The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Hell Breaks Loose After Lesbian Bar Lifts Mask Mandates

Episode Date: September 25, 2026

Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield MA ignites controversy by making N95 masking optional for one day out of the week, a female athlete is forced to apologize for pooping her pants, and Ed Sheeran is forced to apologize for pooping his pants.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mudflap - Go to muddy.com/boyscast for $100 in free fuel credit   Ryan Upcoming Shows:  Los Angeles - Oct 1 Irvine - Oct 2  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 Salt Lake - Nov 20-21 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12  San Diego - Dec 18-20 Stockholm - Jan 20 London  - Jan 21 Dublin  - Jan 23 Manchester  - Jan 24 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail] with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - Welcome in New Studio! 01:09 - Intro 01:32 - Lesbian bar makes masking optional for one day of the week, all hell breaks loose 26:27 - Dates - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets! 26:46 - Audio of complaints 42:37 - Anti-gay white reggae guy 48:39 - AD - Mudflap - Go to muddy.com/boyscast for $100 in free fuel credit 50:24 - Lauren Boebert calling people gay 53:22 - Daily Wire movie 54:57 - Seattle passes law making poly people a protected class 1:02:15 - Ed Sheeran 1:05:50 - Bilzerian Fuentes and Sneako calling eachother jewish 1:08:50 - Sheeran's apology 1:12:24 - Robert Kraft's antisemitism panopticon 1:14:53 - Black feminist mom sends her child to the worst school imaginable to prove some sort of point 1:23:38 - Poop apology 1:30:46 - Huffpo's take

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of the best story of the history of the world that suits the boys cast more than any other podcast in the history of the world. It is the story of a bygone era, i.e. five years ago. One that doesn't, you don't see that often anymore. Massachusetts lesbian barred nearly bullied out of town

after lifting mass mandate for one night a week. One night a week. I want to say that I was also kicked out of this lesbian bar but showing up. ripping off my tearaway pants and says, the dog has arrived. Yeah, they didn't like it when I showed up. I go, can we put some guy sports on, please?

What is this shit? I say, someone order a pizza, and then I open it up. It's there for them. That's what I've been saying. And then they're like, we don't have any money for this pizza. Yeah, yeah, there's not a lot of cash full of floating around here.

This is actually my favorite thing because this is, not only this is like a lesbian bar with all the crazy stuff, but it's also an anti-capitalist bar. It's an anti-capitalist business. Yeah. And they are, They're paying the piper right now, I guess. I've been sort of joking around about when you go to the modern art exhibits

and they just have like garbage all over the wall. And then they'll be like a, you remember Newie Lawnge? They had that and there's like a little sign that says, this is to fight capitalism. And this is like, capitalism shaking. I'd hate to be capitalism. Ken Griffin's just like, no. We got a fucking problem.

Is it Mondami? It's like, no, they just, they just stapled some garbage to a poster. Some other garbage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, so I've had my own run-ins with this bar. I went there, I said the dong has arrived. They weren't happy. Now, they're masked it up fully.

And this is... Yeah, seven days a week. This whole thing is over, hey, guys, what if we just have one night? Not masks, not allowed. You can wear a mask if you want. Which everybody is, for the most part. There's probably like four people who are, you know, like iconoclastic lesbians. We're like, you know what, I don't really...

I like the scene, but I have the mask thing. I'm kind of over the mask stuff. But, you know, they fall in line. And they're like, yeah, I'd like a no mask one night. All hell has broken out loose. This is insane. If I walked into a bar right now, by the way, imagine you were just like cruising around Portland.

Is that where it is Portland? No, this is Western Mass. Western Mass. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just said that. But if you, if you were walking around Western Mass, you just go to a bar, you're just like, yeah, pop into a bar.

And then you open up. And then it was just like 19 butch lesbians with masks. And then just like a pin drop. as you go watch. You guys put the raptors off. Oh, I'd be the fucking Abe Simpson meme. Just put my hat on, walk right out of the Bordello. So the original, this is the original post, they said.

It is with love, we inform our immunocompromised disabled divas. We will be opening Saturday nights as mask optional. Previously, patrons were had to wear N95. So this was. Oh, yeah, yeah. None of that, like, you know, fake mask where your nose is popping out, strictly enforced. This is strictly enforced.

and this is, I'm going to, it's going to be, I don't know exactly the order to tell these things in, because I've, there's so much. Honestly, I had the exact problem where I'm like, I don't even, you know, I feel like one of those competitive eaters, you know, like the guys on TikTok where they get like, they have to eat like a giant thing in 30 minutes. You know, I don't know how to attack this. That's a very good one. Yeah, I don't really know how to come, which angle is a meal. You're not sure how to attack me.

Yeah, I don't want to attack this. Like, if you, I would 100% if I was explaining this to someone, I'd be the guy at the basketball game or the, or the d, you know the meme of the guy yelling at the woman? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's me. And I go, and then the one wanted to, had to leave because she wanted to go to clown school.

So there was three owners. They started this lesbian bar. That was their, and then the one owner who allegedly said she got into it because she just wanted to be a janitor. Her whole thing was, she said, she goes,

I was very interested in janitorial services. I don't think that's, is that a really thin job market? I guess it was just one of those things where she was like, I'm thinking about being a lesbian, and then the part of putting together that lesbian identity, is like she went to home hardware

and then she bought like the big janitor ring and she's like I like that like the key ring what else can we get going here I think it was like an aesthetics thing where she started wearing the sort of janitor style clothing you have like the full janitor's outfit on like the dickies one piece that slip not wears yeah overall this feels really good

you put on a pair of tims you're like and then but she was one of those things where she was 12 like swinging a janitor key around her house and her parents are like what's that she goes nothing And her parents are like, you will never be a janitor as long as you're under my roof. As long as you're under my roof, you'll never be a janitor. No one in this, yeah, her family's in hedge funds.

No one's ever been a janitor. No janitors. So that was the original post was they said that you have to wear the mask. After that said, I'll just read you some of the comments that started coming at them. Just say you're complicit in a mass disabling event and get it over with.

Get what over with? Just the fact, well, she's using this code word, right? She's saying like, hey, we're thinking about opening it up on Saturdays, but what she's really saying is like, mohaha ha ha ha. It's like, why can't those six people just not come on Saturday? Why should they have to? Well, that's the thing. All the people that are bad in the thing, because they eventually did a Zoom meeting, which we'll get to. And I have some clips from the Zoom meeting. But also, everyone in this group, like they went like three times. You know what I mean? The best two is even the post wasn't accessible. People got on them

Because the post, like I guess on Instagram, you can put text on a post that describes the post for the visually impaired. So I guess some blind person was like, I don't even know what's going on. I was planning on going to the lesbian mask wear and I'm blind. Yeah, I'm blind. And what? Can someone explain to me what's going on? Because the goddamn post isn't even accessible. I just see the comments.

So, but the idea that it's a mass disabling event. So it's like her whole plan is, you know how we had the- I've never heard. I've never heard those words. Remember Microman, the guy that we said, he got a, his girlfriend wrote an article about how he had a micro penis. Yeah.

He's going to put a penis stuff. He's going to put a potion in the water. And then afterwards, like my dick small. And he's like, regular man goddess. He goes, it's, like, Microman goddess. It's actually regular man now. It's actually regular man now. But yeah, that's, that's, they're sort of like pitch

is the whole idea for this was that they're, you know, it's like, well, we're opening it. We need to figure it away to get all these, turn all these queers disabled. They are. The funniest part is the whole thing is that these three idiot like basically started this business, but they're against business.

And then at some point, they're like, yeah, we are holding a massive bag right now. We have to figure out how to actually make some money. Our landlord needs a, you know, I think they're like $8,000 in debt.

No, way more. It's like $50k in debt. And somehow, I don't know how it works. because the one remaining of the three owners is basically like, I'm 50 grand in debt, my credit's trashed, like this thing has ruined my life financially,

and she's probably like, we have to figure out some ways to make some money here. The kind of place where they take donations, like a business that takes donations. They pass a mask around. Yeah, you can't really fit a lot of money in a mask. But, you know, it's hard to have sympathy in these situations because we've seen, first of all,

we know 5,000 of these people like from comedy, right? Of course. And you go, you play with monkeys, you get mauled, is that the same? Something like that. But it's like, you know that as soon as you enter any sort of relationship with these people where you go, I'm going to be the person in this community,

you're going to be walking on eggshells for the rest of your life and you know that. I would have loved to be like fly in the wall at the first meeting when they decide who's going to be liable like for all the debt. Sure. You know, maybe two of them were like, I couldn't even get a $50,000 loan. Yeah, she was like, and also there's my, I still, you know,

I've told you by the clown school thing. They go, she's been talking about the clown school thing for 10 years. She's not going to clown school. She's not going to do for clown schools. She's all talk, no clown. The other person says, people like you kill disabled people in the name of your own leisure and convenience. Don't come that one night.

It's like one night. But they're making it so maniacal. In their mind, it's a horror movie where she's just like, this is the whole point of this is to create a situation where you can essentially... First of all, why would you want to kill your niche customer base? That's what I'm saying. In their mind, it's... Diabolical.

Yeah, you're like, you're not Nike where you're like, yeah, it's fine if we lose 2%. You're like, this is your whole customer base is so niche. But they're like you're working with Daily Wire. That's a thing. They don't, they think that she has a diabolical plan, right? I hope your venue gets firebombed for robbing my fellow. Pretty normal. Pretty normal clientele.

I hope it gets firebomb for robbing my fellow. You know what? I expect with the new studio and the new background and everything, we'll get a couple comments wishing us being firebombed for changing things up. Yeah, normal. Amuno-compromise. people, their Saturday plans just to scrape some extra revenue from Abelis. Some extra. I love it. They're like such a bad thing. You're like this thing is ruining

my life like to try and do this thing for all of you disabled lesbians. Well what I think this person is starting to realize that this community is ungrateful. Oh yes. And a very good lesson here and like trying to please everybody is impossible. And trying to please or just trying to please that specific community is impossible. Yes. Yeah. There's never, no one's ever done it. And there's no COVID. This is like a population in this town 17,700. Like there's not COVID there. Yes, right. So you have, there's not coming anywhere, but there's not COVID there especially. But there's seven people in the bar that wear mask. God damn, we should fucking mask up. Should we mask up and trying to infiltrate this place? That's not just, I mean, that's obviously the first thing I was thinking is get some rainbow overalls. Howdy, partner. Hey. You lesbo? Me too. Man trapped in a woman's body. Better than you.

