The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Hollywood More Like HollyBAD

Episode Date: May 14, 2021

Ryan's confrontation with the homeless, Elon Musk, Twitter is comedy HR, and Mathew Perry gets OUTEDDDD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

And you can tell our friends, and they can have my things when we're dead. But we're gonna live forever. But we're gonna live forever. And you can tell our friends. Boys cast. First podcast exclusively for the boys. This episode's titled, I already decided, Hollywood? More like Holly Bad.

So, I mean, you know, do what you want with that information. Corona pro tip, out of the gates. And, because it's going to be the mostly Hollywood episode, Hollywood more like Holly bad. I mean, you know, do what you want with that information. Corona pro tip out of the gates. And because it's going to be the mostly Hollywood episode. There's lots of this pro tip. Wear a mask. Pro tip. Imagine Ryan's is total.

Total 180. Everybody just make sure to wear your masks. Mask up. So I found out. And this is, you know, this is sort of the beat on the street that there's going to be that they're going to start giving away things for vaccinations. Like, no, you went and you just got your Dunkin' Donuts or whatever. I didn't even get Dunkin' Donuts. They were saying Krispy Kreme, apparently.

Well, basically, they're saying that they're going to be giving away. I'm banned from Krispy Kremes, actually. People don't really know that, but I'm banned from Krispy Kremes all over America. What happened? Dumpster diving. They're going to be giving away. So, you know, there's a lot of rubes that are out there just getting vaccines willy-nilly without getting anything yeah and basically they're gonna start

giving away free uh yankees tickets and all sorts of different stuff yeah that's the thing that you don't realize that that's coming giving away they i was watching the news this morning and they're giving away um i think in different boroughs you get a one-week metro pass like so you go to the station the train station, go get, take your train. And like, we'll just stick you with this needle. And in exchange,

we'll give you one week free riding the subway as much as you'd like. So I think I'm going to hold out for something bigger. I'm looking for maybe a thousand dollar value is what I'm waiting for. But we'll see, we'll see what gets the sparkle of my eye as a free agent. Danny jumped in there, hook line and fucking say, can you get it through the wool on my arm?

First off, there's no fucking... Is there a needle that can get through my wool? First off, there's no registry for any of this shit. So literally, if you're willing to get 10 vaccines, you could get fucking Yankees tickets, Mets tickets. If you're going to be that guy, you could really. There is going to be a lot of people who are going to be like, I'm going to get every free thing and literally have 20 doses of fucking COVID vaccine just coursing through my blood.

Hey, so do you think that if, okay, so say that you're like. Dangerous experiment, by the way, because like, it's not like the Mets are tracking who's getting Yankee tickets. That's what I'm saying. And there are people. You go from town to town just collecting stuff. That could be a full-time job if you find out a way. But like someone's going to take 50 doses of the fucking vaccine yeah that's gonna be the experiment probably you just for safety reasons nothing

to do with the thing you know i'm actually good on the yankees tickets but the uh i told you my mom's and dad both of them have been like are you gonna you better get it i go listen i don't need this right now i go i'm like literally i work 12 hours today i'm leaving for the weekend again tomorrow i'm just like so busy. I don't need to be sick. I think they're in Canada. So their element too is they're like, we would love to get this. That's kind of what they're saying.

There's a bit of that. There's a bit of that. Yeah. It's like, it's like, you know, the eat your meal. There's kids in Africa starving. There's kids in Canada starving. Eat your food. That's definitely what they think.

But I go, listen, do whatever you want. I don't need to be hassled by you right now. I'll get when i get it and i said i go i'm not i haven't been actively specifically against that you go i'm just a busy person i understand you guys are all locked in your house everyone's chilling and i mean i will say i will say that i'm about to get paid a thousand dollars to do this yeah i i'm starting to think maybe ryan's afraid of needles actually because i don't love them you keep saying that uh i was gonna say because you keep saying you're like oh it's such an inconvenience you can literally just go walk into any cvs it's an inconvenience within 10

dude like longer than it probably takes you to like pick out a new thing and i will once cvs gives me my adequate uh i mean they will be giving people just straight up 25 cvs gift cards that's not gonna do it for me at this point. That might have got me five weeks ago before I knew that the bigger rewards are about to come. Yeah. So, but. I do feel hosed because I got it like right. On top of that.

And the thing is, I got it mostly so I could go to a Yankees game. I wanted to go to the Yankees. I know that was your thing. Yankees Jays. So it's like another. You're happy with that. No, but I'm saying now they're giving away the tickets. Yeah, you got fucking hosed, bud.

And they have the unvaccinated section. You're a mark. You were a mark. Fucking Rube. They saw you from a mile away. I know. If you... Moderna saw me

from a goddamn mile away. If you jerk off to a girl that now turns into a guy... Yeah. And they... Because, you know, if you're trans now, you say,

listen, I was always a woman. Yeah. So, like Caitlyn Jenner, for example now you say listen i was always a woman yeah so like caitlin jenner for example is like i was always a woman right so if you're if you're a trans man and you were always a woman and you had sex with a girl or jerked off to a girl that turns into a trans man that was always so you're saying if me like if you jerked off to a girl she says i was always a man no she's she's a man now she's a man now. She's a man now. And always was a man, Daniel. Right. So was she a man when you fucked her? Oh, when I fucked her?

Are you gay? I will, you know, not to blow smoke up my own ass, but I've seen, and no offense, but a lot of times the women who transition from women to men are like butch lesbians anyways. Sometimes. Most of the time, I feel. What about the girl from Juno? Yeah. For example. She was was fine i did actually fuck her but if did you spank it to her that's the real question no you were too busy spanking it to michael cera when you're watching yeah i'm more of a michael cera guy

but that's what i'm saying though because they're go i was always a man remember that time that we had sex yeah i was a dude then too that's it that's i'm loving the idea of people that had sex with people that become trans and they were, didn't you have a buddy? We're talking about a friend. Who was it? Who was like girlfriend was non-binary.

And then you're like, I have a million friends that their girlfriends are non-binary or whatever. Like gay. So, okay. Even before I get into Holly bad, I've literally become, okay.

So the homeless thing outside of my house, it really is that thing where everyone has an opinion on something and then they don't have to deal with it. Of course. So literally, they started a market. There's a market outside of my house that wasn't there when I moved here. Good deals, by the way, if you're looking for it. Terrible deals if you want one, two shoes of different sizes.

An open bag of lentils. They legitimately- Literally like open bag of lentils taped. The guy was selling bags of milk. He had a bag of milk on his fucking table and it was in the summer she's had a bag of milk there so they they've uh it's the same thing that's happening in whatever uh austin and all those places i mean vancouver had this forever the heroin market they don't have what i have we're legitimately outside of my house and not even outside of your house

outside of your bedroom outside of my bedroom these a bunch of people have moved in structures. Yeah. So now they've set up an entire tent situation. Yeah. And they stay there at night. And every night they throw a party. Well, because they have to guard the spot. That's the reason.

Yeah. There's a real interesting thing happening. It's nuts. They got this spot. And then the police probably at first gave them a hard time the police were probably like please have stand down that's what i'm saying de blasio's like we have to stand down we got to define their spot now yeah so they go hey the police and so at first it was a table and then they're like because even like you know a month ago it's just a table and then they're like oh the police is not bothering us

it rains sometimes let's get a fucking like tarp even though that would would have been like, Oh, a tarp is a pretty big move. You're not supposed to be here to begin with. Now you're like tying shit down to the, like, you know, tying shit down. They have, yeah,

they have like, you're putting a shelter. Yeah. They have a big shelter. And which I go. So anyways, the moral of the story is I've had to go down two nights in a row. And now I'm the guy yelling at people to stop.

