The Boyscast with Ryan Long - High T Alphas 4 LIFE, And Viagra Cures Alzheimer's

Episode Date: December 16, 2022

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We welcome. The Boys Cast. Fellas, you're going to want to get the SPF. It's that voice. Fellas, you're going to want to get the SPF out. It is a scorcher out there. I recommend staying out of the sun for 20 minutes tops because it is a hot one. It's hotter than Joe Biden's negotiating table.

You know what? So when I was young, this is probably the best trade I ever made. I can't remember exactly what the trade was, but at one point I made a Wayne Gretzky card and then I put a fake signature on it. I was big into the fake signatures at one point. It's funny because that's literally fraud.

No, no, this is when I was like nine years old, right? Someone I played hockey with or whatever. But I just always, like, I wonder if they still have like the fake Wayne Gretzky signed card. Like they're handing it over to their kid. Totally, it's just like a family heirloom. And they're like, I ripped this dude off when i was they're gonna go get it vindicated that used to be a big deal back i was pretty hot on that when

i was young just like putting fake signatures on stuff it's so easy because you just look at their signature and just copy it uh yeah but the actual truth was in real life i think signatures lower the value right uh depends it's changed actually if they're dead it probably goes up well no even it just it really actually depends like michael jordan's rookie card he he never he made a deal with a different company so there's very few oh he said i'll only sign at some point no at some point he's like i don't he's like i work with this other company upper deck so he's like i don't uh sign my rookie cards so there's like they're they're expensive.

They're tens of thousands of dollars. So if you do find one that he signed, it's a hot deal. Yeah, they're worth a lot of money. That is crazy, though. If you ever wanted to make some money, he just signs five cards. Imagine someone in his family is trying to say, you know what I mean? You need to give me some money for this and that. And he goes, OK, I'm not going to give you money, but.

I mean, kind of. It's huge, right? It is, yeah. Well, i think i saw something maybe on tick tock where someone who's constantly hounds drake and drake kind of like drake no dressed him down drake because this guy is like what do you mean there's people who literally follow celebrities and get autographs from them okay like that's their job and they sell them on ebay and stuff like here's like how's autograph market still cooking like who's buying a thing that somebody touched i guess at the end they just want a piece of paper that drake i thought these days the autograph market was basically over no way yuck hell no that's a famous famous autograph especially athletes

athletes is a big business but like i mean there was this video and And I guess this guy just follows Trixie everywhere he goes. He's like, dude, you're not like a fan. I know what you're doing. Like he recognizes the guy. And he's just like, hey, what's up? He's like, I see you every day. Well, this has been like the rooster. With athletes, too, because they'll be like,

someone will be like, hey, can you sign like 15 photos? And you're like, no. And well, they would, I guess. Even who did I say? This guy, Billy Strings, actually, who I follow, this musician. And he posts the thing where he's like, look, like I can't sign autographs anymore because everywhere I go now, it's just like the same people. And they're asking me to sign 25 fucking things.

It's like, I know it's not for you. I know you're selling it. He's like, I respect your hustle, but I'm not going to be part of it. He's like, I'm not doing this anymore. Like, sorry. He's like, you ruined it hustle, but- I'm not going to be part of it. He's like, I'm not doing this anymore. I'm like, sorry. He's like, you ruined it for me. So we're in Toronto this weekend. I just got back from Texas and-

That was Texas. So we're not doing the boys' cast because basically- You want to know something crazy? Yeah. Texas related? Okay. So remember how we got the money crystal in Texas that cursed me? Well, it was in Texas.

It was in Dallas, right? It cursed you, yeah. So listen to this. So the money crystal is in my bathroom and I walked in the other day and it was was in Texas. It was in Dallas, right? So listen to this. So it's the money crystal is in my bathroom and I walked in the other day and it was broken in half. Stop. Do you think the curse is lifted?

How did it get broken? Nobody knows. My girlfriend says I did it. I didn't touch it. Did you sit on it? No, I didn't sit on it. It's on like a little shelf thing. That's what, that's why.

But it's like a horror movie. That's what I'm saying, right? It's like a horror movie. Like it's like the money crystal broke and then all the bad juju inside got released. You're then SPF getting arrested. Your stock's still going up. We'll see.

I don't know. I don't know if the curse has been lifted. I was at a show and there was this guy. I don't think I even filmed, but there was this doctor and he was saying that they work with cancer patients and trying to cure cancer and the wife works with cancer patients and he works with like as a doctor and then he also had crystals and i was like pretty bad sign that your doctor i was loving the idea that you go to the doctor this one's for leukemia i don't know

dallas was such a hippie town it kind of is a little bit weird i would not expect that well buddy so you want to hear what happened to me? It was fucking. So the fifth show. So all the shows are pretty packed. So when shows are packed, it's mostly just like your fans and stuff like that, right? Yeah. But then the last one, there was like a big table of people.

Like 12 fucking losers. That's like, does not clarify for me what they look like at all no like a work party of 50 year olds so it was probably one of the craziest things like jjl confirmed it was nuts right so they were 50 15 10 to 15 like old people right not old like 50 to fit 50 to 55 half girls half guys, right? And then they have Christmas lights that are blinking around their thing. I'm just like, this is already, you just go there.

You know when someone pulls out like a phone to take a picture, it's the most distracting thing. Whole table with blinking Christmas lights. Interesting that the club allowed that. So this is what gets interesting. So every comic's complaining. And it was like one of those things where obviously you'd be like yeah the christmas blinking christmas lights in the front row gotta

come off pal of course and then they're talking the whole time basically and then so everyone's arguing with them they won't shut up and then i basically get up and do my thing of like all right like and i i i was saying this i was like listen i've seen this a lot of times this was gonna happen everyone here hates you. Eventually, you're going to get kicked out. Everyone's going to cheer. One person in your group is going to stay because he was actually my fan. Whatever.

I was going through that. And that is what happened. And eventually, that happened and everyone cheered. And I was like, best prediction of all time. Like literally one by one, right? So this is going on for like they won't shut up, blah, blah. And I was kind of like the one guy in the club goes over them to talk. And I go, give them one warning at the beginning because I was like, don won't shut up, blah, blah. And I was kind of like, the one guy in the club goes over to them to talk. And I go, give them one warning at the beginning. Because I was like, don't kick them out just yet or whatever.

Because maybe they'll like shut up. Because you're like, I'm filming and I want to milk this. Honestly, I didn't. I hated them. Oh, okay. I hated them. They're going, dude, at one point, I, so at one point, the guy starts, stands up. The girls, two more girls walk in.

The girls turn around and they're having a full conversation top of their lungs. So I was like, all right, I tried. Like, okay. And then the club just won't do anything. Right. And I'm kind of wondering what's going on. Eventually the guys, like he starts fighting with another guy. This isn't that we're like 10 minutes in.

There's no way to do a joke. Like it is so, yes, it is so out of control i would like twice a bar show it's like they've turned like this nice club but i'm saying like yeah they turned a nice club into like a bar show yeah but like the worst bar show you've ever like someone's playing pool a bar show where you don't get to do one joke yeah you literally no chance of trying anything other than the crowd stuff right so they're they're then everyone in the crowd as you would imagine like they all paid to see me right so're then everyone in the crowd as you would imagine like they all paid to see me right so half the people in the crowd are just like shut the fuck up like that

kind of thing right yeah and then like the first six minutes too i was like you know making everyone laugh with making fun of them or whatever but then you know eventually you're just like okay we're not doing this for an hour so the guy in the crowd starts yelling at him or whatever right he basically stands up like he's gonna walk on the stage and he stands next to the stage with his christmas lights this guy that looks like he's in the fucking military right so at this point you're just like all right probably a good time for the bouncers like and it's texas so you're like everybody has guns no but in my opinion i was like jj was there too and all the crap i was like in my opinion i was kind of like and i even

said this i was like if this guy walks on the stage he's gonna get his fucking clock clean dude i had like fucking dummy bud there was fucking four yards now well there's three or four dudes in the front row that are big my buddies are there like everyone was like there was a lot of people in that crowd that were like i hope he goes on the stage yeah so he's going there he's got his blinking lights he's like drunk out of his mind standing beside the stage eventually the fucking the one of the bouncers comes over and it's like hey come on come on he gets in a fight with the bouncer so then they pull his beads he throws the beads at the club owners his like christmas lights or whatever so this is going on forever and then eventually i was just like all right like and then they but they still didn't kick them out

so this went on forever and then i find out that the guy who's at the who's like the leader of that party was uh buddies with the owner and he's the guy who helped them find the building so he was like he was like a mafia made guy yeah yeah he was a made man and apparently the club's frantically calling the owner being like we have to kick your it's joe pesci in casino it was joe pesci casino he goes he goes uh just deal him again like it's literally that he goes just deal me that's what it was he keeps dealing him like bus cars he goes what you think is fucking funny he's like throwing cards at him no it was that and so i now know that they were running around frantically at the back being like yo you're apparently this guy's a made man yeah so this is why this is why they had so much of the thing

because the guy was probably like hey i can bring you by the way he was crazy apologetic after but like there was a guy who was making the scene no the guy who brought them oh but apparently it was like he probably said to those guys, we're no party. He's like, I basically own a comedy. Right. You know, he's being that guy. And then they come and I was like,

you guys are going to get kicked out. And they're like, the girls are like, oh, we're going to get kicked out. My, you know, co-worker fucking runs this. Like they have that attitude, right? So that's why they didn't tell him to take the Christmas lights off too.

Because everyone that works there is afraid of these guys. Cause they think if they went and kicked them out, they'd lose their job. Yeah. Which they might. I don't think they would. But I'm saying if they were,

the owners of that club's a cool guy, I'm sure he would probably be like, yeah, get rid of him. Like, you know what I mean? He's probably like, I paid you to find me the space.

Fuck out of here. Like, yeah, he would have probably been mad at the guy. I'd be like, yeah, of course, kick him out or whatever.

But no one thought that. And it was, it got physical with the two people. It was nuts. My actual, I think the dream for any comedian dealing with a heckler is like they come up on stage to fight you and then you fuck them up with the mic cable. You do some Bruce Lee where you wrap them all up and then you fucking punch them. Sure. That's the dream.

