The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Girls Cant Stop Joining Cults & 100 Actors Apologize for Palestine Statements

Episode Date: December 8, 2023

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Susan Sarandon, Mark Ruffalo, John Cusack, Gigi Hadid, and 97 other actors who have recently apologized for their statements in support of Palestine have come together to pen a joint letter asking for forgiveness in unison. The letter states, All 100 of us now realize that we have failed to do adequate research into the complex history of what could be poorly received by our peers in Hollywood. The letter went on to say, All 100 of us will all be taking a step back from protesting for causes to properly educate ourselves on the nuances of which causes will in fact bring us praise. We've also come to the realization that we as a group of 100 actors need to choose our

words more carefully when protesting for causes that don't have uniform support from everyone in our social and business circles, And probably just ignore them entirely. When asked if the actors had any new causes to protest in mind, a representative for the Apology Cabal said, I think it's too early to tell what causes the media cycle may prompt them to sink their teeth into. But until a concrete decision can be made on that, the 100 actors have been advised to focus their energy exclusively on former United States President Donald J. Trump. The group of 100 has reportedly also checked themselves into the Beverly Hills Media Training

Clinic, where they vowed to entirely immerse themselves in the intricacies of Middle Eastern public relations mishaps, in order to make sure they can present themselves as allies to causes that have been properly vetted for any potential PR problems. The 100 actors finished the statement by saying, We know how important it is for the 100 of us to use our platform to uplift consensus causes. And although we flubbed the bag on this one, all 100 of us nailed the last few.

And we're gonna make it up to our business networks with a rendition of Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen that will feature a crapload of Jewish people. The boys. It's the boys' cast. The lads. It's the boys' cast. The dudes. Jewish people. They said it couldn't be done. It's not possible. You can't find a university degree more useless than gender diversity in colonial Europe. Than gender diversity in colonial Europe.

That's a tongue twister. They said it's not possible. It's impossible. They said it's the most useless degree you get fired from your job at starbucks at best yeah do we find any more useless one taylor swift courses can now be offered at harvard harvard uc berkeley and florida if you didn't think your degree and why white people are the problem is not gonna be useful they said taylor swift they said hold my drink hold my martini hold my martini if they've they've outdone themselves i want to say the most this is the ultimate thing like when

uh what is it like when uh when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail okay it's like when you're uh you know just some intellectual like you when you have a Danny's dick, everything looks like a dude's ass. But it's just like when you're just some theoretical scholar of just bullshit, you just have to come up with these. Because you've got to keep yourself busy, right? You've got to keep yourself busy. You've got to stay doing scholarship. It's also funny looking at Taylor Swift and being like,

this hasn't been, no one's covered this. Yeah, no one's covered this. This Taylor Swift thing is uncharted territory. Has anyone thought about potentially doing a bigger intervention into what's going on here? It's so funny because I would almost certainly say that

whoever teaches this course knows less about Taylor Swift than a random 12-year-old. Random Redditor on this 12-year-old. But like a 12-year-old girl. Yeah, a 12-year-old girl who's like a diehard, like whole wall is Taylor Swift. This is going toold girl. But like a 12-year-old girl. Yeah, a 12-year-old girl who's like a diehard, like whole wall

is Taylor Swift. This is going to be some chick, like a chick Anthony Fontano. Kinda, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You know what's funny? Well, that's another hit

to the guidance counselors. Harvard. My guidance counselor told me that I couldn't, you can't make a career out of all just listening to Taylor Swift in class all day.

Well, yes, you can. You can be a university professor that teaches Taylor Swift. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of careers that nobody could have predicted exist. No, I know. I did the guidance calendar thing. But you know what also was making me laugh?

Because you know how every rapper is all like, these guidance counselors told me I wouldn't be shit, told me I couldn't be a rapper. But we never give the guidance counselors props for how many rappers they prevented from being rappers. Yeah, that is true. That is true. Do you know how many people right now are the foreman of a factory line?

Yeah, who are just kind of like, they do ciphers on their break and stuff. Well, they don't because they almost did. I'm sure the guys gather around. They almost went through a dark path. I'm sure the guys gather around in a circle on lunch break. I'm saying every time you're at a party and someone's not freestyling in your ear for every philosophies hypocrisy socrates that you don't hear yeah that's mr clark and put a stop to that he never gets his props that's true everyone's like it's silent in here shout out mr clark hey you stopped rapping mr clark hey i just want to thank you

currently i i just i'm like no i'm number five out of a 12 man lumberjack crew and i almost i almost went down a dark path of trying to be a soundcloud rapper you think mr clark now is because all the kids are like i want to be a tiktoker and he's like have you considered being a rapper there's money redirecting there is probably one guidance counselor now that was kind of like a rapper You know in his high school thing He still has like The old

The Air Ones on The Air Force Ones The black ones though No I wasn't thinking of that one The And Ones What's the Nelly Ones The Air Force Ones Okay never mind it is the Air Force Ones

Air Force Ones My Air Force Ones. Okay, never mind. It is the Air Force Ones. Air Force Ones. Okay. So that guy. My favorite one of all time was, well, there's two. My favorite is when there was a model that I've seen him multiple times where there was one, I can't remember her name, but she was doing interviews saying that, you know, when I was young, people told me I couldn't be a model and stuff like that. And it was just like, yeah, I doubt that.

Any four-year-old girl was just like, mom and dad and everybody, I've decided that I want to be a model. And everyone's like, you're disgusting. No, you're not going to be a model. Have you fucking looked at yourself in the mirror? Like no one's told a young kid that the model. And by the way, jokes on them. They were like, oh, you're too fat.

Jokes on them. Yeah, now you're not fat enough. So how the tides have changed and the other one is i don't like hearing it from athletes like sometimes you'll see guys like shack and stuff like that being like they told me i couldn't do it and it was like doubt that this seven foot guy maybe mugsy bogues like yeah the mugsy bogues is of the world the short the shorter people maybe the fred van vliet but yeah athletes shouting out to their haters is like it's ridiculous when it's like just a guy seven feet tall his head's touching the guidance Maybe the Fred Van Vliet But yeah Athletes shouting out To their haters Is like Is ridiculous

When it's like Just a guy seven feet tall His head's touching The guidance counselor room And what guidance counselor Is like I don't know if you're A basketball guy

I just see you more As a I guess maybe IBM software salesman I guess maybe they're like You don't even have the grades To be able To do basketball

Maybe that Maybe that's what it is You gotta You gotta move Find something else But yeah Well anyways I don't know if

you this just like a quick funny thing is there was a harvard disinformation specialist and they're they're they're going on this press tour and they're like not happy right now because basically they're getting rid of their disinformation course and they're sort of saying it's a conspiracy that zuck is one of the main donors and he's like yeah we're not also i'm not gonna be donating if you do a course on why facebook's the problem with the world sure right so they're probably of saying it's a conspiracy that Zuck is one of the main donors. And he's like, yeah, we're not also, I'm not gonna be donating if you do a course on why Facebook's the problem with the world. Right. So there probably is true. I got beef with Facebook. But you got to see what the disinformation specialist,

hold on. Uh, we'll put this on the screen. Is this a course or what do they do? They do a course. They do a course or are they like a hired consultant kind of thing? No, they do a course.

But it's just picture a gender consultant in your mind. Picture a dis do, of course. Of course. But it's just, picture a gender consultant in your mind. Picture a disinformation specialist in your mind. Okay. Ah, fuck. And then tell me if this is hot or cold. Pretty hot.

Looks like Zac Amico. Pretty hot. We heard him. Does look like Zac Amico. What a woman. A lot of people are saying that there's none of calories and so hot.

There's disinformation on Facebook that says you shouldn't eat the full pack of donuts. That looks like Zac Amico if he had to play a secretary on The Office. And they had to wardrobe him up. Do you know what I was thinking about at university? Because you probably saw that recently they basically had to go get grilled on their Israel stuff. I mean, that was the best it was yesterday but for people who are watching would be a few days ago but yeah uh mit penn and harvard

all chicks who are all the president of these of these prestigious colleges go on their like and it's made again their whole thing is essentially like like, is calling for genocide like a violation of your policies? And they're like, well, it's context specific. And I even, to a degree, side with them because it is context specific. But the problem is you're like, keep that energy. Exactly.

You're like, you guys are the biggest fucking hypocrites on earth. You're like, you're kicking people out for misgendering people or whatever the bullshit. 100% of that policy was like hey would uh you know a microaggression against a woman be against your policy they'd be like oh yeah exactly what's your name yeah it would literally be like a group of just like short-haired women would descend on that person comically but just smoke would come and then the

smoke would settle they'd all walk away and just be like a picked clean skeleton that's exactly what you know and then you're like okay well yes i i actually agree because they for it was like for once in their life they were sort of uh the correct that like oh there's nuance to it yeah yeah where was this for anything else legitimately people were every if you had any opinion on college other than that one sure this is yeah definitely throwing them in a tussle i mean i was just watching actually last night a podcast uh with this chick carol hooven who was uh she was at harvard she basically got like pushed out of harvard because she just did uh straight up she was at Harvard. She basically got pushed out of Harvard because she just did straight up... She was an evolutionary psychology

or biology professor who did this book just about testosterone and just saying, I like testosterone. It's real. And there's differences if you have it

or if you don't have it naturally. And she couldn't get a single TA to work for her and all the students boycotted her. Boycotted? Girlcotted. And then they, whatever. Sorry, Ryan.

Looking lib Ryan over here. And then, but no, and she just had to like quit basically. She's like, I can't. You can take your fucking testosterone, girl. Literally, it was so heretical. Hey, look look she probably got the fucking flack in the hallways hey look it's testosterone she's getting bumped like kind of like no they hold her down and then drown her in tears every day her fucking outfit's just

soaking wet they tear they fucking put her in the locker and teared her clothes off yeah but it's just so but all the all the you know kind of fragile trans people were like, yeah, this is micro, macro aggressions, all this stuff, and kind of gave her the boot. And now they're like, because that's the thing. They're like, oh, you know, with the intifada stuff. They're like, you know, intifada. You like talking about testosterone? Why don't you meet my friend?

He's very testy and his name's Tyrone. And it used to be a woman. Nothing wrong with that. Yeah. Yeah. And again, it's just like, be consistent about it's just like be consistent about it if you were consistent about this whole time then people would be like sure yes yeah you're like yes intifada technically means like you know a civil uprising they don't see it like that yes well i

mean technically the last intifada technically uh you know was super violent and bloody but we will at least concede that you're not doing that if you want to say like hey this is not that and there's nuance to this or whatever but they don't do that so why should we be granting and i you know i don't want to be this like revenge eye for an eye thing but you're like yeah those people are just fucking hypocrites like i don't know i i i do kind of agree with them but well i've sort of said it just i disagree with them so staunchly before no i've sort of said it in the context of just a personal relationship, right? Like, if you were late every single day for the boys cast, and then you had in your mind, like, you should be on time. Yeah.

