The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Is Christopher Columbus Jewish? Cringe Political ads & Lieutenant Dan Gets Cancelled

Episode Date: October 18, 2024

Alan Dershowitz gets called a Pervert, Tik Tok users are using dating apps to catfish people into voting, and some kayfabe between Jake Tapper and Danny SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Orgain - Go to https://orgain.com/boyscast and use promo code BOYSCAST for 20% off your order Robinhood - Go to https://robinhood.com/gold to sign up today Prizepicks - Go to https://prizepicks.com and use code BOYSCAST to get $50 instantly when you play $5 Mando - Go to http://shopmando.com and use promo code BOYSCAST for 40% off starter pack ***Check out Ryan’s special “PROBLEM SOLVED” on his youtube channel https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy  OUT NOW!*** SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST  RYAN ON TOUR: Fort Wayne: Oct 11/12, Louisville: Oct 13, Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, Minneapolis: Jan 17-19 - ryanlongcomedy.com DANNY ON TOUR: Tampa Oct 20, Albany Dec 4 and Hartford Dec 5 dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST:  https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes

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The boys! It's the boys' cast! The lads! It's the boys' cast! The dudes! Prepare yourselves for the boys' cast! The bros! boys fellas one of the biggest vindications Oh my god

You already know I know what we're talking about We're all taking fucking heat for this Heat One of the biggest vindications in BoyzCast history This is an all-timer right here And I took an eye on this I was like, this is like a fake article

I was like, I literally was looking this up It's an all-timer Surely someone must be screwing with us. So we've been saying for years that there was an old story that went around. And basically there was a guy, he got pulled over on his car for drunk driving. And as the cops came up, he had a handle of vodka in his car, chugged it in front of the cops. Yeah, as the cop like knocks on his windows, like, you know, ID and insurance, everything, he goes, one moment, please.

Yeah. Grabs, opens the glove box, grabs a bunch of vodka, chugs it. Just chugs the thing. Yes. Yeah, and then goes, here you go. And then, yeah, and then the cops, like, you're drunk driving,

and you're like, well, no, I wasn't driving when I was drunk. And he goes, I just get nervous when I'm around cops. Yeah, and takes the edge off. I have this vodka waiting for me. And we wereoried we well we started saying this and everyone was like no you're wrong to the point where i basically i think we even went on luke tuma's podcast and we were talking about that and we were like well this was the theory we thought we were right

everyone basically said we're wrong turns out it's not true at least in korea it's not i've been telling people i they got my head and then in korea and again it's obviously it's happened in america but apparently the this is a canada story this is somewhere it was originally a canada story but now man escaped dui charges by downing a bottle of soju while pulled over yeah this is a week ago. He might have literally been watching the boys cast. He might have been a boys cast listener. This guy's like a Korean

boys cast listener who's like, let me see if this works. I'll just keep one in there. He missed the debunk episode where we were getting dunked. Sure, yeah, you just got it in his head.

I mean, it's worth a fucking shot. I guess. What's the worst thing that can happen? You're already done. Yeah, you're already done. Yeah, exactly.

You're already like, I mean, to be drunk and have that foresight is kind of impressive well a lot of times you're not you know you might be six beers in on the getting caught on the road or something right right but exactly but i mean the key is it has to be closed like it can't be like an open container so it's like it's like a closed container you have like this is like smash glass and emergency you saw me open it yeah you saw me open it and then you're just like one sec like guys knocking on your window go just just a moment please yes chug that shit so it does happen i'll tell you what some of these small

towns like i'm we've been city people so i do a lot i'm always kind of like there's almost no reason to ever drink and drive. Then you go, we're in these cities. You know, every time, like I've kind of said this before, but every time I'm on the road, I go to these small, everyone's always kind of on the internet in your head being like, what you got to do is get off the grid, man. You get mon.

You get your plot of land. You're outside of the thing. Your stress levels are low. You get your chickens. You have everything you need. You got your family. levels are your stress levels are low you get your chickens you have everything you need you got your family you got your guns everyone talks about it like and and to some degree you get it you know there's certain times where you're like i mean it is a little stressful less stressful life you don't even need to make that much money to have a decent amount of money no then we're trying to call an uber first of all we're talking 27 minutes of course because there's one Uber driver, and everybody knows his name.

And on top of that, here's another thing that I wasn't loving, and people may disagree with this, but the Uber drivers like to talk to you, right? Of course. And they're chatty as fuck, so it's like a lot of times, five Ubers, you know, so I got a cab from the airport. Then we go from the, we're at the hotel going to the club. Every Uber I take, the guy, from the moment you get in the cab to the moment you leave, this guy is, and they're nice.

Yes, I get it. Yeah, very nice. You're nice people. I'm not a cult of the earth. Salt of the earth. I get it. You're a nice woman. You're a nice guy.

You're just making conversation. You're being nice. I'm not accustomed to this kind of, to me, it's like, you know, they're like, okay, so how big is your family? And you're like, the fuck do you care? are you gonna uh take a phone call on speakerphone at some point yeah yeah that's true i guess i'm damned if i do damn if i don't like the speaker comment sit there in silence amen try that in a small town no thank you yeah you're right try taking the uber try taking the nine hourhour call. I mean, Uber is,

you go to a small town Uber, it's just like some old lady picks you up in an Uber, which is like pretty. Old ladies have a lot of energy. I know, but they're the ones who pick you. You know,

you don't get old ladies in Uber. I'm in one. This woman, she's driving by, she goes, that's the place I actually got married in. She's giving me a tour of her life. She's giving me a tour.

Yes, she was. She was like, oh yeah, I've been to that bar a couple times and that's a great place to play pool right there if you get together with the people and play pool. I go, shut up. Is she telling you what the buildings used to be? No, she didn't have that.

She goes, that used to be a bank. That right there, that used to be my favorite bookstore. So yeah, I know that I'm being a city guy, but it was, it's just like after the fourth time, sometimes you're tired or you're just thinking about part it was it's just like after the fourth time sometimes you're tired or you're just thinking about other things you're like i don't need to i mean it's a

different life i did a show you're doing a speed date i did a show on the weekend and uh then there was this couple and they were from thunder bay up to me afterwards and they're like because this is something about canada they're like oh where are you from in canada and they go so the comic after you, he said his rent is $3,500 a month. Is that real? I'm like, oh, man, that's fucking on the low end. Yeah. And they're like, that's crazy. Like, they couldn't get past it.

They're like, $3,500 in Thunder Bay. You get for 12. If you have a place that's $1,500 a month, you're hearing it from everybody. Yeah, like, must be nice. Yeah, must be nice yeah it must be nice they're like 3500 it's like we got a huge plot of land and we have a giant house it's like we don't pay anywhere near that i'm like and obviously i'd be like yeah you live in thunder bay ontario yeah sure yeah but they were like they couldn't get over it like i try and change the subject and they're just like so 3,500 huh and i was like and we were this is in granite village on mcdougall street and i was like you think that's crazy these places where we're at right

now these are like one bedrooms are six thousand dollars a month exactly what yeah they're steams coming out of their ears right yeah well yeah well that's what you have to make a lot more money when you have less time when you can make that kind of money to live you got less time to chat yeah yeah there's nobody on the hustler grind set out and you know these places these people are on the opposite of the hustler grinds no sigma grinders out there well that's what so i've been back on the road and but i'll say because of the special um which week one we're at like 300k almost and it's only been one week and i'm starting my press tour now i haven't even started i did the first thing yesterday because i went immediately

on the road back to work so and i'll tell you i got so much messages from people that were super positive and and you know i got a lot of people being like you know i've been a big fan i've seen clips or this and that but i was like honestly really happy that the special was really good because i've been like repping you yeah you know what i mean like there was a lot of people that were just like yo i've been i've been like say i've been telling people yeah they were like i hope this isn't the joker too yeah well i think a lot of people don't know with people they know from the internet they're just like oh this guy i don't really know how good he's a stand-up maybe like his podcast and he's good at videos or whatever but maybe the special comes out and

sucks and i've been telling people this guy's great so i had a lot of people that felt like i which i completely get that the other way around where you're like in some you're like i've been i fucking told five people this guy's funny his special better be good it's like when you ever like into a band and you play someone's song and they're like yeah yeah yeah favorite band yeah yeah you're just you feel like a fucking idiot yeah you're like what no no they're sick and they go what you start your beads of sweat start rolling down your face is you realize they're not feeling it they're not feeling it you're like uh i guess we could put some 90s hip-hop on fuck everybody likes 90 hip-hop in your head you're like fuck fuck fuck you're just skipping

around trying to find the part there's a better song well let me try something else this is a b-side you're not gonna like this yeah anyways, back on the road. And Danny's got a couple big shows coming up. This Sunday in Tampa, if you're out there in Tampa, Sidesplitters and Albany and Hartford in December. Go to dannycomedy.com. And all new material for those people. Some people have been saying, you know,

I didn't want to come to the show, or I didn't want to watch the special before I came to the show. All new material. Completely Saratoga Springs, Philadelphia, nashville chicago las vegas minneapolis edmonton phoenix portland tacoma la irvine san jose tampa salt lake city denver atlanta san diego get tickets at ryanlongcomedy.com because some of these places uh i won't be adding a second show just because the way it works out so actually get tickets now um so moving on from that and there's okay you know what there was one tiny other thing on that there is i know there's

a lot of stuff to get to this week but a small thing that i read recently is apparently bad posture is not only bad for you it makes you stupider really so what happens is what could you breathe through your mouth or something no so basically if you're like slouchy yeah which you don't get enough blood to your brain and it starts to make your brain like foggy and basically the neurons or whatever don't like fire quick enough interesting and so there was a whole bunch of studies about this but it was like it's honestly i was like i'm reading this thing i'm'm fucking... Yeah, you're just like... Dude, I'm like... I kind of have like... I guess I have like what I would describe

as trying to be cool guy posture. Sure. Like a bit of more of a lean back slouch. But I think when you lean back slouch, you're also getting a forward slouch, right? Yeah, you kind of like compress your... I'm reading this thing being like, as I'm like slouched over,

I'm like writing comedy, like a fucking, you know... Yeah, yeah. Slouched over like a hedgehog. We're on desks all the time and... Yeah, I don't like writing at a desk. You got the standing thing. Don't you got hedgehog all the time and yeah i don't like running at a desk you got the you got the standing thing don't you got the little treadmill action yeah i don't use it that often i know that's probably 99 people buy that shit and you're like

i'm not walking the whole time come on so i'm also tall too it's not really big enough for me yeah but then also so the other because it's too far i don't know no it's like there's not enough like my legs are long. Your gait is too long. My gait's a little too long for this thing. I'm always hitting the ends and stuff. Yeah, then you just fucking fly off. Yeah, you're on a fucking Zoom call flying all over the place. So I'm reading this thing.