Trans. A man trapped in a woman's body. Do you think they like that joke? I'm a lesbian, I'm a lesbian trapped in a... Anyway, so I'm Ryan. Ready, go get some drinks? Stop, anyone want to drink? You're buying.

Lesbian trapped in a man's body here. I don't think you... I think their business model is that if you can't afford drink... They give you free drink. Free drinks, which is such a bad. You're like, wait, so is this a getting loaded? is just like a human right at this point. Doesn't even make sense.

Tequila shots are a human right? Yeah. Well, half the people that are mad, they were performers there, so obviously they can't be making any money. Should we start a fucking stand-up show here? Of course. LGBT-friendly, it's like bringing it's just JJ.

JJ's doing an hour, very LGBT. Very LGBT. He sucked a dick. He sucked a many dick. You ever sucked dick? No, Lesbo. Gold Star, nice. I could break it.

that for you. Okay, these are the accusations. The people running the bar were accused to being abelous eugenicists. Eugenicists. Just to be clear, like, think of the most, you know, ideological, mask-wearing, lesbian, all the stuff. These are the people who they're like, those are eugenicists. She started a lesbian bar where you mask up. Eugenic. To basically kill all lesbians. Turn hemler. face for relaxing their signature policy in the face of what commentators considered an ongoing pandemic. So, I guess it's sort of like a thing like this,

where they come in Saturday and, you know, when the clock strikes 12 on Friday night, they go, ding, ding, and then he goes, survival of the fittest. It's like a purge.

It was the mask. Right. So if you're there, I don't know if it switches at 12 on the dot. I would like to think so. I'd like to think there's sort of a bell that they're, they ring and they go, it hits 12, and then they just go, bang. Like you have like, it's, yeah, Purge, you have like 10 minutes to get out of there

before someone goes, no, they're dying. Sneezing, just all the stuff. They're all just sort of crawling from the door. Yeah. And then, so they started out, this is where it started. Then they did an apology, and the apology says, we are sorry for our passive and dismissive tone in our changes to the norms and schedule impacting the most intersectional among us.

Management wrote on Instagram, we understand everyone faces different intersections, and we're always working to consider all fully needs, all needs fully. So she says she's sorry, doesn't feel like it to me. She goes, you know, we're looking out for everyone. Yeah, it doesn't fucking feel like it. You're not sorry. You're sure you got caught. Instead of diffusing the situation, the apology seemed to make things worse.

You don't say. Well, we're talking about it now, so I would say so, yes. How many apologies in this community do you think have been well received? Not a lot. Sometimes they probably hit really good. But it's an apology. No, no. A full submission will hit.

Apology and I'm giving you what you are. Yes, apology with full submissions is all that's accepted. I don't think an apology's ever hit where they apologize without, you know, and all the things you wanted. I'm doing that and more. And I'm giving you money. Drinks on the house. Definitely. Don't know how we're going to pay for them.

You live there now. So the response to the apology. The bar had aired. It posted an Instagram card without providing alt text for the visually impaired. This set off a fresh round of accusations of ableism. Nevertheless, last ditch, which

opened last year, as a bar for, quote, dykes, transsexuals, gender freaks were... No, let me ask you a question. Yeah. Do you think that there's a magician gender freak? There's a clown. There's a clown. Gender freak. What's a

gender freak a gender freak is just like I'm not I'm not any boxes what are you I also I don't even know I'm Chris Angel gender freak and then you I think what happens is you sort of say like hey grab my dick and then he he hands down and then you go it's in your ear gender freak see what a gender no I don't this is the he switches bathrooms like he walks into the men's bathroom and walks out the so the gender freak there's a gender freak flag and it looks like remember in the 90s super freak no remember in the 90s when a tv channel went off the air so it's static bars and tone yeah bars and tone like it's basically that just like gender freak gender I'm super freak so this is the definition gender freak a gender that is linked to being othered from

general society being seen you haven't even heard of it freak eh and being unapologetically yourself and the term freak so this is sort of a situation where you're like this is a gender that they don't even know about it's not impossible yeah they're like then you go what is it it's like you fucking fuck if i don't want to be put in a box you go we're putting you in the gender freak box yeah that it is ironic because they're not wanting to be put in a box they've demanded here's your flag they just hand down flags and go all right here you go that is true so there are so gender freak uh workers and their friends let's workers getting

commie shit that's what this is that's weird that's commie shit yeah but that is so crazy they're like transsexuals gender freaks day laborers

sex workers day labor I'm here for their free servisa see how are you putting you're right though unless it's sex workers

but it doesn't say sex workers and you think that it's not sex workers yeah I think that's commie shit says and they're friends so you can be friends with a gender freak

and show up can you be friends with a worker I'm a baby Pedro's friend? I'm here for the free services. Yeah, I'm here. I'm friends of the worker.

Walt says on the door, you can be workers and their friends. My buddy works at Walmart. It's pretty. Basically, once you put workers and friends of workers, that's just everybody. This is just, you're just having a bar.

Anyone who has a friend with a job. Or, yeah, a friend with a job or a friend of someone. Yeah, just someone with a job. Well, the thing is, in their world, they probably don't know that many of those people. Don't forget.

disability from their that's true so in their mind they're like you know and obviously workers and their friends but like who's that like one guy one yeah the one uh i guess you're like i think that one gender free girl did know someone that had a job well the bartender who works there for free is a bartender who's just like into this scene works for free and is works for tips but okay that's not very worker friendly is an engineer do you think the one bartender union is probably they love that the clients are they would love it if the one gender freak bartender unionized and just shut the whole place down they would be so happy yeah good for you yeah good work no one should be turned away for the space for lack of funds poor and

unhoused people are welcome in the space so you're so you're like a fucking homeless dude cranking it in the fuck does you have to wear a mask yes I can't imagine they that's you know what that's actually brilliant because you're like any homeless people are allowed in but you have to wear a mask and you go we haven't had a homeless person coming here yet that's correct yeah yeah yeah weird how that worked yeah yeah they

they sort of they did find a work around kind of a bit of a loophole any homeless person in the world is welcome drinks for free you have to drink through the mask you have to have an 95 you don't have one well obviously are you wearing my last one well we didn't know you're an abelist homeless person abelism Trump's homeless so okay

Yeah, that is funny. So the way that they, I guess the way that they picture it is sort of a clown show. You picture like a guy, you know, like gender freak. He's got like a clown outfit. He's unicycling around. There's like a homeless guy shooting up in the corner. There's sort of like a guy in a Fidel.

Judgment free zone. And then there's like a guy in a Fidel Castro outfit sort of like reading the Communist Manifesto. Like that's what they envision, right? Just like madhouse. Just like madhouse. You guys get robbed? You go, no, well.

Yeah, just a total madhouse. Charge. So then they also do these week, they do these monthly Zoom meetings with people in the community. Like the lesbians can do the Zoom meetings. Uh-huh. And they did a Zoom meeting for this. For just people to complain about their business.

To people to complain. It's like a, it's like a business struggle session. Like it just, every week, like imagine once a month on the Patreon, we just got on with everybody and they could just be like,

this fucking sucks. That joke didn't land. Remember that joke you told on the second episode of the month? Not funny. Thank you. Appreciate it. I don't like Danny's the way he's trimming his beard. Sorry.

Really sorry about that. Danny, who gave you your haircut this month? Stevie Wonder? Sorry, I apologize for that. Really, really sorry. We're going to work on the haircut. I'll find someone. Okay, so they do this Zoom meeting.

But this time, last ditch monthly community meeting was on September 11th. Only one of the original founders, Mattelian, is still involved. And that's because the other ones went to the clowns. By the way, normally clown college is minimum a lateral move in life. Huge step up. Huge step up. Like, it's so hard for you. Like, I'm in clown college and things are going great.

For me, previous to what they were, but this one person can actually say that. So they have a bunch of people on this Zoom meeting, and the plan is to go clockwise sharing views on the masking decision and the financial future of the bar. This is, by the way, no one showed up with any opinions on the financial future of the bar. This is exclusively. Let's wrap about how we increase revenue and maybe margins. Each person has two minutes to speak

and it begins with a calming, a calm breathing exercise. Do you think we showed up to that meeting and just like, yeah, I just think we need some hotter lesbians because the ones here. Business idea, hot lesbians, the lipstick kind, not the gross one.

What's up? Heard what you guys said. Appreciate the land acknowledgement. What's up? Sad to see she went to clown school. and this whole mass thing. I hope you guys get that figured out. Anyways,

I was thinking of the lesbian should be hotter. I love the calm breathing thing. It just sounds like this. They did a few breathing exercises in the thing. So during the meeting, a couple times people got worked up and then they have to do like a breathing exercise.

Calm down. Yeah, yeah. It is funny because we've been going through the covert reddits and it's interesting to see what they're living like in real life. And almost immediately, the proceedings derailed going to this article. You know what I said? And there's this one.

one podcast that kind of found this, they got this tape early on and they put it out. Oh, there's actually a video of the Zoom call? No, no, they have audio. Oh, the audio. That's fantastic. But one of last ditched most vocal critics, the head of another gender queer COVID-conscious collective, so they're a different- They have warring COVID-conscious gender queer collectives? Oh, my God.

It's dangerous out there in these Western mass streets. You're just walking down the street. late at night Big girls You know No they're all scooters Warring So another queer COVID-conscious collective

In Western Mass A performer and artist Who goes by So Noir Has been posting complaints About Last Ditch for days Now noir joins the meeting on Zoom Everyone bows down to this chick, right? Like this is the head

This is the head of the rival queer COVID-conscious I imagine. It's a non-binary black. That's final boss right there. I actually think it's one of those things wherever it's like it logs on where everyone's like yeah and you know like obviously there is the moogh. We were just waiting for you.

You started without me. Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. I mean, I'm so sorry. I don't know what I'm saying. Swo no war is a danger to this community, right? They are petrified. installs fear into the rival of COVID-conscious queer collectives. He and other critics, so I think it's a chick that transition to a guy.

Correct. Because it was so one of those things where he said, like, they're having a meeting for their lesbian group, and then, like, a dude shows up. Like, how does that not? It's a chick. Yeah, it's a chick, but the chick says she's a dude now, so it was just like, whoa.

