The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Ireland Burns & The Pope Goes Trans! & Blackface Criminals

Episode Date: December 1, 2023

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Recently Pope Francis went out to dinner with 120 trans women, but some have been left confused with his statement because when asked about the trans dinner, he replied by saying, Trans? Yeah, right. Good one. Trust me, those ladies were all women, and I had 120 of them all to myself. Yes, sir, you heard that right. I know I took a vow of celibacy, but no one said I couldn't look, and the guns on the one on my lap were so nice I peeped him twice. At this point one of the bishops started ushering the Pope towards the back room and asking the reporters to leave before whispering, do not ruin this for him. My man had a good night with 120 beautiful ladies and that's all that matters. Isn't that right, Francis? Before turning to the Pope to say, he just means that all women came from Adam's rib, technically. So at one point was a man nothing to worry about. Ignoring the bishop's recommendation, the reporter pulled out an article from the Daily

Mail confirming the 120 women were in fact trans, when the Pope ran back, caught in the reporter's face, screaming, call her a man again, I dare you. Next person to say it, it's on site. This sounds like the kind of article someone with zero honey dips would write, let alone 120 all to himself, before taking a swig of the communion wine and yelling, I f***ing love being the Pope, but if I wasn't the Pope, you don't want to know the things I would do to the tall one. On God, she'd be walking funny out of the Vatican, because Popey likey.

The bishop interjected again saying, long live the Pope, and urged other members of the clergy to join in chanting the Pope's name while he stood on the organ making motorboating sounds and yelling, don't hate the Pope, because you ain't the Pope. Now let's get this pregame started. The boys. It's the boys' cast.

The lads. It's the boys' cast. The dudes. Prepare yourselves for the boys' cast. The bros. It's the boys' cast. The homies. It's the boys' cast. The voice cast. The bro. Just the voice cast. The homies. Just the voice cast.

The dudes. Experience the voice cast. The voice cast. And voice cast. Boys. Boys. We bring you, before we get into it, the cr-cr-cr-cr-cr-cr-cr-crusher of the week. Crusher of the week.

His name's Benjamin Smith, and he commented on a post by saying, Let's be honest. Aside from procreation purposes, men have become obsolete. Most women can find other methods of achieving orgasm without a man there. And speaking as a man, most of us are horrid to be around. Agreed. And I don't blame any woman for just saying no thanks.

If you're a man and you're listening to this, which you are, hit yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For Ben Smith. Hit yourself for Ben Smith. Ben Smith is just dripping in it. Punch yourself in the face hard. Hey, listen. Not like a little bitch. But he wants to tell the girls that if they're saying no Benny tonight, he gets it.

He goes, honestly, good choice. He goes, hey, you want to go home with me tonight? And she goes, honestly, I'm just kind of not feeling it. He goes, good move. Honestly, I'm convinced. Right answer. Correct. You've won my heart.

That is exactly the exact answer you should be saying. So this guy's a weird looking dude. He's got sort of a weird photo like that and he's also bald, which has been a bit of an issue in Kim Jong Il's North Korea. What, being bald?

What, he made bald being illegal? Yeah, I don't think I said you that. Enough? Yeah, you didn't send me that. No problems now? They're like, it's illegal to be bald? Well? Yeah, I don't think I said that. What, they're not going through enough? Yeah, you didn't send me that. No, but... They don't have problems now? They're like, it's illegal to be bald? Well, no, so Kim Jong... They're eating rats over here.

Well, that's basically what happened is because of apparently like everything's so contaminated that baldness is like a huge problem over there. Yeah. And they don't really know what to do with it, but that's the only thing that they're going to have to come up with is just the same thing they did with suicide. Why don't they just take... Okay, suicide's illegal. How about that they're going to have to come up with. It's just the same thing they did with suicide. Okay, suicide's illegal. How about that? Yeah, I mean, I already figured out the solution. Being bald's illegal.

Well, everybody's eating rats, but then you have the rat fur, rat toupees. Literally just solved all of North Korea's problems. Yeah, that's actually funny. Rat toupees. Do you mind if I get kills on that? It's like, what, just the fur from my toupee? It's just like the tiger rugs or whatever,

where you don't even make it like a toupee. It's just a rat, just full splayed out on your head. Rat toupees. Hey, Kim, did you get a haircut? And that has been the Crusher of the Week. He's just the Crusher of the Week. He's just the Crusher of the Week. So Jimmy Fallon's in a little bit of trouble right now. The world is, there's a lot of, listen, we're going to get to Ireland.

Fall into shit, my motherland. Ireland's in the scope right now. I know, I think Jimmy Fallon might be Irish too. He's been known to tie one on. That's Irish. Is that an Irish name? Yeah. Okay, well Jimmy Fallon's in real trouble right now. I know, I think Jimmy Fallon might be Irish too. He's been known to tie one on. That's Irish. Is that an Irish name? Yeah. Okay, well Jimmy Fallon's in real trouble right now. This is probably my favorite thing. Jimmy Fallon causes

uproar after calling a transgender actress bud. Hey bud! Hey bud. Well you got a fucking schlonger there, eh? Yeah. Fucking buddy doesn't know if she's a dude or a chick there she's got a freaking hog but she's saying it's a lady i don't really even know that right

pretty good bud that's the funny part too is they said that um bud is not gender neutral i've never heard anyone refer to refer to a grown man or woman as bud before i hate jimmy fallon so much it's like exactly no someone's never been to alberta no no no everybody's bud well a bunch of people on the internet are mad about it and they're saying that uh uh and it's obviously turned into articles and everything i'm sure i'm sure someone's gonna go like some trans person's gonna go watch every episode of jimmy fallon ever to find like if that ever happened before well did you ever call a girl bud because you're saying you're calling them bud yeah that's what I'm saying though if you're

saying it's not gender neutral buddy they'll call a freaking dog bud they'll call their grandma bud I mean I literally call a group of girls guys what that's like you know you like you just you know how like guy is like the default I mean like hey what's up guys guys yeah but like just guys becomes default even like you ever see are you like, Hey, what's up guys. But like just guys becomes default. Even like, you ever see, are you like notice yourself when you refer to girls as guys? Cause like the, I do that. Yeah,

I know. It's just like, well, I definitely say body. I go body. I'll say that who, no matter who I'm around, bud comes out right and left,

man. Yeah. Bud's is normal. Yeah. So anyways, they're not happy with it, but I wonder Jimmy Fallon's going to be like, I was watching letter Kenny or something.

Like he's going to have to be like, I was watching the news. I was just playing some puck there. This girl comes in, but she's got a freaking hog on her. And I say, Bud, I don't know. Call everybody, Bud, Bud. You think he's going to overcompensate for it? And now for the next two weeks, everyone's like, hey, what's up, Bud?

It's Bud here tonight on the Jimmy Fallon Show. Bud, Bud. Okay, Buddy, if you move down there so Bud can sit down. He has literally supermodels. He gets, oh, we got the Victoria, the Rockettes. Come here bud hey bud bud bud bud all the buds come on over here see i call everybody but total normal don't want to lose everything but yeah just not trying to get fired there bud so a couple buds i was talking to my wife there the other day i said hey bud uh you mind just uh, you mind just finishing me, topping me off there, bud? Yeah, yeah.

Just finish jacking me off there, bud. This is so aggressive. I don't want to lose everything I worked hard there for, bud. So I've just been definitely calling everyone bud there. This is the most minor transgression, eh, bud? Oh, yeah. Just fucking losing my show after what I consider pretty much nothing. So, bud, we'll just come on.

Very minor transgression there, bud. Oh, God. Yeah. So, anyways, they're definitely watching Letter County. But that's my favorite one is the small town where people say but a lot. But I think it was Jared Campbell's dad's friend or something. But he goes, oh, you go to the city? I'll tell you what.

Your hat falls off in the city? You better be prepared to kick her home. You want to bend over because everyone in Toronto is gay? Oh, your fucking toque falls off in the six there. You better be prepared to kick her home. Or you just leave it. Only two options there, bud. Such a funny story.

Also, just a last thing on, because we're on sort of talking about the Pope or whatever. I love the new Pope. I was just going to dinner with 120 chicks. 120 normal ladies. Yeah, this is the most recent one. It's trans related, but it's also them. You know how recently they've been coming out and being like, just so you know, this guy was gay and this guy was gay in history.

They're sort of going back in time. Yeah, they're rewriting history. Everybody's trans. Your character doesn't stand a chance, by the way. If they ever sort of yeah yeah they're rewriting history everybody's trans your character doesn't stand a chance by the way if they have if they ever write about danny you're gonna be like oh it was a dom and he'd like to do everything there is he constantly referred to as gay on this one podcast that we found that's that photo that you did where you said you were a pay pig you're done yeah for sure you're gonna be like oh danny because that's the stuff that actually like uh google indexes the most exactly it's your twitter profile photo so they're gonna be like

daniel polishuk a lot of people don't know this about him but he was a known pay pick but they're trying to say marcus aurelius was trans yeah the ultimate though like main stoic guy yeah so i looked into it a lot and a lot of people the people that were saying no it's not true were just kind of like yeah there is a different guy with that same name same name and then like referred to as a she once yeah something but marcus aurelius who's like the main stoic he was not a chick obviously not about they didn't have this stuff that's this is what the people can't understand they just didn't have this stuff so they go roman empire reclassified as trans but it it's like museums, the North Hertfordshire Museum in the UK have decided to now refer to him as trans.

And they changed the whole museum to say that he has she, her pronouns and stuff like this. Shut up. Buddy, Marcus Aurelius, who is, this is the type of person that he's like, your own son dies in front of you and you'll never cry because it doesn't affect you that much. Cheers. You tell me if that person identifies as a woman. The guy who wouldn't cry if his own son died. Touche.

It's like the most stoic person of all time. Yeah, just because they found one piece of text, something that says like, Oh, might someone, like as one of his boys was ragging on him. He goes, look at this. He's on his rag. There's a lady over here. I know. And he's probably so stoic. He's like, yeah, sure. You boys was ragging on him. He goes, look at this. He's on his rag. A lady over here. I know. And he's probably so stoked.

He's like, yeah, sure. You can refer to me as a lady. I won't have a mind. That would not even affect me. I am a lady. Yeah, I'm a lady. See? Sticks and stones might break my bones.

But now I'm transferred to a lady. Yeah, now I'm a woman. I wonder if this would bug him. I wonder if he'd be in heaven just being like, still nothing bothers me. No, he's in hell just getting poked. He goes, nothing. He goes, I purposely went to hell

just so I could just continue on with my stoicism. This doesn't suck at all. It's quite nice temperature. Just another day. Nothing will bother me. I'm very stoic about that. An eternity of just nice temperatures. The new article. Also turns out

Marcus Aurelius was into breath play. Just anything I was. Wore a gimp mask. Obviously pushing it a little bit, but still fine down here. That was invented at the time, but sure. This is the type of shenanigans. I want to just say stop the shenanigans, okay?

