The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Holding Space for Wicked, The CEO of Jaguar's Name is "Raw Dong Lover" & an Insane Reddit

Episode Date: November 29, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm sure you saw that fans of the musical Wicked have been holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity. Oh, I love that. But not enough. People are talking about the men who have been holding space for the Gladiator 2 Overture off the Gladiator 2 soundtrack. I didn't know that was happening. Yeah, I follow a lot of straight media and many men have decided that bathroom thrown is the perfect time to hold that space. And the Gladiator 2 Overture is blasting while they defecate? Completely naked, music blasting, door open, letting the world know nature called hear me roar. That's so powerful.
Starting point is 00:00:27 Allowing the sounds and smells of that bodily function to ruminate through the house loudly and proudly, completely ignoring members of the work Zoom call as they ask if they should schedule that video conference call at a different time. You gotta go, you gotta go. Finishing up, no wiping, no flushing, ignoring your manager who has now furiously joined that Zoom call
Starting point is 00:00:44 and is demanding you turn off the gladiator to Overture, which he is clearly not enjoying. There's something so powerful about telling the world that this piece of art keeps me regular and I don't care, who knows. Then in a final act of defiance, standing up, exiting that bathroom, which your manager is now aghast to identify as
Starting point is 00:00:59 the master bedroom of his residential home. Wow. And as his threats to call the police unless you leave his house immediately become in sync with the Overture's climax, you tilt the phone camera to the token of appreciation you've left him in that bowl and calmly walk out the front door of his house, revealing the tattered locks that you've smashed off with a crowbar. You're his boss now. For the record, how many people are actually holding space to the Gladiator 2 Overture in this manner?
Starting point is 00:01:25 I've seen a couple. The Holy Ghost of Christ. The Dukes. The Spirit of the Son of God. The Boys Cast. Black Friday. And officially, Thanksgiving is over. Everyone has... Oh, that's a relief.
Starting point is 00:02:00 So you've had your fair share. You're probably sleepy right now. Got that tryptophan flowing. Lying on your bed as your grandmother comes in and stuffs a fourth turkey in your mouth. Right in your gullet. Yeah, you're probably making one of those Thanksgiving sandwiches right now. That's one thing down. The second leg down.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Now you're sort of on a slant. You slide down the bed and you slide into the cranberry sauce. Right in the sauce. Full belly flop right in the sauce. Full belly flop right in the sauce. Kitty, that's the Polo Shuck way. And then you were just like, wow, this is crazy. It's Thanksgiving.
Starting point is 00:02:37 We ate so much. And you go, it was Thanksgiving? It was Thanksgiving? What? Who ate so much? I'm still hungry. And then you start looking at your dad. He starts looking like a Kramer style Kenny Rogers chicken. You realize you're not full. You're just getting started. He's looking good. That belly is
Starting point is 00:02:53 it thinks it's full, but what does bellies know? You know what I mean? It's Thanksgiving after all. It is Thanksgiving. And what are you thankful for? The tenacity to eat a six chicken when you thought you were full. Me just going through the garbage trash being like that still looks good i'll tell you what i'm not thankful for me and johnny glover have a story this is the life that i'm living right now we went so we're filming
Starting point is 00:03:14 yesterday i'm on the subway me and johnny do our patented move where both of us are so stupid we take the subway wrong we're doing lore manhattan we're trying to go to midtown we end up in deep brooklyn could happen to anybody could happen to anyone because we take the wrong stop where we go one stop and it's like this is a 45 minute stop so next on the express train next stop coney island right so next thing you know we're in deep brooklyn me and johnny are but then we finally get off we end up coming back now we're in our hour trip we're sitting deep Brooklyn. Me and Johnny, but then we finally get off. We end up coming back. Now we're in our hour trip. We're sitting on the subway. Bunch of kids come up.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Yeah. Bunch of kids start yelling. Black kids, but they're Dominican. So they're yelling at each other in Spanish. You know what I mean? Right. And I'm sitting on the thing.
Starting point is 00:03:59 The guy starts putting his arm on me and doing all this weird shit, right? So I just eventually move over. Oh, Ryan's getting a taste of his own medicine. I see do you think i put my arm on no but i feel like if you were like a fucking teenager like that's the kind of like jackass style you know where you'd be like no these guys weren't tom green style you're just like no they weren't they weren't doing pranks they were pranking you no these guys were like there was seven of them and every single person on the subway was just inching away.
Starting point is 00:04:28 They're yelling and screaming and doing all this stuff. They had their phones out doing all this stuff. Boys will be boys. Right. Okay, so you're going to change your tone when you know what happens next. So the guy keeps putting his arm on me. I'm sitting next to Johnny. We move over a little bit. And then out of nowhere, the guy beside me just projectile pukes on the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:04:44 He goes, this is 4 p.m. Was one of the kids puked? One of the kids, because I guess they're all drunk or something. So the kid just, yeah, but they probably haven't drank that much. He goes, it goes everywhere. Hits my shoe. So my shoe and my leg gets puked all over it. Everyone on the subway goes, everyone moves out.
Starting point is 00:05:04 And then this guy just stands there and starts speaking to his boys in Spanish like nothing happened. Right. And then the boys are kind of laughing like, yo, you know, you be puking. Yeah. But they're saying this in Spanish. And they were sitting around the puke. Like, they didn't evacuate the puke area.
Starting point is 00:05:16 They didn't seem to care all that much, right? Like, honest to God, these guys at the puke barely fazed them. Everyone else in the subway was like having a conniption. Ugh. They marked their territory. They marked their territory. They marked their territory. And no one really wanted to do that much because everyone was like, you know what it is?
Starting point is 00:05:29 It's one of those things where I don't know if afraid of them is the right word, but the chance is so where you're just like, dude, imagine I do get in a fight with these guys. And then now I'm just fighting nine 14-year-olds. Yeah. Imagine a scenario where you just get the shit kicked out of you by a bunch of 14 year olds they were big boys too
Starting point is 00:05:48 imagine how good it would feel if you just beat the shit out of nine 14 year olds you know what I think I could take like three of these guys
Starting point is 00:05:54 just because you just have the man strength that they don't have of course I think you could probably take down three of them but like it's a swarm
Starting point is 00:06:00 dude there's like a whole bunch of them I mean I'd see Johnny Glover flying in with a dropkick out of nowhere. It was really gross, man. Yeah, it stinks. And they were just sitting around in it.
Starting point is 00:06:11 They weren't like, let's move. I'm telling you, they didn't seem to care. It was like par for the course. They were like, that's what he does. He comes and pukes or something. A little pukey. Something's, you know, I'll tell you what. Something's off in this society
Starting point is 00:06:22 when you can't go out and stop by having puked on. And, you know, people, there might be some good Samaritans who might intervene, except for the whole Daniel Penny situation. Exactly. Now you're just fucking Daniel Penny with puke on you. You're like, I'm going to, and then you slip in the puke. Have you been watching the Daniel Penny thing?
Starting point is 00:06:39 I've seen a little bit of it. I saw a little bit of when the guy apparently was alive when the police showed up. I was actually going to do a video, just like a short one where I went on the subway with a blind cane and I said, me seeing a woman getting murdered
Starting point is 00:06:52 but knowing that I'm not trying to go to jail. Me just with the blind cane. But I watched the deposition. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:59 He's kind of, I guess he's an army guy, but it's sort of interesting because he kind of has like a bro, he kind of talks like a bro a little bit. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:04 He's like, you know, I'm just not trying to, I'm not trying to, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, I'm not trying to fucking go to jail, yo.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Yeah, well, he was like, you know, you don't know what to do, right? You know, I don't know, like I talk like that
Starting point is 00:07:15 a little too much. Yeah, yeah. He has like a, kind of like a bro-y inflection. He's a bro-y dude. I mean, it's a travesty. Well,
Starting point is 00:07:21 I don't, what's happening? The fact that he's even on trial, period. Well, that's a travesty. Yeah, that's one of the craziest things. I mean, it's fucking upended his life. I mean, it's a travesty. Well, I don't know what's happening. The fact that he's even on trial, period. Well, that's a travesty. Yeah, that's one of the craziest things. I mean, it's fucking upended his life.
Starting point is 00:07:29 I mean, it's crazy how just society can, you know, pick a thing that they're going crazy about, and then next thing you know, you're just like, all these people, they just, if a contagion of something really catches hold, it does really take over the world. Yeah. Very quickly, and the laws follow.
Starting point is 00:07:44 Even if he does get, and I think it's probably likely that he gets exonerated, you're like, it's hard to just go back to like a normal life. You're like, you basically,
Starting point is 00:07:51 he has two options. You get a podcast on Daily Wire, or you're going and fucking doing pedophile hunting videos on Twitter. Well, he might be, I think you might be underestimating the amount
Starting point is 00:08:01 that he's going to be crushing right-wing sniz. Oh, he'll be getting sniz. Like he's an old. Okay. But I don't think he's a right wing dude though. He is now. Well, here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:08:11 You're thinking right wing, right? And I said right wing, but if you actually think about it. Okay. So yes, he's not going to get Brooklyn. I can't imagine that he's getting a lot of swipe rights from like the Daniel Penny. He's getting a ton of swipe rights in Brooklyn. However, when I say right wing, what I more mean is, like, the way right wing, the way Captain America, you know? Like, yes, you probably, that's who's going to like you more.
Starting point is 00:08:33 Whereas, you know, back then, Captain America is probably hot to, like, you know, all American women. Whereas, the Brooklyn chick's probably like Bob Dylan at the time. Right, yeah, yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, he'll probably just have to go move to Texas or something. I'm sure once he gets exonerated, Rogan will have him on, and then he'll just move to Texas. Middle America, this guy is a hero of heroes.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Jumped in front of harm's way. Just old school, meat and potatoes. No politics involved. Yeah, they're making it political. You could also be like, this is the guy that went into the burning building to save a child's life. Yeah, for sure
Starting point is 00:09:05 to some women he's that right yeah so i mean i don't know maybe this guy's in a relationship but he should get out of that because i think the snizz is good because i think he's going to be dealing with a snizz tsunami like it's never been seen before i mean like one of those things where like you know the player gets drafted to the nfl and they ditch the college girlfriend for like the hot nfl he walks into the verdict all somberly with his like wife who's been with him for seven years. And then he walks out
Starting point is 00:09:30 at the first press conference like obviously he ditched the old bitch and I'm an M. Free man. I'm a free man in more ways than one. You know, this has been a big day for me because I came free man twice. Got two new leases on life.
Starting point is 00:09:49 It's amazing. So if you want to holla at me. Holla at the boy DP. It's going to be DP crushing zone. Bring your own condoms because, you know, DP's got a lot on his mind right now. I don't got time to be buying that shit. Not a big condom guy. No. So I think that that time to be buying that shit. Not a big condom guy. No.
Starting point is 00:10:08 So I think that that's probably Daniel Penny's life. If he chooses it to be his life, if he leaves any sort of downtown bubble, this guy's basically Captain America. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just got to leave. He's just got to leave New York. I think he should start wearing a cape. I mean, honest to God. I walked by him.
Starting point is 00:10:21 He was wearing a sharp suit. Oh, really? Yeah. I walked by him right near here, and he was wearing a suit, he's just like walking in the street and he was you're not give him a nod no because when i walked by him did you give him you know what it was is you know that thing where you see a famous person and you go i know you from somewhere but i don't know where until after right and then it was one of those things where i'm like i don't know where i know this guy from i'm like do i know him personally and i couldn't figure it out like i thought it
Starting point is 00:10:44 was like oh is this someone i know and i just you're like, do I know him personally? And I couldn't figure it out. I thought it was like, oh, is this someone I know? And I just can't. And you're like, where do I know you? You know how people come up to us and they're like, do I know you from somewhere? Which is a crazy thing.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Imagine people do that to him. They're like, do I know you from somewhere? And he's like. Can you do it for the photo? Yeah, yeah, yeah. People ask him to be put in a headlock for the photo.
Starting point is 00:11:03 When you meet Georges St-Pierre at a meet and greet and you go can you put me in a headlock please he's paid the 80 bucks yeah he's just at a comic con
Starting point is 00:11:11 doing signings and it's like 90 bucks for a headlock from Daniel Peart yeah but I walked by him and he was walking in this nice suit
Starting point is 00:11:17 and he was just holding a book just like one of those dudes the bible I look a little thicker than the bible it was a big one
Starting point is 00:11:23 it was probably like honestly I think it was like actually now that I think of it. It was a big one. 48 laws of power. He might be in prison. Actually, now that I think of it, it was such a big book. It's probably like some Dostoevsky, like some crime and punishment shit. Oh, sure. He's going through it, you know? Sure. He's figuring out the morality in his own mind.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Yeah, yeah. I don't think he questions himself because honestly, the way he said it, I was watching this deposition. You're right. It is kind of a travesty because it is the most reasonable stuff and he sounds like the most reasonable guy yeah and also he was like you know and then everyone else came in here and they started holding the guy down so i got up and yeah and the cops like why'd you do it and you're just like well he was threatening to kill everybody
Starting point is 00:11:57 on the train and whatever and he goes to the cop he was like well you're a cop like just same way if you were an off-duty cop and you saw something like that happening like i'm an off-duty military guy. I don't know if he's a Marine or whatever. I think he's a mariner Yeah, he's like the same thing as you you're a cop Like if you're off duty and you see a guy screaming a woman's face, would you step in? I hope so like yeah, the guys like no not this I would yeah, I tell it what colors the guy Yeah, yeah, what? Yeah, there's Daniel Petty goes on Twitter. You're like literally 99% of people support him Like that's the thing. It's like everybody really supports him at the end of the day Yeah, but if Daniel Petty goes on Twitter, you're like literally 99% of people support him. That's the thing.
