The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Is 'Jewface Problematic' With ARI SHAFFIR

Episode Date: June 10, 2022

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new thing with everyone in their systems and we're not going to be talking about this whole episode or anything like this is a quick little thing but how you know we've seen people they had 10 you know personalities yeah some of the people even had 15 personalities. What they haven't seen is the future of personalities weighing in at 300 personalities on TikTok. Coming for you, Lamses. 300, I love it. 300?

Everything kind of has changed. We're going to reintroduce our system. Hello, we are the Angel System. The body is 18 and we have over 300 members. We have overall 20 active members that are active on a daily basis. 280 on the bench. Our hosts are Mateo, Splits, and Bear. Our main character is also Bear.

Our main protector is Arrow. Our main little is also named puppy we've been diagnosed as of december 22nd of 2020 we are a polyfragment system that also means that we have a lot of polyfragment system 300 how many personalities do you have you stupid freaking i just got the one bad one yeah that sounds very right do you personalities do you have you stupid friggin I just got the one bad one yeah that sounds very right wing of you do you think she can like do you think she can name them all 300

because that's actually impressive it is sort of impressive yeah that's like saying all the states backwards or something so what are they and she could just do them and then be like and then 10 minutes later you go can you do them again and she does them again you go that's well 280 are on the And she does them again. You go, that's. Well, 280 are on the bench and some of them are probably on the bench because they just

forgot the name. You know what I mean? Like the user doesn't want to have this awkward conversation of asking for the name. So they're just sitting on the bench relegated. There's probably so many of her personalities that yeah, they, or they just, you know, it's like it's bill and he's just sort of being like, yeah, maybe it's time for my turn. And she's like, here's puppy up to his old tricks. He's like it's bill and he's just sort of being like yeah maybe it's time for my turn and she's like there's puppy up to his old tricks he's like yes puppy no she's like yes it is me puppy but it's actually bill can they have their own personality like is there one like is

there one of them goes oh 300 cute i have 400 i have 400 yeah and then she's like three she's like the steward of you know a million she's an ecosystem of people yeah in every person all of them is it's basically like the seven dwarves like one's grumpy one's sleepy like because they all just have one thing anytime she has a slight mood change she's like oh i'm like mildly hungry that's classic bill it's like oh i'm actually really hungry puppy's fucking likes to eat so i think when puppy gets in the mix that's what you know it's time for go go go go go she's like every two you know she has one thing that likes watching cop shows she has one personality that doesn't you think she has one that likes all of her moods every mood's a different personality thing sleepy and dopey but it was sort of it was definitely monica lisa stacy uh lubega there was sort of a bad week for the boys so a moment in silence going out for the boys yeah let me pour

a little water in my scrote tears mug pour a little water in your scrote tears mug because honestly you might actually need it because you're going to need the hydration after you jizz your pants. Because Lena Dunham poses poolside in a bikini. Just stunning. Yeah. Just stunning.

I will say, actually, no comments on that moving on. I looked on the photos and I did feel stunned. I was just... Like if you see a bear at a campsite yeah yeah yeah yeah it's that's what they meant by stunning this will stun you taser to the balls stun the pixels on your phone was one of those things where you go especially her i guess you know she's been known for doing all those things but this is yahoo and yah Yahoo's like- Bunch of Yahoo's over there.

It's a bunch of Yahoo's. But it's so crazy for someone to pitch that where they go, yeah, we're going to do this Lena Dunham spread that she said. We go, what do you think running on? I think I'm going to run the headline just how stunning it is and how beautiful she looks. They go, yeah, I thought maybe we'd do a fat positive thing. But why is it a fat positive thing?

Yeah, who's the fat person? You're going to want to go look up this photo. It's fucking nuts. Over, Ryan, over, under. I'm going to be on some Jordan Peterson shit. This is not okay. Over, under 25 people who have looked at these photo sets and rubbed one out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Were people happy in the comments? I know you're a comment guy. I haven't looked at the comments. I'm just wondering so people who follow her over under 25 people who saw these photos and go i can't imagine anyone's rubbing that out i want out to that yeah because i was trying to figure the number here no one's no one's zero zero zero people this this photo has 116 000 you sort of make an okay question yeah five maybe she's dating like a rock star guy too the guy from fun man that guy dated her when she was like pretty you know wasn't like smoking hot

or whatever but like somewhat normal looking and then uh she like really was like oh i'm gonna be like gross for you know to make a point or whatever and this guy was like yeah i was like selling out arenas when i started dating this movie star it's like imagine your wife or yeah i guess they're married too she's like hey my whole thing is i'm like for like gross positivity gross positivity anyways well you think that's bad it doesn't get much worse than that you think that's what you're still stunned you're still stunned well there's been some bad things because basically there's this topless protester. Pro-choice protester.

That's a bad thing? She crashed a WNBA game at the Barclays Center, right? Yeah. There's good news and bad news, Danny. The good news is topless protester. The first set of bad news is that she wrecked one of our precious WNBA games. The second set of bad news, not very hot. No.

Also, you think if you're trying to get your message out, you'd want a hottie, right? No. Don't go to a WNBA game. You could literally reach more people at any subway station. Right.

Or subway sandwich. Or subway sandwich location in New York City. You know she spends time there. Yeah, I've been spending time there. No, the problem is, in her mind, she's probably like, we need we need the you know what do people care the most about yeah basketball no she's like obviously wba yeah yeah they're probably yeah yeah they're so in

their bullshit that they're probably sitting around me like how many uh people you think watch wnba every night you go well i don't know yeah a couple hundred million for the super bowl so probably half of that i guess for a regular season 80 percent of that then they show up to the barclays they go man these covet rules are strict so then these so lena don's out there putting it out there this girl uh goes out there puts the titties out but she's not hot and then there's four of them what there's four of them yeah of them was... The funny thing is all the guys there who are just like, you know, instantly they're just rating them.

They go... Of course. Yeah. All the guys at the WNBA game. And then the climate change activist ties herself to the French Open. Pretty hot. Yeah.

Pretty mint. And then on top of that... No jugs out. Ladies, keep the... Get the poppies out for the protest you know what i mean meet us in the middle we'll hear you out if you have the puppies out we'll stop wrecking the climate you bring out the puppies i think that's like at least very fair where you're gonna go so all you go you're at the activist headquarters and you're like let's send the fours out puppies

out and let's send the eights out cover them up yeah seems a little counterintuitive to us one of them was a looker of the four and you want to know the worst part i was running two days ago and there's like hot chick lying down on the soccer field right um and she didn't have a shirt on or anything right nice yeah uh that's what i thought and then i got closer and it was a dude nice so i fucking dude i got uh what you call it it was a trap i got trapped like was it a trans woman i was like uh i felt like uh like ace ventura where are you crying in the shower. Yeah, I was like doing this with my mouth.

Washing up my eyes for looking at because I looked at her back and I was like, nice. And then he sort of looks up and it's a beard and I go like home alone. I go no! You do not tell anybody about this.

He goes, tell anything about what? He goes, yo, are you Ryan Long? Do not tell anything about this. Tell anything about what? That I was gawking at you. I didn't gawk at shit. I was looking at your pecs because I'm fucking... Yeah, I had to wash out my eyes. I think I'm gay now.

Yeah, I mean, I thought you were before. We got Ari Shavir coming in the studio. Then, on the topic of boobs. Okay. So mamamia.com. Mamamia. That's what I say when I see a nice rack. I go, mamamia.

Mamamia. That's what we say when we see a nice rack in synchronicity. We see one, one, two, three. Mamamia. You're going to do the hand, right? That's what me and Danny are saying. That's right. So we did a good dive on that because that lady from last week was so great.

Yeah. And then we found a really good article. And it was, so this woman, she goes, more of a curse than a blessing. I'm sick of having to cover my big boobs to be taken seriously, right? So she's really mad that she's got a set of puppies, right? And the funny part is, the photo on the article, the guns are completely out. Oh, right out. We're basically lingerie. Well, I guess they're like, well, how are people supposed to know that you got the puppies?

She's like, well, I want to cover them up. You're like, it'll get us smoke clicks we got it yeah yeah so she but that that's the you're right what you just said is kind of the gist of the whole article where it's very like oh i always got to cover up my puppies because i have to use my puppies to get something it's like even in the article she's using your puppies to get clicks yeah yeah they go yeah we're not doing this article unless we use social mama mia yeah you think there's some chauvinist working at mama mia his article turned into sort of a clickbait thing but he really likes the he likes when the puppies are out my whole life i've been undermined by my cleavage yes i see having big boobs in my experience of more of a curse than a blessing the only time that it's wait this is the same girl

yeah that's the whole thing oh i didn't realize we're talking about the same chick from last year yeah we went through all of her articles oh so now she's on the puppies yeah now she goes i want to be paying for fucking yo sorry i should have been more clear oh i didn't realize it's the same girl so i got don't tony did he went through every one of her articles yeah okay okay so this is the girl that basically what to recap on what she's been up to. Damn, you know what? With those jokes, she should be charging. She should be charging that boyfriend. She's giving her boyfriend invoices. She quit her job, and then she started giving her boyfriend invoices.

Then she goes, why cheating's great. Then she goes, why getting a divorce was great. And then she goes, why I have a restraining order from my new guy from getting all the invoices. That was what she's been up to. And now she's saying that the puppies are causing her problems the only okay she's prolific though she's pro in terms of writing when you have big puppies that are so big that it's like bad for your back and stuff completely fair right right but her thing is kind of that uh she liked having

big puppies but now she's in the corporate world she thinks oh it's not fair that i can't show up and you know a sports bra you know it's so funny she's like she's in the she's back in the corporate world i guess she's back in the corporate world she's like yeah you know what you know yeah that business of charging my boyfriend money to be my boyfriend wasn't too lucrative uh so now I'm back in the corporate world and I got more grievances. Yeah. Cause you had a lot of grievances. Well,

our new grievance. Yeah. Is that in the corporate world, the puppies are causing her problems, but maybe that's how she got the job is because of the puppies. Don't tell her that. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, you think we hired you? Do you think one of our next articles is going to be, I got a restraining order against my puppies. Yeah. Yeah. He goes, I'm filing a sexual harassment suit against my puppies? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, I'm filing a sexual harassment suit

against my boss. No, against her puppies. Oh, against the puppies. Maybe. She wants her puppies off. She goes, you need the puppies to stay within 500 meters of her

because they're calling her problem. This reminds me of, I remember the Chappelle show sketch with the, it was like, It's a Wonderful Life where the girl wishes that she didn't have

the big boobs at all. And then they just get disappeared? No, no, no. And then they go through the scenario, the alternate reality. And her life's so much worse. Everybody just treats her like shit. Yeah.

And she goes, it's less about feeling sexy and more about trying to find a shirt that buttons up and wishing men would stop leering at me. You didn't use that shirt for the fucking photo. I did not. Well, that's why she couldn't find one. By the way, when I said this, I didn't realize, oh yeah, they photo. Did not. Well, that's what she couldn't find. I didn't.

When I said this, I didn't realize, Oh yeah, they made her and go, no, she picked that photo. Obviously. I thought there was like,

I didn't realize she was writing this. Yeah. So it's not so bad. She's like, Oh weird. This is like the best article I've ever written. Yeah, exactly.

Right. How that works. So she's, uh, she's saying that she's having trouble you know finding a shirt that covers up the puppies and that's what that's why the puppies had to be out in the photo right and she says see that's the thing about big boobs it's constantly up to me to police my old body so she has to be puppy police the juggernauts i think they call those police books that's pretty good the uh instead of five oh it's the oh oh and that's two puppies that's what that is it's double

it's double pops for some reason people do not like to comment on other people's physical attributes and i've experienced the whole gamut of commentary uh from matching with men on dating apps the first thing they said is i love your big boobs well that sounds like an indian man please open but i but to be fair or to not be fair i guess but it's like i can't imagine that there's that many guys that they're they're their first opening line on tinder is nice tits yeah those are guys who are like on there to be trolls. Yeah, yeah. Or they're guys who are like,

I've been rejected so much, I'm just gonna- Or you set your radius to Bangladesh, right? Please open. Please open, nice boobs. Yeah, I like your big bobs is what they said, not boobs. She misspelled that. To feeling men stare at my chest when they're meant to be listening at what I'm saying.

Well, you know what? Me and you have this problem sort of too but we think we should write articles being like uh a curse and a blessing my monster dong the boys of all there is that article the guy with the huge dong did he say as a curse and a blessing oh i don't even think he says it's a blessing but hers aren't like hers aren't like morbidly big either that's the thing her it's like the guy with the like a guy with like a eight incher being like the nightmare of having not only that but even we'll talk about the guy who my imprint is not for your guy who's like yeah i it is actually making my life a difficulty that guy has no benefits other than coming on like some fucking morning radio show as like a fucking freak show right whereas she's like you have benefits in your life every day her boobs

aren't that big though no and but you're also have like tons of benefits from it yeah but the negatives are all just oh i hate that i get benefits it's literally like ah why are you treating me differently you go okay well she has to police her own body because she's saying that she has to cover up and wear like a you know a shawl over top or else the guys are going to be ogle yeah for some reason they like to comment this is the i've always been hyper aware of my chest i grew up with my mother constantly telling me to cover the boobs up she'd instruct me to throw on a bra from my early teen years when any male came into the house even if it was a relative so she's like to have the puppies out yeah let them breathe

she well she liked having the puppies breathe and she was have them you know flopping around sort of thing when the relatives are coming over and she's like listen like you're you're it's you're basically naked in front of your grandpa the things are coming out if you don't mind so mom was telling her to dress more modestly meanwhile i wanted to embrace the crop top braless trend that my bus less busty friends are wearing a uniform so she's kind of saying like she doesn't have the benefit of having like a flat chest that if you wear a shirt like no one can really see it yeah and i mean i'm sure every flat chest of women women are like this is the best is there anything better than not having breasts i feel like that i feel like that's uh not having

breasts for girls is probably something that like like bothers them a lot when you're in like high school when everyone's getting boobs but I feel like there's plenty of like smoke shows that don't have boobs that like now

I feel like that even I bet you there's like models that are like you know the biggest 10 out of 10 model

that doesn't have boobs that was like high school was tough yeah you know what I mean yeah I mean puppies were a huge commodity in high school I mean I think of so i mean yeah i mean puppies were a huge commodity

in high school i mean i think of so many girls now that i'm like that girl's like a five but she was pretty high status because she had some gazoombas early on you know what i mean yeah that's those are the rules but i mean yeah well a lot of those girls now have like a big everything else as well yeah and back pain yeah um so she she's saying that um i've been i've realized that no matter how much i fight against it i must accept a certain extent that some people will always sexualize me or judge me based on my boobs and kind of i guess the moral of the story is that people uh judge what other people look like yes yeah but you're right her i think that just applies only to women? Well, this is,

but the girls are the only ones that they don't understand. Like a lot of times the positives and negatives thing is like the 10 out of 10 girl being like, how could I be like, it's actually hot. Remember we read that one article.

