The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Holding Space for Wicked, The CEO of Jaguar's Name is "Raw Dong Lover" & an Insane Reddit
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I'm sure you saw that fans of the musical Wicked have been holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity.
Oh, I love that.
But not enough. People are talking about the men who have been holding space for the Gladiator 2 Overture off the Gladiator 2 soundtrack.
I didn't know that was happening.
Yeah, I follow a lot of straight media and many men have decided that bathroom thrown is the perfect time to hold that space.
And the Gladiator 2 Overture is blasting while they defecate?
Completely naked, music blasting, door open, letting the world know nature called hear me roar.
That's so powerful.
Allowing the sounds and smells of that bodily function
to ruminate through the house loudly and proudly,
completely ignoring members of the work Zoom call
as they ask if they should schedule that video conference call
at a different time.
You gotta go, you gotta go.
Finishing up, no wiping, no flushing,
ignoring your manager who has now furiously joined that Zoom call
and is demanding you turn off
the gladiator to Overture, which he is clearly
not enjoying. There's something so powerful
about telling the world that this piece of art
keeps me regular and I don't care, who
knows. Then in a final act of defiance,
standing up, exiting that bathroom, which your
manager is now aghast to identify as
the master bedroom of his residential
home. Wow. And as his threats to call
the police unless you leave his house immediately become in sync with the Overture's
climax, you tilt the phone camera to the token of appreciation you've left him in
that bowl and calmly walk out the front door of his house, revealing the tattered
locks that you've smashed off with a crowbar. You're his boss now. For the
record, how many people are actually holding space to the Gladiator 2
Overture in this manner?
I've seen a couple.
The Holy Ghost of Christ.
The Dukes. The Spirit of the Son of God.
The Boys Cast.
Black Friday.
And officially, Thanksgiving is over.
Everyone has...
Oh, that's a relief.
So you've had your fair share.
You're probably sleepy right now.
Got that tryptophan flowing.
Lying on your bed as your grandmother comes in and stuffs a fourth turkey in your mouth.
Right in your gullet.
Yeah, you're probably making one of those Thanksgiving sandwiches right now.
That's one thing down.
The second leg down.
Now you're sort of on a slant.
You slide down the bed and you slide into
the cranberry sauce. Right in the sauce.
Full belly flop right in the sauce.
Full belly flop right in the sauce.
Kitty, that's the Polo Shuck way.
And then you were
just like, wow, this is crazy. It's Thanksgiving.
We ate so much. And you go, it was Thanksgiving?
It was Thanksgiving? What? Who ate so much?
I'm still hungry. And then you start looking
at your dad. He starts looking like a Kramer
style Kenny Rogers chicken. You realize
you're not full. You're just getting started.
He's looking good. That
belly is
it thinks it's full, but what does bellies
know? You know what I mean? It's Thanksgiving after
all. It is Thanksgiving. And what are you thankful
for? The tenacity to eat
a six chicken when you thought you were full.
Me just going through the
garbage trash being like that still looks good i'll tell you what i'm not thankful for me and
johnny glover have a story this is the life that i'm living right now we went so we're filming
yesterday i'm on the subway me and johnny do our patented move where both of us are so stupid we
take the subway wrong we're doing lore manhattan we're trying to go to midtown we end up in deep brooklyn
could happen to anybody could happen to anyone because we take the wrong stop where we go one
stop and it's like this is a 45 minute stop so next on the express train next stop coney island
right so next thing you know we're in deep brooklyn me and johnny are but then we finally
get off we end up coming back now we're in our hour trip we're sitting deep Brooklyn. Me and Johnny, but then we finally get off. We end up coming back. Now we're in our hour trip.
We're sitting on the subway.
Bunch of kids come up.
Yeah.
Bunch of kids start yelling.
Black kids,
but they're Dominican.
So they're yelling at each other in Spanish.
You know what I mean?
Right.
And I'm sitting on the thing.
The guy starts putting his arm on me
and doing all this weird shit, right?
So I just eventually move over.
Oh, Ryan's getting a taste of his own medicine. I see do you think i put my arm on no but i feel like if
you were like a fucking teenager like that's the kind of like jackass style you know where you'd be
like no these guys weren't tom green style you're just like no they weren't they weren't doing
pranks they were pranking you no these guys were like there was seven of them and every single
person on the subway was just inching away.
They're yelling and screaming and doing all this stuff.
They had their phones out doing all this stuff.
Boys will be boys.
Right.
Okay, so you're going to change your tone when you know what happens next.
So the guy keeps putting his arm on me.
I'm sitting next to Johnny.
We move over a little bit. And then out of nowhere, the guy beside me just projectile pukes on the whole thing.
He goes, this is 4 p.m.
Was one of the kids puked?
One of the kids, because I guess they're all drunk or something.
So the kid just, yeah, but they probably haven't drank that much.
He goes, it goes everywhere.
Hits my shoe.
So my shoe and my leg gets puked all over it.
Everyone on the subway goes, everyone moves out.
And then this guy just stands there and starts speaking to his boys in Spanish like nothing
happened.
Right.
And then the boys are kind of laughing like, yo, you know, you be puking.
Yeah.
But they're saying this in Spanish.
And they were sitting around the puke.
Like, they didn't evacuate the puke area.
They didn't seem to care all that much, right?
Like, honest to God, these guys at the puke barely fazed them.
Everyone else in the subway was like having a conniption.
Ugh.
They marked their territory. They marked their territory.
They marked their territory.
And no one really wanted to do that much because everyone was like,
you know what it is?
It's one of those things where I don't know if afraid of them is the right word,
but the chance is so where you're just like, dude,
imagine I do get in a fight with these guys.
And then now I'm just fighting nine 14-year-olds.
Yeah.
Imagine a scenario where you just get the shit kicked out of you by a bunch
of 14 year olds
they were big boys too
imagine how good
it would feel
if you just beat
the shit out of
nine 14 year olds
you know what
I think I could take
like three of these guys
just because you just
have the man strength
that they don't have
of course
I think you could
probably take down
three of them
but like it's a swarm
dude there's like
a whole bunch of them
I mean I'd see
Johnny Glover
flying in with a dropkick out of nowhere.
It was really gross, man.
Yeah, it stinks.
And they were just sitting around in it.
They weren't like, let's move.
I'm telling you, they didn't seem to care.
It was like par for the course.
They were like, that's what he does.
He comes and pukes or something.
A little pukey.
Something's, you know, I'll tell you what.
Something's off in this society
when you can't go out and stop by
having puked on.
And, you know, people, there might be some good Samaritans who might intervene,
except for the whole Daniel Penny situation.
Exactly.
Now you're just fucking Daniel Penny with puke on you.
You're like, I'm going to, and then you slip in the puke.
Have you been watching the Daniel Penny thing?
I've seen a little bit of it.
I saw a little bit of when the guy apparently was alive when the police showed up.
I was actually going to do a video, just like
a short one where I
went on the subway
with a blind cane and
I said, me seeing a
woman getting murdered
but knowing that I'm
not trying to go to
jail.
Me just with the
blind cane.
But I watched the
deposition.
Yeah.
He's kind of, I guess
he's an army guy, but
it's sort of interesting
because he kind of has
like a bro, he kind of
talks like a bro a
little bit.
Okay.
He's like, you know,
I'm just not trying to,
I'm not trying to,
you know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He goes,
I'm not trying to fucking
go to jail, yo.
Yeah, well,
he was like,
you know,
you don't know what to do,
right?
You know,
I don't know,
like I talk like that
a little too much.
Yeah, yeah.
He has like a,
kind of like a bro-y inflection.
He's a bro-y dude.
I mean,
it's a travesty.
Well,
I don't,
what's happening?
The fact that he's even on trial,
period.
Well,
that's a travesty. Yeah, that's one of the craziest things. I mean, it's fucking upended his life. I mean, it's a travesty. Well, I don't know what's happening. The fact that he's even on trial, period. Well, that's a travesty.
Yeah, that's one of the craziest things.
I mean, it's fucking upended his life.
I mean, it's crazy how just society can, you know,
pick a thing that they're going crazy about,
and then next thing you know, you're just like,
all these people, they just,
if a contagion of something really catches hold,
it does really take over the world.
Yeah.
Very quickly, and the laws follow.
Even if he does get,
and I think it's probably likely
that he gets exonerated,
you're like,
it's hard to just go back
to like a normal life.
You're like,
you basically,
he has two options.
You get a podcast on Daily Wire,
or you're going and fucking
doing pedophile hunting videos
on Twitter.
Well, he might be,
I think you might be
underestimating the amount
that he's going to be crushing
right-wing sniz.
Oh, he'll be getting sniz.
Like he's an old.
Okay.
But I don't think he's a right wing dude though.
He is now.
Well, here's the thing.
You're thinking right wing, right?
And I said right wing, but if you actually think about it.
Okay.
So yes, he's not going to get Brooklyn.
I can't imagine that he's getting a lot of swipe rights from like the Daniel Penny.
He's getting a ton of swipe rights in Brooklyn.
However, when I say right wing, what I more mean is, like, the way right wing, the way Captain America, you know?
Like, yes, you probably, that's who's going to like you more.
Whereas, you know, back then, Captain America is probably hot to, like, you know, all American women.
Whereas, the Brooklyn chick's probably like Bob Dylan at the time.
Right, yeah, yeah.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, he'll probably just have to go move to Texas or something.
I'm sure once he gets exonerated, Rogan will have him on,
and then he'll just move to Texas.
Middle America, this guy is a hero of heroes.
Jumped in front of harm's way.
Just old school, meat and potatoes.
No politics involved.
Yeah, they're making it political.
You could also be like,
this is the guy that went into the burning building
to save a child's life.
Yeah, for sure
to some women he's that right yeah so i mean i don't know maybe this guy's in a relationship
but he should get out of that because i think the snizz is good because i think he's going to be
dealing with a snizz tsunami like it's never been seen before i mean like one of those things where
like you know the player gets drafted to the nfl and they ditch the college girlfriend for like the
hot nfl he walks into the verdict all somberly
with his like wife
who's been with him for seven years.
And then he walks out
at the first press conference
like obviously he ditched the old bitch
and I'm an M.
Free man.
I'm a free man in more ways than one.
You know, this has been a big day for me
because I came free man twice.
Got two new leases on life.
It's amazing.
So if you want to holla at me.
Holla at the boy DP.
It's going to be DP crushing zone.
Bring your own condoms because, you know, DP's got a lot on his mind right now.
I don't got time to be buying that shit.
Not a big condom guy.
No. So I think that that time to be buying that shit. Not a big condom guy. No.
So I think that that's probably Daniel Penny's life.
If he chooses it to be his life, if he leaves any sort of downtown bubble, this guy's basically Captain America.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's just got to leave.
He's just got to leave New York.
I think he should start wearing a cape.
I mean, honest to God.
I walked by him.
He was wearing a sharp suit.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I walked by him right near here, and he was wearing a suit, he's just like walking in the street and he was you're not give
him a nod no because when i walked by him did you give him you know what it was is you know that
thing where you see a famous person and you go i know you from somewhere but i don't know where
until after right and then it was one of those things where i'm like i don't know where i know
this guy from i'm like do i know him personally and i couldn't figure it out like i thought it
was like oh is this someone i know and i just you're like, do I know him personally? And I couldn't figure it out. I thought it was like, oh, is this someone I know?
And I just can't.
And you're like,
where do I know you?
You know how people come up to us
and they're like,
do I know you from somewhere?
Which is a crazy thing.
Imagine people do that to him.
They're like,
do I know you from somewhere?
And he's like.
Can you do it for the photo?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
People ask him to be put in a headlock
for the photo.
When you meet Georges St-Pierre
at a meet and greet
and you go
can you put me
in a headlock please
he's paid the 80 bucks
yeah he's just
at a comic con
doing signings
and it's like
90 bucks for a headlock
from Daniel Peart
yeah
but I walked by him
and he was walking
in this nice suit
and he was just
holding a book
just like one of those
dudes
the bible
I look a little thicker
than the bible
it was a big one
it was probably like
honestly I think it was like actually now that I think of it. It was a big one. 48 laws of power.
He might be in prison.
Actually, now that I think of it, it was such a big book.
It's probably like some Dostoevsky, like some crime and punishment shit.
Oh, sure.
He's going through it, you know? Sure.
