The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Hunter Biden is on the LOOOOOSE, & YMCA Songwriter Claims it's Not a Gay Song

Episode Date: December 6, 2024

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After receiving an 11-year pardon on all crimes committed before December 1st, 2024, Hunter Biden has said that he's thankful, but also wanted to know if there's any way for the pardon to start December 9th instead of the 1st because him and a few of his boys are going to Art Basel in Miami from the 6th to the 8th and things might get pretty f***ing lit. Sources say Hunter assured the president he is not looking a gift horse in the mouth, but also expressed concerns that his boy T Mac is organizing the Miami Festivities and it would really help if they were covered in the event T Mac does end up bringing some pros back to the crib Or if the forecast in Miami calls for snow if you know what I mean

According to sources the president was very upset to hear that despite being the president's son hunter Can't just pull at the club the old-fashioned way, but is begrudgingly looking into it, despite swearing this is the last time he would get involved. The president is, however, on record stating that he will be putting his foot down on Hunter's subsequent request to have the pardon extended to a couple dozen of his boys. The boys! It's the boys' cast! The lads! It's the boys' cast!

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The boys cast. The boys cast. I mean, I may quit. Because I don't want to do another. I did Trump. I did all the Trump stuff before anybody. I called him a cop man before anybody. I did.

He's a mafia boss. I was the one who said he wasn't going to concede the election. I've done it. I've seen this. Well, then how come he's so hostile to Jimmy Kimmel and not to you? He's very hostile to me. He tweets about me every week. I've actually never really heard Trump talk about Bill Maher, to be honest. Dude, as the original, I called him a con man before anybody. I was the OG reply guy. Dude, I'm the first guy to call him orange.

And then you go, and then I think it's Jane Fonda and she goes, so why does he hate Jimmy Kimmel more than you? He goes, he hates me more than Jimmy Kimmel. I'm number one.

I'm way more. He fucking loves, if you actually see what he says about me, he loves, you'd think he loves Jimmy Kimmel. He wants to marry Jimmy Kimmel. I honestly am trying to think

if I've ever heard Bill Maher reference my name i mean maybe when trump goes like the losers on late night and they're bad ratings and you go that's me he's talking about i'm the loser on late night do you think that he considers himself on a late night yeah i guess do you think that bill maher's on like a date with one of his like hollywood girls he's just like trump just tweeting at me tweet at me again she goes oh really i'll look and she goes i can't find it she goes i guess he must have probably i don't know maybe your algorithm oh he goes i'm on true social right now i don't know if

you're i'll check on true social he goes he's not really tweeting about you there either he goes he actually tweet about me lots i don't know i mean she's like 24 she's like what's true social he's like it's this like fake twitter thing she goes what's twitter he goes that don't he's tweeting again he hates jimmy he goes i mean i'm know. His tweet didn't get him. He hates Jimmy. He goes, I mean, I'm seeing this one tweet that said he hates Jimmy Kimmel. He just fucking crushes his glass. Autocorrect. That dang autocorrect keeps replacing Bill Maher with Jimmy Kimmel.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. You have no idea how he hates. I'm the original first guy that said his hair looks bad. What is that even feathers up there that's so funny i mean just have anyways bill maher always fucking slaps you know we had a piece of business also not quitting i don't think nobody for his easy gig um that we did the code for the patreon and we did black friday but when we set it up it only lasts for a week so that's the whole deal it's a sale well i don't know if we didn't did we say it was only last for a week yeah okay

well then i guess maybe i shouldn't but are we extending it ryan we can extend it i don't know i thought it was a mistake hot shots upstairs are over i got like 40 messages being like what's going on with this thing the code doesn't work and i didn't realize that it only lasted a few days or whatever i mean i don't know if we're gonna do a good cop bad cop thing that we're trying to do right here but i mean i guess we can extend the sale let me ask my jewish overlords i mean usually sales have an end date to them well i suppose we could do some sort of christmas thing okay i guess you're right well i i don't know it only lasted like five days i think people weren't happy with that so anyways i made a new code, Brown Friday.

Okay. Okay. Brown Friday is a real thing, too. It's when everybody's shit gets clogged. There was a real thing where plumbers are like, you know, Black Friday? There's actually a thing called Brown Friday. Because people keep clogging their toilets and sinks and stuff. But it's not from poop.

Really? It's from like grease and throwing shit in like their garbage Why do they all do it on a Friday? I don't, I think they just wanted something to compete so they go, it's cool, because Thanksgiving's on a Thursday, right? So the day after Thanksgiving is Brown Friday. So other people are like, oh, Black Friday is crazy for me because

I work at a, you know, radio shack and everyone's coming in and they go, you want to know where I work? Fucking, you know, I've never heard of Brown Friday? And he goes, what's Brown Friday? They go, you want to know where I work? You know, I've never heard of Brown Friday. And he goes, what's Brown Friday? He goes, sit down. Not on the toilet. It's clogged right now.

Have you ever had a Brown Friday? He goes, only one man's ever lived to tell the tale, and that man is me. You know what? Speaking of working class men, I'm hesitant to bring this up because I know that everyone's probably going to make fun of me. But I would assume that maybe you might be on my side. I didn't know that Moscow Mule was a girly drink. Oh, I've been saying that forever. I've been telling you that forever.

No, you haven't. Yes, I have. No, you haven't. Dude, anything that has high sugar content, like it's made with fucking ginger. They give it to you in a miner's cup. That's not a miner's cup. That's like a wafer. He agrees. It's a cup for miners. That's not a miner's cup. He agrees.

It's a cup for miners. He doesn't drink. If he did, though. I was picturing Moscow Mule was a guy comes and he has soot on his face. And he pulls a couple pieces of gold out and he pays for it. One Moscow Mule. No, I mean, miners drink hard liquor. One Moscow Mule there.

How many bottles is that going to be for you? So anyways, I was talking to Napoleon about it And he was like That's a girl drink And I was like I thought this was like The minor Anything

And I was like Maybe they spiced it up And put a bit of sugar in it Well I'm not a big Mixed drink guy And I was like That was my go to for a bit And then he was like

I looked it up And I was like I go to Google And first of all It's funny the difference Between Google Google AI is actually Less cucked than Reddit

Reddit We were saying Is Moscow Mule A girly drink And everything on Reddit It's funny the difference between Google Google AI is actually less cucked than Reddit Reddit we were saying Is Moscow Mule a girly drink And everything on Reddit's like How is a drink gendered Because how is a drink gendered And then Google AI goes No Moscow Mule is not a manly drink I would describe that as a feminine drink

So whiskey on the rocks is the only manly drink That's the only one you can actually pull off Anything that's made with any sort of canned soda that has sugar in it is like i'll tell you this you're never gonna see me drink that ever again yeah although you know what i say that i poured out the one i had on the spot go ask like any jamaican dude or whatever any island caribbean people go as like a rum and coke a manly drink they'd be like yeah i know which is like is it really that is a moscow mule really that different than uh rum and coke not really no and i thought it was more manly because it comes in a minor's cup you just got sold on the cup i thought the cup was my copper mug i thought the copper mug

was a guy that just finished his shift on the rig you see like a real like a like an iron like a smith like a blacksmith that's what i was he's like in the. Exactly. He's like banging them out and he puts them in the fire. Yes, one for you, one for me. But he puts them in the fire and he just like sparks everywhere as he makes these mugs. When in fact, they're just made by like fucking prisoners in Chinese labor camps. I thought, you know, but it does have its own mug, which you would think is. I mean, good marketing. Anyways, I was going to bring out my dates because I'm going to Vegas this weekend.

So definitely come out. JJ's going to be there. Las Vegas, Minneapolis, Edmonton, Phoenix, Portland, Tacoma, Los Angeles, Irvine, San Jose, Tampa, Salt Lake City, Denver, Atlanta, Baltimore, San Diego, ryanlongcomedy.com. But definitely come out in Vegas. That club's actually super sick, too. Yeah. Oh, you want to say your dates?

I got some... You too good for that? Vancouver. Come or don't come. He doesn't care. The only ones I got is Vancouver and Edmonton in the New Year. But I don't know if the ticket links are up yet. How we feeling about Hunter Biden's pardon?

It must be for him. That must feel like fucking money to be him. You waking up with a load off your shoulders. Well, he probably is known for a while. Even though Joe Biden lied for the last, I don't know, six months to a year saying he wouldn't do it. They knew they were going to do it. They knew it was coming. What effect does this have on the art? Because I feel like you're usually tapped.

On the which? On his art. I feel like you're usually tapped into his art market. I mean, that's all just money. No, no, the art is like if you, the art is like in the dump. Because the only reason you buy the art is because that's just a money. Curry favor with the president. Yeah, that's just a money laundering thing. Like, you you buy the art is because that's just a favor with the president yeah that's just a money laundering thing like you're buying the art in order to get

you're buying art like you know how like nft is what it really is like all you buy an nft but then it's supposed to get you into this and this and this he's buying art like it's an actual nft no literally you go you buy a million dollar piece of hunter biden's art and then you go hey like my company is having like some zoning issue. Can you talk to the big man? And then he goes, yeah, yeah. He goes, he told me to stop calling him the big man. But yeah.

Yeah, yeah. But like, dude, the moment Trump won the election, your art's worth fucking zero. Oh, yeah. Because you can't curry the favors anymore. There's no favor anymore. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you, if he was going to get out of the prosti game, there is a good, it is a good time to get out of the prosti game because it is a good time to get out of the prosti game.

He ain't getting out of the prosti game. He might not be getting out of the prosti game. But if he is, we talked about this a while back, but they actually passed it, that Belgium's sex workers win maternity pay, pension rights, and a first that has never happened before. Lawmakers voted to give sex workers the same employment protections, contracts, legal protection, sick days, maternity pay, pension rights. There you go. I mean, hey, man, we've been saying on this podcast forever, sex work is real work.

We've been saying that since the beginning of time. I can't remember a time I wasn't saying that. Whether you're making copper mugs or... But Hunter doesn't want to do this, man. He wants a normal run-of-the-mill prostitute. He doesn't want a girl coming in. Next thing you know, she's going to have her, just so you know, for the contract demands that you listen to me tell you about your day.

Oh, I know. That's a tough one. He goes, excuse me, I didn't order the girlfriend experience. Yeah, you would give that. I actually want to have the girlfriend experience. Yeah, it's all girl. They just mandated all girlfriend experience now in Belgium. It says that I would have a meal provided for me.

Yeah, he goes, wait, my laundry's not done. She goes, are you not going to do your laundry yourself? He goes, okay,

I want to do it from, do it from behind. She goes, flip over, I have the not in the mood clause and legally that is my right according to section 454. That is crazy.

He's getting lawyered by the prostitutes. That is crazy that they can just stop, it says they can just midway, they go, I don't want to do this and stop.

That would be wild. Well, I guess if you get a refund. Yeah, you can probably get a refund. Yeah, if you get a refund, I guess. They say they have a button in the room where they put the button there. I mean, they need a blue balls clause for the dudes, though. But you can imagine a scenario where Hunter Button's in the room and she presses the button. The guards come in.

