The Boyscast with Ryan Long - HARRY & WEINER (Princess & Anthony)

Episode Date: June 11, 2021

Princess Harry, Anthony Weiner, John NOT a Legend, and talkin about how we can't take hollywood people and politicians at face value, New Inventions like love adiction, and Lockheed Martin's hilarious workplace Training to purge whiteness Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead But we don't end forever, but we don't end forever Boyscast! Episode 69 plus 1 69 plus 1, so it's still noice, but a little less noice Yeah, not quite as nice. Right before I got here, I ran today. Dude, I've seen this a ton of times,

but that girls don't know how to run. I know this sounds ridiculous out of the gate, but... Yeah, bitches be running. These bitches never learn to run. Bitches be running. So, I'm on the track, and she's running. Okay okay you know how you run on the track no no on the path but you know how she her feet don't touch at the same time so she's running

like she's jumping she's like one leg up one leg up one yeah it's like you're hopping right yeah and then she starts taking instagram stories of herself Yeah, well, you just figure out her motives. She wasn't in it for... Yeah, but you never learn to run? Of all the things. It's like seeing a guy in the pool and he's just splashing around. But then he starts filming himself. She never learned to run. That's like if you ever hear about an adult drowning in a pool.

And you're like, I get the ocean or something. But you're like, you just can't live? You never learn to swim? But it's not even swim. We're not asking you to do length. You're just not dying. You don't have that basic... You ever see that thing where they'll drop a baby

and it seems pretty crazy. A new baby and they drop it face first in the water and then the baby figures out how to turn over. You have to actively not know how to swim. You have to actively be trying to die essentially. I guess. I don't know if you saw it because Baze Fauci was a hit. not know how to swim yeah you have to actively be trying to die essentially i guess it's like well i don't know if you saw because base fauci was a hit but um so base fauci was in the news

and just like uh not being very based though no he was being kind of well people always uh he was more evil fauci in the news because you, base Fauci is, you know what he's, you know, this kind of stuff he's into. I know the kind of stuff this dog's up to. But in the, so the clip I watched, if you saw it, he essentially comes out and he was like, he goes, anyone who disagrees with me is disagreeing with science because I am science. I am the science.

Yeah, yeah. It's like I am the law, but it's I am the science. He goes, you want to talk science? I am the science yeah yeah it's like i am the law yeah that's what it is he goes i you know you want to talk science i am the science and he goes they're clowns he goes any attack on me is an attack on science yeah it's kind of you know what it's one of those things because they always talk about you know every good one has their group like if you're a woman you go if you attack me you attacked woman you might as well be punching a woman in the face if you have anything bad to say about me but then he he found his niche to be a victim he attached himself to science i mean i will say that some of the people who are anti-fauci you go what is your beef with him and they go i hate covid what are you

talking about what do you like some people who are like the you like i'm not saying he has there's a legitimate beast but some people's like beef are like, they just hate COVID. And he was the bearer. He was the bringer of bad news. It's like, don't shoot the messenger. They're literally just like, fuck the messenger. Sure. But he's such a bologna factory.

Yeah. There's, I've never. You talking to your dad much recently? This guy is a fucking turkey. This guy is a factory of boney and he you know it's always that thing where every three months he's i mean we don't even go into the contradictions walking contradiction so he but anyways i just thought that's so funny it's you know it's the same thing anyone does like you attack me you were attacking the chinese yeah you know you bring it in but him

he goes anyone who says anything bad about me you might anti-science you might as well be dick slapping science go hey fauci i saw your wife with a bit of a shiner there he goes wait you don't like science that's what it is he goes yeah my wife was talking shit about science. The cops show up. Turns out my wife's eye socket's a little bit anti-science there. That was actually crazy. Remember in the 90s on SNL, they used to do sketches about Bill and Hillary Clinton, but it was cops. And there was like cops were showing up for like a domestic assault at fucking the Clinton's house. And it was literally like Bill Clinton would have a shiner.

This is like 92. and she would yeah and she would be beating yeah fauci shows up and he brings his girl ah she fell down the stairs uh being anti-science science pushed her down the stairs how's gravity bitch she didn't believe in gravity and then she goes to fucking fly her down the stairs that was my old joke about anyone who said they had fibromyalgia because basically fibromyalgia is like a made-up thing for girls that they'll go um i'm just always in pain a little bit and you can they never can explain exactly what no if you ever ask someone what fibromyalgia is and you'll get these insane answers, they go, Oh,

it's like a, it's like a sort of a mixed, a mixed disease. It's like a bunch of them all. It's so funny. It's like they had a cure. I'm always in pain. Yeah. They had a cure for COVID in a week and they can't figure out what

fibromyalgia is. They don't know what it is. Cause it's made up. But the joke was always a bunch of guys at the, at the hospital with their wives who were all like beat up. And it's always like, Oh, you're fibromyalgia.

I'm coming up again. Yeah, totally. Yeah, fibromyalgia, but yeah, that's Fauci. Science pushed her down the stairs there. Yeah, yeah. Science didn't really like her talking to her friend late night on the phone there. Yeah, about this lab leak theory. So yeah.

Not a fan. He's not based Fauci. He's more evil Fauci. Evil Fauci. Can we get him like little devil horns yeah i am the science you know like those like girl like the little devil things you get we get a little mini one i think you think that's been done someone made a uh no i'm saying we get one no but i i'm i'm saying to you do you think that's been covered i've been i've been talking about the anthony wiener thing and i go uh guy uh you know last name wiener sent dick pics did any comedians did that get any play i've been talking about the Anthony Weiner thing and I go, uh, guy, uh, you know, last name Weiner sent dick pics.

Did any comedians, did that get any play? Did that come up? Did late night mentioned that perhaps? But, uh, so I've been, I've been having a very big Hollywood's, uh, full of baloney to put it in terms that you don't like. I like the term full baloney. This is funny. So I was arguing about,

and that's what, there's a bunch of Hollywood stuff and then I want to talk about this, the Lockheed Martin thing this episode. But I've been loving the, so this is the argument I was having because I've been in, I don't know if you want to say show business, but entertainment since I was pretty young. You know i was 18 or so right and since you were legal since i was

legal yeah but even then before that i was in the game but i i would say that i i'd say that it's the equivalent of calling an open mic or uh in entertainment i wasn't in entertainment and entertainment adjacent yeah yeah but so what happened was, I was arguing with fucking, that Anthony Weiner, like his chick stayed with him during all the dick pic stuff, right? And I was talking to my girl, and she goes,

she's like, oh, I felt so bad for her. This is kind of the gist. Like, oh, you can see her pain in the thing. I go, but they're filming. I'm like, Oh, in the doc. Yeah, these Hollywood people, I know them too well. And I know, I go, her pain and the thing i go but they're filming i'm like so the oh in the dock yeah these hollywood

people i i know them too well and i know i go what a coincidence that when she finally did leave him was the moment his political career was completely over she had way more of a career than him but that's what i mean so but even when it was happening she basically what happened was he sent all the dick pics got busted his hog was just too nice he couldn't you know he couldn't not show it he didn't want to send his dick out he just had a perfect stick he had nothing he had no choice right there like anthony i love your political opinion plus he just got was he sending him on snapchat um he was sending them uh through facebook all he couldn't stop yeah so he was like doing it in the totally like stupid boomery way yeah it's phenomenal it's it's i mean again everyone knows all this but i watched

the documentary and the funny part to me is so she's with him and she's obviously doesn't want to be in the doc or whatever right yeah but i'm like so she agreed to be in this documentary she's staying with him and then it comes out in the doc she's like well she has her advisors that are advising her what to do and she's like okay i'm not going to be at this specific thing and her advisors are hillary clinton's advisors of course so she's like hillary's person yeah and she's and she was advised to stay with him through this because you know obviously at first she's with him because this guy might be the president is there literally a tv show about this and that happened in real life what what happened in the tv show so no married with children no he didn't run no uh fuck the dude who ran for president and then he got

busted cheating on his wife with uh the guy from north carolina got busted cheating on his wife uh i could edwards john edwards no no no he got busted cheating on his wife uh i could edwards john edwards no no no he got busted cheating on his wife and his wife stayed i think there's like this a tv show got made based off of this thing where she stuck with him through a basically a dude who's running for president and then right pop cheating while running for president interesting well i understand like you know people fucking get caught cheating all the time and they stay with the dude like that's yeah this is not the issue but my whole thing i'm like i feel like i know these like hollywood politician types so much that i go i know this is a move oh for sure like like literally the pr person goes okay so you're going to cry not too

much it really we don't need you like we want to cry like a seven and she's like watching and she goes like this and you go a little more and you go perfect. Just cry that much. It's like when you watch the reality TV shows and people are like, oh my God, I can't believe that. I go, I've been on a reality TV.

