The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Indonesia's All Female Flogging Squad

Episode Date: December 30, 2022

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happy new year to everyone who has been listening to the boys cast and subscribing to the patreon we have a big new year's resolution that we want to say that me and danny will both be agreeing in 2023 to forgive forget uh we're gonna no longer judge no longer judge is a huge one uphold the rule of law we had agreed that upholding the rule of law was very important to us which is why we will be announcing that we will be the opening act the boys cast both of us doing sort of like a bumping mics thing yep opening for none other than comedic legend bill cosby boy am i excited on his new tour and this is a controversial figure yeah but i mean he's he was uh exonerated he was exonerated and we said that i go i wow was he innocent and our

agent came and they said yeah i mean the supreme court said so supreme court came and they said, yeah. I mean, the Supreme Court said so. Supreme Court agreed. And we said, well, in that case, let's cause it up. Cause it up. America's dad. This is not a cause for concern. This is going to make us. Do you think that's the title of his new tour? His cause for concern.

We're also going to be changing the name of our podcast to American Sons. America's Sons. America's Sons. America's Sons. America's Sons. America's Sons. Doing Legion hauls across America, which is interesting that he made that choice. So it's going to be an audience

that we're opening ourselves up to. A little older, probably more black people. Definitely blacker. A little blacker than usual. That's cool. But we hope that you guys do support and come to see us. Cause for concern.

I heard from his agent that tickets will be reasonably priced at 245 each it's a steal of a deal yeah it's not a cause for concern not a cause for let's make 2023 the best year yet for the boys cast yeah The dudes Prepare yourselves For Boy Scout The bros Just for Boy Scout The homies Just for Boy Scout The dudes

Experience All this Ghost The boys Beast Happy New Year Happy New Year What's the song?

You know the Happy New Year Oh that's I? You know that Happy New Year Oh that's I guess The real one But there's the other one No that was that fake That was the non-copyright Happy Birthday

Okay Remember Happy Birthday Was copyrighted for so long Yeah that's true Happy Birthday We are not Going to be doing A 2022 year of review

No We've talked about it And you know what I was looking at my podcast app and they're already starting to come in right and left. And I was just like, you know what?

Yeah, everybody's giving it. We go, what are we going to do? Oh yeah, there was Sam Bankman Free. That's a thing that happened. We know. Oh, Kanye West. That's another one that happened. Jew took all my money.

The Jewish person took Daniel Paul Shuck's money. Well, I'm happy to learn that he is going down. We could say, I mean, maybe we'll do it other years, but this year just felt like

too obvious. We should do a 2020 year interview. Just will do it other years, but this year just felt like too obvious. We should do a 2020 year interview. Just a wrap up of a different year all together. Yeah, yeah. See how you like that.

Well, that's like those really nerdy esoteric history podcasts right now as they're going, we're doing 22 year interview, 1922.

And then someone goes, ooh, that's spicy. There you go. Also brought a sponsor on for this episode, She Thunderwear, our boys. Wearing them right now. them right now about later best song the only thing we'll do is best song of the year which is hit them with the shh and i got them with that shh before okay i want to show you what you know it's so weird because you're like they're blowing up and then i was like i thought

they were that that where we're talking i think it's over already i went and looked at the guy's tiktok because like this guy yeah yeah five five thousand yeah he had like five thousand followers where we're talking about song. I think it's over already. I went and looked at the guy's TikTok. Did you see something? Yeah, yeah. 5,000 followers. Yeah, he had like 5,000 followers. I was like, oh man, I thought this guy would be popping. I think it's like an old school

one hit wonder potentially. Looking up the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, so before I think, I just want to say, I watched American Underdog, which is like pretty solid, right? Which one?

What's that one again? So American Underdog is this football player, famous guy, I forget his name. OJ Simpson. No. Okaypson no okay hold on not a jew do you not know american underdog okay look it up while i'm saying this but basically american underdogs about this like football player who's he ended up winning like you know oh every war yeah it's yeah sorry yeah it's kirk warner and he but basically he doesn't believe in game yeah he was like working at uh grocery store very bad working at a grocery store

he was back in the grocery store bagging groceries I think he got in the XFL and then he got a tryout and then he was greatest show on turf playing arena football yeah arena football

it was pretty cool yeah arena and then he became greatest show on turf oh the movie was pretty solid of course Dennis Quaid's in that movie but the funny part is that the actor that they hired to play

is like 39 years old he was old no. He was old. No, but he was old when he got to the NFL. He was like 26 or something, like pretty old, right? I thought he was like in his 30s. Well, the actor playing it plays him from high school, and he's at the bar basically just finished, just going into first year of college talking about football or whatever.

He's 39 years old, and he's having this, it's his high school sweetheart and he was like you know i might have to go away and it was like none of this is crazy they're talking about she has a kid and people are like are you sure you want to be with a woman that has kids not that crazy if you're 40 so the guy looks so old oh he looks old i had a trouble watching the movie because the actor that they picked was just so old i thought he was younger when he got in the NFL. Or older, sorry. More importantly. Do you see the name of the person who plays Marshall Falk? No, who's that? Is Marshall Falk a prominent character?

He was the running back on The Greatest Show on Turf. But the guy who plays him is an actor whose name is O.J. Simpson. There's no actor named O.J. Simpson. Okay, so I took a little liberty with it. You think you would change your name. His name is O.J. Keith Simpson. Stop it. And he plays a running back in a movie. okay so i took a little liberty with it you think you would change the name oj keith simpson stop it and he plays a running back in a movie his name is also an actor that person must have to so often

correct people where he goes he has i'm actually okay okay so he is i'm looking at his imdb he has one credit this movie other than that he's to be messing with people with that name. OJ Keith Simpson. Change it back to Orenthal, pal. I don't know, well- The black guy? Yeah. I mean, he plays a football player.

He plays a running back. Oh my God, you're thinking of, that guy probably can't do that great on the dating app. No. You don't know, you're thinking of OJ Simpson. I'm OJ Keith Simpson. Happens all the time. Happens all the time.

I also played a running back In a big movie Yo that's crazy He's gotta That's gotta be a troll I don't know But more importantly The girl Anna Paquin

Right? Yeah She looks She plays in this movie And she's supposed to dress Like his normal wife Who has like a weird hairdo And she looks exactly

Like Michael Myers So we're gonna put this up On the screen too Look at this Hold on I'll show you Tell me tell me this isn't like the most accurate meme that i made so this is this is her and this is they're identical oh i thought you had mike myers like the comedian no no no michael myers yeah she looks odd you know what she looks like you know when someone a a guy, has a haircut and then he gets rid of his sideburns?

Like gets total rid of the sideburns? Goes a little too high? Yeah, you're like, something is so weird right now and I'm not sure what. No, she looks like she was electrocuted. She does. She looks like the kid from Deliverance a bit. Oh, she also looks like a boy. Yeah. Yeah, she looks like the kid from Deliverance. But the thing that was making

me laugh though was if you look up his normal wife, she sort of has this look a boy. Yeah. Yeah, she looks like the kid from Deliverance. But the thing that was making me laugh, though, was if you look up his normal wife, she sort of has this look, right? Yeah. Watch, if you look at the guy's wife, she's got like a wacky sort of like lesbian haircut, right? Okay. But, so Anna Paquin, who's actually like decent looking, basically goes, I'm going to look like his wife.

And then they just- His wife looks like Lisa Lampanelli. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She looks so much like Lisa Lampanelli. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So much. Lisa Lampanelli now. After Yeah. Yeah. She looks so much like Lisa Lampanelli. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So much.

Lisa Lampanelli now. After she lost the weight. Yeah. But isn't that like a punch in the, like sort of a shot to the face where we go, we got this Hollywood actress and we ugly her up and gave her the worst haircut to make her look like your wife. His wife kind of looks like Michael Malice.

Like right here. Definitely a little bit. So, so they basically made this They made her look like a legitimate Like horror Villain so they can make him play his wife You know what it is I think maybe the actor

Has too much like Botox so she looks surprised Like she has that like surprised Botox I think they might have thinned her eyebrows out too She looks like someone who doesn't have eyebrows all together She looks like this If you're an audio listener right now you're going to want to pop this photo Yeah pop a photo of Anna Paquin as Kurt uh i'll post it on the boys cast instagram too but do you know what i mean though if you made if someone made a movie of you

and they go yeah we're hiring this girl to pay your wife you go that'd be pretty good and then you see the movie and you go why'd you make her so ugly we go i'm trying to be true to your wife's image yeah well they made her look super busted so bust if i was kurt warner i would just be like my wife's not that gross yeah i'm sure he signed off on it though you think but he might not have saw it with the makeup artists where they were putting white on her face and slicking back her hair like that to that extent yeah so she's really looking weird. It's a good movie? Yeah, pretty good,

solid movie. Liked it. Okay. You know, sports talks, sports movies always fucking my shit. I mean,

it's an amazing story. It's so funny that Dennis Quaid's in it because Dennis Quaid is also in another, he's in so many of these sports. Wasn't he in Miracle on Ice? He's a sports guy.

But he's also in these like, these mirror, these like good sports stories, I guess. But then there's the other one where the, remember the high school pitcher who was uh or not high school he was a high school science teacher and then his he was the coach for the baseball team and then the kids were like yo you got to go try out for the tampa bay rays because he could throw like 99 miles an hour and then he made the team and he was just a coach before that he was just like this fat dude

with a mustache stories kick ass I don't think it could happen with other positions. I obviously like pitcher and, you know, a quarterback. It's a little different because it's more of like

a thinking position. Yeah. So there's a lot of people have their best seasons with a little older. Well, no, he was good. Sometimes you just need a chance or you're like a late bloomer.