It's like, it's actually hard to be hot. You don't know what it's like to be hot when I come in and my like lace bra. And she was not hot. The best part was she was, you do not know what it's like to be a supermodel and you're like but yeah you're right if you're if you're a fucking adonis of any you know gender i guess a male for that one yes but if you're an adonis like yes people are gonna potentially sexualize you and you go i mean there's a real solution to this for her which is gain 100 pounds gain 100 pounds done get the or i mean she her own thing has a solution she's like

i have to dress modestly at work i can't show my cleavage and it was like okay i don't show your cleavage she's like but i want to show my cleavage and you're like well why do you want to show your cleavage like she even said in her her article, um, when she was younger, she goes, I used to like the fact that, you know, I had boobs when I was younger, but now that I'm in the corporate world, um,

I can't show cleavage without guys like thinking, you know, cleavage-y things. Yeah, but you're like, if you're in the corporate world, I don't think cleavage is pretty like acceptable in any corporate job. Well,

she's saying other people could wear some suit and because their boobs are so small, they could show more of their neckline with no it's basically like a guy it's literally a guy with a big a fucking massive fucking dong being like i can't wear a speedo because it pokes out i can't wear skin tight white jeans i can't wear skin yeah yeah you can't wear that anyways i can't wear these skin tight white track pants at work, whereas fucking this Danny Polichok gets to trounce around in whatever he wants with no imprint to be seen.

No one's thinking about his dong, but when I... When I do it. When I wear my skin-tight Jamaican flag track pants. It's unfair. My big boobs also holding me back and participating in some fashion trends. So she has... And guess what? Their small boobs hold me back and participating in some fashion trends. So she has, and guess what? Their small boobs hold them back and participate in some fashion trends.

Like having cleavage. Take the latest trend of corset tops. If I wear one, it makes my boobs look very big or very full and very big. What's the problem? And therefore, it just doesn't feel suitable for occasions like work yeah because it's a corset to your fucking office job when she says if you have no guns no wonder fucking this roller coaster of this chick's life but if you're gunless you can fucking wear

whatever you want and no one's gonna sexualize because of course it's not really like a corset any i don't know it's just a fucking it's nothing yeah nothing yeah it's basically a sports bra for these people so this this girl's uh quite the uh of what you might call it uh psycho yes but like ball of good material oh yeah we might have to make this a recurring segment because she's cranking out so much shit uh that you know we got to keep her eye on this chick that's for fucking damn sure uh danny was sort of hyped up about what's going on at the washington post yeah wapo yeah you've been really fired i love it well it's just hilarious because of all the other nonsense but yeah dave uh dave weigel dave weigel you know what else uh

cnn apparently the guy that's taking over, he's like, we're going to try to fire partisan people and go back to be like a non-partisan. Yeah, they got rid of the breaking news. Yeah, they're trying to be a real news network again. What do you think? Is that going to stick with them? No, because the people who like them

don't want to hear bipartisan shit. They're like, we want to hear about January 6th. You're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I do really think that anyone bipartisan shit. They're like, we want to hear about January 6th 40 times a day. Yeah, I do really think that anyone from like Upper West Side ladies kind of deal

wants to hear, you know, the other side of January 6th. Yeah, exactly. You go, maybe here's what the people who did

January 6th got right. Next up on Don Lemon. Yeah. I'm good. But maybe you're wrong and maybe there is a bunch of people that'll be like, yeah, I'll watch CNN again if it starts showing me maybe there is a bunch of people that'll be like

yeah i'll watch cnn again if it starts showing me the nose news a lot of people just maybe there is there is probably a demand for some sort of centrist yeah i know that everyone's like oh there'll be a new one i just think their their brand is so tarnished they're all yeah that it would be so hard to get that trust back for people to believe that they won't be impossible hyper partisan so well this guy tweeted dave weigel he retweeted a sexist joke yes and that sexist joke was every girl is bi you just got to figure out whether it's sexual or polar and i've heard someone say that joke before yeah that person who said it that's like a street joke kind of thing but which one do you think this girl weigel liked it he's in that means weigel must have been fucking hating this shit

over a long time right but he's not he's like a total bitch with all this stuff he's he's like he's super fucking i don't know dave weigel i know him a bit and i you know i looked into his stuff and you know like he uh they had you're saying he's a pussy totally so this was out of character for him it was like yeah honestly i don't know what he was thinking and you said he got more of a suspension than jeffrey dubin or the same yeah he got like a pretty he got a month of unpaid suspension this is like as bad as it gets but you're right he's straight up like one of his colleagues went on twitter retweeting a mild joke yeah went on and she goes oh it's so great having to like work with

misogynist isn't this like great like something of that effect and then i guess every one of those girls would tweet like men should die yeah exactly and then i guess he saw her tweet and he goes oh shit like i guess i crossed the line here so he deleted it wrote a tweet saying like sorry i deleted this tweet that is offensive i apologize and then they just wouldn't like take that as his apology they're like no more needs to be done and then there was a kind of like a mutiny in like the newsroom and they were all beef everyone was like beating on twitter and the chick and there's like every guy there's probably so many guys at cnn that just like are towing the line but like all like in all their group chats like this is some

oh shit i have some buddies that just went to like a corporate retreat all their group chats like this is some fucking horse shit i have some buddies that just went to like a corporate retreat and they're just like this is how you get fired they try to get you liquored up and but they're we're joking around the group chats is like you have to trust nobody there's gonna be some guy that just read an article on being an ally that's just gonna be good you know he's gonna he's gonna can't wait to report you that for like like you went up and you're like that girl's looking okay it's like going to can't wait to report you for like, like you went up and you're like, that girl's looking okay. It's like going to the fucking annual like KGB convention. You're like, fuck this shit.

I love the government. I'm going to bed. That is kind of literally what it is working at these places. Yeah. Yeah. They bring you into that and they go, what do you think of the Russian government? And you have to be like, love it. Love it. uh love it love it john love it

so according to messages obtained by cnn uh one of the cnn is breaking this whole story too they're the ones they're trying to get out front of their whole thing yeah yeah to be like we would never fire someone at cnn for this or not fire but suspend who's oh no this is on cnn.com i'm reading this yeah that's what well i'm saying cnn.com i'm reading this yeah that's what i'm saying cnn.com is like reporting on this but kind of neutrally not like good he had it coming to him they're like oh this is like like the guy oliver darcy at cnn was the guy who kind of was like look what's going on over at the washington post he's a bunch of fucking crazy okay yeah yeah which normally i feel like they would just let it go and let it do it yeah yeah yeah not report on it as

like these psychos at the Washington Post. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, I think I mixed up instead of a CNN for a second. But the funny part is the girl at Washington Post, like one of the ones that's really fired up, she confronted Weigel in an internal company Slack channel. Slack channels are toxic, dude.

That was the Coinbase guy that's basically saying like no more Slack channels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys only work Slack channels. You channels are toxic, dude. That was the Coinbase guy that's basically saying like, no more Slack channels. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys only work Slack channels. You seen him in some hot water? No. Okay.

Coinbase. Oh, Coinbase is a coin getting debased. Well, basically, I guess because crypto got just like demolished so much, they had to fire a lot of people, right? There's been layoffs in a lot of times. Right, but how they did it was they rescinded

job offers of people that essentially got visas. So people basically got this job, got a visa through that job offer, were moving their family to America, and then got their job offer rescinded. And got one month of... But they weren't... The one thing is, yeah, I guess those job offers rescinded so and got william one month of uh

but they weren't the one thing is yeah i guess those job offers i did read that but the job offers weren't they he said that they wouldn't be rescinded like they were told that but they were there was like a clause oh okay yeah but it's oh god yeah i mean i mean it's fucked up so then here's one month salary i mean if you're like moving your family and all that stuff but i think my i think it was like a week later, though. Some of them are losing their... No, it wasn't like... It wasn't like...

Yes, but it wasn't like six months later. Well, they knew they were going to get a bad press junket for doing all that stuff. But I guess that sort of shows you how dire some of those places are where they're like... Obviously, they're like, hey, this is going to be bad press right now to revoke all these things.

And, you know know but we have no choice because the problem is and you're seeing this in tons of companies right now is there was this crazy with all like the money printing and all the pent-up demand stuff was their businesses went so crazy that they're like man you know the way things are right now we have to hire to the moon 800 more people right or 5 000 more people and then shit fucking turned on a dime and they go look we don't need any of these people anymore and not only that we have to hire 800 more people, right? Or 5,000 more people. And then shit fucking turned on a dime and they go, look, we don't need any of these people anymore. And not only that, we have to get rid of some of the old people because that's going in the opposite direction.

So no, but they couldn't at the time be like, we're not hiring anybody. You know that thing where they make the people dig their own grave and they push, they like, you know what I mean? They basically like give people the job of firing seven people and then they, oh, we have one more for you to fire. In the mirror? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Seems like that's what's happening in some of these places. I know a lot of places are.

Yeah, so the girl that works at Washington Post, that was in the Slack channel, she goes, this is what she said to him, and she tagged him, and she goes, I'm sorry, what is this? To give you a bit of a bit of a, you know, who we're dealing with. Do you know anyone cool has ever said, I'm sorry, what is this? You know that it's never like, I'm sorry, what is this good work that you've just done? I'm sorry, what is this?

All that like that sarcastic talks never going to be good. I mean, I feel like there's a majority of the people who work there are probably women too. And they said the retweet sent a confusing message about what the post's values are. Yeah, you are kind of right that it is funny. CNN's almost the Kermit meme, but that's none of my business. Yeah, exactly. Others on Friday joined the discussion on the Slack channel, prompting national editor mateo

golder right i just want to assure all of you that the post is committing to maintaining a respectful workplace for everyone we do not tolerate and tolerate demeaning language or action so jokes are off limits if you are going to a company retreat or anything like that the best thing you could do is keep to your fucking self everyone's a spy yeah i thought the whole point i guess he doesn't have it because remember everybody you need to know a guy vet a guy for two years before you even trust him enough to be like nice ones yeah but remember like there's the ultimate fail safe where people would put in their bios retweets do not equal endorsements so then you could just retweet whatever the fuck you wanted i i always i always

thought that was funny because you're just, why would you retweet it then? Yeah, exactly. I'm not endorsing it, but I'm retweeting it. No, I think what a lot of them say is they go, I'm just seeing what you guys think. Yeah, yeah, but I wonder... That's an interesting thing they said. I mean, I don't necessarily agree or disagree.

Like, I wonder if they went and looked at his bio, and they go, it doesn't say retweets don't equal endorsements. This is a fucking endorsement, Dave. It sounds like an endorsement. Dave! Dave! So Dave's screwed. Okay, Dave. Sounds like an endorsement. Dave! Dave! So Dave's screwed. Okay, so on these corporate sites,

there's this guy that has a big thing, and we're going to get into this interview, but there was this guy that's pretty popular on LinkedIn, right? Yeah. And so I don't have all the information, but I'm just doing a recommendation that you do a bit of a dive

because there's a video here. It's worth checking out. Do you remember when there was the subway shooter in New York and he had all these videos on his YouTube page? We're not going to play a 10-minute video, but there's this guy, this serial killer. Okay, so Dustin McKinson,

he basically wrote this, he has a big Instagram and LinkedIn profile, and he wrote on linkedin he goes he said the title of the article is father happy father's day to my dad who we now believe is a serial killer right and he's done this deep dive and he goes i've been doing research for the last year and we think my dad is a serial killer and he goes he broke into his house and he started talking about it and he found like he goes there was this person that was killed in idaho and my dad had a train ticket to idaho that day he goes dude some of the things so much dude he goes my dad went to toronto we went to toronto and then i guess i realized like in the last year uh that raped me, drugged and raped me that night.

He says he realized he was raped. He goes, he goes, my dad was in Cairo. He goes, my dad mysteriously took this job in Cairo. And the two days he was there happened to be when the bomb went off in Cairo. He goes, my dad's like a terrorist. So the funny part out of the gate is, and we'll say a couple more of the things, but like the funny part is like, imagine this like wasn't true and his dad like reading his son being like yo your kid comes out with his linkedin article to try to get popular to be like uh my dad's a pedophile a terrorist

he raped me for some clout for his book for some guy he's an author well here's the thing if he's if this is turns out to be true this guy will get the biggest Netflix deal in the history of Netflix deals I was just saying before

if it's false that is so fucking funny yeah well if it's false if this is a like a just straight publicity stunt

or he's wrong maybe he does believe it and it is just a coincidence his dad was in Cairo when the bombing went off yeah but there's so much stuff there's photos of like he does believe it. And it is just a coincidence. But his dad was in Cairo when the bombing went off. Yeah, but there's so much stuff. There's photos of like, he goes, I have a twin brother I don't know about. This was the crazy part.

There are photos. Explain the twin brother part. He's like a twin brother and I saw these photos of me. He goes, I was living in, he goes, they kept me in a room, I'm pretty sure. Because he goes, I don't really remember, but they kept me in a room. And then I think they switched me with my twin brother. And they housed my twin brother two trailer parks over. Yeah.

Yeah. But he's like, there's these photos of me. But he's like, I don't remember being fat like that. And there's one photo. He's like, my hand's all mangled. So he zooms in on the hand. And he goes, if you zoom in on the photo, he's got a mangled hand. And he goes, I don't have a mangled hand. So i guess i got his twin brother with a mangled hand yeah i mean if this is real

this is he goes my father was once high on crystal meth um comments made by my father to me on a phone call november 19th convinced me that my sister had been harmed rather than placed for adoption so he thinks he killed her sister while searching for her we made some incredibly disturbing discoveries everywhere my father went people disappeared or were murdered in very specific ways the pattern of tragedies follows my father from the 1970s to 2019 when we began pursuing him the disc and then what happens is he goes to his dad's uh uh layer yeah and he goes the trailer he said hole in the trailer he said he made an announcement and then he goes to his dad's uh uh layer yeah and he goes the trailer he says the hole in the trailer he said he made an announcement and then he went to the dad's trailer and the expired milk led him to believe that his dad left when he's made that announcement so you are right danny

says there's ego to the comments it's all girls like i just think you got to watch this video it's wild but the as far as the uh the girl part it's like every, it's like, should I choose to take this case? They're all ready to become internet sleuths. You know what? I was literally, funny you say that, because I was just- Your girl's going to be all over this soon. Oh, love it. I sent it to her last night, actually.