I'm like, am I foggy right now? And I'm thinking I have had a little bit of brain fog. And obviously've had sleeping issues but i've been very vocal about that sure i mean i should be a bad sleep influencer that could be my thing a bad sleep influencer yeah you got to turn it around and then be the sleep influencer you go well no but i'm saying like a guy who has anxiety or depressed or oh yeah your identity is i don't sleep well my identity is that i'm insomnia not the worst idea do you know what i mean like it kind of, it's not that different from what the fuck they're doing. Yeah. They're just like, oh, I'm sad today.

It's like, I fucking lie there. Don't lie there with my fucking thoughts. All right. So I just thought that one. Yeah. Well, my wife the other day, she's like, she thought I was like breathing weird when I was sleeping. And then she's like, maybe you have sleep apnea. then i went oh dude i went down the fuck you did oh hey

dude i don't think there's anything i mean i think i'd rather be dead than just be like hooked up to the thing sleeping i'd love that dan vader or whatever and then i went down the rabbit hole i was watching more plates more dates because he's like because the sleep apnea thing is is super common on for all like bodybuilders they all have it well because their bodies their body's so big and then just like it puts like pressure on your like whatever and if you haven't had your tonsils out which i've never had my tonsils out that's like can cause whatever and he's talking about like let's make more room for your activities that too but uh but anyways it's just like it deprives your brain of oxygen does It does the same thing.

It basically makes your heart work super hard and deprives your brain of oxygen. To get the brain up there. Because you know they say that all the bodybuilders, they die when they're 40 and stuff. And people attribute it to steroids, which it might be. But then he's also like probably every bodybuilder has, not that I'm saying I'm a bodybuilder, but he's like they all have sleep apnea. And that's actually why they're dying because their heart is just working so hard oh so it's a combination of combination you're like every your heart every which way is working it's just getting killed yeah yeah but the sleep

apnea thing apparently so i don't think but i'm trying to do a better posture thing but you feel nerdy feels nerdy to be straight up sometimes you see people and they're sitting really straight up and you're just like your brain's working better but at what cost at what cost i know maybe we'll just just uh all the fucking millhouse it's tough man you gotta think about it i always try and do it and then you're like but if i'm not actively thinking about it then i just regress you exactly right it's you have to you have to systemize it where you get chairs there's a certain way and do the thing but i'm gonna try because i'm i'm... I mean, we're in them. These are like those crazy ergonomic chairs. They don't do it.

My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored. It's going to work. You've been probably following the hurricane stuff, but obviously, I think it happened four or five days ago with the Lieutenant Dan stuff and everything, right? The biggest rise to fame to cancellation in the history of the world.

Did you watch the stream? Did Aiden Ross? No i don't think so well he's dropped he's and i saw the n-bomb yeah he was dropping them like casually like he kept saying you know yeah yeah you don't want to mess with me n-word like that kind of thing and then he goes oh sorry about that and then he he had like he had six times where he he beat a cop. He lit a woman on fire. Lit a woman on fire. Dude, that was the best part was they were like, they made him this hero. And then someone started looking into his arrest record.

They're like, yeah, he's like currently has charges for lighting a woman on fire that he got in an argument with. Well, really, I said this already, but not on this podcast, but it was the, they everyone loves a florida man until he starts doing florida man shit yeah it was just like oh what's next we're gonna find out that he smokes you know but meth but i was it was i was loving it because it was just it was the it was a vintage cycle of the internet yeah and they're getting smaller and smaller normally that would happen over the course of like two three months months. Now it was like by at 6am,

he's a hero by 7pm. This guy is the devil. Devil. Yeah. Worst guy. He's like the cancellation cycles are so tight. The cancellation cycles are tightened up. Yeah.

Yeah. Because everyone that has made an industry of that stuff, you know, they're, they're on it, right? They have a whole team. So when something happens,

they have nine videos out by noon right yeah oh yeah yeah there's a whole like people who talk about that yeah so so i think the cancel cycles are just and they're on overdrive because of tiktok yeah it was so funny too because there was a guy with his exact same name who was like a convicted like sex offender who was like jail for life so then they're like this guy's like and then they had to be like no no that's a different guy with the same name is that's not him. That's not our boy, Lieutenant Dan. Well, the craziest thing I saw was it was multiple people. And the girl and the guy are being interviewed by the news.

And the girl's talking to the camera. And she goes, yeah, I said that we should leave. But he said it's probably going to be a false alarm like last time. And he wasn't worried about it. So we ended up staying. And now look at us. house collapsed and above us and the girls like you know oh yeah water up to their waist there's like crocodiles kicking around and i'm just watching this it was like making me laugh for like days where i was just like this guy is going to be

hearing about this can you imagine oh man that's like getting you know how bad you hear about it if you just get lost driving how bad you hear about it if you just get lost driving how bad you hear about it if you're like i don't think it's gonna rain we don't need an umbrella this guy said we don't need to he's got scuba gear on in his fucking house being like yeah it's my bad this guy cannot say anything for the rest of his life is no matter what happens yeah you know he was just like oh i don't you know i don't think it's going to be cold we don't just what did you just okay you know what we'll just extra preparation for everything let's bring a doomsday kit wherever

we go and he gets nothing for being right like if they left and then they come back and their house is untouched it's not like well they didn't have the trauma of going through it right but i'm saying he's not getting he doesn't get to't have the trauma of going through it. Right, but I'm saying he's not getting the pat... He doesn't get to come home and be like, look, nothing happened. Oh, of course not.

Nothing. It's not like she's like, no, no, well, that was still the right thing to do. Exactly. Total L all around, but this is the ultimate L. He didn't do his relationship

actuarial tables to just see the grid of like, oh, how does this ever work out for me? You know what I mean? You're like, oh, there's no scenario where I win this. The hurricane was putting dudes in a rough position and rocking a hard place. But there was a lot of

we don't have a sound effect yet, but I would like one. June news! June news! June news! This is a the last one was a tiny story. This is a tiny hat story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tiny hat news.

Tiny hat. Yeah. Welcome to the Tiny Hat Broadcasting Corporation. Actually, there is, before we get to the main tiny hat news i'm gonna play alan dershowitz uh you're familiar with alan dershowitz i would imagine oh yeah alan dershowitz uh lawyer of epstein or pals with that pals very good very good pals he's on the island he's doing this stuff and so that's been starting to hit alan dershowitz a little bit of a press whore too he's out there he used the thing with him is like i probably if you're a

little younger you don't realize but he was considered like the most esteemed legal scholar i remember a beastie boy song didn't have something something i'm gonna take on island dirgewoods uh maybe not i don't know but it was like he was dude he was like harvard law like this guy is like the number one legal expert scholar in like america yeah yeah he was the man he was the guy that was like a reference point for like he's got a giuliani situation where he's really struggling with the fact that nobody like respects him anymore he is struggling with it oh big time well he's on this he's on pierce morgan which is you know it's a fight club right now yeah and then he goes on pierce morgan with this palestine. And I guess they're talking about Israel-Palestine.

The guy keeps calling him- Who has the most, like, Islamic name in the world, Muhammad Hijab. The guy's name's Muhammad Hijab? Like, literally, like, that's, like, what a racist

would call some dude. He goes, look at this fucking Muhammad Hijab over here. Muhammad Hijab. Yeah, that's definitely, like, a guy being, like- It's definitely like a guy being like it's like fucking

Shekel Coinstein over here definitely Rice Ching Chong yeah like literally your first name's Rice yeah correct

so he's and so Muhammad Hujab is giving it to him right and he keeps calling him a pervert but his response to being called a he keeps calling him a pervert.

But his response to being called a pervert was legendary. A pervert. An old pervert. He's not a pervert or a monster. He's not a pervert. He's not a pervert. You, Epstein, and for us, there's good and bad. Why are you doing this, Muhammad? Why not?

Old man, too. You may get a few clicks on it. Ask your questions. You might get a few clicks on it. So what ask your questions. You might get a few clicks on it. Ask your questions. It's not- Ask your questions. Let me be very clear.

It's not pointless. He just called me a pervert. He will be sued now for defamation and we will be able to resolve this in a court of law. I guarantee you that he will be sued for calling me a pervert. In my understanding, you are a pervert because you are acquainted with Jeffrey Epstein. Sure, I've got my own defamation cases. He starts going off about other

people that have withdrawn their accusation. He goes, oh, you think they're the first person who called me a pervert? We have a whole department dedicated to people who thought they could just call me a pervert publicly. I wonder how does even defamation suits outside of countries work? How does defamation On the internet though

Like this guy lives in England Well he's No he says he's gonna sue him In an English Well continue Oh okay You can't threaten me You can't threaten me

I don't know very well And calling me a pervert Will result In a defamation lawsuit Sure In an American court And in a British court Oh okay

Let's move on to Anyway I didn't know that. So he's going to get a defamation. Tough spot for Piers Morgan because Piers Morgan's like, oh, God. What do you think Piers Morgan's tough situation is? He's just like, he obviously brought this guy on. Oh, he loves this shit. Yeah.