And it was like, okay, but you're not, though. Exactly. It's just like hypocrisy. Yeah, the one time, right? Yeah. I've sort of flubbed that, but you know what I mean. Yeah, of course. Like, nobody likes hypocrites. But it's not even the hypocrite thing it's just like you uh if it's like the people say the broken clocks right one time once in a while or whatever

but it's like well yeah but it's only it's only uh it's only ever right the one-sided that's what's you know what i mean exactly yeah and only only in your do you know i was kind of thinking in the context of colleges uh do you know though like do you know who my dad is the new like do you know who my dad is like do you know who my dad was like yeah a victim oh yeah do you know that my dad's like my ancestors were oppressed of course excuse me do you know that my great-grandfather was in the Holocaust? That one doesn't work so good, man. Oh, yeah, maybe not that one.

Which side was he on? Excuse me. My great-grandmother was a slave. But you're like, yeah, yeah. Do you know who my dad was? But he was like oppressed. Yeah, yeah. Excuse me.

Do you know what my dad was? Discriminated against. You're picking with the wrong guy here. Now it's like, how discriminated? It wasn't like some kind of Italian versus Irish thing, was it? Because that's not really flying anymore. No, we're talking meat and potatoes, different water fountains.

Yeah, what is it? Like, oh, was he Protestant and the Catholics didn't like him? Take a hike. Yeah. Also, I didn't mean to rat you out here in front of the fellas, but we went out to dinner and I found out that Danny's been eating bugs while he's on his little excursions.

I had one bug once. Yes, Mr. W.E.F. I hate to break it to you, Ryan. The original bug man. He doesn't want people to know that about him. He's talking about, I'm not going to eat the bugs. Nom, nom, nom is what he's doing when he's actually behind closed doors. I just like to hate to break it to you, Ryan.

Eating, probably, I imagine you're not a crazy cook in New York City. You eat a ton of bugs. Really? Yeah. My girl orders Seamless all the time. There's been many occasions where she finds bugs in her food. Well, that's because they don't like you. Literally, I think that's a registered hit.

Nah, man. Like you're getting on Instagram. I mean, whatever you have to tell yourself, but you're eating bugs. We know. When I was in the jungles... He's eating bugs. I ate one bug in the jungle of Thailand

because they were... The guy, our tour guide was... They were like deep fried little... Close bobbing for bugs. Larva worms or whatever. That's even grosser. He was like putting them back like potato. They eat them like

potato chips. Right. And I just was like, I'll try one. And I mean, it was fine. It tasted like oil. It literally tasted

like a potato. You heard it here first. It's not that bad guys. We'll just eat the bugs. It's totally all good.

Also, coincidentally, I got my Facebook or my Instagram and my YouTube channel back. So that's weird. You got your Instagram back? No, no, no.

Oh, yeah. That's the joke. I'm a pro bug now. So they gave me my stuff back. Instagram back? No, no, no. That's the joke. It's not a pro bug now. So they gave me my stuff back. The bug boy. No, still don't have an Instagram. The thing with Danny's Instagram, we've been doing some research

and we have some friends up in pretty high places. Pretty crazy. And one of our buddies who knows them pretty well basically told us that you can pay someone to get someone else deleted. The same way that OnlyFans chick was like, yo, I banged the guy from Facebook to get my account back. They basically, basically people if you know someone that works there you

can be like yo here's a grand or whatever and apparently the the prices depend on like how important this guy how big this hit like if you want to get rid of someone that's a high high level you know 300 000 followers verified yeah famous person you're gonna be paying money right but apparently if you wanted someone deleted this got like 5 000 followers like 700 bucks probably i mean they seem to think that's what happened to me i don't believe that but that's someone just straight up paid whether or not it happened to you the moral of the story is it does happen i mean i'll tell you what how crazy that is well this is this is kind of my theory on why this whole thing exists and it's because of the only fans thing because i now have to pay basically $2,000 to maybe get my Instagram back, which is fucking crazy.

I'm essentially getting extorted, but it makes sense that this racket exists because there's these OnlyFans chicks who are making tons of money off of Instagram selling photos of themselves. That's what the racket's for. That's what it seems like. Then they get kicked off for posting porn

and then some guy goes, hey, you give me a taste of the action. I get you back on Instagram. You make more money and then it's just like this cycle but i got caught up in the i got caught up in the bullshit they think of it as like you know a parking ticket whatever i'm rich exactly and probably the girls are happy to pay it like the guy who's who's currently trying to get my instagram back he's like yeah i i i got kicked off for posting porn that's what they said

or like sexual stuff and he's like that's my bread and butter it's like that's all i do is get girls their their accounts back for OnlyFans and he basically just has one contact probably he has one contact he just like hit but he's struggling he said he would get mine

back in 24 hours he's like no problem 24 hours it's been three days now and he's like he keeps sending me these like odd questions so I'm like

yeah not so easy for me huh for some reason well they take one look and you know i thought they usually think they're gonna get to sift through some porn dude my money's green it's my money not green they're looking at anything on that's that bug eater right this guy ate a bug 14 years ago i'll tell you what the disinformation specialist uh definitely should be looking at yeah and they're not, by the way. This is the cap of the week for me.

Tiger Woods has lost his mojo after ugly split from Eric Herman. Women are avoiding him like the plague. And by the way, this isn't one article. Do you know how a lot of times something comes up? And by the way, because a lot of times I'm looking at different places for articles, you'll see something something It'll be like

Oh my god You haven't seen Khloe Kardashian's new shoes And then it'll be just The whole fashion section Is 25 articles about New shoes Blaze the runway

And you go All of you together Just decided that The new shoes Have got to be talked about You know what I mean Well there is a But that's what they do with this

There was 40 articles Being like Tiger can't smash Well there's a lot of articles This is one thing I noticed Which must be a new Internet phenomenon Or like newer That's what they do with this. There was 40 articles being like, Tiger can't smash. Well, there's a lot of articles. This is one thing I noticed, which must be a new internet phenomenon or newer in whatever past 10 years, is that articles will literally,

in the article, cite another article. So essentially what they do is they read an article and then they just write their take. According to the article, the shoes were fire. Yeah, according to the Washington Post,

you go, well, why am I just reading the Washington Post then? Who did the initial article? Why are you covering it, like Daily Mail or whatever? And they're just like, well, because we can. I don't know. We just rewrite the article. This is the craziest article. Basically, the journalist world has decided

that Tiger Woods is having trouble with getting pussies. He's on a tank drought like you've never been seen before. And you're just like, no, he's not. No, he's he's he's on a tang drought like you've never been seen before and you're just like no he's not no he's not Tiger Woods is a bit allegedly become a boogeyman what what are the

odd like yes there are it is possible that there is one or two girls there's like isn't that guy that keeps cheating on his wife and then kick the other one out or whatever but it's like I Charles Manson has

girls writing him letters on the daily I promise you he's dead and he still does they're trying they're trying to say it's like Austin Powers whereon has girls writing him letters on the daily. I promise you, Tiger's doing it. He's dead and he still does. They're trying to say it's like Austin Powers where he loses his mojo. He's just coming up. I mean, he lost his golf mojo, but he's also 50. Oh, Tiger, I guess. He's hitting on a girl.

He was just walking out of the bar. Another sand trap for Tiger. Gonna need a mulligan on tonight. Hmm. Tiger. Oh, look at that. Sliced it into the bushes again It's like literally what they're proposing Excuse me

I'm Tiger Ones Can I get a date? Get away from me It's the boogeyman Get away from me, you creep Literally billionaire athlete Tiger strikes out again The conditions weren't good.

Tiger's just walking in the bar, licking his finger, putting it in the air. It's a pussyless night for Tiger. All signs point to Tiger going home alone again. I can't imagine there's too many women who you could tell his entire history, including the last chick was left at the airport thinking she was going on a vacation, then sued, and chicks

will still be like, yeah, I'll try it. Guys who are serial killers in jail have girls fawning over them. For sure. Girls like famous guys, girls like fucking rich guys, girls like athletes. I don't know how many more things Do I need to say

Like that Brian Kohlberger dude From the Idaho killer Who killed those like four people Or whatever Like he's getting love letters Of course Every day Yeah he's getting love letters

Being like So glad I could write you a real man Not like that pussy Tiger Woods Do you think Tiger Woods is failing Because he only has golf He only has golf pickup lines Excuse me miss I'd like to put my ball in your hole What doesn't even make sense You want to put your ball in my pussy Yes Tiger Woods is failing because he only has golf pickup lines. Excuse me, miss.

I'd like to put my ball in your hole. What? It doesn't even make sense. You want to put your ball in my pussy? Yes. I mean, he's famously bad with women. Who said that? There's a famous story.

I think I said it on here before. He's smashing nonstop. He was super famous, but at the start of his career, he was in the Bahamas with Michael Jordan and I think Derek Jeter, and there was some girl. He's's a nerdy guy he is he's like a total golf dweeb and he just gets him all he did they just slide in his dms and he says come over how do you flub that well he was i think this is before instagram and he was uh uh he was like at some club and he's like oh look at that girl what do i say to her and michael jordan's like say you're tiger woods yeah talking about well i'm sure he figured out that formula since he was cheating every single weekend. Yeah.

Imagine he goes, like he tried that the first time and some girl like went back with him. He goes, oh my God. What the fuck? Wait, chicks want to bang Tiger Woods? Well, imagine being a dude writing this article. It's like his girls are the Tiger Woods is hot and he just goes back. Like, actually, Tiger Woods can't even get up. He's the biggest pussy sump of all time

And I'm a great golfer Tiger Woods is in another sump You gotta be something else to be I'm sure maybe girls are writing this But there's a bunch of them Let's see who wrote this one This is written by Aaron Johnson So take that back

Danny how do those words taste Probably better than your bugs you've been eating. That is a surprise. Aaron Johnson. Aaron Turncoat Johnson. Aaron fucking Johnson. See an actual vagina, unlike Tiger Woods. That's insane that a dude wrote that.

He'll tell you what. He goes, actually, girls want Johnson and not Wood. Sorry, Tiger. It's Johnson season. That's insane. Hey, I was on the golf course talking to girls, and I was going to use my three-wood and five-wood, and then I found out girls don't want any wood at all. It's more of a Johnson.

This is Johnson country. Johnson. I'm using that voice for everyone today. Pretty much. Well, everyone's talking about disinformation specialists. What do you think

they sound like? Like Jabba the Hutt. I am disinformation specialist. That's true. That's the girl one sound like that. The guy one sound like this.