I'll keep her occupied for a while. Yeah, yeah. It's like catnip, you know? It'll just fucking, it's like the ball that she's bats at. Whatever. But I was thinking, because so many women are into this shit, and it is this really this really salacious story but then i'm like why aren't more women actual detectives versus just going through your phone you know like why they don't want to be a detective they want to be an internet sleuth because girls like being backseat drivers yes so they want to be backseat drivers

of the original the and this guy even said he goes you know thanks so much to my wife she's the one that got me hyped up but do you think there's any way that like this this whole trend of all the crime podcasts all the true crime stuff like maybe 20 years from now we'll see a higher proportion of female detectives maybe yeah yeah like this i mean you'll you'll never know if it was because of the crime podcast or other trends yeah but yes i think there's like if it's like diversity stuff dude i mean i guess if there's less crime solved then it'll have been i know like three girls that get so deep into this stuff they you know they think that they solved it dude the comments are 99 women i know i'm not about to solve it and i didn't even tell you this because on because he says go to my facebook because on linkedin because and then most of the comments

from the guys are your wife's hot, you got a fucking hot wife. Nice, dude. Literally. I'd be fucking doing all this shit too. He said he found a set of teeth in his dad's trailer, athletic protective cup, which I don't even know why he would need to include that. Eight cell phones, so his dad's got all burners.

Burners. Burner City. And then maps of all the different places where the murders were done but which none of it none of his uh discoveries because he dropped this in the video like i found this but none of it you're like okay but you already know he was there so who cares if he had a map like you already know for a fact he was there like yeah and he was trying to get around when he was there and again i guess at the end of the day he says he's working with some detective somewhere but like why isn't this like if you're saying he's a did a terrorism in egypt you're like why is this fucking fbi being known he said they're well i think that some of these cases uh for me watching blue bloods a lot of times uh

can't trust the cops what has to happen is it needs to get publicity like you know remember Gabby Petito they probably had the entire force on there right so something like this this guy going viral like this

and it becoming a big thing on the internet forces police to pay attention to it whereas this guy's been running into the police station being like I'm telling you and they're like oh get the hell out of here Mike or whatever his name is

you know what I mean regardless if this is real or fake I guess if it's fake it's fucked up with the dad part but it is a very well concocted story if it's fake like honestly there's so many like there's it's good either way yeah it's good either way if this was all made up it's going to be one of the biggest scandals in history because it's very viral and if it's true this will be one of the best mini series is ever created it'll be fucking this could be a movie easy we just saw a pretty funny article is uh uh fortune.com at the uh the audacity to say what causes a recession maybe it's you and how grumpy you are about the economy yeah and they

have like somewhat of a point where they're like they're self-fulfilling prophecies where one of the reasons why the stock market wasn't crashing forever is because so many people had such high expectations you know everyone everyone was saying no we're good which you know but uh and also it was just the stock market kept going up every day so you're like why would i sell yeah it doesn't just goes up yeah they start but like they're saying it's because everyone's grumpy i mean yeah they are grumpy now people i mean the one thing they're saying if you weren't so grumpy, if you weren't such a scrooge about the fact that people lost 50% of their wealth,

then people would be a little happier. Actually, I'm going to give you a quick Canadian thing, but I don't know if you saw this. So Jagmeet Singh, he's like the Bernie Sanders of Canada. And he did this thing where like, you remember when Bernie Sanders And he did this thing where like kind of, you remember when Bernie Sanders basically endorsed Hillary Clinton or whatever and it was kind of like a sellout move? So he did a more aggressive version of that where he goes,

they were potentially going to lose seats. And then he goes, not only do I endorse Justin Trudeau, we're going to form a coalition where my votes count as your votes. Yeah, everybody hated it because we didn't sign up for fucking justin trudeau right so imagine bernie sanders like said like if you vote for me all your votes count for hill dog and everyone everyone that liked bernie would be like a lot of them would be like you fucking sell out right so this person's been going around uh you know doing these speeches he goes to like all like brampton where it's all like indian people like him and they're all like booing up yes they hate him they hate him so dude this guy he's running have you seen the videos where he's

like he's running to his car and stuff like that right and then there's this like 90 like punjabi guys being like you fucking traitor fuck you jagmeet singh you piece of shit he gets it he gets in his car and then makes like a tiktok video like the freaking corporations you pay more no he's like these white supremacy in canada yeah it's such a problem it's like all punjabi guys yeah it's all it's all yeah and then so recently on top of that he did uh a speech in canada parliament or whatever where this guy goes up and he goes everyone's you know stay in their gripes or whatever everyone gets their five minutes to chat they you know address the class do their show and tell right get their media moment and then he goes up and he goes the problem

with inflation is because you know no one in this country cares about working families and inflation is here because companies won't pay their shit and then everyone in the thing bursts out laughing so literally they're in a fucking parliament like what do they call that here the senate or whatever right congress so they're in congress and everyone bursts out laughing like he goes he goes what do you have to say about inflation he goes inflation is because companies aren't paying and everyone just goes oh my god like everyone and then uh he's like let me finish and it was just like everyone's just like shut the hell up it's like yes you formed a coalition and spent the most money in the history of the world but it's like wild how it's shaken down over there right yeah yeah okay one more

thing is that, so... I mean, Canada's fucking up. I don't think I sent you this, but I just wanted to hear what you think. So there was this article, and it's stuff.co, and it kind of went, you know, it was going around,

kind of did a lot of numbers, but there's two parts to it. One is it said, it was, you know how those articles will be like, the economy's going very bad. Here's how you can tighten up your bootstraps. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Yeah. Or they'll have those people. It's like, here's how I budget my money. And it'll be a guy that like, you know, I live in a high rise apartment for only $400 a month. Like they always think that I'm sure or whatever. And everyone's like, it's always like everyone kind of says poor, not poor taste as much as they were like read the room sort of thing yeah yeah um well this

one did a whole thing being like here's how to save money by eating right and uh the things they go what you should do is have uh frozen rice with vegetables and they had sort of things like this but the meals were actually fantastic so everyone was dunking on this article being like really like you're telling poor families that they should just have rice with like was this the lentils one i think so yeah yeah this yeah i remember this one yeah yeah and then i read the things and i was kind of like oh i thought it was going to be like you know telling, telling poor families. Instead of steak, eat lentils. People are like, what?

Instead of having a steak, like eat a handful of dirt. Like, you know, I thought it was gonna be that sort of shit, right? Like soup, you know, just pour a little, like water down your milk. Right. But they go, some of the things were delicacies. I was like, everyone's dunking on it. And I go, it's actually really good. They go, we used to have poverty mindset when we go shopping of things we can't

afford but now they've had come up with a lot of these good dishes so what they have is two minute noodles and they do frozen vegetables in it and i've been saying this forever frozen vegetables you put them in the microwave and then you put them in whatever you want to eat so sometimes i'll do craft dinner and then i do frozen vegetables and add the frozen vegetables as a craft dinner even so that's how you get you get vegetables in your craft dinner so it's actually a pretty good thing so whatever you want to eat like let's say you're just doing rice right you only have enough money for minute rice minute rice bag of frozen vegetables like i'm actually some crazy i mean

the vegetable frozen vegetables in kd is you've- Yeah, that sounds so crazy. I mean, the frozen vegetables in KD is- You've never done that? That's nasty. You know what else? I do them in pasta. So any sort of pasta dish- No, that's different. If you have a-

You know, there's definitely- It's a delicacy. Yeah, pasta with, like, vegetables. And I mean, vegetables and rice, you're not, like, fucking rewriting shit here, but- No. Not that one. But KD, like, craft dinner and frozen vegetables.

But it reminded me, it was one of my favorite things, especially in college, like craft dinner and frozen vegetables but it reminded me it was one of my favorite things especially in college is the bag of frozen vegetables put them in everything I put me with hot sauce I put that shit on everything yeah I mean I used frozen vegetables so I don't know why everyone was up in arms about the tips were pretty good but then they had two well the tips were because people were like hey remember how you loved eating hamburgers

don't eat hamburgers anymore just eat rice and you're like I'm not in a fucking Uyghur concentration camp I want fucking hamburgers anymore just eat rice and you're like I'm not in a fucking Uyghur concentration camp I want fucking hamburgers and you go well you can't afford

hamburgers anymore because we printed too much money sorry because you're too grumpy about the economy well maybe if you stop being grumpy

about the economy turn that frown upside down ah shit well they said not adding sugar to hot drinks is one of their

frugal tips which I already don't do that I don't know if I've ever bought sugar but I'm like how much does sugar cost basically one of their things too is they're like oh this is how you can be healthy when you're poor right and then to be honest a lot of the people that were mad about it were like no I can't be healthy

like you know what I mean like you don't know what it's like I have no choice but to be 800 pounds. There was another girl shaming me. There was another girl recently that, uh, went viral doing this big tweet where she goes, you must've saw this,

but she goes, someone, I keep hearing people telling me that I, that you can lose, that you don't have to be fat. You can lose weight. Show me one piece of evidence that any fat person could ever lose weight. It was like some fat positive.

And they said to everyone, show me one piece of evidence that any fat person could ever lose weight it was like some fat positive and they said to everyone show me one piece of evidence that uh that you can not be fat if you're born fat i mean are people really no it was dead serious obviously everyone was like quit tweeting it with like a picture of people in like the holocaust and shit like that sure i mean what about all the fucking inspirational things where you see a fucking guy who used to be 500 pounds who's normal now? I know. You. Yeah. Well, no, I'm talking about like the real like

where they were like fucking my 600 pounds. Even bigger than you? How much were you at your biggest? Probably like two, I want to say like 270. Probably like 50 pounds heavier. What are you now? 220-ish. Nice, dude.

I don't know what to do. Not bad, right? No, not bad right yeah not bad but no there's people who are like legit like lost half their body mass well yeah so i mean this is like one plus one equals two obviously but people actually were agreeing and people were arguing she was yeah people well most people were not but like people still were arguing being like no they're like i i think if you okay there was another thing that that was someone was tweeting by about the percentages of things that exist in

the world right and you go they did a big study of everyone in the uk and it was like what percentage of people are transgendered right and people said like four exactly people said like four the people guessing yeah and it was you know it's point zero one or whatever right and they go what percentage of people are gay what percentage of people are black and like people were not wrong by you know they were wrong by like 800 percent you know what i mean huge magnitudes whereas i think it's this where if you asked people like is it if someone was in a concentration camp in the slot for so long she thinks that there was like one fat guy in the you you know, in like a...

Yeah, I'm sure that would have gone over well. The one fat guy in the concentration camp. Everybody's like, oh, where are you getting food from? You're right. And he goes, it's glandular. I have a thyroid problem, okay? Oh, it must be nice to just lose weight. I'm going to take a quick second to tell you about a new sponsor, Babbel.

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Get out. No. Jew, the special. It's this Saturday, Sunday. This Saturday, Sunday over here. Get out. Jew, the special. It's this Saturday, Sunday. It's Saturday, Sunday. Saturday, it'll probably be sold out. You're in Canada. Yeah, so I can't come.

Got to make a border run. Stamp your passport. I do have to make a border run. And where are you filming? At the Roulette in Brooklyn. Hell yeah, dude. Definitely, you want to go out to that. If you're anywhere in New York or if you have

the balls to fly, you don't have to wear masks on planes now. You don't have to wear masks on planes? I got bad news for you, Ryan. Going back to Canada, you do need to wear a mask on a plane. On the way back to Canada? If you're on a flight that's bound for Canada, they treat it as Canada rule.

Canada definitely doesn't rule. Once you step on the plane in New York, mask on. Is it like Air Turkey where so even if you once you definitely doesn't rule now once you step on the plane in new york really is it like is it like air turkey where they're like as soon as you get over away from turkish airspace they can like rip off their hijabs and like no i didn't know that oh it's fun dude it's fun they like let it out like a fucking teen movie where they're ripping off their sleeves i'm like wild yeah yeah it's like okay i guess everyone's buttoned up and then vice versa on the way in they're like oh, oh, shit, time to fucking hide this. There was a while when kind of like 2016, 17, when a lot of this stuff started popping off,

that you'd see a few comics that never wore hijabs or whatever. They were just like, I'll pop the hijab on for an image. Yeah, yeah, yeah, why not? Cash in. Would you go the yarmulke for the special? I thought about it, but I will not. I will not go for the yarmulke for the special. I thought about it. I thought about going full what i used to wear go yeah the whole outfit

seat seat with the little tassels and stuff yeah but i was like that's it's a former jew that's the that's the special because you were gonna weren't weren't you gonna record this special two years ago and then there was like what was the incident you uh yeah fucking me being me just like and it just caught fire. Dude. Well, the only self produced special get canceled. I think in history, dude,

when I first moved here, there was a, like, I think it might've been, I don't know if you had been here yet or you just coming, but it's like, basically I think it was Shane's thing happened. And then your thing happened.

It was like, Shane's thing happened the week I moved here. Yeah. Within like a few months of me moving here, it this stuff and i was like you'll be a comic in new york's dangerous yeah it's great it's like what it's just shit we've just always been doing yeah right what is this it's not even like people were dropping like flies oh my god it's just like i think we're starting to get an understanding of it now like anytime you see an article like can you believe this? Like,

what are you leaving out? Yeah. What actually happened? There was a, well, we were sort of talking about this when we did your cast a bit, but there was like the, with the Jewish stuff,

the most, uh, people that got mad, especially with Danny's Jewish stuff was always Jewish people. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Well,

there is a lady that was like indignant. I just have this. Oh, again, Caroline's.ines oh yeah i also miss i just have this joke but it's always jews and they go like you shouldn't like this woman came up to me at carolines because you shouldn't joke about this they're uh you know there's anti-semites i'm like yeah they're not here though they're not here yeah like they're not here i'm not like turning them into an anti-semite my jokes also just for the real story, the Jews always was mad. The Jews mostly are the ones happy and loving it. Yeah.

It's just a couple of the Jews. A lot of Jews are based. There were like a seat of them like in the front row. Yeah. Like all throughout and they were loving it. Yeah, I'm sure you could smell them. They were just drinking their waters on Sunday nights. Yeah, refilling it from their own flask

new york's finest no reason to waste well they had i was gonna bring it up because they had uh this there's this movie that bradley cooper is coming out and it said is bradley cooper's prosthetic leonard bernstein knows problematic by, they... What do you think of Jew face? Yeah, Jew face. They can't call it black face or brown face. The brown face, even if you do the button up the top button, leave the rest undone.

Right. Cholo parties, they got the guy who ran Bon Appetit on that one. Oh, really? Yeah, like we've discovered brown face. No, I was at a cholo party in LA. Oh, my God. By the way, you didn't discover it.

It was on my own Instagram. The cholos invited me also. It was a normal thing. It was a normal thing, but they call it brown face. You can't... What are you going't discover it. It was on my own Instagram. The Cholas invited me also. It was a normal thing. It was a normal thing. But they call it brownface. What are you going to call it for Jews? You can't call it Jewface. Jewface? That sounds horrible.

They do in the article. Jewface? That's what it's called. They're done. They're done now. That's become the accepted terminology. Jewface. I'd call it greenface.

