The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Insane Woman Claims She’s a Christian Dominatrix - The Diddy Trial & The Pope’s Based Brother

Episode Date: May 16, 2025

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and you talk like this and you sort of barely move. And you do that, yeah, exactly, but I'm sort of on that tip right now. Yeah. That guy apparently got in a car accident Sound guys like it though They like a challenge They do Yeah yeah yeah

Sound guys are dorks That's a hard Sound guy Sound guy Ooh finally a challenge Cause they're all just like Going through the motions all the time They just go

Yeah I'm just gonna Stick this here Yeah how about this I barely You barely hear me You're gonna legitimately Have to like look at the waves On the screen

And you're just gonna have to Pull them out Like with a microscope So the toughest job Of all time Is being a sound guy for an action movie well i guess most of it's adr they probably bring the guys in all afterwards and they put a mic in their face like this and the guy goes you haven't seen you around here for a while raspier well that's why people have to watch subtitles is because every guy figured out that the only way to be a good actor

is you just don't even... The only way to stand out from the crowd. You don't move, you don't speak. Yeah. By the way, I was a casino guy. Danny, people don't realize him yet. He stayed an extra day because Fish was doing one more show.

No, it was Dead & Co. One more Dead & Co. No, they didn't do a show. He was supposed to come back and he goes, what are we supposed to do? him yet stayed an extra day because the fish was doing one more show i was dead and co one more dead and co and he's not they didn't do a show he was supposed to come back and he goes what are we supposed to do they're uh the one of the the backup bass player from grateful dead is doing a bar show tomorrow so heaven i wish heaven forbid that i miss it i wish the fucking sphere is so crazy man it is the you know the sphere know the sphere of the vengeance? Hey, you happy with it? Oh, it's crazy, man. Dude, they make it, I was telling Johnny, like, because the screen.

Where you trip the fuck out? No, no, no, but a little bit. But, dude, I was saying to him, like, because the way the screen moves, like, if the guy who's running the video just wanted to make all 18,000 people throw up instantly, like, you could do it so easily. What'd you do? Because, dude, you, like, the way they make it. Picture the stock market going down for all you fucking heaps.

Stock market's up, dog. Dude, they make the fucking things. They can make it spin around. You literally just feel like you're spinning. Like, they make the whole thing. So the guy's in control. He owns you. Oh, yeah, man.

If he just wanted to press fast forward on that thing. Or if he wanted to do just some horror shit. You know what I mean? Oh, for sure, man. Just have on the sphere as if a bomb's coming down. Oh, man. They did crazy shit. It's a perfectly circle thing and then they did this kind of

Tron kind of 8-bit thing and it looked like the fucking ceiling. It looked like there was a flat ceiling even though it's domed. It made it look like the ceiling It looked like there was a flat ceiling Even though it's domed It made it look like the ceiling was perfectly flat at one point And it had all these indentations It was crazy man

So you guys were all tripping balls Did you have a crew down there? Did you make friends? No You didn't put your arms around other people A woman shushed me at one point What did she shush you for? You were singing too loud? No Singing at the top of your lungs to other people? A woman shushed me at one point. What did she shush you for? You were singing too loud? No.

Singing at the top of your lungs like you're in a Taylor Swift? They do this thing called drums in space or whatever. The drummers come out and they do this whole like drum thing

as like a break, essentially. Just take a break but then it's just the drums. Oh my God. No, I was just... Oh my God. I was talking to someone

and this woman... I got shushed the last time we went to Grateful Dead. Yeah, but I was saying something and then this lady! I was talking to someone. That's so funny. I got shushed the last time we went to Grimaldad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was saying something, and this lady turned around and goes, shh. Are you... Shh. He went, seven hours.

I can talk for one second. I can't miss a drop. For a three and a half hour concert. She's like, shh. Okay. I was in a casino of my own, because I was in the Unkisville Casino. I love how you say it. Unkisville?

Unkisville? How do you say it? I don't know. Unkisville? Neither do I still. Buddy. Unkisville Casino. I love how you say it. Unkisville? Unkisville? How do you say it? I don't know. Unkisville? Either do I still. Buddy. Unkisville? It's a whole city that revolves around this casino.

Yeah. And the comedy club is like, you literally go in there and it's like you have to, the magician's cleaning up his like tools. Swords. You go in, the magician's cleaning up all his swords. Yeah. And then you bring in, by the way, you're the lower, like the magician, he was the high guy.

Oh, magicians are fucking top dogs he's the top dog the magicians see the comedians walking around they stiff arm you you know this is their domain they run this place

so the magicians call you chuckle boy what's up chuckle boy hey chuckle boy I'm gonna need another 15 minutes do you go hey can I see your set list

you pull it out it's just a long handkerchief it never stops going no he goes he goes hey you guys are doing the same all the weekend here okay I'll be here before you nice to meet you Do you go, hey, can I see your set list? You pull it out. It's just a long handkerchief. It never stops going. No, he goes, hey, you guys are doing the same all the weekend here. Okay, I'll be here before you. Nice to meet you. And then he shakes your hand, and then his hand falls off.

It's a fake hand. He goes, beat it. You're in my fucking zone. Beat it, loser. Loser. And then after that, we do our set. And then we're getting pushed out of the dressing room because there's a drag show. And then so that was day one the there's a drag show and then so that was day one there's a drag show it's like five drag queens just standing in the door like

come on chuckle boys we have some drag to do that was the first day and then the saturday we go and there's a guy we're fucking we finished the show and eric's like getting his cameras together and then this guy came in like a handyman walked in and then we're just like okay where are you fixing something you can do whatever you have to do we're just getting ready and he's like no I'm the stripper for the next one. Oh you thought he was actually handyman? Yeah we thought he was. At one point we were like that is a sexy as handyman. I thought he was fixing something he was just standing there with a drill. His was actually the lowest because I think even

the drag queens, their show gets packed and I think the magician's show gets packed but the stripper guy, it was like four or five middle-aged women sitting in the crowd. Just two groups of three 70-year-olds that look like they smoke out of their neck.

A lot of people in rascal scooters at those casinos oh buddy dude the rascal i actually was walking around and i saw four rascals in one sitting vegas you see the rascal couples both the couples in the rascal scooter and it's really annoying because they they go side by side so you're just like down in a hallway that fits them perfectly yeah yeah everyone just has to like get out of the way there's definitely a lot of rascals. But I had one thing. So I finished my show and then this fan came up and he was, I was, I kind of was like one of the nights where I was like, okay, maybe I could do something, but there's not much to do.

So I was like, maybe I'll just do it and go back and work or whatever. Guy came up and he was like, dude, you got to gamble with me. And I was like, I was like, oh, maybe. And I was like, okay, well I'll do, I'll do a bit of gambling. And he, he was like a big gambler guy, right? He starts being like, I'll give you chips. And I go, okay, I'll take your chips, but anything I win, I'll give it back to you. I'm not going to take your money.

So sort of on this guy's side. And his wife was there. He's a cop. His wife's a school teacher. And they're pretty normal people. But this guy was a gambler guy. He has like four hands going at 21. I got one hand, right?

And I start getting up i turn his 500 into four grand really wow and so and by the way i'm with the people the whole time so i'm talking to his wife being like you know i just bought you guys a new house like all this shit i'm putting their kids through school so i'm all he's like well i'm down eight on my four hands so no he was up too okay so these guys are up like seven, eight grand. And I was like, you have to leave. And I was like, it was- Yeah, you're like imploring them. Like, you have to go.

They're going to get it back. His wife was on my side being like, we got to get out of here. And he was just like locked in. He was trying to give me more chips. I'm like, buddy, we're up $7,000. Get the fuck out of here. And I was like, do I have to? And then eventually I'm just like, there's no way. You got to here. And I was like, do I have to? And then eventually I'm just like, there's no way.

You got to leave. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, my friend. You must go. I was like, you're rich. What are you doing? It's also like you've been here. This guy's been in this position many times where you're up seven grand and you leave

down every month. He wasn't like some billionaire. I understand if it was like some guy where he's like, I work on Wall Street and I'm like so loaded. I don't care. It was a normal guy. I know. Yeah, yeah. And where he's like, I work on wall street and I'm like so loaded. I don't care. It was a normal guy. I know. Yeah.

Yeah. And his wife was like, yep, let's get out of here. We're rich. I know. And he, did he leave?

No, I left. I go, I go, listen, I turned your, I turned $5,000, 500 bucks into four grand.

He turned like three grand into like seven or eight grand. And I was just like, I can't be, the dealer was like, yeah, the dealer, i was just like i can't be the dealer was like yeah the dealer oh yeah the dealer's i've had a dealer i've had a dealer before tell me to leave yeah yeah yeah he's like because they they've seen it all yeah and like they make like 15 bucks an hour they're just like leave no they do good because you they were getting tipped they get tipped but the thing is they got tipped for 100 bucks i know but the tip gets pooled between

every employee so it's like you give the dealer $100, and it's like, yeah, I get $0.10 of this. Well, either way, I was trying to get this guy to go, and he was just like... It was the Louis C.K. joke where you go, you don't leave when the meal's over. You leave when you hate yourself. This guy's like, no, this casino trip's not over

when you're up money. No. That's when you just got extended it. Correct. Yeah, yeah. It's just extra time to play. Yeah, I was not feeling good about it. Maybe he'll message me and...

So we'll find out what happens. I'm sure he said he listens to the podcast, so I'm sure he... Maybe he'll message me and be like, no, no, no, I cooked. Yeah, yeah, cooked. But he very likely left with zero dollars in his pocket. I mean, that's the thing with casinos. That's why they always like when you're winning, they'll be like, hey, you want a free hotel?

You want a dinner? They want to keep you around. Right. I told you that casino where I made a bunch of money in Dominican Republic on my friend's bachelor party, and then they started sending me emails. They tried to give you a plane. They were like, yo, we'll fly. Not like a private plane, but they're like, yo, we'll buy you tickets.

We'll give you, you just have to come play, because they just want their money back. Did you ever go? No, I'm not going. No. It was like the hotel. It was like the hard rock in Punta Cana It wasn't that good I was good man

I was getting the two numbers I was splitting them I was doing the whole thing man Yeah doing all the stuff Yes and by the way My vibes are good Because I have a I could tell

I was like No I feel like I'm going to lose this one I only put one in And I was like I think I got this one I'm going all in Blah blah blah So yeah

And I kept just being right Rain man over here Yeah I just have It's a gift Rain man situation It's just a gift I have And I was like, I think I got this one on lock. I'm going all in. Blah, blah, blah. So yeah. And I kept just being right. You're like Rain Man over there. Yeah, I just have a, you know, it's a gift. Rain Man, Rain Man situation. It's just a gift I have. It only works with other people's money. It's a gift that I have that only works with other people's money. But the bottom line is I fucking, some fan that came to my show, it pays.

Pays. Pays to come to shows. I paid, you know, 30, 30, I guess, 60, 70 bucks for the tickets and left with 3,500 bucks. Potentially. Well, yeah, definitely potentially. He goes, yeah, I lost 20 grand. By the way, speaking of money, the jig is up on... Money?