I know it's fake. Yeah, of course. I've been on one. You know what I mean? And how was the doc, by the way? It's pretty sick. It's good. Yeah, recommend.

It's hilarious. It shows how much of a... I can't believe this guy made the doc because you want you watch it and the whole time he's like yeah okay so he's having interviews with his publicist or whatever and they go okay they're gonna ask about this what should we say and he goes what did we say last time yeah you know what i mean it'll be like what is our stance on uh you know minimum wage he goes what did we say in that last interview? I think we said we want to raise it,

but maybe later. But they show this. You think he would be like, well, the cameras are... He's kind of like, how can we lie in this interview? You go, but you're forgetting you're doing one also now. It was crazy. You might as well

be in the politics interview being like you know oh yeah i mean did you remember what i hold on let me look up my phone what i said last time so the whole thing's like a bag of bullshit and then his wife's in on the fucking heist but then afterwards when the heist is over like this guy's going to jail yeah so she's distancing herself. How much jail time did you do? I think he did like a year and a half. And this is after like the fourth.

I heard he's like selling the NFT of the dick pic now. He is? Yeah. It just announced like this week. He goes, he's like, he's like, I don't know if he is for sure, but he's like, he basically saying there, there might be an NFT of the dick pic. Really? Yeah.

For sale. Even though you're like, dude, it's like, and if you should have done this like two months ago. Know what I was looking up? If that person did a scumbag Sam the dick pic. Oh, what are you doing there? Okay, I was looking. My thing's cranked. I was looking at if the guy who was scumbag.

Scumbag Steve, yeah, he did. Oh, okay, I couldn't find it. Because I have an idea for a sketch, which is the guy that invented when you nutted but she's still sucking and it's like while he's fucking that's happening he goes this could be quite the meme yeah the nft yeah so no no that's exactly no but he was in the process everything was memes for him so you interview his wife and like a meme expert but he's never been able to reclaim the glory like he has all these other oh yeah he's like when when you you know busted but she's still thrusting and it just none

of them hit that and he's always his wife the big change changer is when he changed it to two c's too he goes it's like ck like didn't really hit but he's like when i changed it to sucking with two c's that's when it really that was making me laugh the guy that invented when you nut him but still sucking but like he's still chasing that you know he's still chasing the adrenaline he's never been able to chase get that high but that so i i don't buy that it's not that like obviously the reality becomes especially when you're you know if these people that are on reality shows but i go everything she did was a move and when when you're operating 100 in the moves and honestly i don't even fucking hate on it so much i just fucking can't watch

this and be like oh this poor thing yeah there's no sympathy i go she's with this guy because of a political play now she's leaving him because of a political play you're just watching house of cards basically like the documentary real life house of cards. It sucks that this happened to her in the sense that like, it sucks that you're like something happens at your company. Right. Totally. Like it's the kind of like sociopath where like she has to go like her, her son like acts out and he's just gonna like snap his neck or something,

you know, and just like dump his body. And you're like, Whoa. And you almost have to be a little bit of a sociopath to fucking do those jobs. But that was the same thing. So I don't know if you know who Lana Rhodes is.

I've heard of her. Road A? Rhodes with an A. So this one, there's all this drama, right? And I keep seeing podcasts cover it, which is i guess what i'm doing right now but i what my point is is i'm like every time i see it i'm like you know what you say with women's basketball where you go you're not making me care about this yeah i keep seeing like the you know the drama alert drama alert yeah like lana rose dated kevin she's pregnant and i go i know all i know is from the titles because i go, you're not making me click this.

And you're not making me fucking believe what might the Mike guy from Logan Paul's podcast fucking. I mean, the only funny thing was you're like, but the fact that they even tried to make a story out of it. They're like, yeah, Kevin Durant went on a date with her and he brought a backup chick. And you're like, OK, he's Kevin Durant. Yeah. You think that's the craziest thing? I know guys who are like fucking garbage might have done that. Like, it's like, you think it's the craziest thing i know guys who are like fucking garbage might have done that like it's like you think it's crazy it's not yeah it's like i literally know a guy who's a fucking like a roofer who's done that i got bust once i was on a date and i i did stuff

i was like 21 and i met i did i ended up going back to like the van with another chick and then she like caught me it was like it was it was like a this is out of control yeah yeah yeah you're like this is she's like what the fuck you're on a date yeah i was with one chick at the bar and then some other chick that i used to like do stuff yeah and then we went to the fair you're just gonna sneak her out to the van try to sneak it out to the van and she was like she was like dude what is wrong with you and i was like yeah that's this that's yeah i felt awful i thought i it was it was cue the sad music but in my mind i'm like rock and roll you know right but then i when it wouldn't in the reality of it like in the morning i was just like oh i sent a big like a you know

page-long apology being like i have an addiction i have an addiction i go go, listen, I'm sorry. You have to go, I'm gay. I don't know. I guess I'm gay. Yeah, it ended up being fine with the chick. Like, it ended up kind of, because I think at the time, the girls like this new one that I was dating, like, that's part of the thing that they liked is that I was a wild card. Right. So they were sort of signing up for the wild cardness, but then that fucking.

But then they go, oh, this is, this wild card stuff's very real. They were signing up for the wildcardness, but then that fucking... But then they go, oh, this is wildcard stuff. Very real. They were signing up for the rock and roll thing, right? And then when you get the rock and roll thing, it's, you know, no one's enjoying it. It's like the guy doing it. It's like, you know, it's all... The skulking and the sneaking. It's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot of skulking and sneaking.

Sneaking. A lot of skulking. Very skulk heavy. Yeah. So the thing is, and you go with fucking the guy who's on the Logan Paul podcast or whatever, who reminds me so much of a Toronto dude. He's very like Toronto entrepreneur, bro. And they've all the Queen Street hipster look. Queen Street hipster.

They've all got some turtleneck scam. They're fucking hawking. You know, those things are such fucking schemes. I don't even know how people fall for them because basically what they do they get roped in. I mean, of course I know, but it when you see people doing those ones, you know, it's one thing. All these guys on the internet, you essentially create a brand

and sell stuff. And I mean, I get it. It allows you to have money to do what you actually want to do. And you know, you got to figure out how to fucking monetize what you're doing. But then those ones where you're like, you know, for a fact, you're tricking people into losing money. Well, you're basically saying you're doing but then those ones where you're like you know for a fact you're tricking people into losing money you're well you're basically saying you're stealing you're saying hey get in on this fun pump and dump scheme just like don't be the last guy in like

it's a pyramid scheme you go hey everybody pile into this pyramid scheme just like you know it might work out really well it might not just like and people get into it being like i'm not going to be the last i don't think that's what they say it might not what they say is i'm about to make you rich oh 100 yeah you go this is can't lose yeah i mean dude in 2017 i think was like when they were doing all the crazy icos like when shit was like when bitcoin went to 20 000 yeah all these companies just were like hey we're doing an ico and people they would get 200 million dollars and it was like what does your thing do like i don't know it's like it'll and then they don't even exist anymore and it's like straight up just like 200 million for fake internet money that does nothing yeah and then they're like sorry

went to zero well they're bad they're all up to this kind of stuff and that's what i i kind of was my point probably is girls will they'll buy into it and i get it because you go well it's like that you know they like these reality shows and the youtube drama and all that stuff and i go the probably the best way to describe it to them is they go find me one of these people that what they did didn't benefit them yeah you know what i mean i go for sure you go okay so every one of these people that was together all these youtubers they're whatever that like they're in these big relationships and they have all this drama it's like yeah but they all got more famous from that

yeah i mean it's like she got more famous from the anthony weiner and then when she stopped being more famous she left and i go point if if you can point to me a scenario where the girl had all this drama and it actually lost her followers and she stuck with this guy and you want to show me some shit like that i go okay but every time you go all maybe john legend yeah john legend john legend yeah john legend is probably like people are unfollowing john legend be like fuck this dude you're just your mayor. Chrissy Teigen. Dude, that guy's life stinks right now. Oh, dude.

