The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Iran's New Gay Ayatollah 2.0 & Everyone Loses Their Minds Over The Manosphere Documentary
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This is the boys' cash show.
It's the man cast show.
This is the man cast show.
It's not the man cast show.
This is my favorite show.
One day late, but if you're not early, you're late.
But that's what Price of doing shows touring around this country.
Fellas, before we start, Chuck Norris has died.
Rest in peace.
Yeah, rest in peace.
Shout out to one of the goats.
Yeah.
Might know him from expendables.
Hold on.
a big Walker, Texas Ranger fan when I was a kid, man. I was a big fucking Walker, Texas. When
Conan started making fun of Walker, Texas Ranger, I was just like, nah, dog. Yeah, exactly.
When I was like 10, man, I would love Walker Texas Ranger. We had a buddy that if ever,
if ever he walked audience members at a show, like people would laugh, when people leave a show,
they call walking, and then we'd put on the Walker, Texas Ranger. Yeah, like the theme song. Yeah.
Here's some of the best Chuck Norris jokes. Number one, Chuck Norris does
do push-ups, he pushes the earth down.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Remember, like, this is what the internet was?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, this is, like, literally what the internet,
if you're probably, like, in your early 20s,
you didn't realize, like, this is what Twitter was.
I know.
15 years ago was just Chuck Norris.
It was, I told you, we had the three lies that we used to know.
Yeah.
It was a better, now you look at it.
Yeah, not everything's getting fact-checked in real time.
there's no AI, there's just Chuck Norris jokes.
I prefer the fact checkers.
I'm seeing I turn on and it's like Kim Jong-un's the new contestant of the Bachelorette.
I'm just like, you need a team of fact-checkers just to exist in this world.
Well, that's what they want.
They want to demoralize you.
Just nothing's real.
Nothing's real.
You have to check out.
Some of them, I'll see a thing and they'll just be like, yeah, they're building a big casino in New York.
And then I look it up and there's just completely made up.
And you go, who even benefits from this lie?
I saw one that they changed the tax date
And I talked to my account
And I was like yeah I read a thing
They changed the date on the tax
April 1st
And he was like
No they didn't
I was just like
Who is benefiting from these lies
It's some guy in India
Who just made 30 cents off that tweet
Yeah every time I'm on on Twitter too
They're just like
Erica Kirk and Jislaine Maxwell
Are best friends
And they were they were trapped
Basically yeah yeah
That Erica Kirk was working in the government
He was like what is going on right now?
Welcome to the sloth.
Here's an audio message of Erica Kirk recruiting women for Epstein.
And he's like, what is happening?
Netanyahu's dead.
He's AI.
That's what's where we're.
What's the Netanyahu's dead one?
Oh, so basically, this is so funny because, so there was this Indian journalist
who was kind of like trying to like track Netanyahu down in Israel.
And then Iran like basically hit a like blew up like some building in Tel Aviv.
So then people.
were using this video as like, look, Netanyahu's dead. They killed him and there was this reporter. And then
literally at the 23 second mark of the video, the journalist, it's crazy because people are like,
he's dead. This is because of this video. And then in the video, the journalist is like, and yeah,
he's just right there touring the scene. So he's walking in the background of the video where everybody's
like, he's dead. And then he put out like a speech. And there was, you know, those like,
when you compress videos,
there's like artifacts and stuff.
So his hand was like this and this like
in his hand looked like a sixth finger.
So then everybody's like,
that's AI.
He has six fingers for like this one second
of the video. He's dead.
Right.
And so now every video.
Well, that's a big one for everyone.
Anyone that's anyone,
they're accused of being a clone.
I mean, people around our age,
how fun was it when fucking Paul McCartney was dead.
You were listening to what was,
Abby Road backwards and stuff?
strawberry fields backwards, I buried Paul.
But yeah, there's a hundred of them.
You can't even keep up, so it's not, it's less fun.
It's less fun.
It is, but it's, there is a thing where, like, AI is, it's, it's, I think it specifically,
I mean, obviously people have thought people have been dead forever, but AI is really
cooking people right now, the reverse way.
Me included.
Yeah, yeah, where they're like, even the real videos, they're like, these are AI.
And everybody's, you know, there was one video this Nanyangio.
I stopped with that podcast.
I'm like, was this really dangerous?
There was this one.
So then he did another video, Nanyahu, where he was at a coffee shop, and he ordered a latte.
And, you know, like, latte is, like, foam on the top.
So it's not as dense as, like, the coffee.
So he kind of tilts it.
And the foam kind of, like, goes a little over the edge, but because it's not as, like, dense as it doesn't come out.
Doesn't come out.
And everybody's like, that's AI.
And then he had one video, which I'll say this one probably cooked the most people was he met some people, like, outdoors.
And again, it's probably just because of like compression or whatever,
compressing a video or like, you know, when you had me at one or two, I was on board.
Now you're telling me nine things.
No, no, well, there's just, there is this one.
You know what I mean?
And then there's another one where he appears down two dicks, but it's actually pretty
reasonable.
I'm obsessed with this because it's so funny.
But there was one video where I was like, oh, shit, is he dead?
Yeah.
Where he's walking outside and he's talking to people.
And he has a ring on his wedding ring.
And then the ring just, because everybody's like, you know,
dissecting every millisecond of every video he puts out.
I hate to have that be my job where I'm just detecting netting you out of videos.
They're not getting paid for it.
That's more of money, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
But then his ring just disappears off his finger.
Explain that.
And then it comes back.
What is the explanation?
I think it's just, it's, what's it?
Magic.
I think it's just, I mean, the best thing I've seen is just compression.
Because the people say with AI, if it disappeared.
I don't know if I'm buying this compression business.
It wouldn't have come back.
Because it comes back like a frame later.
Well, and I looked on MSNBC.
Rachel Maddow in Forbes.
me that he is in fact alive.
It's just compression.
So yeah.
Case close.
This is more of my sleuthing.
And then he had a live because everybody's like, just show us a live press conference.
So then he did a live press conference yesterday.
And so everybody's like dissecting every moment of everything.
And at one point, it looks like this is my read on it is his, he puts his, he has like a podium.
And he puts his, he's wearing a suit.
And his sleeve kind of gets caught on the podium.
And then he pulls it back.
So then you see his shirt, like the.
cuff of his shirt, but then the sleeve drops.
And everybody's like, that's AI.
He's dead.
He's 100% dead.
And then, but there's people like reporters.
Well, you could also be, it could also be AI and he's still not dead.
Right.
But the thing is, there were reporters there taking photos of like, you know, the wide shot of
the, like, and people are like, that's a.
Why are you so deep in this?
Because it's so funny.
You've taken on a secondary job of debunking people.
I'm not debunking it.
I don't care.
It's hilarious to me.
I'm watching people like have like full mental breaks online.
And like people, some people who, I mean, look, there's some people who are just, they're like, this gets a lot of clicks, obviously.
but then there's normal people who are not
monetizing this in any way
who are just like, he's fucking...
I mean, people are watching this right now being like, Danny, you're such a rude.
He's obviously dead.
He's gone.
He's gone.
And then they're just like, I guess that's your life
for the rest of your life.
It's every time he puts out of video,
they're like, that's AI.
I think it's easy to forget.
There's so many lies coming out to, it's easy to forget.
Because the AI stuff now makes people think real stuff's AI.
Right.
Yeah.
So I'm saying you don't...
It's full-blown...
Nothing's real.
We're in the Matrix soon.
I hate to be this guy, but the blockchain does fix this.
legitimately.
Yeah.
It's like everything has its tag on the blockchain and that's how you know.
I mean, again, even if you have the solution, people will be like, blockchain's rigged.
I guess, but less.
I'm less worried about what other people, you know, what other people think.
I'm more worried about myself.
Sure.
How I know things are real.
Yeah.
I mean, it's more like.
I would trust the blockchain.
Yeah, yeah.
It's more a lot of stuff.
By the way, me and Danny are going to be doing like a funny thing at the Bitcoin
conference. And I actually sent that to my buddy. And I took a screenshot of
Ryan and Danny are going to be speakers at the Bitcoin conference. I go, if that's not a
top, I don't know. No, I mean, we're top. We're 40% off the highs, buddy.
I know. Mark the Lowe's, hell. I go, if that's not a sell sign. April 27th,
Mark the Lowe's, baby. We're fucking buying hand over fist. Are you kidding me?
So funny. I'd love that if we do the, I'd love that if we do the Bitcoin conference and
that's the next day
that it's like,
to the moon.
I'd love that.
Marketing your calendar,
April 27th,
generational lows.
You've never seen it hit that again.
That'll be your last opportunity
to buy or whatever price that is.
But if I wasn't us
and I saw that we were going to be
a featured speaker at the Bitcoin conference,
I would say that
probably
by lighting the low
feel a little froppy.
Feel a little frothy.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks for Chuck Norris.
It's a bit of a tongue twister.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch.
He decides what time it is.
He can slam a revolving door.
These weren't really good.
And Drake had the opposite.
This is probably peak internet.
It was the reverse of Drake where they go, Drake's the type of guy that closes the door with his hip.
You know all those.
Yeah.
Zesty Drake.
Chuck Norris tells Simon what to do.
He beat the sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
He can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets all the information he wants.
I said that's one of my most toxic things right now, probably,
is that I need glasses and I refuse to get them.
Because this is God telling you the reading's gay.
Yeah, well, I think a good solution for you is you,
you get the meta glasses and you go, I'm a content creator.
Right.
Right?
People go, you need glasses.
You go, this is for content.
Yeah, I'm a fucking dork.
I just need content.
I think I hold out another five or six years.
Once you're full,
yeah.
Once you have a really bad accident when you walk through like a window or something,
you need like something real, real wake up call where you're like,
had to go to the hospital.
I think I know all this.
I think that's it for me with reading.
I think I know all this stuff now.
I mean,
there are audio books,
which I'm sure are most.
of your reading anyhow.
That's what I mean.
I think that's the end of reading.
You can get your, no, well, the thing is, they have a solution for this.
You're a big text guy.
Okay.
You're a big text.
I'm, I've already done that.
Yeah, you're like maxed?
Not max, but I've went out of a couple of notches.
Oh, dude.
Sometimes you see like the maxed people.
That's me.
It's like four letters on the screen.
I'm like, how do you even use this thing?
That is, yeah, yeah.
You're going to be a max text guy on an iPad.