I don't know. He seemed like he was kind of getting kind of squirmy in his seat there. No, Piers Morgan. Because he's boys with Dershowitz. I think Piers Morgan's brain is fucking lighting up like, we got a clip. Click time. kind of squirmy in his seat there no pierce morgan boys with with dershowitz i think pierce morgan's brain is fucking lighting up like we got a clip click time yeah i think i think i think pierce morgan's brain works like a casino you know where he just goes he's like oh yeah this is gonna be i think that 100 he's just seeing jackpot jackpot jackpot yeah although i guess dershowitz

at this point knows that if he's going on debating people that this is the stuff that might come up he's probably prepared he has a whole legal team but he said he goes i called someone else called me a pervert and they have now had to come out and say they must have mistaken me for someone else that's the worst if that's the whole penalty is you go on piers morgan and then you have to put out a tweet yeah yeah yeah i go on this podcast where five million people watch us and then i just put out a tweet being like whoops he's. I go on this podcast where 5 million people watch us, and then I just put out a tweet being like, whoops. He's not a pervert, turns out. It's actually pretty reasonable what he does.

I was mistaking you for Alan Bershowitz. How can you not call someone a pervert, though? What is that? Like, what is even the grounds for suing? I guess we know the guy that got in trouble for saying a guy's a terrorist, but they feel like they're somewhat subjective, whereas terrorist feels a little less subjective. But pervert's like, well, in my opinion, he's a pervert.

He has sex more than once a year. That's what I consider to be a pervert. Sure. Yeah, I don't know what the legal definition is. Do you or do you not like a set of titties in the courtroom? I mean, the guy's, again, Muhammad Hijab's got a case, obviously, with all the tie-in steps. You just bring in a photo of a naked girl,

and you go, take a look at his eyes right now a bit of those the beady eyes of someone who's not a pervert yeah yeah look at those beady eyes just making their way over to this set of jugs a bit of a pervert if you ask me i'd say so yeah so but the real the real tiny hat news is that Columbus may be one of the chosen. You're welcome, Americans. You are welcome. Sorry, natives. This was the ultimate finding Jews putting on lists of things, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I felt like you were on Twitter in the midst of this controversy tweet about it and stuff like that. So what's the discourse coming from different, different people? It's just some academic did some deep dive i think they said they exhumed his body they took the body and they did the dna test i think they think his body and then uh which is uh very much a blow to the jews aren't white

camp why well because obviously dna tests show that they're jewish right oh so you're saying no i had a blow to them well because it's like the kids obviously i mean obviously joke about it but like the the people who say jews aren't white they go well you can take a dna test and find that someone's jewish but you can take a dna test and find someone's uh hungarian i don't yeah i don't know you can find someone's from germany yeah i guess you can find

yeah that's true i suppose i don't don't know. But you're right. How can you find that they're Jewish? Yeah. I guess eventually it traces back to a place where only Jews were or something like that. I guess there's some sort of something. There's a tinge of green in the blood? There's gold flakes in the blood. Like a bottle of what's that?

Yeah, like a bottle of what is that shit? What is that drink? Gross. Goldschlager, right? Jewish blood's that drink like gross gold schlager right jewish blood gold schlager yeah yeah um but yeah and then you look at the photo i saw someone post a photo this guy and you go kind of does look a little to be honest there might be something there well yeah what was the original mission about? Because they were trying to find India. Trying to find India. Gold?

Yeah, it's gold. Yeah, he's trying to find gold. I mean. And then he came to the United States and he couldn't find gold. And then he goes, slaves are good, though. And then he brought all these Indians back as slaves. He goes, I couldn't find you any gold. I guess it's sort of bad for Jewish people because in America,

everyone hates him a little bit. Christopher Columbus. Not the Italians. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's a blow to Italians. Yeah, dude. Italians are getting hit fucking left and right. They call it Indigenous People's Day now.

They're like, this is bad. Yeah, they have been taking away their things. Dude, when we moved here- Cuomo's not allowed to have a hug that takes longer than a second. I know. And when we moved here, I remember the first year I moved here and they're like Columbus day and everybody was like, rah, rah, Columbus day. No issues there.

And then boom. You're saying right when we moved here. So like recently. Yeah. Five years ago it was Columbus day. It wasn't indigenous people's day when we moved here. It was Columbus day. Now it's indigenous people's day.

Well, it depends who you ask the fucking, the Italians. But they're trying to push that. Yeah. Yeah. They're trying to make, they're trying to make indigenous people's day happen. And what you're saying is sort of is happening. Like it's actually catching on push that. Yeah, yeah. They're trying to make indigenous peoples day happen, and what you're saying is sort of is happening. It's actually catching on a bit. Yeah, yeah. And then now Columbus is Jewish. So I don't know

which side this helps, I guess. It hurts the Italians only. You're saying it hurts the Italians. It's neutral for the Jews. I mean, I'm sure the Jews are like, we'll take them. It's not the worst, right? You'd think it'd be positive being like, yeah, guys, you know. Yeah. Or do the Jews ares are like ah another guy that didn't find gold yeah another another colonizer who fucked over the indigenous people yeah maybe there's that part of it where

nah jews will take them like if you if you uh if if you see um like old school like jail like white supremacist groups when they're like oh white supremacist groups, when they're like, oh, you brought black people over here as slaves, they're like, no, we didn't. That was the Jews. That was the Jews, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you know, that, they're, like, their argument is that, like, we didn't want that. Yeah, yeah, we didn't want that, yeah.

We didn't want the coloreds here. That's what they say. We just want only whites and the Indians, who happen to be here already. But that's about it. But, yeah, I don't know. It's, uh, the Jews will take them. I don't know. The Jews will take him. I know for a fact the Jews will take him.

Jews are pumped about this one. Bill Maher has been getting into it, a fellow. A tiny. Bill Maher has been getting into it. He's not Jewish. Everybody thinks he's Jewish for some reason. The fuck? I know.

He has a really Jew-y looking face. He's not Jewish. You're kidding me. Dude, honestly, that's one of those things where people... That's not true. Go check the early life, man. I'm telling you, this is- What the fuck?

You've been reading the wrong lists, pal. I'm not reading the list. Ryan's been reading the fake list. What the fuck? I think he's like Protestant. Irish American? Yeah. He's one of yours.

Until his teens, he was unaware that his mother whose family was hungry was jewish but he didn't grow up jewish his mom okay well there you go i guess he has some some in the blood where are you getting these fucking bad facts from danny he wasn't raised jewish in any way he dude if you find out look at him this is like columbus being like i guess i'm going to synagogue now no but but but you think that when i say someone's Jewish, you don't go to synagogue? No. He used to say he wasn't. What?

He used to say he wasn't. He used to say he wasn't. No. Well, I mean, if I had a nickel. Convenient. So I guess, well, then he is on the list. That gets you on the list. That's crazy.

So I can't believe that you thought he wasn't. I mean, for a second there, you almost rocked my world. I mean, he doesn't identify in any way as someone who's Jewish, though. I mean, I'm talking about the way he looks and talks and acts. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, I said he does look like a Jew. I said that right at the beginning.

No real. I did say that. He does look like a Jew, but... Nice try, Danny. You tried to pawn him off He said Mar's not one of mine Yeah

Alright Well anyways Mar has been He got He was kind of Going viral right and left Because he made a video Basically talking about

Chappelle Rhone Yeah Who's a big singer And she basically Was a Palestine person And he was like If you were in Palestine You'd get thrown off the roofs

The you know The classic argument I think he loves that one it's classic loves that one vintage right so vintage you know kind of vintage boomer argument back and forth right and then it was making me laugh to think that bill maher also released a second a second video to being like and we should talk it out possibly over some whiskey bill maher loves the young ones all right yeah of course so you're telling me bill maher like in his mind he's not like i'm negging her a little bit but you know when we get her back to the bill maher mansion get some hollywood things i get a podcast dude i get a little reservation at nobu compliments of the marman the marmeister the marmeister i i guarantee you bill

maher will have have people on his show that he completely disagrees with, have some super progressive feminist on there that's like, fucking men are the worst. White men need to sit down. And he argues with her. And then they finish the podcast. And he was like, so later on, you think?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Sure, yeah, yeah. Remember the sketch we did with Karen Fian where it was the trans women, trans men are at advantage in a nagging competition and then you were trying to hit on her after? Oh, for sure. I feel like that's what

Bill Maher does afterwards. I guarantee he's taking a shot, you know what I mean? Yeah, for sure. He goes, this is just all show, you know? This is just for TV. I'm not really like this. I think he does do a bit of that. Yeah, I mean, he's a fucking pussy hound He is a hound

That shit like He has not been able to Muhammad Hijab would probably call him a pervert Oh Muhammad Hijab would Would not be kind Oh Muhammad Hijab was happy He got his clip Muhammad Hijab well done

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Danny already did a video about it. And I feel like we have to watch the new Kamala ad that was geared towards men i'm a white dude i this was probably one of the last one we watched was pretty funny but this was something else and i guess every you know the betting markets have been really saying that kamal harris has been hit you know and you have a conspiracy i do have a conspiracy yeah hit him hit me with it this is my new conspiracy i only thought of this this afternoon but so um this is a morning conspiracy this is my conspiracy and coffee but only thought of this this afternoon. But so this is a morning conspiracy. This is my conspiracy and coffee. But so the betting markets are like insane on Polymarket right now.

Trump's at 60%. Like, it's just like he's running away with it. So my conspiracy is that because the Democrats, like, they have tons of money right now. Like, they have more money than they could do anything with. And they can't, they're not figuring out a way to really use it effectively like she's you know there's talk of her going on rogan which is obviously free like there's all these things that like you're not running ads you're now just doing podcasts and going on what art well why aren't they they're running ads they're running ads but i'm saying they have more money than they can run ads with like they can't the ad spends too big

it's like when a billionaire is like make my daughter a famous singer we have a billion dollars and you're like we don't even really know what to do with more than a couple. Yeah. You're like, we could run some ads for 50 million. I don't know. Like, like, I guess. Yeah. You're like in how many TV ads?

Yeah. I see. I guess there's a cap on how much you could spend. Because the original when, when, uh, I guess you get more people making phone calls, doing door to door. Yeah. You could do, you could hire more people. Street poster campaigns.