Stop the shenanigans. Stop the hijinks. Stop the type of shenanigans. I want to just say stop the shenanigans, okay? Yeah. Stop the shenanigans. Stop the shenanigans. Stop the hijinks. Stop. Give the shenanigans. Really, we need to cut the malarkey is what needs to happen. Biden was right. We need to cut all the malarkey.

We actually do need a bit of at least a pause on the malarkey. We need a moratorium on malarkey. A malarkey moratorium right now. Well, the malarkey is not stopping. But this one, I go the other way because there's something that obviously we need to take a minute on the boys' cast to talk about. Something very terrible happened. Yep. So some people were just going to a Chiefs game, having a good time.

They thought they could just, oh, just watch a game in peace, you know? Sure. And then there's this kid. Yeah. Turns out he's doing blackface. And listen. Yep. I personally thought about it.

They haven't doled out exactly what the punishment is I would say if it was up to me If I was in charge of the league If I was in charge of the state I would maybe say put him in a well You're a well kid now No one can see your black face because you're a bottom of the well Yeah we're not coming to look for you either

They partition off the well Like it's a hazmat situation You know what it is? Maybe you go really medieval style And you turn it's a hazmat situation you know what it is maybe you go like really medieval style and you turn it into um like a tourist thing where it's like you're now like a tourist attraction people can come and they'll feed some seeds to you but nobody's helping you get out of the well you live at that helping you get over the bell i'd say helping him get out of the well should be punishable by death well you go in the well i think you're trying to help the kid get in the

well you're also in a well you're also in a well. You're also in a well now. How'd you like that? You want to condone blackface? You want to put your stamp? Oh, that's okay? Yep. Yep. I'd like to tar and feather him, put him in a well. But white tar. Is there white tar? We don't want to do black tar.

It kind of just winds you up in the same literally the same position. Yeah, Elmer's glue. So we do a white tar. Okay, so we do a white tar and feather. Get tarred and feathered with semen. Modern problems require modern solutions. White tar and feather.

That's funny. The guy who's tarring and feathering him actually gets some tar on him, and then he has to get tarred and feathered in the well. And then the other guy doing the tar and feather actually misses some of the tar and feather, gets on his arm, and they go, now you're doing black tar on there, pal. You're doing black tar and feather arm now you're in the well pal can't win whoever sold the paint i'd like their license revoked whoever sold the paint i'd also like to

see the bloodline just in general turned off so let's say castrate the mother anyone in the blood line that's fair and then you also they maybe do like a week in the well but i definitely think anyone related to anyone who's ever even thought about doing blackface should probably be in the well. And all the money that goes from the admission tickets to see the kid in the well goes to Sean King. Sean King for sure. He gets all the money.

I'd like to see him get something out of this. No, of course. At the very least, he's going to get paid. Oh, he's probably set up a GoFundMe for himself for some cause. What's the maximum amount that is uh statistically uh significant that's the the minimum amount that could be statistically significant that's how much the kid gets of his go fund that's how much the people get of his go fund me well when you go hey you didn't even give him any money you go au contraire they were given a statistically significant amount of the money.

What's that, 0.01% would be the... Something like that. I think it would be even less than that. Smallest statistically significant percentage of money is how much Sean King's people get of his money. That's fair. This was probably the funniest story because it was just the turn of events.

I mean, everything about it is so crazy. One, the guy who posted it, the original guy from Deadspin who posted it, if you look at his account, he says he was nominated for Pulitzer Prize. I mean, I think he should get a Pulitzer for this. He's getting dunked on so insanely hard. He's an idiot.

He won't... I'll just say what happened. Basically, the kids showed a photo. It's one of the craziest media things I've ever seen. It's kind of like when I said that the Washington Post guy did the interview. It's the lying fake news media. He did the interview with Noam Ansari, and he was just like, are you Biden's lawyer?

Yeah. The way you're talking. You know what I mean? But this, they go, they had a photo. He did black on one side, red on the other side, because it was the colors. And it was more like a brownish. Yeah, and they took a photo of this kid from the side yeah which means they obviously had the normal photo yeah of course was like what are you tons of photos but what was even the goal of that so then he gets sensational

then they come out and then basically the guy who wrote the article with mr pulitzer comes out and he goes actually it's even worse than if a guy has red on the other side because now he's uh two cultures that he's two cultures that he's appropriating. And then on top of that, so he's basically saying the league needs to step in. He was kind of saying the league needs to step in and do something about their fans. That's his... Sure. And then it comes out the kid's native.

He's Indian. He's literally Indian. His dad, his grandfather, is like the chief of some tribe. So he's straight up like, this is my culture. You're a piece of shit. You probably expose the way they probably added color to the photo, too, is they go, really bring the blacks out here. Because you could modify a photo to make it look like like the true brown oh yeah that guy put some contrast

contrast the photo they they probably like oh this is like we need to bring the blacks out 100 so they make it look super black and they go see this kid's doing blackface we need to make this turns up the rap music part of me yeah there's a party when it happened can we get him rapping and like the kid leaves the house but the mom only sees the red side of him leaving. She goes, have fun today. It's just the red side of him leaving the house. He goes, thanks, mom. Kids with their red face, babe.

This is like the third one in a month where they've tried to ruin a seven-year-old's life. It's crazy. They're just on the hunt, man. This guy, do you think, listen, do you think that there's anyone that this affected them so much that they've got to take an emotional stress day from work? Probably.

Can't perform sexually. Couldn't perform before anyway, but now even more can't perform. I mean, have black people not been through enough? Now they've got to see this half-red half-black kid popping up in the game. The thing is, they thought, like if you were, I'm sure there were some black people who were like, probably when it first was misconstrued, they're like, this is horrible.

He's doing two racisms at once. It's like, that didn't even make sense either. Like, that was another thing to go, wait, blackface and headdress? Like, is this kid just trying to be the biggest piece of shit on earth? Like, the only thing you're missing is, like, pay us, like, Jewish curls or whatever. Like, we just, yeah obviously but like wait represent like why would you just do blackface and then you see the other side you go okay no it's so crazy they're just trying to take down like 40 kids in a row but you are right the guys

are doubling down on it being like well it's actually worse if you only did half yeah not crazy how these publications are operating you know the only publication i trust was that we actually found this because we i think on the patreon last week we covered uh there was this person who was like their whole thing was long coven they only post about how like people don't understand that covid's worse than ever yeah they have a new publication called the sick times did you see this yeah this is what so the sick times is basically a publication and the only thing they cover is how like covid how yeah covid i wonder how they feel about because there's right now there's an outbreak of like uh pneumonia in china and then people are trying to threaten like

china's going back to like social distancing right now but just over pneumonia they're not saying it's like uh they probably want to be there but i'm wondering are they worried that this is gonna be like if this was a new COVID, are they like, we're fucked because we're long COVID people and we don't need like pneumonia stealing our sunshine?

They must hate. Or are they like, bring on the new stuff? No, I think the pneumonia people and the COVID people kind of see each other in the hallways and it's a little bit,

huh? You know what I mean? You think you're fucking pneumonia boy, hey? Just so you know. Why the long COVID? COVID's the biggest problem in the world.

I am the contrary. I think pneumonia's the biggest problem in the world i am the contrary i think pneumonia is the biggest problem in the world like get them boys kinda i wonder about that they're just all just doing one of these but the covid the covid times is incredible because it's going exactly how you think it is it's almost 2024 you're launching the fucking covid times right now like i remember the sick times i remember during covid like in 2020 when i was in miami and then i remember like going to the mall in the aventura mall and someone was opening like this is like you know may of 2020 so it was like still stuff's closed down and someone's opening a covid store what was that the covid store it was just covid supplies like left-handed emporium literally one of the worst ideas ever like they were like

hey here's like a masks like with studs on them like just like different masks male sibians kind of like there weren't that many things to sell it's like different um hand sanitizers mainly hand sanitizers and masks And like maybe like An air purifier or something Like That's a dork fest Stupid

I think they probably thought But at least that was like In the middle You know what it is They thought they were gonna get A lot of press on it I think You know what I mean They thought they were gonna get

Some hero treatment And put them on top Or they were like This is gonna be around for You know the markups On masks are huge And this is This will never go anywhere

Never going away We just started like The new like footlocker well it's going yeah yeah it's going exactly how you think it is because basically they're trying to raise money so most of their posts about raising money but so they go so excited about this new publication really look forward to working with many of you in the long covid community as we build our initial newsletter for the full site in 2024 so they've been been sort of, for the last three months, they've been prepping up for their first newsletter. And everybody currently in the fibromyalgia community is like,

where is everybody? What happened to everybody? We've moved on. We're long COVID people now. We've cured fibromyalgia with long COVID. What an amazing turn of events. But even better than that that they want 70 grand i've been trying to get their 70 grand for three months so they could do the first newsletter

they won't even do the first one they weren't they don't like you can do a sample they're just saying that once they get their 70 grand the first newsletter i love the people who are like still operate in like the way old things are done you know they're like hey i'm totally you know i'm trying to get uh trying to just like make this like teaser for like a sketch and i need to raise a million dollars seventy five thousand dollars to go probably need like a hundred bucks i think we'll do it you can someone who can probably crank this newsletter out in an afternoon of course it needs 70 like you're describing substack it's free it's like what are you talking about you don't need anything you literally don't need a dollar you don't need one dollar to make it

just yeah take your tweets and put them in a news yeah like you have a twitter account make a substack go be like promote the two things well this is the kind of stuff you're gonna see what's happening in long go this week what is happening along covid this week actually should we make that guess what danny spoiler what, Danny? Spoiler alert. Same thing as was happening in Long COVID last week. Which is what? That not enough people are paying attention to us and it's a problem. It exists.

We're valid. Follow the link below for a free virtual event on the Long COVID reader launch, book launch forum and update on Long COVID moonshot, new research and more. So they think they might have some new research. I might do that, actually. Go to their virtual event. That'd be a funny thing to draw i mean why do you put a fucking 10

masks on it doesn't even seem weird that's funny if you go to the virtual event we report on the long covid crisis covid 19 and infection associated illness sign up for the newsletter full site's gonna come sometime in 2024 so they're in it's taking them six months to put together a fucking site on uh force squarespace yeah you're like you can make that site and i don't know okay this is what once they get their 70k this is what they're gonna do they can pay freelance contributors how much of the freelance contributors is going to need they're literally doing nothing but sitting at home they're all winded from like not being able to do anything if anything they have time all day to just write shit exactly right so it makes sense uh they cover publication costs of their newsletter it's like an email blast publication costs like what are they what are they going old like uh

vice styles they're gonna be putting them in coffee shops i think they think this is gonna be well it's obviously not going to be a print publication because that'd be a hazard. Yeah, exactly. Get that long COVID on them. They're going to improve their website. You don't have a website. No, they don't have it yet. That's the point. Once they get a website...

