The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Indians Won't Stop Abusing Airport Wheelchairs, Canada VS America & CPAP Baddies

Episode Date: August 28, 2026

Indians abuse the right to free wheelchairs, Canada is not happy with the latest round of US tariffs, and CPAP machines are so hot right now.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit   Upcoming Shows:  Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Irvine - Oct 2  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: [e-mail] with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - Montezuma's Revenge 02:27 - Fan-made love meter at https://lovemeter.bolt.host 05:10 - Freedom coffee 10:09 - CPAP Baddies 16:40 - Poly couple / bullying 27:26 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 30:14 - USA vs. Canada 42:57 - What's the beef? 52:58 - Cab driver with bits 54:32 - Canadian dairy cartel 1:02:32 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 1:04:20 - Indians on wheelchairs in the airport 1:07:02 - Flock cameras 1:22:01 - Indian teen killed for his testicles / Meta lawsuit 1:24:30 - Lindsay Clancy 1:33:05 - 49ers coach caught soliciting 1:39:35 - Penn State coke ring 1:41:14 - Great ratio at the Mexican pool party

And the boys' cats. Back in the house. Back in the house, I'm fucking curse of Montezuma. I'm peeling like a snake of body. I woke up this morning. I can't picture you as a big sunscreen guy. I was applying every second. Really?

I put it on 14 times a day. And I wasn't that bad. I was in Mexico for people who don't know. Montezuma caught me real bad at the end too, man. You can't escape it. You got the plane. I was almost a problem. them.

But this morning, I woke up, and it wasn't that Peelie, and then this morning, my whole, like my basic, my pillow on my bed looked like someone was murdered there. It was so much, fucking, I could literally pull off flakes right now and just throw them at someone. Dude, I remember when I was in Miami, and I, like, got a really bad burn, and I was, like, pulling off, like, sheets.

It's so nasty. It was a rough trip, too. It was basically by the end of it, it was like someone would buy a hamburger, and then you just get kicked out of your hand. It's like, so raven. Jackass. Basically, yeah.

Just boring full beers on each other. Yeah, you order four beers and you get fucking, uh, just speared. I've been 16 tequila. He's like, we're like, it's speared by your boy. It was definitely that. So many people were getting kicked. At one point, I was 16 shots deep for three days in a row. Yeah, it was definitely one of those things you'd order beer and someone just poured on you.

It's a real, real rowdy. Can I think of you one of these? A lot of that stuff. Yeah. Ten cents. Taking their shoe, throw in the pool. Everybody's getting pants left and right, I imagine. By the end, it did get real around.

I remember my buddy kept pouring water on himself. And then this one guy behind him was kind of like, hey, come on, buddy. And then he was a little bit like, what? And I was like, oh, boy, we got a fucking thing. And then I looked over. The guy was just wearing a suit, drenched. And I was like, yeah, he's actually pretty right here. This is the right there.

He's a guy who can pouring water on himself. And the guy was, there was a guy behind him. Imagine sitting in a fancy restaurant. Oh, you guys aren't. Somewhere nice. We have a fancy restaurant. So we just keeps pouring water on you. And then we took our shirts off at the restaurant and got kicked out.

There's a thing after thing after thing. But so last week, we just, uh, I, I wanted to mention this quick. last week we did we were kind of joking around that loves the spectrum and you need a love meter yeah love o meter right so you know a lovometer and then we said if you said if someone

wants to make it yes and a guy Sergio from our Patreon made the love meter did you see it no I didn't see it okay love meter dot bolt dot host if you want to type it in love meter and yeah so everyone can use it love meter dot bolt dot host and you bring this up in front of your chick

and, uh, so here we go. You type in, you go, you ding them. It has, because love is an only switch. That's great. Because love isn't a light switch. Yeah. And then so basically, that's me putting it down. Every ding is one point.

If you click more options, made me laughs. Plus four, Bop food, top five, random affection, four, which we know what that means. Actually apologize plus six. Major incident. Acknowled comment. What was it? Major incident minus 20. See, I don't agree with the forgot something important minus 12

That's more for a woman That's the women settings Like if a chick forget something important I'm not ding her book You can't you can't dig her to that Well, that's a single point Annoying comment down three Start an argument down seven major incident

Ignored my dad Yeah, I would rejigger this Anoint comment's probably like more of like a minus six for me Okay Sergio Danny has some Yeah yeah We'll put this on the screen too Some weights that we can change. Oh, we have all these things. Oh, incident argument, minor disagreement. Oh, okay. So you can actually specify them. So in arguments, there's minor disagreement minus three. Annoying minus six. Bad, minus 10, very bad. Minus 18. We may need to talk minus 25. So yeah, this thing, everyone should go out from fun with this, but I think you pull it up around your chicken. She has to know. So I think what you have to do. You can customize it too. You can make your own ones. Right. And I think what you have to do. Oh, there's a diagnostics. Like there's a fucking, you have to buy a screen that's always. You have to do. You have to buy a screen that's always.

always up in your kitchen. Yeah, or just put it on the TV. And then potentially you have like a clicker. Yeah, just cast it to the TV. Oh, I like this. Or buttons. Like we get these bad boys and just there's a red one and a green one. Right.

You're red and a green. But yeah, you whip this up quick and it's great. Yeah, it's fantastic dog mode. Yeah, and everyone can use it. Once again, that is love meter. Dot bolt. Dot host. Yeah, activate dog mode.

I like that. When enabled, the meter jumps to 100% and negative actions do nothing. Isn't that good? Dogs love unconditional. This is fantastic. Good stuff. Yeah, great stuff. Fantastic.

Yeah, Patreon.com, Celeste, The Boyscastes, where that came from. Yeah. That's great. Okay, I have a couple of small things. There was a bunch of stuff that was, like, pretty big that I wanted to talk to about,

that also stuff that I know you know a lot about. Yeah. But first, there was a couple little small things here. Number one, and I always try to bring up things when my sketch was made. I mean, this wasn't the hottest take for me to say that you want your bristas to be non-binary,

that's kind of the thing that... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not something like hot Ryan Longtake, but we did have that sketch. And then in San Francisco, there's a bunch of articles, this is from the San Francisco Chronicle, Freedom Coffee Shop planned from the middle of San Francisco.

Now, this is sort of crossing a line in terms... We know they're selling Freedom Water. Yeah. And Patriot, you know, Patriot area. The question is... Is this super marked up Or is this a regular price? Because everything, freedom, you're paying for it.

Right? Like normally it's like freedom beers. You're like, oh, there's three times the cost of that. Three times the cost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so that's what I'm curious. I'm more interested in what kind of psychopaths thinks that that's who you want making your coffee.

When you walk in, you're like, imagine walking in there, Hava Frabachino. The fuck is there? It's fucking America, pal. I think this is a cup of gas. I mean, I probably like it because it's gas station. Right, of course. I think this guy who did this is like some rich VC, so he's like, I don't think he really cares about how this does.

I think he wants more of the statement. I know, but I think you go in. It's just a guy with a curing. Yeah, just, and he's running it like the third time. You don't want your coffee. That's not what you want your coffee done by. Is a freedom man. You literally want a communist.

Well, I reckon you're going to get a cup of joke there, pal. Just out of a giant pitcher. Yeah, we were saying the joke was it was a smooth. small town can and it's like you know the fucking of almond milk i think all fucking milk comes from cows there pal almond what now what the fuck never heard of it yeah but you think you're getting a moca

mofino brook yeah that's that's uh literally legendary joke coming at you again this is moccuccino frappuccino performed by Ryan Long coming at you this joke came from originally Los Angeles open mic comedian can't keep up now they got Frappuccino out

Capacino Al Pacino Keep it up Well I'm gonna be Brocicino The first week I did comedy It's a good old guy saying that Los Angeles He's probably still going He's probably still kicking around now

He's probably still doing that joke Yeah probably For Apachino Al Pacino Alpuccino To Frappuccino Alpacino I love about like the big on this freedom coffee thing too It's just like the big get It's just like freedom coffee type to conservative tech entrepreneur

Yeah Yeah yeah I'm opposed to what It's the coffee good no it's not going to be good and if it is good then it's kind of a lie because you can't have it both ways

where you kind of go in and you're just like yeah we're just fucking America we're not for that fucking you know gay shit and you're like well then you making a coffee is pretty gay

but you spending four minutes to make the perfect coffee is a bit gay that's true that's true I wonder if people are gonna like camp out and then start doxing everybody

who goes there you know what's that a fucking free oh someone's enjoying the freedom coffee and it's like that would be a scandal if you went back

to you know, went back to your office at Google and you brought everyone freedom coffees. Do you like that, Joe? Just, you know, it was a freedom. It's a freedom brand coffee. I think that would be like having a rub and tug that was Jewish women. Yeah. Not who you want.

Not. Just, uh, you're done yet? Are you done? Raffing up. We're reaching eight minutes. Are you done? Well, partner.

I reckon you're going to get a cup of Joe. and it's the micro it's all the coffee that you just pour the coffee oh just instant it's all just like oh yeah just one scoop a little hot water unapologetically pro american freedom branded coffee maybe opening up often scrutinizes a symbol of left lefty excesses i'm sorry but that's just one i don't think it's like saying we have right wing musical theater yeah there is though you know though there is in new york there's like the right wing uh bitcoin bar and they somehow managed to kick out bitcoins but there are they're like big Trump supporters. That's where like Trump when he did his rally here, he like

went there after. Well, New York's got a lot of that doesn't surprise me at all. I would have guessed that that place didn't have legs. New York has a ton of like rich, you know. Oh yeah, they have a beach cafe on the Upper East Sideers. Yeah, but if they were, you know, but they're selling right wings. If they're

selling, you know, freedom tampons for men. There's certain. Freedom macha. Yeah, yeah. There's certain parts where you go. This is, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, these two things don't align. This domain's not going to work. Yeah, yeah, this is more of slavery.

And then here's, this was probably my favorite one, but it's just small for the week, but this is because it comes in the fat news territory. Yeah. CPAP baddies are trying to make wearing a sleep apnea mask. Cool. Oh, yeah. This is the final boss of fat acceptance. Enter the CPAP baddies.

A movement aimed at normalizing wearing a container. Continuous positive airway pressure device. I thought that was more of a guy thing. I didn't even know women need CPAPs. These are big women, these aren't your grandmother's women. These are large ladies. Maybe your grandmother's women. Yeah, I mean, for me, like, I'll do anything to not have.

I feel like a CPAP machine might be in the cards for me at some point. You don't want to talk too much shit about it? No, no, no, no. Like, if I need one, I guess. But I'll do everything to not have to. I'll tell you, if I was trash in, like, a fat shit, And then you saw six, you had a knock on your door and there's just six ladies with the breathing device. Oh, was it where the, was the elevator broken?

No. We heard you spoke ill of the baddies. Not quite. You do not want to speak ill of the CPAP baddies. The CPAP baddies. That'd be doing. Fucking pick a chick up at the bar, go home, tune her up. And she goes, I'm going to crash and just like, no, they'll have them on continuously.

they would get you're fucking with the CPAP on that's but that is the problem is they do it continuous they're showing up like that where your body set you on a blind date with a baddie

didn't mention a CPAP bad I wish I was blind and dev yeah I got a bitch the girl is a baddie CAP yeah I hate this

era of like oversharing stuff and then getting rewarded by the algorithm I know. I know. You know, you're just like, I beat my kids. And I don't care if anybody knows about it.