On money. Well, do you know how... You're out with money? Well, do you know how last week we were talking That all the Everyone with the There was the races Go fund me And then the Shooting a guy

Go fund me And all that stuff I saw there was like Another There was like a white kid That got like the shit Kicked out of him By a bunch of black kids

Oh yeah yeah I saw that And they tried to get it Going for him He had like seven grand Yeah I think what happened Is all the people

That donated Don't have any money left Yeah there's a real First mover advantage To this stuff For sure Yeah you want to be the first Dude the next So this guy it's like a like a 12 year old that got beat up by black kids and then he raised like four grand the next guy is going to be a guy

that like my family was like murdered by black israelites and he's going to be like everyone's going to be like we don't have any more money no there's all these people like wait i did a hate crime for free that That is stupid. The jig is up. I thought I was getting paid. You go, I just did a hate crime for nothing? Exactly. That sucks.

By the way, I've been in a bit of a war with ChatGPT and Grok. Yeah. Because. All the South Africa stuff? No, no, no. Oh, because apparently Grok is like just putting in all this like South Africa white genocide stuff. You'd be like, hey, like who won the Leafs game last night? And they'll be like, yeah, the Leafs lost six to one.

Also, there's a genocide going on in South Africa. But you know who really lost is the South Africans. Is the white people in South Africa. I saw an article about that this morning, actually. So basically, why is that? It's like a bug. Well, it's probably because of the owner of Grok. Well, I told you I actually was fighting about this South African thing before.

Yeah. Because ChatGPT was really, really pushing the idea that nothing weird is going on. Nothing to see here. No, nothing to see here. And it was just like, there's obviously something to see here. They're taking away their land. Yeah, there's a lot of claims being made. Sort of a troll by Trump to make everyone like be against immigration again

it was like because he's doing a lot of topsy-turvy trolls oh he is doing a lot of topsy-turvy trolls i mean he has apparently some big i don't know if this will happen but he said last week he goes i have a big announcement regarding canada that's not an economic announcement and i think the announcement is gonna be it's gonna be like hey all the white canadians if you want to come be fucking americans we'll take you. Any Canadian that wants to play for the American national team in hockey gets no taxes for 10 years. Oh, that's not bad.

Oh, they do that. They just go play for fucking Florida Panthers. Okay, you know what? Speaking of hockey, I know we're sort of bumping around. We can talk more about the white African stuff, but I don't know if you know this. So I went to watch the leaf game because my body was my buddies were in town last night was a fucking i did not that one than one before yeah

there's a bar in new york called canucks i know oh you know this side right like chelsea i don't know where anything is i just get an ubers and wherever it takes me yeah i was literally thinking that when i went to this weekend i drove there i don I don't know. If I looked in New York on a map, I don't know whether I went left, right, or up. Right, right. I have no clue. You just follow the nice man in the computer. I follow the nice man. I'm increasingly following the nice man on a computer.

Yeah, yeah. Even food. I'm just like, you get it online, and then you're just like, well, what if you have to get food? And I'm like, well, I guess I die. I die. I don't know. Yeah.

I just, I don't know. Yeah, I just, I don't know. No, I'm often in New York and someone's like, north, and I'm like, come on, man. Stop it. North, up. Stop trolling me. You think I know? Up or down.

Up or right. Do you think I know where I am or which way I'm facing? This is the easiest city to know where you are. You just look at the next street and you go, okay, I know where I am. Listen, I have a lot going on in my brain. I don't have room for that. And I purposefully, I go, listen, I'm not going to learn directions

because that's going to be extra comedy space. Do you know how many jokes I can write with not learning all this stuff? Your brain's full with all sorts of mumbo jumbo directions. I mean, what's the matter? The numbered streets, I have no clue. I'm in like Soho area where it's all the named streets i go and it's all weird cobblestone i'm like i don't know i just don't know where we where i am direction wise like when i'm driving i don't

know if i'm driving up i don't know but not being said if the numbers are going up you're driving up in canada i know all i know all of that yeah there's just in america i refuse to learn it so i refuse to assimilate canadian protester so you walk into this canadian bar yeah it's so it's first of all 50 what do you have a labatt blue no it's kind of bizarre because they're like so i was taught but first of all i'm like a celebrity there sure every like every person knew who i was we were just we walk in they're just like oh i guess all the tables are full nine people are like right along it's where everyone knows your name yeah yeah so i'm like a you know canadian cheers i'm a big celebrity there everyone was uh you know

knew me from this and that so people were trying to buy us drinks and then we're at a table with one guy they're like yeah we're at the toronto in new york uh meetup group and there's this big meetup group he's like and you go do you guys know about it there you go that's where we got we met then got married off of that app and it's like everyone in this group is on some like all the toronto expats but it makes no sense you're like toronto's like this similar call like and it's an hour away it's different to move from dallas to new york than it is to move from Toronto to New York. Yeah. Like, who moves from Toronto?

And they're like, culture shock. Yeah, I know. I got to find all the other Canadians. This is a lot. Yeah, someone's like, hey, you want some pizza? And you're like, oh, my God. I need, you know, he's just like. Poutine, please.

Yeah, the culture is the exact same as Toronto. Yeah, for sure. But so they're all in this meetup group. They're all in this meetup all in this meetup group a bunch of homestead hosers a bunch of homes a bunch of homesick hosers everyone in there has got a leafster as you got i hope so it's like a wild place in the middle of manhattan yeah yeah it was good though i thought it was kind of fun yeah but is all the beer canadian i guess so yeah that's just's just the thing. I don't remember. I was getting seltzers probably. That's what I'm on. And I'm not on that fat life like you.

No. Out there in Grateful Dead stuffing my fat face with Vegas steaks. All-you-can-eat buffets. I didn't have any all-you-can-eat buffets. We had an option actually for the mother steak. See the fat immigrant from South Africa? Oh, yeah.

They didn't like that. He's a big boy. The refugees need to be fucking... He goes, yeah, they didn't like that. He's a big boy. The refugees need to be fucking... He goes, yeah, I'm a farmer. I mean, he just looks like a farmer. That's a big boy. Yeah, he was a big boy. Yeah, yeah.

I guess, so the South Africans, most of them are rich, right? I don't think they're rich per se, but they're like... Those guys are doing okay. But they're not like, yeah, they're not like your traditional refugee who's just like, yeah, I can't afford...

I need to eat food at a refugee camp, otherwise I'd die. They're more like we're in some sort of danger that's on the horizon. Well, as far as Chad GBT is concerned, there's nothing to see over there. Yeah, and as far as Grok's concerned, there's everything to see. Oh, I guess that's true. Yeah, Grok's. Although apparently Grok, that's the thing, is Grox still says it has a lot of caveats. That's the weird thing about the Grox thing.

It's not like, yes, there's a genocide going on in South Africa kind of thing. Like a white genocide. It's more just like, oh, some claims could be made, but it is very measured. But it keeps just putting it in questions that have nothing to do with it. Well, I think a lot of times this kind of stuff, period,

it doesn't take that long for it to to can for your most of your population to feel like it's normal yeah like think about like the idea of being like hey you need to get fired from your job because you're not the right race like four or five seven years ago that would be like huh whereas now if you said to most people like hey just so you know like they let people in at different universities more likely because of your skin color. They would be like, and then you said, is that racist?

They go, no, obviously not. They're racist. You have to do that because of this and this and this. So it's all that, right? They're just like, well, yes, because they own a disproportionate percent of the farmland and you need to have equitable distribution. So it's actually pretty reasonable.

And because of the story, like- Yeah, it's all equity shit, basically. Right, so it's very quickly that you can convince like a population that like no that's actually you know yeah and then they do the whole set they go the settler thing where they go they're not indigenous to here even though they've been there for like i don't know 400 years right just like how many years do you need to be somewhere before you're like not you're you are you're like okay we're. If you ask me, in America, five. Five, yeah.

I mean, I believe the rule for New York City is they say ten. You know, New Yorker, I think you have to be here for 9-11 to count. Yeah, sure. But at some point... No, I think however long we were here, I think that's the correct amount that you're probably acclimated. I mean, I say I'm a New Yorker just to piss people off. Real New Yorkers, like dudes from Queens.

I'm a New Yorker. A couple New Yorkers. Yeah, you know. But it doesn't, to me, the South African thing, it doesn't take that long to kind of, you know,

you can pretty much convince people a lot is normal over the course of 10 years. For sure. Yeah, I mean, especially when it's like one of those things where if you say it's not normal,

you're a racist. Yeah, yeah, for sure. And all the racial equity stuff. The threat of racism, yeah. It's like, you know, racist yeah yeah for sure and all the racial equity stuff yeah it's like you know there they go yeah they're doing this stuff in america we can do this stuff here to fucking time juice up yeah like way crazier because they're like they they really feel slighted even though apparently most black south africans aren't even from south africa they're from other parts of africa and they also came there so it's like they're not even in their indigenous i guess to africa but not to yeah it's one of those things where you go no matter how different

ways you slice it it was just like we're like they have more stuff we want it correct yeah yeah we want some of our and they go that stuff should be ours and go okay well now they're americans so enjoy yourselves yeah you can have it i guess i don't know how that works like do they like do they just like move to america and then they just go list their fucking farmland on like for sale and they just get paid they go this is sick i don't think that's how it's shaken down i live in idaho now no i think you're i think you leave it behind like when your parents left russia yeah well i knew i told you i used to there used to be all these South African, like when I was a kid, I knew these South African Jews, and Jews were like, you know, shouldn't have been

in South Africa, but not a good reason for any, not a really good reason for them to be there. But they would be like, they left with their bags in the middle of the night, because they were just like, yeah, they were like, in any moment gonna be murdered yeah and they all would and they all left and they were like we were like kings in south africa shouldn't have been and then what do you mean shouldn't have been like like you know you're saying they got kings off the backs of some bad stuff probably sold a couple guys i remember this girl i dated this she was she was white and they're like you're saying that you know what what did you do to get rich he was like oh we used to give some of the locals boat rides yeah exactly we were just

uh you know boat craftsmen we're worked in boat leasing stuff like that whatever but it's like yeah i take people on you know we did cruises like the original carnival cruise kind of deal you know pools stuff like that um this girl i did briefly she or she was like half jewish and her like jewish side was jamaican but she was like white jamaican jewish yeah but like white she's like they've been in jamaica for like 100 years ago they did some bad stuff what were you guys doing i don't know what was going on down there, but it was not good. You were up to some Bumba Clutch shit. Ross Clutch.

Definitely were up to some Ross Clutch business. Not good stuff. Not good stuff. And that's sort of the same with South Africa. Well, I guess, and then... But then when they left, they literally left with nothing. So they were insanely wealthy in South Africa,

and then they moved to Hamilton. They're just like nothing. Start from scratch. And they don't really have any skills. Did they work their way back up? Oh, because they're farmers. No, no, no. No, no.

