The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Golden Globes Snubs Us For Best Podcast N Word Lady Maga Influencers Diddy Doc
Episode Date: January 11, 2026The Golden Globes podcast awards go to the safest bets, a lady strikes it rich through racism, and which MAGA influencers are secretly gay? SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boysc...ast to get 25% off your subscription! True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first meal plus free breakfast for 1 year RYAN ON TOUR: Fort Worth -Dec 12 Dallas - Dec 13 Houston - Jan 15 Austin - Jan 16/17 Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - January 31 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Nashville - May 8/9 http://ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - Stinky farts 00:43 - Intro 1:06 - Meeting of the Ryans 04:06 - DATES - go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 05:05 - Golden Globes for podcasting awards go to some safe bets 17:50 - Streamer awards 18:50 - EU has more free speech than US claims tech comissioner 21:50 - Cinnabon n-word lady 36:18 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription! 37:52 - AD - True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for the perfect gift 39:22 - Pantones so white 40:19 - Bonnie Blue 42:35 - Weaponized whiteness 48:14 - Trump sycophants 52:23 - MAGA is gay / Tim Pool shootout 1:06:39 - AD - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for up to 50% off 1:08:44 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50off and use code BOYSCAST50OFF for 50% off your first meal plus free breakfast for 1 year 1:10:30 - Diddy doc 1:23:30 - World cup gay pride event for Iran & Egypt 1:26:21 - Riz God catches a charge 1:28:59 - The hot male chefs of instagram are oddly healing 1:33:19 - Revisiting Wiz: the Tinder for Kids 1:37:38 - Wrap up
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A recent article says that women's farts smell worse than men's.
P.
There is.
Well, we got snubbed for the Golden Globes again.
Best Podcasts, and I'm guessing it's because of your potty mouth intros.
You don't even read, though.
Oh, I read it.
The future is stinky.
Stop the Fartriarchy.
Also, gasped the Fartriarchy.
I couldn't choose between them.
You handed this nomination to Amy Poller on a platter.
I'm a woman's smell me fart is a good joke.
You know what I'm starting to think you don't even want to take NPR's nomination.
I don't care about the Golden Glove.
We could have met Jesse Plemons.
You know, I gave me.
you one job to start a preemptive
GoFundMe for the N-words we're about to say since
that's our only option at this point. You know what? I'll just do it
without you. Everybody knows that
women like to toot their own
horns. That's the spirit.
So a lot going on this week, but before I even touch and dabble the surface of that,
about six months ago, I told you that there was a war on Ryan's happening.
I know.
We mentioned in this podcast, Joe Hararra sent me one recently.
And by the way, the one of the Ryan's gay?
No.
Did you see that one?
I think I meant to send it to you a while ago.
Well, that sounds hilarious.
But study says a guy's name Ryan gets zero pussy.
Hararro's feeling himself.
Well, I got news for you guys.
The Ryan meetup.
which I've been telling you about.
I was going to do a speaker, one of those events,
it didn't really...
Keynote speaker.
It was going to be...
It's actually not dorky.
It's actually not dorky.
Danis don't have a fraternity like that.
Start one.
You'd have to start one.
It just didn't make sense for me to fly a drop.
Me, Danny Bonaducci, if he's still alive,
Danny DeVito, we've got a good group.
Yeah, it would be you and DeVito.
Danny Master, oh wait.
Yeah, exactly.
That's who Danies are.
He'll be eligible in 30 years.
You know, that's what happens.
with Danny's, they show their two colors once
they're not getting propped up by Hollywood.
So the Ryan meetup, I was going to fly, but it was
a whole thing to fly over to L.A.
It was going to be like a three-day event just to speak
for free of their event. That's crazy to tell your girl, like,
where are you going? You're like, I'm going to a meetup
of Ryan's in Los Angeles for the weekend.
I'm an honored guest.
You wouldn't understand. She goes, does it pay anything?
No, I was going to cost you cost me two grand.
What? Do you know any of them?
No. Why? They're named
Ryan. It's a Ryan thing. You wouldn't understand. I wouldn't ask you to understand. I wouldn't
expect you to even understand the surface of what it likes to be part of something. How are you
supposed to understand this? You wouldn't know what it's like to be part of something. So this is
the kind of things that the Ryan meetups up to right now. Okay. So they posted this recently.
Ryan, this is a boy. I can, we'll put a picture of him on the screen. Ryan is a 10 year old
boy from Kenya who needs $700 to fund his surgery to heal an injury. So that was up for, I don't
know, 45 minutes. Yeah, they covered it.
It's time to prove once again that Ryan's stand up for other Ryan's.
The young Ryan in Kenya needs our help.
He was diagnosed with chronic something, a painful bone infection that requires surgery to help him control the condition.
Happy to inform you that it took 45 minutes for him to get his cash money.
So he's recovering from surgery as we speak.
And that's only one of many people that this Ryan meetup group has been helping.
Nice.
So if your name is Ryan, follow them on Instagram.
Or if you're a Nigerian, just be like, no, my name is Ryan.
I need help.
The scammers are in coming.
Sorry, my name is Ryan.
Saar.
Fuck, I need that.
My name's Ryan.
My name is Ryan Smith.
This kid could easily not exist.
I need $45
for medical only fan subscription.
Fuck.
I don't want to be a cynic here.
The kid probably had a thing.
Yeah, exactly.
They saved a kid in Kenya.
But anyways, there's a whole bunch going on.
But, okay, I should say this,
because I just put Boston on sale at the Wilbur,
and the tickets go on sale today.
Rinalongcombe.com.
Also, the Chicago tickets are up again, Nashville,
and then this weekend, I'm in Fort Worth and Dallas,
and then after that San Antonio, Houston, Austin,
Toronto is getting close to pretty good sold out.
So Toronto and Ottawa, Jacksonville, Miami, blah, blah, blah.
There's more, but that's all the ones I want to announce to that right now.
But Boston is on sale.
Toronto's almost sold out.
And tickets for this weekend for Dallas and Fort Worth
and that's about enough of that.
I think I'm going to do Alex Steins podcast when I'm there.
Prime time.
Sign up for my mailing list, Dannycomedy.com.
I got a bunch of days.
I got Fourth Worth in the year.
I got Chicago, Pittsburgh, Chicago, a bunch of places.
Did I say Chicago twice?
Detroit.
Yes.
And lots more.
So sign up for the list.
To lead into our segment that I want to start with.
Danny's-Danny discount, by the way.
5% off of your name is Danny.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're not the only one who can fucking take care of our own, Ryan.
But it leads into our segment because,
Me and you, I'm on the road doing stand-up every night in a club.
You know, the side of the people don't want to say of actual stand-up comedy.
Yeah.
Danny's hitting the road.
They've decided the Golden Globes.
And a big thing we've talked about for a long time is these places, they make the wrong
picks.
They have no legitimacy.
No.
They suck.
And we were very early on that.
You know, when we were in Toronto and people were like, oh, just for last this and
that.
I met at the corner, our comedy club, all of us were like, none of this matters.
Oh, yeah, big time.
The thing is it used to matter, so some people were, like, trapped in the old thing.
Okay, we were saying this 10 years ago.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
We were definitely saying this before everyone realized.
We were the first to be like, oh, yeah, well, it was easy because you were like, we knew people who just did just for laughter.
You're like, what did that do?
And you're like, nothing.
They can't, you're still right.
And that's why me and you, you maybe more than me have always been kind of the analytics.
How does this make Danny money?
What are the dollars and cents of this?
It makes, if it don't make dollars, it don't make sense.
How does helping another Danny make me richer?
Ryan, I read this on this thing.
Have you ever heard of old head memes?
That's true.
But it is actually true.
You're always pocket watching people.
Yeah.
I don't see any jingles and jangles in there.
What did it do for you?
But more so, who gives us shit?
But now, in podcasting,
in a lot of ways, the reaction to that whole thing, right?
Where, you know, everyone realized this really doesn't matter.
Also, you know, the diversity stuff was going,
so strong and everyone kind of started podcast
and their own thing. So then
the industry has come crawling
back, starting with their articles being
like there's not enough women in podcasting,
too much white guys isn't broadcasting, why do
bros run podcasting? Then now
they're deciding we're going to do a category for
podcasting. And this is happening in four different places,
not just the podcast. Very timely.
2026.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, what's
happening with podcast? Well, Amy Pollard
didn't have a podcast in 2015.
That's the problem. Well, Arnette was still
at a, you know, TV show.
Right, so people like us have been doing, you know, when did our first podcast start?
It was, it was before Trump.
Before Trump.
Right?
Because I remember.
14?
Yeah, JJ.
Yeah, it was about 2014.
Yeah, to about 2014.
So now it's been 12 years, I guess we've been doing podcasting.
So then, uh, they, this, I'll do the stand.
The podcast one is more outrageous because Joe Rogan's on the list.
Of course.
Which is basically being like.
Or Theo Vaughan.
Or Schultz.
The entire, the everyone who owns podcasting.
I mean, the equivalent of being like, we're going to have a best cola award.
You go, ooh, the nominees are RC Zip.
Fago.
Fango.
Yeah.
It's so insane, right?
Yeah.
And the thing with these period is people, I think the point that me and you have probably made a while ago is when institutions like this, mainstream institutions say that we're going to have a podcasting award.
and they don't pick the people that deserve it.
They don't de-legitimize the people.
No.
You only delegitimize your awards.
Of course.
Same thing they did with like the Oscars, you know,
and they were just like, yeah, we need to have.
Remember the Oscars?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Years ago, and they're like, oh, you need to check all these boxes to be the best picture.
You go, okay, so then the best picture is just, I mean, obviously it was always arbitrary,
but this is like, you're making it very arbitrary.
Well, here's why it was more arbitrary.
It was less arbitrary, in my opinion.
It was less arbitrary because in these categories,
they owned all of the mediums.
So they are biased
and they have all this stuff
and people are lobbying
and pushing and blah blah blah.
However,
the people that are involved
in that conversation
was still probably like 85%
of the best movies.
Now what you said,
they're going to pick Best Boggs
but we're only going to pick
from a pool of them
which we control,
which is 15%.
Right.
And they're liars
because a lot of them,
for example,
it's armchair expert
with Dax Shepard
call her daddy, which is a huge podcast,
good hang with Amy Polar,
Mel Robbins, SmartList,
and then NPR's podcast.
Now, some of these are popular,
like a SmartList and Amy Polar.
However, they are,
they're fake popular
because they know how to game
the system of iTunes and Spotify list.
An NPR podcast is you're like,
yeah, they have the marketing of
they literally get federal funds
to push their podcast.
And do you think they do anywhere near
the numbers of a million other podcasts?
Hell no.
It's not even close.
Probably like the, yeah, I don't know.
Do you think SmartList does a third of Rogan numbers?
No.
Yeah.
And how they try to justify is they go, they're like really high on the iTunes list.
You go, that's not a list of how many views you have.
No.
It's a list of a combination of BS.
Like recent followers, reviews, this and that and this and that.
Call her daddy seems like the one where you go, that's probably, if you were going to pick
a girl podcast, she was part of the thing.
She's the top girl podcast.
Like that's probably the one I have no objection.
And she's not.
Candice Owens is.
But, you know.
Yeah, that would be something.
Candice Owens accepting her Golden Globe.
She's like, hello, golden globalists.
Thank you for this award.