Everybody's like, oh, it's so genuine. Stop showering. Oh, my God. Appreciate the authenticity. Yeah, that's so authentic. Like, I love it. Yeah, we, just like, hey, I've never taken a shower in six months. Zero shame.

Zero shame about anything. Yeah, you can have a seat pepper. I steal from my dad. He has dementia. Yeah, yeah. stealing from him. Everybody's like, oh my, he's so brave to put that out there. Good for you. Insta follow.

Can't wait to see what's next from you. Sleep apnea mask and CPAP users are more than just weird uncles that snore loudly. We're young, we're sexy, and not afraid to say it with our masks on. It's like the classic chick thing where they go, it's like, they're literally, they go, there's no representation out there for women wearing CPAPs. Like, all we just see is gross old Ben. Right. Are the gross young women?

We need more women in representation of people scooting around a mall with a sleep happening a mask on during the day. Yeah. And breathing apparatus. Why? Well, the funniest part, too, is just like, it all has like an undertone of like, and people think, well, I'm not healthy. Like, you can't breathe.

I mean, you don't look healthy. You literally can't breathe. You wake up in the middle of the night gasping for air because your body forgot how to sleep properly. I feel like you keep grazing over that they're gasping for air. during the day. That's true. Also. Yeah. I don't just... Because there's people

that aren't that fat that have the apnea mask at night. Yeah. Well, it's a really common thing for, which is counterintuitive, I guess, but super jacked guys. Like, once you get super jacked... That makes sense. Your muscles are pressing on your muscles are pressing on your shit. So those guys need... But then, yeah, even those guys are making

CPAP content. They're all just in the gym. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not trying to get... And those guys could probably get like a sweet CPAP sponsorship. They're not even paying for their CPAP. Well, the baddies are obviously looking for their CPAP sponsorship. Yeah. If they are making CPAPs cool, they might as well pick the right brand and get paid for it.

Setting you up with a baddie. Should probably mention what type. We're a community of people who are embracing it. Being cute while doing it and not caring what other people's opinions or stigma. But yeah, to me, I picture them like knocking down your door with the masks on and it's just problematic for you.

Where's the fridge? Yeah, yeah. You're gonna get a talking to as soon as I... See, you know what the problem is, is how they could make this hit harder, is if they had, like, one... Because there aren't, like, skinny guy, like, you know, here's a dude in this article,

and he's, like, doesn't seem overweight, but there's no, like, regular weight women on the CPAPs. Like, they need that diversity to maybe sell it a little better because it's just all these, like, 300-pounders. And, you know, you're like, eh, it's not as sympathetic. No.

and it's a hard sell from the get-go, but... Yeah, I don't even know what the cell is. Again, it's just like, hey... I want you to know that there's nothing wrong with it. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it. I don't think anybody's ever said there was anything wrong with it. And also, there is something wrong with it. But you're like, this isn't some point of discrimination where people are like, oh, my God,

like, I have to hide my C-PAP. I mean, it would be a point of discrimination for me if you were just like... Yeah. Obviously, if you're swiping on hinge... I mean, I'll get put it in this way. third pictures her just in her fucking C-PAP. If you showed up at my, if I threw a party and you showed up

with like three people with sleep apnea masks, I just feel like, what the fuck is? Yeah, what are you doing? I go, it's called teaching acceptance. These are my boys. Worst, just a worst crew of all time. The worst crew. The anime button ups.

That is just the, that's the other thing we were saying is on the trip. there's probably like every 15 minutes there's a thing that someone would do that if you're with a chick that would just be the end of the trip oh yeah you imagine at like you know what I mean yeah like when you're with your trip with your boys there's basically like every 15 minutes like all of the things that every everyone's doing you go almost every single just walking up like what the fuck are you looking at homo like just probably every five seconds there's a thing oh I'm sure the obnoxious levels were just through the roof right you go if anyone

was on a trip with a woman did one of these thousand things it would be just like you're not talking for the rest of the day just like a fucking frozen out silent silent treatment for a day even just the smallest one just like pushing a chick fully clothed into a pool you know what I mean yeah with the makeup done and everything just dumping her in the pool well we had our polly thing where we were talking about the poly couple that ended up going to jail and it was a whole debacle yeah and and And we have it even, maybe not better one than the better. This one's pretty good. But this is top-tier Polly stuff right now.

And every now and then a Polly article hits you that's really good. But this is probably, yeah, this is top-tier stuff. This one's pretty solid. Help. My new Polly partner used to bully my boyfriend in high school. Johnny liked this. That would be such an awkward meeting whether you have to introduce them. Can I, can we talk another thing?

What's up? Fat boy. Hey, still fat, I see. Yeah. He definitely comes in with that. energy too. Which is weird because you think anybody who's even in this world is like

not probably going to be... Well, it's three gay guys. That's one thing that has to be mentioned, yeah. Gay guys, are we're calling gay guys, Polly? I know. It's more funny picturing it as the... Oh, I thought this was a chick. I know it was too good to be true to be a chick. Yeah. That's top tier stuff, but

where, yeah, it's the guy coming in with the leather jacket, like fucking Danny Boy! Hey! Sit on it! Danny Boy Yeah Look at this guy Oh, dudes

This is Right So it's a gay guy It's a gay guy But this is No, it's basically The The guy that was

The straight guy That used to bully This gay guy And then he decided to be gay Ah So he went In his straight phase But is he

Is he still a problem Like his I mean If you probably come in Depends what the bullying Was like But if you probably Like come in

With an apology I wonder if the bully Now I think the, like, neither of them knew? No, which part? Like, did the bully know that, like, the other guy? Probably not, yeah. That's, it was a meeting in the mind.

So the bully comes in to, and I'm just like, so you know, I'm fucking your guy. And goes, yeah, half the city is, we're gay. And? Everybody is. This guy fucking hangs out in a bathhouse. I'm bringing over another guy. He's your childhood bully. My nesting partner.

Would you refer to your wife as your nesting partner? A 45-year-old man, a 43-year-old man, or Polly, or kitchen table, and recently introduced a new partner, 45-year-old man, into the mix. You remember, right, it's so much less funny when it's gay, dudes. Yeah, it's, well, yeah. Let's pretend it's not. Yeah, I was pretending. It's just, they just, the thing is, is they just seem so replaceable.

I know. Turns out my new partner relentlessly bullied him all through middle and high school. So he wasn't, one-time thing. Well, they're dudes. Just fucking fight it out. Fight it out. Just like too regular.

Winner takes the dick. Winner takes the dick. Also, loser does also take dick. He wants us to break it up and he's made it clear. He will never accept him as a metamore. You remember the metamore? Metamore. Remember the metamore is the other guy.

They go, me and my metamore. A little thing going. Metamore. And it's M-E-A-M-O-U-R. And then Metamore is your wife's boyfriend. Is your wife's boyfriend? To you? To you, because it's like, you know how like, there's not really a good term for like your cousin's cousin.

They go second cousin. Right. That's your wife's boyfriend. The term is metamore. Second boyfriend sounds pretty good. You know. Right. Like you're the, it seems like they kind of nailed that on the cousin stuff.

But second, you're my second boyfriend. What does that mean? He's my boyfriend's boy. But I guess they don't like being ranked. I guess that that implies some sort of ranking and they're like, no, no, they're actually tied. Yeah, yeah, I guess. Although, do you call the main boyfriend the metamore? Well, if it isn't my metamore.

If it isn't my metamore. But yeah, the metamore right now is your ex. Imagine your metamore coming. It's your ex-bully. Where he goes, he's like, oh, what's up, Dave? He goes, oh, it's called Sir Metamore. How about that? You think I've just forgotten everything?

Refer to me as my Sir Metamore. When I tried to explain to him, he's not that person that more anymore. N. P doubled down and laid out an ultimatum. It's me or the new partner. So this guy's still a nerd. Yeah, it's like, it's me or the new partner. And luckily, I had 40, other guys ready to go.

Exactly. You can see that this guy is still under, this is him putting his foot down. No longer am I bullied. Yeah. Well, I assume you got to fuck the bully. Like when you're the dudes, like three dudes, like you're all banging each other.

Which you think you'd be like, as long as he's the bottom, you can kind of get some revenge. Yeah. But if you're getting, if you're the bottom to your bully. But that's what I'm saying? I think it's the opposite where you're sort of smashing the bully and you think you're getting revenge and he turns around like, that all you got pussy?

He calls that a dick. Because I'm a power bottom, actually. Call out a fucking dick. Because you've never been with a real power bottom. Call out a dick there, pal. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I forget that fact that you've got to like blow your bully. That is kind of awkward.

Well, I'm going to use a lot of teeth. Very passive aggression. Super passive aggressive. You go, oh, a little toothy for you. I do not do ultimatums, and I feel it's very controlling to place limits on who I can love. How can I convince my nesting partner to accept our new dynamic man being gay's nuts. Fucking crappy. Yeah, it's a lot. Would you be open to some kind of mutual veto powers that this is the advice. So the advice from Slate is that they have a veto system in the house.

On vetoes on what? I guess the veto system would be like what the is met him? Why don't they just get a fucking big gay guy named veto? That's the new. He has, he needs to. He has, he needs to to get a metamore that's bigger than his childhood bullies. Yeah, it's bigger. So he comes in and he's like, well, that's funny, because my boyfriend. Yeah, my boyfriend. And they're just spawning, just constantly. They're just more and more boyfriends. So basically

it's the two nerds and then the other two boyfriends that have like the letterman's on. Yeah. Smoking cigarettes. There, by the grace of God, go I. How much hierarchical privilege you want to involve it? I don't know how much hierarchical privilege you want to involve in your

polyamory and how much. These people are living in like a different world, eh? Absolutely. Star Trek. It's, yeah, it's a nightmare. Anyways, you're right. It's funnier if the, it's obviously too bad. I thought it was a woman from what I read. I know, me too. When I first read it, I was like, this might be the funniest thing I've ever seen. And then, unfortunately,

it was three dudes, which made it just fucking you're like, yeah, that's, I don't know. All right. Also, you can't take other gay guy's like, I was bullied by another gay guy. You're just like, where are you? Or if like... Yeah, yeah, he's like, nice shirt. That was your bullying? Exactly. It really hurt.

Yeah, exactly. It was a nice shirt, actually. actually. I feel like gay guys toss around the world. I was bullied very loosely. Yeah. Depends about an era. If you were gay in like the 80s or 90s, you go,

yeah, you got it pretty good. If you were like in the 2000s ago, they didn't get it too good at my school. Oh man, we had this one gay kid at my Jewish elementary school who, like I legitimately feel bad about it. What did you do?

Just everybody bullied, everybody in fun of him for being gay. He was like, obviously gay when he was five. See, that was my school until they came out as gay that no one cared anymore. He never came out as gay though. That's their, but that's not your problem. Well, he was 12. No, because if you're straight

acting gay, that's fair game to bully. If he's gay now, it's like, okay, well, you're like making fun of a girl for being a girl. Yeah, yeah, that's, I mean, again, this was like the mid-90s. Like, if you say to a dude, you throw like a girl, but if you say to a girl, you throw like a girl, that's no law. Like, well, for why would you do that? He was the old, like, he didn't have any,

he wasn't friends with a single guy. He was only friends with the girls. He was, like, super effeminently gay from, like, five years old. Like, literally when I was five, I got that kid is gay. But you know, okay, and you're, we've had those. Yeah. And I'm, I agree they would get some shit. But once they came out of the closet, they no longer, no one cared anymore.

