The Boyscast with Ryan Long - IS ANDREW TATE RIGHT?

Episode Date: August 5, 2022

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We are back for another episode of The BoyzCast. Extra bonus episode every week at patreon.com slash theboyzcast. Let's go! Let's go! The boys are pissed. Yeah, you know what it is. We're out here. Danny is all suntan and fat. Oh, I got fucking burnt and fat.

My man's been eating. He said, yes, please. You want seconds want seconds he said and thirds and fourths he was on a seafood diet a seaweed diet a seed there was no sea there was no seaweed a sea butthole diet there's no vegetables a sea french man diet you go oh i'm on a sea french man diet what does that mean ask the guy that's walking funny over there pierre ask pierre ask pierre more like pee pee on him and then he is gasping for air yeah i Ask the guy that's walking funny over there, Pierre. Pierre. Ask Pierre. More like pee on him and then he is gasping for air. Yeah, I waterboarded him with my pee. You put a maxi pad over top of his mouth and then you pee on him while he gasps for air. And he was like, no, no, no, no.

You called tabernac and then you said more like fucking tab on suck my cack. I was trying not to go suck my cack. I thought there was something better than suck my c there's never anything better than that i got my glasses on because we're doing as andrew tate right this week but before that oh should i get my glasses if you have glasses i suggest you get your glasses but your glasses are probably fucking stupid probably some fucking french glasses that look like you're the singer of REM. Little just dot. You've got two hearts on your eyes. That's what I'm predicting Danny's going to be doing. That's why Danny needs this soap.

All right, ready for this commercial? Have you seen this? Okay, I've got to show you this before we go. Top Gs. Yeah, yeah, we're doing the Top G. It's going to be a fair synopsis, but more importantly, I saw this. I'll tell you what, Andrew Tate did say that he doesn't really like the guys like this. But okay, watch this.

This is a guy. This is a new sales technique. If this is not the guy. Okay, I'll tell you what. If this is not the guy version of a girl telling you, like, if you really care about feminism, you'd buy this earring set. You know what I mean? Buy this nipple clamp for you know for family equality whatever it is right this is what this is what uh the guy version of that looks

like this is what they're selling you guys this stuff works this is a guy that was going through divorce became red pilled and decided to create his own business and what he made was basically handmade soap fused with pheromones that actually attract women. The formula was made by a clinical psychologist that did his PhD in the effects of pheromones. Yeah, he did. Of course, if you look at the title... That's the best, being a guy that does your PhD and getting pussy!

Seriously, that guy is probably fucking... People are keeping their distance from him on campus. I got a PhD in Tang. That guy must have not been very popular at the grad lounge. No, his nutty professor shit. He goes, how do I figure out ways for women to like me? And he's fucking got his beakers and pheromones and different

piss samples. Yeah, you go into the grad lounge, everyone's smoking cigarettes. You know what I mean? They've got their jackets with the stupid elbow patch on. They just finished giving a lecture about how climate change leads to more racism. And then you come in. You go, just figured out the perfect fragrance to get your dick soft.

It's a combination of different urines. It's a combination of different urines. But remember, we were talking about the girls that were trying their different techniques. I will say, listen, this guy's out here on See the real G shit Real G's like me and Danny They're out there telling you Listen here's the soap To get girls to try to fuck you more

How about a soap To get them to leave you alone That exists too It's called no soap It's called no soap Well that's the first problem With their It's called the frozen hunk of shit

You're just taking a shower You just Yeah you Well that's the first problem With their thing is that I don't take showers. Yeah. So that's my first problem. Second problem with their thing, a girl once said that to me. She was trying to give me a compliment.

She was like, you look like a guy that doesn't shower and it's kind of hot to me. That's what she said. What? That's not a compliment. Van Dad was there. Was that a compliment you want? We were making fun of her for saying that. Yeah, I was going to say. You go, what? No, I was like, I don't think that's a compliment. You think there Was that a compliment you want? We were making fun of her Yeah I was gonna say

You go what? No I was like I don't think You think she was negging you? No Was it her attempt at a neg? She was just a dirty little fuck Yeah she's like

You smell Yeah I think she was like You look like Just like a rubbish band dude You know what I mean? Just like a piece of trailer trash The way that you know Kid Rock who was doing

Awesome stuff If you saw Kid Rock Making out with trailer trash Tammy on the Jumbotron the baddest dude in the world, dude. Kid Rock, back in my good grace, is huge. But the soap commercial, if you're a dude that's good with women, the last thing you need is whatever tiny... It's just one of those things. It's the equivalent of a get

rich scheme but it's gonna make you 50 cents you know what I mean yeah this I mean this is someone who's like you the whoever who who's the person who made this is that the guy the fuck no he was he combined with this university professor like he's sort of the bro and the other guy's the science the bro science he's

the bro he's the bro he's the bro he's like yo it's like tango and cash you've got all that you know university professor science shit and i got the brains you know what i'm saying so we put that shit together bingo bango i mean you know what the does he have like uh uh are people like giving him fucking props for like it working and stuff dude everyone's you know everyone's sending them photos with them on the supermodel yacht with the 90 girls in dubai and then do they they wink at the soap they're like yeah yeah i think that's what you do thanks so thanks man soap by the way is there anything sadder than being like some fat slob that's like bad with girls and then buying like getting pussy soap

like you're so bad with women you know what i mean oh yeah you're like you're like you're willing to try anything i mean you know what in terms of trying stuff it's not gonna work but in terms of low effort trying stuff i guess it's something no my issue isn't so much that i mean it's not gonna work well but i was saying that my point is even if it did like have some you know ceremonial effect that actually girls do like in some sense if you're if you're like at a point where that type of marginal difference matters to you you're already dead in the water yes do you see what i'm saying of course it's the it's the fat disgust it's the girl like the vabbing thing where people like vabbing right it's like look i'll tell you if vabbing works if i can put your vagina juices on me and attract men

then vabbing works otherwise yeah yeah otherwise it's a real let's say a french man for example otherwise this ain't a real science experiment i don't know no but it's really when you take an 800 pound girl and she shows up caked in mascara and stuff like that, you go, what are you trying to do? Who are you trying to trick? Men? Yeah, exactly. But it's like, what guy is like, you know what, I would never.

It's like, oh, the lipstick, though. I'm pretty good, you know what I mean? But those lips be looking, I'm not saying you wouldn't do it, but I'm just saying the lipstick wasn't the deciding factor, that's for sure. So I think if you're at a point in your life where you're just so bad with women. Do you think there's any sort of like accidental scenario

where someone's just like fucking showers and they go, hey, can I use your shower? And then you forget to tell them about the soap and then they use the fucking pussy soap and then they're around and go, what is going on, ladies? Stay away from me.

I don't know what's going on. Like a gay guy? And he's walking around. What is happening? All these chicks won't leave me the fuck alone. I have no idea what's going on. The montage of you just beating up chicks with a stick. What's it called?

I think it's called. Oh, it's by entrepreneurs in cars, by the way. It's called Maverick. Maverick 3. Maverick 3. Oh, no, this one's good. Tactical Soap. Tactical Soap. Mission. Attraction. way it's called maverick maverick three maverick three oh no this one's good tactical soap tactical so mission attraction that actually sounds creepier when you call it tactical soap

that's like a guy's fucking showing up on a first date and he's wearing all army fatigues on like a first tinder date he put on his fucking tactical soap a natural pheromone soap that enhances alpha status, masculinity, attractiveness, and charisma. How does the soap enhance your charisma? Sounds like lies. As soon as you take the soap, you're just walking around stiff-armed and stuff.

Out of my way, you little bitch. So shaving with like a Bowie knife? Yeah, yeah. I gotta say that I'm not huge on the idea that this alpha soap is gonna fucking save your life. Tactical soap. Speaking of Danny and his Frenchmen,

women have been up to wacky stuff this week. Just this week? This little segment of what women are up to. Yeah, okay. What were you going to say? I was going to say one interesting, because I was in Europe, and there was one interesting thing that I noticed.

They're very anti-puppies in some places. What do you mean? There was a bunch of places in Italy where it's for men and women, it's illegal to have your shirt off walking around. Is that crazy? Men too? Men too. Yeah.

I couldn't believe it. I mean, I got so many tickets. Yeah, really? No, no, no. Not in a store. Outside. Danny got so many tickets, they kept coming up to him, ma'am, come on. No, no, no.

Not in a store. Outside. Danny got so many tickets they kept coming up to him. Ma'am, come on. I don't know what this feminism bullshit you have over in America, but put this shirt back on. No, French people are like

the original feminist pussies. No, this is in Italy. But Italy, same thing. But they're just like, for whatever reason, they're so stuck up that you can't even have fucking your shirt off

walking around. Is that because they see it as like, I look at this, a piece of trash kind of even Italians that was actually a good Italian but even like you can't have like a button-up shirt open walking around in the street it's illegal you look at these do my girl to man do my my girl was walking around and she had like a no I don't know what the shirt is but like from the back it looked like a fucking she had the shirt with like a bikini of a different girl on it.

No, she had the apron. The apron with the tits cut out, which I actually did see them selling there. Somewhere where we were. The apron with the holes and tits underneath. But she was walking around, and literally a police officer kind of ran up to her. Because from the back, it looked like she was wearing a bikini top. Sir, is this man abducted you? Yeah, but she wasn't but she wasn't

and then she goes what and she turned around and goes oh sorry but she was gonna give him fucking shit yeah they're very anti-puppies in Italy

that's wild do you think they just said that like you were walking around with your shirt on and they come up and they're like sir you gotta put

a shirt on you're like why you're like I don't know it's illegal they're like yeah sir I don't know it's's illegal. They're like, Yeah.

Sir, I don't know. It's like illegal or something. It's illegal. I get hurt a lot. Yeah. Where are you from? That's illegal here. That's all illegal.