He's he must be like just bitch of the year award. If we gave a bitch of the year award, that guy would be easily literally the opposite of a perennial top three every year. Legendary. Legend. John Legend. Legendary bitch of the year. Legendary bitch of the year.

Dude, like people spit on him on the street they're like fuck you just cause his wife is like a bully online he's like you know how many fucking hit songs

I've written that you don't even know I wrote I've dated chicks like that and when I see fucking John Legend up to his old tricks I'm very much

or when I see her with I'm I'm very conscious when I see her with, I'm, I'm very conscious when I see him in the photos, cause you are right. That is the perfect example, but he's losing a bitch. He's such,

but he is the example. I will feel bad for him. He's the example that I'm talking about. Show me someone where it made their, like their life and fame worse. And you, you picked a good one. John Legend is like,

she's actually tarnished. He's like, I am a fucking hit making machine. Yeah. He was like he's like he's got the egot whatever like the grammys oscars tonys emmys like he's got that whole thing he's got everything and then he's got this dumb ass wife who's like fucking selling pots and pans who's fucking his whole life up seriously he must be like fuck this is not worth it and they have he's literally just like working on remaking christmas jingles and like for a billion dollars and she's just out there literally

just like tarnishing the family name and forcing him to participate she's probably been like what do you think if i change her on my last name to legend he goes nah tegan's solid i think you're good on tegan i just keep it Tegan. That is true. I didn't even cross my mind that she wouldn't even take his last name. Yeah, she wouldn't take his last name. She's fucking ruining his fucking life. I guess his last name is probably not legend. Dude, all the conservatives who are like, yeah, I like his Christmas music, but then

they see him in the streets and they're like, fuck this guy. Yeah, he was getting out there and fucking remaking the songs. And he's pretty quiet. No, no, he was out there. He made all his songs for feminism and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that might have been post her. Maybe she's the reason he was he's pretty quiet. No, no, he was out there making all his songs for feminism and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that might have been post her.

Maybe she's the reason he was doing all that stuff. Oh, he got caught up in the wave of that. That was like whatever. I'm sure they were like, yo, you want to make a gajillion? He's like, whatever.

He got caught up in the wave. She's just definitely changing the name to Chrissy Legend. You think conservatives didn't like the smooth fucking stylings of John Legend?

No, they did. Of course they did. And then all of a sudden, his wife is just ruining it for him. Yeah, he had a great hustle going on. He was apolitical. Nobody was like, oh, what do you think John Legend's leanings are?

Nobody gave a shit. He was John Legend. And all of a sudden, he's just like a pariah in the whole conservative world. But I'll tell you who is more famous for being with John Legend, her. Fuck yeah. So her move was, it was a calculated move.

She probably, I think I even seen that she sort of talks about how, you know, he didn't want to be with me and I fucking. Oh, do tell. Yeah, do tell. You fucking trapped him with those fucking huge ass jugs. She's not even hot, dude. She's got like a good body, but her face is like so, she looks like she got stung by a bee. So that's where, the only problem. She's got like a good body But her face is like so She looks like she got stung by a bee

So that's where The only problem Dude like imagine she just has a miscarriage And he goes He's probably like so upset And she's just like cold She's like we need to get a photo He had to take photos of her miscarriage

Yeah and she's like I don't want to She goes we're taking it We're taking the photo Jonathan And then she goes Makeup And like makeup people come in From like outside

They fucking touch them up She goes Can I just get a little? And then they take the photo. She goes, and they get the glycerin on the face because she can't produce tears or whatever. So they spray, like you ever had that? Where they spray the glycerin stuff on you so it makes you look like you're crying. She goes, a little more.

He goes, OK, that's good. That's exactly what's going on. But every single other one of those people, all of their moves directly benefit their their career and i can't watch these things with girls and they buy in i can't i can't do it yeah i mean i guess maybe you could say that's how girls feel if like a guy was talking about wrestling like that you know as i wear the 360 i'm like no you don't understand it's real and they go ah you know but i i swear i can't i can't deal with it. And I think that's what you point out. You go find me one where it didn't fucking help them a lot. Yeah.

And that was her, this girl. She's Anthony. What does she do now? She's like probably a CEO. I don't know. I'm not her biographer, but she's probably, she's part of the Hillary Clinton fucking brigade. I think she's a hit man for the Clintons. Um, could you turn my mic back?

Uh, my headphones back up there, Daniel Polish. So the only other one that I put in that, I thought I changed mine and I didn't is the The Clintons. Could you turn my mic back, my headphones back up there, Daniel Poloshek? So the only other one that I put in that category. I thought I changed mine and I didn't. Is the Prince Harry thing. So if you look at, and we'll get into the other thing, but I want to go through a few of them. Daniel turned mine down. Sorry, sorry, sorry. There was a few of them like that.

The other one was Prince Harry's probably the second bitch of the year yeah and okay the thing that made me laugh about him and we were calling him princess harry before and we've talked about prince harry but i was kind of thinking about it today because they're out there doing like you know 10 000 interviews they never met a camera they didn't love it it's kind of funny because women talk so much about, you know, gaslighting and all that stuff. Right. Yeah. And if you think about it,

what, what's the cliche, like abusive guy, what does he do? Prize you away from your friends and family, like makes you cut contact with all the people that you used to have in your life. Totally.

Take away your support. Yeah. She's doing it to a T. I didn't even think about it. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah. And every single thing is like, Oh,

can you, yeah, she had to get him away from his crappy family. But imagine a guy was like, no, you don't get it. Your family's bad for you. Yeah. Every article will be. I mean, maybe if you said, no, no, no, but they like Trump.

Well, literally, she's going, I'm half black and your family's racist. Yeah. And they're like, yeah, but they kind of have a history. That's a good life hack. and they're like yeah but they kind of have a history that's a good life hack if you if you're a guy that wants to uh you know take a girl away from her family make her wear certain things and uh you know pimp her out basically yeah make her be a prostitute yeah no you don't get it her family hates trump her friends like trump yeah you're like yeah we're friends like we haven't heard from her in a while yeah because you guys are fucking magatards over here yeah so it's like a life hack if you as long you're allowed to be like

manipulative and bring them away from their social structure and their entire as long as you have like a as long as there's a justification as long as the justification is that they liked you know trump yeah i don't even know if the queen of England liked Trump, but I probably I imagine they're not big fucking. Yeah, probably Trump people. So she literally brought him away from all of his things. And you could you know, he really seems like have you seen have you ever had a friend? I'm sure we all have. But I was talking about this a few episodes ago, but there might have been the patron.

But the idea that, you know, things don't happen all at once. The same way that governments don't fucking own you all at once. Yeah. Is the same way that, you know, when you see a guy that's just completely whipped by his girlfriend, it all started with demands that seemed reasonable. For sure. The guy goes, she goes, well, I don't know. I just think on weeknights you should be home and we can hang out together.

And he goes, yeah, I mean, it's not that crazy. My girl wants to hang out on weekend nights. Occasionally. And you're like, yeah, I'll give her occasion a case and she goes i don't want you to hang out with that guy and you go i don't really i'm not that tight with that guy we see each other once a month like yeah whatever fine you know your college friends are assholes i don't really want you to see them again and then he goes and then before you know it you go oh she completely owns you right oh yeah especially when she gets the kid especially once the kid enters the thing but princess harry is 100 that guy that fucking he started a little of this she goes like i don't want you to talk to your i don't want you to do this and by the end of it he's just getting like

he's on a fucking leash going from interview to interview being like she's great everyone i used to know sucks i mean literally remember being a prince to just a guy he goes he literally was like royalty and then had to just denounce that whole thing and move to america and get a netflix show and get a netflix show well is that what they have coming up they have a net but that this is what ties in yeah they have a netflix show that's like the you know like so many america's next top you know like so many comics and stuff like in uh covid or like i have a podcast with my girlfriend now yeah i know whatever this is like the ultimate of that i have a netflix show with my wife i guess obama did that first but he's gonna start doing stand-up uh

this next comic he's a prince but yeah so they're they're like when you look at fucking megan merle all this stuff and you know moms are very reading the tabloids and stuff but I go I can't do it I can't take this at face value especially not with her she's actual Hollywood she was on suits

this and this if you don't and honest to god if you want to look me in the eyes and go all aside what they're saying what they're, you can't respect the move a little bit. And she abandoned her father or something? She like cut him out of her life? Oh, yeah. She's a princess now.