I mean, yeah, but he didn't. No one cared of you're gay. They cared that. People didn't come out of the closet when they were fucking 12 in the 90s. You did. Got them. Ah! Actually, I forgot.

I found out. Can't keep getting away with this. On Danny's polar opposite, hold on. It's the exact opposite of Danny. My boyfriend is only gay when the cameras are rolling. Okay. Gay for pay, I believe, is the term. The complete polar opposite of Danny.

My boyfriend is only gay when the cameras are rolling. It's all I have. It's just a good sound bite that I found. I think a Johnny a soundboard. I know. Yeah, we've collected a few days. Yeah, we've got a good ones.

Sell, Cell, would be just good to have kicking around. Yeah. I think so. Yeah, my school, there was,

there was like, they would just sort of be in their own little world where they would be, they'd be gay guys and they were sort of, like, the head of their own little army of women.

And it's, you know, it wasn't like, they were just sort of, it was like a girl. Yeah. But there would be lots of gay dudes, maybe not lots,

but there was a few gay dudes at our school and they'd be marching around with an army of women. Yeah, yeah. This was, like, little crews that had their own little hallway.

The same way, there'd be like a little Italian crew in the caposuits. And they didn't, you know, they were their own little thing. I don't know if you'd call them like super popular, but they weren't like,

they were just like their own. With the ladies. They were just their own little thing. Yeah. You know what I mean? You know, they were, they weren't fucking running the school, but they weren't losers.

They were just their own little corner or something. Yeah. Yeah, we just had one. Even like, we had, yeah, goth kids or that, something like that. They had their own little world. There's no Jew goth kids

I guess not right No No Jew gotts It was pretty Everybody was the same Yeah I guess I guess it depends on high school he went to This wasn't high school

We didn't go to high school No but I'm saying the bully He got bullied also through high school Allegedly That's true That's true But by another gay guy I think that seems odd

So okay so speaking of bullying You think they would kind of Like bond over the fact that like, hey, we're like some of the few gay guys. I think the guy wasn't gay at the time. That's the problem. Oh. And then, yeah, that's probably a comedy.

He was bullying him because he was gay. It was the classic. Yeah, the classic, right? Is he so angry that he's gay, that he's going to prove that he's not gay. He's watching this guy live in his dream. Yeah. Got it. All right.

Or none of this happened. Just find another guy. Plenty of them. Danny's advice. If you're listening. If the gay polyamorous people are listening. It's pretty easy. As far as I know.

Well, here's my segue. Speaking of bullying, Donald Trump, Doug Ford, been bullying each other. Oh, man. Doug Ford told Donald Trump to kiss his ass.

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my dad, is not a happy camper right now. That smooth is not pumped. She's fucking pissed. Oh, I bet. Through his phone at the wall. It adds like he's a fucking Cheeto. This is a line crossed for him.

Yeah. He goes, he said he goes, it doesn't even matter what deal you make with Trump. He's such a liar. Let's fucking get rid of, rip it up in two days.

I mean, not wrong. Like Trump kind of like the you know like the Gordyhow bridge. You heard of that? Do not get him started on the Gordyhow Bridge. By the way, shout out to Canada for naming a bridge after a fucking white hockey player. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that

must have been a tough sell. I've been hearing about the Gordyhow bridge. Buddy, that must have been like honestly I was you know, expecting it to be some something crazy. So the Gordyhow Bridge like the Gerdeepe like fucking bridge or some shit. The Harpinder Bridge And now it's like Fucking Gordi how, hey?

Gordreed. Yeah. I was like, damn, how'd you get that? Basically they had this, well, you tell the thing of the conjuratorial. They built a bridge from like Windsor to Detroit, like a new bridge. And then... It's ready to go.

It's ready. They've been building it for like 20 years. It was, you know, negotiated in previous administrations. Canada paid for the whole thing. And they had some deal. And then Trump at the last minute was just like, new deal. Like, well, I want a new deal. essentially. And we want more of the tolls.

Yeah, we want more of the tolls and just like, we want a new deal. And you're like, well, you signed a different deal and he's just... And I mean, the thing... And it's just sitting there. Well, no, it's open now, but because they basically... No, it was just sitting there. And then they based Canada just like, all right, agreed to the new deal. But like, the thing with the trade negotiations with Canada and the U.S. is like,

Trump signed in 2019. Like, he signed the trade deal and he was like, this is the best trade deal ever. And then now Trump's like, what fucking moron? that deal. And you're like, you you said it was the best deal ever and you wrote it up and signed it and now you're like, you want to change it. Yeah, and

Doug Ford is kind of, the funniest part is probably Doug Ford. So he's the Premier of Ontario. Yeah. And Rob Ford's brother. Right. But it's funny because the thing is, all the politicians of Canada on this issue are pretty aligned, right? Yes. So

you can understand, like, imagine if like Trump was doing some big Iran negotiations. And then Gavin Newsom came out because he was like, I just want to say I disagree with this. But in this case, he doesn't disagree. So it's like, there's no real reason for like the governors to come out and being like, I fucking agree with him. Right. Like, you know what I mean?

So he's kind of just doing these speeches that don't really do anything because he's kind of agrees with Carney. Who? Who does? Oh, Doug Ford. Yeah, yeah. Like conservative whether they're, you know. He's kind of doing a speech and the whole thing is just like, fuck. you. Right. Basically.

He goes, you can kiss my fucking fat ass. I just said, he's like, I just took an bottle of American whiskey, just fucking threw it down my toilet. How do you like that? Did he's Trump yesterday was like, you know what? He's like, since we're not doing business with Ontario anymore, might rename Lake Ontario to Lake America.

Well, if anything can, I could rename it. Yeah, could they? Lake Gorniho. That's what they can in Canada. Yeah, we're renaming Lake Erie then to Lake Gertre. How does that sound? it's like so childish. Well, we're still calling it.

I mean, it's the Gulf of America's show. We're like, Gulf of America and everybody in Mexico is like, yeah, we don't recognize that. Right. Yeah, it's just, yeah. Yeah, it would be that again. Of course, it's childish. You're right. It is, yeah.

But, I mean, Canada's taking a pretty big gamble here. So what do you think about the conspiracy part of it where, so the one part that I've always been invested in this thing is the Bill C-11 stuff, which they said it was like a poison pill. And that was the part where they basically have this bill where they want 30% of, you know, whatever the percentage is. They kind of have I think it's like five, the streaming one?

No, not the streaming one. They have, it's, they don't so, okay. This is the cent or the censorship. They have like, it's all, this is the thing. It's all related and they're all on purpose wishy-washy about it.

Yeah. Because, so basically they say you need to, all of Google, Google, YouTube, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, all these algorithms are going to have to show

Canadian content. And then they go, well, it doesn't mean they're going to mess up the algorithm. You go, well, how else would they show 30% more content? And they go, well,

I don't know, it could be on your homepage and you go, well, that's not a homepage's work. And then you go, well, they'll figure it out. It's like, sounds like the only option is the algorithm. Yeah, of course.

Then it's kind of like, well, what does Canadian content mean? It was like, well, what does that mean? It's like, well, you have to get a certification, who gives that certification? A board of lesbians, you're like, what will that mean? It's like, well, that'll be up to the board of lesbians to decide. And it's like,

lo and behold, like everything else, you go, there's a big list of things that you can get approved of to be approved as Canadian content. Only a certain level of like, basically government, like, yeah, content creators can get that because it's like, you need this, you need this, you need this much of diversity and this much of this. So, these are, they

kind of throw it out there, like, small things and it's not that big a deal, but it's like, one of the biggest marketplaces in the world is, you know, the internet right now. And that is, these things are like ridiculous. So it's one of those things where they go, well, that's not big of a deal. It's like, well, if you believe that,

I got a Gordy Howe Bridge to sell you. Again, yeah. And like, I think it is part of the streaming thing because basically all the streamers. It's part of the same. Like Netflix, Disney, Hulu, like all the streamers that operate in Canada. Basically, they have to give like 5% of their, I don't know if it's revenues or profits into like a fun to create Canadian content or whatever. Again, whatever that means.

And you're like, this Canadian content stuff, it made sense. 30 years ago. It just like doesn't make sense anymore. You're like there's tons of cool stuff that comes out of Canada that like doesn't require. Most of the cool stuff comes that that way. Yeah. And it just like it doesn't require like you know,

you can still obviously fund some of the stuff and support it. Hard to do on the internet man. But with the exactly like with all this stuff, you're like people just want the stuff that's there and just let everybody compete with everybody else. Like there's no reason why you know like the Blackberry movie. Sure, that's Canadian content.

But like it's just a movie. But here's the, problem is it's... You don't need to force it down people's throat. Like they'll watch it if it's good. But the... Well, you are right. And this is where it gets conspiratorial, where you go,

yeah, it ain't about that. This is about like a mechanism for deciding what Canadians can see. Because they go, well, we certified you as like... Like, this is a censorship mechanism, right? So you're kind of saying like, well, why do they need this? You're like, well,

so they can decide what people are allowed to see is the answer, right? Yeah. And then on top of that, there's the French thing where you go, well, that was the other part where if American companies sell the Canada, they have to put like French on everything, right? And French manuals. So it's kind of like a big ask and what would you

might describe as a tariff or something, right? And then they were kind of like, well, why do we have to do that? And you're like, well, because that's the only way you can get the frogs to agree to anything. Yeah, yeah, for sure. And it's law. It's just like, hey, that's the law. Right.

And he was like, well, change the law. And it was just like, buddy, I'm telling you. And so you, I don't know who you think you're dealing with these. The Frenches are powerful. Yeah, the French are not. So there's all that sort of a big part of it where there is just like a, but then the conspiratorial part of it is people are just like, you know, Carney's this like European guy.

He's trying to align with Europe. I don't know if you know this, but like China is the main one. Have you talked to like Canadian libs right now? They're like one China people. They're what one? You know like one China? Oh one. I think you said one China?

No, like where, you know, it's like people will be like one China. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. Yeah, yeah. They're like, yeah. They're very united. And I mean, that was... No, it's about the, like, you know, Taiwan and Hong Kong.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. You were saying that. They're not sovereign play. And all of the, all of the countries have sort of done this game where they sort of say, like, do you recognize like Hong Kong as part of China? And they go, they say, they kind of their official stance is like sort of, like, they sort of don't really, like, they sort of have an official stance that's like... It's like a lease. They go, they're renting.

it. We're not really saying they're sovereign, but we're not really saying China owns them. Like, we're kind of, have a, like, a diplomatic stay out of its stance. But, like, Canada, like, the liberal position now is kind of like one China. And like, you'll meet, it's, it's, it's weird because it's like, yeah, I'll be like, like, Ukraine, Palestine, China. Right. Like, that happened pretty recently. They're getting Chinese electric cars soon, which obviously Trump is not happy about it. Yeah. So then there's like a conspiratorial angle. Like that, most of the criticism about Trump is just like, this guy is fucking no bully and he's, you know, this is like some populous slop and you could say that uh he changes his mind some people say he's stupid

i don't think it's i think it's yeah i don't think it's stupid yeah but the the canada one the the way that people say is there's like a conspiracy where it's like this is him kind of like selling like a european agenda well that was part of the that was also like part of the negotiations i guess they said they couldn't accept is uh part of the trade deal was like if you go sign free trade agreements with other countries you have to essentially run it by us first and then canada's like well, we're not a sovereign country if we have to run our trade agreements by the U.S. But you're like, that was part of the, every trade agreement they've ever had has been part of it, where you're like, hey, you have a trade agreement with like this North American trade agreement.