Like, iPad's going to be your phone.
maybe iPad Mini
oh they have the foldable
I think iPhone coming out so double
the space it's double sized
iPhone and then I fold it out yeah
fold it out and then max text
that was one of the I guess
there's still good internet stuff because the Afro-Man
stuff's been pretty good
Oh the afro-man thing has been one of the best things
that are right
for people who don't know basically his house got rated
in Ohio
four years ago and then he started just making all these
bangers
he made all these songs against the
yeah against all
like all these cops saying like this one chick like he fucked his wife and his mom's a bitch
and then they like had to go there they all these cops sued him for defamation and then so they're
on the stand being like is your mother a son of a bitch or are you a son of a bitch and he's like my
mom's dead and affermans like it's a free speech yeah free speech issue like he's like he's yeah he
was which it is he's making so it is and he has his full like USA um like suits that he's just yeah he looks
insane. Yeah, he looks insane. And yeah, he's, what was the other one? Oh, you have the lemon pound
cake because when they raided his house, this fat cop kept eyeing his lemon pound cake. And then the guy's
like, we've had like hundreds of pound cakes sent to the precinct. People keep sending
pound cakes in. And the girl's crying on the same. Oh, yeah. Well, they're trying to get a fucking,
trying to get a payout, right? But does she get the payout? Like, I thought it was the, the force that's
suing. They're individually suing. I don't know how that works, but I mean, the goal of
this is to get money. I don't think they're just asking for a retraction at this point.
Well, there has been some wild stuff this week. And okay, I wanted to get into Manusphere Dock stuff too,
but more importantly, there was a story. So right now, uh, they, you know, Hags-Zeth is like,
we need another $200 billion, you know, what's a couple hundred years ago? What's a couple
another hundred billion? I said they got to send Nick Shirley to the Pentagon. Yeah. Good luck.
Good luck. He'll get a drone strike on his way in.
Right. So what happened was there was a story that people probably know, but it felt like they were, it felt like one of the times when the universe is just making stories for the boys cast.
Yeah.
Like God's up there being like, oh yeah, we need to give these guys a story. You know, it's been kind of kind of light. What do they want?
Which is like, you know, Ayatollah being gay.
Sure. Which the Ayatollah is gay. The new one, not the old one. The only one straight is Criotola straight.
Saying the new Criotola is gay and he's been going on all these missions to get boner,
pills is basically
well the best is the way it feels like the universe is aligning with the boys
yeah yeah the best the best is like the way they explained it to is you know they were in
like this situation room or whatever all like trump and all his top officials and
they're like oh so we have some new intel uh gay
the high toll is gay and they're all just like fucking having a huge laugh like just
like that's like the the article was everybody was laughing
finding out that the high toll it was gay
Also, there is another part of it where it's like, we've tried everything.
We need some propaganda that's going to stick on this guy.
We've tried, you know.
Yeah, we blew his leg off.
He's like in a coma.
None of that's working.
What if?
No, it's too crazy.
What if we call him gay?
Yeah, like that'll be the thing that starts the Iranian revolution is everybody's like,
nah, I ain't dying for no button.
No, yeah, yeah.
We're all kind of.
Well, imagine being a guy in jail in Iran for being gay right now.
now.
You know what I mean?
I mean, that's like being in jail for weed and then you find out he's, he's, he's hanging
out, you know, he's, he's, he's robbed Ford essentially.
Yeah, yeah.
If they had, if they had any, like, internal arguments about shutting the internet off when
that one came out, they're like, I'm telling you I was right for shutting the internet off.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, how did he not have his hand on the dial just a minute?
They're like, we have news at the I atollahs.
Yeah.
Also, you know, the guys, they have the last, I've made the,
the joke where they have the lashings in the town square for being gay.
Do you think that the son has ever in the past been like,
you mind if I do a few of the lashings?
No, he's in a burqa pretending to be a woman cranking it.
Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's just like the burqas just kind of moving it.
Oh my God, I didn't even think of that.
Do you think there's anyone that's out there, like a peeping Tom type that wears the burqa?
Yeah.
And he acts like he's a fat woman.
He's actually cranked.
He probably has like a real like kind of like mesh like frame.
I mean, does anyone do that in America?
He has like a frame kind of so he looks like a fat woman.
So he looks like a fat woman, but it's just hollow,
so you can just crank without anybody.
Right, it has like a sort of...
Yeah, just like a false compartment.
But in there it has, it moves out a little bit,
so he has, you know, his arm can get some torque.
Yeah, he can get in there and kind of crank.
Probably has like a kind of like a collection area.
Yeah, and then also a collection area.
A collection area.
And then it just kind of, you know, just kind of falls out.
Yeah, I think that to be honest,
you just gave people good ideas if they're trying to be a creeping...
Canada too or America.
Hey man, I'm an ideas, man.
What can I say?
Yeah, you're just a fat guy in a burqa.
They did have at the beginning outside the women's soccer game.
At the beginning of the war.
Yeah, I mean, you can go to a women's change room.
Women's volleyball.
Dude, women's change room?
You're just like, I wear a burqa and you're just like standing in the corner of the
woman's change room.
This is how I change.
It's my religion.
Don't judge me.
Hey, we're accepting society.
Yeah, but on the other side is if he is like a
proper where they're saying they said a ren's supreme leader probably had a relationship with his
male teacher he's been going to europe on some of his vacations but if he is going to i bitha
that's what i mean if he if he's been partying he's doing you know all these drugs he's like
living the actual life like that yeah that's an unpredictable guy man yeah you just that i can't
be reasoned with no well yeah if you catch him after an unpredictable party night and his
dopamine's low yeah i guess the question is is if they have
like evidence and you know that's kind of like if because obviously you can't you know if they just
start fucking playing gay porn you know how like they take over their tv stations uh-huh like his
fucking gay porn movies are just playing on everyone's TVs in Iran probably not good for morale
not good not great for morale and then you have a message like this is from the emperor yeah yeah
of course he goes that was all lies he could have a moderation he could have a domination fetish which is
another reason you know this is a bad bad news for not to say that the war was good news anyway
No, it wasn't good news, but this is the first little hint of good news that we've got.
See, I'm saying the opposite.
I'm saying this guy could be more unpredictable.
He's, you know, you don't know what he's up to.
Doesn't have nukes, so we're good.
So.
He doesn't have nukes.
He doesn't have nukes.
He's going to stay that way is how it looks.
It does feel like to me that when I heard this news, it was kind of, kind of like a cliche
musical because they did a big thing where his dad didn't really want him to be the Ayatollah
because of his, you know, his proclivities.
Sure.
And they're sending them to Europe to find out how to get his, you know, how to be able to get hard with a woman essentially.
Basically, yeah.
And then his dad's like, you're supposed to be, you're going to take over as the fucking Ayatollah.
You're out here trying to be on RuPaul's drag racing.
And he's sort of in his room like, you know, lights coming down.
All I want to do.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
Show tunes.
I just want to sing my show tunes.
Yeah, yeah.
And my guy's trying to make me the fucking Ayatollah Varan.
I know.
You know at some point the Iatotola, like the older one came in to like tell him this time for dinner and he was kind of like putting on lipstick.
And he's just like,
Life is unfair.
It just closes the door.
It's just the Ayatollah and me.
I don't know stuff being on top.
I'm a little different from the other Ayatollahs.
Coming to Netflix, gay Ayatollah.
The Ayatolls?
This is the movie's called
The Ayatollah and his roommate.
Imagine the guy
and him and fucking Lindsey Graham together to negotiate.
They've been out since 7 in the morning.
Right.
They've been out all night.
Nobody knows where they are.
That's the love story.
Him and Lindsay Graham.
That's their heated rivalry.
Oh, that's fucking amazing.
That's the all of the heated.
rivalry. The idol and
Lindsay Graham.
Gotta keep it on the deal. But I hate him, but I love him.
Yeah, gotta keep it on the real deal for the
Yeah, that would be the ultimate dirtiest.
The dirtiest thing you could
fucking do.
Oh, yeah, that's Graham.
Feels very much like a
musical. Yeah.
It's good.
I look a gay idolatoll. I just want to live my life.
Didn't really stick much, though, I will say.
The gay stuff?
Well, we kind of moved on, unfortunately.
Well, what are you going to do about it?
Yeah.
Well, release the fucking files.
What does he care?
He's just like, no, it's not true.
Anyone else?
Anyone else want to say it's true?
Yeah, yeah.
No, I mean, nobody's even heard from it.
Exactly.
He might be dead.
Well, I get that, yeah, I mean, that possible.
That's true.
So have you seen in Africa where they have the votes?
Because they're, they're right now doing a some sort of vote.
I can't remember what country, but it's a country in Africa.
Yeah.
And they're doing a vote to make gay illegal?
Okay.
And it's so funny because it's like a normal parliament,
but all the people have to come up and they like plead their case.
Probably or something.
To be honest,
I might be like Norobi or something.
I honestly kind of forget which one it was.
But I was watching like videos of it.
And it's funny because all of the politicians have to go up and sort of pitch their case.
And they voted it like 299 to 1 or, you know, 300 to 0 or something like that.
Yeah.
Senegal.
Senegal.
Thank you.
But every politician has to go up and pitch why he thinks.
it's it should be illegal.
And it's kind of like a prove how straight you are thing.
You know what I mean?
Yeah. Yeah.
Like the guy, they have to, like, they go up and you prove your straight by being like,
who would, you know, it's gross.
Yeah, yeah.
You can't even talk about it.
You're like, oh, that's my minute.
All right, thank you.
God, that guy's so fucking straight.
Oh, you shouldn't even fucking voice his opposition to this is so straight.
Yeah.
And then another guy has to come up
and he brings a bag, pukes in it.
I don't even understand
what was the law, what do they want to do
that they want to make legal?
I don't even really get it.
And you're like, so the guy and the other guy,
you're kidding me, right?
That's what they're trying to do?
No, fuck that.
No way.
Screw that.
No thank you.
No gay shit.
You know, like a few of them are D.L.
gay, too.
Of course.
You know, out of 300.
And some of them are just sitting around being like,
yeah, that's,
disgusting stuff.
Yeah.
And.
So they're all like outdoing each other with like how outraged they are.
A man with another man.
I don't even,
I'm speechless because that is just,
I don't even know why we're having this conversation because that is,
yeah.
Do they bring in the why are you gay keynote speaker?
Why are you gay?
Why are you gay?
Yes, that's pretty.
It's just a funny thing because you're all,
if you don't go hard,
everyone, you're suss, you know what you mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's suspicious.
If you go in and you're like,
listen like you know some people are but I think it's going to be bad for the culture like you have to
come in just like a straight bible guy they're like yes you got to come in and be like yeah
the top of you're like the 300th dude who has to speak you're like kind of don't even know what to
say also think it's gross just just what everybody else said nasty man they said his father
the late ayatollah feared for his suitability to rule the Islamic republic for that reason
the allegation of homosexuality was alluded to in a CBS news report
so the way that they're describing it is that
where the dad was wanted him to take over the business
he's coming in with his Britney Spears playing on a Walkman
yeah it's like imagine if like Tote Soprano wanted his AJ to take over
but he was gay right you know it's a problem
and AJ yeah so AJ always has you know and he's always going on his trips to
Biza he's always doing the gay he has his his
his buddy sure he's always
partying in the meat packing
district
so all hours
of the morning
U.S.
intelligence claims Zerenz new Supreme
Leader was treated four times for impotence
so... You're really just throwing the
fucking
throwing the kitchen sink at this guy's
dick doesn't work, he's fucking gay
do you guys need any other reason from us bombing
the shit out of this country? Look at this picture
tummy doesn't look a little zesty
this is so ridiculous
but the funny part is
they're like impotence training
because they couldn't get it up
because I mean
the conclusion they're saying is he's gay
where basically he's out there
at like the you know
some top trainer
and in the in the middle of a
you know when they have like a hill
that opens up into a secret layer
like fucking doctor mountain
yeah McGruber villain style
and he's in there and they're trying to show
you know they're showing him pictures of women
and it's nothing
showing him pictures of women nothing
showing up picture of women nothing
shown on picture
Michael Douglas
Michael Douglas
That's what does it for him
Is fucking Michael Douglas
Yeah
It's like basically
12 year olds are running the government currently
He's like fucking dick don't work
He's fucking gay
Yeah yeah yeah I know
The guy that runs
The White House memes is fucking ridiculous
Insane insane
He's probably like tell the
Let's just say his dick doesn't work
And he's gay
Telling you
That's the, yeah, the new I atoll
Yeah, well, you know what?