Like he was a late bloomer, but also like, he was still 27. It's not like he was like, oh, this guy's 38 years old. I played hockey with a guy that was on the Leafs right now. Actually. You played hockey with a guy that was on but there's a leafs right now actually you played hockey with guys on the lease right now you know this i mean my dad calls me once a day to tell me because it's kind of in you fuck what

was the guy's name i don't know i played on his team one year and he was like he he didn't make it to the leafs till he was like 25 or something weird like that uh oh michael bunting no michael bunting was his name might have been michael though i mean i think that's the only michael bunting was like a really old rookie but no but it wouldn't be you how would you play i played with a guy hold on i'll tell you what i'm gonna do oh i mean no it wouldn't be matt murray i'm gonna call my dad find this out all right i'll see if he answers let Let's see. But no, so. Wayne Simmons? No.

He was a star. No, so I played hockey with him a couple seasons or whatever. Chris Timmons? No, wasn't him. And then he basically, you know,

was, hey, we're actually recording the podcast. Who was the guy that I played hockey with that was on the Leafs? Oh, shoot. Remember the guy

that Brian played hockey with that was on the Leafs? Mike something? I told you it was Mike something. I mean, he had to be more than me. I'll text him. Okay, text him. Not Michael Bunting?

And honestly, I remember at the time it was me. They said it was either me or him. I mean, based on the ages, it can only be like Jake Muzzin. Mike, his name's Michael. There's only one guy on the Leafs named Michael. It's Michael Bunting. Maybe he's not on the Leafs anymore.

Oh, okay. Okay, type in Michael Leafs. I mean, this is so Canadian because every Canadian person's like, yeah, I also played hockey with a guy who used to be on the Leafs too. Every person in Canada has played hockey. This is some great podcasting right now. Dude, every person in Canada has played hockey with somebody who was on the Leafs.

You're right though. When you type in Michael, it's only Bunting. Dude, I watch the Leafs. I think I know if I played with Michael Bunting. It wasn't Michael Bunting. He's 10 years younger than you. You didn't play with Michael Bunting. I wasn't Michael Bunting.

It was a different Michael. Well, there's no more Michaels. Okay, type in Mike. The AHO roster. No, he was a real deal, buddy. Mike Amadio? No. Okay, we're going to get the info.

That's going to be coming in. Mitch Marner. Nah, we're going to have to. Well, my dad's on the case right now. All right, Smooth's on it. Yeah, Smooth's on the case right now. Yeah. Okay, so anyways.

Michael Hutchinson. Well, the reason on the... It wasn't Michael Hutchinson. But on the topic of Canadians, so we have a lot of... We have probably one of our best articles. Danny actually found probably one of the best articles ever. But the Canadian accent was ranked

one of the sexiest accents in the world in 2022. Oh, fuck yeah bud oh this is so I would like to counter that as someone who has maybe one of the

greatest stories of all time involving a sexy Canadian accent it wasn't as sexy as they're making it out to be no at the time so people don't know this

but I've told this story before it was in my special right right I was the fourth every single one of us tried to make it work I know I know I just used it as one tag yeah yeah but i was actually uh having uh intercourse with

how you were with a nice last from up north and she was like oh frig as i was giving it to her and let me tell you it was not sexy at the time no because they're thinking i think what they're saying women's canadian accent they also said they. But this thing is saying women's Canadian accent. They also said they like the women's Canadian accent, which is maybe the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life. Oh, fuck yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I had this hawking slider in there.

Oh, frig. Oh, I don't know. I don't get it. She was like super hot, too. And then she was like, oh, frig. Give her hell there, buddy. You're getting head to go up. She goes,

you like that pal? Chief. You liking that head there, chief? Oh yeah. I think what's happened is because of like the Nelk boys and it's became like frat. For sure. Yeah.

It has become frat American thing. I've seen TikToks where people are like, yeah, I just was in Tennessee and someone was like talking to the Canadian the canadian i know people are talking like that yeah it's catching on it caught on because it just became hockey no it became a hockey thing yeah and then that became like a frat thing i think yeah probably with letter kenny is like popular so then it's just potentially some of that but i'll tell you there's nothing hot about making out with a girl and she's like yeah come in here bud i'm gonna tune you right up oh yeah tune that up there right just any a oh oh i fucking sucked her good eh

yeah i guess yeah yeah you did bud you want me to spit her a swallow swallow her swallow her you want me to fucking swallow it yeah it's not hot it's like having sex with rick ralph yeah yeah oh yeah yeah flip me over there pal yeah what are you fucking waiting on just fucking give her a flip tune me up hey pass the pass the double double there you want a sip of her coffee while they're doing it she's just hacking a dart on top where's my double double i try to lube it up with the double double i actually went to tim morton's and me and my brother had a pretty funny thing because the names there were getting like really really insane so they're embarrassing to say it's kind of like that bill burr joke where he has that joke where he's like uh when someone asked for a cookie yeah and then uh he was like it's not like a girl which i

actually was one of the most things i've felt like when he said that i know exactly what he means he was basically like you're at a a place and the guy's like and would you like a cookie and he was like don't fucking grown man you don't ask me if i'm a grown man i'm asking like it was just like he was a joke was that like it pissed him off and he knew that he had like a rage problem. Yeah, yeah. But like, the things there

were, it was literally like, okay, you're like, I'll just get the crunchy one and they're like, and what's it called? And you're like,

the tasty tasterino silly boy supreme. You have to say, because it is just like, makes you feel like a little bitch to have to ask him, yes,

I would like to have the tasty tasterino. The tasty tasterino, yeah. Can I get the silly boy sandwich? Please just get a silly boy sandwich, Sabrina, please. With? With. With. Yeah, yeah.

Tangy tomatoes. The tangy tomato tangarinos. But I do get that. I hate saying like that. Like the word like treat just drives me nuts when someone's, that's why when I'm at a restaurant and the people come up and they go, is it tasty? And I was like, don't worry about whether it's tasty.

None of your business. I'm literally food blind. It's none of your business whether it's tasty or not It's none of your fucking beeswax If it's tasty I take that to the grave I'll never say it's tasty The only way you'll know Yeah it's pretty good they go but is it tasty

Tell me that it's tasty Oh here we got it The word came in Michael Koska Michael Koska Yeah he had very blonde hair As in Canada As Canadians would say he had a cup of coffee with the team. That's all.

That's what they say in hockey. That guy was not a fucking. He had a cup. He had a cup with the team, not a Stanley Cup. He had a fucking cup of coffee. Michael Koska. Oh, yeah. I remember.

Now he remembers. He's friends with DJ. Okay. Yeah, he's around. Yeah, he's friends with dj okay yeah he's around yeah he's friends with fucking dj demarion me and him used to play puck together yeah i remember the coach look at me dead in the eyes and say it's you it's either you or ryan and i said honestly i'm thinking about doing this whole podcasting thing so i'm gonna let you take it i let him win the scouts were there and i i remember the scouts were out and i was like guys i thought you were talking

about somebody recently yeah he played 85 games in the NHL. Recently? You know, we're not in our prime age, Danny. Well, that's what I thought. I know. That's why I thought you were saying recently. I don't know if you think we're in our prime sports years. Well, I'm just wondering how this year.

I've known you since he was on the Leafs. How is this just coming up now? Because you don't fucking open your eyes, bud. You don't pay attention. This guy had a fucking cup with the Leafs. A cup of coffee with the Leafs, 35 games. 35 games and nothing? 35 games. Oh, no coffee with the leafs 35 games 35 games and nothing five games oh no sorry yeah 35 games played eight points eight assists 27 27 pims it's actually i'll tell you what though going back to canada so i'm like so i went back i told i told you last week that i'm

not gonna do a whole crazy synopsis but basically i told you they're trying to cancel it's like snow storms everywhere fucking cancel culture huh my mom was participating in cancel culture but it was it was a pretty canadian experience i go back it's a snowstorm every plane's getting canceled i get off i haven't driven in three years by the way so i get my i have to go get my license get a truck i mean what people don't know is what you were like when you were driving. Now this is the sort of the fake news that Danny likes to spit around. The thing is I have really quick reflexes, but I don't actually crash, but I drive recklessly. Sure.

But it's not actually reckless because my reflexes are so good. So I get with someone that has slower reflexes. You're like, oh my God. Ryan, at the fucking fucking our old office one time you got out of your truck left it in gear and then we both got out and you got out not realizing there was still in gear and the keys were in and then it just went into the wall where are your fucking reflexes there bud how is that a reflex issue well you didn't hop in and fucking slam on the brake i do do a lot of that kind of stuff that's more of a loopiness but once you get me on the highway yeah i could i used to be able to do

a i could do a u-turn on a one-way i actually have motor j stop we like slam on the thing i have motor skills so yeah i haven't driven in three years because we've been in new york and you can't have a car and i couldn't get my license because of canadian bureaucracy so did you get your license yeah i did get my license well if they send it to me right now I have the temporary again so they thought this is the whole thing last time they said they were gonna send it to me and they never sent it to me I go back I gotta I get this truck I'm going I have to my mom lives in the fucking sticks so I drive like two and a half hours I'm driving through a blizzard like a legitimate blizzard for I mean the whole thing was four hours they were like hey if you

don't have to drive don't and Ryan's fucking like a rube on the road. We had to do this thing. It was either that or they're going to screw the next day. And now they're trying to get me to change my flights. At one point, my mom's like, why don't you just come back next week? I go, shut up. I literally mess with my brothers. I go, take her out of the group chats.

Have you considered Islam? So basically, I drive four hours there. Then we get there. Power goes out immediately. My stepdad's in the garage trying to get the Jenny working. Oh, the fucking Jenny. So at one point we're opening presents

and there's candles on. So it's candles. Now you know how Jews feel. They don't have enough room so my brothers were staying at a hotel but you can't get to the hotel and then the hotel had no power. So we just had people sleeping on the couch and stuff like that. guess the old truck uh the old like present delivery outside so that was my dad's not my mom's yeah so then basically so no there's not enough place to sleep there's no uh power and then basically uh then in the morning i have to

shovel this huge driveway i'm driving back through four hours so in like a 24 hour span i drove eight hours of a blizzard shoveling driveways there's no power get me back to new york this is the least bug man shit you've done in a long time shoveling i'm driving through blizzards everyone's yapping in my ear i'm telling you my friend practicing for the bugathlon and then i went to my body's uh christmas because on christmas Day I got nothing to do so I go to Waldo's thing. And then we go out with a bunch of Ajax mans. Mans?