That's like owning a heckling video that's never been actually done because it's always like the guy comes on stage in the comics like, oh shit. And then they're trying to like escape. There's been a one or two where they punch them.

Yeah, they'll punch them but never with the wrapping them up with the cord. Yeah, like some crazy Bruce Lee stuff. Yeah, some Bruce Lee stuff. Yeah, I wrap the guy up and then tie it to the thing and then you start pulling it.

So you're like pulling, pulling system. Yeah, you throw the mic over the rafter and then you'd be like yeah and then you fucking tie and they hang they hang their hog time and you finish your fucking he's hanging there from the rafters it's like nutty professor stuff and then for your finisher as you do your last joke you do like a sweep like a sweep kick and then just kick him down he lands that'd be the ultimate destroying of a heckler yeah definitely heckler destroyed mentally and physically verbally and physically and then they just leave him there they close the club and he's just there cheers style yeah yeah so that one thing i noticed about texas people uh also on the topic is the same as new york but it's like there is new york people in texas people have no idea how the other ones live in like because you'll i remember talking you'll

talk to the same way people in new york it's like oh i guess everyone's just like a racist hillbilly all right they all have guns and then probably in texas they're like so you how often do you have to eat rats you're like it's not that yeah it very, there's a lot of the Texas attitude of like, you probably can't even, you know, do comedy in New York. You know what I mean? Like, I'm sure you say anything, you just get arrested. And you're just like, I feel like what everyone thinks about New York or like places like that, they think college kids.

Of course. But really, you go, what New York really is is like chris from brooklyn like that's imagine when i like what new york mostly is you think it's like oh it's you know you're just walking around and uh you know you say the wrong gender and you're uh fucking in jail right the real thing is it's you walk around and it's like a guy that dresses like a white thug from the 90s like ask you why you're looking at him. Yeah, yeah. And you're always trying not to just accidentally disrespect people. Yes, that's a perfect way of describing it.

It's all about, it's a very respect culture, which is probably similar to what it is in Texas. They're all about dueling and honor. And they all have guns. And you're like, these guys have guns too. Yeah, they have guns too. They're just not legal. No, that's a good way that's what it is it was it was you're just walking around trying to make sure that you don't disrespect anyone that's pretty much new york

no eye contact no disrespect and hopefully you just get home safe yeah so that idea of like that when they when they what they're thinking of the the college campus and i guess the politicians and they also watch their news sources that kind of like misrepresent New York purposely. Yeah. They'll watch something, they'll be like, it's crazy in New York.

You can't say anything. You can't say anything. And then vice versa, everyone in New York's like, well, they're all like. And they were in New York, they're just watching Rachel Maddow about Texas, and they go like,

wow, Texas is like, if you want to try to get an abortion, they shoot you in the face. And you go, wow. Their family dinners are just 10 people sitting around the table yelling the N-word. Yeah, basically. All right, everybody, grab your Klan hoods. We're going to say a prayer.

Yeah, that's kind of what it is. The internet gets you like that too, though. You get on the internet too much. You do get a little like... Radicalizes you, if you will. Yeah, sometimes it will be, honestly, even though we just said it, there's a lot of crime or whatever, sometimes you'll be on the internet and being like, yeah, New York's so bad, you can't even go outside.

And then you're like, I'm currently outside. I'm currently outside. I mean, even my girlfriend, she always is like, don't take the subway. She's so dangerous. I'm like, first off, she doesn't really take the subway that much because right now it's just non- Maybe don't take it at 3 a.m. Well, no, the amount of police.

I don't know. Like, the amount of police in the subways now is insane. Okay. It's like one police officer for every 10 people down there now. Really? Yeah. They're all like, they don't seem like they're good police officers particularly. They all seem like they just walked in and just signed up.

Yeah. And they're like, just grab a uniform. They go, like, this one doesn't fit that well. And they go, don't worry about it. Yeah, you're just on subway patrol. We just need you down there. They just stand there. They're all just standing around, just hanging out.

So they just have a ton of cops on the patrol. Yeah, well, that's what people were asking. They're like, hey, the subways are getting dangerous. So they're like, we just need more police in the subways. And presence. Yeah. It does help a little bit. For sure it does. I haven't seen anything besides, like, you just need more police in the subway. And presents. Yeah. It does help a little bit. For sure it does.

I haven't seen anything besides your garden variety. Cops mucking around the subway probably does help. For sure. Oh, 100%. 100%. I just don't know where these cops come from. Where do they just get them from all of a sudden? They take them off all the real...

There's all these other stuff that really needs cops. There's someone like, I'm getting robbed at the moment. You're like, we have 95 cops in the subway. Yeah, we got the subway in the subway yeah we got one subway one subway patrols down we'll send them over there probably and i do think of the fact that i'm like well i see all these cops in these fairly affluent areas like i see them on the subway in like union square like i'm sure someone living in the bronx is like yeah i haven't seen a cop down here in fucking six months would be lovely if we get like one. Shit smeared on me by some random dude.

Sure. That is true. And then there's like 40 in the Williamsburg station. Yeah. Yeah. I only take, yeah, I'm only from East Village to East Village. Right. So you're like, yeah.

Maybe to Williamsburg. Right. So you're like, yeah, I don't, I don't really see it. right so you're like yeah i don't i don't really see it um one thing was uh i was like no because i'm not the finishing stretch of where my brain was uh like overloaded with all the stuff yeah which i actually feel like jj was complaining all weekend about stuff and i had to tell him to stop complaining he's very he has a different set of complaints well no but he just complained about this and that and i was just like this whole complaining business has got to turn down a little bit. Getting on my nerves.

Genetic. Sure. There was that too. Also, it was funny because Robbie Bernstein came to. Was he a big complainer? No, I don't think normally. I think Robbie Bernstein's great. But he came to the show and he did a spot because he was in Phoenix.

And then he basically, his like stomach was hurting so he was like coming to hang out or whatever and he did a spot but his stomach was hurting he was like oh and then jj was complaining about something and it was just like two old jewish guys like complaining about oh my stomach he was even saying he was like i've transferred into my dad right oh my tummy you know it was literally like him being like my tummy and jj being like i'll never make it so they're going on and on right but i actually as i was watching jj complaining about stuff i was like you know what i need to stop complaining about stuff because i was i mean i honestly am embarrassed about myself that because you know we're lifestyle design guys yeah you're the original you were the original getting me into lifestyle design guys yeah but uh the problem is

you plan it four months in advance but there is a thing where it's like if you're if your life's too busy or whatever for like a month one it's one thing but if it's two months you go oh that's your fault right for sure for sure and it's like in the when you plan it it seems like a good idea when you're at some point when you're doing it, you're like, this sucks. But then once you get out of it, you're like, well, I'm glad I did that. And then once you're like idle for a week, you're like, I'm bored now. I know. You're like, it's grass is always greener.

No, the problem is you plan your life for zero hiccups. Here's like, you go, okay, I can do this and this and this and this in that month. And then you have something that takes four days and you're just like, okay, well, I only had three days to spare. So now I have zero days. And then one other thing comes up. It's just like, now you don't have...

And it's not one of those things where you're... Because you're on planes all the time. So it's not even like you can kind of do two things at once. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's true. You're like, oh, just stay up late that day. You're like, okay, but my plane's at five tomorrow. I can't tell you how many times actually I've been like, you can kind of do two things at once. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's true. You're like, oh, just stay up late that day. You're like, okay, but my plane's at five tomorrow. I can't tell you how many times actually I've been like, you know what?

I'm going to do like something that I need to do on my laptop on the plane. And then I have like this laptop. And I'm like, oh, I can't even really open it. Sure. I can't even get it open. Guess not. So, but the reason I bring that up is making me laugh that I was getting, whenever I get like, whenever I get

like that, I get to fuck, I always try to get over the top with organizing, right? To being like, okay, at eight o'clock, I'm doing this. 11 o'clock, I'm doing this. And then I had my like lists of, you know, things I need to do. And then I make a list of things I need to think about. And then so someone will be like, hey, what are you doing Friday? And I'll literally write down, like, think about what you're doing Friday. someone will be like hey what are you doing friday and i'll literally write down like think about what you're doing friday it's gonna get in control where i was ordering groceries and i

i caught myself but i was making a list of foods that i like because you're just roboticizing yourself yeah no because you're you're literally like writing the code for ryan so like when they're able to transfer the code over into like uh yeah yeah like a robot or whatever you'll be like here's my lines of code my chick was fucking killing me because i had a i had a list what is that list because i was ordering food and i go let me see you got some can i get a taste of this list please well i didn't know some of the items on this list well the reason i was getting killed on it is literally a list and it goes foods i like the first one was beans because they ordered beans a lot okay is beans a heading and there's like is there like

bullet points under types of beans no you don't break that down no so what and the reason for that was because i ordered um i ordered beans for like for breakfast foods right so the can of beans that's that's a new thing about you that i didn't know is your your penchant for beans well then what happened was we ordered uh food again and then i didn't have any beans so i was like i need to make my list that i like beans because like you just you kind of like it's your rider essentially your riders there must be always be beans but also it was making me laugh the idea of someone being like hey ryan do you like beans and you go let me check

oh it's actually top of the list yes i do uh that's a good question i'm not sure if i like beans or not it's funny too because you're like that's the number one on your list but i imagine you're not making things with beans i just put them in the microwave yeah you're just eating beans out of a can uh-huh well what if i gave you like what if i gave you a bag of dry beans would you just toss them no i don't want dry beans that's you just toss them? No, I don't want dry beans. That's what I'm saying. You don't want to get in the way.

So you've never had a thing where someone's like, hey, did you like that restaurant? And you're like, I kind of can't remember. Yeah. Okay, so now I'm making a list of places and foods I like. That's what I was doing. What's like top three after me? Granola bars, cereals that I like.

Yeah. This is- Bernios. I said I like Bernios. What's a Bernio? I don't know what it is But it's like a Spaghetti-O But it's not Bernie Sanders

Oh but Spaghetti-O It's like a Trader Joe's Spaghetti-O Yeah Alright Anyways You basically

That's like the same list As if you ask a six year old To go hey I'm going grocery shopping What do you want? Coffee pods That was another thing On the foods I like

Beans Beans number one That was the funny part Was that I had a list of the foods I like. Beans. Beans, number one. That was the funny part, was that I had a list of foods that I like. And beans is number one. It's because I forgot to get them the last time. It's a solid breakfast. Just a can of beans?