Starting point is 00:12:27 It's like everybody really supports him at the end of the day. You got to really do mental gymnastics to find him in the raw. The best are all the chicks who are like, I got harassed on the subway. Why are there no men anymore? And you're like, yeah, because Daniel Petty. Well, yeah. That's the joke I was trying to make with my blind game. Sorry, ladies.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Chivalry's over. Yeah, Daniel Penny got arrested. You know, so I can walk. Daniel Penny got arrested so I don't have to get involved anymore. So I don't have to get stabbed by some random... That's what a lot of people think that Daniel Penny was trying to stop crime.
Starting point is 00:12:58 He was really trying to stop another man from ever having to defend a woman ever again. I mean, we know a comic, Doug Smith, who fucking... Yeah. He intervened with some chick getting raped like, raped or something at 4am and stuff, and yeah, he got slashed in the face. That was what was going on. I didn't know he got slashed.
Starting point is 00:13:11 I actually saw him at the cellar the other day. Yeah, he, like, intervened on something like that and literally got slashed across his face. Yeah, so I think that that, you think that Daniel Penny's real motive was, they're just like, oh, you want to stop crime? And he's like, yeah, wink, wink. You're like, oh, it was a racist thing? You're like, no, third option third option after this no man will ever have to put his life on the line ever again for a woman true hero true american hero you're you're on the subway and your
Starting point is 00:13:37 chick's like you know some guy bumps into her and he's she's like you're not gonna do something you're like oh yeah i'm not racist racist. Jesus Christ, I'm actually offended that you would even... Am I finding out that you're racist? Yeah, that guy looks like he could be like an eighth something. That guy looks like he could be... Maybe an octoroon.
Starting point is 00:13:54 I'm pretty sure that guy was one quarter Cuban. Is this how I find out that you're a racist? Jesus Christ. Sickening. You know what? Do you mind?
Starting point is 00:14:03 I'm actually going to go over there. So this is... You're really on your own now Yeah I don't feel comfortable being around someone that thinks it's okay For a man to just step in and Intervene on racial minorities At will Big yikes Yeah you're just standing at the opposite side of the thing
Starting point is 00:14:20 As the guy's like some homeless guy's in your face And you're just mouthing yikes to it Not a good look Not a good look. Not a good look for you right now. Really not a good look for you. Not a good look. Hey, can you help me? I think this guy
Starting point is 00:14:38 is following me home. You go, not a good look for you. Not a good look. Really? Are you serious? Are you fucking serious right now? Let me guess. He's minority? Oh, classic. Let me fucking guess.
Starting point is 00:14:50 This guy that's quote unquote following you around the park. Let me guess. He's a racial minority. Yeah, the guy who's harassing you. All right. Yikes. I'm going to say yikes on behalf of me. I'm going to say yikes on behalf of the minority community of this city.
Starting point is 00:15:03 This is Trump's america huh yeah i really didn't know that's who i was dating i thought joe biden had two more months but i guess not i guess you're putting a stop to that anyways i'm in a bubble bath right now get some ice yeah i don't know what to tell you i'm gonna finish my bubble bath and if he wants to take your money i suggest you let him have it because there's something that he needs right now yeah he should have more of your money yet go to the bank and give him money like are you an ally or are you not an ally that's the question you should be asking yourself anyways anyways if you'll excuse me i'm i'm dunking my head underwater right now blowing bubble and you go and while i have you on the phone where is that uh the scented pumpkin
Starting point is 00:15:45 bubble bar well you have a moment while you're on the phone where did you actually put the scented bubble bath i've been looking for it yeah subway oh so this jaguar ad obviously this was the new uh too gay ad i heard they're changing the J to an F. I heard they're changing it to a G. And they're changing... Yeah, so... What do you think? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:23 It was a gag war? Yeah. They're just flipping that J upside down and just a little. Yeah. So that's an option. That's an option. Now, listen. Could it be worse?
Starting point is 00:16:32 Yes. I mean, it would be a lateral move. Well, here's. This ad. There was a lot of people on this jaguar ad. So they made this ad. It was really gay. If I'm being completely honest, I saw it a little more as like, you know, Gauthier's sort of futuristic. Yeah. I actually didn't see it as like You know, Gautier's sort of futuristic
Starting point is 00:16:45 I actually didn't see it as like Over the top gay But the thing was It's more like a Zune ad Sure The problem is People want to have this conversation They go, was the ad too gay?
Starting point is 00:16:57 Was the ad not too gay? And I go Defending the advert The CEO of Jaguar Raw Dong Lover And you have these people Your guy Jaguar, Raw Dong Lover. And you have these people. The guy's name is Raw Dong Lover.
Starting point is 00:17:10 Raw Dong Lover. Raw Dong Lover. Raw Dong Lover. Johnny, I'll tell you. Johnny Glover, if you have a kid, make sure you don't name him Raw Don. Yeah, don't name him Raw Don. So they go. Everyone's mentioning.
Starting point is 00:17:22 They're like, you know, he weighed in. You're just like, wait. The guy's name is Raw Dong Lover lover how is that not the whole article is ceo of jacob named raw dong lover he's like it's radon yeah love her it's not raw dong it's radon here's the best part mr glover said that no no no no no no no not you're not Mr. Glover. No. You were raw. Mr. Donglover. R-A-W-D-O-N-G-L-O-V-E-R. Yeah, you remember when he was at the bank and he goes,
Starting point is 00:17:52 so you're Mr. Donglover? I was like, what? How did you get Mr. Donglover? Oh, weird. The font we use is spaced weird. The guy's name is Raw Donglover. I mean, not the
Starting point is 00:18:08 man to have to do in the press conferences when you're being accused of being too gay. Is he the CEO? Yeah. They go, he's the CEO, and they go, the Financial Times said it was not meant to be a woke statement, that intended message had been lost in a blaze of intolerance. We need to establish our brand
Starting point is 00:18:23 at a completely different price point. no no your name's raw dong lover it's impossible it's like a boy named sue kind of scenario here honest to god dad was like you know the world's hard and i'm gonna harden you further by calling you raw dong lover and then he goes it worked i'm the ceo of jaguar yeah you're right though that's my it might hardened him. Yeah. Where you're kind of like, oh, Twitter's mad at me right now? Yeah. My name's Raw Dong Lover. Do you know what my life's been like? I'm straight.
Starting point is 00:18:53 I got four kids. I'm straight. Not easy. So I didn't even, you know, this felt like one of those ones where at this point it was kind of like watching the ad and I was like, I don't know. Maybe it's a weird ad. I Yeah, maybe it's a weird ad. I think I agree.
Starting point is 00:19:07 It's a weird ad for Jaguar, all that sort of stuff. But I kind of started making it six months ago. They're kind of banking on Kamala Harris to win. You think that's what it was? See, I just saw the lead time on these kinds of things between like Inception and I just that you're very right on that. But I saw a little bit of like gay futuristic stuff. Yeah. As opposed to like, I think what they're trying to have from what i followed up on this is they posted like a little teaser of some car and i think their whole thing is like the deck this car that they're
Starting point is 00:19:34 coming out with is very futuristic looking yeah it seemed like either way like if you saw a movie where everyone lives in pods and stuff like that it's a pod you know it felt a little like that to me but again regardless like it's hard to get into It felt a little like that to me. But again, regardless, it's hard to get into any of that or even have an opinion of it when the guy's name is Raw Dong Lover. Yeah, yeah. It's literally,
Starting point is 00:19:53 your name is Dick Succare. And you're just like, let's have a nuanced conversation about it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. How do you hire that guy? I don't think I could hire a guy. I mean, that's the thing.
Starting point is 00:20:03 He must be good. He gotta be so good. He must be a really good CEO. I don't think I could hire a guy. I mean, that's the thing. He must be good. He's got to be so good. He must be a really good CEO. I don't think I could hire a raw dong lover. That being said, if it was like, you know, pussay a tear, you come in, you know what I mean? Now, the question is, has this been brought up to him? Like, does he know that this raw dong lover thing? You think this might be news to him?
Starting point is 00:20:23 Yeah, he goes, what? He goes, I've he have the fuck? Never thought of that. It was Rodong Lover, huh? I can't believe this shit, man. Yeah. Yeah, Mr. Glover said the brand needs to attract a new customer base without leaving all its customers behind.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Okay, well. Well, your name's Rodong Lover. I mean, the thing is, who's this customer base? leaving all its customers behind okay well well your name's raw dong i mean the thing is is like who's this this customer base like i don't know what what is the the customer base that you're attracting here uh communist gay people in 2085 i guess yeah you're like the i guess the gay market is untapped in cars? I guess, like, people that think they're futuristic. But is that a type of guy? Do they have the kind of money for it? Do you know any guys that think they're futuristic?
Starting point is 00:21:10 I see them walking around. You do see the futuristic people walking around New York City. I guess the people... I guess, like, fashion guys. Fashion guys. I don't know if fashion guys have enough money for Jaguars. Well, they got, like, you know, there's other type of people who wear, like, $3,000 pants and stuff.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Like a guy who's at a fashion runway. Yeah, like, super fast. But you're like, that's like that's pretty niche yeah like you know what i mean that's where i saw a bit of that okay if you go to see a fashion runway you're not and you see like you know a guy with a shoe on his head you're not like well this is they're trying to be like progressive you're just like yeah it's wacky yeah i don't know if that's you want to be so niche for a car no i think it was stupid probably but again i we're we're not in the business of just watching ads and critiquing whether they think they're good for no reason. There has to be some cultural context.
Starting point is 00:21:53 It kind of felt like that. It was like watching a fashion show and you're like, yeah, this sucks. Yeah. That's all I thought. Stupid. They have a guy has a fucking dog cone on his neck so he doesn't, you know, bite his wounds. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:22:07 Yeah, it looks like some like weird 80s music video or something. Yeah, because it did. It looked like men at work, Devo with a pylon on his head, you know what I mean? And you're just like, ah, this is stupid. Yep. I mean, I don't think it's good for Jaguar. But again, it's not like, you know, it's not like a work boot company. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:25 It's not like Kaepernick where people are like trading in their Jaguars. No, I think more people were just making fun of it. Yeah. They're just like, all right. That was, but if I, if my name was raw dong lover, there's almost, I'd be very, I would be very, uh, hesitant to do anything that would be perceived as too gay. I think, you know what I mean? Like I wouldn't eat any hot dogs.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Like there's no, I just wouldn't do it and i'm there's no way that you would catch me holding a cylinder object and my name is raw dog cucumber you would like a cucumber yeah and you're like cucumber if i was in charge of the ad and they're like okay the guy's gonna have his shirt off and he's gonna be oiled up you're like i've honestly i understand where you're coming from but you're not taking into consideration my name is like i have a better inspiration here it's just like a hooters ad he goes something more like this if possible like a 90s beer commercial it is crazy that they can't just like do that anymore like the 90s beer commercials where it's just like literally a chick and just like a fucking wet t-shirt jumping up and down we all want that jumping up and down
Starting point is 00:23:23 on the bikini like honestly there's a few few. The people who don't want that. Did you see the French girls were back? Yeah. I'll tell you what. I saw someone post all these French girls with their titties out, and they're all gross or something. I looked at it, and I thought some of them were fine. Yeah, some of them were fine.
Starting point is 00:23:38 I mean, if anything, I was the opposite. I think the talent dropped a little bit from previous ones. Buddy, I was like, if that was in America, those girls would all be a couple bucks. A couple minimum. Do you know what I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those girls, you'd be like, put those things away. They'd be centurions.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Whatever you want. In America, you'd be like, yeah, whatever you want, just put those things away. Yeah. We'll take the bus, whatever you need. Yeah. What do you want us to do stop polluting yes okay yes yes yes i'm literally no picking up just every guy's walking around with the stick like yeah we're all on the fucking side of the road highway yes ladies whatever you want to do the gravitational pull on those things it's just like a goddamn plumb bob but i i thought in fr France it was like it's crazy that's almost mind blowing me being
Starting point is 00:24:28 North America, being North American watching a full protest of you know 25 year old chicks to you know 20 to 30 year old chicks and out of 20 protesters 18 of them are probably like normal weight. Yeah normal weight yeah
Starting point is 00:24:43 France specifically, actually. I just saw some graph where like France is like some of the lowest obesity for some reason. I don't know if they walk. Yeah, I don't know if they walk a lot. That's what it is. No, food probably. No, their food is so rich there. Really?