He's figuring out the morality in his own mind.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't think he questions himself because honestly, the way he said it, I was watching
this deposition.
You're right.
It is kind of a travesty because it
is the most reasonable stuff and he sounds like the most reasonable guy yeah and also he was like
you know and then everyone else came in here and they started holding the guy down so i got up and
yeah and the cops like why'd you do it and you're just like well he was threatening to kill everybody
on the train and whatever and he goes to the cop he was like well you're a cop like just same way
if you were an off-duty cop and you saw something like that happening like i'm an off-duty military guy. I don't know if he's a Marine or whatever. I think he's a mariner
Yeah, he's like the same thing as you you're a cop
Like if you're off duty and you see a guy screaming a woman's face, would you step in?
I hope so like yeah, the guys like no not this I would yeah, I tell it what colors the guy
Yeah, yeah, what? Yeah, there's Daniel Petty goes on Twitter. You're like literally 99% of people support him
Like that's the thing. It's like everybody really supports him at the end of the day Yeah, but if Daniel Petty goes on Twitter, you're like literally 99% of people support him.
That's the thing.
It's like everybody really supports him at the end of the day.
You got to really do mental gymnastics to find him in the raw. The best are all the chicks who are like,
I got harassed on the subway.
Why are there no men anymore?
And you're like, yeah, because Daniel Petty.
Well, yeah.
That's the joke I was trying to make with my blind game.
Sorry, ladies.
Chivalry's over.
Yeah, Daniel Penny got arrested.
You know, so I can walk.
Daniel Penny got arrested
so I don't have to get involved anymore.
So I don't have to get stabbed by some random...
That's what a lot of people think
that Daniel Penny was trying to stop crime.
He was really trying to stop another man
from ever having to defend a woman ever again.
I mean, we know a comic, Doug Smith,
who fucking...
Yeah.
He intervened with some chick getting raped like, raped or something at 4am
and stuff, and yeah, he got slashed in the face.
That was what was going on. I didn't know he got slashed.
I actually saw him at the cellar the other day. Yeah, he, like, intervened
on something like that and literally got slashed
across his face. Yeah, so I
think that that, you think that Daniel Penny's
real motive was, they're just like, oh, you want to stop
crime? And he's like, yeah, wink, wink. You're like, oh, it was
a racist thing? You're like, no, third option third option after this no man will ever have to put his life
on the line ever again for a woman true hero true american hero you're you're on the subway and your
chick's like you know some guy bumps into her and he's she's like you're not gonna do something
you're like oh yeah i'm not racist racist. Jesus Christ, I'm actually offended
that you would even...
Am I finding out that you're racist?
Yeah, that guy looks like
he could be like an eighth something.
That guy looks like he could be...
Maybe an octoroon.
I'm pretty sure that guy
was one quarter Cuban.
Is this how I find out
that you're a racist?
Jesus Christ.
Sickening.
You know what?
Do you mind?
I'm actually going to go over there.
So this is... You're really on your own now
Yeah I don't feel comfortable being around someone that thinks it's okay
For a man to just step in and
Intervene on racial minorities
At will
Big yikes
Yeah you're just standing at the opposite side of the thing
As the guy's like some homeless guy's in your face
And you're just mouthing yikes to it
Not a good look Not a good look.
Not a good look for you
right now.
Really not a good look for you.
Not a good look.
Hey, can you help me? I think this guy
is following me home. You go,
not a good look for you. Not a good look.
Really? Are you serious?
Are you fucking serious right now?
Let me guess.
He's minority?
Oh, classic.
Let me fucking guess.
This guy that's quote unquote following you around the park.
Let me guess.
He's a racial minority.
Yeah, the guy who's harassing you.
All right.
Yikes.
I'm going to say yikes on behalf of me.
I'm going to say yikes on behalf of the minority community of this city.
This is Trump's america huh
yeah i really didn't know that's who i was dating i thought joe biden had two more months but i guess
not i guess you're putting a stop to that anyways i'm in a bubble bath right now
get some ice yeah i don't know what to tell you i'm gonna finish my bubble bath and if he wants
to take your money i suggest you let him have it because there's something that he needs right now yeah he should have more of your money yet go to the bank and
give him money like are you an ally or are you not an ally that's the question you should be
asking yourself anyways anyways if you'll excuse me i'm i'm dunking my head underwater right now
blowing bubble and you go and while i have you on the phone where is that uh the scented pumpkin
bubble bar well you have a moment while you're on the phone where did you actually put the
scented bubble bath i've been looking for it yeah subway oh so this jaguar ad
obviously this was the new uh too gay ad i heard they're changing the J to an F.
I heard they're changing it to a G.
And they're changing...
Yeah, so...
What do you think?
Yeah.
It was a gag war?
Yeah.
They're just flipping that J upside down and just a little.
Yeah.
So that's an option.
That's an option.
Now, listen.
Could it be worse?
Yes. I mean, it would be a lateral move.
Well, here's.
This ad.
There was a lot of people on this jaguar ad.
So they made this ad.
It was really gay.
If I'm being completely honest, I saw it a little more as like, you know, Gauthier's
sort of futuristic. Yeah. I actually didn't see it as like You know, Gautier's sort of futuristic
I actually didn't see it as like
Over the top gay
But the thing was
It's more like a Zune ad
Sure
The problem is
People want to have this conversation
They go, was the ad too gay?
Was the ad not too gay?
And I go
Defending the advert
The CEO of Jaguar
Raw Dong Lover
And you have these people Your guy Jaguar, Raw Dong Lover.
And you have these people.
The guy's name is Raw Dong Lover.
Raw Dong Lover.
Raw Dong Lover.
Raw Dong Lover.
Johnny, I'll tell you.
Johnny Glover, if you have a kid, make sure you don't name him Raw Don.
Yeah, don't name him Raw Don.
So they go.
Everyone's mentioning.
They're like, you know, he weighed in.
You're just like, wait.
The guy's name is Raw Dong Lover lover how is that not the whole article is ceo of jacob named raw dong lover he's like
it's radon yeah love her it's not raw dong it's radon here's the best part mr glover said that no
no no no no no no not you're not Mr. Glover. No. You were raw.
Mr. Donglover.
R-A-W-D-O-N-G-L-O-V-E-R.
Yeah, you remember when he was at the bank and he goes,
so you're Mr. Donglover?
I was like, what?
How did you get Mr. Donglover?
Oh, weird.
The font we use is spaced weird.
The guy's name is Raw Donglover.
I mean,
not the
man to have to do in the press conferences when you're
being accused of being too gay. Is he the CEO?
Yeah. They go,
he's the CEO, and they go,
the Financial Times said it was not
meant to be a woke statement, that intended
message had been lost in a blaze of intolerance.
We need to establish our brand
at a completely different price point. no no your name's raw dong lover it's impossible it's like a boy named
sue kind of scenario here honest to god dad was like you know the world's hard and i'm gonna
harden you further by calling you raw dong lover and then he goes it worked i'm the ceo of jaguar
yeah you're right though that's my it might hardened him. Yeah. Where you're kind of like,
oh, Twitter's mad at me
right now? Yeah. My name's Raw Dong
Lover. Do you know
what my life's been like? I'm straight.
I got four kids. I'm straight.
Not easy.
So I didn't even, you know,
this felt like one of those ones where at this
point it was kind of like watching the ad
and I was like, I don't know.
Maybe it's a weird ad. I Yeah, maybe it's a weird ad.
I think I agree.
It's a weird ad for Jaguar, all that sort of stuff.
But I kind of started making it six months ago.
They're kind of banking on Kamala Harris to win.
You think that's what it was?
See, I just saw the lead time on these kinds of things between like Inception and I just that you're very right on that.
But I saw a little bit of like gay futuristic stuff.
Yeah. As opposed to like, I think what they're trying to have from what i followed up on this is they posted
like a little teaser of some car and i think their whole thing is like the deck this car that they're
coming out with is very futuristic looking yeah it seemed like either way like if you saw a movie
where everyone lives in pods and stuff like that it's a pod you know it felt a little like that to
me but again regardless like it's hard to get into It felt a little like that to me. But again, regardless,
it's hard to get into any of that
or even have an opinion of it
when the guy's name is Raw Dong Lover.
Yeah, yeah.
It's literally,
your name is Dick Succare.
And you're just like,
let's have a nuanced conversation about it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah.
How do you hire that guy?
I don't think I could hire a guy.
I mean, that's the thing.
He must be good.
He gotta be so good. He must be a really good CEO. I don't think I could hire a guy. I mean, that's the thing. He must be good. He's got to be so good.
He must be a really good CEO.
I don't think I could hire a raw dong lover.
That being said, if it was like, you know, pussay a tear, you come in, you know what I mean?
Now, the question is, has this been brought up to him?
Like, does he know that this raw dong lover thing?
You think this might be news to him?
Yeah, he goes, what?
He goes, I've he have the fuck?
Never thought of that.
It was Rodong Lover, huh?
I can't believe this shit, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, Mr. Glover said the brand needs to attract a new customer base
without leaving all its customers behind.
Okay, well.
Well, your name's Rodong Lover. I mean, the thing is, who's this customer base? leaving all its customers behind okay well well your name's
raw dong i mean the thing is is like who's this this customer base like i don't know what what
is the the customer base that you're attracting here uh communist gay people in 2085 i guess yeah
you're like the i guess the gay market is untapped in cars? I guess, like, people that think they're futuristic.
But is that a type of guy?
Do they have the kind of money for it?
Do you know any guys that think they're futuristic?
I see them walking around.
You do see the futuristic people walking around New York City.
I guess the people...
I guess, like, fashion guys.
Fashion guys.
I don't know if fashion guys have enough money for Jaguars.
Well, they got, like, you know,
there's other type of people who wear, like, $3,000 pants and stuff.
Like a guy who's at a fashion runway.
Yeah, like, super fast. But you're like, that's like that's pretty niche yeah like you know what i mean that's where
i saw a bit of that okay if you go to see a fashion runway you're not and you see like you
know a guy with a shoe on his head you're not like well this is they're trying to be like progressive
you're just like yeah it's wacky yeah i don't know if that's you want to be so niche for a car no i
think it was stupid probably but again i we're we're not in the business of just watching ads and critiquing whether they think
they're good for no reason.
There has to be some cultural context.
It kind of felt like that.
It was like watching a fashion show and you're like, yeah, this sucks.
Yeah.
That's all I thought.
Stupid.
They have a guy has a fucking dog cone on his neck so he doesn't, you know,
bite his wounds.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, it looks like some like weird 80s music video or something.
Yeah, because it did.
It looked like men at work, Devo with a pylon on his head, you know what I mean?
And you're just like, ah, this is stupid.
Yep.
I mean, I don't think it's good for Jaguar.
But again, it's not like, you know, it's not like a work boot company.
Yeah.
It's not like Kaepernick where people are like trading in their Jaguars.
No, I think more people were just making fun of it.
Yeah.
They're just like, all right.
That was, but if I, if my name was raw dong lover, there's almost, I'd be very, I would
be very, uh, hesitant to do anything that would be perceived as too gay.
I think, you know what I mean?
Like I wouldn't eat any hot dogs.
Like there's no, I just wouldn't do it and i'm there's no way that you would catch me holding a cylinder
object and my name is raw dog cucumber you would like a cucumber yeah and you're like cucumber if
i was in charge of the ad and they're like okay the guy's gonna have his shirt off and he's gonna
be oiled up you're like i've honestly i understand where you're coming from but you're not taking
into consideration my name is like i have a better inspiration here it's just like a hooters ad
he goes something more like this if possible like a 90s beer commercial it is crazy that they can't
just like do that anymore like the 90s beer commercials where it's just like literally a
chick and just like a fucking wet t-shirt jumping up and down we all want that jumping up and down
on the bikini like honestly there's a few few. The people who don't want that.
Did you see the French girls were back?
Yeah.
I'll tell you what.
I saw someone post all these French girls with their titties out, and they're all gross
or something.
I looked at it, and I thought some of them were fine.
Yeah, some of them were fine.
I mean, if anything, I was the opposite.
I think the talent dropped a little bit from previous ones.
Buddy, I was like, if that was in America, those girls would all be a couple bucks.
A couple minimum.
Do you know what I mean?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those girls, you'd be like, put those things away.
They'd be centurions.
Whatever you want.
In America, you'd be like, yeah, whatever you want, just put those things away.
