't like it it's like regardless of right or wrong you're just like i mean it's yeah people don't like like having you fucking try to

write uh articles what do you think they're gonna not defend themselves like yeah ridiculous to I mean, yeah, people don't like having you fucking try to write articles. What, you think they're going to not defend themselves? Yeah. Ridiculous to think that those are just... So it kind of was that. They were just like, and they declared us enemies of the church. And it was like, okay, they were doing crazy stuff and blah, blah, blah. But you're like, but you were though, right?

Like you're admitting that you were an enemy of the church. And then declaring people enemies of the church. Hasn't the Catholic church been doing that for like ever hey exactly yeah in terms of religious scandals it i i left it being like yeah it seems kind of shitty like the thing seems like bullshit it all seems like you know stupid yeah and it does yeah it seems like any corporation like the same probably if you like it seemed like the stuff they do was like if you probably write an expose about fucking big oil you probably get the same treatment you know what i mean yeah of course like that's just what it seemed to me i was like not saying it's good but it didn't seem like uniquely crazy sure

um that was the cosmic crater thing that you were posting that's why you can't trust these media people cosmo kramer the Cosmo Kramer thing? No, the Cosmic Kramer. Oh, that was so fucking funny. Holy shit. I can't believe it. For people who don't know, it's like in Ireland or whatever,

they did this news thing about they found this crater that was like a meteor and they did this whole thing and this guy was like a little craterologist or whatever the fuck and he's like he has this rock and he's like see the

grids on this rock. He's like that's when it was entering the atmosphere and then it hit here and made this giant crater and then these guys on TikTok were like yeah we just dug this hole at the beach yesterday. Yeah right. It's not a crater. So that's how easy it is to trick these media people yeah

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You get out there, you know, then you get taken down. You get up on that perch and people are trying to knock you down. Well, there's part of it to that, for sure. I mean, my take a little bit was like, it's almost people were like back to big celebrities, at least. Well, two of the things were related specifically to the like the Russell Brand. Let's go through the Drew Barrymore, Bill Maher thing are the same thing. They're the same thing. They're just basically

trying to avoid the strike. Let's go through them a little one by one. Okay. Russell Brand's obviously the biggest one. Yeah, Russell Brand's the biggest one. And then there's some, okay, the smaller ones with the Oliver Anthony's just straight up. It was funny to me because basically he essentially was going to do this show and then uh people were saying that he was charging too much for tickets and then he canceled the thing and then the venue goes well we had to

charge that much because he wanted 100 grand for the show 120 grand and he basically said well i have some agent that booked it and i didn't i fired him now blah blah right and the the funny part to me was that oliver anthony got to be like an old soul for about four seconds and now he's just another guy getting yelled at on the internet whole thing was like anti-capitalism even though he's not like against capitalism he like had some issues with you know certain like he it just would not be a good look for him to just be like rich all of a sudden. So I think he's trying to like, you know, trying to somehow manage that. And then, but people are like, yeah, lots of people would like to see you live. Like there's a huge demand for it.

You'd be stupid not to. And you're like to go to a venue that has seats, 2000 people. Like there's just a huge cost associated with running and renting a venue like that. Right. Like, and if like you need to get paid. But I think that what you're, it's kind of like the same thing as everyone has these principles

and then they have to run a business and realize it's actually harder than you think and then other people complain. But yours is a bit where you're just like, it is kind of easy to say, prices should be this, prices should be lower and you're just like,

okay, well then if you're going to do that, you need to have a bigger venue and then you need to charge less. It's're just like okay well then if you're gonna do that you need to have like a bigger venue and then you need to charge less like it was it's obviously just like it's so much easier to backseat drive than it is to drive right of course but even if he wanted a perfect world he goes you know what meet me in this cornfield tomorrow at 4 p.m right he's like however many of you want to come come i'm gonna just like set up a little stage i'm gonna like stand on a soapbox i'm gonna stand no he's gonna be like i'm gonna stand on a soapbox and then i'm gonna and i'm gonna do it for free and then the farmer's like yeah you can't use my land you're gonna trample all my corn he goes okay how much is that gonna cost he goes i

don't know like you use it for like five grand he goes okay sounds good and they go all right they're gonna need to park somewhere go how much is that gonna cost probably like another five grand you're gonna have to hire like 10 attendants to deal with the parking insurance insurance there's gonna be like a shuttle and stuff he goes oh okay he goes uh and you're just playing acoustic he goes yeah they're not gonna be able to hear you at the back there's no way so you're gonna need to just get a little pa system he goes uh how much that's gonna cost probably like another 10 grand you need like a stage and stuff at this point and like you know you need and they all work in the union. So they're not cheap.

Eventually it's just like 50 grand for you want to play for free in a fucking field. You know, you're like, I don't know. It's exactly. Yeah. It's up, dude. No, that's exactly how it shakes down. And it is just funny. It's like no one's exempt from just every single person in the world within five minutes

now on the internet. No matter what your message is, it's like you're just a guy fucking getting yelled at from the cheap that's why the rappers are smart because the rappers all start off with just like stacks of money that they're using as cell phones you know and they go it's a better plan yeah now the only difference is the money's real yeah it's a better plan because they're like all this guy's sold out and you're like sold out i was saying that i'm rich when I wasn't rich. Yeah, exactly. If anything, I sold in.

Yeah, you sold in, yeah. Well, so that just makes me laugh. But on the other side, the only thing I'll give him is like he was saying I don't realize it or whatever, blah, blah, blah. But if you want to make

all these statements, you need to be more tapped in. But there is so many people that are just trying to steal money from you. Like that was the Theo Vaughn thing. You know, the Theo Vaughn thing when he like posted about it and i think a lot of people have posted like this big podcast company that was basically stealing his money and blah blah right but it was just like

it is interesting this i've been in this industry or just entertainment not this specific one obviously but like entertainment at large since i was 17. Do you know what I mean? Like do I have managers and agents and stuff like that? And so, you know, 20 years and the amount of people, it's like there's very few people that make a lot of money in this industry. And there are so many people that have jobs trying to invent how to take it. Absolutely. So it's like, you're just constantly getting scammed, right? Yeah.

You're getting bombarded with people who think that they can you know i've had people steal you know 10 grand for me here you have con it's just yeah you're always getting screwed right so i do get why you're just like yeah some guy was like i'll be your agent and before you know it you're for sure signing up for something and yeah the theo von thing was especially true because i guess like all the comics we they just kept endorsing this guy to everybody else because they're like yeah this deal's great and then it just turns out it's not good yeah it's great but they don't pay you they don't pay you and then it sounds like essentially like a ponzi scheme to a degree because the guy kept saying definitely well he's like we're gonna try to launch it well we're paying you we're giving

uh podcast guaranteed money so and then but they weren't actually bringing in that money so the only way to pay the guarantees was to bring in new podcasts you're like it's like that's a ponzi scheme and then i saw the coffeezilla thing where he interviewed the guy coffeezilla like what did the guy say oh you didn't see it so coffeezilla interviewed the guy and the guy's like here i just want my side of the story and then it's just like that of shit. Not only that, but like a month before all this stuff went down, the guy bought a house for $1.7 million. Yeah, he did. And then transferred it to like a fucking LLC

or like transferred it to like some company. But he used this website that literally like the website is like, got legal problems coming up? Need to hide your assets? Like legitimately, that's like the website, what it says. And the guy's like, well legitimately that's like the website what it says and the guy's like the guy's like well i can't comment on what it says on a website there's so many weasels in the business dude every day i got a new guy you know it's funny like the amount of times i've had people just like the like someone will convince me i need

to talk to someone and they'll be like you know i, I need to sell. It's multi-marketing and blah, blah, blah. And I'm just like, I'm pretty good nowadays at being like, hey, I don't have like a ton of time right now. What are you asking for me in one sentence? What are you proposing? And they always be like, well, there's so much stuff we could do. I go. Yeah.

And then the moment they can't say it really quickly, you go. Yeah. You know what? I had a fucking hilarious one, dude. So my bank called me, right? And they've been calling me like nonstop. Like I probably had like 25 missed calls over the last month. And I just eventually was just like, okay, I got to take this call.