We heard that he's gay and his dick doesn't work.
This is like the current version of manufacturing consent.
It's gay and his dick don't work.
And everybody's just like,
put on some Toby Keith.
Let's fucking bomb this place to fucking smithereens.
He's heard enough.
That is true.
It's like, hey, the new Bulls say that 65% of people are against this war.
And it's like, we'll do those people.
Know that his dick doesn't work and he's gay?
I don't know.
That not.
That's where it's at right now.
Also, I just read that he also wants to fuck all your wives.
He said that.
I don't know.
That's great.
I just what I heard.
Yeah.
He heard he burned an American flag.
And he returned his Nikes.
He returned his Nikes.
He returned his Nikes.
Not drinking Pepsi.
He burned a Kaepernick jersey.
No, he didn't.
No, he didn't.
He's wearing a Kaepernick.
Yeah, that's what I got to do.
Put him in a Kaepernick jersey being like, that's the new photo.
Guys, we're in a fucking Kaepernick jersey.
The guy's dick don't work.
He's gay.
He's wearing a fucking Kaepernick jersey.
What else do you want us to do?
I'm drinking a butt light.
He apparently has a shopping at a Target.
The guy shops a Target.
He's shopping at Target.
He has a Budlight beer hat on.
But yeah, they're describing it as he went to this because he couldn't get it up with women.
Yeah.
So they bring him into this secret layer.
And I don't know what the therapy, because the one thing is,
just like, we'll just get some, you know, have some dick tablets.
But he's like, no, they're trying to solve it the old-fashioned way.
Right.
Because they must have been sending girls into his room.
And then he's kind of like, please tell my dad that we banged.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
If you tell my dad that I couldn't get it up, I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
Still got out, though.
Yeah, somehow it got out.
The dad sends him to get, you know, dick training.
Yeah.
And basically the dick training, as far as I know, is there.
trying to train you how to get your dick hard with women.
Yeah.
I love that this is like some CIA guy's job
is just going to boner clinics all over Europe
finding out if they saw the Ayatola.
It was literally walking in.
Have you seen this man?
Did you treat him?
What was the situation?
Does this dick work or what?
He's sitting in an ottoman with two holes in it?
Never seen.
Just scoping out the dick clinic.
Yeah, he's under the Ayatollah son's bed
with a piece of paper.
Tough job.
That is
That's a Mike Rose dirty jobs right there
Real patriot right there
Classified briefing
You're right
This is so funny
Yeah
They do a classified briefing
Being like unclassify it
Guys dick
Find out that he's gay
His dick was at 30%
He's had like a
He had sort of
They have to talk about the terminology
Can we say it didn't work
Because you did have a chub
Sure yeah
No I don't know
They're not giving us chub
They're just saying it didn't work
The Ayatola
Did the Ayatollah have to finger splint his penis?
Also, he's got a fucking two-incher.
Just like everything.
Everybody's like, nuke Iran.
Just nuke the whole country.
Two-incher.
This is what news is right now.
The Ayatoll of Iran likes to be bummed.
I mean, I said this to you before, but to me it's always funny.
The news, when they report on Gen Z, it does feel like that bullying with it.
But you'll see a news story.
story legitimately where the guy's like, is Gen Z the gayest generation?
Reports have it that Gen Z gets their dick sucked way less than me.
They still live with their parents.
What a bunch of losers.
They do it with millennials where they go, millennials still have nine roommates.
They're all broke.
They're not having sex.
They're not partying.
They're broke and they have nine roommates.
roommates. Whereas when they're talking about the Ayatollah, yeah, they're just like, he's gay and
his dick small. And doesn't work. This man needs to be eradicated. Yeah. Iran's using, and they're,
so they, another one, Iran used newly released photo of, uh, Iran's no show supreme leader. And one of the,
and they're saying that, uh, all the photos of him or AI, same as men. Yeah, yeah. But the hypothesis is
the reason they can't show him because he's in there with like a rainbow suit on.
he's got his fucking
well he's the moment he talks like he's probably never been like
he's got a real list
oh you do not want that real
lindsay graham to him
yeah but he's still
you know speaking like
how bad like oh like all the
he's like very angry but real sassy gay
yeah
it's where we're at
that's where we're at that's where we're at
A probe of the latest published Iran state media on Kamani's new account, reveal they've been edited using AI.
And by the way, also my thing is a third guy with the same name.
Yeah.
Every fucking Iranian guy, every Iranian important person has the same name.
Yeah.
Well, I think the fur- Which is sort of a good tactic.
Imagine we had nine Trumps running around.
They don't know who they did.
The first I told it was Komani and now it's Kamani.
They just make these tiny changes to confuse us.
Yeah.
So, like, what you just swapped an A-O for an O?
Oh, I mean, he's got his belly top on.
so they need a fake photo.
I guess they're doing like a Pope kind of thing
where they're just like they're all just kind of...
Yeah, something like that.
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because they've got Huffin, they've got CNN and Huffington Post
sort of running cover for their side a bit.
Because they said, male shoe anxiety hits the Oval Office,
and they're saying that basically...
The Trump administration's like Iran's gay.
Yeah.
And then a lot of the places that are against Trump are just like,
Trump's walking around with shoes that are way too big for.
Yeah, way too big for.
And he said J.D. Vantz,
And he says J.D. Vance, Rubio.
So they're basically saying...
He ordered the boys' shoes, all matching shoes.
Pretty gay.
All the boys are wearing matching shoe, floor shime shoes.
Fourth size is too big.
Yeah, I guess he didn't...
It is a real kind of, like, almost feels like a Tony Soprano,
like, you know, like a king kind of thing where he goes, like,
right guys all shoes.
And everybody's like, sort of like the wrong size.
The clown shoes.
And everybody was just like, what are you doing?
Put them on.
And like, just fucking figure it out.
Yeah, Trump wants you to wear it.
Are you crazy?
What you think you're not going to wear the?
the shoes so now they're all just flopping around these giant shoes how do you like the
shoes the best shoes ever man i didn't even know i was the size 13 thanks don nailed it again
don't know don't i've been wearing the wrong size my whole life couldn't have done without you don
don these are wow roomy do you hear that i had told us gay that is crazy but that's the
propaganda is that they're saying these guys all trying to be big men with their bigger shoes
Other bigger shoes, yeah.
But they're not like...
They're saying that Trump saw, like, J.D. Vance, you look in his shoe.
He goes, what is that?
A size 9?
He goes, no, that's not going to do it.
He goes, you're like an 11 at least.
No vice president of mine's going to be walking around in a fucking 9 and a half.
My shoes.
He goes, yeah, you're an 11, Dave.
Did they misremember the sizes?
Did they try to get them pre-lucent rather than letting them stretch?
This is from CNN.
Do they prefer the ideal of their feet and they wish they had...
Do they prefer the ideal of...
the feet they wish they had?
Oh, that's what it says.
To the reality rattling around inside their new shoes.
Or have they simply fallen victim to the oscillation issues plaguing American footwear?
This is quite the ton of issue of the CNN's given me.
Maybe it's the weaponizing gifting that I think could post the challenge.
That was plaguing American footwear.
I mean, Marco Rubio looked like he had like that much space.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, if you put your dad's...
shoe on when you're like a kid.
To confirm what's happened in the last
a little bit, Benjamin Nettanyahu's dead
and he's AI.
The Supreme Leader of the most
anti-gay country ever maybe
is now gay. Probably dead.
Trump and his whole cabinets walking around
with fucking size 24 shoes on.
Real classic show. Real Ronald McDonald's.
The guy at the White House
is just releasing
murder memes where it's like
Yeah, oh yeah, like
Push it to the limit
It's a fucking
Pop gun as he just bombs a town
And Pete Heggzith needs
$200 billion
That's all I need
Another 200 billion
Pete Hegis needs $200 million
And Zoran Mondami is stealing
Everyone's houses in Manhattan
And his wife dropped the N-word
Oh yeah
Let's not forget his wife
When she was 15
She dropped the N-word
Big scandal
God damn
huge scandal.
I mean, obviously people say this and it is true with the Zoron thing where you're like,
if this is Andrew Cuomo's whatever, like, or anybody else.
Melania.
Or, yeah, Melania dropped the N-word in a tweet 15 years ago.
Never hear the end of it.
You'd never hear the end of it.
Was it just a nay, no hard R, but still.
Still, you know.
I mean, yeah, I don't give a shit, but yeah.
Yeah, I don't give a shit.
But yeah, there, I mean, that guy has maybe, it's, I don't even need to get into it
because it's kind of like boring city politics.
but like the policies he's coming out with right now
are just like, what are you fucking nine years old?
Yeah, I mean, again, he's only really done.
I see people have stuff on the internet
where they go, where people go,
it's already been debunked that when they,
if they raise the inheritance tax by 50%
that people would leave.
And I go, I know people that have left.
Dude, that's been debunked.
I go, I know him personally.
You can't just say something's been debunked.
Dude, I swear to God, I keep seeing videos where they go,
it's been debunked that people leave.
You go, but I know them.
Yeah, yeah.
And I've thought about it myself.
You go, I can literally move across the bridge and this problem doesn't exist anymore.
They go, that's been debunked.
Excuse me.
I debunked that in my substack article.
That's been debunked.
Do you see the Kathy Hokel thing?
Yeah, yeah.
Or she's like, you know, we need more patriotic New Yorkers who went to Florida to come back
because we don't have enough tax revenues and we need more tax revenues.
So if people would just be patriots.
Patriot to New York.
Patriot to New York.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
New York specific patriots.
And you go, what do I get for that?
You go, well, when you come back,
if you have a house here
and you spend your entire life building a house
when you die and try to give it to your
family, we take half of it.
But you get to be a patriot.
What they do, they moved it from
$7 million to $700,000 or something?
So just like your average guy that has any house.
So basically a studio apartment.
If you worked your whole life to own a Manhattan
and you try to give it to your, like when you die
and you're, if you live,
with your son. Let's say you're fucking
a family where you have like a two bedroom apartment
and you live there. Like
the parents and the kid live there. The parents are old.