So these guys play a Dr. Dre song and they played it on loop at 2 a.m for 45 minutes the exact same sounds like you're dealing with like an 18 year old version of yourself like like if it was like some skateboard punk kid you'd come down be like ah but they're not i know partying i know they're doing i don't know what they're up to and i said to the guy i'm like they just party different i literally go up i go what are you doing what is this yeah why are you you're playing the same song over and over i go listen you're obviously you've set up shop outside of our house and you sell stuff free of rent like this guy's paying three thousand for his store you have a store essentially right beside that

you're paying for free no one likes it yeah you know the cops are here it's like the lee all you have to do to not really piss everyone off is not be blasting music at three. Are they all like, all right, grandpa, sorry to hurt your buzz. We're just trying to fucking hang out and sell some expired toothpaste. They were basically, to be honest, the guy was receptive of it, but changed nothing. He goes, honestly, we're so sorry. It's like, no, we're not trying to bother people here because they don't want the cops to keep coming and kicking them out but you know the cops don't give a shit so i'm literally like okay and i go dude there's a million people in this

building everyone's already super pissed off at you guys and i go what do you what is the point of blasting music at 2am you're just sitting here you need to hear this dr dre song 19 times what is this how many of them were there well this guy's barely i don't even know if he's homeless yeah he's just that's the thing it's the american businessman yeah it's the american dream he's like he's literally probably was scouting spaces like locations all over the city it's reverse gentrification yeah until he becomes so rich that he goes and opens his own storefront he owns up his own but then someone someone else does that to him but my point is that it is that thing. Newman, the guy who works at your bodega, he was that one time.

He hates it. He's a game-recognized. Yeah, he must hate it the most. Oh, he's not happy about it whatsoever. Imagine they start selling fucking bagel-licking cheeses out of that table. He's telling me. He goes, yeah, more people need to call the cops. We call the cops.

They won't do anything. So it's one of those things. But you see this over and over again. people need to call the cops we call the cops they they won't do anything so it's one of those things but you see this over and over again it's that old thing where people um you know they they live in gated communities talking about crime and all that stuff it really is you go some of the people that are on the internet talking about shit it's like i would love for them all the people that are like the cops should stand down and not do i would love you know what i should do is do that thing where you put them and you go listen I've got a sick spot

For you guys And then I bring I bring these people And then I bring these people Hold on You just You just worry about

Your own thing It wasn't clipping Well it's more the It's the headphones That are clipping Oh okay But I want to take these guys And bring them

To one of these People's houses You know that thing It's like the whole Yeah like everybody's like We're going to bring in Some refugees And we're going to Get them to one of these people's houses you know there's like the whole yeah like everybody's like we're gonna bring in some refugees and we're gonna get them to live at your house but i should pay each of them 500 bucks yeah well i first i need to find out who's what person decided that they're allowed to do this well i don't nobody decided that they're allowed to do this it's the classic like you know to like give a finger you know take an arm or

whatever i know it's like they just straight up someone was like hey we're gonna like put a little The classic, like, you know, give a finger, take an arm or whatever. It's like they just straight up, someone was like, hey, we're going to put a little towel down and sell some baubles. And they're like, oh, no one's bugging us. Someone else comes. And it's almost like The Sims, you know? It just grows and then. It just puts you in this insane situation because you go, what should I do? Is everyone in this, you know, that lives here, absorbent at rent, is everyone just supposed to say well i don't sleep anymore i guess yeah you go 3 a.m monday night i just that's not like the

taxes are low literal torture they use in fucking in war yeah they literally but it's like you're paying for the police here but again it's just the police are like look we've been defunded i don't know what to tell you man you fucking shouldn't have marched that's my point it's like it's always these people that fucking doesn't affect them of course i mean nobody's really making stinks about the people would just say like hey you know new york like this is new york is such a hustler city too like i don't think this really i would respect them i said to that i go listen i'm i'm down like respect you guys until it's but i go fe i'm i'm dead like respect you guys i go you can do this but i go fearing with me but no i was fine with it interfering with me during the day it's

a pain in the ass there they yell at everyone that goes by i go whatever that's just part of the game i go you do not need to be blasting the same song full blast when you're standing there by yourself sitting in a chair at three have youm. Have you considered stink bombs? What are you doing? Stink bombs? Well, I'm going to have to retaliate. I have no other option. Fart spray? I'm boxed into a corner.

This could be like a good kids movie where you have to fucking take down the bullies at the street stage. I am going to have to put fart bomb stuff in a water balloon. I have no choice. I'm boxed into a corner. I guess I just have to move. That's the only option.

You go, well, those belong to this but i mean like this house this area belongs to them now and i just have to move you're literally next door to a building that like has apartments that i don't think there's an apartment under a million dollars in them what's your point well just like you know and not everybody's gonna move like people are like spend a lot of money to live in this area yeah and they own them and it's like it's not so easy to just be like you know you rent but you rent, but you just pack up and move. I am about to pack up and move. Yeah.

My options are limited. I mean, yeah. And your bed is as close to, like, the outside wall. Like, your whole thing is fine. It's a mess. It's a mess. But, okay. So, there was a lot of different Hollywood stuff going on this week that i want to talk about and the first thing was um and it was you know a week

ago but i just wanted to get into a quick bit of an article that they talked about the elon musk thing yeah because i i think there was you know just a plethora of bad takes coming from the musk thing right and left right and before kind of the thing that i was, you know, when I was chewing the fat on this issue, I think one of the biggest problems is that... You like the Wario sketch? I'll tell you before I even say that then, I know that you hated it. And I don't think, you know... The Mars sketch was good.

I'm not saying good or bad. I go, I get if you like Elon Musk. It is funny to watch this billionaire. I mean, I do like Elon Musk. It is funny to watch this billionaire. I mean, I do like Elon Musk. It is interesting to watch this billionaire dude who's Elon Musk dress up like a Wario. I mean, there was something interesting about that, whether it was funny or not or whatever.

I do like Elon Musk for the record. Okay, so it's interesting to watch. But I go, the problem with everyone kind of putting so much reverence on SNL and these places, they're just these kind of corporate comedy places. And I think part of the issue with everything right now is, especially with comedy, right?

It started that it was the jester that could say anything that they wanted to because they're this low status thing. That guy's so low, he could come on and say what everyone thinking. Wear a fucking barrel around town. Wear a barrel around town. But then it's like these jobs, it started to become, you basically have all the Harvard graduates come. And they become these prestigious positions, like the prestige involved with working at this NBC corporate job. You work for General Electric.

And then once you're involved with that, it's like now you can you can't just well now you don't just get to say anything you're this high you know you're essentially the the the highest uh order of you know public servant almost in a lot of ways right yeah so it's i think that people just like always look at this and even when they're saying like this is shit and this you go what do what do you, that's what it is. You know what I mean? So I think with the Elon Musk thing, it's the comedians thinking they're so important is so much of what's going on with everything and everyone that's out there, uh, you know, being like, it's up to us to save the world and all these people. And you go, you're a fucking clown.