He's got his fucking fist up. He's got the cigarette lighter in his hand. He's just about to... Gang, get crazy. The button's probably actually a decent idea for the prostitutes yeah yeah they got their own policing and stuff but it is interesting though it's like i'm sure none of this stuff's gonna be that enforceable but they said they're getting maternity leave which is like hilarious which is i guess i mean that's crazy i i mean i guess pregnant chicks is like a pension rights imagine being on your pension you go what's your mean i guess pregnant chicks is like a pension rights imagine beyond your pension you go what's your pension for you go suck it like a literal process yeah

you're like well your pimp is like matches your contributions your pimp matches your contributions to your rsb yeah i guess and then this is they said the the process they said employers must be of good character with business residents in belgium and they must ensure their premises are equipped with panic buttons blah blah blah showers and condoms but it is hilarious that they said all the pimps must be in good character well they're not pimps anymore it's just like the bootleggers and you know weed dealers and now they're just like yeah i wear a suit and you can see a pimp being like you saying eyes is motherfucking not good character well they'd be speaking french are you a speaker i am not a good character you

tell me i am not a good character uh and then he's in the judge he threatens to backhand the judge his lawyer his lawyer's putting his hand down he goes don't do that you guys are a reputable businessman now it's a female judge of the pimps that are just like, Your Honor, I know that you're trying to rule against me, saying that I'm not in good character. Can I show you Exhibit A? He just puts his back hand up. Well, probably not even dudes. It's probably chicks.

It's like how it is in Vegas. Oh, you think it's going to be chicks? Madams. Madams. Hunter Biden probably doesn't want to madam him. He wants his boy. He wants to come in, dab the guy up. You know what I mean?

He's so bummed that Biden... I wonder what would happen, though. If Biden won, would he have still pardoned him like is it just pardoned regardless but he just thought like he would help him win yeah i think he what he was just gonna pardon him regardless yeah probably he just waited till like it doesn't have any implications on anything and it's just like yeah there's like the only thing people can do right now is be mad about it yeah you can be mad about it and you can just be like it's tarnishing your legacy and just like all right whatever okay i don't know where i am right now 85 no no clue where i am

yeah it's that it's like yeah it's like i'm making a sandcastle on the beach right now you're gonna change your legacy people are gonna think that you're like uh you know you're not of honest character guys like i've been in politics for 74 years do you know the shit that i've done you know many nicknames i've had he's like i'm currently on genocide joe i'm good on legacy yeah yeah this is honestly this is the the least thing that i've been getting fucking heat for yeah for sure i mean i mean he's not really getting any heat for it he's just doing it and he's saying you know there's well some people are saying this and that well he's saying that you know the the law system is corrupt which is what trump was saying and i guess he's coming around to the idea that yeah you know what even though the department of justice that that charged

and convicted his son is his department of justice oh really yeah it's not like it was like it's merrick garland that guy probably you're like you appointed that guy interesting because that guy i guess must see himself as like very very by the book if even biden couldn't yeah and again what are they some of them like them too because they know it's going to be such a big case that's going to make them famous yeah and what he well it's like what he did was technically illegal and you're like yeah there is a case to be made that if it wasn't this high profile person and it wouldn't have happened but you're like yeah i don't know shit happens all the time it's like people literally fill out forms in america like i can't remember there's a woman in i think the last election who she was like a felon and she thought like she

could vote now and then she couldn't and but she did vote and then but they still let you vote and then she voted and then they like basically found out and like she got like four or five years in jail you have four or five in jail for trying to vote as a felon if you're not allowed to vote and you vote in this country it is a serious crime interesting i can't imagine they're prosecuting that very often it's like insider trading right where they just they make examples of people they find the odd person and they go see this is what happens like we will fucking lock you away for a long time because there's no way to find them all you know it's funny i was watching uh part of uh bring the pain chris wills uh chris wilson uh chris rock yeah and he has a good six minute bit about how they'll never let the vice president be a black person and it was

like it's just funny watching now when like currently the president of the vice president's black she goes they will never let the vice president be black never ever ever ever ever ever not gonna happen you know because why because if they kill the president yeah it's funny because Never let the vice president be black. Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. Not going to happen. You know how it goes. Why? Because if they kill the president. It's funny because Eddie Murphy had, they'll never have a black president.

Right? And he's like, remember? He was like, black president would be like doing a speech. Yeah, we talked about that one. So then I guess. He'd be dribbling. He'd be spinning a basketball on his finger while he's doing the national address. The president's been done.

So I guess I'll do vice president president and then now the next iteration go they ain't never gonna let a black person be speaker of the house they ain't never gonna allow it president vice president dying a plane crash all of a sudden you got a black president president never ever he got that gavel and he's got rims on it that diamond studded gavel never ever ever ever ever he be telling you about aliens and shit yeah i mean you literally like unless you just talk about just your family like comedy doesn't age well anymore like unless you literally just talk about your like wife and kids and your dog you can expect your comedy age quite poorly um danny has an article that we're gonna go oh my god guys this is really hot off the presses right this is it was right we found it we had to change the docking oh yeah we're the printer was like we had to change the docket up. The printer was like, we had to stop the presses.

So this is, I don't know, this is out of, I believe, USA. I don't know, this is out of Showbiz411. I don't know if that's a reputable site, but this is real. Probably very reputable. YMCA, which is a hot song right now. I'm familiar. Due to Trump. It's the Trump anthem.

I don't listen to it though. I plug my ears when it's on. Why do you do that? Why do you plug your ears, Ryan? I don't play around with that gay shit if that's for you. Oh, interesting that you would say that because YMCA writer says

it's not a gay song. Trump uses it at rallies, has made millions of dollars for him. Victor Willis, writer of YMCA, wants to clarify something. The song is not gay themed there's nothing gay about it is this because this guy wrote it and the village people performed it yeah like this guy wrote a song for the village people so he wrote a song he's the cop in the

village people so he's in the village he's in the village people oh i thought this was like a different guy the cop in the village people's trying to say there wasn't a gay song. The gay cop in the village people is trying to say there's nothing gay about it. Nothing. Nothing. I don't even know where you got that idea. He goes on to say Willis is thrilled Donald Trump likes the song, especially since the village people singer says he's made millions from it. He also says his wife is starting to sue people who insist the song is gay themed.

Imagine getting sued because you called the YMCA gay. He says this. He goes, there's been a lot of talk, especially as of late, that YMCA is somehow a gay anthem. As I've said numerous times in the past, that is a false assumption based on the fact that my writing partner was gay and some, not all, of village people were gay. Wait, there was village people that weren't gay?

Apparently. Imagine being in the village guy person, you weren't gay, trying to get pussy. I'm a musician. Yeah, but he goes, and some of, but not all of the village people were gay,

and that the first village people album was totally about gay life. And then he also says, this assumption is also based on the fact that the YMCA was apparently being used as some sort of gay hangout, and since one of the writers was gay, and some of the village people are gay the song must be a message to gay people what is it that i say once again get your minds out of the gutter

it is not your minds out of the gutter not what is it then yeah he's saying young men this is what he says he starts with young men this is what he says he starts with young men this is what he says he goes uh in fact jock who is the co-writer never once told me how to write my lyrics otherwise i would have said to him you don't need me why don't you simply write the lyrics i therefore wrote ymca about the things i knew about the y in the urban areas of san francisco such as swimming basketball track and cheap food and cheap rooms and when i say hang out with all the boys that is simply 1970s black slang for black guys hanging out together for sports gambling or whatever there's nothing gay about that oh shit the cop is the black guy yeah

how did the how did this like not allegedly not gay black guy get wrapped up in the village probably because the leather daddy dude well he's a song good songwriter he wrote fucking this banger dude so he's this so he wrote this song and his okay so everyone else is gay i don't know if they're all but can you imagine he has a wife this dude but you think like he would be just like but for him to be like this isn't a gay anthem you're like this is the gay anthem it's the gay anthem it's the gayest song on earth dude that is the ultimate sorry sorry it's not black guy go we don't have insurance on this podcast and he's he's out he's out to sue people right now so he's very litigious do you think that's why do you think people are gonna have to do retractions then where they're just like,

just wanted to post a retraction that YMCA is nothing gay about it? Yeah, he literally says January 2025, he says, come January 2025, my wife will start suing each and every news organization that falsely refers to YMCA, either in their headlines or alluded to in the base of the story

that YMCA is somehow a gay anthem because such notion is based solely on the song's lyrics alluding to illicit activity for which it does not do you think that it's one of those things where his wife has been accusing him being gay and he was kind of like i'm not gay and she's like you are and you go so why don't you care more than i think your answer is gay and the gayest band on earth and he was like no i'm not he was like well why do you let people say that and be like i guess we should do something about it he was like i guess i goes i'm so surprised that just seems insane where you're like you have this gay band everyone's gay everyone's

wearing the gayest outfits and then just one like straight black guy yeah from the 80s and his lyrics are about like so he's he's saying one guy's like, my lyrics are about sucking dick. Mine's about like blowing a guy in the steam room. Mine was just about hanging out with the homies. Just playing basketball and gambling at the Y. Cheap rooms and cheap food. Nothing gay about that.

Yeah. Those guys might've been doing that, but I was actually playing dice in the other room. Yeah. That's maybe what people didn't really like, you know, it was like, yeah, you know, all these band members, they all just live with their roommates, even though we're rich now. Because it was the 70s. It's like, I got a wife, but they all just live together. None of them seem to have wives or girlfriends or anything.

Do you think this is news to him? He calls up the other YMCA guy and you go, can you believe you're calling a gay? We're like, yeah, we're all gay. He goes, what the fuck? He goes, yeah, I'm the gay Indian, the gay biker. You're the gay cop. He goes, gay cop? What do you mean, gay cop? The fuck? He goes, yeah, I'm the gay Indian, you know, the gay biker. You're the gay cop. He goes, gay cop? What do you mean, gay cop?

The fuck? Those cops are badass. What do you mean, gay cop? What's gay about it? And he goes, I don't know. Do you not know we're all gay? Excuse me? Excuse me.

When did you come out? Like, this year? I mean, that's fine. I'm not telling you how to live your life he was like we were blowing dudes on the tour but i thought we hazing yeah that was a joke i thought we were hazing him i thought you're doing something gay because it's like so not gay dude you don't remember me laughing yeah you don't think it's weird we always refer to your wife as the beard you don't you don't you never caught on we always call your wife your beard he goes i

thought that was just slang yeah i don't know why you thought it was white slang i don't know what the fuck you white people be you white people be crazy with your native slang that's something else this guy insane yeah but i think because trump's made him so much money because he's made millions from trump so do you think he's like trying to put that out there to keep the gravy train rolling? Yeah, to keep the Trump gravy train rolling a bit. Do you think the Trump campaign reached out to him and they're like, yo, if you want to put a statement out that said there's nothing gay about this song, we'd really appreciate that.

Yeah, we wouldn't hate it. Yeah, we wouldn't hate it. We're lying in your pockets here, but we don't love all this gay stuff. Are any of the other YMCA guys still alive? That's a good question. I don't know, but I don't think Do you not remember that half your band got HIV? This is nuts.