They're taking care of the parents. But when the parents
die, the kid's going to take over the thing.
When the parents die, the government takes the
apartment. Takes half of it. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, but takes half of it. You don't have the money to pay them.
So you just take the... You sell the apartment
essentially and you go... So you can't...
But like the notion that someone owns a
$700,000 studio apartment is...
The government is rich.
Yeah, yeah. If anybody from anywhere else in the United States came
to visit somebody and they're like, dude, I'm fucking killing it.
And they see your like 520 foot square foot studio.
And they're like, 420.
Yeah, or whatever.
And they're like, you're killing it.
And you're like, yeah, I'm killing it.
I own this thing.
Yeah.
And then if you die, your son owns the government $350,000.
Yeah.
Not great.
Well, you're just like, yeah.
And you go, well, yeah, obviously people aren't going to do that.
So if you were going to build a house, you'd just be like, okay, if I was going to
live with my family, you'd go across the bridge and do it in Jersey.
They go, that's been debunked.
That's been debunked.
and you're not a patriot to New York.
That's been debunked and you're not a New York patriot.
You know what they say?
They've been debunked.
Why do they say it's been debunked?
Because they go, well, they've done this in the past where they've changed the policy
and they said there's more millionaires that came here and you go, well, those would have
came more.
Like you go, you go, but more people moved in and you go, yeah, yeah, well, the fact
that and you go, so that wouldn't have happened if they didn't raise taxes?
You go, no, that still would have happened.
Yeah, do they rent?
Do they own?
No. But you go, that hasn't been debunked because you go, it's literally they go, if you go, a thousand people left and they go, yeah, but a thousand and one, there was new new millionaires. And you're like, well, yeah, but those still would have existed. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, they would have come regardless. Yeah, those still would have come. And they go, no, debunked. Debunked. That's been debunked. Anyways, whatever. That did to me, watch it in this stuff. You're just like crazy. But it doesn't, honestly, I feel like it doesn't affect me. Because if they, if they do something really crazy, I'm just like, bye-bye.
Runs, it's going to be about that hoboken life.
Yeah, I mean, obviously.
It's nice.
Like, if they do anything too crazy, I'm not just like, oh, I got to stick it out.
I'm just a patriot.
I just love.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter.
Like, if New York tried to destroy itself, I would just be like, bye.
For sure.
It's like it doesn't, if they're just like, oh, we're going to tax you at 90%.
You can make it 100% because you're not getting any of it.
It doesn't matter.
Because I'm out.
Yeah.
Of course.
Why already know?
So how much of our friends moved Austin?
You're just like, okay, it's not...
Especially, like,
nice try.
None of this is factory and, you know,
the work from home stuff too.
Or, like, people really don't need to be here.
Right.
Like, people were stuck here for a long time,
and they could do that.
Like, you know, 2019, you're like, yeah, we're doing that.
And people are just like, fuck it, work it.
Yeah, yeah.
Golden Sacks, I have no choice.
I don't know.
It's just, like, kind of funny to watch where this is, like,
it really is, like, the discourse of a fucking nine-year-old.
Yeah.
You hear people, like, doing these, like,
legitimate economic analysis,
and you're like,
I bet you most of the,
like a lot of these people,
I've known in my real life,
I've seen them talk about it.
And if I was like,
how does this supply and demand curve work?
They wouldn't be able to tell you.
But they're like doing economic analysis.
But they're like Broadway though.
We have Broadway.
We have Broadway.
Yeah.
Do you like the Yankees?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
I mean, it's the equivalent of you
being at a party and then people are like,
or you're planning a vent and you go,
okay,
we're doing it at a place a bar that's 20 minutes away, right?
And then we go, I think I'm going to pick a bar that's an hour and a half away.
And you go, I don't think as many people are going to come.
And they go, no, because last time I did something an hour and a half away, Doug still came.
Yeah, Doug still came.
And you go, well, yeah, but less.
Yeah, I debunk that because I did something an hour and a half away and Doug was there.
And they go, well, yeah, but first of all, Doug might not do it again.
And second of all, like, it's more of a hassle, so less people will come.
And they go.
So everybody hates Doug.
But Doug came last time.
Everyone hates Doug.
Also, people don't like that.
He doesn't get invited to a lot of stuff.
And you go, yeah, but less people are going to come
because not that many people want to drive two hours away.
And they go, no, people, they will come.
I've debunked it.
I've debunked that.
All right.
Look at, here's a party an hour and a half away, and people are there.
Yeah.
Like, that is the level of analysis.
Kind of.
All right.
They're just trying stuff.
Let's talk about this minisphere dog because it's fucking hilarious.
You watch it?
Yeah, of course.
Did you watch it?
Yeah.
I mean, I mean,
I did not.
I'll tell you one thing I didn't realize.
And I'm sure.
Did you know who that HS Tiki talk guy was before?
Yeah.
I never heard of him.
Yeah.
I know,
I know probably more of the other guys in here.
I know most of those guys.
He was like the one.
You know who Zerka is?
Yeah.
They got in a fight and it was a big thing.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, he was the only one who I'm like,
I don't know who this guy is.
And he was like kind of a main guy in it.
Probably because he's British and you're not tapped into the British stuff.
Yeah.
I'm not like crazy tapped into who that guy is,
but I hadn't heard of him.
Oh, okay.
I knew the fight.
And he's one of those guys that you just see in clips here and there.
Right.
Well, I mean, that is, the clippers of, that is one of my most annoying things where you reach, you do, you're scrolling through and it's like, big news.
HS Tiki talky.
Yeah.
You know, had to, had to walk out of the club.
And you're just like, what the fuck?
Who cares?
And you're like, and you're like, why did he have to walk out of the club?
Yeah, yeah.
You have to watch it.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, he was, I knew, I think I knew everybody in it, but him.
Right.
I think I knew everybody.
Well, Sneko was in it.
So,
I knew.
And then,
but pretty much I think.
Sneko was kind of saying,
I'm not,
you know,
I'm a politics guy now.
Yeah,
I'm Islam go.
I'm not about that life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I didn't realize the extent
to which it was very much
powered by a,
only fans.
Like it was kind of,
if you think about it,
you're just like,
everyone.
It's just digital pimping.
Yeah,
yeah, yeah.
But in middle of them
kind of run these like only fans agencies.
Like,
that is the business model of all of it.
Yeah.
I mean,
That's like the kind of the least scammy shit that guy does.
He had his like crypto thing and...
Yeah, they're all right.
They're running pretty good.
He's like, why's everybody calling me a scammer?
And you're like, oh, you're scamming people.
Well, this is my kind of argument that I was making a little bit with...
Because really, everyone's flipping out about it.
And there's everyone, you know, there's a lot of people being like, oh, my...
You know, CNN ladies being like, if you watch this documentary, we're going to be in a cage within four weeks.
And first of all, you're like, that was two years ago.
Kids are looks maxing now.
Yeah.
That's not even...
Yeah, this is over.
First of all, it's like over.
Like most of those people,
their views are down fucking 80%.
Right.
So that thing is done.
Uh-huh.
For all intensive purposes,
the kind of, you know,
Andrew Tate Alpha Mill world.
Nothing ever dies completely,
but...
But it's, they've moved on, yeah.
But the more important part...
It's not where the puck is.
Is what I've been saying is everyone...
I know multiple people in my life
that kind of,
we're starting to be about that
where you'll meet a guy
and he'll just be like,
yeah, I fucking...
I'm running my life.
No one tells me what to do.
Like I have so many bitches.
But in reality, then you see them at the corner of the bar being like,
can I just have one more beer, please?
Like how many,
how many dudes kind of say that they do that stuff,
but don't really actually do it?
For sure.
It's kind of, I said the,
I'm just doing a joke where you,
it's like the woman that's like,
I need to date a guy who does this and he's this and he's feminist.
And then who does she actually date?
A wigger who's also racist.
So,
So I've always said like this whole thing's just overblown to shit.
Yeah.
Because guys always take that stuff with like a grain of salt.
Like most of my buddies that even watch that stuff like kind of think it's funny, but they're not actually like.
No.
You know, they're not actually fucking quitting their job to live in a, I have nine wives now and all this sort of shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I don't think a lot of it.
And I mean, yeah, the main thing is, you know, when Andrew Tate blew up was probably when Louis Theroux, which was like four years ago, it was like, we should do a documentary about this.
Right.
And by the time you actually film it and I blah, blah, blah.
it's kind of over.
It moves so fast.
Yeah, it really was like,
I remember some of those clips going viral.
Yeah, of course.
Actually, that's the HS Tiki-T-T thing.
I hate saying that.
God damn it.
HSTT, we'll say.
But that guy,
I remember those Pierce Morgan clips,
or the clips with him going viral
the other day.
Oh, oh, those were, I didn't even know those were old.
Well, yeah, that happened.
When it happened, when he filmed that documentary,
there was all these clips of,
him saying to Pierce Morgan, why don't you say whether you support Palestine?
Oh, right.
I keep mixing up Thoreau and Pierce Morgan.
Some British fuck.
No, it was Pierce Morgan.
Because I saw those.
No, it wasn't Pierce Morgan.
It was Lewis Thoreau.
Oh, Louis Thoreau.
It was in the documentary.
He says to Lewis Thoreau.
Tell me, oh, can you say it's a genocide in Gaza?
Lewis Thoreau doesn't answer.
And he goes, you're fucking bought and paid for, mate.
That was so funny.
I guess.
I remember that going viral at the time years ago.
The timeline, I'd like to know the timeline because Lewis Thoreau made a
Palestine documentary. Well, it was before that.
It must have been, so it must have been before that.
But so I saw that, like, can you, you know, free Palestine?
And, like, he basically made this
documentary that came out, I think, last
year that was, like, super critical of Israel.
He goes all throughout Gaza and the
West Bank, and he's just like,
this is so bad. Well, a year before that, he didn't
want to say the genocide.
Just in the context of he has this
documentary out now, because I saw that, what?
This is weird, but that makes sense.
So I do remember when that happened.
Yeah. I've been laughing at Pierce Morgan,
I always say his business model is just getting wrecked by people.
Yeah.
But it's like he kind of has,
he'll have people on with the most extreme opinions
and then somehow like prove their point.
What I was saying?
He goes, he has a bunch of people on and they'll be like,
women shouldn't be allowed to have phones.
And then you're like, surely he's going to have a good rebuttal to that.
And Pierce Morgan will be like, if they don't have phones,
then how will they text black guys?
How is that a good point?
I think you're making people side
with him.
How will your wife be able to text
other men if she doesn't have a phone?
You're like, whose side is, are you trying to prove his point?
That's funny.
Yeah, he knows what he's doing.
He's a sharp guy.
Yeah, and obviously, I remember I haven't talking to Sniko
about this, and he's sort of, I think he ended up saying this
later on, but I sort of, he was kind of saying to us, like,
why wouldn't you be part of the red pill thing?
And I was like, um, because it's feminism for men.