Yeah. You know, your job should be worthless. And because you no longer think you're a clown, you're not even good at that anymore. No. That's the thing. Because you think your clown position is important, now you suck at being a clown and a politician.

Yeah, yeah. Now you suck at both. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, you got to assume that these guys are like, you know, they read Twitter. They're all on Twitter.

Like, they see what people think of it. Yeah, and I'm sure that, you know, your average, maybe your average person still watches it. It's the Skinner. It're all on Twitter. Like, they see what people think of it. Yeah, and I'm sure that, you know, your average, maybe your average person still watches it. It's the Skinner. It's the Skinner fucking movie.

And then on top of that... No, the kids are wrong. Yeah, the kids are wrong. Whenever you have anything that kicks, you know, kind of kicks all the interesting people out, it's like, yeah, that's who you're left with

is the people that play the game. It's like anyone that wouldn't play ball can't be involved in these institutions, whether that's writing for Colbert, whatever. Any of one of these big institutions, you can only really get in now if you play ball. And when you only think people that play ball, especially in arts, you essentially create a bureaucracy, which doesn't work very good for fucking art. No. Art doesn't work very good for fucking art. No. Art doesn't work good when it's bureaucratic. And they're also trying to capture the thing they once were, which was didn't have those rules about it.

Like, you know, everybody, like I'm sure they were never like that in like, you know, the 90s. Well, they were the reaction to the other show. Exactly, exactly. At one point they were like, hey, we're going to not be, we're going to be the cool kids to that corporate show. It's a theme that happens all the time. It's like the counterculture becomes the mainstream,

but they still think they're the counterculture. That is exactly. SNL is like, we're the counterculture. You're like, you guys are not. Yeah, and maybe some of them don't. And I think that some of the people at SNL, when all this Musk stuff was going on, some of those people were kind of going on being like, I mean, yeah, I don't know what the hoopla is like we don't care musk also it's like what a fucking

shrewd decision he's like it's probably the most watched episode in how long yeah 100 yeah and you said that uh robin hood kind of screwed everyone again did that happen uh on they just had another out yeah they had a doge coins thing they They love screwing people over. But this wasn't like with the GameStop where they restricted buying and only allowed selling. It wasn't like that where they made this decision. They're straight up just like server capacity issues. I understand whatever the excuses are. That is back-to-back kind of, I don't know,

meme stock trends where they essentially screw you on the way out. Yeah, it's literally like you look at the fucking, the amount of people, it's just like they get to a point where they're not good at handling the capacity. Again, what a lot of people in all things do. You sound like an apologist a little bit. No, it's like you get what you pay for. If you want a thing that costs no money and you pay zero for it then you're gonna get what you pay for sure but you can i would say that understand as you know mr stocks you're sort of saying normal people but that's not like no no no you know their stick is like hey anyone can invest and here's how to do

it they don't say like hey we're the cheap version and i don't think a lot of people know that no people know that it's free trades yeah but i don't most people that don't trade they just go oh okay you know they don't know that i'm getting a robin hood they don't say oh by the way yeah a lot of times uh when you actually need to make a trade we're gonna fuck you yeah i mean again it's it's rare but again it's it happens at the worst times for them for sure sure. Yeah. But again, if you are a serious, like no real serious cryptocurrency trader who's trading Dogecoin actively is doing it in fucking Robinhood.

Well, you know what? If you're, then don't say, hey, we're the people that can do Dogecoin. Go on Twitter right now. You see 80 ads. Dogecoin. I mean, I literally just had an issue with fucking TD like an hour ago.

I was late for this because I was dealing with their bullshit. And like, I actually paid them good money to do this stuff. And that's like their wheelhouse. I've heard many people that their take on that is the what happened at Robin Hood was inevitable. If you and they go, well, it's a freak accident because of this happened. And you go, yeah, but any sort of, you know, looking into their system, you know, would be like, yeah, this can happen. Well, the thing that is weird about the Robin Hood for the Dogecoin thing is that the way like as far as I understand it is that, you know, they have limits of their, you know, bandwidth or whatever. And then as more people are using the thing and like trading Dogecoin, it should like automatically expand to meet the new demand.

And for whatever reason, yeah, it's not like the old days where you're like oh we gotta go plug in a new rack and get it online like it's all like scalable and like instantaneous so yeah i think it's an oversight from them and i think it's kind of and i just think it's kind of a scummy thing and i'm sure that there's people like hey you know people are gonna get screwed and it's kind of like they had a few of them during the dogecoin thing where it just stopped working yeah it's a it's an oversight but it's also one that we're that it's only people over yeah so daily beast wrote this article about the must thing and they you know and it was posted a lot of people with and which i agree was this the one that it was big yikes big yikes oh my god holy fuck i laughed so hard that that was like the

possibly like lamest fucking headline the big yikes and like not tongue-in-cheek big yikes real fucking yikes big yikes like that's still in that guy's vocabulary you're like a fucking journalist who talks like you're a fucking 14 year old that's my uh sketch that i've been talking about is um i'm trans internet so in my real life I'm a 35 year old white man, but on my, on the internet, I'm a 14 year old black girl. You know what I mean? Dude, that's funny. Yeah.

Big yikes, Quinn. Big yikes. That is a big yikes. I can't even say that without sounding like gay. Say it again louder for the people in the back. Big yikes. Yeah. I guess it's when they say NPC, that's what they're talking about.

Yeah, exactly. That is. I'll they say NPC, that's what they're talking about. Yeah, exactly. But I'll just read a few sentences of what they said. They go, the announcement of Elon Musk was going to host Saturday Night Live seemed to be starting off to be odd in its face. That's exactly how the publicity stunts are supposed to feel, you know, having a famous person. So what they're saying is it was odd having a famous person hosting as opposed to like an actor.

And you, I mean, whatever their whole model is having famous people, but the parallel that springs to mind easily is Donald Trump who appeared on Saturday night live in 2015 episode that flattered the then presidential candidate as in on the joke, which, so there are a couple of sentences in and the big yikes was because of trump because of trump

back to trump they go hey remember trump it's bad because of trump oh they loved it so they love it's kind of um the i don't know if you saw shane's sketch i thought that was really funny but it was such a that was the perfect example is like what they said they go you're sitting out they're basically like well they had trump on but like it wasn't venomous enough it's like you can't like goof around with them whereas alec baldwin they like it when alec baldwin does trump because alec baldwin puts on trump and then looks in the mirror like fuck you right he's mad he puts on the outfit and he gets mad at himself like look at you you piece of fucking shit and then he comes back he goes i'm a fucking idiot yeah i'm stupid i'm a stupid stupid

freaking idiot i'm a dumb idiot that's alec baldwin's jump i'm a dumb idiot i'm a fucking idiot i'm orange i'm orange i'm a dumb idiot couldn't be more orange yeah that was the gist of it so that's what they want but cheeto i am a cheeto cheeto do you think that's where he practices in the mirror i am a dumb cheeto i'm a dumb cheeto that's how mcpaulman practices trump he he just he gets a bag of cheetos and then he puts them on the ground he just stares at it that's what he did he practices by just staring at a cheeto what would i do if i was you i'm a dumb cheeto i'm a dumb cheeto he goes so they said what makes musk different are the ways in which he annoys and the causes to which he puts in his power musk hardly needs snl's megaphone he spends his life promoting things like alternative currencies and crypto series this is hardly snl's megaphone he spends his life promoting things like alternative currencies and crypto series this is hardly snl's worst booking offense of this season after ditching the musical guest

morgan wallen in october over flouting his uh conspiracy theories so i think probably that guy deserves to die if you were to ask me um but so the one thing and this is you know the classic whatever but it is you kind of get into that thing where you know everyone it becomes just the story where it's almost a fake outrage where you know people are mad that must son but they're you know who really gives a shit and then everyone writes articles and talks about how they're mad you You know what I mean? Yeah. And that's sort of the cycle of that. And then, but there were a lot of, you know, so I don't know if you saw the Tony Hinchcliffe thing recently. Oh, I did.