You know where it's getting to. It's that bad. They need the $70K to get the website and then once they get the website, they're going to prove that you're ready for it. Okay, there they get the website, they're going to prove they're here ready for it. Okay, there's one more thing that they're going to do with the 70Ks. They're going to produce a podcast. That's what the world needs. You think that's going to be on Zoom or not?

I can't imagine that'll be in person. Can you imagine? What are you listening to? Just the COVID times podcast. I hear a lot of just heavy breathing the gov times podcast so what's new this week in coven go still not a vaccine for long covid and uh just talking about how they can't get disability claims that's a big part of it it's a big part how to scam the system get the government refuses to recognize uh my new disability that I have for life and would like to be compensated

for. Would you ever be with a girl and just pop on and say, hey, do you want to put some pop on some music? I can only fuck to the long COVID podcast, COVID times podcast. Oh my God. I mean, I will give it a... And more, sorry. I didn't say there had more.

Yeah. I don't know what the end more is. Masks? Like custom masks? They were going to have merch, I guess.'t say there had to be more. Yeah. I don't know what the end more is. Masks? Like custom masks? They were going to have merch, I guess. Yeah, they got to have merch. COVID times mask. I'm sure they'll have merch. That's probably... So with the 70K, they're going to pay a couple of freelancers, finish the website and do

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My homeland is falling apart. Conor McGregor's out there. Conor McGregor is out there. Irish lives matter. My motherland is on fire So I don't know Basically I don't know if you saw

That's the most recent thing And it is You can't even say Irish Lives Matter What? What do you mean? There's someone spray painted Irish Lives Matter

In Belfast And that's their White Lives Matter According to them They're literally like They're saying They're investigating It's a hate crime

Stop it Yeah Which is like One thing is like That's not a race At that point. Like, you're talking about a national, like, you can't say

Canada Lives Matter. Like, even Canada's not that cucked. Well, I guess the Irish has a longer history. But it's a country. It's like, we're not even separating. Yeah, it'd be like

American Lives Matter. Yeah, you go, oh, sure. Who's against that? Taliban? Well, there's some real cucks over there in the Irish government. Have you ever seen them

do the things? They'll be like a bunch of girls, because every time they do this stuff, they try to turn everything into a hate crime, right? There's a couple guys. There's this one guy, Leo Valadikadar. He's the prime minister. He's the Trudeau there. He's literally

a gay and brown guy. He's like the ultimate cuck. He's literally Trudeau. I'll tell you what you gotta get this stuff sorted out before I come over there for my show by the way I don't want to be

dealing with this stuff my mother Liz on fire the great Irish people tearing it limb from limb limb from limb they're having a reverse George Floyd it's kind of like

a reverse George Floyd yeah that's a bad Irish accent that I got going on right now hold on let me get in the zone because this is how you do it Scottish you gotta go low yep and, you kind of go low.

Yep. And Irish, you go high. Yep. That's what everybody in Ireland sounds like, a bunch of dandies. According to Ryan, you're all a bunch of dandies. You're not a bunch of dandies. You want to come out to the show in Dublin. That will be January 11th.

Almost sold out. We also have Phoenix, Denver, Toronto, London. Sold out two. Added a new one. Antwerp, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, have Phoenix, Denver, Toronto, London, sold out too. Added a new one, Antwerp, Amsterdam, Copenhagen, Oslo, Stockholm, Perrysburg, Columbus, Liberty, Dallas, Baltimore, Calgary, Boston, Winnipeg, San Diego, Atlanta has just been added. They weren't, the thing about Irish people is they weren't colonizers or any of that stuff, right?

No, they're the indigenous people. Well, that's what I'm saying. So it's kind of that thing, I think, I can't remember, it might have been Douglas Murray or something that said this, but he was like, the one place you never hear about the indigenous, the one place you never hear about colonizers is England. It's the one place they don't

talk about it, but Ireland's even more because they weren't even colonized. Yeah, exactly. They were colonized and they have like a very long history of just being Irish people, like celtics and all yeah and they're trying to so conor mcgregor they're now investigating him for alleged hate crime so do you agree with me that it's sort of like this is basically like a reverse george floyd it's like there's a lot of immigrants there and there's basically so the story as far as i understand it which is that uh uh an algerian man

who's an immigrant he's But he was an Irish citizen. But it's pretty crazy, like, the story. Essentially, he came illegally to Ireland, like, 20 years ago. They tried to deport him, like, five times. He literally was, like, on the lam. And then all these NGOs were trying to, like, defend him because they're all just like, we need to help, like, you know, immigrants or whatever.

And then they somehow managed to get him, even though the country was trying to deport him. They somehow kept, they won some appeal and then they got him IRA citizenship. He's been there in 20 years. He's never worked once. And then he ended up just going on some stabbing spree

and just stabbing a bunch of kids. And so people are upset about it. People are kind of like, this was just the ultimate in cucking, is what they're saying. I guess I mean look It's obviously I'll tell you what

This is a culmination Of a lot of things But it's interesting Because they are hyped up Over there I'll tell you one thing I saw There was like these bloggers Right

And they look exactly They show up to the scene And they're on their like Fixie bikes And they have like helmets on And the whole thing Right And then the Irish people

Are kind of not having them He goes Look at you You've been calling everyone Far right And this is what happens You're going to apologize goes, look at you. You've been calling everyone far right. And this is what happens. You're going to apologize? Oh, you look at you.

You're trying to get your scoop. You're just looking for your scoop. You don't care. You don't care about the Irish people. And the guy's got his helmet on. And he's kind of sitting there. He's just trying to pretend like it's not happening. He's like a blogger, right?

He works for the Irish Times. I think he's an actual real journalist. You're calling everybody far right. Look at you now This is what you get And that's the kind of stuff So everyone's like The bloggers are kind of

They're getting like Run out of the area Yeah yeah I don't know It's hard to know What's happening on the ground He was the guy Who was just like

The super pro lefty guy Being like open borders He looks exactly What you think he looks like Yeah like he's like You know riding like A fixie bike And all that stuff

Everyone's racist Everyone's far right Whatever right Yeah exactly Oh look at you what you think he looks like. He's like, you know, riding like a fixie bike and all that stuff. Everyone's racist. Everyone's far right. Whatever, right? Yeah, exactly. Oh, look at you. This guy would have hated the Canadian truckers. Exactly.

And he did probably. You're calling people far right. How's that? Yeah. No, dude, the one where you got fired up was great. I feel like I connected there.

The moment you tried to do it is consciously do it. It's not good. No, the problem is you don't know what it's like because you don't have these ancestries it's like because you don't have these ancestries in fact you don't have

any ancestors you actually have no motherland no motherland I'm a gypsy there is no motherland for your people see my people

have a motherland and we don't like it when you just come in and try to take take take yeah yeah I mean that's how it goes

yeah the Ireland stuff is... Oh, you're just telling people they have to have their culture eroded and then be happy about it and people are fed up, don't you know? Yeah, I don't really know what this is. Because obviously the far-right people who, I guess, don't even like being called far-right are like, we need to have no immigration.

But that's not going to happen. Well, that's not going to happen. But I think the problem... I think the biggest thing... But obviously mean a million countries right now are like yeah we want to get rid of illegal immigration it's like whatever yeah you're not gonna have no one people are gonna this is like literally how a country's supposed to work is in your in a democrat and democracy people think different things and then they sort of agree on somewhat of like what's a reasonable position right i'll tell you what you don't need is like

just because you have one tiny bit of a position less now you're like racist i think that's what people are kind of fed up with of course and i mean again like what is what they see is like a position of i don't even see i mean i'm sure some people are like yeah let's totally close the borders like there are like you know people who are saying like you know ireland should just be only irish people like white irish people that's it like i even see some people who are like getting mad they go yeah like look the percentage of of like ireland is they'll be like it's only like 75 percent like um i white people but then they kind of like mix it because they go it's like it's specifically like white irish but then it's still like 95 white people yeah but they're like

they're like we want it to be specifically like white irish people you know like they're like we really want but again that's just like not realistic i think that you know what the thing is that i sort of agree on and i've only lived in like super multicultural uh cities in my entire life i don't think i've ever lived anywhere that wasn't like 50-50 almost. Yeah. So I kind of I don't know what it's like to live in a place that's all one race. But I think that the thing... Heaven. What race

would that be? It doesn't matter. Oh, I know what you're getting at. The fucking... The Chosen's, huh? Don't try to paint me with any brush here. The Chosen's, huh? Birds of a feather, Ryan. Birds of a feather. When Danny's up there with the Jehovah's. Jehovah. No, but I think the thing that people sometimes eventually get fed up with is the idea that...

The problem is people think in terms of Socratic logic. So you can only tell them like it's okay for them to do it, but not... Like Japan can say we want to be just Japan, but you can't say we want to be just Ireland. You can only tell that type of stuff to people for so long before they're just like this doesn't make sense yeah also you're like if you're saying it's bad for us to say no immigration you also have to say it's bad for japan to say and look you can go vote in like a victor orban or whatever from hungary like go vote in the far right government who's like yeah we're gonna close our borders but you know i mean you've said it but like uh there's there's only trade-offs like you think there's no negatives that are gonna come

exactly you just locking up your borders when you i don't know what the well japan's got a ton of problems yeah they have a ton of problems and not i guess less people want to go there and have to speak japanese but they might want to go to the japanese english yeah but if you're in any english speaking country like you're you're going to be a desirable place to move to just because it's you know obviously less people are going to want to go to ireland because of the accent but yeah but you know what i mean like it's just it's easier to uh i think assimilate to it that must be a bizarre accent like an in like an indian guy that like moves to ireland and you got like a mix of like indian and ireland yeah and i mean and

then eventually top of the morning to you yeah but then their kids are just like they speak Irish you know I was watching some guy and it was like some African person and they're like African ancestry but they have just an Irish accent it's kind of a weird combo yeah I mean that was the I think I said it before but the first time I ever saw a black guy speaking French I was like that

seemed weird to me you're like yeah there's a 10 million of them like I told you, the rappers. 50 million of them. I was just sitting watching the classic beef. Yeah. The Quebec rappers are amazing.