Just get a fucking shirt on. You fat westerner. Take that shit back over to where you came from. Yeah. That's frigging stupid. Very anti-puppy down there. Weird. Yeah. French people stink, dude.

No, this is Italy. Italy. Wow. Italy. Italian people, I wouldn't expect less. I know. I was very shocked.

They don't give a shit about anything. You know what happens? You go to the police officers, like, sir, you can't be topless. And you go, oh, I didn't bring a shirt. And he goes,

we have them on file. And they give you like a standard issue like fucking grease stained wife what is this this marinara sauce you go yep yeah that's standard issue it comes from the government they have a factory of just grease ball italians they're rolling the meatballs over just like tons of fucking wife beaters comes with a chain they're like like a stamp. It's like an assembly line. You take one meatball, you dip it in the sauce, and you go, just like on the assembly line,

just stamping one after another. Government issue. Greasy meatballs. Someone's dipping their fingers in olive oil. They're like, that's their thing on the line. Just all day. They're working for big grease, wife be their thing on the line. Just all day. They're working for big grease white people. Yeah, big olive oil.

Hey, put your chain on, sir. It's illegal. You're allowed to have your shirt off, but you got to have the standard issue gold chain if you want to. And then you go, sir, you're missing something. You hit your chick and they go, all right, you're free to go. Mama mia. What girls were up to when you were gone, but also where you were in France, is the Tour de France.

I saw it. Actually, well, I didn't see the women's Tour de France, but we randomly... Bit of a lesbo convention. We were there on the last day of it, and it's a fucking big deal there. Oh, yeah? What, the women's one?

No, they don't give a shit about that. Did you see Brittany Grinner? They actually made the trade for the Merchant of Death. They actually went through with it? Uh-huh. Oh, I didn't see that. Yeah, Trump went on record, said he didn't think that it was the grade of a trade. I thought they said that it was...

Oh, okay. Was that today? No, it was like a week ago. No, they proposed it. I don't think it's... It hasn't gone through. No, it's happening. Oh, I didn't know that.

Okay, I missed that. I saw the proposal that they wanted the Merchant of Death and someone else. That was like three months ago. No, no, no. They had it in the last week. No, in the last week they said they proposed the Merchant of Death and someone else for Brittany Griner, which is like crazy. Well, these girls on the...

Basically what happened is on the female Tour de France, there's a hundred girls. More like the Hoor de France. Anybody said that yet? Yeah. More like the who are to France. Anybody said that yet? Yeah. More like the who are to can't ride a bike. Cause they basically, what happened was, is they accidentally,

I don't know if you saw the whole article, but they just had a pile up. Well, they, what happened was they accidentally put like a bunch of shopping centers beside the track. So they were all rubbernecking. And then they fucking go what

the what sales they had a purse sale that it was kind of like right beside the track right so all the girls were rubbernecking at the purse sale 50 off for saji purses so that's what happened and then the first girl fell and the other girl fell and then they were trying to get up because they were trying to get up so they can go run over to the shopping mall and get the purse and get back on the trail yeah and that's essentially what happened but then they got down there and they started scissoring and they sort of liked it yeah because they're all the scissoring is big because every single female athlete's a lesbo pretty much so this is nothing as bad as the w have you ever seen the old the the classic wnba all-star clip what happened They saw a cute guy in the stands and then fucking...

No, they're actually all gay. But no, this was way more embarrassing than this. Is the WNBA All-Star... Because this is like, you know, pileups happen in bicycling just because... They happen for you with friends with a bunch of guys at the monkeypox convention. Do you ever see the WNBA All-Star game where they did the tip and then they literally went the wrong way? Just the tip at the monkeypox convention. No, they went the wrong way.

And they're like, it was chaos. It was the tip off of the WNBA All-Star game. And then they win the tip. And then they go to the wrong end. And then they're like, it's literally like the Benny Hill. It's like, da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. And they're like, what the fuck? Wasn't there one where the girls scored on the wrong basket?

Yeah, that's what it was. The WNBA All-Star game. You go, that's embarrassing. That's fun stuff. Good shit. Yeah, they saw a cute guy and they had a big of a pileup. So a second part of what wacky shit girls are up to. What do you think of that?

It's pretty wacky. So this one might be an accidentally four boys, which I think I lost that sound. So people always ask where it is. If you're listening, someone messaged me saying you made it have them send it in I think it was yeah same guy

made the intro but what's happening is I am also in the we're getting a live streaming set up and we're also going to get a soundboard

and a bunch of other stuff coming in so this voice cast is expanding I can't wait for that oh body we are spending big pimp

and spending cheese that we don't have that I've lost on the stock market. So if everyone wants to subscribe to the Patreon, it's time to get rich. We're out here. Me and Danny are trying to become zillionaires. We got our pheromone soap, and I'm about to get rich.

We're expanding always. Well, girls decided that in order to stick it to men, to stick it to the patriarchy. Well, that's why they're getting it stuck to, you know what I mean? Well, you also hate men, but you also like sticking it to them, if you know what I mean, on his little France trip.

I stuck it to them. So what happened was a bunch of girls did a climb of a big mountain and they wore sinks on their back. This is so crazy, dude. Dude, girls rule. Yeah, they're're amazing just to prove us some point yeah so basically a bunch of girls you have to look at this there's an article in metro if you want to see it so women climb up uh this i think it's called scaffold pike and they they basically strapped kitchens sinks to their back to say that you know girls shouldn't have to be carrying all

the household duties yeah which i think they should have gone farther i would like to see like a spatula just duct taped to one of the girls heads yeah you know what i mean maybe a girl uh climbs the everglades wearing oven mitts something yeah maybe like one of those splash guards as their hats just constantly like a beer funnel but it has drano in it so they're just constantly like a beer funnel but it has Drano in it so they're just constantly drinking Drano to show that this is what the world does to us it's constantly watering down our good ideas are constantly watering down our entrepreneurial ideas and our talent with Drano I think they left them on the top of the like like kind of uh you know like uh planting the flag of women i think but like not realizing i was sending the wrong message to go this is our flag the sink we climb

this mountain and we're leaving our sink on the top of the mountain women have been here yeah you're right yeah we could tell because you left the goddamn sink up here with dirty dishes and that's their equivalent of spiking of football. You know what I mean? Like they get to the top of the mountain and spike the sponge. My favorite thing was they climbed up, but they had a team alongside. You see this? It goes alongside of them.

They had a team bringing water and supplies. Because it was hard for them to reach it with the fucking sink on their back. It would have been more impressive if you could do the sink and your water. I love all that stuff when people you know what i mean you kind of uh do a whole thing like that but it like it was fake because other people were like it's kind of like the shows where they go naked in the wild or whatever but you go okay there's a whole camera yeah yeah there's a camera you know what i mean but i guess there's a few of the Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like there's a camera crew here. You know what I mean? But I guess there's a few of the shows where they just put them on a GoPro, but 99,

because they don't want someone to die on the show because that would be probably pretty bad for press, right? Not great for press. And not great for getting sued. Yeah. Good for ratings, though. Someone dies. Someone dies is good for rating.

So they said, this women did just this. With the sink serving as a metaphorical challenge to gender inequality and stereotypes. When you saw that, when you saw the girls struggling up that mountain with the sink, what did you, did you think to yourself, like, shit, I got to do the dishes? No, I said, I told my girlfriend, I go, look, we're done. I can't handle you people anymore.

Yeah, that's it. I'm sorry. I'm putting my fucking anti-pheromone. Well, I just felt so bad for being a man. I go, you deserve to be with a woman. Yeah, that's it. I'm sorry. I'm putting my fucking anti-pheromone cell on. Well, I just felt so bad for being a man. I go, you deserve to be with a woman. Yeah, that's true. I'm sorry that you're with a man. That's unfair to you.

I'm sorry that you have to be with someone that societally does everything. Yeah. Oh, some teachers did it. And a dental nurse, they hiked up the 978 meters to the summit in just six hours. The guys do it in three. All to raise money for domestic abuse. Yeah, that's a little different. Do you think there's guys who do it?

They'll do the fucking, they're like, yeah, a bunch of Italian guys. We hiked up to the top of the mountain with granite on our back. We had the granite countertops. They took the sinks. We granite countertops. They took the sinks. We took the countertops. That's so funny. Everyone does that. Yeah.

They do their thing. The Italians do it with landscaping rocks. Yeah, just like whatever their thing is. Those Italians, let me tell you, they don't know how to build shit. Yeah, Mexican people, like Mexican women or whatever dudes, like hike to the top with a wheelbarrow full of sod. Oh, shit. Everybody's got that thing.

Just a baby taped to their, like, you know, every orifice, like a baby on their arm, baby on their leg. You have two babies taped to your legs like ankle weights, you know what I mean? Because of the abortion, to fight abortion rights. Maybe some aborted babies. Two aborted babies just duct taped to your ankles to fight abortion rights. All right, Longaloids. I got to...

Did you hear that's my new thing? The Longaloids, yeah. What do you think of Longaloids? I like Longaloids. What could your people be called? I would say... Polish cocks? Nah, that's not good.

Longoloids is insanely great. I'm dying. Longoloids is good because they have all furrowed brows. Could you get maybe some sort of... Because you want to make them look like they're cavemen, basically, somehow. Why is that? Because it's not like the mongoloid thing. No, no, no.