I mean, I've used the term Jew face about peep jews really it's not in a kind of way he's got a jew face yeah he's got a jew face yeah exactly you know like you can spot like there's pretty easy to spot sometimes you're like that person 100 jewish very easy to spot yeah and stay away from they're hiding behind a veil of shekels dude that's the idea i was loving the idea for putting on a prosthetic to look more Jewish. Well, also, but he's playing. The guy looked like that. Right. It's so dumb.

It's so dumb. It's like, every one of these stories is just about this tiny 1% of people who are trying to be part of a story and then everyone's commenting on them when the reality is the story is mostly

no one gives a fuck. Yeah, he was telling me Sarah Silverman's in the movie. Yeah, she was the original Jew face person. She was the one who said like their neat jews need to be playing jews i think it was one of the scarlett johansson thing was popping off and she came out and she's like jews need to play all your principles go out the door bradley cooper wants you to co-star in this movie what's this what's it what's it she was talking about how like you know how representation what's scarlett johansson uh with scarlett johansson with the movie where she was supposed

to play a trans person and then she's like I'm an actor like I'll play whatever I want and then they were like fuck you you're not allowed to do this and they took it away from her and then

I believe that's what the movie was and at the time Sarah Silverman was like you know yeah it's like the representation should go for everybody so Jews should play Jews

instead of doing this Jew face thing and then historical figures should be played by historical figures so pull them out we get at parties every movie the dude who playedhen hawking should be an actual guy in a

wheelchair who can't speak wait shouldn't he also be a smart person oh yeah of course he has to be every actor can't do it yeah they're all trash dummies forrest gump should have actually been a guy with a 65 iq you know uh-huh well they have uh but she's in the movie now it's so funny it's so funny it always it always hits back on them of course because you're like you make all these things what do you do no one can no one can like sustain oh it's so great but jew face is pretty funny though because it is you go he's playing a jew the guy has not every jew looks like that but you go this guy does have a pretty big nose and bradley cooper's directing the film it's his film and he wants to play the role can we get fucking, what's his name?

From Becky Got Back, whatever. Mr. Mix-a-Lot? Mr. Mix-a-Lot. He had a big fucking Junos. Let's dig him up and cancel him. Remix that video. I do get from like a directing point, if you go, hey, if you're casting,

it's like you need Bradley Cooper this bad. You go, why don't we just actually find someone to look like the person that does seem like because they can't sell tickets. But that's just it's not just based on the producer. He wanted to make it. Also, it's like imagine doing like a Jay Leno biopic and then you're having like an actual conversation like, do we do the chin or no? Like, yeah, we do the chin.

We do the chin. But then the reality is that you end up getting a shit like like top gun where they can't even name a country so they have to go the enemy is attacking us because they're so worried about backlash that it takes you out of the movie yeah the enemy the enemy is supplying uranium to other enemies that will attack our allies you can go with russia yeah that's what i was gonna say you go with russia's literally just you don't go with china because then they won't play your movie yeah right. Right? So you can't do that. China's out as far as, and there's a racial component, so no one's happy. Yeah. You lose quadruple your fucking box office.

You go like Norway. North Korea. No one's upset at that. North Korea. Human rights violations. No one's from there. Although there was that movie, the North Korean movie, the one with Seth Rogen that they got involved in.

Yeah, and they attacked us over it. Yeah, they attacked us over it. They literally did a cyber attack. But there was was that is sort of the move though for china just be like yo you can't like no one can make fun of them now because they face the way that they set it up they go yeah well we have to shoot stuff here and you can't make fun of us so we have a body that uh that's uh his name is nima and uh we filmed some stuff with this week and he's from toronto he's got a big social media and stuff he does this

impression of gary yeah yeah he does he does. He does this impression of Gary V. The story checks out. Yeah, yeah. He does this impression of Gary V, right? Nice. And a bunch of guys on the internet do impressions of Gary V. And Gary V started messaging all these guys being like, love your impression. Invited them to Gary V Fest. Got all the impressions. Oh, that's great. And then, yes, definitely.

And he's helping them out. He was like, anything you need. But now, the 10 people who are making a career uh making fun of him are all like his best friend yeah like i was just thinking that yesterday i'm like drake he's pulling a drake it's a it's the perfect scam what did drake do he just puts people over all the time so no one can really turn against drake yeah everyone's yeah until pusha t did it and it was wild. That was a good one. Goddamn.

He starts off and he goes... He starts off with like a prelude and then he goes, let's get started. You have an illegitimate son that you do not support.

His name is the Donnas and you are like, wow. Yeah, Pusha T played in Toronto at, I think, Danforth Music Hall and he got like

attacked on stage and people thought it was like Drake because in Toronto people thought it was like Drake because in Toronto people thought it was like Drake fans. Oh. Drake stands. But what was it?

I don't know if I didn't follow up to be honest, but I remember at the time like he's the. That's the new version is. Yeah, I'll find some information that's really serious and not just rap.

But I feel like the old version was the rappers when it was when they're like, you know, the other guys getting too aggressive. It's always like, yeah, well, you don't want real life smoke. I'll come, like, and then they come actually fight you.

Yeah, I'll kill you. Now it's talk shit. Now it's kill you socially. Now it's, yeah, yeah. Twitter mob against you of moms who had fathers abandoned them. I mean, I'll say, silver lining for that, though, is Drake takes care of his kid now. Really? Yeah, he was gonna anyway. His Instagram's

all just like him hanging out with his kid and stuff. Wow. Yeah. That is true. But he was going to do that anyway. That's very. You think so? Why was he waiting? Well, the kid was only like one at this point.

He just didn't post about it publicly. Oh, that's fair. Yeah. If any of you guys say otherwise. He was still itching to maybe get an abortion. He goes, I still think I got a chance. What are the laws here? What are the laws in neighboring countries?

Drake had some very serious discussions with that woman about aborting that kid. And like the amount of money he would give to that. The best was the Drake hot sauce thing. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. That was so fun. And Chick was upset. She's like, you hurt my pussy because you put hot sauce in a condom and threw it away.

And it's like, wait, you're upset because in your world, you know it was inevitable that you would empty out a condom in your conversation? She's like, I deserve that sperm, yeah. Yeah. Do you flush condoms? No, I just swallow them. I lick them clean. Just like an envelope? I turn them inside out and then fucking, yeah.

Because just because of that thing, we had a big controversy. You flush them. Because we were talking about that. And I go, instead of putting hot sauce to prevent the condom, I flush it. You're right. That's what started that whole conversation. Dude, the whole thing. People went fucking crazy.

I used to flush them anyway. Yes. Yeah, it's a weird thing. Even if I'm at home, my own home, and no one's going to do it. They're gone already. I'll pick them up off the floor and I'll flush them. You do flush them. Yeah.

Maybe it's a Jewish thing. Yeah, why empty the trash more than once? These bags cost a nickel and a dime. Dude, it was a scandal. It was the biggest scandal our podcast has ever had. What? Me saying that. People weren't happy with us.

Me saying that because Ryan was like, you don't flush condoms. What are you thinking? Yeah. And all these people are like, dude. Worry about the fucking septic system in the city? Yes. That's what everyone. Dude, all these people are like, dude, you don't know what that does to the pipes over

10 years from now? Oh, everyone cares about the fucking pipes now. You're littering everywhere and they all care about the pipes. No, the pipe lobby is very strong on Twitter. I was involved in canceling Danny. I was very... I one time faked an orgasm and then had to add some

You spitting it? Yes, spit and some hand lotion. Just because girls are icky? Yeah, just in case and threw that in the garbage just in case she was like see i'm straight so i'll speak actually speaking of uh uh plumbers this was this is my other one this is my other one on the same thing that was making me laugh the so because you know how the kind of the same thing we're talking about with Jewface, basically. So Google right now just lost a suit to pay like 80, I think it was $800,000 to this guy Friendly Jordies.

He's a YouTuber. And there was this politician, Australian politician. Australian. Australian politician. Australian. And they basically, so he lost the suit for doing racist and abusive videos about a politician that's Italian. By the way, amazing segue. Speaking of plumbers.

Yeah, what? Mario Luigi. His name is Mario Luigi? No. It's just an Italian theme. Speaking of plumbers. Wow. That was a Leno-esque segue.

I did not see it. Oh, you guys didn't get it. I didn't get it at first, and then you go, oh, the Italian. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Mario and Luigi are plumbers. But there was, do you remember a while ago, Pete Holmes had a joke once where he was like.

Long time ago. Yeah. He did it on late night, but I just remembered that like he he was like you know his thing was when this uh when everyone started getting mad at everyone for everything he was basically like well why are we allowed to make fun of this but it's completely fine to make fun italians like we can go oh it's just me italian it's supposed to be the bull yeah but i always made the point that was like yeah no one listens to that and you're right, we shouldn't make fun of the other stuff. People listen to that and you go,

yeah, you're right, you can't say that either. Yeah, Italians too. Yeah, it's so funny. It only goes one way. I love when someone's disproven and they don't go the way you're supposed to. That's what always happens. Yeah, you have comics do that.

It's like, oh, I did this joke. I did it before this guy, so he definitely stole it. I'm first to it. And they're like, oh, actually, this is proof of him doing it two years earlier. And you go, all right, I guess he didn't steal it. They're like, no, no, no. Now definitely stole it i'm first to it and they're like oh actually there's proof of him doing like two years earlier and go all right i guess he didn't steal it like no no no now you go by your own logic that that's one huge thing about a podcast and be recording every set that

you do have proof now yeah like i have you know there's some jokes that you probably like i'm like no i did that seven years ago and then I stopped doing it or something. But you've got to find it. But it only really matters at the same time if you're on the same kind of rung. Like if someone, like some open mic is like, excuse me, I wrote that joke. And you go, it's mine now, bitch. I am issuing a cease and desist.

Yeah, you get Mark Norman to stand at all fours behind him and just push him. There's more where that came from. It's an underutilized move these days. It is. You really need a friend. It brings people closer together in the bully. It definitely does.

Have you ever had one of those where someone, oh, Carlos Mencia. What? I thought you meant a pushover. Have you ever had one of those? Where you sit behind someone and push them? This is high school. That was the Carlos Mencia.

That was you, right? I was one of them. You're kind of one of those guys that, you know, like when they go to do the photos back in history you're always there yeah I'm like yeah yeah I made a lot of stories yeah because really it's like the all of the biggest things in comedy like the Rogan era the like comedy store stuff like all these big controversies you're kind of part of all of that i'm i am yeah around all of it you're right the fun stuff been a lot of them well but the carlos mancia stuff you

probably were talking about that before like it became the big event but so are so many people yeah that guy went after people that guy didn't just steal jokes like that'll be a good joke that guy was like oh you're doing well ryan i'm gonna grab one of his jokes i don't know which one yet and then i'm gonna do it in front of you on a yeah because you i'm sure that you probably wouldn't give a shit but i mean the thing is about doing stand-up every night you know when someone's like okay i saw that guy a year ago he was something different and now he sounds exactly like this guy and oh some guys like it's so obvious yeah you're like oh that's your biggest influence now suddenly but like sometimes also like, I'm seeing you in the room laughing at that. I'm like, you can't just start doing it.

Or it's like, yeah, they steal your topics. A lot of people do that. Especially when it's weird. You're just like, dude, I watched what you used to do, and I have this 10-minute bit about doing an acid trip, and now you have a joke about doing an acid trip. It's like, I'm not saying you stole it, but we both know what's kind of going on here. Yeah, and they'll be like, well, the same sort of thing happened to me. I'm like, I'm not saying you stole it, but it's like, we both know what's kind of going on here. Yeah, and they'll be like, well, the same sort of thing happened to me. I'm like, I know, but you didn't think of it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like when they talk about minimalist art, where it's like a white painting. It's like Mark Rothko. People are like, I could do that. And you're like, yeah, but you didn't. You didn't. You didn't.

He did. You did not. Watching yours reminded me that I have one too. It's like, yeah, well, I don't know. At the very least, don't do it with someone that you see all the time and know. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. A lot of guys do that. They're topic stealers. So it's harder to fucking pin down. Topic stealer is way harder to pin down. Mencia, the story was used to sit in the back of an open mic at the comic store with a notebook and just sit back there. Who did Mencia?

Yeah. The idea was these guys can't do these jokes right. I gonna free them from them i'm gonna free them it's like some pole pot shit yeah he was crazy he would find out if someone was doing well he'd be like danny what time is that danny guy on 10 30 i'll be there 10 20 i want to bump him it wasn't just i want to go on because i want to bump him i've had people like do that it's pathological yeah you know what there is something to be said about like, and I, there are some people that are successful doing that stuff,

but I've, I've a lot of people that'll kind of, you know, some people that have mentioned me about like street interviews even, and be like, Hey, like what's the font you use. And like when you're doing stuff,

do you do this? And then like, you know, I'm, I'm very, I'm usually always like helpful with people. And then three weeks later they release a thing that like literally looks exactly like I'm in. It's like, take a few of the things i said it's like all right this size font okay

don't take the exact i mean i gotta say the amount of people that do the streeters right now well yeah and i didn't start i'm not saying you started i'm not saying you started it but like you were definitely at the kind of the crest or why in my little style that i was bringing back it was a lot of people yeah so you so you do, just people doing fucking. People come to me sometimes like, these people are doing a storytelling show.

I'm like, yeah, I didn't invent that. No, exactly. Go for it. It's fine. But yeah, if you do it the same and then use your friends

and then brand it the same and then all, it's just like anything. It's like if you're having like a tech company, it's like you want to, you know, build on something

and add your own flair to it asking about the font is crazy you want to be like inspired by not a replica yeah comedy central dumbfuck comedy central we're used as a i don't know a public domain song to at the beginning of our like storytelling shows the one was digital only before we got run the jewels and then they just started using it two years later for the tosh promos. And it was like, guys, I know. Branded is our song. It was kind of our song. And it's our same company.

What the fuck are you doing? And it's not a known song. Yeah. What are you doing? Well, that's what kind of like the old Tom Green thing was they said about Jackass was that, you know. He's taking after Tom Green? Well, because, you know, everyone took off to Tom Green a little bit. And Bam Margera had his own little thing going on but then when tom green's show stopped jackass

started because tom green got cancer and he stopped doing the show and then essentially they took his cast and crew fuck with oh really like no yeah they had like they took some of his like writers his cast his crew they were the editors were the same and it was like so when you're that's one of those things where and they that's an example of where that show became bigger whereas a lot of times i do see with people i'm like well if you're trying to do an impression of like me it'll be worse because like you got to do an impression of yourself for it to be like the best one but yeah but yeah that was a specific example where they're like he was kind of like there's like this is wrong yeah don't do that it's just a little and not to say that

those guys didn't have their own thing going but i remember he did an interview with uh tony hawk and he was talking about uh uh he was like oh i know there's all these new guys waking up their parents now i used to be the guy that could wake up their parents he goes and i'm like i could wake up my parents and they go yeah but you can't wake them up like johnny knoxville i'm sure now he's probably like super chill about it. I know he is super chill about all that stuff. But at the time, yeah, there was a moment where he was like, yo, this is bullshit. It's also like, what are you doing?