Oh, it's good for you, I think. It is. It's from the four-hour... It's not even that I like it so much. I think it's just... Tip Bearer's four-hour body was beans. He says beans? Beans is a big one.

I'm telling you, beans is good. Slow carbs is what they are. But are you eating like the sweet baked beans with tons of sugar in them? Maybe. Yeah. You're eating a bowl of cereal that's essentially just beans. You're eating a bunch of maple syrup? Yeah, it's like a bunch of maple syrup and just beans.

So what do you do? You have to give beans with no sauce? Yeah. All right. Where do you get those? You buy them in a bag and then you soak them overnight. Yeah, yeah. I'll get right on that.

And then you make stuff with them. I'll tell you what's not going on the list, what you just said. Do you eat baked? Do you eat the baked, like the mashed ones? No. Like the kind of campfire mashed beans? No. All that stuff sounds stupid.

I like the can. You just like a can of sweet beans. That's what's on the list, Danny. I don't have to have this conversation. Dude, honestly. Danny, I'll just forward you the list. We don't have to do this conversation. Dude, honestly. Danny, I'll just forge you the list. We don't have to do this. If there is a depression, you are going to be living so good.

I won't notice. You won't notice at all. Like Ryan's depression grocery list and your economic boom grocery list are the same list. That's correct. Just cans of beans. Yes. I mean, it sounds like you're winning. Cans of beans are nice, bro.

Dude, there's a lot of people who are going to have to be really downgrading their lives. You seen, so everyone's talking about this Harry and Meghan people. I don't know if you know. I'm not going to lie. I saw something about them. That's a big Netflix doc. I know there's a Netflix doc and they talk shit about the queen or something. I'm not going to lie, though.

I haven't really looked into it. You know what's going on with this Harry and Meghan thing? Harry wasn't ready for this life. We've all seen this. The bottom line was Meghan Markle's doing what she's going to do. Right? And you go, Harry was, it's your buddy that has a girlfriend like that that you go, buddy,

you're not ready for this life. You can't handle a girl like that. No. And he probably thought he could because he's like, well, I'm like like the prince and he's been around people that haven't been trying to screw him his whole life you know what i mean not screw him but take advantage sure sure and they don't know insulated yes so he doesn't know what to do when he's in a scenario like this but i gotta show you the opposite of that which is why i brought it up okay so this is from tiktok remember how i told you that showed you the seminar yeah so there's this church seminar that these girls go to on how to be better wives or whatever nice this is the one you gotta send your chick to this i will so this is even

better than the 21 seminar ready i'm working on being more sensitive to not being too outspoken when my husband and I are in a group setting and talking over him, talking too much. I mean, especially because he is a Christian and he's wise and he has good things to say. I like it so far. I love this show. I'm going to have to be a Christian.

I don't know if this is what Christian's about. I had no idea that being Christian... This is the Patriarch Fest. Are you sure? It says 2021 Ladies Conference. Oh, this is the Patriarch Fest Are you sure? It says 2021 Ladies Conference I think this is it This is Patriarch Fest Fuck I didn't know that Yeah I think so I could be wrong but I think this is it

I thought this was something else So this is the ladies seminar they're getting sent to Yeah this is the plus one this is the free trip to Orlando I've been working on talking less Because my husband's so wise I mean this is the plus one this is the free trip to orlando i've been working on but you have to go to us because my husband's so wise good i mean this is good advice how wise do you think the husband actually is pretty wise i mean if he do wise enough to bring her to this wise enough to talk her into going to this and her going yeah like she's here she's she's not only going she came with questions look at this she's eating the slop and he can't say them if i'm talking so i'm wondering about when if ever it's appropriate if i've noticed when i've been

in a group setting that i've talked over him and stuff then of course i know that it's right to go to him and to apologize and ask for forgiveness and repent i'm wondering if it's ever right to go to the other people who were in the group and apologize this is like this just went from like pretty good based advice to like oh i think she's like in an abusive relationship yeah but she's like should i go apologize to all the other people in the group she said obviously i apologize to my husband when i speak too much but should i make the rounds and do more apologies to everyone else that That would be insane. Some chick just goes, hey, can I...

Dude, if your girlfriend came up to me... Can you talk for a second? She goes, I'm sorry. I don't know if you saw, but I, earlier when Danny was talking, I spoke over him. Your girlfriend apologizing to you? To you, yeah.

Because she spoke over you. And you're like, what? Yeah, it's just like he was talking. He had a really good story going. And then it was pretty funny. And you're like, what? Yeah, it's just like he was talking. He had a really good story going. And then it was pretty funny. And I'm like, honestly, I promise you he did not have a really good story going. It was the best story I've ever heard. And then I just interrupted because I had a point that I wanted to make.

But it didn't really add to it. And you and I both know Danny's so wise. I know, he's so wise and just such a sage. And anyways, I just want to apologize to you, Ryan. Ryan, I'm so sorry when Danny's so wise. I know, he's so wise and just such a sage. Anyways, I just want to apologize to you, Ryan. Ryan, I'm so sorry when Danny was farting. I fucking talked and we know he likes people to hear his farts because he's been working on the volume. And honestly, I should never have interrupted that

when Danny was telling us. It's just like, will you accept my apology? And you go, I'll think about it. Honestly, because you just sort of talked over me. So I'd like an apology for that too. I'm sure the other side of the Patriarch Fest is they're telling the guys to be like, never when the girl apologizes for speaking over the guy to you, don't accept those apologies. Don't accept the apologies.

Yeah, let her stew a bit. Guess what the advice was, by the way. I probably can't. Okay, so the advice the girl said. I'll just play it. So the girl has advice. The advice is exactly. It's exactly.

Is it Chicken and Maga Hat? Like the dude in the Maga Hat? No, it's some old lady. Anthony Dream Johnson? And I realize that in that setting of us four, I haven't had that quiet and submissive spirit. Is that ever right to address with Laura afterward, if that makes sense?

Well, in a situation like that, if you think you talked too much, then I would go to my husband and ask him his thoughts. Should you apologize to the other people in your group? And you go, I mean, then you go to your husband and see what he thinks. Like, obviously, I'm not the one that you should be asking this to because you're asking the wrong questions. Like,

so obviously you go to your, apologize to your husband and then ask your husband if he'd like you to apologize to everyone else. He goes, I think that would be wise. I'm wise. You're so fucking wise. Fucking wise.

Oh my God. You're so fucking wise. My girlfriend came up to me and she goes, I think I've been talking too much. That'd be the fucking day. Hell freezes over. I would be looking around for cameras much. That'd be the fucking day hell freezes over. I would be looking around for cameras everywhere. I'd be like, what do you mean?

What's happening here? Yeah, what are you up to? You know what it'd be like? You know what would happen if your chick came up to you and she was like, you know what? I've been talking too much. I shouldn't have interrupted you when you're around your friends.

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Another thing with the church thing was what was making me laugh on the internet was calling dudes pick-me boys. Pick-me boys? Like when guys were saying like, hey, man, women are so great. And they go, you're just a pick-me boy. Yeah, you're a pick-me boy. Because that's sort of what they say right well the female dating strategy that's what they call

the worst of the chicks are the pick me's they're the turncoats so what yeah basically it's like they're calling that a pick me boy it's like all the stuff

getting flipped it's like pretty funny yeah I was saying have you known the term love bombing have you heard that term yeah what's love bombing love bombing is just like

I've been having debate on this because I think isn't love bombing just like, like it's been turned into some negative thing. It is a negative thing. But is it like, isn't it? No, picture,

it's like what, we have friends that do this. It would be like, it's essentially picture like a New York sad boy that meets a girl and just talking, like you're a weekend, you've hung out twice and you're just like,

I'm so in love with you. We need to go on vacation. Like, oh, baby. Like it's a Mr, you've hung out twice and you're just like, I'm so in love with you. We need to go on vacation. Like, oh, baby. Like it's a, it's a Mr. Like Casanova. But I thought Casanova was a good thing. Who's making this a negative thing? The problem is that Casanova doesn't last for, this is the thing about Casanova. He's like that with a new girl every three days.

Right? So it's like, that's true. The thing is, it's like you basically, you come, you start dating a girl and then you're just like all in, you know, texting her a hundred times a day. I love you. You're the love of my life. I guess the love you stuff is,

yeah. And then within half an hour. I thought it was just like pulling out all the stops. No, no, no, no. It's,

it's like in them. It's like you basically, you tell the girls what they want to hear. Yeah. Every girl I've ever been with. Yes. But then like the idea is you do it for like a week and then you're like over them that seems like a weird one

you really don't I can picture five people we know that do this I mean I thought that a lot of guys do that but you know have you never seen like a guy that like started dating a girl and he was like she's so perfect I'm in love with her and you're just like what is this well that's their love bombing the girl i don't know that just seems like a way just guys get in relationships they just pull out

all the stops at the beginning and then just kind of once they get in they kind of give them a dose of reality no because they believe i guess if you this is the part that you're missing you leave a week no you're missing the part where they believe it. It's kind of like guys that act like chicks a little. It's like a very emo thing to do, in my opinion. Interesting. Yeah, some people say it's like abuse. I'm like, I don't get that. Well, I don't know about that.

I mean, because they believe it, right? They're in it. But I guess the idea is it's manipulative because you're selling a girl a dream that doesn't exist. That's every relationship I've ever been in. Well, yeah, sure, right? I'm not, not though i feel like i don't sell like the different dream no the older i got the less the less i was given a fuck i don't really sell well if anything it gets better it was like i used to be no but i'm not even fake dream but i feel like it used to be like the dream yeah but it used to be like where i was more into it in the beginning and

then it waned and then now i'm like less into it at the beginning and then maybe it gets better i feel like the dream that i sell probably maybe first night you sort of sell some whatever yeah if you're trying to smash right that's what i'm saying but it's like i don't after that i'm not no no i mean the crazy love bobby thing i guess is the guys who were like i love you and then i love you so much i want to marry you and then like a week later to like block you for like that's fucking weird well that's why even that's the dentist system that is the dentist system i'm like why even do that well james cameron uh from avatar sick movie but the new one i haven't seen the new one oh yeah james cameron he's been on like a a press tour and he said that Testosterone's a toxin

That needs to be removed from your body So basically You didn't like that I mean it's not that I don't like it It's just like nonsense He's essentially was like a prick And then now he's Retroactively defending his

Defending himself by being like oh it was the testosterone That made me such a fucking asshole. Fuck you. You're an asshole. A lot of those Oliver guys. Yeah, you were a notorious piece of shit. And then now you're just trying to rewrite that story as being like, oh, it wasn't me.