As you're in a sick, wow, little classic beef. Classic beef. I couldn't find it. I tried to look it up the other day. I used to see it on Music Plus. Music Plus. But,

so they're tearing down the city. I'm recommending that you get that stuff figured out before I get there. Because I don't want to be walking around and the buildings are all on the floor and the floor is on the buildings. Also, I mean, more than anything, I think you don't want to be like on stage and then you get off stage and they're just like, yeah, that was a hate crime what you just did. Because we just fucking clamped down on the shit you're allowed to say. Have you seen the female politicians? They got all these female politicians and they're standing up there.

I don't recognize female politicians. Neither do I. I just see an empty thing but there's someone fucking balking. Someone clucking, right? Turkey. And then she goes, basically she's kind of going on

about how, well, if your speech, if your speech is making someone uncomfortable, well, then your speech is making someone uncomfortable, well, then it's much in the states in line to get rid of that speech there, don't you know? And she's kind of saying that they basically she's going on and on. Same shit Trudeau says.

Like, why should you be allowed to say something that makes anyone feel uncomfortable? And you're just like, well, because you can't live without making anyone feel uncomfortable ever. It's not a real country. Obviously. And like, I understand, you know. Afuera! Afuera.

But, you know, like don't, because I'm sure some people who are anti, like, you know, this illegal immigration then start casting like a larger net or whatever and being like, you're just anti-immigrant. And, you know, so I understand. Yeah, for sure. Like in that regard,

because like obviously, like in my opinion, at least immigration is generally a net benefit, like illegal immigration is like you know you don't want to have that and if you vote specifically to not have that you have to pretend those are the different aren't the same thing yeah those are like totally different things and you're like no well even more crazy those are the same yeah but even yeah even one step above that the idea that you're that like uh it's a crazy position to be like yeah i mean we rather take the like better people that went to college and stuff and they're go what the fuck yeah yeah you're america why would you not take the smartest best people that are going to contribute the most

of the economy like you're a country where you have basically you're basically like the yankees of countries yeah so why would you not want to take like hey who are the best people applying like i mean i don't know that's why we had to do a whole thing and prove that we you know are going to come and you know yeah of course but like when people are like why would you want to do that it's like why obvious that should just be like obviously you want to take the best people and look a lot of countries have these asylum laws that get taken advantage of then you take some whatever the refugees are a different thing yeah refugees are a different thing and then you like you know there's obviously there's issues that like those countries have to deal with.

Refugees is sort of a flex where you go, we're doing so good, we'll even take some refugees. That's kind of like when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have a bunch of adopted kids from all over the world. It's almost like a rich guy flex. Yeah, kind of. Look at us, we're taking refugees. Kind of. And again, their country can't even take any refugees it really is like it's a country that you're like we're doing so good yeah that we'll

take some refugees and like the people like i very much view like the economy as like a bit of like a pyramid scheme and you just you need more consumers so like i think that is part of the calculus there with taking even refugees depends on the birth rates and all that sort of stuff but i'm saying yeah but they're like at least like this will fucking heat up the economy they might bring all these bad things it might be crime all this shit but they're like those people still have to buy stuff like they still have to eat and they have to live somewhere and they have to get places and they're like the people who are just like engineering the economy are probably like yeah that'll probably like help us with our economic problem birth rate issue and also the amount of entitlements we have to give to people

over 70 right now yeah just all i mean all those things and so i don't know it's it's everything has its trade-offs but yeah sucks sucks for ireland i tell you get that shit figured out i've been saying afuera to everyone lately it's fucking my newera. Afuera. Every committee you want to get rid of it. Hey, do you want to go? Hey, do you think we should do a meeting maybe to just figure this out? Probably could be an email. Let's do a meeting. Afuera.

Also found out he's a tantric sex guy. And he's like a big Jew. No, I thought that he said he was going to convert to Jews. Or he wants to convert. He loves Jews. No, he's like a woo. Or whatever to convert to Jews. Or he wants to convert. He loves Judaism. No, he's like a woo. Or whatever, yeah. That's one of the funniest things.

All these people love him, and then they're like, his first trip he made as the new Argentinian president Oh, he's big on Israel, buddy. No, but he went to Brooklyn to see the home of this famous rabbi or something. No, he's big into the woos. Yeah. He almost wants to be one, though, because I saw him a picture with him wearing the hat,

but I think I also read another article saying he's thinking about converting. Oh, maybe he wants to be one, though, because I saw him a picture with him wearing the hat, but I think I also read another article saying he's thinking about converting. Oh, he wants to convert, okay. There are a lot of people on Twitter like that. Can you imagine? Or an Argentiner, for that matter. Can you imagine the uproar, though, if Joe Biden goes from converting to Judaism?

At 81. The president's been compromised. The president's been compromised. president's been compromised he just he doesn't say anything about it he just comes out with the hat he's a Jewish man people would fucking melt down oh my god

if I'm just he didn't say anything that would be amazing he goes alright the holiday season's coming I just want to say there's a war on Hanukkah happy Hanukkah.

Happy Hanukkah, everybody. And that's it. That's it. That's about it. That's all I got to say. Very happy all eight days. Dude, if Biden just converted to Judaism, I feel like people on the internet would melt down. Oh, crazy.

Who was our friend that told us that they had to pay the rabbi for sex lessons? Who told us to pay the rabbi for sex lessons? Were you not there? No, I remember you weren't. Someone told us. So basically, for sex lessons are you not there someone told us so basically because you're not supposed to have sex before marriage yeah and then basically they got married and then when you get married you have to pay your rabbi yeah some money to teach you about how sex works so this guy has to give his rabbi money and the rabbi gives him i mean

like you're a virgin at like 21 and then your rabbi gives you money. Like you're a virgin at like 21 and then your rabbi gives you sex lessons. Okay, so what do you want to do? You want to put your wallet somewhere very safe when you're removing the pantalons? I think Joe the lawyer maybe, the guy who got the coins thrown at him. I think he maybe told me that. Yeah, I think it was a you thing.

Maybe he told me about that, that he had some weird sex lessons. I'm surprised you don't know about it. I knew it was a you thing. Maybe he told me about that, that he had some weird sex lessons. I'm surprised you don't know about it. I knew it was you and Jason. It sounds familiar. I just don't remember, but I think that's what it was. Yeah, the Orthodox, because they marry someone

who they've known for two months. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, they just do that shit. But paying your rabbi for sex lessons is fucking so funny. I think it was your buddy, Joe. Yeah, I think it was. But they just had another thing. anyways the ireland's like a mess apparently in new york because we've been sort of talking

about this and that but in new york apparently it's where they said the stealing thing yeah do you know that's people have been talking a lot about that yeah that stealing's legal apparently new york's worse than san francisco and or at least it's worse than California in general, and New York's the worst state. Yeah, 4.4 billion. Yeah, so basically, because they're writing these articles, legislation sends clear sign to shoplifter thugs to go for it. Thugs?

The New York Post not words, not yours. Thugs? Oh, I'm sorry. Well, I know certain people. I won't fucking put them on blast, but I know a decent amount of people that are down with a ton of money, but they're not homeless.

But they go, yeah, I basically steal half of my groceries every single time now. Oh, yeah. I mean, Amazon. Everyone's stealing. Stealing is on the table. I mean, first off, I guarantee you, I would love to, someone smarter than I don't know because i've wondered about this to the extent where

like you know amazon owns whole foods and they're kind of just like like i wonder if that all washes out and they're like yeah we just pay everybody gets to see them we just pay less taxes like if it's really just you're stealing from the government at that point but you don't pay less taxes well i'm saying amazon Does Amazon have some side business, which they have a million of, like they have Amazon Studios or they probably have Amazon VR or something that loses $8 billion a year

because it's just a pure long shot. And then they have all this theft that's happening in one of these other companies and they just essentially write off all the theft so that Amazon as a total just pays less taxes. That that's what i'm wondering i don't know the answer do they because they write off the they go this this is just a loss for because they have all these just like losing companies but then they have like aws which makes insane amounts of money well i'm sure they do but i'm sure that i i still i mean like that's part of amazon when you're

writing stuff up you still rather not get stolen i suppose well yeah that's what i don't i don't know at the end of the day because you still you're only writing it off against taft right yeah i guess well i don't know what i don't know what theft is like you know how that how that works maybe they have like a scam on how to write it off higher that's what i'm saying i don't think so i don't think they want to get stolen but i'll just say that it is becoming more and more commonplace it used to be like yeah steal a couple things as self-checkout. Now I got guys being like, well, you know, I'm walking out of there with a fucking 12-pack on their shoulder.

The guard's like, hey, buddy, and you're like, fuck, you're flipping them off. What are you going to do about it? Nothing. Apparently now it's like they're not even worried about it. No, no, they're not. But you know what target did to stop the theft what so they have like a gay santa yeah target's back at it so

that's the thing i know we brought it up before but basically they they're going pretty hard on the gay sandas and i think that's what they're doing to because they know the shoplifter is like don't fuck with gay shit like that yeah because that's that's what target thinks target has said the type of people that are stealing stuff sure are not it's not about that life right that life yeah so they have like gay santas everywhere so they walk in they're like yo what the fuck's all this shit you think that's what was behind the tuck friendly swimsuit yeah people walk in and that was an anti-theft oh yeah go steal some shit but it's a fucking yeah it's a bikini for people with dicks. Yeah, why don't you go steal this tuck-friendly PlayStation 5?

I think that's what they're doing. If they make everything gay, no one's going to want it. You know what I mean? That's a part of the strategy. They put rainbows on everything and you're like, oh yeah, I'll just steal this shirt. It's like, okay, well the shirt says my boyfriend's gay, but I'm not. The shirt says I might not be gay my boyfriend is if that's a shirt you want sure like it's true that probably gay stuff doesn't get stolen as much so the gay stand and

they have the thing and they basically and you pull the cord and then what happens is he um slides down the chimney and then at the bottom of the chimney is you with an erect penis slides right on there just like just slides down on there. It's perfect, Santa. Perfect. I wish I had the ability to construct things where it's like a little nativity scene

where it's Santa that comes down the chimney and then lands on the... Well, I'll tell you what. Someone who's listening to this definitely can make that. And then you pull like a cord and the Danny doll goes, you've been naughty

i've been naughty santa we've both been naughty the pride santa has him holding he's got like a lgbtq thing and it says like a love is love shirt so they're not going to steal that so i think that's a big part of it is they go if we just make everything gay not really that many people are gonna want to produce just the produce steaks are gay all these cows those are gay. All these cows? Those are gay cows. Gay cows. They've got like the bananas got, you know, on the banana and dye, they've dyed like two small balls at the bottom of the banana.