Starting point is 00:24:55 Everything has like so much butter in it. I thought it was one of those things where you go to a cafe and they give you like some mini thing and you're just like, yeah, are you going to bring the rest of my meal? No, you go to, no, no, no. France, you go to a cafe and they're just like, are you going to bring the rest of my meal? No, you go to, no, no, no. In France, you go to a cafe, and they're just like, here's a croissant. Dude, you get their whatever ham and cheese sandwich thing there that they love to give you
Starting point is 00:25:11 on a baguette, and there's butter that thick. Oh. Dude, they're... So why is it no one, what's the difference? I think they walk a lot. I think they're just more active.
Starting point is 00:25:19 Big dinners. Big dinners. Sorry, small dinners. Oh, small dinners. Big ones. Johnny goes, I think I cracked the case of what I was going to eat. Big dinners. Big dinners Sorry small dinners Oh small dinners Big ones Johnny goes I think I cracked the case Of why there's gonna be
Starting point is 00:25:28 Big dinners Big dinners Sorry small dinners Small dinners Yeah but I mean You know they got all the pastries The baguettes Fucking smashing wine
Starting point is 00:25:35 Cheese Well you know I'll tell you who's normally fat Is activist chicks Yeah And these girls were not Yeah But the puppies were out
Starting point is 00:25:43 Non-stop Yeah They love getting them out so we've been talking we've been we've been following along we ain't complaining we can't put it on the screen i've been boning up on my french a little bit so i couldn't yeah bone up yeah you go imagine just do a going on a tourism trip to france to like the protest just a guy sitting there with like that reminds me of like you know when the black israelis were there then going up to the black guys because i was watching them and they were just like you know the white man the small dick white man and then going up to them being like hey when is your
Starting point is 00:26:11 second performance start just asking them like yeah but going to the the put a dollar yeah yeah the girls that are all protesting you have like you know the suntan lotion on your nose a big map and then you walk up and put a dollar on their thing as a tip you grab a little just folding chair just like so are you guys like a trooper yeah you travel around france and i'd be going to france just with a fucking thing of just crude oil just spilling it everywhere just waiting for them to show up you know oh it's unfortunate it's an oil spill i guess i have to be protested oh no It would be a shame if I was protested You go what do you do
Starting point is 00:26:48 It's like I brought a big tobacco company And I just spilled a bunch of oil You're just walking around with cups of oil Bring me the endangered animals You're just punching them in the head Just waiting for them to show up Oh no I'm dropping oil on a squirrel It would be a shame if the bloggers came and protested
Starting point is 00:27:04 And the protesters found out And the protesters come in They're walking out like we need to stop I'm dropping oil on a squirrel It would be a shame If the bloggers Came and protested The protesters Found out And the protesters Come in They start walking out Like we need to stop You just pull out You have like
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Starting point is 00:32:56 But here is peak slop right now. Peak slop for the week is, this is my opinion, the peak slop. Huffington posted an article about Trump. We don't have one Trump article we're talking about this time, but why is everybody in the Trump world so absurdly tan
Starting point is 00:33:10 in investigation? Wow. So this is Peaks Law. Investigation? They've investigated. They say there's a fucking, it's not just him that's orange. They say,
Starting point is 00:33:19 wait a second. Steve Bannon's got pretty orange. That's what I'm saying. He looks at the, so Huffington Post reporter, they're looking at this photo of him tan and they go, wait a second. Yeah. RFK pretty orange. That's what I'm saying. He looks at the... There's a Huffington Post reporter. They're looking at this photo of him tanned, and they go, Wait a second. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:27 RFK's a little tan, too. Yeah. Hey, John, come in here. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. They got the strings. Mary, come in here. Yeah, Mary, come in here. Yeah, we killed John.
Starting point is 00:33:38 John's in the bathroom. You rang? Menicide. We killed him. Yeah, you go, John, he goes, You sure you're not going to come out of the dungeon, John? You go, Sorry killed him. Yeah, you go, John. He goes, are you sure you and I can come out of the dungeon now? And you go, sorry, no, no, no. You stay down there.
Starting point is 00:33:50 He goes, okay, but I haven't eaten in days. If you mind, bless me. And you're not going to eat. John. Yeah, John. You're not going to eat, John. Yeah. Stomp on the thing.
Starting point is 00:34:01 Back to work. Back to work, yeah. What he does is just just John's in the dungeon chained up and he just sort of goes on a bicycle and it powers the women to make Twinkie blenders. So they basically Twinkie smoothies.
Starting point is 00:34:16 So basically because they don't want there to be an environmental impact. So they have John basically on a cycling machine downstairs and all of that goes to power the blender. Yeah, like whenever they want to make a smoothie, they get on the walkie-talkie to the taskmaster down there. Whip
Starting point is 00:34:32 John! He starts biking. Faster! Okay, so Mary doesn't come in. John's the only guy. John's power in the show. John's power in the show. John's power in the show. But yeah,
Starting point is 00:34:47 so someone at Huffington Post has decided that They'd like to know. Do you think that they thought this was a kill shot when they started to see
Starting point is 00:34:54 they're looking at RFK who's a little orange. He goes, this guy's fucking orange. He goes, some other people that tan, they go,
Starting point is 00:34:59 they put on Eminem kill shot. What is happening? I'd like to know their theory. I gotta give you a career to destroy it. Do they have a theory? There's two loyalty tests people seemingly have to pass before becoming part of the Trump world.
Starting point is 00:35:15 First, they must consume lots of McDonald's. It's a little tongue-in-cheek. Oh, you know what? Who's also pretty tan? Vivek. Vivek's pretty tan. Oh, they didn't mention that one i mentioned the fake for some reason and president elects uh donald trump's fast food choice second they better be spray tanned
Starting point is 00:35:32 it is pretty funny that rfk doesn't have a spray tan he just lives in california he's an outdoorsman that's not what they're saying they're saying basically they walk up and first things first he goes you know he checks them for wires stuff stuff like that. And then he gives them McDonald's and he goes, no, eat up. What do you think Trump's? And then you have to finish your, and you go show him your tongue.
Starting point is 00:35:50 Yeah. What do you think Trump's line starts? Where's the spray tan line start? Like, like, you don't think he does it naked? No. I don't get it.
Starting point is 00:35:58 You think he does the whole body? But you think there's like a line on his neck? Yeah. I think it starts probably right there. Why do you, why are your tits? Why do you think he doesn't do line on his neck? Yeah, I think it starts probably right there. Why do you... Are you going to get your tits? Why do you think he doesn't do it naked? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:36:09 It seems like he... Because he really just cares about... You know, he's on camera so much. I mean, that would be an insane job if you were spray tanning the president naked. You know what? I'm trying to think because when he golfs, he's wearing... No, because when he golfs, like he's wearing short sleeves. Like he'll wear like a polo top.
Starting point is 00:36:24 I don't think his arms match the face, really. Well, you can be tan and then also suntanned over top of the fake tan. Yeah. I've dated some girls with fake tan. The craziest part about it is their hands are always this weird fucking mess. Splotchy orange. It's bizarre. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:38 They have these hands and it looks like you're like, are you dying? It looks like they fist a clown. Yeah, it does look like that. dying looks like they fist a clown yeah it does look like that it looks like they fisted a clown i i there's two specific girls i thought that i yeah and it was the winter time that they get into it but it's like it looks insane yeah like it's all splotchy like they robbed a bank and those die packs went off because they're trying to get their money i was yeah or it looks like you you know did a number on them you know went to town on them because they didn't show yeah i wonder how much with trump is actual makeup versus spray tan it's a whole mix
Starting point is 00:37:20 of a lot of things man the presidential has its own makeup guy yeah except for the eyes they won't get the eyes well they sort of talked about it in this thing where they basically uh they said that there's this theory for rich people where they're just like the reason you want to be tanned is because you want to be like you want to seem important but you're so rich that you have enough free time to be at the beach still so it's this weird mix it just makes you look better it's because if you're pale you're like oh this guy's like fake rich he has to work really hard you know real rich guys can work 30 hours a week because their money's doing the working for them they're just at the beach yeah because when i think there's a certain level of you know let's say you make 500 grand a year where it's very like look how hard i work and
Starting point is 00:38:01 then i think when you get into the real high status the the thing is like i'm this rich and i don't i never work that's how fucking your heart hard work becomes like almost embarrassing like you hear this guy works 80 hours a week yeah this is the kind of theory that they were saying i don't know if it's true or not but i kind of can see it i think it's just like you just look better it's just you know you're well sure that's it makes more better reasonable sense yeah you look better yeah like especially onasonable sense When you're tanned You look better Yeah Like especially on camera Especially when you're old
Starting point is 00:38:27 Especially when you're old Like I mean It's the reason why All the bodybuilders Do it Because it's just The lights wash them out Well especially
Starting point is 00:38:33 When you're getting old Dude that skin Starts to look a little rough That's what I'm saying You just Little cake A little self-tanner on there Well the other guys
Starting point is 00:38:41 Aren't even that old though And apparently Donald Trump's making According to the According to the HuffPo investigation They walk in and they straight up make him go through like an orange car wash to show their loyalty. And then, you know what happens? You know what happens? You're on a conveyor belt, and then it's like one thing's like spray tan, and then the other thing's a burger, but your arms are taped down and you have to eat it in one go.
Starting point is 00:39:02 Burger. Then more spray tan. It's like a rotisserie chicken. Then they just kind of spin you around. Spin them. You're like, and after this, I'm going to be in the cabinet. So that's what Huffington Post is proposing in their investigation. All right.
Starting point is 00:39:16 Investigation inconclusive. It's a crazy investigation. They probably hired a few people just to investigate this further. It's going to be an ongoing series. Why is everybody so tanned? Yeah, yeah. Someone really thought that they were fucking on to something at Huffington Post. I mean, they're scraping the bottom of the barrel
Starting point is 00:39:30 right now. Yeah, this isn't really the kill shot. The thing is, nobody at Huffington Post knows anything about, like, tariffs. No, no, that's a tough one for them. They go out of They know that they don't like them. Yeah, we know we don't like them, but we don't really know. We can't comment on them, really, so but we know about Tans.
Starting point is 00:39:45 You're right. Huffington Post probably hates it when it gets a little too economic-based. You know what I mean? Trade wars. I don't really... We don't know much about that. So his boss comes in, and he was just like, Hey, have you finished that story about the effects of tariffs?
Starting point is 00:39:59 He's like, no, but... I got something one better. Hey, I got something that's about to blow your mind right now. Come in here. Bannon, Trump, RFK, tanned. Linkage? I don't know. That's what I'm going to find out.
Starting point is 00:40:17 Hey, if you just renew my contract. If you renew that contract, we're going to get to the bottom of that. I know your senses are tingling right now. You're interested. You're crazy with all the shit that Trump hawks that he wouldn't have like a self-tanner. I know. That would be a good one. I think he claims he doesn't.
Starting point is 00:40:31 He's like, well, why would I? I've never been used to it. Yeah. It seems like more confident members of the Trump team have embraced Trump's look in order to please their leader. And it seems to be working for them when it comes to being close to the center of power. So that's probably what happened. Everyone that wanted to be in the Trump campaign
Starting point is 00:40:48 started showing up more orange and impressive. Yeah, I'm sure he'd love that. That's probably what happened. Yeah, yeah. That's exactly it. This is like the writings of a mad person. Oh, yeah. You know, this is the type of stuff
Starting point is 00:41:01 that your girlfriend wakes up in the morning and she was like, I thought of the craziest... You know what I know? You ever had that where they, your girlfriend, you wake up, wakes up in the morning, and she was like, I thought of the craziest, you know, you know what I know? You ever had that, where they go, yo, I just noticed this because of this. You're like, no, that's wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She goes, I think I know why he won.
Starting point is 00:41:12 Yeah, they always think they know why something happened, and it's like. He won the tan vote. Nobody talks about that. I think I know why it happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's because, look, I did the math, and he actually got 100% of the tan vote. And all the people in his cabinet, they started tanning themselves so they can get in the thing you go what are you doing go to work i mean if elon if elon shows up late for work if elon shows up with
Starting point is 00:41:32 a spray tan then i'll go okay there might be something i'll be listening yeah if elon just orange with the white eyes if elon shows up with a spray tan i will admit that to huffington post that i may have that they've never been wrong i judged them too early yeah you've never been wrong about anything did biden looking pale and disaster at the disastrous debate cost him america's concern for health was such a hot topic at the time she says whoever did biden's makeup that night maybe failed to deliver so and now that she's you know in the she's in the realm of tan theory she she was like, now that I'm fucking digging deep into all this tan theory, is that the reason Biden did bad in the election? Because he wasn't orange enough.