But if you're going to go make some like free trade agreement with China mostly, you're like, well, we have to, we have like a right to basically cancel our agreement. And it's part of that because you go, well, if we're saying China can't ship their stuff here, you also can't just ship it to Windsor and then they bring it into Starz's Buffalo. That's what Trump kind of is accusing, because China has like, I guess, an excess of steel. So they, like, dump their steel at, like, really cheap prices onto North America, which is obviously not good for local steel manufacturers. And so they'll do this thing where, like, the U.S. put up all these tariffs around China. Send it to Windsor bring it to Detroit.

Yeah, send it to Canada, like Vancouver. And then they go, oh, this is made in Canada. And then they just dump it in the States. So that was a part of it. I mean, I guess now we're getting into the nitty-gritty. But do you think there is some conspiracy on that? Um, I don't think there's, or it just kind of it all works out that way. You know what? I, I, my main thoughts is that I think Mark Carney knows that, uh, like, you know, Trump's, like the Republicans are a little weak right now and midterms are coming. And I think, you know, he's just like, we're, we're going to at least wait this out for the two months until the midterms to see how that shakes out. And then there are also, you know, a lot of the tariffs are specifically being pointed at like red states.

like to hit red states to hopefully flip them blue and just kind of uh take away a lot of trump's power past the midterms but it sounds like they might be willing to wait this out for the whole two because again you're like why if i'm canada like why sign a deal that could be you could be bound to for say 20 years when you can get a better deal in two years yeah when this guy's going to be out in two years and i mean look trump everything he does is by executive order right now like every single thing nothing he does is via congress it's all executive order. Like, if the Democrats went in 2028, first thing they do is undo every single thing Trump signed. It's a wrap on that. Every single thing. It was like Mom Dani did the same thing. First day,

he goes, all these executive orders undoing all these old executive orders. Like, you don't need any approval for that. You're just like, that's my role. That's, I'm allowed to do that. You start playing make believe when you're just doing all these temporary things, I guess. Well, I guess you hope and you hope that your party stays in power and keeps them going, I guess. but it doesn't it's a big gamble for Canada because you know obviously to put 50% tariffs

on all this stuff like seems like your average American is like flipped as like pretty 50 50 on the tariff stuff I have a I say your average like Canadian guy like just your average bro yeah I feel like their opinion was

they were getting a little uh would be the right word like maybe like tired of I think that people are starting to feel like Trump is like a broken record to them where it's like know, just like, I remember one one buddy was, he's like,

I was just fucking enough with the straight of her moose tweets. Like, you know what I mean? Fix it or no? Yeah, yeah, I just don't want to hear of fucking straight of her moods anymore. It's like, I don't care. I mean, look, until gas prices come down, Trump is, uh, his problems. Like, until he can, you know, and like, he did this thing where he's importing, because, you know, like beef prices or ground beef prices are up a lot.

So that he's importing 300,000 tons of ground beef. So to basically just increase the supply and lower the prices. And he's doing all these little things just to basically win him elections. You're like, that doesn't solve the problem. You're like, yeah, that maybe people in end of October go to the grocery store. And they're like, oh, ground beef's like pretty reasonable and hope that they're so stupid that they think like, oh, okay, I guess I'll vote for him because ground beef is low. But I mean, as long as gas prices are high, he's fucked. And I don't think he can get them down in the next two months.

but I mean people drive by a gas station every day and you're just like reminded maybe 20 times a day of how expensive gas is like all day you're so expensive so I don't know and I think that's the thing Iran knows that too like Iran's just like yeah we're gonna probably try and drag this thing out for two more months seems like everyone's on the dragon feet yeah I mean look man he like I'm not uh like he like look the like a lot of the tariff stuff like he passed a bunch of tariffs in his first term and he like he's like he passed a bunch of tariffs in his first term and he like he's like he like he's first term and he like he's like he like he. when like Biden came in, Biden capital out of them. Biden, like, even Biden was like, you know what? A lot of these are not bad ideas. And a lot of them did stay in, but, I mean, proofs, I guess, in the pudding right now. And I don't... Pudding prices are high. Pudding prices are high.

The cost of puddins pretty high right now. So... Proofs in the pudding crisis. But, I mean, look, there's like, they're estimating, like, you know, it could be 100,000 Canadian jobs lost because of this. I saw that. That's a lot of people. I've been seeing a lot of anti-Canada stuff,

but part of it, like some of it is true, where they're, they were out of, like, 50 countries that were, you know, considered some, you know,

classification as like Canada used to be like, you know, four out of 50. And now it's like 50 out of 50. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And all this stuff. Like,

I mean, we've been talking about the GDP stuff, bat down or whatever, but I saw an interesting one where it was like, out of Canada, America's like 40, 4% of the world's population

or something like that or less something, some shit like that. And it was like 50% of the millionaires. Oh, yeah, I think Rob Henderson, and it probably was on our podcast posted that. And it was like 50, like some crazy percentage of new millionaires came from America.

And it was just like, so we used to talk about when we came from Can Do America, you go, it's like taking ankle weights off. And you go, no, it's not. I used to remember argue with this with about people in my family where you're kind of like, you have to move to America if you've kind of. And then just like, well, you don't really. And I was just like, so it's not 30% easier. It's 3,000% easier. Yes. That was the like, your chance of like being, it wasn't 30% easier if you're,

removed America. It's 3,000% easier. Yeah. And in a weird way, I actually think all this stuff is long-term good for Canada because all the stuff, like all the ankle weights they put on themselves for not a particularly good reason. They're going to probably be forced to remove because of all this stuff, like in terms of like taxes and like, like, I mean, you know what? I didn't even realize that every province had all these trade barriers until all this trade stuff came up. Like I remember Like, I had a friend who worked in a winery in BC, and I never, like, really processed. I'm like, why can't I buy this wine in Ontario? Like, I just assume they're like, oh, they just, like, don't carry it.

And you're like, no, no, no. Like, Ontario puts tariffs on BC to specifically protect, like, Ontario wines. And that's why. Like, it makes no sense that interprovincially, they're all tariffing each other. Like, it's crazy. Yeah, I didn't really realize that before. Yeah, there is kind of a lot of people that are, like, Like, I mean, I'm probably more on the side that, like, less tariffs.

But there is a lot of people that are just like, tariffs are so bad. And then you bring up all the other tariffs and they're like, well, those ones are good. Yeah, right. You're kind of like, well, but I mean, this will kind of, I think, force Canada's hand to, to write the ship a little bit. One thing I think is a positive. I was thinking that's one other point that I was kind of thinking in Mexico. It's funny because you're like, I think a lot of places you'll go to and you're just like, there is still tons of people that just like have normal lives and, you know, work at a place. And it is funny where people talk about places where they go,

this is like the greatest place. And then you go, and also people that were here illegally, if you send them back there, you might as well kill them. Right. And you're just like, well,

is it great or is it like death? Like, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Like that's always funny where you're just like, oh,

it's one of the greatest countries in the world. And you're like, oh, so that would be, if someone lived there, I guess it wouldn't be that crazy to send them back there and you're like,

are you out of your fucking mind? I mean, again, all these people here are literally, it's just like, I mean, I had a thing this weekend. We have a cleaning lady for our apartment. Do you? Yeah.

No, look at this guy. Oh, it's a once a month. Look at this guy. It's, you know, my wife found her. I don't have anything to do with it. But I was like, hot or no? Not particularly good. Arnold style?

Yeah, Arnold style. But I'm in the odd, like I go hide in the office while she's like cleaning or whatever. And then I hear my wife. talking to her and then she's sobbed. Your wife chats with her. Well, she's like, give her instructions and just like how you doing.

Kind of just like, you know, brief kind of just like, here's what you want you to clean. Your wife's like a, like a curling coach. Harder. But anyways, I'm in the, I'm in the office and then I hear the cleaning lady

sobbing. What did she do to her? Right? And so, well, she shouldn't have missed a spot. Yeah, and she doesn't speak any English. She doesn't speak any English at all.

It's all via basically Google Trans. Low Ball Ball on the ticket. Google Trans. No, no, no. She gets paid pretty fucking well. to be honest. I just loving the idea of she's crying for something you guys did to her.

But so she's like crying and then my wife's like yeah I guess like she her kids live in the Dominican Republic so she basically came here she's here illegally and and she was weird because we didn't doxing her a little right now.

Oh yeah, go find the illegal cleaning lady in New York City everybody good fucking luck. Well they already know where to find her once a month yeah good luck finding her. Hey, we're on the look for an illegal cleaning lady in New York City.

I mean, there's probably only one. She'll be balling her eyes out. And she'll be saying, oh, the Polish hook. Masha Paula shook. So basically, she wants to go visit her. So, like, you know, she does the deal that everybody does.

And we didn't know she was illegal. I mean, I kind of assumed the moment she couldn't speak any English. The moment she was charging me $4 a day. No, no, no. She charges, that's the thing. She charges, like, pretty normal. rates. Like, you know, it's like 40 bucks an hour or something, pretty normal. And, but our building, the way that you're punishing that bathroom, they fucking got a mop on the ceiling.

It should be a hondo just in the bathroom. But like, you know, like your building or any building, it's like they have like, you know, the pamphlets for businesses and stuff. It was, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like building recommended. Like, we didn't go search for an illegal cleaning. The building is like, these are the people that are what we had that we've, like, vetted, I guess. to work here. So my wife just took a card and called this check up. But so she's crying because her kids are in Dominican Republic and now she's here illegally and she just got

denied something by the government for visa stuff. And so she can't go visit her kids because if she goes to visit her kids, she can never come back. Right. But her deal is obviously she probably makes like 60 grand a year under the table, doesn't pay taxes

and she sends it back. So her kids probably live like a decent life in Dominican Republic. Kids are cautioned out over there. Right. But if she didn't do that. If she just went and lived back in the Dominican Republic, she probably makes like, you know, 150 bucks a week. So a lot of it's the send in the... Yeah, but... Right. Yeah. I understand. I'm not, I'm not confused from the person. Yeah, Dominican Republic. Like, there's lots of people, I've met people from Dominican Republic who live in Dominican Republic. And I'm like, yeah, it's great if you have money. But the

problem is just like their economies all suck and they all leave to just make money. Oh, I'm not saying it's sick, but I'm saying it's like, yeah, you're right. It's better to move to America. Yeah, of obviously. I mean, look, she's, it's better for her to live here illegally and not see her kids, like for her, at least for her family overall. Like, her family is better off. Allegedly, I don't know. Or would it be better off to just have less money and have your mom? Have you, well, that's that, I guess that's the, that's the calculus she's making, I guess. She works at the hotel in the Dominican. I don't know. But then you're like her quality, that's the thing. Yeah. And then the quality of life for the kids is probably way worse. And she's, you know, she's probably like, yeah, there's like a sacrifice I'm willing to make tonight. And I'm sure there's not great for the kids.

Just like not see your mom. Just like FaceTime with your mom. But have a higher quality of life. I guess they have the gram, probably lots of. Yeah. You forget there's like a lot of relatives. Yeah. But it's still your mom.