There's a gay sailor. The construction worker is maybe the gayest shit I've ever seen. There's a gay cowboy. Gay Indian. You go, why are all the people wearing belly tops then? He goes, it was hot out. Look at this pilot. Look how gay

he looks. He's wearing the stewardess outfit. But he has his shirt all open and he's like a twink. In his mind, he's like, yeah, that's just showing chest hair. I mean, there is a fine line between sometimes a 70s rock star and a gay guy. That's true. But still, they didn't dress up as a firefighter with his dick out. It is funny because he's the black guy.

He's at the front. So he's maybe like, they're all behind me. I didn't even know they were doing that. They were gay this whole time? Well, on the topic of gay news. Gay news. That's the whole jingle gay news first reading ontario you saw this probably everyone's probably seen this it was i probably

got tagged in this a hundred times ontario town fined ten thousand dollars for refusing to celebrate pride month in ontario town uh and its officials ordered to complete mandatory human rights training after refused so basically wear the ribbon it's 100 you don't want to wear oh oh i want to wear the rebound it's justin trudeau showing up with his band of fucking band of gays like we don't want to wear the best part too is they go we don't have a flagpole yeah that was the greatest part they go we can't do we don't have a flag we don't have a flagpole We don't have a flagpole Well you fucking better Get a flagpole

Cause in this town We put flags out Yeah we put flags up You better get a fucking Ten flagpole All the cops show up And they have guns That shoot sparkles

That's just a warning Bang That's What an amazing thing To be like Yeah I can't We can't put any flags up But we don't have a flagpole

So We'd love to put your Rainbow pride flag up Yeah we don't We don't put any flags up But we don't have a flagpole So We'd love to put your Rainbow pride flag up Yeah we don't We don't have poles Is the funniest excuse No pole though And this is some town

In the sticks 10,000 people deep Yeah it's like Or not even I think it's like 1,500 people 1,300 people Yeah it's just like

A town They're like Do you think that One of Trudeau's gay ministers Is just walking through the town And he goes Something's off Yeah

First off Why are we even here? Are we lost or something? They were just driving Through their town On the way to like A native reserve Where they're gonna give

A speech about the land And how they want You know It's their land And then he smells it And he goes Something's off here Yeah what's going on here?

All I see is Canadian flags There's rainbugs everywhere Smelling a little too much Canadian flags Stop the car Justin not a little too much Canadian flags. Stop the car. Justin Trudeau wants him to stop the car. Puts his finger out. No.

No. Something's off. You know what he does? He's one of those native trucker dudes. He knows how to do, you know how like blind people, there's a couple of those blind guys that said they learned how to talk by doing sonar. Yeah. He kind of does one of those where he goes, hi.

Hi. He goes, i'm not here i'm not i'm not hearing any sonar back nothing bouncing off nothing bouncing off because it only bounces off the game yeah it just keeps going no my sonar is not working something's going on something's off yeah well hey man that's how it starts they go hey you just got it and they're saying you guys you know you just got to do it a week any week of your choice that's your choice but it's gonna happen yeah one way or the other any week of your choice just do it you know what else is funny is the town's called emo i know which is just the reason they don't do the flag is because they're all just like no you're like we need to put that rainbow flag it's just a bunch of people they got eye shadow on and they're all in trench what's the point yeah fuck you dad what's the point of any of this

fuck you papa trudeau i chime in with the and he goes trudeau the the township of emo is on trial for his human rights tribunal and they go do you have a do you have any thing to say for yourself and he goes when i was a young boy came into the city the best too is it's such a small town that you know like they probably had like a town meeting oh yeah at the arena well they probably right where everybody shows up at the arena well they're probably like they want to put the gay flag and everyone's like the fuck's a gay Well, they're probably like, they want us to put the gay flag, and everyone's like, the fuck's a gay flag? They're literally like, what are they even talking about?

What's a gay flag? Do we have any gay people here? He goes, I think Tim's gay. No, everyone has a good laugh over that. Oh, yeah. I'm sure. Oh, yeah. The guy's drinking Bud Light.

Everyone has a good laugh over that one. Tim's gay, ain't he? Okay, guys. Can we wrap this up yet? The game's starting at 10. Yeah. Because I got to go clean the ice. Got the Zamboni there.

Zamboni's running, just burning gas right now. Oh, all right. If you're gay, say hi. Come on, Tim. Put the hand up, Timbo. Because I'm not gay. All right. Well, we got no gay people.

I don't see no need for a gay pride flag. Trudeau wants us to put the flag. You go, does anyone ever... What is the gay flag? They're all like Googling what the gay flag is. Rainbow. Rainbow? Oh, what?

We're not Maple Leafs fans. Township of emo Doesn't want to do it Good shit Good shit happening In Canada Hilarious shit Happening in Canada

And there was one more There was one more Do you think They'll capitulate Or they'll just Take the 10k fine I think they take Like you think

They'll just be like Alright everybody Pitch in 5 bucks We're not doing this shit That's so funny You know what happens Is they do a drive Like the way that

You do a hockey drive where they go around and they're selling almonds. They got like a Theo Fleury jersey that he donated because he's like the big anti-vax dude. Theo Fleury donated a jersey. We're going to auction this off. Five bucks a pop, everybody. That pays for us not having to put up the gay flag.

The gay flag fund is the auction off a hockey jersey jersey couple twigs couple rides on the Zamboni Zamboni driver for a day

kind of thing everyone's got a chip in here if it's not gonna be money it's gonna be services yeah yeah

services couple landscaping services some snow removal someone knitted a quilt yeah we're not saying it the Legion Hall is dedicated we're gonna donate A couple of landscaping services, some snow removal. Someone knitted a quilt. Yeah. We're not paying it.

The Legion Hall is dedicated. We're going to donate. It's only going to be $100, and you get a full night at the Legion Hall. Yeah, we have free rental at the Legion Hall. They always do. The hockey tournament's all we used to do. You have to buy a ticket to the fundraiser, and it's like $100. That was the classic. You go, and you get a piece of chicken for $100.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a good deal. We have the practice. Sport the local squad. Practically have to play. I don't know if they can afford the practice. No, but we have a Rush cover band. This is going to be playing.

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wrote you gay in chalk and they've got the cavalry on it yeah well that's i think that's what happens is you know they just kind of where's this one this is alabama okay this is in alabama yeah this is alabama you gay in chalk yeah oh yeah that says you gay. And then the other one says suck at basketball, ho. Maybe it says gays suck at basketball, ho. That's so fucking funny. Yeah. I mean, we're literally arresting like a perp walking an eight-year-old. So the kid's got chalk all over his hands and goes, found him.

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it's like something he'd make just like some style of boondocks yeah like some 600 pound dude on like a rascal scooter with an oxygen tank like rapping for an arena sure i've never seen anything like this though the guy is eight i think he's like 800 pounds or whatever maybe more massive and he sits on a couch and he just sings like imagine going to a concert and you're just like it's a guy on the couch like basically what Cosby was doing near the end. He's 90 years old. He's America's Rita McNeil.

Deep cut for the Canadians. There's a Canadian singer named Rita McNeil. She was pretty famous. The big joke was eat a big meal. She died of being fat. She was the reference for fat people for a year. Literally in Canada for the whole 90s, early 2000s. Yeah.

That was the reference and we had john candy that's true it wasn't john candy rita mcneil's hilarious um you know what in comedy news there was one thing um i don't know if you saw anthony jeselnik's been on a tear right now yeah he's been doing a podcast tour you know trashing and he kind of said in the special and all this sort of stuff but he says he's like he's my friend like i can't imagine he says he likes him but he's a loser but he's been kind of doing he's doing interviews when i guess he's he's sort of taking the other side of it where he says that uh you know like he's he hates when people complain about cancel culture yeah yeah it was but he's but he's kind of uh i guess he's doing like a lot of press and

he keeps saying it over and over again it's kind of one of those things where I'm like, the thing he says, you're just like, everyone thinks that. Yeah, for sure. You're like, but it's always one of those things where- There's like 10 comics you don't think though. Yeah, it kind of also was like, there's kind of a couple parts of it. He's sort of like old edgy, which is a lot of like, you know, dead babies and pedophiles. Yeah.

And new edgy was more like the stuff you're not supposed to say sure yeah yeah i mean my most annoying thing with him was he had that like clip that was going around where he's like you know if people are mad at you at a show then like you know you're just not doing it right like he basically had that clip where he's just like you know you're not meant to and you're like dude you've probably walked a million people like what are you talking about dude you've probably walked more than fucking sam kinnison like for you to be like yeah if people are mad at you that just means like it's it's like he says uh what was it the uh andy warhol it's like arts about like getting away with it or whatever you're like yeah yeah when people ask for refunds is that you getting

away with it is that what that is because i guarantee you like you have been maybe the most comic who people show up and women who like literally like crying back in the day yeah but probably not maybe not so much now yeah because now it's like they're just like oh at least he wasn't talking about you know george floyd right yeah exactly but you're like for him to say that you're like that's just well there's kind of the other part of it too where you're at the time it was kind of like yeah that is true but the guy who came from a blog to like write an article about it, you're kind of like, yeah, but that guy wasn't there to laugh. But the more important part was it was kind of a,

it was one of those things where, yeah, everyone kind of realizes that that stuff's a little bit over. And even at the time, the whole way through this, we've had the take where people go, you know, you can't do comedy anymore. We've always been like, yes, you can. I do. What do you, I mean, I've always said like, what do you think i do every night yeah exactly like i remember you

used to do when we kind of had some big videos people go you know you they want you to say you can't do comedy anymore and it was like yeah i mean well then what do you what do you think i do just bomb non-stop every night say the line comedy's no laughing matter right now but to me it was one of those things too where you if you think of it like but it did happen where if you were like a in a gang for example right like you're a criminal uh you can probably be like yeah there's gonna be some police but if in one year they turn they like 10x the police you can be you might be like there's way more police right now and then someone's like oh you're complaining about the police you're like well i'm not complaining but that did happen yeah that did

happen for sure like the idea that everyone was kind of like there was like a hysteria around that or whatever to say that like it didn't happen you're like it did happen so you could be you could say yeah it's corny to complain about it um but also you complain about comedy but also but i'm saying though if you were like let's say your friend gets canceled or whatever right yeah or like your friend gets uh like in trouble david daniel tosh gets in trouble for the rape joke right you could uh still it's probably you could still be like i would rather like i'm on his side than like these bloggers are gay sure and still behind closed doors be like well i mean you know maybe that joke was it but you're still like it's one of those things where uh bros before hoes it's a bros before hoes things but also it's like but

even though you can admit where you're like also you can see yourself in that same position but you're like obviously people are gonna get mad but at the same time you're like yeah but i'm not gonna be on the side of the people getting mad no no exactly and it's like the joke i mean i like i i actually find it funny but the joke that was going around where he's like trashing joe rogan fans ago that joke didn't even really make sense it's like what's like the and he goes he's uh my brother-in-law is a big conspiracy theorist the type of person who listens to joe rogan and he thinks that he's like not an organ donor because uh like if you get in an accident like the ambulance uh par paramedics will, like, harvest your organs or whatever.

And he goes, and he knows because he's a paramedic. So, he's harvesting other people's organs. Yeah, but, like, the punchline doesn't really make sense with the premise where you're, like, if he's doing the organ harvesting. I don't know. I just was, like, I don't know. Yeah, I guess the joke is that he's. It's, like, a misdirection that doesn't really make sense. Well, that's what they all are.