No, they were not the farmers. They maybe provided loans to the farmers at reasonable rates of interest,yan very reasonable but uh no god they were not farmers no okay so none of the jews they were more just like third generation just money yeah yeah so they didn't really specifically have any skills to make money so then they left and they just like started from really scratch like nothing i i don't know i i wasn't that what your parents did They came here just put the put the gold in the bag and then just on the way no gold

No, you were no kidding, but they did yeah Didn't my parents were rich and they didn't swallow a couple pebbles They weren't rich there so what yeah, they were just fucking went to school. Yeah, there's normal went to school And then came over here and work, but these people are like yeah We don't even like have any skills like didn't even fucking went to school. Yeah, there's normal went to school and then came over here and worked. But these people are like, yeah, we don't even like have any skills. Like we didn't even like go to school. Right. And they come here and they're just like, okay, you can work at a Tim Hortons or something like. So yeah, Grok has, it was South Africa that was just like, I felt like with this one,

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So, and I was doing my own research, you know, Tony helps. We're doing stuff like that because I was trying to figure out. I kept seeing things on Twitter, like all the transcripts and this and that. And I was kind of like, what I would like is for you to compile a list of all the sexual things that happened. And then it just kept spitting out this weird thing where it goes, you know what? This is an ongoing trial. And what's happened is this and this and this. And some people have said this.

And I go, and I was kind of like of like yes but just the sexual stuff and it would just spit the same thing and i go why aren't you answering my question right and it was just like it would spit the same thing you can't yeah but normally it's like it's just like i'm doing my best i just can't okay but normally when you ask it says stuff like that right so normally when you're like hey why aren't you why why why are you giving me that bad answer? It goes, oh, you're right. I did kind of, it talks to you like a human. It completely left that and went completely full computer mode.

I think Sam Altman was at a freak off. And then I, hey, I'm just saying, I went to Grok. I did the same thing. I go, I'm, I have all this other information. I'm like, I want you to spit me out a list of just the sexual things. Cause obviously I'm just like,

what's the funny parts of this? Sure. Has no interest in doing that and it gives me the same spit out as ChatGPT. Interesting. So I'm wondering if certain things, there's like a government component

where they want you to do something. Or there's like a lag and this is just like recent information that's like on the internet. Why would it give me the same one in the same way? Yeah, maybe that's like the most recent. I don't know.

Yeah, that is weird. So somehow the P. Diddy stuff's like the most recent i don't know yeah that is weird so somehow the pd stuff like they and then i'm going on and you can read this stuff and some of the magazines even have it so there was something there's been lots of coverage of the trial right so something fishy was going on yeah but anyways i went through all the articles and i'm trying to figure out because it was like they're finally doing the trial yeah the girl yeah the main one cassie yeah who's a singer she does her testimony and she's just like straight up letting it fly sure even though she's got 20 million dollars and signed an nda these hoes just cannot keep their mouth shut

so how does that work i don't know well it's i think like once you're in a trial like you if you're under 20 mil she got 20 mil but if you're Oh, you can't just be like, I signed an NDA. It doesn't count. Right? Yeah. Yeah. So now it's time to let her rip. She gets her cake and gets to eat it too. Yeah.

Literally living the dream. Living the dream. Well, so the, her main thing is she was like, PD loves peeing on people. Yeah. She's like,

he's on to Markelly shit. Tootsie roll dick. That wasn't her. That was someone else. So someone else came out. I mean, that is the worst thing to happen. If you're just like on... Weinstein got that too.

They always do when they're on trial. They always hit them with like, also his dick was small. Yeah, nobody's on trial. They go, huge package. Just massive rod. Yeah, you have one guy. You're on it. I object.

How's that pertinent? You wink at the person drawing the courtroom pictures. It is lower. Yeah, that's the only thing that they object to. But it does feel like, I think there's been like four or five trials where they're, do you remember the guy that he was on trial for like indecent exposure and then his argument was his dick was so small you wouldn't be able to see it? Yeah, for sure.

Ladies and gentlemen of the trial. I could not have done this someone panses him and he said and nothing to see here yeah they would like to introduce evidence yeah like at the end of yeah so yeah there were the one girl came out and said he has a tootsie roll she basically says he's his big thing is getting peed on he like sure getting peed on he loves piss he has a tootsie roll. She basically says his big thing is getting peed on. He likes her getting peed on. Yeah, he loves piss. He loves piss. A lot of piss play. It's a huge pissing oil sort of thing. He likes the pools

of oil. Yeah, the oil likes guys pissing on the girls. He likes the guys semen wiped on him. Those hotel rooms will stink. I think they're not a hotel. A lot of times they're his place. No, a lot of times they're hotel rooms. That was a big thing with it is that he had this fixer

and he had all this staff and the staff was all just like, we have to get the hotel rooms, we have to get all the drugs, make sure there's tons of drugs, alcohol, everything. They got to clean the hotel room afterwards to make sure that you keep your security deposit,

all that stuff. They're just like the whole job. That is funny. Trying to make sure that like you know you keep your security deposit all that stuff like they're just like the whole job that is funny made trying to make sure they get the security trying to get the oil out of things because uh the room's covered in piss so i guess pd do the real dirty jobs oh yeah i have my the pa on it's like oh you're gonna be a pa on bad boy records you're just some gangster dude That's like pretty good job You're like What am I doing today Like you know

Going through You know Am I gonna go through The new album So I can pick Who we can sign Or Do you want me to

Do some Go through merch designs Maybe tour scheduling You're like Pool full of baby oil That we need you to drink Grab a mop please Also I'm covered in piss if you can wipe me off.

You can hose me down. There's a pressure washer over there. There's a piss smell. A huge part of it was piss. Male escorts. And he fancies himself a director. He sort of likes to sit back in the chair and then you fuck you and you do this.

And then jack off his little Tootsie Roll. Yeah. It would definitely suck that, it just feels like the tootsie roll thing seems, I'm, yeah, no, my point is not, I mean,

that's a classic. This is going to seem gay, but it just feels unlikely that he has, he's, it feels unlikely that, if I was a betting man, I would say Petey doesn't have a tiny horn. No,

that's like a, tootsie roll is legit micro penis. Because it changes the dynamic of this whole thing. Instead of him being like a sexual deviant pervert, he's like, now he's humiliating himself. Yeah, kind of. Yeah. Because it was like, okay.

I mean, that's a classic. Wouldn't more people be saying he has a small dick? Also, that is the classic. Because, you know, it was a chick who said it, you know. And she's like, oh. Dick small. Oh, yeah. Also, one more thing.

He's got a tiny dick. Yeah, also his dick might have seemed small because he was bringing in all these, like, Sure, like, male models with, like, It's like man-go-go. Yeah, compared to him. He's bringing in all these 13-inchers.

Yeah, so probably. I think, yeah, that's probably. Husband's got to watch this whole thing, though. That's interesting, eh? Oh, she's married now? She's married now to some guy. She's preggo. Oh, you think he's like, I didn didn't you think he knew he married a hoe i think he sort of probably knew

about the pd stuff a bit like well she was like you know uh yeah i was his girlfriend imagine you found out you're just like you dated a girl and she was like you know my last boyfriend was kind of abusive and then that's all you know and then she was like oh i used to do this deposition about it and you're like yeah so he's like pissing and shitting on me for seven years then you bring in 40 other guys and i would just like lie there in a pool of fucking piss and baby oil and then and then she was like oh my my tongue had scabs on it because i'm giving so much head to everyone you the boyfriend you have to be sitting there like huh yeah i mean it'd be even worse if she's like so who's your last ex he goes oh it's a p did P. Diddy. He goes, oh, that's pretty cool.

How was he? He goes, oh, he was nice. Is that what you'd say? That's pretty cool. No, but he would be like, oh, nice. So I'm taking P. Diddy's sloppies. Me and Diddy are basically boys now. That's pretty neat.

I definitely wouldn't be saying that. But then he asked her, what was he like? She goes, oh, he was nice. Like nothing else? Like you don't know any of this stuff until the trial? He goes, what the fuck? He was sh was cheating on you you said he was nice there wasn't one time in the eight year span you could leave you're like i had to get man in a hold over me the contract so you're gargling the piss for eight years he's like why don't, did you go to the cops? You're like, you don't understand. I mean, psychologically.

I had to gargle the piss. I had no choice. And she's like, I'm covered in scabs and I'm still just giving the guy's head and all this stuff because P. Diddy made her and you're just like,

there must be, you go, it's one of those things where you go, agreed all bad, but you're like, you, yeah,

there's gotta be, there has to be an out here. There has to be an out. You're like, you don't understand. You can just like, there's got to be an out here. There had to be an out. You don't understand. You can just walk out and leave. She's like, no, I couldn't. What she says is Diddy's got all these videos

of her doing this, and then he's going to release them, revenge porn style. So she was into it for that reason. Right, right. Diddy's going away, it sounds like. Whatever. Maybe she couldn't leave, whatever it is. But regardless of how you think about it, being the boyfriend, having to listen to you,

you'd be like, huh. The kid. Oh, man. That kid's going to get fucking nuked when he's in elementary school. And then all the other guys that come in, and then you're like, you know, she's like, Diddy had it. And then Dave Bluntz took it for a spin. And then, you know, I just happened to heardy had it. And then Dave Bluntz took it for a spin. And then, you know, I just happened to hear.

Dave Bluntz. Dave Bluntz. Dave Bluntz shit on my chest. You go, oh, my God. You know what I mean? Not Dave Bluntz shitting on you. Just every rapper. You know, Rick Ross came, took it for a spin.

But again, she had no choice because of Diddy. And you go, yeah, okay. And she's getting pissed. She got pissed on by Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern show. Did he make her do that one, too? Okay, so I guess she had no choice. And the New York Knicks, all of them. The entire New York Knicks came for the freak off.

The 2017 New York Knicks, all of them. And the Rangers. All right. Okay, BJ Qualls came in. He took a dump on her chest. Okay, so that's... He's gay. I guess, what are you going to do?

Did he make me do it? Did he make you do what Diddy made you do? Cameron took her for a spin. You're just going through the list. Tough. It's kind of a very It's interesting that it has to

Sounds like Diddy's done. Buddy, he's done that it has to. Sounds like Diddy's done. Buddy, he's done. Yeah, like I'm curious what, because I guess the defense, his defense, they go second, right? Like in the way it works is essentially. You think he comes out and he goes who among us is not, do you urinate?