Mongoloids are like a retarded. Yeah, isn't that what that is a play on on i thought you were trying to say mongolians why do mongoloids have furrowed brows aren't they isn't that the whole thing that they're kind of like you're saying mongolians our thing has nothing to do with mongolians who said anything about mongolians did you say they're longolians or longoloids well what are you talking about furrowed i'm talking about mongoloids say that to their face look in the camera and say it to the longoloids coming for you you fucking long tell the longoloids. Well, what are you talking about furrowed brow? I'm talking about mongoloids. Say that to their face. Look in the camera and say it to the longaloids. Coming for you, you fucking longaloids. Tell the longaloids to their face that they got a furrowed ass brow. They wouldn't understand what I'm saying with their fucking furrowed brow and their massive

craniums. The fucking, I guess yours could be like the trans, the trans, the trans, the transsexual, the dansexual. I'm just going to be transsexuals. Dansexuals. I'm just going to be Transexuals. Dansexuals is all right. But... Dansexuals. Because of our long-alloyed issues, and I suffer from a condition known as loopiness, and people know that about me.

I suffer from lupus. I suffer from lupus, and people know that about me, and I'm formally launching a campaign that Lyft, as a company, because one of the big things that they don't like is I forget to wear my mask. A lot of one of the things that they don't like is that sometimes I open the door at the wrong side.

So I'm officially an Uber man and I'm officially denouncing them and I'm declaring war on the company Lyft. You're a crappy company. The CEO of Lyft, you're a copycat company. First of all, you just stole someone else's idea. Have you watched the Uber show? Everything that Uber does, you just steal it after lyft you're a you're a copycat company first of all you just stole have you watched the uber show everything that uber does you just steal it after so you're garbage you're trash you're garbage you're retard phobic yeah on top of that yeah you're loopy phobic so i have a mental condition where i'm not able to remember to fucking look out the window i can't

remember to wear a mask i have a condition yeah i can't remember to wear a mask. I have a condition. Yeah. I can't remember every time to make sure some fucking dorky ass biker is not in the vicinity lift. I can't remember that every time because I have a condition called loopiness. This clip is going... Declaring war.

I will be getting my lawyers involved. This clip's going to age very poorly when you also get banned from Uber. Ryan's like, I'm a taxi man god damn it dude if uber like i'm a city bike man if uber wants smoke they can have it i got the guns out if uber wants a part of this i'm here i'm loopy and queer i i i recommend against it yeah they're discriminated i would recommend i would highly recommend against it Yeah they're discriminated I would highly recommend against it Can we join an Airbnb Kind of thing too because I got beef with them

Yeah but there's no replacement for Airbnbs So now we just There is it's Verbo and it's like the worst Fucking shit No I'll tell you what we're Motel 8 guys now I am a Motel 8 guy now Motel 8's not going to show up on your credit card They don't take credit cards.

You pay in cash by the hour. I don't have to meet up with some dork. I'll tell you what, I don't actually like Airbnb when I have to. You know, sometimes you'll have an Airbnb. The person's popping in right and left. I know. What is this? I stayed in an Airbnb once on tour in Vancouver.

It's supposed to be separate. It's a separate room to the guy. The guy, he keeps coming up to me being like, hey, you want a beer? He's trying to party with me. Oh, he's trying to party. Yeah, which I guess if you're chilling, but I'm like, no, I have real friends. Did he invoice you for that at the end of the trip? Was there a cleaning fee?

No. Bro fee? This was a lonely man that wanted people to stay at his like place yeah so that he could have a friend to hang out with i mean good strategy that should be illegal yeah i mean that should be in the reviews that should definitely be in the reviews yeah yeah this guy kept fucking coming over and wanting to hang this guy wants to fucking hang out with me his fucking star wars figurine collection he's trying he did he trying to show show me stuff and give me a tour of his house and stuff like that. He comes in and he goes, hey, Ryan, you want to have a catch?

No, I don't want to have a catch. I don't want to play catch. I'm here for comedy for a day. I don't want to play catch. So Airbnb, you're on the fucking shit list. Yeah, for banning me. Lyft, you're on the shit list. TikTok, you're on real for being... You're on the shit list. TikTok.

You're on real thin ice. You got your TikTok back, though. I got it back temporarily and then I got video deleted immediately and then now I have a permanent warning on my page.

Oh. So, just... We're watching people. Not a big fan of the CCP. No, we're watching people. The world is CCP. That's all that happens. The only thing

that's good in this world is that Indian Forrest Gump I saw the preview for. That... Holy shit. That's all that happens. The only thing that's good in this world is that Indian Forrest Gump, I saw the preview for. That, holy shit. It's the only thing that I've been happy about. That was really, you sent that to me and I watched it. Is that not the best thing you've ever seen? Go look up Indian Forrest Gump on YouTube. It's incredible.

They have a Punjabi Lieutenant Dan. It's Lieutenant Mohammed. It's the best thing I've ever seen. It's 15 years later. Yeah. More. 30 years. 30 years later,

they're remaking Forrest Gump and his name is like, you know, Darshwin or something. Yeah, yeah. The crazy thing is normally they'll just take the old one and then just overdub it,

which they've probably been doing in India. So everybody's like, yeah, we've watched Forrest Gump. It's not like we don't like nobody in India is like Forrest Gump. Never heard of it. They're just like, yeah, we know Forrest Gump. We all know for everybody knows Forrest Gump. The Indian Forrest Gump is the best thing I've seen in years.

Watched it three times. Do yourself a favor. It's funny because it's modern. Like it's not like, cause Forrest Gump is like, he's in the 60s, but this is now. But then they still give him the fucking 60s leg braces. Yeah. Even though it's supposed to be like, you know, 2006. You're right.

Yeah. But he's still... It's 2006 or something, but he still has the... And they give him really all the stuff. Like, the ping pong. It's all ping pong. The army. It's the exact same movie, but Indian.

Yeah. 10 out of 10. The thing I didn't get is... Because he's like a Sikh. I want to see like a... At one point he has a turban, but Indian. Yeah. 10 out of 10. The thing I didn't get is, because he's like a Sikh, and at one point he has a turban, but then at one point he doesn't. He can't decide. I thought you have to, yeah, I thought you can't cut your hair. Well, he couldn't decide. Yeah.

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And quit naturally and save 10%. So, we, I did a video about Top G, Andrew Tate. Yeah. And kind of, you know, doing pretty good on the internet.

And I was like, Danny's been gone, but for the last two weeks, this guy took over the world, right? I've been following him. I mean, has it really picked up in the last two weeks specifically? Yes. Like specifically?

I mean, I thought it was really popping off even before then. No, correct, yeah. Yeah, he's been out there. So, you know, and there is, I have a lot of thoughts on it. Yeah. And the been out there. So, you know, and there is, I have a lot of thoughts on it. Yeah. And the first one I'm going to say, I think that there's, you know, I'm going to say some

good things and some bad things or whatever, but this is my honest analysis after listening to his message. I think a lot of his message, if you actually boil it down to, and if you don't know who this guy is, he's kind of, if you don't know who this guy is, what are you fucking doing? Well, every, every, every six months girls find a new Trump, right? And he's that of i mean if you don't know who this guy is what are you fucking doing well every every every six months girls find a new trump right and he's that right now and he's sort of like a mix of dan blazerian and you know like a kind of like a trump or alex jones or something like that right yeah he's a very polarizing you know out there kind of guy but you don't really the one thing i will say you don't really see he's not showing off the chicks he shows off the car

but the chicks are like he's very much like bitches ain't shit because like you're not he's not showing off the chicks he shows off the car but the chicks are like he's very much like bitches ain't shit because like you're not he's not like here's me with 20 chicks well i will say like there's two parts one is like i think a lot of times people need the right message at the right time right so a lot of people do need to be shaken up by something and i've said that like there's so many people that i just feel like i need to shake up so a lot of the shit that he's saying i'm like you know you'll see points that he makes he just makes them in a different way but i'm like yeah like i've said a lot of this stuff on this podcast yeah i've been saying this stuff in real life like a lot of this shit that guys i mean i remember how much stuff just the amount of stuff

that girls don't know about what guys actually want and they can pretend like the amount of times yeah no shit you don't want a girl that's a hoe yeah like no shit like you know what i mean no shit like obviously in an ideal scenario you uh like smash a ton of girls and have a chick like that's yeah you're right so and that is like the hollywood stuff and the idea of like yo if you get rich enough you can get but again none of it's free sometimes you have enough capital and that's all social capital. That might be capital of how much more valuable you are than the girl. How do you want to use it? Some guys might want to use it to tell the girl to not bug them.

If you can use it on, like, I'm going to be banging lots of other girls, that's not free. No. So it's like... I use the capital for an electric collar. With a remote. So I think there is something to be like a lot of young people need the message of someone being like yo everything you're listening to they're lying to you like you because how many times even in like entertainment and anything people will be

telling you like how women work and how relationships work and you're kind of like what this doesn't make sense even how money works like what you're supposed to do for a living how you're supposed to go to school and it takes someone to be like yeah yeah all that's not true but most people don't know that yeah because it's it's like it feels like you're being gassed by the world a lot of times right and i do appreciate people that are are taking that message away from politics what it actually is like so much of this shit it so much of the shit that's being looked at as a right-wing, left-wing thing just isn't. It's being forced to be called

a right-wing, left-wing thing. Yeah, for sure. There's definitely just rules of nature and things like that that'll just be like, if people don't like certain the way things are, then they'll just be like,

oh, that's a right-wing thing. And you're like, no, you just don't like it. No, you don't like it. Or you're calling a masculine thing a a right wing thing. And you're like, no, you just don't like it. No, you don't like it. Or you're calling a masculine thing a right wing thing. And you've sort of, you've coupled like being anything that's like ultra masculine

is like a right wing thing, right? So it's important for have someone in your life that's like, yo, all this shit's bullshit. And like, start from there. Like, I think that even, you know, I've had people in my life that were that. And you know that right message at the even you know i've had people in my life that were that and

you know that right message at the right time i've had versions of this that i needed to kind of like understand like the right person that you even just one other person that you kind of see the other the world the same way and you kind of notice you're like okay now that i know that's bullshit i can move forward from there yeah for sure you but i think it's also important to move forward which is why this message is very like more of a probably message that connects a lot more with a 20 year old yeah and sometimes you just need to be hearing it a lot from like you need to be hearing this message from sometimes you hear it once you go like okay i agree with that but i don't i can't go against the grain that much but you start hearing you go like oh i just saw 50 000 people say this thing okay i feel

comfortable like once you feel once you understand the options then you can understand the cost benefits you know what i mean like so much of it is like yo how much are you willing to live an alternative life how much can you feel like you're different from every how many can you not be outside the box how much can you have people hate you how much can you have a chick that like you know you're dealing with her bullshit you know what i mean Like there's different types of chicks Like chicks that You know kind of