So it's a real joke.
But they did stand-up, too, which I think was even equally as crazy because they did.
So Bill Maher, as anyone else seeing this, so Bill Maher was the best stand-up album.
I guess he's famous enough that whatever.
I mean, like you said, he said he doesn't even want to do stand-up anymore.
He's scared of his enemies.
He's getting killed on stage.
Yeah, the Marswindler.
But whatever.
Brett Goldstein, so I'm a stand-up comedian.
I've been a stand-up comedian for 15 years now.
It's all I've done for most of my time.
It's probably a stand-up and editing is taking up most of my time.
I've never heard of him.
Yeah, he's from Ted Lassow.
I know that now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the thing is the Golden Globes and, like, the industry writ large has such a hard on for Ted Lassow.
Right?
They're just like Ted Lassow.
He's also the best stand-up.
You go, what has he been doing for T'Loson?
two years. Actually, since you started doing Ted Lassum, we haven't done a ton of stand-up
other than this one special.
He went to set three times before we filmed this special.
Which wouldn't even be in the conversation of any green room of which stand-up specials were
good?
No, I've never heard it's been like, yeah, it's obviously, this year it was like Chappelle, Louis,
Goldstein.
Goldstein, you said.
Yeah, and you're right.
They make me talk shit about this guy.
Maybe he's a good guy.
I don't know the guy.
Do you think they just saw Goldstein?
They just saw Goldstein.
They go, we got to get someone with that.
Kevin Hart's, obviously.
That's the guy who deserves to be in there.
Gervasin, Kamel Najiani.
So I'll just say,
Kamel Nogiani, who I actually like as a guy,
part of the T.J. Miller,
yeah.
So, completely.
Pete,
T.J. Miller,
Pete Holmes kind of crew,
whatever.
But just to put it in perspective,
he stopped doing stand-up for 13 years.
I was at the improv a couple,
maybe like a year and a half ago.
And he was like, yeah,
I'm just trying to get back into stand-up.
You know, stand-up's got popular again.
He goes, I haven't been to stand-up in like 12 years,
and I'm getting back into it.
So I'm starting to, like,
try to put together this hour or whatever.
Some people are just that good, man.
Ryan?
just can't understand that some people
are just that good. Yeah,
Ted Williams fucking left for four years
to go fighting World War II and came back
and it was just raking, man.
That is. Ted Williams,
the baseball player? Hit over 400 in a season
for Boston Red Sox. Okay, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Greatest in her of all time. Well, that's what they're saying.
They're saying that someone could disappear for 12 years.
Yes, correct. You know, kind of
come back and start, you know, getting his footing
and you, lo and behold, it was the best album
of the year. I mean, the real question is,
who was the best Indian this year?
is because they probably were like
we want an Indian
or someone in that
I mean I'll tell you
Akash
who is obviously people know
are in the controversial
Akash stand-up special did better
probably there's also some random Indian dudes
where you just want you go
Oh no Hassan Minaj
There's all these Indian dudes
where you're just like yo
you have no idea this guy just
Oh I see them on my Instagram
and you go
This guy is like
You're like who?
Dude there was
Kipinipar Kipan
There was a random guy
who I saw on my
Instagram reels come up
and he was like an Indian comic
and then he's like
I have a new special out
and I went and clicked on it
was on YouTube
it had 10 million views
in the first 24 hours.
Yeah, exactly right?
But that's India.
Yeah, yeah, I get
well you're making English-speaking one
but the point of the matter is
you don't, if you don't have
and I don't know exactly
who is qualified or what
but it's like who are the biggest stand-ups
it's like,
you know,
Louis
who,
I guess they give him stuff, but like Shane's the biggest stand-up in the world right now.
The fact that Shane's special, you know, was bigger than anyone's.
Yeah, the fact that, I mean, Shane's standard special.
I guess Norman, you know, those guys.
But his special has what, 50, 60 million views on YouTube right now?
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Okay, he might not count for that, but you know what he did count for?
Best Podcast, and he's like number two on the charts.
Well, Nate, they probably would have given it to, so there's probably some reason.
I feel like Nate would bet them wanting to give it to Dave.
Sebastian, Manuscalco?
There's just so many.
It's just, yes, people that are moms.
But that's in the Kevin Hart category.
Yeah, but look, we all know that like the Hall-
Howard Award show is just this like,
it's a club, you ain't in it, it's a real circle jerk.
Yeah, it is a circle jack off.
Yeah, and this is just what it is.
They're like, oh, Dax Shepherd.
You know, I agree with, no, it's popular.
The level of egregious to me, it was just like comical,
I guess you could say.
Of course.
Where you're just like best stand-up and you go,
the Roganverse, which like, you know,
probably undeniably owns stand-up
comedy right now. You go, no one from there is in it.
You go, crazy. They didn't have the
people who own podcasting and stand-up right
now didn't have one thing in the top five
best podcasts or stand-ups. You go, what a
wild, what a wild, you know, they must
have slacked. Yeah, now, do for the
Golden Globes, because I know some of these, do you have to
apply? Yeah, people have to apply, but a lot of people do apply.
Yeah, yeah, I'd be curious if...
No, because everyone has big managers, the managers all do this.
Yeah, yeah, they just do it all. Yeah, they just do it all.
Yeah, they just do it. They just go.
Yeah, it's a few bucks. And I'm, again, I'm sure
I don't know the ins and outs of everyone.
I'm sure I can name off 10 people and you could have a reason for,
well, that guy, you know what I mean?
But I'm just saying,
yeah, it's such a joke.
So, I mean,
it's no laughing matter, you might say.
We're going to do a top five devices to shoot a bullet out of.
And then the top one, throwing it.
It's literally like top five best basketball players in the world.
Caitlin Clark, AJ Wilson,
the other one.
Top five devices to drink a water out of.
It's like, your hands.
A bowl.
Hey man.
A bowl's pretty good.
Cup didn't make the cut.
Cup didn't make the cut.
So this.
It is funny too.
I definitely drank water out of a bowl in a pitch in a pinch when I was in college.
Just got no one.
Just like, I don't, is that even like out of a plate in a pitch?
It wasn't even like, we don't have any clean glasses.
It was like, we don't have any glasses all of a sudden.
We don't have anything.
We had a thing at our house where we started a thing where everyone has one bowl, one cup, one plate.
Do you never, you never heard that?
Yeah, I feel like that was a thing.
Some other houses are.
But everyone,
Everyone had one item, so there was no dishes because everyone only had one item.
That's the way to do it.
It was just smart.
It was actually smart.
You can never convince a girl to do that.
That kind of minimalist behavior is...
And they didn't match, I imagine.
You all went down to Value Village and got your own one.
It was like some very kitsy, like number one dad mug.
Everyone had one of each item.
Uncle of the year, like mug.
You're just like, this is my mug.
Yeah.
So it is funny though
It's obviously made themselves
Irrelevant
But it wasn't just happening there
And by the way
It wasn't just the first
Also you know they're not giving it to Ricky Jervais
Sorry to cut you off
But you know Rick Jervais is not winning
He's acceptable into those people
I know I know
But just because his speech will just be
Unless maybe there's something
Where they want him to just think
Oh this is like a good sound bike
Because you know he's going to
It's possible
He's pretty accepted to those people though
Because he's just like
everybody wants him, everybody who doesn't watch the Golden Gloves are like, bring him back to host.
And they're definitely like, no, I don't know, he can't host anymore. I don't know who's hosting,
but I feel like they won't give it to him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They don't want to hear from,
maybe. I don't, I feel like I disagree with you. I'm not saying he will win, but I'm saying
guys like that could easily be given it. Yeah. I mean, he was won tons of stuff. He's
accepted. He still does TV shows and blah, blah, blah. Yeah, it's possible.
But it's the first year, too. So it's not like they wanted to, they were.
saying, well, yeah, obviously we gave it to Rogan
last year, we want to spread it around. You know what I mean?
You could... No, this is basically
first rap album at the Grammys.
We go, Will Smith and Maestro
Fresh West. The best
rappers in the world.
Exactly. So it makes
me laugh, but they did the streamer awards, and they did the
exact same thing. They tried to ignore, like,
you know, Aiden Ross, and you know, Asman Gold?
That guy's, like, enormous. So they ignored all
these people. I watched a bit of the streamer awards,
which it was fucking
weird, dude. They had, like, this
chick and she was trying to do
like a monologue jokes and she was walking around
doing jokes and they were so
bad. He was like
who because they, you know, they
didn't have a comedian host it which would obviously
have been, which is so weird because they have money
like whoever, like I imagine this is sponsored
by Twitch or something. I think it's like very
girl oriented and there was like it was some Asian girl
and maybe she's a big streamer and they're like well, she's
the funniest person in the world
but she goes and she's like
you know and can I's Kai Cicinette
you know he looks like Pete Ditty. And
everyone just like doesn't do anything.
And then the one guy's like,
yo, fuck you.
Just like this weird ass thing.
This guy,
so it is just funny that
the amount that they make the institutions
useless.
And that's a new one and they're starting out there.
And then the same thing happened.
Here's a good one.
Euroactive.
There's this politician.
She goes, US limits free speech
more than the EU, says the tech commissioner.
So the EU tech commissioner.
who's, you know, censoring, trying to censor Twitter and stuff like that.
She just, she said that, uh, actually, we have more free speech in the U.S.
It was just like, the only thing you do is make everyone be like, okay, well, you're a liar.
Yeah, yeah, you're a liar.
What's propagandist.
Dude, there was a, the, uh, Joey Barton.
I don't know if you saw this, the soccer player in, uh, he was like an ex, like, big time
like soccer, pro soccer player, and he was like, you know, a commentator.
And he got sentenced basically to 18 months in jail, but then they, they, they were
reduced it to six months of,
I think like house arrest or like probation,
200 hours of community service,
20,000 pound fine.
And literally all he said was that
they had these two chicks who are
former soccer players, like professional soccer players,
black one and white one.
They just do like, you know, the color commentary.
And he's just like, they suck.
And they were like, yeah, we're gonna like put this guy
in jail over this.
Like literally like just over this.
Like he didn't like, I read, I saw his tweets.
It was like nothing crazy.
It was just like,
he's basically like,
the black one's a DEI hire.
People run interference for it to nonstop.
When you say that,
people are always,
dude,
I was having conversation with someone
about the J.K.
Rowlings,
which who I actually called
JFK Rowlings,
because I also don't know
what happened to her.
What do you think of that joke?
That's good.
You know what my more important joke is?
I don't even know how the joke for it,
but I want to say that the dad
who these days goes to the store
to get Zins and doesn't come back.
It's all I have is making me laugh.
Dad went to the store to get Zins
and never came back.
Yeah.
But someone was happening with J.K. Rowling's, and they're saying that.
They're just like, I go, this is the thing she said, and it was all about this.
And they go, well, I'm sure there was more.
Like, and I go, okay, what?
And I go, well, I just think there's more stuff.
And I was just like, well, what are they?
Sure.
Because you've told me that you're so against her.
What specifically?
And they're just like, well, I don't know.
The way she, it's, it's all vibes.
It's all vibes.
It's not, vibes.
It's not vibes.
It's not, vibes is generous. It's not vibes. It's people telling you what the...
Yeah, you just be like, oh, people don't like her. And they go, she's transphobic. And you go, well, I'm not transphobic. They're therefore, I don't like her. And I'm not like, you know, doing the leg work to figure out why I don't like her. We've already decided. Just know I don't like her. And I already know.
popular position amongst my group.