You see? Yeah, the hall monitor. Like the fucking nerve of Johnson that say Tiger's slumping and he's been crushing it insane yeah so that's out of control thank you would be spasiba that's a nailed it right and we're talking about babble here what do you call a person who speaks three languages trilingual what do you call someone who speaks two that's bilingual daniel what do you call

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Brooklyn Comedy Club, it's the first thing we talked about. I know. So, Escaping Twin Flames, right? If you haven't watched this, it's going to be a spoiler alert. If you have watched it, whatever Whatever It doesn't matter If it's getting spoiled for you But

It doesn't matter It's not the type of thing You can still watch After the fact Because it's pretty It's also a documentary So it already happened right Yeah

It's gaming twin flames It's basically NXIVM For fucking girls That are even more retarded Yeah But it's like NXIVM But not illegal Because he's not

Fucking the chicks Well that The only reason He's not banging the chicks Is because He never got them to the comm. Now, not to get too ahead of the story here, but is there...

Okay, give us just a quick thing. Basically, this guy runs... He runs online. Online dating. Matchmaker. He was trying all these different schemes with his hippie Burning Man community. Yeah. And the one he found out on is basically he can convince you everyone has their twin flame,

which is the perfect person for them and he's really good at having you find them yeah and he helps you yeah he says there's every person has one person for them what it turned into was basically uh a complete cult the girls all have to quit their jobs they all marry just like complete schlubs then they run out of people he turns the girls trans it's all very much figuring out as he goes along the way he's calling these audibles at the line. Yeah, that's what I was going to say.

But I was just saying, because he didn't bang them. He never got his church. He was trying to get a church. Well, but one of the parts, yeah, to save money on taxes, basically, is he was trying to get a church. But what I was saying is, because there's one element, when you're watching it, all the chicks just keep getting fatter and fatter. That's my favorite part.

Yeah, it's so funny. And they don't really address it. Yes, they do. No, they do address it. But for a bit, they don't. That's my favorite part. So you're's so funny and they don't really address it. Yes, they do No, they do address it. But for a bit they don't that's my favorite watching them get fatter and fatter and you're like What is going on here? So I'm like do you think maybe he's fat in the monopsies? I get so he doesn't get tempted to bang him because he doesn't want to cross the line into illegal territory Well, what actually happened is the reason they're getting fatter is

Because he basically convinced the girls that if they want to be in the cult and keep their job which they barely get paid for of recruiting other girls is they have to also eat his diet plan and he sends them a bucket of lard every week and then so they have to buy it sells a diet he sells he sells them like a subscription service to food and then he's in the meetings being like i actually was uncertain about my girl getting fat but i actually love her more and he's holding somebody because he's not the meetings being like I actually was uncertain about my girl getting fat But I actually love her more It's funny because he's not getting fat This guy's all in on profiting off of all of the movement So he convinces

He convinces all the girls that need to buy His buckets of fucking meat So good Buckets of carbs So the take away from this thing is It's just so funny because There's just like so many of these things Where they get girls to join cults And they preyed on girls and all the different he

basically said they were going to the fibromyalgia community yeah and they're going to the uh you know the depression community like the bisexual community they found all the wacky uh uh facebook groups of the internet of where girls are crazy this whole thing was it was on facebook and then a little later on youtube i think but but it's crazy because the when you see these things there's been like a hundred of them right and it's all it's such a this whole thing was such a microcosm of all the stuff that happens in the real world but basically you have all these chicks and they're all doing the thing being like you know and uh he made me do this he made me do this and and then you go how long were you there for it's like four years it's like i always talk about the playboy girls they

were like hugh hefner's a misogynist like how long did you work there it's like 27 years and it's like all these girls like the carla homoka thing where it's you know they always blame it on the guy accountability but it's like in this one you he was you were like the lieutenant you were himmler yeah like these girls that are making the documentary about how bad he was. You were his third in command. And you bought into some nonsense. Like, you know, you bought. Obviously, he finds these women who are like, oh, I can't find love.

And then he goes, hey, I got a solution for you. There just happens to be this person who's your perfect yin to your yang, who also happens to likely live in the same town as you. What are the odds? It was even crazier than than that because how he finds people is he makes them do something and then the girl the one girl she was like i have to be in the facebook group this was after at the beginning it starts out and he was like you know you he makes them do uh this sort of like self-actualization stuff right yeah and say some shit and then after it happens like a week later he kind of goes has have you got any messages and the one girl goes i mean i got some

like random message from some guy on facebook like in like the extra like uh you know like in your inbox and you have your other inbox and this guy like spam was a drug addict unemployed schizophrenic that lives on the other side of the country and he's in he can't have a job because he's in and out of jail and he's like a drug dealer that's this girl was 19 and yeah and she's 19 the guy's 35 and the guy goes that's your sign that's your twin flame and then all of he keeps telling people it's their twin flame and they go he goes yeah and she goes it's your that's your twin flame he goes you can't fight it and then she goes okay all right and then she's like okay so he convinces this guy's

soulmate that just like a guy guy just says he wants to see the bobs and basically the guy convinced her soulmate and then the next one she goes well i feel like i'm still kind of in love with my ex but he has all these restraining orders and she goes well the law can't stop you because that's your twin flame she goes are you sure he goes yeah that's your twin flame convinces the girl that this guy's her twin flame that she has an actual restraining order against the other girl

and then she's texting him non-stop and then she ends up going to jail yeah she ends up going to jail this is what she says I don't believe this

but she says she was just asking she goes I randomly went to a bar one night he was there no and then because of that he called the police

and I went to jail for a month well this guy's got her convinced that this is her twin flame. And she goes, but he says like, trust me, this is just like the universe testing you. You guys will be together. The other girl's like 300 pounds. She's got her twin flame.

That's a family friend that's gay. Yep. And basically the guy's sending her message after message being like, leave me alone. That girl's becomes basically the COO. Yeah, the CEO. She's like the head of recruiting. She's recruiting all these other girls. She hasn't even found her own.

So she's basically telling these, she's going into Facebook groups being like, this guy can help you find the perfect mate. He goes, what'd you do for you? He goes, well, mine's gay and it's been five years and now he won't talk to me. He's blocked me on every platform, but I'm still selling the system.

So at some point, you're essentially Himmler to the operation, right? And then Danny, you actually said this to me at the comedy club and I thought it was a good point because you go, you're like, you guys are Auschwitz guards.

And he goes, well, you're not Auschwitz guards. You're Auschwitz guards when it's a volunteer position and worse than that, you're paying to be an Auschwitz guard. You can leave at any time. You can leave at any point.

They're trying to be like, oh, we were victimized. You're like, you're idiots. I don't know what to tell you. The craziest part is, or one of the craziest parts is, so his whole premise is that there's a masculine and a feminine

in the twin flames thing, right? Oh, yeah, this is the best part. So he goes, there's a masculine and a feminine energy, and so, but there's, it's like mostly women in this group, right? Obviously. So then, in order for him to match him up,

the one that you're talking about, this chick, she's Canadian. It's a big girl. Looks like a disinformationadian big girl looks like a disinformation girl who's trying to yeah who was trying to bang the gay guy the original twin flame and he goes no your actual twin flame is this other woman and she goes look i'm not lesbian he goes well you're actually the masculine energy and she's the feminine so you have to like now become a trans man and then there was all and so you're watching these interviews and now all of a sudden there's all these trans women and trans men it takes them 15 minutes to convince half the people they're trans because they don't have enough guys so literally he's trying to pair people up and he goes this isn't working that good pairing people

up with people that aren't in the group so i need people in the group there's 100 people in the group 80 of them are girls and he was like all right the 10 of you are trans yeah and then they were like i am and then she goes yeah you are and he goes i guess i've always thought i might have been a man it's just like so that's how easy it is to convince girls to be trans it's crazy there's only one in the documentary one girl at one point he goes the girls the girls there's a two and he goes uh the girl's a guy and a guy's a girl the guys get surgery to be a girl the girl gets surgery to be a guy Didn't think about being trans up until six months ago. Yeah, two of the women got mastectomies because he told them they were trans.

And then the funniest thing is the doc, because the documentary is not trying to get into the trans debate. So they're very much like, oh, being trans is valid. And, you know, they probably would have got mastectomies regardless. I guess he just kind of like did like, I don't even know what point they were trying to make. So they had to bring trans. kind of like did like i don't even know what point they were trying to make so they had to bring they tried to bring some trans people in to sort of say uh the the point approach the pro-trans point they'd bring a guy being like well we actually do agree with being trans but the way

he's doing it we don't love because he's uh saying that they are but the whole point is it should be your choice and it was like well should it be your choice or were you actually that well that's the thing if you were that if anything then now he's doing you a favor because he's getting you there quicker the beef the trend the trans specialists that come and don't know what to say because it dispels their whole thing it's like well if they were that and you go so you can so either you can convince people or can't convince people yeah and he definitely convinced people and then they had to give a little disclaimer at the end being like making the making the people Trans is the best part where he literally he brought people into the group to find their that he goes you're gonna find

Your uh, your perfect like lover. That's the perfect person for you cut to four months later They've put on fucking 150 pounds. He's drained them dry of money and they're trans. Yeah. It's kind of like college. And he's like, yeah, it's kind of like college. Nice. Yeah. And then he's all like dressing Versace

and driving Porsches and shit. Like, he's really leaning into being this rich dude now. Yeah. And then at one point, Keith Ramire, the NXIVM guy, he ramiri the nexium guy he makes

everyone write an article about he makes everyone watch the keith ramiri doc and then write an article about why keith ramiri's the good guy no well not the good guy but but just like why the different not the good guy but like it was uh why they're not doing anything illegal because i think he started seeing keith ramiri's going to jail for life and he goes oh okay i gotta yeah cover my base he made everyone write an essay. Yeah, an essay or whatever about why we're not, it was like why he's good. I think it's like why he's good,

but also like why we're not doing anything legal here. Like everybody had to write. So essentially we'll have this evidence being like in the future. Yeah, you told me that, which made sense. Kind of like a cover your ass thing where everybody goes, look, just to be clear, nothing illegal is happening.

I'm not forcing you to do anything. You're eating these gruel buckets every week on your own volition you demand the girl you told me you were trans i didn't bring it up so funny the guys in the thing have to get on board with the idea that uh yeah i definitely like it when she puts on 100 pounds yeah more gruel buckets please also the guys the one of the things he said is even the things he's like so you've been eating your girl buckets also it's like 10 to 1 women to guys but no but then it's 10 to 1 women to the guys and then they're still making some of the guys women it's like these dudes are like oh shit i got the fucking pick of the litter. And they go, actually, you're a chick now. What?

What the fuck? What? What? No, I want to smash. I'm going to run through every one of these chicks for my $200 a month. And you go, tough break. You will, but you're going to have to dress like a chick and do it. You're going to have to mostly scissor and stuff.