Starting point is 00:42:11 And then she's like, well, Kamala Harris is pretty tanned. There goes that. But she's a woman. Well, unfortunately, she didn't say there goes that. She actually liked this one. She's pretty into the idea that it is very possible that probably the issue with joe
Starting point is 00:42:26 biden is that he wasn't tanned enough oh that's what cost him the election as for his equally tanned acolytes mayor thinks they're all playing a game of copycat in another way their skin color choice is kind of a gang color or tattoo representing their class wealth or leisure so he's like if they're in prison they're just like the tan gang they're in the tan car the tan moms tan dads and dads for the tan dads yeah i mean rfk's tan's legit you could tell that's a nice one oh yeah well he's out there on the prison outdoor prison yard working out yeah exactly he's fucking yeah doing chin-ups at the beach searching for whale heads doing burpees non-stop but yeah uh but i do like that theory that um he makes people do a tanning as an
Starting point is 00:43:12 initiation now for thanksgiving i just thought this was a funny article because uh well a lot of people were sort of saying that obviously one of the big hot topics is you know people during the holidays they're going to be arguing about politics people are writing articles being like i'm not seeing my dad he can suck my dick you know because he voted for the wrong guy la la la la yeah i just thought it was funny psychology today wrote an article saying um how to uh uh let me actually get the title of this you saw this article right yeah of course basically how to talk to your how to discuss politics at the holiday gathering right and it was funny because it was one of those things where they gave a list of stuff that you go no one is doing none of that no no no you know people are
Starting point is 00:43:57 definitely there's going to be people walking in and it's going to be like fight club like ding ding ding today in this corner we have uncle wearing a mega hat with an American flag do-rag on. Yeah. The dark mega hat. The dark mega hat. And in this corner, we had just came back from first year of political science wearing a Palestine-free outfit. And ding, ding, ding.
Starting point is 00:44:20 It is time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. ding ding ding it is it's time yeah yeah yeah i mean my tip would be save have your like not super hot takes for thanksgiving and then go fucking nuclear on christmas damn on christmas yeah well they say this is what they're saying if you're if you just finished your first year of college if you're just like out finishing your palestine rally protest if you you know and then you obviously been watching the news that you're just like anyone who voted for the wrong guy is like dead to me and then you're showing up your thing
Starting point is 00:44:47 so this is their uh advice to you approach conversations with curiosity and respect so they'll probably do that hey so why are uh you guys litigating my body i'm just just curious and on the other side yeah just man you know man who's went to the MAGA rally Participated in January 6th Girl comes home, wants to tell him about non-binary She's probably going to approach that conversation With curiosity and respect Interesting, honey
Starting point is 00:45:13 Sir, interesting sir I don't know what to call you anymore Now Would you be called binary? Let's give thanks Oh right, there's nothing to be thankful for My bad It is called Thanksgiving though
Starting point is 00:45:29 Anyone that's fixing a fight at Thanksgiving Ain't fixing to fucking Approach those conversations with curiosity Surprise this isn't just like Roofie all your fucking Yeah literally Give the other person uninterrupted time to speak Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:45:44 I was just like what fucking fair fantasy world are you living in where any girl i know that's i have to vote trump just give the give your fucking cousin who wants to give you a nine thousand uh you know yeah nine thousand word sermon sure on how uh biden is you know uh ruining the american dream let him go just let him go and then reflect back on what you heard them say yeah maybe they have a point yeah maybe they have a point my whole world view is wrong maybe trump's not so bad after all maybe we should fucking build that border wall i'm convinced what was i fucking thinking?
Starting point is 00:46:25 I've been misled by TikTok. Encourage them to elaborate. Now you're really pushing it. I'd like more, please. Would you like more mashed potatoes? No. More MAGA, please. I want more MAGA opinions.
Starting point is 00:46:42 You don't get enough. Maybe you put on Fox News and MSNBC on two TVs beside each other. Doodling TV? mega opinions. You don't get enough. Maybe you put on Fox News and MSNBC on two TVs beside each other. Dueling TV? Yeah, dueling TV. It's Maddow and whoever's on Fox and just let them right beside each other. I have an uncle and cousin that do dueling pianos.
Starting point is 00:46:58 Oh, really? That's fun. Pretty sick. Yeah, that's good. That's all I have for that. Yeah, dueling pianos. Dueling news is... But that's probably the craziest one i have for that but yeah dueling news is but that's probably the craziest one encourage psychology today says yeah when you show up and you're like cry you were crying yesterday because the election didn't go your way when your uncle starts telling you why abortions uh actually murder and you know encourage him to elaborate yeah women aren't responsible enough with their own bodies that's why we have to do this.
Starting point is 00:47:26 And then you're just like, when you're about to get mad, and you go, right, right, right, the Psychology Today article. Please more. More, please. More opinions, please. I'd like to hear more of your opinions. After you've heard them out,
Starting point is 00:47:39 ask them if they want to hear your view. Would you like to hear my view? No. No, you stupid libtard. Thanks. So there's that. When you listen, you may hear things that push your buttons. If you find yourself getting worked out, try calming your nervous system.
Starting point is 00:47:58 You can take some deep breaths or touch your own hand to shift out of fight or flight freeze mode. If needed, take a break. Oh, so just touch your head. This is, this is your tips for dealing with your MAGA uncle or touch your hand. It's not working. Take a knife and just stab it through your hand. He's explaining to you how Israel has a right to exist in Palestine andine a terrorist and you're supporting a terrorist and you're sitting there you just sort of touch your hands together and then you go do you mind if i get a quick break and then
Starting point is 00:48:33 you go to the bathroom and then you come back you were saying yeah you're saying yeah i guess then yahoo does do some good things you You were saying that. He was great. Probably going to have him. Yeah. Yeah. This is some good tips from psychology. Real good tips from psychology. I mean, it is better than the MSNBC just like ditch your whole family. Directionally, it's better.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Yeah, but neither of them really good advice. Yeah. If you skip a Thanksgiving. Well, the only real advice is like, the problem with, you know, I think most of bad advice in general is kind of, you go, it's sort of true, but the problem's one under that. Yeah. You know what I mean? So it's like, nowhere in here does it go like, hey, you probably should not be taking yourself and your life so seriously.
Starting point is 00:49:27 For sure. It kind of, so a lot of these are sort of surface level, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a guy that walks around punching walls and stuff like that because he can't control his anger. It's like saying that he should wear a glove. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:39 You know, you're like, yeah, I guess that is sort of true that he probably should wear a glove because he's going to break his hand. But you go, you're really like not diagnosing the real. The problem is a little under that. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:51 You know, if you find yourself in a situation where you can't listen to the opposite opinion because, you know, you're going to hyperventilate and need to take a break. You go, this is not. See, what you maybe would want to do is if you're like a liberal and you're going to because you know like trump has all these tariffs is like maybe if you could go rent like um like an economist to come as like your boyfriend or whatever and then he can like actually like properly debate these issues and be like these are why but he'll he'll really like just bog them down and like a lot of facts and rent an economist that's gonna you know do maximum like an anti-tariff like economist guy yeah keynesian anti-tariff and then because you know your uncle is like he just knows he goes yeah guy hates javier uh and he's and you know your uncle's just like yeah trump wants to do tariffs
Starting point is 00:50:38 i like tariffs kind of thing just because trump's doing them and yeah doesn't know a ton about them and he's gonna have a lot of graphs yeah And he's going to have a lot of graphs. Yeah, like he's going to really just bog everyone down. What's the old saying where it's like, statistics lie, you know what I'm talking about? There's an old saying that was like, basically, the gist is like, you can prove anything you want with statistics. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know the saying I'm saying? I don't know the exact saying. Statistics lie saying
Starting point is 00:51:05 statistics are like bikinis what they reveal is suggestive but what they conceal is vital well it wasn't that one oh no okay here it is there's lies damned lies and then statistics ah gotcha that was the thing but it's basically like, yeah. Yeah, you can... I mean, it's just the same way that you go, oh, good news! Unemployment's down. You go, why is that? You go, a lot of people left the workforce. And they've decided they're never not even going to try
Starting point is 00:51:36 to find jobs. That's a good thing. And you go, honey, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend, Paul Krugman. Paul, do it. Paul said that the internet was a fad in 1995 he said it would be no more powerful than the dial-up phone paul paul yeah so but you can kind of prove anything with statistics. For example, even with the Malay thing, one of the big ones is they remove all these price controls, right? So you go, okay, when you remove price controls, you go, well, the price from this went to $10 to $50. And you can go, well, inflation's going crazy. Look at this basket of goods that's going in price a crazy amount.
Starting point is 00:52:22 And you're just like, well, yeah, but they couldn't buy it before. Yeah, exactly. it wasn't available i mean the terror trump said yesterday not to get too trump heavy but he's slapping a 25 tariff on all canadian goods until they secure the border and then the most interesting part he basically said yesterday trump's like first day in office i'm putting a 25 tariff on all canadian mexican goods day one in office until they basically like seal the border and like I actually think
Starting point is 00:52:46 they should put a tariff on Mexican food it's my least favorite food and it's everywhere what? yeah you know New York City has amazing Mexican food
Starting point is 00:52:53 hey more for you I guess you just don't know the spots I don't know but um the only Mexican food that I like
Starting point is 00:52:59 is a taco hard shell corn? okay fine I like the corn. Ryan loves a good corn. It's never corn, though. It's always these bowls of a bunch of garbage. Oh, I love that shit.
Starting point is 00:53:15 But anyways, he was basically saying they need to seal up the border for Canada because there's tons of illegal immigrants coming from Canada, which I'm like, that's kind of the first I'm hearing about that. From Canada? Yeah, I'm sure it's not zero, but you're like, this is the first I'm hearing, it's like, a problem.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Why don't they just stay in Canada? Well, because I guess, same reason we're here. Yeah, but I can't imagine someone that came from China and doesn't speak English that well, like, is in America for the same reason we're here. Not for the same reason, but I'm saying, it's just like, you know, there's more money to be made here, and just people
Starting point is 00:53:43 would still, at the end of the day, if they, like, if people have their choice, most people are picking America over Canada. And if you're going to be illegally in both of them, you're like, okay, well, I'll be illegally in America. Higher upside, I guess. Maybe, but there's also more social programs. That's true. That's true. I don't know. But anyways, that's essentially what Trump's saying.
Starting point is 00:54:02 But the interesting thing is people hate Trudeau so much right now. So all the Canadian media are like Trump's posting a tariff on this. 25% tariff, which would obviously be pretty damaging to more to the Canadian economy than the American. Just because America is way bigger and could withstand some sort of trade war. And like all the comics are like, good, great. Fuck us. Like literally everybody's just like, it's very much like cutting off your nose to spite your face kind of deal where everybody's like yeah we they hate trudeau
Starting point is 00:54:28 so much where they're like yeah we've been saying he needs to do the border now i guess a big boy is in charge and he's gonna make him do it i get it also is biden like it's just like it seems like trump's already the president i know like trump is like we're literally thinking that when i was looking at articles dude like literally the way it's acting trump's just like i'm doing all this stuff biden's like sitting on a beach right now i'll tell you trudeau has been doing the I was thinking that when I was looking at articles. Dude, literally, the way it's acting, Trump's just like, I'm doing all this stuff. Biden's sitting on a beach right now. I'll tell you, Trudeau has been doing the cockiest shit in the world, though. But the one he did, did you see his 250 bucks?
Starting point is 00:54:54 Yeah, everybody's getting 250 bones. Yeah, but the reason he kind of did it was because... To buy votes? Yes, but it wasn't even that. It was the other part of it, from what I hear, was essentially Trudeau had all of these... You know how he keeps having scandals where it's like, you know, they catch him on a private jet getting fucking lap dances on the fucking dole? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:16 So all that stuff keeps sort of happening. And then because of that, there was this big hoopla where basically all the other people said, we're not going to pass any of your bills until this gets sorted out and we want an investigation. Like, we're basically jamming up the other people said, we're not going to pass any of your bills until this gets sorted out. And we want an investigation. Like we're basically jamming up the parliament or whatever. Right.
Starting point is 00:55:29 And then he goes, well, I have a bill that everyone gets 250 bucks. Let's see you jam that up. Stop that. It's funny. Cause he's like playing these games where you're just like, okay,
Starting point is 00:55:38 well how about a bill where I just give everyone a hundred bucks. Everybody gets a Nintendo switch. Tell everybody they can't have that. All right. Yeah. It's pretty funny. There's some good news this week because calling a bald man can be called sexual harassment. And the reason this article is funny to me is Vice finally found a sexual harassment that they actually like.