Like, is something wrong? Right? And the guy basically is trying to pitch me on some service. Right? And I'm like, hey, listen, you guys have been calling me a lot. What exactly are you calling me for? He's giving me some of that pitch. He's like, you know, the financial services and this this and this and there's lots of things that could really help

you and blah blah and i'm just like like okay i have like and he was like i'd like to set up a time and i was like listen i'm not gonna set up a meeting but i have like 10 minutes right now if you if you pitch it to me like if it sounds like a smart idea and he goes well for starters you need to put your we can get you a uh a savings account that you have five percent interest so and i was just like oh and that's like liquid or whatever like i could just put it there and he you need to put your we can get you a uh a savings account that you have five percent interest so and i was just like oh and that's like liquid or whatever like i could just put it there and he goes yes exactly and i go okay so let's do that and then he goes can i call you back why you didn't know how to do it so he calls me back and then he goes okay so what you do is go in your bank and do

this and then do that and blah blah and i was like okay so now i can just put my money in here and then i go okay i just did that and he goes can i call you back again i swear to god i'm like this motherfucker he calls me back he goes okay so we started the wrong account and he goes turns out that if you want to do the fibers and interest you have to call this other number and i go can you at least get rid of the account you just started for me and he goes unfortunately not this motherfucker called me sold me on this bullshit so So I tell him to do it. Doesn't have any clue how to do it. And then he goes,

you're going to have to call this number. So now I just have this extra account and I have to call some other number, wait in line to call. And I'm like, you can't even set it up. At that point, I'd just be like,

look, can we just make a deal? You just take 1% of my, all my money and just leave me alone, please. He goes, good deal.

That's the crazy part. After all this, I was just like, all right, so I guess I'll call them anyways okay thanks for nothing basically and then the guy goes so the other part though like do you want to hear about it and i'm just like i've literally said to the guy i'm like you are you insane i was like you we literally just you pitched me one thing we took 20 minutes you

couldn't do it now i have a chore yeah what on earth would i fucking want to hear about the next thing like and he's gonna tell me like investment advice i'm like buddy yeah like uh no you blew it pal yeah these are the kind of psychos that are going on there marilyn manson's in trouble because he blew his news do you know that one what so marilyn manson had all these allegations yeah right what happened with those i think they kind of just i don't think anything really shook down with it it was all public court but he's uh in court right now and there's a lot of like videos about him being in court and their photos and i kind of thought the same as you that it was related to that sort of stuff and then i looked at it and he pleaded no contest and i was like oh shit the sex shit caught up to him and he goes for blowing his nose on a videographer no he was i guess he was at a concert and he goes snot rockets especially marilyn manson's so fucking fat with his makeup on he's snot rocketing

dudes i'm kind of kind of siding with the videographer on that one me a little bit we're all stars now that does not show small rockets are one of the most disgusting things pretty gross yeah you see the people just walking around the streets just i know maryland manson too extra gross nasty stuff it's nasty lauren bobert's in trouble yeah lauren bobert howard stern wasn't happy about that howard stern is a fucking loser howard stern is like everything that guy says you're like you are just what are you doing yeah it's just like you have no frame of reference of who you used to be like and does that not like i used to do literal factor into anything that you say i feel like hack even saying this because it's so obvious that like, how do you not see it then, Harrison?

Yeah, exactly. Like, are you really just like, yeah, you just think you fucking just do like snap your fingers and just like, yeah, that's who I was. I'm a new man now and I'm just going to talk shit about all these people. And you're like, for stuff that you're like, oh, my God, like that guy is fucking next level. If anything, it made Lauren Boebert like sick. Sick jugs, that's for sure. He went down on her in Hathena. I interviewed her. David Coulier fucking is giving her a call right now, dude.

Yeah, I interviewed her before. You interviewed Lauren Bovert? Yeah. About what? You don't remember that? When I went in hot water with Gino Bisconte, like right when I moved to New York. And then I went on and that's when she was running for,

she just like worked at a restaurant. She was running to be like a Congresswoman. And her idea was like, she had a gun. She's like always has guns and stuff. And she like had like a gun at her restaurant, I believe, like as a waitress or a manager or something. And then anyways, like interview her. And then I swore and she's like, you can't swear.

Like she was like a big deal. You can't swear even though you're in a hot water. And then I was in some blog being like, Lauren Boebert goes on racist podcast. And it was my face and her face. She's polishing her gun. Yeah. If you literally search Lauren Boebert racist podcast, it's me and Gino Bisconti and Lauren Boebert. That's kind of funny.

Well, yeah. Howard Stern wasn't happy with that. There wasn't really much more to that. What's Howard Stern happy with? What is he happy with? He's not happy with a lot. Joe Biden? Is that who he's happy with? He just loves Biden?

No, he's happy with a big celebrity. He's happy with Lady Gaga. That's who he's happy with right now. In his mind, Taylor Swift would be big for him. That's crazy, too, because he's happy with right now like like in his mind like a big like a taylor swift would be like a big for him that's crazy too because he's like so he's insulated himself so much now that like nobody would ever come in and just kind of give him shit for like who he's become like like he's he probably only get fired immediately but like he used to bring on like you know comics and stuff it seems like who were just like around you're right though he never brings on does he

have whack pack guys anymore no i don't think he does any of that stuff he doesn't do any of that stuff right he's just like the most just like just you know corporate it's a different guy yeah it's all it is like whatever it's just a bummer sometimes but hudson's still the fucking goat in some ways but the um so the russell brand one's obviously like the big thing right yeah and i'll just say my interesting sort of uh the thing about this that was sort of interesting to me was it was like i guess tate was a little bit like this but it you know these accusations come out and it was very like two different worlds you know what i mean like one world, this, we want to never see him again. And the other world being like,

oh, look at the media, like trying to take down another truth teller kind of thing. Right. Yeah. And I thought that a lot of people felt, and including myself, one of the big things that's kind of interesting about this era to like sum up

why it's so annoying. It's like, it's almost, you know, you, there's, you can't really trust the, there's no like judicial system because it doesn't go to court. Yeah. There's no know, you can't really trust the, there's no, like, judicial system

because it doesn't go to court. Yeah. There's no, like, media you can really trust. Even, like, all of the, you know, big pundits are sort of, you know, like, they're either conservative or liberal. So most of the biggest people are sort of have a slant. Like, there's a few people that don't. But even then, they're just commentators a lot of times.

So it's not like they have, like, inside info. So there's almost, like like no one to trust so it's like it's and it's sort of an uncomfortable feeling as a society that there's just like there's no judge to trust like i i don't want to have to be the judge on every individual like case like this you know what i mean yeah i mean and then on top of that you have to be judged on how you judge it yeah and i'm not even saying me like we're fucking obviously if people want to fucking not like our takes we're who gives a shit right but i'm saying for your average person you're kind of like so i have to be a judge i gotta look at the case every case that comes out i gotta sort of like do my own research you know well this okay then i saw this article

and then like you're doing your own research on a case there's no like objectivity that yeah and then on top of that if you judge it wrong people are like that's how you adjudicated it you thought that he might be innocent well based on what i saw you i mean i'm just like kevin spacey just stood trial for a thing that happened like fucking 30 years ago or something like and one yeah and he won shout out to the space minister but uh you know i'm like look put them if you think that there's a case obviously things like sexual assault cases like same with like uh cosby and weinstein and all this stuff like you know you can go to trial for these things way after they happen some people are found guilty some people are found not guilty however you feel about that but you're like do it and try it like i don't

know the fact that they demonetize his YouTube channel is fucking nuts. Like the fact that YouTube just goes, Hey, we're like you, these accusations can come out. And someone made a good point. I think it was Luke or Radosky or whatever. But he's like, Cardi B literally admitted to drugging and raping men.

Yeah. And like her accounts and her accounts is monetized. So you're like, okay, YouTube, like, and like everybody understands how murderers that were like, you know,

they were like proven murderers and all this sort of stuff that are on there. And there was like, like we just had MTV Jesse on the Nelk Boys at the time got kicked off for throwing a party in COVID. Yeah, exactly. So like obviously YouTube is a private company. And they didn't post it on YouTube. Even though they're essentially like a utility and they have way too much power. And that's how they that's how they do it. But like with Russellsell brand for the

most part you know he he does his live shows on rumble i can't imagine him really losing too like he has a big he has like a six million subscriber youtube but i can't imagine him losing too too much it's kind of a weird thing yeah it's like nothing even happens i don't know what happens i'm just like look fucking if they if they think they have a case against them then take them to court and if not then just like whatever it's almost that not a lot of people like i don't think anybody who really liked russell brand left team brand over this so i'm saying it's almost like this it's just weird like patting on the back it's the equivalent of like them making a thing that rogan's racist or something you know what i mean like when those it was just like

it changes zero people's mind they get to be like see yeah it's like almost just becomes like one of those or whatever thing out there and you're like i mean he was the self-professed sex addict dude and all this stuff you're like i don't know is it possible certainly i guess it's possible i don't know and then there's always like middle ground bitches lie certainly it's all yeah all like it's just like it's all that's what i'm saying though there's no place where it's like every person's got to fucking put on their uh judge suit you know what i mean yeah i mean i guess there's an alternative or an option imagine every case was like the criminal cases they're just like there's no trial it's like we just have to decide uh every person has to decide for himself whether they think this guy's a murderer based on like sort of spotty info that

you get here and there yeah not to sit on the fence but i'm like i don't know i'm like i don't really care like i just mean in general i don't i know it's like it is like the biggest story right now but i'm just like all right well you know if we have courts like you know this isn't like some fucking third world country like there are courts you're a brand head too i'm a brand head i uh but i don't know like i'm not like i don't watch a shit i definitely do not but you know i buy his bunker supplies but that's about it those fucking british use too many big words yeah except for douglas murray shout out next week yeah but uh i don't know yeah i don't know a lot of big words from that guy yeah you know what i'm going to kick a man while he's in going through a crisis. No, everybody's like, oh, he speaks out against Pfizer.