Will take a lot of your shit I've had Often are high maintenance In other ways Oh yeah absolutely I've had both Think about like Mobster's wife

Like the average girl like that Yeah she'll let him do what he wants She's not gonna talk to him About that shit He still runs shit But she's gonna Nag the fuck out of him Yeah

She's gonna Give him the side eye right at home so there's different types of girls of course that have the different types of stuff right but with men's stuff like you know there here's a perfect example if you think of like the stuff girls care about right then it becomes the stuff mainstream cares about then it gets pitched to you like everyone cares about this do you know a single successful guy like one successful guy in your life that's like killing it like i you know killing it pretty cool guy got his shit together you know decent with girls

that gave a fuck about trump like that that like politics like stressed him out other than kind of like well i can think of a million girls like oh for sure covid did any of your friends that were that gave a fuck about Trump? That politics stressed him out? No. Well, I can think of a million girls like that. Oh, for sure. COVID. Did any of your friends that were like... Did any winners in your life really think like, oh, uh-huh? You know what I mean?

Not making it their identity. Yeah, but girls are just more likely to be like that. Exactly. But that's not what's being pitched to people. So my point is if you think about it like if you took if you actually remove if you just said this was a society where guys and girls were different right like they lived in different things there would be not a single thing that was like let's say you just something was just men 200 men yeah there

wouldn't be a single thing of 200 men that ever like worrying about like everyone's overly safe about covid or like oh we uh like uh let's say you know we're talking about pronouns and all this stuff like they're they're never that only exists because of like girls yeah for sure i mean they're yeah for the most part right yeah so i think under knowing that like you know what you do with that information is up to like how you want to live your life but knowing that because i think a lot of people see a guy like that and they're like i don't want to live like that and it's exhausting you know most a lot of people don't want that no people don't want people want pretty stress-free

lives some people do yeah they want the path of least resistance you know it's like the happy wife happy life you just want to be like just but there is the points like you know when you're talking about like you know get just being the guy that's like you know i'll just go along with the flow like your life does get progressively worse and worse if you don't fucking like you know you don't set some boundaries with how your life's gonna operate with chicks or you're just fine with that you know you just meet trade-offs you're just making these trade-offs where you go i'm possibly you know i don't want to fight with my i think that a lot of men are depressed and a lot of men are in scenarios that they don't like of course right a lot of men fucking work jobs they don't want to fight with my wife. I think that a lot of men are depressed and a lot of men are in scenarios that they don't like.

Of course. Right? A lot of men fucking work jobs they don't want. They don't like the fucking dynamic with their girl. They don't really know how to get out of it. Girls don't, guys don't leave girls as much because they have a fucking responsibility

for her feeling. Dudes have like a sense of duty with the girl where they're like. Yeah, plus if you leave, she's taking all your shit. More importantly, you got the government like straight up in a lot of scenarios being like,

yo, if you leave, yeah, you have half your money right now. Sounds like we got to move to Romania. My grandmother's from Romania, actually. Really? Top G. Top G. Your grandma's the top G. She's from, I think, where fucking he lives.

Dude, I was having that conversation with a chick that she was generally worried about monkeypox. Yeah. Is she a homosexual man?x. Yeah. Like. Is she a homosexual man? Yes. Okay. Exactly. And it was maybe the maddest I've been in a while, dude.

Yeah. I was, I was like, it was like after everything that happened, you know, like, you know, this is a disease. Like, it's like, yeah, if you're a gay guy, you should get people like, this is a problem. You know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. But like for a like straight woman in a relationship to be like stressed out about this it was like after everything you've witnessed for the last three years after the amount of times like people telling you things that you're listening to are wrong straight lies to again like right to get right back in line like

the fucking you know what i mean but they were the slaughter it's the pacifier they just go here you go suck on that and just will dude my i've actually understand like being around those people's fucking dude i freak the shit out of my girlfriend about monkey pox because i was fucking on last night on the street she thought your dick was a monkey pox is that a single monkey pox boil on top of two other monkey pox boils that's just mean um no i because they they released some the new york city released something being like because you know in new york city like nobody has laundry right like everybody goes to laundromats like some people have laundry but tons of people in the city go to laundromats and the city released something being like yo if you have monkeypox

you got to take all these precautions because it can pass along in laundromats or whatever if you don't like for example if you go use like a cold water thing with someone with monkey pox and then you go use yours and you don't throw in the dryer though super unlikely but i was just talking about it where like and then my girlfriend's like you can't do laundry anymore like i launched she's like no more laundry yo can you imagine the fucking freaking dude if you had a dude friend that was like that it would be be like, oh yeah, he's like a pussy. Yeah. Like he's this germaphobe weirdo. You know what I mean? Yeah, of course. Whereas chicks, every guy's like, yeah, that's my chick.

So I think it is, you know, when it's all, it's important to like see that. Yeah. I mean, girls are super vain too. And they're just like the idea of having a bunch of pox on their face. They don't like that either. Like dude would be like, yeah, I got the pox. Right. But the rule holds up with everything. Yeah, of course, of course.

You know? It's like, also just like little things, which I think, you know, when me and you, I think that we're very different, but like, I think that around when I met you, me and you kind of started, like maybe you even before me, but like, we were both sort of thinking about like,

money and life like the same way in terms of like, your time's the valuable resource. Like, you know, you're not just like nothing that everyone like does normally. I just accept that as true. Like, it's like,

well, you should do this. I'm always like, well, that doesn't really, you know, it doesn't lie. And a lot of people,

and there's a lot of people out there being like, yo, you don't have to do that. You know what I mean? No. As far as other things, like, but if you take, uh, James Aldrich said this, but so it's, being like yo you don't have to do that you know what i mean no as far as other things like but

if you take uh james aldrich said this but so it's a new york is dead you had a good point he goes okay think about recycling how much girls are like into recycling right like more than guys like and it's and it's because of the idea of like you know it's all the environment right but if if you think about it, if you really are someone that is into the environment, if you take 20 less car rides, if you walk

20 times instead of taking a car ride, that's the same environmental impact as not recycling for two years. Something insane probably. So I think that's why I have all these you know it's equivalent of when you're trying to make money and you're talking about something that makes a penny it's like shut up like you know what i mean it's like okay just these are these tiny incremental you have

all this bullshit in your head that means nothing you know what i mean also in a lot of cities you don't really need to recycle because that's they go to the same place well nothing goes to the same place it's like the whole thing when tons of cities where they give you you know five cents for cans the can people it's like they are the recycling they are yeah they're the next layer of recycling like you're literally by not recycling you're supporting them and exactly and then they can buy more uh money to get you know they can buy more they get more money so they can get clothes to get another girl and then impregnate another girl and make a second recycling family yeah i mean but there was that there are recycling i mean so they can pop a lot of like homeless people make money is is by people not recycling so there's

even that too but it's like having those conversations like every time you don't recycle you're literally giving a nickel to a homeless person yeah yeah so i think that and you know what you said it good that uh but i think the way that it is it's like never internalize bullshit as part of your identity and it's like that like no i'm a person that it is, it's like never internalize bullshit as part of your identity. And it's like that, like, no, I'm a person that does this.

And it's like, but it doesn't make sense. Like, you know what I mean? Well, these are just weak identity people. Right. Yeah.

But I think that that's, you know, a lot of people, every, everyone's some version of that. Like I'm that sometimes, you know, I'm all of the bad things.

Sometimes I think that at this point in my life, hopefully I'm, you know, and one of the reasons why I do good at shit is like, hopefully I've, you know i'm all of the bad things sometimes i think that at this point in my life hopefully i'm you know and one of the reasons why i do good at shit is like hopefully i've you know kind of but it's it's always a you know then you get bad at it again and you realize you're like fuck i'm like i need to read like i'm doing all this stupid shit like it's all constant you know what i mean it's never just ends yeah so i think some of these people the way that you think of chicks it's like well this is how it happens and you do this and it's like well you don't it doesn't have to no it doesn't have to be yeah so i think that's why people that shock young people that are set in like stupid ways and sometimes regardless of who it is you know and it's obviously gonna piss off girls because

uh girls don't like a message of self-improvement to guys you know what i mean but i was thinking literally women like the opposite they go you just get really fat and sloppy i'll tell you a good girls don't like a message of self-improvement to guys. You know what I mean? No, no. But I was thinking... Literally, women like the opposite. They go, you just get really fat and sloppy. I'll tell you a good point, though. If you have a girl that's like, hey, you know, you're listening to... You know, girls, they didn't like Jordan.

People listen to Jordan Peterson or whatever, right? They're like, oh, it's giving you guys bad ideas and stuff like that. It's like, I mean, girls don't understand. It's like, I mean, it's more offensive. If this is your chick or whatever, it's more offensive to me that you're listening to how to be a slut podcast. Yeah.

Then fucking it should be the get your life together podcast, but also fuck bitches. Yeah. Yeah. You think you think TikTok is going to try and do something to fuck with Andrew Tay? Because he kind of like cracked their thing. Well, it's hard to. He's so much money, right? It's the same as Trump.