Starting point is 00:56:02 Oh. They finally found a ruling on sexual harassment that they disagree like oh they finally found a ruling on sexual harassment that they disagree with that's not this is the first time that vice has disagreed with anything like this ever it's it's it's very interesting to see vice have to be like so they go there's this new ruling for sexual harassment you go good you go it's for guys you go what the fuck what the fuck did you say to me trash what you can tell me you can't trash bald men anymore excuse me it is pretty fun obviously it's one of those things where people do think in socratic logic where you go you know you're just like well i can't if i call you uh i mean is is discrimination good or is it bad exactly right
Starting point is 00:56:42 you go it's bad you know what about bald men? You go, no, that's kind of... Like if I mention your period, it's sexual harassment, but if you mention something that's only male... Yeah. I think they started to figure out their response where they're like, well, that's not true because sometimes women can be bald.
Starting point is 00:56:56 Like they started... Yeah. But then the... Do we like making fun of bald women? Yeah. How do we feel about that? Right, right, right. That's true.
Starting point is 00:57:06 Well, their argument against that was they were like were like well the majority of it is a man thing and that's how they but anyways vice goes i'll be the first to say the superficial comments and judgments about someone's physical appearance are not cool but but but to label ball jokes a form of sexual harassment seems a bit extreme yeah what happens if you buff their bald head like a bowling ball when they're just trying But label bald jokes a form of sexual harassment seems a bit extreme. Yeah. What happens if you buff their bald head like a bowling ball when they're just trying to do their job? I think she thinks it's fine. It's fine. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:32 Well, listen. And ladies, I'm willing to have that argument where you go, you can call the guy bald, but I'm allowed to fucking take a towel and slap your ass. Yeah. Flick your boob. Yeah. So, hey, you're kind of packing. You were doing elastic.
Starting point is 00:57:44 You know what I mean? Yeah. Just one of those on the fucking side boob. Right, saying, hey, you're kind of packing. You were doing elastic, you know, when you do the thing. Yeah, just one of those on the fucking side boob. Right, yeah, why not?
Starting point is 00:57:49 Hey, if the side boob's out of work, it's fair game. It's fair game for elastics, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah, you can't,
Starting point is 00:57:56 I don't know. Come up from behind her, do just like a quick clap on her head. I wonder how they, yeah, so they're just, bald is just.
Starting point is 00:58:03 They're not liking it. According to the panel of judges led by Jonathan Brain. People's names this week. Jonathan Brain. And they're all related to Johnny. We have Johnny Brain and Rod Don Glover. That's literally... Jonathan Brain.
Starting point is 00:58:24 I wonder if he's bald yeah I can understand why the bald judge named Jonathan brain a real toupee on him dude it's just a bald guy named Jonathan brain with like the biggest forehead ever that's used in charge of your bald sexual harassment case if you're the girl
Starting point is 00:58:40 you're walking and be like I'm fucked oh yeah so I'm being sued because the girl's saying that this guy is saying that his sexual harassment that i called him bald okay let's bring in the judge david cranium and uh he's got his fucking massive head uh alopecia well well well if you wouldn't look at jon Brain. Jonathan Brain's bald. Of course Jonathan Brain's bald. Not a good one. Well, so Jonathan Brain did the ruling where he said you can't call anyone bald.
Starting point is 00:59:14 Fair. I hope he did a read. Talk in his book. He's talking. I hope he got a really good gavel hit when he fucking finally hit the nail down. According to the panel of judges, led by Jonathan Brain, the term bald is inherently related to gender,
Starting point is 00:59:28 so it is against a man could breach equality in... What dumb ass country is this happening in, by the way? UK? This is a Vice article. I think it's... Yeah, it might be Britain or something like that. Yeah, of course.
Starting point is 00:59:41 As expected, the case is getting major traction on social media with many users expressing their disbelief over the ruling this is silly one person wrote but it's funny at the end of this and she goes um it goes uh but it seems so silly to waste the court's time on things so small that's what she but so at the end of this all of her arguments are the probably the arguments you can make about every single thing that she thinks yeah that seems like a waste to uh be wasting the court's time on minor things that you're calling sexual harassment she's like no just the bald one just the bald one yeah because that doesn't really affect women there goes sexual harassment like that's not a guy thing i know
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Starting point is 01:04:35 End the year with holiday cheer. Thanks to True Classic. This is our problem. Before we get into this Reddit that I wanted to get into, let's talk about this Drake thing for a second You brought it up I'm actually not that tapped in on it Drake is actually claiming both malarkey and skullduggery
Starting point is 01:04:54 He's claiming all of the sort of things A lot of skullduggery actually He's got two lawsuits too Kendrick Lamar put the new album out I don't know, I heard a couple of songs Literally, I don't like him You know what I honestly never listen to new rap albums
Starting point is 01:05:08 He does like baby talk Yeah I never listen to new rap albums I was like alright I'll listen to this It's literally like Rapping in the thing Mr. Bean He does
Starting point is 01:05:16 He kind of does rap like Mr. Bean Yeah he does kind of Oh Second Bean reference Yeah but he does He's just like he's like i'm at the club and i'm hurting from drugs he's always doing these weird voices yeah other than like that yeah and i come down the road he just does weird voices i don't like it yeah it's fine anyways everyone knows my stance on this and you know there's some fucking lamar lovers fucking lamar louvers in the fucking comment section right now but
Starting point is 01:05:50 uh drake basically did this lawsuit saying that the label colluded on it from what i understand essentially like old school radio like payola like like and then like all these bots that were propping up like his his song to basically like make a kendrick lamar song um and because the song was accusing of being a pedophile it's essentially like damage the labor the label basically participated in what he's calling slander slander defamation financial damage and they also sort of cheated you know, propping up the amount of people that viewed it. There was stuff that he said where, like, if you searched for Drake, like, he would just show you Kendrick Lamar songs instead.
Starting point is 01:06:31 Yes, and then on top of that, there is the element of, is this corny for Drake to be in a rap battle and then being like, my lawyer's coming after you. You'll hear from my lawyer. People are saying it's his Jewish side. Yeah, I was just about to say that.
Starting point is 01:06:43 I go, this is not the black side. Well, you forget, right? You'll hear from my lawyers. You forget, and you can take the guy out of Forest Hill. I mean, he lives in Forest Hill. You didn't take him out of Forest Hill. Or he can just leave him in Forest Hill. He currently lives on the bridal path.
Starting point is 01:06:59 He's out there. You're right. He probably is on the bridal path. His neighbors are probably like Larry Bergenstein. Literally. He he's probably chatting with those guys he lives on lawrence avenue east so he's so he lives in the bridal path in toronto like the jewish area essentially but also like those where like prince lived and like it's just like well there's a few of those guys but i bet yeah there's probably like you know the uh the singer of russia a few people like that yeah but he's also probably some guy who runs some huge hedge fund. He's probably, you know,
Starting point is 01:07:25 they're taking their kids for a walk. He's talking to them and he's like, you know, how's the hedge fund going? Are you all pretty good about this? He goes, how's your work going? Ah, you know,
Starting point is 01:07:32 I'm in this rap beef right now. It's just like the biggest song in the world calling me a pedophile. So it's not like great. And he's like, you know what you should do? You know, I had a similar situation
Starting point is 01:07:41 where my friend Jeff had a similar situation actually and we, uh... Where people were calling him a pedophile. People were Jeff had a similar situation, actually, and we... Where people were calling him a pedophile. People were calling him a pedophile down in Palm Beach, and we dealt with it quite expediently.
Starting point is 01:07:53 It was basically slap on the wrist, and I mean, some things did happen after the fact. Now I'd be able to... And Drake's like, now I'd be able to get the contact of this buddy of yours. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:01 He passed on, but... He passed on, but it is a way to handle the situation and you don't want to get your hands dirty, right? Hey,
Starting point is 01:08:10 I mean, I saw a tweet from Adam22 who's obviously a rap guy and he was essentially saying like, you know,
Starting point is 01:08:15 if- He's sort of a pro-drake side a little. Yeah, but he's also like, if even any of these things are true, like it doesn't need
Starting point is 01:08:22 to all be true, but he's like, if any of these things are true, it's a huge scandal. that are calling a conspiracy is stuff that everyone knows yeah like 100 rap labels and all not just rap all of these labels put a crazy amount of money into fake spins and plays yeah and like he's like that is well known yeah yeah and so i mean illusions
Starting point is 01:08:42 everything but they push it it's so outrageous sometimes right sure but again i don't know how much like you know i don't know how many like how bots are like causing you know every nba player to be like this is the best song and all that stuff you know like they're probably kind of fairly honest about it and that's probably like a lot of how it gets pushed to become even bigger and bigger well when these sure nine things are happening at the same time like if you do stock fraud and you also like if you have a stock portfolio where you go that's not going to explain why i made a billion dollars and you're just like well yeah you but you like did instant yeah you still do these yeah it's like it kind of it's it's the
Starting point is 01:09:18 question is can you prove any of this stuff well i think it would be discovery where you would come out and then how can the label prove that they i actually i would assume that someone has to pay for this i guess there's some culpable deniability where well they're just like he's just like okay we'll prove that there's all these bots and stuff i don't know i'm sure like they're not so stupid as to have an office in their building that's just like this bot farm like i'm sure there's some no what happens is you just hire a company and they put fake plays on your stuff no i understand that that's what i'm saying like is there some you know are they just like yeah we have credit card charge charges and you know no no this is what they say so they say oh no we hired a marketing company so they're like well oh is
Starting point is 01:09:58 that what they do what the fuck right you know what i'm glad you're telling me this yeah yeah thanks for letting us know this i'm glad i'm glad you're telling me this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks for letting us know this. I'm glad that you're... I'm glad you're telling me. We're calling you Aubrey. We're going to call you for the purpose of this lawsuit. We're going to refer to you as Aubrey. Yeah. So these people all do the scummiest stuff. I mean, at the end of the day, I don't know what's illegal or what's not.
Starting point is 01:10:19 It's all just kind of like a... You know, it's the same. You know, it's not the only thing that tries to prop up something and make it look famous like there's lots of things where you have it jammed down your face by hollywood or you know even the odd product or you know company you just have jammed down your face and you're just like like a girl from theranos you know yeah of course yeah it's not the best look for drake well yeah that's the part so do you think this is any way that drake comes out of this looking cool, or is this kind of everyone's going to make fun of him?
Starting point is 01:10:47 I think he's totally right, and he just wins this whole thing, I guess. You could be like, yeah, they're... Is it his label, too? Is he on the same label as Kendrick Lamar? Is it both UMG? That's what I thought. I thought the idea was you're like... So why would UMG want to do that, though?
Starting point is 01:11:00 They just don't like him? I guess they... Anti-Semitism? Is that what it is? Is this anti-Semitism? It has to be. Bad luck, UMG. I think probably anti-Semitism.
Starting point is 01:11:12 Let's see the Jew in charge of UMG. Let's see the UMG CEO. It's not UMGoy, that's for sure. No. UMG CEO Lucian Grange. One of my people. Famously. So there you go.
Starting point is 01:11:34 So there you have it. Let's do an early life check. Old Lucian. And he grew up Jewish family in North London. Well, that's that. So there you go. I mean, I don't notice things like that. Oh, I notice.
Starting point is 01:11:50 Yeah, you notice. Yeah. Well. I don't know. Just kind of interesting. Yeah. Now, I wanted to take us a quick spin here on this Reddit, which we looked at a few weeks ago, and I've been spending a decent amount of time on there.
Starting point is 01:12:05 there's, you know when they say there's gold in them hills? There's gold in them dumpsters, apparently. It's a dumpster diving subreddit. I, as you said that,
Starting point is 01:12:13 I didn't realize who I was dealing with because I thought we were gonna, I picked out a lot of ones where I'm just like, the funniest shit and then you were gonna be like, yeah,
Starting point is 01:12:21 that was a good score, right? Yeah. And I'm like, can you believe this person's finding eggs in a dumpster? And you're like, I know, right? One person was like, they're like, I found all these Ferrero Rochers in the dumpster. Because stores throw them out like a crate of them because they're the best. And here's the thing.
Starting point is 01:12:40 I'm a big like, me and the wife have, because if anything is past the best buy date or whatever, she just throws it out. And I'm just like, no. I'm like, you give it a couple days. I mean, here's the thing. A lot of things, you're like, it's just sniff test a lot of the times. You know, this is clearly fine. And this is, you know, it's like, this is just a suggestion. Yeah, sure.
Starting point is 01:13:02 Like, the best buy date is just a suggestion. And she's like, no, it's like, it's garbage. No, I give a week, give or take, depending on the item. Oh,. Yeah, sure. Like the Best Buy date, it's just a suggestion. And she's like, no, it's garbage. No, I give a weak give or take depending on the item. Oh, hell no, man. I eat some things that are fucking... Well, it depends on what it is. Like a canned goods? You're like, these things have been around for 10 years.