Even Chappelle, when it was like, you're just going to do my show without me? You're just going to keep it going? It's so crazy. Well, legally, we're allowed. I'm like, I know. What am I talking about legally? Yeah, imagine someone just doing your show without you.

Can you imagine the nerve no i just love a certain network to keep doing your example is someone other than you other than me yeah i don't even i blocked it out so and all the producers going like yeah yeah we'll just keep working on it nobody going like oh yeah i'm not gonna do this with you like well yeah this is not happening and then but what was that one that wasn't the kobe thing was it no no that was me selling my special netflix and then comedy central legitimately trying to blackmail me and say if you don't not sell it to them if you don't sell it to us we will cut the show down from 20 episodes to 10 because that's all we're legally obligated to do. All your staff, the PAs, everybody will be out of a job with two weeks notice

and good luck having to pay their rent. Wow. So how do you want to play it? That's like, and this is, when that happened, was that coming from

like a manager telling you or something or was this you like in a meeting them saying this? No, a manager told me this is what they're saying. Like they weren't sitting there

like mafia guys saying this. Yeah. No, they're saying it through my manager and my manager's telling it to me. So there could be some telephone in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like, well, I can't put these guys who have been working for me for years. I can't fucking have them

They try to put that on you. Looking back, it's like, oh, well then fuck it. We'll still do it. But all the other people involved were like, we gotta comply. I'm like, I would not have done the same way. I would have been like, then we'll do 10 episodes. And when they told me, I started laughing. I was like, all right, well, I guess we're only doing 10.

Yeah, yeah, we'll do 10 then, fine. It's like complying was never going to be the thing. No. And then everybody else was like, what the fuck? What do you mean? I hope you find this funny. We got our rents to pay. We got our...

And it's like, oh. I just didn't consider how everyone's so money-driven and not art-driven. I mean, to be fair, like, it's not that crazy to say the PA. Yeah. Like the grips. No,

it wasn't then. It was the higher ups people. It was the higher ups people. It was the producers. The guy who we made EPs on it was just like, I'll go on without you. I'm like, really?

None of you was like, no. Oh, you did like the who's coming with me and nobody came with you. Roseanne had the same thing. I just, I would have. I just was like, if this guy's not getting paid, we're just going to do the show.

And they're like, they just don't have the same integrity. I don't know. Yeah, Roseanne too. Yeah. She kind of could have probably torched that whole thing, but she's like, no, they can do it with her. I also had Rogan say, I'll host for you for free to keep the show going. Really?

And they go, no. So Rogan was going to be the this is not happening host? We were going to go Rogan for a few episodes, Segura for a few episodes, Kreischer. Anyone I suggested, they said no. Big J, they said he's too divisive. And I'm like, more divisive than me? Yeah, yeah, you're right. We suggested Ali Sadiq.

We suggested Henry Rollins. Anyone I suggested, they were like, fuck off. You don't decide. We do. It's so funny. I'm trying to figure out, how about we just get a guy from the show so it'll be like a natural yeah yeah and then i'll really someone who killed like had a viral clip it's crazy to think that they would behave that way and yet they're doing

so well right now wild yeah and there's specials you think that you know the fucking come home to roost but yeah it was wild it was wild yeah especially that was when you were doing i didn't have a moment to think so i couldn't like stop and go hold on oh fuck you we'll do the 10 until what i wanted to do which they wouldn't let me do is say okay i will pay everybody their salaries it was 750 000 i'll take the money i'm making from this i'll pay everybody i was going to borrow another like,000 from Rogan and then go hey Viacom has bankrupted me if you guys can donate a couple

dollars to me because Viacom has blackmailed me and unable to whatever I'm like one they would have backed down for sure and two if they wouldn't then I don't know I feel like people would have given me some of the money or I'd just borrow it and eventually pay it off after a few years but they wouldn't let me and then I asked't know. I feel like people would have given me some of the money or I'd just borrow it and eventually pay it off

after a few years. But they wouldn't let me. And then I asked Rogan about it once. He was like, how'd you know I would give you the money? I'm like, because of course you'd give me the money. Yeah, that's so funny. Like, you explain to Rogan. And then, yeah, I was going to get $500 or so for a year.

I'm like, for what it was. I mean, this is before the $100 million, Rogan. But still, I'm like, you would have loaned it to me. I would have paid it back eventually. Interest free. Interest free. Yeah was I mean this is before the hundred million dollar broken but still I'm like you would have loaned it to me I would have paid it back eventually interest free interest free yeah I mean

interest free I mean that is that would have been like one of the biggest baller moves in history they would have backed down they wouldn't have wanted that PR

they just wouldn't have wanted that smoke that's what I always kind of like when anyone's trying to tell you about you know corporations or any of this stuff like a lot of tell you about, you know, corporations or any of this stuff, like a lot of these, especially entertainment companies, you know, I'll even take it a little more from a normal company.

But when you tell me like entertainment companies or, you know, we're just on the right side of everything and we care, you're just like, I've known these people for 20 years. They don't. They're the worst. They're the worst. They actually are anti that. And they don't mind here or there when something is really good. You that and they don't mind here or there when something is really good you know

they don't mind here or there when it's a really cool Bill Burr special or something but generally they don't give a fuck they only care

about the money and then oh this one won an Emmy that's pretty cool but that's their second or third category that they're looking for

yeah I mean I can't even think of the last good thing Comedy Central's done oh they're done they're just a production company now yeah

by the way I'm taping my special Ari Shafir juice sinking two-thirds of my life savings into it so please come out are you spending a ton

of money on it yeah I am I'm doing it right but come out on Sunday dude that's gonna be sick AriShafir.com I'm actually bummed

I can't come that'd be fucking too bad yeah it is too bad but one more seat for one of the boys cast listeners yeah

tell them how it was. I just love how they said that. They're like, oh, Jay's too divisive. And you're just like, that was when you were doing like Amazing Racist and shit. I know, I'm like, Jay's more divisive than me. By the way, and he was on Comedy Central Radio back then. I'm like, it's promoting one of your own who's done my show as much as anybody. Oh, yeah, he was, yeah.

So it's like, he's done my show. He's on your network. Like, it's a no-brainer dude the amazing racist stuff was what you know when people are always saying like oh you couldn't make that movie now you couldn't make that movie and you're kind of like maybe you could maybe you couldn't this for this is the old like they're like i don't know if you could put that on youtube it comes up once in a while it's like a rumble discover it they're like what the fuck dude yeah yeah people donble. Dude, it was so funny, though. Some new person will discover it, and they're like, what the fuck? Dude, yeah, yeah.

People don't know. So it was these YouTube videos, and they were kind of like OG viral. You know what I mean? It predated YouTube. And then somebody ripped it from this DVDs that were on. So out of context, out of the National Lampoon stamp, put it on fucking YouTube,

and it was just like, what is it? It was a National Lampoon guy? They just rented the name National Lampoons to make it a National Lampoons DVD oh it was that's where they lived yeah it was a DVD of of reality Lampoon should be canceled for that yeah it was it was a reality reality bites back no reality something I forget the name of the DVDs reality something but it was these allegedly they found a box of reality show pitches vhs tapes up in an attic somewhere of the worst ones that could never make it one was a guy who could puke on command

so let's just go to people it's like i'll puke for you look it up they're like oh no but this is a real guy that they were gonna make a reality show yeah yeah so some of them were like actual like terrible reality shows and some of them were just like we made it for this idea that used to be the reality show format was like let's just find the biggest freak possible and then like kind of be like look at this freak now they now what they do is they find the biggest freak and then they call the viewer like an asshole for thinking he's a freak have you watched love on the spectrum love on the spectrum is the weirdest one because i'm like i watched with my girlfriend and we're literally like dying laughing and i'm like is the point of this for me to be laughing yeah and then all the chicks are

kind of like decent looking besides a couple but then all the guys are like because also gargoyles it's bizarre there's no jokes it's a guy on a date and it's not working out yeah but take away the autism and they edit it to make it look even worse yeah yeah they know what they also say everyone has autism nowadays well that's the thing is like one of the girls she's like yeah i'm like i'm like i'm so worried telling this guy disabled and you're watching the whole thing you're like you're disabled like you can't tell at all and then she has something where she doesn't like loud noises because she's like no one does yeah i don't know hey don't move where I live, dude. It's too loud out here. Well, the craziest Amazing Racist was the,

and it seemed to me like most of them, it was like sketches, but some were real people interactions, right? And then you would go to, and it was kind of blurry, which is which, right? And also, it was so early on in YouTube that you weren't even considering that it could be. No, I just remember noticing

that some was clearly like there was cuts. Like I could tell that- With our filter now, you can cut. I saw a Bam Margera show, whatever it was, whatever his old show was. Vive Le Bam? Yeah, yeah. And they had him up in a fucking cherry picker up.

And then they all left. And he's like, hello, guys, fuck, come on, hello. And he's like alone. But I'm like, someone's shooting this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. From below. So he's not actually alone. But now we have that filter.

Well, I was making videos at the time. So that's probably why yeah saw it like that what'd you say when you went to the you put the you put a kkk outfit on already what yeah yeah yeah and i don't know where you were like city wise but you're wearing a kkk outfit and you went to the dry cleaners and it was a black dry cleaners and you were trying to get your KKK outfit like dry clean. That was, he was at a gas station pumping gas

with the KKK outfit on. We got a lot of drive-by anger on that one. Oh my God. Yeah, we'd have a few people like let's get some shots to make sure

and then we'd also just like just hang around while we're doing this while we're waiting for a fucking what's-his-name to show up. Oh, so,

oh yeah, I see what you mean, yeah. And then also we would get like some store owners who were like i'll tell you where my you can film here i'll tell you my black employee's gonna be there i won't tell him about it okay so then you guys can like set up you know be careful be ready wait he pranked can you imagine now like my employer pranked me by having the kkk show up you'll get sued and you'll lose oh you're not gonna own that dry cleaner anymore that guy's going on my back here that's so i actually you

know what's funny my ancestors yeah all those things there's always funny too because you're just like well now there's like a gif on the internet of you wearing kkk of it forever i didn't even consider to go hi i'm ari shafir and I am the amazing racist. I mean, I just say it out loud. No thought of using a different name. So now, anytime somebody finds it for the first time, like nowadays, they're like, what the fuck? Yeah, and then other people are like, you think this is bad? You hear what he said about Kobe.

Yeah, probably the Kobe people. They don't even matter. Oh, yeah, yeah. When they start Googling your name, they're like. You think him going to a dry cleaner is the KKK's bad? Check this tweet joke. Check this joke that's a tweet. I had a show canceled in Toronto.

Maybe it was Hamilton. It was in Hamilton. Around that? Yeah, it was somebody in North Carolina found some DJ in North Carolina found it for the first time. It was like, no, it was like six, seven, eight years ago. And they just started this uprising. They found out one of my closest gigs was in Hamilton. They all went after them.

Then other people started firing back. They're not going to cancel the show. Fuck you for canceling. The venue's like, we're not thinking about canceling. Now you guys are just embroiling us. Both sides are fighting on their fucking front stoop. Eventually, they're like, hey, we're pulling the show. It ended up being okay.

Some other venue was like, we can do it here. They were just like, we don't want this smoke right now. That's most of it. They're not actually taking a moral stance yeah no shit they just don't want to be in between they're like that's not worth dealing yeah the best example is john christ of that he got i love john chris he's a christian comic yeah like not even clean christian oh i didn't understand you and and he got caught consensually smashing well christian not even smashing sexting yeah just sexting and a religion

by the way that has a box built in the place for when you fuck up that you shouldn't say hey i fucked up give me some fucking push-ups to do or whatever and uh and then they were like hey we got yeah we got to pull your special from netflix never showed it never gave it back to him just pulled it completely but it's like on a moral high ground that netflix wouldn't say they they stand on we don't mind sexting consensually even with a married person we've got nothing to do with it completely but it's like on a moral high ground that netflix wouldn't say they they stand on we don't mind sexting consensually even with a married person it's just the smoke you're right just care about the smoke very yeah which in some instances though because obviously all that chapelle stuff they were just like whatever that being said i would that's another thing if money's

worth it they will stand by your man yeah they'll tell all their trans employees be like you fucking hit the bricks yeah with this guy's yeah much same with rogan and spotify but if a smaller thing to the you're not worth the trouble that's all it was dickless we're making money over here i just wish they would say like hey we're quietly gonna pull this instead they take this moral high ground almost always that's what i was that's what i'm thinking i go i would rather if if you want to say like listen like this is what it is there's a bunch of controversy we're a bunch of pussies that's what it is but now you don't get and then you have that conversation and then they get to go out and they're like okay fine then they go oh also i'm gonna go like tell everyone how great i am for doing it and you go i don't know about that

other part sell me under the bus just to like gain their support instead of because you're so afraid of losing it yeah that definitely was so happy because they did bill burr and and dave chappelle two in a row and they were like this really fights back against this cancel culture shit and then two weeks later they heavily censor adrian appaloochie for doing a fucking school shooting joke yeah and it's like well why are you making these gains if you can't actually apply them to the person who needs them i was kind of thinking about it where they censor her for on netflix they wouldn't let her do the best joke of 2019. Yeah, she rules. The number one joke in New York of 2019.

Oh, everyone knew that was, I've heard her school shooting joke. You can't, you're not allowed to do it. Like, it's the best one. Comics, big and small, all loved it.

Crowds loved it. And they go, eh, you know. And in America, always relevant. Always relevant, exactly. And on a degenerate show. So it wasn't even like,

it's like, this is what you wanted. Like, eh, it's gonna still focus. I'm like, oh, you guys suck. You were the network that going to still focus. I'm like, oh, you guys suck. You were the network

that didn't censor. And they all become the same shit and they're all going towards where Comedy Central's going. It's too bad because it's a good platform.

Yeah. I know, but there probably will be a new version of it. But actually, you reminded me this kind of relates to your thing,

but it's like, one of the things I was, when I was in Nashville was hanging out with John Christ and we were kind of, you call him Christ? He him christ yeah i know yeah

me and him like he's pretty good friend but i yeah i can't say his name i played golf with him and i will so like i'll like slice it and i'm like fucking like bounce a couple then it goes out of balance he'll hit one that starts to slice and he goes please don't let that go out of bounce it looks slightly up and it curves back in yeah yeah he's got gotten me and him are always sending bad crowd work clips where it'll be like the people on tiktok it's like oh uh what's your name like uh janice of course it's janice i was coming up and there was this show mike black he's on splat it was called and uh some guy who's tear a lifelong terrible 25 year go nowhere comic yeah and he's like let me just cry and then some it like, what do you do for a living?

And she was like, I shoot and direct Britney Spears videos. And all the comics in the back, like, wide-eyed. And he goes, I can't do anything with that. What about you, sir? What do you do? And we're like, oh, what? Can't do anything with that. He's just acknowledging.