Like, you know what I mean?
I'm not a fucking activist.
Yeah, it's not actually cool.
I'm not trying to be like some,
have some 11 year old come up to me being like,
you're so fucking cool, man.
Yeah, that's not what I'm going for.
But yeah, so there's feminism for men.
Yeah, and I'm also not an extreme guy.
Well, that's the thing, is that whole world in general
is just constantly being extreme.
And then, you know, the stuff that you said becomes not extreme anymore
because you've said it so much,
then you have to move on to the next extreme thing
and you just have to continue.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
These guys are all just...
So you can sell gambling subscriptions.
Yeah, so you can sell steak
and random gambling stuff and only...
But on the other side,
I do think some of those guys are funny,
so it's not like...
I just never thought...
It would be literally like
your buddy that's like fucking wild.
Yeah.
It doesn't stress me out.
No.
It's sometimes an eye roll.
Correct.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's like, it's not for me.
Sometimes it's like, okay.
But then...
And sometimes it's funny.
Like, it's just...
Like, I'm sure if I had...
like a 10 year old, I wouldn't be pumped if they're like
watching this stuff, but it's like, that's
the parents' responsibility. Depends on who they
were. Like, you know, if you're a kid that like
watches all the streamers, you probably, you know, you
watch this, you watch this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But if that's like the only, you watch it on, then whatever.
Yeah, yeah, if that's like the only thing you're watching.
Well, I don't, listen, I don't want my, I don't know
if I'd love it if your kids,
first of all, the people that are like
getting the subscriptions and stuff like that
to Hustler's University, like yeah,
you wouldn't want your kid to be that guy because it's
Those guys aren't crushing it.
For them to go to an accredited university.
I mean, listen, I wouldn't want my...
I mean, yeah, you don't want your kid to be like 21 years old.
And he's like, I'm so bad at getting pussy.
I need to join Hustlers You.
Yeah, it's like, dude, imagine you...
You're like, what did I teach you about fucking getting snizz, son?
Yeah, but you're the parent who has to be like, you know, you're at Christmas.
And everybody's like, so how's Tommy doing?
It goes, oh, Tommy just got accepted to Hustlers University.
He's doing great.
He just started his first drop ship.
Yeah, he's getting his masters in drop shipping in Hustlers University.
So things are going pretty good for now.
He made $700 last week clipping.
But yeah, it's kind of over.
Their looks maxing now.
But the point that I kind of make is I just, I think it's crazy when they make all these articles where they go, this is, you know, crazy and we think it's bad.
And you go, sure, fine.
It is maybe extreme.
Even if I was give that to you, you go.
And then there's this woman who's, you know, you know.
know, preaching, you know, being fat and feminism and all this sort of stuff. And you go,
and then you go, I think that a lot of times dudes almost can go through an extreme phase
and then go back to normal. Yeah. And I think you know, it's the same reason. I mean, we had it
with jackass where everybody was in shopping carts, right, flying into the walls. And then they
grew up and you don't do that stuff anymore. I don't know anybody who's still doing that. Yeah,
but I think there is a lot of women that were kind of like millennials that got super into that stuff.
end up kind of like, you know, fat and depressed and, and you go, that actually had like more
damage than like some dude I know that got like super into the gym and then actually, then he, as,
as he got it, then he gets a girlfriend and kind of has a job and then he realizes that he doesn't
have time for all that stuff.
And now he's just like, oh yeah, I used to go to the gym more and now I go to the gym less and
I'm just a normal guy.
Yeah, I was just a normal guy.
And you go, yeah, there was a time when I was kind of like maybe dating a lot of girls at
once and I was kind of a dick about it.
And I tried to have like a girlfriend and a side girl.
That didn't really work out well.
And now I'm kind of this.
Also, you know, where there's like a, you know, the other one, it's, uh, it feels like it has,
it's having more, uh, negatives, you know?
So you can't look at them.
Everybody, because that side probably reaffirms their stuff more where if you're like
one of these red pill dudes, you're hanging out with a bunch of normal people.
You start kind of trial ballooning some of these ideas and everybody's like, what the
fuck?
You just weren't.
You realize it doesn't work that great.
And it's a lot of times kind of a hassle.
Yeah.
And a lot, like anything, seeing politics stuff.
It's kind of like, there's certain.
politics things where you go making this like your entire life, you go it benefits other people,
but not you.
Yeah.
And you're kind of following a guy that his point of this is getting rich and your point of
it is kind of like just, you know, I guess helping him get rich, I guess.
Yeah, pretty much.
So if you want to look at things and you go, hey, I think there's kind of too much like extreme
advice, but you go, if you want to look and you go, this is extreme and then all these other
extreme things are actually good.
Like it's actually good to go, you know, be protesting 9,000 times a day.
It's actually good to be fat.
It's actually good.
Yeah.
And you go, either you.
It's, that's, now you're just, you're just the same thing.
Yeah, same thing, yeah.
You're just like, yeah, your thing's also extreme.
And I, that's what kind of annoys me about the, like, mainstream discourse about it.
Should you make a documentary about fat influencers?
Yeah.
Slap on some fake British accents and do the, and then inside the femisphere.
Yeah, inside the femisphere and then the end of it is just all immemoriums.
Yeah, exactly.
No way should start is a, um, a petition for politicians to, uh,
forgive tuition to Hustlers University.
Yeah, it's like the hill to die on.
You're going to do tuition.
What do they call it?
Forgive student loans to Hustlers University.
Student loan forgiveness for Hustlers University.
So I had a couple articles.
Whereas if you kind of look at some of the other stuff that's going on in the world
and why I think is specifically crazy to be able to be like,
this is okay, this is okay, this is okay, this is terrible.
And from my personal experience,
I don't know if you know any guys.
I definitely know a few guys that have gotten,
okay, put it this way.
I've known some people in my normal life
and I'm not talking about people that are making money off it.
I'm talking about people that don't make money off it
that have gotten like crazy into conspiracies.
Oh, buddy.
Yeah, so, well, you're probably thinking about comedians and stuff like that.
I'm talking about my Twitter feed.
Sure, yeah.
But there's people I know in real life that it's just like
it's taken over their, like, world and probably had a negative effect on their life.
Yeah.
I know there's so many different, you know, versions of online discourse that I've seen have
negative effects on people's actual life.
I know a few guys that I kind of, you know, grew up with and people that are younger
than me that got super into, like, almost like the alpha world.
Uh-huh.
And really, it manifested in them just caring a lot about the gym.
Yeah.
Like mostly.
If you're just like, yeah, if you just turn you a gym bro.
They almost became like a guy that's into stocks in the gym.
Sure.
And maybe when they were 22, they were trying to juggle too many women and then realize that that takes too much time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The downsides of that are generally, maybe steroid abuse.
But I guess their argument is like the downside is when they're in high school, they're like calling women bitches and stuff.
That's what I was doing.
Yeah.
But you go and you.
I don't even have a fucking smartphone.
But you go, yeah, okay, you can't do that.
But then you go, you have to do the other.
You can't also say that it's like, then it's, it's completely fine for a woman to be like,
all men are trash.
You go, it's one of the, you go, if you want to make a truce between the two sides.
There's going to be no truth.
But it's like a relationship, you know, you have to, you got to try some stuff.
There's got to be a truce.
That's the thing is you got to try some things.
Like sometimes, you know, you do some stuff.
You go, yeah, it wasn't, it's not right for me.
Uh-huh.
Right.
Like, you know, maybe I don't want to be this guy who's just like doing steroids and live in a gym.
but I like to work out.
And you know,
you figure out the spot that works out for you and, you know.
And then you go,
and you like to go on Reddit and get fat.
And maybe.
And I'm sure you accidentally clicked on the like,
you know,
get healthy subreddit by accident.
And you go,
this is for me actually.
I know that you like to go on TikTok and collect mental illnesses that you have
that the world needs to.
I know how you like to go on TikTok and tell everyone that you're not normal.
Also,
they need to be treated like it's normal.
Right.
Yeah.
I'm not sure a lot of those people came around too.
Did you read that 50% of all relationship advice on Reddit?
Someone did a crazy, like 10-year...
Well, it was like AI.
Yeah, yeah.
Someone did an AI...
Basically, the AI models are being trained on, like, bad Reddit relationship advice.
50% of all relationship advice on Reddit is to leave the relationship.
Right.
And the AI is being trained on us.
So then if you ask AI, what should I do with this relationship?
It's basically...
Hey, I caught my husband going to the gym to.
much. Right. What should I do? And it's like leave him. Leave him. Yeah. Leave him. Get full custody of the kids
and leave him. So what's more having more radical, you know, effect on people's lives?
Yeah. We know what we have? We have a prioritization problem in this country of when we're looking
at what problems are. I mean, everybody's, you know, everybody kind of, you know, makes their
problems, their biggest problems, I guess, you know. Like everyone. But it's, well, I would say it's
not even their problems. They make their political pet projects. The, yeah, the biggest
issue. Right. Yeah, yeah.
I mean, dude, I even saw, what did I see?
When I was in Fort Worth, there was an abortion
rally in Fort Worth.
I'm like, you guys won.
I don't even know what they were protesting.
Oh, protesting abortions.
No, not anti-abortion. Or like, yeah,
anti-abortion. Anti-abortion protest.
Oh, they want a federal law, but yeah, like, yeah,
you already don't have them. There is. You guys won.
I guess, yeah, maybe they want a federal law. You be like, you're in Texas.
Like, they don't even have
rape and incest exceptions in Texas.
I looked it up.
If you're like, you guys won.
I don't even know what you were protesting.
Hmm.
There's still, you know, they go, I was born protesting abortion.
I'm going to die protesting abortion.
That is strange.
You had to protest after you won.
Yeah, you like, you guys won and like, that was years, several years ago you won.
It's kind of like having a no George Bush protest right now.
I don't know, maybe, because I think maybe they have a, maybe they have like,
it's up for debate again or something.
I don't, I don't know.
Or maybe they're, uh, you know, it's probably like two weeks or something or three.
weeks and maybe they're like it has to be zero like like like no plan B that's like you know they're like
we can't we don't even want you to be able to get plan B crazy always forget they like austin's like that
yeah well legally I feel like them you know the people who live in Austin probably pretty in favor of abortion
no but I'm just saying like I always forget technically yeah but I mean I guess you know there's just
you didn't go to different it just was weird like what are you even protesting for that is strange
yeah people like their stuff you know makes them feel comfortable
Well, I guess in Canada, they kind of have like anti-abortion.
They have like pro-abortion rallies, stuff like that.
Right.
And you're just like, it's not going anywhere.
Yeah, it's not going anywhere.
Well, but at least they could have the fantasy of it.
So, you know, some guy hardliner coming in.
But couldn't you make the same argument that they have the fantasy in Texas that they're going to take it back?
I guess.
I don't know.
I guess it will at some point.
Potentially.
Well, I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know if, I don't know if Texas will ever.
I mean, dude, I was like doing a joke about the Iran War.