Starting point is 01:13:13 Canned goods don't have expiry dates. But I'm saying that, for example, like yogurt and milk, I usually don't push it too far. No, the thing with... Here's the thing. So yogurt and milk, like when they turn, they turn. It's very clear. Like they go like... It's like one day they're good one the next day they're bad there's no in between on yogurt and milk that's true yeah like milk like if you smell milk that's turned you're
Starting point is 01:13:34 like you smell it you're like holy shit this is bad but the day before it's fine i did for so anyways as you're seeing danny's part of the community well i might be now it's dangerous though well the funny part is it's mostly girls doing it i know but the thing is you don't realize the danger actually someone in the danger someone in one of them was like because they were the i don't know if you have the one where she got stuck yeah okay that one uh need tips on getting out of the dumpster yeah so dude there's and then in that thread, so this woman's like, because I guess when you get some of these big dumpsters or whatever. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:07 And then there was an article linked to, I don't know where it was, somewhere in the US where some woman went in a dumpster to go dumpster driving at like one in the morning and she's like rifling through the trash. And then a garbage truck showed up and just literally fucking emptied her into it. And they like couldn't find her body for like three days. Yeah. Well, she got crushed by the garbage truck. That's a bad way to die i get crushed in a garbage yeah and you're probably like oh my god like fucking kinder eggs look how many kinder eggs i found
Starting point is 01:14:33 the mother load before you die what's going on here and then you're just like trying to get out and you're like sal pal but it's like you know they're blasted not like us in the fucking cab they're like day now and then you're just like. Just get killed. Unless you go out because you just wanted some free Kinder Eggs. It is. It is an interesting because it seems like it's not even people that are just like homeless. It's these people that are almost, you know, probably like work as a barista or some shit like that.
Starting point is 01:15:00 It's like, you ever see like the TLC? What, Johnny? Yeah. It's like, it's like a culture. I mean, obviously some people are definitely like, they do this because they have to.
Starting point is 01:15:08 Yeah, but those people aren't posting in the Reddit probably. But like, if you're like a homeless person, you're probably not, you're not on Reddit. No.
Starting point is 01:15:14 Yeah. It's like, you know, you know the spots, but like, you know, on TLC, they have like those shows
Starting point is 01:15:17 where it's like, this is just like frugal people. Like, and some dudes like, yeah, I have a million dollars, but like, I literally like steal toilet paper
Starting point is 01:15:24 from the gas station. I love those guys. You know, they're like, I save like yeah i have a million dollars but like i literally like steal toilet paper from the gas station i love those you know they're like i save like two dollars and sixty cents a month kind of thing or whatever and they're just like but they're not poor by any strength they're like i have tons of money you're like i'm just like addicted to saving very respectable people yeah those that's a lot of the guy that takes his family uh to the buffet and then he forces them to only have like one kid's menu before the for the all eight family and the family that was their one outing for the week i love those guys respect the game right there what was it called the cheapskate show or something something like that yeah but they're like these two but i think that's a big thing with the dumpster divers they're like yo you know a store will just throw out like a fucking giant loaf yeah which
Starting point is 01:16:03 okay uh but yes it is mostly girls are having trouble the one you just said after a few months of diving I got brave enough to hop in last night to grab a few things that were in reach from from my grabber I use the metal hook lift up the bar the problem I couldn't get out
Starting point is 01:16:20 I've fallen in the dumpster and I can't get out I piled the cardboard boxes and full trash bags that Oh, that will work. Too soft. They just kind of crumble underneath your weight. This reeks of dumpster diving's not just for men anymore. That's not the only thing it reeks of. I'll tell you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:36 I'll tell you what. Dumpster diving's not just for men. I'm getting... Oh! Mm-hmm. You hear the truck come, you go, oh, boy. Oh, boy. Yeah. I'm assuming unfortunately they kept collapsing under my Then you hear the truck come You go oh boy Oh boy Yeah I'm assuming Unfortunately They kept collapsing
Starting point is 01:16:47 Under my weight After 20 minutes I uncovered a large piece Of metal duct And dragged it on top Of a pile of trash And cardboard So that's a real invention
Starting point is 01:16:55 Here's the thing though If you get out of that though You're like stuck And you're like You feel so alive At that point You do feel alive What a thrill that is
Starting point is 01:17:02 When you get to come back You finally make it Out of that dumpster. And you have your, you know, eating all your snacks and stuff. A few McDonald's half-eaten thing of fries. Well, that's where you're wrong, because they're not in there for that. They're going behind, like, a Walmart,
Starting point is 01:17:15 and they know, like, the days where, like, they just throw out all their shit. You're picturing they're getting, like, some chocolate bars and stuff. Yeah, they're just like, that's what one of the persons said, is they go, like, I go dumpster diving. I'm trying to convince my husband to join me in dumpster diving, but I don't know how
Starting point is 01:17:31 to tell him that I dumpster dive. And so then I'll give him, be like, oh, I got you a box of Ferrero Rocher, like a full one. And it never opened. Right? It's very suspicious. Right? And then the husband, she goes, the husband keeps saying, he's like, make sure you check
Starting point is 01:17:42 these Best Buy dates or whatever whatever because you're past the... Every single thing you buy. You keep buying me all these delicious snacks but they're all past their Best Before dates. What's going on here? You're not paying attention.
Starting point is 01:17:57 Everyone always wants my dumpstered food but they never want to go out and get it themselves. Without fail, every single living situation I'm in where I share
Starting point is 01:18:04 space with people, they always get really jealous of my dumpster dive goodies, but no one ever... So this is sort of like the Gary Vee of dumpster diving. Everyone wants to go to Valhalla, but no... Nobody wants to do the work. Everybody out there, y'all want to be rich.
Starting point is 01:18:20 You don't want to put in the work. I get up. I hustle. I grind. It is funny because you might want to almost... You start that grind. You put in the work I get up I hustle I grind It is funny Because you don't You might want to Almost You start that grind You're in the dumpsters You might want to Just take that grind
Starting point is 01:18:29 One step further Where now you're not Yes Potentially I'm crazy to say this But a job maybe Hey man That is a job
Starting point is 01:18:36 Walmart's just throwing away All this shit You know that The problem is What you said Because you're like That is a job But it's not a job
Starting point is 01:18:42 It's an identity It's a way of life Tough identity That's not a great identity This is who i am this is who i'll ever be i'm a diver and this is a diver life if you can't handle me then you can't handle us yeah and you go i guess you should leave you go i do live here i'm not gonna leave you go well you can't have any of my muffins so we've had a lot more cockroaches and rats since you started doing all this since this whole diving business started and you're wearing a cape it's really gone to your head yeah it's kind of a lot real sanitation issues very sanitation issues there's gross shit all over our house there's fucking you know 90
Starting point is 01:19:14 fucking month old croissants on the fucking mouse food basically yeah i remember when i was in high school there was a movie theater cineplex near my buddy's house and I remember we were like probably like 15 I think we had just got our driver's license maybe 16 and then I don't know
Starting point is 01:19:29 it was just like I will accept 14 year olds diving yeah yeah it wasn't even diving because we didn't go in but it was just like you had the snorkel on
Starting point is 01:19:37 no but it was like just hanging outside of this of this like dumpster or whatever or maybe it was beside the dumpster I don't remember
Starting point is 01:19:44 it was a giant like industrial. I don't remember. It was a giant, like industrial size trash bag of popcorn, right? Cause they had thrown out the whole movie theaters, popcorn at the end of the night. And then we took it and we brought it back to his house. And his mom was like, so fucking mad at us.
Starting point is 01:19:57 She's like, what are you doing? Where'd you get that from? We're like, we found it in the trash. She's like, throw that out right now. The popcorn thing reminded me of something.
Starting point is 01:20:05 She was so mad. We found it in the trash. She's like, throw that out right now. The popcorn thing reminded me of something I wanted to show you. She was so mad. It's so funny, though. Just show it. It was literally like, dude, it was like a six-foot-high trash bag. It was huge. And you're just like, can you walk in the door? You're like, Mom, quit your job.
Starting point is 01:20:25 I just found yellow gold. I mean, maybe the funniest part was like his family was so rich. So like we literally went back to like his parents mansion with a trash bag. Were you guys carrying it a two person carry? Like probably. Dude, my dad went to Taylor Swift and then he sent me a review. Oh, yeah. Want to hear the smooth Swift review? I didn't care for Justin Trudeau
Starting point is 01:20:46 handing out those friendship bracelets. He went with my stepsister. He goes, so Taylor Swift was interesting. One thing that bugged me, everything was double priced, like the popcorn, and the stuff was doubled
Starting point is 01:20:58 the normally ridiculous prices. Really? So Taylor Swift shows up and they just double the... So she really is doing number for the economy, though. Yeah. So basically, it was like popcorn was $25. I was bugging him. I was saying it was pretty funny that he went to Taylor Swift shows up and they just double the... So she really is doing number for the economy, though. Yeah, so basically it was like popcorn was $25.
Starting point is 01:21:06 I was bugging him. I was saying it was pretty funny that you went to Taylor Swift and your big problem was the popcorn. It's a popcorn family, man. Yeah, it wasn't like the fucking $1,200 nosebleeds. But the popcorn is... Apparently it's like $40 for a corn. He says it's all women and gays with the odd dad-daughter combo,
Starting point is 01:21:25 but like rare dad-daughter combo. It's majority women and gays With the odd dad daughter combo But like rare dad daughter combo It's majority women and gays Because it's so much money Single women and gays My buddy he was trying to get tickets For his wife and his daughter He's not going to be like oh maybe I'll just tack on an extra 25 hundo so I can join them
Starting point is 01:21:40 Yeah yeah yeah Almost all women and gays She says talented but writing songs That resonate with women They all seem to know the words And all sing them at the top of their lungs Wouldn't really go again My dad goes kind of the opposite of Bruce Springsteen
Starting point is 01:21:57 Bruce Springsteen for chicks kind of deal There you go The ultimate review is he wouldn't do it again Popcorn prices too high Taylor Swift had fucking Bruce Springsteen ticket prices She'd fucking kill herself There you go The ultimate review Is you wouldn't do it again Yeah I mean if she Popcorn price Dude if Taylor Swift Had fucking Bruce Springsteen Ticket prices
Starting point is 01:22:08 She'd fucking kill herself It is funny Sitting there Taylor Swift being like It's no Bruce Looking at his watch You go Your tickets were $2,000
Starting point is 01:22:17 I'll have a beer That'll be $85 You go Fucking Bruce Would fucking not let this happen Fucking Trudeau You're like mad at the prices Because of Trudeau And then he's mad at the prices because of Trudeau
Starting point is 01:22:25 and then he's just down there fucking dancing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be funny if he bought an $18 beer, or no, $35 beer, and then walked up to Trudeau dumping on his head. I guess that only cost me $35, huh? Thanks, you fucking turkey. I forgot that he was there.
Starting point is 01:22:43 Well, he says, one of my roommates is dead broke and hungry and refuses to go with me to get food for himself. But every time I come home, he asks for extras. Imagine dating a girl. And she was like, you'll never guess how fucking cheap my roommate is.
Starting point is 01:22:57 So I dig through the gumption for trash, right? And this fucking deadbeat wants to take, he doesn't even want to come dig for me. This guy's dead broke. Thinks he's above it. I'm living with a deadbeat. Do't even want to come dig for me this guy's dead broke I'm living with a deadbeat do they not know about food banks? I think you were right they like the thrill of it
Starting point is 01:23:13 I think there's some excitement it's like people who do the mine or whatever the metal detecting it's not like that though that's like an eccentric guy this is like more yeah it's what johnny said it is a little more of like an activist communist thing you know what i mean there's some there's a recycling element too yeah and there's some like weird thing about it but they go this is a weird one dumpster dive
Starting point is 01:23:37 in an adult store we were in clearwater florida on vacation and my adult daughter and her friend wanted to check out a gigantic warehouse full of adult toys, costumes, and paraphernalia. I was waiting outside for a while then I saw the dumpster. Well,
Starting point is 01:23:50 I found hundreds of dollars of sex toys. So she goes with her daughters to the sex toy shop. He goes all the way to the car and then while he's waiting there
Starting point is 01:23:59 his dumpster diving instinct kicked in. He paid for that whole trip probably. Found outfits for strippers, club wear. Everything was marked over $100. And I grabbed a box full of stuff and put it in my car. The problem is, everything I got was taken by my friend's family
Starting point is 01:24:17 and everyone who saw my heist. There was not one thing left. Everybody was good to go with working toys and wearable clothes. Everyone was happy. What was he going to do with them? Was he going to re-solve them? I guess he's saying he got home and it was a free fall for everyone. In what scenario?