He goes, I am incapable. Oh, right. I can't do anything with that. I can't do anything with that. I'll leave it for the other guys. There's this guy, Club 54. It was in Burlington. And he used to do this competition show

where it was like 200 bucks. But all the comics there sucked, right? So if you were decent, you literally just go and you're like, yeah, I'll win their little competition every time. It would be just a gig that paid 200 bucks, kind of because it'd be you and you know some dentist right but uh he would do he would host and he only did crowd work but it was all in the can and he goes hey uh what do you what do you drink in there and the guy goes uh it's like a pink cosmopolitan it goes it's a cosmopolitan

and he's sit there for like four or five seconds and he was like, what are you, gay? Gay? I did a spot there and literally the fucking comics that were on there, they only did that in 2015 maybe, and they were doing Johnny Carson impersonations. That's great. I was so far out of frame. I just saw the frame. I'm fucking all the way to the side.

Oh, yeah, but we can crop in a little bit, right? Yeah, we can punch in. A little bit, but I mean, I'm blocking the fucking whatever this shit is. We got the wide. You got the, okay. Yeah, we got a wide. We got that. No, you're good. It's a high class operation here.

You go a little wide. Let me tell class operation here. You go a little wide. Let me tell you about filming. You go a little wide and then you can crop in and post for wherever they want to sit. Fair. But no, this is what John said we were talking about, which I've also talked about you, I think, once when we were like walking home. It was like, because you'll be like, sometimes you'll be busy and you're just like, you're going to tweet something.

You're just like, I don't, you know what? I don't want to deal with this controversy right now i think we were talking about now yeah yeah we were talking about go i was gonna go on something super controversial and i was like i just like not in the mood to deal with that right now it's not like i'm afraid of it but you're like i'm busy right now i'm too busy to deal with what very well could come yeah i'm too busy to have like a controversy at this moment sometimes i'm like can i do next week instead of this i got something that can't be canceled right now dude when I'm on tour that's the most because I'm like

I got all my work done I know that I have two weeks where I'm like on the road sitting on my phone a lot then you're just like yeah let's do it literally if Kobe Bryant

died two weeks later it would have zero effect on my life I was done with my tour I had no tour gig scheduled for like four months it was taken off

I'd be like cancel everything now and it was right before COVID too right right before covid oh and we didn't even know it just like february 10th it would have been grand well we he was happy either way he died but like the point is it's just bad timing that sometimes uh you kind of make a decision where you're like do i want do i want to be in news stories or do I want my stuff to be in news stories? Right, right, right, right, right.

I really didn't think that was going to be a big deal. And sometimes you want both. No, I know. Well, you've done a hundred of them. I've done a hundred of them. I was like, why would this? And people looking back go,

come on, it's obvious. And it's like, it really was not obvious to me in any way. No, you never know which one's going to be. It's like all of them. That just struck,

yeah, I guess the Kobe one just really struck a nerve. But that, it was just the perfect storm of people being mad about what happened. Well, of course it took out of context. And then also just people were. Yeah, Mike Yarky wrote to me. He's like, I thought you were crazy.

And then I realized, oh, you do this for a lot of people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Makes sense. Makes sense. For sure. But even when Kobe died, that was one of the few where I was like, oh, that kind of sucks. Normally I don't give a shit. But for some reason.

So that's who I'm making fun of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. Yeah, yeah. I was like. But I would never be like, how dare you? That did bum you out, though. Like a little for a minute.

Yeah. More than like some certain comedians you've known that have died? No, fucking hell. Never? No comedian that died? We know a lot of comedians that died. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I know a lot of comedians.

No, that didn't bum me out at all. It's crazy because there's a lot of like, there's this epidemic of comedians that get hit by trains and I don't know why. Wow. Do you not know why. Wow. Do you not know that? No. On the committing suicide. But they don't say that.

They say that they got hit by a train. Why are you even near the track? Comedians are just so bad at crossing tracks. That's how they killed Gaudi. The guy from Barcelona. The architect? The architect, yeah. They pushed him?

Tram. No. I don't know. Interesting. Killed by a tram. That sucks. A tram? Yeah. Train. I don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah. They pushed him? Tram, no. I don't know. Interesting. Killed by a tram. That sucks. A tram? Yeah, a train.

I don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're very, I forgot how worldly you are. They call it tram there. I don't know. They do call it tram there. But do you think that-

Maybe he'd commit suicide because this fucking church is never going to get finished. Have you seen that? I went there right after they finished it. I was bawling. Dude, it's, I honestly,

I went there with my girlfriend and I was like, this is, I't want to go wait to go in there wait when did you go i went there a couple years ago right before covid they didn't just finish it it was or it was no i think it was i know they ramped it up or it was like almost it was super close to being done it was like a four-year plan but then technology got a lot better yeah it was if it wasn't there it was almost completely done and maybe there's some outer stuff that wasn't done. And I went in there and was like, holy shit. No, the inside is done enough where you're just like, it takes your breath away. Oh, it was amazing. But do you think that with the, because you were there for the OG comedy store days that are super romanticized.

Can't even talk about it anymore. Is that era completely over? I was playing in a band at that time. And the band scene is the same, where it's like, you know... The wild story with Led Zeppelin fucking a chick with a swordfish off a wall, hanging people out of the window,

and it's like crazy stories, but now there's... Me and five dudes just having an orgy together. Yeah. There's five of us in the van. Yeah, they're like, wait, where did that chick go? Wait.

She slipped out and just kept going. More for us. The Morpha podcast. It's all just dudes fucking each other i saw a funny meme that was like it was like uh rock and roll in the 80s versus now or whatever and it was in the 80s it was like a pie chart and it was like 70 sex drugs and rock and roll 30 making music and then now it was uh 30 making music 70 social media presence yeah it really is because those people like it's that's a good thing and you're like it's just boring not a great thing yeah hearing joey diaz's former stories about being a being a criminal yeah this pat's former stories about you know running drugs better than hearing about frame rates probably

right yeah it's like yeah it's like you're that anymore, but I'd love to hear these dark stories. Yeah, instead of learning about algorithms. Yeah, you and I were there for all that era. Yeah. And you were young too. We got fucking wild. But there's a thought also that we're all going through. It's like, we should be taking down all our old podcasts.

Every one of them. Yeah, yeah. What good is it doing? What bad might it do? Well, I did do the thing when I first moved here, which I think is probably useful but you just you type your Twitter in and then every year it just deletes it

anything yeah it just deletes it just auto deletes any tweet other than one year oh that's smart and it's also like I deleted my whole Twitter yeah sometimes you're just like it wasn't even funny or it doesn't even have to be like oh I'm worried to get cancelled like sometimes you're just like oh this was like I was a shitty comment back then this was a corny joke like i don't know what

nonsense that's tweeting or half the things like come see me in tucson next week it's like why is this even up there anymore why do people have to leaf through this to get to the good joke that's exactly what it is yeah yeah i know i i also see it as like i have a lot of videos that go viral there but i also see it as like well yeah go to my youtube i'd rather you be there anyway and and but they're not going viral from two years ago people don't really know but the thing is people don't go back through your twitter unless they're trying to fuck you over yeah nobody's just like i wonder what ryan was up to two years ago they're just like i wonder what ryan was up to two years ago i did one with like every word first you start with the n word obviously then you start with a

few other words but even when you get to like some like minor words and you're like wait i gotta go multiple pages i'm scrolling of things to take off right search like damn was there any super clean like really famous guys that you don't obviously mention names but like that you remember from like the comedy store days where you're just like no one has any clue what that guy was up to oh yeah it's the it's the clean on stage guys yeah that are like jim carrey or something that they let shit out like in real life it's just like this is who they are which those are the ones i feel worst about like craft wise i'm like you can't express any of that that dark shit you have in you what do you think why do but like i feel like

if there is in them why do they go for clean just there's just an easier path comedy that or like i don't want to alienate anybody like everyone having a good time my audience like that's what i'm trying to put out there oh they want to be on tv and stuff like that sure there's also like i don't know there's like parts of me that are like nice but i don't do that on stage yeah no i mean it's like no that's one thing like i've said to you but like you're there's about three or four people that you can tell that just go out of their way to like help you if they can and it's one of those things that even if like you don't see that person for seven years it just like always sticks in your brain and and you can also tell when it's

when it's someone that's like oh it's because they're you know i'm gonna help you i've had people when i moved here like oh let me because you know the new me from canada especially that'll be like yo dude i'll get you on this and get you on this and i'm like no you're like trying for a favor you're trying to like build stuff and i was like that's not that i wouldn't give a favor back or whatever but it's like i don't want this like energy from someone where it's like you don't want to be transactional like yeah i literally want nothing from you and i wouldn't even if i didn't have tickets left to sell I wouldn't even do this podcast ever so yeah Boy's Guys is a big audience dude we're fucking cooking right now I know uh yeah I did have a lot of people that came watch my special when I did Skeptic Tank though

really yeah a lot of people that were like oh I'm here from Skeptic Tank Army did you call them that no I called the Skeptic Tank bump because I started doing it with like Rogan was on like he's about to get that Skeptic Tank bump. People about to discover his name. Yeah, yeah. So now I love like the skeptic tank bump. I was about to get discovered. Sam Morrill's about to get discovered. Well, what do you think?

Do you think that, like, because kind of what we're talking about with the Italian stuff where it seems to only go one way, but do you find that it's gotten less sensitive or do you think it's just like conservatives are also, again, being sensitive and now everyone's sensitive? Exactly. Conservatives are like, well, they say this,

but now when you do it, it's like, but now you guys are trying to cancel the lift. They had their moment in the sound of being cool. Don't play it. Or pretending, yeah. They're playing right into that same game.

Yeah. There's a quote from Still Life with woodpecker some novel and this is outlaw is the main character and he goes i hate political people because it doesn't matter and that just means politics itself or just like anti-dog hunting or whatever you know anything political yeah anyone that's like their agenda driven left right or center they will all at some point let the ends justify the means yeah 100 that's what they do well they did it it's like so what i was also kind of on a similar uh vein i was thinking that there's there's almost like this

uh trajectory where it's almost like dudes think of these kind of like uh ideas like let's say a cool black comic back in the day being like you know being the first guy to kind of like point out like hey no one's talking about this like race shit and like you know these are problems and they're kind of being original right and then uh then then other guys start to copy it and then girls abuse it so this is this is and then uh the other political side copies it so that's the trajectory it's like dudes think of like a good thing. Other dudes copy them. Girls start doing it and abuse it where that's like everyone's racist. Then the other political side copies it.

And then the girls from that political side abuse it again. It's just a game. Can I add one thing? Yeah, yeah. Capitalism gets involved. And like where can money be made on this? The Black Lives Matter t-shirts made in Bangladesh. Okay.

Yes, yes, yes. This will be the way I'll show that I care. And capitalists are like, we don't give a fuck. We're also making KKK shirts. It's like, buy this so you represent I've done something when you've done nothing. No, they do get involved. It's the fortune cookies where they also have to stick with your old wife. Or you'll find happiness with a new love. Well, the biggest ones, obviously the main ones is, because I was going to do a sketch about this, where they also have to stick with your old wife. Or if you'll find happiness with a new love.

Well, the biggest ones, like obviously the main ones is, because I was going to do a sketch about this, but like I've been noticing where I've, and it's like, I guess if you're doing like subversive stuff, you're always like, well, I guess it's good if both sides are mad.

But like also, also I look at it like, okay, that's where we're at now. Just everyone, like it's, you know what I mean? But the, like it's obviously the race and gender and the fat stuff and gay stuff and all that shit. But the conservatives, the pedophiles

is like the big one for them. Groomers, everybody's a groomer. Yeah. So pedophile jokes are very sensitive. Like I released a joke basically even recently, like talking about how – and to be fair, most of my fans like argued on my behalf. But like saying that some whatever high school kid that fucked his female teacher

and I was like something about whatever that kid ruled or something. You know what I mean? And then people were like, this is actually not like a joke. And it was way more than I felt like I would have. But it is. But it is though. But I'm funny. Exactly. Exactly what it is. Look at these people go, ha-ha, too funny way more than i felt like it was but it is but i'm funny so exactly yeah look at these people go ha ha too funny too funny so like it is i'm killing while i'm doing it too yeah so pedophiles are the big ones uh and then also there's this like it's just

them going i want you to take this seriously i'm feeling it and you're going no i refuse to feel it on that level yeah i refuse i didn't watch the Travis Scott fucking trampling, and then I'm making fun of it. I'm on Rogan with Hinchcliffe. And he's like, have you seen it? I'm like, no, don't show it, dude. We're making fun of it. Don't show it.

Yeah, yeah, it makes it more real. And then he's like, no, we're still making jokes, dude. Don't show it. I have not seen it. And then you see it, and you're like, oh, well, that's the end of this segment, because I'm seeing people's. Yeah, when you're hearing child screams. Yeah.

Well, so me and Danny wrote a movie and one of the things, we were going to do like an Epstein thing in the movie, right? Oh, in the movie. Yeah, and we have... I thought we were going to reward ourselves. Reward ourselves.

We bought an island. And we're just going to fuck these sweet, sweet kids. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's a dress for the job you want situation. I want to be a famous director. I go, where do we start? Yeah.

Yeah. I'm good. It's like, yeah, you find out what they're interested in. Like you find out the guy likes golf. That's a manager. That's me finding out little boys. All right. Anyways, you want to get lunch?

We should work together. We should collab. But it was one of the things we like talked about so much was we kind of switched what it is. And the big reason was because it is funny to joke about. But as soon as we had to show it, it was no longer funny. So it's like we could allude to like there's these kind of pedophiles that have this island. But as soon as we have to show a child. Plus the censors are a nightmare're showing that stuff right but even you know

you can't drink a beer on a commercial what do you mean you gotta in a budweiser commercial oh yeah you could just hold it yeah you can now to take a swig even background or not all the swig it at all you can't show drinking a commercial for a beer it's so nuts the you know because of all the old rules and the new rules meeting just these censors. Show kids. It's so great. Yeah, but. They talked about that

for Ali G or Borat. And they were talking about the difference between and they had this in what's it called with the snowball Dumb and Dumber

where they had him throwing a snowball at the chick's face from close distance and it made the directors whatever their names were. The Farrelly brothers. They had her just bleeding and they were dying laughing.

Every test audience they showed it to, they were like, too far. Let's show it to another one. I'm telling you it's funnier. With the blood. And eventually they're like, I guess it's not. People are just feeling it too much when she's bleeding out of her nose afterwards. So they just didn't show it with the blood. Same thing with Ali G or Borat.