Right, but that's kind of what happens with the EU stuff.
People will run interference for it.
But overall, anyone who says this kind of bullshit, you're just like,
okay, well, don't listen to you.
I mean, it seems like generally people in the EU are like, this sucks.
It's your buddy coming out to the bar and being like,
there's some girl that we're all kind of friends with and we're like,
yo, she's kind of busted out.
He goes, I actually find her fairly attractive.
You go, okay, well, he can't be trusted.
You go, what are you up to?
Yeah, what are you doing?
Yeah, what are you doing?
Because it ain't telling the truth.
No, no.
You're not speaking truth to power.
Yeah.
Well, anyways, there was some protests about the podcast Golden Globes,
and this lady that works as Cinebun wasn't happy about it.
She wasn't happy specifically about the Kevin Hart selection.
Danny, you've probably been going a little deeper on this than me.
But it was another back-to-back, go-fund me where a girl got 100 grand.
More, she's not 100.
Do you think it would be hilarious move if Michael Richards put a GoFund me up right now?
After the fact.
Yeah.
He's probably just like, dude, I could have made fucking close to Seinfeld money on this thing.
Goch Michael Richards would have been paid.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is a very fairly divisive issue just because it's, I guess it's somewhat unclear about who is the aggressor here.
I mean, I've, I watched the video.
Do you want to play the video?
Yeah, play the video.
Okay.
Let's play the video here.
And there was a, I don't know if you have the other video.
There's another video of someone who is in the food court.
No, I do not have the second video.
Well, I can explain it.
But, okay, you can explain the second video while I find the first one.
So the second, well, yeah, so the second video, which this is, you know, most people probably
haven't seen this one, and this is probably not the one that most people have made up their
minds about the situation.
By the way, if you don't know, Sinibon Worker gets videotaped calling this Somali
couple in Wisconsin at a food court in the mall.
The N-word, and she's like, yes, I'm racist.
You're a bunch of Karens.
Okay.
So I found their initial video, this initial video on TikTok.
That's the one I have.
So if you watch the video, which you'll bring it up at some point this week.
No, I deleted it from my document.
So I just had to find it.
Oh, okay.
I'm sure people have seen it.
But yeah, I know.
Anyways, it starts with.
But here's the thing.
you were just saying there's some
there is some talk
there's cuts in your video and if you're putting an expose
video and you can't put cuts in it
no you can't put cuts in it right you can't
because if you go hey look at what this crazy thing
this person did to me and then you start to talk and it cuts it off
you're kind of like well for all I know you said the craziest shit right there
yeah so I don't
body makes you a better person
I'm gonna record you yes
You want me to throw
water on you
That's niggum.
I am racist.
You want me to throw water on you?
I'm racist.
And I'll say that to the whole entire world.
Don't be just...
You ruined your life, by the way.
Oh, talking about...
You talk about this today?
This woman's crazy, though, eh?
You are fired from this place, motherfucker.
You are a fire.
You are fired.
Suck it.
Suck it.
Look how you fucking look like.
What's wrong with you?
What the fuck is that with you?
You're the ugly bitch.
Agile?
You're the ugliest person I ever seen my life.
No, we're not.
No, we're not.
No, we're not.
This lady, if you had sex with her, it would be super fun.
And she would damage your life.
Oh, my God.
No, no, you'd wait.
She'd be like, I love you.
This is immediately.
24 hours.
She'd have a knife to your neck within three days.
She would have hacked all your accounts.
Yeah.
She would have tracked down your.
your ex-girlfriend. She's like, I need your phone
password. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That would be
first date. Yeah, first day. She'd be
she'd be wild, like taking selfies
with you being like fucking... You'd be everywhere.
Yeah, and then you'd find out she had
an ex-con boyfriend. Oh, yeah. And she'd be
sending photos of you with her to the
ex-con boyfriend. You would have been sleeping with her
and she had a hidden camera set up, filming you
fucking her, and then she sent that video to her ex-con
boyfriend. Okay, so this is how nuts
she is, and you are correct. So the other video
which people can find
online is it was taken for someone who
in the food court, just filming this, this, uh, melee.
A third party enters.
Yeah, yeah.
And so basically what she was accusing this woman of was she's like, you were here
last week with a white woman, but you were white.
Like she's like, you're, you've painted your face.
She's like, this is, she's basically being like, you're wearing face paint right now.
And you painted your face.
She's like, you were here last week giving me a hard time with this white woman.
What?
Yeah.
So she's like, fucking.
cooked.
Buddy.
And so you're so right that this is a nutcase.
Yeah.
And one thing that I feel like in a weird way, this is what America's supposed to be, race
riots while people stuff their fat faces.
Like, well, you just eat a 1,400 calorie cinnabone.
Yeah, because people are like, oh, look at this.
You go, no, that is what this country is.
Yeah.
Is that two people log, they wait in a line for food that's going to murder.
them within the week.
Yeah.
The fattest thing, like, you know, we're talking bread's not enough.
You go, what if we put some sugar on bread?
Sure.
More.
Yeah, and this is like, we need a denser.
Franken foods, like high fructose corn syrup.
The worst.
Yeah.
Sinabun is taking your body outside and then stomping it in a gang style beat down.
Yeah, yeah.
You're getting curb stomped.
You're curb stomping your body.
And then on top of that, a race riot.
Like, this is, because a lot of people, you know, there's parts of America that are
almost too serious.
Like if you think about
Even like Texas guy
The Cowboys
Cowboys are a little serious
Like the sweet spot is Florida trash
Yeah
You know what I mean?
Like coming out of your house
With your shirt off
Yelling at someone
Okay yeah yeah
That's kind of you know
What you want
You know sometimes the Cowboys
Take it a little too seriously
Gangsters take it a little too seriously
The sweet spot of America
You want like a Jimmy Buffett fan
A Jimmy Buffett fan
A irate parrot head
Four he's four beers in for no reason
At noon
Yeah yeah
Well it's not no reason
It's just he needs it to make the tremble stuff.
Yeah, he's four years in, like a NASCAR, but pretty fun.
Like if you're not his family that he's torn apart, he's actually fun.
Yeah, he's a good, oh yeah, yeah, he's a good time if you don't cross him.
If you don't cross him.
If you don't cross that guy.
This woman, if you found her at a bar, if you don't see her again, probably had a pretty fun night with this psychopath.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's a good time.
She stole a couple things in the morning, but it wasn't like enough for it to be a big deal.
It wasn't an organized hit.
It was like a good story.
and it's yeah yeah she dug through your jewelry drawer she stole a necklace there was $200 and you're like okay well that's
annoying but sure sure it was fine you know I knew what I was getting into yeah yeah you saw the eyes
she took some cereal she took a thing a cereal on the way out yeah but anyways but so they what they
said is the woman and again this is just her side of the story so you know this is just one side of
the story is that she was she ordered uh caramel cinnamon
bun. This is the Somali woman. She's like, you ordered a caramel cinnamon bun. Punish that body.
And she was, this white woman was being kind of stingy with the caramel sauce. She was like kind of
watching and put the caramel sauce on it. So she's like, can I have a little more caramel sauce?
They do like more. And she's like, there's, it's, you know, it's, she's like, I can like heat it up
because it's not like coming out. And then she was like, do you maybe have some more caramel
sauce out back? And then she basically is like, uh, start saying something like,
about the bandana on her head,
referencing her hijab.
And like something like you stupid bitch or something like that.
I actually have,
hold on,
I can actually,
I wrote down the quote.
I have it somewhere.
But essentially that's what it was.
She just goes at her about this.
She says,
you see me squeezing that witchcraft bandana you're wearing
on top of your head referring to the hijab.
The husband can clearly be heard asking
if sexualizing your body makes you feel better as a person.
So they're kind of like,
oh,
you.
You got your tits out.
Sexualizing your body in your Cinnobon outfit.
Which I'm like,
that's also really not what's happening there.
I've never,
yeah,
I've never been like,
man,
these Cinnabon girls are fucking getting
like it's hooters.
Yeah,
yeah,
like Cineabon's pivoting
to like a hooters model.
Uh,
the supporters of Wisely,
which is just a funny way to describe it.
She's supporters.
Claim that Somalis were being rude and in,
and Somalis were in the chopping block recently too, right?
Yeah,
which I'm sure this is a factor,
at least in the GoFunders.
Increasing disrespect towards her.
The comment the husband made about sexualizing her body was reportedly also sexual harassment.
So she, I don't know if her case is that good.
Yeah, I don't.
But I don't think she needs the case.
This is internet people, you know, kind of.
Look, she is.
Internet people need, sorry.
She's the winner in here.
I feel like Internet people need to have a moral high ground where they need to go,
I'm right because of this and they have to jump through hoop.
She's saying, I'm a crazy bitch, but I fuck so goo.
I'm on top of it.
Yeah.
And she made the tics.
So she's like a TikTok influencer trying to hawk like all these.
I found her TikTok too.
Yeah.
And so she's trying to, you know how like TikTok.
Monetize it.
You know how TikTok shop is like,
yeah.
Sell like electrolyte powders.
Here's like some workout device.
So she's been for years trying to hawk just like this nonsense to her 5,000 followers.
Like she's trying to be a TikTok influencer shot.
TikTok shop influencer.
So this is her almost taking her shot.
Yeah.
Shooting her shot.
Yeah, yeah.
But then she made a TikTok was like this weird overdub,
basically saying she's like one,
She has like C. PTSD, which is like some form of PTSD, which was like to explain her
notso behavior, I guess.
And then she also goes, and I can't be racist because my son is colored.
Mexican son.
Yeah, but she specifically said colored.
At which point, the New York Post wrote an article saying she clarified it and that her son is
not in fact colored, but has some sort of condition that just makes him tanned.
Well, she said we have a blended family because my son was colored.
Blended family's also good.
But then New York Post basically was like
She found another thing where she's like, no, he's not actually colored.
He's not blended.
He just has some condition where his skin.
She goes, this is her statement.
The initial word could be referenced to a racial slur
except he called me a racist and I returned the comment.
And you have no idea what occurred previously.
By the way, there is tons of people on TikTok right now
that are white dudes going viral saying the N-word.
I feel like that word's got two generations left tops
before it's over.
Maybe.
I mean, think about it. Once people start, there's so many people, like, 6-9 was just like, I'm not black and I'm going to say the N-word.
But that's a New York thing. I know. That is a specific. But I'm just saying there's so many people they're just like, I'm going to say whatever I want. Dude, I listen to Louis' old special, like not that long ago. The first 20 minutes are him saying the N-word.
Yeah, yeah. Lots of times hard are. Will Ferrell said it on SNL. Exactly. Yeah. Like, that's what I was saying is we need to get back to that point.
Well, I think we are. My point is, I think we are. But there's this divide of kind of like old people. Like, you honestly,
like probably half of the Twitter discourse right now,
but it's like there is old people that are kind of like,
you know,
trying to fit within this prism and there's new people that are just like,
there's nothing you can offer us so we don't have to play by your rule.
Yeah, yeah.
And again, look,
if you want to be like, yeah,
we'll support this chick.
She's made probably four years,
you know,
she makes 15 bucks an hour.
This is four years salary.
I don't know if GoFundMe or gives and goes taxable.