And you're like, look, two things can be true here. And obviously, he used to be like a fucking. All these options can be true. And also, he used to be like, when they're accusing him of all this stuff, he was like a mainstay of Hollywood. He was like in the system, A-list guy. He was fucking married to Katy Perry. He was at the top. know like he was in that machine like so it's like it was impossible that he's a different man now than he used to be and he did that then and he's not that now like

certainly i don't know all the conspiracy people who are like oh like you know he speaks out against pfizer and then blah blah this maybe a little bit true i don't know there might be something to it but i don't know the problem is is that he's you kind of like all the people who are british people are coming over this dude i say fucking i've never seen some people so happy just a lot of british comics a lot of british comics i guess hate him they hate him yeah he was not a fan and i he's not he is not a well-liked in the comedy community over there no the comedy community is very very like uh it seems like the british comedy community is very more um like politically like active anti-trump kind of types yeah yeah exactly which is weird because he's like he would you know if

you describe him pre-trump you're like brusselman you're like i don't know the most liberal person on earth you're like if i like if once you reach the end of the fucking spectrum it's like russell brand's hanging out there doing yoga or some shit you're like can't be more liberal than russell brand sure and then now everybody's like that fucking mega nazi dude well do you know what the thing would i think would change with him was he was he was sort of like it was a little more intellectual or whatever whether real intellectual or not. His whole thing was just like, he was kind of like, it's all a, it's all a fucking theater man kind of guy.

And then it was, he was kind of saying like, uh, we need like a real revolution, sort of a little more closer to what Jimmy Dore says, where he was just like, this whole thing's bullshit. Voting's bullshit. We need like a complete revolution. I think he had his book about how like we need just a completely new thing and it was almost very like esoteric in the sense of like you're almost writing about like a new society and i think a lot of people were like no you know the right answer is like the you know obama's the best guy right and he was kind of like

i'm above that intellectually sort of thing and i think that that position of like being like i'm above this intellectually because that got turned into like you mean the enemy right yeah i mean i look like my conspiracy like antenna will go way up if he gets like kicked off a rumble or something i'll be like yeah this was fucking big pharma for sure like if he gets kicked off of rumble then i think i'm a little closer something's afoot here i think i don't think it has to be uh like i mean those things a lot of times people say this but it can be a conspiracy without actually having to be a conspiracy yeah it's like the incentives align where you're like this guy's doing all this stuff everyone hates him maybe there's this story that wouldn't have got run but because we hate him i mean i do like we're digging into this because

he became the enemy so it's's almost like, it's like, it's, it happens at the same time. The people who talk about pharma and all that stuff are also the people that the media all hates. Yeah. I will say it is weird that this didn't come out during the height of the Me Too movement. How did it squeak by them?

Yeah. You're like, how did it get through Me Too? And the only thing I can think of is that during Me Too, he was still super liberal. Right. And so they kind of maybe gave him a pass i can think of is that during me too he was still super liberal right and so they kind of maybe gave him i sort of thought that too but liberal guys were getting taken down they were i guess yeah so yes there you go so yeah so people say that but it doesn't make sense i guess that's the only thing i can think of you're like why if there's multiple

allegations liberals were getting sprayed why was he just everyone's getting sprayed dude why was he why was there no whole thing rose mcgowan actually put out something today who like started me too she put out some like twitter audio thing basically saying like this is fishy with russell brand because she's also like why are they doing this she thinks there's ulterior motives at play which you know that makes sense i think it's gonna be a tate situation where it's just going to kind of sit in the some people say yes some people say well tate's different because tate has actual criminal proceedings against him currently yeah whereas these are now and it's also so much that's not like you know this is how a lot of these

meetings started and then they wound up with like these people going to court so i would not be surprised if russell brand is going to court at some point it's also such different and different industries though too you know what i mean like this stuff comes out about like a like a fighter and it was just like the next day you'll never hear about it again yeah this industry like the meat like kind of like media is more uh like run by activists i guess yeah so to speak so it's almost like you know what i mean like there's other industries where it's like you would hear like oh there might be something for 20 years ago and then you just like never okay you never it was who's on like page four of one day and it just doesn't catch on a rappers or whatever such a poster boy for like anti-vax stuff too so that like the media who is like will

generally be pro-vaccine can use it as a like see look at all you fucking idiots who supported this guy at with your anti-vax shit and he's a fucking rapist how you like that we're better than you like we didn't support him we're not pro-rate take that kind of i don't know but i mean i'll you'll i would guess that you'll see him in court very likely like in a spacey situation i mean if spacey had to go to court like i can't see how i guess that's what happens. You let it play out. I mean, better than whatever this public adjudication is. Yeah. I mean, Spacey had the same one, too.

They fucking, they took... Hasan Minhaj is in trouble! Hasan Minhaj is in the news! Shout out to Hasan. I like Hasan. I see him in the cellar. He's funny. Yeah, he's funny.

No, this is the classic. This one's hilarious. This is the number one. This is the best example of don't hate the player hate the game right i would agree with that yeah there's nothing because you're like look yeah sure i'll just say what happened oh so he had a bunch of jokes in his act that um like about yeah he like had anthrax sent to his house and it was like this whole like islamophobia kind of element and he's like thought some anthrax on his kid and it was whole thing where he's like a target of his islamophobia and it just coincidentally happened to you know like

propel his career into an a-list comedian that like it was a catalyst for sure like this kind of stuff and then now it turned out that it was not true and now some people are butthurt about it it is yeah there's a fun some of it's like wait you thought like all comedy is true but then you know you know my take was always like i don't care if it was true uh i had it to i have to be um possible like you know what i mean sure like like for example i always say a really good simple way to say the same thing it's like some guys like i was in a fight with my girlfriend today and he's on stage right i don't really care if you were in a fight with your girlfriend but um if your girlfriend is a famous actress who's hosting the grammys tonight yeah and you were like backstage i got in a fight with my girlfriend we're all like well we know for a fact that didn't happen sure okay well what about this

okay what about this because i'm actually like maybe less so than you because i'm like if you're using the first part of it the second part of it is that it has to be something that is would happen so if you come and you're kind of like oh i was talking to this girl and she says men suck or whatever right you're just like oh okay you're just like that's a person that's saying something that a million people said and you're just she's one of the people that you're arguing again so it's kind of irrelevant whether she said it or not because it does get said yeah but the other version is they go i was talking to this guy and he says doors should be round and i go doors should be round like who the fuck and you argue against the thing that no one that nobody thinks sure that to me is always stupid it's like you're

like you're just but he was using like you know this this kind of kind of pendulum swinging back against the Islamophobia that was around legitimately post 9-11 for like two decades. No, but there is. We know every- He rode this wave. Dude, how many one of our friends have a bit where they're just like, I was walking down, I was at the airport, and this guy starts yelling that I'm a terrorist. For sure. And it'll be like a guy that looks like a frat dude. You know what I mean?

And you're just like, we all have like five friends that have a bit about like, people like they couldn't get through to TSA because someone's calling them a terrorist. And you're just like, first of all, TSA is like a bunch of black ladies.

Yeah. They didn't see like a fucking 30 year old indie dude to call him a terrorist. But like, whatever, I guess. And it's why I say don't hate the player, hate the game.

I agree. Yeah. Right? because it murders and like i guess there's just this element where it's the girl being like i went to a job interview and then a guy told me a woman in this job and you know what i said to him and then she gives him a fucking earful okay what would you say about like i'm walking down the street nine guys in kkk robes start calling me the N-word. And everyone's like, boo. You go, guess what I said to them. And then, you know.

Okay. What about, you know, the girl who got the beer thrown at her? I go, nice robe, pal. You know, the girl who got the beer thrown at her? Yes. Okay. If that turned out, that was her brother. And that was set up.

I would hate that. You would hate that. But is there any, should there be any punishment for that? Or we go like, you know what? Good, good play that you hate that. You would hate that. But is there any, should there be any punishment for that? Or we go like, you know what? Good play that you use that. Like you hit a fucking like nail on the head right there. Like that was what everybody wanted. You got to go do Kimmel.