Like old school mans that we grew up with. Within two hours, one of our buddies comes, gets into a fight with another guy. They're in each other's face. One guy gets kicked out of the party. I've been there for 45 minutes at this point. People are fucking,

have their shirts off doing blow tattoos on their face. I feel like I'm in a trap house basically yeah dude it was full ajax experience it was a tutorial of like the you know when they say the guys that didn't leave the hometown yeah of course it really it really really was like within with i'm not kidding i've been there for 45 minutes people are in their faces yelling and screaming and stuff like that. I'm sort of trying to... And then they're like, but they're buddies afterwards. Oh, I'm the city boy, the New York guy that I'm like, guys, guys. Yeah, the old city slicker. They'll be fine.

They're like, shut the fuck up, comedian. You know, punch me in the drug. This isn't between you, but you don't understand. We got unfinished business here. People are fighting. It's like, Ryan, do a line. You're like, it's 1230 in the afternoon. I don't want to do a line.'re like it's 12 30 in the afternoon i don't want to

do a line oh fucking mr city slicker can't do a fucking rail in the afternoon all right oh yeah there was trouble over there i'll tell you one thing that made me laugh maybe his sketch or something but the guy that at the party showing up to a New York style party and then being like, yo, you want me to put on Kanye? And everyone's like, oh, he's like, come on, we still like Kanye. And then getting your shuffle and then just putting on the interview with him and Alex Jones at a party. Just, yo, you want some Kanye?

Everyone's like, fine, fine, fine, whatever. Throw on Kanye because you want some kanye everyone's like fine fine fine whatever throw on kanye because you have some reservations and then you put it on he's like you know hitler is a great guy you go oh you guys meant songs oh songs oh it's not that kind of party yeah throwing on some kanye but like throwing on straight up like kanye best of podcasting moments evan gavin mcknes yeah yeah yeah I love Hitler you're the one that's sort of

actually been on a party bender though I've been yeah I went to fish last night and I'm going to fish tonight for the listeners party Danny Boone and tomorrow night

no they're a little faster paced they fucking man that's gonna be you in a Santa hat there were a lot of people your eyes just fucking glazed over so many wacky people one day wasn't enough That's going to be you in a Santa hat. There were a lot of people in Santa hats. Your eyes just fucking glazed over.

So many wacky people. One day wasn't enough for Danny. He has to go back to back fish. He bought out all the tickets. I bought a pass. You bought a pass? Yeah, we got a four-day pass. You got a four-day pass?

Well, what happens is there's this lottery. Did you do drugs last night? No. Smoked weed. I had a couple of drinks. Party Danny's out in full effect. I'm not a young man anymore. I can just do drugs four night? No. I smoked weed. I had a couple of drinks. Party Danny's out in full effect. I'm not a young man anymore. I can just do drugs four nights in a row.

Yeah, that's a little much. That's a lot. That's a lot. Okay, so back to the accent thing. The crazy part was, so they basically said the other sexiest accents were British, Australian, French, and the Stephen Hawking's accent, which I felt like was weird that that got on there.

The Stephen Hawking accent. That's an interesting one. That's crazy, right? Oh, fuck me. You know what? Actually, it was... Because you know how Stephen Hawking's cheated on his wife famously? Yeah. Which means that there is a bit to say,

if Stephen Hawking's can get snatched, what's your excuse? Would he not have been the ultimate red pill guy? like cheated on his wife famously yeah which means that like there is a bit to say if stephen hawkins can get snatched what's your excuse like would he not have been the ultimate like red pill guy because a lot of them the the shtick is that like i was not that good at girls now i'm good at them yeah because you can't really be like a getting pickup artist tutorial guy but you're just like crazy good looking and rich well what happens is once you reach certain status they just they come to you you don't have to be and stephen hawkins is that right so if i just like the idea of like he was getting so much snatched that that means like girls were thrown at him but imagine being the girl that got turned down by stephen hawkins you know what i don't care what you look like i think you're just

so sexy and i want to suck you off and he's like gross swipe left you're getting the the getting swerved by stephen hawking stephen hawking um when you nut but she keeps sucking meme is maybe one of the best memes of all time it's like a top 10 meme yuck yuck keep it moving. Yeah, the girl that gets swerved by Stephen Hawking is so funny. Yo, how do you date a girl after she got... It's like, I guess, in Seinfeld, he got turned down by Newman. But how could you date a girl that she got turned down by Stephen Hawking? Well, his roster was full. He was too full.

He was all booked up. Yeah, but the people here who say that Canadian accent is the hottest one is ridiculous. And also, to be funny, the funny part is that these articles, I don't know why, you'd think that they'd get a little mad because whenever they pick the sexiest ones, it's literally just white accents. There's never, you're never going to see, because they said the least sexiest ones was like Chinese, Japanese, Indian, the ones you'd think, right? The phlegm languages. Israel, Hebrew.

Yeah. It's the phlegm languages. But like no one's ever going to win like sexiest accent and it's like, hello? Yeah, yeah. Apu's not winning sexiest accent. Never going to win sexiest accent. That's how she goes. I don't mind it on a girl though it can be completely honest how thick though i guess it's i think i think guys girls don't like a guy as much with like a thick chinese give a shit if you're super hot you could literally who gives a shit about your

fucking accent no one nobody well i actually like it i like or you like it there you go on a girl yeah you know what it is toronto accent would probably be the least excuse me honestly yeah so anyways i thought that was pretty funny that there's that's getting the lexicon that canadian accent sexy give me a break pal give me a fucking break bud but they said uh uh so there's just this tiny fact it's they did this article about what makes us subconsciously mimic the accent of others in conversations. So a bunch of that is like, you know, what people call like code switching, which I think everyone does. You're just trying to relate to them kind of. And we all know that.

It's like your body language. Your body language. And we all know a person that like went to Australia and they come back and they're like, oh yeah, mate. And you're just like, what is this? You've been gone for a year, right year right like what are you doing right now yeah it's it is obnoxious to go to australia for a year and come back and you're asking me what was your flat and you're like fuck off yeah you know like unless you're yeah you use that language there if you want to do that there that's like i assure you like i actually seems like you're

putting it on yeah i i mean i want people to ask so you can go, oh. You go, why are you talking like that? You go, oh, I didn't tell you. I just spent a year in Australia. Like, if I'm talking to one of my friends from back home over text, I won't say, like, gallons. Like, I'll still say liters. You're not going to do it for that. Whereas if I talk to someone here. You code switch back to Canadian.

I switch them back and forth and my spelling and stuff. You switch the spelling back and forth? Yeah. Because you're right. Because it does feel obnoxious. Like, they're going to be like, oh. Oh, I don't use use anymore. Sorry guys.

I live in America now. It does feel like you're losers who have to use, use all the time. It does feel like you're trying to be a fancy boy. Right? I just, it just feels obnoxious. But the funny part is it makes subconsciously mimic the accents in

conversation is when you're doing a, like you're out there being like, hello, how are you doing? Like you, you go to India for like a week and then you come back and you're like, no, you don't understand. I spent a week in India. I was in India for a week. Oh, how are you all doing? No, I just did a trip to Japan.

Yeah. You're like, you don't understand. I was just in Japan. Yeah. Maybe don't do that at, uh, the Tim Hortons when you're ordering. That seems... They don't know that you were... Every girl that I've ever dated, always when you go on a trip, they try to say just the words, like the specific words.

So they'll be like, okay, and how much is this? Okay, and I'll have this. Okay. Oh, gracias. They just think you need a higher accent. I actually, you know what? One time, I went to Cuba with my girl for like, we went for whatever vacation for a weekend. So you do say all the things.

And then we got back to the airport and my mind was still like, when we got back to Toronto and my mind was still like in Cuba. Canadian people? Like the Tim Hortons at the Pearson. But like, it was like a brown girl. I go, gracias. That's embarrassing. Yeah, it was.

Well, we have a huge gender win because big win for the ladies big win 2022 might just we didn't even do a recap because i'll tell you who won 2022 okay women women won women won oh yeah women you won you won women won 2022 especially right now gretta women are taking down andrew tate i didn't even want to get into it because the whole thing was lame but you're like her whole thing was legitimately our boy siraj actually posted below it so i was like i'm not even saying but it really was the you eat pieces of shit for breakfast it totally was like i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast you like you pieces of shit for breakfast like that's what it was obviously it's a little bit funny because it's just unexpected from her of course of course for to have a salty comeback but totally he's feeling the burn

even though he had like a hundred million impressions on his tweets so he's like feeling feeling that good good about that he ain't mad about it but the uh oh and on honestly obviously everyone's souping it up like it was funnier than it was because they're because they don't like entertainment well but also yeah it was just like oh this is our this is our big like thing where he got pwned but like i will agree obviously the minute everyone said it's like the funniest thing in the world i was like yeah i mean it's not that funny but like at the first when i first saw it i was like a little bit funny yeah yeah yeah yeah but um so this vice is back to their journalism they go we met an all women flogging squad in indonesia

shout out to the floggers shout out bloggers on bloggers on floggers this is bloggers on floggers on floggers on floggers on bloggers that's the new mijos song how do you say it migos mijos migos i said i was saying that podcasting clips on TikTok is 90% people one person saying a word one way and then the other person saying it's all cute moments that's all TikTok is is cute moments I said to our team I go no cute moments we don't do cute moments the edgy shit floggers women flogging go go look at TikTok and tell me it's not all cute moments how do you say that word like that how do you say it what yeah well because everything else gets deleted that's possible too yeah anything that's not cute gets deleted um but