Yeah. But that's only a couple hundred bucks i guess but anyways the original conspiracy theory was when it really dislocated like a week ago and trump started running away with it was like you know some big republican guy was going on like some people were saying it was peter teal or something was like going and just threw a hundred million on on trump to basically make it look like trump's running away with that then my my galaxy brain conspiracy theory is that the democrats are actually taking some of their money so everyone goes he's it's such a lock i don't need to vote yeah basically being like look trump's

running away with it and the republicans are like i don't even need to vote but wouldn't it work the other way too where you go the other way where you go oh if it's not even if she she's just getting blown out but the dems are notoriously get out to vote more than the Republicans. Is that true? Yes, for sure. And Democratic women. Is part of that because they live in cities and it's easier to vote? I don't know the explanation.

I think they're just more... You've got to think if you live 30 miles from the nearest thing, voting is going to be a whole day for you. I don't think... Whereas if you're in New York City, you probably walk to the nearest thing and it's a five-minute thing. But you can do it over... I guess if you're somewhere in the woods You probably walk to the nearest thing And it's a five minute thing But you can do it over Like I guess if you're

Somewhere in the woods or whatever You can do Like mail-in voting and stuff Like they have ways around it But anyways That's my It might be bullshit Obviously it's

I have nothing to back this up whatsoever But also then if you're wrong Like if you're the If you're betting all this money on Trump And then you guys do end up losing You just win a bunch of money I don't know what you can do with it Because it's probably like

Specifically campaign funds Unless it's being kind of done But you think the actual campaign of money i don't know what you can do with it because it's probably like specifically campaign funds unless it's being kind of done but you think the actual campaign did that i don't know or i don't know who's doing it someone i mean it's a pretty fresh conspiracy in my mind you haven't really you worked out the inner workings of it yet no no i'm just this is total nonsense well she had a new thing recently they are it did seem like they're floundering a little bit because she posted her new thing and she was like, I'm going to give black guys weed. But I think Trump said he's legalizing weed too. But it was the way she did it. It was like a, it was a specific, they posted a big thing and it was like a note to black

men. And it was just like, you know, I'm going to be good on crypto, which is good for men, but it just feels racist. But it's only specifically black. Yeah. It was Kamala Harris. Here's her, her notes to the black men. And it was just like, it was basically like her being like, it felt, you know what I mean?

Yeah. Like it was like her, it was as if you were just like, you know what? I want to dress everyone separately. White guys, we're going to get the guns. Guns are coming to you. We got some brothers in the house. We got some brothers. Brothers.

What's up, brothers? We're going to be smoking them up if we got them. You know what I mean? And then she's like, got some brothers in the house We got some brothers We're gonna be smoking them up if we got them You know what I mean And the women in the house Yo man can't tell you what to do And then we also got some Italians in the house Hey yo It really felt like a comic

I don't think it's legal Kamala Harris will create an opportunity agenda for black men We got some Indian men in the house Oh when you tell your dad you're not being a doctor, you know that we getting hurt real bad. Am I right? And I got a policy for the Indians in America that no

longer will your parents be able to hurt you real bad. You will not be getting hurt real bad by this economy. That's how you panders to the Indians. But yeah, a million loans that are fully forg panders to the end but um yeah a million loans that are fully forgivable up to 20k for black entrepreneurs which seems illegal like to just be like oh only like i don't know that's there's gotta be i used to that's gotta

be some title nine thing around that and then there's a training education and then protect cryptocurrency investments so black men who make them know their money is safe. It didn't even say it's like, I'm going to do crypto, which obviously helps black guys because I know a black guy that has crypto. Yeah, you guys, you're all getting scammed on crypto, right? You brought that rim coin that ended up being a rug pull. What? What are you talking about? I'm going to un-rug pull rim coin.

Grill coin got you real bad? I don't know. That one one the cryptocurrency and then just says legalizes marijuana so the weed one to me was just the funniest though i was just like though i thought gonna make sure everyone that any maui waui that you buy will have adequate thc levels i mean it worked for trudeau yeah the weed thing but the thing is i'm pretty sure trump said he's also going to legalize weed. I'm going to make it double illegal for a dealer to not give a fat count.

Yeah. In my presidency, there will be the fattest counts of any dealers that you've ever seen. I mean, we're getting, what are we like? We're like three weeks away here. Dank weed for blacks. That's our new policy. Yeah, it just felt a little weird, right? Yeah, yeah. But then they did this video for, I guess they're trying to,

we did the one where they're trying to appeal to white guys. And then they did one just like men in general. Tough man, I think is what it is. But everyone started looking up the actors and you found the actors doing videos. Well, I found them all. So it's the guy who made it. It's this guy, Jacob Reed. He used to be a segment producer.

And the one I made was like the video I made of, but because the funniest thing to me was in, he goes on Laura Coates Live or whatever on CNN and he's talking about it. He's just like... He looks exactly how you think he looks. He's like a UCB, like he kind of looks like Matt Walsh actually

kind of, right? He looks just like Matt Walsh. But he goes on there. He used to be like a segment producer for kimmel but if you look at his imdb it's like literally 2020 just it ends his imdb ends at 2020 and then he made a white guy for kamala and then one white guy for kamala and in the ad like the the saddest thing to me was he was like yeah he's like you know we're just a bunch of film dudes and we like we made this thing and you know look what we can make we can make this amazing thing for 200 bucks so like you know he's like i've written all these scripts if anybody wants to hire me he didn't say that in the interview in the interview he goes he's like i wrote and that was the thing that like stuck out he's like you know i've i got all these feature scripts so if any and you could tell you like

feel bad for him you're like and like literally you're a guy who just fought for diversity and now you can't get a job yeah yeah you know i thought you're good now yeah you're just like he's just like i can't work anymore because you're right so this guy wanted to be making you know comedy videos and instead he wanted to be you know writing for kimmel and eventually for the simpsons and he was now instead of that he's he's just like making these campaign propaganda yeah to be like hey guys i'm one of the good ones without spec yeah oh that wasn't paid for by connor harris that was he just made it with the boys oh stop yeah he oh no yeah yeah that was straight up he just made it oh no oh yes i thought this was like the only gig he got was...

No, no, no, no, no. Was it White Guys for Harris didn't give him the money for it? No, he just made this for his own fun. Let's play this bad boy. Oh, wait, I have this taboo interview too, sorry. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man, man.

And I'm man enough. I'm man. I'm a man I'm a man man I'm man enough I'm a man I'm a man that's a good start I'm a man now you're a man I forgot how it started I'm a man

I'm a man that's definitely every man that I ever know always announces something such I'm a man That's definitely Every man that I ever know Always announces something I'm a man I mean you kind of nailed it I'm a man This one is actually getting me

And I guess what There's like a fat guy There's a fat guy There's like a black guy And then they're all like Then there's like this one fr's like a uh there's like a black guy and then they're all like uh then there's like this one fruity dude who's sitting on a pickup truck so this is very i'm one of the good guys i'll hire me please well he's not outright saying that but this is no i know but i can sacrifice i thought he was getting some scrilla for this he got zero dollars zero for

this because it's shot pretty nice so So the guy's an okay director. And that's what he's saying. He's like, I am a very talented writer and director. Fucking please. He literally said, he goes, I got a couple kids. He didn't mention the kids in the live. Yeah, he goes, I got a wife and kids. He didn't specifically beg for a job or anything.

In fewer words, he's just like, I'm not working in Hollywood at all. I've been doing this for a job. Yeah, yeah. But he's just like, in fewer words, he's just like, I'm not working in Hollywood at all. I've been doing this for 20 years. He's like, if you look at his IMDb, he did have, he did like 100 segments

for Kimmel. Okay. So he had a good gig. He had four years ago. And George Floyd happened and now he doesn't get to work anymore.

I'm going to start this again Because I'm a man really got me I'm a man I'm a man I'm a man man And I'm man enough I'm man enough to enjoy a barrel proof bourbon Neat

Man enough to cook my steak rare Man enough to deadlift 500 Then braid the s*** out of my daughter's hair You think I'm afraid Man enough to cook my steak rare So they're saying that The typical wisdom is that man eat their steak well done?

Yes. So then I'm manly then. I suppose. Or no, I guess, I don't know. But it's funny because he refers to this as satire. I mean, that's a fancy thing that I see that as a fancy thing. To what? To have your steak super rare.

No, it's just a man. It's just, it's looked down on. You go, you're such a man that you're eating a cow that's like borderline alive. Oh, it's more manly to eat it alive. Yeah, you're like a pussy if you eat it well done, which is true. Oh, then I'm going to reverse that. Which is very true. But women don't like them well done, do they?

Women? Women don't like a fucking chewy steak. So then this is stupid. I don't know. I feel like it's... Depends. I guess I'm nitpicking on that one thing. We're not talking about women right now, Ryan. You're stick. So then this is stupid. I don't know. I feel like it's... Depends. I guess I'm nitpicking on that one thing. We're not talking about women right now, Ryan.

I'm sort of upset. I just got caught up on this one thing. We will continue. To rebuild a carburetor, I eat carburetors for breakfast. I ain't afraid of bears. That's what beer hugs are. Carburetor is definitely a script written by a guy that doesn't know what men do. These are Hollywood bug men right here.

Like, these are not fucking... These guys are not... I mean, that's what I would be like you know i'm obviously a classic man you're like what shit you wouldn't do carburetors rebuild the carburetor sand it down yeah i like carburetors i'm surprised dude the outtakes was like them just like literally kicking a tire on a car yeah yeah see they couldn't even do a throwing a football. Cause I guarantee you, none of them can throw a football. It's a pretty good point. The black guy could have thrown a spiral.

I'm sure. Whoa, Ryan. You don't think that guy could throw a spiral? Say that to my face. We'll see. Come on, stop it. I don't know. I'll tell you another thing.

I sure as shit, I'm not afraid of women. I'm not afraid of women. I'm not afraid of women. They want to control their bodies i say go for it they want to use ivy have to start a family i'm not afraid of families they want to be child who's afraid of families i don't know like what is that conservatives love family what's the argument there the crazy thing to me is he he considers this comedy and satire because this is like he's like i'm a comedy guy ah and this is comedy and you go this

is comedy yeah what's this what's the i don't really get some of these arguments i'm not afraid of family like the like the idea that i guess the argument was they're saying the republicans don't want ivf but okay i'm afraid of families they do love families cat ladies have all the cats you want woman wants to be president well i hope she has the guts to look me right in the eye and accept my full-throated endorsement. Throated? Full-throated. I don't know what kind of donuts I like.