Okay, well, there's a lesbian bar. Gender freak. A gender freak is a freak. I keep forgetting the gender freaks are allowed. Also, if you knew a worker. I found So Noir's Instagram. Be careful, buddy. Don't accidentally

like something. You're going to have hell to pay, man. So noir sounds like a force to be reckoned with. I'm picturing two minions on leash beside her. Not as fat as you would think at all, but Not to be messed with, though. Not to be messed with. Performs in

full mask. It's just a big mask community. It's a mass community. Yeah. But the mask community has gotten very intersectional because so noir mostly talks about being black of course well everybody has to have their way to want their one-upsmanship right like it's it's not enough to be on equal footing even though their whole thing is this ethos of we're all the same the communism stuff yeah in the status game it's all the one-upping oh yeah yeah yeah so and the one the black thing

got pulled hard in this meeting um he and other critics began to flood the zoom chat with the rate messages, which are dutifully, dutifully, I guess part of that means it was part of the they have a system and they have to read all the messages that they say. So I'm telling you, SonaWR shows up with minions and the minions,

I'm saying, so basically anything they read, they write in the chat has to be read. Yeah. Saying Sonawhore pulls out an ergonomic keyboard. Sonomar just busts a lock and key and then it's an ergonomic keyboard. the minions

so it pulls out the ergonomic keyboard a lot of people are calling for an acknowledgement of harm I'm hearing a white therapist so we're already coming out so no worries coming out of harm a white therapist centering the feelings of majority white and white adjacent staff writes noir

who is black so out of the gate the big issue was they have this therapist that has to be there right? Sure. So whenever they do their meeting Like a mediator? Yeah, but it's a volunteer

So they have a volunteer Oh, it's all volunteers It's all volunteers Boys come see me on the road I'm gonna be in Los Angeles Almost sold out next weekend Irvine Phoenix Edmonton and Calgary

Getting pretty close to sold out Salt Lake City DC Providence, San Diego Stockholm, London, Dublin and Manchester at punchup. Dot Live slash Ryan Long I have a couple of the videos

of So Noir But so in their group They have this essentially like a therapist, like you said, volunteer. Yeah, all volunteers. All volunteers. And the therapist is white. The staff's white. Oof.

Bad look. Bad look. That's a bad look. White referee? That's a good point. I don't think you, you don't want to be white like period around so noir. No, I don't know. If she walked in right here, I'd peel off my skin.

What was the thing, the phrase from last week? White, I don't, not white identifying. That's like this is the same. You have to. You're right. Because we were saying where does it come from that you go, I don't identify as white. You go, it comes from so noir fucking walked into your establishment.

She goes, oh, this is white-owned establishment as you? I'm not, way. And you sort of try to like quickly, like give yourself blackface and then you realize that was not the movie. She checked mates you on everyone, though. She goes, you're like, I'm not white identifying. She goes, oh, must be nice. Yeah, must be nice.

It just identifies what you ever want. That's cool. She can't be beat. No, she can't be beat. And then a therapist, the other issue with the therapist is they're all really unhappy with the therapist because they're saying the therapist is going to report them and have them institutionalized? That's amazing.

This is the... So... Why would you think that you're going to get an institution? Because I've never had an interaction where I go, I'm concerned that I might get involuntary institutionalists. Yeah, and their point is like, that's like the cops. They go, these people are the government, which can't be trusted, and you brought one into our circle. And by the end of this, they're going to put us all in the fucking loony bin. Is this gender queer therapist is to them basically...

Derek Chauvin. That's a good way to put it. Essentially. A lot of people are calling for, okay, so writes noir, who is black. I would love to get to a place where we, and this is what the person who runs the bar said, I would love to get to a place

where we all know each other's face, where we all know each other's name. How do you know each other's face? They all wear masks. It's messed up that the mediator is dismissing those attending virtually. That's not accessibility. Someone responds in the chat.

Here, here, here, here. So, yeah, at the beginning, so yeah, someone comes out and they're just like, you know, I just want us to all get to know each other's faces. You go, what was that? Faces. I do like that. The, so noir says, basically, I'm hearing a white therapist centering the feelings of majority white and white adjacent staff.

It's like, they're all volunteers. It's like the white people are volunteering. Not too volunteered. Who's volunteering their time for no money because they thought that that would actually get them in better standing with the minorities. and the minorities are like, I ain't listening to no white volunteers. You're like, well, you guys do volunteers.

Then volunteer. Yeah, the volunteer. But you guys don't want to volunteer. Yeah. So we're the ones who are like, we're taking one for the team here. Find someone to volunteer. One of your worker friends.

Your worker friends. Who's currently unemployed potential. But yes. We're going to be saying a lot of different ways of you can't win. Oh. Because that's what they say. You go, you know what? Because Son noir is such a fucking handful.

Yeah. Let's have someone who can mediate that will, you know, we'll bring them in and a therapist and stuff like that. We'll do that so this thing can run smoothly. Does anyone want to do this? We only got one white lesbian. By the way, it's in Massachusetts.

So yes, they don't have a lot of black gender freaks. If I was in that Zoom meeting, I'd be like, so I have a way we can turn this business around. Have we considered turning this into a chick filet? I'm going to need you some breathing exercises. So they're not happy that the mediator said they wanted to meet face-to-face. No. Almost immediately, the proceedings are derailed.

Moreover, the Zoom attendees speculate that the mediator's license status makes her a mandated reporter, an agent of the state, akin to police. Just because you're like, yeah, my job is I'm a therapist, so yeah, there's a license. There's like a regulatory board. So you work for the state. Just say it with it. Say you want to kill minorities without saying you want to kill minorities. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

You're like, someone who's a truck driver, like, you know, delivery driver go, you work for the state. Agent of the state. You got to have a license. you're gonna fucking have me institutionalized one person going by Moss asked the mediator if they could have them hospitalized against their will adding that her presence is wildly

unsafe it's so funny because it's like this seems like such a parody it seems like this is the kind of shit that you would like make up and ascribe this stuff to them but it's like surely they're not this nuts yeah I'll give you I have a few so I'm just going to show you

the first one. This is just to get a get a little taste of what this sounds like. Zoom shot. Question for the mediator who is a therapist, who are mandated reporters and work for the state? Are they informed on peer support and the intersections of race and disability justice? What is their race? I can't see them. Someone else said, also given

professional credentials are being dropped, are we to understand we now have a professional relationship with this licensed therapist? Do we have confidentiality? Are we subject to mandated reporting or hospitalizations based on the content of our communication? Can we get the NPI of the therapist. It's confusing and concerning profession and license was invoked in this context. Why did they talk like a robot?

Amplifying what Moss is saying. This is the person reading the thing. This is the person in the chat. This is very autistic speaking. So they're saying it's wildly. This is the, yeah, so that that's the person reading everyone's chats off saying like that we're feeling wildly unsafe. Can we get verbal confirmation that they won't put me in insane as after what I'm about to say? That'd be amazing.

like to catch a predator kind of scenario and said you're just involuntarily putting people in mental institutions well self-proclaimed freak right that's what I'm saying gender freak yeah why you have a seat you have a seat I'm already sitting tell me about I'm stood in four years tell me about this mass policy yeah yeah so they spent the first 10 minutes of the meeting just like being outraged that there was like a white therapist there to mediate that is crazy that they would specifically ask the race, like that would be a huge deal breaker, like make a big difference. First of all, why would the race matter? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's going to be a therapist you're meeting any. What race? Like, this is the thing is like, this is too, like any gay person that we know, like this is nuts for them. Oh, yeah. Like, you're getting like the absolute whack jobs participating in this. Right. So then on top of that. This is like the progressive of the progressive therapist.

This is the nudiest people to on top be like, I would like to know their race just, just for my own safety. safety that's enough they're here they're wasting three and a half hours they're fucking time to read off your fucking complaints yeah for a bar that you have no financial staking a bar that loses money probably sucks

can you imagine like a bar that you went to four times like showing up to their monthly meeting with some complaints well you know I don't like the new coasters this is a common thing with these LGBT bars like even the one that replaced old man hustle in Brooklyn the sports because they want to be communes

well there's There is like an activism element because you can always support them with donations unlike a normal business where you actually. So they let people feel like they're a part of it so then they donate after. Sort of like church of it. Turns out it's not worth it. The juice is not worth the squeeze. Just sell a product.

Well, it turns out also no one gives you money and they have a lot of complaints. Yeah, yeah. You hear from them. You essentially bring people in to like racially harass you. Essentially. You're like, hey, it's like welcome everyone. I'm just like, you fucking white bitch. All to just lose less money.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not even making money. You're just losing less. And you're still losing the same, basically, because you're not making anything. Moreover, so they more over, yeah, they speculated about that. One person asked about Moss.

Are you going to report me for being insane? The Zoom attendee speculate. The mediator's license status makes her agent of the state and says that they, okay, I read that part. When it was Metellans, I guess, that's the head Les, turned to speak.

She begins. She had never envisioned running last ditch alone. It was not my project, she says. My main goal was to support Sage and Asa, the other two founders,

her voice cracks. So she starts crying talking about how the other one left a clown store. She starts crying her white tears. Well, she did sort of enter the Les Arena though.

Like once you enter these arenas because the other person, she's like, we're going broke and they're kind of like, not my problem. It's not even weird. It's like, I'm going broke.

I'm going. This is destroying my life to provide you guys with this safe space. And then what do what, but they're like, what do I care? This is that as soon as you sort of put, as soon as you put yourself in any position of authority, like we've seen this with like someone who's like runs a show, right? You essentially become their dad. Yes. Like so they look at you like you are the authority now.

Yeah. And if you're just like, hey, if I do, if I pay everyone $500 a show, I'll go to business. You go, they go, not my problem. Yeah, it's not my problem. I go, all my comedy is worth $500 a show. Right, because they're sort of think of the world of like, you know, there's these rich people and then there's people fighting against the rich people. As soon as you're like, I'm

the owner of something. It's like, yeah, you're the bad guy now. Yeah, you're the bad guy now. And you go we have demands of you now. It's like, yeah, well, what we want is people to do it and then curtailed every demand and then if you get involved, you now have to curtail to their every demand. Yes.

I mean, look, anti-capitalist businesses bad business. Remember the one in Toronto? The anti-capitalist, we talked about this years ago, the anti-capitalist cafe. and then there was like a mutiny by the fucking all the staff. Yeah, that happens every single time. Every single time.