So, and we sort of talked about it a little bit, but, you know, basically he was doing his, you know, roast shows or whatever. I don't know that that was a, can you confirm? No, his shows are kind of like roast shows. Okay, because that's the thing. I looked into that because I was trying to find the context of it, and it seemed like it was just like a fucking Austin-like.

All right, so. Anyways. Yeah, and he's getting dragged or whatever. That's a big yikes from Daily Beast. The inch clip thing was a big yikes from Daily Beast. How many yikes is that of 10 from the Daily Beast? On the yikes-o-meter, it's a many yikes is out of 10 and from the daily on the yikes meter it's a big yikes i was thinking with the hinge clip thing because i was you know talking about with my chick and

and people like that and it is such it's starting to feel to me like because okay just to say what he did i go listen if you take any comedian that's, you know, done dissonant things, you can find, you know, there is a room in Toronto called the Danger Room where people of all races, all genders would go up and they say the most horrid things. So let's say, and the more that they were, you know, the more that it was unexpected, the funnier. Like, let's say you went on and you were saying, let will say this. Let's say you were on and saying something. Yeah, of course. And then there was some tiny girl that came on after you. And she was like,

give it up for that stupid fucking Jew. Like, yeah, that would kill. And it just, because Jay Martin brought me up once. I fucking in, uh,

when I was starting comedy at a regular show, Pat McDonald was like, bring him up and bring me up. He goes, Danny, the kike. And I was like, yeah,

really? Yeah. I was like, okay. And you go and you said, it's, I asked you to bring him up. And he goes, Danny the kike. I was like. Yeah, really? Yeah, I was like, okay. And you go and you said, I asked you to bring me up as Kike. A big fan. It was all black room. And I was like, should I call him the N-word right now? Do I have the guts? Did you have the stones?

I was like a year into comedy. I was like. And then there's this thing where it kind of becomes the conversation is, you know, they go, well, this is, you know, edgy. People are just trying to, you know, use edginess to say racism or whatever. Right. And their thing is I'm trying to be funny. And you go, some people, you know, those things are hard to pull off. You know what I mean?

If you're going to go out and, you know, like Louie, when he said the N word in his bits or whatever. Right. Those are hard bits to pull. It's almost expert level. And so there is a bit of all of these things and to me it's so complicated that it's almost impossible like even some comics i feel like it's impossible to like discuss the nuance but it really felt like to me trying to explain what's going on is the equivalent of okay so you know how like tarantino says the n-word in all his movies right and everyone sort of accepts that okay he's he's trying to shock people in

some sense and that's not the whole movie but obviously there was a jarring effect to the amount that he uses it right yeah everyone sort of accepts it in that context right but i feel like imagine i feel like everyone's so disconnected it would be the equivalent of if i made a movie where someone's a girl's getting beat up and raped or whatever, right? And you're filming it. And then someone in the crew took their phone out and filmed this. They go, Ryan Long just paid a guy to pretend to beat up and rape a girl so he can film it and put it. I'm out there being like, no, there's this thing called a movie.

You know what I mean? You're like, no, there's this thing called a movie. And in what i mean you're like no there's this thing called a movie and in the context of that other people are watching and you go so what so you want other people to watch you make this and you go well yes but it's like there's art to it you go that's art or you just uh are paying people as an excuse so you can uh watch a girl get raped and you can film it and you go no it's like yeah people are so far removed from the context of you know what these things are i will agree that it feels like that obviously and it's like you know everybody who's in this world is always like context matters i will say though like if if it's true that it was because like there's one thing at a danger room type show if

that was a regular show and like i've seen that happen like you've seen it at regular shows it's just like i don't know i've seen like open micers do that. You don't usually see someone like him do it, but like to watch it, you're like, I don't know. It's, it seems crazy. That's why it's like, it's hard for me to literally physically made me crit. But that's what I'm saying. I'm not fucking judging.

The idea is, and then everyone says, well, I'm okay with, you know, uh, those whatever kind of jokes, as long as they're funny. And you go, okay, who gets to decide that? And I think the only, the closest you could get, and everyone thinks, well, me. This wasn't, I'm fine with, you know, any kind of jokes as long as it's, because everyone has their, you know, if you're from fucking wherever, abortion jokes is the, you know, the cardinal thing you can't say, right? And you go, okay, everyone has their version of that. And that they go i'm okay with it as long as it's funny but i get to decide what's funny at the very least the audience gets to decide to yes and also i like you know i think he made a cardinal sin i don't know their relationship too much but

my guess is he was like treated that dude like he's like i'm gonna rip on him like i rip on like a buddies and that guy was like yeah we're not friends and i did not like that and i'm gonna fuck and i'm gonna go blow you up because you're like he's like i didn't appreciate that i don't like that like it could have been either right it could have been that they were well some people kept well some people kept being like it's like why would he post this unless he liked it but i'm like from i looked at the comments it's like from the looks of that dude he's like he wasn't doing this because he was like oh this is my buddy and he said something funny he was like no no he that's what i'm on blast that's what i'm saying some people were

were like commenting being like well maybe he's posting because yeah i i agree but i'm saying like that guy really like didn't like it and i think it's within his right to like i mean it's stupid okay in the sense that he's gonna i don't know these people so these are all options to your point yeah if the audience was cracking up laughing well then is it fine uh yeah you're like assuming that like he didn't kill that night yeah i don't know i mean they did they did like people were laughing at it yeah there you go right that's my point i go i don't fucking know and then you could say well everyone in the audience is just racist and that's where i always have this conversation i go they're not though yeah you go to audiences if they feel like you're being too mean most of them pull back and

they go no one likes to see anyone bullied so maybe they've you know and that's the difference of you know kind of doing this thing and developing a report and also that twitter has basically become comedy hr there is no HR. So you're like, we're going to let literally Twitter decide. I have a workplace grievance, but my workplace is not an actual workplace. Twitter's comedy HR. So they go, look, here's my grievance. Like this happened at what I deem to be my work, even though it's not even a part-time job.

And then I'm like, I deem this to have happened at work. Here's my grievance and then you know they let people decide so and then the problem is and obviously is like there's gonna now be literally like you know the phone calls to every place that he works like clubs people potentially picketing but and another thing i'll say because i say this all the time this will be gone in two weeks i wonder if you're right on this one yeah I mean we'll see but the yeah again it's like

it's hard to say when you're not there there's so many things that you can fucking again like you anything that you take out of and you just put it on the internet and that thing I mean if you take roasts right like all the horrible things

that people said so many of those clips you could take and i just feel like it's to point fingers at that you go everyone has their version of that yeah but the thing with roasts is if you were in a roast battle and you're like hey this person said this to me i'm putting them on blast people would all be like yeah but you were in a roast you're posting a video of you at your own my point is i always feel like whenever i talk about with anyone i'm talking about the wrong thing it's kind all be like yeah but you were in a roast you're posting a video of you at your own my point is i always feel like whenever i talk about with anyone i'm talking about the wrong thing it's kind of you know if it's like there's five different conversations like well are the jokes good if they're funny and it's like well you know it's that old patrice o'neill thing that

good jokes and bad jokes come from the same place and it was the attempt that matters and that's why motive laws you know exist in law law because of course, intent obviously. And then on top of that, who gets to decide what's funny. And then on top of that, you know? Yeah. I mean,

again, the comedy thing is it's, that's a tough one because there aren't like press it, legal precedents that can be set for comedy. No, of course. Hey, this guy got away with this.