Man enough to admit I'm lost, even when I refuse to ask for directions. Man enough to not ban young women from reading Little One. Or one of those pants books that the sisters like. I'm man enough to raw dog a flight. It sucked. Not worth it. I'm man enough to be emotional. Oh, now they. Not worth it. I'm man enough to be emotional.

Oh, now they're going in on raw dogging. In front of my horse. I'm man enough to tell you that I cry at Love Actually. Good Will Hunting. West Side Story. Fat and pregnant. I'm sick of so-called men domineering, belittling, and controlling women just so they can feel more powerful. That's not how my mama raised me.

I love women. I love women. I love women who support their families. Women who decide not to have families. Women who take charge. And I'm man enough to help them win. You got the idea. On spec. Yeah, that's pretty wild.

Pretty crazy. Because you think, he said, he's like, just to be clear, like they didn't hire me to make this. And he's trying to show off his kind of directing and producing chops here yeah definitely yeah yeah but no just uh and you know what maybe the harris campaign throws a little bone we'll take one more please it was funny the funniest part was they looked up all the people and they were like you know it was all like this guy's just out of work actors yeah i guess most of them they're all like You can't really blame the actors, because I guess the actors is a guy where... Oh, did they do it on...

Did the actors get paid? Fuck no. He said he made it for 200 bucks. No, they're just his friends that he knows from UCB. These are all people who... I thought this was paid for by Kamala Kamp. No, no, no. These are like...

Originally. These are like, he takes a UCB improv class, and then actors are like, oh, I'm going to expand my repertoire. It did get less funny for me when I found out it was just a guy making it, because now it's like, some guy made a crappy video, whatever. I thought this was a legitimate White Guys for Harris campaign, what do they call it? The Super PAC video is funded. I'm thinking they put $100K into this piece of shit. $200, right? Yeah, some guy that likes Kamala harris made some crappy video it's a little less

funny to me because it has been the talk of the internet yeah yeah yeah and interestingly enough if you go on tiktok where it was first posted uh just the difference between platforms on tiktok actually is pretty well received like if you look at the comments they like it on tiktok well it's girl i guess girls like i guess and then you go on youtube or twitter and he's just getting fucking annihilated so yeah who would like that though girls on tiktok i mean isn't i can't imagine it's changing anyone's mind there's someone's like fuck i mean i love carburetors yeah i'm a i'm a fucking man all right less funny than i thought all right so but we have to talk about this because you know danny and if people are

tired of hearing about the ai saga move on but it's probably one of my favorite things in the world that's why in my hotel room just fucking cracking up laughing this i know we got a lot of videos today it's only the last one but there's three but me and my boy the tap man so danny balchuk and people have been following the story the tap man, Danny's in the group chat with him, does him a favor, makes this video. Not in your group chat. We just have a solo chat.

Now the tap man's doing a press tour. Yeah. Demeaning you. Yeah. Trying to get AI banned. Literally. So he's on Seth Meyers. Well, here's the thing.

I'll just give one comment about the demeaning part. He's a company man. He makes, I'm pretty sure, like $10 million a year. So he has to, in public, be like, this was- Sure. But it also does feel like he's a part of it. I'm telling you, in private, he's a big fan.

Okay, I'm telling you, you made one video about this guy in AI, and it's like his whole identity now identity now it's like the ai guy well because i you changed the pathway you changed his path in life i know and i think his whole deal is he wants like he wants them to pass laws against ai and then take credit for it right like that's his thinking here he's like he's like i they need to pass laws to like rein the shit in and he wants to be the guy who says i did that yeah well he called you gross he said the video was gross I can tell you in pride we gotta be careful we say about Danny's boyfriend here I mean to cover a lot of things the lawmakers many of whom frankly seem unable to manage their i mean it's obviously a picture of me but like i know he that comedian did a gross deep fake of me about

something else yeah and people maybe he's talking about the gross because it's the people fucking goats maybe that's the gross thing i'm telling you i did forget the original one was the goat yeah the goat fucking i think that's what he's talking about. Tell you the Tatman's Man. That comedian did a gross video. Because you're sort of the comedian who doesn't want a name either. He threw your name out of the original one.

Yeah, the original one. This comedian who won't be named. I'm telling you, he thinks I'm brilliant. The CNN producers, not so much. Okay, I won't talk bad about your boyfriend that much, but I was in my hotel room fucking dying when I watched that, man. Gross video. You made this one AI video.

Now Jake Tavis did an entire press tour fucking demeaning okay i always love you know there's certain things that just always get me with the will smith drama i'm always paying attention to prince harry's another one yeah you know i i'm very drawn to a story where a guy um you know shacks up with like a very public succubus and then sort of you know where it's very clear what's going on to everybody but him he's the only guy where you're like

you're literally in the haunted house and you're like get out of the house the foundation's pretty solid in the house though it's a nice house good bones yeah good bones in the house nice house I don't know I like it real cozy and then on top of that there was a little bit at the beginning where you're sort of an asshole for pointing it out which in real life obviously that's the case if a guy's got a shitty girlfriend and you're the guy being like

that girl's a bitch like you know you're not it's not they're not gonna be hanging out you're not gonna be hanging out much you're definitely not gonna be rewarded for that behavior you got to be you got to tread lightly but i don't know these folks. Nope. So Prince Harry realizes the depth of his loss after separating from Meghan Markle. And the bottom line is Prince Harry, according to inside sources. According to inside sources. But I've seen there's a whole million of these articles, right? Yeah. But allegedly the idea is that Harry, now that he's sort of breaking up with Meghan Markle,

they're living in separate places, and now he's starting to be like, this is much worse than my old house. This man, you know what his old job was? You go stand on a float and you do that with your hand and then you get paid a zillion dollars. So that was his old job,

was you do that with your hand, every once in a while you cut a ribbon, and then you go to the fanciest restaurants and that's the job you're literally and if anyone writes anything bad for you the biggest press machine in the history of the world makes it disappear now this man can't even go to p diddy parties nope he's living in freak offs he's done with the freak offs i guess he basically like lives in hollywood now i guess yeah he's you know malibu walks on the beach alone just kicking the sand he's an executive producer on a podcast in a netflix series where you know that they don't take his notes you know he's an executive title

only he's an executive producer on title only and you know that he thought that when he was getting to be an executive producer he's like oh that would be fun to have some creative input on some netflix shows and he goes he walks into the room everyone rolls their eyes at him he's on set and he's like can i get a earpiece and they go uh we don't have any left oh my god there's no pieces how do i hear it he goes you can just listen yeah yeah he's standing in the silence do you mind if i take a peek in the monitor uh hair can someone can someone give harry uh he's got like a kitty monitor that's not even attached he's like sitting in craft services just eating snacks With the extras He's literally just like

Wandering around set And basically doing nothing And he's like Oh if you do this You go yeah definitely Maybe we'll try that At the end if we have time And you go

Can someone get Fucking This guy's like Is this not my series It's like this guy No one wants his advice He can't go to his P. Diddy parties anymore

Yeah he calls He calls up the Fucking king of England Doesn't pick up Oh yeah Just gets like the secretary And be like He'll get back to you He's just busy right now Yeah his P. Diddy parties anymore. Yeah, he calls up the fucking King of England, doesn't pick up. Oh, yeah. Just gets like the secretary and be like, he'll get back to you.

He's just busy right now. Yeah. So he's, I think Prince Andrew's just like walking down La Brea at this point. You know, maybe I'll get a coffee.

Prince Harry, sorry. I think Prince Harry's just walking around. He probably goes, he's like, maybe I'll do a yoga class. Like at this point, he's going to start

doing acting classes because he's got, he's just got time on his hands. Might be a UCB doing some improv classes. You know what I mean? I think he probably does. He's killing time the way that a rich wife in Beverly Hills does. Prince Harry probably

wakes up. He probably walks down to get his lattes because it kills an extra hour. Then he does a yoga class. Now it's one. He calls a few people. They don't respond. He texts he you know he waits for that for 10 minutes he doesn't get brad pitt doesn't get back oh he's big big phone call guy probably just likes to shoot there's a couple people that he shoots the shit with the shit so uh maybe watch some youtube yeah and he's he's kind of like his name's tainted within the royal community well he they excommunicated him he

literally left the family over this like that was the whole deal right is he's like yeah he's like he's like i'm leaving the family and i don't think you can pull up the stands and show back up he i don't no i don't think that's what happened to pretend like you just didn't leave you go hey i'm here no if he does go wants to show back up to the royal family and do that he's gonna have to eat so much crow like he's gonna come back hands and knees right i don't think it's even an option you don't you don't like disgrace them like that you know call them racist yeah yeah you don't i don't think that works i don't think they're letting them come back so the winner in this whole thing is megan markle you have to respect the way she is the ultimate winner of this she went in broke up the royal family rose her profile

by a hundred x times finally got that netflix show you know she's gotten every press junket and now she gets talked about like she's the royal family and she doesn't even have to be in it yeah and she's getting more of that suits coin for sure probably getting more suits oh for sure dude don't you remember last year she's gonna have coin all of a sudden suits was just the number one show on netflix eight years after it was after it ended yeah well she's doing tours she's doing uh tours right now talking to kids and stuff saying she suits was just the number one show on netflix eight years after it was after it ended yeah well she's doing tours she's doing uh tours right now talking to kids and stuff saying she understands bullying because she's the most bullied person on earth that's what she's been

saying i mean we're bullying her right now a bit aren't we aren't we she's the bully uh feel bad for the guy man it's like jada pinkett smith her they're the bullies you know i've said this before but if any guy said i started dating this girl and i pulled her away from her family and friends and i made her you know excommunicated from her family and friends and now she moved to a different country and she doesn't talk to anyone and i've cut off all her uh you know lifelines and resources and all that sort of stuff and then now we break up you'd go yeah that guy's a monster uh-huh yeah that's what everyone would say abuse yeah that's also what's called like a that's what sex traffickers. That's what's called abuse. Yeah, that's also what's called like a, that's what sex traffickers do. And he had his pick of anybody.