She tells her group, her credit score is trashed. For six months, she lived in her truck because she was pouring money into the bar. Imagine being so cooked, you're living in your fucking truck to support this LGBT bar. And just imagine thinking, like, if only had some more money and you go, what do you think is going to happen? You go, there's seven people in the town that wear masks and you're just like, if I only get another 10 grand, I can solve this. Yeah. What? You're just like, we need like some renovation.

that'll solve the problem. What if we get a bigger TV? What if we get one of those famous like Bob the drag queen took up and he goes Yeah, it's like 200 grand for a night. Okay, so now we know how much we need. She's working four different jobs. She has normal jobs on top of this.

Worker. That's why she said worker. So she has four normal jobs on top of this. Four normal jobs living in her car. Living in her car. Because she can't. She has this fucking. Because they're financial.

financial sinkhole financial sinkhole so four people in massachusetts who wear masks all the time have a place to drink for free she is responsible for paying off the $50,000 loan the three of them took by the way I want to know who gave them that loan I got to know I got to know what bank signed up it can't be from a bank that's going to be like a loan shark or some shit you think that's mafia who gave them imagine that business play Man. Who said, like on a napkin? Who said there's three of you and two of you are allowed to just take off at any moment?

Well, that's the thing. Obviously, only one of them had the credit to get the long. The other one's in fucking clown school right now. God knows where the third one is. So she's trying to explain this to the soul noir, right? She's sort of like, listen, like, I have three other jobs. This place already cost me $50,000. I just can't afford it anymore.

Silence. Silence. Why do you make this about you? Why are you making this about you? A black man is woman, her man is. talking eventually after three and a half hours of discussion three and a half hours the meeting wraps up noir has more to say but when someone suggests he come to the next community meeting he refuses there's a lot of emotional and physical labor that goes into this so for you as a white person to ask me

to stay at another meeting for free this on zoom right just to be clear yeah there's physical labor to do a zoom call that you volunteered to go to you volunteered to go to you think she said she should be paid so she wants so what in north so north it says you're going to hold a meeting where I come and tell you what's wrong with your bar and I should be paid for that labor I think I might have that one

all the demand to be compensated here it is I'm a person I'm there's a lot of emotion there's a lot of emotional and physical labor that goes into this so for you as a white person that asks me to stay another meeting for free to to vomit the same harm that Jackie that Jackie has everyone has access to see is incredibly

disingenuous and racist I'm not doing that so it's racist to say like yeah it's been three and a half hours while we do another meeting by the way white this whole scandal the greatest thing that could ever happen to this poor woman because the bar will just shut down right and then she can at least have to stop pretending like i'm going to get out of this hole she just has this debt that she can manage and just move on move on with her life 50 grand in debt yes versus having to just continue sinking money into this yeah but the the demand to be compensated was my probably one of my favorite parts of this story It's like, you haven't bought a drink in like six months.

How much she thinks she thinks she deserves to come in? She hasn't paid for anything. A minute. But what she thinks she should be compensated for is she's coming, dressing her down. She showed up to tell her why she's racist. Yeah, that's a lot of emotional labor. You're like, I want to be compensated. You go, for what?

You go, my job of telling you how bad you are. So she shows up, derails the meeting, tells her she's racist and the worst person. whatever and she should be paid racist by the way for just wanting one night a week that doesn't have masks optional right that's a racist Kurt had a similar thing I remember when Kurt was getting canceled for something or other one of the people that was like the main person that was like

trying to get him fired from everything and trying to get him fired from the Amy Schumer show or whatever yeah the afterwards reached out and was like you should hire me as a consultant so I so at the end of the thing they were like since I've like ruined your life like what I'm actually looking for is you hire me and I'll tell you what's offensive and what's not. Seems like borderline extortion. Well, that's, that's, this whole thing is,

I mean, before money got involved, it was already extortion. I know. It was like, if you don't do what I'm saying, I will fucking out you to the community. Yes. And it's not going to be pretty, pal. No.

So no war fucking packs of pun. This girl's going to be, this girl's only 26, too, who runs this thing. She's going to be married with three kids. Mary soon, yeah. She goes, that was enough of that. Yeah, I had a taste of that world.

I did not care for it. So that was crazy time. Yeah. Really not fun. And yeah, you're right. It might just be like, she goes to her dad and she's like, listen, like I lost your 50 grand. You have to bail me out.

Yeah. That's the end of that. I'm not gay anymore. Here's the deal. I admit it was a phase. I need 50 grand. I'll be at church on Sunday. I'll be.

Not gay anymore. If you pay off my debts, I'm not gay anymore. Yeah. So my favorite, I think clown school was up there with really good. I really like them getting mad at the mediator because he's going to have them institutionalized, which wouldn't be actually out of that. Which, by the way, some of those people absolutely should be institutionalized. But being paid on the top of that was probably the icing on the cake for me.

Noir spends hours after the meeting, unpaid, by the way, posting furiously on Instagram stories. So she was like, for this is such hard emotional labor for me that I want to be paid. Also, as soon as it's over, I'm going to do a lot more of it for free. Instagram stories about Mattelan and Last Ditch. adding, had been shedding white they, them tears. That's what she says. He writes, oh, he's a he.

I keep forgetting, Sonor's a guy now. That's a gender freak, though. It's a gender freak, though. It might be different by the end of the article, but... The bar has... You have morphing in mid-sentence. The bar was not a safe environment, nor interested in revolutionary praxis.

And one other thing that happened in this. Probably not a safer bar on earth, by the way. Yeah, and I think this might be this clip. Hold on. Hello, my name is So Noir. My pronouns are he him. I'm a multi-disciplinary artist and a former collaborator, patron, and performer of Last Ditch Bar. I came to this meeting to express solidarity to those who are against the violation of Last Ditch's former mission to keep people safe and the mass-required policy on Saturdays. As a black person with other marginalized identities, I no longer feel safe in this venue anymore. Not around the owner, Jackie, and that purposefully spread misinformation and attempts to devalue my work, liking multiple comments, especially from one racist. person who was not, who has never come to last ditch, alicening my disability justice at work to Darvo. And if anyone is aware of Darvo, that is something that it is a form of

manipulation used by sex offenders, rapists, and pedophiles. Okay. So Darvo, this was a big part of it. Darvo. Have you never heard of this? I don't think so. So Darvo is, it's deny, attack, reverse victim and offender. So basically When you're getting mad at someone Which it is

By the way It is what they do Like you'd be like hey You're being like rude right now And they go you're racist Yeah you're racist So it's kind of that right But they're saying sex offenders do it

So when a sex offender Denies wrongdoing attacks the person Confronting them and reverses roles of the victim So If someone attack If someone says like hey you had sex With a 13 year old Then you go she's lying

They go you're doing Darvo Gotcha But that's that is what they do. I mean, it sounds like it's a fancy way to deflect him. But someone accused them, they, they, them, they them. Accused to, I did it wrong. Him. Right, right, right. So, so noir essentially, in the comment section, someone goes, this person's doing Darvo and they're because they're doing these crazy rants. And they said, you're basically calling me a pedophile because I'm gay. And that's the, that's the leave that they made.

So they brought up the Darvo thing in these conversations like 40 times. So noir must be a nightmare when working as a barista turning the day. Buddy. You do not want to have a change. Yeah, you do not want to hit that no tip button with So Noir. I wouldn't dare. Oh, my God. Yeah, so does you up in her house.

The critics online are unmoved. You chose to use your time to spill tears and center your feelings. Her feelings that the bar is going to be up. listen like I can't afford another month's run this or nothing. Does anyone else have any other ideas? It's not, and they go it's not our spot, it's not us to tell you how to run your business.

Noir posts in the chat. This incredibly racist and deflecting behavior noir who lives 50 minutes south of Greece who lives an hour away. Estimated she's visited the bar seven times but won't return unless there's new leadership. What do you mean leadership? She owns the lease.

Unfortunately. There's a lease you can't get out. Unless someone What sucker is now taking it over now? Yeah I mean again This is not You can't

You can't repair a house that's on fire He says Okay But yeah it's It is interesting They like- Very dramatic Sounds like a chick Yeah sounds a lot like

It's a little less he him And a little more she they huh You can't Repair a house that's on fire And then later on They tried to do their night And then just after midnight One patron is left at the bar

So the person who is reporting on this space He was there and they just go there's just one person probably homeless dude time to settle up I don't have any money fuck me

really thought I had a score there it's hoping it's hoping you'd pay off this huge tab a regular her works at the Mexican restaurant next door so basically the girl who works at the Mexican restaurant

next door comes over for a pop she wonders aloud about holding a lady Gaga themed night and she's brainstorming and Mixie Demura's Gaga's canceled she's a Zionist so they were thinking about maybe maybe a gaga night would be good and they go they can't do that

gaga's out no who i was thinking they should have is uh the white reggae guy everyone knows this this guy's been a hit and hit my feed really hard time hold on no no hold on i want to do the other one white ragged guy that sings about don't be gay if you go dougainta if you go DJ there and you pop that guy on it's been some new original that would be like the chicks just trying to finally just

end the whole... Get him out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just end the whole thing. Just... I got, oh, that's the DJ? What? So there's a white guy

and he's got dreadlocks and it's all about that. So there's another one. Musculinity is under a top. It's fucked. Ha! The entire beatings it's at. What was the one you saw?

It was the Bob Marley one. Oh, he had like some Bob. Oh, yeah, one love in the brackets. It said, but not gay. It was like AI, Bob Marley, one love, but not gay. People are really unhappy with this guy. Yo, he had one,

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Like, they're almost like, you know, some of them like went to law school or stuff like that. They kind of were early Bitcoin guys Or they were all like they sold weed right So some of these A lot of these guys They don't give a shit because they Basically were like selling weed

It transferred over into the legal thing They got like in the ground floor legally Opened up like a head shop And now they're like kind of rich Moved out to the middle of nowhere And just have a bunch of money And you don't give a shit But this is a new

This type of granola hippie dude is This is like a post COVID thing Oh for sure Like this race conscious hippie Oh I've never seen the race That's new. That's new. The gay stuff doesn't seem that crazy because you go reggae, I'm sure reggae period doesn't like gay stuff. Right. Bujubanton, anyone? Yes. Yeah. But yeah, this is a new. This is basically because they're all like care about what they put in their bodies. And then COVID, they're like, you have to take the vaccine. You go, I guess I'm a racist now. This is where we're at. Do you say the Lauren Bobert thing where everyone's accusing her being gay?

Oh, a couple lesbo. Yeah, people are saying she was. I'd buy it. Well, she had a few things. Don't you remember? She had one where she was in the movie theater and she was like getting fingered. I buy it. This is, we've been to, I've had that theory forever where it's like, your Florida Republican is the funnest probably person in America.