But you go, you can't respect the move a little bit? Yeah. Girl was like medium celebrity, meets a prince, gets him to fund her lifestyle. Then they have a show together. Becomes like the number one star. Probably, you know, her life is infinitely better now than it was no question and his life is yeah yeah he took a pay cut he took a bit of a pay cut so i go yeah he's bitched around but yeah you look at all these moves and you go if you want to say respect the move but i fucking know these people

too much i have i know legitimate especially when they're literally hollywood people versus like huma abdin or whatever who was not a hollywood person she was just a politics person which is same similar like level of crazy yeah whatever but megan marco's a literal just actress who just like you know struck it big time meeting a fucking prince yeah like one of the most high profile people in the world they it's and then obviously just destroyed the whole just did the yoko yoko'd fucking that like she yoko'd the royal family yeah not even like i broke up the band and did you see the hunter biden uh yeah there wasn't even that much to say about that other than it's like hilarious

so i read the thing. He has a black lawyer and you can't stop calling him the N-word. It's crazy. Well, that was like the guy from Just for Laughs, too, who got fired. Yeah, yeah. He got fired yesterday. Or he resigned or whatever because he was saying. Just what?

Quoting comics? He was quoting comics. Yeah. But it's interesting because you go. Imagine it was Chris Rock. Hunter Biden probably hates so much that he has to be like a libtard. I bet you low-key he's like these fucking snowflakes. Totally.

Because him and Donald, like, Trump Jr. are the same guy. Yeah. They're the exact same guy. Fucking just crack-smoking. Yeah, but as soon as they have the right things or on the right side, everyone goes, oh, you know, he's been through hard times, been with Donald Trump Jr. I mean, listen, everything that's been said hard times been with donald trump jr it's i mean listen um everyone's

everything that's been said needs to be said about this but probably but like imagine if donald trump jr's text came out he just dropped it would be you would never i mean that's just how phony like and i know it's been that's been said a million times exactly how phony the the media is where they only promote stories that can help their side. So, you know, Fox News picks us up. CNN, quiet. And if it was the other way around, it would be... Yeah. I mean, dude, do you see the thing with fucking Kamala Harris

where she said to... Yeah, yeah, go home. She goes, go home, basically. Like, don't come here. Oh, don't get him started. And I'm like... Based Fauci. I honestly wanted to be like,

does Kamala Harris have fucking Trump's speechwriter? That's the truth. I'm like, does she have Trump's speechwriter or something? What she was saying, it's like, imagine if those words came out of Trump's mouth six months ago. It would be a scandal. What's up, guys? Just saying, if you're trying to come, don't come. Yeah, yeah.

So all these people are such scammers and people, it's almost like, I think, mentally more stable for people to buy into it. I think there's got to be something like that where you go, you can't just live your life where you walk. You're being cynical, right? So it's probably not healthy for a lot of people to walk around just cynical all the time. So it's like you have to, at some point, buy into everything.

I mean, I have friends that they're just like, oh, I hate that. I hate this. I hate this. I hate this man. I hate, and their whole life is just, I hate shit. Right. So I guess it's Nickelback syndrome. It's Nickelback syndrome about everything.

You just hate it. You just hate everything. You go, this sucks. That's what do you like? Well, it's contrary. They,

they like, you know, think contrarianism is a good like quality, but you're like, you can't be contrarian, but every single thing. Well, it's only, it's, it's that,, it's that thing where it's like if everyone's

a Nazi, then no one's a Nazi. If everyone's great, no one's great. Exactly. And I always say that about the girls that go, this guy's so amazing. I go, you just think that everyone's amazing, so no one's amazing. Your baseline is everyone's amazing. I remember I had a friend in university, this girl Tiff, and she, we would watch TV and stuff, and

she just liked everything. I was like, is there a show watch tv and stuff and she's like she just liked everything i was like is there a show you don't like that's like me with food and she's like no right exactly so you go okay you're not a gauge on this but the guy who hates everything isn't a gauge either right yeah yeah so but with all i go i've been in this game for a while and i was just even thinking like the only way to combat these people because really you you have to fucking fucking if you have any brain, you got to be like, this is bullshit, especially if you're a dude. But like the only way to combat that is you have to just keep your circle of that. You trust small. Yeah, because I was even thinking like I get I've been burned like three or four times.

Pretty bad by people in this industry. Right. Yeah. And, you know, a lot of people now the idea would be like put them on blast and you go no i don't think that i think you just cut them out cut them out yeah you don't give them another opportunity yeah and maybe like if if someone who you know is like hey i heard you did this thing and you're like no don't yeah yeah yeah so stay away from them there's a saying it was it's um but you don't need to start these you know people used to

take advantage of me and now i'm very successful and people are still taking advantage of me it's that idea that you don't like you just you have to take you can take l's along the way but so i remember i have a friend that i was working with and you would know this story so he scammed me out of eight thousand dollars yep I don't need to say his name, but basically in Toronto, I was doing this show, and I hired his company to produce it. And then what happens is a lot of the money comes from tax credits. So I said, I'll do the tax credit stuff. We'll run it through your company because that was easier because that's the way we're going to do the show. And then at the end of it, we'll do this tax credit

and then we split it. So this was three years ago. Yeah. And for a while, I was like, hey, dude, like, let's figure this shit out. And then it kind of became,

oh, you know what? I owe the government money so I won't even get that. So, and then I have, you know, kids. Yeah, yeah. And then it became like, you know,

I basically spent it and I don't have it. And you go, at some point you go, okay, I mean, don't work with that person again. Same with comedy club owners. But how many comics get scammed out of $100 and they're fucking online? Oh, totally. Yeah, putting someone on blast because they didn't get their $15 spot or their free drink ticket.

And you're like, this is not the move. Not the move. You, you basically, you know, you just have to put them like that box where you go, okay, set it up that this person can't hose me. I was talking to one recently that I was doing this deal with this guy and he has like this, they have these huge pages, right? And there's, they got this, actually my friend, uh, Luke Tuma said it best. We were talking about some other shit and he was kind of like, listen, I know that all the, a lot of people in this industry and probably in tech and a lot of industries, you're up to some scheme. And I'm okay if you cut me in on the scheme. Yeah.

And let's just be honest that we're all involved in a scheme. Just like, why can't we just all agree that we're in a scheme and let's participate? Exactly. I don't want to be scamming the people that follow me. And also, so you have to set yourself up that you can't be schemed. But recently, they sent me this contract. They're just like, hey, can we put a bunch of your content up? And it was like a pretty low amount of money.