Have you ever had a situation where you're taking a piss and then like a drop gets on your pants? Would you consider that urinating on yourself? And he has like an expert and he goes, well gets on your pants, would you consider that urinating on yourself? And he has like an expert and he goes, well, I guess technically, yeah, that would be

urinating on yourself. So he goes, so who among us has not urinated? Sure. We've all urinated on someone. Never been in a urinal and some splash,

you've taken a piss and some splash goes on the guy next to you? So every man in this, so there's not a single, so you're telling me that there's not a single There's not an innocent man in this house, in this, so there's not a single, so you're telling me that there's not a single There's not an innocent man

in this house, in this courtroom. Who has not urinated on potentially another person. Sometime when you're having sex, some of that comes out as urine. It's like, so you're telling me

it is humanly impossible to have zero urine ever come out on anyone ever at any point in your life. It happens. Yeah, but that's, the way it works is like,

Now let me guess, if you had urine that splashed back on your hand and then you shook someone's hand a couple. Yeah, but that's the way it works is like if you had to urine that splashed back on your hand and then you shook someone's hand a couple hours later would that technically

Yeah, all the jurors are looking at their hands. The question could a molecule of urine be transferred from a handshake from splashed

from a urinal? Ladies and gentlemen the jury I rest my case. There's not a you know, I guess his whole thing is she's lying

yeah she's lying but that's the thing the way it works or she participated is that essentially like the prosecution goes for like you know they have two weeks or whatever like three weeks of their laying out their case and then defense goes second so like the jurors have basically whole heard the whole story for multiple weeks of like her side and then they have to be so they have to have something crazy to like turn the whole thing around essentially because they because they have to go second like it's like a disadvantage to have to go second but the defense always goes second do you think that what they have is her uh um like dancing to necro's piss the song it's her favorite song i mean they have they probably i find out she's just like a piss fiend.

Dude, I saw something with... Because Weinstein has a trial right now. He has like a retrial. I'll get his owns and try to get him off. Yeah, yeah. He's got a free Weinstein kick. Yeah, yeah. He has a retrial going on right now.

And this woman who accused him, she was like this... I think she's somewhere in Europe or whatever. But she was accused of when she was 16. And then they somehow... They were cross-exam in Europe or whatever, but she was like accused of when she was 16. And then they somehow like they were, they were cross-examining her or whatever. And then they have her diary. And she's like,

how the hell did you get that? And they like, how did they get it? I have no idea, but they like have her diary and literally the diary. Mic drop. Crazy. And they had her diary.

Lied to the jury today. He, but they have her diary from when she was like 20 or Crazy. And they had her diary. Lied to the jury today. Hee hee. But they have her diary from when she was like 20 or something. She's like 40 now. And they have her diary. And they were going through it and essentially. Love getting pissed off.

And she had like all, every man who wronged her. Because she's like a psychologist now. So she was on that kind of like. So she made this whole list of all these guys who sexually assaulted her. And then Harvey Weinstein, all it was, there was just one entry and it just says like, yeah, he said he'd help me with his career, nothing came of it. So she had a list of men that assaulted her

and Harvey wasn't on the list. No, it just said, like, he was in the men who wronged her, but it was like, yeah, he said he'd help me with my career and nothing came of it. And that was a big smoking gun? Well, they were saying it's a smoking gun and her whole thing she's like how did they get that i don't know they like it was like some

big thing where like they were having some big discussion in court of like what is it like admissible and then they said like parts of it are and they can ask certain questions around it but they didn't have to divulge someone must have stole it obviously i guess it's like her diary from like when she's like teenager, 20 years later. So maybe they paid off a brother. Who knows, man? Who fucking knows? I mean, the crazy part is you're like, okay, Harvey Weinstein, they probably cost $10 million

to do this trial for him. And you're like, okay, so you're exonerated. You're like, you still have 50 other guilty charges. It doesn't even do anything. I don't even know what the point of this is. Okay, so he has, well, I guess if you get off on one, you just get off on the rest. Yeah, maybe. To be, if I'm being completely honest, though, if, okay, let's imagine you're a guy that

has, like, $100 million and you're serving, like, sentences telling you're probably dead. You're like, what would you rather do? Yeah. Be in court and meeting with your lawyer? Yeah. Or sitting around, you know, potentially getting shanked. Right, that's true. That's what happened.

Tory Lanez just got shanked. I saw that. He got stabbed like 14 times or something. 20, I thought. Oh, maybe you have more. How many, or maybe it was Chauvin that got stabbed 20? I don't know. So Tory Lanez got stabbed a lot.

Yeah, but apparently he's going to be fine. But the stabbing is always, it's those crappy little prison knives, so it doesn't really get you. Oh, they get you. Well, if you get stabbed 20 times with a real knife, you're probably dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's way worse because it's like you're probably dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's way worse because it's like you're getting some rusty fucking hepatitis shank thing.

I know. Yeah, not good. The Tory Lanez thing, it seems like he's kind of innocent as well. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, does Megan Thee Stallion have fucking... This is obviously me talking mad shit. Yeah. But it's like, it's not cut and dry.

No. No, it's not cut and dry. No. No, it's not cut and dry. Basically, it's the girl, the bodyguard even came out now and he was like, I was covering for the girl and she actually did it. Yeah, someone else did it. A chick shot Megan Thee Stallion in the feet? Something like that. I don't think a chick could hit that.

That's what the bodyguard's been saying recently. People keep changing their stories. It's a hard one. It's kind of a complicated one to follow. I'm not going to get too deep in it. Yeah. Russell Brand's got a trial coming up. Oh, yeah.

He does have a trial coming up. You know, it's actually funny. Aside from the trial, I was like, I saw, maybe like, I can't remember what podcast, but it was just like

five different places where I guess, you know how Russell Brand's baptized and that whole thing? He's doing baptism now. he's doing baptisms now he's doing baptisms he's baptizing people he was posting

so many videos where it was just like the title is like why I left hedonism yeah and it was like and it was it was so funny

because he has this like whole explanation of like why I left hedonism and it was just like you know because I found the Lord and this and this it was like

or maybe because you're married for starters yeah like that it's just a you know, because I found the lore and this and this. It was like, or maybe because you're married for starters. It's just a good starting point. As a kid. You're married with kids. It's just so funny. Like a guy that like, he's like, yeah, I was in movies. I fucked a lot when I was like in my 20s and stuff like that.

And he's like 50 years old, married with kids. And he's like, why I chose to leave hedonism. Why I'm no longer a fuckboy. And you're like, well, maybe it's because you're married with kids. And also's like, why I chose to leave hedonism. Why I'm no longer a fuckboy. And you're like, well, maybe it's because you're married with kids. And also you have a bunch of trials for that shit. You're trying to rehab your image. But it's so funny being like, they found the Lord. It's like, I feel like you're putting the things in the wrong order.

Sounds like the Lord thing was the most recent one. Yeah, yeah. But I don't know. I just think it's funny, uh dating a girl like or dating anyone and they're just like all these reasons for hedonism none of which are that we're married yeah i know there's married like why am i not banging so many girls anymore it's like because you're married you're like i guess not too but part of it yeah that's not really later to be honest the mayor being married isn't even really that much of a factor. Why not?

Married with kids. The real answer is, well, I got a whole bunch of trials and accusations, and I'm married with children. Sure. And I knew these trials were. I knew all these accusations were coming down the pipeline, so I kind of got out ahead of it. Yeah. I don't know what's going to happen with his, but those ones are straight up he said, she said. Although that's, I mean, Britain's kind of getting weird right now. Do you see all the Keir Starmer stuff?

Where Keir Starmer's like, we're fucking shutting the border down. Yeah, I saw that. It's like, this used to be a white country. He didn't say that. I mean, not essentially, but he kind of was like saying like, Keir Starmer? Dude, honestly, like the shit, you're like, did someone fucking hack your account?

I saw him post to Twitter about, like he's like our border. Bragging about that. You deported people. He's like, I'm deporting people. Our fucking borders are closed to these. Like, like he said, these people like he's. What do you think he's up to?

I don't know, man. It's one of those things where you just go like literally politicians just do not believe in anything. They just go. I just believe in being in power. Yeah. I believe in my poll numbers. Yeah. I believe in my poll numbers and i just believe in being in power yeah yeah i believe in my poll numbers yeah i believe in my poll numbers and i just love this power i'm just like i can't fly fucking commercial after this i need whatever the air force one equivalent is for britain or

whatever the fuck and you know i can't i guess the poll numbers came in and they were just like yo no one's about this unfiltered yeah yeah that yeah, yeah. That's just like nonstop immigration. I think probably some of his buddies in the thing were just like, dude, they turned my fucking local playground into a mosque. Yeah. And he's like, really? He goes, yes, that's what everyone's telling you.

It was like, honestly, the shit he was posting, you're like, I think people are going to jail for memes about this stuff. Yeah, I know. Yeah, and you're legitimately posting this shit. It's it's pretty crazy 180 because i did see the tweet and i was just like what am i missing about yeah i don't know he just fucking had a about face i guess when he goes it's time to fucking lock it up it's a big fliparoo yeah the uh so the new pope his brother yeah uh have you done any research on the pope?

Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, they found, I don't know how they found this. Dude, they're treating the pope like a guy that just got a Netflix series. Dude, this is legitimately like some fucking schlocky 90s movie. It's like American Pope. And it's like his brother, and it's like his brother has to move in with him in the Vatican. And he's just like, hey, where's's the pizza where's a good pizza around here it's just like his brother's walking around and like yeah his pope robe and he's like you know you can't wear

that hey pope leo i clogged the toilet again did you get pizza sauce on my robe like dude that's supposed to be heavenly and divine dude they found a clip of him At the 2005 World Series Dude I love that Seeing the Pope do normal shit Pope's gonna be bowling soon Some girl said that she dated the Pope in high school Really? They were like dating

So the Pope has laid dick before Nice He was at the World Series With his shirt off Painted What's Chicago? The White Sox yeah yeah he was at the world series and he with his shirt off painted yeah painted this what's chicago uh white socks yeah yeah like a white socks fucking logo painted on the stomach you see the pope with the beer helmet on just vomiting

notice so my pope what were some of the main things that they because they're they're basically uh trying to do it's like someone who uh got famous really quickly and they're just like going through all their old stuff to find out so he's he's pretty liberal it seems but his brother's like a huge man no but i'm saying if there's a did they have any smoking guns on the pub no the only thing that i saw was like they're like yeah he was at the world series real just like fucking Chicago dude like that but his brother is like straight up boomer maga yeah boomer maga like all it's all Facebook posts dude I said it's all Facebook posts uh that are done like the uh what's the old head memes yeah exactly it's all old head memes though I actually took a couple this is what this is a couple of the posts it is pope's brother is

posting 100 70 year old uh boomer mega yeah like uh he used to have nikes he burned them yeah he's got new balances khaki shorts like 100 oakley shades for sure yeah you don't kneel for the anthem it's the fed outfit yeah the, the Fed outfit, essentially. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty, I mean, it's amazing. He posted, he goes, where does it say, bring me hostile freeloading assholes waving their own flags? And it's a picture of the Statue of Liberty.

This is, it's peak mover. I mean, I'll tell you, his account's shut down now. He's definitely not posting anymore. Now that his brother's the fucking Pope. Pope Leo's older brother revealed to be massive Trump-supporting mega patriot praised by J.D. Vance and Elon Musk. I am curious if they chose.