Yeah.
We'll take the bus, whatever you need. Yeah. What do you want us to do stop polluting yes okay yes yes yes i'm literally no picking up just every guy's walking
around with the stick like yeah we're all on the fucking side of the road highway yes ladies
whatever you want to do the gravitational pull on those things it's just like a goddamn plumb bob
but i i thought in fr France it was like it's crazy
that's almost mind blowing me being
North America, being North American
watching a full
protest of you know
25 year old chicks to you know
20 to 30 year old chicks
and out of 20 protesters
18 of them are probably like normal
weight. Yeah normal weight yeah
France specifically, actually.
I just saw some graph where like France is like some of the lowest obesity for some reason.
I don't know if they walk.
Yeah, I don't know if they walk a lot.
That's what it is.
No, food probably.
No, their food is so rich there.
Really?
Everything has like so much butter in it.
I thought it was one of those things where you go to a cafe and they give you like some
mini thing and you're just like, yeah, are you going to bring the rest of my meal?
No, you go to, no, no, no.
France, you go to a cafe and they're just like, are you going to bring the rest of my meal? No, you go to, no, no, no. In France, you go to a cafe,
and they're just like,
here's a croissant.
Dude, you get their whatever ham and cheese sandwich thing there that they love to give you
on a baguette,
and there's butter that thick.
Oh.
Dude, they're...
So why is it no one,
what's the difference?
I think they walk a lot.
I think they're just more active.
Big dinners.
Big dinners.
Sorry, small dinners.
Oh, small dinners.
Big ones.
Johnny goes, I think I cracked the case of what I was going to eat. Big dinners. Big dinners Sorry small dinners Oh small dinners Big ones Johnny goes
I think I cracked the case
Of why there's gonna be
Big dinners
Big dinners
Sorry small dinners
Small dinners
Yeah but I mean
You know they got all the pastries
The baguettes
Fucking smashing wine
Cheese
Well you know
I'll tell you who's normally fat
Is activist chicks
Yeah
And these girls were not
Yeah
But the puppies were out
Non-stop
Yeah
They love getting them out so we've
been talking we've been we've been following along we ain't complaining we can't put it on
the screen i've been boning up on my french a little bit so i couldn't yeah bone up yeah you
go imagine just do a going on a tourism trip to france to like the protest just a guy sitting
there with like that reminds me of like you know when the black israelis were there then going up to the black guys because i was watching them and they were just like you
know the white man the small dick white man and then going up to them being like hey when is your
second performance start just asking them like yeah but going to the the put a dollar yeah yeah
the girls that are all protesting you have like you know the suntan lotion on your nose a big map
and then you walk up and put a dollar on their thing as a tip you grab a
little just folding chair just like so are you guys like a trooper yeah you travel around france
and i'd be going to france just with a fucking thing of just crude oil just spilling it
everywhere just waiting for them to show up you know oh it's unfortunate it's an oil spill
i guess i have to be protested oh no It would be a shame if I was protested
You go what do you do
It's like I brought a big tobacco company
And I just spilled a bunch of oil
You're just walking around with cups of oil
Bring me the endangered animals
You're just punching them in the head
Just waiting for them to show up
Oh no I'm dropping oil on a squirrel
It would be a shame if the bloggers came and protested
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Found out
And the protesters
Come in
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But here is peak slop right now.
Peak slop for the week is, this is my opinion,
the peak slop.
Huffington posted an article about Trump.
We don't have one Trump article
we're talking about this time,
but why is everybody in the Trump world
so absurdly tan
in investigation?
Wow.
So this is Peaks Law.
Investigation?
They've investigated.
They say there's a fucking,
it's not just him that's orange.
They say,
wait a second.
Steve Bannon's got pretty orange.
That's what I'm saying.
He looks at the,
so Huffington Post reporter,
they're looking at this photo of him tan and they go, wait a second. Yeah. RFK pretty orange. That's what I'm saying. He looks at the... There's a Huffington Post reporter. They're looking at this photo of him tanned, and they go,
Wait a second.
Yeah.
RFK's a little tan, too.
Yeah.
Hey, John, come in here.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
They got the strings.
Mary, come in here.
Yeah, Mary, come in here.
Yeah, we killed John.
John's in the bathroom.
You rang?
Menicide.
We killed him.
Yeah, you go,
John, he goes,
You sure you're not going to come out of the dungeon, John? You go, Sorry killed him. Yeah, you go, John. He goes, are you sure you and I can come out of the dungeon now?
And you go, sorry, no, no, no. You stay down there.
He goes, okay, but I haven't eaten in days.
If you mind, bless me.
And you're not going to eat.
John.
Yeah, John.
You're not going to eat, John.
Yeah.
Stomp on the thing.
Back to work.
Back to work, yeah.
What he does is just just John's in the dungeon
chained up and he just sort of goes on a bicycle
and it powers the women
to make Twinkie blenders.
So they basically
Twinkie smoothies.
So basically
because they don't want there to be
an environmental impact.
So they have John basically on a cycling
machine downstairs and all of that goes
to power the blender. Yeah, like whenever they want to
make a smoothie, they get on the walkie-talkie to
the taskmaster down there. Whip
John!
He starts biking.
Faster!
Okay, so Mary doesn't
come in. John's
the only guy. John's power in the show.
John's power in the show. John's power in the show.
But yeah,
so someone at
Huffington Post
has decided that
They'd like to know.
Do you think
that they thought
this was a kill shot
when they started to see
they're looking at RFK
who's a little orange.
He goes,
this guy's fucking orange.
He goes,
some other people
that tan,
they go,
they put on Eminem kill shot.
What is happening?
I'd like to know their theory.
I gotta give you a career to destroy it.
Do they have a theory?
There's two loyalty tests
people seemingly have to pass
before becoming part of the Trump world.
First, they must consume lots of McDonald's.
It's a little tongue-in-cheek.
Oh, you know what?
Who's also pretty tan?
Vivek.
Vivek's pretty tan.
Oh, they didn't mention that one i mentioned the fake for some reason
and president elects uh donald trump's fast food choice second they better be spray tanned
it is pretty funny that rfk doesn't have a spray tan he just lives in california
he's an outdoorsman that's not what they're saying they're saying basically they walk up
and first things first he goes you know he checks them for wires stuff stuff like that. And then he gives them McDonald's and he goes,
no,
eat up.
What do you think Trump's?
And then you have to finish your,
and you go show him your tongue.
Yeah.
What do you think Trump's line starts?
Where's the spray tan line start?
Like,
like,
you don't think he does it naked?
No.
I don't get it.
You think he does the whole body?
But you think there's like a line on his neck?
Yeah.
I think it starts probably right there.
Why do you, why are your tits? Why do you think he doesn't do line on his neck? Yeah, I think it starts probably right there. Why do you...
Are you going to get your tits?
Why do you think he doesn't do it naked?
I don't know.
It seems like he...
Because he really just cares about...
You know, he's on camera so much.
I mean, that would be an insane job if you were spray tanning the president naked.
You know what?
I'm trying to think because when he golfs, he's wearing...
No, because when he golfs, like he's wearing short sleeves.
Like he'll wear like a polo top.
I don't think his arms match the face, really.
Well, you can be tan and then also suntanned over top of the fake tan.
Yeah.
I've dated some girls with fake tan.
The craziest part about it is their hands are always this weird fucking mess.
Splotchy orange.
It's bizarre.
Yeah, yeah.
They have these hands and it looks like you're like, are you dying?
It looks like they fist a clown.
Yeah, it does look like that. dying looks like they fist a clown yeah it does look like that it looks like they fisted a clown
i i there's two specific girls i thought that i yeah and it was the winter time that they get
into it but it's like it looks insane yeah like it's all splotchy like they robbed a bank and
those die packs went off because they're trying to get their money i was
yeah or it looks like you you know did a number on them you know went to town on them because
they didn't show yeah i wonder how much with trump is actual makeup versus spray tan it's a whole mix
of a lot of things man the presidential has its own makeup guy yeah except for the eyes they won't get the eyes well they sort of talked about it in this thing where they basically uh
they said that there's this theory for rich people where they're just like the reason you
want to be tanned is because you want to be like you want to seem important but you're so rich that
you have enough free time to be at the beach still so it's this weird mix it just makes you look
better it's because if you're pale you're like oh this guy's like fake rich he has to work
really hard you know real rich guys can work 30 hours a week because their money's doing the
working for them they're just at the beach yeah because when i think there's a certain level
of you know let's say you make 500 grand a year where it's very like look how hard i work and
then i think when you get into the real high status the the thing is like i'm this rich and i don't i never work that's how fucking your heart hard work becomes
like almost embarrassing like you hear this guy works 80 hours a week yeah this is the kind of
theory that they were saying i don't know if it's true or not but i kind of can see it i think it's
just like you just look better it's just you know you're well sure that's it makes more better
reasonable sense yeah you look better yeah like especially onasonable sense When you're tanned You look better
Yeah
Like especially on camera
Especially when you're old
Especially when you're old
Like I mean
It's the reason why
All the bodybuilders
Do it
Because it's just
The lights wash them out
Well especially
When you're getting old
Dude that skin
Starts to look a little rough
That's what I'm saying
You just
Little cake
A little self-tanner on there
Well the other guys
Aren't even that old though
And apparently
Donald Trump's making
According to the
According to the HuffPo investigation They walk in and they straight up make him go through like an orange car wash to show their loyalty.
And then, you know what happens?
You know what happens?
You're on a conveyor belt, and then it's like one thing's like spray tan, and then the other thing's a burger, but your arms are taped down and you have to eat it in one go.
Burger.
Then more spray tan.
It's like a rotisserie chicken.
Then they just kind of spin you around.
Spin them.
You're like, and after this, I'm going to be in the cabinet.
So that's what Huffington Post is proposing in their investigation.
All right.
Investigation inconclusive.
It's a crazy investigation.
They probably hired a few people just to investigate this further.
It's going to be an ongoing series.
Why is everybody so tanned?
Yeah, yeah. Someone really thought
that they were fucking on to something at Huffington Post.
I mean, they're scraping the bottom of the barrel
right now. Yeah, this
isn't really the kill shot.
The thing is, nobody at Huffington Post knows anything
about, like, tariffs. No,
no, that's a tough one for them. They go out of
They know that they don't like them. Yeah, we know we don't like them,
but we don't really know. We can't comment on them, really, so
but we know about Tans.
You're right.
Huffington Post probably hates it when it gets a little too economic-based.
You know what I mean?
Trade wars.
I don't really...
We don't know much about that.
So his boss comes in, and he was just like,
Hey, have you finished that story about the effects of tariffs?
He's like, no, but...
I got something one better.
Hey, I got something that's about to blow your mind right now.
Come in here.
Bannon, Trump, RFK, tanned.
Linkage?
I don't know.
That's what I'm going to find out.
Hey, if you just renew my contract.
If you renew that contract, we're going to get to the bottom of that.
I know your senses are tingling right now.
You're interested.
You're crazy with all the shit that Trump hawks that he wouldn't have like a self-tanner.
I know.
That would be a good one.
I think he claims he doesn't.
He's like, well, why would I?
I've never been used to it.
Yeah.
It seems like more confident members of the Trump team have embraced Trump's look in order
to please their leader.
And it seems to be working for them when it comes to being close to the center of power.
So that's probably what happened.
Everyone that wanted to be in the Trump campaign
started showing up more orange and impressive.
Yeah, I'm sure he'd love that.
That's probably what happened.
Yeah, yeah.
That's exactly it.
This is like the writings of a mad person.
Oh, yeah.
You know, this is the type of stuff
that your girlfriend wakes up in the morning
and she was like,
I thought of the craziest... You know what I know? You ever had that where they, your girlfriend, you wake up, wakes up in the morning, and she was like, I thought of the craziest, you know, you know what I
know?
You ever had that, where they go, yo, I just noticed this because of this.
You're like, no, that's wrong.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She goes, I think I know why he won.
Yeah, they always think they know why something happened, and it's like.
He won the tan vote.
Nobody talks about that.
I think I know why it happened.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's because, look, I did the math, and he actually got 100% of the tan vote.