I know, but it's, you know. I don't know. that one kind of made sense to me i don't know you're like oh how do you like he's saying that or he's saying that paramedics are harvesting people's organs and the twist is but he's calling him a conspiracy theorist but then you're like well but you're saying he's the guy who thinks it's a conspiracy but then is doing it yeah i got news for you his brother-in-law is not actually a i'm aware i'm aware i don't think he has a brother-in-law the kind of yeah i think a lot of it too is that you'll never but my point is you you know that people always talk about like people hate the people closer to them more than they um than they hate like people that are different yeah like they'll always be kind of like more inter-squabbling with people that are somewhat similar of a genre sure yeah like you're gonna

see less fighting between yeah he probably doesn't like because he's like i'm getting lumped in with them like these like edge lords and he's like i'm not an edge lord he's like i'm right i'm an artist i think it's yes i think it's old it's old edgy versus new edgy you know what i mean exactly there's always going to be a rift between like older edgy versus the new for sure because he's like i don't say i'm edgy i don't say racist things though because stop lumping me in with that shit yeah or like i say racist things but everyone knows i have the right opinion in real life or something like that yeah but it was kind of because i always go back and forth on this but it was there was a couple things where i was just like like where i in the last little bit where i was just just like, things have been out of control.

And then there's a couple things where I was like, it's been out of control the other way. Like I saw Russell Peters, he was on like a podcast. I think it was PBD. And he was basically saying, he kind of had a point where he goes,

you know, I had a daughter that she decided that she was maybe going to be trans. And then she decided, oh, maybe I'm just gay. So I didn't let her transition. I was like, this stuff's out of control. She was just on the internet too much.

And PBD's like, were you mad about it? And he goes, well, I kind of didn't believe it at the time. And then I saw it was getting quote tweeted and every comment being like, that's how you know you failed as a parent. It was just so- For not letting her transition? No, because-

Just considering it? Yeah, he wasn't hardline enough about it. parent like it was just so not letting her transition no because uh considering it yeah like he wasn't even hard he wasn't like hard line enough about it but the fact that you're you know she was even like and you're just like this is a normal guy yeah like yeah it was kind of uh there was losing track it's like sometimes these internet people lose track of like what a normal person looks like non what now what do you what do you know what it is you know what i mean but it's just like when you I was like, you're not, I mean,

emo Ontario to be like, I'm non-binary. They're like, there's two genders. Right. So then, so that there was a bit like that when I was watching it, I was just like,

this guy's getting blasted for just being like the most normal guy. Yeah. Normal. Just normal. And then, uh, recently the band knock loose was on, uh,

Kimmel, uh, or Fallon or Kimmel, uh, Kimmel, Kimmel. Yeah. And then everyone was kind of like

this is like demonic and all that stuff and i literally i was like i saw a bunch of i i saw kind of some hoopla about it and i saw the articles and then i was like let me watch the performance and i was literally like this is sick yeah well it's it's full pole reversal here like it's a full pole basically you know the conservatives in the 90s would have been like this is demonic and now the super liberal people are like this is demonic because no conservatives watch jimmy kimmel yeah so sometimes i go back and forth but then i told you i've been watching designated survivor yeah and probably one of my favorite things is to like watch a season through 2019 oh and it's you forget when you're watching these shows it is it was maybe the craziest thing i've ever seen in my life so did you guys you gotta listen i recommend watching it

uh how many when does it start it's the well i only three seasons i auditioned for it before i moved really i think i saw some of our friends are in it yeah so it must have been buddy i must audition for in 2018 this show so it starts out and basically he's the he he was the designated survivor he becomes the president there's like a terror plot line he's the centrist independent president he's not going to pander to democrats he's not going to pander to republicans he's sort of in the middle by season three this show so for so first off they announced that he has like a trans sister-in-law she moves into the white house he starts giving speeches about trans rights oh my god really buddy it's it's fucking the entire thing this is all in like i actually might watch it now

just based on this because i want to see this. You have to watch this, dude. So that's the first thing. First thing, he's got this trans sister-in-law that he didn't have because his wife died, so she would have already been in the news. Comes out. She walks in the bathroom in the White House. Someone calls the cops on her. No way.

Some white lady comes in, and she goes, why is there? You were in the wrong bathroom. And then the president's, you know, he's very toiling. He's like his whole thing. So he's got this present. And then after that, the first one, they're trying to stop this like terrorist or whatever. Right. The new one, they're trying to stop a biohacker terrorist, which is a white supremacist that made a disease that only kills black people.

And then the the rocket scientist uh falls on the ground he has a hail hitler tattoo the rocket scientist so literally not that actually so it's nazi rocket scientists have developed a bioweapon that only kills black people then he hires only so his staff he keeps hiring all these young guys and he hires the like really young gay black guy. Yeah. And then the six foot five secret service guy who's like the, you know, like 260 pounds jacked him and the other gay staffer have like, they have, they start to fall in love

because they're both gay. And then the secret service guy, he's like, this guy's 260 pounds, all pure muscle. They have a graphic gay sex scene between the two of them. And then they're in the White House, and the two of them, they're trying to start a meeting, but the two of them are in a fight in the White House because the one didn't disclose that he has HIV. Were they in other seasons, these characters?

No, they just brought this guys in? Cause that'd be funny if those guys were like 2018, we're just like fucking and they go, yeah, we need to do some really gay shit right now. They brought this guy in. So then one episode they cut down from the biohacker, uh, trying to white supremacist biohackers. Then the trans girl, she goes to trans support group and the president's like watching and learning about how trans people are.

Then his vice president, uh, decides he's going run but it's he's latino and then they have all the conversations of whether he's latino or not latino enough and then and then his his wife thinks he's not being latino enough because he needs to say more latino things and then what are more latino things he needs to like change his name like uh roll the R's I guess a little more. He's like what's your name? Henry. And his wife goes

what's your name? He goes Hector. Hector. You gotta what you gotta do is you gotta just if it's riling you up

too much watching these 2019 last or designated survivors you gotta go watch a 2019 episode of Last Man Standing which is now

Well this guy there's just a little palate cleanser oh the every plot line is there's a baby that came in here and there there was a baby uh the baby uh was an illegal immigrant baby and then it needed a heart surgery and every it's funny because there's like they were they're they're arguing over whether they kill the baby. And all the right-wing people are protesting outside being like... Why would they kill the baby? Because the baby needed a transplant or whatever.

So they're just fighting. But it's just funny, like a protest outside, like, do not give this baby a transplant. It's what the right-wing people are protesting. Yeah, that's what they're making a turn to the right-wing people. They're outside protesting a baby. Which they wouldn't. They would want to save the baby they might they might even say like hey i don't know if they should be in line with the other people but i just don't think there'd be like a bunch of people with signs yelling and screaming not to save the baby fuck i want to watch it just to

see all the people we know who are having to in these scenes oh there's lots of lots of people we know and the thing that's so funny it's so it's there's not a single scene that isn't like all out fucking yeah 2019 craziness yeah and it's funny because this guy is the independent president that was his whole thing right and there's not a single plot line that's crazy because i bet you i mean i know oh and then the black then the guy that uh works at the white house the gay black guy yeah uh he he walks home from the White House because he walks in a bad neighborhood and he gets hate-crimed. So then the president decides he needs to clean up black neighborhoods, so he starts working with the Black Caucus. It's like every single thing is out of a textbook. So then you kind of forget how crazy fucking wild that era was.

Oh, man. I don't have time to look this up, but I can guarantee you if I look at the writers rooms going from like 2016 2017 2018 you just see a lot of ladies popping up in 2019 you see a lot of dudes dropping off for sure a lot of dudes dropping off a lot of ladies showing up 1000% dude is he dudes dropping off oh yeah oh yeah i recommend watching it but you have to watch season two to see how crazy it gets into season three because it was out of nowhere there was like one or two of these plot lines but he's always you know uh worried about being fair like they just made him a completely different human being over the course of a year hey man i mean that just speaks to

hollywood and they just like because the weasels who work in like hollywood they just go whatever i know whatever to keep the fucking gravy train going. And I think that people were so afraid of their own writers. Like the showrunner of that show was probably going to the writer's room with all the girls and they, like, he walks in there like, you're like, you know what? I am your boss. Yeah. Yeah.

No, they were very much like, you know what? Let's just keep this to just like what we've been doing for the last two years. It's been working. People are liking it. And they go, nah nah he's reading the script you're like so these the two gay black guys arguing about stealthing uh that's what it was they're arguing about stealthing and the guy comes in and he was like oh i need we have a meeting in the white house he's like we need a second the guy's crying because he's he's not sure that the

the like the secret service guy is going to fuck him anymore. I love that, too, because that was the diversity stuff. And then the black dudes are like, sick, finally, we got a juicy role. He goes, you're gay with HIV. He goes, come on. I just can't get a regular role? Why do I got to be like fucking 10 things in one? I got to check so many boxes.

I wasn't getting any roles. Now you're like, here's a roll, but you're gay with HIV. They covered every single base though. The funniest part was, to me, probably the funniest part was the white supremacist rocket scientists, biohackers, and they walk into the building and everyone's sick and then they knock on the white people's doors and they're like, how's it going? Yeah, of course. It doesn't affect the white people's doors and they're like how's it going yeah of course it doesn't it doesn't affect the white people no no they talk about they like literally went from never

mentioning this stuff to every second word is privilege this privilege oh yeah yeah yeah it's something else i'm kind of like i've been having a fucking kind of a laugh about it that's actually not bad i don't think i'll finish it i did like probably five episodes in this third season i think i'm done with it because I feel like it's just a crappy 24 kind of. It was. That's what it was for first season. Yeah. I don't need to besmirch my positive feelings about 24 with this.

But if you're saying this is happening. First season I liked. But then this has nothing to do with that. This is a whole different ball game, my friend. That's season three or four? Three. There must have been a big gap between season two and a lot happened. Because it says, I looked it up up it says it's 2016 to 2019 uh i believe three seasons yeah it was it's just funny to see this like that you were met like you kind of forget how crazy that

era was that's crazy and then kovid came probably the the showrunner kovid came and he's just like uh three seasons season three was only 10 episodes. So 10 episodes, season three basically, there you go, this thing's on its way out because it was half order. Only 10 episodes versus 22. Yeah, they squeezed it all into 10 episodes. They squeezed it in.

And it moved from ABC to Netflix, so that was kind of... Alright. So then there's that. So sometimes you're just like... Things are getting more normal, but it's hard to say because there's a lot of stuff going on here like you remember these look check these guys this is women for that are mad about trump just yelling at the ocean yeah they do a yelling at the ocean session i mean there was a dude there was an article in Newsweek last week where they interviewed five women who were having their uteruses removed because Trump won. I know, that's always popping up.

You're like crazy. You're like, I'm actually having my uterus removed because just Trump won? Okay. So these ladies, they meet once a week to go do their yells. They yell in the ocean. They kind of sound like seagulls a bit. It's hard to distinguish. I would be insane if you're dating a girl and she has to go do that.