It is a really good summation of how much girls can be convinced of anything yeah by social pressure that's why i was kind of thinking you know how recently they've been talking a lot about how gen z they said it's uh this big bigger divide than ever where the girls are more liberal the guys are more conservative or whatever yeah but it's like it's not really that big of a problem in a lot of ways because it's like well yeah then the girl will start dating a guy and she'll change her crazy opinions because girls just take the opinions of who they're around yeah like most girls once they start dating a guy they sort of like flip their

opinions back into that well they like you know what i mean i was thinking girls more change their opinions entirely on like you know what's socialized around them and what they're told there's almost more blank slates and guys guys, even the dudes that changed their opinions a ton in like 2015, they didn't change their opinions because they actually believed it. They changed their opinions for self-preservation reasons. Yeah, of course.

You know what I mean? Like guys, like a lot of times people will say that dudes, they'll be like, oh, they changed their opinions for getting pussy reasons. Yeah. But they didn't, like, those guys didn't really, that's, obviously,

there's some guys that do that. That was a part of it. Yes, but like, that wasn't the thing. Really, guys don't change their opinions for getting pussy reasons. They change their opinions for, like, fear reasons.

Sure. Well, like, they're afraid of the king. In the moment. It's like they change their opinion because, like, the king has demanded it. In the moment, you might change your opinions. Like, there's certainly... certainly but no but that's

a certain Weasley guy and those guys are basically girls that's what I'm saying no yeah well I said maybe like omission stuff like you know

if you're on I've certainly been on and I'm sure lots of guys have like you know you're on like a date first date with some chick and she's like oh I'd never bang someone

who thinks X and you go and you think X and you go yeah yeah but that guy didn't actually change his opinion that's my point

that's what I'm saying by omission yeah I'm saying the ones that guy didn't actually change his opinion that's my point that's what I'm saying by omission yeah I'm seeing the ones that actually do actually publicly pretend they believed it or whatever

and I'm the opposite I actually like to argue yeah I'm more of a nigger you know what I mean careful yeah I guess careful but I feel like I am more

that is more part of my game to someone just speeds up that clip like 1.2 times and it's in the doghouse podcast is over i feel like 90 of my game is arguing with girls they get tired out of the fun is me and chris chris vega uh we're at um where we went to go grab a drink at that bar by the stand or whatever. And then Pete from the stand who was there,

these two girls who were coming from Kickball were annoying everybody. And then he told us, he goes, oh, those two guys are really funny comics. Go talk to them. And they were blackout drunk. And we were just trying to have one drink. And what did you and Chris say? Bingo.

No, we said, oh, you're comics? And we go, no, we're actually comic book artists. And then we did this whole thing for like half an hour, how I drew Spider-Man And he did Spawn I like that kind of shit Yeah yeah That's my favorite type of shit

We were like literally fucking with them And then this one girl was like Oh you know what she's like And she was the less drunk one And they were like these two Like big girls Like they came from And they were like

Big women In their kickball attire I'm like do you have any self-respect Like in their like Intramural kickball gear All like sweaty and shit and they were like and they came up to you

they said they came up to us they came up to us yeah yeah and then let's just they said let's slum it tonight we just turned Tiger Woods down

let's talk to these two losers and then the one girl was like oh yeah I actually took a because we were saying how we were these like big time comic book artists

and whatever and then the girl was like yeah I just, I took a course in college about comic books and she started like name dropping and I had to be like, and Chris was gone actually at that moment. So then I was, cause he knows comic books and I don't at all. And I was like, yeah, I've never heard of that guy who was like the main guy who made Batman. You flubbed the bag on it.

Well, I didn't care. I'm not trying to give a shit. I kind of was like, oh yeah, yeah i think i maybe the bit's not funny when you're by yourself yeah the bit's definitely a bit for body getting punished no he goes to the bathroom and you're like what's your favorite comic you go listen ladies like this was like funny thing i was doing my friend like if you could go back to your troughs yeah i think the farmer's trying to get you back into stable. So scram. This is a fun little bit we were doing when Chris was here.

Honestly, my... And I've already got my leg work over you having the ground shake below me for every step you take. So... If you don't mind guards but yeah girls will get uh tricked into anything which is why you always it's the same thing i say with uh there's certain type of uh male that's very like can be taken advantage of like there's 70 of girls i feel like i've dated i've always said this but you could probably convince them to like bury a body if you really needed to it would take a little bit of work but like i'm not saying every single one but like seven

out of ten which is why it's up to you as a male to not use that power for bad you know what i mean that's the honorable thing to do is not to you know get them involved in like a crime syndicate it's the least i could do hopefully you wind up with the el chapo's chick who was like was he doing crime i didn't see any crime the whole time chapo chapo the whole time i knew him i didn't see him really commit any crimes so i guess i'll have to take your word for it but no he was just kind of went to church well i know he had a million dollars but he had that fruit stand That was very lucrative His bean farm

Yeah Which you know We like beans in Mexico So that's where I assume Those billions came from I saw him burying some bones So I think that was like He has a broth

Thing going on maybe He's like Maybe the best broth In all of Colombia You know what It kind of made me also think The most thing that I thought was how much of it was just like a real case study of everything that's happened. It was like, you can bring a bunch of girls in and then you tell them that they're on

this perfect ideology and this is how they can win. And everyone around them thinks it. And then before you know it, they're fat and trans. And by the way, this is still going on. And giving them all their money and it's not working out for them yes it's still going on the crazy thing is people probably with all this negativity going around it is the police like investigated him and because he is covering his bases they're like there's nothing illegal going on here like yeah yeah if you want to say hey it's illegal to make someone become trans well

then there's a lot of people who are going to jail you know like to convince someone mentally that they're now trans you're like yeah but that's why he's so 10 000 but that's why he's like playing really in the like social justice uh sandbox because that's his sweet spot right smart yeah that's like a shield of himself too yeah but probably is there a problem he goes why are you making them all fat you go because it's beautiful yeah it's beautiful is there a problem's beautiful. Is there a problem? He has all the things covered. I guarantee you, the number is not zero of women who watch that documentary and go, I think he's misunderstood.

I'm going to try this. And are now paying him $200. He's probably doing better because of the dog. Probably. It's wild. Yeah, and Tiger Woods ain't smashing. also uh one of the things that um just in terms of uh when people we've talked about this a bunch just because i was talking about the conservative liberal thing like we always people are kind of like oh why would you not like label yourself yeah i think there's and i thought of two good

reasons if i was i know we've talked about a lot but i i feel like i thought of two like concrete reasons okay the first one is the comedy related because labeling yourself is the enemy of comedy because people knowing what you think on everything is the enemy of comedy. That is the main one. Well, but I have a better one even. So that's the one we've said kind of before, but I have a better one. Once you label yourself, it generally means you're done growing. Yeah.

So I think that's a big part of it because as soon as you say i'm this and i have the beliefs of all that you've like once you put yourself in a box you generally don't grow and i think there's even a science on that being like well i am just how many people do we know even on like a small scale will be like well i'm not good at sales i'm good at this sure and it's like well because they've told themselves that story about themselves you know what i mean like well i'm not good at the networking I'm good at this. And it's like, well, because they've told themselves that story about themselves. You know what I mean? Like, well, I'm not good at the networking component. I'm an artist. You know what I mean?

And you go, as soon as you've like labeled yourself, what the thing is, you're always like, that's when you've done, you're done working on your opinions and figuring out new things and changing your framework because you're not open to it. Right. And I think a lot of it is what happens with these people

when they've labeled themselves. I am like, once it's something's part of your identity once something's part of someone i once something's part of someone's identity yeah telling them problems with it is like telling them their wife's fat like you you can't yeah and you start out you have to they start from a framework of like you're an enemy that's trying to attack with their identity it's like you're trying to attack my baby you know yeah and you have to willfully like you know if especially with politics if you say hey i'm a liberal or i'm a conservative but it's poison for being a critical thinker of course and then because there always are going to be things that if you say i'm like

i'm right on this side no matter what like you know i'm i'm a lifelong liberal i'll never vote conservative or vice versa and then you know some data point comes out where you go hey that's uh kind of goes against all your stuff and then they just have to ignore and you go oh you're just gonna ignore that huh yeah you just have to ignore it you just have to ignore that thing and they go and they kind of go you can't live in cognitive dissonance right it's hard yeah yeah you know what the because the truth is like when you talk about people and even when i'm talking about the girls you know are more likely to do this the truth is like on an individual and on an individual level most people are generally nuanced unless they join in like a cult in their brain which most people kind of did but they're like slowly getting out of them yeah

but on aggregate people are very simple when you when you look at large numbers of people i mean it's the law of large numbers but they generally won't surprise you no but individuals can surprise you yeah for sure yeah i mean individuals can surprise you. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I mean, individuals can do anything. They can fucking do anything, dude. You don't know what's going to happen. There's just too many of them. It's a real wild card.

So on the topic of scammers, there's a lot of scammers that have been sort of, not scammers, but one thing that was interesting to me is all the NFT stuff. Yeah. A lot of those guys, like Ronaldo is getting hit with a big lawsuit right now. Cristiano Ronaldo?

Yeah. So one after another, a lot of these things that were kind of big scams, a lot of these people are getting sued. I wouldn't be surprised if this guy goes to jail, the Keith Ramirez number two. Oh, this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's his name? Dave Devine?

I don't remember. I think his name was Dave Arian. I think he changed it to David Devine, this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's his name? Dave Devine? I don't remember. I think his name was Dave Arian, and I think he changed it to David Devine. Yeah, or something. Yeah, yeah. He had some aliases, which is usually the first sign of criminal behavior. But one that I want to pat myself on the back for is, I told you, I was watching all this Grant Cardone stuff, right? Uh-huh.

Because everyone always talks about how he's kind of like the man in that circles. And I saw him on the Coffee Hour, and then I listened to him on other podcasts because I usually, whenever someone's like a big guy, I usually try to understand the appeal. And I usually find, even if I don't like them or even if I think they're wrong, there's usually a lot of good nuggets and maybe more than from that, right? I'm like, I'm usually into those guys that have kind of, you know, done something big, right?