Like obviously that would be preferable. But yeah, anyways, Dominican, I'm sure where she lives is fine, you know. But like, yeah, I agree. Like everybody's like, send her back to the Dominican Republic. You're like, it's not fucking Haiti. Yeah. Yeah, I agree, but it was awkward. I'm just like editing and it's just, you're like, oh,

oh, God, we've got a fucking dude to do this? Did you walk in there and tell her like, hey, just so you know, like I've stopped the clock for a second. Hey, I'm not paying for this, am I? Just so you know, I want you to know I paused on the... Yeah, yeah, I'm not, this isn't, you're not charging me for the tears, am I? This is your own time right now. Come out there, looking at your watch, swing in.

just walking around like just just doing this huh all right spend a little too much time crying not enough time in the bathroom there's still a log on the roof it's still a splatter marks all over the fucking back wall so uh maybe turn off the waterworks for a minute so you got it you got a tip big after the tears come out of oh buddy yeah i mean we pay we pay her well like she's fair very well compensated uh wait okay The cab driver It was super awkward We had a cab driver

That did He came It was my last thing I'm not trying to Just only recap Mexico stuff But the fucking guy came out He had He did the cabdraver trick

Where we had He goes hey has a Like a bottle of Like it kind of looked like a smoothie cup Or something You know what I mean And then I have 10 minutes And he's like

He was like oh if we drink in the car He's like yeah He's like he doesn't want to sip A tequila And he has his drink Like it wasn't Like that's a joke he does Right

He's got bits Yeah, and then we took this, we had the same cab driver a different time and he did the same bit on us again. This guy just cranks out his hack. You cranks out his want to sip a tequila bit. You should punch him up for him. I'm going to give you a monetary tip, but I'm going to literally make your next bits fire. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't, you go out to check the crowd.

You can't do the same bit, same crowd, man. Come on. Oh, that's tough. That's tough. You got to bring us a new hour, new act. That's funny. Well, on the, so there was a lot of wacky. European stuff that's coming from that. You don't think there's like a conspiracy. You think it's more just like...

I mean, there might be, I mean, look, Mark Carney is, you know, he gave this speech at literally the World Economic Forum. He's a big Davos guy. Like a lot of people are like, he's just doing the bidding of Davos and he, you know, he... Yeah, that's a conspiracy. Yeah, yeah. Like, like, he has a boss at Davos and they're telling him, like, this is the stuff to do to like go, go like metal in the U.S. election. Doug, he's definitely not in on that. No, no, no, that's way above his pay grade. Doug, he's eating fucking beaver tails at Davos. That's about it.

He doesn't get past the beaver tail stand at Davos. They don't let him in. But, yeah, there is that thing where it's like the World Economic Forum, you know, wants to, Trump is trying to reorder the global economy. They don't want that to happen. The globalists, they're like, we don't want that to happen. Yeah, there's like a big fight between those two things. Right.

So they're basically kind of giving him, uh, Carney, his marching orders, which is essentially, you know, don't agree to this go meddle in the elections like remember when Doug Ford ran those ads during the World Series about all the tariffs with Reagan and Trump was like fucking went crazy so there certainly

is that conspiracy the only thing I say to that is like Trump did start this yeah like there are like this isn't even a 50 50 this is probably a 50 50 issue amongst Republicans no the argument wouldn't be that the argument would be like that is Carney doing stuff that won't help Kandiv to push some British agenda

I mean, he's, he's gambling, man. He's gambling with the country. So you put it more like, it's less about that. It's more about, like, it's a high risk maneuver. Yeah. Like, if you're wrong about this, for example, like, if the Republicans just go win, sweep the midterms. I was kind of thinking that, too. It was one of those things where if you look at this in like a year and you go, or if you look at this in two years and you go,

Candace's actually doing really good and this and that and you're just like, okay. But if you look at it and you're like America's crushed, like kind of basically the same. in Canada's like in a disaster. It doesn't have an auto industry anymore kind of deal. And then what do you have like some speeches I guess? Yeah and a lot of this is just like to protect the fucking Quebec dairy cartel which is so stupid.

That cartel is not a cartel I put them up there with the fucking real cartel. They're like I mean I've seen some jokes where they're like what kind of fucking dirt do they have on this guy where they can just literally like gambling away the country for their cheese and like what are they? And I remember 20 years ago there you'd see

some little like news piece on the dairy cartel how they don't want them knocking on your dog how they in order you know in order to keep uh prices high for dairy like they literally all the excess above they all have caps and you know so they'll they'll have way more milk than their cap and they just dump it down the drain like you'd be they interviewing some farmer and he's just dumping like 10,000 gallons of milk down the drain because he's like I'm not allowed to do anything with right yeah so uh and that's, I wish they got rid of the dairy cartel thing. Like, I don't get how that could be beneficial to the entire country.

It's not a cartel you want to mess with. I don't think so. I'm going to leave it in that, man. I'm just afraid to keep chatting their name out here. Yeah, we probably shouldn't even brought it up. Fucking wake up in a poutine. It's fucking covered in hot gravy, my friend. Headburn.

Half man, half putteen. Yeah. You walk it, you're going to be walking in here with cheese melted to your face. Yeah. I mean, look, if he pulls this off, Carney, he'll be prime minister for 10 years, probably, if he somehow manages. And at least he's, like, smart with, like, economy stuff. Like, he's, like, you know, trained economist, which is just probably what you want versus a drama teacher. But you don't want your prime minister just crumping right now to defeat Donald Trump?

Throw me a place. Washington, D.C. somewhere else in Canada. More people have died from the heat in France this summer than all U.S. mass shootings in history. So just to follow up on our air conditioning issue. Yeah. I don't know why they're so opposed to it.

Like they always try and say, too, when you go to Europe, they're like, God, doesn't really get that hot here. It's like maybe hot two days a year. I know. It's an issue. So I've been, like, it's honestly, like, I think we said it, but they actually think they're better than us by not having air conditioning. Yes, it's 100%. And this is a tough one for me. You're dumb Americans with your air conditioning. Like that's literally what it is. It's all it is.

It's dumb Americans with their air conditioning. And then they've convinced themselves on top of that. There's like an activist component. Right. Now, I'm so against it ideologically. However, just the same thing. It's like, you know, not everything I want to do, but I will defend people's right to do it. And so I, I will say, I've been thinking this for like the last two summer. where I'm like, I shouldn't, this is what I was thinking, which is like so backwards, but I'm like, I kind of wanted to be winter again because I'm tired of being cold. I was like, yeah, all summer long, I'm freezing. You know what that is?

It is just fucking every place I go, I'm like shivering. And it's like, oh, I can't wait for winter so I can not be freezing anymore. Yeah, you know what? It is kind of, I do, there is a middle ground that I might want to reach. I do agree with that sentiment because my AC unit, my, like, remember, when Mom Dani was like when they had the, they were like the electrical grid because they got really hot for those like three days.

And my AC unit, there is no like perfect temperature. Now you're freezing or you're burning. Yeah, you're freezing or it's muggy. Like there's nothing in between. Like my... You're right, because it's not freezing or hot. It's freezing and muggy.

That is a great description. Like my bedroom, which doesn't make sense because when I say this temperature, people are going to be like, that sounds hot, but 78 in my bedroom. is freezing cold, like where I'm two blankets. 79, I'm boiling.

Yes. Like, and there's no half temperatures. There's no half degrees. So I'm like, it's either 78 and I'm freezing. I'm 69. Yeah, I don't know. There's something wrong with my... They all don't work that good.

Yeah, there's something wrong with my thermosat. Because I know 100% when I'm shivering at night, I'm like, this isn't 78. Every store I walk into, every hotel, every lobby, every, obviously a comedy clubs, they'll give them that because you're supposed to be a little colder. but it's like every place feels like I'm in a fucking hockey rink. Yeah. So there's maybe a middle ground here. We can reach between being like a total French pomo.

Maybe it's half degrees. Maybe the thing is how we need half degrees. This is what's the problem. And I'm sure some good thermostats give you half degrees. Uh-huh. Yeah, the ones I have. I think like a nest. And here's this relates to you specifically,

calls emerge U.S. refugee status as groups help Jewish families flee Canada. so apparently in the Jewish community they're pulling you know the trans chick I was like I need to be a refugee from America and then she went to like the refugee camps and she's like turns out they don't love the trans as much as I thought they did in the refugee camps so Jewish people

are saying they need to flee Canada because it's like too much palishton. I think there's a lot of bluster they're not going anywhere I mean this country people would be so pissed in this country if they're just like yeah we're giving Jews a refugee service Oh my God, yeah.

Specifically, just Jews become refugees? Refugees of what? Of Canada? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think we like this. They're fucking doing Muslim prayers on the street over there. That's okay. I don't know if that's necessarily refugee status, but...

Yeah, shut up. Yeah, imagine you're... Shut up, Jews. Yeah, imagine you're in a fucking refugee camp somewhere, like, in some shithole country, and, you know, everybody's getting murdered and robbed and stabbed. I don't think the Jewish guys are going to like the refugee camps either. Well, what I'm saying, as much as the trans people. You kind of open your phone and you're like, yeah, my application has been denied because they have to let in some Jews from Canada before us.

But who do you think is in the refugee camps? I'm mostly Muslim. A lot of Muslims. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're really not going to want. And you're just one guy that are like, oh. My bagel shop was vandalized. This is this kosher.

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Let's talk about it. Everyone's seen the videos, the pictures. This is wild. So there's all these videos that went viral that I almost thought were like fake pictures or something. Dude, I was like, this is AI for sure. This looks so AI. So in all, they're Indian, all these different flights.

Basically, you all, okay, I'm going to start with saying that, like, I appreciate the hack where you go, if you're like over 50 or something, all you have to say is you go, hey, I'm like, have a disability. And then you get someone that wheels you through the whole airport and then wheel and you get primary access onto the plane. That's the thing. I don't agree that getting on the plane sooner is better.

It's 10 times better. What do you mean? It's way better. You don't, what are you crazy? First of all, you're, you always have a place for your bag, which is a huge part of getting on the plane late. That, I suppose, the bag thing. It's a huge part of it.

If you get frozen out of, yeah, there's no room in the bag. half the time people get frozen. But regardless, whether you get on early or late, you're spending, as long as you get on as late as possible, you're basically spending the same amount of time. Yeah, but you're not spending that sitting, standing in a queue, and you're crazy. I don't know, I don't, I don't,

most people spend a minimum of like 10 minutes kind of standing around waiting for the thing, watching, waiting for your line, waiting in lines. Instead, you skip the whole line. Yeah. I forgot that you liked the lines as your whole thing for me more. I like the lines. Remember that?

No, because it's the opposite. Yes, they'd know. I prefer to board last. I'm not in a line. when they said there was New York's new trend that people were waiting in lines and you were defending the waiting in lines everyone remembers it

See I just don't want to spend I want to spend as little time on a plane as possible And I'm just like Because I I'm for the most part Your argument is being on the plane sucks Yeah I don't want to be on the plane longer And I'll because a lot of times I'll just wait for final boarding Like well good news if you are in group one

You can still wait till group nine if you feel like it I suppose you ever do that? Sometimes I mean, sometimes I don't think he does. If I'm on my computer or something. Accidentally. No, I just don't care to go on. Group one.

If I'm, nah, fucking stick this out. The only thing is if they kind of give like a bag thing, but it depends. Like, so if I have a checked bag already, like if I've already checked a bag, and then at that point, I don't really care if I have to check my carry-on, because I have to wait anyways. So if I have only a carry-on, then it's different. Yeah, I will. you're worried about bin space but anyways this is this is a ridiculous

thing for them to go through like this humiliation pretending they're disabled to get on a fucking plain eight minutes earlier so I was kind of thinking about this in terms of so in the flock camera discussion right yeah so there's like there's a

I'm sure you've seen that where they're putting like flock cameras everywhere and I would say most people aligned with like us in general, we're like, this is terrible, right? Yeah. The only thing I'm in favor of

is all the police officers that track their ex-wives using them. And girls that they want to smash. Which is a lot, by the way. There's been like 200 reported instances of police. A lot of abuse.