So it feels like, it seems like you're sucking a dick when you put the banana in your mouth. Perfect. It's in the perfect for shoving up your ass section. Because the banana is like, oh, huh. Exactly. So they're. I ain't going to be caught stealing that shit. Nah, dawg. No, you fucking got the wrong guy, dude.

I ain't putting nothing up my ass. Yeah, every cylinder object's in the up your ass section. They have signs everywhere that says, steal this if you're gay. But they're for positive. Yeah. That's not a bad idea. I think that's...

That's like a literal idea. They saved a billion dollars. Steal this if you're gay. And then they always have pictures that go on the internet. I think that's... That's like a literal idea. They saved a billion dollars. Steal this if you're gay, and then they always have pictures that go on the internet, and it was like... But it's like for a pride montage to show just how proud of we are of the people,

and when you steal it, it's just a picture of you stealing it beside the steal this if you're gay symbol, and you go on the front of their webpage, and they put like, our pride showcase, and they showcase some of you. They showcase you.

Not for theft, just for for i think that's i think that's the sort of vibe target's been going for yeah i think it's a good so they basically made the cops can't do it and there's no like political will for it at least enough but the um and you're also not allowed to probably if you're the stores you're also not allowed to do anything stores can't do shit like they can't i think It's not like the good old days where you just tackle someone, like, Bill Goldberg style for stealing, like, stockings or something. No, you can't do shit. No, you can't even touch them.

No, you're done. Yeah. And the police, though. So, there was the... In Chicago, they had the final boss of, like, diversity police. Did you watch the video? I saw, yeah, the four chicks. It's, like, a really long video, so I'm just going to describe it.

But, basically, there's four chick police police officers and they're trying to arrest this guy and he just keeps like brushing them off yeah there's four of them and they're trying to like put the handcuffs on this guy and the guy's just like beat it get off yeah he goes get off of it come on he's trying to like a bit talk himself out of it a bit and then eventually it's like four officers and two of them are like fat and then they're like huffing and puffing calling the they're huffing and puffing yeah eventually the guys they get one cuff on him and then eventually I think the guy realizes like oh this is like you're actually

gonna arrest me so he goes alright I'm out of here and he just like kind of pushes them all away he just kind of says no and the girl comes on and this isn't like the rock either this is like this dude's probably like I don't know five nine hundred and seventy pounds the problem is it's four female Paul Blarts yeah they're all coming up in the segways four female paul blarts basically and the girl's fucking breathing hard on back of she goes he's

taking off and then uh he goes and then the person goes we can't contain him it's just a retail theft and then they just go let him go yeah they basically the people the people on the other end yeah just go yeah just let him go

let him go yeah because obviously you're not going to chase him no and then the best part she goes I can't

he has a cuff on him that's the thing they had to go get him now because he had one cuff locked so they go fuck that's what he's thinking how's he going to get the cuff off?

Well, that's the whole thing, right? But they're also like, we have to go get him now because we've got one cuff on him. We can't just let him go. Like, if they didn't have the one cuff, they'd be like, fine. Well, Daily Mail has an article and people want to go watch it, but it is a mess over there. She's like panting and everybody's mad because they're... I don't know who said this before, but... Four chicks.

There should not be all female patrols. Like, guy and a girl. If you want to have chicks on the thing, guy and a girl. Four chicks is too many. Especially if the chicks are kind of chubby. I mean, yeah. But regardless, it has to be guy and a girl. Do you think all this stuff with all the...

Every country that's kind of in turmoil all the stealing that's happening do you think this is and all the you know the female cops not being able to do their job do you think a lot of it is uh combining to sort of get people to a place where they're just like see we have to have robot cops for everyone like robot robot shopkeepers robot cops but that's what i'm saying do you think this is all like part of the psyop to get people on board with robot cops i think this is just mostly just failed liberal policies but um i mean it's a classic thing you know this is like liberals go too far and then it'll snap back and it'll go the other way and it'll just i don't know if you saw but you have they have i don't know if you saw but they have I don't know if you but Times Square Station I think

I think Times Square or one of the stations near here apparently now has robot patrolled at night like a giant

looks like R2-D2 and it's manned by a guy he's not inside but he's like but he's like in a room and he's manning

the thing and there's a Roomba this is basically like a Roomba but giant like R2-D2 and it's just going up and down just monitoring's a Roomba. This is basically like a Roomba, but giant, like R2-D2, and it's just going to be going up and down,

just monitoring crime. Then what does it do, though? I think it just, I think it sees crime. They have cameras everywhere anyway in New York. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, that is a good point. I don't know.

It's like, what is this guy doing? Just deterrence. It's just a little fucking creep is what it is. All it does is walk around taking pictures of people. It's like an extra Japanese tourist is all it is. Because why does it have cameras on its feet pointing up? Does that make sense?

Definitely, that's only the foot cam. Just a random GoPro just glued to the foot. Just one guy. One real perv at the place. Got a lot of autonomy. One of the dogs. And it's overnight too. Nobody's really paying attention.

The guy's on the night shift he's putting the cameras you know what he probably does he puts the camera there but makes the screw flimsy so it falls down yeah just like hanging by like a thread

but yeah I don't know if you saw Elon Musk is like he's going to meeting with all these world leaders trying to solve the conflict but then you keep seeing articles

where he'll like meet with the Israel guy and then meet with like a guy from Hamas and he'll be like alright so what did they say? And they said, they're really loving the idea of everyone getting the chips in their brain. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You go, what? I thought you were talking about the conflict. He's like, we mostly just talk chips. Yeah, we mostly just talk chips. And then he posted a Pizzagate meme. I know. He's doing all sorts of stuff like that. I have a buddy who is telling...

We know a couple people, but I have a buddy who is like... A male buddy or a female buddy? Distinction needs to be made. He's big on the idea that he would never get any of the new stuff. The problem is, like, you do. My new stuff, he needs, like, the neural links. I mean, if everyone has it, you have no choice but to have it or you can't have a job. It's kind of like, I always say that people that say, oh, I'm not into technology.

It's like, well, you... And then they always have just a flip phone or something. You're like, that's still technology. It's just worse technology. Yeah, worse technology. So the only thing you can do is really just be 10 years behind. Yeah. Well, I mean, if you want to say, hey, I'm not going to have any of this invasive or

invasive... The only way to do it is to move out into the middle of nowhere and have a farm, right? Yeah, you live on a farm and you have a landline phone. But it's very hard. All you can do is be a couple years behind. Basically, you end up being the person that says, yeah, I'm just not into women. But you just have an uglier woman. You're just like, well, that's still a woman.

You're like, why is your girlfriend so ugly? You go, I'm just not really into chicks. I'm still into chicks. That's just a grosser one. I have noticed, though, for a technology that doesn't seem to be adopted, people are not liking, is at Whole Foods, you can pay with your palm. I don't know. Have you seen that? They literally just skip the step of standing.

Is that what the guy told you? He goes, it's going to be $10, or something involving your palm might make this little charge go away. You just let me use your hand for a few minutes. You want to just step back and we... That's a weird way to pay for the parking garage, but okay. You only just buy a ticket from the machine.

If you want to use two palms, we give you money. Because you can pay for all these groceries with your mouth. Just use it in there. So is it like a new technology? Has this been tested yet? Has this been approved by the government? How is this linked to my bank account?

Oh, shit. That's you at the CVS. So mine just comes out now? Oh, shit. I was laughing about the idea, because you know how everyone has low attention spans? Yeah. The idea of when you're having you're having sex with a girl and you have to put your ipad with videos of uh soap getting sliced on their back

just made videos of like industrial crushers just crushing paint cans you put that on her back while you're having sex with the doggies now oh shit yeah but anyways yeah that pop thing people are not i don't see anybody using that whenever i go grocery shopping nobody's like i don't want to stand my fucking palm yeah i don't want to like i don't need my palm print in amazon's database to save myself like i don't know quarter of a second every time i go grocery shopping my cards i can swipe my card just dude it's not i don't even swipe it's like i hit two buttons on my phone I guess it's for people who don't even I don't even want to have my phone

If I just get caught out with just my hand And I don't have anything else I can go buy stuff At that point I'm just stealing So Well anyways They did with all the problems There's something That will solve it You know

The kid getting blackface Kim Jong Il Everyone's bald The Middle East Ireland We got Russia Forbes has a big solution Three ways to

De-center whiteness In your workplace Oh okay They got killed And they changed the thing But it's all the stuff That you'd think it would be Just de-centering whiteness

Yes And I think that Ireland needs a De-centered whiteness yes and i think that ireland needs a decentered whiteness i think that israel and palestine yeah that's what kim jong-il that's their big problem and he's done a really good job of decentering whiteness china d china's done so much china's just kind of it's a diversity haven all this shit's going on in the world china's got a concentration camp nobody cares about it they're like all their muslims in a concentration camp nobody cares they're kind of just low-key, under the radar, just slowly, just aiming to be top 10.

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So he basically did this game in Japan that was supposed to promote females playing baseball. Yeah, it was like the top women high school baseball players. And he just went and played full out 110% and just struck out every girl. Yeah, he's 50. It was like Steven Seagal with the extras. Kind of. It was impressive too.

I think his fastball got up to like 88. He did not want to take it easy. I mean, dude, it depends who you are but a lot of times, you know, you're just like your body doesn't hold up. But I guess some guys are – he's just got that. Also, it helped he was playing against high school girls. Yeah.

But he didn't even bat. Like, he was one of the greatest hitters of all time, partially because he was so fast. And then I think he only went two for five, though, which is not – I think he would – But he struck everyone out. He struck – yeah, yeah. That was the funny part, that he just went just went hard but um okay there's two things i gotta show you this guy but

i have an article that this is pretty good news for you okay small penis fall is officially here to sell yeah buddy the reason it's funny is it's some girl that was trying to say, hey, men need some body positivity too? Okay. And it would be easy to interpret the small penis fall as a mean-spirited joke at the expense of less endowed men. But Bitchel insists that this is not intended to do that and shame people with small penises, but rather celebrate them. Admittedly, in a kind of silly way. Do you think any guy with a small dick is pumped that they're doing small penis fall?

Matt, just anyone. Great news. Yeah, small penis fall. You go, what does this entail? We did something for you, too. Free handies? Yeah. No.

Dudes do not want... No one wants small penis fall. They want you to stop talking about it. Yeah, let's check that. People with small penises are definitely in on the fun and not the butt of the joke. We give you a crown. Just because you're a king.