That was the first, out of like lifestyle billionaire guys or whatever, that was maybe the first one. Like I like Harmozy, a lot of those guys. He was the first one in a while where I was like, this doesn't make sense what he's saying, right? And he was just like, it just wasn't adding up for me. And then he was kind of like,

even just like on a little scale, he would say things like uh they would go um would you would you uh uh use this person as a um uh what's the opposite of an apprentice like a mentor um yeah as a mentor who would you think that's a good mentor he goes no because that person killed himself robin williams he goes robin williams killed himself and you couldn't take anything from someone who killed himself that's the last person you should listen to right and then it was and then they go and then like five minutes later he was talking about how he could uh you know if i was talking about music i don't know if there's the exact analogy but he's like you know kurt cobain for example you could learn from him in

music and blah blah and he was like five minutes later you already yeah so i was kind of he did that like three times where i was like okay so you're just making up as you go along it is weird though that a lot of anti stuff of his is going viral right now for some reason that's what i'm saying i was you brought it up but you brought it i was telling everyone this like a month ago in my personal life i don't know if i talked about it here but i was saying in my personal life i was like this guy doesn't add up yeah yeah but when you brought it up to me maybe a week ago and i was like it's so weird because i've been seeing a bunch of like and then three weeks later everyone was kind of saying like he's lying about being a billionaire he's like and basically he was saying this because his whole thing is real estate and he's going on all these podcasts being

like i would never uh i don't recommend realist i don't recommend buying real estate and then you go okay so you recommend renting he goes i don't recommend renting and i'm kind of like i'm i'm in my mind like making notes and i'm like what does he want you to do okay i'm listening and then he'll be like okay so do you put your money in cash he goes no i would never put your money in cash just wasting it's like the stock market stock market's terrible you literally just want to give him your money and his whole thing he basically rentals though he essentially has like a reit yeah like a real estate investment trust they just own apartment buildings and stuff he basically has convinced everyone to invest in him,

and he's buying all these buildings and giving people... It's kind of a scam because... No, it's just you buy a piece of a building, and then they manage it for you. It's honestly a pretty simple business, but I told you when I was in Miami in Aventura... But he's essentially renting the money from them at 6%. Yeah, you borrow it, and then...

Yeah, but you're basically getting the rate of return of return of a bond well right now but that was to have real estate that could go down 40 percent like it's the risk like the risk of his thing versus like the premium he gives you just a you get a five percent interest rate at bank of america yeah yeah i don't think his thing is like a scam yeah probably right now it's probably not doing great because it's uh in this environment but i told. Yeah, but you have like the risk of a fucking equity with the reward of a bond. Yeah. When I was in Miami, I told you I was at like near the Aventura Mall. I went to go get like he has a huge office there.

That's like where his main office is. And I walk in like some salad shop or whatever. And then there's these two guys who are like, you know, probably 20 and they're in suits kind of, but like not like great. Oh, yeah. Remember on the phone, the one guy's like loudly in line, like, you know, probably 20 and they're in suits kind of, but like not like great for the suit. Remember when they're on the phone and the one guy's like loudly in line, like, you know, one in the afternoon. He's like, yeah, you know, I could probably get

300K for you. Yeah, would you like minimum 300K to get into that deal? You know, like really like loud on the phone. You're like, what's going on? Who's the biggest douchebag? Yeah, like the biggest douchebag move and then he's ordering like a $12 salad or whatever and like they're like these big deal makers.

Making a deal in public is crazy. And then I was like, who are these guys? And I remember one of the guys had, because his whole thing is 10X, which is like really catchy. He goes, 10X. 10X what? He goes, everything. 10X. 10X.

You like 1X? 10 of them. But it was just, and then I looked it up and I i go i figured out that they all work for gran cardone but they're probably on commission purely yeah of course you know you know what it reminded me of when i was 19 i sold those cutco knives for like a month it reminded me a lot of cutco knives yeah good knife though he did he was on the podcast of i mean i forget the ceo of uh some like telus or something was was basically just like we all know that you're a fraud you don't have the money you say you are yes you're worth 800 million dollars and you have a debt of 750

million dollars and i will say in his business i don't i would say it's probably unethical uh certainly but similar to what trump does and probably a lot of people is they overstate their their worth because there's just a benefit to it. Well because their whole business is based on selling people on their thing.

But their image is a huge part of it. Image is the whole deal. Right? So you know. Anyways he was rubbing me the wrong way and the first guy

in a long time that didn't make sense and then three weeks a month later it's like I'm seeing non-stop people being like this thing doesn't fucking add up. Yeah there was a podcast

of like four years ago with him in Wolf of Wall Street The Wolf of Wall Street guy and they're sort of the same into it the Wolf of Wall Street guy Whether you like him or not was basically saying sales is important and he was like, you know So what would you say people could be to get better at sales? He's like I wouldn't even fucking worry about sales He was like, okay. Well, we have sales people and they're taking you know, there's probably some stuff that would be important He's like no the only like who he was just like yeah i was really he's like a fucking israel adversarial like it felt like he was like alleging people where he was like i'm gonna come on your pockets and like not participate yeah and be like oh okay what are

some of your morning routines he goes i do nothing they go okay um what like that's how he acts on podcasts they go okay um and do you have any real estate strategies i follow my gut and you go what does your gut say depends on the day okay anything that anybody listening to this could take away and go i don't know that's their problem well he said he goes he goes honestly he goes the only thing is important is like being famous he goes okay so what if someone has like two million dollars he goes put it into ads for your podcast and it was like okay well that's just no one's doing that anyway this guy was i left that being like i was trying to like him too because i yeah he was he was such an he's such an asshole that i i kind of was like i thought it

might be like the hermosy thing where like once i the more i listened to him i like got it and i was like i would have been i would have i would have rather walked away and been like no that guy's the man yeah i mean hermosy is the exact opposite of him. Yeah, he's the man. Hermosy's like, yeah, don't listen to me. I don't give a shit. I don't want your money. I don't want anything. Just leave me alone. Yeah, he obviously does. He does, obviously. I just think he has good points. Yeah, for sure.

It's coherent within itself. Yeah, absolutely. Speaking of hustle culture, there's this hustle mom. This one's good Mom is charging family $200 per person For Christmas dinner Everything I do is for profit

So this is what hustle moms do This is bad my mom charges $300 a night For every night of Hanukkah Fucking $2,400 a head The entire thing is ridiculous Those lock cuts are going to be $5 each Well Daniel I miss 100% 100 of shots i don't take well you can pay you don't have to pay me now we could loan you the money

i guess you could say it's usually but uh that would be your words and not mine just so funny like my video like you know the hospital system here where it's like oh one tylenol itemized 28 each hanukkah candle 14 a candle huh that seems steep considering two dollars a box tell me when to stop on the pepper 10 20 30 40 the thing that was making me laugh is just the idea of like A woman listening to all the hustle Like you always gotta be worried about making money And then she's like trying to think of a scam Then she's like I've got it Charge him

I'm already making What are my skills What are my skills I'm making dinner next Why am I fucking doing that for free Right Do you think there's any chance though That this is the

Kind of like The husband kind of makes a good amount of money She's kind of wasting a bunch of money but he's giving her tons of money and then he's trying to figure out a way for her to like be self-sufficient so it's really just like a whole like shell shell company where the dad gives all the kids 200 bucks you know the dad's like here kids here's $200 like make sure you like pay your mom i'm actually gonna give you 300 good food and so the dad is really just giving her her stipend want you to feel what it looks like yeah so she's like oh i'm running this like crazy profitable business and then the dad's like yeah

yeah she is i like it good thing I'm a fucking lawyer. I like the theory. The kids, she drives the kids to work. The kids tip her 200 bucks. Yeah, you know. Doesn't ask where the kids got the money from. Just the idea of making a few hundred extra bucks in her side hustle to keep them charging.

She might, you know, I just like, I want her to do her Red Pill courses Where she's like I'm going to teach you how to charge your husband 100 bucks a night to sleep on the bed with you Do you think she went to the Patriarch Convention? You're already doing laundry What if you charge your husband $4,000 a shirt

Do you think that was the Patriarch Convention? That was the way they taught the chicks? Something like that She went to the Patriot Convention and she came back and she was like, it comes to the soccer team. She goes, hey, I made everyone cookies. Okay, grab your cookie and then grab your invoice.

I could take credit card, debit, anything. She got toasted in the machine. Hey, Joanne, this is Sue here. Just calling you about the following up on that orange slice Jonathan had this morning. You need 30 days to pay that? We happily grant that to all of our creditors. Creditors? What orange slice?

Oh, actually, I have footage of it if you would like me to send it to you. No, you know you took the orange slice down. Yeah, don't. Listen, I'm running an operation here. This chick sucks. She comes to her friend's house and she's like, you know what would really look good if you painted the outwall black and then she invoices her for interior decorating consultations

no it's so crazy too is she's because she's had a bunch of these little things like she keeps i know that's why she keeps being in the news but they're all for things that make her look like shit and i don't even know she's like a hated person she's like it's like i'm the most hated woman in the uk and then but i don't even get it like she's like i did an only fans and then obviously people weren't really buying that so she stopped she said it was tacky those are her words she goes you know i want to an only fan exactly you're like no it's like nobody wanted to buy your only fans because you're like not that hot you know you're like a mom in her 40s who's like not that hot and like no offense or whatever and then uh but then i just don't get

what the end game make money doing like she's trying to be like famous at any cost for no reason other than notoriety other than notoriety like she's fine with people seeing her walk down the street in london being like fuck you she goes yes sir we did it it's better to be known for uh you know yeah for something than nothing this is also the perfect excuse to not go to a stupid thing it's like some ant that you don't really like that much is like hey i'm coming over And it's a hundred bucks Ahead You just be like

Ah I'm fucking I'm a little strapped Right now Yeah a little strapped Right now Sorry Or if you have Some beef with her

You dine and dash On Christmas dinner I just gotta Powder up Just gotta use The restroom I'll be back And then just

Everybody's waiting For you to come back Dining and dashing On here is incredible So where are they Dining and dashing on here is incredible So where are they? They're Dining and dashing is good A strict schedule

Will also be enforced Doors open at 2pm Game of charades I'll cost ya And then you kick them out and send them home at 10pm Or unless you want to do overtime Yeah You said it was going to be 100 bucks and you sent me 175 And then you kick them out and send them home at 10 p.m. Or unless you want to do overtime. Yeah.

You said it was going to be $100, and you sent me $175. It's like, you left at $107, Becky. Yeah. Yeah, so she has a whole bunch of stuff like that. Yeah, she sucks. This chick sucks. Oh, shit. I'm going to be in Phoenix this weekend.

For some of you who will be there, we always have a fun time in Phoenix. Yeah. Denver sold out. Toronto, a little industry secret we just released. end for for some of you who will be there we always have a fun time in phoenix yeah denver sold out toronto a little uh industry secret we just released it was sold out but we released 25 of the like press comps which are the balcony ones so if you go it looks like it's sold out but if you click on the balcony there's still the old balcony and actually i'm doing uh the following night uh a show in toronto as well did you figure it out yeah i sorted out just a little small show uh

come on out Saturday night where you doing it 8 o'clock backroom comedy club we'll put a link below backroom comedy and I just actually got dates

right now so if you can't get tickets to mine we'll go to that one yeah come out and then um also I just got dates but I don't have the ticket links yet

for uh next year for Phoenix Edmonton Vancouver Dallas let's go you doing the house of comedies all the house of comedies and the other one what's the one I'm missing Edmonton, Vancouver, Dallas. Let's go! You doing the House of Comedies?

All the House of Comedies. And the other one. What's the one I'm missing? Edmonton, Vancouver, Phoenix. There's Milwaukee or something. Oh, Minnesota. Mall of America. So check out those.