Like, you can kick him off. Well, I'm saying like, well's so much money, right? It's the same as Trump. Like, you can kick him off. Well, I'm saying like, I'm wondering like, will they straight up like, you know, put some sort of facial recognition thing in there where they're just like, his face is just kind of banned from there?

Yeah. He really did like, break their system. He broke their system. Yeah. But I think the best thing to think about guys like that. He gamed it to the max.

Yeah. If you're like a winner, I think the best way is to be like, all these people, you know, for the most part guys like jordan peterson guys like him anyone that's like giving you advice maybe uh us when we do a lot of it you didn't some of it's your like original theories but most of it is repurposed stuff like insights that you've like internalized and found to be true of course that are like age old

you know what i mean so a lot of the stuff he says you go yeah lots of people have said that it's like but you have a kind of you've internalized it into a coherent philosophy that and you know you know sell it a certain way right yeah i think rick rubin was talking about jokes and he goes um he was like or he was talking about art and he was like you know the best artists have the best antenna for what's the right thing at the right time and it was like or he was talking about art and he was like you know the best artists have the best antenna for what's the right thing at the right time and it was like a lot of times it wasn't even your idea as much as it needed to be made and you were the one that saw that and made it yeah and you took all the stuff that you had i mean yeah i agree there's not really real true like

originality you know it's you're usually taking all these little bits and pieces right cobbling it together i watched this fucking on the plane i watched this hulu documentary about the von dutch remember that the hats pretty crazy documentary about the guy and that was his thing the original von dutch he was like this guy who did hot rods and he's like there's no he was like everybody steal my shit like there's no such thing as originality okay and then they stole his shit and it was like this it's just crazy fuck it's like three hours three parts and it's all there's all these like murders and and all these people getting fucked on dutch guy no no the von dutch guy was like in the 60s and then this guy started actually i thought ashton kutcher started it no he's just no dude it's really crazy story and then so this like this guy used to be this like karate guy like took it over from me he

fucked over this other guy and then there's this other karate guy like took it over from he fucked over this other guy and then there's this other there's like it's a whole crazy story or whatever and then like you know becomes like they're doing like 400 million

they're going for like no sales like 400 million because everybody starts wearing it yeah yeah yeah because this basketball player it's like a tipping point situation kind of and then it just fucking blows up

and then the whole thing implodes because they because this the original guy who started making the Von Dutch patches at some fucking trade show, he just came up with the patches, but he didn't come up with the business or anything.

And then he felt so fucked over that he released this letter from Von Dutch, the original Von Dutch guy, from his deathbed that was basically saying black people and Jews are taking over the world and all this stuff. But he's dropping N-bombs and literally just like torch the whole company. Like fucking incinerates the whole thing. I wonder if it was a crazy story or not. I think it was real, but he knew about it,

but he just was like, he held it back because he just was like, I don't know. I don't know. Interesting. Yeah. It's a really good documentary. Well,

speaking of that point, that's another thing that I was thinking is that, cause if you think about the, like that, that, well, I'll just say the thing first before I get off track, but that, that, um, this message, if you would look at everyone that's saying it successfully, it has to come from a not white guy. The media and people's brains are too easy to tune out, but they've also made race so important that it's made. But you're going to watch a lot of guys that kind of pop up and they're not going to be white in this realm, right? Yeah. But if you think about the idea that...

I think that one thing that kind of bothers me about conservatives over the last little bit, it's a lot of people that kind of were, you know, this stuff's nonsense, and then just kind of got into listening to that that they just started like making a list of the things that they think they align with that and they're like this one's better i mean you ever hear people on our stuff being like you know all both sides bad it's like it's not so much that you're just like both sides bad or one side's better for the other it's like what are you trying to do and how are they helping it's like

what you're gonna spend your whole life fucking campaigning for some guy? So what? Like, imagine you thought that liberal stuff's, you know, your whole thing, what did they, like, what did conservatives really do to help you

in the last five years? Like, they got rid of abortions, I guess, and they, like, so they helped to kind of get rid of abortions and they, like, are fighting a lot of stuff

about, like, curriculums in school. So if you're, like, a mother or maybe kind of like a, you know, dad to your family is your whole thing, good. But if you're like a dude that's trying to, like they're not helping you. No, they're not helping you at all.

No, they're not. Yeah. You need to tune that shit. I mean, so many of my friends who are successful have no idea about any of the shit we're talking about. What? So many of my friends who are successful don't know any of this shit.

They're not, they don't know what's going on it's like crt and stuff i know a lot of successful people that kind of i'm saying they do but i'm but i'm saying it's like you don't need to know about this stuff to like if you have a very like singular drive and you know you're trying to build a business or something for example you're like like what the fuck do i care about you need to make yourself bulletproof man and your brain too if you end up in a scenario where your brain is so easily like accessible to like the world events like then yeah you're fucking useless yeah yo you go yo something some bill passed and it's ruining your day or or more importantly ruining the way your like life operates like you've left yourself too vulnerable yeah i mean think about even worse scenario we were kind of talking about it but like imagine you live in a

country and then like not america and then a bill passes in america and now that ruined your life you're vulnerable you're just like you didn't it doesn't even affect you and you're like allowing that to fucking torpedo you know you're yeah yeah and if you live like that go ahead it's not no one you live like that go ahead it's not no one that like i remember they were doing like silicon valley uh like uh i don't know who it was if it was you know not a tony robbins but whatever they're doing this conference and it was kind of like early 2015 and the guy stood up and he was like well you know what do i do about the fact that i'm like a you know or maybe like a black woman in this industry and it's racist and he goes and the guy just said he was like listen i'm not saying that you don't have any struggles or anything but he goes no one that when we meet again in two years and the people that are at the top one percent

none of them are going to talk about that none of them think like that yeah he goes no one that's winning thinks like that i'm not saying that people don't i i bet you a lot of the people that like the will smiths of the world i bet you you a guy like that or The Rock might come out and say he thinks like that, but he doesn't actually. No, he doesn't actually, no. You know what I mean? He might pretend he thinks like that to get things, but he don't actually think like that.

These are low-level games. He sees himself some victim. Oh, good way to put it. Yeah, these are very low-level games. These are not high-level games. It's a good way to put it. Yeah. And that's the same thing we're talking about with the money.

It's like, don't waste your time on fucking low-level games put a value on a game and then yeah yeah yeah yeah very low-level games it is a low-level game so that's a good yeah good description of it so so i mean i think that a lot of people however they end up in a scenario where it kind of makes them think about things a little differently and then sometimes you go through a phase where it makes you too much of that you know what i mean and then you kind of yeah you got a course correct i mean of course correct i mean how many times have we saw someone gets like some idea with something and then that's their whole identity like six months later and then yeah six months after that they're just like lost because that's not the good identity to have anymore and sometimes

it's just a psychopath but sometimes it's the type of person that's like uh sometimes that type of person is the type of person that is like young and hungry you know what i mean yeah like you're like i'm gonna do this and you're all in and you know you go you know you do that a few times and you kind of have more boundaries on what you get sucked into or whatever right yeah but um i think that uh that the negatives of him specifically, his life, where you go, first of all, it works better in Romania because those girls are way more sheltered from what's around them. So it's like if you're in a, obviously, anything where you're like, my woman doesn't do this, my woman doesn't do this,

obviously works better in a place where the girls didn't go to college in fucking North America or whatever. Yeah, for sure. I mean, it's culturally obviously different there. Yeah. And then also, if you have like a bunch of girls, I think a lot of guys like the idea of like, yeah, I have like kind of like two main chicks and they're like, no matter how you slice

it, that shit takes time. Yeah. Yeah. And you know what? Again, he obviously approaches that stuff with that, like from the, you know, he's not dicking around because a lot of people will like get a approaches that stuff with the, like from the, you know, he's not dicking around. Cause a lot of people will like get a girlfriend and then try and be like, Hey, what about this? And then she's like, wait, what do you mean?

What about like, he starts from the get go. He goes, this is the deal. For sure. Right. Which is obviously way easier. Like he's very upfront. But that depends on your personality. Like, do you care about people's emotions?

Like one of the reasons I keep my circle small is because I do really care about people's emotions. Like if I have a girl like that's in my life, like it's impossible for me to not care if she's like upset. You know what I mean? Well, it's like literally sociopathic or something. But that the more the more you are of that, the easier it is to like manage 10 girls. Like, you know what I mean? If you are someone that's like very, you know, and you kind of, well, that's something I realized about myself. It's way more for me about how to like manage the amount of people who's like

emotions can infect me more so than like trying to change that about me that I just don't care about. Like the way that people are affected, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's not a strategy to be like,

I just can't give a shit about anybody. That'll some people don't probably. For sure. They don't. Yeah. And it sometimes makes you a better boss. Like it can be a better, you know,

it can be a positive and a negative, you you know it makes you probably less likable on a person person basis it may not make you worse at other things i'm sure i think it makes you better at a comedian when you're in tune with emotions but i think it makes you it's also you know leaves you fucking vulnerable you got all this shit to worry about and it adds to it right yeah and then also the more the most important thing of all that shit is it the dark side of that is the fucking sex addiction stuff where it's like the more you fucking you know attach like crushing pussy to you winning the more that will that can just take over so then you have to like that's not the best north star in your life to be like that's the one thing you're

but it's hard to do that because like you have a guy that's like, a lot of these people, it's like, you know, which obviously they're all good. It's like, yo, get rich, get successful, get pussy. But the easiest one to crack first is get pussy. So you get people being like, all right, the rich thing's not going that good. This thing's not going that good. But I'm getting a lot of pussy.