And like his fans are not going to turn their back on him because of this. I understand. So you're kind of of the thing, it's not that big a deal. I guess my point, Yeah, I'm of the not that big a deal. Overlying point that I'm trying to make is more so than ever,

and you know, I'm sure we talk about this a lot, but there is such a disconnect. And that was the first thing you said to me. It was like, you know, it would be hard to justify this to a normal person but i do think if you are in comedy the same way that i was like saying the movie analogy you would understand that everyone has some version of that and that maybe for you that's the worst thing that you could say yeah but i don't think

someone else there's something i don't think everybody does have some version of that like that we did the Danger Room in Toronto. The Danger Room. Every person who, okay. So everyone in the scene did that show. I've never been to any city that had a show like that. Okay, you're better than everyone. I did the Danger Room.

I'm saying not every city has a Danger Room. As far as I know, no city had a Danger Room. My point would be, if you look at the little Toronto comedy scene, now you go, okay, so 80 people, everyone who's done that show has some version of that. And maybe Now you go, okay, so 80 people, everyone who's done that show has some version of, you know, that. And maybe not the exact same thing, but everyone who did that show

or whatever. That's something that people could- There was all sorts of liberals and all sorts of, you know, women and people of color that all went there and they go,

oh, the thing here is like, you try to make fun of the last guy with something really rude, especially the host. Yeah, and say the craziest shit. And that's kind of what it is. And the more- I mean Dan Giry specifically has said

shit 50 million times worse than whatever Tony Hinchcliffe said and I'm sure he's heard a million people Artie Lange's probably said things worse than that so that's all I'm saying

and it's hard to explain that to anyone and that's why I bring it back to my movie thing where it really it's like someone's never seen a rape in a movie and you're trying to

explain to them why you're filming this like no it's part of the that's what it feels like to's never seen a rape in a movie and you're trying to explain to them why you're filming this. Like, no, it's part of the, that's what it feels like to me when you're having these conversations sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, I just mean, whatever. If it's on Twitter,

like once it gets to TMZ, you're like, it's out of explaining this. It's out of, you're past like being able to explain this to be like, look, no, it's like, even if it was a Danger Room thing where it's like, that's the show. If it gets on TMZ,

they're framing it in the context of them getting the most clicks. Everyone frames it however they want to frame it. Right, and then it's like that's the show. If it gets on TMZ, they're framing it in the context of them getting the most clicks. Everyone frames it however they want to frame it. Right, and then it's just over. But again, I'll still go with this will be over in two weeks. I guess we'll see. If Ari survived the Kobe stuff,

I mean, I'm sure there's not going to be zero repercussions, but again, they're always just moving on. Yeah, and that's probably a little less of what I'm talking about and a little more of what i'm talking about is the the the like how detached the two conversations are of what's happening versus you know how i mean well maybe it's just there are two conversations to be had well there's exactly but they're becoming increasingly distant yes and that's kind of what the point i make yeah

but so i don't know if you saw the golden globes. They basically said, we're not going to. We're done. We're done. Backing it up. Another COVID casualty, the Golden Globes. And the reason was they said that it wasn't diverse enough. Well, they were given multiple. So they were only white people, only white people apparently.

And then they were given multiple opportunities. And then they were like, and then they were given like multiple opportunities to be. And then they were like, we're not going to do what you tell us to sort of thing. I think they said they would. No, I think what happened is like they saw the tide turning. They said they would make changes. Didn't. Because it gets to a weird point where it's like, you know, they were kind of nudging you forever and then they're all of a sudden like okay you have to literally start firing people because they are white and replacing them with people because they are black because you waited so long to get to this point and they're like yeah we don't want

to fire our buddies just because they're white and they're okay your show things canceled yeah you have no show anymore because of this that's kind of a gist but it's like it's a weird you know either way you know what i see is the kind of an interesting notable is, do you think, I think it's just convenient that you take, you know, especially if they're thinking the Golden Globes aren't, you know, going to pick a diverse enough. Interesting that all of these big studios poured all of their money into diversity movies. Like we're going to make all of the most diverse movies, the most diverse girl movies. And then Golden Globes, like, we're just going to do the same thing.

And you go, yeah, well, that's not going to really work for us. Yeah, like, we fund you. No, but also, every movie we made was diverse. So they better be winning some awards. Oh, I mean that, too. But also, like, NBC literally, like, and Netflix was, like, funding the Golden Globes. Like, the Golden Globes is not a for-profit thing. It's like a bunch of fucking movie parasites.

These things are all fucking scum. Dude, it's a bunch of, hollywood parasites who found a racket but they're like oh we just vote on the fucking best movie like there's no such thing as the best movie it is hollywood and they're like they're not even like again the golden globes you're like we have the oscars yeah i've never like what are you you're like the third rate movie awards show and forever that was fine because they're like we need more than one more awards so actors aren't getting enough recognition for their fucking but it's like you're not even mark ruffalo needs a 19th fucking piece of plastic it's dude they're literally like you know there's the espy awards for the espn and it's like imagine there's like oh yeah there's the canadian version of that too

the tsnes or whatever where it's like you don't need this you don't need the first one yeah you barely need yourself on your back it's like i mean all of this stuff, it was like, even with all the award shows they do, it's like advertising. They have 9,000 award shows. It's like, best ad under one second. They just love patting themselves on the back. 100%. But Hollywood, they weren't even getting enough awards.

So on top of that, they go, well, now we need to go to social media to get pat on the back. They're just addicted to being pat on the back. Yeah, it's insane. Like, in their minds, they're like, well, you know what? If we don't give these movies awards how will people ever watch them you're like i don't know maybe because they're in theaters for three months like i don't

they'll figure it out like yeah you're right it is a racket it's completely racked dude there's like a hundred members of this great you know golden globe thing it's like yeah they need to have one and they're probably all getting paid. They all get probably crazy, cushy, like kickbacks and stuff. I mean, imagine if you're that, like all these stuff you're getting sent in order to like vote for someone's movie. They're getting flossed out. Like flying trips.

I'm sure all sorts of shit. Sending chicks over honey traps. Dude, the fucking gravy train, the gravy train. I'll Rob Ford. By the way, you want to talk about gravy train?

I don't know. Not to derail this. Have you seen what? So Doug Ford's getting Doug Ford, premier of Ontario. Rob Ford. By the way, you want to talk about Gravy Train? Okay. Not to derail this. Have you seen what... So Doug Ford's getting... Doug Ford, Premier of Ontario. Rob Ford's brother. Rob Ford's brother, the guy who's in charge

of the entire lockdown province of Ontario. So his family owns this sign... This label-making business, which has all the label contracts. You know, everywhere you see on the floors, like the stand here. Social distancing.