And all the people in his cabinet, they started tanning themselves so they can get in the thing you go
what are you doing go to work i mean if elon if elon shows up late for work if elon shows up with
a spray tan then i'll go okay there might be something i'll be listening yeah if elon just
orange with the white eyes if elon shows up with a spray tan i will admit that to huffington post
that i may have that they've never been wrong i judged them too early yeah you've never been wrong about anything did biden looking pale and disaster at
the disastrous debate cost him america's concern for health was such a hot topic at the time she
says whoever did biden's makeup that night maybe failed to deliver so and now that she's you know
in the she's in the realm of tan theory she she was like, now that I'm fucking digging deep into all this tan theory,
is that the reason Biden did bad in the election?
Because he wasn't orange enough.
And then she's like,
well, Kamala Harris is pretty tanned.
There goes that.
But she's a woman.
Well, unfortunately, she didn't say there goes that.
She actually liked this one.
She's pretty into the idea that it is very possible
that probably the issue with joe
biden is that he wasn't tanned enough oh that's what cost him the election as for his equally
tanned acolytes mayor thinks they're all playing a game of copycat in another way their skin color
choice is kind of a gang color or tattoo representing their class wealth or leisure
so he's like if they're in prison they're just like the tan gang they're
in the tan car the tan moms tan dads and dads for the tan dads yeah i mean rfk's tan's legit
you could tell that's a nice one oh yeah well he's out there on the prison outdoor prison yard
working out yeah exactly he's fucking yeah doing chin-ups at the beach searching for whale heads doing
burpees non-stop but yeah uh but i do like that theory that um he makes people do a tanning as an
initiation now for thanksgiving i just thought this was a funny article because uh well a lot
of people were sort of saying that obviously one of the big hot topics is you know people during
the holidays they're going to be arguing about politics people are writing articles being like i'm not seeing my dad he can suck my
dick you know because he voted for the wrong guy la la la la yeah i just thought it was funny
psychology today wrote an article saying um how to uh uh let me actually get the title of this
you saw this article right yeah of course basically how to talk to your how to discuss
politics at the holiday gathering right and it was funny because it was one of those things where
they gave a list of stuff that you go no one is doing none of that no no no you know people are
definitely there's going to be people walking in and it's going to be like fight club like ding
ding ding today in this corner we have uncle wearing a mega hat with an American flag do-rag on.
Yeah.
The dark mega hat.
The dark mega hat.
And in this corner, we had just came back from first year of political science wearing
a Palestine-free outfit.
And ding, ding, ding.
It is time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. ding ding ding it is it's time yeah yeah yeah i mean my tip would be save have your like not super hot takes for thanksgiving and then go fucking nuclear on christmas damn on christmas
yeah well they say this is what they're saying if you're if you just finished your first year
of college if you're just like out finishing your palestine rally protest if you you know
and then you obviously been watching the news that you're just like anyone who voted for the
wrong guy is like dead to me and then you're showing up your thing
so this is their uh advice to you approach conversations with curiosity and respect
so they'll probably do that hey so why are uh you guys litigating my body i'm just just curious
and on the other side yeah just man you know man who's went to the MAGA rally
Participated in January 6th
Girl comes home, wants to tell him about non-binary
She's probably going to approach that conversation
With curiosity and respect
Interesting, honey
Sir, interesting sir
I don't know what to call you anymore
Now
Would you be called binary?
Let's give thanks
Oh right, there's nothing to be thankful for
My bad
It is called Thanksgiving though
Anyone that's fixing a fight at Thanksgiving
Ain't fixing to fucking
Approach those conversations with curiosity
Surprise this isn't just like
Roofie all your fucking
Yeah literally
Give the other person uninterrupted time to speak
Oh yeah
I was just like what fucking fair
fantasy world are you living in where any girl i know that's i have to vote trump
just give the give your fucking cousin who wants to give you a nine thousand uh you know
yeah nine thousand word sermon sure on how uh biden is you know uh ruining the american dream
let him go just let him go and then reflect back on what you heard them say
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MAGA opinions.
You don't get enough.
Maybe you put on Fox News and MSNBC on two TVs beside each other. Doodling TV? mega opinions. You don't get enough.
Maybe you put on Fox News and MSNBC on two
TVs beside each other. Dueling TV?
Yeah, dueling TV. It's Maddow
and whoever's on Fox and just let them right beside
each other. I have an uncle and
cousin that do dueling pianos.
Oh, really? That's fun.
Pretty sick. Yeah, that's good. That's all I have for that.
Yeah, dueling pianos. Dueling news is...
But that's probably the craziest one i have for that but yeah dueling news is but that's probably the
craziest one encourage psychology today says yeah when you show up and you're like cry you were
crying yesterday because the election didn't go your way when your uncle starts telling you why
abortions uh actually murder and you know encourage him to elaborate yeah women aren't responsible
enough with their own bodies that's why we have to do this.
And then you're just like,
when you're about to get mad,
and you go, right, right, right,
the Psychology Today article.
Please more.
More, please.
More opinions, please. I'd like to hear more of your opinions.
After you've heard them out,
ask them if they want to hear your view.
Would you like to hear my view?
No.
No, you stupid libtard.
Thanks.
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He's explaining to you how Israel has a right to exist in Palestine andine a terrorist and you're supporting a terrorist and you're sitting there you just
sort of touch your hands together and then you go do you mind if i get a quick break and then
you go to the bathroom and then you come back you were saying yeah you're saying yeah i guess
then yahoo does do some good things you You were saying that. He was great.
Probably going to have him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is some good tips from psychology. Real good tips from psychology.
I mean, it is better than the MSNBC just like ditch your whole family.
Directionally, it's better.
Yeah, but neither of them really good advice.
Yeah.
If you skip a Thanksgiving. Well, the only real advice is like, the problem with, you know, I think most of bad advice
in general is kind of, you go, it's sort of true, but the problem's one under that.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
So it's like, nowhere in here does it go like, hey, you probably should not be taking yourself
and your life so seriously.
For sure.
It kind of, so a lot of these are sort of surface level,
you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like a guy that walks around punching walls
and stuff like that because he can't control his anger.
It's like saying that he should wear a glove.
Yeah.
You know, you're like, yeah, I guess that is sort of true
that he probably should wear a glove
because he's going to break his hand.
But you go, you're really like not diagnosing the real.
The problem is a little under that.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, if you find yourself in a situation where you can't listen to the opposite opinion because, you know, you're going to hyperventilate and need to take a break.
You go, this is not.
See, what you maybe would want to do is if you're like a liberal and you're going to because you know like trump has all these tariffs is like maybe if you could go rent like um like an economist
to come as like your boyfriend or whatever and then he can like actually like properly debate
these issues and be like these are why but he'll he'll really like just bog them down and like a
lot of facts and rent an economist that's gonna you know do maximum like an anti-tariff like economist guy
yeah keynesian anti-tariff and then because you know your uncle is like he just knows he goes yeah
guy hates javier uh and he's and you know your uncle's just like yeah trump wants to do tariffs
i like tariffs kind of thing just because trump's doing them and yeah doesn't know a ton about them
and he's gonna have a lot of graphs yeah And he's going to have a lot of graphs.
Yeah, like he's going to really just bog everyone down.
What's the old saying where it's like, statistics lie, you know what I'm talking about?
There's an old saying that was like, basically, the gist is like, you can prove anything you want with statistics.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you know the saying I'm saying? I don't know the exact saying.
Statistics lie saying
statistics are like bikinis what they reveal is suggestive but what they conceal is vital
well it wasn't that one oh no okay here it is there's lies damned lies and then statistics
ah gotcha that was the thing but it's basically like, yeah. Yeah, you can... I mean, it's just the same way
that you go, oh, good
news! Unemployment's
down. You go, why is that? You go, a lot of people
left the workforce.
And they've decided they're never not even going to try
to find jobs. That's a good thing.
And you go, honey, I'd like you to meet my new
boyfriend, Paul Krugman.
Paul, do it. Paul said that the internet was a fad in 1995 he said it would be no more powerful than the dial-up phone paul paul
yeah so but you can kind of prove anything with statistics. For example, even with the Malay thing, one of the big ones is they remove all these price controls, right?
So you go, okay, when you remove price controls, you go, well, the price from this went to $10 to $50.
And you can go, well, inflation's going crazy.
Look at this basket of goods that's going in price a crazy amount.
And you're just like, well, yeah, but they couldn't buy it before.
Yeah, exactly. it wasn't available i mean the terror trump said yesterday not to get too
trump heavy but he's slapping a 25 tariff on all canadian goods until they secure the border
and then the most interesting part he basically said yesterday trump's like first day in office
i'm putting a 25 tariff on all canadian mexican goods day one in office until they basically like
seal the border
and like
I actually think
they should put a tariff
on Mexican food
it's my least favorite food
and it's everywhere
what?
yeah you know
New York City has
amazing Mexican food
hey
more for you
I guess you just don't know
the spots
I don't know
but um
the only Mexican food
that I like
is a taco hard shell
corn?
okay fine
I like the corn.
Ryan loves a good corn.
It's never corn, though.
It's always these bowls of a bunch of garbage.
Oh, I love that shit.
But anyways, he was basically saying they need to seal up the border for Canada
because there's tons of illegal immigrants
coming from Canada,
which I'm like,
that's kind of the first I'm hearing about that.
From Canada?
Yeah, I'm sure it's not zero, but you're like,
this is the first I'm hearing, it's like, a problem.
Why don't they just stay in Canada?
Well, because I guess, same reason
we're here. Yeah, but
I can't imagine someone that came from China
and doesn't speak English that well, like,
is in America for the same reason we're here.
Not for the same reason, but I'm saying, it's just like, you know,
there's more money to be made here, and just people
would still, at the end of the day, if they, like, if people have their choice, most people are picking America over Canada.
And if you're going to be illegally in both of them, you're like, okay, well, I'll be illegally in America.
Higher upside, I guess.
Maybe, but there's also more social programs.
That's true.
That's true.
I don't know.
But anyways, that's essentially what Trump's saying.
But the interesting thing is people hate Trudeau so much right now.
So all the Canadian media are like Trump's posting a tariff on this.
25% tariff, which would obviously be pretty damaging to more to the Canadian economy than the American.
Just because America is way bigger and could withstand some sort of trade war.
And like all the comics are like, good, great.
Fuck us.
Like literally everybody's just like, it's very much like cutting off your
nose to spite your face kind of deal where everybody's like yeah we they hate trudeau
so much where they're like yeah we've been saying he needs to do the border now i guess a big boy
is in charge and he's gonna make him do it i get it also is biden like it's just like it seems like
trump's already the president i know like trump is like we're literally thinking that when i was
looking at articles dude like literally the way it's acting trump's just like i'm doing all this
stuff biden's like sitting on a beach right now i'll tell you trudeau has been doing the I was thinking that when I was looking at articles. Dude, literally, the way it's acting, Trump's just like, I'm doing all this stuff.
Biden's sitting on a beach right now.
I'll tell you, Trudeau has been doing the cockiest shit in the world, though.
But the one he did, did you see his 250 bucks?
Yeah, everybody's getting 250 bones.
Yeah, but the reason he kind of did it was because... To buy votes?
Yes, but it wasn't even that.
It was the other part of it, from what I hear, was essentially Trudeau had all of these...
You know how he keeps having scandals where it's like,
you know, they catch him on a private jet
getting fucking lap dances on the fucking dole?
Oh, yeah.
So all that stuff keeps sort of happening.
And then because of that, there was this big hoopla
where basically all the other people said,
we're not going to pass any of your bills
until this gets sorted out and we want an investigation. Like, we're basically jamming up the other people said, we're not going to pass any of your bills until this gets sorted out.
And we want an investigation.
Like we're basically jamming up the parliament or whatever.
Right.
And then he goes,
well,
I have a bill that everyone gets 250 bucks.
Let's see you jam that up.
Stop that.
It's funny.
Cause he's like playing these games where you're just like,
okay,
well how about a bill where I just give everyone a hundred bucks.
Everybody gets a Nintendo switch.
Tell everybody they can't have that.
All right.
Yeah.
It's pretty funny.
There's some good news this week because calling a bald man can be called sexual harassment.
And the reason this article is funny to me is Vice finally found a sexual harassment that they actually like.
Oh.