You go, what are you doing? And she's like, I'm getting my uterus. You're like, you're 25. Why don't you just wait for him to not be in office? He goes, I can't take the risk of getting. I can't take the risk. Yeah, it seems like a overkill yeah it's not a vasectomy like vasectomy is reversible but i'll tell you one thing and

twitter is just right-wing people arguing with each other now i think twitter twitter needed some left-wing people on there because i told you that was literally what i said with the blue sky you were right i think right-wing twitter like twitter is so conservative now they don't know what to do without like left-wing people to fight with. Yeah, they're all just like, let's head all over to blue sky and then screen grab those and come back to here and dunk on them.

Remember I used to have that joke where I was like, Wasega Beach is just where like Genos go to fight each other. Yeah. Which is kind of true because it's like, but they didn't want to fight each other.

They would love if like some white dudes showed up that were like frat boys that they can get in a fight with. For sure. But the problem was it was only dudes with Honda Civics. Yeah, it was just all guidos.

It was only guidos, so they just have to go fight each other. Yeah. And I think it's like, that's not their first choice. No, not their first choice. They'd rather fight some white guys, some black guys, maybe a group of Indian dudes. But it's just like, that's not who's there. Yeah, it's like you're playing a basketball game and you're just destroying the team. And they go, we're leaving.

You go, well, that's fine. We fight each other. Yeah, but we want to play still to play still and you go okay we'll play each other each other you know that's not as fun it does feel like that's what's going on in conservative twitter i know i know every time i log on it's just like two people fighting then i was like oh i didn't even know you guys i thought you're friends yeah i thought you're friends you go well we have to find something to be mad about between us just like it's a mix of like when you're especially if you're getting paid on twitter you're like i gotta have like 10 hot takes a fucking hour yeah so you're like there's 10 things i disagree with an hour 500 stupid

questions yeah and i think are you more of a red person or a blue person those are even better gang chime in what's your favorite color the rage bait's even better oh i hate that shit rage bait that you're not the rage bait like uh that what would you call that just clickbait well that's just like engagement farming literally that's the word yeah yeah although they didn't they did put in a new uh little like feature where you can um you can basically like it's not really like changing the layout, but it basically turns it into like a Tinder style where you can swipe right and swipe left on people's posts to just mute them.

Permanently just mute them. So that now you're just on there and you just like, instead of having to go like the three buttons, mute this account, you just swipe right and never see it again. Never see them again. Yeah. That's all right. Yeah. Pretty good.

I don't use it a whole lot these days, if I'm being honest. No, I like it, but it's not. Engagement farming. You've got to be such a loser to fucking respond to engagement farming. Oh, insane. Like, dude, the amount of people who are just like- Y'all a titty man or an ass man? What y'all be thinking?

They came out with this- Guys, don't age. They came out with this thing where they go, oh, this is how the people who make money, it's like you only make money from verified followers who are commenting on your posts or whatever. So then people are like, all my verified followers, where you at? A thousand of those just being like,

just want to see who's verified, who's following me. Drop a comment below. Every fucking retard is just like, i don't know one of the fights actually um because i feel like gnome at the comedy cellar um who i like a lot yeah me too but he really hates that conspiracy theories like that's just like uh one of his most hated things yeah like he he really doesn't like like tucker carlson candace owens sort of thing it like really irks him right and it was kind of i was kind of thinking that it's almost in life but also everywhere um that it's almost so if you think of conspiracy minded is sort of like your brain's open you know what i mean you're like i'm open to any idea and open to thing and then sort of uh when you're closing your mind you're kind of like

all right i'm not exploring anymore let me try to like figure out these ideas yeah and there is something to be said about uh even not just in thinking but it's like you know being too open drives you crazy well i mean being too closed is like makes you just cynical and dug in on positions. I see it all the time for the people who are like, yeah, I'm open to anything. Is there a conspiracy theory you don't believe in? Yeah. They lied about COVID

and all this stuff, so I distrust everything. You just believe every single conspiracy? Every single one? There's no discernment anymore. You hear one you hear one you go yeah that's true too yeah it's hard to parse out you know when you just have to be critical have you ever thought like in your life or whatever same with or like it could be even like girls or could be just like jobs where you're kind of like okay i need to make some changes i'm open to this

you're like kind of open to everything but if you stay in that state too long you just start to get depressed sure and i mean you can just spin around well don't people say like when you do acid it like opens up your brain but if you're there forever it's like you never come back yeah i mean you can't just only do acid yeah so i think that i mean i guess this is maybe what you'd expect me to think is the bit in the in between sort of thing but i do think the real answer is like you need to open it and then shut it again so you can kind of rejig everything and then you're like open so it's like periods where like there's periods i'm open to sort of like more ideas and watching everything and and then there's periods where you're like okay now i need to make sense of the stuff that i have

in here well also like if you're that's probably the best yeah but you're like hey here's a new idea and you go okay i like you know i always like when someone proposes some sort of conspiracy theory i'm like i look for things that prove it and disprove it and i mean yeah you can find tons of stuff that'll just prove your point if that's all you're looking for right and then you go if you just that's the only thing you look for is and then you go well it's just a confirmation but yeah that's a good point too just like yeah i'll find 10 things that prove it you go well you started at i believe this you didn't start out i'm skeptical of this you started at the point of like oh i already believe this let me just confirm it you go yeah you can do that but even in there right there are times

where let's say you're doing a joke even right and i go okay i'm right trying to write this joke about um let's say trains yeah okay it's not the autistic listeners are listening no let's say you're trying to write a joke about uh you know you have a point that uh women be shopping women okay so at first you'd kind of be thinking like should i be doing this joke about women be shopping what should i be doing jokes about and then you're kind of picking what you're trying what you're trying and then at some point you need to decide and put your brain on that. And that during that process, you don't want anyone walking in being like,

what if you did it about this? Like you need, at some point you kind of need to be able to like, too many cooks in the kitchen, but you also need to close your own brain off. So then you can actually work. It's like, yeah,

you know, yeah, you're right. Sorry. It is too many cooks in the kitchen. Cause it was like a writer's room where, or like a, everyone's throwing product ideas out. But at some point you need to be like okay

well now we're picking one and we're gonna actually try to solve it yeah exactly so it's like but then every once in a while you probably do need the introspective and be like yo is this whole thing wrong like am i like on the yeah going down the wrong path but if you that's why i feel like a lot of times you need to do uh it's it's it is a it's not the easiest thing in the world to figure out how to do both so you kind of it is a and i'm probably don't do it right no one ever does it perfect but i feel like it is an equation that like is constantly rejigging because you always need to be kind of like the thing is some conspiracy theories are being right but you know but the idea of being like it's everything i think fucking wrong

like if you're constantly in that state, I think you'd end up in a fucking loony bin. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you are open to every conspiracy, you will end up there too. Like, if you don't have any sort of discernment about these things.

So at some point, you probably need to like maybe pick one. Here's the thing. It takes the most amount of time to be critical about an idea. Because then you're like, it requires the most amount of time to like research, an idea because then you're like it requires the most amount of time to like research find both sides of it come to a conclusion like you know taking all the information whereas if you just are like just looking to confirm or deny then you're like that's the easiest path yeah the least amount of time but it's not

you're not going to necessarily arrive at the truth there yeah i guess and i guess if you're too closed off to new ideas you just become dogmatic yeah exactly which is you know blue sky that's what that's the word i was looking for so yeah too open you you like lose your mind and you're too closed you become dogmatic and you probably need to figure out the equation that you go how do i take it right to the edge what's what's my point where i'm like right to the edge where I'm not losing my mind? Sure. But I mean, hey man,

there's a lot of people who are in that super dogmatic space who are just like, it's easy living. It is maybe easy living, you know. It's easy living. You're over on Blue Sky. You're right. Dogmatic is easy living. You just do.

You go on Blue Sky, you go, we are not going to let him win. That's your tweet every day. 10,000 likes. And you just go, yeah. I didn't even say anything. It is funny that some people become dogmatic about their conspiracies because then you're like that you had to just some to survive for your brain to keep working then you become dogmatic about your conspiracies then you need to but yeah i mean you get stuck in like a loop

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On a healthier note How about this? Do you think that bestiality Is too cool of a name For what it is? I thought it was a rock and roll thing that's why i said if you go my buddy's in a bestiality you're picturing this guy coming over he's doing a back flip off the roof into the pool it's nasty at tech techs yeah just fucking down yeah just blowing

the fucking nastiest vape clouds this guy's in a bestiality dude you're like oh shit this guy's got a fucking mother load vape cloud he blows the rings through the rings yeah he blows the rings through the rings and then then he dives through one into the pool and then in reality you just hear him go into the kitchen you hear meow that's less cool beastiality um so we did we've talked a bunch uh or we did an episode where we talked about the human error revealed uh the new zealand navy ship sinking uh-huh well no we didn't know that yeah what the they it was an unfortunate accident that happened when a the first female uh it was a submarine or naval she was like the something like that she's like the first female like naval captain in new zealand's history happened to be on the ship when it sunk

exactly and the two things were unrelated and people were saying that there was a hundred articles there's a lot to be like it was not user error It was the ship malfunctioned. It would have happened to anybody. So what's the update on that, Ryan? Human error revealed as the cause. Rats. Rats. The rats.

That's too bad. According to the report, it's found the ship was on autopilot and the crew failed to turn off the autopilot. Could happen to anybody. But a lot of publications went pretty hard being like, oh, Aziz. Oh, just because she's a woman. Right. Right. Yeah.

Hey, what do you think about, you know, there's the Meghan Markle took down the royal family. Yeah. I love that you refuse to say her name properly. Markle? Yeah. I like Markle better. I think she looks a lot like a Markle. Ex the royal family. Yeah. I love that you refuse to say her name properly. Markle? Yeah. I like Markle better. I think she looks a lot like a Markle. Ex-German Chancellor.

Meghan Markle? No, Angela Markle. Angela Markle. Angela Markle. So, Meghan Markle. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's probably why I'm getting it screwed up. Do you think that after...

Both real lookers. That's probably why. Yeah, yeah. Two smoke shows. Two smoke shows. I can't tell the difference between them. Do you think that megan markle after she's done with prince harry she tried to take down other royal families like she's dating like the saudi prince i mean that she started breaking up like the uae royal family that's an upwards move if you get the saudi prince

you know what i'm saying way more coin than that that's what i'm saying yeah but you know what they're like those other families they're not they're you know if she goes to fucking uh what is that mbs or whatever that dude like he's not dealing with any of her bullshit like ah she's not gonna be able to pull the same get that only she's like we're living in different houses he's like no we're not i don't you have your quarters you can stay there yeah actually and then you're like by law i can actually punish you with lashings if you decide to speak out you're like you're not embarrassed you're like by law i can actually punish you with lashings if you decide to speak out you're like you're not embarrassed you're not cucking me publicly are you out of your fucking that is true if she tried to pull this shit she pulled on harry on the saudi prince god she'd be in a trunk right

now dude yeah she's being all like uh no way that's happening you can't pull that shit on the uae no maybe like the you know king of sweden or some shit like one of those there's probably some of them that still get cocked but then there's a point where they've had enough and then you're just like now you're in prison yeah for adultery you're not doing that no they go yeah you basically you know you uh you disobeyed like the law of marriage by the way that you didn't have any uh respect disobeyed god and god oh man no no you're not doing any of that shit you gotta find i don't know what you gotta definitely like some very left-wing like show money but are we underestimating are we underestimating her ability to infiltrate

a royal family and take it down because she you know she might get you're saying that she can have her work cut out for her that's why it's a one-up they have more money they have more rules but is it still is there a possibility she could pull it off if anyone could i mean she's that would make her like some sort of like monarchy black widow that's what i think she is yeah rolls through them and just fucking do not let and you see your son and you're like a king and you see your son dating this girl and you're like son you cannot that's bad you stay away from him because we got a fucking shipping container for of Ukrainian escorts. You don't need her.