Starting point is 01:24:34 Can you imagine going to your extended family gathering, your aunt showing up like, oh my God, a vibrate. We got a BDSM ball gig for Barb. We got a strap on For Mary Just take what you need Don't get greedy You're just going home Don't get greedy
Starting point is 01:24:52 Come on Fucking Bill's walking around With a fucking He's got the Santa costume on He goes Found this in a dumpster too Whoa Imagine you
Starting point is 01:25:00 He got a vibrator For your girl He goes She goes Oh where'd you get this Found it in a dumpster Yeah and she goes That's why he keeps keeps electrocuting me, I think. I think these are all recalled vibrators, because this thing keeps shocking me.
Starting point is 01:25:11 Found it in a dumpster. How does it feel? She goes, not bad, actually. So, but also, we've been trashing them, but dumpster divers live just like me and you, because pissed off dumpster heckler, I hit an apartment complex dumpster. In a few minutes, someone started yelling, hey, what are you doing in that dumpster? I decided I an apartment complex dumpster in a few minutes someone started yelling hey what are you doing in that dumpster i decided i would fiend ignorance if confronted anyways the guy is heckling them the moral of the story is they also get hecklers dumpster dumpster diver
Starting point is 01:25:35 destroys heckler he said it was it was an old black guy that was sitting on a chair two floors up and he kept yelling at him but he knew that he didn't come down. Yeah. You're just jealous. Husband thinks my new hobby is kind of gross and perpetuates living in an impoverished state of mind. So there's a lot of this. That's an abundance mindset.
Starting point is 01:25:59 Yeah, the husband who's not diving through the dumpster, I think, has an abundance mindset. No, no, no. The dumpster diver has it. Why? Because I think the husband is just like, yo, why can't we just buy stuff you go there's free shit everywhere you know so you think that's more the abundance mindset where you're just like literally god put stuff yeah you're like you're a fucking rube you go into a walmart you fill up your basket like a sucker chump you go check out your own shit
Starting point is 01:26:22 you know all that stuff Pay with your credit card With a man Would it be cash or paper or plastic No You get a sack You go dive in the dumpster And you fill that bad boy up Pull the worm out of the apple
Starting point is 01:26:38 Eat the apple You just cut off the edge of it Yes you're going to have to deal with some hecklers What profession Every great profession has to deal with hecklers? Actually, you know what? The Dave Chappelle thing. They did a thing.
Starting point is 01:26:53 Dave Chappelle takes unprecedented step to ban reporting at Bay Area show. Yeah. But the reason is. It says reporter. That's why it's so funny to me, right? So this reporter went to a show. And what happened was he did a show in san francisco and he goes no one has no one's allowed to have phones or whatever so
Starting point is 01:27:09 this guy who's a reporter brings his pen and a paper and then at the door they're like yeah you're not allowed to have a pen and paper and then he goes so he's in the thing watching the thing being like i'm trying to remember all this stuff so and then he leaves and he goes ah i'll write the article about how they took away my pen and paper. Had no problem writing the article. Yeah, he still said he was listing off things that Chappelle said during the show. Allegedly, you couldn't
Starting point is 01:27:33 do it on a pen or paper. Yeah, I don't know. According to your memory. Sure, sure. Which do I trust? I don't know. He was actually me and Lev were fucking getting drunk with Chappelle for a little bit at the cellar oh really nice
Starting point is 01:27:45 just telling him someone was asking him like what do you think of this bit and he was like never fucking ask no one nothing you know
Starting point is 01:27:51 yeah yeah we got a couple yeah yeah he's known to like to drink yeah it is a it is sort of a
Starting point is 01:28:00 fun life to just be like 50 and just like you know I think he lives in Ohio comes they come to fucking New York for a week every month and just like 50 and just like you know i think he lives in ohio comes they come to fucking new york for a week every month and just like party like yeah like if i imagine i went back to like toronto every you know once a week and just like did stand up every night and
Starting point is 01:28:13 party till 5 a.m woke up like pretty fun tough i mean it must be tough to on the body and just getting hammered every night when you know what I find that sometimes it's only my voice that gets it, but to some degree, partying gives you energy a little. You know? As long as you're sleeping enough and then you work out in the morning. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I guess he's still- It's only your voice that takes a bit of it.
Starting point is 01:28:37 Yeah, he's still pretty jacked, I guess. He's still pretty jacked. So if you're working out, if you're having fun, I think the only problem is it fucks your voice up. Yeah. But still, sleep can handle that. Anyways, that was the last of that. So if you're working out If you're having fun I think the only problem Is it fucks your voice up Yeah You know But it's still Sleep can handle that Anyways
Starting point is 01:28:48 That was the last of that But There's a dumpster heckler I have one more Does your partner Know you dumpster dive Do they consider it dirty Whatever
Starting point is 01:28:59 You get the idea People Oh you know what Maybe we'll do a few more On the page We're gonna be after We're gonna wanna do A couple more things
Starting point is 01:29:03 Before we move over there I will say I've been watching I watched this Pierce Morgan interview And then he has some guy on He went on a I just saw this clip where he goes on an interview And basically
Starting point is 01:29:17 He was talking about the woke mind virus And how it's you know Like you can't say anything And then I literally saw two seconds later a clip of him for asking someone to apologize for saying something. Oh, really? And it was just like, at first you could be like, oh, he's a hypocrite. But I was just like, no, this guy has like the perfect business model. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:34 He just like, he goes on the left wing shows and complains and then argues with them about left wing stuff. Then he goes on the right wing shows, complains about. Talking on both sides of his mouth. The guy's like a genius. If you actually remove any of what you think about whatever he thinks, you go, he sort of is like a marketing genius. For sure.
Starting point is 01:29:52 I mean, he's just at the end of the day, he just has a YouTube channel, right? Like this doesn't actually air anywhere on any sort of trip. And he sort of feels like he does have a TV show, right? Because he has like a studio that looks like a real proper TV show. It feels like he has like a TV show. Like he looks like a real proper TV show. It feels like he has a TV show. It does, I know. And he's a proper British commentator. I think his show was on TV somewhere in Britain or something.
Starting point is 01:30:10 I know. And then I was like, oh, no, this is just a YouTube show. He's just a guy on YouTube. Yeah. But he feels like he's not. Yeah, I know. Well, he was obviously a super mainstream TV guy forever. He had a show on CNN and all this stuff.
Starting point is 01:30:25 I wonder if he's making more money or less money now he may cry more money with the stupid 25 million dollar contract yeah dude I mean Rachel Maddow got her slash day yeah she still makes 25 mil I know I would have that money come from I mean where does it where I mean MSNBC still like I don't think print money but like I think there's. Do they have a printing press for federal printing counter for bills at MSNBC? Maybe. It's still Comcast, so I think Comcast, I know they're spinning it off, that whole, like, segment,
Starting point is 01:30:54 all these shows or channels they're spinning off, but. You listened to the Javier Millet thing, right? Yeah, it was good. It was very interesting, right? But the one thing, it is a little hard to get a read because of the thing we were saying before where, like the stats all lie because it's like obviously the media if you look at it they go because he's an interesting guy because he's one of the only guys and probably in my history that's like classic economic stuff he's like i love me sis he sounds
Starting point is 01:31:16 like a guy in a dorm room right yeah yeah but he sounds like a dorm room like first year college libertarian like back to basics really knows his stuff and then you one thing they're just like the economy's way worse than it's ever been and then they go to him and he was like we're uh up and he's got a bit of the trump thing where he's bigging it up but it is a little hard to get a read on he said like inflation was you know when he came in was like 17 000 or something and he like he's like after um but you know what do you what do you think's the best measure to actually look at to get to the bottom of who's right and who's like after a month or something. What do you think is the best measure to actually look at to get to the bottom of who's right and who's not? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:31:49 I mean, I'd say if you could just kind of, you know, you talk to people who actually live there. And I think- But even then, that's not true because they're all partisan. Like if you talk to a liberal, they're going to say Canada's amazing. If you talk to a conservative,
Starting point is 01:31:59 they're going to say Trudeau's doing a bad job. That's true. It's so partisan. Quality of life. I don't know how that's changed. Like you need to talk to somebody like on the ground to be like, so how different is it? doing a bad job that's true i guess quality of life i don't know how that's changed like you need to talk somebody like on the ground to be like so how different is it you need to find like a partisan i saw some people commenting saying like you know i'm argentinian and like he's doing
Starting point is 01:32:13 a great job i didn't i've seen both yeah i've seen both so you know 50 50 yeah it's hard to say because i mean you know obviously if you're one of those government employees of the 500 000 jobs that he just got rid of probably they're They're probably not like. Maybe like how their dollars doing is like one measure that it's hard to juke because that's people that aren't there. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:30 Yeah. Like investment in the country is hard to juke because it's like people that are, you know, outside of the country with no political involvement, like whether they're going to.
Starting point is 01:32:39 I think he said their GDP has gone up. So like per capita GDP. But there's, there's so messy with their inflation rates that it's hard to fucking know. I don't know how much of, yeah, if you remove the inflation, like...
Starting point is 01:32:51 Well, I mean, I'll tell you a couple articles of money that's being spent by government. Feds blew $267 million fighting misinformation under Biden. How'd that go? I think they got some of it. Yeah, they got some of it. They got most of it. It's like a some of it. They got most of it. It's like a fly swatter.
Starting point is 01:33:06 They just got some. Got some misinfo. How much of the misinfo do you think they got for the 300 mil? I don't know. It's like 10 or 11 misinformations? Yeah, we got some,
Starting point is 01:33:17 we knocked some tweets down. We got some community notes on some tweets, so that was a big win. Go into the Elon Musk committee and they're basically standing there and they go, you spent $300 million
Starting point is 01:33:26 to get rid of misinformation. What'd you get? And you're just like, look at this. And they put like one tweet up of a guy and you're like, got that taken down. What does it say?
Starting point is 01:33:35 Michelle Obama has a dick. Yeah. It goes there. So that's not up anymore. That is misinformation. The U.S. State Department held therapy and listening sessions for government employees
Starting point is 01:33:44 who were upset about the election results. Again, do whatever you want. Taxpayers should not be paying for you to do therapy. No, I mean, that's the thing. And, you know, that's kind of what Elon and Trump, this is like, they just have these insane, but dude, there's so many federal buildings in, you know, all over the country that are basically vacant.
Starting point is 01:34:01 That's a crazy one. Yeah, that's right. But basically, that's what I'm bringing up. Do you have any other good ones? Because I know that they've been listing off things where you go same with the immigration stuff where they're just like well how do you start you're like we'll start with getting rid of the people that are actually criminals because everyone can agree with that and you go what are you going to get rid of the government you go what's the most egregious waste
Starting point is 01:34:17 of money they were like make everybody come back to work there's like this huge like over 10 percent of the federal workforce works from home and so they're basically like we're gonna make them all come back to work so they actually have to do anything and then well there's gonna be essentially like we're gonna make them all come back to work in the office and 20 i'll quit right now they go all these people will quit and they go boom that's a good example that's a good idea yeah save tons of money right there because oh that's such a good way to although i don't know if those people will quit because you know generally government jobs are so cushy where you're like you'll be like fuck i like, fuck, I guess I got to go back to work.
Starting point is 01:34:46 What, I'm going to go work in the private sector and actually work? They might just protest. That's what they're doing in Canada. They wanted them to go back into work three days a week and they were literally like, they finally got up. I'll tell you, they got off their ass for that. They started protesting. US State Department had therapy sessions.
Starting point is 01:35:03 The Pentagon failed the seventh audit in a row, unable to fully account for the $1 trillion budget, essentially. Yeah, they can't. They had no idea where it was going. They had like a fucking
Starting point is 01:35:13 crazy Ponzi scheme going on there. Oh, my God, dude. No idea. Oh, it's a guy basically being like, hey, where'd all that money go? It's a guy's fucking,
Starting point is 01:35:20 you know, like money, dollar bills are coming out of his thing. He coughs out a dollar bill and he goes, honestly, we run a tight ship over here you gotta throw something in the trash can it's just full of money you go oh that's where i left that oh guys briefcase falls a bunch of money comes out he's gonna he takes his hat off and his coins are coming out i mean they they've been talking i mean that was famously like the day i think it was the day before 9-11 actually
Starting point is 01:35:44 they did this big Pentagon budget thing and they were just like, we can't account for all this money. Like it was like, I don't know if it was trillions or something like that. It was like something like that. But like I've heard the other side of it
Starting point is 01:35:57 where they're like, it's not like they literally can't account for it. Like where it's like missing. They're just like their accounting is so convoluted that like, you know, you can get a team of a million auditors and they're just like, it's just convoluted that like you know you can get a team of a million auditors and they're just like it's just so hard to unwind and figure it out and like it's theoretically can be done but they're like their system in place is so fucked up that
Starting point is 01:36:15 they're just like they just throw up their hands yeah i guess don't even know where to start like because then they're like we don't really know this technically sort of came from ours but it sort of came from this other budget yeah and they have all these like probably black yeah but that's probably like somewhat by design yeah for sure or it was just bureaucracy where you're like they just never were accountable and so they're just like yeah just like do this and you go how's that gonna work out you go like they'll figure it out like at one day someone else someone else will figure this out and we'll just do this. That's the generous version. The not generous version is this guy's, they're slipping and sliding down piles of money.