Of abusing the flaw cameras to literally just like follow some chick around. Yeah. So how do they do that? How do they follow around? Dude, these, because these facial recognition? They say that they don't use facial recognition, although they've used, they're just license plate readers.

I thought it was license plates. They are, there was a case in, I believe, Rhode Island where this cop basically went to go pull someone over. And, you know, went to go pull someone over, traffic stop, the person takes off. The cop somehow, like, doesn't catch up with them, loses the person, goes, finds the car in flock. and then the flock camera does have pictures of the faces, even though they say they don't. The guy takes the picture of the face, does a reverse image search, finds the person's Facebook, goes arrest them wrong person. Well, there's errors, yeah.

Well, the errors are mostly by the police. But, like, there was one guy, I don't know if he did like a foyer for it, but basically he was running errands. He's like, in a month, my license plate was read 560 times. They're just following you. They're just, they, every time you're anywhere, they just register you and they save it for like 30 days. And he's just like, yeah, it's just like, this camera is just literally tracking all my movements. So I was kind of looking at the, I was kind of going back to the like philosophy and the theory of this.

Like, because I was thinking about it like a lot. Because you kind of have an instinct where, you know, when they go, you know, car thefts are down like, you know, 60% in this city. And then you're just like, when I have to be like against this, I guess. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Like there's this, I mean, I do get that where it's like, you know, people always talk about the, you know, liberty, safety tradeoffs or whatever, right?

And then I was kind of thinking, and then I was, I had this, like, theories I was kind of thinking about it, and I was like, I guess it's this versus this, and I kind of typed it, and I asked Claude, and I'm like, has anyone said aversion to this? And he was like, well, it's kind of what, like, John Locke was saying, and kind of what the Fourth Amendment was based on, where they said there's kind of like, basically like a pyramid where, because people, the gist of what I was, like, struggling with when I was thinking theoretical about it. Whether you're in favor or against the plot cameras?

how to think about the whole thing, I think probably. And then so, because you go, well, it's an infringement on like, an infringement on freedom, right? Yeah. So, but the, but then the part that I like always contradict with in my mind, you go, you have a private property is sort of like the bedrock of like freedom. Yeah, like, I mean, you go, if so if anyone, if everyone just steals your stuff all the time, then you know on freedom.

So they're kind of like, there was like this, like I guess a loop that he figured out where he was kind of talking about some version of where you basically like private property is the first part and then you uh you have to figure out a way to enforce the private property and then that starts to get abused and then basically you lose freedom when you enforce your property property rights so you have this like circular thing where the more you if you don't enforce that if you don't enforce your property rights where everyone could just steal your stuff at any time well then you don't have freedom but then the more you enforce that so they right there's like some sort of equilibrium and well no the kind of where it

became with the sort of absolute. It's just like you have one or the other. Well, no, I understand what you're saying at first where you go, so, I mean, it's a lot of fancy words to say that every philosophy is just back to balance, right? But then, well, no, the balance part, the actual real thing is you're like,

well, the enforcement of private property has to be done by government, but the surveillance has to be done by privately. So, like, let's say, for example, you're like, okay, well, I have a video on my car now. And if some, on my car.

And if the government, if it's stolen, I give this to the police and they actually go get it back. Sure. So if that's all in check, you'd be like, I'm allowed to have as many cameras

as I want on my own stuff. I mean, the First Amendment auditors, like, their whole thing is they're like, we're allowed to film anything your eyes can see in public,

you are allowed to film. But there's cameras all over the road or whatever, you're watching these cameras, right? So the government's surveilling you, but the idea would be like,

well, what if it's all the surveillance is done privately? Like, for example, you see, they're trying to find this guy in a movie, they're like, well, we go to the store and they get their camera. We go here, get their camera.

And then, but then essentially, that's kind of like what people don't like about Palantir. It was like a private surveillance, but that was the problem. They were trying to solve essentially as they were like, well, if this is done by the government, then it's like tyranny to solve tyranny. So it's like this fucking loop that's kind of hard to, like the thing with the Flok camera, find a balance of it. Yeah, the Flot Camera is all it does is just make this stuff easier. Like, everybody has seen some crime show or whatever where.

Wouldn't it be easier if you just. just had the one database? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, not even that, but like, someone commits a crime, and then they go to, like, it was like the Idaho murders, and they go to every private business, which all have security cameras, and they're like, can we have your footage? And every private business gives them the footage. And then it turns out every square inch of your city is actually filmed all the time. Which, the argument would be like, that's okay, because it's decentralized. Yes. Uh, I suppose. Yeah. Well, again, and it's not done by someone that, like, all of this is just making it easier on the police

essentially. They're just trying to make their lives. So the argument would be, and this is the argument they have in court, like, oh, why can't we just cross this line and do this? It would make everything so easier. And you're like, yeah, unfortunately, a lot falls apart when you start crossing those lines. Right. And they, like, the old, you know, flocks big thing is, oh, like we find so many kids, like missing

kids. Like when the, yeah. You know, and that's every single. Safety liberty argument. Right. It's always just like, you don't care about kids. Their only actual data they have is from Colorado. which was the first test site for flock cameras. They're like, we found six kids.

Five of them were Amber Alerts. So it was like their dad just wanted to see them. And the mom wouldn't let them. And it was one missing kid that they actually found. So it's like this whole tradeoff is you're like, I guess for one missing kid. Well, I've done, I've done like, yeah, when I think about the like flock specifically, that's like a private company. Yeah, it's a private company. give them to the government.

So a perfect society... And it's not even a staywide. It's every municipality gets to make their own decision. Because I hear the rappers talk about it on like no jumper and stuff like that sometimes. And you'll see clips and they're basically like, yeah, we can't be criminals anymore because they're watching us. They have microphones everywhere as well. They have micro, they call them gunshot detection microphones.

So they're not only are they watching you, they're listening to you. They say it's only for just to detect guns shots. It's too much power for the government, I think, is it saying? And then they also have for, responder drones. So they have these in San Francisco. I was talking to somebody on my calling show and they're like literally, uh, something happens and a bunch of like Mr.

Burns send in the hounds, a bunch of drones get deployed in the before even like ambulance, firefighters, cops to an area. It's just like a swarm of drones. Right. So I mean, it's a lot. You know, there could be some argument to me where you're like, this is just where it's going. No, the argument to be made in my opinion is that.

If you don't want this stuff, you need to have like a, so no, if you have a society where like, fucking people aren't stealing everything. Fucking people do their jobs. Like, the cops can actually solve crimes. Like, you don't, like, then it's like, there's no call for, it's kind of like how they get you on board with, like, when there's a terrorist attack, people are like, well, the government wants that because then they could do all this other stuff. Yeah. So you have a functional society. It's like, you know, it's kind of like you don't need these, like, insane rules on your kids if like they're not fucking heroin addicts or whatever. you're like a good parent.

Right. Correct. So it's like it's this weird thing where it's like you almost let society become like dysfunctional. And then it comes to the point where the only solution is like fucking we filmed every two seconds. They had a flock camera thing in Florida where there was a car crash. I think it was like somewhere in northern Florida. There was a car crash. Three people died.

There was like some person driving crazy. It was someone who dodged Durango was driving crazy caused this car crash. Three people died. And then the cops basically, you know, I went through the flock cameras. They're like, it's a, and they had a call, too. Someone called in and they're like, there's this car driving erratically. It's a maroon Dodge Durango.

They're like, someone called the cops and were like, this maroon Dodge Durango is driving crazy. They look at the video. They're like, it looks black. So they go find this chick who drove a black Dodge Durango, who happened to be traveling on the highway around the same time. And they go, that's the killer. That's the person responsible.

They go arrest her. And the thing is, like, so. Where they saw the car, the Black Dodge Durango, this woman, the speed that it was going at in the distance, they're like, she would have been way past the crash at the time of the crash. Like you could, it's like, grade five math. Like you're just like, you take the points. You go, it would have been way past it. They arrest her. She spends two weeks in jail facing triple murder charges, triple vehicular homicide.

And it took her lawyers basically doing this math equation to be like, it wasn't possible. I get. But this is bad police work. Yeah, like it's not the flock cameras, per se. If you're arguing the principle, I guess if you're the same thing you'd say about like capital punishment, where you're like, well, the reason I don't like is because they get it wrong sometimes and you're like, that is part of it. I think what I'm saying. But it wasn't the flock camera's fault.

It was the police used the flock cameras badly. Yeah. Right. It's a case with any technology. Yeah. Seems like underneath it, you're just like, you want two things to happen. You're just like, yeah, this is like you guys are pushing it for the government to be like just fucking film and everything nonstop. and the other part is like,

this is why you got to fucking not let people fucking steal everyone's stuff. Right. Well, look, I mean, if you're really against... Like, when they're, you know, like in Los Angeles where they're just like... Yeah. Everyone's like, you know, that's...

What do you happen? People can stay your car and that's the game. Yeah, like the Seth Rogen stuff. We go, what do you care about your car? I need to get to work. Yeah, so then you get in a position where you're like choosing between like, my car gets stolen or...

I'm being filmed. Right. So, yeah, I mean, it's not like, look, if you're really against flock because it's muted, like there are, I think, 80 municipalities who, in the country who have either not got them, have declined or not, like, renewed their contracts.

Like, go to your city council, get fucking 20 people and just be like, we're going to vote your ass out if you guys have these. That's like your best if you really hate them and just hope that they just don't install them where you live. Well, so how that relates to my, the Indian thing, in my opinion, it's the same paradox between like niceness and a popular.

that takes advantage. You know what I mean? Yeah. Where you're like, hey, we want to offer these nice services. That's required, but then you also

can't have a population of like schemers and scammers. Dude, don't you remember when we went to the Texas State Fair and everybody was just driving around in rascal scooters? Because they were free.

Because they were free and you're like, you don't need this. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like, able-bodied 30-year-old men just in a fucking rascal scooter and you're like,

you just don't feel like walking. And America's already a bit of a country of scammers and India is like the country of scanners. So they've been all the like we're all we're doing this thing to be nice Breaks the fuck down when you have a country But at some point you look around you go there's like 80 of us and it's just us

Oh I guess we can't have nice things any it's that we can't have nice things anymore Yeah Yeah and you know there's people who do need these services and then you're like What's the solution you start charging for them? Yeah Maybe you could set these sets me all it's all me going to the scone joint Set some airport traps maybe like you know like you leave like like a just like a wad of fake money. They jump up and you go, ah, got you.

A fine. Yeah, you have to put like a $1,000 fine for trying to beat the system and you're basically like insurance fraud. See, that's what I want the flaw cameras for. Is they facial recognize these people at the airport? They go, I saw you walk from your fucking driveway. That's fine. You walked on your driveway.

Yeah, that's weird. You had no problem walking. Tickets canceled. You're literally mowing your lawn this morning. Yeah, that's funny. We just gave your ticket away. That's your fine. No ticket.