There's 50 of them just waiting. I think it is. Sir, they all died. We got another one coming. Forgot to fucking drill air holes. Just open up. If anyone

can do it, I'd say it's her yeah uh south korea they have martial law that's a lot going on that lasted uh 10 hours yeah they had 10 hours there's nothing i love more than when they just start fucking rocket rock them sock them in the parliament oh yeah well that's the thing they like refuse to leave because that's like how you give up uh i guess that's how like it takes over so like What was the original thing about in South Korea? Do you know? Basically, they have, I think, a conservative government. And then he just didn't like what the opposition was doing.

So then he's like, I'm doing martial law. And there was tanks in the streets and all this stuff. And then the people who were in their parliament were like, barricade themselves inside. Because they're like, if they leave, then that's how, I guess, a coup happens so weird too where you're like it's like specific to like an actual physical building you know like as much as you think this government is like you know it's the government of the land you go no we just have to take this building over right kind of thing and

so then all these people like we're not leaving this building and so then they barricaded them in and then it was just like i don't know lasted half a day that's like if you were on like a bender and you went to bed at 6 a.m and you woke up at like 8 p.m the whole thing was over you missed the whole coup the fighting is incredible yeah i don't know but i don't know how much actual like there's no blood spilled or anything nobody like died or even was there just punching each other yeah they're punching each 100 there and yeah so in the south korean uh parliament when they were punching people they're accidentally punching the wrong guy for sure there's no question people are punching their own guys i punched kim i thought that was kim zero chance there wasn't any my bad kim

because that's i'm a different kim he's got his boss in a headlock just fucking calamity of errors over there yeah he's got his yeah he's got his boss and his fucking uh his brother in a head sure sure i mean that is me that's just good to make you know other countries feel better about their politics you know at least we're not fucking that exactly you know hungary they always get in those fights too oh yeah oh eastern europe oh eastern europe guy's like, they're doing ladder matches for who gets to be prime minister. Oh, they're literally just like, has like a bottle of Stoli, smashes it on the fucking tables. Just got like stabbing people. There's guys doing Shane McMahon, biggest elbow in the game from the rafters of parliament.

The guy does a backflip down, breaks the table on the guy. Hey, man. They're all bald. They're all just sauced up, you know? Are they sauced up, you think, a little? Yeah, they're all just drinking at lunch. Interesting. Too much sake and then they come back? No, I'm saying in Eastern Europe, they just eat a piece of rye bread and a glass of vodka.

Come back with a cup of vodka. Yeah. Come back a little sauced up. I wonder if that's true. It probably is. Yeah. Some of those parliament fights. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're drinking. it feels like a cartoon it's like i mean i will say though

korea they need to get their tea up so if this is what does it for them ah they have like the most they have the craziest declining birth rate like the worst in all the world really yeah korea has the worst one even worse and north korea is better uh i don't know if north korea releases the stats probably even with the fact that they don't have food and shit why do you think their t's so low i don't know like maybe they're all fucking playing video games and not i think the girl that north korean i think the south korean chicks are they're decent looking but i think they're they're bossy maybe i think a lot of the dudes are cucked out there Well they're going to get cucked into just not existing I think their birth rate is like.67 or something

That's not great And just pure replacement is like 1.8 I guess a lot of the dudes are on maybe Jack and Off I think so I think that's a lot of what's going on Because they're not having kids And then in other country news Australia actually did the social media ban under 16.

Yeah. Which I don't know if it'll actually work. It's probably hard to do. But Jonathan Haidt, that's what he's been trying to do here. Yeah, Jonathan Haidt. That was his whole thing. I mean, I went to a strip club in Hull, Quebec when I was 14, so I think they'll figure it out. I think they'll figure it out.

It'll probably be harder, but it's one of those things too, though. If every other country doesn't ban it, you're just going to be like the one country that you'd be honest with. I mean, what's going on in Texas and Utah for like, you know, they have all the porn blocked there. Well, they ban the porn, but I think- But people are getting around it. Here, they're like, you can't have social media.

Well, I know, but you can. There's some sort of like identity verification. You probably just need a fake ID. It's not like going to an office. It's just like, hey, when you log into Instagram and fire it up, they go like, hey, please provide your ID. It probably is literally one of those things where you log in and they ask, are you 16? Yeah.

And they're just like, but- No, it might be like- No, because there's- Texas, I think you have to show ID. Well, that's what I'm saying. They're basically saying they're going to come after the social media companies that they don't figure it out they're like this is your problem to figure it out but if you have a bunch of 16 year olds on there there's gonna be problems social media company we'd be like yeah we put in one of those

like normal kyc apps or whatever like that to text like you know you take a picture of your face and you upload an id and it goes okay we did our part yeah people are using fake ids it's not pretty easy to get around. Oh, man. I was thinking, man, if smartphones were around when I was in high school, I think obviously for some people it would be bad. I mean, this would be my hand if smartphones were around. It would be so much easier to pick up girls in college if we all had smartphones, man. Oh, dude.

You remember Guelph, you had to go to the bar the old-fashioned way. Yeah, you got to like cruise the strip. Yeah, you had to go to the bar the old-fashioned way yeah you gotta like cruise the strip yeah you gotta go hoping you ran into a girl that you had some little rapport for your classroom something yeah exactly i remember you from oh yeah yeah you do a whole thing imagine dude you have to do shit like intramural dodgeball i the shit dudes used to have to do yeah you don't want to play dog no guy wants to play dodgeball i know i mean some do and i know there's a hypergamy thing where it's not good for everyone, but for some people...

Also, that might have been bad too, though. If anything, that might not have been good to have more pussy. It might not have just been better for you. Yeah. I mean, you know what? Grass is always greener, I suppose. I was thinking that what definitely was greener, though,

of the new things, when I was 20, let's was greener, though, of the new things. When I was 20, let's say, 2-ish, let's say 18 to 25, if the term polyamory was kicking around back then. Yeah, you would have been poly? I would have been telling every girl I was. Yeah, right. Are you fucking kidding me? The problem is, yeah, but those aren't the girls you want, though. No, they wouldn't have liked it.

No. No, no, I would... Those aren't the girls you want, though. No, they wouldn't have liked it. No. No, no, no. I would have been dealing with normal girls. Right. You would have been dealing with normal girls and just like, hey, I'm just, this is my identity. And then you... But the thing is, you say, you go, oh, what, then you're... Like, the truth is, they're like, so what, then you have a girlfriend that's having sex

with other guys? You're like, yeah, she already was because we weren't in a relationship. Right. Yeah, you go, I'm Polly. I've changed nothing. What? Don't you get it? Yeah, you're like, I'm living in a house

with a bunch of my friends yeah you go if these nine women want to call me their boyfriend it's like fine and you go but that's your girlfriend

you go sure yeah yeah you in fucking half the cities dude the year of this designated survivor season

like 2019 when you could have just been like I'm Pauly that's my identity that would have been probably peak year of getting away with it too where like peak year of like full wolf and sheep's

clothing fucking break girls brains because you'd be to them they go you know i was we've been together we've been doing this you know i've been coming over and having sex with you for like three months like what are we and you go oh my god you didn't know yeah we're poly you didn't know that i'm polyamorous you go i can't i'd like literally my identity i can't be with just one women yeah there's a medical condition yeah literally i checked a box on my like on my id my government id says it like and then you go i bought i mean please before you continue i hope you're not going to shame my very i am i don't know if you've seen the season of designated survivor but this shaming biz is not in right now.

Shaming is not in. I'm very sensitive about my condition. No, I don't know if you know, but we're in year three of a Donald Trump presidency. And it would just be girls being like, fucking, I know that I do not like this. Well played. You want to get kicked out of school for shaming me? Because that's what we're going to do. I will go public if you

fucking shame me yeah you know what i'm gonna be right back you come back you got a little just like green streak in your hair you go you really want to do this but once you get older then it's ridiculous because you're like you know you're 35 you're like you live with this girl and she's banging other dudes like all that stuff gets crazy but when you're like 22 you're like i see her once every two weeks i live with nine of my boys we go fucking party every like these guys you know what i mean like if you live with five dudes you just have girls over every night like the idea that you're just like don't isn't that girl your girlfriend you're like yeah i don't know sure i mean i don't believe in girlfriends so i'm not familiar with that word i don't believe in such a thing so

paulie would have fucking been nice if you were 20 years old paulie and tinder and especially that you're just with the girl that she's like and obviously my boyfriend you're on fucking swiping through tinder that being said i think that it would have turned you into too much of a maniac just a fucking sex crazed monster yeah yeah i remember one time that would be too too open if i remember one time in like the heyday of tinder i was on a date with this girl and then i like pulled out my phone and a tinder notification came up and i was like mortified i was like i was like okay i'd turn these things off like just that i was like okay this is even too much for me yeah the fact that she saw on a tinder date she saw a tinder notification seeing another but it wasn't even yeah i met her on tinder and then we were maybe on our second date

and then i even that i felt bad about even though i'm like well you probably like feels insane it did feel insane to me even though i'm like well did you did you explode you go you probably do too she doesn't know no no it was just like i honestly don't even think like it's one of those things i didn't address she saw it and i'm like i just was like close my phone but i know she saw it and you know i kind of had to kick her to the curb a couple of dates later what you can do your're polly polly pocket over here polly pocket my friend definitely the polly pocket we played in my house all this is the ball it's just been five dudes all say they're polly i don't know what to tell you we're all polly are you like you're all boy polly matching polly pocket shirts polyester outfits this is a polly house right here that

would have been so funny just a natural fiber a bunch of like fucking bros living in the house together polyester everything just be like i don't know tell you we're poly man don't get any ideas poly house every girl leaves she's like am i your girlfriend you're like i don't know i'm fucking sure yeah you're my 80th girlfriend let's see what the tag says no that says poly the yeah yeah the girl's just like what are we that five other guys come in the room top the sign it's a polyhouse i'll do it to tell you sorry sorry lady you knew the rules coming in here lady i do not know what to tell you my identity it's also one way poly you can't do anything yeah god forbid i catch you i'm poly i'm also a polytheist yeah and then i'm poly i'm also polytheist yeah and then i'm muslim i'm polyamorous and i'm also polytheist

and then i'm uh christian but i'm also muslim when my girl acts up do both polys yeah yeah can't have that so yeah anyways uh the as far as to bring it back home the the uh bring it home the uh i think that it probably is bad for 12 year olds to have all that stuff i think the data is clear and i believe jonathan hayes theory i think he was right i mean there's gonna be way less trans kids but i think he also had another theory where it was like way less trans kids way less trans kids in australia Australia well actually I don't even believe that because they all are going to figure out a way around it like because there's already parental controls

on phones anyways like that is a pretty normal thing I think you can really like lock your kids phone down so I mean but they'll figure out a way around it and phones are so cheap now too dude like you can get like a burner phone with like data for like literally 40 bucks like $20 $ 30 like you could just get a second phone that's just you're like

parents don't know about you basically like in prison you get them for real cheap but they're not smartphones i lost on my prison tiktoks i actually was banned from tiktok and i you were banned from tiktok dude when you start telling me about these prison tiktoks i typed in prison i didn't really find that much uh well i can't i can't even tell you what the accounts were now because i saw someone say it was my algorithm and someone's saying they're doing poo guns in prison yeah that's a poo gun prison i've never seen that but that's like the poo guns well i know about um a thing which is like gets you in a lot of trouble, obviously, is you take your piss and your poop. That's what I'm talking about.