He was the good looking one. He wasn't the weird looking one. You're right, I know. He was like literally the good looking one. Yeah. Or the Hitler costume. Like he was the good looking cool one. Yeah.

And now he's just wandering around La Brea looking at the names, like a tourist. He's talking to the Wolverine for a couple minutes. Wolverine's like, listen, pal, I gotta work. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's probably like

hangs out on the corner and then they have like the tours of famous people's houses and he's out there just so he can be like, hey, it's Harry.

He greets the tourists. You don't really look like Prince Harry. Are you like an impersonator? Just to give him a little taste of the old life.

Shows me the ID and everything. Oh, look, it's me. I'm telling you. It's me, Harry. It's me, Harry. It's me, Harry. Can you tell us where we can meet Megan? He goes, okay.

You know what? Get the fuck off my lawn. Beat it. Scram. Yeah, so I think that's what's happening, but I feel bad for the guy. No one is immune. I mean, no, there's no person who's immune

from just picking the wrong chick and fucking up your whole life no one's safe man nobody is safe from that it's so crazy because there's everybody's like oh money solves all your problems blah blah you go no man i'll tell you what i think done it better because at least he doesn't you know if you're talking about the older guy just running through young snizz on hollywood yep none of them have ever really got him in a big way where they didn't get any money from him they didn't wreck his life so and he lived at fucking like you know he basically was living at playboy mansion yeah but then you gotta be like the life

yeah but zero cancellations i know bill maher like probably doing the craziest sex shit didn't get any problems nothing yeah and i think i guess the moral of the whole story is that if you are gonna you know take zero risk there isn't zero risk in his life he might just be a lucky guy but the real end of it but you do have to also be like the i'm the you know 70 year old playboy guy yeah which obviously gets sad yes yeah because i mean you you have to the problem is with uh as you get much much older if in the absence, I mean, Hollywood obviously works a little different,

but you have to keep making new friends because all your friends eventually get married and stuff like that. And to some degree, when people meet up, it was a lot of times, it's like, oh, bring the wives. And it was like, people don't want to be like us, our three wives and Bill.

And Bill Maher. Yeah. Although he probably has like Spade. He always has a new chick that he can well that's what i'm saying hollywood i think you but the wives you know the wives don't love like all the 50 60 year old wives and then bill's just there with his fucking 25 year old like no girlfriend of the no one wants no one wants the guy bringing his new 25 yearyear-old around. And the wives just fucking shooting daggers at both of them, and they got to talk to the fucking 25-year-old, who they know is like, they're like, we've seen 50 of you.

This is temporary. So there's not even a point of building a bond here or anything. You are going to be gone soon. No, they would just say, we're not doing that anymore. I'm not doing... Yeah, so I guess as long as he has a show, he can kind of have... Prince Harry's going to have to start hanging out with Bill Maher. I mean, that's. Yeah. I'm not doing... Yeah, so I guess as long as he has a show, he can kind of have... Prince Harry's going to have

to start hanging out with Bill Maher. I mean, that's the duo. Oh, that'll be a fun one. Yeah, I don't know what the move is for Prince Harry. I mean, he's made his bed

a little bit and it's going to be hard to get out of that thing. Uh-huh, yeah. I'd like to see Harry and Will Smith get together and just see the two of those guys

on Johnny Depp's boat with two smoking hot chicks and being like, you know, Will and Harry's reality show, and it's just them. Will and Harry do like a bachelorette show where they do the thing, and at the end of it, it was a prank.

We're not marrying any of you. It was just us getting our dick wet. And it was like, Harry and Will are back. I mean, it's available to them anytime they want. The Fresh Prince and the Prince. Come on. Not bad. Not bad.

The Fresh Prince and the Fresher Prince. And it should be two princes and the spin doctor song should definitely be yes and if you pry me from my family just go ahead now and if you yeah want to talk for hours well megan did did that. You might have an EP credit in your future here. Hey, I'm saying this is the move. It's Will Smith. We get Prince Harry. I can't think of off the top of my head if there's any others that fit into that category,

but I'm sure there's many more. I don't know any of the high profile ones. Yeah. Yeah. Who knows, too? Like, maybe I don't know. And it's Johnny Depp's playing the song with his band will smith and harry and it's their life you know running through hollywood chicks i'd watch it i'd watch at least one episode

this is boring uh if there's something to do with smith and weth and would also be a good name if prince harry's wants to change his last name to wesson. So Prince Harry, if you'd consider changing your last name, Smith and Wesson. I'd like to see that meeting. So the shows that go one catch, we're pretty tied to the name. So we're going to need you to change your last name. It's either that or we have this guy Jake Wesson that's lined up.

He was on one of those. Jake Wesson was actually a extra in SVU season 8. He was cut from The Bachelor. He almost made it onto one of the seasons of The Bachelor. He was a final cut. And Wesson was actually a extra in SVU season 8. He was cut from The Bachelor. He almost made it onto one of the seasons of The Bachelor. He was a final cut. And Wesson's chomping at the bit to be part of this project. You were hit, man. We love you, but...

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Do you think censorship is going to increase under a Trump win? Yes. More so than a Kamala win? I do. Yeah, I think so, too. Yeah. Because I think some people, I've heard a lot of people. I mean, if history is any indication.

I know. I've heard some people being like, oh, man, if Trump wins, like the censorship, that's over. I'm like, no, if history is any indication. I know. I've heard some people being like, oh man, if Trump wins the censorship, that's over. I'm like, no, it's going way up. It won't be the same as before, though, because I think that Zuckerberg's not going to get... He's not going to find himself in that... He's not going to find himself in that position.

I think that it was uncharted territory, and I think a lot of the big tech guys, they go, we know what the cycle looks like a little more now, because it was kind of a new thing that was coming at you that people hadn't experienced in 20 years and so i think a lot of a lot of people were going to stay a little more neutral than they did before yeah you know what i mean so obviously i don't think twitter would be affected by it there you know if you

twitter won't he'll get sued right unless they do the pavlo on them you know other countries are going to be more screwed like it's going to go harder in the other countries but yes it is my opinion that you know people are going to get censored more and all that stuff under trump i that's my prediction yeah that's what i think too it's just the will i mean censorship happens least when people stop paying attention yeah when when if they're able to make we need censorship to be a like prime issue it's just there's so many eyes on it and there's like so much like you know i mean they get so much people on board with the cause for sure for sure i mean i've only heard as if if she wins it'll just drift away a little bit and they'll be doing it in the background yeah i mean

that's true they might be doing it on all my ai videos it'll definitely feel like it's more under trump whether or not in reality it is right right yeah like the only legal perspective it potentially won't be from a league yeah like the only ai video i got a strike on was the kamala harris caller daddy video bullying for cyber bullying and i posted originally why that was the connection i was gonna make yeah and i posted bully and uh prince harry bully that was the original and i posted on a different channel i made a backup channel i posted on that channel i got same thing strike cyber bullying so it's like so are you cyber bullying her or were you cyber bullying the other girl i think i'm cyber bullying the literally the second most powerful person in the world which is i'm punching down on the vice

president of the united states somehow you're probably in the night yeah the front runner or whatever one of the two front runners yeah one of the two front runners for to be the president bullying well this is um tiktok users have been doing their part as well and they've been going undercover in swing states convincing their dating app matches to vote in november this is by good good good dot co good good good pretty good name for a website yeah maddie hart exclaims in a recent video i used my hinge profile to get a bunch of people registered to vote in pennsylvania so it's a real micro influencer situation here one by one the one girl's even a lesbian and she said she's been doing this and then she's been trying to give people tips so it's kind of back to the original

you know this is the kind of stuff you're going to be cm yeah this year i want to convince someone to register the vote and then fall in love from then that's what it says on her hinge profile from then she lured matches and had a number of insightful conversations about voter registration. As it turns out, it's all part of the bigger strategy. So, I think that it's probably worth noting out. Worth noting? Yeah.

Worth pointing out? Worth pointing out. It is worth pointing out that men might be willing to have a 45 45 minute conversation with you about voting if they think you're gonna bone absolutely unfortunately for this chick once you get into that booth there's a little bit of a different story sister uh well the thing is don't get into that booth well they're gonna get in that booth and they're gonna be like that chick

fucking that liberal chick fucking wasting my time wasting my time Trump 2024 I think so right because what's the plan you're dating you're on these conversations with 19 guys and you're like I'll go on a date with you and you vote for me it's like either that doesn't happen in which case you pissed him off and another case is he's just lying yeah I mean and then she goes did you vote you go yeah yeah let me see let me see the sticker really what she's got you can't get one of those stickers really what she's got to do is she's got to fuck him she's got to go on the date if she because she obviously wants him to vote for harris she's got to bang him and she's got to and he's and she's got to like act like you know there's more pussy coming at you yeah yeah

for sure but like she's basically got to like take him on a day how many guys can you have in limbo where they're like ah i this girl really wants me to do this and how many guys could you have in limbo where they're like, ah, this girl really wants me to do this? And how many guys could you get to do that that weren't already probably on board with the cause? Yeah. You're trying to get undecideds or flip Trump voters. And I mean, you might get a few. It doesn't seem like a fucking strategy to me. If you put out.

It is funny that the articles are already starting to come back where it's like, to stop Trump. I was using my pussy. Hey, hey man, the porn industry jumped into the presidential campaign. So they started doing on porn sites. They started doing Kamala. Come on.

Not porn. Uh, yeah, yeah. I think that's what's happening. It's kind of like right as you're about to nut. It's like a vote. Come on.