So, yeah, not a great look. I didn't have like a Yeah I don't like look I saw a million Indian people commenting Being like yeah this isn't we don't like this You're like you're kind of killing our reputation here But it's it is a stereotype that's accurate That's what I'm saying and they're just like hey we're trying to We'd like to move away from this accurate stereotype

And like The ones that grew up here did but like that's what I'm saying Yeah it's the one they're built man Go to a fucking hotel like it's run by like Indian dudes like when I was in Mississauga like everything is like the skimp on every last little thing. I can't remember someone wrote this whole thing about

the explanation for it. They went to India and they're just like India's is just a super low trust society like that's just how it's designed and low trust society like it just begets Can't have nice things with low trust society. You can't have nice things. You've seen the asphalt where they pave a road and they're stealing the asphalt. Everybody steal me

exactly and everybody starts like they freshly paved a road and then everybody's digging up where's like in a normal society everyone's like I'm embarrassed. Right. And you're like, but again, I, like, I can't conceptualize being so poor that, like, this mop bucket full of asphalt changes my life in any way. Yeah, but there's poor societies where they would, they don't do that. I agree. They would be like, that's like, bring shame. Yeah, we bring shame. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, but he, this guy basically, like, it's such a low trust society where if you're, like, you're almost incentivized to be participating in this low trust society and you're disincentivized.

At some point, you're retarded not to. Exactly. It's the, yeah, they were handing out free money. And it's like, I'm against you handing out free money, but at some point it's like, you have to take it. Yeah, you just like, you're at your, you know, disservice essentially to not. So the only thing you can do in that scenario is back out of the benefits. Right. It's the same as, you know, everyone who comes to my house, I was given a fucking free gift bag.

And it was like, well, now everyone brought 40 other friends and the gift bags are canceled. And then you're like, yeah. No one's going to get to try my homemade cracker sandwiches. It was like, Halloween when someone's like, we're giving out the big chocolate bars and some kids with her mom. goes and just she takes it off the desk yeah you know just like dumps the whole thing into there it was on the honor system honor system

and then turns out there's some well you forgot that your fucking house was in Brampton palacus by the way so funny that the mayor of Brampton's last name is Brown is Peter Brown Patrick Brown it's a white guy too

with the white guy with the last name brown and he was he caught some hard me too's he should have been the premier of Ontario yeah he got fucked then okay I'm just one another funny Indian thing because they said Indian teen killed for his testicles by gang over fake social media claim that they were worth $100,000. Imagine the look on those guys' faces when they found out that they can't buy the testicles

were not worth $125 grand. So it's so funny because the whole thing is it's like three scams. So it's basically like an Indian scammer scamming other Indians pretending to be a doctor. Like and then the guy, so it's honestly hard to conceptualize. But one gang member pretending to be a doctor and he told these other people, that if they get the testicles, it gets this money. So they were scammed. Then they tried to scam the guy out of his testicles,

and then they got scammed. And do you think the original, like, uh, incentive or whatever, like the original idea here was just like, one guy wanted another guy killed and he had to trick people into doing it? I haven't been able to get to the bottom of what was going on here. That seems like the kind of Occam's razor here.

It's just like one guy didn't like another guy, wanted him dead, wanted his balls cut on. Convinced these other guys that if you kill him, you're going to get $130,000 for his testes. Yeah, we're going to get $125,000 for the testicles. There's a big black market for... He misled the others in the group claiming he was a doctor going as far as to buy the white apron, stethoscope, and thermometer.

I mean, anybody could be fooled by that. You guys got a steth, though. Well, if the doctor told me that I, well, the guy in the white coat and the stethoscope. He told me that I can get a buck 30 for my boy's testicles. Hey, I guess there's egg on my face. How do you bring that up to you? You had a fake doctor in his garage and he's just like, fuck, test, test, just gets a notification. He goes, testy mark, it's cranking right now.

What? You just see where fucking young boys' testicles are going for? We should get in on this. Dude, I have such FOMO right now. You guys want to do yours? I go, no, no, no, no. You guys, what about this guy? No.

Why don't we get them from someone else then? Someone we don't know. Meta just lost their big suit, by the way. $18 billion having to pay out. Drop in the bucket. It is a drop in the bucket, and they had to admit no guilt. But the lawyers in the States who really win. but essentially saying that they built their,

what Jonathan Hay was talking about, that they built their systems to keep you in it. Like a casino and yeah, yeah, yeah. They literally had like psychologists who were like helping them build it like a slot machine essentially. You know, they should do that with the Lindsay Clancy should be a big trial where they could blame the social media

because they're always looking for other people to blame. You blame the social media algorithms to turn them into detectives that have been, I mean, yeah, those women are not going to face it. Do you see all the women like lined up greeting her? Buddy. Here's the article right now. To women, Lindsay Clancer isn't a monster.

She's living proof of their worst fears. To criticize these women who support Clancy is to fundamentally misunderstand what women are trying to say about this case. No. I haven't watched them. They're cooked. Here's the thing is like if you want to say like hey, she was, you know, which is what her defense is essentially, I don't think there's any doubt about. I mean, I guess there is doubt about with these crazy ladies about whether she's... I've seen this in law and order a million times where the person tries to blame it on the medication.

Yeah, yeah, even killed her, but you're like, yeah, this is a normal thing where you just say, hey, we're trying to, the debate now in court is, was she saying, or not? Yeah, or was the medication responsible? Yeah, was the medication responsible? Was the medication responsible? Was she out of course? And, you know, she's going to go to a looney bin for a deck. I mean, dude, the guy who fucking cut off, the guy who cut off the dude's head on the Greyhound and Canada. He went to the loony bin, yeah. But he only served like four years or something. Seven, I think, but yeah. And then they were like, hey, he's good now and he's just lives in. Yeah, so you go to the looney bin. you get out. Yeah, and you get out and you, I mean, I was kind of thinking, though, imagine we had one of these where, you know,

because women standing with Lindsay Crance, imagine like there's like a million guys online. They all came out and they're like, we are all Chris Benoit. We stand with Chris Benoit. Like, this could have been any of us. Yeah, it's good. That's literally the exact same thing. Yeah.

This could have been any of us. This could have been any of us. He wasn't in his right mind. He doesn't deserve this. Yeah, if anything, the blame should be, if anything, his wife did it. Right. we think and you go

no one's even saying that you go we are yeah we are we who found an email we think his wife fucking killed Chris yeah yeah this is here's a funny story

with about that someone posted about this guy's whose name was tantam on Twitter but this is about like the women just the the social contagion effect

in ancient Greek city of militus there was a high profile suicide by young woman. Some other Malaysian maiden saw the attention she got started committing suicide herself and pretty soon they had a suicide epidemic. And so this has happened in many things where she got like after she died, people bigged her up, maybe a Kurt Cobain situation you might say. And then all these other girls started doing it too. How did it end? Well, they tried everything, but the young

woman affected by this epidemic of madness seemed immune to reason. And then the leader of the city said the next suicide the woman would be stripped naked and left hanging in the city or city center to have her naked body leered at then rot in front of everyone and there was never another suicide again apparently that actually happened yeah that worked that was the last

suicide get them in their vanity yeah you go well that basically yeah because they're like you just the social you're like oh there's social positive enforcement and you go well here's negative social social reinforcement you go okay I'm gonna look

I'm out again You're going to look gross in public. Yeah, I'm out again. Yeah. How do we apply this to the Lindsay Clancy women? Well, it's more about, probably the first part would be having that explain to people where they would understand how powerful the social contagion is. And then you would have to find out what's the social contagion mechanism.

I think the first part, in my guess, it would be like something along the lines of. stereotyping this like you're like ah that's like like a fat gross woman on the internet thing like you you you have it like stereotype like this they have to like run ads during the super bowl like men start being like don't be a fat gross woman and it's just like a super bowl ad yeah it becomes like a cliche thing for like gross women because you're not going to hit him on crazy you're not going there's a lot of guys being out here I've seen things going viral being like this man broke up with his wife because she supported Lindsay and you're like never going to sell the like you know oh I'm crazy oh I'm crazy I'm crazy I'm crazy I

They're immune to being called crazy. I mean, also not the worst idea. They're not immune to being called ugly, though. No, that's true. Yeah, you hit them where it hurts. Right. And I don't know if it's true. It has to be a bit true, though.

So I don't know if that's true, but I think it's probably some degree true. That's fine. It's the same stuff they did with all the social engineering with television. You just like, you run these ads. You know, like the person in the ad is fat and gross. And they're into Lindsay Keynes.

And you're like, that becomes, you're like, that's the person. That's the face. Yeah. And I don't even know if this is it. Because it has to be more of a grain of truth. If it's not true, there might be some, like, decently hot girls doing this.

This is us trick. You know, she's like the face of it. And she's all in the Lindsay Clancy conspiracies. But you have to add, the moral is whatever, like, and the social ramification of their out group saying they're bad isn't going to be it. So you need ramifications of people they do actually care about where they're like, you become. And I think it has to be just gross.

So I don't know what else it is. Yeah, that's the only thing. it's the only thing I think of yeah I'd have to think about it more because I didn't expect you to hit me with that question yeah so I don't know what else it would be like they're obviously not worried about being like bad mothers like you can be like oh you're a bad mother

they don't seem to be worried about that yeah I know I think it's like this they figured it out here as you make them gross yeah they can rationalize there if you're like oh you have no empathy like they can rationalize their way out of any of those yeah yeah so I think the only thing is like the the popular guy from high school calling them gross. I think that's the only thing that really gets them out of

Tom Brady. You know what I mean? I think that really is the thing that hits them the most. Yeah. I mean, guys, if I was with a chick and I was dating. It's the anecdote. And she was into this stuff, like really, like, really hard. That would be a major red flag.

I don't know how I'd handle that exactly. Like really into it where it was just like, it wasn't just like kind of like you hear this on the news. She's like, she's like in that. Yeah, like supporter. Like going to the trial. stuff. I'd be like,

you're going to the trial to support her. Yeah, she'd be a demon in the sack though. Probably.

Oh, yeah. So many SSRI. Oh, buddy. Buddy, it would be, it would be tough

to let her go. Yeah, because she wouldn't let you. It would definitely be tough to fucking Oh, yeah. You'd have to go

like witness protection. She was showing up at your work. You smash that one three times and then try to like fade out.

Hey, that's funny because the last three days you messaged me three times a day and you only messaged me once today. No, that's the type of girl you bang her once and she's like, I think I love you. We're together. Yeah, we're together. This is my boyfriend.

You go, oh, what? Excuse me? What was that? You'd have a really, really hard time shaking those ones because they're fucking cooked, right? And they're worse than cooked because now they're cooked and they're righteously cooked. A righteous cook? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that would be difficult.

That'd be difficult. I would say that's up there among the toughest is righteous cook because they're going to be doing crazy shit and it's going to be coming at you with a like your fucking. Yeah, and you have to hear about it. You're evil. Like every meal you eat with this person is this is what you're talking about and you go, can you believe this? Can you believe the prosecutor did this and they miss this? And, you know, how can they miss this piece of evidence? And, you know, just not stop.

Like the only thing it really is, the only thing that kind of ends this is just the trial. concludes and you go at least that kind of takes some of the steels. Oh, once they get into the game, they're into the game. Well, they're on to the next thing, right? They're on to the next case. Yeah. Yeah, that's what you don't realize. We need to bring National Inquirer back for these ladies.