People were pretty pumped about it in Texas.
Right.
You know, whereas, like, they were pretty fired up.
I was just in Philly.
I don't think people were pumped about it.
People were pretty fired up in Texas about the Iran war.
They're, like, stoked.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It's one of those things where you, is that kind of the point you're making where
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People on Twitter are like, nobody wants this war.
You're like, people want this war.
Right.
It's in their fucking DNA for some Americans to want this shit.
I know some people that do.
Yeah.
I know some people that do from different reasons.
But like, you know.
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But you know, there's some people who are in favor of it, but their opinions are like moderated.
Yeah.
You know, where they're like, but.
Yeah.
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By the way, I don't know if you saw Mark Andreessen went super viral because
so Mark Andreessen, who's a dorkess?
of the year, right?
Conan.
He has Conan.
Yeah, he's Conan.
But he's doing an interview with someone and he goes, I have no introspection.
Did you see the clip?
Yeah, yeah, I saw the clue.
So basically they're asking them.
It's the time.
It's a time.
And honestly, this is the part that I was like saying I like about the tech guys.
Yeah.
Just the fucking, because there's something, it just makes people so mad.
Yeah.
Like he just goes, you know, I've had zero introspection.
He goes, you never think about the past.
He goes, no, it has.
zero point. I never am introspective. I move on. I never think about it. In word.
And obviously people are losing their minds. Yeah. Well, it's classic like tech bro optimizing.
Yeah. Yeah. Like, where can I shave off 1% of my like productivity losses? You go,
you know, I spent a little time being introspective. That was a complete waste of time.
I could have been spending that vibe coding. I honestly, that one just makes me laugh because
you know how much it just fucking pisses. It's kind of, you know what I mean? It's the type of shit you say to,
I've said some certain things like that to a woman
just like honestly kind of just trying to get under a skin
Sure
Being like you know I don't think about stuff like that
It's a waste of time
You know what I mean
It's just because there's obviously some truth to it where you go
In real life
There it's probably makes you a less likable and rounded person
To never think about anything
But you go in a certain high performance space
There is a benefit of like
I cut all this shit out of my life
life. I don't, I don't worry about fucking friends. I don't do this. I don't do this.
He's just like, I don't think about stuff. He's just like a rapper. He's just like, yeah,
what do you think about? Just getting money. No days off. I only think about getting money. And in a
certain high performance spaces, that's actually true, right? Like, there is a lot of people like,
and to be honest, I think that. Snoop Dogg's not super introspective either. I've had,
I don't know if you've ever had points in your life where you're really, you know, just for
maybe way too long, like a year or something. It's just, I remember, like, maybe when
I was doing the Ron Long's Challenge, for example, or something like that, where you're just like,
that was like all I ate, slept and breathed for, you know, nine months.
And really, really, that's all I was doing, right?
I had that with eating.
Yeah, with eating.
Exactly.
But you come out of that kind of being like, this is definitely, like, done some damage to myself
as a person.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That I need to sort of take a few months to, like, iron myself back to a human.
Yeah.
But at the time, it was like, it was actually.
serving me.
Right.
Yeah, you're like,
I haven't been in the gym
in nine months.
Yeah, like being a top.
I was like so dialed into this one thing.
Yeah.
I've been neglecting things that I should be doing.
Or being like a UFC fighter and you're just like for the last three months I've kind
to turn to myself.
And you know, Tyson talks a lot about that.
Like the headspace that I put myself in helped me there and made me worse everywhere
else, right?
Yeah.
So there is something about like being a singular focus person just cutting everything out.
But like basically the idea that like balance is bad is sort of true.
in a certain like 1% high performance space
and makes women
fucking skin crawl
for sure yeah I mean
because it's sort of a religion that
pro athletes and stuff who are like yeah I have to
all my mental energy has to just be dedicated
to this one thing I don't have time for
bullshit
it's also a better short term plan than it is a long term plan
because it's more of sprinter mentality
yeah it's sprinter mentality you're like I'll come back to this
but now is just not the best use of my time
Well, yeah, and there is, and you, I do argue.
Working on my emotional intelligence.
Emotional intelligence, but also certain things like people go, oh, you haven't, you know,
I need time for friends and relationships and stuff like that.
But there is true that you can, you know, then I'll sort that out later.
And people are like how and you go, yeah, what do you mean?
I'll sort it with my relationship situation later and make that.
Yeah.
Then I'll put a, that'll be my priority.
Then I'll focus on.
Sure.
I mean, it really is like multitasking for a singular tasking.
But the moral of the story is it drives people nuts.
Because the religion is...
Especially when you hear from the tech guy.
I need work-life balance and they're like, no, you don't.
And they go, I do though.
And you go, I don't have it.
I'm fine.
And they go, you're not fine.
Well, I'm doing.
I'm fucking billionaire.
Idiot.
Right.
So it just kind of makes me laugh because it's like, it's just a funny way to like poke
people.
You're like, hey, no, whatever's good for you.
I'm just saying that I've had success by being completely unbalanced.
Sure.
And you could do that too.
But if you need your balance, that's fine.
And they go, no, everyone.
Everyone needs that, you know.
Yeah, of course.
You see the Jeffrey Epstein thing that came out to his chick where he's like no arguments
during the week.
No, Monday to Friday, no arguments whatsoever.
He's like, save that shit for the weekend.
He's like, you got to go to the gym four times a week.
That's mandatory.
Don't buy ugly stuff for the house.
Fair.
Yeah.
I think there was one other one.
But the best was he's just like, yeah, no, any bullshit you have weekends.
That's very funny.
Diled in.
Jeff is dialed in during the week.
I've had a lot of arguments in my life over me saying that I'm not in the zone to think about that right now.
I'm in work mode right now.
I do, yeah, because I'll be thinking about, and I've had, that's a lot of arguments I've had
because my argument is sort of that I say sometimes I'm thinking about like a bigger thing.
Like a, and a lot of times solving like a bigger problem essentially required.
is you're almost like holding a bunch of plates,
you know what I mean?
And then you're kind of thinking about this,
and then you're trying to solve this problem.
And when someone starts bothering you about something else,
you drop all the plates.
Yeah.
So that, when someone's like,
hey, would you be able to do this thing,
you know, at this time?
And I go, I can't think about that right now.
And I feel like I've had a lot.
I've had to really put my foot down in my life about those things.
My grandma died and goes,
yeah, we can talk about that on Sunday afternoon.
That is kind of how it feels like.
to them.
And there's probably been a few that have been pushing it into that territory.
Because I have an hour on Sunday, if that works for you to discuss this.
She's like, it's Tuesday.
If there's one thing I know about women is they really don't like being slotted in.
No.
No.
But you have to, but you go, what's the other option?
Yeah, yeah, just like take a two hour break to do it.
Any time, any whim that you have, you can interrupt my thinking.
Yeah.
Yeah, these have been some fights that I've had.
But I mean, at some point, it's like, okay, well, I'm pretty non-negotiable on this, you know?
Yeah.
And you came in, like, you know, when people come into your life.
Sure.
And you go, this is something that I do non-negotiable.
Yeah.
And there is maybe times where I'll have to work around this.
Like, let's say you have a bunch of kids.
Like, it's going to be hard.
You know, you're going to have to, at that point, you go, you have to be the change
where you go, I will put myself in a situation where no one can access me.
Yeah.
As opposed to put it on them.
Post your phone.
Yeah.
And you have to, as opposed to putting in a situation.
where you go, hey, you have to know not to try that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right.
But that isn't, this isn't that time.
This is a time where, anyways, biggest fight.
The do not disturb sign is a fight, dude.
You have a little like the hotel hangar, like the door, hotel door hanger.
Can you not read?
I do fight the battles though, man.
Yeah, sometimes you got to.
What's the other option?
I'm like, listen, I have to do this.
What I'm doing?
like you don't have to and I guess you're like that's the harder part where they're like
you don't oh you don't have to and you're just like that that's true but I have to believe I
have to because if I don't believe I have to then it's loser talk it is loser talk once you're
literally you're just like you have to send her Andrew Tate's best fucking hits and then this isn't
the more dirk Nowitzky coach type shit you got to give her just like uh go watch all these
videos and then get back to me go watch some fucking bomba videos you sit down with me and you
watch an hour and a half talk with me about Michael Jordan and then
after we finish this hour and a half doc
you tell me how if it's still important to bother me
and she was like, you just took an hour
and a half off.
Look, Michael Jordan's kids hate him.
He's divorced. Six-time NBA champion.
Any questions? Any questions?
Billionaire.
Any questions.
The world is littered
with men with a happy relationship,
kids that love them, and broke.
Broke.
Brokies.
There's going to be people saying good things
at me and my funeral.
Won't be there.
I'll be buried with my championship rings.
Don't give a shit.
Wolverine style.
Yeah, that's why I was making me laugh.
But the other side of you're like these fucking autistic tech guys.
I know.
Yeah.
It's definitely stuff the two in your little world.
Like when you're meeting with probably CEOs,
it is them just one-upping themselves.
Like, you know, I don't even take break for coffee because it's a waste of time.
And you're just like, I've never thought about the past ever.
I'm wearing a diaper.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, it's like, the real deal.
The real deal.
This guy's shits in a diaper.
Yeah, you guys never fucking takes a day off.
He goes, yeah, literally like he has like a fucking pie chart of how much time you spend
on the toilet.
Yeah, yeah.
He goes, see that pie chart of you shitting?
That's me working.
And then they take that outside of the world to normal.
people and they're just like, you fucking
psychopath. I don't like taking a shit sometimes.
It's a nice little break.
I at least know when I'm
saying that stuff to people, I'm pissing
them off. Of course. I'm almost needling them.
Yeah, you're needling them. Yeah.
You're not like, you're not fully bought
in. No, you, well,
you know what? It's more that I
think that it's true that
there is a level of like high performance that requires
that. You can also be
a top 20% person
and have tons of free time. Yeah.
And you know what I mean?
Shit all you want.
Shit all you want.
And then on top of that, I also, uh, I also kind of know that they're the normal one.
Right.
You know what I mean?
But I more importantly know that being like, you know, people that are like, I need, you know, time to decompress and stuff like that.
I also know that if you want to chill, you're allowed to chill, do not pretend that this is completely necessary.
Right.
Yeah.
You're not like chilling from what.
Right.
so that's
I guess that didn't fit it totally into my
pitch that I'm saying right now
you need more like if this ever happens
if you're this person
just every day just one more
Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan poster
going up on the wall
until just the walls of your house
are just covered with them
Kobe crying over the fucking
yeah yeah yeah
just crying holding the championship
I love watching sports docs and getting hyped up
oh yeah I mean the stuff of Kobe
where you know he was the best player in the world
and someone would be like yeah I went to go train with
And he's like, meet me at the gym at 6 o'clock
And I show up and he's like, yeah, I've been here for four hours.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's like, already's like, why you've already been here for four hours?
I also love to though.
Like, applying sports stuff to art doesn't or, you know, creative spaces doesn't work that much
because a lot of times creative spaces, you can't just bully it.