And that's good. I told you that was the idea. Because ours will sell out. And then all the spillover will go there. And then I can spend more time in Toronto And then we got Dublin, London, Antwerp Amsterdam, Copenhagen, Oslo, Stockholm Perrysburg, Columbus, Dallas Baltimore, Calgary, Boston

Winnipeg, Atlanta, San Diego Austin all announced What happened? Phoenix is the place where Everyone goes when they're like old Is that like an old Jewish person place? The Jews? It's likeami it's like miami number two it's i think it's not it's like non-jew florida okay so yeah so phoenix is not like the snowbirds no i mean there are jews who go to florida or to phoenix or arizona but uh i know they got the airbnb crisis yeah because everyone

bought all the airbnbs yeah and then no one was not enough people at the Airbnbs, so people were sitting on their fucking heads. And tons of places are cracking down on them, too. That's a big thing, because now I think Vancouver and Toronto, they're starting to crack down super hard. Yeah, on Airbnbs. And so all these people essentially own... The problem, too, is a lot of condo developers apparently were building Airbnb-size condos, basically 480-square-foot studios kind of thing. People were definitely taking in a mile out of a set of an inch for the Airbnb.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But so I think now they were never meant to live in. They were just supposed to be like illegal hotels, essentially. And then now the city's cracking down on them, so people are going to be flooding the market with them. I don't know I was just reading that the other day interesting yeah but well I know people got

sucks and you can fucking suck my dick Airbnb for banning me for life so oh I'll tell you an interesting one and people so most of our sponsors we actually always like them but we had a few I've turned down like a bunch lately Airbnb asked us to do a sponsorship.

And I literally asked. I was like, not. I mean, they banned me for life. I was like, we talked so much shit, and they banned Danny for life. For nothing. To be clear, I had not even used it in two years. No chance I could say something positive about them. I tried to try and use it.

And after two years of not using it during COVID, and they're just like, you're banned for life. Yeah, I don't want to do sponsorships for companies I hate. That's crazy. I use almost all of them. Actually, we have a couple of ones that I actually reached out to them. A few of our sponsors are things that I like that I hit them up. Yeah.

That evens it up for that. On the topic of the girls joining cults and all that sort of stuff, right? Yeah. I thought this was a really funny also microcosm of it but this there's this like trend and this article talks about it but it's basically uh like studies have shown i'll just read this headline first it says uh the singer claims that antidepressants changed her sexuality i took out my nose piercing and got rid of my pink hair and i've never been happier so basically what happened was they're making them not gay so well what happened was all these people

were you know like uh mentally ill sure and then before they know it they're just like you know they wake up living in a polycule yeah with uh they're turning the frogs not gay yeah so but then but then a lot of, you know, there's people that are just like, oh, I'm depressed and I have every illness. But then there's people

that are mentally unwell. Sure. And then a lot of it, I don't know if this is true or not, but you know, something's unbalanced. You know what I mean? We know people like this,

but they basically, for some people, taking the right pills does actually make you back to normal. Yeah. If you have like a real thing. And those people, when they took the right pills, they basically like back to normal. Yeah. If you have like a real thing. And those people, uh,

when they took the right pills, they, they basically like came out of a daze being like, what the fuck? I'm not crazy. Yeah. What? Yeah.

And she goes, um, she's from Lawrence, Kansas. And she goes, said within weeks of starting the course of well, well, but you're in,

she began questioning her sexuality in a video, uh, viewed by a lot of people she said i started medication a month ago and two or three weeks in i woke up one day and looked around and was like why the fuck am i polyamorous but there's probably so many people like that i wonder if it's like some sort of some version of self-harm where you know you're just depressed and you're like ah you know i just here's another way i could fuck up my life

by just being polyamorous and just doing stupid shit. Well, part of it is probably if you're bipolar, you're all over the place. So you're like, maybe I'm into guys, maybe I'm into girls.

And you start to be, some of these people are actually schizophrenic. That's how you start getting tulpas. And instead of going to the communities which are like, actually, that's amazing.

Being like, no, no, there is something wrong with you and we could probably work towards fixing of course but yeah in the world or put you in a straight jacket in the world of gender for some reason nothing's a mental illness even though chicks love having mental illnesses this is the one thing oh buddy not a mental illness girls have legitimately written thousands of articles and and done thousands of tiktoks just like begging people to accept that they're retarded yeah but that they're like mental illnesses or they're brave for having mental illnesses mental illnesses are great there's nothing wrong with having a

mental illness which is true but then any of the trans stuff they go oh that's not a mental illness and you shouldn't say it is or whatever like well here's the question do you think that if i took any depressants i'd take out my nose ring and realize that i'm gay maybe i go i wake up i like it starts kicking in when i'm eating pussy i go what the fuck is this danny was right. It is disgusting. Ms. Henry then went on to say, then I dyed my hair brown. I took out my piercing. I woke, broke up with the polycule. I've never been happy.

I feel very stable in New Orleans. Feels like a sketch. Sketch the polycule breakup. How does it work? Is it like a group? Do you break up with them one by one? You know when companies were doing mass layoffs and they just like, you bring everybody in at one time? Or do you do them respectfully one by one

and then everybody's in the waiting room? One by one. Everybody's coming out crying and they go, what's going on in there? And he goes, ah! We got a buddy that was going through the Step program and he wanted to do an apology to everyone. And he messaged every single one of us

that he wanted to apologize for stuff. And we were loving the idea of you walking in and the guy goes, Oh, you're here at 201? I got you slotted in for your 2035 apology. He's just got like 12 people coming in every day. He's like, every person had to go meet him at the coffee shop

to get their apology. Some commentators on the video said they've had similar experience. So apparently, but again, it all goes with the theory that girls are a little more

receptive to changes around the surrounding. And I think that maybe is more feminine people. Yeah. I think testosterone makes you a bit more agreeable.

Yeah, it makes you more agreeable. But low-T guys, I think, are more agreeable, too. No, I'm saying being a woman is... But I think it's a feminine thing because I think there's definitely... There is dudes that sort of fit that mold as well. Yeah, that's true. Right?

Yeah. The idea of doing the dying away from the pink, though, back to, like, you don't even let it grow out. You can't just let it grow out or get a new haircut. You're like, just dye it back brown and be like, that was weird. Isn't that crazy? That was crazy. And a lot of people pointed out that the medication made people comfier being themselves.

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It was just hilarious that he's just got this vasectomy. Because of climate change. I mean, it's the classic everyone says. You go, okay, kill yourself then. If you're so worried about there being too many people, so now your next move is getting a vasectomy, well, then I got one more for you, pal. If you really care about the climate pal once you if you really care about yeah if you really care about the climate i mean stop farting yeah there's one thing to say like

hey i don't want uh like climb whatever for like i want to have um like kids or whatever but because you're a dink because you see that new thing coming up the dink the dinks dinks is what does it stand for dual income no kids dual income no kids there's a lot of dinks on the internet right now and they're the cringiest tiktoks too the dinks are not good the only one was the one where like this chick who's like pretty hot with this dude who's like nah you go i don't know how that worked out but dinks are doing weird ass shit yeah no the guy with the obviously the guy with uh that's pretty hot the girl's pretty hot you if she wants to be a dink you go find her dinks because he's like he's a fat guy and she's kind of cute yeah but uh yeah it's just so weird you're like look if you want to

specifically like lifestyle wise don't want to like you know ari got a vasectomy because ari is just like i just don't i'm not gonna have kids give a shit about the environment yeah of course when you're saying it's for environmental purposes where you're like okay well you can do one more for us but the even funnier part to me in this article is basically before he got the vasectomy freezes sperm just in case he changed his mind so he sort of half-assed it and that was sort of driving him crazy because he had the guilt about the thing that he was like he still sort of left it open-ended right he? Yeah, yeah. He was sort of faking it. He didn't go the full way. Yeah, and then basically after a while, he went to the thing and then he canceled his

subscription to the sperm bank so they let his sperm die. Oh, they just let him die and his sperm's like, no, Gerald! He flushes it down the toilet in one final. Do they give it back to you? I think they throw it at you. They fling it at you Spider-Man style. They slime you with it. You go, okay okay just go into the sperm redistribution area go just uh press this button to officially cancel your thing you go it's like a big comically large button

slop they go oops that wasn't yours that was all of the other guys guys who's was it ours yeah anyways oh also i don't work here anyways enjoy sperm that's the shit cbc's making right now yeah that's the kind of stuff they're cranking out after their huge budget cuts after getting losing 10 of their staff or something last week yeah this guy was something else there was a mom that was in. She goes to... I don't think she was a dink. I think she was just like a mom that she was doing it. But you've seen a lot of this.

People are like, I guess, solo dinks. Single incomes. Sinks. But basically, they go to Disney World by themselves.

And there's this one that's listing off all the things she does at Disney World. And it was just like, this is the fucking saddest shit it's so sad grown adult being like and i wait in line to get the best seats on the ride yeah pushing kids out of the way and stuff you gotta be a fucking loser i mean people used to live like that and we shamed them for it it was like it certainly wasn't anything to celebrate no you'd be like who is this pedophile yeah pedophile? Yeah. Or if it was a woman, you'd be like,

that's so sad. I guess it's an okay thing to do as a date. Like, it's kind of, like, ironic a little bit. A date with yourself? No, no, no. If you do it with a chick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like going to an amusement park on a date. Yeah, but single person boasting about how, like, you know, how little friction there is in their life because they're navigating

it, you know, solo. And you're like, yeah, I don't know. know yeah the dink videos have been freaking lame lame those are really lame people this is you know what this kind of helping is is better than the climate people though it was it was making me laugh the idea of like the all of this stuff um where you're like fake helping but you're not actually helping it's it's's kind of the best example of the type of person. It's kind of like the advice you got. Remember when you were a kid and you wouldn't eat your food

and then your mom goes, you're not gonna eat your full food? There's kids starving in Africa. I don't remember that. It's not the most relatable anecdote, but i do remember of hearing that happening to other children danny's is more like danny come on you're not gonna eat the mcdonald's wrappers there's kids in africa that don't even have mcdonald's wrappers they have to get their mcdonald's not even in wrappers you're not gonna eat the plate there's there's kids in

africa that don't have access to porcelain. They're just eating right under their hands. But it was making me laugh. That's just the stupidest thing ever. They go, there's kids starving in Africa, so you should eat your food. It's like going up to a homeless person and being like, just so you know, I'm using all the rooms in my house. Is there a shame for it? Yeah.

It was always the dumbest one. But my point is, it's the same type of helping. You're just like, you've invented something that you think helps. Sure. There's like,

oh, if I eat my food, that'll be somehow better for kids in Africa. I can't remember who I was talking with about this, but everything that used to be bad for you health-wise, like all the mom science stuff, is now good.