It was the testosterone. It is sort of, yeah, you're basically repenting. They're just like, why are you an asshole on set? you're like your eye was powerless to the tea to the tea yeah you're like fuck off and you do a tea exorcism how good is that though you basically cast thy tea out of thy body when you start working at like a blog they give you a tea exorcist he should have a mandatory estrogen patch. If you say shit like this, he'll slap an estrogen patch on your neck. It's just all these bloggers being like,

get it out of your body. And then you finally come to, and you go, are you okay? Did we exercise him too hard? He comes out and he goes, are you sure we're safe to end this pandemic? Why is nobody wearing masks within six feet they go it worked six feet six feet yeah yeah it worked so by god it worked yeah they go uh testosterone trended on twitter

and that's not because the hormone had to pay eight dollars for this thing's full of uh this did you read this article it was one of the... This was... You know what this was? A chock full of bad jokes. This was written by that chat GPT thing. This was one of those articles you go like, oh, this is what that fucking AI would crank up. It's not because the Harmore had to pay $8 for Twitter

to get Elon Musk's blue checkmark. This thing was chock full of those. They're just like mish-mashing all the things of the week into an article. Yeah, it was bad jokes in this article. NPC City. No, that didn't happen. Instead, trending was because

director James Cameron said that he described himself as a wild testosterone-poised man and labeled testosterone as a toxin. You need to slowly work out of your system. Do you think James Cameron at any point,

like when he was doing Terminator or whatever, he's like, I fucking love testosterone! He's presenting himself as Mr. High G. He's like so high G. It's a humble brag. Yeah, walking around, T-Boys!

Hey, Arnie! T-Boys! You know what it is. He's just punching into us. He's like fucking making Arnold Schwarzenegger flinch. Hey, Arnie! Yeah, T-Boys! Testosterone!

I'm a T-Boy. Yeah, that's not the type of T-Boy he is. What is this, T-Boy? That's HR. It's like, hey, we have a complaint about you. Now you got a complaint with testosterone. You're talking the wrong department, bitch. Who loves testosterone?

We love testosterone! Testosterone! Thank you for this award for Avatar, but really we want to thank the main character, Testosterone! Yeah. My boy, T-Rone. this award for avatar but really we want to thank the main character testosterone yeah my boy t-rone you know i got him tyrone testosterone you know i did it all for the tea come on the tea come on yeah so he's basically he's very testosterone heavy back in the day yeah i mean the next avatar if gonna come out it's gonna be like super low d after probably i wonder does he like does he thank testosterone for all the bangers he made

no he's he's ashamed of the bangers i think oh i think he's saying he still would have made the bangers but he wouldn't have yelled and screamed on like terminator was not testosteroneator yeah yeah that's true right i think he was saying like Terminator, no, it was the good parts of his body that made Terminator, but it was the bad parts of his body that dumped a thermos of coffee on the intern. T-1000, that was T-1000, right? That's testosterone.

That's what the T stood for in T-1000 was testosterone. She was the bad guy. Everybody had nightmares of him chasing you down. See, writing the movie, that was James Cameron. Kicking the intern in see writing the movie that was james cameron kicking the intern in the crotch that was fucking just all the parts that you didn't like about my movies that was the testosterone that was the testosterone yeah putting cameras on the my shoes and then walking around the set when everyone had skirts on. That was testosterone. That was testosterone. That was not cool testosterone. See, writing to Terminator, all JC. Yeah.

JC. I mean, it's smart if it works. However, putting the cameras in the toilets. Peacans. Putting the cameras in the outhouses. Now that was testosterone. Have a problem here, because some of these things you're having a problem with were me and some of them were testosterone.

I mean, if it works, it's very clever. Coming up. It's essentially being like you remember when I was on drugs in the 90s. I'm so sorry. I was on heroin. I'm so sorry.

He's like, I was on drugs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Testosterone. My testosterone was. And you're like, well, it's not really a drug. But you can inject it into yourself, can't you?

It is a dark chemical. I mean, he's not completely lying. No, no, for sure. I've, I, you know, it makes makes dudes do some sort of like when they take v in the boys like it helps you but it also yeah yeah for sure that's you know dude can you imagine every guy knows that it's it's wreaked some havoc on your life at some point can you imagine you just took away all your sex drive like you just go that's gone yeah but and i think what happens is you go other stuff's attached to that yeah you know what i mean you go oh i would just be all productive but it's like

if you probably took away your sex drive entirely you're kind of like but why though i see no it's a blessing and a curse right of course well i guess you gotta you gotta balance the t the t zone those statements seem to rile up the testosterone of those who are apparently hardcore fans of the hormone. So they're saying a lot of people. Hardcore fans of the hormone? You got a problem with testosterone? You got a problem with us? Me, pal.

What the fuck? Yo, we hear you talk. Someone's talking shit. Someone's talking shit about testosterone? Yes. Yo, what's this business we hear? You got a problem with testosterone? This article has just AI as you're all joking that black uh tablerone would be a pretty

good name for a black kid yeah tablerone testosterone both of them leading to some i'm an alpha manly man types and this is a war on men responses uh may have been a bit over the top yeah they did not want people talking shit about testosterone. I love the guy on Twitter who's like, wakes up, opens up Twitter, testosterone is trending. He's like, Better be good. This is fucking better.

Better be people saying how much they like it. This better be you fucking pro-testosterone. I'm so sick of all these sissy men. And girly men. Girly men. And then he opens it and is talking shit about testosterone. I was a high high t man myself uh it is funny like just openly claiming how high t you are yeah just always i'm gonna

find my put high t in my bios i'm a medium t man uh claiming that testosterone is a toxin um and there's a war against men in fact might show that you are being oversensitive in a snowflake. Oh, everyone's a snowflake. Thanks, Forbes. That's my favorite. I mean, we always talk about this, but whenever it divulges into, I'm not a snowflake, you're a snowflake.

I'm not a snowflake, you're a snowflake. Is everybody using the terms? Who has higher T? I think, so Danny, you're like sort of a low T. I'm a medium T. You're sort of a low T, man. I've had my blood worked on recently. You did your blood work?

yeah I looked up signs of testosterone so I was my brother's got a high T I feel like I can actually tell I was in the 400s I can't remember the exact number

but I was in the 400s there is whenever people have really high T it's like it's they feel like they can explode on you yeah you're

is 400s high or low? it's in the middle it says you know the try guys remember those guys yeah they had one episode where they're all like girly men right yeah and then they did an episode where they all did a testosterone test and they all had like crazy low teeth make sense i mean it is in the sense where like it does make you more aggressive like i'm sure if we just go on t i might i might in the i think if i turn 40 i think i go yeah next in the next couple years you're on it soon i mean it's just it that might be nice to get to try that for the first time yeah

i mean it doesn't seem like a good reason not to to be honest but uh like but yeah i'll definitely but my team was t boys but does. Also my balance on your estrogen. Oh, the soy I drink. Um, it does make you more aggressive. No question. Like if you're saying that thing,

but again, it's like, I'm sure if you like, you know, the whole thing, I'm like roid rage and all that stuff. Yeah. But you can,

you don't have to overdo it, but it could be overdone. I'm sure you could get my, I might overdo it. Like, I'm sure you can get it to the plan. I'm planning on overdoing it. I think I'm going. I'm sure you could get it to the point. I'm planning on overdoing it. I think I'm going to go like,

whatever you recommend to dosage, double it. That's what I think I'm going with. Just like malta. Like, you know the people quitting smoking and they have like 10 patches on them? Yeah, really? It's going to be you with testosterone. I'm going to have all these testosterone patches.

We know a lot of guys are on testosterone. Who would you bet to hire me or you? Maybe you. I don't know. Probably maybe you. I don know this says i don't think you're a super high t guy either oh you're gonna say that to my face huh i don't know i don't think so you're coming from a low t guy though i'm not a low t it does take one to know one so you wouldn't get you wouldn't know i i got my blood work okay so number one his riskier aggressive behavior can be tied to

testosterone yeah so um uh that is possible that you and your uh i think doing sam bankman frees high t no you're high t for putting all your money in sam bankman frees well but he's been doing some pretty risky things too you think he's high t who has i think i might have riskier behavior than you maybe remember you like even with moving here like you have to wait for me to come test the waters first yeah well i was waiting for my visa what's a real who you think that you have riskier behavior than me or i have risk of behavior uh i'm i'm not risk averse for sure no no there was a risk averse but i'm less more i'm more risk averse when it comes to my physical health i guess what does that mean like in terms of like i might do things that

are risky but like i'm i'm more risk averse if condoms where's your where's your stance both of us might be somewhat risky yeah i do risky things high risk you do like you go to the bath houses but i won't do like i don't want to go skydiving or anything but i don't that's not because i'm afraid of it i just actually have no interest in doing that because i don't think it'd be fun oh you think it's because i'm afraid what a fucking estrogen man says that's estrogen talk right there actually the thing is i'd probably fall too fast because my team would weigh me down the parachute wouldn't be able to hold me up if I had all the T. You'd break terminal velocity.

Because of the T. Too much T. Too much T. They don't make parachutes for high T guys like you. That's the risk. It'd be a goddamn death sentence. Excuse me, where's the section for high? Do you have a section for high T guys?

Excuse me. My reservation here. Just want to make sure I want to be in the big titty t-shirt from oakville went skydiving that's not a high t it's like he's probably fucking t through the roof i don't consider that like a risky thing because i wouldn't be worried if i go skydiving that i might die i'd be worried that like this is a waste of a day because i have other risky shit to do that is i mean i'm sure the comments will agree with me, but that's just estrogen talk right there. Have you gone parachuting?