Oh, what the fuck? Hands off my porn. You you know a lot of well because this is the project 2025 we're saying they're coming for your porn they said they're coming for your porn i don't think they are but i think that would be that would definitely not work though if they try to do in streams where you know mid-video yeah mid-video at ads i don't think so mid-rolls on the uh harris yeah i'd still rather see that than trump's face though i wouldn't want to see either faces no but if i had to choose i love how they're so desperate

too with the trump stuff now where they're like they're they're going back to like his spray tans weird oh really oh yeah they're on the spray tans weird thing because he's like he has i mean i don't get why he doesn't get a better spray tan why doesn't he get a better unless he's doing it himself because he's so uh no he has a team probably oh he's like they can't do it like he has like if you ever see a girl who has like bad foundation like the juggalos still do their own makeup exactly but like because you see it and like there's just like this line where it just goes like and you know obviously when you're 80 years old or whatever it just looks better to be tanned than not tanned but it's just like the blending is bad like it's such as just like a pronounced line where it just ends but then i guess you can't get in the hair i don't know i remember well they've also started

the thing recently where uh msnbc analysts says trump voters and joe rogan listeners are in crisis and need therapy so they've started this is the kind i feel like this is like a window and what it might start to look like because I feel like this week, Trump started to feel like he was ahead. So I think that people started turning on the sauce a little bit. Yeah, but I mean,

this probably got written before Kamala Harris on Rogan was starting getting rumored around. So they're like, Rogan voters are the worst, or listeners are the worst. This is MSNBC. They're actually not that bad.

Well, they have a big thing. I feel like it was a big conversation this week where a lot of people on twitter and a lot of people analysts were sort of saying that i mean obviously they started that with tim wells trying to have the thing but they're basically saying that you know democrats weren't speaking to men and like a lot of the influence aren't speaking to men and they're and it kind of felt like to me it was funny because they're all just like you know we need to be we need to be able to speak to men without ever you know saying that stuff men are doing a good it's kind of like they're like you know it's like hating men 2.0 it's like all the hating men with liking men yeah it feels like

they're trying to it's like they're trying to thread a very difficult they're trying to thread a very difficult needle it doesn't work and you're just like and the only thing they can do is be like well it's because the you know young guys like you know fascists and you're just like they just don't maybe they just don't it's like they don't like being told what to do and a lot of these dudes until they're bad there's so many dudes where they're like they're all like this stuff they're into like this guy and you go yeah for a year do you know like quickly like high school kids change their entire identity yeah you know i mean there's so many guys you know like quickly like high school kids change their entire identity yeah you know i mean there's so many guys you're like oh this you know we're worried he's into andrew tate and

he's this thing and you're like yeah then he got some pussy and now he's like a goth yeah yeah exactly yeah some goth chick kind of did it for him and now that's what he's on yeah then he started you know watching this thing and now he's into that and then he goes to college and he's a new guy yeah he's a new guy fresh slate yeah it's almost like the cycles are so quick the only way to make the cycles go on forever is you fight them so hard that it makes people dig their heels in and defend their identity and then they're like you know i mean that's like a good way to make a 13 year old boy be that forever is tell him so that he can't do it you know what i mean yeah of course of course yeah so yeah i don't know how this is gonna pan out but we'll see well the answer and that's what they're sort of saying they're like well we need to show a better version right they haven't been

able to figure out that messaging yeah they haven't been like the the men the harris like reaching men like obviously she went on all the chick podcast she's going on fox today it's wednesday she's going on Fox today. It's Wednesday. She's going on Fox, Brett Baier today because I guess she's trying to be like... What would you do if you were like Democrats strategy right now and you're like, we need to reach men? What would your strategy be? I mean, the Rogan thing is not the worst idea.

Crypto stuff's probably not bad. Crypto stuff? Yeah, I don't know. People just don't buy it, really? The thing is, she's too inauthentic and she's trying to do the whole thing where like i'm just like one of you and i almost think she's better off being like i'm not one of you just this is what i'm gonna do that's not bad but her policies aren't good that's the problem she hasn't like she was too late she did all these interviews she didn't particularly kill any of them or even do okay on any of them like it came out that they

60 minutes edited her interview like she's just like she's not at the end of the day like you know obama was so effective because he's like funny like trump he can just like riff you know what would actually help her okay this is what i would say ucb classes no if i was running the strategy for them i would say come out with your endorsement of like one of the guys being like, like Rogan or something like Kamala Harris comes out and being like, yeah, I don't know.

Some people say this, but I don't, I just think Rogan's like, I just think he's great. Yeah. Like pick too late though. No, but like Dana White or something,

you know what I mean? Just being like, be like, pick a person and then be like, yeah, I know there's just some press about them, but like for some reason I just really like him. Like that's my crush.

Right. Like almost like that way. I like Morgan wallen and you yeah but you give i think you would give like it's i think it's a little thing that like sometimes female comics do too you give an inkling that they can pit their mind you're like oh i know the type of girl that i don't agree with on everything but like she actually does kind of like a dude that's a dude sure like she gives give the impression that oh i, you don't know all the things about me. Behind closed doors, I actually fucking, guys like Rogan, that's my buddies.

But don't, you can't say it. You have to just like hint it, like almost as if you were saying like, I don't know, I guess I just have a soft spot for that guy. He rubbed me the right way. I really like him. Yeah. That would be my advice.

That would be good. You know what? Pick like a person that means a lot to a lot of people and just say that you like him. You like him, yeah. I think she's kind of super screwed on all this authenticity stuff just because this whole thing happened so quickly, like where she's become the candidate. And we didn't really know that much about her, like, because they, you know, for three

and a half years, they literally hit her away. And then they trot her out and you got to learn all this stuff about her. And anything she says, you're like, well, i don't have any reference point of you saying this ever you're just all of a sudden being like here are the things about me and you're like i don't know yeah you're saying she has bigger problems well yeah you don't think that me my technique of her saying one guy she likes is going to swing the election well like with trump though i'm telling you i'm in the right the trump thing i'm moving in the right direction yeah yeah but the trump thing is like we we've seen him in front on tv for 20 years

so you just you kind of like know everything about him so he he says something you go yeah that checks out with my frame 20 year frame of reference on him and then she says something you have to instantly be like uh i don't know i don't really know anything about it seems like you're just saying this right now to get votes for the election. When she drank the beer on Stephen Colbert, she's like, I don't know. I know what you're trying to do, but everybody knows what this is. That's a classic politician move

where they go and try to drink the beer. I feel like that's vintage politician. Exactly. I don't know if it's ever... It always sort of doesn't hit. It doesn't hit. The drinking the beer thing doesn't hit and you're like,

it seems extra desperate. It is funny how like in political strategy, that like it's one of the classic go-tos of like after a night of brainstorming, like a sip of beer. Yeah, just go have a beer. It's like, we probably think you drink wine.

She probably does drink wine. Exactly. You're like, it doesn't even make sense. She drinks wine out of- Like chicks don't, beer and chicks is not even like a thing. See where what i'm coming where i'm coming at it right you're i think you're exactly right where you go this doesn't jive with what i know but if you go i you know

everyone sees her as like no you're a fancy pants you're drinking wine on martha's vineyard you're at like a high class dinner with people you might be fun like people are cut so people that's all believable right yeah and then people have like a version of that if you go think of that person in your life or someone you know that's like that and you go the ones you hate would be this and the one that might you might be like all right they're all right yeah as they might say like oh i don't know what it is i just actually you have seen my i just think dana white's like the man like if they said one little thing like that, you might be like, oh, she's a cool one of those. But the problem is,

so it's like, but it needs to slot into like what you, a vision of her that like makes sense in people's brains. Yeah, but the problem is like in any of those things. Listen, I'll take the job as the strategist for 100K a day. But like the UFC thing is then instantly you go, well, we've never seen you at a UFC event. It's like we see Trump all the time.

No, but that's why I didn't say, that's why I said it has to be the person. Yeah, yeah, yeah. thing is then instantly go well we've never seen you at a ufc event it's like we see trump all no but that's why i didn't say that's why i said it has to be the person yeah yeah this is that's why i say you have to say the person you can't say that person would be like you couldn't say i like the podcast you can't say i like the sport i'm when i said at that time i was referring to in your own life you can see that and be like oh that girl's kind of fun that answer whatever with musicians you'd be like you could see us being at like your wedding and being like yeah joe's aunt's kind of fun you know what or whatever. You can say that with musicians. You could see us being at your wedding and being like, Joe's aunt's kind of fun. You know what I mean?

Maybe she's like, I love the Stones or something. I don't know. But I don't know how much I'm into you. I think it's a guy. I think you've got to pick a guy. A guy that you know that she would be in a little trouble. And she admits it's her guilty pleasure. Yeah, her guilty pleasure.

But you kind of see her as like, okay, she would be the fun one of those. Trump? see her as like okay she would be the fun one of those trump my guilty pleasures actually love donald trump i think it's got to be a guy that's like on the margin of acceptability in terms of optics of her base yeah well i mean rogan well that's all i have that's my but i'm telling you that's better than their brainstorming of a beer call her daddy and just talk to people who are already voting for you and i guess just hope that they just do yeah i wonder if people listening to this are thinking my strategy is bad but i think yeah i think i'm pretty i think i know you're saying i've given

girl comics advice decent amount of times where i'm like you know this thing remove this one thing you're saying or add this one thing you're saying and all of a sudden it makes people like to like like them yeah yeah i feel like i'm pretty good at like slight little change that makes people like you better and i think part of it is because uh i've i come across as unlikable so i feel like i've had like on stage i feel like i've had to yeah yeah of course you've had to figure that out yeah and i think that uh in figuring that out i became an expert at like the little things you might do to make a group of people that wouldn in figuring that out i became an expert at like the little things you might do to make a group of people that wouldn't that would maybe you'd rub the wrong way off the

bat not mind you or you could do my strategy and kabla harris's strategy and just remain unlikable that's true but then you have to go heal and it doesn't i don't think the democrat heal doesn't work doesn't work no no i'll message jake tapper'll get a, I'll send him a message being like, we need to get a hold of the Harris campaign. I mean, he's only one text away and he, I'll text him and then he'll text them. I mean, he's got all their numbers. I think it's interesting to me like what they could do because the, you know, that's, that the part of like politics is sort of interesting to me because it's a little like comedy, you

know, you're like, how do I, you know, obviously it's all alive. Well, not, maybe not every single person is alive but a lot of politics the guy is like how do we present you in a way that you know people like you yeah without it's crazy without being like dude the did you see trump fucking like this is someone pointed this out but she is such a bad candidate where trump is out there shilling all this fucking nonsense. Like what? Dude, he had a crypto coin come out yesterday, which is just probably a total scam. It looks insane.