You got to, you're headlining all these clubs now. And just like, you know, water under the bridge. Good work. Or like, is there some, is there any sort of claw back? Well, what's the punishment? I mean, who's dishing out punishment? I mean, the punishment is in people's minds where they go, ugh. I guess.

Like, I mean, I think that it probably... But I see what you're saying. Like, if you get to this place... Well, you can't take away the late night appearance. I mean, it's Milli Vanilli situation. That's different. How? I guess, yeah.

Like, what's the difference? If you're like, hey, I'm just like quick crowd work person, and then you find out it was fake. That's a Milli Vanilli situation. It's more like Jussie Smollett. I think Milli Vanilli. Yeah. I guess it's Jussie Smollett. But what I mean in the context of the,

your crowd work bit, that's like finding out the guy was lip syncing. Well, I guess that's what I'm saying. Do you think like, like, would it be, I guess what I'm saying is like,

would it be appropriate for all the clubs to be like, cause I don't think that would happen. I think even if that came out, they would, the clubs wouldn't stop booking her. No, I don't, because I don't think that would happen. I think even if that came out, the clubs wouldn't stop booking her. No, I don't think that there should be. I don't think, well, I'm not like a communist like you, so I'm not trying to fucking put together some, you know,

centralized social like order that dishes out punishments, period, right? So it's like, that's just not how things work. Yeah. So how would there be a centralized punishment no I'm not saying there should be a centralized punishment I mean it would

still be individualized obviously some people will be just like I don't like them as much anymore but I don't really think Hasan Minhaj will have any sort

if they found out you're wearing a fat suit your fat fans would feel a little bit you lied to me you betrayed us you lied to me you

betrayed us so anyways but a lot of people were mad about it and a lot of brown people were mad about it because they're like you kind of hurt the cause well you always hurt the cause with a like a like when you say a fake it's a fake a crime obviously that hurts the cause.

I mean, you know, you should know that better than anyone. All the fake hate crimes I do. The freaking 45 swastikas a day that you get dropped. I have a stamp. I'm government building. I have a stamp. I just walk by going,

boop, boop. Dude, can you imagine how big of a bust it would be if someone caught like a like literal orthodox jew in costume drawing like in the act of drawing a swastika on the wall like it's for sure happened like you they've caught him in the act where you got to see the guy he's got the hat on the tassels and he turns around like flash photography and he's just like like i'm holding the thing i guarantee you they've had like uh security cameras they probably don't wear their outfit with they only have one outfit that they're allowed to wear it's not like they have a lot of different

outfits that would be the internet would explode if they got that photo on camera dude that would be a meme you'd have to see it more like legitimately caught in the act you know what i mean yeah it's usually probably more kids but yeah i'm sure i would not be surprised if yeah or yeah the journalists that are like it they're they're um you know like uh superman he got to be clark kent and he got to be first to the story yeah that's a lot of it with these like journalists like if they can fake the hate crime they can be the first of the story right that's true that's true yeah i uh but yeah i don't know no hard feelings against this aminaj no it's just like it is what he's like i'm surprised it's crazy that he it's like funny

that he even became a thing yeah yeah no hard feelings with he's good in your books. I respect the move. I respect the move. Every day. That was your early act. Every day I wake up and think. That was your early act. You'd go, I was walking down the street and someone yelled the K word at me. Then they rolled me up on a carpet and drew swastikas on my face.

What do we think of that, guys? CBC, can I do a thing now? And that's the world that we're living in. That was you doing comedy at the synagogue. Someone throws a pack of bacon at me. I was walking down the street and they started throwing bacon at me. That's the life I live.

That's just a day in the life of Daniel Polo. I wish. I wish I had. No, you're the opposite. No one's ever. You're the most person I've had that's been accused of being anti-Semitic. I wouldn't dare fucking do some of this shit

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This is, okay, so that was all like current events kind of stuff there's just a lot of it this week yeah but this is probably uh my favorite thing this week so this girl goes netflix how did it know i was bisexual before i did and the the obvious like why it's bbc thing right yeah and it's so fucking funny because she the obvious thing that happened was that like it influenced her to be bi what do you mean like she's watching she was like the type she's like a you know average like you know uh progressive chick or whatever she's watching all this gay shit and then she's like i could be, well, no, she probably has the inklings and then she started watching some like, oh, what's this Queer as Folk show?

Puts that on because she's like in the subconscious who's like, you know, has some inklings about this stuff. And then their recommendation engine's like, oh, you like this gay shit, do you? That's what happened. There's more gay shit. And then eventually she's like, oh, I'm gay. But honestly too, if you know someone's like,

you can probably find out someone's a girl if they watch some girl shit and then it's like a girl she watched some girl shit then she watched like dear white people then she watched like fucking why the trump's bad documentary and they're like this girl's gonna love gay shit of course and they just get an audience profile like go on youtube and just go watch four ben shapiro videos and see what do they show you for the next month but you go like a lady she's like she's dumbfounded she goes but you go do a venn diagram of women who watched dear white people the like the trump is bad documentary why global warming is going to kill us yeah and then do a venn diagram of chicks that are bisexual temporarily and then you go find out how much of that circle fucking crosses over you go to netflix

doesn't have to have rocket scientists working there to find out that you might be fucking prone to become bi yeah and then they start and then they're like algorithm or whatever shows you like a couple bi things like real bi things and or gay things and you're like watch them both start to finish and they're like crying with her fist up we got one we got a bogey we got a bogey i realized that i was bisexual my second year of university big tech seemed to have worked it out several months before me several months i don't even have one term long boyfriend and i always consider my straight to be honest i wasn't dating wasn't at the top of my agenda however at the time i was watching a lot of netflix and i was getting more and more recommendations series with lesbian storylines or bi characters more and more and more it's like

well definitely after you we kept watching them yeah they do stop giving that being said i will say netflix is a little less bad but the phone algorithms you probably it's like i said with the titties they give you titties no matter what on youtube you probably are you like instagram if you like you probably don't have to like that much like lgbtq pro hashtag stuff to start getting i mean dude you're getting like they turn you into a feeder probably well by like uh this guy's under six he's impressionable get the fucking ball gag content my girl have our own profiles and like sometimes i'll log into hers or whatever it's like totally different it is

totally it is totally different like you know it's just that's as it should be there's so much content i'd like it i'd like a little i'd like a mix i don't like to be pegged yeah i mean you make a new one and just go watch a bunch of weird shit i don't want to have to do that i don't want to do that okay but anyways yeah this it is obviously what you she's just like you know they had a inkling that i'd be gay and she's like they accept sending me more and you're like, you know, they had an inkling that I'd be gay. And she's like, they kept sending me more. And you're like, what you're not mentioning is that you kept watching it. So it's like if they send you five different, like, if you're watching all your Trump is bad docs or whatever shit. And then they send you, like, a bunch of LGBTQ stuff. And then you don't watch it.

Probably doesn't keep coming at you. Yeah, for sure. Like, when they show me that shit, I break my fucking TV. And I tell you what, they don't show me that goddamn shit again. So he doesn't think I'm gay fucking Netflix. Are you still there? No! No!

Just fucking chuck the remote. That's what happens to me when I get gay shit too. You're gay? You're fucking gay! You go, yeah, you call up Netflix customer service. The fuck is this shit? What are you trying to say pal yeah you want to fucking pull up what after i watched last chance you and then equalizer one and two what in fucking god's green earth made you think that i want to watch a fucking video about the roman bathhouse

you come come here and then the person on the line's like it's a fucking video about the Roman bathhouse. You come here. And then the person on the line is like, it's about the construction of the Roman bathhouse. You go, good answer. Good answer. I'll tell you what, pal. You get a VHS of that, and you come give that to my face. You come recommend that to my face.

I'm going to be at this bar tonight. You show up and look me in the eyes and tell me you think that i should watch this documentary on fucking andy dick's men there were tv series that my friends people of a similar age similar background and similar streaming histories were not being recommended and i'd never heard of well that's probably untrue yeah that's not true how do you know all your friends fucking well they're obviously you're obviously watching different stuff yeah but also you don't know what your friends netflix recommendations look you don't know what they're actually watching this is the problem you're it sounds like you're probably

single it's like so you're only watching girl shit like other ones a lot of times it's like they're watching shit that's unisex yeah i name what was that unisex it's meant for him and her oh that's not the word we got fucking russell brand over here it's unisex oh you know this oh look at this bloke over here thinks unisex a word the termografication our show that stuck out was called you me and her but a suburban married couple who welcome a third person in the relationship like that's a perfect example of like shit you sent me a shit about a couple yeah adds another girl and you go i'd be giving them the treatment you just said right yeah like if you just watch like all every season of sex in the city you'll get more like dumb horror content

and not more like bisexual stuff so it's like it's just what you're watching when you when i watched equalizer nine times in a row exactly really like straighten out the old algo just keep watching equalizer i actually only do good shit like that yeah dude everything that i get is like uh just a guy standing with a gun my entire algorithm is one dude standing with a gun well why waste time you know why waste time making you search which is funny because you forget that it's an algorithm sometimes and i'll just be like why is fucking netflix trying to make me watch 16 liam neeson funny because you forget that it's an algorithm sometimes. And I'll just be like, why is fucking Netflix trying to make me watch 16 Liam Neeson movies? Is it because you watched the other 14?