And I go, how about you just do it for free and we won't put it on paper because I don't want this weird contract where you have the rights to all my stuff. And they go, well, we kind of want a contract. But how about it's just on Snapchat or some shit some shit like that right and i go okay and they sent me the contract and it said like we have rights to all of your i go and i talked to her on the phone i go obviously you know imagine like imagine to say i signed some deal with some other place where i go i'm gonna sign some deal with all my content i go oh by the way i have this other deal with this like it could just fuck me up so bad yeah down the line right content i go oh by the way i have this other deal with this like it could just fuck me up so bad yeah down the line right so i go how about this put but also they tried to

just sneak it in the wording they were like essentially just hoping you didn't read it yeah and then i go i i said i go okay how about this just just just put me if you send me a contract that's not long like a page long that says we're just going to use it on this one platform i'll go okay he said because i don't want to you know i don't want you to have you can just post my shit on youtube a minute after i do and that's like sure you'll leave whatever right yeah he sends me a contract back the next day from his lawyers and it goes um this is uh so the contract goes uh we have the rights to post ryan's stuff on everything except for instagram and youtube and i go yeah again like not at all yeah so i'm just like okay we're just let's just walk away

from this yeah it's just like a character thing at this point because they're like if they're consistently trying to fuck you over even when you catch them yeah like that's uh and this is the whole industry that's a character flaw there are so many of these people. Or their business model. And you can still be friends with those people, but you just have to be on guard and don't let them scam you. And if you work at a comedy club with this person or you're working with this guy person,

either get money up front or if it's a little bit of money, understand that you're gambling. You're gambling, yeah, totally. You know what I mean? And they can't fuck you too hard. Don't leave yourself too vulnerable. But I think that's probably the answer to this stuff but i just i've been just a

lot of arguing with chicks and stuff about this fucking like treating these hollywood people and politicians like they're real people it's like and the same girls will watch like a tv show about like house of cards and watch them all the guys watch the documentary about anthony wiener discussing with his team what we should think about this right we should think that's the best he goes what do we think about they have this conversation just question what do we think this conversation and then and then the girl hears him say it and she goes this guy is so awesome you but you watched yeah you were witness to the thing yeah something's no like just flick on something keeps going on and on we have ghosts yeah i think we have don't

get fucking the girl started on this i was gonna say with base fauci goes uh sounds like uh ryan's dealing with some untrustworthy jews base fauci and sexual is fake oh base ghost fauci base ghost fauci finsexual isn't a real thing base ghost fauci so before we went into this article that I want to talk about there was I just thought one last thing

is love addiction do you know what that is? is it a tv show? there's this new thing that's going around in hollywood where girls is that what chris delia had no yeah yeah you know he had sex addiction that's the guy no love addiction so girl well girls are going to counseling yeah so like people that i know know like actors and fucking hollywood people and they go to counseling for their love addiction but is it for being a a hoe, like out of control?

No, no, no. So love addiction is essentially you get too in love too quick. Oh. And so they're trying to be like just less attached. So love addiction, also known as pathological love, refers to a pattern of behavior characterized as maladaptive. And basically you get really into a partner partner really quick then you renounce the interest and behavior of other people or the negative consequences of yourself because of

your love which would be you know maybe quitting your job or doing all that stuff because you're so in love i'm in love might as well face it she's addicted to love but i go okay and you go okay listen i get the idea of you're fucking you start dating a guy and then he takes over your life because you're a manipulative person but it's just like these people are living in such a fucking bizarre world where they go they're sitting in a support group like hi the funniest the person is like dana i'm a love addiction the person who's like the the therapist or whatever also knows this is total bullshit so they both have to like pretend like everyone has to pretend everybody has to pretend this is both like the love counselor has to be like yeah it's so tough try to be less in love and then they

go i'm just so in love and you go okay that's it that's 80 i'm just too fucking in love your credit card didn't go through for the last session. How funny would it be? Also, it's funny being the guy that dates that girl after she just got cured of her love addiction. And he's like, hey, I was thinking we should move in together. It's like, I can't. Why? It's like, I'm an addict.

I'm an addict. I'm in recovery. I'm in recovery. It's like, hey, you should meet my parents. I can't even meet a friend. Before I meet a friend, I'll meet my parents in 10 days. Slippery slope. It's a slippery slope.

I can't even look. Addicts like me. Addicts like me. You want me to meet your dog? Are you out of your mind? You know, I could relapse. Before you know it, I'll be asking you to marry me. Like, I'll relapse.

If I even take a look at your dog. It's making me annoyed just talking about it. Isn't that crazy? Again, if you boil it down, all of these things, it's kind of shit that everyone deals with. Everyone's been maybe moved too fast and you go, but to just make this your identity where you go, I am it's like everything has to be a fucking thing well you know what it is i think it's it instead of taking responsibility for doing something you say oh i'm like it's the

alcoholics anonymous yeah i'm powerless i have a disease i'm powerless to this disease therefore none of this is my fault that's a good point I'll pay money to a counselor they'll fix me if they don't fix me I paid so I'm unfixable but it's not my fault you just have to live life as a love addict essentially yeah you go I'm recovering love addict

I can't even take one sip of love and then yeah I relapse sometimes you watch other people doing love you put it in your tinder bio you go recovering love addict I can't even be around places where I can't be at a marriage. It'll get my juices flowing again. If I go to a wedding, that's like asking a crack addict to go to a rave.

You just can't get me started. Yeah, just don't get me started. So yeah, you go this bullshit. So I get sent a lot of these. And I think it all kind of is a thread line of what I'm saying is that I don't take anything that these people do at face value. But I get sent out quite a few people messaging me their workplace training. And it's always so funny. So the Lockheed Martin, which is the defense contractor.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone who works at Lockheed Martin sent this? No, no, no. I didn't get sent this one. that Lockheed Martin sent this? No, no, no. I didn't get sent this one. This one was kind of going viral because basically a whistleblower

sent this out to the fucking Hannity or something. Well, we talked about it on the... Did we talk about that? We didn't go through it yet. No, no, no. There was another defense contractor where they had to do a Zoom meeting and there was all these white guys in a Zoom meeting.

I remember that, yeah. Remember that? I wonder if this is similar to that. It might've been. Yeah. Well, this kind of, uh,

happened pretty recently. Like they're doing this, but it just kind of, I guess you could say the spot got blown up because, so first of all, all I get sent a lot of these, like I said, and they just screenshot them and send them to me.

90% of it is pronoun based. You know what I mean? mean so 90 of it is like you go to training and they go hey like these are what pronouns 2021 yeah it's 2021 this is what you fucking boomers like when someone says their pronouns this is what it means yeah and then they don't roll your eyes immediately when someone says that it's rude and And you go, okay. But then they go through, you know, they actually do go through it. Like a lot of them have these animations, which all these companies are just getting paid a fortune to, you know, fucking first grift, right? This is like one of the grifts of the fucking. The grift of the millennium.

Of the decade, easily. I told you this when I went to this conference. There was a guy there that had to get the training at his workplace. And there was a girl there that had to get the training at his workplace and there was a girl there that had a company that did the training and both of them were like yeah this is you know none of us want to do this so like i'm sure there's the robin but she she answered a craigslist ad basically for a job they gave her like the here's the handbook and now you're go out there and train people in anti-racism no it was

kind it was more they're a job training place and they you know it's like you're a pizza place and everyone calls you and they're like i'm telling you like avocados the hot topping this year and they go i guess we gotta do avocado so they're like they normally used to do normal training yeah at places right and then like how to work like how to like run the business, how to deal with a customer. Yeah. And then now it's like how to not be racist. Well, everyone's calling them. So every person's calling them saying, hey, we need diversity training because we did,

you know, we got caught. I would love to see that. You know, blowing up another country. I want to see that call center where they're all just calling outgoing calls for businesses being like, hey, have you considered diversity training? You racist piece of shit. Yeah. Yeah're all just calling outgoing calls for businesses being like hey have you considered diversity training you racist piece of shit yeah like basically just calling that's your opener because you know you have like 10 seconds before they hang up so basically calling the person you go are you white you racist piece of shit and they go what yeah yeah and then they go okay i got my foot in the door here and try and sell them on like the platinum package

the platinum pack anti-racism package the bisexual girls have been funny over the last little bit being like well i guess i wouldn't have to do that because i'm in a press class um so 90 of it's that then they get into the sexuality and gender where they they do a lot of you know this is a guy but he's also you know uh but he's also a girl but his sexuality's male but his gender is this you know and some 75 yearold truck driver just ready to blow his fucking brains out. Totally, I know. Totally. He goes, what?