Are you going to short it? I don't know. But, dude, it looks like such on its face, such an insane. Dude, he has a $100,000 watch that he's selling right now. He's selling a watch for $100,000? $ 100k 100 grand which i saw some watchmaker be like this is like a fucking three thousand dollar watch probably five thousand dollar watch he has a a hundred thousand dollar watch he has a crypto thing that he's coming out with what does he need so much money for like dude it's either he's like thinking past the election if he loses and he's like, well, you know

what? Let's just like keep my, but it seems like the scammiest shit to be doing three weeks before the election. It seems like the guy that you follow on Twitter and then have to unfollow because you realize how much of a scammer. Honestly. And you're like, what are you like? I saw the crypto thing.

I go, what the fuck is this guy doing? And it's not hurting him. Like relative to her. Yeah. Yeah. She's not hurting him ah like relative to her yeah yeah she's not doing well at all yeah like a scam coin like ruined logan paul's life yeah and yeah you would think like hey wait until three weeks like just wait three weeks until the election's over and then run your all show all your trump stakes and all that nonsense and he's doing it three weeks into the election you're like if you were running against anybody else this would just be the end of your campaign man can you imagine the guy that just blew his family's life savings on the hundred dollar trump watch 100k

yeah 100k man yeah and then his wife's like what the fuck that was our life value on this yeah you don't understand this is gonna be going for two bills minimum. Yeah, this is like a fucking Audemars Piguet or whatever. It's going to be, it's limited edition. I don't know how to get this through your thick skull. You're going to feel like an idiot when next year I sell this thing for 200K. So this was probably the best article of the week. And Business Insider, which has been cranking out bangers right now. And the fact that they're considered to have business in their title at this point is is something else yeah they're just a my husband is a primary breadwinner and i this girl's actually we've done an article she wrote uh years

ago i think my husband is the primary breadwinner i stay home with the kids but our marriage is not traditional and spoiler alert it's so the reason it's not traditional is she doesn't do much oh oh yeah she's like i don't do the how like he's the breadwinner but i don't do housework i'm a stay-at-home mom he makes all the money it's not no i know what you're thinking no no it's just i don't cook okay i don't do any of that oh sorry you were thinking this traditional no i actually don't cook or do anything i'm of that shit Oh sorry You were thinking This is traditional No I actually don't cook Or do anything No I don't do anything

What does she do with her time? Business Insider articles She's actually talked a lot About her writing career In the article Husband's the primary earner But they share The household

And parenting duties equally Seems like a good deal for him Yeah the whole article She's like My husband's got a crappy deal Yeah He makes all the money i fucking don't do anything works 80 hours a week and i just you go why does he want this

deal and you go because we're non-traditional good luck getting out of it man the partnership challenges traditional gender roles i gotta tell you it doesn't do that much challenging yeah i mean if you are the breadwinner i mean it challenges traditional male patients it's pretty traditional emphasizing equal contribution and respect equal contribution in every other aspect other than the guy makes all the money fixes stuff he also fixes stuff he fixes stuff who does the yard work that's him he also does the work that's him yes our life does not align with the provider protector or nurturer homemaker because i'm not doing any homemaking none it more it it it basically aligns more with the nurturer it goes nurturer homemaker uh blogger and then nurturer homemaker engineer sure actual

money making so basically I guess the gist of it is sort of like really rubbing it in his face to be writing a blog about it too he's got a picture of me sitting there he's not looking happy either he's just sitting there with the kids being like yeah it's been pretty long really like insult to injury on him

it's almost like hey I tolerate this I don't love it then she goes hey you know what I'm going to do I'm going to publicize this It's really like insult to injury on him. Huge insult to injury. It's almost like, hey, I tolerate this. I don't love it. Then she goes, hey, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to publicize this whole thing. I know. It's not bad enough that the guy's got a bad deal. Yeah, it's not bad enough that it's his actual life. Imagine your girl writing an article that like, yeah, my husband's got a crappy deal.

Yeah, my husband's got a, he's just a total bitch. Not your grandmother's trad wife. That's essentially what her point is, is she's not your grandmother's trad wife. You go, what's the difference? go i don't cook i also do some paid work outside of domestic duties i'm a freelance writer so she wrote this this article okay business insider she's been working on this article for a while so imagine coming home and you go why don't you do anything you go i'm writing my article what's your article about how i don't do anything which is technically something monetize monetize your life fellas pays 20 bucks for one of these articles max 100 absolute max not even 100

no way you think there's some rev share on the clerks yeah which is not much yeah so maybe we just made her a penny yeah we made her which made the guy a penny sorry yeah i didn't even i couldn't the articles paywalled so i and archive the fucking wayback machine's been down for like a week what's the wayback machine where you can go the archive.org or whatever pretty crazy actually free article plays well and just all the dirt on anybody anything you know usually i when i i forgot usually i send you uh yeah yeah i find another one but i guess i forgot And I'm not willing To give Business Insider Even one dollar

I guess I did give the money So I just forget That I'm logged in Yeah yeah But not cheap either These subscriptions There's 13 bucks a month Subscribe to patreon.com

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But yeah The Wayback Machine Has been down for like a week Which is pretty crazy My desire to use My gifts outside the home was non-negotiable he's very hands-on he does the dishes laundry and grocery shopping what is it that you do what do what does she do i write for business insider about how i don't do things. Three times a year? I can't imagine she's super in demand here. The way we see it, we're both working all day.

Oh, just a knife. Just a knife in that guy right there. He can't even complain that he had a hard day. Oh, yeah, he can't. He just goes, yeah, you too. Oh, you had a hard day. You ever had writer's block? You ever have to go fucking shopping all day because you couldn't get over your writer's block i almost got carpal tunnel can't say i have so when it comes when uh he comes home from work

we're both on the clock for the rest of the night so basically the housework starts at six when he comes home she goes i'm just got home from work. She goes, well, I'm just finished. Yeah. Let me just hit that space button. Command S here. Save this bad boy. And yeah. All right. Let's get to work. Okay.

She got the cucumbers on her eyes. Ready for the best part? Yeah. I'm actually happy the fact that you haven't read this one so i can tell you the best part here we go to be transparent this has been an area for growth for some years in our marriage my husband didn't understand and therefore appreciate all that i contributed so she's saying for the first six years the husband wasn't really on board yeah he didn't get it right this is like uh this is like a big sales pitch like on dragon or whatever shark tank we, where she's trying

to describe. She beat him down. Trying to describe what's going on here. Yeah. He's like, I don't get it. She goes, it's a new paradigm of relationships. And for those reasons, I am out. It's a new paradigm of trad wife.

The moment they drop paradigm, that's when you're in trouble. This is definitely 100% the Uber for dogs of relationships. Fuck. So her husband didn't love her for five years. It took her six years to just mentally defeat him. To convince the guy to just shut up and take it, that she's not going to be doing anything. That's the deal.

Yeah, he was kind of being like, I don't know. Maybe you could get a part-time job. And then's like what don't i have i have not only do i have a job i have a career i have a career in journalism yeah and she's also been unhappy that other people haven't seen that too another widespread idea in the partnership with traditional gender roles is that the man in charge is the head of the household in our family however we see ourselves as equal partners so this guy is he doesn't he has no say not if you ask him after fucking three whiskeys so basically she's sort of she's the benefit with like you know you're breadwinner 2.0 all removed benefits of being nothing at nothing new school breadwinner what does that mean he goes they took away all the

benefits yeah when he comes home and he goes, hoping that dinner's just waiting for him. No, but there's some groceries in the kitchen that you can start whipping up for us. You can start whipping up for us. My second job as fucking cook. Don't you love being equal? One of the hardest things

about our traditional looking setup is the... Traditional looking setup? The problem is she has friends that come over and they go so you stay at home all day and you've written one article in the year and the guy's a engineer and he makes pretty good money also like kind of standard saying that's what i'm doing too she goes mine's different yeah am i different no no no yeah you know like you must have yeah i don't do housework i don't think you understand mine's different yeah this is a different scenario this is such i understand but believe me i understand how from the outside looking in this does seem traditional

because every part of it is traditional but what you're missing is I don't do anything is the assumption people have made about me since I left my career and started living mostly home based life with the kids many seem to think that I'm not ambitious or maybe not even capable this has been hurtful and it's even harder to embrace the traditional looking life. I mean,

I will say, I guess she's babysitting the kids all day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's, well, the kids are at school, I guess. Oh, okay.

I don't know the age of the kids because, yeah, if the kids are just, if the kids are going off to school. Well, my argument is she's completely doing nothing. I mean, there's two sides of it.

One is like, if you're staying at home with the kids, then you're just like so it is traditional well yeah because i remember we talked about the one with the guy she's just like i don't cut the british guy and then he was like he had to do the wife's work or whatever remember yeah yeah shared or whatever and then a lot of people in the comments were like yeah it's a lot of work to take care of the kids but if the kids are just off to school at 8 a.m home at 4 p.m then well you can imagine the fucking the hell this guy has to pay if 8 a.m., home at 4 p.m., then... Well, you can imagine the fucking...

The hell this guy has to pay if they have, like, a dinner party. They have some people over. And they're like, oh, so you're basically staying home with the kids? And she goes, what did you just say? He goes, no. No, I don't... That's not... No.

No, she works. She works hard. She works very hard. She works very hard. I mean, like, well, you're mostly raising the kids. No. Just kicking them under the table. She's doing that, yes.

Because I don't do any of that. I don't fucking know their names and shit. That's all her. She's a lot of heavy lifting. I mean, she doesn't literally lift stuff, but figuratively a lot of heavy lifting. Anyways. He's just like fucking...

This guy is going to be hearing about it though. If they have someone over and someone mentions anything like that. So, oh, have you ever started thinking about your, uh, now that the kids are older, have you ever thought getting your career back together? She never stopped for their career. Gets home. She goes, did you read my new blog post? He goes, no, I was so busy at work.

She goes, you didn't support me. You don't want to support me. Let me just pull it up. And then just trashing him. He's going to read this shit. It's good. It's a good article. And in future, I plan to do even less.

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