Oh, yeah,
I guess so.
Taxable, but.
Of course it's taxable.
So she,
okay,
so she made four years salary,
I guess after tax, whatever.
But, like, it's a minimum wage job.
Like, she can go get another minimum wage food court job.
They don't Google you.
Okay, yeah.
You're not getting, like, a security clearance.
You're not going to working somewhere.
Like, it's a job for a 14-year-old.
Yeah, she got, so no consequences for her.
There's zero consequences for her whatsoever.
So they're almost setting, if you are trying to stop people from being racist,
you're actually not doing a good job by blowing up someone like that
because it actually doesn't hurt them that much.
Isn't kind of your point.
I mean, again, they were like,
dad and he had like a $100,000 year a job and now his family's five.
Well, again, the Somali people probably are not super online, so they don't know there's
this new cottage industry of people getting fired for saying the N-word and then getting
these huge fundraisers.
They're probably quite shocked that this is happening and they're like, what is it what?
The best is the fundraiser too, which I don't know.
Do they have a fundraiser?
I think maybe they probably had a competing fundraiser that didn't do much, but for what?
I mean, like, I don't know.
Pain and suffering.
Pain and Suffering. I don't know.
But the original fundraiser on Gives and Go started out of $20,000.
And then once across $20,000, $109,110.
And then after across that, it went up to $271,310.
$200,000?
Well, that's what it's the goal is.
Oh, okay.
But the numbers.
Dude, she is going to-0-9-110.
The fucking stuff that this woman will blow that money on.
I don't think this is registering.
that the goal was
109-110.
Oh, I see what you're saying?
Yeah, yeah.
I was like, what do the Jews have to do with this?
Okay.
Maybe the Jews are not.
I wasn't registering.
I thought you were just telling me how much money was doing.
No, no, no, no, no.
But she's...
I mean, I don't see everything in the world of Jew like you do.
Hey, man, this is the fucking...
You're so deep in your Jew videos
that you can't hear the word 109 with...
109-110?
What's 110?
110 countries.
It's 109-10 countries.
What's the...
I've never heard of the 110 part.
the next one that the Jews get kicked out of
and then 271, 310.
What are those numbers?
Yeah, that's why I'm not registering.
I don't know all these numbers.
People killed, Jews killed in the Holocaust.
There's saying 270,000?
271,000.
That's their official figure.
Specific number.
Okay, well, anyways, the point I was making
sort of is that this woman,
I would love to see what she is going to spend
that money on because it's going to be
fucking a bit.
She's going to, you know, she's going to buy
like a McLaren, you know what I mean,
and just be like on financing,
that you can't pay back, being like,
well, I'll just do another go fund me.
It's going to get re-
and say the N-word again.
And infinite money glitch.
Like, she's going to...
She just drives to Minneapolis.
She goes, tons of Somalis here.
This is like, you know,
trash woman wins the lottery type shit.
Essentially.
She's going to be so broke, so quick.
She's going to blow through that money
immediately.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She's going to buy someone to have to be.
you kids Christmas is coming up I bet those kids Christmas will be the best Christmas of all time I know yeah
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We've ever had well every other year they're gonna get Cineabon gifts are different
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some Sydney, sweetie,
adjacent
controversy
where Pantone,
they had the
220,
20206 color of the year
and they said
it's a shade of white
and everyone kind of
flipped out
and you're just like,
it is so far past that.
You go,
ladies and gentlemen,
you go,
we don't think people
should say white anymore.
You go,
people are getting rich
saying the unword.
Like you are,
it's a different error right now.
Oh, yeah.
Bonnie,
every girl's on the only fans.
You just need
Sherwin Williams
to just be like.
Who's that?
It's like a different paint company to just be like,
our color of the year,
N black,
or something,
and just like N-word black,
and people are like,
take my fucking money.
We're just living in just like all black rooms.
I actually hate this,
but this is not really a great paint color.
It's what it is,
America is race riots.
Well,
you stuff your fat face.
Yeah.
And,
and,
only fans.
But this isn't actually the Bonnie Blue thing.
She was not,
she's not American, right?
She's Australian.
She's British, I think.
But she went to...
Bali?
Do you go to jail?
No.
So all the articles...
People fuck around with these Asian countries, man.
I don't know what they're doing, like, with...
Right.
With Vitaly?
Yes.
And she went...
She's going to go to Bali and she did this bang bus stunt where she wants to have fucking, you know,
15, whatever...
That is the real trap, too, is like, once you bang a thousand dudes in a day, it's like,
tough to top that.
Well, she's doing a good job because she's like, now I'm going to go to India and bang 20 guys
but it's insane.
But the headlines were all she's going to jail.
They're just playing into her feeding,
into her press frenzy because she's not going to jail.
What's going to happen is,
first of all, the funnier part is the guys also got arrested.
So, I mean, those guys actually might be in trouble.
The guys...
I mean, that's a Muslim country.
Yeah, so if you're a dude that's in jail
for waiting in line to bang Bonnie Blue,
you know, that's the loser here.
She, if her thing goes to trial,
they can ask for export
just to deport her.
They don't extradite her because they why
There's no crime.
There's no crime.
They just deport her.
The way that Trump's deporting people or whatever
that they're like we're not going to put you on trial
we're just going to send you back to your country.
That's what they'll do.
They'll be like, okay, we just deport you.
Yeah, well, so India is just 87% Muslim.
So, and I don't know the strictness of their Muslimness,
I assume somewhat, but like probably to them,
they're like, yeah, that is a crime.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
like, yeah, that's not a crime in a Western nation, but...
Right, but they're not going to prosecute her.
Yeah, they wouldn't prosecute a Western, you know, person for something like that.
For something like that, yeah.
They do, but then you sit in the jail and then as soon as your trial starts, they just deport you.
Yeah.
And they'd rather, like, you know, let's just get rid of this problem.
Beat it. You're not in our country anymore.
Right.
That's kind of how that she faces a maximum of 15 years in jail.
Yes, she faces.
Faces.
And then read the rest of the article or the rest of any article.
Yeah.
Which is basically explaining that, yeah, except.
what'll actually get
she'll get kicked out
ban for life kind of thing.
Yes, it's not like she
yeah.
So that's what will happen
with those kind of crimes
but that's where we're
you know,
the world is in that kind of place.
So these people,
let's be honest,
whiteness is being weaponized
everywhere right now.
It's not just out of touch.
And, you know,
four years ago you might be like,
all right,
I don't know about whiteness being
weaponized and they're like,
yeah,
it is an industry to make money
from the N word.
So you go,
yeah, okay,
well you lost that one.
It's symbolic.
It's a reminder.
of who still controls the narrative.
They're openly mocking us, choosing purity white as the color.
So this is, you know,
like the idea that Pantone, like these people who pick this color aren't a bunch of
super liberal women.
I think they did know what they were doing.
Oh, you think so?
You think so.
Yeah, sorry to disagree with you there.
Oh, interesting.
I think they saw the American, uh, the Ameri, uh, the city sweetie thing.
I think that this will boost us.
Because, yes, I think a lot of these companies, uh, have started to see the dollar
signs and they're just like, we could use some controversy new color white.
Oh my God, what did we do here?
Oh, I'm so sorry.
So I think there's a bit of that.
Okay.
Some people tweeted about it.
There's a lot of people saying Pantone death.
That's not bad.
Did you forget to read the room?
Read the room.
And then the reason, the funny part of this is they said putting an inclusive spin on the pantom 2026 color of the year.
Indeed, we should question why Pantone decided that this was the color.
to go with. But that said, we can decide if we want to play into fascism by willing to call out
Cloud Dancer, the color of the right, or if we want to embrace it, and then they say, no, we'll take
that color back. So they're sort of saying, Black people, no, we own white now. Isn't a voodoo views
white as a spiritual color. White is similarly used as a cleansing color throughout African
religions. The Japanese also view white as a sign of purity. So we need to take back.
the color white.
You and a few other people.
So,
when you get to the rally,
you're going to be real shocked
at your fucking compatriots
who are like,
let's take back though.
Let's take back white rally.
You also like Japanese purity?
Yeah, we're just going out
of the take back white rallies today
to just reclaim white for...
This is chicks on the internet
doing thought experiments, you know?
Isn't everybody's house white?
Yeah,
this is people on the internet
doing thought experiments.
Is that like 90% of all home?
are probably painted white of some shade?
White homes?
I don't know.
Like on the inside?
Are they brick usually?
No, interior.
Oh.
Like the interior of like most people's rooms.
Yeah, I think so.
90% I don't know.
My head place is white like it should be.
Yeah.
Like God.
Big fan of a black voodoo.
Yeah.
Like God proclaimed.
But yeah, they're just saying we should take back white and you go,
listen, things are, you know, there is two different worlds right now.
Race riots,
synobuns.
Yeah.
Edward GoFundMe
And then award shows that mean nothing
That have completely lost any value
And the problem with them completely losing any value
Is everything you say
Not only loses value
But it's worse than that
It's to be
It's immediately thought the opposite of
And I've heard a lot of people
Kind of on the internet
Where they talk about there's too many conspiracy people
But
When people lie to you
You know like
I think like a Sam Harris type
guy would very much have the
opinion and I saw him talking about like the
Epstein didn't kill himself and he had this
clip where he was just like you know that guy's I don't know if he's
rage beating at this point but he had his clip and he was just
like a lot of people
talking about Epstein didn't
kill himself that's the dumbest conspiracy I've ever
heard he did kill himself and the onus
is on you to prove and blah blah and it was just like
okay if someone lies to you five times
it's actually not the
onus is not legally
the onus is to prove they're guilty
but public perception if someone
stole for me six times and then he was in the studio and our cameras were missing.
No, you, the assumption is probably that you stole them because that's the position you put yourself
in.
And it's not like-
I'm making the case for racism?
Oh, I'm making the case for liars.
Yeah, yeah, I don't.
You're extrapolating because that's where your brain goes.
Yep.
But you understand.
Yeah, of course.
The point that I'm making is that there is the, I mean, there's many proven conspiracies at
this point.
So it's not crazy to be like, what is, you know, obviously you could go off the fucking,
bonus thing where, yeah, you can go off the rails, but he's making an onus thing where you go,
he's kind of like, the burden is on these people to prove that this and you go, not really.
When you've lied six times, the same way, okay, have your girlfriend lie to her six times about
where you are.
And then after the seventh time, tell her where you are.
And explain why the burden is on her to prove that you're not.
No, she's, she might, if you got busted seven times lying about where you're going to be,
someone might say, okay, send me a picture.
Yes, and they'd be in the right.
Yeah, they would be in the right.
So in these situations where you have, you know, people at about a certain thing, like
the Epstein stuff, where there was so many lies.
Yeah.
You go, yeah, the burden is actually you to prove that you're telling the truth now,
for the public perception, maybe not legally.
I mean, all the, like, the Candace Owen stuff with all the Charlie Kirk stuff and, you know,
people up in arms over this and all the, you know, she's just tons of fans, like, biggest
podcast, and you're like, there is some element where people kind of, that was created by
all the stuff done previously.
you know, like we did, she didn't just magically get to how she is so conspiratorial and all these people believing her.
You're like, yeah, you lied to them over and over and over again.
They want to take no accountability for it.
Yeah, you want to take no accountability.
You're like, you kind of create well still doing it.
Environment.