No, I'm afraid of it. I'm not afraid of it. Okay, here's, well, how about this? With jet skis, though, I'm like that. I'm not afraid to jet ski. I like jet skiing. I've done it many times. I'm just not interested.

Jet skiing is sick. Yeah, you're, oh my God. That's you trying to fit in with men. You're like an alien trying to fit in with men. You're like, fellow boys, I'd like to jet ski. Jet skiing is shit. But I'm not afraid to parachute. I just have no interest in activities.

And it's not because they're risky. I have other risky things to do. Like what? Fucking list your favorite foods? I put a crazy percentage of my net worth in the fucking... Beans? That's actually... You got to do the David Lynch thing, Ryan,

where you invest in what you know. You should be investing all in beans. But not like Jack and the Beanstalk. You have some bean company. You go, dude, this company right here is making real breakthroughs in beans. I'm talking to like investors. He's got like the bean pitch deck.

I have Ryan Long comedy beans. Because like everybody has like a little cup with like a spoon in it. Be like just you're handing bean samples out. Everybody try that. Everybody's like, what the fuck is this? What do people like? Beans. What do people like?

Beans, money. Yeah, yeah. That's your pitch. Okay. This is me talking to investors. I brought everyone I know together with money, and they're like, what is this? You said you needed to talk to us?

I go, who here has heard of a bean? Some kind of fucking joke. I go, listen, this right here is a bowl. You put the beans in the bowl. Taste this. I need everyone to taste this take a taste they go right yeah it's pretty you go oh i didn't realize cha-ching jackpot you go now listen have you heard of breakfast people are eating these for breakfast they're gonna buy them off us soon How much do you need? I'm missing me on Dragon's Day

On Shark Tank Dude we should get you Costco membership You could get giant Tins of beans I have a good storage In my new place too Yeah

You get a lot of beans With a mother load That is definitely me on Shark Tank beans alright boys who here's eaten a bean

but have you ever had one for breakfast no this is paradigm shifting behavior I think you have some if we did a 23

in me you think you maybe have some like Mexican DNA in you that's why you like beans for breakfast I don't do the Mexican. This is British.

Oh, right. The Brits do eat beans for breakfast. And I do have probably British DNA, obviously. Right. Yeah, you do. All right. That makes sense. So risky or aggressive behavior.

Okay. Well, I'm not sure which one, but I would say that I have more risk than you. Okay. Okay. That's my take. I would say it's one for me, so let's put that on the board here. Put it on the board.

Enlarged breasts, that's a potential thing for high T people. Seems like that'd be a thing for low T people. I thought that was, that was the estrogen people. I know, but I think it's, a lot of them seem like you're, if you have high T or low T,

your breasts go fucking large. Just regardless. So you have bigger breasts than me, so that's one for me. Headaches was definitely hurting uh earlier actually actually now that i think about it i mostly have headaches the high tea guy um danny's head's never acne does your head did you ever get headaches not really yeah that's fucking low tea man no eeny weenie teeny weenie low t man so danny's never had a headache because he's a low t increased appetite increased put it on the board yes that's one for me jog it up one for danny

increased appetite that that feels like it shouldn't be a high t that's not fair Chug it up One for Danny Increased appetite That feels like it shouldn't be a high T one That's not fair Yeah yeah Okay so Fat boy's got one My head's Actually I just got another headache

As we were talking So another one for me For my second headache Acne I don't really have that I never really had a crazy problem with acne Too many chocolate bars Remember that?

Oh it's the number one commercial, man. That was an epic commercial. Oh, my God. Look this up. That guy is a literal... That guy is one of the biggest celebrities in Canada. Everybody knows, but nobody knows. This was the craziest commercial of all time.

So this guy, it was an acne commercial for an AccuChain. Every Canadian who listens to this show knows exactly what it is. Dude, you know how many people took AccuChain and killed themselves themselves it's like a scandal but there's this guy and he had acne and he goes in the commercial he goes people think i eat too many chocolate bars or that i don't wash my face but that is not true accutane right yeah there's a legendary commercial in canada you know when me and my buddies went to the flea market and we got this fucking Jamaican soap that was supposed to be good for acne and all our faces just went beet red we all showed up

to school the next day with the reddest face because it wasn't meant for white skin right wow this was like essentially a pile of dirt that you wipe on your face those flea market guys all have some weird skin that they're up to yeah flea market's a weird scene. Deeper voice.

Who would you say? I don't know. Who do you think has a deeper voice? Guy getting up. I have a little rasp that adds. I think they're like. That sounded not very deep, if I was to say. Well, I mean, you're doing it.

No, I'm not. This is how I talk. It's not. It comes from here. It's actually not. This is how I talk. Okay, talk in your normal voice. Probably similar.

I don't know. I think that I'm... It's a tie. All right, we'll tie for the deeper voice. Liver or heart issues? Spike and sex drive. So I definitely probably want to have sex right now. I fucked a dude named Spike last week, so does that count?

Yeah, fucking a dude named Spike. All right, what did you say was the other one uh liver or heart i do have increased blood pressure i have high blood pressure high blood pressure is that a high t thing that's yes that's right here signs and symptoms how do you know you got high blood pressure of a monitor i feel like if you're like a fat guy with low t that it would be like a no i actually you know what i how i know it because which you have unrelated you're behind is when i got covid last year when i got back from toronto and then i went to go get a covid test because i was sure i had covid and i went to the clinic and then they just at the web or what not

web md um city md they take they take your blood pressure when they do a covid test they took my brother and it was like through the fucking roof but But I just, it was a really high. Yeah. Like why'd you get high blood pressure from all the stock trading? No, I, well, I think I have genetically, uh, just, it's in my, uh, family or whatever. That's not good. But then the fasting that I've been doing. I feel like your voice is higher than mine.

Maybe. The fasting I've been doing though, but I'm a little sick, but the fasting I've been doing actually like kind of corrected it all. Your blood pressure Yeah, you think there's nothing that can so that's your crypto can solve everything My crypto no my cryptos not solves everything. No, I'm saying it's your new cryptos No, I'm just saying it just it happened to do that it that was one of the the effects is it pretty much normal I look okay. So higher sex drives you more body hair. I don't know. I'm not that hairy.

We're about the same. I'd say the same, yeah. You got more cheese up here. I got a little more cheese than you? Chuck her up! You got more. Yeah, I got a little cheese. Cheese, I used to shave it more,

but as you get older, the cheese suits you way more. Yeah, yeah, for sure. When you're younger, the little lettuce coming out the top. Little chest lettuce. Little chest lettuce. Little chest lettuce. The older you get, the more the chest lettuce suits you.

For sure. Remember the kid? Have you seen that kid? And then eventually you get a gold chain. Do you ever have the kid in high school, obviously, who went through puberty so early? Of course. He looks like he's 100 now. Did you see the kid?

He's been in the last few days on Bleacher Report. He's a- 12-year-old? The 12-year 12 year old it seems like fake it's not he looks like uh he has a tattoo though what's that about no he doesn't have a tattoo did he in the photo i saw that was the part that threw me off unless it was fake tattoo but it was on his arm oh maybe i don't know anyways they were like yeah they're saying this kid's 12 he looks like pusha t it just seems like 50 yeah i will say black guys at my school seem to grow quicker than white guys

yeah i had this one this one kid in my class uh jamie who was like literally full like the same chest hair you have when he was 13 it's crazy right yeah it was nuts the girls like her was he like a fan uh yeah or did he have to bang the teachers uh he had to that's george costanza you know jason alexander said when he was 13 or something like that he banged one of his teachers really said that on stern once yeah dirty dog i know but apparently he was like that like he probably grew real that's a those guys that grow really early like it's the same guys that go bald right that's the whole thing right like baldness is a high t move yeah i wonder i wonder if having having your hair fall out is like very high i know that's high t yeah yeah i know the bald thing is a high t

yeah you know that you're that's why that's why the super villains and things are always uh bald really because all that t's making them be villains yeah high t move to lose your hair though yeah sex drive i don't know who's more increased erectile function insomnia insomnia i don't have that at all i cannot sleep buddy sleep like a fucking baby i was i was the other day i was even not sleeping i was having the most insane dreams of all time really i've had a lot of dreams of people gaslighting me that's a big one i told you my blackberry thing right no i never told you this dream you have a blackberry a recurring blackberry dream no but i've having dreams like this but this one went on for like a whole night of sleeping it wasn't even

like a quickie okay so what happened was i basically i thought i told you but basically what happened was i had a dream that i was walking around i looked in my pocket to get my phone and i was a blackberry 7900 that was a fucking fire it wasn't that was the crappy one which one was that how's the one that looks like the calculator uh not the touch screen one no the touch screen remember that one touch screen that was like the whole thing pushed down oh yeah the worst piece of shit no so i had this blackberry and then i was like what the hell where did my phone go and everyone's like you've always had a blackberry and i was like yeah i think i know that i've had an iphone and everyone's like no ryan you've always been the blackberry guy and then everyone was there saying this to me like

all my friends and then i was like okay like even people like you i was like danny tell them that i fucking have an iphone and you were like what do you mean you have a blackberry and like everyone was gaslighting me into telling me that i had a blackberry and then but you had a blackberry in my pocket but someone planted the blackberry on me and stole my iPhone, and everyone was in on it. I was being gaslit. I don't think that's gaslighting. I think you're not believing the world.

Well, so then this goes on and on. They're like, look at the Blackberry. How's your contacts? I was like, okay, I don't know who took my Blackberry. So someone took my iPhone yeah transferred the contacts from my iphone into my blackberry i guess manually and then put it back in my pocket and then stole my iphone and then okay did you know the code to get into your blackberry i don't think there was a code i actually don't remember that part of it because if you know the code i guess i was trying

to prove everything i was like whoa look i have like a mac that would have been synced to my icloud from my thing i was trying to convince everyone. And then you had a Blackberry computer. You go, this isn't even a product. It went on for the entire night. That sucks. That sounds like a fever dream, actually. Really?

Whenever I'm really sick, I have like to a T. I don't know if this is a normal thing. To a low T. To a low T. But whenever I'm really sick and I'm fighting off some sort of illness, flu or whatever i have these dreams and they're the most pointless dreams like nothing happens and i'm always stuck in a loop where i'm like in this loop of trying to do something and then it like it's just like right before you're about to accomplish it it resets back into the loop so it's like you never get out of the loop. And it's my whole life.