He called Nancy Pelosi the C-word. It's not very Pope-like. These fucking liberals crying about tariffs. It's not very Pope-like. These fucking liberals crying about tariffs. It's unreal. Do they not know there's a thing called video? Just listen to what that drunk C-U-N-T

has to say in the mid-90s before her husband started going on grinder dates. Pope's brother's letting him fly. He's had a couple Bud Lights, too. Well, not Bud Lights. He used to have a couple Bud Lights. Yeah, he's not a Bud Light. He's a Coors man. He's a Coors. Yeah, he's had a couple Bud Lights too. Well, not Bud Lights. He used to have a couple Bud Lights.

Yeah, he's not a Bud Light. He's a Coors Man. Yeah, he's a Coors Man right there. He's a Coors Man and he's definitely checking to make sure it's cold enough before he has it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why he goes, I don't know if you know this, but on Coors Light, they put the mountain and it turns blue so that it's cold enough because otherwise

you don't know. He definitely tells people that. Yeah, he goes, otherwise it's too warm and you can't do it. Pope's brother, 100%, he's got the Oakley shades on.

He's at a pool swim-up bar on an all-inclusive resort. Oh, yeah. Walking up to the- Crazy sunburn all the time. Crazy sunburn walking up to the local Jamaican woman. Wagwan. Wagwan. Just joking.

Pope's brother. How's it going? You're not one of those libtard snowflakes are you right now i hope not he's not having it no i do wonder if they elected the american pope as like because they want to like as a push like to placate trump or like i wonder if it's trump related in any way for because he was such an underdog he wasn't even in the conversation daniel it god tells them what to do they don't it's there's no politics involved they watched conclave god sends them the message was god like hey guys watch

conclave just so you're not surprised by well if they did it then obviously he did because everything they do no i thought god coming directly from god god only talks to the pope no god talks to the other guys when they're picking the pope too oh really so what do they do they're just like god what do i do and They're just like, God, what do I do? And they're just like, it'd be pretty funny if we had an American Pope. Yeah, God was feeling the jokes. Pope's brother is... It's funny, there's a lot of famous politicians and people that always have a mega brother.

Yeah. Obama has a mega brother. Well, yeah, he has the half-brother who hates him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got that weird half-brother. Malik or whatever. There's someone else. There's a few other people.

Well, there's... Bill Clinton had his drunk brother. Bill Clinton's got the drunk brother. Bush has Jed Bush. Yeah, but I feel like a lot of the big lib guys all have a mega brother. Yeah. Which is hilarious. That is funny.

But he's 100% of the pool bar, and he is Bert, Drake, Chris. He's got a bit of white lotion on him still. Yeah, he's got the zinc on the nose. He's got the zinc, too. Think he's moving in? Think he's moving into the Vatican? He's going to try. Yeah, for sure.

Why wouldn't he? I know. He loves God in America. Yeah, exactly.. Why wouldn't he? I know. He loves God in America. Yeah, exactly. He's just like, oh, I don't love God. Have you seen my Facebook post? I post about God non-stop. You think there'll be an American flag going up at the Vatican? Raise the flag.

Yeah, that's the... And then the black version of that is the old head with the alligator boots that says America,-KKK. Actually, apparently someone said, although I don't know if this is true, but I saw some tweet where essentially saying that he has some sort of black lineage somewhere. The Pope. The Pope.

And then some of the blacks are like, we got a black Pope. I mean. This guy. He looks pretty white. No, he's pretty white. That's a stretch. He has one relative somewhere down the line. They go, finally, we got a black Pope. And you go, right. Well, it's good white. That's a stretch. Maybe he has one relative somewhere down the line. They go, finally, we got a black pope.

And you go, right, well, it's good to know that you're doing the one drop rule on the blacks. Yeah, that's pushing it to me. I guess they do it with Jewish. Yeah, they do it with Jewish. There's another one. He says, he goes, even though I want to go to church to hear about the evil desire. Okay, there's one more. I had one more quote from the Pope.

Oh, yeah. Please pray for the 33% who approve of Biden that they can be healed of their mental affliction. I think this guy's ever buying a drink ever again in fucking Chicago. Oh, yeah. Like, this guy's just like the king of Chicago right now. His brother's the Pope. Yeah, his brother's the fucking pope. Like he's at like some, you know, VA hall just like where $2 beer is getting just loaded every Friday.

Your money's no good here putting a word with the big guys, main guys. Oh, definitely. Oh, man, you know what? That sucks is like he must get tons where you go, my wife has diabetes. Can you talk to your brother? Okay, my wife has diabetes. There he goes. My wife has diabetes and Can you talk to your brother? Okay, my wife has diabetes. There he goes. My wife has diabetes and my son has cancer.

So because of that, if you could make the Bears win. Oh, dude. Yeah, with the fucking every Chicago team that's like doing bad now. It's just like this guy's fault. You don't fucking put in a word with the big guy. What are you doing? What are you doing? You have the ear of the fucking guy.

You have literally the guy who talks to God. And you're screwing us. Yeah, you're fucking screwing us. And I just lost my kid's diabetes medication money. I had the fucking Bears minus six and a half. Like, what the hell? They only won by three. Thanks, Terry.

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we found the best article of all time i'm a devout christian and a dominatrix a funny thing happened when i began letting god guide my desires oh that is funny yeah so this is this is uh the pope was not probably no uh talking to god about you know and what's your policy on pegging and stuff like that. But she was a normal dominator. She wasn't getting that much money. And then she started letting the Lord in. Sure.

And the Lord is telling her, pegging, and, you know, the Lord's like, definitely step on his balls. Yeah, step on his balls. Make him drink your piss. That's a big one. The Lord got really involved in the dominator. She's letting the Holy Spirit flow through her. Sure. And it's the Holy. the holy really flowing through her that it's flowing through her and out her vagina onto the

guy's face and the holy spirit is telling her to crush his balls yeah crush his balls step on his nuts step on his nuts he talks all ghost like no he talks with reaver but i can't do reverb with just my voice fair uh there's nothing that i want more from you than to crush those knots make sure that he feels like the little man that he is this kind of article just seemed like an ad for dominatrix services too yeah i like it i mean it was gross who wants a godly dominatrix person, too. Yeah. I mean, it was gross. Who wants a godly dominatrix person? I don't know. You're still just doing the normal stuff.

I'll tell you who wouldn't like this is the Pope's brother. No. Pope's brother saw you using God's name in fucking this bullshit. Unless he gets a freebie. You're right. He may cross over. Yeah. If he's getting prostes, he probably doesn't get prostes anymore.

No. Dude, the famous wrestler just got caught with a proste Oh I saw that That's a war sphere of any man And then they caught him pantless And I was like he's wearing shorts He's wearing shorts? I think he was or maybe underwear

Was he wearing his wrestling gear to go get head? I don't know but that's the crazy thing To be like he was pantless That's such a nightmare man Do you think he tried to use his fame to get out of it i mean like i'll tell you what i'll let you touch the gold medal let me go i know the rock yeah yeah this is actually bad for america because if you arrest me this is going to screw me and we're going to win less gold medals so what's it going to be wait he was a wwe wrestler or he was like uh oh the olympic wrestler i was an olympic wrestler i thought he was a wwe wrestler he was like a no the olympic wrestler i thought

he's a wwe guy rough for him and yeah he was out there raw dog and head with condoms with uh prostheses apparently it's too bad didn't you it's too bad so i don't think the pope's brother would like the dominatrix no i mean she had in her article she literally does this whole thing she's like this heavenly godly dominatrix and she goes yeah i met this like dude at a at a bar or whatever we like met up or whatever and then uh we were like having dinner and then he handed me a wine glass and then she's like i walked to the bathroom with the wine glass poured the wine out pissed in it brought it back full of piss but she's like people couldn't tell because it just looked like

white wine and then just like made him chug it. Yeah, that's what God would want. Yeah, that's what God would want is pairing your fucking fish with some piss. I don't know which part of the Bible that was in, but it's in there somewhere. They were doing some wacky stuff 2,000 years ago. God's a bit of a prankster. He's like, you know, dump out his wine, piss in it. I mean, that is a funny prank, but not when you go, the guy's drinking, he goes, mmm, this is good.

What is this business where every fucking dude wants to get pissed on? Yeah, you piss them all, yeah. Mmm, what have you been eating? That's what I used to say. I wouldn't piss, I get stage fright, so it'd be hard to piss on a girl,

so I'd have to piss in the cup and then before I would sort of spritz it on her like a pee baptism. I used to have a joke there was that place where he used to go and uh there was the one clinic where we used to go and get tests yeah they lost they lost all of our pee it wasn't just mine it was like a thing that we had like four of my buddies that they called and they lost and the theory was that they were selling you know they had someone outside the clinic that was selling clean piss to people for their drug tests so i think that's what was happening because there's no chance they lost their piss that much or they had a doctor that

was just fucking going to ham he was one of those dudes he goes no this is fucking nature's medicine right here and daddy needs a lot of medicine right he was the guy that was drinking his own piss yeah he was fermenting it and he's just going ham on everyone's fucking ass. You know what I mean? But I think what was actually happening is they had a doctor that was... Selling clean piss? Selling clean piss, yeah. So I don't know what he was doing with ours.

So I just flush money down the toilet every day is what you're saying. Well, you don't have enough friends that need to do drug tests. That's true. But I think this guy obviously got in the racket, you know? That's why this is the greatest country in the world. You can literally, like, there's no other country where you're like, yeah, my piss is worth money. Well, that was Canada, not America, but yeah.

And their continent, we might say. Greatest continent. Greatest continent. Well, there's a lot of people that have to do drug tests for their job or they have to do, you know, STD tests for their girl. And they come back and they go, I'm clean so obviously you gave it to me because I don't even have it. So yeah, you got something to explain

to do, bitch. Why do we have AIDS if I'm clean? Explain that! It's so funny. You don't even get a cure, you just get a fake test. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do not know why there are so many guys out there the dominatrix thing is probably the least um appealing to me of maybe not of any of them but there's a lot of things where you kind of at least what's less appealing to you than dominatrix thing well there's a lot

of them you kind of understand that you go okay i don't think i'm into that but like i kind of get the appeal or whatever you know what i mean maybe yeah the dominatrix i do not get why there's such an amount of men they want to be like dude it's a fucking huge dildo probably my least favorite thing in the world is be bossed around during sex i know start doing a joke when you ever date a girl that like fancies herself like a uh like a empowered woman yeah of course and she's like do this do that yeah this sucks and you're just like just do what you can have sex like a normal human i mean i remember when i went on a date with one girl in toronto and she maybe like opened the door of my car for her like to let her in i go this is over yeah yeah i'm not gonna be doing weird shit like this i mean this is this was date two i got this is and. Yeah, I'm not going to be doing weird shit like this. I mean, this was date two.

And she kind of got mad. She goes, you didn't open the door for me. she was like, I like when people open the door for me in the car. I go, okay.

I've also been in that fight. Yeah, this will be the last time. I've also been in that fight many times. Why don't you open the door for me? And then the next time I open it, I'll leave in a crack and I slide fucking right through.