And that's where the thing where they want to go, oh, these people are crazy.
You go, look at you.
They go, I'm PBS.
Listen to me.
You look at yourself.
Take a fucking look into your mirror there, bud.
Yeah.
But then on the other side, I'll tell you one thing that I don't like.
is on the Trump side
one thing that I really don't like is
that, and this is a lot of politics period,
but I've seen it a lot with the Trump people right now,
is everything he says,
they act like, I've been thinking that the whole time.
Like Trump could be like,
I think that we should, you know,
like let's say I think that we should bomb the drugboats
or whatever, right?
Yeah.
If that, like five months ago,
and you'd never hear anyone talk about it,
it and then you'd say if you had an argument against it they'd be like no i've been saying that makes
perfect sense you go everything he's ever said makes perfect sense you know what i mean yeah yeah well
they're kind of team players and he's like the yeah but it reminds me of a kind of uh when any
crazy progressive thing would come out like you know this and that and then people would start with
defending it where trump's got a thing where everyone will defend whereas like here are the memes for
example right uh when he he releases like the the deportation memes which we've said i don't
really like that and you go uh and i i think it's more offended he had one with marcello
Really? What was it?
They had one because, you know, they did the Sabrina Carpenter one?
Yeah.
And then they used another one, and it was Sabrina Carpenter and Marcello.
It was like a commercial.
That puts Marcello in a rock and hard place because his Cuban audience actually probably
fucks with Trump.
Yeah, although Miami just had their mayor election yesterday and they went pretty blue,
even though it was small turnout.
But so they might be kind of turning on that.
But it was like literally her putting like handcuffs on Marcella, like deporting them.
Tough.
No, but I don't like.
it comedically.
No.
And this is the thing.
People don't forget.
There's like Trump was like whatever you think about them.
The guy's kind of funny.
Yeah.
I mean the turtle stuff is funny.
Sure.
Yeah.
But like the guy who's running the meme account, it's like, uh, the context is off.
So I don't find it that funny.
And then if you say that, people go, well, that's because this and that and this,
you know, and you go, I'm telling you how I make a feel.
It's like, if you're sitting there, if I'm sitting there watching something and I'm like,
oh, this is weird.
You go, oh, you're being a pussy.
You go, okay.
Well, I'm telling you how I feel.
feel. I'm not, I'm not, I didn't show up, like, hoping to get mad. I'm just like, I'll see something.
I don't know. Yeah, it's just, and you go, what's the reason? You go, and what's the point of it?
It's in poor taste, I guess. It's like corny. Yeah, it's kind of corny. It's in poor taste.
Yeah, it reminds me of like open mic shit where a guy goes up and bombs every show and he goes,
you guys are all pussies. Yeah, edge lord. Yeah. I'm sorry, you woke tards.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, kind of, so there's a few things like that where, um, on the other side where you go,
I don't know
many of these people in real life
but on the internet
there's definitely seems like there's hordes of people
where no matter what Trump says
yeah that's all that's a
I've been saying that
yeah yeah yeah I've been saying that since day one
yeah I mean people
people love the guy
the white house intern
isn't as funny as Donald Trump
no no in my opinion
no it reminds me of like
you have a group chat with 10 people
And then you have one guy who's not as funny,
but he kind of understands the world.
Yeah.
And he's sitting that and you're like, all right, yeah.
I mean, no one in the group chat is offended.
You're just, like, I get, you're just like sending a meme of like the N-word and you go,
no artistry there.
No, yeah, nothing.
It's the guy who's not the funniest in the group chat.
But he's the edgiest.
His intention is to be the funniest.
Yes.
You know what I mean?
Like, he's trying to be the funniest when he's, in fact, clearly not the funniest.
Yeah, and he's trying to do that by out edging everyone.
Yeah.
And, you know, this isn't necessarily what funny.
is. So, you know what is, it's kind of just, the last comment to describe that, I would say,
it's kind of like you, you could, I would be, you know, when you're talking about how to solve
homeless people. And my point is not that, you know, just give them endless money and drugs. I don't
think that's, I also don't think you should piss on them. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
Like if someone was like, it's like, if those are the two extremes, you're like, can we find somewhere
in between. Yeah, yeah, I also wouldn't think it, yeah, I don't think if you walk and you go,
yeah, I'm just like, you beat in the shit of a homeless guy. I'm like, yeah, I'm like, yeah,
I also wouldn't.
I don't think that's helping the problem.
But overall.
In the fucking mega world,
first of all,
it turns out every influencer's gay.
Right?
Do you see that?
Allegedly.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
So this,
who might sue us for saying this?
Well,
he's not suing anybody.
So there's a few things.
The first one is that,
I guess Milo Yanopoulos went on.
And I'm not,
you know,
this is getting too,
little too deep into drama stuff.
And I don't love to get into the political drama.
People love it, don't you, you little bitches?
Well, for me, it's the problem is now we're in gay territory where you're like, no,
no, no, no, this isn't drama.
This falls under the umbrella of gay stuff, which is right up our alley, actually.
This is pretty on brand for the boys' cast.
We just would like to make the distinction.
We are not talking about political infighting.
We are talking about gay stuff.
Well, the problem is every time you have a group of people where their content is not an art form,
you know, where their content is like speaking or whatever, you know, whatever.
It's not, there's no, like, they're not athletes, they're not filmmakers, they're not comedians.
They're just kind of like, I speak to the camera, right?
It always inevitably ends in drama because that does the best.
That does the best.
It's the same as you have a reality show and you go, oh, they all just got along.
You go, low and behold, no one watched.
Yeah.
For sure.
So they all, and I don't really get that involved in drama because for one, I still have to make
stuff.
So I don't, whereas these people, it's like, you know, they fucking need it, right?
Yeah.
And we have to see people.
Like the idea you're like, yeah, why don't you just go trash all your friends?
And you're like, no, I see, they're my friends.
I see them.
Well, that's true.
But, I mean, if that's your business model, that's your business model.
And the other people get that game, too.
They all know it's like they get in these fake fights.
And then on top of that, I always, in real life, I always think it's like kind of a good
idea to avoid people that every it's the girlfriend that everyone of her boyfriends was crazy I also like
to avoid friends that every one of their last friends was now their enemy which is if you look at a lot of
people in the political world you go every one of the people I used to be friends with and collab with like
now we hate each other yeah yeah and then they're friends again then we hate each other and then we
do each other's podcast and sort of make up and then we hate each other again and you go I can't I have to
make things.
Yeah, yeah, I don't want to do.
You know what I mean?
But, so Miley office went on the, I think it was on Tim Poole, right?
Who just got broken, people broke in his house?
No, no, they, three shots were fired.
Someone just drove by and shot his house.
Which Candace Owen says is a lie, which is funny.
It's like the one story she doesn't believe.
I kind of wish I was there for that because that would have been, that would have been
something I'd like to have been there at his house while the shots happened so I could
have been like, I'm a victim now.
I would have loved that.
Dude, imagine.
End words set up to go fund me.
Dude, yeah, if you went.
I said it because I was scared.
Wouldn't that be fun?
Wouldn't that be kind of?
Like, I mean, obviously it sucks.
You'd be like, okay, I'm glad I'm not dead.
But once you got past that I'm glad I'm not dead, wouldn't you a little bit?
I mean, dude, literally last time I was at his, did his show, I was, we were like, you're in the room, like, waiting for it to start.
And I was kind of like, I saw a gun, which I, this is my Canadian brain.
And he said, oh.
No, I saw this gold.
It's like this gold plated, like, it looked like this really like cool gun.
But I mean, my Canadian brand, I go, that's like a fake gun.
So I just walk over.
you're just like sitting there, I grab it,
and I'm just like, oh, this is pretty cool.
And they were like, dude, you're all pointing it at us.
I'm like, what do you mean?
It's loaded?
No, it wasn't loaded, but they're just like, what are you doing?
And I'm like, I thought there was a fake gun.
And they're like, no, it's a real gun.
I'm like, and I was like, ah, and I just like put it down.
And I was like, geez, they're like, dude, you could have killed us.
I'm like, imagine if it went off inside my ass.
Yeah, I was like, I was it loaded?
They're like, no, it's not loaded.
And then I'm like, oh, and then I was like, oh, yeah.
you like people are trying to kill you
I forgot like he's like yeah I keep
a gun like he's like guns everywhere
and so Candace Owens you said doesn't believe that one
Candace Owens basically implied
you're way deeper for a girl you kind of hate watch
Candace Owens I don't I don't watch
so much deeper than her I just see this on Twitter I see
this the whole back on Twitter which I do
go on a lot but uh she essentially
was like implying and they're like oh this is like
kind of doesn't seem like this happened
but wouldn't there be like wouldn't everyone else be
have to be in on a two because he has like eight people there
Like if he was like someone came in shot
There was numerous people who called the local like
I guess this in West Virginia the police
And like got confirmation of police reports
Like it did happen
Well then I just how would even
How would you even make that up because you go
Like if we made everything out
No no I'm saying if she's saying that he made it up
Yeah if we had if we said there was a shooting
At the boys cast we'd all have to be in on it
Yeah that's a three of us
But he has like 10 people there
Yeah so if we were if they were making up a lie
That'd be like 10 people
And one of those people would have an incentive to go blow the whistle
on it.
Especially in that world.
There'd be too many, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Dude,
I'm going to start my own podcast on with this.
Do you see what I'm saying?
Like it would be too risky of a move to be like, we have these 10 people that
she was essentially implying like, yeah, his show's not doing that well.
I'm doing amazing.
She is.
She is.
And I'm like, he's just doing this to kind of, you know, make money and and generate
like some attention.
But it did happen.
But it did happen.
Yeah.
But then, because there was in 2022, which was,
which was an interesting coincidence on the exact same day, December 5th and 2020.
How is that a coincidence?
Well, they both happened on December 5th, 1, 2025, 1, 222.
But like, what could that possibly mean?
They're, again.
What does it mean, man?
What the fuck did that mean?
Again, but people see this.
Everybody's like, dude, everybody is Charlie Day with the fucking red strings at the boards.
They see December 5th.
You still haven't answered my question.
What could that possibly mean?
I don't know.
It doesn't mean that again.
It is just a coincidence.
Then he, yeah, he like, okay.
Literally, it is just a coincidence, right?
But there's certain people who are like,
there's no such thing as a coincidence.
Okay.
Right?
Like, if you believe there's no such thing as a coincidence,
you'd be like, he reported in 2022 that someone fired shots
on December 5th, 2020,
and then he goes, you reported that someone fired shots on December,
and people were questioning the, the 2022 incident.
Okay.
And then it happened December 5th, 2025,
and people were just like, what does this mean?
Okay.
Right.
And but Candace Owens was assinuating that it was a lie.
which is so funny because literally anything else is plausible in her world except
Oh, that's a pretty good point.
Like anything else.
Like she's now saying like the Asians killed Charlie Kirkers?
Like I can't even keep track of what's going on with her.
But like she's- Asians haven't had it too good for too long, man.
They need some fingers pointed at them a little bit.
Since they got out of those internment camps, they've been doing pretty good.
They've had too good.
They have had it too good for too long with none of the conspiracies looking their way.
It is true.
But she was essentially implying that, yeah.
But anyway, so Milo Yianopoulos.
Right.
So it, and we've been kind of talking about this on, in the rap world,
we can talk about the ditty documentary too, but the conspiracy is that like every rapper is gay.