It's always been like that. That's what life's going to be like in 10 fucking years. And when we're all in the matrix. When we're all in the matrix. Is that a segue? No. Reduce sperm count, prostate enlargement. Okay, here's a couple.

What's your prostate situation? Infertility, prostates. It said larger swelling of balls. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. It said large balls, so you know. I'm out. My man, it is over.

I don't have swelling in the feet or legs. Shrinking testicles is a low T move. That is funny, though. I thought if you shoot yourself with testosterone, your balls will also shrink. I think a lot of them seem like you're damned if you do, damned if you shoot yourself with testosterone, your balls will also shrink. I think a lot of them seem like you're damned if you do, damned if you don't. If you have high T or low T, they shrink, it seems like.

Obesity is also a sign. So they said overeating is high T, but obesity is low T. That makes sense. So I don't know. A lot of these ones that you were getting points for also seem to be low T. Erectile dysfunctionile dysfunction loss of armpit and pubic hair losing your pubes is pretty funny that would be that would be such a hard one to explain that's so crazy you just have like just male pattern baldness in the pubes right i've never heard of that no i thought that was like

your pubes are just like the last thing to go. No, I think they go, yeah. Unless you have alopecia. Well, old men do have a little bit less hair than they used to when they're younger. Yeah, your hair thins for sure. But that's normal to just have thinning hair. I'm going to take another quick break here to tell you about fume now. If you're not familiar with fume, the wooden inhalers, Canadian company, be smart. Don't start.

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you're just like, yeah, yeah, whatever. You're like, remember all that information that you have? You're like, whatever your brain's like,

think about this. You have all this like stuff that impresses people. And then as soon as your dick stops working, working you're like we can just let all that go yeah you know remember all those magic tricks that you used to know you know i don't yeah no i actually don't remember that time you had the threesome with those girls like what use is that memory to me i can't yeah nothing yeah nothing that was cool that is there anything sad or being like yeah that was cool yeah okay i guess that was sweet so viagra is a human right is going to be what's happening soon okay so i want to ask your opinion on something

there's this big story that i've been sort of arguing with people a little bit on okay and this is from crime report but there was a principal so i'll read the headline the principal investigated a sexting incident so the police charged him with possessing child porn did you did you read it yeah so basically what happened this is a weird this guy's facing 12 years in prison despite the fact he was doing his job at a school administrator and essentially what happened was there was this all the parents kind of came up to him and they were like we think our kids are sexting or whatever and it's like you know 14 year olds and stuff like that and the teacher went on snapchat and then saw that the guy was sexting took a picture of it with the teacher's phone to like prove it and then he uploaded it

onto the school servers and then also had it on his phone and then they go he didn't apparently he failed he failed to delete the files from his work cell phone and now uh for his attempts to investigate the situation he's been levied with child porn charges and accused of obstructing a police investigation and the take that i was sort of people were sort of saying was um you know even the parents were like no we asked him to go do this like he was investigating something we asked him he's the administrator like he was trying to help us we didn't want our kids doing all this at school but to me i was like i kind of don't buy it there's something really yeah i don't there's something kind of fishy in the whole thing going on because the article it says he took a tip from an anonymous app that underage students were

sexting explicit images to each other on snapchat in april during the last school year and they said to collect evidence he took screenshots of the images yes so i don't understand how did he get into these kids snap he had them there so he's like some kids are sexting and then he's like busted he goes busted and they're like that that makes no sense. Like, cause like Snapchat's like, they disappear. Like the moment. Well, I didn't necessarily think there was, I didn't think there was anything weird about like the story that happened. Cause that's the official story from the police too.

Right. But to me it was like, okay, this is what I was arguing. If you were, if someone said to you, right, like you work at somewhere, right. And they're like, Hey, these kids, I think these like 13 year olds are sending each other nudes. Can you? I'll be like, that's none of my goddamn business. That's to me.

And be like, I'd be like, are you out of your fucking mind? I'd be like, honestly, if you parents want to deal with this and be parents, go for it. You're like, I don't know why my job is a fucking like gym teacher. I have to now bust these sexting rings. That's what to me, I i would be like are you out of your fucking mind yeah yeah the fact that this guy even just put himself in this position position and then there's not your so the whole selling point that's chick stuff at minimum you go like get a female teacher on this one thousand percent so the idea that this guy like maybe i could i

guess they're selling like he's just so dumb that like at no point, when you go, in this, especially now, you're a, like, I would be like, if I feel like if I worked at a school

and it was like, you know, a teacher so much as like, a girl like that was 13, like touched me, you'd be like, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you keep your, like, you know what I mean?

I'd be so worried about that. It's like if you're hitting on your boss, right? might do it but you'd be very like i know this is like potentially gonna go really bad yeah like at no point where are you like yo this is gonna fucking ruin my life you have photos of your students on your phone and no like photos and you're just like none of your like bells went off of like i'm gonna be fucking in trouble yeah like i should have probably and then he forgot to delete them yeah uh that not looking good not looking good for this guy oh yeah i'd be like nice but also yeah i don't just that this whole thing doesn't really make sense to me but it seems like the narrative from the school from the parents parents, and everyone. Who's snitching?

Because they have this thing called the Safe to Tell Tip app. So it's like there's an app. So who's like, what, some kid is like, hey, my co-student, my students, my friends are all sexting each other. Just so, teacher, just so you know, the students are sexting.

You're like, okay. That is strange. Like, I just, you got a tip about sexting i know i'd be like i don't know fucking not my business you go that's something i'm staying i wouldn't i'm not touching that with a 12 that's like straight up you go like okay send that to the police and let them investigate i always thought that must be like creepy job one of the worst jobs is the dude or the best depending on who you are but the guy at the police department who has to look at the hard drives when they arrest people to confirm. And you're like, I love the youth.

That is the most suspect job of all time. But that's somebody's job. I know. But I feel like that's one of those jobs that you have to be real careful about. It's the same with Boy Scout leaders or whatever, where there's such a high prevalence, because you know, if you are a creep, that's what job you want. So you got to vet them like crazy. And they are, you know, you're vetted if you become a police officer, but like, I can't imagine.

I know, but like one of those things where like, do you think they draw straws? Like, I'm like, all right, everybody who's, who's got to check these hard drives. I'll tell you what, if you're like, Hey, uh, who wants to do this job? And one guy's like me, you're like, not you. Like you can't you're like not you like you can't give it to the guy you can't give it to the guy who wants it no you have to but then the guy who but the guy who really wants it knows that so then he's probably like ah not me i'd hate to do that well that's what i'm saying you go well that that's suspicious too i don't do But it's just crazy. That's someone's job. The wide variety of jobs that people have in the world is one guy's job is to just basically

watch child pornography. Just to make sure it's... Just to make sure it's legit. It is child pornography. Just to make sure it's the real deal. The real deal. So then he can put people in prison, which is a good thing. But like that step, like I guess maybe...

I guess the judge has to see it too. I guess. Yeah. Maybe they blur it out, guess the judge has to see it too. I guess. Yeah. Maybe they blur it out, but then someone has to be the blur. So now you got another guy watching it. Yeah. It's fucked up.

It's such a bad job. You just see that guy pouring his coffee, like going in there. He's just like, he's like, he's just do it for the kids. There you go. What do you do for the kids?

He goes, no, like I do it for the kids. Yeah. I'm doing it. Does. Yeah. Stop this for the kids. What do you mean you do it for the kids? He goes, no, I do it for the kids. Yeah. I'm doing it to stop this from happening again. For the kids. Oh, boy. We got another truckload of hard drives.

We're going to need you to work overtime today. That job would mess you up a little bit, too. For sure. Unless you like it. I guess there's a million jobs like that. We have a friend of ours who's a firefighter. I remember asking him. He's like, yeah, half my job is just literally just cleaning up bodies off of the fucking highway

i i gotta fucking news for you pal your firefighter friend's lying to you 99 of his job is watching tv and working no i know that once a year no no no because they're first responders they're they're how many bodies are they cleaning one a year are you kidding how many bodies are they cleaning? One a year? Are you kidding? How many bodies are there? There's car accidents every day That people die? Fuck yeah man It's like the most common cause of death It's like car accidents

Okay so how many firefighters are there? I'd say your body How many bodies did he clean personally? In his life? I don't know I'm sure a lot Dude they're the first responders They get there before the ambulances do

Because there's more There's more fire stations than Medics or whatever i'll tell you what because of the fire if i was talking to a firefighter and they were like just every day i'm just cleaning up dead bodies i'd be like not every day not every day one this year not every day but i'm like you probably no it's way more than one you're seeing dead bodies way more than once a year really fuck yeah man every car accident is like every fatal car accident which are probably happening like i mean think about in toronto yeah you think every day every day there's a fatal car accident in toronto every single day because i know

some firefighters yeah and i feel like i guess if you're a small town firefighter no but if you're in toronto yeah like i mean there's more there's more firefighters than people that die every year probably okay so that's well but a bunch of them show up at most want a person but I'm saying a bunch of them show up in a year

well yeah the whole car shows up yeah okay fine I don't know I'm not saying it's every day but it's not once a year sure but I'm saying

the stuff that they have to see like you know you become a little desensitized to that you have to I don't know how you become desensitized to just child porn where it. I don't know how you become desensitized to just child porn, where it's just like, ah, another day, another dollar.

That's dark. That's dark. And it's almost weirder if they spread it around, like where they go, everyone has to do a shift on this. You know what I mean? It's probably better that they're like, one guy has to do this, as opposed to us all having to go watch a little bit. And it's like, is it like...

Like, you have to do a shift. Hey, you mind covering my six o like a punishment like remember like on the show the shield where like he gets like you're on desk duty you're like on fucking cp duty it's so messed up i know do you think it most do they give it to girls mostly do you think i don't know does that make it better you know should have to be like a eunuch there like there's a eunuch there's like a they chemically castrate you before that job you go just so you know if you want to do this we got to chemically castrate you like there's a couple eunuchs at every police force their whole thing is they just they're on like the cp duty or maybe they have like a kid

that works in the police station that would be the ideal scenario is a kid's doing it. Yeah, you have a kid that works at the police station that does it. Like take your kid to work day every day. Well, that would be a weird thing because

also... Like a Doogie Howser scenario. Uh-huh. Yeah, where it's like this kid's the best and he's luckily a kid. But then he gets... He starts getting old

and he starts getting a little creepy. Well, once he gets... Turns 18, then you're like, okay, no more of that. But also, it's one of those things where with the CB stuff, because those guys use their testimonies and then go to court or whatever, right?