So I'll keep just winning at the one I'm winning at. And then you just like, the truth is like, you actually, there's a lot of broke guys getting lots of pussy, right? Yeah, because they go, I'm getting a lot of pussy. So I'll keep just winning at the one I'm winning at. And then you just like, the truth is like, you actually, there's a lot of broke guys getting lots of pussy, right? Yeah. Cause they go, I'm a DJ and they go, whatever it is. Yeah. But I'm saying they're not successful at it. No.

Any identity. Yeah. I mean, even how many like fucking just like low level comics. Yeah. Low level comics. I'm a comedian. Right. So I think that you like, I think that a lot of times that's the, and I may be, who knows?

I don't like listen to this guy's stuff enough to know that maybe he says some of this stuff. But there is that where it's a lot of times you're like, hey, these are all the things that I want to get great at to be a great guy, to have the life that I want. One of them is really easy, so all you do is just keep hammering that one down. Yeah, yeah. Do you know how easy it is to be like, okay, well, I know how to get one win today. It's like bang that hot chick. okay well i know how to get one win today it's like bang that hot chick yeah that's gonna get old not fast but it'll get you know if that's your one singular desire yeah you're gonna solve the overall problem of having a better life yeah

so well that's kind of my whole take on all that shit i feel like that i i think i'm gonna actually sign up and get my uh master's from my my mba would you imagine you go to a doctor like a doctor like a therapist or like even like a fucking just like you know a surgeon he's the best he went to easily he goes fucking phd or i'm not the best one though no no a guy a guy that does his his bachelor's from bragg or you now he's going to do his master's at HustlersU. That would be the best fucking resume. I see here you completed a four-year degree from PragerU and two years from a master's from Hustlers University. Very impressive.

Very impressive. Very impressive. Is there any other universities? Are you going to take your sunglasses off for this interview or no? No. very impressive is there any other are you gonna take your sunglasses off for this uh interview or no i know oh i've never been called a bitch before in the interview that's new get rich yeah that's should we do that as maybe like a patreon thing we'll watch every hustlers university video because it's just all videos no or no i don't think there's any documents dude a lot of that shit is stuff that you're like yeah a lot of dudes are talking shit i remember the band days it's like of course you're just like it's like yeah the girls say stuff and you're just like they can say it all

they want the eye roll you know what i mean it's all that thing where like every you know dating guy dating podcast or um like give your girls dudes advice how to like manipulate women like out of you know let's say if you're looking at it that way. And then girl advice is like what guys should want. Yeah. Dude, every guy podcast is like, you shouldn't fuck, every girl podcast is like, you should just walk in there and be a slut and be fat. And you're just like, yeah, everyone hates that.

But like, whatever. It's like. Enjoy dying alone. Well, how many stuff is girls being like like Guys shouldn't care if we banged everyone It's like okay well most of us do So I don't know what to do or tell you Not really sure what to tell you here I do

I mean a lot of girls care Guys do too Not to the same degree They might say they care They don't care I think the only way that's that Is a girl that's like just Dated a bunch of guys that were all like pimps. Yeah.

And those guys like her experience was like just nonstop, you know, getting treated bad and cheated on and all that sort of stuff. And she's so over that that it's a nice change to date someone that like wasn't that again. So in that specific case she's like yeah i'm not looking for a guy only guy she ties that to that guy well she's not looking for a guy that she can control more because she's just so over that and then that'll probably get old for it too yeah we all want someone we can control more girls don't do they the more like if you give them too much control they fucking doesn't like you they don't actually want that really they think they do they think they do some do yeah yeah what do you think about um because i know i love my interest hate the funniest thing is the the forehead thing or whatever the girl's numbers

on forehead you know at carny's how they have the guess your weight what about what about at a carnival where it gets guess your number it's like a guy like andrew taylor smoking a cigar goes yeah 212 and she's like 212 40 black 80 white that makes it goes seven girls nice and then the guy goes well he goes yeah he goes god this guy's good that's a good sketch some nun walks by 190 her husband's there she's got fucking like sexy lingerie on underneath the nun outfit yeah exactly so i feel like uh the yeah i guess your number again everyone has their different version of it

if you're like depends on your number. Like, if you fucking, some dude that's paying. Like, again, if you're like some celebrity that's paying like a thousand girls, I think you're probably going to be like more okay with like, even live in some wild rock star lifestyle. I think it works for your identity more. Like, at the end of the day, guys want to be able to like feel cool. Yeah.

So it's like, how can you justify this? Like, guys that date like porn stars and stuff because you're like yo i feel like rappers can be like yeah i'm cool like they they can make it work where they they feel cool and if you feel cool you can sell it to other people where everyone's like i don't know he seems like pulling it off like yeah but what you don't want is like you're some guy dating a like porn star and you work at the you know steel mill and everyone's talking about you behind your back. Yeah, that's not the accessory you need to your life as a steel mill worker. Whereas if you're a rapper, you have an image and that helps your image.

How does it help you? Very much at the steel mill is hurting your image. If everybody knows your girl is fucking camming or something. Exactly. So it depends on how you're how you're living and how what you can justify with your lifestyle yeah so i think that's kind of the bottom line of all but anyways i like this stuff because i feel like we talk about a lot and it really is the this like man woman shit is like you know louis had the best like joke ever but when he was

like um you know this racism stuff like was a mistake like this you know it's there's in 20 000 years yeah it probably won't matter what your skin looks like it's probably be past that you know what i mean there might be some area where everyone's one thing and then they'll still care but like for the most part any multicultural society it only gets people to care less and less and less you know but the man woman stuff ain't going nowhere no dude there's gonna be people on a you know people in their space pods in 10,000 years some guy coming out just she fucking this one i mean it's an important power dynamic as long as men are required and women are required to make new people yeah there's just there's this

power dynamic that'll never disappear never yeah yeah and you know unless they change people's biologies people are operate a certain way yeah but the good news about girls and manipulating men is most girls aren't good at manipulating men because they refuse to look at reality so it's like it's hard to get manipulated as a guy because girls look at a world like the world very ideologically and they like so many girls look at like what should be or what they want to be or what someone told them it is as opposed to like the fucking what's actually going on here yeah so it's like they can't guys don't get as manipulated as much as just like worn down yeah exactly yeah they don't get yeah they're not getting manipulated like guys will use like a stick guys will use like a stick of dynamite and women will use just like a piece of

sandpaper you know yeah guys no know what it is guys will convince women like they'll be they'll convince like girl be like yo you're gonna do this and you actually want to do it like that's how you manipulate girls here you actually don't want to like go party with those friends and she's like yeah i don't want you that's a minute like if you really manipulate a girl like in a good way where it's like you sometimes it's a positive thing like you know what i mean you could help them but you basically convince them girl manipulating guys is a girl like i want you to do this and you're like i don't want to do this but i i don't know if I exist anymore. And then she just randomly acts really cold. Ryan doesn't like doing that, but I think Ryan might be dead.

I'm pretty sure I remember not liking this, but I don't really. I don't even know who Ryan is anymore. Ryan needs to be taken to a fucking camp for re-education. You're just literally watching old videos of yourself to be like, I don't remember any of this. We know, we know, your brain's been wiped. We're trying to get you back. I don't think that I like this, but I'm not sure. You literally get renditioned or whatever.

Someone puts a fucking black bag on your head, scoops you up, flies you over to the Tate compound in Romania to watch videos of yourself. Just to get you back. It's like the boys the boys all it's like it's like a rehab the boys all kick in yeah it's like a reverse rehab where they all kick in you get fucking scooped out yeah and they go this was you five years ago and you're just like banging two chicks they got your middle fingers up everyone's like who is here who is that guy i don't seems like bad news i wouldn't my my girl wouldn't want me hanging around that guy and they go that guy this is you right what look at the tattoos

yeah but he's bad. That's me, but he's misbehaving. He's being a bad boy. It's you as the vice rehabilitation reporter. I had another rehabilitation one. Oh, that's what it was. A rehabilitation for guys that can't stop tweeting about January 6th. January 6th was a dark day in America's history.

You see that fucking kid who ratted on his dad? There's a lot of those. Oh, yeah. We covered one of them. No, but there's another one. He got seven years the other day.

One of those fucking people were... From the sun? That's a snitch that needs to get a stitch, huh? Yeah. And the sun still stands by it.

I mean, the dad was a moron. Yeah. I'm not defending the dad. He literally showed up with fucking zip ties and all this shit to the capital of Washington, D.C. He thought he was going to get Pence? Yeah, he did. So really, you think the noose was a bad idea? He thought Pence was about to get it, eh? Yeah.

That guy thought he was doing something. Yeah. They just get mixed up, you know? Yeah. Well, anyways, they're all lying to you. And also, it is important to focus on money before you actually do anything. It's very hard to do anything important if you don't have any cash. Yes.

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That's betterhelp.com slash boyscast. That's betterhelp.com slash boyscast. Speaking of some of the, you said something that corresponded to this. I can't remember what, but oh yeah, the guessing the weight. That's why I pulled up this article as you said that because it reminded me of this. This was also actually, I tied them in. Did you too? That was a mental tie-in yeah me too yeah when you said that so this is probably one of the one of the bangers in a while but in hamilton which is a city in geronimo in canada yeah um

so hamilton water park is in hot water for weighing the guests before they go down the slide. It's insane. It's so crazy. This is the thing. This is like the classic thing with everything right now where they go, look, we don't want to single anyone out, so we're going to make everybody's lives miserable because a tiny, tiny fraction of people this affects. So we're just going to make everyone's lives- How are they making them more miserable?

Dude, this only so their weight so you can give the preamble over whatever like the well that's it they're like they're weighing people before you get on the side okay sure that you don't fucking break the slide like but it's only for people who are over 300 and 400 pounds for the different slides right so dude look if someone walks in you have a pretty good idea ryan shows up you go you're not 300 pounds weighing me why are you waiting like you know you fucking your girlfriend or whatever anybody like your kids you're like you're not 300 pounds we don't need to do this for every person right but the problem is someone's 295 and they go i gotta make a decision right now about i go is that what they were doing they were only weighing some of the people no they're weighing everybody because they don't want to make the mistake of fucking being like someone's like 295.