And every politician is gay.
So every politician's a pedophile.
They go to this island to have sex with kids.
And then every rapper is like sucking dick his way up the freestyle battle ladder.
And then on top of that, every conservative influencer, they're saying is gay.
Yeah.
And they said, he said Charlie Kirk was gay.
Benny Johnson was gay.
Yeah.
And there was some more.
Benny Johnson is the one he's been going at for a long time.
Right.
Charlie Kirk is a new one.
But here's...
Myel just says the craziest shit all of it.
Like, I...
But, okay.
So I'm not...
First off, Milo, does Milo not say he's not gay?
He's straight now, Danny.
He's a flaming homosexual.
He's straight.
Okay.
He turned it off like a light switch.
Sure.
Prayed it away.
Well, I think that's what he says.
He praded away.
Okay.
But my...
No, okay.
So my point...
The idea of him fucking trying to fuck a woman.
That would be hilarious.
He'd just be like,
oh,
this is great.
This is...
Okay.
Like, Mila's like,
I was not having sex with a woman.
That's a good question.
Has he had sex with a woman?
No!
No way he's having sex with a woman.
At best he's just like,
yeah, I don't...
I'm celibate or something,
but I'm not gay.
And you go, okay.
Okay.
Sure, pal.
Well, from my perspective,
because you're sort of...
I'm almost kind of going against you on this a little bit.
And I'm not even saying,
these specific guys.
But his overarching point
was that the conservative influencer
spear has a bit of like a feminine
tinge too, like a little bit, it's a little zesty.
Yeah, a little zesty. And it is a little zesty.
Yeah. Dude, there's so many gay ones.
Oh, he said Michael Malice was gay, which
to be honest, I thought he was.
But apparently... I thought Michael Malice was gay.
No. So he's, apparently
he says he's not gay. And then Milo's like, yeah, yeah.
He said on Rogan
that he wanted the cum gutters.
Says he's not gay.
That is the gayest thing I've heard of my life
Why would a man say I want come guy?
I know I had this conversation with other people too
Kurt was like yeah he says he's not gay I don't know
What? Like newly?
Yes I agree
But my point is
Dave Rupert there's like
Out of the biggest 20 conservative influencers
Like 10 of them are gay
Yeah
And then the other ones are having catty drama on the internet all day
It's like
It is a little fruity
Yeah so the catty drama thing
I'm just like that's just what gets clicks in that world
You're like if you don't
No but you're a
rewind it now
and instead of saying
what they have to do
because they're there
start thinking
who gets in those positions
if you go hey there's this game
that the caddy drama people
rise to the top you're being like
well they start doing it
they got to be catty drama people
or the catty drama people
are really good at it like
Candace Owens has always been like
I'm gonna fight with every person
that ever comes my way it's like
lo and behold that works
so also the other side of that
is reality show people
you take like an actor
with fucking, you know,
no emotions,
or no, like a narcissist psychopath,
and that person makes good reality TV
because it's always something with them.
Reality show people is,
it's always something with them people.
And then catty drama people
do good in the political sphere.
It's not vice versa.
Yeah.
So you end up with all these guys
that are kind of catty drama people.
That's a good theory, yeah.
And then the catty drama people,
and you can't really be gay in that world.
Like besides Scott Pressler.
And on top of that, they can't be gay.
Because they're all like Christians, so, you know, that's a way harder sell in that world.
Because a male...
Well, think about, like, you get paid for it on the left.
You're like, if you come out, they're like, okay, you just gave yourself a bump.
Right.
Whereas, like, you take a hit on the right if you're gay.
Yeah, and masculine behavior is like, you know, a little more stoic.
I'm not always like getting fight.
To be honest, like, I don't know who I even think of, but the bottom, like, moral of what I'm saying is,
if you think of most big political commentators, they are, there's, there's,
It's like kind of a, you know, emotion-fueled frenzy.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Which is operating more like a gay dude than a...
Or a woman.
Dude, being gay in this industry is...
If you write and you go, hey, what would make like the best fucking most famous political commentator?
You're drawing a gay guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, Milo was that for when he was gay.
That's why he's not gay and he's kind of dropped off a little bit.
It's possible...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe he was doing better when he was gayer.
Yeah.
That might have been the secret sauce.
I don't want any secret sauce.
So that's the point that I was making is it's interesting that it's like maybe a chicken
and egg situation where you go, you know, all these guys in politics are gay and all these rappers are gay.
And you go, maybe there's something about like being a fucking sassy, catty gay bitch that like thrives in these industries.
And the two industries where it's very difficult to be openly gay.
Right.
And then you add that in too.
Where you go, you can't be gay, being gay is like the formula.
Right.
So you're just incentivizing.
They have all these shapeshifters.
Hey, I'm, now I'm the guy with the yarn.
Yeah.
But I don't, I don't hate the yarn as much as Danny.
I'm, you know, I appreciate a yarn guy.
I just said, I want someone to come to me with finished yarn.
I hate when a guy comes.
He's like, I have to tell you something.
Well, that's the beauty of it.
And it's all like.
Yeah, but that's the beauty of the yarn that you can never finish it.
I don't want to see the process.
There is no.
end game to the yarn, right?
Like you never, like, maybe with the gay thing is you could
catch a guy like red-handed, like sucking a dick.
Yes, the Larry Craig.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But for the most part,
that's the beauty of conspiracies is
they're like, they never end.
Well, I guess that's why it's good content, but that's why
I don't watch it. Yeah. Because you pay attention
to this world and you are
more put off by it. I don't pay
attention to it, but it doesn't bother me.
Yeah. You know what I mean? Sure. Which maybe
makes sense. Yeah. But like, yeah, I'm never
bothered by any of this stuff, but then I get the same
time I also don't watch it. And there's the other part of, I feel like that about a lot of stuff
when people, you know, I wasn't just bothered by the progressive stuff. I wasn't as, I wasn't as
bothered by racism. And part of it is that I'm like, I think everyone's so full of fucking shit. I don't
believe a word any of you're saying. That's, yeah. I'm like, it's almost like I'm too cynical to be
bothered. I'm just like, you're like, do you see how much as a guy's a Nazi? And I go, no,
he's not. Yeah. What are you, what's your end game here? Yeah. So I almost like don't believe
any of it, if that makes sense. No. So that, not any. But not any. You're not.
of it, but I'm like, my cynicism
probably leads me to not be
angry about anything in a way.
Yeah, I mean, I don't
let them do their things, I guess.
But it's interesting to me
that you kind of look at all these
entertainment adjacent spheres
and all of the ones
that are kind of supposed to be the more
masculine versions are allegedly
riddled with gays.
And I bet you they have a pretty high percentage
of female audience, too.
Depends on the one. Like, Kenneth Owens, for sure.
Yeah, but I'm curious about other, like...
Well, the drama ones for sure, yeah.
But, like, if you look at, like, you know, our audience is probably, what, 90, 10, 80, 20?
Probably, like, somewhere.
Yeah, 85, 90.
Yeah, because, but I feel like those probably are, like, closer to, you know, 60, 40.
Right.
If we started dipping really into drama, we would...
Yeah.
Because you just attract women, because women are just going like this.
It's like politics.
They're like, we don't like just politics.
We like politics and drama.
We had a clip recently.
You said this, and people would care more about the WNBA if you show a
their beefs more and you did it like wrestling.
Yeah. Yeah, it's true.
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But I watch the Diddy Doc.
Yeah, I didn't watch it.
I was on the fence about it.
I feel like it was just going to be more of he's just a bad guy.
It was sick.
It was good?
And it wasn't that.
And I actually know exactly what you're talking about.
And I felt like it was going to be a lot of the same.
Yes, I couldn't agree more.
And as a person that's been so fucking deep in this thing.
Yeah, of course.
You probably were like counting down until.
No, I'm just like I got to watch it.
Yeah.
Like to be honest, no, but I actually did.
Was the punisher in it?
No.
Which I just talked to him.
And I said, you got a fucking scam, dude.
They had some other male escort.
Oh, that's bullshit.
Yeah, I know.
But I kind of agree with you because I'm just like,
I thought it was going to be like the Nickelodeon guy one
where it was just, you know, okay, we get it four hours of fucking people crying to camera.
Four hours, where it should be two hours.
But they told the whole story of hip hop.
And the first two episodes, they didn't even really get into that stuff.
Oh, okay.
So it was very, you know, the big killing and all this sort of stuff.
So it was, as a documentary, far exceeded my expectations.
I thought it was awesome.
Okay.
But there was some funny parts.
I mean, the, so obviously it's making the case that he's not a great guy, right?
Yeah.
And there is, and he is.
Flawed individual.
Yeah.
My mom texted me.
She literally, she's like, I watch this documentary.
Bad, dude.
Bad guy.
That did he.
Funny while you're finding your text.
What was that movie you told me about last night or last week with the Chinese movie?
The gambling one.
Where he was like, that was the worst movie.
And then I was at the seller of the old.
other day and Lev was like, dude, I saw this,
whatever it's called, he goes, best movie I've seen in forever.
I go, Ryan just told me it was the worst. That's the worst movie
ever made. Leav said it was amazing.
I just thought it was funny because he's like, literally, dude, he's like,
I saw it and it was like so good. It's like kind of
like uncut gems, but like
with gambling in China.
And I go, Ryan said it was the worst movie's ever seen.
But that's, I guess, the nature
of stuff like that is, some people
say it's the best, some people say it's the worst. What's
a Brandeisi saying? Oh, the text
disappeared. Can't find it. But anyway, she's
bad dude.
The text.
Oh, so she has her text about Diddy on Vanish Mode?
Literally her text about Diddy documentary, just self-destruct.
I swear to God, this shit's disappeared.
I don't know what's going on.
NSA's in Ryan's phone.
This is two days ago.
Did I imagine this convo?
My mom's sending me messages being like, dude, he's got to be stopped.
She said you on Facebook or something?
That's, it had to be.
Oh, good.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
That's so annoying.
Dude, my mom DMs me on Twitter sometimes.
I'm like, you have my phone number.
Why are you DMing?
me on Twitter. I'm like, you have my phone number. I'm your son. You don't have to DM me on one of the
DMs. I probably checked the least out of any DMs. No? No trace. Rhyming it up. She, but she wasn't
happy. Or maybe she retracted it. Maybe she goes, I don't, deleted the whole thing. She goes,
I actually loved it. Not a bad guy. She thinks he's a bad guy. Not a bad guy. But the, and obviously,
and he is. Like, it's, this guy's, he actually reminds me of a specific guy that I know that was just
like a club promoter psychopath who would just like he would see he's just a pathological scammer liar
you know and bad person right bad person and then he became a drug addict probably which is even
makes it worse you know you add like cocaine into the mix of these kind of psychopaths but the one
point that probably and this was made by 50 cents yeah i mean i don't know how how involved he wasn't
making it you know what i mean but every person in the dock is currently suing him
So this is, and first of all,
you have all, there's four, like, or five main people
that tell the story about how bad he is.
They're all suing him.
And then on top of that,
every one of them,
their story is like,
yeah,
I spent 20 years covering up everything he did.
And then I, now I realized it was bad.
Like the one guy is like,
the main,
there's a one woman,
she was like, yeah,
and then, you know,
I'd have to do this and this,
and me and him killed someone together.
And then I know he ordered this hit and that hit.