Probably time to retire. You know what I mean? Yeah. So I get sent these, but the Lockheed Martin one's so great because it's literally 50, you know, rich, rich people, right? Yeah. People that probably on the low end make 350 grand a year. So fucking old white dudes

that work for a fucking defense contractor that's the best it's like and they sent them away to an island the seven of them so out of the gate you go they don't send any of the black guys so they only send the white one free vacation to an island it's just they said seven of the boys. Go whites only island vacation. They legitimately do a white male only vacation. But you have to, you know, three hours a day. They got to tell you how bad you are. It's like a timeshare. It's like literally like going to,

it's like conned into like one of those timeshare things. You just have to sit through the meeting. Yeah, it's free, but you have to sit through the meeting. You have to sit through the meeting. Yeah, that's what you have to sit through you have to sit through the meetings for the yeah that's what it is i could do that um and but you know what uh this is just like a side note before i get into what it was but the um i i was thinking like the just a funny uh difference between gay guys and not gay guys yeah is i've had you know how my brother is gay i get a lot of heard about it i get a lot of dudes after shows over the course of my life or just like a

friend sometimes jokingly sometimes more serious because i'll talk about my brother being gay and like a gay guy will be like hey can i get your brother's number you know what i mean yeah they'll be they'll be like they want to fuck you but they can't yeah they're like gay and they'll be like yeah yeah exactly and there will be like hitting on me essentially and i'm like i'm not they'll be they'll be like they want to fuck you but they can't yeah they're like gay and they'll be like yeah yeah exactly and there would be like hitting on me essentially and i'm like i'm not they'd be like oh maybe you hook me up with your brother and would they be like it's normal in the gay community for just someone to give away someone's number like that because that's a weird thing just give away well imagine the other way around where you hit on a girl and you go hey are you down to fuck she goes no you go what's your sister's number oh my sister okay what about

a cousin i'm not done trying to but also the idea that you're like, give me a number. I'm just going to cold call your sister. Yeah. Like, that's so insane to fuck her. Yeah. Yeah. Like, just based on what you look like. Well, they're kind of kidding, but it's not always just give me a number.

It's like, is he single? Could you hook me up with them? Yeah. But that, you know, just the other way around, you're hitting on a girl at a bar being like, and she's like, listen, I have a boyfriend. You're like, do you have any siblings that I can fuck? It's a more aggressive,

uh, attitude or whatever. Right. Um, and sometimes, so when I was going through this diversity, sometimes you go, you think you go,

is it, is this just like some wacky, super fucking wild left wing thing that no one actually thinks? And then is it, you know, because, you know, look at the right there, you know, you get people get into the white genocide or whatever. Right. Yeah. And then. But you go, no, it's not. This is fucking defense. Contractors have to do this. And it's being taught as a public company. So this is, you know, it's not like Fox News is kind of low key talking about genocide. Can I plug my computer in quickly?

Yeah, sure. Just do whatever you want. Just continue. So you're going to have to, oh, you got your own thing. So I'll talk about the article. So it starts, it's pretty fucking good. Last year, Lakeem Martin Corporation, the nation's largest defense contractor, sent white male executives to a three-day diversity training seminar

to deconstruct their white male executives to a three-day diversity training seminar to deconstruct their white male culture. Lockheed Martin employees were given a list of connotations for the term white men. So the trainer says, this is what you think of when white men comes up. And the trainers wrote down old, racist, privileged, anti-woman, honky, Aryan Nation, KKK, guns, guilty, and can't jump. So this is what you're supposed to think of when you think of like when they go, what do you think of when you think of the color of your skin? And you go guilty, can't jump. I mean, honestly, I do.

I will say when I think of the color of my skin, I do think can't jump. Can't jump is fair. Can't jump. I mean, honestly, I do. I will say when I think of the color of my skin, I do think can't jump. Can't jump is fair. Can't jump. I go, that's totally fair. Old, racist, anti-woman. But you're like, why is it more of a white guy thing? Yeah. First off, we know it's not.

Like, we objectively know that it's not. Like, just take all the people in the world. Yeah. And the politics of those places. Take every country. Take every country on earth. Take the politics that. Yeah. And the politics of those places. Take every country. Take every country on Earth. Take the politics that are just, like, objective of those places. I don't know.

Imagine you do this like they're in fucking, like, Saudi Arabia. They're doing, like, this similar sensitivity. What do you think of white men? They hate women. And the Iranian dudes are, like, based. Yeah. Sick. But I think this is why I kind of when i'm talking about so the same thing that i was just sort of saying about the um uh the the normal people thing i have a it's kind

of the do you want to turn that just turn that light off if you don't mind i don't but the when you talk when we're talking about like comedy and you know a lot of people say that it's so crazy it's like when i do i like doing normal new york audiences because my thesis is always that normal people aren't this fucking crazy and i find that most of the time i'm right where you go like like when you go on, you know that idea that like everyone's so woke and stuff. I go, but when you do normal comedy, you go, no, no, 90% of people go, this is crazy. But it is the like mainstream thing

that everyone has to deal with or whatever. Yeah. And one thing that I was thinking that kind of, so two or three different smart people that have gotten to the purpose of comedy and Garrett Jameson and Giannis Papas two or three different smart people that have gotten to the purpose of comedy and garrett jameson and janice pop has both told me their different version of this i remember garrett said that uh the purpose of comedy is to bring things back to normal when they get too out of

hand and janice said that uh to keep it to keep society honest. Yeah. And it was like... It's like a check and balance almost. Yeah. It's like a mechanism. It's like a check and balance. And that's why I think it's probably a good way to put it. And I think that's probably true. And so when I was even thinking like, what's the purpose of like even...

Because, you know, most people, anyone that talks about culture politics, a lot of them have an agenda. I go, I think if you were to break down what I would say, the purpose of what this is, of even doing the boys cast and stuff is like, so normal, like if you're normal to not feel crazy.

Yeah. Like if you go just to be like, Hey, yeah, someone, yeah, you're not crazy. Yeah.

When you see, cause we feel that way too, where all this stuff's happening. You go, are like, are we nuts? Right. Like, are we crazy? Like, are we so at, where all this stuff's happening. You go, are like, are we nuts? Right. Like,

are we crazy? Like, are we so at it? That's like all the time. I'll be like, am I so out of touch? It's like the guy in North Korea that's bawling his eyes out and everyone's bawling their eyes out. And you go,

am I just, do I not have empathy? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, totally. And cause everyone's crying. And then when you get down to it,

everyone's like, no, we're faking your brother. We don't want to get executed. You see what happens to people who don't cry yeah yeah so that's kind of what it is so then they go uh the firm's training uh the firm's training programs are designed to assist white men in discovering the roots of their male culture this culture according to whelp and proudman so i thought that was funny that the who runs the course is a black guy named Proudman.

Proudman consists of traits such as this is what white. So this is what they say that this is the roots of white culture. They go rugged individualism. Yeah, I can do attitude, hard work, operating from principles, striving towards success, which are superficially positive. But they are devastating to women in my audience. I mean, speaking of my girlfriend, she definitely has a can-don't attitude. How fucking great is that?

They go, this is the kind of shit that I feel like people mention and then everyone pooh-poohs. They go, ah, that's not what's happening. That's what's happening at the defense contractors. They go, this guy's got a can-do attitude racist got it a can-do attitude is devastating towards minority goal oriented is that was hard work hard work a can-do attitude i think of like ned flanders yeah and they go oh did you ever see ned flanders and only black people hates minorities got it but you know what else is probably uh devastating to

minorities bombing a wedding from your defense contract yeah yeah lucky man hey lucky you're not great for attitude you're not great for minorities but think about that there you're a fucking defense contractor and you're out there being like what's our problem too much can do attitude too much kid i mean kind of yeah i'd say i'd say if people in the middle east are like my issue with lockheed martin is their can-do attitude you're right tone it back on the goal setting and the fucking yeah for you you go yeah for your company it is a little bit probably true the other thing i was thinking about you know how you're kind of saying it's all about the removal of accountability?

Yeah. There is this other thing with, let's say you say someone's a fucking actual racist or a bigot, right? Really, you know the trope of like a racist uncle or whatever, right? Yeah. I hope to be one someday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the idea that, imagine we're at a party right and some girl brought her like boyfriend and uncle right yeah and the and the uncle was there being like dropping n-bombs

totally and like you know what these fucking this is the white man's country yeah yeah right and then his girlfriend looks at us being like are you gonna apologize for him we apologize for is your boyfriend it's your family yeah like why why am i apologizing for your racist uncle yeah yeah you know what i mean like imagine you know what i mean if anything is your fucking blood is your shit yeah so that you it's like instead of people being responsible for their own shit. Well, the thing is, they like those same people like to be like, hey, you're white or whatever. You're this. So therefore, like when any time anybody like that does this, that's on you.