Because you're going to watch them, Ryan. Because you can fucking fight as you may. You will be watching this at some point. I do watch him too. He's the best. It's just like everyone is just his photo of his face doing nothing. Same movie. one is just his photo of his face doing nothing.

Same movie. After a couple months of TikTok, I started to see videos on my feed from random bisexual creators. She's getting hit at all angles. And by the way, I will say that for these girls who are impressionable, they are getting hit at all angles

with the LGBTQ stuff. If you're an impressionable person, you are getting fucking jammed down your throat. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's why I do my part and burn a rainbow flag once a day

in the middle of the street. Yeah, yeah, yeah. To let them know. And then I film it and put it on TikTok. A few months later, I came to the separate realization that I'm myself bisexual.

That was my favorite line of the thing. She goes, so I was on Netflix. It kept sending me gay shit. Then I was on Netflix. It kept sending me gay shit. Then I was on TikTok. It kept sending me gay shit. And a month later, I came to the completely separate realization.

Yeah. That's why this whole thing, because forever, until very recently, the discourse was like, gay people were born that way. And then they were always like, I always knew, and I had to pretend that I wasn't gay. Yeah, now it's not. Now you're like, I had no and I had to pretend that I wasn't gay. Yeah, now it's not. Now you're like, I had no idea. Yeah, I got crept up on you. And then I just bang was watching TikTok and figuring it out.

You're like, what? That's like opposite of what they were saying forever. You're so right. It's like the, you ever see the thing where they take off the, I'm surprised they haven't made that movie for about two lesbians, but they basically take off the girl's glass. I've seen movies about two lesbians. I've seen a few of them, actually. I think they've made that movie, Ryan.

A lot of times. That film exists. I'd say, I'd go to this as far as saying it's overdone. That genre. They take the girl's glasses off and they realize she's hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's all that. She's all that.

There she goes again damn damn damn pretty baby man whatever yeah right but like a girl like a dude that doesn't know he's gay you know what i mean yeah like he just he's looking at a guy and he's just kind of having that sort of thing and he puts a baseball cap on him and he's just like i'm gay he puts a sailor hat on yeah like i'm gay it's like it's that sort of thing. You're looking at a girl and they've always been like, they're having the She's All That movie with like just girls in general. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't, again, I'm very confused about all this. Is that girl hot? And you're like, what the fuck do I, maybe I'm gay. Like even like JJ, like JJ knew he was our friend JJ. Like he knew he was gay. He just hit it he i mean you i mean you're it's the gay ones easier to explain because you're just like

you're looking at a guy and you're like i'd like to fuck him yeah you go that's the litmus test exactly you're like that would be sweet to fuck him and then it's not like i don't think it would ever be a guy being like would you want to bone that guy? Well, boning. Well, yeah. You know, you're like, I never even thought of that. That's never even crossed my mind. I guess now that you, like,

it's a food that you haven't tried. You know what I mean? Like, Hey, you have, you've tried putting Nutella on toast and you're like, or something that you tell on a donut. And you're like,

that doesn't sound like oysters. Rockefeller. That's crazy. Yeah. It's equivalent of like a pizza topping you haven't tried you should put toasted tomato on pizza you're like i don't know that doesn't sound oh i guess i never really will suck a dick yeah that's the they're trying to make it seem like that well they are making it seem like that but the whole fight over it was they're like

you can't discriminate against us because we're born this way yeah like that was the whole like crux of the whole lgbt like equal rights movement was that we're like we're not this way yeah like that was the whole like crux of the whole lgbt like equal rights movement was that we're like we're not choosing this we are this way all of them they need that even the fat one it has to be like i was born this yeah and now everything's just like yeah and then other like yeah i just guess i'm the algo got me yeah the algo got me exactly yeah you're like fucking the netflix algorithm got me yeah it's like you could have gone one way or the other they like legitimately it was either she got sent uh like an early stefan molyneux video and then and then it was a gay one and she like is it it's a choose your own adventure that like

leads to who you're gonna be as a person when you're impressionable yeah no one is explicitly telling netflix you're gay says uh the greg serpio garcia phd student at the university of cambridge specializing in computational social psychology but the platform can let users know that you've liked queer content um that is probably i mean this is the thing any girl could probably be convinced to say she's bisexual and that's who's liking it like there's probably not a lot of even progressive dudes i doubt they're unless you're really like trying to make a show of it i doubt you're like loki on your own just like liking fucking you know queer content what are you liking you have to watch it on netflix though it's like you have to go watch like a gay thing which i'm sure i guess some of the things you used to give it a rating yeah

there's no ratings anymore like i guess there guess there are guys who are, like, probably super, like, you know, hipster-y, like, liberal guys. I mean, those guys are making a show of it, though. Yeah, and they're probably not gay, but they probably have, like, conversations about these, like, things with their, like, groups. And so they're, like, they have to be up to date. So they kind of have to know.

They have to be in the know if there's a new term coming out. I mean, like, dude, if you fucking go, like, you know, clockwork orange and tape my eyes open, maybe you watch gay porn. I'm not going to be gay. Stop asking. I tried. I tried. I'm not going to be gay, Rabbi Brownstein.

I don't care how many times you, my dad, or my uncle want to do this experiment. There is no amount of gay porn that I can watch that will make me gay. I've tried it, okay? It doesn't make a dent. I love pussy, pussy, pussy. Ever watch the update with that guy? What happened with that? What happened with him?

Is he like a queen now? Yeah, so he's totally gay. Oh, he's gay again? He's like super gay. Oh, no, actually, no. I think he says he's not gay, but he's clearly like so gay. Flamboyant.

Femininely gay. And so he had no idea that that was being broadcast. He like went to that church thing. He didn't want it to become a meme like that. He had no idea. He thought that it was just going to be like a church that day. And I can't remember why he went, but he's like, I'm going to church. And then he was just going to be like a church that day. And I can't remember why he won't be. He's like, I'm going to church.

And then he was just like depressed or something. He didn't know that that was getting live streamed on the internet. Oof. Oof. Dude, his boyfriend's watching at home. What the fuck? That's a fucked up way to find out you're not gay anymore, Tyrone. But there was just one last thing that I wanted to bring up oh it wasn't there was two more a user does not have to be previously streamed uh lgbtq i mean it's pretty obvious

to know the type of person that would be into this shit right but it goes the the reason why that like people are covering this article and bb because there's a social point to all this. It's not just that she's gay. She goes, the reason why the fact that Netflix knew she was gay might be problematic, because in some countries where homosexuality is illegal, it could be potentially putting people in danger speaking to LGBTQ people around the world. But I was just thinking, so they're saying like if you're in iran or something like that and then you're like dad logs into your like net the family or the government or the government but like which maybe there's some truth to that but like what a funny way to get like busted being gay like it's like they like bust into your house being like

what the fuck's this you're watching you know what i mean let me see your netflix girls soccer but again aren't those things that are like aren't they banned in those countries anyways that's a good point but they there's like uh you know maybe they see that they like rewound on like a dick scene like a movie that's actually a straight movie uh i mean probably like the like they're watching those you know judd apatow movies where every second fucking scene's a dick yeah and then they just keep their paws and they can see that it's yeah that's been been watched a lot of times yeah that's an interesting one i mean eventually i bet you i wonder if their algorithm will like get to the point the recommendation where it'll just like track your eye so it'll just like really know what your eye's looking at i hope not well i wouldn't be surprised i imagine they the technology

must already exist anyways they track danny's eyes he's looking at the guy's fucking wallet my eyes were you looking at the guy hey we saw this point you were looking at the guy's ass common misconception um i like that phrase they say people are pocket watching pocket watching is good hey yo why are you pocket watching me man this guy's fucking pocket watching i've been liking that one you you sent me this but it's a kind of interesting thing but women are less likely to get cpr yeah and they're not sure why but the obvious so they're saying that like men and and everyone's like less likely to go to cpr if a girl's dying,

which is problematic. Which is weird. Who do you think knows CPR more, men or women? Seems like a nurturing, nursery thing. Maybe men take more first aid training classes. I don't know. I would say probably somewhat even. Do you know CPR? I've had to learn it, but I don't know it.