And it was just all like,
okay,
you're a pathological liar as well.
Yeah.
By admission, your pitch is like,
I've been lying for 20 years about everything,
but now this is the time I'm telling the truth.
And you go, all right,
but you have five of those where your thing is,
I've never not lied.
And me and him were lying together for 20 years.
Then today I stopped lying.
So that would be like a mob wife.
Well, if you were on the stand.
Covered all the dirty work.
And then now you're like trying to.
But it wouldn't be a mob wife.
It's mob mob mob.
Or mob, yeah.
It's a mob mobster, you know.
So it's a little bit,
that's the problem where you, a lot of it is, it's like rats.
It's kind of, it's the equivalent of the guy that he's on trial now and he stands to
benefit from putting it all on you. So it's hard to get an accurate picture when every other
person is, I was involved in this life. I want immunity and I want money from dating.
So the incentives are like, you know, you can't, you can't completely ignore the incentives of everyone,
but they wouldn't, they wouldn't be, uh, they would probably not be considered in a trial like an
overly credible witness. That's, well, they, they,
weren't. Yeah, they weren't. They weren't. The one
of the main people, she
was one of the main people in the documentary
that she was like, he kidnapped me all this.
She was one of the reasons, when they talked to the jurors, they were like, yeah,
her story sounded so full of shit. Really? And you heard
the curated version, but like in the courtroom, they heard this woman talk
for nine hours and every one of the jurors was like,
this is, and this doesn't make it lick a sense. So
that's the only like downfall of this documentary. And I feel like
they should have all that I would have needed for them to even say that to be like you know and there is
the other because yeah like let's hear from a discredited witness but just like keeping like a little
title card yes she was discredited from the trial small it was a small take this with a grain of salt
something but then their whole documentary would have taken with a grain of salt because of the paint
picture they painted you know and they made some big accusations like he's ordering hits and you go well
how did they know that is this guy and it all may be true but the i think that if when you're when you're
painting a really speculative story.
I think you have to also say,
like, and by the way, you know,
here's the other side of this.
And they never really say,
again, I'm going too hard on that side
because it wasn't,
it was a good documentary.
And if you know, if you take,
if you knew,
if you add too much nuance,
then you say nothing, right?
So, you know, they are telling a story.
But the jurors were hilarious
because there was a juror
that was like an old Indian man.
And they're talking to this guy.
And the old Indian man was just,
like, well, if she did not want to have sex anymore, why not leave?
Like, it was a, you know, just like an old guy that didn't get the nuance and they're just
like, you know, but he groomed her into doing this and the guy's like, but she could walk home.
He's saying, well, we're all the six year old cab driver kind of being like, then why not
leave him?
Yeah, just if you're with a man who does not treat you, right?
Do you have to walk home?
Because, baby, I would treat you so well.
And more importantly.
I would never hurt you.
So that was the funniest for me.
And they had some good footage because he was, did he was making his own doc.
And I don't know if he was trying to make a doc to be like, you know, they tried to take me down and here's the real story.
Yeah, here's a real.
But they got that footage and all that footage was just like super incriminating.
Oh, really?
Dude, there's one part of it.
I don't even know what.
It's maybe not that crappy.
What really happened in real life?
but either way it just looks so bad.
He's trying to be man of the people.
He goes back to Harlem after he's accused of everything.
And then he's shaking everyone's hand.
And then he gets in the car and he goes,
I need some fucking hand sanitizer,
ASAP.
And he goes,
you know,
that's it.
I had to be down with these common people,
but like,
so shit.
Yeah,
yeah.
He's a germophone.
Like,
isn't that so funny?
Yeah.
It's just like what every politician does after they fucking do it.
Yeah.
Me and Greek goes,
ah,
hand sanitize me.
Yeah,
yeah.
stink of these poor people off of them.
Like the, yeah, like the cliche
bad guy, you know what I mean?
Yeah, not the greatest love.
But overall, I was actually really
impressed by it. I thought the documentary was
awesome. She's getting sued by
300,80s. Oh, he must be gunned for
his whole empire. Yeah. What's his net worth?
He's a billionaire. He's like a billionaire.
Yeah, you don't realize how he was
behind everyone, man. He was behind everyone
when, like, everybody was making fucking bags
too. I know. When you're like, yeah, I break like
a hip-hop artist and, you know, the label
can make $100 million
off of one guy.
Or off of like one song.
But then he had his TV show like Rob Deardick
style was making money on that level.
And then on top of that he has all the, you know,
Sean John. Sean John was big in my
fucking high school. And then he had
I'm sure he had a headphone companies.
You know you didn't. Oh, for sure. I had a couple.
I don't think I had a couple of Sean John trips.
Oh yeah. In high school, 100%.
I had a couple of fucking Sean John
shirts. The Pickering flea market was loaded
to the brim with fake Sean John.
Dude, I used to drive down to, but like, in like the 90s, we used to drive down to Buffalo
because it was like the only place you could get that shit at the gallery, Walden Gallery
Mall.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And everything was like so cheap compared.
Buffalo was always a big trip for clothes.
And they had like, uh, they had like stores like they didn't have me like when old Navy
was popping off in the 90s and they just like didn't have old Navy in Canada.
And you could like go down there and I've copped a couple of chan pieces.
Of course.
I didn't realize you had sort of a.
rap guy face?
I wasn't like full rap guy face.
I just had like a t-shirt.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was when...
You were into basketball.
Yeah, I was in basketball and stuff.
I heard the fucking tearways.
Hard to get away from the M&M era to...
Thank God there's no photos of any of this stuff exists.
It is good that you didn't have, yeah, like social media back in the day.
I do some...
I have sometimes been like tried to find them like photos.
Yeah.
Do I have any photo?
I did have a kind of some hip-hop swag, but it was kind of...
if I was always the band like skateboarder type.
So there was a while where skateboarding and hip hop kind of meshed in a pretty aggressive way.
Yeah, for sure.
So, I mean, hip hop was so dominant.
Like it's great.
Yeah, but it was kind of, you know what I'm saying?
It was kind of the, like a bit of hip hop clothes, but also you had skateboard shoes, kind of look.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Me, no, me too.
I had like the big boat, like, Vant.
Osiris.
Yeah, the Osiris are like the D.C.s, like the fucking huge things.
Those, like, fucking walk around like ski shoes.
They were actually like.
So why.
Yeah, like the Osiris.
My fucking be walking around with ski boots on.
They were so big.
Was it West 49?
That's where?
Yeah, West 49 was the big one.
The Canadian orgies know that one.
No, that was the version of what was the American one is the Hot Topic.
But they weren't exactly, it's not exactly equal.
But it was more just like a little more than actual skateboard store.
That was kind of the fit at the time.
Yeah.
It was just like some mishmash of all these different things.
You never had any shirts with Tasmanian Devil on it?
No.
Oh, I never had the
No fear of the Tasmanian devil.
None of that.
What was the fake?
No fear.
No,
Surrender.
That would be a fucking hot shirt right now.
No surrender was so crappy.
Dude, I was in a vintage store in Williamsburg on the weekend.
Yeah.
My wife wanted to hop in.
And literally, dude, I don't know if you've been to a vintage store like recently.
No.
Williamsburg is obviously like prime.
It's literal junk.
Yeah, that's where I got junk for this studio.
It's so, but it's so...
But it's so expensive.
No, no, not vintage clothes.
Vintage clothing store.
Oh, well, some of this junk I got out of the Williamsburgs.
It was literally like all the shit JJ wears.
Just like a shirt out of a case of beer from 20 years ago, $65.
Dude, they had this New York Jets shirt.
I put a photo of it on my Twitter.
New York Jets shirt from 20 years ago.
It was like a Lee, like, Rangler shirt, not even like some like Nike or anything.
$58.
And you know there's some sneakerhead.
being like, yo, that's elite.
Dude, for sure.
And you're like, this is 10 cents if you go buy this in like Mobile, Alabama at their fucking,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, at the border it off Amazon or Goodwill or whatever, but you're like, it is just
junk, like legit.
And people are just like, oh, this is fire.
Like, $65.
It's rare, yeah.
It's rare, but it's like not even rare.
It's the, the, like the, like the, like the, you know, motherfucker.
I'm with stupid T for 940.
It literally is that, like, where they have to pretend like the vintage store has
to pretend like this stuff is good, right?
So they were like putting it up on the wall, like some piece of shit there.
And they go, it's on the wall.
Must be sick.
You're like, that's garbage.
You're like, this is literally like yard sale garbage.
And they just slap it in Williamsburg.
And they go like, no, this is like fucking high fashion.
They're morons there.
I hate that look too, the vintage guy look.
Yeah.
The big baggy pants.
Oh, all that stuff.
Trust like an eight year old again.
There was a period.
You're like, oh, these NASCAR shirts are cool or whatever.
And people were wearing like NASCAR shirts.
And they're like, oh, this is like an original or like original like
wrestling shirts. This isn't even that.
Like, these are, these aren't rare shirts.
These are just, like, straight out of a beer can. It's just like
Amstel Light. Just like
free beer can shirt, $65.
So,
to polish off
gay news,
you told me this, the World Cup pride
match still on after Egypt
and Iran's objections.
So good. Yeah, I tell you. So, World Cup's
coming to North America
next summer. Tickets impossible
to get, I've tried. And
Why do you want to go to that?
World Cup? Oh, it's going to be sick.
A big soccer guy?
When it's the World Cup.
I've been, I went in 94
in Pontiac, Michigan, Pontiac Silverdome, Brazil versus Sweden.
Pay me not to go to that?
No, I don't know. Dude, the World Cup is sick.
If you're in a sports, you're not really a sports guy.
I don't consider soccer sports.
Sorry.
Tusha.
But anyways, they have, so Seattle is one of the cities.
More into sports than you.
fucking dust you at Pac-Dod.
Fuck-Bud.
Seattle has,
I mean, I can barely escape,
but Seattle has a game or several games,
and one of their games is, like,
during Pride Week.
And so before they even announced the teams,
the groups or anything,
they're like, Seattle is having, like, a Pride game.
And then the way the groups,
because the group's like a random draw,
so the random draw just happened to be,
so now...
Do they actually show you the random draw?
Yeah, they do like a random draw.
Trump, like, did one for, like, USA.
So they actually is random.
For the groups, yeah.
I think it's somewhat, I think it's random or it's somewhat, like, there is some, like,
it's random to a degree because they don't want, like, four top teams in one group.
Because, like, so there is some ranking element.
But anyways.
But who gets the Pride games random?
Egypt, yeah.
Well, there could have been, I think, uh, it was like Belgium versus somebody or Egypt
versus Iran.
And they gave it to Egypt versus Iran to play the Pride game.
And Egypt and Iran are not happy about this.
We're not pumped about this.
They're just like, what is, first off, they go, what's that?
They go, what is pride?
Oh, yes, we do have pride.
Yeah, we're very proud of our countries.
This is a different type of pride.
This is pride in being a homosexual.
Oh, fuck.
And then they said, what's that?
It's sort of rubbing it in.
Yeah, kind of.
They're not pumped about having to do the pride game.
And you know, like, because especially it's in North America and America, like,
they're not going to let them out of this.
They're not going to let them complain their way out of,
playing this game.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, yeah, so I don't know.
So they actually, all these, yeah, the Aetolas, oh, he's going to skip that one, but.