Yeah, you get a fancy shirt that you got to wear all the time just so people know that you're. Can you imagine someone like, someone that's got a tiny one and his girlfriend is just trying to be like celebrating him. He's like, oh, a whole season, huh, someone that's got a tiny one and his girlfriend's just trying to be, like, celebrating him? It's like, oh, a whole season, huh? We had to do a... No, you come home, she has all her friends there and just be like, we're celebrating

a small penis king. But, like, I love all the trans stuff. They'll be like, trans awareness day, week. And you go, oh, we're doing a whole season for a small penis, huh? Not even just three full months of this, huh? Small penis three quarters. Yeah. All right. We penis, three quarters.

We are celebrating a king. There he is. He walks in. Here's the king of the castle, everybody. With the smallest penis in the land. Your parents are there, everyone. Your girlfriend has a surprise small penis party for you. They have all those stupid bachelorette,

with the lollipops, the dick lollipops, but they're all like really extra small. Our king has arrived. And the guy's like, can everyone please leave? Just again. We are, this is a, here's a celebration. Yeah, I just, that would be a nightmare for a guy. Anyone drawing attention to the small fetus ball. Nobody wants that.

Chick probably saw all the other things that are getting going. She goes, it seems so easy to just start anew. No, you just want people to leave it. Listen, I wouldn't want a 13-inch fucking summer either. You know what I mean? And I wouldn't want the middle 13 inches being celebrated or the top. I wouldn't want them to celebrate the top 13,

the bottom 13, or the middle 13. We're or the top or the i don't want them to celebrate the top 13 the bottom 13 or the middle 13 tripod winter it's just not happening no i don't just leave me out of it i'm glad it's blowing up everyone seems to be having a lot of fun except for the guys with the d not blowing up no it's not blowing up and the guys with the d's are not happy with small penis fall why fall i've got a d i've gotten dms from a ton of guys with small penises thanking me for showing them love uh saying that it makes me feel good and it makes me feel good to be helping people it's like those guys are trying to smash you yeah if you got a small d and you're saying that i love small d's and i'm celebrating small d's obviously they're trying to shoot their shot well guys are obviously like this chick's a whore like i'm gonna at least

try here she's like her all she thinks about the cocks. I'll tell you what, if you make a holiday celebrating any type of penis, I guarantee you're getting some DMs. Yeah, if you go on Love Penises and people check and see if you're single

or you're not. You're getting some DMs regardless. On the subject of helping people, she even launched a small penis fall ice bucket challenge. So she's pouring ice on her for small penises. this is the kind of

thing i would i would i would suck if this was your girlfriend and she was like you're dating this girl you just do her whole identity is small penis awareness you're just like please stop please stop just entirely social media dedicated to small penis and small penis Your girlfriend is on social medias And I will now pour ice on myself On behalf of the small penis community And your boyfriend is in the background Like hi Hey

This has nothing to do with me I actually have a decent one Yeah I got a decent rod This is just We're just trying to support the boys here She goes Encouraging men with larger penises to immerse their junk in cold ice water to shrink their penises what do you think that would make anyone with a small d feel better i'm fucking huge dude you're gonna go to literally like a cold plunge a porn star

fucking takes his dick puts it in ice water like hey i'm just like you just like us i was like i'm actually doing that for fat girls like fucking where uh a girl puts a fat suit on in support where girls eat nine meals in one day in solidarity with these fat pigs dipping their dicks in ice water to fucking celebrate. Just tucking it. Shut up. Just tucking. I can't imagine anyone would think this is good. Okay, I got this alpha guy. So there's this dude. I like alpha guys.

I found this guy in my own accord, right? And I couldn't believe what I was seeing. So I was looking around. I go, this can't be real, right? Check this guy out. This is... So his whole thing is he's been drinking his own pee Yeah

I sent it to you I sent it to like four people I'm like this is real right And then I saw him he's going on other people's podcasts Yeah I wouldn't look like you can kind of tell Either he's the longest It's kind of like a decent looking dude and his whole deal Is he drinks his own pee and then he goes on podcasts And talks about it Things have gotten a little out of control right now,

I think it's fair to say. I had been drinking my own urine since 2005. I heard it was a health thing or whatever, and I wanted to try it, and I think I was driving to San Francisco,

and I didn't want to stop. Of course you were driving. That is the, not even the San Francisco thing, that is the craziest thing where you're like, like, I'm impulsive. I'll be the first to admit, I'm a very impulsive person.

I've never just been listening to a podcast, driving, and someone's like, yeah, I heard about drinking your pee. You go, word? And you just piss in a fucking empty coffee cup, piss in it, and start drinking it before the guys finish talking about the health benefits of it. That's crazy. He goes, yeah, I couldn't to to even get to my destination i'm like i have to drink my piss right now because it was just like some fucking offhand thing someone said pull over the car but i didn't even pull over he's

just pissing now this guy it's wild cup and i and i drank it and i was like ah that's not that bad and i like the energetic it's like a hair of the dog. It's like you're a biocomputer, right? You're a complete intelligent being. You boys want some hair of the dog? All right, bring out the cups. You go, you didn't put anything in the cups. He goes, hair of the dog. Hair of the dog. And then this just came out of you, and you put it right back in,

and it's like a diagnostic tool. It's like a hair of the dog. It's like, this is what's going on with you. And now it's like, there's too much coffee. I'm like, oh, yeah, I don't like that. I can feel things. You can tell. I can feel things.

Wow. For sure. So now he's saying he drinks his pee. Like a simole. He takes his piss and he goes, hold on. He goes, hey, do you want to do dessert? And you go, I can't. You know what?

I just want to see. I might have had a lot of sugar today. You know what? I just want to see I might have had a lot of sugar today You know what? I think I'm actually good Yeah, yeah That was dessert enough for me But he thinks He's been switching around

In his mouth And he was just like Yeah No, I think I had Too many cups of coffee today I'm actually good So he's been doing tests On himself like that

He just drinks his own piss Yeah I snort it I age it and it's amazing that's nasty he's aging it now you ever walked into like a bathroom where like the zero sunscreen wow my sunscreen is my nutrition and i'm not advocating for anybody to do it i'm just reporting live you're telling me what you're doing so instead of sunscreen this is you know you guys fucking you

see those you see those like those ads where you go like these are like these three tricks and like big pharma doesn't want you to know that of course you're like yeah there's no money to be made if you could just instead of buying sunscreen you could just piss on yourself well i think just at the beach just at the beach fucking pissing and just waiting and go yeah that's the best sunscreen

nature sunscreen bringing a girl to the beach and be like hey do you mind putting this on me do you want to get my back yeah and he's well he's saying

it's everything he goes to the doctor and the doctor's like alright take your pants off he goes I will take my pants off piss in this cup drink it

and then leave because I don't need you anymore you think he's like got a little David Blaine action where he goes doctor he goes can you piss in this cup he goes i will take out my pants off piss in this cup drink it and then leave because i don't need you anymore you think he's like got a little david blaine action where he goes doctor he pisses in this cup he goes one second brings it up well then i saw him he's on another podcast he's because that's when i found him i actually know this guy uh but he's on this guy's podcast what if we get the b drinker? What's the science behind your own pee? Yeah, it's more of the folklore that I know. So it's hair of the dog. He's always hair of the dog.

It's going to teach the biocomputer like, oh, okay, because you're just tasting yourself, right? And so I have a little bit in the morning, and the topical I really like for the skin as well. I do use it for my skin. So you pee on your skin? I pee in a mason jar and i let it ferment for a couple weeks he said did piss in a mason jar and like an airtight oh my god imagine dating this guy i mean logically you think the next step is shit right that's what'm saying. It does feel like this guy's like, if I got this much benefits from piss.

Yeah. Every dude who you see living under a bridge with shit matted in his hair and just smeared all over his face started as the pee drinker guy. This guy's something else, huh? Or the joke's on us, by the way. Or the joke is totally on us. It's not on us. And he goes, yeah, dude, you guys stay sick while I'm drinking my piss.

He does look okay. Yeah, he looks like a pretty healthy guy. That's pretty crazy. Actually, we had a breaking news before the podcast started. Washington Post drops eye-popping report on the mega-dumbs, doms, and the libtard subs infiltrating the kink community. Libtard subs? Danny, you got this article. libtard sub is incredible and they wanted to be punished by the they want to be punished for like

voting for trump and stuff the washington post published an eye popping report on the political humiliation libtard subs who fantasize about dot being dominated by mega doms and vice versa so you're just like some soy like libtard person and then you have something like who fantasize about being dominated by mega-doms and vice versa. So you're just like some soy-like, lip-tart person, and then you have something like chicken and MAGA hat? Yeah, you kind of go on the ground and you go, just so you know, I hate Kamala Harris. I'm building the wall. I'm a bad boy.

I'm a bad boy. I want to close the border. I watched a Ben Shapiro video. What? The guy's name is Lieberman, too, which is hilarious. JJ, you could be him, too. So, Andrew Tate, they did a thing in, I think it's Australia. Yeah, Australian government.

They basically have a whole, I'll tell you what, a government, they basically put a bunch of money, $3.5 million into the funding, into the school system, into a program that is supposed to deprogram the young boys off Andrew Tate. A deprogramming program.