They finally found a ruling on sexual harassment that they disagree like oh they finally found a ruling on sexual harassment
that they disagree with that's not this is the first time that vice has disagreed with anything
like this ever it's it's it's very interesting to see vice have to be like so they go there's
this new ruling for sexual harassment you go good you go it's for guys you go what the fuck what the fuck did you say to me
trash what you can tell me you can't trash bald men anymore excuse me it is pretty fun obviously
it's one of those things where people do think in socratic logic where you go you know you're
just like well i can't if i call you uh i mean is is discrimination good or is it bad exactly right
you go it's bad you know what about bald men? You go, no, that's kind of...
Like if I mention your period,
it's sexual harassment,
but if you mention something that's only male...
Yeah.
I think they started to figure out their response
where they're like, well, that's not true
because sometimes women can be bald.
Like they started...
Yeah.
But then the...
Do we like making fun of bald women?
Yeah.
How do we feel about that?
Right, right, right.
That's true.
Well, their argument against that was they were like were like well the majority of it is a man thing and that's how they but anyways vice
goes i'll be the first to say the superficial comments and judgments about someone's physical
appearance are not cool but but but to label ball jokes a form of sexual harassment seems a bit
extreme yeah what happens if you buff their bald head like a bowling ball when they're just trying But label bald jokes a form of sexual harassment seems a bit extreme. Yeah.
What happens if you buff their bald head like a bowling ball when they're just trying to do their job?
I think she thinks it's fine.
It's fine.
Yeah.
Well, listen.
And ladies, I'm willing to have that argument where you go, you can call the guy bald, but
I'm allowed to fucking take a towel and slap your ass.
Yeah.
Flick your boob.
Yeah.
So, hey, you're kind of packing.
You were doing elastic.
You know what I mean?
Yeah. Just one of those on the fucking side boob. Right, saying, hey, you're kind of packing. You were doing elastic, you know, when you do the thing.
Yeah,
just one of those
on the fucking side boob.
Right,
yeah,
why not?
Hey,
if the side boob's out of work,
it's fair game.
It's fair game for elastics,
you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah,
you can't,
I don't know.
Come up from behind her,
do just like a quick clap
on her head.
I wonder how they,
yeah,
so they're just,
bald is just.
They're not liking it.
According to the panel of judges led by Jonathan Brain.
People's names this week.
Jonathan Brain.
And they're all related to Johnny.
We have Johnny Brain and Rod Don Glover.
That's literally...
Jonathan Brain.
I wonder if he's bald
yeah I can understand why the bald
judge named Jonathan brain
a real toupee on him
dude it's just a bald guy named
Jonathan brain with like the biggest forehead ever
that's used in charge of
your bald sexual harassment case if you're the girl
you're walking and be like I'm fucked
oh yeah
so I'm being sued because the girl's
saying that this guy is saying that his sexual harassment that i called him bald okay let's
bring in the judge david cranium and uh he's got his fucking massive head uh alopecia well well
well if you wouldn't look at jon Brain. Jonathan Brain's bald.
Of course Jonathan Brain's bald.
Not a good one. Well, so Jonathan Brain did the ruling where he said you can't call anyone bald.
Fair.
I hope he did a read.
Talk in his book.
He's talking.
I hope he got a really good gavel hit when he fucking finally hit the nail down.
According to the panel of judges,
led by Jonathan Brain,
the term bald is inherently related to gender,
so it is against a man
could breach equality in...
What dumb ass country is this happening in, by the way?
UK?
This is a Vice article.
I think it's...
Yeah, it might be Britain or something like that.
Yeah, of course.
As expected, the case is getting major traction
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one person wrote but it's funny at the end of this and she goes um it goes uh but it seems so
silly to waste the court's time on things so small that's what she but so at the end of this
all of her arguments are the probably the arguments you can make about every single thing that she thinks
yeah that seems like a waste to uh be wasting the court's time on minor things that you're
calling sexual harassment she's like no just the bald one just the bald one yeah because that
doesn't really affect women there goes sexual harassment like that's not a guy thing i know
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Before we get into this Reddit that I wanted to get into,
let's talk about this Drake thing for a second
You brought it up
I'm actually not that tapped in on it
Drake is actually claiming both malarkey and skullduggery
He's claiming all of the sort of things
A lot of skullduggery actually
He's got two lawsuits too
Kendrick Lamar put the new album out
I don't know, I heard a couple of songs
Literally, I don't like him
You know what
I honestly never listen to new rap albums
He does like baby talk
Yeah I never listen to new rap albums
I was like alright
I'll listen to this
It's literally like
Rapping in the thing
Mr. Bean
He does
He kind of does rap like Mr. Bean
Yeah he does kind of
Oh
Second Bean reference
Yeah but he does He's just like he's like i'm at the club
and i'm hurting from drugs he's always doing these weird voices yeah other than like that
yeah and i come down the road he just does weird voices i don't like it yeah it's fine anyways
everyone knows my stance on this and you know there's some fucking lamar lovers fucking lamar louvers in the fucking comment section right now but
uh drake basically did this lawsuit saying that the label colluded on it from what i understand
essentially like old school radio like payola like like and then like all these bots that were propping up like his his song to basically
like make a kendrick lamar song um and because the song was accusing of being a pedophile it's
essentially like damage the labor the label basically participated in what he's calling
slander slander defamation financial damage and they also sort of cheated you know, propping up the amount of people that viewed it.
There was stuff that he said where, like,
if you searched for Drake,
like, he would just show you Kendrick Lamar songs instead.
Yes, and then on top of that,
there is the element of,
is this corny for Drake to be in a rap battle
and then being like,
my lawyer's coming after you.
You'll hear from my lawyer.
People are saying it's his Jewish side.
Yeah, I was just about to say that.
I go, this is not the black side.
Well, you forget, right?
You'll hear from my lawyers.
You forget, and you can take the guy out of Forest Hill.
I mean, he lives in Forest Hill.
You didn't take him out of Forest Hill.
Or he can just leave him in Forest Hill.
He currently lives on the bridal path.
He's out there.
You're right.
He probably is on the bridal path.
His neighbors are probably like Larry Bergenstein. Literally. He he's probably chatting with those guys he lives on lawrence avenue east
so he's so he lives in the bridal path in toronto like the jewish area essentially but also like
those where like prince lived and like it's just like well there's a few of those guys but i bet
yeah there's probably like you know the uh the singer of russia a few people like that yeah but
he's also probably some guy who runs some huge hedge fund. He's probably, you know,
they're taking their kids
for a walk.
He's talking to them
and he's like,
you know, how's the hedge fund going?
Are you all pretty good about this?
He goes, how's your work going?
Ah, you know,
I'm in this rap beef right now.
It's just like the biggest song
in the world
calling me a pedophile.
So it's not like great.
And he's like,
you know what you should do?
You know, I had a similar situation
where my friend Jeff
had a similar situation actually
and we, uh... Where people were calling him a pedophile. People were Jeff had a similar situation, actually, and we...
Where people were calling him a pedophile.
People were calling him a pedophile
down in Palm Beach,
and we dealt with it
quite expediently.
It was basically slap on the wrist,
and I mean,
some things did happen after the fact.
Now I'd be able to...
And Drake's like,
now I'd be able to get the contact
of this buddy of yours.
Oh, yeah.
He passed on, but...
He passed on,
but it is a way
to handle the situation
and you don't want
to get your hands dirty,
right?
Hey,
I mean,
I saw a tweet
from Adam22
who's obviously
a rap guy
and he was essentially
saying like,
you know,
if-
He's sort of a pro-drake side
a little.
Yeah,
but he's also like,
if even any of these things
are true,
like it doesn't need
to all be true,
but he's like,
if any of these things
are true,
it's a huge scandal.
that are calling a conspiracy is stuff that everyone knows yeah like 100
rap labels and all not just rap all of these labels put a crazy amount of money into fake
spins and plays yeah and like he's like that is well known yeah yeah and so i mean illusions
everything but they push it it's so outrageous sometimes right
sure but again i don't know how much like you know i don't know how many like how bots are like
causing you know every nba player to be like this is the best song and all that stuff you know like
they're probably kind of fairly honest about it and that's probably like a lot of how it gets pushed
to become even bigger and bigger well when these sure nine things are happening at
the same time like if you do stock fraud and you also like if you have a stock portfolio where you
go that's not going to explain why i made a billion dollars and you're just like well yeah
you but you like did instant yeah you still do these yeah it's like it kind of it's it's the
question is can you prove any of this stuff well i think it would be discovery where you would come out and then
how can the label prove that they i actually i would assume that someone has to pay for this i
guess there's some culpable deniability where well they're just like he's just like okay we'll prove
that there's all these bots and stuff i don't know i'm sure like they're not so stupid as to
have an office in their building that's just like this bot farm like i'm sure there's some no what
happens is you just hire a company and they put fake plays on your stuff no i understand that that's what i'm saying like is there some
you know are they just like yeah we have credit card charge charges and you know no no this is
what they say so they say oh no we hired a marketing company so they're like well oh is
that what they do what the fuck right you know what i'm glad you're telling me this yeah yeah
thanks for letting us know this i'm glad i'm glad you're telling me this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks for letting us know this. I'm glad that you're... I'm glad you're telling me.
We're calling you Aubrey.
We're going to call you for the purpose of this lawsuit.
We're going to refer to you as Aubrey.
Yeah.
So these people all do the scummiest stuff.
I mean, at the end of the day, I don't know what's illegal or what's not.
It's all just kind of like a...
You know, it's the same.
You know, it's not the only thing that tries to prop up something and make it look famous like there's lots of things where you have it jammed down
your face by hollywood or you know even the odd product or you know company you just have jammed
down your face and you're just like like a girl from theranos you know yeah of course yeah it's
not the best look for drake well yeah that's the part so do you think this is any way that drake
comes out of this looking cool,
or is this kind of everyone's going to make fun of him?
I think he's totally right, and he just wins this whole thing, I guess.
You could be like, yeah, they're...
Is it his label, too?
Is he on the same label as Kendrick Lamar?
Is it both UMG?
That's what I thought.
I thought the idea was you're like...
So why would UMG want to do that, though?
They just don't like him?
I guess they...
Anti-Semitism?
Is that what it is?
Is this anti-Semitism?
It has to be.
Bad luck, UMG.
I think probably anti-Semitism.
Let's see the Jew in charge of UMG.
Let's see the UMG CEO.
It's not UMGoy, that's for sure.
No.
UMG CEO Lucian Grange.
One of my people.
Famously.
So there you go.
So there you have it.
Let's do an early life check.
Old Lucian.
And he grew up Jewish family in North London.
Well, that's that.
So there you go.
I mean, I don't notice things like that.
Oh, I notice.
Yeah, you notice.
Yeah.
Well.
I don't know.
Just kind of interesting.
Yeah.
Now, I wanted to take us a quick spin here on this Reddit, which we looked at a few weeks
ago, and I've been spending a decent amount of time on there.
there's,
you know when they say
there's gold in them hills?
There's gold in them dumpsters,
apparently.
It's a dumpster diving subreddit.
I,
as you said that,
I didn't realize
who I was dealing with
because I thought we were gonna,
I picked out a lot of ones
where I'm just like,
the funniest shit
and then you were gonna be like,
yeah,
that was a good score, right?
Yeah.
And I'm like,
can you believe this person's finding eggs in a dumpster?
And you're like, I know, right?
One person was like, they're like, I found all these Ferrero Rochers in the dumpster.
Because stores throw them out like a crate of them because they're the best.
And here's the thing.
I'm a big like, me and the wife have, because if anything is past the best buy date or whatever, she just throws it out.
And I'm just like, no.
I'm like, you give it a couple days.
I mean, here's the thing.
A lot of things, you're like, it's just sniff test a lot of the times.
You know, this is clearly fine.
And this is, you know, it's like, this is just a suggestion.
Yeah, sure.
Like, the best buy date is just a suggestion.
And she's like, no, it's like, it's garbage. No, I give a week, give or take, depending on the item. Oh,. Yeah, sure. Like the Best Buy date, it's just a suggestion. And she's like, no, it's garbage.
No, I give a weak give or take depending on the item.
Oh, hell no, man.
I eat some things that are fucking...
Well, it depends on what it is.
Like a canned goods?
You're like, these things have been around for 10 years.
Canned goods don't have expiry dates.
But I'm saying that, for example, like yogurt and milk, I usually don't push it too far.
No, the thing with...
Here's the thing.
So yogurt and milk, like when they turn, they turn.
It's very clear.