Yeah. So it is kind of funny to think that that guy could just be lying. Like he watched it and there was just nothing on there, and he was like, yeah, it was CP, and you just have to take his word for it because no one else watches it. Or maybe they have two people that have to watch it they probably show it in court and stuff you know what that is better if you

but also weird to just sit there with someone and watch it I think I'd rather watch it without someone is it weird if you're like hey I'm just gonna grab something to eat and I'll be back and like you bring food back and you're like eating like you can't be eating in there the etiquette's weird do you have to just like and are you trying to like be performative like the whole time you're like eating like you can't be you know what i mean like you eat yeah with etiquette's weird do you have to just like do you and are you trying to like be performative

like the whole time you're sitting there with the person you have to be like oh like and one guy's pouring it on a little too thick like like if i was sitting there with you and we're watching it i would be like gross and if you didn't say anything i'd be like don't you think it's gross? Yeah, well, you don't think it's gross You have to be like pretending to puke the whole time Yeah, you're like watching that guy like just trying to outdo them you do Yeah, you're both being you know, you're getting watched by someone on a fucking closed circuit. You're looking at the camera like You're doing that for like four hours fucking horrible job

because you definitely wouldn't want to just sit there where was that episode of dirty jobs that's how did that not be a dirty jobs episode the cops you have to watch trump whatever so anyways this guy is basically taking on that job you know yeah this guy's well he's a little bit of a keener the problem exactly either he's like the biggest keener in the history of keener he's either the biggest keener in the history of the world or a creep yeah i mean again they're selling that he's a keener i'm not buying that you oh whoops i forgot to delete those forgetting to delete it i didn't believe that much either and how dumb are you to get caught at that point? I don't know.

There's just, do you see the, yeah, there's just, people are so stupid. So every, the real common sentiment seems to be on this guy's side that he's just dumb, which I guess is possible, but like, yeah. But also like how many- Like Ned Flanders type where it was like, you know what I mean?

That's who they're painting him as, like Ned Flanders. You know what the problem with these laws is is that they don't really allow for leeway because they just don't want to start getting into gray area stuff. There's no shortage of stories where there's a 20-year-old who has photos of his phone from when he was 17, but then he didn't delete them, and then now you're just like yeah well now you're those guys

never usually get in that much trouble no but i've seen stories of like people who actually went to prison and shit no but the prison usually comes like i'm sure there's a million people that are like young people sending each other nudes or whatever there was like some football player i'm not saying it never happens but what when you really like generally anything like that i'm sure 90 of the time they hear about it and they go they just like what gets them into trouble is if they send it to someone else now you're distributing right right yeah you know how this guy got busted he wasn't sending it around well he's out there at the police station trying to make the bust and he's like guys he goes guys look i got this he goes yo what are you doing man that's what happened he

by the way he puts his phone up he goes look and they just go click what you're showing us child porn he shows up to the thing

and he was like look at all these child porn these guys have I've been fucking collecting it and they go okay well now you're going to jail

that's kind of what happened you're a teacher you're not a cop no he literally brought the cops to his house and he's got the yarn and everything on the wall with all the child porn printed out on his wall so that's kind of what happened to this guy fucked up it's it's urinate at the very least it's one of those things where you go um it's like possession is the nine-tenth of the law

or whatever and you're just like well i just found all this stuff and you're like it almost doesn't matter how dumb you are that's the law yeah yeah it was like yeah pal but i'm on the side of i don't i'm have a hard time believing anyone i know would be stupid enough to ever like try to get a 14 year old girl's uh nude on your phone to bust them yeah that's insane i'm like who do you bust them to their parents you go hey just you know yeah look yeah hey look i have uh nudes of your daughter she's been sending them to her other classmates and you're like why do you know the parents apparently tasked him with this oh well that's even worse the guy's really the crazy cursed man okay so one thing that i was been right about so never we were talking about the abortion stuff yeah one of the things that i said

and honestly i think it's like my tech mindset yeah me guys like me elon you know just problem but i've been saying that i bet you I don't think it's going to be that long from now till people don't actually do the babies themselves yeah you know and I don't mean like the friend do it but so like a womb digital like yeah digital womb but they started so I predicted this like I basically said I picture in 10 years this whole thing's changed yeah I don't know not everywhere but like right now what I said, and I'm not even saying good or bad. It's the same thing as like Neuralink or whatever.

It's like, you can be like, I'm against it. I can be not against it, but I just predicting it. Sure. You know what I mean? Yeah.

So basically they have the world's first artificial womb facility. And obviously people think it's creepy, but it's a glimpse into pregnancy in the future. I mean, if you think that's an impressive prediction, this was in a book 90 years ago i guess so but i've been just saying like i just yeah i mean it seems like that's the logical kind of also think about the so obviously you know a lot of people are gonna have a problem with this and one of the big things they're gonna be like they're gonna regulate who is gonna want to be the first person who's gonna going to be like, they're going to regulate. Who is going to want to be the first person?

Who's going to want to be the first? They're doing it. They're actually doing this. I read this as like, they're kind of putting the stuff together, but I don't think they've actually been. Well, they have some regulations that they need to.

Yeah. But I'm saying, is that like, dude, there's some creepy ass shit there. They have all these fucking sperm for that. No, they basically,

they, what they do, a big thing of what they do is they get like embryos like they basically what alex jones was like talking about yeah and they have all these regulations like they're only allowed to like operate on the fetuses till like day seven or whatever then they have to throw them out yeah it's like fucking it's dystopian the way they got going on over these brave new world dude what well it's also the kind of the opposite because the Brave New World was like,

oh, women are just like tied down and forced out babies, but the opposite. No, Brave New World is like they make them in a factory. Oh, never mind. I was thinking of

the one that they were in. Handmaid's Tale. No, Brave New World is legitimately Aldous Huxley from 1930-something and it's like a Ford. Okay, so it turns out

my prediction was just Brave New World. It's like babies made in a Ford factory. Oh, well then that's who I think is going to happen, but I but it's like but like model t's coming off the line they're just babies coming off the line yeah in your case low t is coming off the line father like model low t's not a model low t do you have it we have model t's or for danny we have

definitely not gonna be a model and low t so fuck though the elite package how they have that okay so we'll go through the thing yeah so well first of all the euphor are against uh i mean on paper it seems cool i guess if you're like you can reduce women dying in childbirth and then you and your chick are like okay we're gonna have a kid and you go you and she it's like one of the things that i was thinking was one of the biggest things that women have over men is they go we give birth you know imagine they take that away but also i think that is probably like a necessary thing for the child to like be in the womb of the mother why i don't i mean they already do it where they you know rich people already get other people but they're still in the womb of like a human i don't know maybe

they can what do you think it would change i mean i'll say i'm pro if i can be uh if i can test out the old fucking milking machine when they need it there you go you need some sperms yeah so i'll give the milking machine a spin it is like this is my prediction it's not that long until it happens and the it's only the only reason it won't happen will be a matter of uh like regulation yeah so it'll be ready if it's not ready like soon it's ready to go this will get fought tooth and nail. All it takes is somewhere weird to do it, like fucking Sweden, you know? Yeah, it'll be somewhere. It's going to be one of those countries that are going to do it first.

Yeah, yeah. Well, this is what they start with. It's what you said. They go, it'll stop moms from dying. You know what I mean? Yeah. And they go, oh, it'll prevent bad things happening to the mothers and things like that. And then that's how they get the man.

The problem is women are going to be doing this because they go i just don't want to wreck my body but like and then guys are like yeah i don't want you to wreck your body either okay but like give me a okay let me play devil's advocate for you because i know you're a christian man give me one reason why it's bad like why you wouldn't think it's good uh why i wouldn't think it because you said oh i mean it is based on what i think there's just you know based on if you talk to mothers there's some sort of bonding that goes on is there though is that true i think so there's a person's living inside of you yeah but the baby doesn't you know i guess that well i mean that's either true or it isn't but again whatever if we can say like you could

just make that a choice and you go like whatever people make all sorts of choices with their kids that fuck them up like i don't know if this is the end all be all oh you think but but you think that potentially i don't think that should be the only reason why you shouldn't should not i mean this is very borderline from a science perspective you go it is also possible that when people say i'm bonding with my kid was in the womb that they're not and that was just like all made up you know what i mean yeah that's completely imaginary i mean i guess it's borderline eugenics i don't know maybe we're going to change our tone on if that's a good or a bad thing but that's this whole that's a huge part yes this whole elite

dude it is wild they have something called dude that's like right out of brave new world like the the wording of this stuff is they're not doing if they're trying to get this like past they're not doing a good job right no you know the elite package would allow you to genetically engineer the embryo before implanting it into the artificial womb which is that part is getting nuts i i i get one part where you're like hey we're gonna have you and your wife come in, your sperm, your egg, we put two together, whatever we get.

Now they're talking about we're choosing the color of the baby. They go, if you want your baby to stand out and have a brighter... They're already advertising, dude. If you want your baby to stand out and have a brighter future, the elite package offers you the opportunity to

genetically engineer the embryo before implanting it so that's crazy yeah the elite package allows you to customize your baby's eye color you shouldn't be allowed to do that part of it skin tone physical strength height and level of intelligence that's getting fucking that's kind of getting i think you should just be able to get what you get. They should have to keep it like that. You know what you do? That is what it is. This should be the regulations. It's like, okay, they'll let you do your baby in the womb,

but you get what you get. But if it's going to have like a big defect, then we let you start again. I mean, literally now you can do that. Like you can abort for... But we're not going to let you... We're mean literally now you can do that like you can i know abort for but we're not gonna let you we're not gonna let the doctors go in and start playing around with the code and make them you know i mean i guess i guess it's slippery slope thing where you say of course it is well we go hey how about we're willing to do this and you go well if you're

willing to do this can we go one step can we just how about if i just i want a kid who's six six but that you're saying it's a slippery slope but i'm saying it's a binary i was saying like there is no positive modifications does that make sense only yeah only removing so i don't i don't see that as a slippery i don't see that as a as like a spectrum i see that as a what is well what if it's you say hey uh the baby that we have in the pod right now is a male. He's going to grow to a maximum of four foot five. Is that a defect? Well, that's right.