I mean, I got drunk with her. I'm telling you I buy it. Yeah. Oh, you know her? I don't know her, but I. She was parties. I partied. Did you get the vibe that you're like, I could smash this?

No, but me personally, but certainly. Funner than J.D. She's around. She's out there. Right. She's outside. She's on the streets. She's for the streets.

Yeah, and people are like she took down two chick she worked with. Yeah, I was partying with her and Byron Donald's. Who's that again? He's about to be the governor of Florida. Really? Yeah, yeah. And he was having a couple? They were all partying, man.

They are fucking partiers. Florida Republican is fun. Yeah. Dude, like, honestly, there was no difference between me, like, drinking with them than if I just wound up at, like, a random bar within Sudbury. Yeah.

Just two random. random just people there like they were just they're fucking I mean they have a I know who you wouldn't want to have a drink with is Jady Vance no that's the opposite side of the spectrum no I would not it's like intellectual Republicans not fun no you want Florida trash like owns guns yeah oh yeah yeah and she's

she's a big gun person um you were you posted about the Daily Wire video the yeah I might have to watch it only because it's this actually movie seems hilarious uh I have your clip Jonathan Majors, man. Guy was like in Marvel movies. Okay.

Oh, should we play? We're going to get copyright strike. Just explain it. Basically, Daily Wire made a movie starting Jonathan Majors. It's a super like anti-Islam. Like, Islam is the worst thing. Kind of like a standard movie from 25 years ago. Like a right post-9-9-11.

No, because this one they put. But they put every talking point. They put every talking point. Like every, you know, like literally the dudes like drinking out of, of like a facts don't care about your feelings mug. Right. They just, they, shoe, it's like shoe,

I mean, it's the same thing as the shows you used to watch where the people would be like, you know, your son got cancer because of racism. Essentially. It's basically the, the opposite of that. Yeah, yeah, but so it's about, these, like, gay people,

and then they are, like, sympathetic to Islam. Like, there's, like, these gay people on, like, a college campus, and they're, like, sympathetic to Islam, essentially. And, like, the whole point is, like, oh, don't you know they, like, throw you off of a roof because you're gay? Yeah.

And then literally there's a scene on top of a roof where the gay people are like, they're like massacring this college. Like all the like ISIS or whatever is like massacring the college. And then the guy's like, you know, this whole Muslim guy's giving his whole speech, obviously not Muslim in real life. And then I given his whole speech. And then about like the woman, he's like, you know, you're going to have kids. Are you two of you're going to have kids?

She's like, no, I'm like kind of into anything and he's gay. And the guy goes and then kicks him off of the roof. And he just fucking hoofs him off of the roof. I'm gay. Stomps him. Yeah, he does so bad. I was like crying, laughing when it kicks him off of the roof. I'm gay.

And he's like, he's like, oh. He's really crappy special. He's a special. You know, here's one that, in the last of our sort of, you know, wacky area is the Seattle passed a measure to protect non-monogamous people as a protected class

which to me was just funny like saying that like the fact that you crush pussy should be retected. You go that's, you know, I'm just like we're thinking more like sluts but yeah you go I can't stop banging other chicks and my wife and then protect the class in what scenario like you can't get like evicted

like you can't get fired. Yeah I guess I guess they're big You can't get discriminated. The only one. one they have that I think is actually makes sense is probably like

when you're applying for like housing or something like that but I also think they want like adoption for example you could you could like adopt someone as like a trio oh and stuff like that so they have like a lot of wacky ones but it's funny just being like showing up to the thing and you're just like at your

family gathering talking about like all the pussy your crush in and everyone's just like dude you can't say that and I go excuse me actually like I'm protected I'm protected by the government. Smell my fingers. Smell my fingers. Give them a whiff. All right.

Give them a whiff or I'll report you. Yeah. This is the classic unintended consequences because this is obviously for chicks. Yeah. And then dudes are going to start doing it and they're like, no, no, no, no, no. That's what always happens. Yeah, that's what always happens.

They go, wait, wait, no, no, no. This is in their mind. It's like some woman going to, uh, she's like, her boss is like, hey, can you come in here? I've got to talk to you. He goes, uh, so, um, I just found out you're a slut. So you're a slut. So you're five.

She's like you can't do this to me. He goes, uh, yeah, I can. I don't we don't employ sluts here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh no, my boyfriends are gonna be so mad. You know what I was thinking to is people talk about like a relationship where they go you would think a kind of monogamy if the idea of it is just like, okay, so no one can have sex with other people, but you go sort of. But really what the deal is is men are giving up sex and women are giving up that men can help them with anything. Because that's what the part that women are given up.

It's like the sex, you go, it's not actually one on, so you go, like a man, it's more in you to always be trying to smash, right? Like that's like more biologically in you. So when a woman's like,

oh, we both gave up sex, you're like, yeah, but that's, it was way, it's way. This is for what, non-monogamy or for? I'm just saying like the general concept

of relationship. And the reason I'm sort of saying this is if you think about it, you go, okay, well, what is it? You go, okay, so the guy can't smash any more girls, right? obviously the girl also can't smash any more girls

but you're like that's it's not not as much of a thing you're giving up right so what they're giving up is being like oh for example you're just like oh my friend at work is actually going to pay for my you know my pay for my car repair and you go no you're not allowed to do that yes so what the woman's giving up is

you can't use sex to know or sexuality to get stuff from other guys where you go oh this person you like when they have like a simp that drives them around or whatever you know that's what you're giving up is you can't get any stuff from other guys. All the stuff you get from guys has to come from. You only have one guy that can give you stuff. Yeah, no more just free perks of being a woman.

Right, right, right. And maybe there's exceptions. You go, I'm out of bar with friends and you go, someone's buying us drinks, but you weren't really like going to talk to them or whatever. But really that's what you're giving up is instead of like, oh, I'm a free agent where a lot of guys can buy me dinners and this. You go, now only one guy.

I'm signing up for the rest of my life. Only one guy could be solving my problems and buying stuff. Not happy about it. But that is the truth, though. So when a girl's like, well, then you can't do this. You can't be, the same reason the dude can't be like, okay, if you don't want to give me head, I'll go fucking somewhere else. Yeah.

The same girl can't be like, well, if you don't want to buy it, John and my work will buy it. Like, you know, that's what, that's what's given. That's the, well, I told you. I had my ex who the guy, some random guy she knew, sent her from Vancouver, sent her killers tickets. Oh, yeah. And she's like, yeah, this guy, like a friend of mine just, like, sent me floor tickets.

But you weren't in a relationship whether at the time. I was, yeah. Oh, you were. Yeah. Yeah, we were. I was thinking it was the Vancouver one. No, no, no, no. It was like, we'd been together for like a year probably.

And she's like, yeah, my friend from like I used to work with for my birthday, sent me floor tickets for the killers. And I go, we're going, but that's. Well, you can bring the guy in on it where they go, hey, I've been sent this thing and we can decide together if we're going to accept or not. He just, he just sent them. And I, and my only thing was, I'm like, you can't send them a photo of us at the killers concert.

Like, as a guy, I was like, you can't do it to this guy. obviously this guy's a chump. Yeah, but you have to understand you're cheaper than you are territorial. So in your mind... No, I just felt bad for the guy. You're like, listen, can you send him some titty?

Because otherwise the gifts are going to stop flowing. I don't want... I don't want any titty, but I'm like, I just felt bad for like the dude's such a chump where she sends like, me and my boyfriend having a fun time with your tickets and like I would feel bad for him. Yeah, but if she knows she has a boyfriend,

she shouldn't be sending him killer tickets. Yeah, obviously. I think the way she made it out. I love how you feel bad for the guy given fucking sending him. in your chicks. Well, no, first off, he lived across the country, but the way she made it out, and maybe she's lying, was that she's like,

he just sent them. Like, there wasn't real a conversation. Like to see the logs? Yeah, I don't know. Way in the past. Fun concert. Killers put on a good show. That's you being like, hey, I'd like to go see Maddie to see I who next week, if you don't mind.

Fucking Leafs are playing the halves on Saturday night? That's a tough ticket. You wouldn't mind sending. Yeah, I mean just like, maybe glass blue line. That would be nice. That's an expensive. If you don't mind.

Also, I have one more thing that I was thinking that women can't decide whether they want guys to be masculine or feminine. Because they'll say things like Civilry is dead. But then when a dude does the masculine thing, they go, oh, he's competent. Because he has a small dick. Remember we did the article where they go, they looked up trucks and guns and all that stuff and said that there was no correlation. which was, seems like a gay guy

figured out a science life hack. But the thing that I was thinking is that there is no woman version of that where you're just like, they do something feminine and you're just like fucking gaping fadge. You're like, oh, look at that fucking fancy purse. Like, yeah, she's a hot dog in the hallway.

Yeah. That's what I was thinking at first. But then I thought the ultimate feminine thing we do, which is having kids because you would be like, I'll stretch her out. So the call, by the way, originally before this article came out

when I was going through everything I was like this is sort of the apology episode right because there was oh you know I'm going to mention one more thing about last ditch because I was looking up other things that have happened at the bar is one last thing about last ditch is they had a thing where police officers were banned

from the venue but then also the police were looking for someone and then the police just like came in and they said that they were actually pretty nice I also heard two of the 9-11 hijackers drank there the night before. Yeah, yeah. But I was originally going to do the apology episode because there was the Ed Shearan apology. Yeah.

And which also, not hasn't been well received. The apology? I mean, the place looked packed. No, but well received by the getting angry community. Oh, the getting angry. Well, of course. They demand to be placated constantly. And Ed Shearne did not placate them.

They would not, nothing. I don't even know, maybe he could, the only thing they would accept is, if he's like, I'm stepping off the tour, there's no refunds, McLemore's headlining, the rest of the thing. I'm Palestinian now. Yeah, I'm literally going to Gaza. To fight for the... To fight for Hamas.

Like, I'm joining Hamas. And Maclamour's headlining the whole tour. Maclemore's headlining. Yeah, McClure's headlining and no refunds, you have to, you go to the show. Right. Yeah. That's it. Also, I'm like, every day I'm posting about Israel.

Yeah, yeah, that's my whole thing. So I'd say we grade his apology. So first of all, you had the best point. He didn't write it, so. No, he did not write it. I mean, if you saw it, he was reading it off of a teleprompter. Read it right off a telepromp which they were not happy with that. I like that's so funny.