Yeah, it's on me. OK, well, this guy's your blood relative. Yeah, this is your this your shit, sister. Yeah. And you go, no, no, he's a man. I go, they break it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They break it up where they go that that's you think like a man. I go. They break it up. Yeah, yeah. They break it up where they go.

That's, you think like a mom, a mom, like in her son, you go, it wasn't, you know, if you raised to be like the biggest piece of shit, they killed a guy and the mom goes out and she goes, oh, that's men for you. That's our society and men. You go, you don't think you had a little bit to do with your son murdering people? That's toxic masculinity. Did it, did it? Remember on that Facebook group or whatever with that woman in toronto and she with the stuff with her son remember we used to talk about it and she would do all this crazy shit where she like

wouldn't let her son like pee standing up really remember no you were you know exactly what i'm talking about it was like in the buns in the bun zone remember and she's like she wouldn't let her son train him to be like a better person yeah you're like yeah you're kind of he's obviously gonna be super training a psychopath yeah he's gonna be mental you're training in nutcase a nutter that uh my buddy so another one of my good friends just he sent me he was sending me which actually um led me to start thinking about this and want to talk about it is uh my pretty close friend sent me his workplace training and he goes honestly the

white dudes here we're just trying to hang on as long as we can totally because they're literally saying like hey he makes a lot of money right well he makes a lot of money but also like unless these organizations are growing it's not like they can't if they go hey we need to up diversity go yeah that means removing somebody to replace them yeah they're dropping like they can't, if they go, Hey, we need to up diversity. Go. Yeah. That means removing somebody to replace them. They're not just like adding a person to the pool because like, it doesn't economically make sense to just make up jobs. No, no, no. They literally have to like, well, they're making up jobs like, you know,

this shit, but this shit, but I'm saying like, you know, for engineers or something, you go, okay, well either people retire or we've, you know, you have to shit camp people. Well, that's why it's always the younger people right so it's like you know the older people keep their jobs but the in the middle is like us i guess we're in the middles we're not as bad as the younger like if you're 21 right now trying to enter the workforce and you're not the right thing that's probably not the best oh yeah but we're in the middle where it's not. But my point is that he basically said, like, across the board, like, every guy behind the scenes is like, you just try to hang on for two or three more years because they make a lot of money. And then you start your own thing.

Plus, also, if you can get fired and it turns out, like, it's pretty frivolous for your race and you get a big, like, if you get fired for being white they might not say you know like you could get up settlement for that right because at the end of the day you can like have some legal recourse if you get fired from what we were accounting job for sure just because you're white you have to be that guy now that's like a public lawsuit like anti-white race you're gonna be james demore basically you have to which is you know if you want to enter that that's fine but if you're just like a normal guy that becomes the poster child for like i'm being discriminated against because i'm white you know it just uh a lot of people might not want that smoke you know that's a tough one it's some smoke that's some smoke that's some smoke but even we were joking around about the idea and everyone probably talking about the idea that like white guys really did get like sent to the dungeon of podcasting like he used to be get to go to the guys would be at the oscars and

like now it's like every guy's just like every unless you're ryan seacrest yeah every white comedian's like they have a a chain attached to like a radiator with a podcast like and the other thing about and also on cancel culture they don't want us we all got sent to the dungeons of podcasting yeah and another thing's like want to say some slurs that was you know colin tyrell had a really funny tweet where uh he basically was like talking about how he has such a huge gap on his like resume it's like he's like if this comedy thing doesn't work out and he's like i guess i was just like a racist podcaster for a few years what are you doing for all these years it's like i guess it was just like a racist podcaster when you leave

the boys to their own devices that's that's what happened the boys get left to their own devices and we fucking we go fucking buck wild dude i mean we tried to do all the other stuff that's why we're wild out here it's so funny but no i'm being hyperbolic because the truth is you can actually you can build an audience and make your videos and do whatever but if anything it's like the truth is you can build your whole fucking thing and do all the same shit. Dude, every video I do does over 200,000 views easily. How many TV shows on Comedy Central

like that was the viewership? Like most Canadian TV shows. Oh, Canadian. 60,000 an episode would be like a hit. Dude, it's like Kim's Convenience or something probably was doing 500. Did you see that? Yes, I did.

Oh my God. Where they're like everybody. The best part is we have our friend who was on the show is like the only white guy yeah too and then he's like so they kim's convenience is a show about an asian family that runs a convenience store pretty racist yeah and and they and but the creators were you know yeah the creator was korean and it was about they wrote an article that said that it wasn't diverse enough and that they had racist plot lines.

Well, basically the writers and production were not. It was just funny that the headline said, it's not diverse enough. And it was a picture of nine Asian people. Well, it's everything but the cast. They said everyone else was. They said like the writers and you can never get a hold of the producers.

The showrunners were like never around in the end. I was reading because I was like, but I'm like, it's just, I don't know, whatever. I don't know. It's not. It's kind of like a crazy thing. They essentially wanted to, because you know how Canadian TV works. If you get picked up for a show on CBC the first year, you're nobody. It's a literal, you're all nobodies.

And then by the end of it they're like oh we're pretty big stars so we want to retroactively change everything and you're like okay well yeah that's probably a good description they kind of made you this big so they say the trainers providing participants with a list of 156 white privilege statements male privilege statements and hetero privilege statements and the statements are things like you get the fucks by the way i don't think i've made this like uh on the podcast but i hate hetero privilege that's you haven't come out you haven't i haven't come out i haven't come out and said how much i hate hetero privilege but i people don't know that i hate hetero privilege oh yeah you you lose sleep at night i do lose sleep at night het I do lose sleep at night. Hetero privilege. Inflation and hetero privilege.

So these are the things. My culture teaches me to minimize the perspectives of power of people of other races. I can commit acts of terrorism, violence and crime without having any attributions to my race. I mean, again. I mean, have you read the news recently? But also, have you read the news? I know, of course. Right.

But also, well, there's so many funny things about that it's like you get to be a terrorist and they don't even fucking mention your race like that's your privilege like if you if you so desire to be a terrorist yeah you don't get to be you don't get profiled they're like oh he did it because of his country it's like whereas me they don't even yeah they don't listen to my man they misinterpret my manifesto it's because my religion yeah yeah you're a weapons manufacturer my earning potential is 15 higher to 33 higher than a woman's which i don't think anyone really uh buys that kind of thing anymore my reproductive organs are not seen as the property of another man and what they mean. Tell me you bought this article for $40.

No, I did not buy it for $40. I am not asked to think about why I'm straight. I mean, except for right now in this exact thing, which I am being doing. Whereas gay people have to constantly deal with, why are you gay? Do you remember that guy? No.

That'd be good on a soundboard. So it's, there's a, this is a pretty fun thing to look up, but it's, there's compilations. And it's basically like Nigerian politicians and stuff like that. Oh, the poo poo?

Where they eat the poo poo? Yeah, it's that guy. So he's interviewing a guy and they're telling him about being gay and gay is illegal, right? And he goes, you worry about your own country. That's the gist of Right. And he goes, you worry about your own country. That's the gist of it. And he goes, why are you gay? But why?

But why? But why? Yeah. So they fuck him. The moral of the story is this stuff will definitely not make. They say I can have friendships with or work around children without being accused of recruiting or molesting them i mean no you can't like if danny showed up to like a show with uh two 10 year olds he's like these are my boys yeah my boys the dogs nothing weird about this yeah no i'm traveling with

children you definitely everyone would think that's weird yes danny started a podcast another podcast with his bro and he's like two best friends and then the guy's seven yeah you go what you go well if i was gay that thing and everyone thinks it's weird period yes it's i mean it just might be more the opposite like if you started a podcast with like a 10 year old dude and a guy started a gay guy started a podcast with a 10 year old girl it might be more suspect but the reverse if you're a gay guy started a podcast with a 10-year-old girl, it might be more suspect. But the reverse, if you're a gay guy and you had a makeup podcast with a 10-year-old girl, it would also be less suspect than if Daniel had a podcast with a 10-year-old girl. Is this a bad time to announce my new podcast? Makeup Squad?