Social distancing labels and all the government labels his net worth over the pandemic went from three million to 50 million dollars dude i was like oh i mean again and every person is like yeah what do you expect from doug ford like that's exactly who you thought but he's straight so everybody's now they're getting into the conspiracy of like oh he's keeping the lockdown going i mean so you can keep the fucking signs get into that conspiracy keep getting printed how do you not i mean that's just like deductive one plus it'll be so funny too he goes hey you know what the six feet social distancing is is was good but we gotta go five feet now we're gonna

we need new five foot 16. You just get 16% more stickers. But it's a different sticker. Oh yeah, you replace all the stickers. It's a different sticker and they're closer. What a racket. That's a proper racket. But that's the gravy train. It's flowing for fucking Dougie. Yeah, his whole

deal was stop the gravy train. When instead he's doing a belly flop into the gravy train he's fucking scrooge mcduck in the court in the pool of coins he's he's eating the fucking gravy and the train dude honestly though i was i read that like i think last week i was like wow that's out of control so i watched uh um because i was you know this week i've been thinking a lot about all this kind of hollywood stuff and there is it also is funny too that they're you know, this week I've been thinking a lot about all this kind of Hollywood stuff. And there is it also is funny, too, that they're, you know, they're kind of almost segregating people with their policies, too, in a lot of ways, because they've almost forced it. So if you're white, you're over here and if you're black, you're over here.

And it's like they are control the one that they want the more people. But it's like if you look at it, the counterculture ends up being probably more white people because, you know, they sort of stay out of this thing. And they basically just segregated again. It's like whatever they get involved with, they fucking they make it so people like all of these people are so hell bent on races being apart from each other. Yeah. You know? Well, yeah, it's yeah. I feel like the whole this stuff is kind of just a reaction of their like diversity push.

Well, yes, but my point is that that's always the reaction. It's like every time they get involved in metal, all they do is make things, you know, more divided. Yeah, I watched. But to talk about how they're interesting, like how these people's brains work. So I watched this movie, Shadow of the Moon, and I thought it was pretty decent. It's about this guy. He kind of, uh, every 10 years, this,

uh, person comes out of a portal and tries to kill people or whatever. Right. Okay. And basically, you know, it doesn't really get revealed why, but then at the end,

you find out that the reason this happens is because they found out that the world gets into civil war and the reason they need to send this person back in time to stop the civil war and how they stopped the civil war was there's this like guy in alabama that has a newsletter about white power and and you go so they basically track down these three like the equivalent of middle of nowhere with a typewriter and he has and they meet his wife like you know hillbilly no teeth kind of thing yeah and basically he has he has his little town hall meetings with his racist buddies right with 14 of the people and this guy they needed to go back in time and kill him because he's the reason that the civil war essentially happened wait so they could go back

in time and kill stuff and they're like we're just gonna that's what so that's what they do but it was just like that is how they think of it they go oh you know that guy in the middle of nowhere with 14 followers that's racist that if we could just make him disappear this all division would go away racism would be gone all division would go all of youism would be gone. Racism would be gone. All division would go. There's nothing to do with big tech. Nothing to do with the division pushed on you. I mean, nothing to do with the fact that people are just innately

tribal and somewhat racist. It's like... Also, the stuff that makes that worse, you know what I mean? By, you know, whatever. Putting groups against each other and all that stuff. But not, none of that was it.

It was the one guy with the newsletter, like in America. And now, you know, this was all over the course of like, you know, 40, 40,

20, 40 years. So it's like, basically they're saying like five years from today, there was a civil war. And it was because this guy with the 20 followers, his following got so big that they basically had another civil war over it. I'm going to guess that this movie started getting written in 2012, and then the whole social media.

And the guy's like, well, I'm not rewriting this whole thing. Let's just do this like this. Right. We're just like, technology is outpaced, all this stuff. You know what's funny, actually? You're talking about civil war. So in the Tony Hinchcliffe stuff, I've been of like you know kicking around twitter reading comments all sorts of stuff there's a lot of people you know like the whole seth simons like that crew they use the term comedy civil war

like a lot really like they fully believe that there is a comedy civil war going on i guess there is a little bit it's but i was like i've never seen it like in that context where like like you know i don't believe there's a like well people like to think that they're soldiers you know what i guess it's like if you're not you know that they were part of the resistance and they didn't even have to turn in their uniforms i mean civil war like it's one of those things where it's like we're doing comedy like just the idea that we're doing jokes and you think you're a soldier in a civil war again it all goes back to nothing funny about that this is fucking important yeah exactly you know like this like my other i'm like yeah i'm not a soldier i'm just doing jokes yeah i'm trying to do comedy yeah i'm just trying to do jokes i'm not

trying to a lot of soldier don't you think that some of this so even when you see you know i did my uh jordan peterson's daughter's uh michaela peterson's podcast yeah and i was kind of thinking because jordan peterson was like posting you know recently and everyone was yelling at him as usual which you know standard but it's kind of it's interesting that you know it's the people on the left are just so much better at branding their things than the people on the right because they basically say we're like you know anti-racism training that's what they call their thing right yeah and the people that are against it um they say we're against anti-racism training and no matter anyone that's not paying attention just

reads that and it's the same as the you know antifa and all that stuff it's like the the people that are you know if you're trying to stop you know whatever critical race theory that's your like mission or whatever right they need to think of their own version of like we're real anti-race training you know what i mean yeah we actually want to do real anti-racism training like they they need to get better at branding their things because otherwise it's like even you know all of the things it's like you know black lives matter it's like you have to be like if you're going to be against that you have to say oh i'm against black lives matter and they go what I'm against anti-racism. All of this sounds bad to anyone that doesn't pay attention. For sure.

And they're so bad at they, there's never any like, um, there it's like, there's no one on that side marketing to be like, Hey, instead of being like, no,

we're against anti-racism training, but you don't get it. It's not actually, well, that's the problem. They need to be, they need to be better with their, uh,

PR PR. Well, the thing is, if you're a casual person who's not really into any of this bullshit, but you want to, I guess, as lame as it sounds, virtue signal, you're never going to be on the fucking virtue signaling on the anti-Black Lives Matter side. It's like for you to do nothing, you're going to be like, well, the do nothing side that's easy is just like, oh, I love Black Lives Matter. Don't know anything about it. But that's what I'm saying.

Yeah. If they say if I mean, it's uphill battle. I know that they say they they'll brand the other things bad. But I think that if you were let's say these were two candidates. Who would be the ultimate? Like if you could get. OK, we have an unlimited budget. Don King.

Spokesperson. Don King. Like if you unlimited budget, like you get as much money and we're going to get a spokesperson. I mean, legitimately, you think that Donald Trump would have been better at that because he was good at, you know, he's not going to be an anti-racism guy. He'd be like the Sleepy Joe. No. Well, I mean, listen, I don't think that anyone thinks that they're racist. You know, at least 95 percent of people.