There has to, a lot of headspace stuff.
It's not just getting, it's not muscle.
Time in, time out, yeah.
But it is funny, like watching a sports documentary and getting fucking hyped up.
And then the thing you do is so not sports.
Fucking right.
I'm going to fucking read the best jokes in the world.
You fire up Excel.
Ayatollah's gay.
What would that look?
Did anyone hear the Ayatollah is gay?
Look around the room.
Backspace.
Perthesis, look around the room.
No days off.
Crowd work here.
No days off.
fucking lock the fuck in you cannot have any distractions what is the deal with hot dogs
it's not hot and it's not a dog is it a sandwich is a hot dog is a hot dog a sandwich
is for you cobi top five things to say to a woman cop I'm making oh this is my best one
top five things to say when you meet your girlfriend's parents.
And one is, are you good at giving head to or she get it from her mom?
That one was making me laugh.
Locked in.
But yeah, so there's lots of problems on the other side too.
My Andreessen thing was sort of a detour.
Like in, you know, in all the countries where they're mothering people, the rest of people for memes.
probably my favorite one of that recently was there was a guy that they busted into his house
to arrest him for his gamer tag his gamer tag and the gamer tag was ching chong china man
that's a tough gamer tag right and they're just like this is not okay this guy's going to get
fine jail yep yeah and then they get to his house and he's Asian
imagine how stupid udo reverse how stupid they look yeah he's in the chair yeah
Are you Ching Chong?
And he has a full, like, British accent?
Oh, yeah.
What took you so long?
What took you so long?
I'm doing Japanese.
I can only do Japanese.
Sorry, fellas.
Yeah, that's great.
But I did say that when people,
on St. Patrick's Day,
as in when people are saying that Irish people
were, like, calling an Irish person a colonizer,
when it's the different type of white people.
It's like me, you're going up to Chinese guy
and demanding you apologize for Pearl Harbor.
You know.
Yeah.
Did you see that Pearl Harbor thing, Trump said?
Insane.
One of the craziest things.
They're like, why didn't you want to tell Japan about this, like, war in Iran?
He's got to know what that sneak attacks.
Yeah.
Well, they didn't tell us about Pearl Harbor.
You know, those attack against America.
It's a woman, too.
She's just, like, not even born at the time of Pearl Harbor.
She was born 20 years later.
And he's like, well, I didn't tell us about Pearl Harbor.
So guess we're square.
Guess we're square.
Insane.
Insane.
could hotwifing save your marriage?
So, yeah, to normal people.
Yeah, hotwifing's back.
And this is our second hotwifing that we've had.
Yeah, but this is in the context of this is the type of shit that, you know,
people are getting that it's ruining their life a lot more than go to the gym too much.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
And they're trying to say this is like a slam dunk save your marriage too.
This is, what are the stats?
Hot wifing, these guys are taking their smoke shows on the road.
Men who are married to bombshells aren't keeping them under wraps.
Do you know a lot of people that have their shit really under control
whether life is not a mess that also have tons of people fuck their wife?
Do you know one?
No.
I mean, the thing is, is when we talk about stuff like this,
there's probably people we know who maybe do this and we just don't know about it.
It's possible.
I mean, maybe the Swingers Party thing a bit, but like the idea that it's most, like,
I can think that there's some guys that are like kind of bored
and they're like,
hey, let's go do this thing
so I can fuck other people
and I guess you can fuck my wife.
But the people that are actually
that's their thing to get their wife fucked,
it's like the only ones I know like that
are basically gay guys.
Ah, yeah.
Yeah, I personally don't know anybody.
I mean, I'm dubious of the,
bisexual dudes.
Yeah, the 71% figure credit
hot wifing with improving their sex lives.
That's pretty high.
Yeah, well, it causes a mess for most people.
It's a mess. I would think it's below 10%.
Well, the problem is they probably did this study and they asked people in the hot
wife and community who are all about that life.
Right.
And you go, yeah, the ones that have ruined their life aren't like in the hot life in
community doing your study.
Yeah, they didn't do your study, probably.
And they're, you know, it's like obviously ridiculous.
Yeah.
You go, for most normal people, this isn't going to have a positive effect on their life.
It's gonna fucking- hell no.
This is literally last ditch before you break up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like this is last ditch attempt to save the relationship.
Right.
So this kind of shit has probably just as much of a
negative effect or more than the guy telling you to work out a more.
Yeah.
Or a guy saying like you should have a, you should convince your wife to let you have another wife.
You go, yeah, that's going to be an uphill battle.
You're going to be fighting for the rest of your life.
It's like that that's going to be a, you know, not saying it's impossible.
No.
Not impossible, but it's possible.
You're just saying, just like this isn't impossible.
It's like, yeah, people live alternative lifestyles.
Yeah.
But it's, you know, probably it's hard to, hard.
Yes, it's hard.
It's tough.
And like what age?
You know, maybe, you know, I mean, you know, I'm.
sure there's an age where maybe if you're over like 60 or something where it's kind of
who gives a shit yeah i get that's i'm saying i could see that yeah i could see that but like if
you're 30 been married for two years and but the part that you're not stoked that your wife's
banging you're stoked that you're banging correct and part of that is you also have to have your
wife banging right yeah and maybe you're like really you know out there and you just love the idea
of some guy you know i guess just cuck shit i don't think it's as much of that yeah maybe in their
tiny little community.
Yeah.
Some fraction.
That's my pitch anyway.
Yeah.
I'm like to say that, you know, people do role playing and everyone does role playing jokes.
That my role play is I like the girl to be a secretary.
Pretty, I do a simple role playing.
I like the girl to be a secretary.
And then I dress up as a CEO who has the most important meeting of his career in 25 seconds.
Needs to blow off a little steam before the big pitch.
Japanese conglomerate
And time is of the essence
Of the essence
Get sucking
Yeah
Come on come on
Come on
Come on
You know that girl
Lindy West
Yeah
So she's like fat
polyamorous chick
She's been telling all the chicks
They need to be polyamorous
Which is again
No different
From what the
I forget the guy's name
Andrew Tate's friend
That's in the Manisphere documentary
He's friend
He's like sort
they were all polyamorous for the most of them are those yeah but there was a guy that was uh forget this guy's name
tate wasn't really he's kind of like a jacked white dude tate's friend or it's just tiki tucky's friend no he's okay there's
sneeco andrew tate fresh and fit yeah then there was another guy the white guy
Andrew waller something oh Andrew waller yeah yeah is his name man yeah yeah yeah something Justin waller
Justin waller right yeah sorry I forgot about him well um but that guy's telling you like oh you should have your
wife let you be with other guys.
Lindy West has been pitching that to women forever being like, you know, you should be with other
people.
And then basically she wrote a piece recently being like, fucking wasn't great.
Oh, really?
I was being abused.
I was being abused.
But you see the photo?
It's just like one black guy and these like three fucking nasty brads.
She's like being part of a harem was more massages.
Yeah.
It wasn't the empowerment.
But she was that though.
It's so funny.
because this guy's being like,
I should be allowed to have three wives.
And they're like, that's bad.
And this girl's like,
I'm one of three women in a polyamination.
I'm the 2 a.m. call.
But it's empowering.
It's just like,
well, how is it that much different?
Well, that was like the critique of the feminist stuff for a while.
So you're like, yeah,
you're just kind of making chicks into horrors.
Yeah.
And you're telling them it's awesome.
You're just some guy's guy number four now.
Yeah.
And thinking, this is wicked.
For the guy who has you as guy number four and doesn't care.
Yeah, who really doesn't care.
Yeah.
You know what?
The desperate, okay, here's another one.
The desperate upsetting problem that bruised between so many single mothers and their sons,
no one talks about it, says you psychologist named Elizabeth McKay,
and it's time to confront the unsayable.
And her pitch is that all the alpha males have no dads.
Interesting.
I don't think that's true.
Yeah, I don't think that's true.
I think she's just like, yeah, well, you have no dad.
Well, she's like, Andrew Tate's dad wasn't really around.
So she's just like, you know, guys need dads.
Let's speak out of dad.
Yes, he got out of dad.
Patient dude, I think.
Yeah.
So she's just like, if there were more, if there were less single parent households,
there would be less.
I think the moral of the story she's trying to say is women need to do a better job
picking their spouse.
That probably goes for everybody, yeah.
That's good advice.
Hey, guys, do a better job picking your spouse.
If you're wrong, it will destroy you.
I was kind of thinking there is almost a thing.
went, okay, if you saw, like, if your buddy was with a crazy chick or whatever, right?
Uh-huh.
Most of the time, like, okay, let's say you had a buddy that was with like a really crazy chick.
You'd probably know very quickly.
And then if he was like, she came and trashed my house, like, you might publicly be like,
yeah, women are crazy.
But really, you're like, yeah, you do.
You pick the fucking crazy bitch, you know what I mean?
A chick from The Bachelor?
You see the whole Bachelorette stuff?
Yeah, exactly.
I've seen that kind of shit many times.
Yeah, there's like some psycho throwing a stool around.
That's it.
That was a scene that you're like, that doesn't, yeah, I've seen women.
I don't even flinch scene.
I didn't flinch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but once you're on video,
this isn't some one off thing.
We go, wow.
Yeah, and maybe, and maybe it's one of those,
it's, you're like, it's one of those relationships.
Yeah.
Where, you know, two crazy people,
the fucking dudes this and that,
the girl's this and that,
and you're like, two psychos, they found each other.
Dude, I dated this girl, like, very briefly.
And when I first moved here
and she was on that show,
naked and afraid.
Really?
Yeah, we went on like two dates.
And then I looked her.
up online because I was like curious and there was a news story about her and her firefighter boyfriend
and she basically called the cops on him saying he was like threatening to kill her and then so he was
like charged and then she tried to say like oh I was just mad and it was all a lie but they wouldn't
like withdraw the charges because of like some domestic violence laws and like whatever state she was
in basically ruined this guy's life.
Did he go to jail?
I don't know.
I didn't follow up that much, but it was like on the news, and I'm like, this is the girl I just wanted to date with.
Was she weird or normal?
I mean, she reminded me a lot of that chick from Bachelorette.
Yeah.
Kind of looked like her, too.
I was just like, cool.
Hilarious.
But chicks are fucking nuts, man.
They'll destroy you.
Yeah, but the actual truth is.
Like, guys will kill you.
Women will just destroy you.
Destroy you.
Destroy your life.
They won't end your life.
but I think that you'd
be able to be like
yeah there's 20% of women are crazy
which I think a lot of times chicks
will take this like 5% of men
and then be like this is men
as opposed to being able to be like
you know what I mean? Right yeah yeah and then almost
compartmentalize it but I guess the argument I'm making is
more of the time they're almost punishing the
normal guys for the crazy guys
Of course. Whereas I think and maybe I'm wrong
but I think that I don't treat
like a normal woman like
the crazy woman
Yeah and I don't
I mean, look, back to this, like, it is obviously better to have both your parents.