And you go like, well, you don't kill somebody for that. You don't abort someone who's going to be short. No, you can't abort. But then I guess what you're saying is, too, you go, he's going to only. But they're also like, if you want to upgrade to the elite package, we can get that kid up to probably 6'2". No. So I think maybe those you can't. I mean, medical ethics-wise, this is like an absolutely bees nest.

If you think people are arguing about abortion now, can you imagine if a guy's walking around, some little George Costanza-looking guy with his eight-foot-tall black son? Of course. Imagine like if a guy's walking around, like, you know, some like little, you know, George Costanza looking guy with his like eight foot tall black son. And also it's like only available. The NBA is all the, be all the NBA is all just Jewish guys, black. Or they're not.

Why do they need to be like, they would just be like a Jew, like Jewish modified. And they look like me, but just souped up. I think black something about being black helps you at basketball well currently it does not in this not in this scenario okay you know like it won't they'll just soup you up they'll give you all those fast twitch muscles

and just a huge guy big fat you know six foot small hammer low t low t but just like 50 inch vertical crazy fast twitch muscles the elite package. So this is happening. Nobody was like, you are, can we get a better name than the elite? Dude, this is going to be world economic forum.

This is going to be the split of society though. Eh? Yeah. I mean, I guarantee you this. Who do you think does it first? Like country wise, somewhere weird,

Switzerland, Singapore or something. Oh, somewhere like that. But it's like, this is going to be the richest people can afford this it's not going to be available i mean in america it costs just to give birth the old-fashioned way like 10 or 20 how much do you think the elite package is going to cost 50 grand a million it costs right now to give birth in america like 10 or 20 grand okay just to give birth the old-fashioned way you go to a hospital

they fucking pull that baby out of you that's like 10 or 20 grand oh that's just what it costs in america for the hospital all that shit so it's like this is gonna be a million dollars really yeah for sure so the elite package is very elite yeah but if you're elon musk you could be like hey i'm just gonna make six more like perfect brain i think elon musk would be super against this if I would guess. Why? I don't know. I think this is just like, there has to be a line

somewhere with this stuff. So, we're talking about two things at once because I'm actually, I think I am against the like genetically modifying the babies. We're literally talking about

making babies in a factory. Right. So, I'm against that but I'm not against the like, the fake wombs because people already sometimes have to go

to the yeah they have a surrogate yeah so i i if they can figure that out i don't think that's that like they yeah they they do have a surrogate so i guess you're just like to me i'm like yo if i was taking the surrogate i mean how many like even if they can make it accessible like it literally how many people it's like oh the mom has to go on maternity leave for two years and it likes you know what i mean like that's all sort of done you know yeah i mean just even the way they say this after discharging the amniotic fluid from the artificial womb you will be able to easily remove your baby from the growth pod yeah everything is perfectly designed so you and your partner can enjoy the delivery process dads are just gonna bring it coming in dad and the mom they'll be like listen we don't care what it costs and they show them a picture of you and you go you want that

they go opposite of whatever this is if i get one of these i'm gonna be super pissed can you take out all the stuff that makes this what ingredients make this i mean the crazy thing is can you remove they will be able to probably say like oh you know it's like a splash of these and all the crisper stuff but that's the thing you might try to put splash of things in that don't work together

you know what I mean and what's is there a return policy or like I think you know you go like sorry we fucked up

like what happens when you fuck up you go whoops we left this one in for a few minutes too long yeah well just give us nine months we'll have the kid comes out with gray hair and shit i mean it's like yeah and they're gonna be recalls and stuff oh my god yo imagine every kid born between like you know january like 2084 and like 2085 is like getting recalled for fucking yo can you imagine being like a kid that your parents got a refund on i think you look in the mirror you'll know that you are that you're like this guy's

you're so fucking ugly your parents got a refund at the genetic womb factory the problem too is they there's no room for error on this stuff like they can't have any fuck-ups these are people i don't like this yeah i'm off it now like any any fuck-up and you're like yeah this is a person that you bought they should they should i think there's some there's utility in finding out the womb stuff but the idea of like you know first of all every kid's gonna have a 12 incher yeah and then that's such a weird talk too because like the dad's like i just want to make sure he's got a nice fucking hog on him and the mom's like is that important like the fuck it's like probably so much extra money because they know that that's how much you think the hog would

be extra oh it's per inch they know and they know that they know they can upcharge that of course also if your dad doesn't spring for the extra hair but he springs for like something crappy that you didn't even want you know what i mean yeah and then also like how do you ensure that there's if you got a small hog you just hate your parents and that's another thing too is nature has like a pretty interesting way of being able to for the most part like you know it's 50 50 men and women how do you ensure that that's here what if everybody just their biases towards they keep wanting that's no good guys yeah i saw i was listening i can't remember where i heard this but they were saying because of China's one child policy and all that stuff

that they're actually, population's going to shrink. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I guess it makes sense. Obviously. But you're like, but pretty drastically

like in the next 100 years. No, it's a big problem for them. Yeah, yeah. So, I mean, again, how do you ensure that? I think you crank out lab babies. Lab, well, I guess. China, I could see,

I mean, lab babies. I could definitely see them getting into this game. Yeah. Just Chinese guys with just like massive dongs. Also, what was making me laugh was the idea of saying that

whenever you take Viagra and then tell your chick that fucking you're natural, I'm like the liver king of Viagra. All natty. All natty. So yeah, they- Yeah, it says,

according to the World Health Organization, 300,000 women die from pregnancy complications. So it's saving a lot of lives, potentially. I don't know if that's a year, though. That seems a lot. It's like your friend with the firefighters, pushing the stats a little bit. Yeah.

The only problem is, too, we're forgetting about, is as soon as... Yeah, you're right. You can't trust these people. And as soon as this happened, the government's going to be getting involved. And it's like literally how every movie starts it has a bad guy that the

government went into these labs and then just genetically modifies their army i mean do you know how crazy yeah because we're thinking about like oh some dad's gonna make his kid have a big dick it was like yeah the army's gonna try to make killing machines i mean do you know that in china like their whole thing that like that watches everybody's called skynet like they literally they literally called it after the thing in terminator that was supposed to be this hypothetical thing in the future that is kind of i didn't know it's called skynet terminator and then in china it's called skynet that is like they're not even trying well they see terminator is like that was the good guy yeah they go that was like a instruction manual they see terminator is like the was the good guy. Yeah, they go, that was like an instruction manual.

They see Terminator as like the bad guy in that scenario. They straight up took 1984 Terminator and go like instruction manuals. And they go, here we go. They thought it was, yeah. This is like probably the next piece of it. Also, they said every growth pod. Calling them pods isn't helping. You're right.

This is the Chinese. They're rubbing it in your faces. They're calling them pods. you're right this is the chinese they're rubbing this is they're rubbing your faces they're calling them pods pods but also there is just something about the i'll just say there's something that i was liking about the idea of taking away the one thing that girls have over you it's like imagine now they go abortions a woman's right it's like how so it's in the pod how is that more you're right than mine yeah then they'll be real clingy to their eggs though they'll be like but think about that it takes away all of the like girl arguments where they go it's a woman's right it's the ones that's in the pod it's like how is that any more your

things in mind you know that is a good point yeah yeah you have to get both signatures if they were trying to fucking do anything yeah and there'll be dudes breaking into the facility just to like fucking smash the thing no but you would be able to do it if you want to that was the thing yeah it was like you now you thought was now you don't have to, but you would be able to do it if you want to. That was the thing. It was like, you're now, you thought was now you don't have to say now you would definitely the argument that human beings are precious from the, the Christian would be out the window. You go precious.

Craig fucking Hyundai is making them right now. I don't know how precious they are. There's a guy on the fucking thing, like grabbing them by their like back. Yeah. Like a dog by the fucking thing like grabbing them by their like back fat yeah like a dog by the skin yeah like it's just like a you know a chicken processing plant there's like different bins they get thrown into yeah how many people would be like you know that's the funniest thing to be like uh the the. They're like, hey, I want a boy that wants to be a girl.

Yeah, like somewhere around 12 is when I'd like them to start questioning things. Yeah, why don't you just get a girl? No, you're missing what I'm saying. I don't want a girl. I want a boy that wants to be a girl. Yeah, like I imagine, can they select for no trans? Is that just the end of trans? Probably not.

I think they would have people selecting. I guess that's nature. They want someone to turn. It's like, you know, when you get like a, one of those dinosaur toys that you put in the thing and then it expands.

They want it to expand and around seven, you put some coat in that around seven, it starts wearing clothing of the opposite gender. Yeah. I guess that's the nature

of a nurture discussion. Wow. Okay, so my take is that probably the womb stuff will... I'm going to pass on this. Okay, fine. Well, Boy's Cast passes on this but we don't like it.

It seems like World Economic Forum is behind this one. This is Klaus Schwab. This feels a little Klaus Schwab-y. Yeah. We're going gonna be eating bugs for a century before they that is true though as soon as this stuff comes out there's gonna be so

many bugs in your mouth there's all bugs as soon as the babies yeah the babies are just getting fucking fed flies from the birth yeah i i can't believe there is a company that is actually trying to do lord of the flies a little too it's the whole thing would you ever consider yourself gay lord of the flies gay lord of the flies it's like gay lord of the flies like a gay guy that's very like smelly so there's like flies on them and you call them gay lord of the flies but but gay lord is one word gay lord yes gay lord of the flies yeah gay lord of the baseball player yeah like gay lord Gaylord... Perry. Perry, yeah. Or Gaylord Falker. Gaylord Falker. That's right, Gaylord Falker.

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places a month and a half i do not get it i think there might be one guy in the industry that's the only guy that knows how to post a link and he's very busy yeah it's a it's crazy i agree it's it's been you you book a show and then you're like messaging for a week and a half be like hey where's the ticket link and they're like we're trying we got the machine going yeah it's like the steam engine it's like a belt a belt just broke

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