Him running with his dick out is very funny when you're in the safety of a movie theater. If you're there and a man's dick is out, now it's real and those people can't find it funny. One step back of a screen allows it to be funny. It's this weird thing of the craft

of comedy. You know what? The biggest one that I've had that it's always also different from the way you look too you know what i mean where it's like i'll have someone else i'll be able to do it and i'll for some reason when i'm doing this even if i'm like you look laughing i go this doesn't doesn't work yeah yeah cheating is a big one for me that that like every time uh i have a joke that involves like cheating i i feel like every dude in the audience is like, what are you doing, man? Like fucking, you know what I mean?

That's me with jokes about usury. Yeah, Silverman can get away with abortion jokes hella. Yeah, yeah. Because she's so cute and like it's funny. And then we do it like, would you force a girl to get an abortion? Right. It's one of the premises of this show. Yeah. I've been talking and it's funny. And then we do it like, would you force a girl to get an abortion? Right. It's one of the premises of this show.

Yeah. I've been talking about it on stage. Whether you're for abortion or against abortion, do you think that it's possible that there's one abortion doctor that got into the game just because he fucking hates babies? You know what I mean?

He's like, stop it. No, that wasn't too bad. I found that abortion stuff isn't that. It was mainly the... Only on the internet. In a comedy club, no one cares. But again, the people that are getting mad at me aren't people that actually like you.

The people that are getting mad at you are very casual fans. That's the thing with that. Because if they knew you, they would be just not watching you at all if they thought this stuff. Or random internet passers-by. Yeah, passers-by.

It's not the cellar, the people who are upstairs eating at the olive tree, and they have to go to the bathroom for this, and they hear something terrible, and they go tell everybody, like, this guy's like this guy's.

Yeah, they're like, is that a comedy show? And everybody's laughing, though. Yeah, but I have to take a shit. It's all these indigenous people who were not at that lady's show saying, how dare you make this joke? And it's like,

you weren't there. The indigenous people there understood the context of this. I mean, they didn't probably, but also they're above trans people in Canada right now. Oh, right now. They're the highest.

They're the highest on the... I didn't. I didn't. The hierarchy of things. That's the Wayne's World. Dot youryourts and cross your lowercase i's lowercase j's ah fuck it well there was one this is what conservative twitter has been very fired up because they basically for pride they had uh a drag show are you topped are you topped into the internet enough that you've heard of this i i don't know i have not heard of it oh okay so basically there is a pride and they basically

have uh they're doing so we've started celebrating homosexuals once a year yeah so there's yeah they're doing this celebration of homosexuals yeah but starting in july shame only yeah yeah and then it's on may 31st there was some pretty good pride ads there was uh i was doing a video about it i mean it's almost like stuff i've been talking about for five years like a little bit so it's not even that funny anymore but they're they did some bangers this year where like the companies like burger king did one where they go you know the worst the companies are the worst their one's great dude it's they did it where they go it doesn't matter like which combo and they basically had a burger that has two bottom buns and then a

burger that has two top buns i love the fact that you're like top and bottom uh-huh that's amazing that's funny wasn't burger king the ones for women's history month that they go or or international women's day where they're like they tweeted women, women belong in the kitchen. Oh, was it? But they meant it as like a nice thing and then they're like, we apologize for the wording of that tweet.

Burger King put the intern in charge of this stuff for sure. It's so funny because most gays, at least in West Hollywood where I first started coming in contact with gays, are just offended

that Burger King exists. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's not how you get a hard body. No, you're not. It's disgusting. Take that shit to Bearville. Yeah, and then they had another one

that was like an airline, and they said that it was kind of similar where they're just like, they had a bunch of seatbelts, and one was the seatbelt going the right way, and then the other one was the wrong way and the wrong way, and they were like, the thing is like, you know, all of this is fine, but it's not in this scenario. Yeah, seriously, seriously buckle up it's like important in case it has to

go down it's like why am i thinking of scissoring right now from an airline commercial i'm like picturing two girls scissoring now he's like either of these is fine like so what next time this the stewardess is like can you put your seatbelt on you're like so you're gay is that yeah it's again that point where like before the pre-flight video they're just gonna show gay porn watch it don't be a bigot dude I love it

well the drag show it's like it's one of those things that if you do watch it there's these drag queens right and they basically they did this one for kids

and then so they're doing kind of like a stripper act for kids and they're these progressive California parents, whatever it was.

It was in Dallas. It wasn't progressive California. I promise you everyone there was progressive. Yeah, yeah, they were quite progressive. So they brought their kids there. And then because it was in a strip clubby thing, there was a sign in the background. It was a grand opening.

So there's a sign that says, you better lick it or whatever, something like that. Yeah, it's not going to lick itself. And I licked it, so it's mine. Wait, if it won't lick says like you better lick it or whatever something like that it's not gonna lick itself and i licked it so wait if it won't lick itself who will lick it exactly the kids in this scenario and they gave the kids money to give them and stuff like that so fake dollars monopoly stripper dollars right and this is so everyone's kind of up in arms about it and i'm sort of like to me you're like i don't believe you're this mad like i'm like yes you're not this mad you're mad because you're required to weigh in yes and and because you know this this makes liberals look like freaks like you're like it's

so obvious to us at this point that's like you're not this mad but like to the people they're hearing it people like god people are angry but and then there also is that if you're that mad about this well here's a list of 20 000 other things you should also be this mad about because like and are you this mad about everything no you're also not gonna be fun to be around if you're also thinking about forced circumcision all day and then the liberals their thing is they won't just admit that it's weird like so that's where it's like everyone's kind of like i remember there's this guy charlie kirk he posted the super bowl when it happened he was like uh this is too sexual and like everyone from every spectrum was like shut the fuck up shut the fuck up that's what they

don't that's what we're missing for some dumb young intern going well i'm offended by this like shut the fuck up and sit down that's a fucking ceo yeah and now they just go we'll fire him whereas this one it was like yeah if you're like liberal you should be like yeah you're right maybe fucking children shouldn't be watching drag queens strip. But weird thing. But also, I'm not fucking like, oh, my God. We'll shoot another one. It's just like seeding the territory almost, too.

Because at first, they were like, we're just going to have drag queens tell a story at a library. And you're like, that's fine. That's not a big deal. And they go, oh, okay. Also, drag queens, if you ask them, they're're like it doesn't mean we're gay that's not gay there's some of us are right that's how many of us are not gay that's a that's a republican view of it but imagine you had a dad that was like took his son to like a strip club or something

like that it would be one of those to lose virginity he's like yeah man i'll take your first strip club i'm like the truth is you gotta publicize which night this is that's what it is you should i think the correct response is for everyone to be like, what are you doing, buddy? Yeah. But not like- I took my buddy to Silver Lake Lounge. I think it was the coolest rock show. It was the fucking coolest fucking thing.

I think it was Silver Lake Lounge. And then I was like, my buddy's skipping. I was like, dude, you gotta find the best bar. It's so fucking cool. And then it turns out they had one straight night a week. And that's the one I went to. Oh, really? And then I took him to a clearly

gay place and he was like why is this cool i'm like you're like last time i was getting so much pussy he's like that wasn't pussy bro i'm like is this a gay night like no this is every night i'm like what and skippy's like wait why are you bringing me here what are you trying to tell me you're asking all these guys go hey hey come here are you gay but i went home with someone white you're just doing all the things and then you're like just bitching you suck in the dick and you're like wait a second that was a way that was a man's dick no i thought that was a chick's dick damn it i'll say with the drag queen thing though it's like when you have kids like putting dollar bills in there. Probably.

You go, okay. I don't think anyone with reason will watch this and be like, this should be happening. But I saw because of the Dallas Drag. What are you doing, buddy? At a Jays game in Toronto, they had a person in drag just dancing in the seventh inning stretch. And people are like, you see this? This is disgusting.

And you're like, that's fine. Dude, who cares? It was a chicken dancing yesterday. That was also weird. Yeah. Calm down. The fun the thing too is that people are so lazy so until you get a hashtag the new thing is you're not homeless you're houseless okay because people they have homes they have whatever and then i'm like well what about people in apartments we're houseless um it's like that's not what we're talking about and they're unable to go okay let me rethink our fucking hashtag yeah yeah yeah yeah that's a a good rethink the hashtag because like we already decided and so when it's like black lives matter

all lives matter stop it that's racist like well no do all lives not matter get racist and like make a new hashtag yeah yeah yeah stop killing blacks and talking to girls where she's like wait you're homeless you go houseless you ever fucked on a cardboard no there was a you ever fucked next to a pee jar there was a there was another good one by the way

New York's the city where the most I've seen it 10 times now you walk by someone and they're just emptying pee out of their car like they're just like really

they're parked and then they're just dumping piss I can't be offended I've done that so many times I mean I've done it it's like New York

like Toronto did you ever spill on someone spill pee on someone threw a full glass of piss in someone's face that's what I did to Brent in my band when we were touring

you threw a glass of piss in somebody's face in Zach Emiko's face he just stapled dollars to his face oh you did it on purpose he was bloody and then I looked at him

and he gives me the eyes of like this is the funny go for it do it he swears that was not the eyes were actually like the eyes were saying please don't i don't know what you're gonna do please don't do it but you know it's communication

break down perfect shot splattered and then just hit the blood and just start i think i remember that come to think of it yes oh my Wow, that's a good one. Oh, my God. No, I was in the band van, and I was like, I used to piss and throw it out the window, but I pissed in a bottle and didn't put the cap back on, and then putting it just goes. Oh, no. That's all over me.

He was the crankiest guy, too. It was like the one guy that was like. Oh, wait, you went to go throw it out the window, and then the wind just poured. That's fucking great. Damn it. Damn it. It's like in Big Lebowski was like Oh wait you went to go throw it out the window And then the wind just poured That's fucking great Damn it It's like in Big Lebowski with the ashes Oh yeah Just pissed And turns around and is like

God damn it Donnie He was not a happy camper Okay one more thing is that Okay so you know how you got the vasectomy Yeah You're familiar with that You got one No no no

But there was this community. We go through Reddit sometimes. And there's this- It's fun. As long as it's not comedy related, it's so fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not going to go through that. Yeah.

We go through Reddits. I still- The last time I was on Reddit really hard was still when it was like sunset threads. What's sunset threads? It's just a thread of like- Just photos of people. It's a great sunset pic. People are like, wow, where is that?

Myanmar, that's awesome. Oh my God, here's one. Now it's the a thread of like a great sunset pick and be like where is that Myanmar that's awesome oh my god here's one now it's the problem with sunset threads not everyone gets sunsets the people who live in valleys don't get that you fucking bigot dude I was thinking about this because the truth is since I moved to New York there other than like you know there was a couple like you know very popular people that you would have had controversies. But it doesn't seem like there's as much of your average Joe Blow kind of open mic or comic becoming a big controversy for kind of something. And I think it's because New York doesn't have a Facebook group. Because every cancellation starts on a Facebook group.

I think they do have like girls a girl's facebook group which is just open micers and then they never take into account that some of the girls on there are still friends with those comics they're like we should fucking make something literally we should make something up to fuck this guy over and they're like hey i'm gonna tell them that and like what the fuck we had a code and like yeah this i don't want to be part of this code thing anymore if you're saying let's make something up. Yeah. No matter where, they all have moles. They all have moles because you can deter a girl pretty easily. Yeah.

People like Corinne who she's a feminist, which is also like, no, I'm actually friends with these human beings. Yeah. So no, I'm not just going to destroy their lives and their livelihoods at some point. I'm like, nah. We had some buddies that were getting into a big fight with corinne and i was like you know i'm friends with her like stop like or whatever right and but also don't care but the reason i was saying was because they were coming into the studio last week and i'm just like

just so you know she's like potentially gonna be here like i know that you're like live in the middle of nowhere and make it all this internet beef but you're gonna have to see her face to face in a week just know that have you guys ever tried to do a podcast while they're doing a podcast no wall in between that would be so fucking fun you could just hear each other and just sue each other for copyright

but this so this antinatalist reddit is a really good one and essentially it's a no you know what? You don't know what Antina? What's Antina? Yeah.

Antinatalist? I don't know. I just made it up. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like you fucking- Yeah, of course. Yeah, I'm an OG member. I'm a gold star.

Yeah. No, this is like a whole Reddit thread. Antinatalist is people who think no one should give birth because we're overpopulated. No one- Yeah. I knew you would be in the game a little bit. Procreation is morally wrong. Procreation is morally wrong.

And then like, why don't you just kill yourself? Because that's taking an act. I think I've read about this. That's taking an act. It's actually- Procreation is morally wrong. Procreation is morally wrong. And then like, why don't you just kill yourself? Like, cause that's taking an act. I think I've read about this. That's taking an act. It's actually, there's, they,

they've come with a reason why they actually have all thought up suicide, but they're like, we've, we thought it, that's not the right way to go either. Yeah. For some reason. They're basically like,

from the look of it, it's like existence is suffering. And so we're just, we don't want to bring people in the world who will like suffer. Right. Yeah. And they have, uh,

they, but it's gotten, uh, there's a lot of controversy in the thing you know what i mean they fight with each other oh they're always fighting and there's a lot of people in this group but people send us these reddits and this one's incredible but you're not an antenatalist you're a personally antenatalist i am yeah you're just a personally i just don't want a kid oh oh right right right right i just don't want to be tied to some fucking SCAS in fucking Kansas City. That's the thing. For the rest of my life. Yeah, this is more thought out.

Because I left it in because she said, like, I don't think I can get pregnant. I'm like, good enough for me. Yeah, because you forgot to put the hot sauce in the condom? Yeah. Fuck that. Yeah, that's all it was. But don't you think everyone could use a little bit of, like antenatal what you do with antenatalism everyone be like hey that thing that you do that's fine but we don't all have to do it oh right yeah it's

like abortion like you can be against abortion for yourself yeah exactly that's what they try to get ron paul on they're like but you're christian right he goes yeah he goes so you're against abortion he goes yeah for me my family but roe v wade protects abortion so i'm a politician so i'll just keep protecting that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm not going to force my wife to have an abortion. That's not how it works. I don't have to carry a gun either. I would.

If you really want to support this cause. That's what Ron Paul's like. I'm not going to force my wife to have an abortion, but my buddy Tony's pretty convincing. I mean, his wife's probably 70. If she was pregnant, I would be like, Ron Paul has 90 kids. When it comes to abortion, I'm old school and liberal at the same time. Like I do support abortion, but I'm like the man should pay for it.

Yeah. Chivalry. Yeah, chivalry is not good. Chivalry and abortions needs to come back. Also just to ensure it happens. Well, that was some of the jokes that I was doing on the internet that people were getting mad at both sides,

but like saying that uh women were equal also women pay uh pay half of my abortion yeah no abortion's not a man's issue yeah women are equal aziz she should have just uh had him call her a cab and gotten home was she a homeless what do you mean get a fucking cab yourself yeah yeah i mean if that would have got him out of that jam that would have been the best fucking $25 he ever spent. Yeah, yeah. That's when being cheap comes back to roost. God damn.