Makeup Squad? Yeah. Imagine. Yeah. I didn't even think of that you bring a girl to the fucking... I mean, that would be even. It's my friend. My friend.

No grown man's allowed to have a friend. Who's a child. Who's a child. Michael Jackson tried that. Michael Jackson tried that. But he even still more had guys. If it was like 12 girls, people probably wouldn't let that happen. You'd have to be gay.

You'd have to be gay. Yeah, a straight guy with. But it's like, what dream world are these people living in? I mean, literal dream world where. There's no way this makes people less hostile. It obviously just fucking makes people hate each other and stuff like that. But I was thinking there's about a 20-year window that might go down as the least racist era in history. Because if you think about it, every country in the history of time, everyone's been racist.

Every society, if you go to China, they're fine. It's pretty inherent. It's inherent. So everyone's been racist every society if you go to china they're finds a way to be pretty inherent it's inherent so everyone's been raised except for like north america and the western world between like maybe 1990 to 2010 maybe was almost like i'm not saying it's not racist i'm saying it might be the least racist i mean right now right now it's the least racist. No, I don't think so. I think 10 years ago it was the least racist. Dude, what do you mean?

There's literally like racial turmoil in this country. Well, I get it. No, there's always been racial turmoil. I think it was more bubbling under the... It depends who you ask.

If you ask any sort of minority group, they'll be like, no, it's less racist than it was 10 years ago. No, I mean, that was not true even if you ask them they would go racism's at an all-time high that was like the donald trump i guess that

was like the talking point there so both kinds of race but you'd be like worse than the 1800s no i didn't say that though i'm saying no no i'm saying those people of course they would yeah oh i see what you're saying because they would be hyperbolic being like they would it's never been worse yeah that's that's the gist yeah and you go obviously not but. Because they would be hyperbolic being like, it's never been worse. Yeah, that's the gist. Yeah. And you go, obviously not. But I think they would say that it's worse than 15 years ago. Right?

Yeah, I don't know. Because I remember hearing about like people complaining about like affirmative action or something like it's a common thing. And like since I was 10, where I don't even remember. In my opinion, whatever. I think that there was a pocket for that little bit where there was more racial harmony than probably ever in history interesting i wonder if there's a way to well no because everyone can make their own argument but i that's what i would say and uh but i just wanted to this one is just

making me laugh so much like it was a paper that was going around that so this is in the journal of american psychoanalytic association and it's pretty so basically it's the problem with whiteness which is i don't know there's like the the basically the idea is like whiteness is oh this is what i thought you paid for this makes me laugh so much yeah but it says so this is you suffer this is a condition that b and you both suffer from whiteness is a condition that one first acquires it's a malignant, parasitic-like condition to watch. White people have particular susceptibility. So a parasitic whiteness renders its host's appetites

voracious, insatiable, and perverse. Sounds like fucking Jackie Childs from Cypher. It's voracious, pervasive. It's insatiable, voracious, pervasive. It's insatiable. It's voracious. Interchangeable. Interchangeable perversity. It is atrocious.

It's atrocious. Voracious. Parasitic whiteness renders its host apathetic, voracious, insatiable. Parasitic. Apathetic. It's totally Jackie.

Or what's that other guy that I always like? The fucking black guy. Farrakhan? No, no, no. He, Andrew Dyson Clay. Andrew Dyson Clay. Oh, Michael Dyson. Michael Dyson.

Michael Dyson Clay. Michael Dyson Clay. Michael, what's up? Michael Dyson Clay. Hickory dickory dock. Hickory dickory dock. Hickory dickory dock was insatiable voracious uh there was that one saying i used to always say but he goes he goes uh it was like it's the equivalent of

saying like indubitably indubitably yeah but like because i was the white professors are the the aforementioned uh parabolic they all they love the big words right it's a preacher it's the preacher it's the preacher talk kind of bouncy like that's so funny you're right it is insatiable that but the thing is so they go it's a parasitic like condition these deformed appetites particularly target non-white people so you're i just love the idea of like telling your mom like you know you infected me with this parasite. Get it out of me. They need to have a whiteness exorcism. You know what's going to happen, though?

Whiteness exorcism. There will be whiteness exorcism. Get it out of me. There's going to be dumb kids who probably kill themselves over this stuff. If this keeps going. If they have the parasite. Well, if they just have their kind of weak brain children, and then they just keep being told that they are a literal virus. Well, they are a literal virus. I know.

But then they like, you know, they buy into this and then they want to be all woke. And they're like, well, what's woker than me killing myself? That would be the ultimate woke. It is the ultimate wokeness. It's the ultimate. You're right, though. It is the ultimate. And being woke is just remove yourself from the planet.

Get rid of yourself. Turn yourself into fucking fertilizer, organic fertilizer. Like, what could be more? To get rid of your voracious planet. Yeah, get rid of yourself. Turn yourself into fucking fertilizer, organic fertilizer. Like, what could be more well? To get rid of your voracious, intensity, parasitic. Perversity! That is sort of you with stocks, though. You just have an insatiable greed for more. You're never satisfied.

Is there any amount of money that you could make on the stock market where you'd be satisfied? No, it's just a game. No, you're insatiable. I don't even do anything with it. Parasitic. I literally made a bunch of money yesterday on Bitcoin, and then my girlfriend, she's like, are you excited? I'm like, no, I'm not do anything with it. Parasitic. I literally, I made a bunch of money yesterday on this, on Bitcoin. And then my girlfriend, she's like,

are you excited? I'm like, no, I'm not doing anything with it. I don't know. Yeah. I hear that. I'm like,

I don't know. No. Um, but also it, the idea of like that success is like parasitic whiteness. Like, do you think Kevin Hart has like a case of parasitic whiteness? Just cause he's successful. Yeah. He has all the traits of a parasitic whiteness. Like, do you think Kevin Hart has like a case of parasitic whiteness? Just because he's successful.

He has all the traits of a parasitic whiteness. Parasitic whiteness. It's infected. I'm like... Like he basically is a white guy. He's just the host. Once established, these appetites are nearly impossible to eliminate.

That's what... They're impossible to eliminate. Effective treatment consists of psychic and social historical intervention so you have a whiteness intervention i love the idea that you have to go away to like a rehab for this well they that's what lakeem's martin's but i'm saying like if you were like in like out like you send your kid away it's like the outpatient make them have rapper they're like you gotta stop wearing these khaki shorts it's funny too because the lakeem martin people having their whiteness intervention they're like i'm what do you mean i'm too white and the guy you they probably do have the guys like i have

golf at 4 p.m can we slot this in can i just finish listening to my michael bolton i mean all those guys you know where i had like after they probably played around before they before they had to do this you're too white you're too white yeah. But they wanted to finish in time for the, you know, late night one Bud Light. So they go, if they do do those trainings, when remembered and represented, the savage, the ravages wreaked by the chronic condition, so ravages wreaked by your whiteness can function either as a warning oh this is if it works or as a temptation for you tempted to be white again like you know what i mean like you look at the dance floor and you're like if i'm tempted not

to dance memorialization alone therefore is no guarantee against regression so there is no there you go there's no permanent cure so there's no permanent cure for whiteness but uh unfortunately i know what you were thinking. You thought the end of this was going to be a cure. I thought it was going to be a big old can of shoe polish. We got it problem solved. Preposterous. Preposterous.

Intosterous. I'm trying to find the author of this thing. It was a guy. Donald Moss. I do know that it was a guy So anyways You got a parasite in your body And it's growing

Inside your bones And the feeling Is multiplying You're not the one that I want You want to get rid of it though Because I want to know if this guy is white I think he is too It sounds like a white guy Yeah it is it's an old white guy which that is like even oh he's

from new york city we should try and get him on the pod get this guy on the pod like tell us about our whiteness they'll come with your tricks and like to uh do a um uh the exorcism of our whiteness. Purge the whiteness from your body. So that was the gist of that. Anyways. We should try to get him on here. So just want to say, by the way, if you are, thank you to everyone who's been subscribing to the Patreon. And I think that people like the new studio.

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