Like they go like... It's like one day they're good one the next day they're bad there's no in
between on yogurt and milk that's true yeah like milk like if you smell milk that's turned you're
like you smell it you're like holy shit this is bad but the day before it's fine i did for
so anyways as you're seeing danny's part of the community well i might be now it's dangerous though well the funny
part is it's mostly girls doing it i know but the thing is you don't realize the danger actually
someone in the danger someone in one of them was like because they were the i don't know if you
have the one where she got stuck yeah okay that one uh need tips on getting out of the dumpster
yeah so dude there's and then in that thread, so this woman's like, because I guess when
you get some of these big dumpsters or whatever.
Yeah.
And then there was an article linked to, I don't know where it was, somewhere in the
US where some woman went in a dumpster to go dumpster driving at like one in the morning
and she's like rifling through the trash.
And then a garbage truck showed up and just literally fucking emptied her into it.
And they like couldn't find her body for like three days.
Yeah.
Well, she got crushed by the garbage truck. That's a bad way to die i get crushed in a garbage yeah
and you're probably like oh my god like fucking kinder eggs look how many kinder eggs i found
the mother load before you die what's going on here and then you're just like trying to get out
and you're like sal pal but it's like you know they're blasted not like us in the fucking cab
they're like day now and then you're just like.
Just get killed.
Unless you go out because you just wanted some free Kinder Eggs.
It is.
It is an interesting because it seems like it's not even people that are just like homeless.
It's these people that are almost, you know, probably like work as a barista or some shit like that.
It's like, you ever see like the TLC?
What, Johnny?
Yeah.
It's like, it's like a culture.
I mean,
obviously some people
are definitely like,
they do this because they have to.
Yeah,
but those people
aren't posting in the Reddit probably.
But like,
if you're like a homeless person,
you're probably not,
you're not on Reddit.
No.
Yeah.
It's like,
you know,
you know the spots,
but like,
you know,
on TLC,
they have like those shows
where it's like,
this is just like frugal people.
Like,
and some dudes like,
yeah,
I have a million dollars,
but like,
I literally like steal toilet paper
from the gas station. I love those guys. You know, they're like, I save like yeah i have a million dollars but like i literally like steal toilet paper from the gas station i love those you know they're like i save like two dollars and sixty
cents a month kind of thing or whatever and they're just like but they're not poor by any
strength they're like i have tons of money you're like i'm just like addicted to saving very
respectable people yeah those that's a lot of the guy that takes his family uh to the buffet and
then he forces them to only have like one kid's menu before the for the all eight family and the family that was their one outing for the week
i love those guys respect the game right there what was it called the cheapskate show or something
something like that yeah but they're like these two but i think that's a big thing with the dumpster
divers they're like yo you know a store will just throw out like a fucking giant loaf yeah which
okay uh but yes it is mostly
girls are having trouble the one you just said
after a few months of diving I got brave
enough to hop in last night to grab
a few things that were in reach from
from my grabber I use
the metal hook lift up the bar
the problem I couldn't get out
I've fallen in the dumpster and I can't
get out I piled the cardboard boxes
and full trash bags that Oh, that will work.
Too soft.
They just kind of crumble underneath your weight. This reeks
of dumpster diving's not just for men anymore.
That's not the only thing it reeks
of. I'll tell you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll tell you what. Dumpster diving's not just for
men. I'm getting... Oh!
Mm-hmm.
You hear the truck come, you go, oh, boy. Oh,
boy. Yeah. I'm assuming unfortunately they kept collapsing under my Then you hear the truck come You go oh boy Oh boy Yeah
I'm assuming
Unfortunately
They kept collapsing
Under my weight
After 20 minutes
I uncovered a large piece
Of metal duct
And dragged it on top
Of a pile of trash
And cardboard
So that's a real invention
Here's the thing though
If you get out of that though
You're like stuck
And you're like
You feel so alive
At that point
You do feel alive
What a thrill that is
When you get to come back
You finally make it Out of that dumpster.
And you have your, you know,
eating all your snacks and stuff.
A few McDonald's half-eaten thing of fries.
Well, that's where you're wrong,
because they're not in there for that.
They're going behind, like, a Walmart,
and they know, like, the days where, like,
they just throw out all their shit.
You're picturing they're getting, like,
some chocolate bars and stuff.
Yeah, they're just like,
that's what one of the persons said,
is they go, like, I go dumpster diving.
I'm trying to convince my husband to join me in dumpster diving, but I don't know how
to tell him that I dumpster dive.
And so then I'll give him, be like, oh, I got you a box of Ferrero Rocher, like a full
one.
And it never opened.
Right?
It's very suspicious.
Right?
And then the husband, she goes, the husband keeps saying, he's like, make sure you check
these Best Buy dates or whatever whatever because you're past the...
Every single thing you buy.
You keep buying me
all these delicious snacks
but they're all
past their Best Before dates.
What's going on here?
You're not paying attention.
Everyone always wants
my dumpstered food
but they never want
to go out
and get it themselves.
Without fail,
every single living situation
I'm in where I share
space with people, they
always get really jealous of my dumpster
dive goodies, but no one ever... So this is sort of
like the Gary Vee of dumpster diving.
Everyone wants to go to Valhalla,
but no...
Nobody wants to do the work.
Everybody out there, y'all want to be rich.
You don't want to put in the work. I get up.
I hustle. I grind. It is funny
because you might want to almost... You start that grind. You put in the work I get up I hustle I grind It is funny Because you don't You might want to
Almost
You start that grind
You're in the dumpsters
You might want to
Just take that grind
One step further
Where now you're not
Yes
Potentially
I'm crazy to say this
But a job maybe
Hey man
That is a job
Walmart's just throwing away
All this shit
You know that
The problem is
What you said
Because you're like
That is a job
But it's not a job
It's an identity
It's a way of life
Tough identity That's not a great identity This is who i am this is who i'll ever
be i'm a diver and this is a diver life if you can't handle me then you can't handle us yeah
and you go i guess you should leave you go i do live here i'm not gonna leave you go well you
can't have any of my muffins so we've had a lot more cockroaches and rats since you started doing
all this since this whole diving business started and you're wearing a cape it's really gone to your head yeah it's kind of a lot real sanitation
issues very sanitation issues there's gross shit all over our house there's fucking you know 90
fucking month old croissants on the fucking mouse food basically yeah i remember when i was in high
school there was a movie theater cineplex near my buddy's house and I remember we were like
probably like 15
I think we had just
got our driver's license
maybe 16
and then
I don't know
it was just like
I will accept
14 year olds diving
yeah yeah
it wasn't even diving
because we didn't go in
but it was just like
you had the snorkel on
no but it was like
just hanging outside
of this
of this like
dumpster or whatever
or maybe it was
beside the dumpster
I don't remember
it was a giant like industrial. I don't remember. It was a giant,
like industrial size trash bag of popcorn,
right?
Cause they had thrown out the whole movie theaters,
popcorn at the end of the night.
And then we took it and we brought it back to his house.
And his mom was like,
so fucking mad at us.
She's like,
what are you doing?
Where'd you get that from?
We're like,
we found it in the trash.
She's like,
throw that out right now.
The popcorn thing reminded me of something.
She was so mad. We found it in the trash. She's like, throw that out right now. The popcorn thing reminded me of something I wanted to show you.
She was so mad.
It's so funny, though.
Just show it.
It was literally like, dude, it was like a six-foot-high trash bag.
It was huge.
And you're just like, can you walk in the door?
You're like, Mom, quit your job.
I just found yellow gold.
I mean, maybe the funniest part was like his family was so rich. So like we literally went back to like his parents mansion with a trash bag.
Were you guys carrying it a two person carry?
Like probably.
Dude, my dad went to Taylor Swift and then he sent me a review.
Oh, yeah.
Want to hear the smooth Swift review?
I didn't care for Justin Trudeau
handing out those friendship bracelets.
He went with my stepsister.
He goes,
so Taylor Swift was interesting.
One thing that bugged me,
everything was double priced,
like the popcorn,
and the stuff was doubled
the normally ridiculous prices.
Really?
So Taylor Swift shows up
and they just double the...
So she really is doing number
for the economy, though.
Yeah.
So basically, it was like popcorn was $25. I was bugging him. I was saying it was pretty funny that he went to Taylor Swift shows up and they just double the... So she really is doing number for the economy, though. Yeah, so basically it was like popcorn was $25.
I was bugging him.
I was saying it was pretty funny that you went to Taylor Swift
and your big problem was the popcorn.
It's a popcorn family, man.
Yeah, it wasn't like the fucking $1,200 nosebleeds.
But the popcorn is...
Apparently it's like $40 for a corn.
He says it's all women and gays with the odd dad-daughter combo,
but like rare dad-daughter combo. It's majority women and gays With the odd dad daughter combo But like rare dad daughter combo
It's majority women and gays
Because it's so much money
Single women and gays
My buddy he was trying to get tickets
For his wife and his daughter
He's not going to be like oh maybe I'll just tack on an extra
25 hundo so I can join them
Yeah yeah yeah
Almost all women and gays
She says talented but writing songs
That resonate with women
They all seem to know the words
And all sing them at the top of their lungs
Wouldn't really go again
My dad goes kind of the opposite of Bruce Springsteen
Bruce Springsteen for chicks kind of deal
There you go
The ultimate review is he wouldn't do it again
Popcorn prices too high Taylor Swift had fucking Bruce Springsteen ticket prices She'd fucking kill herself There you go The ultimate review Is you wouldn't do it again Yeah I mean if she
Popcorn price
Dude if Taylor Swift
Had fucking Bruce Springsteen
Ticket prices
She'd fucking kill herself
It is funny
Sitting there
Taylor Swift being like
It's no Bruce
Looking at his watch
You go
Your tickets were $2,000
I'll have a beer
That'll be $85
You go
Fucking Bruce
Would fucking not let this happen
Fucking Trudeau
You're like mad at the prices
Because of Trudeau And then he's mad at the prices because of Trudeau
and then he's just down there fucking dancing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That would be funny if he bought an $18 beer,
or no, $35 beer,
and then walked up to Trudeau dumping on his head.
I guess that only cost me $35, huh?
Thanks, you fucking turkey.
I forgot that he was there.
Well, he says,
one of my roommates is dead broke and hungry
and refuses to go with me to get food for himself.
But every time I come home,
he asks for extras.
Imagine dating a girl.
And she was like,
you'll never guess how fucking cheap my roommate is.
So I dig through the gumption for trash, right?
And this fucking deadbeat wants to take,
he doesn't even want to come dig for me.
This guy's dead broke. Thinks he's above it. I'm living with a deadbeat. Do't even want to come dig for me this guy's dead broke
I'm living with a deadbeat
do they not know about food banks?
I think you were right
they like the thrill of it
I think there's some excitement
it's like people who do
the mine or whatever
the metal detecting
it's not like that though
that's like an eccentric guy this is like more yeah it's what johnny said it is a little more
of like an activist communist thing you know what i mean there's some there's a recycling element
too yeah and there's some like weird thing about it but they go this is a weird one dumpster dive
in an adult store we were in clearwater florida on vacation and my adult daughter and her friend
wanted to check out a gigantic warehouse full of adult toys,
costumes,
and paraphernalia.
I was waiting outside
for a while
then I saw the dumpster.
Well,
I found hundreds of dollars
of sex toys.
So she goes with her
daughters
to the sex toy shop.
He goes all the way
to the car
and then while he's waiting there
his dumpster diving instinct
kicked in.
He paid for that
whole trip probably.
Found outfits for strippers, club wear.
Everything was marked over $100.
And I grabbed a box full of stuff and put it in my car.
The problem is, everything I got was taken by my friend's family
and everyone who saw my heist.
There was not one thing left.
Everybody was good to go with working toys and wearable clothes.
Everyone was happy.
What was he going to do with them?
Was he going to re-solve them?
I guess he's saying he got home and it was a free fall for everyone.
In what scenario?
Can you imagine going to your extended family gathering,
your aunt showing up like, oh my God, a vibrate.
We got a BDSM ball gig for Barb.
We got a strap on For Mary
Just take what you need
Don't get greedy
You're just going home
Don't get greedy
Come on
Fucking Bill's walking around
With a fucking
He's got the Santa costume on
He goes
Found this in a dumpster too
Whoa
Imagine you
He got a vibrator
For your girl
He goes
She goes
Oh where'd you get this
Found it in a dumpster
Yeah and she goes That's why he keeps keeps electrocuting me, I think.