Well, there's this one that I'm going to read because it's making me laugh. Okay, Antinatalist. Yeah. Yeah, we lost touch a few years ago, me and my friends,

and we wanted to catch up and she found out that her close friend is pregnant and I guess she wants me to be surprised and happy for her, but on one hand, I'm glad that she's happy but on the other hand i'm sad that someone who i thought was smart and environmentally conscious is throwing more wood in the fire and we already

have so she's basically she goes any suggestions because i can't help but being uh insulting to this girl so she's at a point where she's going to a baby shower for the girl and she can't help herself by being like, you're fucking happy with yourself? Here's the advice. Don't go. It's obviously, this is not your thing. Don't go. And don't be surprised by someone wanting a kid. You know you're in the minority. That's the... Also,

you think they want to do a fucking invite you? They're probably just like, this is just like an invitation where they go, yeah, just invite her. Yeah, they probably know about your Andy Nadelus thing. She hates fucking kids. She's like against this whole shit yeah i went on a uh anonymous march a long time ago and what's anonymous anonymous is like uh the guy yeah the guy fox people's it's like anti-capitalist yeah yeah okay you know and so we're walking along people are just like coffee shops you know eating whatever and we walk by and people go wake up sheep and i'm like guys this is not the way to get the message out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not your enemy. You're just looking for an enemy. Right. And no one has this idea. So I was watching at the outside. Were they actually yelling that stuff? What?

They were yelling people's faces. Oh, yeah, wake up, sheeple. That's like Gino would be doing that. You're looking for an enemy. They're not there. These aren't your, they're not marching against you. It's just a guy walking his dog?

So I saw this guy, not like, hey, can I tell you about some stuff? It's like, ugh. So I saw this guy walking past from a Palestinian march.

You know, clearly wasting his time, never gonna win. And he was walking by the stand, outdoor show, and Fitzsimmons was on. And he was just walking home. And you know how people had to walk

straight through the crowd. Yeah. Like really in between the comedian and the crowd to get and so he sees this crowd of people and so they just like proudly like raised his sign like in like defiance of a comedy show yeah but in his head like this is i will show them that i stand for this thing and it's like these people aren't even against you. You just feel like you're doing something. Yeah, who is this for? There's no focus to it. I think that a lot of that is the internet because, and that's why I feel like comedians,

it's always... Our job is to point it out. Yeah, but your job is to point it out, but it's also to point it out in a way that they're on board. Where on the internet, your job is to point it out in a way that people that already agree with you find you right right right right right exactly i'll go

to my thread that they already said yeah so it's like you're the same way in real life if you're yeah sometimes you just want to argue with people but sometimes and mostly with comedy it's like either i know i always think about with that with podcasting where i'm like either they already agree in which case like i'm not going to drill it down too much like your audience or they disagree in which case i'm gonna try to pitch it to them yeah i had a a pro-abortion joke that i used religion judaism to like prove and my orthodox jewish friends this is not in this special archivier juke tipping this j June 12th. But in the last one, it was, there's a law,

halacha, that says if someone's coming to kill you, you're allowed to defend yourself up to the point of killing them even to defend yourself. And that includes if they're coming to steal your money, your goods,

whatever. Yeah, so if they're coming to rob you, if they just come at you because they, hey, don't. And like,

I'm saying this, like you are allowed to stop them with force and if they, then you can kill them. If they're stealing from you? Even if they're stealing from you. And this is in the Torah? Yeah.

They like their stuff, eh? Yeah. It costs a lot of money to raise a child. So they're coming to steal that money from you, so you're allowed to have an abortion to stop them from stealing that money from you. And all my orthodox friends are like, no, no, no. I'll show you. It says in tomwood bovley uh section two uh seven they're like dude come on that's a stretch

but but i'm not trying to make them mad i'm trying to make them like funny oh that's great oh shit what are the other Because the new special is Jew. Yeah. What are some of the... We've talked a bit about... Obviously, the funniest to me is the guys that they can't... The loopholes, right? The loopholes.

I have a whole section on loopholes. Wigs is really good. Wigs is great. The people that can't turn their stuff on, so they get you to do it for them. What are some of the other really good ones? Let me think of the loopholes, because I was trying to think of all of them. Joe Harara was telling me that his family does the thing where you can't have the carbs and alcohol in your house for Passover, but there's a website that you can sell someone

your stuff for a dollar. Yeah, so you close off your closet, so you don't actually go in there and get it you tape it off say khametz which is like a sewer which you know whatever not allowed and you sell something for a dollar and then you buy it back for like a hundred thanks for doing the service money so technically you would own ryan you would own me and danny's shit for a while yeah but you never take possession you never take possession but it's yours and so like if you wanted to come in and get it you could just come and be like it's mine it's like well you know i'll walk around to get it and you're like i'll in and get it, you could just come and be like, it's mine. It's like, well, you know, I'll walk around to get it. And you're like, I'll take you to court then.

You could. I would love one of them to be like, nah, I'm not selling it back. The price. It's like, have you seen the price of commodities? This shit's worth way more. Here's another one. You can't acquire anything on the Sabbath. You're not allowed to acquire.

Okay. It's part of doing business. What about people that have like, let's say you're a YouTuber and the money just comes into your account that day or something like that. Okay, so the really strict ones, like the people who like all close down the chicken place on Sunday, whatever that guy's name is.

Who's the guy who has a chicken place? Chick-fil-A? Chick-fil-A. He won't open on Sunday. It drives me nuts that fucking like B&H is not open on Sundays and shit like that. Saturdays. Yeah, like it's very often.

The employees love it. They're like, we get hollers on. But they have a monopoly on, like they're the number one camera store. I know. It's the biggest one and they're not open on an important day. Wait, Friday at two now?

It's like, well, it's winter. Yeah, someone needs to just open up and on one of those. You got to run over there so fast. You got to look at what time sundown is to get over there on Friday. Well, they should just open up like a sister business

that they technically don't own. Yeah. So if you're way strict, you could be like, don't take the money coming in. So like you would pay somebody ahead of time, a you pay them ahead of time like here's your money now Come do the job later, but um Literally just like a different accounting entry. Yeah. Yeah, you could do accounting. Yeah, wait. What's what I was saying fuck

Oh, right, so you can't acquire anything So if I'm going over your house for Shabbat, so I'm going to Danny's house for Shabbos lunch I don't bring him a bottle of wine before Shabbat starts Friday afternoon for Friday night goes I would take my bottle of wine. I go I am without you there. I don't want to bring him a bottle of wine. Before Shabbos starts, Friday afternoon, before Friday night goes, I would take my bottle of wine and I go, I am, without you there, I'm just at my house, I am hereby giving this to Danny. This is his now and I'm just holding it for him. And then when I get over there, I'm like, here's your bottle of wine.

By the way, you're essentially making a contract with God. Yeah. But a binding contract. It's yours. And if I drink it, I'm stealing it from you. Oh my God. Looph you oh my god loopholes jews love loopholes great lawyers hire us yeah it really is yeah i guess that's that's why yeah that's maybe one of the reasons too why jews are good like a lot of popular comedians and stuff like that because it is all like finding it's all the whole society it's all based on logic and how

to like arrange it a lot of the modern western like legal system is based on logic and how to arrange it. A lot of the modern Western legal system is based on a lot of that stuff. Well, that's what happens when you... That's probably because you guys are involved, no? Oh, that's a good point. We probably have to benefit ourselves. We got to get a taste in perpetuity. Yeah.

I fucking love... Got to get a little gefilte-ish. The funniest thing, though, is because you grew up fairly a fairly like religious or thoughts, right? So it's like, my parents are pretty secular there, but they'd still do the stuff for like the,

so then they do like, they do like the, for, for Passover where they go to the neighbor and he gave us a dollar for the fucking like, but then they just, they literally just put it in a cupboard. Do they see that as like how I do Christmas and I'm not kind of,

yeah, but, but there's still, you know, you don't do Christmas to the extent, how I do Christmas and I'm not Christian? Kind of, yeah. But there's still, you know, you don't do Christmas to the extent, like if a part of Christmas you go, yeah, you gotta like, my parents don't want me to throw a tantrum, we're gonna fucking do Christmas, right? Yeah, it's just so,

those things are just fucking insane. Or like leaving out the fucking like wine and at the, you know, at the front door for L.A. That's just fun cultural shit. Yeah, I know. That's not like we have to do this. The selling it is like, you're not getting it. Yeah, the selling door for L.A. That's just fun cultural shit. That's not like we have to do this. The selling it is like, you're not getting it. The selling it is weird.

And then finding out that there's the websites to facilitate this stuff just to remove the friction. It's all different online now. There's a country, isn't there, it might have been an Israel thing,

but they're not supposed to own land one day a year or something like that. So you told me this. So there something like that so you told me this so there's this one you told me this there's this one guy that buys everyone's land for a dollar kind of thing and then he becomes the richest man in the world for that one day every year not bad that's pretty cool i don't that might be not ringing a bell might be islam it might be islam because islam they have you can't get a mortgage under uh islam like you're not allowed so then they have these yeah i think that's what it is so they have you can't like a mortgage under Islam. You're not allowed. So then they have these. Yeah, I think that's what it is.

So you can't borrow money. That's where Jews come in, right? But so they don't allow it. It's bad, like the Catholics or whatever. So they have something where they have loopholes, too, where they can give people mortgages. Child brides. Yeah, you know, that stuff. Yeah, Jews have one.

This is a weird one. You can't loan money to a Jew at interest, but you can to a non-Jew. Intermediary? No, the Gemara just, like, what is that saying? A non-Jew is not people? That you could just get interest off them, but not a Jew? Yeah.

Well, I mean, dude, a lot of people on the internet do not take kindly to the term Shabbos goy, which I did not even really know. What does that mean, like agenda? Just the people who, on Shabbat, they go, hey, can you turn on my electricity? And they think they're like, oh, we're just below you. And, you know, we're just here to fucking do your thing.

If you're coming to the special, when I get to this part, do not yell out Shabbos score. But yeah, it's just, you should take kindly to it. You should. It's nice. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I've seen some of the material. And then Last thing

Is Schwitzing Jewish? Jews and gays Come together on Schwitzing That's where we The bathhouse Where Jews and gay culture meets Where's the gay guy rinse you And the Jew guy

Rinses you financially Yeah exactly Taking the cleaners Yeah Oh you wanna rinse me? Yes Oh shit Well definitely check out Ari Sh shafir's uh taping

this saturday and sunday tickets at ari shafir and if it's sold out i would say show up anyway because we'll we're guessing how many no shows are on covet so like we'll still probably fucking shovel some oh definitely really feel it i made that mistake it's how she went into it yeah people just bought tickets to support people well it's some of that but also yes some i've actually had a few people that did say that they were like yeah i just bought tickets to support and it's like what are you out of your mind send me some cash people buy tickets like three months in advance to a thing where they don't live here and they're like yo we'll travel to new york and then you know what comes closer like it didn't work out that we can travel i had a wedding i forgot about it yeah so you're supposed to go to something on sunday what i said i was supposed to go to the thing with you on sunday and my stupid fucking

we went to some crazy dj event and it's actually pretty fucking wild what's that place broken mirage have you been there you've never been to broken mirage what is it oh it's a bunch of you know like fucking it's like a it's like a brave like edm but it's outdoors it's there's this wall of uh you know kind of like trippy acid stuff and it is the big i've never seen anything like this have you ever like in in a second weekend yeah oh no they have it's a festival no it's not a festival it's a venue it's felt like a festival no it's a venue that's only open when it's warm because it's outdoors in brooklyn it's called a festival. It's a venue. It's not like a festival. No, it's a venue that's only open when it's warm because it's outdoors in Brooklyn.

And they have stuff all the time. It's fucking awesome. I'm headed there. If you see me there, do not fucking, I will be fucked up. Yeah, I didn't because I had to come do a spot at the cellar after. Why did you go?

Well, because I forgot. I was being told this for like two months and then I was like, what? And she's like, I've been telling you this for and I go okay so I went and did my spotless seller and by the way I rushed over because I was like trying to be there as long as possible

and then I got there and then Chris Rock went on and did like 40 minutes and I was like which was cool but like I was like that's the one thing I'm like can you know how much more of this I could have done at my party yeah

yeah I was at a party yeah that being said I didn't love that I feel like I didn't love that. I feel like I don't love. Do you dance? Do you get in there and go all the way? When I have performance enhancing drugs. Yeah, you got to.

Then I do it. Otherwise, I'm just sitting there. I was going to sit there. I had a Coors Light. Me and Nate Bargatze went to, some guy did a guest spot, and he was dating, this guy was dating the tour manager of Chainsmokers, and they were playing at the Bridgestone Arena the next day. So they're like, if you want to go,

we can just get you in no problem. And Nate was like, I'll go with you. And it was Sober October so I couldn't do anything. And it is a fucking Molly show.

Yeah, what are you doing? At least booze. Nate's sober. I was sober for the month that people like recognize like, are you doing Sober October? Like, yeah, I'm not.

And they're like, why would you be here? It is true. That's the whole reason for it. And I don't really get the, I get with a band, you're kind of watching them. The DJ literally does the same thing

for nine minutes. Like there was like... He's getting the party started. Yeah, but if you're on Molly or something, you're like, this is fucking amazing. Yeah, he's the best. I guess.

Well, Dan, anyways, he was supposed to come. Dancing Danny? Dancing Danny. I tap my foot a bit. No, he gets... Danny goes to the Grateful Dead and that sort of things

and he gets down oh nice do do do do do do do do the fucking dog that's great for white people who just go like oh yeah yeah

you don't really it's just different music man uses himself in the music but thank you for coming and at Ari Shafir

on all the all of your social medias and you post cool clips of everyone's stand up try to support it's fun for everybody fun for everybody builds the

fucking I was the and I was like yeah you have a fucking sick Instagram because of that it's like come watch me

I'll show you some good content it's funny I'm not gonna put up chumps you know so come here I'll show you some good clips sometimes and then also

I'll be in Chicago Minneapolis next week the 17th and 18th so tickets that are yeah i've seen some of that material and it's been fucking sick so definitely check that out or if not you'll see it when it gets on youtube if they're too far away yeah wherever it'll come out oh yeah well yeah you don't know where it's coming out okay i might put it on um fuck i didn't know his name i couldn't say it who's the Jew conservative oh Ben Shapiro yeah I was gonna say

I put up Ben Shapiro's in that Daily Wire hey get it on Daily Wire it would be funny if I got it out heavily redacted set on Daily Wire

I just like you're like it's like all bleeps but you're like I wasn't even swearing alright so here's a special Jew coming out on

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And they were like, yeah, it is. Even like sometimes it's like a famous guest or whatever and you're just like it's just cool like seeing the guys that you like hang out with that person you're like it's an interesting conversation watching them on fucking like the polished bullshit on jimmy fallon it's way better yeah tell me about you so it's kind of cool and we have a lot of cool people so thank you this has been the boys cast.