Like, I think that's probably safe to say.
Yeah.
Like, just, that's an obvious statement.
You're like, yeah.
I don't know if that turns every, I know a lot of people.
Well, it's probably one of those things where they're like, yeah, maybe that's.
Dads and they're not fucking alpha male influencers.
But you go, well, that's maybe a factor, though.
That's maybe like a 4% factor.
There's probably a lot of other things that are factors as well.
Yeah, exactly.
You're kind of just, you're making a theory out of one small part of it.
Yeah, one thing.
And you're like, well, if you test this, this probably falls apart.
very quickly.
Yeah,
yeah.
Yeah.
But yeah,
it's,
uh,
it's,
it's,
it's interesting to kind of be like,
oh,
I'll see women like all the time post something where it'll be like a guy.
It'll be like a,
a Muslim guy and fucking Uzbekistan beats up and his wife and they go,
see,
this is the problem with me.
Right.
It's like,
they can't like,
you know.
Yeah.
Well,
they're,
they're,
they're more like the media.
Yeah.
It's more like the media.
They're choosing to be obtuse.
You know they have all the things where,
when a woman
is walking through
like a parking lot or whatever
you're supposed to like check in the back seat
because a lot of times guys
will wait in the back seat
and like strangle him.
I wonder if I was kind of thinking
like I wonder if a woman's ever
looked in the back seat
like saw a guy
and then what happens?
Does he go like
ah!
You're one of those, huh?
Okay.
Well played.
Well played.
Takes off the gloves.
It's like awkward.
He's like,
the child locks are on
can you open the door
you might open the door
I had to
I kind of broke the lock
when I jimmied myself in here
kind of stuck in here
so
right
yeah
like I already
you look in the thing
and you see a guy
and he goes
yeah
I mean
I
boom
do do do do do do
do do do do do
do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do do
I'm curious how many times
something I had
actually happened.
Yeah, that's what I'm wondering.
Fairly rare.
Yeah, I think it's fairly rare.
Yeah, it's like one of those things where it's happened twice and now every woman's scared
about it.
Here's a crazy one.
Australian judge releases Vietnamese man who filmed dozens of women in the bathroom
because he isn't sure about his gender.
So interesting excuse by this guy.
Work, though, that's the thing is he hired out of, you know, probably some big shot attorney
and the attorney's like, I think I might have a way out of this for you.
Yeah, I think we fucking put P-cams in 150 bathrooms.
and then the jokes on him
because if he just would have used my burqa strategy
he's incredible
literally would have been fine
and he's a slight man too
so you just cut that's an easy thing
you have so much cranking room
and yeah yeah
he just put P-cams
and then his lawyer was like he was on
he was in the women's bathrooms
because he was unsure of his gender
yeah
and the judge was just like
ah you got me
fair enough my friend
well played
do you think that the
the other guy's lawyer just stands up
now he's slamming the table
he goes ah he's good
am I boy am I a girl
dude and that sets a precedent too right
like that's the law works so now that's a precedent
so then other people see that and they go
oh oh there's gonna be a guy just sitting up shop
he's got like a full camera studio he's in the bathroom
carry on don't know if I'm boy or girl what else you need to know
I think I'm a chick anyways
can you do that again
she goes I can't figure out the gender carry on
I mean, if you want, we can go to court, do the whole rigum roll,
or we could just cut to the chase, take your shit,
and I'll get my pick, and we'll both move on.
Plugging my light, it got unplugged.
Just that outlet right over there.
I'm going to call the cops.
I mean, we could do that.
We could do the whole rigumeral, the kitten caboodle,
or we could just skip the bullshit and give me my pick, take your shit.
You know, I'm a law, lady.
You know, I'm a woman.
I know my rights.
I'm a woman.
Hear me click.
despite his guilty pleas, the court let 23-year-old off without conviction explaining.
He was in the female toilets because he wasn't sure about his gender.
So I actually was reading this and I thought he was going to say like a fish out of water thing where in my country this is normal.
When I was reading it, I thought that this was going to be because sometimes they'll do that where they go, oh, I didn't know that rape was illegal.
They did have a few of those.
They have a few of those in the UK where they go, he didn't know this was wrong.
But he didn't even go, yeah, he didn't go, I didn't know what this is.
wrong. Maybe that was the second line of defense.
And both, thank you, honestly, I just want to thank you
guys for telling me.
Lesson learned. You'll, you'll see
this face? Last time you're going to see it.
Wish I met you last week.
Never see this again. You'll never
see this face again because now I know.
So, I mean, if
you guys were just, I mean, now, while we're on the topic,
does anyone buy a camera?
Because, I mean, I get, I have no use for this
anymore. Anyway, I'll see you guys there. They go, sit down.
Catch you guys on the
flip, hey? I appreciate. I just want to say, thank you.
She tried to shake the hand in the other lawyer.
And I mean, he wants to be a doctor. That's the thing, too.
This guy's trying to be a doctor in
Australia. But I mean,
I guess the point I
keep trying to make is what's done
more damage to women? These lawyers,
you know, this kind of
nonsense. Or a guy that's going to the gym too much.
Of course.
And then another one. A mom
19 influencer culture. It's another
thing that's been doing damage. Allegedly
filmed upbeat TikTok dance in the hospital.
Well, weeks old baby was dying
from abusive head trauma.
And is that not fucking...
She's dancing with the baby and shakes the baby
and it dies?
Yeah. And then did a TikTok
with dancing with the baby in the hospital.
Literally like, is this content?
It's like, no, your baby dying's probably not content.
Young parents in Washington facing murder charges
after the death of their baby. Investigator
said the mother filmed the TikTok dance.
she has seen slowly dancing in the bathroom of NC's hospital
with what can be prescribed as upbeat music playing in the background
Timothy Shalimey really gotten shit at the Oscars
to a wife for saying that opera and ballet suck
That was one of the biggest, it is crazy how much
Because when the female hive mind fucking turns on you
You're cooked
I know everybody he was the biggest Hollywood darling
And then he's darling
Darling dare talk shit about
opera and ballet.
Says he doesn't want to do opera
because it's kind of like dying
and you can't, you know.
Which it is.
But I've never seen them.
It was 10,000 articles by like,
he's not all,
he's cracked up to be.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean,
people were saying,
their women scorned when they turn on a guy.
Oh,
yeah.
You haven't noticed that?
I know.
But it's like,
it's crazy the extent to which like,
once the,
once the like blob turns on a dude,
you're fucking cooked.
How many female audience is a real dangerous game?
Oh, big time.
Yeah, yeah.
You're walking on eggshells the entire time for sure.
I mean, yeah, literally they loved him.
And then he just talked shit about opera, which I'm sure and ballet, which I'm sure none of them even care about.
Like, they probably don't even care about it, but they're like, someone told them it was the thing to care about it.
Yeah, they go, well, don't you know how many women opera and ballet employ?
I don't even know how.
Yeah, was that even the argument?
I was having trouble figuring out why they're mad.
Dude, ballet is like, that shit is so niche.
Like, you never know what's going to be your thing, eh?
No, no.
That crosses the line.
I know.
And he was just doing some, what was it?
Like some town hall with Matthew McConaughey.
It was just like some off, you know, off the cuff thing he said.
They're like, this man is over.
Over.
Yeah.
Timothy Shalameh's over party.
Right.
Oscars is, I've said it once.
I'll say it again.
Actors gives themselves awards every 15 minutes.
Yeah.
They love giving the awards.
Every 15 minutes actors are giving themselves awards.
They love it.
I mean, they need some recognition.
It's not enough to be famous and rich.
Yes.
They need a statue.
Did you watch sinners, by the way, before we move on to the Patreon?
I haven't seen sinners.
I haven't seen Marty Supreme.
I'm not watching Marty Supreme.
I decided.
Yeah, I might...
I might give it a watch at some point.
But sinners I watched...
Is it good?
That's fine.
I mean, I guess it's one of those movies where I didn't realize the extent...
To be honest, I watched it as just like another movie.
I was like, it was all right.
But I didn't realize the extent to which it was supposed to be, like, revered as this, like, masterpiece.
Okay.
And when they start talking about how much of a masterpiece,
piece it was. It was like it was I didn't even I guess I'd seen it wrong because I almost thought it was
supposed to be goofy like I thought this because I guess the my issue with it. Yeah. It was like yeah
it was kind of a cool movie but at the same time it was so corny. It was like all I it was like a
white people bad thing or whatever yeah where you know the white people were vampires and they
keep coming to the door and if they let the white vampires into the they're going to be the worst or
whatever and then they go back in time and they show how like black people invented music through
the time. So they're time traveling and the guy keeps trying it. He time travels and invents different
types of music and it was like Bruce Campbelly if you ask me. Yeah. Yeah. It was like kind of like,
Evil Dead type shit. I've, in my mind I was watching like this campy movie. But it would be like
if I watched Evil Dead and you're like, oh, that was kind of wacky. And then afterwards they're
telling you like how much of how this is like changing the discourse on, you know, racial
racial discourse or whatever.
And so it's supposed to be profound,
but in my mind it was like,
this was like wacky.
Interesting.
I knew it was like the white people were the vampires.
But like it wasn't even this like complex imagery
or complex like allegory.
It was very much like the white people are bad
because they're the vampires.
And they're trying to get in and remember how much money
get out made?
Yeah, I thought it was like in the get out territory.
Sure, which also won best act.
best picture, I think.
Yeah, I guess it's, yeah.
To me, I was just like, I didn't, I honestly didn't know that this was in the minds of a lot of
people.
Just like the best movie ever.
This brilliant piece of cinema.
I thought it was kind of like a campy horror.
Well, usually if it's, you know, if you think that, then it probably is not, it's not the best
movie ever.
It's just, it was fine.
I lean more towards you being right.
If I'm thinking about it in terms of like how profound it was, I would go, yeah, I guess not
that much.
I don't know.
If I'm thinking of in terms of like,
kind of a fun movie to watch.
Like,
as long as you're,
you're like,
that was entertaining.
Yeah.
If the,
yeah,
it was,
it was,
I don't know,
it was kind of funny.
Yeah.
Like,
whatever,
the,
I'll watch us.
I,
you know,
obviously it was the,
the,
the whole thing was the white vampires
always ruining the party,
but whatever.
I don't know,
whatever.
Yeah.
It's like,
it's like watching
your,
like,
black comedian friend
do,
like,
his set about how white people
are bad or whatever,
but it's funny.
I don't know.
Yeah,
yeah,
Yeah, it's fine.
But if someone was like, that was such a hot take and you're just like, I've seen that,
it was like the, it was like the take.
Yeah.
That's just like the standard thing right now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's just the thing that gets, you know, does well.
Yeah.
Anyways, we got a whole bunch more to talk about on the Patreon.
Every week, bonus episode.
Patreon.com slash the boys cast, premium episode.
I stand corrected.
See you guys in Madison next weekend.
And, next Pittsburgh.
We'll do our other day.
I just do the next one.
Yeah, peace.