there was a big win so this woman and she you know people told her growing up that flogging's a man's job and you can't be a man's world but daddy i want to be a flogger you'll never be a flogger no the best you'll ever get is being flogged or making the sticks in a perfect world where you can flog but this ain't that world so you get out there

so do you want me to go to school for something else you can't go to school either they kind of have sick uniforms the floggers what do the uniforms look like well it's like a brown burka but it's a burka

but it's brown but then it has this like little like reverse raccoon and it says stick life on the back you think they're like fucking you know if you ever watch like warm-up for like a leafs game and they're all just on the ice they're like really getting the flex on there just to make sure that they don't snap this is a very canadian episode but just really testing out that stick

you think they're like yeah like they get a bunch of new twigs and they call them twigs they're like oh fucking what twig you working with they're all ccm and they're like oh yeah that's so funny they've got a ccm flogging stick you know is that bauer they got a they got a flaw oh shit you got the vapor the vapor the fucking titanium flogging sponsorship someone come in yeah that the floggers dressed in like all nike and ccm like just sponsored head to toe for flogging that would be what happens though none of the other guy floggers dressed in like all nike and ccm like just sponsored head to toe for flogging that would be what happens though none of the other guy floggers the one female flog here's the question you think the female vlogger gets paid less than the guy floggers nah probably i don't know maybe you think the top like the way they measure it too is like for your flogging it's like

they take your shirt off afterwards and like it just looks like you got hit once that's a perfect that's a perfect flog you like i hit him 45 times same spot that's a perfect flog yeah it's just like one one strip that's a pro that's the flogger of the year you know well they make it seem like it's a really big deal to be a flogger and they did this profile on this girl um but you definitely if you are flogging it would also would be amazing if the girl, they finally had this big win for women get to be floggers. And then the girl comes in, botches the first flogger, and the stick goes flying. It hits the chick in the head.

Knocks her out. Her first flog. She just like hits her in the head. She's like, ow! What the fuck? Botching your first flog. Her dad's there in the thing you know

she didn't say she was nervous she was shaking she was shaking with the vlogs the girl vloggers only vlog the other girl people too so that's the reason

they said they were one of the reasons that they said it wasn't actually they're sort of spinning it here like it's a win for women

a little bit but really what happened is the girls were getting hurt too bad because the guy vloggers the guys just hurt too the guy vloggers weren't taking it easy well they just know how to hit like guys But really what happened is the girls were getting hurt too bad because the guys just hurt too. The guy floggers weren't taking it easy.

Well, they just know how to hit like guys. And so they just hit hard. So they basically said, let's get a girl flogger in for the girls so they won't hurt them as much. Do you think trans women will be allowed to flog biologically? Oh, buddy. If you get a trans guy in there being a girl flogger. Well, also if you were. That's the scandal that's in fucking Banda Aceh.

Well, I think that if you had the guys being... The girl floggers flogging the guys too, I feel like there'd be a lot of perverts that would like that. You know what I mean? Like a guy... There'd just be like half the city coming... No, not half, but like every pervert in the city coming in, stole some bread again.

I'm also gay. I'm gay and I stole bread. Oh, yeah. I just also just banged a chick. Not my wife. Not my wife. Just got so much pussy last night. Flog me. Doesn't even need to be. bread. Oh, yeah. I also just banged a chick. Not my wife. Not my wife. Just got so much pussy last night. Flog me.

Doesn't even need to be. Hey, hey, hey. If you're literally with a woman that's not your wife in private, it's floggable offense. Yeah, but if it's a girl flogger, they might like that. You know what I mean?

It's like part of your process. Like, you bang a girl and you're just like, you know what? Before we get banged again, before we bang again, I'm going to pop out there. Commit some crimes. Yeah, I know. You come out there and you go, just so you know what? Before we get banged again, before we bang again, I'm going to pop out there and commit some crimes.

Yeah, I know. I know you come out in there and you go, just so you know, I got a girl in the room if you want to, I'm about to commit if you want to give me

some preemptive flogging and then he just goes back so hard that he got his flogs on. He's got the flogging. There's got to be a couple gay guys that sort of like the flogging. I don't, well, this is Sharia law,

so I think being gay is. No, but they're in the closet. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah. I used to talk about this on stage. You're back again? Yeah. But think about that.

If you're gay and then they sentence you, you go, oh, yeah, I was doing a dominatrix thing with another guy. And they go, that's a lot of flogs. And you go, let's go. Let's go. Do the crime. You do the time.

Oh, we caught you blowing it, dude. it's like what's the punishment it's like you get spanked in the town square by another guy everybody watches and you're like oh and you're look yeah you're yeah it's crazy these are like wild spectator they're wild spectator events too this isn't like a i know behind closed door it's like everybody i think what happens though they used to like behead you know back in like hundreds of years ago like just the beheading was uh i know but i i guess what happens is it's like dads bringing their kids and stuff being like just so you know this is what happens no i don't think there's what you get for talking to a woman yeah yeah that stinks man this is wild to think, too. Like, hundreds of years ago, like, it was pretty regular for a child

to just have seen 10 people beheaded. Mm-hmm. Like, normal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. There was no TV, I guess. I know. Just like, hey, we're gonna go watch a beheading on a Friday night.

There was that other show that everyone recommended that I watched a couple episodes to. Yellowstone's a big topic in my community. Yeah, Yellowstone. Yeah, I know Yellowstone's big. I haven't watched any of it.

Yeah. It's just super based, right? The problem is you watch that with a chick and then now she has a fucking thing for cowboys. Oh. Everything you want. Have you ever watched like a, you ever watched like a documentary,

or like a movie, or like a series, like you finish The Wire and all of a sudden you're like, I want to, I could deal with a hood chick. Like you start being into it. No.

I'm telling you, you watch yellowstone with your girl you're gonna finish it off she'll be buying you a cowboy hat and be like you know you're a bit of a cowboy and then you're gonna have to explain to her like well comedians are actually the cowboys if you think we're uh the cowboys we're the cultural cowboys and we're fighting in the cultural wild west right now so grab my spurs and my saddle and let's get to the canceling your chicks like yeah goblins are pretty hot and you're like well i haven't got news for you some people consider me a cowboy in the podcasting world some people consider comedians actually cowboys it's sort of a cowboy life if you think about it on the frontier of culture the cowboys of culture

I honestly don't watch anything with my girlfriend anymore it's a pretty good system it's an okay system yeah okay

they said so this is a real line in the thing and I didn't do it in order because I just I picked out my

favorite lines in this thing but this is a real line they go she's aware that she holds a special position in a male-dominated field. The way they talk about it,

it's killing me. Yeah, considering you're like, you live under Sharia law. Yeah. Like strict Sharia law. Like no shit. But doesn't know

whether it'll inspire other women to follow suit. They're not sure if she... Like they still have to do their like representation matters bullshit. Like that through here they have to run their representation bullshit through this article about people getting flogged for adult for adult not even adultery it's straight up it's like i talk to a woman in private and a lot of them too it's probably like word against word right like a lot of them's not like you're on camera doing this and now it's just a guy being like banged her for sure and then it's like they talk about it later in the article but like legitimately uh instances where it's like

some woman was like you know raped by some guy and then she's like she gets 200 flogs and totally it's insane yeah well the worst part is if you lied about banging a chick like you were telling the boys you're like yeah i took that one for a spin. And everyone's like, nice. And then the next, he's getting flogged. You're like, no, no, I was lying. I was just trying to impress the boys. And they go, that's actually more flogs.

Yeah. Dishonoring. But yeah, legitimately, that's what happens is like some guy just, yeah, lies, says he took her for a spin. And then they're like, oh, crazy. Like, what's her name again? We go, well go ladies and gentlemen we got one i mean that is that is the ultimate like you could get chicks in so much trouble there

yeah of course maybe the bigger lesson for them is to watch the flogging to not do anything that's forbidden she said so so when they asked her about all this representation stuff she goes yeah i don't know about all that she's trying to just be like don't kill the messenger over here like i'm just yeah they go to this girl well the flogger is like for the cause by the way she's not like a reluctant flogger yeah she's like hardcore she's not that would be that's vice would make their like if they made like a hollywood movie about the flogger that knew she didn't want to be a flogger but she's the best in the game she's just too nobody else could flog these women like her she's like you know she's you know what maybe my flogging days

are done she's like you got a gift no one can flog like you nobody there's nobody in the world that can flog like you and she goes

I don't want to flog anymore I just want to cook pies I wonder if it breaks skin I just want to go back to the market and cook pies is it like a caning it's sort of like

a caning situation but like is it breaking skin I think that sometimes it does sometimes it does sometimes it doesn't but i'm not really the flogging expert um but they asked the girl what she thinks and she was just like so is this maybe other girls are going to do this job in this male-dominated field you're gonna inspire them and she's like i don't know about all that stuff but uh probably

if you kiss a guy this is what you get like that's her response if you look at a guy wrong they were like do you mind saying that it might inspire them? That's sort of the headline we're hoping for. Can we say that, though? Can we just say you said that? That's the angle that we're sort of hoping for. And she was like, yeah, but if you do, I'll get flogged. So please don't.

She's just sharpening her fucking... Yeah, she's all for it, right? From clothing restrictions to banning women to sit on motorcycles to intermingling of opposite sexes playing live music and drinking so all these things are flog worthy which one of you know i guess obviously a lot of the stuff is very bad but is it so wrong to flog people who pulled out a guitar at a party no that's i'm so i'm so on board with that i was you know what i was walking clothing offenses like man shows up with no shoes and socks at a fucking real world event.