Starting point is 01:36:50 I mean, it's possible that they're just stealing. You know how people say tip your landlord? Tip your arms dealer. Like the federal government's showing up to Raytheon and they're like, you know what? We're going to want one missile. And he's like, all right, that'll be a million dollars. He's like, keep the change. You know what I mean? You work hard. What's a couple bucks between friends, you know what? We're going to want one missile. And he's like, all right, that'll be a million dollars. He's like, keep the change. Yeah, keep the change.
Starting point is 01:37:05 You know what I mean? Fucking, you work hard. What's a couple bucks between friends, you know? Honestly, you work really hard. So, you know, there's 20% just a little, that's a little something for you. Buy something for the wife. Tipping your arms, dealer. Yeah. So, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:37:22 They also did the Freedom Convoy thing. The guy, Pat King, he was found guilty for the trucker protest. But he's actually going to jail. But it's funny because you get charged with mischief. Yeah, Canada's J6. But it's funny because you get charged with mischief. Literally, his whole crime is just inciting honking. It's literally what it is.
Starting point is 01:37:41 It's like he created a coordinated network of trucks to honk at the same time. Listen, I get if you were blocking the streets, just like the same as the climate protesters. If you go block streets, like, I don't know. Yeah, it should be something. The honking, I don't know if you should be in jail for honking. But if you block streets or like bridges and stuff like that, and people are trying to like go somewhere and you block the streets, I mean, yeah, some sort of crime i mean i don't know the fucking tons of people do the problem is it's the problem is justice because it's two-tier yes two-tier cure
Starting point is 01:38:11 and two-tier true dear true dear well it's just like yeah some people do it and they go it's fine and some people do it and you go that's a crime now there you go you go yeah listen i'm fine but you want to give this guy a mischief thing then do whatever you want but you're gonna have to slap some palestine guys with mischiefs. And you go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Not doing that. Yeah, I think that's probably the only moral. It's like, listen, if you're going to block roads, they should be able to slap you or something.
Starting point is 01:38:37 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, make it a crime for everybody to block roads, regardless of who they are. They go, sure. The honking. I don't know if you should get the car. Maybe a noise complaint for the honking. It should be a ticket, maybe. Yeah, give the truckers a ticket. The people who are doing the honking, I don't know if you should get the car Maybe a noise complaint for the honking Maybe a ticket maybe Yeah, give the truckers a ticket
Starting point is 01:38:47 The people who are doing the honking, give them a ticket A couple hundred buck ticket, yeah Maybe pay for the therapy of the people who still hear the honking Yeah, to me blocking roads is the only thing that really Remember the guy who was like I still hear phantom honking Who lived in the area And he's like, I still hear it
Starting point is 01:39:02 It's like his nom I can still hear the honks you know what was crazy uh just on the topic of uh governments and militaries there was an article south korean man dodged the draft by binge eating attaboy that's not a bad one hey attaboy so yeah there's a certain amount of uh weight i think you were over 250 you something he just like doubled basically doubled his weight in between his like test or whatever. You know what I was thinking actually on the way here? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:32 You ever see like a chick from behind and you're kind of like. And then it's a dude? And then it's. Yeah. You see a chick from behind and you're just like that looks pretty hot. And then you see her face and it was Asian and you're like less impressed impressed do you know what i'm talking about they're all skinnier yeah i think that's the reason because it's like asians are generally not fat and because of that they don't get the credit for it because you know what i mean like also if you see like it's it's rare that you
Starting point is 01:40:01 see someone that much right so if you see a girl with like a smoking body and then you see her, it's Asian, you're kind of like, yeah, you all, you guys are all in pretty good shape. Right. You know, I mean, yeah. Whereas if you see, yeah. The more annoying thing is literally like, because it doesn't happen in an insignificant amount of time
Starting point is 01:40:17 where you're just like, oh, and then it's just a guy. You have that happen? All the time in this city. I mean, it'll be like trans or whatever, but you go, ah. And then you hear their voice and It's like I mean it'll be like trans or whatever But you go Then you hear their voice And it's like God please
Starting point is 01:40:28 You go fuck That's happening to you a lot huh? Yeah You might want to start Listen I don't I tell you From a distance You go that's a nice one
Starting point is 01:40:37 And then you go that's it man Maybe I honestly And I'm not even just trying to be funny right now Yeah I don't really think I've had one of those. Because you probably don't even realize they're men. You're saying that I went to the finish.
Starting point is 01:40:52 Yeah, that's not bad. Whereas you just somewhere along the lines. I'm now at the point where I don't trust anything I see. You go, that girl's pretty hot. You go, or is she? And then you go try to fucking grab her hair. You go, all right, I was correct. You are hot. Sorry, carry on. You have, or is she? And then you go try to fucking grab her hair. You go, all right. I was correct.
Starting point is 01:41:06 You are hot. Sorry. Carry on. You have a beard. Yeah, you're fucking rubbing her face. Well, you could do it. It's like, I checked you out, just making sure there's nothing. See the throat. See the Adam's apple.
Starting point is 01:41:15 You're just walking up to a girl and fucking touch her Adam's apple. Yeah. Just want to make sure. I don't want to do anything gay over here. I'm telling you, it's kind of ruined being a perv. I don't know if that's been happening to me as much as you man because you don't investigate it has been i'm telling you i gotta be honest like me and johnny had a couple yesterday it's like it really isn't the biggest surprise to me my mind's not been blown up by these as much as you yeah ryan's very laissez-faire about this where he just goes hey i don't want some
Starting point is 01:41:43 people just don't want to know ryan some people just don't care to find out the idea is like ah fantasizing about it with all of that whereas i'm sitting there being i cranked into a dude oh it's like you what percentage are you tricked by i'm not well it's four no well no no it's still lower than I mean, you see a million people in the city. It's always just like lower. You're saying from behind. From behind. You're walking behind, and it just looks like a hot chicken address. And you go, oh, not bad.
Starting point is 01:42:14 And then you get up, and you walk by, and you go. Broad shoulder, though. No, I'm telling you. They're not, because sometimes they're Asian. Asians can get you. Yeah, man. I'm telling you. It happens a lot.
Starting point is 01:42:25 A lot? Maybe I don't know about a lot. A lot. Danny's saying like four times a day. Enough where it's just like it's ruined me for the real ones. I don't trust anything. You don't trust. You don't know what to believe.
Starting point is 01:42:36 You like a tall girl, too. You're not always tall. I'm not ogling like the ones that, you know, you like a tall one. You like a broad shoulder. You like a real linebacker right there. So that's why you're probably. You're not even always tall. I'm not ogling like the ones that, you know, you like a tall one. You like a broad shoulder. Real linebacker right there. So that's why you're probably not even always tall though. I'm not really ogling those ones. I don't even ogle anybody
Starting point is 01:42:51 anymore because fucking half of them are dudes. My ogling days are over. Liberal New York City ruined it for me. You had to stop ogling because you can't trust your dick. Nothing. No more ogling for me It's been ruined Well anyways
Starting point is 01:43:06 I think a girl's in really good shape And then she turns out She's just Asian So we both have our problems We both have our problems Well in my case She's also Asian I'm out here being like
Starting point is 01:43:14 This girl's in like I'm like this I'm like this girl's in the top 10% of fucking chicks For her like You know like And then you see Asian You're like
Starting point is 01:43:22 Probably average Yeah probably average Asian Like literally average weight then for her race. Yeah. I feel you. I feel you, especially if you see, you know, all right. We all have our own cross to bear. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:35 We're dudes. Okay. You got a fucking cross in your pants, man. Yeah. you gotta fucking cross in your pants man yeah but on the topic of creeps one thing the one thing that it's because i was talking about the activist uh with the tits yeah and then also one the jokes that i've been saying forever former gynecologist from norway is on trial 87 women he worked been recording women for 12 years i have been screaming from the rooftops the same way that you're screaming. He's doing a lot more than recording them.
Starting point is 01:44:07 He was putting all sorts of weird shit in them. Yeah, but some of the girls were kind of like, I didn't think it was normal for this doctor to put a shampoo bottle in me. Yeah. Some of the girls you are just like, are you fucking crazy? Yeah, like crazy. What do you mean? Some of the girls are like, you put a deodorant in me?
Starting point is 01:44:24 6,000 hours Worth of evidence Where he recorded Sensitive detailed Gynecological experiments With patients And their consent Or knowledge
Starting point is 01:44:31 I mean I've been saying Forever that there's Nothing creepy Like male gynecologists Is just 60 years ago Where there was no Female doctors
Starting point is 01:44:38 Is one thing But now it's like It's just the creepiest Thing to be like You have to finish Medical school And you go What job do you
Starting point is 01:44:44 Want to focus on And you go what job do you want to focus on you go pussy who's my man who's my man you know you're saying no he's gyno mangle over here doing all these weird experiments and then here is a healthy vagina noise brad you just gotta stop calling out in class So it's just a weird thing to want to do. Yeah. But this keeps happening. Do you remember the one that was, the guy was, they found out that he was not actually licensed
Starting point is 01:45:13 to be a gynecologist and he was doing them in his garage. Yeah, I mean, not to victim blame, if you're going to see your guy now in his garage. The garage. And he has a sliding scale pricing But this happens all the time There's all these kind of creep guys
Starting point is 01:45:29 I mean this guy thinks he has the perfect scam He was like so wait girls come into my office Get naked Ask me to touch them And then they pay me Yes please That's what this guy is saying And it's crazy
Starting point is 01:45:44 They started investigating him in like 2004 Or something Yes please That's what this guy is saying Yeah And it's crazy For fucking years Yeah like they were like They started investigating him In like 2004 or something And then they're like It didn't It took him 18 years To actually like
Starting point is 01:45:51 Bring charges against him So this guy's like The Kaiser Sosa Of like Gyno pervs man Not anymore yet 6,000 hours Of like all these girls
Starting point is 01:45:58 Another woman reported She had gone to The general practitioner For a sore throat Before an evasive examination Took place She was asked to strip To practitioner for a sore throat before an evasive examination took place. She was asked to strip to her underwear, which she felt was odd, but I thought he's my doctor, so I did as he said. Now, again, if you go, hey, I got like a frog in my throat.
Starting point is 01:46:16 I've been feeling like maybe I have strep throat. He goes, yeah, take your pants off. Let's check it out. You go, hmm. It is crazy the extent. He goes, we practice a more holistic approach here so we're gonna have to check everything out just to make sure he's playing bongos on her ass you can't rule anything out you know yeah and apparently he was like putting stuff in them like yeah it's you know
Starting point is 01:46:36 taking a freaking chocolate bar and like putting it in there and stuff like that you know it's crazy unprofessional the women who testified had counts of invasive Gynecological exams And many claimed that he gave them An abdominal massage So he finishes they're lying there naked And he's giving them a massage and stuff like that Fucking creeps
Starting point is 01:46:56 You know girls I think that maybe people in general Maybe more women I don't know but it's like People in positions of authority can get away with a lot. Especially doctors because people are just like, you just told her like, yeah, that's a doctor.
Starting point is 01:47:10 I don't think you would with me, man. If I had a female doctor and she was like, okay, we're going to have to get it hard, blah, blah, blah. I would probably know that, oh, this girl's frigging trying to jerk me off. I might let it happen.
Starting point is 01:47:21 I might let it, I still might let it happen, but I will be conscious of like i know what you're doing yeah i'm not an idiot yeah so you have a sore knee uh i'm gonna have to fist your ass just to see well that i'd stop yeah if she's trying to get near the fucking if you tried to get near the back side i go stop stop pause pause stay up front. But you know, here's one thing, you never really hear it the other way around, right? You never hear about, you know,
Starting point is 01:47:50 a female doctor that was just coming in jacking off dudes right and left. No, no, never. Trying to get the poison out. That's the way she put it. Yeah, there's a bit of poison in there, so I'm just gonna manually get it out. If I could give one piece of poison in there, so I'm just going to...
Starting point is 01:48:05 I'm just going to manually get it out. If I could give one piece of advice to any of the women that are watching, is do not... What are you doing with a male gynecologist? Yep. Yep. You're asking for it.
Starting point is 01:48:15 The most quote-unquote professional of them in the world is still... He's making note, you know? Unless you're disgusting. Yeah. Which he's also making a note. He's still looking. Yeah, he has his favorites.
Starting point is 01:48:27 He has 100% his favorites. He has his favorites for sure. That you show up on his schedule and he has a little extra pep in his step that day. Yeah, he goes, normally they're like, yeah, we need to reschedule every six months. But for some reason you're every three months, you know? Yeah, yeah. Why? And you get a couple, and he comps you.
Starting point is 01:48:44 Yeah, he's got you. Your gynecologist is comping you Big red flag Because that was on the house You're like He's got you on auto review On auto renew Yeah
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