Yeah, he'll skip the pride game.
Yeah, this is like Hitler at the Olympics after we watch Jesse Owens.
Fucking dust them.
Not going to like that.
Doesn't that suck?
Dude, that's so funny that Egypt and Iran.
I hope people throw dildos on the field for that one.
Oh, come on.
Start a polymarket.
Yeah, I hope the dildo throwers come back for Egypt versus Iran.
God damn.
That's a wild one, though.
Yeah. Could have been any teams. It's just...
You know, actually, I don't even...
I hate, like, uh, too speculative, but we had, we talked so much about the Riz God.
Yeah. And he got, he got like an assault charge.
If people remember the Riz God, we covered him probably a year or two ago.
He did these pickup artists and...
This Indian guy from Toronto, pick up artist.
But all of his videos were kind of in the vein of like, just a normal day.
So I usually have like five or six girls over in the morning.
And then, you know, afterwards, like, you know, I bring a girl over.
I'm reading a book. She just comes and wants to suck my dick.
I say, fine, I go back to reading.
Another girl comes over, she sucks me off.
Then I had to go to work, so you wanted to suck me off.
So I go, you can come in the car and suck me off in the car.
But then you're going to have to wait in the car if you want to suck me off again.
So I go to my job, I come back, sucked me off again.
Like his whole thing was just selling pickup artist courses.
Yeah, but it's funny because when he caught a charge.
Got multiple charges.
Right.
But when they, if you're like a pickup artist, they read so bad.
He had no shit.
When he goes, you know, you know, he's accused of assault.
a man who sells the program
Day Game Mastery is a way to open,
hook, and close.
His lawyer is like
definitely hoping to strike day game mastery
from the record.
Getting past no.
He claims he's helped thousands of guys
master the art of pulling nines.
He has a course on how to
juggle five girlfriends at once.
Oof.
Yeah, but like,
when you run courses like that,
you catch a chart.
it goes hard, right?
And you know,
like once this is being publicized
because I think he caught one charge
and then he had,
they said he had a preview.
I didn't know if it was the same guy.
We couldn't figure out of the same guy forever.
No, I said instantly.
I go, this is for sure.
I wasn't sure.
No, they weren't saying Riz God.
Well, I don't call Riz God.
That's not his legal name, Ryan.
I thought the articles might say Riz God,
though.
I was surprised that there is God,
but if you look for his,
because he's kind of
mostly scrubbed from Instagram
and maybe that's because of all this.
stuff, but, because I was trying to find the Rizgod videos, and they're all, you can't find him.
Oh, I think he switched his Riz God into like a legit, tried to be like an actual pickup artist.
Oh, okay. So the Riz God, yeah, he pivoted from Riz God because the Riz God stuff.
I think he pivoted. I think he got rid of Riz God.
Oh, okay. I couldn't find Riz God stuff, but I wasn't sure if it was related.
But yeah, he had like previous sexual surchargers that were dropped.
And then I think because of these new ones, another woman came out and was like he also did
that to me. And I'm sure there will be more.
Turns out he's not quite the Riz God after all.
Yeah.
do you think there's a conspiracy to take down the god?
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I'm not putting this in conspiracy territory.
So,
Huffington posted this article saying,
The Hotmail chefs of Instagram are oddly healing.
And it's just funny to me,
because they are basically saying, like,
women can be purves, too.
That is the gist of it.
And it's true,
because they would be,
the point of view of this is, like,
you know, men are out here,
ogling women and stuff like that.
And then the next article is,
just like, it's actually women
gnagle, too. They always start with this is
bad, and it always ends with, we can
do it too. We can do it too, and it's good.
And it's good when we do it. Still kind of
bad when you do it. We're trying to square that
contradiction. Yeah.
We also have to square this with women belong in the kitchen.
Or women don't belong in the kitchen. Oh,
yes. So I guess they also have that.
The equal opportunity voyeurism
enabled by such content feels
oddly healing. There is a genuine delight
to be had in watching the
content creator fingering the finger food,
and here's why it does for us
would men have always had the luxury
of doing in plain sight, fantasize
so women can fantasize about
hot dudes on the internet too.
Are guys making content where they're just like
fingering food? Yeah I guess there's some of the
There's a few of these dudes on the internet
that like make shirtless cooking videos
But they're shirtless and they're just like
For these fucking fat hos in the Midwest
They're just like giving her one of these like
Yeah just all like stuff in the foods and stuff
they make the dissonance of coping with man-caused heartache so men are so bad that we have to look at
it's men's fault actually that they're it's good that we're doing it and it's your fault if if you think
it's bad it's your fault it's actually doing it because it's empowering for us but it's still your fault
and bad so there's a lot going on here and the continuing attraction to men palatable straight
women bruised by misogyny drained by mankeeping deserve to enjoy the sight of
of vainy forearms
dusted with flour
and a large hand
plunging a skewer into meat
this stuff
by the way
can you imagine
your girl being like
why's your fucking algorithm
just all hot chicks
and you're just like
men have been through
the torturous
Yeah
It's like she's literally
jacking off a cucumber
Male divorce codes
Are rigged against men
I go why are you fucking
Jack off the porn
12 times a day
The plight of men
There's a male loneliness
Epida, you know.
Don't understand.
Yeah, you don't understand what men have been through.
You go, do you just sitting in your fucking house all day?
Instead of watching your kids, you're sitting on TikTok,
80 pounds overweight, just watching, like, naked dudes, like, cook food.
And you go, the patriarchy?
Yeah.
Patriarchy doesn't want us watching this content.
Despite the concessions, females have earned for womankind.
Women have not been able to do our riff on the construction crew cat call.
We have not been able to.
Society has stopped us from,
Do you know what?
Do you know how why they don't do the cat call of construction workers?
Because it ends with yes.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
Sure.
Because you want to meet me in the porta potty in two minutes?
Because you want to fuck in the porta potty?
Absolutely, I would fuck in the port of potty.
Why can't women, cat call?
You can't.
Open to spontaneous public declarations of desire risk,
attracting reputational, even physical harm.
But clipped from these accounts,
physical harm, you think if you say,
hey, I want to suck you off to a construction worker,
he's going to punch you? No.
I don't think. The thing is, these women haven't tried
this once. So they're
assuming this world exists where they're like,
yeah, I'm going to get assaulted. You go, no, you're going to get
taken up on your offer. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, and they go, well, I didn't want to, though.
Well, then maybe he didn't either. He was just doing it. Don't do it.
To flatter you. And by the way,
sometimes that is true. When you see
like guys that just, I told you, we've had friends
that, uh, in the Toronto comedy scene where they
cat call all the time and they're not trying to smash.
Not to say they would never, but it's a pathological obsession for these people.
Yeah.
And women like being cackold occasionally.
Well, sure.
I'm sure some do.
Depends on how normalized it is in what culture they're a part of, you know?
And the person doing it.
And the person doing it.
And the person is a big factor.
Depends a lot in the person doing it.
Yeah.
There's a homeless dude at Grand Central Station's not really doing it for you the same way as some guy in like a three-piece suit.
I know.
And then lastly
We had
We talked about this on the podcast
That whiz the Tinder app for kids
Which we said
This was kind of part of a
A narrative that I have
That these tech guys are getting out of hand
And if they don't get it under control
Someone else is going to get it under control for them
You can't have Tinder for kids guys
I don't care how much money there is to be made
It's insane pitch
You can't have Tinder for kids
Like that nobody stopped you
This feels like a prank video
It does feel
feel like a Jamie Kennedy experiment or something.
Yes.
Tinder.
You're like undercover at like a big like a VC conference or something, you know,
and you're pitching to see like who will accept it.
Yeah, yeah.
How much of scat?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, like how about scummy like the VCs are where you're pitching Tinder for kids
and you're getting like the one guy to be like, sounds like a good idea.
Can I write you a check on it right now?
Exactly like that.
But they did it.
And then we kind of talked about this a while ago and that, you know, month and a half,
two months later, maybe longer.
probably longer probably three months later
it's kind of turned into
now everyone's caught onto this and being like
what the fuck well they're like there's multiple
multiple reports of like yeah there's like 50 year old men on
tinder for kids oh yeah attending to be 14
oh a ton yeah it's a menu for pedophiles you freaks
yeah for sure tinder for kids like i mean
you say tinder for kids and there's some uh light bulbs go off
and say we just want kids to make friends
yeah yeah yeah you well they don't have
an area
why about this
an app for kids to
meet up and massage each other
what are you doing
yeah you go do they not go to school
like do they not have schools to
to make friends they
Tinder for kids I mean if I had a kid
you're forced into a situation
when you even have to explain to these people
why this is fucking nuts
no it's like if your kids just like hey I met a friend
on the internet I'm going to hang out with you're like
no you're not and we're signing you have for hockey
yeah yeah you play hockey
you haven't been able to figure out how to make friends
in school so
extracurriculars until you figure out to make a fucking
friend.
Found an app where swipe on another.
Swipe right, swear.
Dude,
Australia did the opposite.
They banned it.
I know.
I know.
Which it actually went through.
Yeah, yeah.
Like literally banned under 16.
But I believe it actually went through.
Yeah, well, it was planned for a while.
I think December 10th was the day.
And then I didn't realize it was YouTube.
I thought it was like TikTok and Snapchat and stuff.
They banned YouTube.
Wow.
For under 16.
I don't know if there's...
That one's a little harder because you just be signed in on your parents' account.
I guess.
but I guess your parents probably
they put some controls on to limit you
and like Twitch and all this stuff
with you know kids are huge in a live streaming
Yeah there I wonder it's gonna be an experiment
Like are those Australian kids more successful or less successful
Yeah I mean the question is
You know obviously when we were 16
Like you know we figured out ways to buy alcohol
Is it just that all over again?
It's not gonna be on that level because it's you can figure out ways
But you can't figure out ways for it to like take over your whole life
Like it's probably doing for most 15 year olds
Where that you live on that fucking
screen, man. It's planted onto your head. Yeah, yeah. And those kids probably all have phones and stuff.
So, but I mean, there were some kids who were like, yeah, I'm a content career. Like, I'm trying to be an
actor. And I'm a 15 year old content creator, which really, if you think about it, it's not much
different. If you put your kid into acting when they're eight, it's not a crazy thing to be like,
go start making some TikToks. Of course. Show off. And that's how you become an actor now anyways,
is having a big social media. So those kids are like, well, we're getting fucked because you just
shut down. Well, that's the part of it where you're potentially putting these kids at a disadvantage.
if they stay in Australia, everyone else there had that disadvantage too.
True.
But the world is increasingly operating at the internet.
And the problem with all these things is it only works if everyone else does it.
And if everyone else doesn't do it, you kind of have,
there might be you're screwing your kids where they're like,
oh, I want to, you know, you just, they have such a different idea of how the internet works.
Yeah.
And also if it's better.
It might also be less fucking mental.
Yeah.
Like if it benefits, you know, 95% of kids and there's 5% of kids who are getting the
raw end of the deal.
that's most policies generally so yeah and then you yeah you might be like very well it took you
you longer to you know you were kind of behind when it came to internet stuff and it was just like yeah but
I also I don't have nine psychiatrist appointments every week I'm not on fucking 15 SSRIs yeah
yeah we'll see I think there's another country that's planning on doing this or others but you know
every country's looking at this for sure yeah but it's I mean it's not I'm in that many places but
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