I think these are all recalled vibrators, because this thing keeps shocking me.
Found it in a dumpster.
How does it feel?
She goes, not bad, actually.
So, but also, we've been trashing them, but dumpster divers live just like me and you,
because pissed off dumpster heckler, I hit an apartment complex dumpster.
In a few minutes, someone started yelling, hey, what are you doing in that dumpster? I decided I an apartment complex dumpster in a few minutes someone started yelling
hey what are you doing in that dumpster i decided i would fiend ignorance if confronted anyways the
guy is heckling them the moral of the story is they also get hecklers dumpster dumpster diver
destroys heckler he said it was it was an old black guy that was sitting on a chair two floors
up and he kept yelling at him but he knew that he didn't come down.
Yeah.
You're just jealous.
Husband thinks my new hobby is kind of gross
and perpetuates living in an impoverished state of mind.
So there's a lot of this.
That's an abundance mindset.
Yeah, the husband who's not diving through the dumpster, I think,
has an abundance mindset.
No, no, no.
The dumpster diver has it.
Why?
Because I think the husband is just like, yo, why can't we just buy stuff you go there's free shit everywhere you know so you think that's more the abundance
mindset where you're just like literally god put stuff yeah you're like you're a fucking
rube you go into a walmart you fill up your basket like a sucker chump you go check out your own shit
you know all that stuff Pay with your credit card
With a man
Would it be cash or paper or plastic
No
You get a sack
You go dive in the dumpster
And you fill that bad boy up
Pull the worm out of the apple
Eat the apple
You just cut off the edge of it
Yes you're going to have to deal with some hecklers
What profession
Every great profession has to deal with hecklers?
Actually, you know what?
The Dave Chappelle thing.
They did a thing.
Dave Chappelle takes unprecedented step to ban reporting at Bay Area show.
Yeah.
But the reason is.
It says reporter.
That's why it's so funny to me, right?
So this reporter went to a show.
And what happened was
he did a show in san francisco and he goes no one has no one's allowed to have phones or whatever so
this guy who's a reporter brings his pen and a paper and then at the door they're like yeah you're
not allowed to have a pen and paper and then he goes so he's in the thing watching the thing being
like i'm trying to remember all this stuff so and then he leaves and he goes ah i'll write the
article about how they took away my pen and paper.
Had no problem writing the article.
Yeah, he still said he
was listing off things that Chappelle said during
the show. Allegedly, you couldn't
do it on a pen or paper. Yeah, I don't know.
According to your memory. Sure, sure.
Which do I trust? I don't know.
He was actually
me and Lev were fucking getting drunk
with Chappelle for a little bit at the cellar
oh really
nice
just telling him
someone was asking
him like what do
you think of this
bit and he was
like never fucking
ask no one nothing
you know
yeah yeah
we got a couple
yeah yeah
he's known to
like to drink
yeah
it is a
it is sort of a
fun life to just
be like 50 and
just like you
know I think he
lives in Ohio
comes they come to fucking New York for a week every month and just like 50 and just like you know i think he lives in ohio comes they come
to fucking new york for a week every month and just like party like yeah like if i imagine i
went back to like toronto every you know once a week and just like did stand up every night and
party till 5 a.m woke up like pretty fun tough i mean it must be tough to on the body and just
getting hammered every night when you know what I find that sometimes it's only my voice that gets it,
but to some degree, partying gives you energy a little.
You know?
As long as you're sleeping enough and then you work out in the morning.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, I guess he's still-
It's only your voice that takes a bit of it.
Yeah, he's still pretty jacked, I guess.
He's still pretty jacked.
So if you're working out, if you're having fun,
I think the only problem is it fucks your voice up.
Yeah. But still, sleep can handle that. Anyways, that was the last of that. So if you're working out If you're having fun I think the only problem Is it fucks your voice up Yeah You know
But it's still
Sleep can handle that
Anyways
That was the last of that
But
There's a dumpster heckler
I have one more
Does your partner
Know you dumpster dive
Do they consider it dirty
Whatever
You get the idea
People
Oh you know what
Maybe we'll do a few more
On the page
We're gonna be after
We're gonna wanna do
A couple more things
Before we move over there
I will say
I've been watching
I watched this Pierce Morgan interview
And then he has some guy on
He went on a
I just saw this clip where he goes on an interview
And basically
He was talking about the woke mind virus
And how it's you know
Like you can't say anything
And then I literally saw two seconds later a clip of him for asking someone to apologize for saying something.
Oh, really?
And it was just like, at first you could be like, oh, he's a hypocrite.
But I was just like, no, this guy has like the perfect business model.
Yeah.
He just like, he goes on the left wing shows and complains
and then argues with them about left wing stuff.
Then he goes on the right wing shows, complains about.
Talking on both sides of his mouth.
The guy's like a genius.
If you actually remove any of what you think about whatever he thinks, you go, he sort
of is like a marketing genius.
For sure.
I mean, he's just at the end of the day, he just has a YouTube channel, right?
Like this doesn't actually air anywhere on any sort of trip.
And he sort of feels like he does have a TV show, right?
Because he has like a studio that looks like a real proper TV show.
It feels like he has like a TV show. Like he looks like a real proper TV show. It feels like he has a TV show.
It does, I know.
And he's a proper British commentator.
I think his show was on TV somewhere in Britain or something.
I know.
And then I was like, oh, no, this is just a YouTube show.
He's just a guy on YouTube.
Yeah.
But he feels like he's not.
Yeah, I know.
Well, he was obviously a super mainstream TV guy forever.
He had a show on CNN and all this stuff.
I wonder if he's making more money or less money now he may cry more money
with the stupid 25 million dollar contract yeah dude I mean Rachel Maddow
got her slash day yeah she still makes 25 mil I know I would have that money
come from I mean where does it where I mean MSNBC still like I don't think
print money but like I think there's. Do they have a printing press for federal printing counter for bills at MSNBC?
Maybe.
It's still Comcast, so I think Comcast,
I know they're spinning it off, that whole, like, segment,
all these shows or channels they're spinning off, but.
You listened to the Javier Millet thing, right?
Yeah, it was good.
It was very interesting, right?
But the one thing, it is a little hard to get a read
because of the thing we were saying before where, like the stats all lie because it's like obviously the
media if you look at it they go because he's an interesting guy because he's one of the only guys
and probably in my history that's like classic economic stuff he's like i love me sis he sounds
like a guy in a dorm room right yeah yeah but he sounds like a dorm room like first year college
libertarian like back to basics really knows his stuff and then you one thing they're just like the economy's way worse than it's ever been and then they go to him
and he was like we're uh up and he's got a bit of the trump thing where he's bigging it up but
it is a little hard to get a read on he said like inflation was you know when he came in was like
17 000 or something and he like he's like after um but you know what do you what do you think's
the best measure to actually look at to get to the bottom of who's right and who's like after a month or something. What do you think is the best measure to actually look at
to get to the bottom of who's right and who's not?
I don't know.
I mean, I'd say if you could just kind of,
you know, you talk to people who actually live there.
And I think-
But even then, that's not true
because they're all partisan.
Like if you talk to a liberal,
they're going to say Canada's amazing.
If you talk to a conservative,
they're going to say Trudeau's doing a bad job.
That's true.
It's so partisan.
Quality of life.
I don't know how that's changed.
Like you need to talk to somebody like on the ground to be like, so how different is it? doing a bad job that's true i guess quality of life i don't know how that's changed like you
need to talk somebody like on the ground to be like so how different is it you need to find like
a partisan i saw some people commenting saying like you know i'm argentinian and like he's doing
a great job i didn't i've seen both yeah i've seen both so you know 50 50 yeah it's hard to say
because i mean you know obviously if you're one of those government employees of the 500 000 jobs
that he just got rid of probably they're They're probably not like. Maybe like how their dollars doing
is like one measure
that it's hard to juke
because that's people
that aren't there.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like investment in the country
is hard to juke
because it's like people
that are, you know,
outside of the country
with no political involvement,
like whether they're going to.
I think he said
their GDP has gone up.
So like per capita GDP.
But there's,
there's so messy with
their inflation rates that it's hard to fucking know.
I don't know how much of, yeah, if you
remove the inflation, like...
Well, I mean, I'll tell you a couple articles
of money that's being spent
by government. Feds blew
$267 million fighting misinformation
under Biden. How'd that go?
I think they got some of it. Yeah, they got some of it.
They got most of it. It's like a some of it. They got most of it.
It's like a fly swatter.
They just got some.
Got some misinfo.
How much of the misinfo do you think they got
for the 300 mil?
I don't know.
It's like 10 or 11
misinformations?
Yeah, we got some,
we knocked some tweets down.
We got some community notes
on some tweets,
so that was a big win.
Go into the Elon Musk committee
and they're basically
standing there and they go,
you spent $300 million
to get rid of misinformation.
What'd you get?
And you're just like,
look at this.
And they put like one tweet up
of a guy and you're like,
got that taken down.
What does it say?
Michelle Obama has a dick.
Yeah.
It goes there.
So that's not up anymore.
That is misinformation.
The U.S. State Department
held therapy and listening sessions
for government employees
who were upset
about the election results.
Again, do whatever you want.
Taxpayers should not be paying for you to do therapy.
No, I mean, that's the thing.
And, you know, that's kind of what Elon and Trump, this is like, they just have these
insane, but dude, there's so many federal buildings in, you know, all over the country
that are basically vacant.
That's a crazy one.
Yeah, that's right.
But basically, that's what I'm bringing up.
Do you have any other good ones?
Because I know that they've been listing off things where you go same with
the immigration stuff where they're just like well how do you start you're like we'll start
with getting rid of the people that are actually criminals because everyone can agree with that
and you go what are you going to get rid of the government you go what's the most egregious waste
of money they were like make everybody come back to work there's like this huge like over 10 percent
of the federal workforce works from home and so they're basically
like we're gonna make them all come back to work so they actually have to do anything and then
well there's gonna be essentially like we're gonna make them all come back to work in the office and
20 i'll quit right now they go all these people will quit and they go boom that's a good example
that's a good idea yeah save tons of money right there because oh that's such a good way to
although i don't know if those people will quit because you know generally government jobs are so
cushy where you're like you'll be like fuck i like, fuck, I guess I got to go back to work.
What, I'm going to go work in the private sector and actually work?
They might just protest.
That's what they're doing in Canada.
They wanted them to go back into work three days a week and they were literally like,
they finally got up.
I'll tell you, they got off their ass for that.
They started protesting.
US State Department had therapy sessions.
The Pentagon failed the seventh audit in a row,
unable to fully account
for the $1 trillion budget,
essentially.
Yeah, they can't.
They had no idea
where it was going.
They had like a fucking
crazy Ponzi scheme
going on there.
Oh, my God, dude.
No idea.
Oh, it's a guy
basically being like,
hey, where'd all that money go?
It's a guy's fucking,
you know,
like money, dollar bills
are coming out of his thing.
He coughs out a dollar bill
and he goes, honestly, we run a tight ship over here you gotta throw something in the trash
can it's just full of money you go oh that's where i left that oh guys briefcase falls a bunch of
money comes out he's gonna he takes his hat off and his coins are coming out i mean they they've
been talking i mean that was famously like the day i think it was the day before 9-11 actually
they did this big Pentagon budget thing
and they were just like,
we can't account for all this money.
Like it was like,
I don't know if it was trillions
or something like that.
It was like something like that.
But like I've heard the other side of it
where they're like,
it's not like they literally can't account for it.
Like where it's like missing.
They're just like their accounting is so convoluted
that like, you know,
you can get a team of a million auditors and they're just like, it's just convoluted that like you know you can get
a team of a million auditors and they're just like it's just so hard to unwind and figure it out and
like it's theoretically can be done but they're like their system in place is so fucked up that
they're just like they just throw up their hands yeah i guess don't even know where to start like
because then they're like we don't really know this technically sort of came from ours but it
sort of came from this other budget yeah and they have all these like probably black yeah but that's probably like
somewhat by design yeah for sure or it was just bureaucracy where you're like they just never
were accountable and so they're just like yeah just like do this and you go how's that gonna
work out you go like they'll figure it out like at one day someone else someone else will figure
this out and we'll just do this. That's the generous version.
The not generous version is this guy's, they're slipping and sliding down piles of money.