Yeah. Legitimately. Dude, I've done so much of that stuff because I was a referee and you have to do all that shit if someone actually died and i had to utilize any of it i would have been screwed yeah it's crazy too because like you see people and they're like yeah i just like watched a guy die because nobody knew how to do any of this stuff you know it sucks i guess that happened i guess i was just kind of wing it but no one that sort of happened at the hockey game when the guy died yeah nobody knew to do cpr no one really didn't want to touch it because we're not gay

and they go someone give him out the mouth and then we sort of argued about it until the ambulance came married man i don't know wouldn't appreciate that plus no i don't know i don't think he'd like that yeah we'll just wait for a female ambulance driver to show up and would you be would you be pissed off if you like uh were like choking and you like passed out and then you woke up to a guy that we have planned but this therapist said men that don't help at home is a symptom of bigger problems um with the men themselves and basically she's saying men don't have the they lack emotional intelligence which is why this is the big reason that men dummies yeah that's just stupid they go emotional intelligence the ability to recognize understand manage and use one's own emotions and

i see all these tiktoks with people being, you can't expect your partner to be intimate with you if you leave clothes on the floor. But putting clothes in the hamper and running errands, putting the dishes away, that doesn't make me want to be intimate either. So it's a girl that has like, she's blaming it on emotional intelligence, but really if you want to boil this whole thing down,

and this kind of, you know what, I'm going to tie this into this other article where they said uh millennial people uh a big percentage of millennials say that the joe rogan podcast is a red flag it's like well who are you and what do you do because when they say that when they're kind of saying it's like the men aren't you know doing enough housework it's like well if your argument is our relationship is uneven then your arguments are relationships uneven. Yeah.

If it's not, then it's not. Yeah. If your argument is like, he works, he makes more money. And I, or,

and if you're like, we make the same amount of money, I do all the kids shit. And I do everything around the house. It was just like, this ain't emotional. It tells you, it's like,

you just got an uneven deal. Yeah. You got to, yeah. He's just like, kind of, you got a deadbeat pal. But the problem is with these women,

the things that they say, like the amount of, uh, deadbeat pal but the problem is with these women the things that they say like the amount of uh in the last of the while how many times have you seen like the red flag shit and it's just shit that every guy does i mean sometimes for sure yeah we're just like yeah i don't know what you're expecting here well but that's why it's like it's all kind of bullshit right because they go when they go oh um you know joe rogan's a red flag or whatever that's like you know the equivalent like saying ufc is a red flag or watching footballs or just shit everyone does right you know not being oh there's two one is like oh just any guy that isn't like crazy liberal you know which is you know a minority of men right now yeah they're like the minority what percentage of like men can you just be like yo are you about all this fucking new shit conservative or liberal uh it depends where like even even in

new york city it's still not the majority for sure fuck no dude yeah and then the so this is the equivalent being like and then they go watch shit like they're watching like you know call her daddy how to be a slut podcast yeah and then they're kind of should well i'm just saying and then they go we don't want you to listen to joe rogan you go i think a lot of people would argue it's worth i so i think there's a thing where it's like a lot of girls are sort of uh i think there's a lot of people have sort of brought this up but they sort of have a unequal idea of like what their worth is and what's normal i mean again it's like you're allowed to have any preference you want like i don't like i don't think that's an issue like the market is going to clear itself out you know like

if you want to be like hey i don't date guys who listen to joe rogan and you interrogate every guy you want to date with either you're going to find the guy and who doesn't listen to joe rogan and he's probably going to be pumped the guy that lies about it either he lies about it or he thinks similar to you who thinks joe roan's toxic and he hates him, which those guys exist. And then congrats. Or you're going to be like, oh man, the guys who I have available to me who are,

don't listen to the Joe Rogan podcast or things, or all my red flags are like not really good options. And then you're going to start kind of like conceding certain points and, or you're going to die alone. They're so also full of shit though. Cause it's just like look like i don't look like for example i don't you know what's one of my red flags is if a girl who i'm seeing is annoying i still have an annoying girl though it's never stopped

you yeah you know it's like yeah that's why i mean that's if you fucking if i get a phone call go hi we're running a poll with Axios. And can you just answer these questions? I'd be like, yeah, that's a big red flag for me if she's fucking annoying. That's what I mean. Well, I mean, okay, listen. We've been, like, I would say my entire life, and even more so in the last, like, 10 years or so, been saying, like, pretty wild shit. You know what I mean?

All of which these girls would all say is, like, a red flag. I've never, I don't think once had any girl, you know what i mean all of which these type of girls would all say is like a red flag i've never i don't think once had any girl you know what i mean yeah i don't think i've a single time in my life really had um i've had girls argue with me sure but i've never had them uh stop talking to me no for sure and like maybe it's all just like a it's like all this shit is just like a lie yeah and maybe on like uh in in the context of swiping on a dating app where there's actual no communication. If you're in the thing with Alpha Brain, if you're that into it, you might be like, that's a lie.

You're just holding an elk and just a bow and all that. Yeah, you wouldn't probably want that in New York. And some girls, yeah, might swipe left on you because that's such a low friction, easy thing to do but they have no clue what they want and because they're talking about that and they're every i mean people have all pointed this out but like unless you're really like that top tier like activists like really all in 90 of women that like say any of this shit it's like none of them do any of it when it comes to dating yeah you know be a good prank actually that i just thought of then you to dating yeah you know be a good prank actually

that i just thought of then you say that is you know those people who glue themselves to the sidewalk and shit and the road and then they glue themselves and then you bring a stereo and you play the joe rogan podcast but they can't go anywhere because they just glued themselves to the road oh hey joe rogan you probably shouldn't have glued yourself to the street climate activist oh my god that's so funny they're fucking glued too bad strong glue people glue themselves to the painting and then you come in and yeah you bring like a fucking yeah and then you just what have kanye west speech just like on fucking loop you just you give him trump's inaugural address you just put glenn beck radio on the blaze dude that's so fucking funny tucker carlson just every one of his twitter videos holy shit that's a really funny prank dude

yeah they'd be fucking they'd probably go ah fucking climate i don't like the climate anymore that might be one of your best ideas there we go uh but yeah it's just it always is like so funny when they're just like just normal shit that like your average dude does and they're just like against it just like your average you know most people it's kind of like oh i want a really smart guy you just everyone just ends up with the dumb guy yeah you know yeah sure our crew i was actually thinking kind of as funny the extent to which like our whole crew is kind of dumb and not like necessarily low iq but like like you're loopy and dumb as much as you don't want to admit it. Yeah, I was. Me and Johnny the other day fucking we're going to film and we both live in these village.

We're going to film at Times Square. We take the train an hour and a half in the wrong direction. Like an hour and a half. Not an hour and a half before we realized it. We're in the fucking sticks. Yeah, dude. We're just like is there anyone in our crew that isn't stupid

oh yeah cause if you take that the three of us could easily be walking the wrong direction without anyone noticing for a while yeah it happens so they're saying that's a big big problem red flag.

Well, then they, you know, their girls are doing stuff like, can the Harry Potter fandom carry on while ignoring JK Rowling? You know what? That's my red flag. Yeah, you know what? I'd like to just point out one major red flag about this poll is if you just pick up the phone from an unknown number from a place that's doing a poll.

Yeah, it's a red flag. And you answer it and then take the poll. Well, they're not all phone polls. You don't know that. Yeah, they are. They just call you. What the hell? So it's like you see unknown number, pick it up. Someone goes, hey, do you have a minute for us to do a poll?

Think of those people who are going through with the poll. Major red flag right there. It is funny, though. there is a bit of the opposite where they go turn offs for men or girls that have no hobbies say black lives matter are interested in communism was like the biggest one communism was the biggest one when it comes to gen z the men the biggest identify as a red flag is identifying as a communist yeah but not having hobbies literally just like was the most like uh comparable one for both but it's just so funny that girls are just like our things or we don't

want someone that's like uh not liberal and the guys are just like we don't want a chick yeah i don't want some lazy freeloading piece of shit but it's like okay but everyone does end up together so it's like everyone's lying yeah i are, you know, girls are more liberal and dudes are more conservative, I guess. Yeah, that's just a fact. It's just a straight up fact. That's just based on temperament. That's just true.

You know what's funny about being, like, an actual communist? It's just, like, if you're living in America, like, what does it even mean you're a communist? It's like, all it means is you, like, say stuff. It doesn't actually mean you do anything. You just, like, say that you are. Yeah, you say you are. Like, it's really just stuff you're saying because you're not similar to the communists and like the you know in the 50s and stuff i guess they're just i mean i guess

the goal is to overturn the guy you know you're gonna get a candidate in like you're like the green party you're like you know eventually we'll get like a municipal candidate and then we'll get and eventually like you'll be able to vote yeah the president for a communist. I'll say the reason why I think a lot of guys I don't get it though sorry to cut you off but like if that happens

and it works out its way isn't the one like the time that you elect the communist like leader isn't that the end of elections?