Like probably that's over. Mom science was pretty wrong. Mom science is fucking beat the fuck down right now because mom science got killed. Well, you know, breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Because Chris Scopo is getting into fasting, and he's like, so breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Done.

Now they're like, opposite. Don't eat breakfast. Going without food bad now it's like fasting is the best thing like they're probably going to say the same thing with the you know the forcing kids to eat thing i guess at some point you're like that's why girls weigh 190 pounds right now yeah but i even as like a you know a bigger guy never understood that i was never forced to eat like i was never like oh you worry about your own brain i guess but i was never like you know you see some kids you're like i'm not hungry and you're

like eat you're like but they're not hungry like why are you forced they're not gonna die i was what i don't know i was told that it was like eat your food yeah yeah eat your food but but i don't want it yeah but you didn't want it but i can't imagine that like if you just ate what you wanted that it was like stunted your growth or something because he probably wouldn't be as fat yeah that's what i'm saying like that was a that's a negative thing mom's clean your plate i'll tell you what mom science and bro science were sort of battling for which is more right and bro science won by a long shot yeah bro science gave a fucking high yukon to Mom Science. Absolutely. And just like finally kicked it into the ocean.

My mom still is like, oh, you have to eat breakfast otherwise you'll die. I'm like, no. It's like, I never eat breakfast anymore. Have you told your mom about the financial benefits of skipping breakfast?

No. That might be able to get her on your side. I mean, there's that too. But I mean, I like never eat breakfast anymore. Agreed, yeah. Yeah, never.

No, but what was the other- Cup of coffee, like a fucking man. You have a black cup of coffee. Yes, sir. I go athletic greens. And. Agreed. Yeah. Yeah. Never. No, but what was the other cup of coffee? Like a fucking man. You have black cup of coffee. Yes, sir. I go. I go. Cup of coffee and a protein shake. That's my breakfast of champions.

And I don't even have a protein shake. I just have. You don't do protein shakes. I just don't eat anything for breakfast. I might have one after I go work out. Okay. But I'm not like first thing that whole like, oh, your brain doesn't work. If anything, your brain doesn't work if anything your

brain probably works better probably better yeah yeah i actually felt before i came here because we were starting a little uh in the afternoon today and i ate before i came here and i felt more sluggish because i just ate for sure like the whole concept of like oh go eat i mean like go eat pancakes or something you're like what i'm eating cake for breakfast i know just because we did it in a different format yeah you were you were the one who sort of had those theories where you're like cereal, you're like eating cake for breakfast, you're the Subway sandwich.

You said they convinced the world that you need to eat two full sandwiches for lunch. Yeah, yeah. That was your early Danny theories. Yeah, like 10 years ago probably. I was like, what, were you eating two sandwiches for lunch? This doesn't make any sense. That was early Danny theories.

Bro science fucking destroyed mom science. Yeah, now moms are just on all on adderall and antidepressant carbs are good with moms moms were big on carbs yeah carbs are good i mean granted the food pyramid was so fucked that it used to be the opposite eating milk milk's very good for you yeah milk's everyone sort of thinks milk's bad for you now i haven't had milk and i don't know couldn't even tell you one yeah yeah but uh anyways it's interesting how that shifts because also what's that thing now what's what thing now that's wrong the thing that everybody's just conventionally doing vaping's not that bad for you vaping for sure yeah vaping is

but i will say even though obviously vaping's not that bad for you or is bad for you it still has to be better than smoking you just do it more. That's the problem. But do you think that if you vape five times, like if you smoke a pack a day and you do whatever is twice as much vaping, I still think vaping's better for you? Maybe. I don't think you realize how much people vape, dude. I know how much people vape.

Johnny's got that fucking, he swallows the fucking thing. I mean, I've always... He's got a cloud of smoke. He has it surgically implanted onto his neck and just in it just sits there in his like cords i wonder about the the the these pouches actually the the zins because they're not bad yeah i don't think they're bad no yeah they're becoming fucking mad popular shit's not bad for you yeah i'm almost the amount of people who i see doing

them like shit should i get into doing these? Yes, sir. Although I took one. I took one of Lev's. Yes, let's go. I said I took one of Lev's six milligram ones. We were at a bar. Did that do a number on you? Oh, I was almost puked.

Really? Oh, dude, I was like almost spinning. I had to go to the bathroom. I was like, I spit it out and I was like gagging. Oh, we got the girly man. Dude, I used to smoke a pack a day. Yeah. For years.

But I hadn't had any nicotine. That's when your dad caught you smoking. And then I took one. But everybody's espousing the benefits of nicotine. Nicotine's like on the come up right now, big time. I know, because Tucker Carlson started it. Yeah. Well, I mean, Tucker Carlson, Tate.

Well, it's true. Two bears, one cave. Nicotine's not the problem. The problem is. Yeah. Well, I mean, Tucker Carlson, Tate, but like even... Well, it's true. Two bears, one cave. Nicotine's not the problem. The problem is... Exactly. I agree. I don't think there's any issue with nicotine.

I'm not sure if we have one of those sponsors this week. That's going to seem weird if we do. Okay. Well, it's unrelated. I think we have one of them. Well, it's unrelated. I don't know what our sponsors are,

so take that with a grain of salt. I'm not trying to give big nicotine, but I'm telling you, I'm poking around. I'm on it, man. The Lucy's good. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Okay, we have another woman who asked Amy, now we're feeling weird about our daughter's favorite toy.

So this is what happens when they're trying to break their programming because you get them into their zone where girls should do boy stuff and boys should do... I think you said something like this earlier, or actually probably what you were saying about the food, where you go, it's everything's opposite.

Yeah. That's also in all of gender stuff. It's like, legitimately, a lot of these people's beliefs can be just summed up to opposite day. Yep. Legitimately, you go, I'm just a bizarro human uh-huh yeah yeah they're trying to like deprogram all humans i'm just it wasn't anything wrong my whole thing is i'm opposite day the waterfall goes up our daughter goes to

nursery school program with a couple mornings a week and it's going very well while at school she loves to play with her miniature kitchen set it's got a little sink and she's gritting her teeth while she's saying this it's got a little sink and a pretend stove with pots and pans has she thought about charging people to use the pot i was gonna say you get a like a credit card machine now we're talking up there and like a cash register you are now an entrepreneur yeah a wantrepreneur We are thinking about getting a version for our daughter for Christmas. My sister, who also has children,

strongly disapproving because she got a little bit of a wacky aunt. As she says, this toy reinforces gender stereotypes. Now we feel weird about it and decide to seek your take. So I want to say, this is Ask Ryan,

the boys get cooking sets and the girls get catcher's mitts. Yeah, they get baseball bats. They get baseball bats. That's it. How many times do we have to be over this? Goalie sticks.

Do you think there's any- Girls get goalie sticks and guys get princess outfits. I don't care how old they are. This could be college graduation present. Do you ever think there's any super liberal Jews and you're like, my four-year-old wanted a cash register and I didn't like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't want the stereotypes?

I didn't want them to have that. They want Monopoly, but they only want to play the bank? You can't be the bank. You got to be the iron. It's funny, a Jewish family playing Monopoly, and everyone... They're all back.

Comes with a little printing press. No, it's just everyone goes around permanently because no one would ever rent. It's just never... It's a game that goes on forever and never ends. It starts with hotels and houses on every spot. And no one even rolls the dice. Hotels and houses on every spot. And no one even rolls the dice.

They have one Gentile. No, you go again. It's you. It's all you. This isn't fun. I don't have any money left. You go, let's get you a little loan. Low interest.

There's a bank and a Federal Reserve in that one. It's like a little mini money printer. Print a bit more money. There you go. It's so funny. They just bring their one friend over and they skip their turn. It's like the Jews in Williamsburg where they need you to come in to turn their lights on on Shabbat or whatever. They're like, hey, can you come come in we need an extra for monopoly like as you get one of your Jew friends not available I'll tell you what speak oh you know what speaking of money yep I just want to

do a bit of a cap of the week another cap of the week because this is just their eyes someone did a good uh you know how they do the memes where it's like you're fully a clown we're starting to put the makeup on and it's like there's no inflation it's like okay there's inflation and there's transitory and then the third one is like it's inflation but it's actually good and then the fourth one is inflation's your fault your fault fault, yeah. But this one's inflation's your fault. So it's kind of that thing when we saw Noam do the interview with the Washington Post journalist. It's like, these guys literally are essentially,

they run their media company like they are a, the lawyer of Joe Biden. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're essentially work for the Federal Reserve. They're like the propaganda arm of the Federal Reserve. Yeah, they're like literal propagandists. And the way i was looking through a few um reddits that talk about finances and everyone's saying this girl by the way who wrote this article they're like oh she's the biggest retard in finance like i'm not surprised she wrote it like everyone says

this girl does article after article not understanding economics and honestly she probably gets in terms of most clicks because she gets the rage clicks sure she's like a chick in finance so they get a couple uh boxes checked there and then she gets the clicks the rage clicks and they probably don't really have a good incentive to get rid of her and her her her theory she goes you would think that with prices as high as they are americans would have tempered their enthusiasm for shopping and they would have pulled back spending on luxury items and she goes on and on but the essentially consumer spending rose two percent point two percent and online shopping jumped uh seven percent or whatever so her theory is if inflation if people would just stop spending which is they're supposed to do right but supply and demand

curves do not have uh morality in them right it's just people's actions that are based on a lot of things, right? Sure. But more importantly, it's like, yes, the consumer spending is like a tiny piece of the puzzle with inflation. The money supply being the reason for this inflation. Well, there's that. The majority of it right now is the money supply increase. Well, oil prices are a big one because oil is like basically the main input in the cost of...

What do you call that? The... Yeah, supply chain increases. Well, it's the most... You know, everything you buy has to travel a huge distance. But also, if there's shrinkflation, there's going to be an increase

in consumer spending. Dude, I... But that's the thing. You always say there's shrinkflation. So it's like, she goes, there's consumer spendings increased by 1%. It's like, well, right off the bat,

that could be explained by shrink inflation well yeah you get way less look so you have to buy more food is not the cost of food like menu items is never coming back down that does that only goes in one direction the only time i've ever even seen food prices in any material would change was the great financial crisis in 2008 and then subway was like we're doing five dollars you would need deflation you don't have you don't have no you don't need was the great financial crisis in 2008. And then Subway was like, we're doing $5 so long. Well, you would need deflation. You don't have deflation. No, you don't need deflation.

Yeah, but you would. Of course you would. The only thing you have is a change in the rate of inflation. You're not going to actually have inflation going down. But I'm saying, so... You have inflation going down, but that's the rate of inflation.

For example, like, you know, certain inputs went up a lot in a short period of time for food-wise. And so restaurants are like, we have to increase the prices. If those food inputs come back down because those are actually commodities,

those restaurants are not changing their prices. They're just going to make more money. Like McDonald's is not, maybe they'll be like, hey, we're doing some promotion and we'll have like a- But a lot of that's people's brains too. Yeah, the brains don't change, right?