And then you put it in a bag and let it ferment. Or a bottle, they say. Or a bottle or something. And then what they'll do is they'll scratch somebody to basically open up their skin. And then they fucking throw the concoction on their skin. And then it affects it? And then you get a bad infection. Wow.

Yeah. That's insane. But honestly insane but honestly i'm getting poo thrown in you watch like lock up like you know those lock up shows you go man the prison seemed terrible and then you're like then you watch like the tiktoks and like people are like like right now as we speak there's probably 500 people live streaming from their cell yeah like as we speak like it's so out of hand like what's going on and you go yeah they just like chill they do like it's almost like the nurses during covid like they do dances and stuff yeah yeah they do like a lot of just you might be seeing you might you might have a i'm not saying they're posting like the shanking no but you're only seeing like a percentage of it you're the

guy being like i don't know what you're talking about because i watched this video of north korea and they're actually their life's awesome well i'm saying these are live streams where they're like definitely contraband phones. They're like, you know, they all, they'll show like tons of them are on heroin. They'll show like the little rec room thing that they have. They're just like basketball. They're watching basketball games. Like they're just like, they have the TV

on. They're just watching. But it might be for Thursday night football. I don't know. There is this one guy in Florida. It probably depends on the person. There is this one guy. Well, it depends what state. Some of them you make, you have a job. So you're basically doing like a crappy minimum wage job. Yeah, you have a job. Yeah, yeah. But there's this one guy in Florida who posts his food, and the food is disgusting.

Like, that would be enough for me to just never commit a crime in Florida. The food is insane. Sure. Like, whatever you think how bad prison food is you go this is a hundred times worse like the most disgusting meals and you're like but you see why they all like go eat their at the commissary and the weirdest thing is which is is that the number one prison currency is bags of mackerel what's mackerel it's like fish what the yeah that is like the top currency in prisons

so you really do watch a lot of these in your town well i did until i got banned from tiktok and then i lost my algorithm so i don't know how to find them again oh you got out of the algorithm because it was it was just my like my algo on my like for you so like i can't find them anymore i looked for it after you told me i think prison talk as a hashtag is one of them but it's weird because they you know they make themselves findable on hashtags. But then you're like, well, then won't they find you? But it sounds like a lot of the correction officers are very checked out. They do the bare minimum.

I mean, that can't be true. I think it's like if everybody's civil and not getting up to a lot of bad shit, they kind of don't involve themselves too much. They keep the order. They still count you every day, like multiple times a day. I know that. That is a thing where they count you just to make sure nobody's escaped. But for the most part, they're just chilling.

And it's like if you guys don't make a ruckus, they're like, we'll let you just watch your TV and fucking play cards. Live your life. Stream to TikTok and stuff. watch your TV and fucking play cards and live your life stream to tick talk and stuff. So, um, so this, this,

uh, the New York times, uh, did this article where they said how our messed up dating culture leads to loneliness, anger, and Donald Trump. And yeah, women's success.

Women are too successful. Sorry, ladies. Well, it's, it's, it's one of the funniest things because basically at every step they're just like this is why men cause this kind of thing but they go i just thought it was a funny article because they go our culture our cultural

narratives still reflect the idea that a woman's status can be elevated by marrying a more successful man and a man's diminished by pairing with a more successful women now that women are pulling ahead the fairy tale has been increasingly unattainable so it's kind of one of those things where they say something that's sort of true where they're just like this uh you know there's always this thought that men should be with a woman that has less money and women should be with the men but now that that well it's becoming impossible yeah they're saying men thinking that's a problem you're just like okay but women also have to not think they're saying men thinking that's a problem you're just like okay but women also have to not think that yeah women also think that like they did a thing

where they're like we they went through like it was like 40 movies or something yeah well like rom-coms and they're like almost all of them had a plot line where it's like the woman was with someone more successful than them always and well i get the one thing you can do is you're just like well that's what means girls will date older guys so if you have a bunch of like 20 year olds dating 30 year olds it's like yeah and then the 30 year old the 20 year old guys aren't happy about it so you go but that is real that's not like uh yeah that's not like a fake gripe yeah and again your your original gripe was women are being held down there's this glass ceiling and we need to break the glass ceiling you go okay we broke the glass ceiling i guess so then yeah and a lot of fields are doing better and yeah so there's not a lot of

dudes the problem is they go they go okay so they go the development is causing men to backslide into old gender stereotypes creating a hostile division between the two that is making men explode into the manosphere with so much turmoil in their collective love lives it's little wonder americans are experiencing surging loneliness declining birth rates as evidenced by donald trump's popularity with young men a cascade of resentment that threatens to reshape the democracy and so okay heterosexual men who fall behind their female peers often experience a hit to both the romantic prospects and their source of identity leaving them searching for ways to affirm their manhood enter the manosphere uh romantic pessimism pervades the manosphere

so their idea is they go people have these uh old-fashioned ideas and that leads men to go into the manosphere but then you're just like but the things you're saying are their ideas that is reality yeah you're like that is happening that's the that's the big point i had about this thing they keep saying that men think all this stuff's happening because they have old-fashioned ideas you go but it is yeah it is i mean there was literally i think i don't know if it's in this article or somewhere else but they're saying like some country it's about to have more female doctors than men for the yeah yeah yeah i don't know if it's this article but they're like it's flipping i had that article because it was to me it was funny was that they just thing a hot new job for men nursing yeah and then they go women will soon make up the majority of doctors in uk says medical regulator

and they're just like it's funny being like pretty awesome uh nurses are guys and doctors are girls also then when they broke down the nursing thing they go yeah so there's really a wide variety there's something a wide variety. There's some like if you're an anesthesiologist like assistant, you're like, you can make up to $250,000 a year or you're like the lowly, like whatever the lowest nurse and you only make 40 grand a year. Turns out men are mostly doing the high paying one. Well, yeah, because the surgeons in those ones are still mostly men. Well, no, it's just like, I guess if you're an assistant to an anesthesiologist you're like those that's the

hardest type of nursing and it pays the most money versus like the dude who just like or chick who just cleans the pants and they go yeah it turns out it's a different type of bedpan stuff and guys are doing the really hard where it's like lady at an old age home that's like technically a nurse versus the guy yeah the guy who's like you don't die exactly and you go yeah it turns out the guys are kind of going towards that because those guys do the people that do that job they should separate nurse between because when they say like nurse you're right that could mean like late like you're basically taking care of people that are just kind of like dying or whatever and then there's another

nurse where it's like they're pretty in the mix of like. Oh, yeah. Like in the ER. Yeah, they're doing real stuff. Yeah, for sure. They should give them a different name. Technician. Technician. Well, I'm sure that's what they'd tell you that they'd like to be called. I'm a technician.

Auto? Oh, what is that? Don't put your phone down. Look, I make 240 grand a year, okay? Keep your mouth shut. Yeah, there's some nurse because you're like, when you think of a nurse, you don't think of a guy that's making like 250. I don't think of a guy. You don't think of a guy.

Period. Right. Yeah. So I think it's a little unfair to nurses. Yeah. And their sort of thing is that they're just like, well, you shouldn't think of it like that. And you're going, well, people do.

So I think you need to give those new names. Yeah, we're coming for you, ladies. That and dental hygienists but yeah their whole thing is they go letting go of the male breadwinner norm is not an instant fix for our culture but we can't move forward without that step and you're just like so women you're like you're saying men need to let go of that and be fine with dating uh girls with more money and it on that equation, you go, it's probably more likely that, like, what you need to happen is you go, women need to collectively come together

and be like, we're not going to look for guys that have more money. Yeah, we're not going to look for guys, because, I mean, it's an increasingly narrowing pool. Yeah. Right? You go, hey, like, unless this is one of those rising tide raises all boats thing,

where you're like, okay, well, if... Well, what happens? The coalition of men meets up with the coalition of women the town center and they shake their hands where they go now no one's crossing the picket lines here right we're not we're not even thinking about how much anybody makes anymore i mean the only way to do it would be like you're not allowed to date anyone who makes more than 50 grand or more or less than you where you go everyone has to stay in their bracket that's commie shit right there well how else would you do it i don't know you're just like okay hot girls aren't allowed to date guys that have more money it's like and they're just like yeah we are yeah or you go well guys that are

your age don't even have more money and you go okay i'll date them five years older they go didn't think of that well women are like i've got it solved i'm a 45 year old professional i'll just say 20 year old men they go they don't want to date you so back to the drawing board back to the drawing board right but it's just like uh it's funny because they a lot of times these new york times writers it's like they actually do sort of like have somewhat of a the idea of the picture of what's going on but they're like we can't move forward without this one thing happening and you're just like like no we can't move forward until you admit reality yeah yeah which they you know these aren't these aren't problems where it's just too many people think the wrong things they are like

actual realities and women are more successful than they were 20 years ago and they still like to date someone that's kind of yeah it makes more higher status than them womenly i guess yeah exactly yeah and they're just like okay well you just can't have all these things at once and it probably will some that probably will smooth out over a long period of time and partially one big reason is you're like there's way more jobs that just like don't need a man to do it yeah you know what i mean there's probably so many jobs where you're just like whatever it doesn't need to be a dude to be a marketer so then but that smoothing out probably takes like 80 years or like 60 years or whatever so it takes more than a generation oh so there's several generations the generation that's getting screwed on it you can't just say

well change your opinions well i mean but you can make an argument that the women who are successful are also getting screwed if they're holding out for they are because they're holding out for some guy that they'll never get and then they're just like okay i'm 50 and i have money right but that's easier to solve because uh that just gets solved if you're like okay this woman uh makes 500 grand a year and she can't really find a guy that makes more money. Yeah, that's easy solved by just being like, but the guy who's like, okay, no women will date me. You're like, that one's harder to solve. Theoretically, those two people somewhat pair up

when she goes, I'll date a guy who makes less money than me and he's like, okay, I guess I'll date a chick who makes more money than me. Well, she'd have to change. But my point is, those women would have to change their mind first because the guy can't the girl can be like i'll date that guy and could probably get him but the girl the guy being like oh i'll just date the 50 year old woman she's like

like fuck you will yeah yeah for sure oh yeah that's what you think yeah also by the time that woman makes up her mind maybe the guy's like i don't really want to date an old chick and because i think a lot of times some of those like working women would just be like okay i'll just be fucking kind of single. I'll be on a dude's roster. I'll be fine with that. Yeah, I mean, if you're fine with that. Yeah, if you're fine with that. I don't know if they're fine with it, but it just seems like how it

shakes down on the fringes. Yeah. Yeah, for a period until women start, until the New York Times has a new article where it's like, ladies, date dudes who make less money than you, otherwise you might die alone or not have kids or something. And they go, oh, I didn't realize that. So, but my point is,

all it takes is for them to shift their mind, right? But if you're a 22-year-old guy and you go, you know, I can't really, you know, girls aren't really fucking with me that much. I'm not having success on the apps. Like, there's not really like a change she just needs to make. Well...