You're like, that's a lot to remember. A lot of stuff. A lot of points. Well, also, it's a tough one because if he said one word wrong, it was going to be Of course. National news. I mean, again, he, that was written by like probably some crazy PR like crisis firm. And his, and it's like, also when things like this happened, this happened at James

alter two, like extended people, like a second cousin will come out and be like, I'm his second cousin and he is a piece of shit. Of course. I mean, dude, think about the value, which you may be, but think about the value of that apology, like the potential monetary swing one way or another. Right? For that apology. Like the value could ruin your life. Yeah, you're like, this could cost me, if I flub this, this, it could cost me $20 million if I do this wrong. So you're like, yeah, of course you read it off of teleprompter. Of course it was carefully written. But you said that, Shearer and essentially made a deal with the devil when he was bringing Macklamar on. Obviously.

Right, but I didn't realize that at first, so I thought it was a good point. But then I looked further into it, and he's kind of coming out and he's like, you know, I never came out to be an activist or whatever, but he did a whole thing for Ukraine, so he's been picking and choosing. Silence is violence, pal. Right. Silence is complicity.

My favorite thing about this is people started asking about other people's things. Like, there was one person, they go, as a Swifty, I'm anxious on Taylor Swift's stance on Palestine. She's friends with Haley. Williams, who closely collaborated with Jack Antonoff for years, who recently changed his lyrics at his own concert to talk about Palestine. But she's also fred with N. Shearin.

So everyone's sort of like, it's starting to be the, like, there is no, like, what's Nate, Nate the Hoof guy's been awfully silent on Palestine. It's the ribbon. You got to wear, they want you wear the ribbon. Right. It is really becoming the ribbon. Like they are very like, I haven't heard from Weird Al lately about Palestine. What is weird out?

The fuck is Mr. Bean saying I've been silent So I think a lot of artists right now Are just like fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck do I have to come out with a statement Or you could just not have MacLamore open for you I think it's past that man I think it's I don't know you get rappers open for you problem solved Definitely problem solved literally these guys are like convicted rapists

Yeah yeah That's fine It's fine It does seem like that doesn't have that would be if Ed Sheeran goes I'm announcing I'm going to be the support act McClamar is going to be the headliner

and we're going to do a Palestine concert and then the Palestine guys are like Please don't can we surrender Please no more No more McHlegram No To stay to But that's how mainstream it is right now

One of my favorite things is On the internet discourse About like Israel stuff So it'll be a bit like Sneko will be in this too And it'll be like Nick Fuentes and like Dan Blasarian And they'll be all like fighting I guess And then I'll see the fights between them And they're both accusing the other person of being Jewish

Yeah of course Like that's my favorite thing right now Dan Kazarian So yeah but then he'll say no you're actually Jewish And Pablo Fuenstein Is that what he said? Sneco's the only one I think Sneko doesn't get called Jewish Yeah he does

Oh does he get called Jewish Yeah that's that's the only one I saw him get called Jewish Yeah, that's the best. I mean, I'll talk to some people. So it's literally like you're Jewish. Like, no, you're fucking not. You're Jewish. Dude, I'll talk to some people who are like so far out there in the spectrum of things where they're like, Hitler was Jewish.

You know that? Really? Oh, yeah, yeah. That's like when you get a real deep water. Like, he's too soft for me. Like when you get in the really deep waters, you're like, no, Hitler was like a Jewish plant. Right. You're like, you're barely floating at that point.

But you're way deep waters. but yeah, that's just they go, it's, again, it's classic, like, just if you want to discredit your opponent in this arena, you just go, no, I'm not listening to you, you're Jewish. You're Jewish. Yeah.

But it is funny when they have the, like, Spider-Man thing where it's, like, four guys being, like, you're fucking Jewish. Like, no, I'm not. Actually, not, you are. You're Jewish. No, you're Jewish. Also, I was thinking that,

I think you're going to like this point I'm about to say. Yeah. You know how, I don't hate the fast rapping. Uh-huh. but I've always kind of made the argument that anyone who does the really fast rapping, they'll like bust around. Rap-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-mab-Rap-Gat. Rap-Gad was good, but...

In the beginning, you'll feel like a rap god. It's fine. I didn't really like that song. I guess it was one of those things where you're like, yeah, that's kind of cool, I guess, right? But there was a genre when it was like Twista and all these people that did the fast rapping. And everyone's always always really impressed by it, and they're always like, you know, like, oh, my God, you know how fast he can rap? Yeah. But I've always kind of made the argument that anyone, that anyone,

who's like pretty decent at rapper rap can also fast rap so fast rap isn't actually impressive like if you take anyone that fast though yes you just it's all about like writing and memorizing it it's not actually that hard it's like phonically it's not that difficult to do the micro machines

guy no I don't remember the micromachines guy he talks so fast remember him Johnny the microcham machine's guy that bald did with the mustache he looked like Mario kind of I was in the 90s and he was just like he talked so fast no I'm not ringing a bell but he's just fast fast talker yeah he's like an auctioneer But a lot of it's...

I mean, by the way, nobody gives fucking auctioneers and they shine. Right. But that's an actual skill because they put in all the filler words in a weird way. But still,

once you learn that skill, it's like kind of you can do it, right? So there's certain things that are like impressive, but you're like, everyone could all do it. And my point was,

is that fast rap is crowd work for rappers. Kind of. Where it's like, some people are impressed by it, but you're like everyone who's like a top tier comedian can kind of do that pretty well. And that's my,

what I think fast rapping is essentially crowdwork for rappers. Yeah, I think so. This is sheer. his apology. He says, I'm deeply worried about the idea that venues should pre-approve content from performers. That happens in so many places that I perform around the world, but it should never happen in the free world. I now want to address the question where I stand in the situation

in Israel, Palestine, and whether my concert here implies where I stand. I have tried in my career not to be a political commentator of any kind. I want my music and shows to be about unity, not division, about humanity, not politic. But this is humanitarian issue. And I can no longer hide how I feel about it anymore. Convenient time. I can no longer hide. I can finally no longer hide. You have nothing to do with anything. Nothing to do with anything, but I've decided right now

that I can no longer hide how I feel. That's funny that you guys were mad because here's a little something for everybody. That's super funny that you guys are mad because I was literally just thinking that I was at my wits end with hiding. That is so crazy because this whole scandal happened, but I actually planned to give this speech tonight.

Believe it or not, and this might surprise you. you, but my thoughts are kind of mostly what you said. Yeah, it's kind of whatever. My thoughts are basically whatever just makes the least amount of people anatomy. And I can't hide it anymore. And I cannot hide it. My thoughts are the most politically correct stance, and I'm done hiding it.

I'm like, yeah, I'm like, it's a lot going on there. Also, you know, Israel, like, you know, and I'm done hiding this. Anyways, the club is the best place. So he came out and said he's not hiding his opinion. No, he's done. He's done hiding. As of this week, he's done hiding it. What happens in Israel at the Nova Music Festival is horrific.

So, but compounded centuries of Jewish pain. What's happening in Gaza is catastrophic on just about disproportionate? My heart has been broken by the scale of devastation and loss of civilians' lives and children's lives and the systematic injustice we're seeing untold West Bank cannot be overlooked. I am already speaking to people across the spectrum to work out how to make a contribution that helps victims of those terrible times and listening and learning because I do not know enough. I'm honestly so grateful that you're here with me. So that's the part that he couldn't hide. I don't think your average judge Schierman gave two shits about any of this stuff. That's probably somewhat true.

They showed up like I saw that stadium that was at Lincoln Field in Philly. They were like it was packed. It was completely packed out. I don't think they gave it. No, I think you're correct that if you can just, like, move on. It goes away. I agree with that. But it doesn't feel like that when you're the villain of the internet and you were, you know, this kind of.

Especially when you're like a darling. You're like, he's the least controversial person. Yes. No controversy. It probably affects him, like, to be like, oh, everybody hates me. Yeah, yeah. But then you show up and you go, oh, you know what? That was the internet and real life actually.

Well, that's the good thing about live shows is he gets to go there and you go, no, I actually have. Because if you're not on tour, that's different. When you are on tour, like... He was legitimately sad. He goes, I don't know if people were going to be throwing stuff at me tonight. Right. And you go, well, you're in Philly. Well, this is what someone said.

Reads from a teleprompter immediately starts with October 7th. Won't call it genocide still. Says he doesn't know enough about what's happening. Makes no apology to McClamor and addresses dropping him from the tour. Doesn't mention where his donation is going to be going to. Doesn't encourage anyone else to donate. Won't say Israel is the reason Gaza is suffering. Won't say free Palestine.

only cries when he sees people, shows up to concert because that's what he cares more. Fuck him. And that was a million retweets. Sure. Yeah. His donation's going to Robert Kraft's anti-Semitism command center. We've ever seen that?

What was the command center? I knew it was anti-Semitism group. This is crazy. Stop anti-Semitism Robert Kraft? Yeah, yeah. Like remember the Super Bowl commercial with the Jew sticker? Remember when we put the Jew on the backpack? That's all Robert Kraft.

Robert Kraft is not helping the cause. He thinks he's helping, but he is not helping. He's not helping. No. So his stop anti, is stop antisemitism.com like that. Like when we saw that Jew.com, Jews.com billboard the other day when we're moving.

That's him? My guess, what's Jews? What is Jews.com? I'd love if it was just like a place. Redirects to Only fans. I was thinking it's you click on it. It's just like a place to get like,

this place that curates coupons? I don't know. It scans the internet and curates coupons. I don't. I think this is just like a type of... You know what? This is weird. This kind of looks like if you clicked on...

Are you talking about Jew.com? Jews.com. Jews.com. I don't know what Jew. Jew's dot com. Which we saw a huge billboard. Huge billboard. In Brooklyn, there's just like a massive billboard.

It says Jews.com. Nothing else. But it almost reminds me of like a different... like one of those different sects of Christianity where they're like, this isn't kind of the whole, because it says, what if we were taught,

what if what we were taught isn't the whole story? And it kind of like, it looks like a cool pastor kind of guy, but it's for Jews. But he gets like a Hebrew Israel. No, it's not a Hebrew Israel.

That'd be huge if they got Jews. But he's not, but like he's not wearing a Kippa. He just looks like a cool, like pastor guy, if that makes sense. I'll send John. So he's,

he's kind of saying like not your grandmother's Jew. I think so. Because she's dead. I think maybe. Yeah, because fucking Ed Shearin killed her. Yeah, I don't know exactly what this is meant to be. Now, do you think the Jewish community's mad at Ed Shearin? Or do they think that is he getting, are people happy with the way he handled it?