We know someone that might say something to this program. Abuela! That seems like a good did you see the Andrew Tate video uh recently he's on Piers Morgan it's incredible and uh he goes you know did you ever uh cry when you were in the prison and he goes at one point there were tears rolling down my eyes but I did not cry yeah he goes well if you're tears then you cried right he goes I don't see it that way he goes I think he said he's working so you didn't cry yeah he goes well if you're tears then you cried right he goes i don't see it that way he goes i think he said he's working so you didn't cry and he goes i beg to differ i was like that's great he's the goat he goes nope nope he doesn't cry but so this the schools

are doing um this is what schools are doing to combat and your tape but the problem is they're the thing is if you want to have, there is something to be said about, you know, if you're like, oh, give kids a better role models or whatever. But the problem is girls' paws are all over this thing, right? For sure. They're trying to combat the influence of Tate and other similar internet personalities among young men, implementing a $3.5 million program to tackle harmful messages, extremely toxic masculinity in social media the strategy known as healthy masculinities project will launch in 2024 so it's not the craziest idea but you have to start by admitting like it's actually not that toxic but you can give people a better one no they're gonna this is gonna be a dude think about if you're a 10 or 11 year old

kid who's like seen to entertain on tiktok you kind of find it funny and then you're like you know kind of short hair frumpy chick teacher comes in or like oh we're going to be doing a course today on uh combating like and you're like you're all you're joking like the whole time you're like none of this is getting through to me if anything i'm more toxic after this it would be hilarious but you just you know it's so like uh transparent what's going on like they probably don't even refute it well and you're just you leave being like yeah i'm if anything i believe it more exactly what's gonna happen and they're basically going in there being like everything that boys do is toxic because

because they're in ideology at its core is like a mess this is sort of what i was thinking recently because there's a lot of people recently on, there's been kind of like a push, and on other platforms too, to say that there's sort of a lot of problems with dudes, like a loneliness epidemic, and you can't get girls, and suicide, and stuff like that, right? But the problem is, there was a big one that someone posted, hey, there was this epidemic of men who are lonely in some country or whatever right and then some like girl with a big following quote tweeted it being like women we can't walk outside without being murdered men were sad like that and that goes super viral and it was just like it is a mistake that dudes sort of make and you to try to get

sympathy from girls like the problem the thing is most of your problems will never telling a woman will never help so that when this type of thing when they're trying to tell uh when they're trying to if they're trying to make anything that would like make men's lives better or boys lives better you need to keep women like away from that because as soon as women get into it they'll start they'll start uh doing all the stuff that they're that all of the people they're trying to get rid of are fighting in the first place yeah and it's just the conceit of it all just seems so apparent where you're like you're not you're trying to just bring men down not like you're not trying to like oh we're trying to just because they can't accept what like basic principle the actual truth right if you if you're living in a

fantasy land the first i think of the first step for people like to listen to anyone is they go i can't think you're lying yeah and as soon as i'm like yeah the stuff you're saying is bullshit and then you i'm definitely not listening when you come in and being like welcome to being a man yeah totally like there's one thing excuse me excuse me time for masculinity positive masculinity 101 yeah this is gonna be uh everybody's just getting sent out in the hallway yeah every kid's gonna get kicked out of that getting kicked out of the positive masculine and what do the girls do during that they probably go to um they probably like literally get to go to like an ice cream shop they're 3.5 million dollars they go we're not toxic so we're gonna all go have a nice afternoon eating ice cream while you

men get reprogrammed. Exactly. Yeah. That's not fair. But I think that that's why there is some benefit to dudes talking to each other and stuff like that and whatever. But I'll tell you- Online, maybe anonymously on 4chan, stuff like that.

But- Yeah. I don't think that maybe. No, no, no. Maybe. Yeah. I mean, it's maybe more than the other option for some people, right? Having some sort of community.

But I think that just in general, and it's not even like a dig on women or anything. I think if dudes are ever trying to like solve a problem or better themselves, I think it's rarely helpful to try to get sympathy from women. I think it always just makes it worse. And that's their game. That's another problem. you can never beat them at their own game that's their own game and they're and it's impossible for them to not play like you can be like you you'll notice like most times you tell a girl something they'll kind of in their mind at the very least they start thinking like well actually i have kind of a heart you know yeah of course i

think getting sympathy for women it doesn't benefit you it doesn't help so i think that that's the problem is guys want their thing to be recognized and but complaining is like you know women have accomplished a lot by being like loud and vocal uh yeah and they're trying to like their game yeah and so it's like dude's trying to do like a girl way yeah oh yeah well that worked for you so i'm gonna fight fire you're like no you're like you're gonna lose because that's their game and it didn't work that good for them. It just made, you know, just made the gender divide bigger, probably. Yeah. Yeah. I would not do it that way.

So, yeah, you definitely want to ignore all of their things. But I don't think you're trying to try to convince girls like the dudes have it hard and this and that. It's like it's such a useless game. The only way you just have to win. You have to win. You have to solve your problems on your own. You have to solve your problem and win.

And that'll piss them off the most because then you know if if you could without even mentioning it somehow widen the gender pay gap again just from actual like productivity and and like value creation oh you know and then women are just like but then again they'll try and claw that back with their complaining uh-huh but at least you go but you know you know that you did it the right way i think so i've yeah so when you sort of see that stuff so whenever they're trying to if they are trying to like uh give boys masculine and stuff it was like the truth is don't feed them ideology at all just be like you know what if you're like oh this guy's talks or whatever you know would help like uh get that guy playing sports yeah for sure like you know what i mean

yeah have that guy try to try to convince him to be productive and also but it's like very careful about the things you choose to say are like the toxic and you have to obviously andrew does have some traits but that's what i'm saying you're gonna say all of it you have to admit like okay he's right about that stuff but we're just gonna dole it back a little bit you can't just be like if you have to say oh andrew tate's wrong about everything yeah you go okay well it's a trump thing you know yeah we're gonna say we don't like him so he's wrong about everything you know okay well you're gonna not do well here you're just making yourself a liar

yep um so i think that that's a mistake some dudes make online girls did a massive rebrand recently and it's time for the dudes to do their rebrand where they go we're not you know we're not fat we're beautiful yeah you know we're not i'm not a slut i'm sex positive not annoying i'm non-binary well we have to do our massive rebrand yeah okay i'm not unemployed i'm available i'm available i'm available i'm a part of the workforce not on 4chan all day i'm in the know yeah i didn't punch holes in that drywall i exerted i work in demolition yeah we just have to do our own i work in organic demolition organic demolition is the guy punching holes in the wall because you don't want to do your guy version of the girl articles. No.

Which I have a couple little montage of crappy girl articles. They go, Olivia Colman praises Harry Styles' attractive, non-aggressive role model. Olivia Colman expressed women's preference for positive and gentle role models over Andrew Tate's in the world. And you're just like, yes, you don't need to exert dominance when you're a famous guy. Yeah, when you're one of the most famous musicians, good-looking musicians in the world.

Because it's done for you. It's like, you know what I mean? If you're the king, you don't need to come out there and let everyone know that you're physically dominant. It's done for you. Yeah, your alpha male status is enshrined when you sell out Wembley Stadium two nights in a row. Exactly, right? You're good. So you don't have to do that because it's done for you.

It's like literally where he wears a dress. He's trying to be like, how gay can I get before people even take me down a peg? They can't, yeah. He can do whatever he wants. Here's a good one. The beauty industry is sexist. I think the beauty industry is sexist.

It objectifies women a lot of times. It can really boil women down to just their appearance. Isn't that a good one? The appearance industry is all about appearance. This is the classic thing, though. This is the biggest Instagram influencer. Literally the biggest makeup influencer on Instagram. She has like 50 million followers or whatever.

And now she's like, oh, you know what? Instagram's bad. You're like, yeah, because you already started a billion dollar enterprise. Then you go, oh, it's bad. You got to stay away from these women. What do you mean the beauty is sexist? The whole thing is you're deceptive. That is such a mind fuck to just be like, you know, beauty.

The beauty industry, which is the whole purpose of it is to try to make you more beautiful. Deceive. Is paying too much attention to beauty. Yeah. It's like saying the NBA is focusing too much on athletics. They're past getting some just gross chick and putting makeup on them and being like, see what they look like.

Now they're like, even that is bad. But we're still going to do it. I mean, how do you display your products? You still sell makeup. No clue. I don't even know. No clue. This is like like you're like you say something what do you mean you see kim kardashian's new product uh no that's basically uh a bra that has fake nipples oh yeah i did see that yeah basically you look like the girl from fucking villain from austin powers you know what that's a that's peak

like we don't want men objectifying us like also we're fucking putting fake nipples on what happens when you have big nips though it's like a guy a guy having like a bulge and being like stop looking at my balls it's like well you have this enormous bulge and you're wearing spandex pants like eyes up here like you lose the right to say eyes up here when you got fake nipples on poking out of your shirt I think a little bit. She's so influential she can just do any dumb thing in just some portion of people just do it.

Just chicks are going to be walking around with these nipple bras. Well there's good news for the boys though. Phantom pregnancy has happened why don't we talk about them? Basically they're saying that some, I don't know who figured this out. like when you have a twin yes like twin pains but they're saying when your girl's pregnant yeah some of the dudes also feel

it too she's just like i need you to get me something you actually my pregnancy yeah it hurts too i'm also experiencing a little crazy how it happens just a millisecond later though it always happens a million she's like oh can you rub my feet you rub my feet i'm also my fan in pregnancy why don't we do some sort of little foot rubbing 69 situation okay this uh man we've gone through a little bit of riffraff there this is a t talker right and she thinks that restaurants are using dating apps to trick women into eating at their it's pretty good right so this girl says it doesn't quite pass the smell test to me she arrived at the restaurant oh it's there's the other people are agreeing with her no i know i guess obviously it doesn't pass the smell test that it's happening

no no i guess just read the thing. To her restaurant, her date has asked her to meet at, only to realize when she didn't show up, he had unmatched her. Frustrated but dolled up, the woman decided to buy dinner for herself after she made the effort to go out, only to see a video of another woman who was also stood up at the same restaurant by someone she was unmatched with on the same dating app. She found out that there are restaurants now posing as people on dating apps stood up at the same restaurant by someone she was unmatched with on the same dating app yeah she found out that there are restaurants now posing as people on dating apps just so you go to their

business it's so funny and once you get stood up do you think that actually happens well it does first off it makes sense that something like that would happen even though it's so short term because that would eventually get found out and you get put on like absolute like nothing is worse than a bunch of chicks angry at you on the internet like that's the end of your fucking i don't think wait oh i agree that this they're not doing that oh well i don't know what's going on but this girl got stood up and she's sitting at the restaurant and she goes wait a second this is a big scam to get me to eat here and it was like no they found someone else who got set up at the same circumstances in the same restaurant but like if you're saying you're maybe it's the same guy i know but say you're a restaurant maybe i'll tell you what it might be

yeah it might be a guy and he does matches with them and then they walk into the restaurant he knows how to look he has the newspaper and he takes a look and then when he sees them in person and then he goes he waves it off and unmatches and then he that's possible and then he puts the fake because it just doesn't make sense to me the amount of work that would be required to get a first date surely cannot be worth uh like the chance of a woman buying a meal for herself not a chance you know what i mean there's plenty of women that get stood up and don't sit there in the restaurant and buy themselves a meal because they weren't planning on paying for it probably the first starter most wouldn't they'd be like a woman would be like this is so sad i'm just gonna sit here and eat a meal by

myself the only thing i can think of is maybe it's an ai thing it's you know the profile's so souped up and it's one of those like profiles where they have like very few messages and then the guy's like you know i'm just straight to the point if you want to like me let's just meet i don't like to texting kind of thing and then sends that message a million times and that that really quick exchange and he goes like and that's it but i don't know i don't think this is happening i so far there's it's her and she's found one other that is not evidence no two girls it's her and she's found one other. That is not evidence.

Two girls got stood up, and the conclusion they've drawn is the restaurant has this massive network of people going on Tinder to make them come to the restaurant. Yeah, I think so. And then knowing they stand up, because it would be like, you'd have to do it to so many girls.