Yeah. You know, this is, they don't have a vessel. They were all just National Inquirer. They don't have a healthy vessel. They were like, can you believe this fucking alien fucked a cow? Crazy. That's who these people used to be in the 90s, and then they got rid of National Inquirer.

and now they're like, sleuth. Yeah, but they used to be sluice about like their local community. Like, you know, I think gossipy,

like, do you hear it? Yeah. Well, that's probably, hmm, I don't know if that's better. I don't know if it's the same person either,

as I say it. Yeah. I mean, there is, there is, there is, there is, they must have been,

look, this isn't a new found out of, I mean, back in the day, I'll tell you what they're definitely were being burned at the steak. Yeah.

I mean, literally thinking that, back to the, Back to this Roman. I said that on stage a couple of times, but I go, were witch burnings cruel, or were they the only way to stop them

from fucking accusing men of murder? Yeah, it seems like it was honestly, we tried everything. Yeah. We literally tried everything. On the other side, did you hear the 49ers owner? He got busted.

Just a regular guy. Regular guy, 49ers owner, got busted. smashing a prosti but the is so crazy trailer park but he was paying a buck 60 yeah a buck 40 actually

a buck 60 60 a buck 60 to go meet a prostie in a trailer park this is a guy who loved the thrill too oh of course they got rid of epstein and these guys are floundering you think the funny thing is you know for sure his defense is like oh this is the first time doing it and they're like he showed up with uh in a rented car with exactly $160 in cash and nothing else

You know, this is not He had a rented car rented car. This is a guy who's been robbed by prostitutes so many times that he's just like, yeah, you bring a penny more

than what we agreed on. Okay, if you're like a billionaire guy, how do you not have that system figured out if you're a prostit guy? It's like, you have enough money. Like,

I think the, if you want to be a prosty guy and you want to like not get busted, the trick is you got to be filthy rich because you're just like, yeah, I'm paying like Tiger Woods prices.

He was like, yes, I'm doing this, but it's like, I pay a guy fucking $30,000. Right. Like to fucking, you know what I mean? I mean, first of all, they were like, well, normal people, no normal person or nor even like, pretty wealthy person can, like, afford to do that. Well, Robert Kraft, owner of the Patriots, like, he went to, he got busted at a rub and tug, like just like some random rug and tug, you know, 80 bucks or something. This guy's literally worth $10 billion.

A tug, I give less of, uh, uh, uh, a tug is just like an errand. No, but I wasn't. When I look at the Robert Kraft thing, I think, like, that's maybe you're too famous to be doing this. And I also think, like, sloppy and I also think that sucks. But when I, that's different because the tug place, he's like, that place has been there for three years. Right. That's not a sting operation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.

Like, this guy's going to, like, meet at a, you know what I mean? Renting a car. Like, when you see a tug, you go, that place has been there fucking for the last 15 years. That's not a sting. I know. Right. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. Yeah.

Like, you could say it's still, you can. shouldn't do OD crazy, but like, you're fucking way too famous for that shit. Fair. But like the sting operation is like me like this. I don't know. Just to me it's like, how do you not like with that much money have a better system? Also, it was so obviously a setup. So this is from the article.

York texted again Sunday morning and said he wanted to see the woman. He said he was staying nearby and asked for her address. He asked how much the woman charged. And he was told it was $160 for quote, full service sexual activity. You think some chick at a trailer park is like, it's $160 for full service sexual activity? At a trailer park. That is a fucking fad if I've ever seen. You're like, that is such a...

He must love the thrill of the danger. Probably. Like, that has to be part of it for him that he's almost... He might get caught. Maybe. He must have... Maybe he busted so hard in the jail cell that night. Yeah, he just got caught up.

The players were all sort of bros about it, right? They tried to get all the players... Well, they don't write their checks. Yeah, but I think that even the ones that weren't that they were just like, you know, it's family business. I'm not going to get, like none of them were. Yeah, yeah. No, I don't think there's any, there might be one, but none of the players I saw were fucking. No, they're just like, yeah, you're just focusing on the field.

Has we got a season starting and I can't have any distractions. It was ridiculous. The guy is in a press conference and he's like, we didn't, honestly, it didn't even barely came up. We're just fucking next game trying to win this fucking puppy. Yeah, just kind of learning the playbook right now. Yeah, I mean, obviously some of us saw it, but none of us. Didn't even, I don't know, I guess, did it come up? And I don't think you even talked about it.

I don't know. Never came up. Never came up. Shit happens. Bad day for that guy. Yeah, that sucks. But again, you're like, I don't know what the, I don't know what the actual ramifications of that are.

Like, he's not like on a sex offender registry, is he for that? Good question. Yeah, I wonder. I can find that out. Well, it's just, I don't think it was an underage prostitute. So I think you're just, like, well, I, I think Robert Kraft had his whole thing just thrown out. I don't know if maybe you got a little community service.

Probably. You don't mean the punishment is the... Yeah, this is the punishment. The punishment happens in the public court. Yeah, this is the... Whatever the actual punishment is, is going to be fucking nothing for that guy. Yeah, you think the other guys you got Buster are like, glad I run over the 49ers. I can't...

I'm just... Internet's not working to get in here. I'm glad I just work at Staples. This isn't coming back on me at all. God damn. Yeah, I don't know what the... Ask if people, yeah, if the 149... 49ers owner, Jed.

A good point. It doesn't look like it. It doesn't look like it. So it's like a misdemeanor? No, it's got to be like a real charge. But you use or is it, it's a charge, but it's not a sex defendant charge. Yeah. Let's see.

Oh, it says San Francisco 49er CEO, principal owner is no longer facing act of criminal charges after resolving the case through a plea agreement. He was arrested during undercover human trafficking scene operation in East Palestine. He was initially booked on suspicion of engaging a prostitution, possessing criminal tools, specifically the cell phone. Yeah, I think he had a burner for this too. Criminal tools. Well, I think he had a burner and a rental car.

The prostitution charge was amended down to disorderly conduct. He entered no contest disorderly conduct, possessing criminal tools. Sent it to jail time credited for time served, which was, I think, one day. And then $1, $1.50 fine. No tax eviler. And an online course. online course and then

they're doing fucking prostate online course that's tough yeah just about like how to not do prosties it's like what's wrong with your wife it's like hey you're feeling horny

and you want to have sex who should you have sex with a prostitute b your wife C your wife D your wife E none of the above that's so true Yeah.

There's like... You think you can audit these things? Audit the online prosti courses. Yeah, online prostit courses. Just see what it's like. And quickly, before we go over to Patreon, this was from last week, but the Penn State Frat brothers. There's just a few funny things.

So basically the Penn State Frat, the guy was running a cocaine operation. Yeah. He was taking all the money from his Venmo. and he was having the pledges. This is like people do this as like a joke video. The most annoying thing of this right now is the fucking 20 people in Hollywood right now

trying to turn this into like a movie. Oh, you're right. That's just 20 people, just 20 leeches in Hollywood. Penn State Frat Brother. And then when they arrested him, he thought he was being pranked by his frat brothers. This guy was so deep in the frat life. Okay, he's getting, he's in the car,

Pretty good costumes, all right. Big budget for this prank guys, but I'm not falling for it. I'm okay. Ha ha ha ha ha. Not cool. And then he wouldn't get the end comes. Eventually they'd have to taser him.

Yeah. And then his dad was like a lawyer and his dad's fucking under hot water right now because he was helping him. Because his dad got charged for hiding evidence and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But you're right.

This is everyone in Hollywood right now is trying to turn this into the frat dairy. Guaranteed within... It's funny comedy. It can make okay comedy. Within three years, we will see this on Netflix. The bizarre... Yeah, and they were making real money, too,

but it was doing it all through Venmo. Like, it was a, like, retard operation. Oh, insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Usually just cash is good. I was getting nasty for a fucking blow, fucking every 15 seconds, by the way. Oh, in Mexico?

Yeah, I'd bet. I would say, like, if I walked down a street, like a street for, let's say, like eight minutes, I would get asked 12 times. Were they doing that, like cocaine? Girls. They all had different, they all had different spieles.

Hey, buddy, I know what you want. Yeah. You know what actually was making me laugh? Oh, Dan, you'll find this funny. Okay, it goes. So there's kind of a Miami thing too, right? But we went to some party that was like, they have like a pool, right? And there's like maybe like three or four groups of girls there.

And they all look like Miami hose kind of thing. Uh-huh. And then we're just at a fucking like booth or whatever. And then there was no other dudes there. And I was just like, sure, just in our corner. And we were there for like probably 40 minutes tops, right? It's like popped in. And it's kind of sucked.

or like, I hate that shit. It's like, fucking actually, that like loud club music I pulled after like, I get up about half an hour. I was like, I'm done with this. Tres me nuts.

But the point I'm making is, we start seeing, then you, we were just sort of like watching the girls sort of talk to all the people and they know the owners and stuff and then the other way and you go, oh, those women are being paid to be here.

Yeah, yeah. Like the clubs and you go, okay, so they have these girls dancing up there. Three different groups that are all paid to be there. They get free alcohol. And then it was one other old guy said there and they go, we're in the Truman show.

Yeah, yeah. You guys are the marks, man. Right, but it's one of those things where it's one thing if it's like working, but if it's not working, you go, we're in the Trubin show. You just showed up to like a set. Yeah. You go to a fucking pool and then there's every single person here is acting. Right.

Yeah, you're the only non-actors there. That is kind of fun. But a lot of Miami clubs are like that where you go, I'm. Same with Vegas. It's a fake life. Yeah, it's like a fake life. Where you're walking around, you go, every person here is being paid to be like, how do you guys do it?

and you go, you don't know what's, you start to lose, you don't know what's real. Right. And if that was happening, like, if you're saying that you were at that one and there was nobody there, that means there were 10 others that were happening. Then there was maybe one of them was busy. Yeah. The last one and there were like eight others was just nobody was there. This is what we concluded we think the deal was is they get like, they're not getting paid,

but they probably get free drinks and like they get free drinks and stuff like that all night, free entrance and drinks. Maybe get their passport back. No, they're all pro, but they're all pros. Yeah. So their payment is if they can close a dude at the end of the night for a fucking $500. Were they approaching you? Like were they trying to talk to you?

A tiny bit, but we got out of there pretty quick because it's fucking crappy. But like, yeah, I think like, I think my buddy like, like my buddy was like the like old school pool. Like, where are you guys from? And they were like overly. He came back. He said they were overly nice. Which was a red flag. Sure.

Just like the ladies in the lobby of the cops. cosmopolitan. He said they were overly nice, which was the original red flag. Yeah. Generally women aren't overly nice.

So the fucking umk coming over. So there. Name's Tom. I'm missing to meet us in Canada. Oh, fucking one of every race, eh?

Anyway, the name's Tom. What? What that gwan? Anyway, Tom's the name. How are you ladies doing? Who on shots

on you guys, though? Yeah. but he said they were over the nice. That's what we concluded. It was Truman's show and they get paid if they can close marks. Yeah, the moment you show up anywhere like that, women are really nice. You're like, okay, you're the prey.

You're not the predators any longer. It's true. It's flipped. Yeah, it's flipped. Yeah, but it is funny that some people in that Miami, they're living in a whole fake world, fake reality. It's got to warp your head. Probably.

I mean, the thing is some people go to those and leave never having caught, sniff that. I wish I was so lucky. you'd be like, man, that place was... Yeah, just fucking... Babes everywhere. Fucking ratio there? insane. It's like, we were the only guys.

Do you guys have your wallets? Does anybody have their wallets? I fucking clubbedoast to do a ratio. Okay, Patreon.com slash the boys, guys. We'll see you on the other side. Peace.