Yeah I guess so. Like you'd be like alright we have I guess that's the last one then. Yeah I think they say oh we're sort of commies but we're still in elections and then they go just kidding well yeah fools you fell for that you idiots but i would say the most annoying part about like dating a girl

that's like super commie is that they pride themselves in like caring about everyone else other than you yeah like you know i mean i've never dated a communist but you've never dated a girl that like has that sort of just like it's like very like uh okay it's the equivalent of like if there's a bunch of uh friends in the group or family members right it's like their cousin that's like a heroin addict she's like that guy gets has to be so much attention it's always like it's always i've never really dated it's like a heroin addict. She's like, that guy gets, has to be so much attention. It's always like, it's always, I've never really dated. It's just like all of their attention is always on like her, the friend that has all this mess.

So you know what I mean? Like, Oh, they have a friend that their life's falling apart. And it was like, instead of being like, you know, maybe it's time like you grow up and like,

don't surround yourself with messes. It's like, they like being around. Yeah. But that's like, some women are just like attracted to drama in general. Yeah. But that,

well that, but I'm saying is, yeah. So I agree, but i'm saying it's like those commie types are like like that generally yeah i've never i think so i don't know anybody who like was i guess you think maybe there's the russian and i and i me you're a school communist i do not want drama but like i the american the moment that they get out of russia like the moment that they're here they're all just like communism's the worst that's what i'm saying the american ones it's like the they're they like they like to be around drama because they see themselves as like someone that can help yeah but it's like they're also idiots and i've dated some stupid chicks but god damn you got to be stupid to be a communist like

a full out yeah to be like an actual thing and like being like the oh it's never been done properly but if the if we do it like this we're gonna fucking nail it this time we're gonna nail it this time like uh well this it's funny because this girl you know there's all these articles uh we've even seen before where girls are like i looked through my boyfriend's phone and he hates me that's one here and the girls will be like oh i've secretly found out that my boyfriend doesn't like me and it was just like yeah because like of all this stuff you know what i mean you're like reading you're like hey stay away from a guy that listens to the most popular podcast in the world and then it was just like yeah my boyfriend's sick

of my shit but this girl wrote she goes while snooping through her beau's phone while he was asleep she told the daily mail degrading text he spent hours making fun of her degrading and embarrassing her that would be a bad thing to get busted on fucking trash talking your chick yeah you're talking your way i don't go hard like this guy but he goes he called my intimate parts weird he said he hated the things i make him do in bed that's not crazy to be like oh it's the fucking girl's gonna try to make me yeah fucking eat her out i got a finger for a minute danny's fucking you you're just fingering her looking in the other way one finger or two

he goes it would be hot but not when lily does it it's hot for a minute then this bitch opens her mouth so this guy's hyped hyped seems like a little a little much like he's trying to impress her probably impress the buddies impress the bodies yeah but you would have to think most groups of like guys would be like yo like this is kind of a lot yeah yeah if we had a buddy in one of our group chats that was just like my fucking stupid bitch my fucking dumb whore wife what a stupid bitch i hate her guts you know like she's giving me head and i liked it until she opened her fucking mouth yeah you're like this is take it easy bro chill dude okay so whatever we'll move past that on the topic of uh commies though there's a so basically

landlords they have a there was like you can't evict anyone for a long time right they got rid of the landlord evictions and these landlords threw a party that you could celebrate that they celebrated you can evict people again which is like obviously people are not happy but no dude landlord shit makes me laugh so much is the idea of like i want to raise money go around raising money for landlords yeah they're trying to be like we're we're a protected class if you do think about it they are the most hated group like there's no no group that's hated more why do you think fucking jews and asians are hated on so much in new york city oh is that a big part of it yeah because everybody's landlords yeah i guess so

yeah yeah they landlords get a they're not people are not happy with landlords no that's funny just being like uh asking people like hey we're just doing this landlord appreciation month like wondering if you'd want to like uh give your give your landlord like a freebie like an extra month just because just telling me care about them and shit like that but they also they said they go they're they don't want to be called landlords because it's a big a bigoted name yeah from back in the day when they actually used to like make people like lords of work on the yeah when they go we're not actually landlords we're they said we're housing providers yeah i like yeah then they go they consider it slander landlords is like literally they say that they go we don't like that. It's slander. So you can see why people are not happy that it's...

No. I mean, to throw a party that's like... I hope it's supposed to be a little funny. I don't think it is. I think there are a lot of them are like, shit, you know, we've been having these like, nobody's been paying us rent for three years and probably lost a bunch of money. Yeah, that's not great. Yeah.

Now they're like, let's pop some Dom and eat some fingers. It's also funny like your landlord being like vanguard too yeah like you're just like you know you know sometimes i just my pipe was broken but i thought you know what vanguards had a rough time i'm just gonna this one's gonna be on me look at this stock price they're not doing so great so you know what i'm just i'll fix this i got hey Vanguard, this one's on me. And there was a new term alert that someone sent that we have to cover. How to tell if someone's sad fishing you on social media.

Oh, interesting. New term. And essentially, it's when you post on social media in order to get attention. We know one guy who's like, this is his. I know. All I have to say, and you know exactly what I'm talking about. But the funny part was they did like they have you know academics and you know uh uh i can't remember what it was like experts of sorts yeah that are doing this study and they've come to the conclusion that sometimes people do it to get attention yeah

you're like that's all it is attention if you're on social media you undoubtedly know some people who chronically share overly earnest emotional posts on their story or timeline we know a guy that will just he'll post maybe every four days that like well tomorrow's the day i kill myself like i'll literally just post like a video on facebook me like fuck and i'm just like that's it and you basically see like you know it starts out with like you know kind of 40 likes everyone's saying no you're the best dude never and then you know the next one's 39 likes maybe a couple different comments by you know five years later it's like a couple chicks being like you are loved yeah yeah we're really worried about you and then there's one black comic that is a buddy of ours that uh posted

he was like hey dude you gotta stop doing this blah blah he's like he's like fucking just kill yourself already he didn't say that didn't he no i thought he was basically i thought he was like do it shit or get off the pot i honestly thought he did i thought he was like shit or get off the pot well the thing is it's like a lot of times the people that are sad fishers are like assholes yeah you know what i mean yeah like a lot of times the people that are just posting non-stop you know to get attention you're like you would be the first person to not help to like screw anyone over like a lot of times it's dicks you know yeah it's just you're on social media you know someone so they go researchers define sad fishing as a tendency

on social media for users to publish exaggerations of their emotional states to generate sympathy i should love the scientific analysis of it. Some might say. Some might say. I mean, you know what? Girls might use this to post a long message after someone died that they barely knew. That's the most one people do it in. If someone dies, you go, dude, I've had people.

I remember a girl that I'd been dating for maybe off and on, almost three years, probably somewhat serious for a year and a half guy died this girl was going on fucking a rampage for like a week with posts and everything and i was just like i mean i've been dating you for three years never heard about this guy so never once never not once brought up not his name mentioned nothing yeah not not crossed in your classic it's like you all you don't know before we were like a brother there's always like a brother this guy had a fucking lot of sisters when the guys who kill themselves happen to have a lot of sisters yeah i know i mean they ever say that it's always so funny too like whenever anybody dies and like it's just everybody always

like says the same things about them yeah you're the complete you're the complete opposite i go fucking guy would be 50 bucks fucking deadbeat that's the ultimate joke yeah danny can have his family die and you go what happened he goes not much bills one family also died perhaps those with anxious attachment and correlated negative interpersonal experience are more likely to gauge in maladaptive online behavior blah blah blah but it is a very a very high level uh adjudication of chicks liking attention yeah they do and um let's just mention the thing that so trump did this big interview right and and it's kind of uh it shows like the

the i guess conservatives in general have become more like uh unified around like what their uh things are do you know what i mean whereas like what trump said what trump kind of just said the same shit he probably has been always saying but it was too left wing for him now well he no well he did try and be like getting rid of you're talking about the abortion stuff abortion and he was saying like the roe v wade stuff like he was trying to you know he did like say he wanted to abolish roe v wade and which happened and got moved to the state's rights and then he was basically saying like you know six weeks in florida is too little yeah and then obviously you know everybody's version of him is different like essentially like

you know some people are like they want him to be the most conservative most conservative ever guy and you're like look he's not like he's guys banging porn stars like i know he's like fucking super super conservative no but don't you think it's a little little true what i'm saying that like that the conservatives have like moved to the right on those issues yeah yeah just because i think they all i think they moved back they all just those issues yeah yeah just because i think they all i think they moved back they all just flanked yeah they moved back but they all were like flanking each other back to be like i'm actually more against abortion than you or you think you're against abortion i'm really fucking against abortion you know what i mean sure and that's