You go, you think I'm over 300 pounds? Hmm. Right? And so then it's just the thing. They go, look, we're just going to eat. I guess they have things when you're walking. Dude, it's like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar shows up to the ride at Disneyland or fucking like Shaq shows up and they go, hey, can you go up against the thing? We got to make sure you're above four foot eight.

The weight one is tough though. I understand the idea of like having a fucking 800 pound woman and you have to be like, it's your first day on the job. Well, that's why you need carnies. You got to go. And there's no shortage of carnies in Hamilton. That's a tough gig. The guy who has fat women to step on the scale

to see if they're too fat for the ride. Dude, that's literally... That's a tough summer job. Yeah, you give some kids of high schoolers to fucking do this job. That's rough, right? So a part of me is like... But it's for three... Listen, let's just make everyone step on the scale.

Don't pay attention to the scale when they're not fat. Obviously, everyone just kind of walks on the scale. If they're're fat then you go like you actually look only if they're fat that's that to me that's how you do it yeah it's a it's a tough one and i mean it must be a public skill because dude these are busy water parks right like you you're you create too much friction people don't want to go they're like what so it takes me four hours to fucking get on this thing you know so it's like i understand the reasoning behind it where they go we don't want to single anyone out so we're going to inconvenience everyone but like you know you have an idea who's going to be in the ballpark i think it should go

the opposite way if this park was based they go you know what you guys complained and now the scale you know what you could do i'll tell you an. The scale weight, it's just on the path on the way there, and everyone has to stand on it for two minutes. It's like a weigh station for trucks. However, it goes on the biggest sign of the whole water park. There's a siren if you're over 300. So if you're close to 300, you're not doing that. No air raid siren.

Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it just sorts itself out. You go, you know what? If you're over 300 yet you just step on it and if you're over three bills it goes trap door comes on you go on a bigger slide out the fucking door but if you did that you go if someone's over three bills it goes three bills like a pop shot like yeah three bills so then we are the champion of the world of the way that fucking streamers come down from the rafters exactly something like that happens and if you do that Anyone that's 300 pounds Naturally Is going to weigh

Their fat self at home Before they fucking You know if you win You go 199 You go I can't try If you win You go win 182

285 You go I'm good Yeah I wonder if it's What's the reason behind it Like is it one A structural Like weight It's going to break

Or you get stuck Or do you get too much speed And there's just these Fucking like 400 pound people Just getting shot Into the parking lot Or you get stuck. Or do you get too much speed and there's just these fucking like 400 people just getting shot into the parking lot. Uh-oh. We lost the mannequin.

Oh, the set's down. No, you knocked over the mannequin. Oh, I'm dropping all sorts of stuff. No, it's the mannequin. The mannequin. This fell and fell into that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.

Whatever. Yeah, whatever. No, but I'm saying it's actually still tilted. The mannequin. What's the mannequin? The mannequin. Oh, I'm saying it's actually still tilted. The mannequin. What's the mannequin? The mannequin. Oh, I thought you were calling one of these things a mannequin. No, I was calling the mannequin a mannequin.

But yeah, it was... Danny and his fancy words. Danny and his fancy fucking words. He's a mannequin. Goes to Hustler University for one week, and all of a sudden he knows what a mannequin is. Hustler University for one week and all of a sudden you know who's what a mannequin is

know what happens is like you know you go like you start out like you're fucking it's like a montage of you at Bragg or you being like these fucking libtards and then it's a you leaving Hustler you like these fat libtards like you

just add things like these these fat libtards. You just add things like, these broke fat libtards. Yeah, it's like when you graduate Prager U, you throw your cap up in the air, and then when you graduate Hustler University, you just throw it at a fat person. No, when you graduate Hustler U, you throw your hair up in the air, and now you're bald.

Hell yeah. But yeah, this is an insane thing for wild water but don't you think my solution would solve it is they just go they just do a ding like even just

like doesn't even have to be that big like a red light goes boing or a tractor goes boing boing you reach trap door

cause then no one would do it over three bills it would be a self-regulating system I mean I they must not advertise this because most women are not going to go fucking do this. Exactly. If they find out that this is part of the deal. This is like a girl that's on TikTok being like a fat empowerment girl, right?

She's going to go on there and weigh in and then be like, Whoa, I can't go on the slide. Like, you know what I mean? Sure, lady, go for it. Go for it. on the slide like you know what i mean sure lady go for it go for it what if they go look you can go on it but we have to oil you up go grab the lard and there's a lard guy they grab the lard the guy just grabs her and they go no no the bucket oh sorry she doesn't get stuck in the thing oh that's good shit uh also um there's one funny thing but also you know what shout out to all the

over 400 people who are going to a goddamn water park yeah you got some audacity that's i mean whatever good for you right no it is it's these women that are like, yeah, I'm fat and I'm beautiful and everyone should love it. And they should, you know. Yeah. Body positivity, slide negativity. It's just, you know. Exactly.

Not working on the slide-o. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Shout out to Wild Waterworks. Solomon Bushy. There's this guy named Solomon Bushy. This guy's got some fucking balls. You see all that?

Yeah. This guy's great, right? Real balls. Every once in a while, there'll be some guy that'll post a photo of his wife or something and be like, she's, you know, I love her despite the way that she's fat. And every normal girl's like, if my boyfriend did that, I would kill

myself. Yeah, I love her despite the fact that she was not allowed on the slide at Wild Water Books. Exactly exactly right like the guys are doing it to be like they think they're helping in the movement you know i mean being like you know what like uh i don't care that she's disgusting and i could have had way hotter girl but i love her and she's beautiful to me and everyone's like that is like you've been you've been doing too much uh sean king you or whatever like this is vice you you've been drinking a little too much vice you the only thing i'll say about this guy is actually think that's cool i guess he lives in africa or something maybe things are different down there because he took some fucking heat yeah i tip the scales down

in africa she's not even terrible looking no she's fine but it's just so funny that he goes he criticizes fiance he wrote this letter and he goes you're not the most beautiful in the woman woman in the world neither are you the most intelligent woman but i've chosen uh to never find perfection in anyone else i put my gaze on you anyways he goes on and on but he just like keeps sliding in like can you imagine your chick being like, honestly, it's your birthday. You don't got the biggest dick. You're not the best at sex.

You're not the smartest. You don't have the most money. You're not particularly attractive. But I don't care. You go, what the fuck? Really? She goes, and you're not particularly. Are you nagging?

This is like a nagging. I don't care that this woman is disgusting, smells bad, fat, sloppy, doesn't dress particularly well for her body type. Does her makeup bad. Has bad makeup. Thinning hair. Just has a weird face.

I can't even particularly describe the reason why. It's like a Picasso-esque face. Picasso-esque situation. Boy, do I love her. One nostril noticeably larger. I don't say anything because I'm in love with this girl. Bad eyebrows. What is perfection? She doesn't know.

She's got no clue. I do but have chosen to ignore. I could do so much better than you honey. Shrieky voice. I don't. And I do. Boop not.. And I don't. And I do. Boop.

Not. Boop the bad nose. Boop the bad nose. You can use a nose job, too. Did I mention that? Could definitely use a nose job. Huge honker. Massive honker.

Huge honker. Flat ass. No honkers. Yeah, no honkers. Real flat ass. She got a flat ass. You really have nothing going on, but I love you and you're perfect

in your own way. And that way is the opposite of perfect. You couldn't be more flawed. Bad job doesn't particularly contribute to our financial situation. Still got to hear about it every day. It's almost like there's something wrong with me for liking you.

It's, you know, there's something going on inside of me. It's like I have a body dysmorphia, but for you. Stupid. Dumb bitch. But I've made the decision to love you. And that's how much I'm committed.

The best. I just love it. Because when this guy was writing this up, he thought like, oh, this is the most romantic thing. Oh, yeah. He's like, this is going to kill social media. Because obviously this is for social media. i look at you i think to myself how now brown cow he goes you know in our culture normally i would get the goat for you but

i would have to give a goat just to get rid of you it's not looking good not it's not looking good but luckily you know who's proven fucking uh simp is uh pretty funny and a couple quick things kyle rittenhouse has some instagram ho you know kyle rittenhouse he's the guy that uh my hero yeah your hero yeah my hero Kyle Rittenhouse, yeah. Danny has a shrine of Rittenhouse. Well, Danny said that, you know what, he likes him so much that he turned Rittenhouse into a Rittenhome. Well, I think this girl

is trying to turn Rittenhouse into a home. She is, yeah. Yeah, so he... I saw a picture of it. He got just like... Oh, he's got some fucking instagram whole girlfriend and they're on tiktok making videos being like you know like they're a youtube like travel couple you know what i mean where it's like you know the travel couple where they go

but it's so funny dude oh you gotta watch these like oh riddance videos he's like it'll be like gabby petito they're one step away from doing tiktok dances when like when she's like this and I'm like this they're doing all this stuff they post photos in the bed together he was found not guilty but I guess the world decided to punish him the world decided to punish him it's pretty funny what Rittenhouse is doing he's like you know he was gonna be this like

I'll be this like Ted Cruz shit lord it took five seconds for a girl you know or not Ted Cruz you know what I took five seconds for a girl. Or not Ted Cruz. You know what I mean. Like a, I don't know, Jack Posobiec or whatever. And then it took five seconds for the... He just started getting some fucking... Oh, he got that shooter shoot tang.