Are your fucking hands broken? Yeah. Do you want them to be keep fucking barking up this tree yeah i mean i'll open for you if you need me to i actually think that's one of my least favorite things is when you have like um like uh if you ever i remember this girl was the next stripper too i'm like would you watch pretty woman or something recently i remember i i once dated like when i was like 21 i probably had a couple times where i smashed some girl that was like 42 or something yeah yeah and then i just

remember she had like all these things she wanted to happen like i want you to do this and touch me here and you're just like shut up yeah shut up we have i have two minutes yeah it's like i don't know it's like that you know that thing where they say the older girls have experience? It was like, no, they don't have experience. They have like a regimen. Yeah, yeah. I know exactly what I need and what I like. Right, because that's sort of the thing.

It's like, because I feel like there's a bit of an argument. What about my boxes? What about my boxes? I feel like to some degree they misrepresent the argument. Because the argument is like, well, the girls that have like experience are, are better versus some guys that are like, oh, but you want like some girl that's like maybe more innocent and people are like, oh, you're insecure for that.

But like, it's really not about like, uh, innocent. It's some, it's more about like a woman that, uh, sometimes is like had sex with a lot of guys has like a very specific like order of operations yes and do this and then it's almost like uh it becomes uh they have sex like a like a like a a guy that's like cleaning a gutter you know what i mean they're like all right so you're gonna need to drill me in this position then i flip around you're gonna give me two minutes here then i'm gonna you take this vibrator put it right here and then this and this you're gonna need to choke me and then do this.

And then you just feel like you're like a fucking extra. Yeah, you feel like you're an extra in this show. And I'm like 21 years old being like, lady, lady, you're fucking. I'm in sex with a fucking baseball mitt right now. At least you can make a wish for you right now. Yeah, this is kind of a joke for me. You're like, I'm doing this for the story in 20 minutes from now. Yes, I'm doing this.

You want me to still be here in 20 minutes. I'm doing this for the story. You've got me fucking hanging from a lampshade because that's the only way you can get your rocks off your old bag. Our age now. When your 24 year old girl Does seem fucking old though Oh yeah

When you're 24 Oh 40 I don't think I ever Been a 40 year old Actually yeah In your life I don't Maybe once

Nice Like one time She showed me a fake idea I really will never Understand that I want to be bitched around during sex. Yeah, do you think women wouldn't like that if you think they're around 40? You go,

kissy's in my D. Oh, yeah. 40's too old for me. I have an upper bound. Oh, yeah. No, it's not Leo DiCaprio going to the, he goes to the liquor store and they go to get a drink and they're like, you probably need IDs. He goes, no not Leo DiCaprio. He goes to the liquor store, and they go to get a drink, and they're like, you probably need IDs. He goes, no, you guys are good.

He goes, I'll see you later. All right, I'll see you later. Yeah, okay. That's his test. That's his test. If she doesn't get ID, he's like, bye. She gets served, period. So that's what she says.

so that's what she says um but with now the god and the teachings of jesus leading me i began to see every patron through god's eyes as god's children i started treating people with love kindness and compassion which by the way feels like maybe the worst dominatrix of all time the kind dominators they don't want kind and compassion this guy wants to be freaking pegged yeah he wants to be fuckin'... Cat-of-nine-tails whipped. He wants a fire poker up his ass. He wants a fire poker up his... Well, he's on a wheel that they spin like a penguin.

Yeah. You're tickling his feet with a feather. Maybe she found a new niche, kind dominatrix. That doesn't make any sense to me. Light whippings. Yeah. I became less concerned about how much

they were paying me and more concerned about their well-being. I'm pretty sure you're concerned about how much they're paying you. I'm sure that's

your main concern, actually, is how much they're paying you. Imagine you're some fucking, they pitch it as always some

finance guy, but I think that's a bit fake news that it's always that guy. Yeah. I think that's like a Hollywood narrative that's not as true as it is no like they they picture it as like i think they want you to think it's paul giamatti in billions right yeah yeah yeah although it doesn't seem like a specific i'm sure there are like blue collar dudes who are like in the

dominatrix stuff but it seems like probably less i think there's a bit of finance guys that just do so much blow and they get so much hookers that they just become depraved because they're almost like drug addicts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. And then they, and I think the narrative they give you is that they're like,

oh, you know, they're so successful that they need to be taken down a peg, you know, and that's the only way that this power dynamic flipped is what gets them off and you're like,

no, these guys have done so much coke, they're in like a... They've rewired their brains. Yeah, they've like... They're in like a... Yeah, like a... What's the state where you're like a delusion state? You know what I mean?

Yeah, you're just... No, but I can't remember exactly what it's... Psychosis almost. Psychosis, okay. They're almost in like a depraved psychosis because they've done so much cocaine and stuff like that. I'm just going to need something on my ass. Step on my balls.

I think that's what happens. But I'll tell you what they wouldn't want is in their depraved psychosis, hiring some girl for a thousand bucks to come whip them and spin them on the wheel and step on their balls. And the girl shows up and she goes, but how are you doing?

Yeah, yeah. She goes, have you been to church recently? What? Let me just read you a passage from John 4.15. Yeah. I'm sure... Does this shit go to church or something? No, I want you to read me Austin 3.16,

as in smash a beer bottle on my back. You're just about to whoop my ass. I want you to... I want you to read me Austin 3.16, and then I want you to whip my ass. I want you... Does anyone get a wrestling dominatrix where they want to be lied on the thing

and they want them to jump off the top rope? There is a wrestling... You've never seen those? There is... No, there's a whole thing... You've never seen that? Shut up. It was in one of the Dark Side of the Ring things

where some wrestler chicks, they find like a second... Oh, the chicks. They find a second career Oh, the chicks. They find a second career because there's dudes who literally just like want to be fucking like manhandled by these...

By China? But kind of, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then there's like this weird sexual thing where it's like she shows up and she's like, you know, in a bikini and then she just like roughs you up

and you're like in a hotel room and she's like pinning you down and you can't move. Giving you Socko? Yeah. No, there is this whole... There a chicken like 90s man 50 bucks definitely you know girl put you in the pedigree sharpshooter yeah you're just in the figure someone walks in you just girl the cops try to come and walk in and bust the prostitution just you in the figure four your dress is a hitman or something like you have your spandex shit on yeah yeah

yeah you're dressed like a wrestler as well that is hilarious so i guess that makes sense there's probably a lot of uh you know there is a lot of freaks freaks out there but that's that again if you are like this enormous wrestling fan, you're probably getting off a little less on being dominated and a little more on the fact that this is a famous wrestling chick. Yeah. Oh, actually, you know who it was? That's more super fan stardom than it is.

Remember that documentary? It was on Netflix about the chick. She killed her husband, and she was like this. I don't know if she was a wrestler. I think she was a bodybuilder, and she killed her bodybuilder husband, and she was like, it was like this i don't know if she was a wrestler i think she was a bodybuilder and she killed her bodybuilder husband and she was like it was like this big it was like something she was from florida i can't remember but it was like this popular documentary like two years ago on netflix and that was her deal was like she was like huge into that like she made videos and stuff and she would like go and literally just like fucking fuck up dudes that's so funny like you yeah the hotel guy coming

in for housekeeping you're setting up a ladder sally yeah that's who it was killer sally was listen i can only come if we set up a ladder and then we're gonna put my belt at the top of the ladder and then i have to try to get it and i let you say don't let me i hope i don't get the belt just the guy trying to get the bell and getting fucking pulled down. But that was her whole thing. She's in jail now for killing her bodybuilder husband, who she said abused her and stuff. She would say that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she was like, that was her. She was making money in the 90s, was doing that stuff. 80s and 90s. She was big. She was one of the main ones. But there is this whole industry of that.

That doesn't surprise me Yeah But again I still think there's A little more emphasis Put on the fact that This person was a wrestler In the

In the One of the leagues You know Yeah yeah Like they've seen a That's like more groupie Groupie Female groupies

You know what I mean Yeah Like that's the guys Who show up to Comic Con And just like Can I touch you Right Can you sign my thing

And then I'm gonna rub my thing On my dick after Yeah Can I have a piece of your hair the dominatrix thing makes zero sense to me does nothing for me no thank you gotta pay for that i'm gonna i'll be like you have to pay me for that exactly yeah how about you pay me if you're gonna fucking start slapping me you're gonna fucking step on my balls like you're putting on a cigarette? No, thank you. I'd like some compensation. I made more money than I've ever made in my life. Being able to pay bills comfortably is a whole new reality for me.

With my pure intentions leading the way. God was able to break the curse of poverty that's plagued me for so long. So she didn't break the curse. It is so funny. And just being like, like you know this new thing has uh just really solved my problem you go what is it being a prostitute she's literally in a toilet pissing in a wine glass at a fancy restaurant just being like thank you god thank you thanks god thank you for my blessings i mean that's the least of what she's doing she's in a fucking dark dungeon in the lower west side of Manhattan

shitting on a guy's face while the Asian landlord bangs on the door and says, what's all the racket in there? Yeah, I know. She goes, thank you, Lord.

Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord. For giving me a way out. For providing me this bounty. For providing me this... The Lord has, you know, cometh upon me with solutions, and I appreciate everything he's doing. I hear you go, what's that, Lord?

I'm trying to listen. She has a cup up to the door. What's that, Lord? Oh, Lord, you'd like me to do a snot rocket on his dick while he comes? Disgusting. You want me to crush bugs on his ass? God, I know that I've come to you with a lot of problems,

but I can't decide whether you use the 12-inch or the 14-inch. I have a real problem. This client expects me to have diarrhea, but it's pretty solid right now, so if you could please just guide me through this. If you could guide me through what to do, because he's on his way over right now so if you could please just guide me through this if you could guide me through what to do because he's on his way over right now and i was supposed to get batteries for the you know the uh tyrone 454 and it's actually out and then she walks out there and she just goes

and she goes thank you thank you, for giving me a little extra juice. Tyrone 454. Thank you for giving me a little extra juice so I could do my work. God really had her back on that one. Started praying to the Holy Spirit, and he guided her sessions. Yeah, I guarantee you, that would be funny, saying this. She goes to the guy to do her confession, and she goes, yeah, I know this is normally for confession, but I just wanted to say thank you, because you guys really hooked me up, you and your boys, and she goes, these are

your boys, you know, God, whatever, you guys really did me a favor, keeping those batteries going well, jamming a fucking vibe in the guy's ass. You think she sees the Pope kissing fucking all those homeless dudes' feet, and she goes, what is that, Per? I love the American Pope having to kiss the feet for some reason, more so than the four. I know. More so than the four.

Yeah, it's kind of funnier. I don't know why. God, I lost my anal beads, please. And then they just fall off the thing. It was like it was there the whole time. Thank you, Pope. They got my back this whole time. God's looking out for you.