It sounds like something, if I was 13 right now, that would be like a prank. It would be a funny prank. I'd be making fake Tinder accounts and stuff stuff and then i'd be fucking with chicks and then making them like go to restaurants and then i'd be and then i'd be like sitting at the restaurant yeah maybe or whatever and you're sitting there and just like drinking a milkshake just hooser i don't know and then a wife uh she this is even better so this wife threatened to protest a brothel where her husband spent 4k on seven hour sex bender and take it up with the husband not us so this is like

the husband's worst nightmare because the wife's going like real public with the husband i mean it's amazing though that most chicks would just be like we're getting divorced i know she he somehow made her think like it's not my fault she is a ride or die a little bit, you might say, right? A bit of a pick-me. A wife has threatened to protest outside the brothel on the Gold Coast after her husband sent $6,000 on a seven-hour sex bender. Seven hours is crazy, too. The man attended the Pentagon Grimm where he had intercourse with two.

This is what you get for the six grand, it says. He has two chicks, seven hours, fetishes, and fantasies. A little Lib Dom stuff? A little Lib Tard Dom stuff? I don't know what he did. I think it must have been like Lib Tard Dom stuff. After seven hours, the workers said they were too tired to continue. He made them tap out.

Seven hours? That's insane. His irate wife let her turn up at the brothel but you're right the guy comes home and then basically she saw the credit card statement seven hours instead of like black yelling at him she i think she sort of brings him by the ear whatever she goes he has an alcohol problem and you're taking advantage of my sick husband seven hours seven hours at some point you're sobering up in those seven hours. Yeah, you'd think so. I mean, not everybody.

I guess some people do. Going to the brothel for seven hours. You've got to be quite the Hunter Biden. Let's go for seven hours. I don't know what you do there. What do you do for seven hours? She politely explained that the man seemed sober in the footage and had successfully negotiated.

Also, the people are like, I was bone sober. Yeah, he was negotiating some deals. He negotiated a deal. So that is funny telling your wife. You're like, I was blackout drunk. And then on the thing, you're like, listen, okay, I don't know. 6,000 seems a little. Can we go 550? He goes, are you drunk?

You go, no, I'll take a breathalyzer right now. You're going to say zeros. All right, I'd like to see it sitting around 5,000. It looks worse than it is, honey. All right, read that back to me. All right, we're taking the two girls it's gonna be 4500 we're gonna have seven hours each until or if they tap out and for every hour they tap out we're gonna take off the guy's just like hardcore negotiating yeah but i thought that was kind of uh i mean that's a ballsy move that is a majorly

ballsy move to if you're that guy to somehow try to switch it around like that it does take your licks you think the the place has in a weird thing because if she protests outside the brothel that isn't good for business no however i don't know i don't know the legal well it's good for business in the sense that all this press is uh publicizing their brothel yeah which is. Well, it's good for business in the sense that all this press is publicizing their brothel, which is probably good, but it's bad for business because no guy would want to walk in when there's someone with a sign. For your age. Someone's wife with a sign outside.

You don't want to go to the heat score fucking brothel. You want the low key brothel. You're outside the brothel and there's a wife standing outside there. I mean, I think the move though is you- All you need to do is make a brothel that no one will go there. All you need to do is stand outside with a camera yeah that's what she should say to do she goes if you don't give me my money back i'm gonna stand outside every day with a camera yeah or you get like a giant led like panel van with a camera that like live streams onto the van and just

circles the block just i'm putting i'm leaving a live stream outside the brothel yeah that would basically run them out of town probably but then i wonder if anyone's ever done that just be like hey i don't want this brothel next door my house yeah so you know it's too close to my house so what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna just put a camera that streams 24 7 uh beside it yeah i think generally the type of people who run brothels are not super uh reasonable in terms of this stuff and they will probably hurt you that's what i'm saying they'll just go smash your camera and you go they'll probably go smash you they might smash you too yeah this is organized crime a lot of times i think so yakuza yeah i don't know i think you're yeah if you're gonna try and just like reason with brothel owners other than maybe where

they're regulated i don't know i don't know what it's like in australia maybe they are regulated like vegas i imagine they not but maybe well the women that are in the blogging out outfits have been uh reeked have reached peak insanity because now they said what will it take to finally end sti stigma even in a sexually liberated generation people are still hell-bent on upholding i mean first off it's mostly chicks who are mad about sti so this is no this but this is such a crazy position being written by chicks because normally it's they make up a world and live in it i know but normally like the whole thing is it's women the sti issue is generally for it's an issue for women girls are like yeah when you put a condom on i don't want to get

but it's but like sti's like uh you know like things like whatever chlamydia like i think in their worst um version can make women like infertile and uh can cause actual issues for them whereas guys it's not an issue nothing just like maybe burns and then it goes away gonorrhea you could probably just have it from yeah that's what i'm saying but for women like legitimately they say oh i can like it'd be a problem it could become a problem and i could maybe not be able to have kids so then for women to be pushing this some sort of depopulation agenda going on here this is george george okay i'll give you one i'll give you that and i'll also add that maybe there's an element where they think they're like standing up for the gay community right like they they're sort of you know what i mean it's all just so tied in they're just like lost in the

sauce and they're just like these gay guys you know what I mean? It's all just so tied in. They're just like lost in the sauce. And they're just like these gay guys, you know, one of their gay friends comes and they go, oh, my gay friend didn't want to have sex with me because I have every STD. And they go, that's no good. Yeah. You know, the gays really care about that that much though? They don't. Gay guys are like chlamydia.

Who cares? Chlamydia. Are you giving them less of a shit? Yeah. But it's even funnier they go from a young age the mere existence of stis uh can be communicated like the black plague something to be feared and avoided from our parents and our health teachers the message is well received stis are bad so they're they're they basically for women well they want to the school to be like

all right now sometimes you might get an sti nothing wrong with that it's like it's legitimately like the health teachers are grown up you're gonna fuck you want to wrap it up but sometimes you're gonna forget to wrap it up and you might get a little you might get a little fucking dune dinged up but uh you just pop a couple pills get rid of that yeah i i i i can't even believe that they would say this. And maybe it's the false idea that STIs are a result of promiscuity. Obviously, that's true. First off, this isn't a public.

Yeah, it is true, obviously. It's not a public database. I'm sure some people have got STIs in their first time or whatever, but generally. Yeah, the exception doesn't make the rules. I'll tell you what, I was fucking banging way more back in the day, and I was getting way more STDs now. I somehow, dude, I honestly- Now, honestly, I don't know what to tell you.

Yeah, I somehow managed to never really get one. No? No. I think maybe one time once, I maybe- Well, yours doesn't go in that deep. I was out there, though i remember there was i was at some point i started to wonder i go am i immune am i immune to this shit or what's going on do you know how much girls have put the strap on in my ass and i haven't got a single std he never got clement or nothing no i don't think so i i mean i wasn't getting tested for it tell you that much it's the covid thing don't get tested don't you're not gonna apologize for

being you don't have to apologize on this podcast for being progressive no that's how much yeah that's how progressive you are i'm called a pioneer Yeah you were You were progressive About this stuff Back in the day It wasn't a big deal No I don't want to Shame any partners I was with

You don't want to Potentially go to Get tested And shame the partners I mean I drank my I drank my piss Tasted fine And I just was like

I used to have I used to have I would get tested And then I would Put it above my wall Yeah And then the girl Would say

That says from 1994 I go Yeah Still valid It's valid tested and then I would put it above my wall and then the girl would say, that says from 1994. It's still valid? It's valid? That's really funny. Do you think the piss drinker can taste STIs? He goes He 100% the piss drinker can. He swishes it around.

Gonorrhea. Right on. The stigma is heavy and is not caused by promiscuity. gonorrhea right now the stigma is heavy and is not caused by promiscuity I can also imagine the person

writing this just like sitting in their basement covered in lesions they got every SDI known to man warts all over their forehead the idea that like the dudes that are boning the most aren't getting the fucking most stds

yeah especially if you're going raw yeah that's even another thing they're not even why they mentioned that too but it's like they're like yeah it's the girls more that are just like yo she's a connie and the guy's like yeah well they have a lot more to lose yeah exactly knocked up but that's what i'm saying this is very accidentally like very uh bro dude of propaganda but why that's my question is the why for this i guess the only thing i can think of no difference between they want to it's like the super liberal feminism there's no difference between men and women so why should it's definitely where it's just gone so far that their brain has just turned to mush. But also there's a bit of it that my hypothesis is they're thinking about it in terms of the gay community. Yeah.

I think they're thinking about it in terms of like gay guys that are like shaming HIV. Okay. And then they're trying to like extrapolate that into like, and everyone shouldn't shame anything. Do gay guys shame HIV anymore? I'm sure there's some that don't love it. Yeah. No, I don't think it's like that shamed, no,

but I think that there's some guys that might not be their first choice. That's fair. That's fair. Do you see what happened with like Pete, you know how P. Diddy got cooked? Yeah, he's been in Luz a lot.

They keep coming after him. Yeah, so I don't know if you know what happened but so basically it was like p diddy eric adams jamie fox all and there was like a bunch of others that got uh hit with like a like a getting sued for sex assault yeah eric adams was kind of weird but what happened was they essentially had like a statute of limitations that got lifted yeah there's so that's where they all came from they essentially did like a last call yeah last call yeah yeah there is uh i saw the eric adams one was the last call i didn't know that's what the other one was just so funny that they essentially did like a last call for fucking so crazy because eric adams is like yeah i don't know who this

person is never met them no i know i don't know who it is and they go well you have to go to court and defend yourself now and at your expense yeah but that's what happens when they do the last call. I wonder how much evidence is required to bring a lawsuit like this forward. You know? Because to now tie up... Yeah, how do you even get into the court? Like, yeah, how do you... I mean, to get the article, zero.

No, article, whatever. Yeah, article, there's no standard there. You think about it and write it. Yeah, but to actually get into the legal system, they say, okay, well, what's your thing? I met Eric Adams, and he sexually assaulted me at a party in 1994. Yeah, I mean, I think it's just first-person testimonial

to get into the court. Yeah, like, do you need other people at least corroborating this who say, I was at the party. I don't know what you need. I know this happened. Surely there's no physical evidence. There's no's no evidence at all yeah because this is also the getting paid court too it's not the this is civil this is not criminal but there must be tons i

don't know who else but like this was a yeah yeah and then essentially the p diddy one made a lot of people realize that the the that the courts were back in session yeah the courts are back okay what are you gonna do what are you like yeah we're gonna go over to the patreon.com slash the boys cast don't be a hatred on

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