kind of how the politics sort of goes sometimes and he i think that he's probably just like i'll tell you what i do just like whether i agree with someone or don't agree with someone i always like someone that like everyone changes and they just fucking hold on their opinion. Yeah. Like something, especially if it's an opinion that's like is an opinion. It's not a fact, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Like DeSantis does more like probably a guy like DeSantis. It's more like do the polls. What am I? People like I'll say that I have very like data based. Like, yeah. So I think that's what probably a lot of politicians are. You know, it's like, okay, how much do people like this? i'll say that yeah very like data based like yeah so i think that's what

probably a lot of politicians are you know it's like okay how much do people like this let's say that because i sort of like that yeah some people just like a woman like yeah he's like can a man become a woman and he's like well i mean some people didn't like that but no they wanted him to be like no yeah they wanted to be like what are you crazy what do you think what do i think yeah i mean define woman i guess what is the woman right i mean it is funny that caitlin jenner is constantly like like someone will post some you see like the there's like some meme of caitlin i think you maybe like the bathrooms and it was like bruce jenner for the men and caitlin jenner and someone was like mad about it and then caitlin jenner's like this is hilarious yeah but. And then someone was like mad about it. And then Caitlyn Jenner was like, this is hilarious. Yeah. But like,

everybody always wants to be mad about it. And then like, well, people always get mad the other way. If you like call someone, if someone, if someone trans is to a girl and you say sheep a lot, there are people now that are like,

why are you being a bitch saying she? Yeah, for sure. And like, look, I've been very consistent, I think on this whole thing, which has always been like,

look, they're not actually like, if you're trans woman, you're a trans woman. You're not're trans woman you're a trans woman you're not a woman you're a trans woman like i'll just to be respectful like i'll say that like i'll feel like i always just say whatever when you look like if i'm looking yeah i agree like sometimes you see the like girl the guy and it was just still looks like a chick and you're like well i have trouble saying guy because but if you go if you have a beard and stuff i was like okay then it looks like a guy to me yeah yeah for sure yeah like you gotta put some effort into it it's like whatever one you look like yeah i agree but

for sure but like you know if like a butch lesbian like i'll still call you a chick i'm not calling you a dude because you're like i'm a butch lesbian like if you look like justin bieber well if you have a beard though no butch lesbian looks like but justin bieber i'm like you're a chick even though yeah you probably do yeah but i would go Bieber. I'm like, you're a chick, even though, yeah, you probably do look closer than I. Yeah, but I would go the other way. Like, sometimes you'd be like, you'd see the other one where it's like a dude, and he goes, okay, I'm going to dress like a girl. I'm going to fucking wear fake boobs.

And he goes, I'm just a gay guy or whatever. And he goes, no, I'm he, him. And you're like, sure, you are. Right. Like, you know what I mean? I go, I would go, if you're like, if you're wearing a dress and you got all this stuff, I mean, dress it, look exactly like a girl. And you're like, I still identify wearing a dress and you got all this stuff, and you dress and look exactly like a girl, and you're like, I still identify as a man, you're welcome.

To be perfectly honest, when it ends in these weird gray areas, you're just like, I'm not using your pronouns. I'm not saying nothing. I'm not saying nothing. You're going to hear fucking peep about pronouns. Well, if you're on the in-between and on purpose, it's like you're looking for trouble. Well, that's the thing.

The in-between on purpose, Caitlyn Jenner and I i'll be like that's a whatever i'll say she but in the most part i'm just like i'm saying caitlin jenner we're not pronouns at all i'm just gonna use your fucking god give don't you have a don't you sort of have the same thing where you have like a brain thing where it's like your brain needs to sort of put them in one of the two yeah so i sort of just like your brain certainly naturally picks if it looks like like a chick, I usually pick a chick. But I'm saying, if it's someone you like personally know and you go like,

this is going to be like a point of contention among my like, peer group. Where they're the in-betweens. Yeah, and you're just like, I don't want to be like a dick. Do you know a ton of in-betweens?

No. I don't really know a ton of in-betweens. I know, I know one who's on the switch. We do know something in comedy. There are a bunch of comedy. The problem with the in-betweens is like, The in-betweens are usually just chicks though. They're girls to me. Yeah, they're always chicks. Yeah, but that's what comedy the problem with the in-betweens are usually just chicks though they're girls they're always chicks yeah but that's what

i'm saying that in-betweens don't to me i just see a girl still usually yeah but then i mean the in-betweens usually just look like a lesbian yeah even with the mastectomies they still just look like lesbians kind of right yeah for sure yeah the guy in-betweens usually just look like guys still the girl in-betweens kind of look like girls still yeah if you're being honest that is true yeah but again I'm just like I'm generally if you grow a beard I'm seeing a dude like yeah for sure what's that buck angel guy I'm not like

I see it as it looks like a dude yeah it looks like a dude for sure yeah it's like you know what I mean I go I'm not it's not about what I'm choosing to it's like my brain's gonna interpret one but if buck angel goes hey I'm she now I'm like just not using pronouns when you're sucking also i don't i don't respect people's pronouns when they're not around right like that's a different thing too i don't know i don't know i

mean it depends to me if they look like it i'll say it i don't know it just depends on what you look like but like i'm saying for the in-betweeners like you know in betweeners whatever you normally are like blair white like i would always say she in any context. Looks like a girl. I can't really picture her as a girl. You can't really see what she would look like as a guy. No. But if you're in between and you look like in between,

then I probably aren't calling you the thing. But we're probably not hanging out either. No, I do do that. I still say she and I've probably gotten flack for it. But I don't know, I do do that. I still say she, and I've probably got a flack for it. But I don't know. So that's my technique. Tide's turning on all of a sudden. But I'll say the same thing about this.

Listen, I'll say a guy's bald. If he fucking starts wearing a toupee, I'm not going to keep calling him bald. I don't go, technically, he's bald. And you go, I guess. I've seen a head of hair. I don't know. No, I'd be like, that is a really bad toupee. I don't need Matt Walsh out here being like what is a ball

there you go I don't know the guy's got a fucking toupee on it's good enough for me that's a bald man with a toupee on that is not a haired man different that's that's my my policy is you fuck it if you put it if you put it to work. I am actually interested to see when Chappelle's new special comes out, actually, because he has a whole thing on Leah Thomas. I bet he does. Calling Leah Thomas a dude. And it's weird sometimes, because you think this stuff is fringe to us.

Leah Thomas does look pretty dude-ish, though. Especially once you get that bathing suit on and you got no makeup, you're in the pool. Those pool photos Are showing the real you Yeah, Leo Thomas looks like a dude Because But if you

That's a man, man That's a man, baby But the thing is But if you saw If Leo Thomas was done up Got the cheekbones shaved down a little bit Had the makeup on Yeah

He might be all the best Yeah, but they don't Well, that's what You get him in the pool, dude You get the bald guy in the pool Right, right You get toupee guy in the pool, get toupee guy in the pool too guy in the pool too not a good look alex pavone and you said the funniest story about this guy like his cousin or something he was bald and then more like a toupee and he would always wear a hat and then he would like this is so

funny and then he would like in a be in a pool and he'd have the hat on and when he got to dunk his head he'd put the hand on the hat he the hat because he had to get the hat on but like chapelle with like the because sometimes i think the leah thomas stuff even though like probably everybody exposes all everybody who watches this is probably like yeah of course we know who leah thomas is but i'm sure like there's a lot of people who don't but then like what chapelle's doing on a special you're like this is pretty mainstream here yeah leah thomas probably talk shit about him that's why maybe i don't know but like it's just to see that discourse of like like will it be like chapelle's just all of a sudden be like yeah leah thomas is a dude and then everybody's gonna be like oh snap back you know to just normal yeah what the fuck are we talking about what are you

saying as a society like i wonder if it'll be like the societal yeah everybody's like what oh my god he's been at the cellar a lot bumping me if i'm being honest dude i was thinking that that is like one of the funny things about just like uh comedy where it's like you know when you're first here like you know in these kind of spaces like oh big deal like chappelle and chris rock and then you know after a couple years it's just like another guy showing up at your job and you're gonna be there for another two hours. Like literally it is like the first three times like someone like that comes in, you're like fucking sick.

Like Dave Chappelle's here. And then like the fourth time he comes in, you're like, Jesus. Yeah. Trying to get too hammered for the next two hours. Yeah, I'll be. All right. So I'm going to be home at three tonight. Going to be a late one tonight.

I'll tell you what this guy is not trans time okay patreon.com slash the boys cast we're gonna try to do some cool um episodes when we're at skank fest uh yeah next week we got douglas murray coming on um which is a interesting one a proper intellectual and i'll be gone and we're trying we have a couple of cool ones that we're trying to get yeah yeah okay peace