I saw how God can work through kink and god's like i didn't help you work through your kinks because i don't approve of any of this i would just like to be clear i saw how god helped me work through my kinks to bring out the hidden shamed parts of a person's psyche that had never been seen or loved before oh by the way yeah god didn't help me speaking of uh a funny vegas story actually what was fucking we were at the hotel bar at the cosmopolitan two nights ago and then prostitutes everywhere they are out there at the hotels they're like vermin at the hotel bar they're beat too right no so they're not all because they're a little less most of

them are beat or whatever but it's cooking around dude there's the connecticut or not yeah but there was the funniest thing so the oilers played last night right in vegas yeah so there was all these oilers fans there and then there was this one chick she was probably like in her 20s in like you know a super tight dress and then there's this fucking dude looks just like 60 year old fucking boy wearing a connor mcdavid jersey just kind of tooling around the fucking hotel and then all of a sudden looking for dudes i don't know what he was doing he was just there but he's like you know he's fucking just enjoying his time before the game and then like she just like starts talking to him and snipes him snipes him and he starts like but it was so

funny he's like just this guy was like probably blacked out like just a burda boy and she thought she saw a bag of money yes bag of money or whatever and then he's talking to her and like my wife's like like at one point she was like she's very like naive where she goes that's not like not a prostitute i go what world is this fucking chick goes oh look at that guy in the 60 year old man walking around in a fucking connor mcdavid jersey yeah yeah just like drinking fucking bud lights where she was on the wrong she goes oh he's cute i need him and then they're just talking for like 20 minutes and then she just walked away so funny so they come they're aggressive they come up to you like that.

Oh, they're super aggressive. We were laughing so much because we were just watching them. There was this one guy sitting at the bar playing video poker. It's not like silk, but it's one of those nylon button-up shirts. You know the nerds wear and had UFOs and a Sasquatch on it? Yeah. But you could tell this one, she was kind of beat. And you could tell she probably hadn't made a sale that day.

Oh, sure. She's like chatting up the UFO Sasquatch shirt guy. And you could tell he was just like, I just want to play my video poker. And she's just like, and they're all like- Yeah, if there was any other option for me, I'd do it. But you're my last choice. Yeah, you're just like, yeah, my rent's due or something my car payments due or something hand job 40 bucks yeah you can tell too because they're like you can tell they're prostitutes because they always like sit there but they're

always just like looking around always scanning yeah they're always just like doing this like all the time but dude there's so many it's crazy they are like vermin a little yeah yeah this is insane but i just love the chat and what the fuck. And they probably all have their very territorial, like, you know, that was my alien guy. Like, when they saw the McDade. Alien Sasquatch shirt guy's mind. Yeah, like, when they saw the one guy just, like, falling over drunk, they probably were all mad that that girl got over there first. Yeah, yeah.

Turned out to be a false alarm. That's the kind of guy that you get back and they rob him, too. Oh, for sure. Yeah, yeah. That's probably. Just like, how much is it? Like, here, I'll just take the amount out of your wallet. And it's like, next thing you know, that guy's just fucking cleaned out.

This guy looked like he has to go back to his wife. Explain why he's got to go back to the rigs again at 55. I mean, this guy looked like he's the one guy with the alien, the UFO shirt. You're like, this guy doesn't look like he's talked to a woman in 20 years. Nor does he have any interest. And she's just trying. I'm playing. I'm playing my video

poker. Excuse me, there's a UFO Sasquatch conference in town tomorrow. Prostitute, be gone. I encourage my patrons to put those suppressed desires before God. Out of the shadow of shame, they are no longer wicked and evil.

They are holy. So God wants you to get pegged. By the way, I think it was, remember how we did that article about there was the guy who the newspaper article wrote an article about how they banged a guy in Afghanistan

that worked at a hotel? There's another one here. The Guardian basically did an article about a guy that was gay in the Taliban and they used a stock photo or something like that. They used the wrong photo. They used a photo of a random guy in Afghanistan as part of the Taliban.

He had to go into hiding. He said he had to go into hiding. Now he's suing, so it's a bit of a money play. He's suing or something like that. He's trying to sue for a hundred thousand dollars gay Afghani student and

it's funny not gay we don't want to get sued no no they were doing one on a gay Afghanistan that was murdered by the Taliban

they used this guy's photo and then why would he have to go into hiding if the guy from the photo is supposed to be dead he said that well because

his argument is that like everyone just saw like gay man and it was just this. He said the photo has led to false perception that he's gay, forced him to go into hiding, and he said everyone was like razzing him and this whole thing. Yeah, good luck with that. Good luck with that lawsuit suing a British company from Afghanistan.

Yeah, not happening. Yeah. So we've been following also how does a hundred thousand dollars make that situation any better well then he yeah i think he thinks he can get out of the getting out of afghanistan it's a bit of a money grab but it's just funny but that they use the wrong guy calling a guy gay in the taliban you think the dude who works at the hotel is going to sue now guy in the hotel has the best case to sue yeah if he ever he wasn't named that's the thing he. He was unnamed.

Yeah, but it might be a small hotel. I mean, he's dead now. That guy's long gone. That guy's long gone. Three children locked inside since COVID found living in a house of horrors. The investigation began on April 14th when concerned neighbors filed complaints

about children who appeared to never live in the house. Police gathered testimonies from multiple neighbors who confirmed they hadn't seen the family outside. So... They've been COVID serious. This is the final boss of COVID zero Reddit. Yeah. They have not let their kids...

There's probably lots of these that we don't know. Like America. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. There's probably lots of these cases. This is SVU shit to the max. Yeah, the thing that made so little sense about this, though, and obviously there's a huge mental component of this, you know, they're mentally under.

Duh. They came into their house, and they're all just wearing three masks because they're worried about COVID, but then they're like, there's garbage and shit everywhere. Yeah. It's not like you would think you go,

you walk into this house, it is like a fucking- Yeah, but there's no COVID in the garbage. I get but you're like it's more of like they're worried about getting sick no because they don't want to take out the garbage because then they have to leave the house right i guess so they never want to leave the house so it's been piling up and they've been like hoarding stuff they couldn't flush the shit down the toilet i don't know they didn't say there was no shit in the toilet there was like shit yeah they're like there's just like shit everywhere well these kids have been raised

in a very bad situation. Yeah, they're like feral kids but you're like, it's so weird. Like, I would think it would be like a chip lab

or something. There was some dude in Connecticut that got found, his mom had him living in a, like a, Oh,

I saw that, yeah. It's like a pretty famous story but his mom had him like living in like a basement for like, locked in basement forever. There's so,

that's a thing. He was like emaciated. So many of those. A lot of fucking freaks out there. A many fucking freaks out there a lot of freaks a lot of just but these ones were afraid of covid was like the main part of it yeah they're all wearing triple masks just like pure how do they get their fucking shots i think they probably order food and then they have like a system where they like wash it and all this well it was like apparently the dad only left the house just to get groceries and that was it but like how do they get their boosters maybe they steal them i guess maybe steal the boosters because they got to get three maybe they have a black market guy that gets a booster because that's

the thing maybe you can order them online you could administer them yourself but you think they want the boosters do you think that um if you were living in a covet bubble and you came up and you didn't have internet or anything you're just like straight in the bubble and then you came out and you're just like all right so uh i guess trump's not the president anymore pretty crazy he is like all this stuff yeah oh got bad news for you it's round two you come you you go uh you if you came out of the closet and just listened to you turned on imagine you came out of the closet and just walked by and you heard someone blasting kanye's hill hitler song you're just like you go this is new kanye west yeah it's kind of a kind of a banger you're happy with it i caught danny listening to it you see you know i it's sketchy my kanye west take is like it's hard for me to get into the

nuances of people being like well it is a banger and you know that and then the other sides are like uh kind of talking about how kanye west is this musical genius and he's pointing out that you can only say this one i i can't do it i didn't like kanye west before any of this stuff i mean you didn't like any of his songs the only one that i even had on any of my uh phones yeah was the one with him and jay-z where they have the saw the the cars playing otis or something like that okay or n words in paris n words in paris i didn't mind you can say it now ryan yeah yeah i know i did not i i said I missed it. Maybe I was just too hip. Like I was too, you know, trying to be like too much of like, I thought I was like a cool

punk rock guy at the time to listen to that. But I've never liked him. I think that he thinks he's more brilliant than he is. Yeah. I think that he thinks he's more brilliant. The only thing I ever agreed with is I get the idea where he was kind of talking about how you like sort of see energy in music or whatever. Yeah i think he thinks he's more brilliant than he is i think he's pulled the wool over people's eyes that he thinks he's more brilliant than he's more brilliant

than he is i think it's like he's all of his things that he does and are just from you know he puts his ear to the ground he goes oh that's a community i'll go steal their crate and then i'll do a little bit more he's good at like looking at a thing and doing a little bit more sure so this is those three words together these are my unpopular opinions because no one really agrees with my premise that he wasn't that good before but i never thought his voice was that good yeah i just thought i always thought it was kind of boring and then his new stuff has kind of been like the new all crazy kanye has kind of been like an eye roll to me yeah here's my my wife's naked it's like yeah

yeah that's a good guy just so i so that's my, so it's hard for me when people like you are out there talking about how brilliant he is, how much of a banger it is, how you're singing in the shower, how you denounce your Judaism because of him. I mean, it's just those, that the combination, you called yourself Dan, the yay Stan and Danny ripped his Pierce Morgan posters off his wall because pierce morgan got his name wrong and his follower count wrong on the interview what's the point of having you know he's gonna stand he was sitting on his computer he goes it's you know it's 33 million man you fucking know how many followers he has pierce morgan

don't sandbag him like this. You fucking Piers Morgan. It's 33 million. You know it's 33 million. The question is, are they going to actually play it? Do your parents bang that song or no? No. The question is, do they ban the song? No, no, no. They do. Our club's going to play it.

Are they going to play it in public spaces? Because I know all the Spotify, all the streamers are kind of cracking down on it. It's kind of a weird thing because the point it's kind of making where they're kind of like sort of an edgy point, I feel like

it's more of an edgy white boy point. You know what I mean? There's a lot of these kind of guys on the internet that are like almost like, you know, super right-wing conservatives that are kind of like, yeah,

I'm big into Kanye West. And I'm like, are you though? Yeah, recently you are. Yeah, because it feels to me like you, like you,

you know, you would have said you don't like rap. Yeah, I don't know. I bet you a lot of people that are claiming like you would have said rap's degenerate. Yeah, yeah, rap's degenerate, which they do say.

And I just like the idea of some black strip. I'm a sick fuck. Some black strip fuck. What was the one where he does, I'm a sick fuck. Like, sick fuck. Remember? No. He was wearing, they're in the costumes, and it's with a little pump or a little peep or one of them.

That's probably long after I listened to any of his... I don't know. Yeah, none of his new stuff is that I like, but I just do like the idea. Yeah, the Jesus album was fucking nonsense. Black Strip Club

and like a stripper comes out to that song. How does that one go? Oh, what song? The Hail Hitler one. Will that happen? Yeah. That's just funny.

Will she be shaking it to Hail Hitler? You're getting a lap. That's just funny. I feel like indoor... Yeah. I feel like in dorm... Yeah, I feel like it's... There's a lot of people that are going to, like, blast that in the... Because I could see, you know, you're in the dorm room.