Because Israel people are so beat down. If just like not an outright, like outright, they're the worst. They're fine with it. I think the Jews are. It seems like you go, that's a, I mean, don't forget. They own the stadiums. They still own the stadiums. stadiums.

Me and my boy, you're not playing at me and my boys' stadiums anymore. Yeah, they're taking their stadiums and going home. There was a New York Times article this week

that went viral and said, in fighting for every black child did I betray my own? And this was another feminist mom. Yeah, yeah, this is, this is Hannah Nicole Jones. This is,

I would be so pissed if I was that fucking kid. Nightmare. Literally using me as a... Send him to high school high. Yeah. Using me as a prop. So she's like a new,

York Times writer. He's sending me to high school with fucking Coolio. Yeah, she's rich. Yeah, she's rich. So she's this, like, her and her husband are, like, super rich. Yeah, like, rich activist, kind of black, like, writer. She's, like, a journalist. I don't know exactly what she did.

And then she had an article where she basically said, like, I'm sending my kid to, like, the worst school in New York. The worst. Most dangerous. Not even the worst performance. She's legitimately, like, I made a point that I wasn't going to say. I could have sent my kid to private school. Yeah.

That's like unfair, I guess. So I'm sending my kid to the most dangerous high school in, and like elementary school, essentially. Pickering high. Basically. Yeah. The most dangerous elementary school just to prove, like, it's kind of what my parents did. It proves like that point.

No, Pine Ridge was more dangerous. Crime Ridge. You ever heard that? Pine Ridge is called Crime Ridge. You didn't want that. That was a dangerous school. Crime Ridge. But yeah, yeah.

So they, but she wrote, it wasn't just that she did that. She also wrote all these articles about it. And at the time, like, you know, eight years. Well, she can't write articles about it. I send my kid to private school. Right. There's no articles there. Well, imagine that, though.

But she would have all these photos of her daughter. So she had this big articles back in the day that were going viral being like, I'm sending my kid to the worst school because of to fight, you know, against something. And then she would post videos of her daughter like walking to the fight clubs. Swat gear, like full like SWAT team. And everyone was retweeting being like amazing at the time. Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's so much,

it was, there was so much of these feminist moms. It's the same as, I'm sending my kid to school and a dress to make a point. It's like, her teacher doesn't even speak English. Yeah.

So there was a ton of these, these people that were kind of using their kids as pawns for their agenda. And there were probably even better public schools. Like, she specifically, like, I found the worst public school to some.

Possible. Yeah, they don't even do tests. Yeah, I think that actually they don't. I think that's like one of those things where they go, no homework,

no test. Like she said that her kid Like this this because she's like obviously her kid's smart and her kid was like one of the better students and the teacher's like Yeah your kid's like behind two years and reading and she's like that's not possible like my kid's not two years behind and reading and then she realized that the teacher just wasn't grading the test So teacher just took a flyer and goes two years behind and then just guessed sure you just guess and then shortly afterwards bumped her up three years and so she just know she's actually three years ahead and you go that's also not possible right but anyways she after this whole thing after sent into the the dangerous school where every kid's got the metal detectors yeah all the stuff you you had a thing where you were saying that if they sent um uh

well you were comparing something to sending kids to school with or giving the teacher's guns did you remember that no giving the teachers you had something that you go was like giving the teacher's guns but i was i was thinking because you know all they always talk about whether they give the teacher's guns. I was saying it would probably be a similar thing to like, you know when you go on an airplane and they're just like hey, in a case of emergency, would you be willing to help? That would be like giving

the teacher's guns? They go, hey, in the case of emergency would you be willing to help? You go, yeah, I guess. And then it's like, they're shooting at me too. The school shooter, they're like, you took an oath. Because like if the airplane ever crashed and someone came, like, do your thing. You go, listen, I've never once listen. I wasn't listening. I assume it's that giant

red handle, but I'm guessing. Is that what they're telling you? Just pull. that handle? I think so. I love it. You're like, you have to help people get off. I'm at the front. You think I'm waiting around for every person? Is that what they want you to do? I think so. I think they want you to be like, all right, come on, come on. Let's go, let's go, let's go. I got to be last off for some reason because I took six

extra inches of leg room. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go. But yeah, I think that's what the... I paid more for it, by the way. That's crazy that they charge you for that. Charge you for that tax. I paid more money. I should be paid. Yeah, it should be a discount. counted seat. And then after that, she wrote an article eight years later. So getting

juice on both ends where she goes, did I make a mistake? Never know. We'll never know. Decades ago, I made the decision to send my daughter education that I hoped would challenge New York City's separate and unequal school system. I'm not even sure how that would possibly challenge anything.

You go, my kid goes to dangerous school. You go, you've been challenged. Do you hear that school system? You've been put on notice. A kid's going to a super dangerous school. Should you choose to accept it? There's a rich kid at your school.

What are you going to do now? What? Nothing? Well, my rich kids is my daughter and she gets beat up a lot. But would you say this does sound like something someone would say that they were just cheap. No, because there still would have been better public options. It sounds like she specifically took the worst public option. But it's funnier if they're just cheap.

Yeah, it's funny if they're just cheap. Your daughter's like, With my dad. It's like, No, I wanted you to build thick skin and toughness. You're trying to make a statement. I go, shut up. Anyways, the daughter's not happy about it,

and it was a pretty viral. Yeah, not pumped. And she did it for a quote. The original essay was called Choosing a school for my daughter in the most segregated city. And yeah, she said that there was fighting every day. I do like that the daughter eventually went to a high school that wasn't a bad high school.

And it wasn't like all black high school. And then it was like, oh, more racism you go which one's worse the danger or the occasional racism yeah you're forced to reckon with that yeah yeah yeah yeah the fact that you were like uh in fear constantly or just in fear of hearing some bad words i wonder if you get that is one of those things though being like if being the rich kid at the at the the the bad school is probably not it's like you might as well be in prison you're like getting extol you're paying protection money probably like all your shit's getting stolen

Gay or racist. Those are your options. So your only options. So that was, she basically, that was a non-apology, but she came out and basically said, I think I's fucked up because my daughter won't talk to me. Yeah. Yeah, the daughter. I mean, especially if the daughter has any, you know, the brother's probably like a teenager or so is now realizing you're like, oh, you did this for yourself.

Yeah, that's what the daughter's realized. You didn't do this for me. Oh, right. My mom's a narcissist. Yeah, my mom's a narcissist. She has a career that's built on like doing stupid. wacky shit like this. Yeah.

I was a pawn. Yeah. Yeah, I was like a pawn in your shit. Like, I didn't need to do this. You could have lied. Yeah. You could have just lied. I had to get in all these fights because...

Yeah. Yeah, I had to take like a different way home. It does sound like some of these are fight club, though, where they refuse to just like intervene. They're like, oh, yeah, there's fights at lunch tables and they don't get involved. Like, I don't know. That's probably fixed that, I'd say. I have, I guess...

Arnold has the best policies when he's just like, it's all about... getting them in sports and after-school programs. I agree with that. Oh, for sure. They'd another daycare fight ring, too. I saw that. I didn't bring the article. Yeah, I saw that. I scrolled through that. Some real sickos out there. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't think I would ever, if I was running a daycare, I would try and get him to fight, but maybe I would. You get a little bored after a couple years. You get a little bored, just like so monotonous, just the same shit. Like, dude, one guy punches the other kid, you go, you're going to take that? Maybe there's like a point where you hear like wheels on the bus.

too many times and you just fucking snap snap yeah we're all fighting and I've said this before but I was part of a daycare's fight ring yeah so my mom yeah I'll quickly say it I've already said this but basically I went to a daycare and then there was a fight ring there and it was a big news story and they broke it up and stuff like that and the woman used to lock us in the basement in this whole sort of thing and then my mom's version of the story is that she found out about it and busted me out of there and took out but I was scheduled you didn't task 10 and 0. Undefeated.

You're kind of bummed when they broke it up. I didn't get a chance to defend my title. It was in Malvern, Scarborough. Oh yeah, that's better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what my parents doing. They were saving a buck on rent, putting me in the worst school. You went to Dacre?

Oh, they lived in Scarborough. They moved a few years after that, but I think I did like grades up to a few, up to two or something in the Scarborough School of Fight Club. So the next apology, I guess it'll be the final apology on our apology tour. Yeah. Was so a couple weeks ago, we didn't end up covering the story, but there was two weeks ago there was a woman that pooped herself while she was racing. Yeah. And she's since given an apology because people...

I don't think she should have to apologize for this. Okay, so I'm on the other side of that. Yeah, yeah. I don't think she should have to apologize for this. Interesting. I think this is high... Well, explain what happened. So it's hierarchy.

which is like exercise. Yeah. It's like Kenny Powers, not trying to be the best of exercise, basically, but they are trying to be the best at exercising. Yeah. And it's just like, I don't quite understand it,

but yeah, you just do a bunch of exercise. I don't really get what it does either. Not CrossFit. They just keep inventing new ones. Yeah, they just keep, it's just like an exercise circuit and the speed or whatever.

So this chick is, you know, she's trying to win this thing and probably, you know, there's benefits to come along with winning. And so she had a little bout of incontinence and she shit herself. and there's a video of her.

She's like walking and there's just shit all over her legs. And at first, it is interesting to see how this switched because at first this was just like, oh, can you believe this chick shit herself, but she won. And she came out and said, go hard or go home, they say. Agreed. Yeah. Sometimes you have to shoot yourself. Now, you're a shitty guy.

Hey man, you think I've never shit myself doing this podcast? If, okay, now here's a question. And I finish. Because you're thinking about it as yourself. Now, if I shit, myself during this podcast. Yeah. And just like kept going.

It was smelling up. I'd be like, what dedication? Would you at no point be like, probably figure that out, huh? This isn't live, Ryan. So Johnny can just hit, we can just cut and you go kind of clean yourself. So if me and you were running a race together and I'm beside you and I'm shitting everywhere, it's all you can smell. Would you not be like at some point, buddy?