I was walking on McDougal Street like maybe a couple weeks ago. And, you know, one of those places near the cellar, you know how they have like the, whatever, like you can go inside, but it's like on the street, like those temporary structures, like one of those cafes. And then they're covered. And there's a guy inside with all his friends that brought the guitar. Like imagine you're like in one of these enclosed things there's just a guy playing shitty acoustic guitar i was like that guy should flog him flog him flog him exactly showing up with uh you don't wear a shirt at like a function because you're a party guy i guess that

band flogging molly will never get booked showing up to the the wedding with like oversized suit beer hat on flogged yeah the those big ass suits anyone who wears the outfit where the you wear the dress pants but they don't go down that far and then you wear the the loafers with no socks flogged do you think they have uh the jasper meme in in the jasper man that? The that's a paddling, but they make it for Indonesia for that's a flogging. Remember for Simpsons? That's a paddling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a flogging.

I think it's like very flog life with her. Yeah. She just dreams of flogging all day. The idea of inducting a woman flogger, according to... Honestly, I'm tearing up just thinking about this. Good for them. They have the music playing. I hope that they make that movie where it's just like...

They probably will. It's like government propaganda. Yeah, she's just like, you know, that's their feminism. According to Mohamed Rizal, the head of Akai Sharia Police, the reason for flogging is to tackle crime, but activists don't agree. And that's one of the things they said because they were a lot of them a lot of the people that are like against this

their argument which is i always find sometimes you agree with people their arguments are bad they're even their arguments against flogging they're saying it doesn't stop crime and it was like i'm sure it does yeah like just anything it's like i mean the problem your jail sentences stop crime if you say we're gonna flog you in the town square i'm sure it does stop this stuff a little bit but it's still like crazy well it's just yeah exactly you're like if you murder people if they shoplift it'll stop shoplifting but it's probably not a good yeah exactly you have to yeah that's maybe not the honest way to live with it yeah i mean i guess the problem is you're like what the your definitions of crimes or everything's a crime there a female flogger is

placed there to punish a woman because a male flogging delivery is too harsh which i disagree i think yeah i mean just as good as of course men and women there's no difference between i don't even think there's any difference in physical strength or at all they flog the same if anything women are just taking it too easy which is why do you think the girls that are like low-key like feminists are sort of like souping up how much it hurts to like, oh, she's worse than the man. Yeah. Like one of the regulars is trying to. I think you fail the flogger test, though, as a woman.

If they go, are men and women the same? If you go, yes. You go, yeah, that's the wrong answer. Ouch. Ow. You got to really. It reminds me of when I used to get sort of like hit by my mom when I was young. And I remember specifically like, oh like oh wow that's not smart it was like nothing you know what i mean we just

like don't care just souping it up oh wow oh i won't be doing that again no um the act of flogging doesn't phase her either that's we already we already went through that. Mistakes are rarely tolerated and they can result in expulsion from the post. So it is what you said. Like it's a high ticket job. Yeah. It's tough. It's like you have to, they say it has to be just the top of the back. It's like, it's probably like, you know, that big of a, that is, if you get a bad

flogger, it probably hurts way more because they're flogging all over the place. Yeah. I mean, if you get hit like the neck, that would kill. It's like, although after you start getting like flog number 30, you probably want them to hit anywhere but the spot that you've been flogged a over the place yeah i mean if you get hit like the neck that would kill it's like although after you start getting like flog number 30 you probably want them to hit anywhere but the spot that you've been flogged a bunch yeah well that's what makes them such a good flogger right they said the rights groups are calling flogging a cruel uh and degrading treatment which is like duh yeah it's like where they're at right there you know what i mean it's like we think this might be cruel vice Vice, yeah. Thanks, Vice.

Yeah, duh. And the optics of women. Not as cruel as misgendering somebody, though. The optics of inducting women floggers is a matter of pride for the Sharia police. It's a big point of pride. I think it is one of those things where you come home and your parents are just like, did you hear that? Stacey's a flogger? First female flogger.

Yeah, what are you doing? What are you doing? Stacey's been flogging. You're not flogger first female flogger yeah what are you doing what are you doing stacy's been flogging you're not flogging official data shared by sharia police with vice world news crimes against humanity such as so they basically unmarried men and women caught together blah blah and they have another thing but they said it had a steep drop so this is where activists are wrong because it's like yes obviously it does but your argument shouldn't be that it doesn't work yeah if the stats are down be like well why are the stats wrong they're probably like it's probably the stats are down because people stopped uh they stopped doing crimes just because they're celebrating women in flogging positions

too busy at the parades yeah but i do think the flogging for sex crimes is a little weird because there's got to be a few pervs they get flogged for sex crimes yeah but i'm happy about it yeah but then if you're too happy about it then they probably death penalty you sure a special sponsor that is coming on to the podcast you know i'm from the videos sheath underwear we got to hang out a bunch when we were at skank fest now this is a good friend of comedy this is a good friend of podcasting this is a man who was a a veteran started a company the company's crushing it right now the best some of the best underwear the best underwear you will ever see in your life if and also makes the package look pretty good because it pushes it out so if you're popping

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think that 2023 is the year of the man no absolutely not no you think it's we think you do more year of the woman do you don't think it turned a little bit where people hate men a little less? I guess it gets devised, but what do you think? No. Yeah, see, I kind of... I do a little bit think that most normal people, they don't think, you know,

as much nonsense as they did two years ago. I have so many friends, male and female, that have been like, yeah, you were kind of right about this and that uh yeah for sure i mean that's why we're cowboys we're on the frontier of this stuff exactly we are on the we are essentially right we were trying to tell you i would then she goes no i would say bikers are more like the cowboys i go definitely comedians than bikers for sure they're top three definitely top three cyclists cyclists

specifically well anyways there's this study that I mean we've talked about this a bit but it goes men are dropping out of the labor force because they're upset about their social status

according to the new study and it kind of goes through everything and one of the big ones is the dude that didn't go to college because there's a big debate about like whether you should go to college or not right yeah

and one of the things is which is obvious but basically if you're a guy and you're like okay i can go work 40 hours but no one really thinks it's like that good of a job chicks don't really see it as that cool like there's no benefits of just kind of like having a normal study and then you look like you're lower you're just like well why would i do that i can be low and not have a job yeah it's the incentive structure for sure which i so get because if i i feel like that with myself if you go if your options are like work in a factory and then you're yes the social status is everything right of course that's why when like when people say relativism when you talk about like let's say another place which i always kind of disagree

with when like the argument where they go yeah well you well, you think that you don't have money. You live in like the best time ever compared to other people that don't eat. And it was like, well, yeah, but I'm not around them. Like obviously the people you're around, it's the same thing. It's like if you're middle class and your parents force you to grow up

in like the super richest area where everyone's like billionaires, you actually feel way worse than if you just grew up around like people that have the same money. Yeah, of course. I mean, that's what everybody's always comparing themselves to everybody else that's just that around them yeah but then yeah the internet makes it like you're only comparing yourself to people's someone said this a good way to describe it you're only comparing yourself to people's best day yeah you know what i mean because everyone's just posting

yeah their best their best things for sure you're comparing your normal life to everyone's best day or their best him you know that part's obvious but yeah i mean i don't know i i wonder about this because like i read this and i was like so what do these people do though well how do they support how do they eat uh i mean a lot of people probably have welfare maybe a lot of them just live with their parents i mean a lot of these guys a lot i know yeah yeah i know there's a lot of that where people the highest amount of people but think about that if you were like living with your parents or whatever i and you all want you get a new job and or and you're just like and what it doesn't even help anything it's like why don't i just like stay here and

maybe i'll work like some super crappy part-time job for 200 bucks a week and just play video games and do this or whatever like i actually do get that from an extent of structure it's like not that irrational yeah yeah that's depressing but well i have a... I don't know if the suggestion hits that, but one of the things that I've been thinking about a lot for... We need a world war. A world war to sort of just shake things up a little bit. Yeah, shake things up, get all these people... Well, and then they're automating

a lot of the normal jobs and stuff like that. That's true. But they're talking about McDonald's. They're just going to have full people like computers making the burgers. I mean, they've already phased out cashiers. But now they're going to phase out the burger makers too. Yeah, I don't see why that can't be done. Oh, of course, right?

So my thing was, if you even look in how much things have changed in four years, so you basically accept that the idea of I'm going to go do this and get this job and that, you know what I mean? that the idea of i'm gonna go do this and get this job and that well you know what i mean whatever thing you think exists probably won't in like at the very least 10 years but maybe even sooner right so i think increasingly if you're trying to win at anything probably the most valuable uh skill moving forward into the next like five years will be like mobility like people's ability to change course sure i mean that's always no it hasn't always been a lot of and it's not always exclusively now because you say mobility is in like physical mobility all of it all of it i don't know i don't

mean oh yeah no i mean like your ability to go move somewhere yeah yeah that would be what i want to do the problem of course no no but i'm saying though- That's always- No, but like, that's not always the case. If you have a, if you have like a job where it's like, there was a time where probably there was like a big payout

in terms of your options, if you look at all the options, for being the guy that could like put his nose to the grindstone, work at the same place for 30 years, work up that corporate ladder,

and you're actually better off than trying to make all these moves and starting again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You you know what i mean so that would be the extreme and now there's all different versions of it like i even say depending on what you're doing like if you're working on let's just say in our industry if you're working on a movie right if you're working on a movie there's a big uh benefit to having like a stable structure of like i wake up because i'm doing the same thing for every day but if you're working on all different things or

like in social media realm like you want to be able to change on a dime of like i wake up because i'm doing the same thing for every day yeah but if you're working on all different things or like in social media realm like you want to be able to change on a dime of like you know what i'm gonna cancel everything i gotta go do this like you want to be for sure okay so yeah agility mobility yeah but philosophy a lot of that's just mental in the sense that like just a lot of it's just your like thought patterns where it's like even if you have a family or whatever it's like if you have the if you like structure your life a little bit where you're like you know what i could change jobs i could i have kind of two skills that i kind of i could do this i could do that like you built imagine you have you were a guy that was like a landscaper that built fences sort of thing but you also were like did a bit of graphic design like you could literally look

at the industry and your freelanceness could like change depending on which one's doing better, right? Well, and you'd find a set. Yeah, you'd find like a specific set. That's maybe a stupid example. Yeah, yeah, I know what you mean. But I think that whether people can or can't do it, I think bottom line is the amount that you are able to do it

will depend on your personality a lot. But I think personalities, end companies, entrepreneurs, people, like most people right now that work in like sort of tech I know people that work in tech and the ones that make the most money even like at lower levels they were like young in their 20s the ones that have like been the most successful were the ones that were willing to like go change jobs see a company sort of moving and then you go okay you know what I think this industry's sort of dying out being willing to make a big change so I think agility increasingly will be and that's risky too because that is a

risky thing so yeah but all the things are a percentage like you might not be naturally that but it's like this thing where someone might not naturally be good at networking and there's all that i think it was uh a comedian that said this he was like oh i'm not good at networking it's like we'll get good at it because it's important important. You might not be the best at it, but you can always be like pretty good at it. So that's my prediction. And you can pretty much

get good at anything now if you're just on YouTube. Well, you can get average at anything. For sure. Because a lot of the things are composite skills where you just need,

if you're just average at it, then that's fine, you know? Yeah, yeah. You're proficient. You don't be below average at like your ability. Don't be like the least flexible person.