You're like, it's pretty funny to put on. Yeah, it's funny. Someone blasts it and then, you know, and then before you know it, you're expelled. Sure. You're expelled from Harvard. It does feel like people that are playing the song are going to get in more trouble than Kanye who made the song. Because I already saw, like, when I was looking through articles,

there was already articles, again, talking about, like, his wife came out wearing, with her tits out. Like, they're already on to, like, his wife came out with his tits out. Like, the people that, like, play the song and sing along to it, they're the ones who seem like they're going to get more there's gonna be some kid who fuck him oh for sure plays the song that his life's ruined yeah and then kanye west is kind of to some degree just plugging along doing the same thing because in some ways the news is like throwing their hands up because they love and hate him because they hate him but they love that when they write articles about him

he gets the clicks right clicks i know they're they're conflicted he's like in some ways they're cash cow yeah yeah they can't not cover it they it's they need to do it yeah but i've seen a lot of people on twitter saying like this is you know the banger of the year the change of the world and i was just like if that had any other lyrics would it maybe i am. Am I crazy to say that this is not that great of a song? No, it's not that great of a song. Now, if you're listening to the song and you're driving through a black neighborhood and then a Jewish neighborhood, do you switch which words you say? Yeah, yeah.

I think you switch it up. You drop the N-word in the Jew neighborhood and then you say the N-word and you censor the N-word in the black neighborhood and then you say the n-word and you censor the n-word in the black neighborhood you switch it up feel full blasted all of it yeah trying to even think if there's any of the like i guess the like gold digger song's kind of funny because but but i didn't like that music it was the equivalent of liking like a theme song from a tv show yeah you know yeah he's got some it's like i wouldn't say I'm like... What's the Daft Punk one or whatever? Which one was that?

Those are just like big songs that are like you know, but to me I wasn't like... Yeah. I would never have No, I don't listen to that on my phone.

Yeah, yeah. They were never on my phone. No. No, they were never on my phone. I was never that big into Kanye West. The Gold Digger's a funny reference, but it's like, again,

it's like I don't like that song. It's like, but if you're somewhere and it comes on, you go, this is a good song. That one I do. Yeah. The Gold Digger one, I'll give you that. The Gold Digger. Yeah.

Old Jamie Foxx. Yeah. But it's like that was the part of this that was annoying me, because all the other part, you're like, I feel like we're online enough that you're like yeah i get all the different sides of it i get what they're doing i get what they're doing but i was just like the point was annoying me was like everyone's pretending this is better than it is yeah for sure it's not like the greatest song ever and it feels like fucking an 18 yearyear-old can make on GarageBand. Maybe.

I don't know. I'm not going to convince you that you're fucking idols. Then he's such the Kanye. You know you're the aficionado. I mean, I'd listen to him if I was allowed to. I think I thought he was fine before, and then his ant were sort of like annoying. The antics are definitely annoying. Yeah. The antics are very annoying. But it's like the, you know, the Hitler

antics are probably the less annoying to me. If I'm being completely honest, if I'm going to be honest with you right now, the Hitler antics were probably less annoying to me because they were at least like, at least he was like putting it all on the line. Sure. And it is, there is something about it

that is just funny you agree there is some there's yeah like the optics of it are just funny yeah i just in the black clan robe and stuff hilarious this is funny so there's optics if it's funny i just can't bring myself to i hope he's not going to do i feel like it's all premised on like we all agree this is you know the genius of the of the fuck. Yeah I hope he's not gonna do the TI thing and start doing comedy. That'll be I'd hope he does I hope Kanye West does start doing comedy. That's the he thinks he's funny. I know that'll be his next So he's the funniest person he ever met. Yeah also, I love the the at the the Democratic National Convention like the DNC the Basically the Democrats had this guy David hogg who we've obviously know he's the he's the left left wing parkland shooter guy

and then he basically what he got elected this position which uh he then once he got elected he started trying to you know build his profile by not just being like the crazy lib yeah he's going on bill maher and he was like you know kids should profile by not just being like the crazy lib yeah he was going on bill marr and he was like you know kids should be allowed to worry about getting fucking their dick sucked he's kind of saying shit like this so he went on that and then basically he was kind of like these old stuffy democrats were democrats like me we get head i smoke yeah you know i smoke weed sometimes you know i'm saying man i'm fun he. He's kind of being the cool dem. Yeah. I think sometimes getting pussy rules.

And then basically, I think he flew too close to the sun. They started a coup to out him. Yeah. And basically, they tried to kick him out. And what they did was they said. Yeah. Something like. Like.

They basically said that there's a rule that you need enough women, and when he did an election, there wasn't enough women options presented. So they're like, he can run again, they said. They go, we'll do another election, he can run again. They're like, we hope he does. But it would be hard for him to win again, because he's declared war on all these people. So basically, that's so funny that the Democrats... That's not what they should be doing, having him fucking represent them.

That's some fucking parody, where the guy wins the election, and they're just like, yes, but we didn't have enough girl options. You're like, he was basically a girl up until he was five years old. That guy is a girl. That's a guy girl right there. Yeah, that guy is pretty feminine. Yeah. And he's kind of fighting the power and he's going on Bill Maher and he's sort of changing

his tone a little bit, being like, the attitude. I mean, his solutions are... Guns are sick actually no his solutions are bad but he's addressing the idea that he was like listen like obviously like people are done with fucking getting called out right yeah sounds like he's probably has some some of the hair assistant stuff where he goes i'm fucking snapchatting oh for sure he's gotten a bit of snizz here and there democrat A little democrat Snapchat snizz. He's getting out in front of it.

Seems like he's getting out in front of some stuff. This is what it feels like. Actually, you sent me this, but on the same sort of topic, there was the statue they put in New York, which is like the fat black chick. Yeah, fat black chick. The black women are not happy. And the black women, some black women were kind of like, enough of this. Yeah, a lot of them are like, yo, it's like a black person didn't make this statue.

It's like some liberal fucking white person or whatever. They made a good argument. They're like, stop making us the face of like rejecting beauty. Yeah, I know. It is a pretty good point. They're just like, yo, can you put a hot one up? Can we get a hot statue of a black woman, please? Yeah, yeah.

Literally, they're like, always. And I saw this. You know what it is? is it's like me I put up a statue I go I'm gonna I support Israel and I want to stand with Israel and then I put up a statue of the actual grappler and it's like he's holding a bag of money and I go and if you have a problem with this you're the problem and there is nothing wrong with this

and he's like it's not the best representation there is nothing wrong with this and he's just like it's not the best representation there is nothing wrong with this whatsoever you have internalized racism there's lots of hot black women you don't have to just put a fucking fat pig

every time too every statue is just like some old Liz old lizzo and they're like and there's nothing wrong with black women being fat there's other black women they're like well maybe this is such a funny part point you know the fucking person who made that is like head spinning where they're like wait what the black women don't like this yes oh god that thing's permanent it's intentionally austere. This is from a black chick. Making a direct political statement is the artist's right,

but it's worth noting that the artist is not a black woman. It's a progressive who may not understand how this kind of representation feels exhausting. So this is a girl using a bit of the mumbo jumbo. But the gist of her point was like, stop putting statues of fat chicks and then rubbing it in everyone's, to rub it in people's faces that there's nothing wrong with being gross. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it. Yeah, we're all like this.

You know what? Oh my gosh. Make a statue of your wife and make it disgusting. And they go, yeah. She's like, why am I fat? And they go, there's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, nothing wrong. You can be as fat, as gross as you want.

So, hey, I just want to say to everybody here, so what if my wife is fat and gross? She's like, no, I'm not. Yeah, the sculptor is black. He's a black dude. Well, she said he's not a black woman, I said. Not a black woman, yeah, yeah. I thought he was like a white guy.

But anyways, yeah. They're getting done with it. They're over it. We have hot ones. I thought it was a pretty good point. What was your article that you sent me? So, how Biden handed the presidency to Donald Trump. My boy Jake's not fucking out there.

So, tell me this before we go over the page you're on. Basically, George Clooney. So, Jake Tapper has this whole book tour right now of like, here are all the signs we missed. You go, everyone else saw it. You're like, literally everybody else who watched TV had eyeballs, ears. They saw what was going on.

He's doing a book tour about how there was this, basically Joe Biden was not cognitive. It was a cover up inside the White House. They're like, he would have to, he needed wheelchairs. You know what it is, Danny? Yeah.

It's a guy who, this is a guy who went to a party, and his friends ordered strippers for the party, and his wife was there, and then he didn't realize she was going to show up, so he had to walk around the room going, who knew about this? Who did this? Doug, did you know this was going on?

It's your credit card. Who knew about this? Basically, and they're like, had to use like biden had to use like they had to put hand railings everywhere because he just like was so immobile and like but anyways so george clooney is like a big part of the start i thought it was because he was gonna fucking skate them yeah you're doing a fucking cool grandpa he's gonna do it steve blunts doll on one but uh the funniest thing is like this is a funny actor thing where like george clooney was like so gung-ho about him being president everything and then Steve Blunt's doll on one. But the funniest thing is, like, this is such a funny actor thing,

where, like, George Clooney was, like, so gung-ho about him being president and everything, and then George Clooney did, like, a fundraiser for him, and then he goes, Biden didn't recognize him, and he goes, well, if he doesn't recognize the most famous man in the world... I guess his brain's completely fried. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You lost me, Joe. The moment you didn't recognize fucking George Clooney, international sex symbol. All right, Joe, you're out, man. Obviously, yeah.

If you, to be fair, there's some truth to that. Yes, I agree. But it is Clooney being like, nothing else. Nothing else.

You go, all the signs, you go, fine, I can ignore that. The moment he goes, he doesn't know his own name. You go, he stutters,

like he can't fucking do a debate. He doesn't know who George Clooney is. Well, he obviously, he obviously knows who i am sniffing the hair falling asleep everywhere none of those are a problem the moment he goes he goes he probably thought they were lying they're like he doesn't know who you are they go yeah he does and he goes i walk in he goes hi and then he goes oh nice to meet you he goes cut it cut it cut the music yeah he's done but that was just such a funny actor thing. It's hilarious.

Oh, well, if he doesn't know who I am, then he can't be the president. Look, Clunister. Clunie was looking a little older, actually, recently. It was the first time I saw him where he had a little bit of an elderly feel to him. Well, he had the dye job, and everybody hated it.

He did this bad dye job. He did an article where... Because he's always been the silver fox. Yeah. And then I guess he did some interview with the dye job and then it was the first time i seen him in a while where i saw it felt like he started to have that like old guy feel yeah it must be at his mid-60s i know but i'm saying he kept it like he was even like 58 looking like oh yeah he just looked a little salt and peppery version but he still looked good looking kind of like if you saw him with a young

chick it wouldn't be like outrageous and then he switched to like he looked like a grandpa to me right yeah yeah that's what happens man it's a circle of life you can't beat it huh father time remains undefeated ladies and gentlemen this is the boys cast patreon.com slash the boys cast every week you already know what it is new bonus episode we got a lot to get in there get in there we'll see you on the other side also when you're on the patreon you can send us articles and stuff like that peace later