Like, fucking step aside. That's a race. Like if I was playing football. or something and you know the super bowl and fucking you know the star quarterback shits himself I'm not like hey buddy go clean up I'm like we gotta win this game then you can go clean up okay in a race you wouldn't be like

come on pal well I would you're like on your third lap around with this guy it's all you can smell here's the thing it's fucking on the floor it's flicking on to you now you're running behind him and some of the shit's flicking on to you look if I'm losing the race I'd be like come on pal because I want them out to make up ground if I'm winning what do I care

so the shit has nothing to do with anything. You're all just like, it's all about winning. Like, none of you is like, I shouldn't have to be in a race where I'm having like shit flying on me. There's no shit flying. What do you mean no shit flying if you're behind them? It's kind of going down the leg and then it dried up and crust it's gross. Don't get me wrong. It's gross. But, you know, it's kind of like there's like a gamesmanship element to it too where you know, you're, if you're, if you're like, if you're like, if you're, this isn't the Olympics. This is some crappy little race. Yeah, but it's the Olympics to them. And if you're like, in their minds, this is the Olympics of exercise. And think about like,

psychological battle where you're like, holy shit, that fucking person just shit themselves. Like that won't even stop them. Okay. Right? Like, I like that gamesmanship. I would be stopping, yeah, if I was shitting myself while I was running. Well, that's why you didn't win in Ohio. I would just, I wouldn't win in Ohio.

I love the idea that you would keep going. I mean, if I've trained all year for this. If you're, if you're doing like a 5K in New York. I mean, that is a common thing for like marathons where people, if it happens, it happens. Same with Tour de France. Like, you got a piss or shit

like you're not stopping so you would shit yourself and keep running it if I trained all year I'm a professional like bike rider in the Tour de France what if everyone was running up beside you being like come on pal

buddy games a game you're not built for this that's the thing it's like you are just exposing yourself for the fact that you're actually don't want it that bad you're not built for this

right yeah yeah somebody shoot dude the bike guys shit themselves all the time yeah yeah just like part of the game I don't know well she so she posted on Instagram, essentially what you're saying, like

warrior shit. She caved. Covered and poo. Well, yeah, yeah. Like a warrior. She fucking does the paint, the battle paint. On top of the period. That you didn't need to do. Okay, I'll concede. That you didn't need to do. You didn't need to smear the shit on your life. People are

slipping on it. It's basically Kevin James' UFC movie. People are slipping on it. I guess we can have another conversation. So you're saying once someone slips on it, then you would change your opinion of that. Maybe. Maybe. if there's so much shit that people are just like So she buzzed that online and people kind of didn't agree

People were more like gross nasty I don't know you got to deal with the peanut gallery when you're on top People were saying that That it was a health risk They also they had to stop and now they had to like disinfect the whole thing Yeah like if you're like you're you know shit and everywhere and then because they're like actually just doing exercise

and you're like, yeah, the pull-up bar is covered in shit and I have to use it next. I agree. If the shit is just on you and it's not getting on anything else, then... Well, that's a risk you're taking, though, because it might be flying everywhere. Yeah, if it's flying everywhere, then that's a different story.

I agree. If you're like, if someone's behind you and they're like, I'm covering it at the employee... Yeah, like, I'm covered in shit now because it's like hit in the back of your foot as you're running. That's what I'm thinking. Then I would say, but I don't think there were reports of anybody getting like secondhand shit.

Well, and there was a report of a guy that got in trouble. because he started late because he went to the bathroom and then he he got disqualified and that guy has come out and been like so i get disqualified for going to the bathroom yeah like i didn't want is that what you was this what you want yeah what do you want i didn't want bad enough um and then she so she had to do an apology she said looking back i regret the decision to have not stepped off the track i recognize that it should have made a different choice i take responsibility for my it's just there's something funny about having to do your poo apology after the fact they've i think they went back and they said yeah we're gonna take that one away that's fucked up I know my actions had an impact beyond myself and I'm genuinely sorry to everyone that was affected Imagine having to write like how embarrassing is Have to write your genuine like heartfelt apology

That's the thing Yeah if you get the W and you're like yeah And like the shit's embarrassing but I won But now you're disqualified and you shoot yourself That's that sucks I need to remember there's more to life than racing And knowing when to step away Is important on reflection

I've decided to retroactively withdraw from the race And forfeit the profits I earned So she really got it on the internet but well Huffington Post agrees with you because after she first did it Huffington Post came out Yeah because Huffington Post is like this is a shitty girl boss That's what I'm saying

Which is kind of what you're saying too Yeah I mean what if she had her fucking Yeah what if she was free bleeding Starts bleeding everywhere I don't think bloods is bad Bloods pretty bad I don't know Bloods bad

So if someone you'd rather get poo on you than blood? I think I would like neither. What about during sex? Blood or poo? Would you prefer? Blood? Not that in the case closed. All right. That's fair.

Okay, so, and Huffin and Post basically came out agreeing with Danny. They said, we've been talking to experts. Such as Danny Bullish. Me, having in Post? Me, having in Post. Nothing wrong with pooing on yourself. Nothing wrong with shit in yourself and fucking... But Huffin'n and post is only saying.

this because it was a woman, yeah. You are right, but you and Huffpo are in perfect synchronicity here. I don't know. I feel like David Guggins would be like, yeah, you're somebody to shoot yourself. David Gaggans probably shits himself all the time. Exactly, because he's a winner. But he's on solo runs. I don't think you should be, if you're in a crowded situation, I don't think he got it.

You know, we have to have, we need more information about, like, how much, like, splash out. You know, how much splashback, what that scenario was. So smelly, man. That would, I would be puking. Yeah. If I was running beside someone. when they were covering shit, I'd be fucking puking.

But again, it's gamesmanship. I like the gamesmanship. She's like, getting in everybody's head. You're like, I can't finish. You're fucking there's shit everywhere. That's right. That's you running like a 2K. For a fucking jogger on the block. It's shit everywhere. It's gamesmanship. You go, nobody around. If you can't keep up, get off the track.

Come on. My wife's like, you're covered in shit? I go, yeah, I guess you're not about this life. maybe time to get off the track if you can't especially for endurance athletes like marathon runners blood is being stunted away from your gut

and it's going into your muscles to kind of pay attention to get you through whatever activity is you're doing says Supriya so Danny and Supriya if I was an Indian doctor I wouldn't come out

and be like if they ask me to weigh in I go out Actually, you can't even do nothing. If I was Supriio Reu, I wouldn't come out and in support of nothing wrong with pooing everywhere. It is funny, too, because a big part of probably a lot of these people want to be the person that they reach out to for comment on stuff, right? And they make some money on that or whatever. But like, you're like an Indian doctor and you get your first one. They're just like, oh, I finally got my first expert.

They finally asked me to be an expert at something. you go, what is it? We want you to tell everyone that's actually pretty normal to be fucking shitting yourself. God damn it. God damn it. I think this chick's getting like a depends.

Nothing wrong with void in the toilet. God damn. Chicks getting a depend on sponsorship. That's so funny. See, Depends needs to make like athletic gear. Athletic gear, right? That's just like a whole new market for the past.

You're running in a, I'm just running your two-k with the diaper. Just like full diaper. Just like so full. You go no leakage whatsoever. ever. Danny running a 2K in a diaper. Dr. Sipria Reu and needing to use the bathroom during high intensity exercise, there's nothing wrong with that. It's just not nothing wrong with that. It's just knowing your body's

physiology, knowing, and maybe you need to be near a bathroom during those periods of exercise. So now you're, you can run laps around a urine, run labs around a body. You're like, why are you just running laps here on the porta. I can't go within more than 10 meters away. I got to stay nearby. It's dangerous when I'm running. It's unclear whether she had control over her bowels. Well, it doesn't seem unclear.

It's actually quite clear. Unless you're speculating that she did this on purpose. Is that what they're going on? No, I think that... I think they just worded that weird. It's actually unclear whether she had control over her bowels. It's like the clearest thing on earth.

Or she just didn't want to waste time during the race by going to the bathroom. I mean, if that happened, can you at least admit that's out of control? What's that? If she was like, it's not that it just like, because what you're saying is like, you lost control of your bowels. If they're saying she's like, fuck, I got a shit. Like, no, I'm just going to have to unload it. Well, if it's a time thing, yeah. You think that's okay? I mean, marathoners and bikers do it all the time. So you're just like running. Maybe not all the time, but they do it. Bikers? If you have to. Oh, on the bike seat? Oh, yeah. They piss. Yeah. I think you're in different internet forums where this is acceptable.

I don't think so. I get these are like not the way I was really. Not in a Polachuk household. So your dad's teaching you how to ride a bike and then he's like, obviously if you got to go, you gotta go. Teaching me how to go. He goes, I teach you got to run a bike. So just, no, when you got a shit, you just go. You don't have to bike back home and use the toilet.

You just go. We'll deal with this afterwards. You don't want to cost any time. Where did you learn this? Europe. They charge you a dollar for the urine of the toilets. Your funeral. Let's see. Yes, look, yes, Tour de France and professional cyclists have faced extreme bowel

emergencies mid-race with the most famous historical account involving American champion Greg Lamont during the 1986 Tour de France. And does he at least like stand on the seat? Or do you think? I don't know. I don't know. That was 86. I don't know.

Or do you just go to squish it out. It's, dude, it's called the first. famous Greg Lamont incident. The situation suffering from acute diarrhea during a stage, Lamon was caught short, was caught short while riding hard in the Peloton. The solution. In the Peloton!

Lamon rode up to a teammate, demanded the teammate's cycling cap, and used it to manage the emergency on the fly. So he's shit in a hat. That's, dude, that's what you want to be a champion. He pulled out of the guy's hat and then kept going? Yeah.

Then threw it into the crowd? You never stopped. Where did he put the hat with the shit in it? Probably just in the woods or whatever. Just behind him. Lands on the guy behind him? Yeah. Oh my God.

Yeah, it says right here. There's no, like the Peloton rarely waits for a rider dealing with a stomach issue, meaning a bathroom break off and costs valuable time. It's just like you shit yourself for lose. For a race you've been training for your whole year. This is like recreational robocs or whatever it's called. No, she's like a world record holder. She's like champ.

That's like, expatri. again, I agree fake sport. This is not the Tour de France, but this is not, that is correct. It's not the Tour de France. I also wouldn't like it on the Tour de France if I was riding behind the guy. He started pulled off a hat and started shitting in it.

Pulled off your hat. You're like, I need that. Your teammate, hey, give me your hat. What for? You're wearing a hat. Why didn't you need another hat? I got a shit. One's not going to cut it, pal.

God damn. I'm sure this will divide the comment. but yeah we'll see you way in you thinking it's okay to shit or not okay to shit okay to shit okay we'll see you over at patreon.com slash the boys cast thanks y'all peace