I mean, it's possible that they're just stealing.
You know how people say tip your landlord?
Tip your arms dealer.
Like the federal government's showing up to Raytheon and they're like, you know what?
We're going to want one missile.
And he's like, all right, that'll be a million dollars.
He's like, keep the change.
You know what I mean? You work hard. What's a couple bucks between friends, you know what? We're going to want one missile. And he's like, all right, that'll be a million dollars. He's like, keep the change. Yeah, keep the change.
You know what I mean? Fucking, you work hard.
What's a couple bucks between friends, you know?
Honestly, you work really hard.
So, you know, there's 20% just a little, that's a little something for you.
Buy something for the wife.
Tipping your arms, dealer.
Yeah.
So, I don't know.
They also did the Freedom Convoy thing.
The guy, Pat King, he was found guilty for the trucker protest.
But he's actually going to jail.
But it's funny because you get charged with mischief.
Yeah, Canada's J6.
But it's funny because you get charged with mischief.
Literally, his whole crime is just inciting honking.
It's literally what it is.
It's like he created a coordinated network of trucks to honk at the same time.
Listen, I get if you were blocking the streets, just like the same as the climate protesters.
If you go block streets, like, I don't know.
Yeah, it should be something.
The honking, I don't know if you should be in jail for honking.
But if you block streets or like bridges and stuff like that, and people are trying to
like go somewhere and you block the streets, I mean, yeah, some sort of crime i mean i don't know the fucking tons of
people do the problem is it's the problem is justice because it's two-tier yes two-tier cure
and two-tier true dear true dear well it's just like yeah some people do it and they go it's fine
and some people do it and you go that's a crime now there you go you go yeah listen i'm fine but
you want to give this guy a mischief thing then do whatever you want but you're gonna have to slap
some palestine guys with mischiefs.
And you go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Not doing that.
Yeah, I think that's probably the only moral.
It's like, listen, if you're going to block roads, they should be able to slap you or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, make it a crime for everybody to block roads, regardless of who they are.
They go, sure.
The honking.
I don't know if you should get the car.
Maybe a noise complaint for the honking.
It should be a ticket, maybe. Yeah, give the truckers a ticket. The people who are doing the honking, I don't know if you should get the car Maybe a noise complaint for the honking Maybe a ticket maybe
Yeah, give the truckers a ticket
The people who are doing the honking, give them a ticket
A couple hundred buck ticket, yeah
Maybe pay for the therapy of the people who still hear the honking
Yeah, to me blocking roads is the only thing that really
Remember the guy who was like
I still hear phantom honking
Who lived in the area
And he's like, I still hear it
It's like his nom
I can still hear the honks
you know what was crazy uh just on the topic of uh governments and militaries there was an article
south korean man dodged the draft by binge eating attaboy that's not a bad one hey attaboy so yeah
there's a certain amount of uh weight i think you were over 250 you something he just like
doubled basically doubled his weight in between his like test or whatever.
You know what I was thinking actually on the way here?
Yeah.
You ever see like a chick from behind and you're kind of like.
And then it's a dude?
And then it's.
Yeah.
You see a chick from behind and you're just like that looks pretty hot.
And then you see her face and it was Asian and you're like less impressed impressed do you know what i'm talking about they're all skinnier yeah i think
that's the reason because it's like asians are generally not fat and because of that they don't
get the credit for it because you know what i mean like also if you see like it's it's rare that you
see someone that much right so if you see a girl with like a smoking body and then you see her, it's Asian,
you're kind of like, yeah, you all,
you guys are all in pretty good shape.
Right.
You know, I mean, yeah.
Whereas if you see, yeah.
The more annoying thing is literally like,
because it doesn't happen in an insignificant amount of time
where you're just like, oh, and then it's just a guy.
You have that happen?
All the time in this city.
I mean, it'll be like trans or whatever,
but you go, ah. And then you hear their voice and It's like I mean it'll be like trans or whatever But you go
Then you hear their voice
And it's like
God please
You go fuck
That's happening to you a lot huh?
Yeah
You might want to start
Listen I don't
I tell you
From a distance
You go that's a nice one
And then you go that's it man
Maybe
I honestly
And I'm not even just trying to be funny right now
Yeah
I don't really think I've had one of those.
Because you probably don't even realize they're men.
You're saying that I went to the finish.
Yeah, that's not bad.
Whereas you just somewhere along the lines.
I'm now at the point where I don't trust anything I see.
You go, that girl's pretty hot.
You go, or is she?
And then you go try to fucking grab her hair.
You go, all right, I was correct. You are hot. Sorry, carry on. You have, or is she? And then you go try to fucking grab her hair. You go, all right.
I was correct.
You are hot.
Sorry.
Carry on.
You have a beard.
Yeah, you're fucking rubbing her face.
Well, you could do it.
It's like, I checked you out, just making sure there's nothing. See the throat.
See the Adam's apple.
You're just walking up to a girl and fucking touch her Adam's apple.
Yeah.
Just want to make sure.
I don't want to do anything gay over here.
I'm telling you, it's kind of ruined being a perv. I don't know if that's been happening to me as much as you man because you don't
investigate it has been i'm telling you i gotta be honest like me and johnny had a couple yesterday
it's like it really isn't the biggest surprise to me my mind's not been blown up by these as
much as you yeah ryan's very laissez-faire about this where he just goes hey i don't want some
people just don't want to know ryan some people just don't care to find out the idea is like ah fantasizing about it with all of that
whereas i'm sitting there being i cranked into a dude oh it's like you what percentage are you
tricked by i'm not well it's four no well no no it's still lower than I mean, you see a million people in the city.
It's always just like lower.
You're saying from behind.
From behind.
You're walking behind, and it just looks like a hot chicken address.
And you go, oh, not bad.
And then you get up, and you walk by, and you go.
Broad shoulder, though.
No, I'm telling you.
They're not, because sometimes they're Asian.
Asians can get you.
Yeah, man.
I'm telling you.
It happens a lot.
A lot?
Maybe I don't know about a lot.
A lot.
Danny's saying like four times a day.
Enough where it's just like it's ruined me for the real ones.
I don't trust anything.
You don't trust.
You don't know what to believe.
You like a tall girl, too.
You're not always tall.
I'm not ogling like the ones that, you know, you like a tall one.
You like a broad shoulder.
You like a real linebacker right there. So that's why you're probably. You're not even always tall. I'm not ogling like the ones that, you know, you like a tall one. You like a broad shoulder. Real linebacker
right there. So that's
why you're probably not even always tall though. I'm not
really ogling those ones. I don't even ogle anybody
anymore because fucking half of them are dudes.
My ogling days
are over. Liberal New York
City ruined it for me. You had to stop ogling
because you can't trust your dick. Nothing.
No more ogling for me
It's been ruined
Well anyways
I think a girl's in really good shape
And then she turns out
She's just Asian
So we both have our problems
We both have our problems
Well in my case
She's also Asian
I'm out here being like
This girl's in like
I'm like this
I'm like this girl's in the top
10% of fucking chicks
For her like
You know like
And then you see Asian
You're like
Probably average
Yeah probably average Asian
Like literally average weight then for her race.
Yeah.
I feel you.
I feel you, especially if you see, you know, all right.
We all have our own cross to bear.
Yeah.
We're dudes.
Okay.
You got a fucking cross in your pants, man.
Yeah.
you gotta fucking cross in your pants man yeah but on the topic of creeps one thing the one thing that it's because i was talking about the activist uh with the tits yeah and then also
one the jokes that i've been saying forever former gynecologist from norway is on trial
87 women he worked been recording women for 12 years i have been screaming from the rooftops the same way that you're
screaming. He's doing a lot more than recording them.
He was putting all sorts of
weird shit in them. Yeah, but some of the girls
were kind of like, I didn't think it was
normal for this doctor to put a shampoo
bottle in me. Yeah.
Some of the girls you are just like, are you fucking
crazy? Yeah, like crazy. What do you mean?
Some of the girls are like, you put a deodorant in me?
6,000 hours
Worth of evidence
Where he recorded
Sensitive detailed
Gynecological experiments
With patients
And their consent
Or knowledge
I mean I've been saying
Forever that there's
Nothing creepy
Like male gynecologists
Is just
60 years ago
Where there was no
Female doctors
Is one thing
But now it's like
It's just the creepiest
Thing to be like
You have to finish
Medical school
And you go
What job do you
Want to focus on And you go what job do you want to focus on you go pussy who's my man who's my man you know you're saying no he's
gyno mangle over here doing all these weird experiments and then here is a healthy vagina
noise brad you just gotta stop calling out in class So it's just a weird thing to want to do.
Yeah.
But this keeps happening.
Do you remember the one that was,
the guy was,
they found out that he was not actually licensed
to be a gynecologist
and he was doing them in his garage.
Yeah, I mean, not to victim blame,
if you're going to see your guy now in his garage.
The garage.
And he has a sliding scale pricing
But this happens all the time
There's all these kind of creep guys
I mean this guy thinks he has the perfect scam
He was like so wait girls come into my office
Get naked
Ask me to touch them
And then they pay me
Yes please
That's what this guy is saying
And it's crazy
They started investigating him in like 2004 Or something Yes please That's what this guy is saying Yeah And it's crazy For fucking years
Yeah like they were like
They started investigating him
In like 2004 or something
And then they're like
It didn't
It took him 18 years
To actually like
Bring charges against him
So this guy's like
The Kaiser Sosa
Of like
Gyno pervs man
Not anymore yet
6,000 hours
Of like all these girls
Another woman reported
She had gone to
The general practitioner
For a sore throat
Before an evasive examination
Took place She was asked to strip To practitioner for a sore throat before an evasive examination took place.
She was asked to strip to her underwear, which she felt was odd, but I thought he's my doctor, so I did as he said.
Now, again, if you go, hey, I got like a frog in my throat.
I've been feeling like maybe I have strep throat.
He goes, yeah, take your pants off.
Let's check it out.
You go, hmm.
It is crazy the extent.
He goes, we practice a more holistic approach here so we're gonna have
to check everything out just to make sure he's playing bongos on her ass you can't rule anything
out you know yeah and apparently he was like putting stuff in them like yeah it's you know
taking a freaking chocolate bar and like putting it in there and stuff like that you know it's
crazy unprofessional the women who testified had counts of invasive
Gynecological exams
And many claimed that he gave them
An abdominal massage
So he finishes they're lying there naked
And he's giving them a massage and stuff like that
Fucking creeps
You know girls
I think that maybe people in general
Maybe more women I don't know but it's like
People in positions of authority can get away with a lot.
Especially doctors
because people are just like,
you just told her like,
yeah, that's a doctor.
I don't think you would with me, man.
If I had a female doctor
and she was like,
okay, we're going to have to get it hard,
blah, blah, blah.
I would probably know that,
oh, this girl's frigging trying to jerk me off.
I might let it happen.
I might let it,
I still might let it happen,
but I will be conscious of like i know what
you're doing yeah i'm not an idiot yeah so you have a sore knee uh i'm gonna have to fist your
ass just to see well that i'd stop yeah if she's trying to get near the fucking if you tried to get
near the back side i go stop stop pause pause stay up front. But you know,
here's one thing, you never really hear it the other way around,
right? You never hear about, you know,
a female doctor that was just coming in
jacking off dudes right and left.
No, no, never.
Trying to get the poison out.
That's the way she put it.
Yeah, there's a bit of poison
in there, so I'm just gonna
manually get it out. If I could give one piece of poison in there, so I'm just going to...
I'm just going to manually get it out.
If I could give one piece of advice
to any of the women that are watching,
is do not...
What are you doing with a male gynecologist?
Yep.
Yep.
You're asking for it.
The most quote-unquote professional of them in the world
is still...
He's making note, you know?
Unless you're disgusting.
Yeah.
Which he's also making a note.
He's still looking.
Yeah, he has his favorites.
He has 100% his favorites.
He has his favorites for sure.
That you show up on his schedule and he has a little extra pep in his step that day.
Yeah, he goes, normally they're like, yeah, we need to reschedule every six months.
But for some reason you're every three months, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Why?
And you get a couple, and he comps you.
Yeah, he's got you.
Your gynecologist is comping you
Big red flag
Because that was on the house
You're like
He's got you on auto review
On auto renew
Yeah
That's unprofessional
You're getting phone calls
And emails
Yeah
I prefer to pay
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