Except go real gross. Well, or you're like, I mean, a lot of guys get driven towards personal improvement from that uh position where they go i'm 22 i have like a lot of time ahead of me well their argument is that yeah manosphere literally that's the problem they go yeah guys are like okay i guess i will go get rich and jack they go no no don't do that that's that's exactly what they're saying. Don't leapfrog us in terms of success again.

Because you are kind of right. You go, the guy problem is really only solved by fucking beating the other guys. You know what I mean? Yeah. Where the girl problem is somewhat solved by being like- Lowering your standards.

Lowering your standards a little bit. So that's why I'm like, they're just looking at the whole thing fucking weird listen if if it's like if you get jacked and like rich it does solve a lot of problems for dudes and especially if you spend five years to get jacked and rich yeah now if you started that at 22 now you're 27 so on top of that now you're you're you're your pool expanded because you're older and on top of that you got jacked and rich. So if you take six years to fucking get jacked and rich,

you know. Oh, you're laughing. You're fucking laughing. You're laughing, bud. You're laughing, bud. You're laughing all the way through. The problem is, I'll give them this. Sometimes people start getting jacked and rich

and they find themselves just tweeting at Israel all day. It is possible that you just say, you take a wrong turn on Twitter and you go, hey, fuck chicks. I don't give a shit about chicks. Let's talk about the USS Liberty. I'm a Middle East guy now. I'm a Middle East.

Definitely, there's some turn offs on the getting jacked and rich pipeline that find yourself arguing about the Middle East all day. But it's not the, there's definitely not going gonna help getting jack hey man this middle east conversation might only have like a month left anyways so you think so you think they're trump literally oh yeah you think in our lifetime you think well i'm saying the current

well let's get let's just get this so it's december 4th so january 4th jenny's saying no one's gonna be talking no january 20th i am as of january 20th that's okay's good. That's the last we'll be hearing about Israel. Well, not the last. The wrap! Not the last, but there'll be new stuff. No, you're probably right. It won't come up again. No, it'll come up again.

The Middle East. It just won't be the topic du jour, if you will. I think Israel's going to be the topic du jour for a few people still. Well, no, obviously for a few people. I'm just saying, like, you know, it's had a bit of a come up and as far as topics yeah yeah i mean before october 7th like it was just nobody was saying search terms are gonna do it it's like you were like some weirdo on the internet if you're talking about israel non-stop before october 7th and now you're right in the middle of culture it's just like yeah normal i'm just saying it might

go back to like if you go to the look at the search terms culture. Yeah, it's just like, yeah, normal. I'm just saying it might go back to like... If you go to the... Look at the search terms of Israel. Yeah. It's like Bitcoin right before it crashes. Kind of like, you know, it's that huge spike in... This one might stick though, man, because there's a lot of people that they're like Palestine guys through and through.

There's a comic. I can't remember his name. He just... He was like an actor that became a Palestine guy and he just announced he's moving to the Middle East. Really? Palestine stuff. And it was like... i know definitely a lot of people that they have like a business model around palestine i mean some of those people will be like i'm the

next thing now yeah which will be a new thing wasn't sean king he switched to being a palestine guy yeah i thought he became muslim and then they kicked him out is he still is he still muslim can't remember we haven't seen him in a while for how much we used to talk about him. I know. He kind of just dropped off. Well, didn't he leave Twitter? Maybe he's on Blue Sky.

What is he up to? He had a YouTube channel that was kicking for a bit. What? He's still Muslim. He's still Muslim. I thought they gave him the boot because wasn't he trying to do

some crazy fundraising shit and they were like, that's... What about like the ADL and stuff like that? They'll go back to their normal business, but... Yeah, the ADL will never fly. All right, well, everyone, hold Danny to that prediction. As of January 20th, we won't be hearing about Israel and Palestine anymore.

That's a fucking fact. Trump truth that there's going to be hell to pay if Hamas doesn't release all the hostages. He goes, the worst thing that's ever happened in the Middle East ever. He's like going crazy. He's making threats like that to everybody. I know. He's going ham, man. Yeah, I've been already going pretty ham.

Dude, it's crazy. Every threat that he makes to everyone is like, you'll never see hell to pay. Yeah, like literally, it's just like these crazy threats. You're like, not even the president. Not even the president. Not even the president, yeah. Yeah. It's just like insane threats.

You guys, you're fucking done. He really is making those threats. That's great. That's great. Yeah, but it's a lot of them, right? Yeah. Yeah. Fucking Canada?

He's talking about... What he said, apparently he was joking about that. Yeah, yeah. I know he's joking, but you know. So, hot new job for men, nursing. I just want to read a bit of this article. It's making me laugh. Like, just the tone of it in the wall street journal like oh hey guys did you know you could be a nurse good news good news the number of male registered nurses is nearly

tripled many of the manufacturing jobs moving overseas replaced by automation are phased out the american con and phased out of the american economy were mostly filled by men as a result the occupations traditionally dominated by women are getting a larger share of men including elementary and middle school teachers and customer service respondents it's funny because you're just like okay so we're taking all of the male jobs and we're shipping them off to China. The good news is you can be a third grade teacher. You can take the women's jobs that they normally have. And you're like, oh, they're not doing them?

You're like, they still are. They still are, but you're better than them. And this is very much because Wall Street Journal is like the conservative kind of version of New York Times. Oh, really? Yeah, they're like the conservative. Well, they're trying to sell this.

New York Times is like the liberal one, but it's like New York Times is going to do one like why this is bad like women are being replaced oh this is a great replacement theory for women right here they go ladies they're replacing us with men new york huffington post is obviously the new york times isn't the craziest but uh there's a lot of those places their version would be like well what should men do they go you sort of like stay still like that. If you could die, leave some sperm for us, that would be great. Yeah, don't move in any sort of way.

I think it's funny trying to sell men like at the job fair, just being like fucking sick. I mean, you know what? Nursing is a pretty gross, dirty job, but guys do tons of gross. I mean, you know, if you make as much as an oil rig worker worker they have to change the name if they want guys to like it because technician i know that they have medical technician yeah that has to catch on because it's like dude you make 250k in an oil rig or 250k like doing some gross shit and watching people die you go yeah i mean that's yeah they know what i mean like you're like yeah i guess it's just a different i think guys take a big pay cut to not have a job that they that people think is a chick's job absolutely absolutely

yeah we got a man up no maybe uh i mean yeah i don't know how they could do that but they should get a little junior doctor yeah the doctors aren't gonna like that though yeah they're going you're not a doctor that was well that was in the article is like the one of the male nurses they interviewed was like sometimes i'll go in and i'm with the female doctor and then they just assume i'm the doctor yeah because i just kind of don't say anything well that a lot of nurses do do doctor stuff i know we just said that but like there is if anything they should that is uh i guess it would just make their salaries higher but there is so much stuff that like if you've ever been waiting in a waiting room,

and they're just like, oh, we're waiting for the doctor, and it's like, the doctor comes in, and you're like, any of you could have done this. Yeah. Also, there's, dude, you know how much AI is going to replace so many, like, little tasks doctors do? Like, now, apparently, in a lot of... How's AI going to fucking put my dick cast on?

No, not physical things, but, like... Not my dick cast. In Grok and, like, ChatGPT, apparently, you could upload, like, you know, say you have like a scan of sorts, like you have an x-ray. And normally it's like you have an x-ray to see if like what's going on or whatever, a CAT scan or whatever. Yeah. Like a doctor looks at it and they're trained to look at it. Now you can just upload them.

They'll tell you the same thing. Hmm. Because. Yeah. For a root canal you know if you're just looking at you're looking for some irregularity in a fucking cat scan or an mri or whatever now you could just upload it to ai and they go that's what it is yeah yeah yeah so you go hey like you know many doctor visits are literally you go in there you sit at his desk and you go let me just have a look here i know it was yeah

see that and go okay well we can replace that 100 yeah you can't put a cast on but so it might be the male nurses might be laughing because the doctors are getting replaced yeah and also you're like a male nurse is like yeah i can put a cast on well women will soon make the majority of doctors just in time just in time for the great replacement that's so funny. So women are going to be doctors, and doctors are going to be computers, and then nurses are going to be men. Perfect. It's going all to plan.

See, this is... New York Times wasn't expecting this is how we solve the thing. Yeah, and then we're going to pay nurses as much as doctors. They go, how about this, ladies? You be doctors and we'll be nurses. Oh, good for you. You just got promoted to doctor. Doctor, nurse. you be doctors and we'll be nurses oh good for you you just got promoted doctor nurse and then you go a month later they're like okay we're just so you know like we are firing 80 yeah yeah yeah

it looks like we're it seems like a ruse from the doctors you saw the ai i think yeah they saw it coming from a mile away a woman named mags on tiktok said a man ended their date after just okay you know what i'm gonna we going to do this on a little teaser. Yeah. I'm going to do that over there. Patreon.com slash the boys cast. What's that promo code, Ryan? That is boiling my blood right now that we're extending.

If you want to do a full... It's boiling my Jewish blood. A full year episode, 15% off Brown Friday. Brown Friday. When does that expire? i made that one for two weeks i think okay so you have two weeks we don't want to hear anything about it i will tell you that there will be no hanukkah let me know switch and that's it none yeah you're gonna say hey it's day three of hanukkah where's the sale i'll be able to tell you what hanukkah is basically a

fake holiday just so jews can have christmas? Like it's not a big deal. Funny enough, this, because it's different like it falls on different days every year and then I believe this year it starts on Christmas, which is a rarity. The first day of Hanukkah. But like is that like your eighth biggest holiday? Like is it even top three Jewish holidays? Uh, no. It's only, it's like pretending they

they just pretend it's a Jew, like a big deal just because of Christmas, right? Uh, yeah. They just kind of have something to just go up against Christmas. Yeah. You know how there is, you know, asteroid movies,

consumerism, kind of, yeah. Capitalism decided that was a big holiday. Sometimes I'll tell you what, as a Jewish person, sometimes Hanukkah, so Jewish people couldn't be like,

so you're just making a spend and Jewish people are like, we're spending, look at, we're doing it too. We're spending, we're spending. Um, but sometimes Hanukkah would start like end of November. Didn't hit the same.

I couldn't have hit the same. Didn't hit the same. Or you're like, it's Christmas and Hanukkah's been over for two weeks. You go, it's not the same. Did not hit the same. Ideally, they could overlap somewhat. You go, if it's, just doesn't do the same thing. That's weird.

Why didn't Jews just change it and be like, this is happening on the 25th? Well, because it goes off of the Hebrew calendar, which is different, so it's different days every year. Like, sometimes it's literally end of November, sometimes it starts end of December.

Yeah, we don't have that fucking convenient little December 25th. Okay, see you over on the Patreon. Peace. Peace.