Everyone's just disagreeing on what that is. And those guys have the patent on where the you know all of our stuff is called not racist uh of course here's our not racist movie and here's our not racist this and then they were like well i'm against your not racist movie and everyone anyone's not paying attention goes you're against the not racist movie exactly like wait so that makes you racist if they've said default you know i don't know what i don't know exactly i'm not hey listen i'm not a professional publicist but i would say that you would probably want something along the lines of uh maybe the rock you would say rock is the guy not racist we want uh not racism training for realsies some version

of that would be for realsies i want to learn how to actually not be racist not fake not be racist, not fake not be racist. So the last thing with this, and I think I did want to talk about Yang and the Israel stuff, but I think let's do that on the Patreon. And I wanted to talk about this Matthew Perry article

because I thought it was insane. So funny. Absolutely fucking insane the nerve of these bitches. So TikTok user who matched with Matthew Perry on Raya speaks out. Speaks out. She literally made her fucking age preference like up to 60. Yeah, I don't know how Raya works if they have an age preference. It does.

It's like, you know, it has an age slider just like anything else. As if you could get on Raya. I'm on there. It's for the, it's an elite. It's not for elites. I've talked to some people who are on there. It is not. It's not for girls.

Maybe not for girls. It's not elites for girls. It's not elites. You just have to be hot. No, I've known non-hot girls who are on Raya. Well, you have to be elite to be a guy. Yeah, maybe. It's a whole thing.

Okay, so basically this TikTok user, a young TikTok user who went viral for posting a private FaceTime call she had with Matthew Perry, said she released the video to expose how older men in Hollywood are taking advantage of younger women on dating apps. I mean, right off the start, it's just's just like this is to even entertain this that you went

on a date with him consensually no a video date a video date yeah and he's the one that's taking advantage yeah exactly you're using this to like blow you know increase your presence online or whatever you went out like i you know in her mind yeah she's basically no she thinks she's fucking chris hansen even though she's how old is she 19 19 so again and this is the type of person who you'd be like she probably drinks and she's like oh it's fucking lame that i have to be 21 to drink but then you're like yeah but you literally don't think you can consensually like your age should consensually have a relationship with someone that old but you probably complain all the time about how it's

bullshit that you can't drink at 19 i think yeah you it just we need to have an honest conversation and be like you are so right yeah 90 year old man that's a full adult 90 year old woman yeah it's a fucking child yeah women have a helmet they have to have helmets on if you're 19 you have to wear a fucking helmet yeah you're like you're literally she what she's saying is she's like we're literally second class citizens yeah 19 year old women to wear a fucking helmet. What she's saying is we're literally second-class citizens. Yeah, 19-year-old women should have a 25-year-old voting and drinking age. Yeah, exactly. We've got to protect you because you're so retarded that you can't do this stuff.

The thing is, she thinks it actually sets women back. Oh, obviously. And again, it gets picked up because it's whatever. It's Matthew Perry, and he probably looks like shit now. Well, everyone likes to, you know, everyone thinks it's funny that, ha ha, fucking Matthew Perry's going on a FaceTime call with some 19 year old. Like kind of funny. Yeah, it is kind of funny.

And that is kind of funny, but it's like, I'm not going to follow your logic to, can you believe that? And you go, I mean, yeah, I can believe that. Lock him up, right? And you go, I mean, yeah, I can believe that. Lock him up, right? And you go, fucking. Anyway, so, oh, my God. So are the police on the way to their house? Has he turned himself in?

A lot of people were saying I'm a bully and mean for posting this. And this is probably in her comment section. And it made me feel kind of bad. But at the same time, I feel like a lot of guys in Hollywood are talking to all these young girls. And it's something I think people need to be more aware of. Oh, yeah.

Nobody could have figured it out. Old, rich, powerful men in Hollywood. Extra, extra. Read all about it. Get your newspapers. Five cents here. Hollywood big wig. Fucks 19-year-old.

The fact that this was picked up as dude the fact i love that we were from like i love that we were from like the the casting couch being like oh my god the casting couch is a real thing to now being like older men in hollywood just like to date younger women he just faced her yeah he faced her but it's like it's not even like something where it's like they maybe trade a part for a blow job or whatever it's now it's like i'd like to take you on a date we're both consenting adults apparently and then i was just like you're old enough to be my dad okay yeah well if you were still in your life maybe you wouldn't fucking do stupid shit like this roasted oh danny's on fire may said the friend star uh asked to move their conversations to from riot of facetime and after immediately matching see if this wasn't a hit piece there

is something obviously like if our buddy told us this like yeah you know i went on a date with matthew perry do you like this is his game you go that's pretty funny that's funny you know i mean matthew perry he goes he meets on ryan and he goes, yo, you want to FaceTime? And then especially now, she goes, the Los Angeles-based personal assistant. So if you're a girl, you can get on Raya as a personal assistant. As a guy, you need to be a fucking CEO of a hedge fund. Yeah, yeah. Or literally, yeah, you were on one of these six guys on the biggest sitcom of all time. So now she's 20.

So she was almost 20 at the time. Now she has matched with other celebs, but she doesn't really talk to older guys but she thought this one time would be fun since she was going to ruin his life for not that matthew perry's life is ruined but no it's whatever she's just he's just embarrassed i mean he's gonna have a lot of explaining to do to his other like 10 19 year old girlfriends however she chose to chat only because pair only with perry because she thought oh this would be funny which again when you're doing when you're having a crime committed on you or something was wrong like you know in this case where you go people need to talk about the fact that he's doing this because it's you know the equivalent of non-consensual sex that's how you know when someone's jumping out of the bushes with the knife you usually say this should be

funny it's the same thing same thing you say this should be funny yeah it's the same thing same thing you know this should be funny as you as you are currently so as you're uh being as you seem wronged you uh willingly participate in the wronging which went exactly how you thought because this should be funny this is literally like a fucking advertisement for that signal app you're like if you're gonna fucking talk to these thoughts you signal what signal signals like that encrypted messaging thing or whatever, where it's like they wouldn't even let you videotape your screen. Do you think if you were...

I mean, first of all, being a celebrity and just on the fucking prowl is done. Yeah, it's tough. The game done, finished. It has to be done in person. What? It has to be done in person. Even then, I don't think you could crush like 80 people in person what has to be done in person even then i don't think you could crush like 80 people in person in a year without one of them writing about you right now no you know i

think i think that game of being a out about the town celebrity yeah and cashing in your fame for pussy i think that that i don't know i don't think it is okay well most it's harder the older you know anyone that's been doing that consistently that's famous that it didn't come back to hit them some point? I'm sure like every rapper. The rappers are always getting hit. I saw some guy on the fucking... It hits them a little less in their community because they don't fucking, you know, play this bullshit as much. I saw some guy on fucking like, what is the Charlemagne?

What's his show? The Breakfast Club? Yeah, Charlemagne. Breakfast Club, some rapper rapper i don't know who he was and there's like something on tiktok and they're like how many how many females you've been with in the past year and he's like i don't know 500 and he's like 500 he was in five a night or five a night or whatever it's like that guy's fucking and there's that guy there's a thousand of those guys it also sounds like a guy that's lying about sex sure how many girls were you with last year uh 500 yeah but there's

only 350 days i did three a day three a day how many three a day a thousand they all went to different schools though they all went to different schools um well on the facetime call harrelson said perry suggested they ask each other questions and go back and forth to get to know each other basically having to improv with fucking Matthew Perry. The TikTok video shows a short clip of them playing 20 questions. Cringe. That is funny. By the way, anyone that has to have their game aired out, it always is embarrassing.

Yeah, it's always embarrassing. I'm sure, you know, what's your thing that you say? Like, it's three inches, but it throbs. No, I play them a song. Free love on the free love. Well, you've already admitted that you did bring the girls back and played them a song. Yeah. And I'm free.