I think the right wing snatch started coming in. Oh, for sure. I'm sure it was fucking couldn't shake it off with a stick. Did you see Martin Shkreli, friend of the podcast, posted yesterday? Yes, I sent it to you. Did you shake it off with a stick. Do you see Martin's Crowley friend of the podcast posted yesterday? Yes. I sent it to you. Did you see it after I saw it independently? And then you,

that is, he's so funny, man. He literally made a spreadsheet. He could, cause his ankle monitor comes off in September and he's made a spreadsheet, uh, for women to book dates with him.

And there's like literally the categories are like fuck on the first date yes or no weight age height like he's literally like weight incredible what do you do dude every single thing and he's like what is this not what you're supposed to do that's but it's also totally full really yeah the whole thing's full wait the names are on it for everyone to see uh i don't know if the names are on it oh the slots just the slots yeah there's but there's it's full maybe that's him blocking out spots to make it look like it's in demand maybe maybe i mean if it is good good uh good idea if he's going through that wow any ladies out there want to get a get in with the schrills yeah that's hilarious

couple spots open in uh november it looks like actually you know what speaking of because i mentioned ted cruz one thing that made me laugh is like ted cruz fancies himself like a you know tootin shooting he literally has a mullet he has a mullet now yeah i didn't know he had a mullet yeah he's fucking gone like that kind of classy mullet hmm yeah i mean like he didn't have that before did he no no it's like recent oh so he's trying to well i think that i think that's what happens is like his him like saying abortion's bad like kind of fits under ponen libs and i think he's really like leaning into this personality yeah and he lives in texas so it's like a you know a texas thing right but he was doing a thing and someone he goes so he goes uh stands up and he goes my pronouns are kiss my ass yeah i saw that the c-pat or their yeah the convention or whatever

that's the most like shit someone's and he came out to like it looked like a fucking like a nfl football game or like a wrestling yeah you come out on the stage of summer slam he's like comes out and it's like like the smoke goes on some dad shit have you ever seen? I don't know. Maybe he has more irony than I'm aware of. I don't think so. Not on that. I think he just knew that that would get a big reaction. But do you think he thinks that's sick or do you think he's kind of kidding?

That's a good question, actually. It is a good question. Yeah, I don't know. I want to say he has enough awareness to not straight 100% think that's sick. That's true. And there must be some irony to it. Well, okay, last thing.

Speaking of getting rich, one of the Patreon people have a question. So, Cathie Wood just sold Coinbase stock at an all-time low as a big loss for the girls, right? So, Cathie Wood was the ultimate girl, like propped up female investor that just got obliterated. She has been fucking destroyed. And he said, is that a tell? Is that a time to sign? Time to buy? There's a lot of people out there who are saying, but Coinbase is facing, like, a lot of issues.

And one, the fact is... Voyager that you told me to buy a lot of money and I lost like fucking 40 grand. Oh, Voyager. Dude, they went bankrupt. Oh, I'm aware! Dude, I got destroyed on that as well. But the thing is, there's so little faith in the crypto thing

with all these fucking brokerages literally getting hacked and going bankrupt and all this stuff. What do you mean? What's going on? There's all these... There's the Celsius. There's all these like, you know, there's the Celsius.

There's like all these because of the three A's. Why are they all getting hit? Three arrows. Why was it not happening before? Because of the Luna thing. So the Luna thing blew up and then there was all these. So what happened? So the reason.

Explain it. I'm not confused. So Luna was this cryptocurrency with that guy Doquan that he made and they had this stable coin, this algorithmic stable coin, which was supposed to be pegged to the US dollar. The whole thing fell apart.

The whole couple of... I felt like I got pegged. And then it all fell apart, right? The whole thing fell apart. And then there were all these hedge funds, these crypto hedge funds that were exposed. 3AC was one of them. So something like Voyager,

they were offering yield on your crypto. And so people were like, where does the yield come from? And they were essentially loaning out the crypto to this 3AC that said they were safe. So how can it be pegged to the dollar if you're fucking leveraging it? Is that the idea? Well, no. It was pegged algorithmically. But what happened is the whole thing fell apart.

And then there's all this counterparty risk. So all these things blew up. And so Voyager made a $650 million unsecured loan that they're just not getting back and they loaned that to the luna guy no they loaned it to three arrows which was this big crypto hedge fund which was just straight just like leverage trading crypto at like you know the biggest scale you could get right so they blew up as well and there's all these blow-ups happening all over crypto so then you're like why would you who right now in the right mind is like signing up a coin base account so is there a lot of guys that were like multi like billionaires that are now like i'm broke i mean if they are that's insanely idiotic some of them are saying they are but

people don't well a lot of them probably don't believe them money in the company i guess like a lot of people like their companies they're not but i mean dude no but a lot of them like for like the doquan guy he's like yeah you know i'm doing bad just like everybody else but you're like look if you're not if you have five billion dollars like six months ago you're trying to tell me you didn't just take out a little bit of that you have five billion all in luna still yeah all in luna and went to zero like bullshit like you took some of it out and some of it's hopefully real estate or whatever the fuck, right? But, I mean, with Coinbase, it's like their fees are insanely high. I don't know.

Like, I wouldn't buy Coinbase personally. Well, I have Coinbase and we talked about it on the thing, but I only bought Bitcoin and Ethereum and then I don't touch it. Yeah, I'm not saying... It's like I've literally made two trades in my life. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. If you want to own it, whatever, that's fine. I'm just saying,'s like I've literally Made two trades in my life Yeah yeah that's fine If you want to own it Maybe four If you want to own it Whatever that's fine I'm just saying

Are they getting new clients Seems like it's the least one That gets hacked All these other ones You're talking about Seem like they're getting hacked It's not even the hacking thing Is that it's a business

And they're like Are people They have I think I read They have like six billion in cash But like are new people Signing up for coinbase So if people have these

So these are exchanges That people have their money on And they just go Your money's gone Like Voyager yeah Like they're Voyager's saying, your money's gone? Like Voyager, yeah. If you add your balance on Voyager, it's just gone. I mean, you can't get it right now. You can't touch it.

They're saying that you'll get some of it back. Dude, so some people are just like, I have a million dollars in crypto and I use Voyager to trade it. That's where my wallet is. Some people, yeah. And they're just like, well, it's not your keys, not your not your coin like you never really own them yeah you never really own them and i mean dude if there's been times in the past where people had their money with a bank and the bank goes insolvent and then you run on a bank run but not even that but it's more like run on a bank you have your fdic insurance up to 250k but if you have more than that and the bank goes bust you lost you get your 250k but the thing is is voyager these crypto brokerages aren't insured right so you're like

there's just all these risks that were people were taking that people didn't realize existed that there were i mean dude the amount of stories i read of people who who were like yeah the luna um stable coin was was giving you like a 9% yield a year. So people were like, yeah, I took out like a line of credit against my house that was paying 3%, put it all in this Luna thing. I make an easy 6%. And then you're like, well, there was risk involved that you didn't realize. And now you lost everything. That's everything.

I mean, yeah. If you're getting a yield, there's a risk involved. Like there's always risk. There's no such thing as a risk. The only thing that's risk-free is treasury bills. Like if you then you're like like a guy that works at the treasury he's a risk-free guy if your name's bill and you work for the treasury dating that guy he's not gonna be fucking up to some weird shit he's not gonna be the club every night just bill from the treasury blow over your fucking money um i mean the only thing that's risk-free truly is you know the

bill pacton movies are generally very good so, you know, the... Bill Paxton. Bill Paxton movies are generally very good, so when you turn them on, it's not... Paxton. Paxton is not a very high-risk thing to watch in those movies. Not a high risk. Because they're pretty good, right? Is that what you mean? Yeah, he was in the Storm Chaser one

with, I don't know if women in Storm Chasers, remember? But no, I mean, like, other than the U.S. government, everything has some sort of risk. The Declaration of Independence isn't that high risk. No. I mean, ask Cage. Ask Cage if it's not high risk so if you were someone right now uh not financial advice would you fucking be piling in right now into coinbase no into crypto oh into coinbase yeah but i still think we're in a bear market rally i that would be my guess so i would probably say you know you'd love a fucking rally with a bear market rally. That would be my guess, so I'd probably say no. You'd love that, eh?

You'd love a fucking rally with a bunch of bears. Yeah, I fucking would. Except for all the pox on my face. I think I had two too many today of gay jokes. Yeah. I think if I look at the whole thing... Like literally two too many? I honestly think if I...

Maybe three, but if I look at the whole thing, I feel like I had some bangers, but if I took three away, I did the perfect amount. Yeah, well, I kind of over... And then once I overdid it, now then I overcompensate it by going harder. Well, that's rich, Ryan, because last night on low-value mail,

I literally took a fucking red pen and drew monkeypox all over my face to start the show. Redfield. Redfield. And people thought I got monkeypox in Europe. That's funny stuff. People in the chat were like,

what's going on? Does he actually have monkey pox? Took a bit of a baguette, if you know what I mean. Yeah. Hey, honey, I'm just going to the meatball and baguette shop. Why is there so many fucking men with their standard issue Italian wife beater at the baguette and meatball shop? Meatball.

Danny just comes back with just a bib. But yeah, I don't know. You could fade Cathie Wood on a lot of stuff. I mean, again,

her whole thing too is she does the Warren Buffett thing where she goes, talk to me in 10 years and you go, well. She sold it though. Well,

no, but the arc in general. Yeah. The arc is a better. You know what the problem with her is like, obviously that's the case. Talk to me in 10 years.

But the problem is, well, we weren't, no, they weren't talking to you in 10 years when they were talking about how great you were with one you know yeah when everybody was doing well yeah nobody why were you you were getting propped up you weren't saying talk to me in 10 years the only people who was i don't know no she's always been no she was being like i'm a fucking greatest genius of all time and now a year ago and now she goes talk to me for 10 years. That's kind of my point. You can't have it both ways. You can't take the short-term praise and then when it's negative, you go, it's a long-term play.

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