Because then, whenever you're inflexible, opportunities will come and go and then you won't be able to take them because you're too inflexible so i think the ability to design your life somewhat with the ability to have at least a couple flexible changes whether that be anything i think will be the increasingly separates the people that end up like where they're 45 and their life ended up pretty good and 45 and their life ended up where it's like it seems like it's fucking them yeah or just do something that is not in that realm just go be an electrician my friend just literally my friend we went to guelph with it just became an electric master electrician even he was like went to business school well if you're gonna and then he's like no he's just well he is now but like he's just like they're never gonna not need that yeah but

i think my theory still stands in those kind of things because you go yeah what if you are an electrician you work for this company and you see that it's kind of going down and you're like you know what the electrocute the c the ability to be the guy that's like you know what maybe i'm gonna do a some bit of this on my side to sort of hedge like hedging bets here and there agileness agileness and also i guess you could sum up a bit of what i'm saying is half of like not putting all your eggs in certain baskets because baskets are straight up lottery tickets that are too... Okay.

So that's my prediction. That's the only thing I was going to say. That's my prediction moving forward for winners and losers. And what's your prediction for the economy? I was listening to your real estate podcast because me and you are real estate moguls owning one small little property. Yeah, yeah. Sure.

Something. My prediction for 2023 of they were basically saying like it's gonna be shaky it's gonna be more shaky volatility yeah so you think that things are getting worse i mean they need to have a lot of uh i mean the shitty way this whole thing works is they're not going to stop raising the interest rates until uh lots of people start losing their jobs in order to essentially reverse that and then so people need to lose their jobs which is kind of a fucked up way this whole system works yeah in order for them to stop raising interest rates i mean they need to bring inflation down i i don't know it's it is also true that like uh as you're saying that though i think about how many like uh podcasts and all that stuff are coming out. I think we actually might've talked about this, but there's so many podcasts and business analysts and all that,

you know, whatever people in that realm that are all of a big part of what they're saying is that companies need to fire more people. And it's like, if you're like a normal employee, you're just like, every time you turn on, they're like,

you got to make cuts and everything. They're like, stop telling everyone to fire. I mean, I think a lot of people though, like Twitter is such a good example where they cut three quarters of their works, like their employees.

Totally. And they're fine. I don't know. Yeah. I haven't noticed that. If anything, it's better. They're like rolling out, they're like finally rolling out features

and like quickly, you know, like they added two days ago, they go, you can now upload hour long video on Twitter. Like that, you know, you couldn't do that. and it took them getting rid of three quarters of the people like elon musk that he posted some video and he was like here look at our sweet uh uh their what's it called they're like their coffee shop that they have in their office and it was empty there's nobody there and it goes yeah because everybody's working yeah it used to be everybody would just be hanging out drinking coffee all day so the people who are like yeah don say I'm like, you better do something of value.

I mean, so many people at these big tech companies were like, yeah, I got hired on. I don't really do anything. So many of them weren't working at the other companies. Well, think about all those people. Now they need agility. So our predictions are moving in tandem. Yeah, absolutely. I agree.

So you think that economy gets way worse. A lot of people get fired. Unemployment goes up. You have sort of a stark prediction of the coming year or two. I don't think 2023 is going to be a good year for the economy. It's too soon to turn it. I mean, it's like a giant ship, you know? It moves to turn, to do a U-turn on a giant ship.

You can crash it quickly, but you can't get it back on track quickly. But to get it, like to have to do like a U-turn on a giant ship, it's just slow. Okay. It's a slow process, yeah. Well, so then, yeah. So I was thinking, so if you take your prediction, which is macro, then you're fucked. And you take my prediction, which is micro, but it's like, be agile. You got to be smooth like a ninja.

I mean, the thing is, there's so many amazing, yeah, there's so many amazing opportunities, like things you can still do. And know i don't know i'm not like bearish specifically on anything other than just like yeah the economy might suck okay but i it's i don't think we're gonna have some depression level shit or anything of that sort okay maybe we'll luck out and get some sort of new new pandemic okay it's pretty good last time yeah um okay so here's one that i wanted to talk about because it was bad advice that slate's been giving people and sometimes i like to get out front of these and be like no no no because guys you know these weasley guys that are asking for advice from slate they're probably beyond repair yeah but someone else but other people might be having the same thing he's asking slate

for advice a dweeb a dork you know what i mean obviously but this guy he's been he's been smashing viagra as well he's been banging his wife right yeah and he goes cut to several years later our sex lovemaking continues at high and wonderful levels five to seven times a week so this guy's going i will say props to them on the title. The title was a little zinger. What was the title? It goes, I've been keeping a little sexual secret from my wife for years,

but I don't think I can keep it up. Yeah, it's okay. Something. Not nothing. Not nothing. Here's the problem. It takes deception and planning. And I told her that i don't

do it when she asked me in the first thing because basically at the beginning she goes hey did you uh take pills he goes i'm pds man i'm liver king how'd that dick get so hard and you go yeah god's gift god's gift yeah i'm sorry that i was god's plan god's plan god's plan i only love my bad And my mama She's I was killing Call him on that Because When he was in Toronto

Saying that Something about Drake And he was like I don't even know Any Drake songs I go you do though And he's like Yeah yeah

He was trying to play You know how like The people This is too cool for No Oh Drake lives here That's one of my Pet peeves

When people Pretend that they're Too cool to know something And you go Yeah not that I don't Like know Justin Bieber songs. I've never even heard of them. Yeah, I've never heard of them.

I'm that off the grid. You know what I mean? So I was like, and then I finally got him to admit that he knew like three or four of them. Of course. Yeah, all of a sudden he knew them. I mean, there's certain people

you just can't be alive, really. That's my point. In mainstream society. You're just so... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm a man. I'm a mama. And I occasionally wonder if i'm on ethical thin ice i started uh stance that my medical prescriptions are nobody's business but my own but several years

into a relationship is that valid should i feel guilty my current plan is to gradually introduce it at some point and tell her about it so you know this guy's got sort of a womeny like way of looking at life too. Cause he, that was how he rationalized it himself. He goes, this is my medical business and no one needs it. Like that's a very girl way to like, I bet it didn't help when like there's vaccine passports came out and the

guy's like, probably his girlfriend's like into it. And then he's like, yeah, it's everyone's business. Everybody's business. It's everybody's business. Who's taken V and who's not.

Right. So then the this thing they this is what they wrote back at first they said i don't think you should feel any guiltier than you do already which he shouldn't feel guilty at all yes you lied about it once for your pill popping and perhaps your wife has continued to assume that your lie stands but holding on to the assumption isn't exactly wise the older a guy gets the more likely he is to experience erectile dysfunction therefore it shouldn't be at all surprised when someone goes from pill free um to using them i'd introduce the topic by leaving a

pill bottle lying around maybe in the medicine cabinet let her notice and ask questions instead of running up to her with a confession that might be burdensome so to me this is the worst advice i've ever heard i mean, because the problem is the whole issue around this is that it's not even true, but women in their minds, they're like, oh, you don't find me attractive. That's a part of it for sure. For sure. They're like, oh,

you take this because you don't find me attractive. Yeah. And you're like, you need fucking to take medicine to not cry during dinner. Like, how is that? It's like, this is not fair the also other side of that coin is i feel like if you're a dude that like uh needs to soup it up her like poking around about so are you taking it today that that's gonna like for sure get in your head and you'll have trouble getting it up again yeah so you want her like out of this you want to be completely in control this is control is a huge part of literally don't ask don't tell this is

the military figured this out okay totally don't ask don't tell honestly 90 of women's problems in a relationship is just due to them asking questions too many questions that's what i say yeah too many questions danny and hoodville none of your business who's this person why you do this to yourself trying to make yourself have a bad night i'm not yeah yeah totally because you're just we're having such a bad night now because you just couldn't fucking not ask all these questions yeah because you and your questions you always try to ruin your own night, don't you? Like, obviously, there's certain things you can ask questions about,

but, like, the general nosiness of women where, like, there's just too many questions. Well, this is... There's... You think women would win more fucking game shows with the amount of fucking questions they're constantly asking. Well, so the first part is that. It's like, once you lose control...

But this most important part that this person's not even asking is asking is like you kind of brushed on it, but you go, how nosy is your girlfriend? If you have a girl that's very nosy, like, do you have a girl that will kind of be like, okay, and then never bring it up again? Or do you have a girl that's going to for the next like rest of your life being like, so it's night now, Viagra. So when do you take it? How often do you take it? It's like that will be a nightmare that's going to screw your whole thing up. Oh, for sure. Now you're going to need it because before you have sex with her, you're going to be

like bringing her down. And she goes, oh, it was very good. Is that because of the pill? Of course. Of course. It wasn't because of me. I did something new. Was that good?