But it's also like, it is the actual like menu, you know, like the, you're like economics, like menu costs and like you're just not printing new menus. There is that element to it, know, like economics, like menu costs. And you're just not printing new menus. There is that element to it, even though I'm sure a lot of them are digital. But if these are public companies, McDonald's is not ever decreasing the price of a Big Mac meal.

They might do a special, some promotion temporarily. Well, because all prices eventually go up anyway. So you go, okay, we'll be overpriced for six months and then we'll catch up to it. Or whatever, yeah. We'll grow into our, the Big Mac will grow into its evaluation yeah maybe yeah maybe but in terms of food when they say like oh this is your fault you're like no we had to buy food there was not an option to not buy food while we're dealing with these like supply chain issues and all this bullshit and the nobody's lowering like no restaurant in new york city is lowering their

prices of drinks or whatever like or food like it's not happening no that's just what it is and you know hopefully they pass that on to their employees the only way they would do that is if the demand like went down a ton i mean think about it rents are not like going up a crazy amount so essentially like no but if the demand goes down a ton they might yeah yeah i guess if prices of things do go down prices no prices like you know tvs and a lot of items do go down. I'm saying food specifically. The raw goods might, like chicken costs might change. But once they're like restaurants,

there's no way restaurants are going to be lowering their prices. If the demand goes down a ton. Maybe if demand goes down. Let's say a ton of people move out of the place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like theoretically. I'm talking about in practical terms. Like if you live in new york city you are not going to see the prices of anything going down no that's correct and shriekflation is out of fucking hand which

okay but here i'll give you an example a city is uh starting to boom and then everyone put their prices up and then uh the population grows a ton more stores open yeah and there's a ton more competition and the store is open next to you with lower prices like your choice sure and the competitiveness that is probably the way that drives prices down but i get your point yeah like there's no like dollars there is the odd dollar slice pizza still that you actually do see there's one there and they are packed there's one near here they are rad yeah yeah there is oh yeah no that's no two brothers on the corner though that's dollar 50 it says dollar on the sun yeah because most of them haven't updated their

signs yet no most of the dollar slice pieces in new york still say dollar price but they're dollar 50 there's one by the stand on 14th street and one last guy so unbelievable that they still even exist well there's other factors too anyways there's a million reasons why she's wrong. The other reason is you can't save cash as much because your cash just deflates. So it's like people spend more when they're like, you know what I mean? If they're not like sophisticated enough to like invest, they're just like, okay, my money sits in my bank account.

It just disappears. And then the other part is companies are giving out crazy amounts of credit. Yeah. So it's just like, so there's like so many reasons why how the hell did this person get to be like she's essentially saying like oh people are going on cruises and stuff still and you're like yeah yeah but it doesn't affect people of like that are upper middle class as much anyway no it never does and also you know it's you can still borrow

money and that doesn't say how much people are going in debt and whatnot and at which point you know we're going to reach some kind of crisis later on down the road where people are kind of like have too much debt and interest rates are too high. I mean, dude, this is more of a thing for the American government. I didn't realize this. The American government's cost of servicing their debt, I think for the first time ever. Higher than the military budget. Higher than the military budget.

That's fucking crazy. That is nuts and a half. Something like 40%. It's a bag of nuts 40 i think this is the number was 40 of all tax uh revenues in the united states now goes to interest payments they better get that fucking ai figured out pretty soon you know who's getting those interest payments the jews no um i'm sure some people think that but uh no that's crazy that it's higher than the That sort of stressed me out to be honest a little bit

Yeah you're like that cannot When you watch those cross on the chart That should not be happening And you idiots I know this is our hindsight 2020 after the fact You could have refinanced all the debt at 0% Like 3 years ago

And they didn't Alright well You could have refinanced all the debt at 0% like three years ago. I know. And they didn't. Yeah, well. Now you're financing at a bad rate. Well, now you're just paying the market rates or whatever. Which are not good. Which are not good, no. I mean, historically, they're fine, but the country's way worse off. It's not great.

This whole thing's not great. Yeah, and I believe Trump tried to do that, and they told him to fucking take a hike. I told you, man. It's 70-year-old people just fucking putting it on your tab asshole who's gonna pay you are my fucking stupid rube son danny he'll fucking pay it off for us he goes he goes hey just put it on my tab he goes but i'll pay it off in 10 years he goes but you're 95 am i okay so On the topic of AI Being the only hope to save it Yes Practice

But this is This is really really good stuff right here So there's a popular female coding Instagram account Right So it's a female coding I'm listening And Basically they post all this stuff about you know female coders

and it's you know memes about coding and stuff like that but it's a chick right so it was getting a lot of publicity it's like look chicks can code too turns out it's a dude that runs it right and there's all these dudes that have been figured out that there's money to be made in women empowerment

so the funny part is though the guy blew his cover because he tried to slip in some rational shit and that's how they busted him because he basically said i'll read i'll just read the actual thing um the account was called no bs coding career and productivity tips. Reality, it was Edward Sivos. But he said, in response to a question about the bias women face in the industry, Julia wrote, she didn't like seeing women as victims

because such a mindset turns men into suspects. Yeah. Nice job, buddy. And everyone goes, wait a second. Pulled back the curtain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He tried to slip.

He ran this con for years and then at the last minute, he fucking fumbled the bag by trying to... He goes, listen, I just think women are so great. We need more women coding and women should just stop

nagging their husbands. He tried to slip in one for him. Stop making us go out to all these fancy, expensive dinners. He tried to slip in one for him. Stop making us go out to all these fancy, expensive dinners. He tried to do a hundred for, he tried to do a thousand for me, a thousand for them,

one for me, and the one for me buried him. My secret to success is always being ready on time when the Uber comes. He tries to slip in a couple. He got murdered on it, though. That's tough.

Obeying your husband is the cardinal component of female coding. Wait a minute. That's so funny. Saturdays is a great night to code. You let your husband go out with the boys. And every time your partner is with the boys hanging out it gives you more time to code to work on those little coding problems and you just can't seem to get on by yourself you can't get enough of them but yeah i love the idea but he had an ai generated photo

but there's a lot of this business coming out where um uh people's people there's like ai influencers right now there's this one makes 16k a month as a model and influencer doing sponsors and shit yeah only fans i mean hey if you have enough followers on a on a you know enough people listening to you why not but you know how crazy that is just like a fake ai thing doing sponsors it is really taking jobs i'll tell you what though the girls jobs are getting stolen quicker because the jobs that are getting stolen first is what's the job and you go you go search this model clothes yeah like you just stand there and close and post pictures hot pictures hot you can't really beat a computer at that hell no computers having a harder time someone's still gonna make the funny things well yeah you could uh you know those women could beat these computers up until

you know a year or two ago but the we've essentially just overlapped and now you know computing power is so good and all this stuff that you're like yeah you're kind of fucked ladies you are kind of fucked ladies i mean i don't want to say it, but learn to code. The computer's learning to code. I know. That's the problem. I mean, guys, yeah. I mean, shout out to these guys.

The only thing I don't like is I don't like the dudes who are, like, if you're one of these dudes who's literally paying for an OnlyFans free fake chick, you're like, ugh. It's tough. Okay. We're going to, we have a lot of stuff we're gonna do on patreon.com slash the boys cast and definitely come over check out the patreon we do a new episode every but i just want i'll just do one because one of the things we did i there's actually a bunch of stuff but i just wanted to do one here is there's the covid reddit that the covid zero reddit yeah we've been watching and everyone's been telling us uh or

everyone's been messaging being like you guys need to do a deep dive on this yeah so we went and found a lot of the best ones among other things but this is just the type of stuff they're doing in there holding breath during very brief pass-throughs of potentially contaminated infectious air and this person uh this is not from three years ago. No, this is right now. This is right now. Basically, due to my living circumstances, I have my own separate-ish living space where I can stay with the doors closed. But I need to go through the common area of the house

to get outside. The entrance of the door is immediately next to the space and I step in it for two seconds. It's not exactly practical to strap on the N95, mainly because I'm adverse to reusing respirators. So if she wears an N95 mask... She... No, I'm just kidding.

This could be an alpha bro. Yeah, this could be a dog. They take the respirator and she puts it in a bag and then throws it out every time she walks into an area where there's someone else. I think you might just want to live outside. Camping might be the... Are you out of your mind? You're not going outside? Well, like in the woods.

Are you out of your mind? Like in the woods or something. You got the wrong girl, dude. But all the people give her this advice. They go, put the mask on, go through the space, and take the mask off, put it in a plastic bag, protected, use hand sanitizer, and then also wash the mask so you can use the same mask so they're saying if you go she's saying what she was doing is legitimately

anytime she walks into an area where other people have been she she legitimately like anybody who has roommates is like you walk through the common area or whatever or a lobby of an apartment can you imagine you had a you walk there and you're like, oh, hey, how's it going? And every day she goes, oh, I can't speak. Your roommate's holding her breath. You know what's so crazy is this is so... Almost antisocial shit.

Not even antisocial is like, have you not learned anything from the last three years? They already said you can get COVID. Your eyes are literally like these massive membranes. And if like a drop of COVID gets in your eye or whatever, you can get COVID. Your eyes are literally like these massive membranes. And if like a drop of COVID gets in your eye or whatever, you can get COVID that way. It's not just inhaling it.

Uh-oh. That's what I'm saying. But they don't even, you'd think the people who are all into this shit know all this stuff. Right. You'd think someone

would have commented that. Well, these are the comments they are leaving. I think what I might be more concerned about is if someone happens to be in the shared space and tries to chat it's a nightmare what are you trying to kill my whole family with your chatting she runs back into the room and she has a message her friend because i couldn't make it outside to get the mail someone tried to chat

so this is the zaniness that's going on in these covid reddits man holding her breath to go get like a you know go get a glass of milk tell you what i guess these covid people they can't even do meetups right zero because there's no zero covid meetups because it probably is a good way to know they do zoom probably a good way to be crazy though this is like this is gender studies but they don't meet up with you you can't that's the problem there's no meetups but no you you're right there'd be you'd be out of the crush pussy dude there's one girl that says see there's no reason to go to school because if she might get long covid and if she gets long covid she'll be disabled so she goes why am i going to university to start a career when i know there's a pretty good chance that i'm going to be

disabled once i get long covid that's a good way and you know what we don't live in a mad world we do talk about long covid and there is someone a few people have commented they're like you know it is real or whatever but you can't live your life like this like for some people they're like yeah it sucks and i have it or everybody like even those people are like yeah but you can't live your life like that they are lots of things that can and are and they've been doing it for four months yeah well they Well, they're all depressed. That's every second post is not going well. Patreon.com slash the boys cast. Tell a friend. Give us a review on iTunes or Spotify.

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