Free. Hope you are too. Hey, baby. You ever been free? It was never my idea, though. It was always like a real feeling. They want. Well, that's what happens when you have literally 19 guitars leaving all around. this doing here oh you play guitar do i she goes in the bad there's

nine guitars in the oh my god i should move these i'm just waiting for i'm just waiting for her to ask me if i play guitar oh do i give a shirt yeah you have a shirt that says serenader but 20 questions is funny dude fucking being it is sort of a it makes you think the other way around too where you go you know where it's it's sort of you look at fuck it'd be nice to be you know this huge celebrity just like crushing any puss you want and then you hear matthew perry's worth you know it probably makes 20 million dollars a year whatever it is he's worth whatever 100 over 100 million dollars and he's on facetime with some 19 year old being like have you ever gone to the beach and you go like yeah

i could do without that you go you know what it ain't as ain't as glorious as it seems you know what the one thing i will say is yes he's like a fucking like obviously this big star or what's this big star but he's also like these are called like still improv and like actor dudes we know a ton of them they're just like it's probably you know into their car they're that person maybe a little bit the fame molded them into a cool person and then they lost the fame and they've reverted back to this original but isn't he like a drug addict playboy type he was apparently still is i mean he still is yeah i guess he still is but the the mechanics of it you know when you see when you think of the like romance story of like rock and roll guy just banging all these chicks you know big celebrity like you know just banging all these hot models

and then what you don't see is him sitting in his living room by himself you know he has like a drink he's just sitting there probably chain smoking cigarettes, talking to some idiot, talking to some moron that he hates probably being like, uh, you know, have you ever seen the smelly cat? Anyways, uh, you want me to like buy you a plane ticket and you come down to LA? Have you ever got on a plane to come smash a celebrity? Do you want to stay at my beach house in malibu have you ever fucked joey yeah so harrelson said none of the questions were sexual but she still felt

uncomfortable and i guess that's because he was asking have you ever non-sexual questions have you ever watched all of friends yeah she just because she knew that the purpose of them talking was because he wanted to have sex with her uh yeah as opposed to just start a connection with a 19 year old i just wanted a platonic friendship with a 19 year old yeah especially since she says she was up front about the fact that she was 19 and then i and she goes it made her feel uncomfortable but she didn't want to get off the call because you know she was recording it yeah exactly you know i needed this piece of content for my tiktok so i can't really get off playing 21 questions of it for my tiktok so i can't really get off playing 21 questions of it made me feel weird but obviously i didn't get off because i was

currently uh on the process i imagine he's like you want to play like maybe 10 questions she's like what about 20 questions okay that's a lot of questions but i guess we could do yeah i would have laughed but you know this article yeah yeah that i already planned on putting out there harrelson said she was inspired by another viral video shared on a tick by a tick on a shared on tiktok by a username naveen jay who posted a personal video of ben affleck after they matched on raya she's inspired the way that you were inspired by you know louis ck maybe yeah she was inspired that's what i'm going to be when I grow up. She's the best in the game, man.

She's the best in the game. That's the girl that put the fucking Ben Affleck clip on. She's the best in the game. Wasting celebrities' time thinking. That is, you're the, that's as high as they get. The best in the game. What does she do? She's the one who fucking aired out Ben Affleck.

What'd she air him out for? Facetiming. Wanting to have consensual sex on in spot she's inspired but i took inspiration you know i'd love this girl being a she's in the interview on the 2020 interview for taking to you know for getting her hit piece on matthew perry be like who are your inspirations oh there's this one girl and she has to pretend like she's like uh she has to put herself in the mind of a 16 year old too because she has to like in her mind, you have to pretend like, oh, this is illegal, what's going on here. That is very much what's happening.

You post something, and then you just have to expect some people are going to be on your side and others aren't going to be on your side, Harrelson said. Like, for example, Mike Perry is probably not going to be on your side. Jennifer Aniston may be on your side. Yeah. Some people might just, you you put when you make your art yeah you know when you're like she's like inside the fucking thought studio inside the thought studio so

tell us about your process she goes I go on Raya I match with some fucking old rich dude who obviously thinks I'm hot because I objectively am and then I make him think he has a chance and I make him do stupid shit and I film it obviously a lot of people are going to take this his side side just because he's a celeb. But that's okay.

That's the only reason. So if you did this with a normal person. There's no taking anybody's side. This is crazy. You literally go, is this fine or not? This is crazy. The funniest thing is, and I think we've seen something similar with the D'Elia thing where he's like, oh, he's talking to underage girls.

And then there's some girl who's like, I was 21 the time and then she's trying to be like yeah hey me too i was 21 you're like but like there's gonna be like some 30 year old who's like i matched with a 65 year old i'm 30 what the fuck this guy could be my dad and you're like, yeah, and fucking you could be his ex-wife. So. What the fuck is this guy doing? You imagine, yeah, you're 60 and you imagine the girl that's 32. And then you're like FaceTimers. How's it going? She goes, busted.

Have a seat. He goes, I'm sitting. She goes, you know what TikTok is? He goes, my granddaughter plays it. You're fucking going to get real used to it. You're going to know what it is because you're getting on blast. What's on blast? Like they don't even know the terminology. Putting you on blast.

You're fucking done, bud. Yeah, what? You're fucking over, pal. Just looking for a companion after my wife passed away a few years ago. I did it more for the joke of it, which sounds mean, but I didn't think anything of it, she she said after her decision to facetime him i thought it was more so innocent and harmless and for the clout don't forget the cloud the cloud the cloud's important did it for the joke but also or i think she to be honest what it sounds like she did it for the joke but stayed for the worst part is she because the fact that she's saying doing she's like i did it for the joke means like we're gonna

see her at just for laughs and sometime sometime in the next two years on like one of those you recognize her yeah you recognize her for fucking outing Matthew Perry for being a pussy hound but like honestly

I say this jokingly but I also am like yeah she'll be on like some sketch new faces like improv new faces right like she's not gonna be

doing stand up she might be doing stand up but Harrelson concluded honestly it's not really okay for these older going to be doing stand-up. She might be doing stand-up. Harrelson concluded, honestly, it's not really okay for these older guys to be talking to such young girls. There was a moral at the end of all this

is that it's not okay. The age of consent's too. Just start off saying, look, I believe the age of consent is too high. That's probably a good place to start. It's too low. I think the age of consent...

Or it needs to be some weird like you know that like it'd be like take 27 minus by three there's a big formula yeah there's like be like look here we have a formula i didn't but but you have to have some sort of leading off with one of these things being like yeah based on this formula like what if you were 22 is it fine if you're 24 is it fine i think it would be a huge it's also sort of a movement for a lot of the grooming stuff too also sort of a movement for a lot of the grooming stuff too it's like a movement for older girls that are you know why he's talking to this 19 year old then they get the 19 year old oh yeah they're salty yeah they're salty they're

salty but that would be a huge for girls that are 30 and 40 or over where they go hey listen you can't have sex if it's if you're from a game theory perspective it's a good move it's a good if you're in that pool and you're competing with these women, make those women think it's like... It's not okay what he's doing to you. Yeah, it's not okay what he's doing to you. You remove them and you're like, hey, but they're still us. Anyway.

We're 37 and available. You need to cut Matthew Perry loose because it's not okay. Anyways, give me his number. I'll make sure he never talks to you ever again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm Perry. I got rid of that girl that was trying to put you on blast. It's me, Helga.

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