Or was that the pill? I don't know. So is that the type of girl you're dating? Or does she have sort of a level of, you know what I mean? Knowledge of how the male anatomy sort of works. Or is she going to be the type of girl that's just like nonstop badgering you? Or just take the fucking souped up D and enjoy it. Like you can't just enjoy the souped up D for a minute.

Exactly. The PED, no pun intended. Yeah. Just like take it and just be like, this is great. You should be thanking Pfizer and science that they developed such an amazing thing. While she's crying in bed, you're giving her this speech. She goes, I'm not enough for you. And I go, honey, trust the science.

Trust the science. Now, the truth is, if you're taking it every now and then, you never need to tell her unless you can bring it up in a show. I've definitely dated girls where it's kind of jokey. Where you're just like, yeah, I always turn it around. You go, I don't know if it's your good you're like you have to say they'll be like you'd be like i don't know if you're good tonight maybe i take the pill i don't know like i've actually done that where i bring the pillow like i don't know we haven't decided whether they're going to bring it to the equation if you deserve it or not but if you have that kind of relationship where

you could sort of joke around about it and it's not going to make things weird but i'd say most girls yes if you don't if you have any sort of that thing and it and it's not going to make things weird. But I'd say most girls, yes, if you have any sort of that thing, and it sounds like this guy has got no hand probably. Yeah, this guy's fine. So you go, you're way better off removing this from the equation entirely. This guy only has one option as far as I'm concerned. I would say don't tell her. No, you have one option.

You wait until you're 50 and be like, I guess I need these now. Even then, though, it depends on the girl. Well, but if she's so cooked that you're like, you're 50, you're like, I need these now. Even then, though, it depends on the girl. Well, but if she's so cooked that you're like, you're 50, you're like, I'm 50 now. You're 90 years old. You're like, natural. Yeah. He goes, honey, I'm 90.

For my 90th birthday, I think I'm going to take a Viagra for the first time. And she's like, you don't find me sexy anymore, do you? Oh, Jesus. I knew it. I knew it all these years. I'm going to live with the great grandchildren. I don't love you anymore. And you're like, oh, God.

I'm not enough. You're right. Some chicks are fucking hardwired like that. Especially as you get older, because she's going to think that's her, too. Yeah, she's going to say, what, am I not attractive anymore? And you go, like, not really, but if I could just take this fucking pill, then we could meet in the middle here. You don't find me hot, Charles.

You're stepping on your breasts. That's, you don't find me. You have to be like no I actually like that it's not if anything you're hotter now honey

I'm gross but I just need for the blood flow I'm angry because I gross myself out and I lose my bone when I see myself in the mirror

but the other part is there is just like when dynamics it's like you can't show depends some guys have girls that'll like bring this up in an argument be like you can't even get hard of course also the other thing there's just like there's so many factors i mean it's like some girls can't show weakness like that yeah they'll be like you can't even get hard and then you're like okay so i'll take viagra it's like you need viagra to get hard yeah there's the other

side of it where it's like you might have the bitchy girl that you're with. It's like, Oh, so fucking this limp ass dick bitch. Yeah. Telling all your friends, like she's telling all her friends. You know what I mean? That's the other thing is she's there. She's going to gossip with all her friends.

Now she starts a sex and dating podcast. Now, you know, yeah, you're going out with her friends and her husbands and you know that she's told everyone. Of course. You're with your in-laws.

The dad's looking at you like, look at this limp ass bitch. No dick working motherfucker. And you can't explain to the in-laws like, no, it's actually not even that big a deal. I just tried to soup it up for a little bit. You know what I mean? Try to get a little extra juice. I was doing it for her. Yeah, I'm trying to get a little extra juice.

You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Try to do one nice thing for a lady. No, you never show weakness. Never tell her. was doing it for her. Yeah, I'm trying to get a little extra juice. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Try to do one nice thing for a lady. No, you never show weakness. Never tell her. No, never tell her. Unless you completely

have control of your situation and you're dating someone that's not like a fucking, doesn't take low blows or use anything against you or, or. Oh, so you're what? Dating a man, Ryan?

What is this? Advice for gay men? I've dated those people. Gay men? Yeah, gay men. I was going to say. So yeah, or the person that doesn't,'t yeah if you're dating the person that's not the low blow person not insecure not anything not existing in reality none of those things this is fucking matrix shit right here yeah go go

throw on your oculus and go find the perfect woman red bill danny's out here red bill danny goes he's like i'm gonna teach you how to find the perfect woman and there's only one way to do it throw your fucking oculus on because she doesn't exist boom click end of lesson send me money take the blue pill throw the oculus on yo that's the ultimate red pill is the blue bill turn the oculus blue bill and the oculus is the red pill the ultimate red pills you have to do the blue bill and put the simulation live in the simulation tell you it doesn't sound like the worst idea

what was the call okay daddy you were telling me about this before we were uh we were recording when we were hanging out that uh george santos yeah so danny told me about this thing speaking of lies the guys tell oh there's a body so u.s representative elect george santos uh who is he won he's gonna be uh he's nominated for a car he won he's gonna be a congressman for like the bronx or something and then turns out he lied about absolutely everything yeah like he said he worked at goldman sachs guy's man of the year yeah he's gay so he's like superman of the year uh he he's said he was jewish but then he's they're like you're catholic and he goes no

i was jewish yeah he did that he literally did that thing, like the Kanye thing. Just like, I'm Jewish. And they can't kick him out? So he lied about what he did. He lied about his mom being in 9-11. He tweeted on Twitter, he said his mom died in the South Tower on 9-11. And then he tweeted recently being like, my mom died five years ago of cancer. Those are always funny when people lie, like my mom died.

And then they get popular and the mom comes out being like no i didn't yeah you're like no i didn't she did die but five years ago um he like said he worked at goldman sachs and city bank they're like no record of him ever working here wow then he said that he was pathological he said he went to this college uh baruch college in new york they're like he's never gone here so what did he do has it come out nobody knows he went on fucking fox last night tulsi gabbard i guess i didn't i guess she's maybe sitting in or she has a show there she interviewed him and she's like can you explain yourself and he goes look we don't have enough time and like by the way tulsi gabbard is a fox news show now i don't know if she's just a temporary

host or is that do you, all part of her big plan when she was like, I'm not a Democrat anymore? Yeah, she's like, I'm a... Two months later, she's a Fox News show. Well, I mean, when fucking Hillary Clinton called her a Russian asset, probably that was it for any show on MSNBC. For sure.

Yeah, so they're the only ones that'll probably take her. But anyways, and he was like, he basically... It was pretty condescending. He's like, look, my constituents, like, I don't, I couldn't explain to them how this is true. And she's like, really? Like, what, you think they're so stupid? Like, they don't, they couldn't understand how you could have worked at Goldman Sachs when they say you didn't. And he's like, well, you know, I have, he was just literally like just talking shit.

He's still spinning the yarn. Oh, he's so like caught in this insane lie. And he, and the thing is they can't, apparently they're opening. That's his excuse. He went on the TV interview to clear his name and he was like, listen, I'd tell you, but you wouldn't be able to understand. They wouldn't be able to understand it. It's too complicated.

Like capital markets. And he's just like, he literally said that. He's like, you know, working in this stuff. And he goes like, he's trying to say like, oh, I worked with Goldman Sachs. But you're like, he literally said that he's like you know working in this stuff and he goes like he's trying to say like oh i worked with goldman sachs but you're like you never said that your resume said you worked for goldman sachs sure and they're like we've never what does with them even mean i guess i don't know he took a phone call i don't i don't know i was trading with them yeah i don't know but nobody the whole thing is like insane lied about everything but they can't uh i guess boot him out like he has to they're

figuring out a way to get rid of him but he has to take his seat that was like the guy in toronto actually what who he won he became an mp and oh remember he had that uh me too but it got thrown out yeah well how does that relate well because they were all trying to kick him out and he's like because he had got elected and then they found out about this after the election is he still in the mix i think so and he's just like i ain't going anywhere sorry like well that guy peter brown who was a big guy that got me too now he's like the mayor patrick yeah patrick brown he was almost that's how doug ford became the premier of ontario yeah we were talking about that bullshit too much yeah anyways but he got it uh

but anyways yeah this guy's fucking he's going down with it i love him yeah i love it yeah this guy kicks ass dude he's like what do you. I love him. Yeah, I love it. Yeah, this guy kicks ass, dude. What do you think his story is? What do you think actually did happen? Like he was just, how does no one that knows him being like, yeah, that guy worked with me at Target. I think he was born in a different country. I think he was born in, I think he was born in a different country.

So that's what allowed him to. And he's a Republican too. So everybody's like, why isn't the Republican party not. Denouncing or denouncing him why aren't they because they're just like he's just one of us like he's still what and the alternative is what's the liberal what's the alternative democrat gets in that's worse uh-huh for them so they're like uh yeah he was born his parents maybe it saves some face yeah like even his i'm looking at his um his wikipedia and even says here like his parents were born in brazil and he has claimed to have dual citizenship so like they don't even know they don't even know

if he's a citizen or if he was born what i i guess you can become become part of the house of representatives without uh so this guy kicks ass yeah and like he said what do you but do you think he was like a pimp or do you think this guy just like straight up was working on a resort no he's just like he lied his way into like some... You know what I mean? He lied his way into dating some girl or guy, I guess. Then lied his way onto like a yacht. Then we took him to America.

Then just like started... Oh, that's another thing too. In 2008... Some catch me if you can stuff. Dude, it's funny that you say catch me if you can. So in 2008, it says here, he confessed... I forgot about this. He confessed to check fraud charges in brazil

but did not appear in court and then now he's like denying any of this stuff being like no that never happened but in brazil they're like no we have records yeah he's definitely yeah yeah and he's like no never happened so he's like you say catch me if you can literal check fraud so this guy is a straight up con artist yeah but he like conned his way into congress shouldn't con your way into public office if you're trying to be a con man you want a lower profile that's where you're screwed or you the or it's like you're in such plain view that nobody like that's another thing however i think they dig into congress people yeah but i guess it's he technically hasn't done anything that precludes him from getting like because it's not illegal to lie no it's like i think he's like well you should have

checked into this stuff before you elected me i I don't know what to tell you. He basically is like, look, everybody embellishes their resume. That's what he said? That's his actual defense. He was like, everybody embellishes. And they're like, you didn't embellish anything. You just lied. And he's like, no, no, no. You never souped the resume up a little bit.

I never souped it up a little bit. He's like, you said you were the king of Belarus. Oh, I'm the only guy on this panel who lied a little bit. He never souped it up a little bit. He's like, you said you were the king of Belarus. Oh, I'm the only guy on this panel who lied a little on the resume. Yeah, his Wikipedia is getting absolutely torn up though.

Oh yeah? Yeah, well. I want this guy on the podcast. Well, you need him to admit a few more stuff because right now he's just in like, he's just going down with the lie.

Well, he's going fully with the lie. He's just straight up saying like, he's the guy that got book cheating on. He's sh stuff because right now he's just in like he's just going down with the lie well he's going fully with the lie he's just straight up saying like he's the guy that got booked cheating he's shaggy right now with fucking

oh worse than shaggy it wasn't me but we caught you on camera it wasn't me yeah it's not looking good but again I guess

I don't know yeah he didn't even graduate from college all he has is a GED but like part of me is like good for him great stuff

failing up he did fail up he's really failing up. So shout out. We say boy of the year. Boy of the year George Santos. Santos! Santos! Banging dudes. Yeah. Is even gay is another question. I think he's saying he's

married. That's the only thing that's probably shielding him. Married to a guy. Yeah. Yeah being gay must help when you're getting called a liar by everyone. Yeah. He goes oh is this because of my sexuality? Oh that nice this guy's got all the angles but he's straight up just like wow you do stupid things he goes i you why'd you lie about why'd you lie about going to jail for check fraud because i'm fucking gay i gotta deal with questions like this by my homophobic counterparts yeah because the whole thing is and they go yeah but and you go and just because i'm

a brazilian gay man it's like no wait did you kill a guy or did you not kill a guy if i was if i was a straight white man would i have to deal with questions like this yeah he's uh it'll be interesting to see how this shakes out because i love them they can't get rid of them. Love them. Okay, one more thing. So there's this Christian couple, and they were banned from adopting after saying homosexuality is a sin, and then they got a payout. So it's interesting when these things ever go the other way.

Yeah, this one's- They almost always go the other way. It sort of reminds me of the gay kids situation. This seemed like they paid him, just paid them to make them go away, because I actually agree that they should not be allowed to adopt. What do you think about it well uh like their whole thing is because they're like they went basically to the adopting place and they're like listen

we want to adopt a baby obviously no gay shit yeah yeah but they here's if you give us a gay baby i swear to god if you give but their whole thing they would have gave you back for sure they would have been like they would have been like three months in being like we can already tell yeah why is this baby tap dancing so much but um this one was kind of odd because they got three grand which you're like

that's just like the government's like leave us alone like whatever but they straight up said they're like in the interview process they already had kids they just wanted more well it basically said they're but couldn't I mean if you are Christian if they're like in the interview process they already had kids they just wanted more well it basically said there but couldn't i mean if you are christian if you're like super christian or muslim or a million other things yeah they do all believe this no no i know i know but here's what they said where i go like this is why i don't know i'm saying if you're born to a parent

like this yeah it's gonna be the same deal well but it's one thing well yes oh this is the thing so they said they go look if our kid's gay, we're going to try and essentially change them. Conversion. Conversion, which is illegal in Australia, wherever they are. But more importantly, they go, if this doesn't take,

we're giving the kid back. That's where you go, okay, if you're going to give the kid back, if you can't un-gay your kid, you don't get to adopt a kid. That's the one thing. Sure. If you go like, hey,

we won't agree with their lifestyle kid. That's the one thing. If you go like, hey, we won't agree with their lifestyle, but we'll still keep them. Ballsy for them to say that stuff in the interview. That's what I'm saying. That's the guy that goes to the job interview and he shows up and he's like, listen, we don't have to work too hard here, do we? You know what I mean? How long are breaks? Those are the kind of questions you're

asking. We get a lot of smoke breaks here. What's the talent like in the office? It sounds like the people throwing the adoption interview i watched it again yesterday but the youtube video of the guy who does you have fingers crossed you go yeah if he's gay no problem and you have fingers i've ever seen the youtube video the guy he got all these job interviews and he has like a tall can of uh there's zoom interviews and he has a tall can of bud of bud light like right in the frame or whatever so he's like doing an interview and he's like they're asking him questions that's a prank it's a prank yeah he's a pretty funny

youtuber and he's like he has this tall can of bud light but he's like has like a you know a shirt and tie on yeah and he's like they ask him a question he's like fuck i can't really remember pretty buzz right now um yeah that's what this seems like but this is crazy but if you go and you go honey like obviously

we're going to this adoption agency we're trying to get a kid let's not we're giving them back but let's not say the give them back stuff exactly

you go look just between us if the kid's gay and we can't turn them around we're giving the kid back but like don't say that that's all I was like oh yeah

you start dating a girl and you're like just so you know if we break up I will trash your house and be like, don't say that. That's like, oh yeah, you start dating a girl and you're like, just so you know, if we break up, I will trash your house and be like, you just don't say that on the first day. You don't say that on the first day. I will fucking slander you to all your friends and just like really make your life miserable and you know, cut your break lines. I'm really crazy. It's nice to meet you too. Yeah.

Yeah. That's kind of what it is though. If you're at the adoption thing, you got to you gotta be like oh yeah if he's gay for sure he'll be right part of the family just as much as everyone else and then you go you and your honey

you're nudging each other under the table we're totally gonna give him back yeah but that's crazy at the fucking interview to be like

yeah if we give the conversion therapy he doesn't take we will be returning the child yeah you're like what actual human you

can't just do that yeah maybe they're so used to their like christian church they thought that would be like a plus and they're like oh is that not what we're supposed to say they're like actually that was them trying to no they were gonna be like we were gonna say kill the kid but i thought this is what you'd want us to give them back i guess we could just kill the kid my buddy i know a guy that's in the army and he was saying that they do the army questions to say that um if you're crazy or not or whatever uh and um the people answer them like what they think they want to answer but a lot of the army guys are such psychos that they answer wrong like they'll be like you know like what would you do

if five people come up and they're like kill them all right like and then they're like no that shows you're a psycho and he's like i just thought like yeah they thought i thought that that was the not that what the one part we're supposed to do is kill them all i mean sometimes it is that though they even say with the flogger earlier if you read further down in the flogger well is another vlog they were well they were straight up like we want people who have like zero empathy like you can't have any empathy to be a flogger which is like why it's hard to find women floggers because like they have empathy when they're hitting a person one of them was like i knew the person i was flogging because they're all totally anonymous and you know that they're gonna flog a little less hard well they're just like you got

to be able to like it's your dad or your mom is getting flogged you've got to be like flogs the flog also it is just like but the idea of if you do go back and you're just like hey we ought to give this kid back and you're like what's the problem he goes gay

you gave us a gay kid unreconcilably gay that's crazy you can't reconcile but I guess that is sort of but I mean how many kids right now like have you know their parents one way they're the other way you know and vice versa trying to

kid at 14 trying to emancipate themselves because they're you know dad's a scientist you see like you hear a lot a lot of street kids or whatever uh a lot of street kids where they're like yeah i was just like gay and fucking my parents kicked me out for being gay. Yeah, no, I'm sure that happens. Yeah. Yeah.

But it wouldn't be better if they could just be returned. But the bottom line is if you, if you're the parents and you're trying to get a kid, you're trying to adopt. Nah. And then the other side, if you're a kid and you have crazy religious parents, just pretend you're not gay to them until you're 60 and then get the fuck out of there.

For sure. Yeah, totally. If you're like an adopted, I'm sure you're just trying to get out of a shelter. Treat your parents like a fucking cash machine. Get what you can from them and get the hell out of Dodge. Yeah.

Not that it's ideal, but... So we think wins and losses. I guess there is Prince Harry, SPF, Elon Musk. Is that a win or a loss for the boys? That's a win, probably. For the boys... Kanye's neutral. SPF's a loss for the boys loss but then a win for the biggest

winner zielinski's the biggest dude winner yeah shop teachers living their truth is a huge win do you have any others uh uh you know what i have a i have a uh interesting one i don't know people but your water bottle ryan this water bottle bring- Very unhealthy what I'm doing here. People think you bring in a new water bottle every week. This thing has been here the whole year. Same bottle. This is a fucking underdog winner of the year. I did a full year with Bowling Springs.

You lost the cap in February. Like legit. It's like we don't have, they don't sponsor us it's a two dollars for a new one of these ryan is a such an environmental i'm environmentalist that i'm drinking fucking plastic shards such a minimalist ryan long uh that that bottle low-key fucking winner of the year low key and then losers uh people whose identity is covid yeah me you uh financially me also financially yeah men men we just said that but yeah i feel like 2023 is the start of the comeback yeah so it's it's you know how you go up and down yeah like if you look at the graph graph, this is the low point,

but there's going to stay at the low point for a little while, but I think we started there. Yeah, we're basing out. Yeah, we're basing out. We're building a base. We're building a base right now. And that's why the boys, the 2023, we have big plans. I'm back in New York.

I got some really big things. I got some really big rings. Back in New York, off tour for a bit. I already feel like I got my brain back and I'm not going anywhere. Big plans for the Patreon. Well, if you're not supporting the Patreon. We got doing Q&As there. We're going to do Q&As with some guests and we're just going to put them there.

I got stuff, my friend. We got some shit popping off on the Patreon. Patreon.com slash The Boys Cast. Happy New Year. Peace. Happy New Year.