The Boyscast with Ryan Long - Is JP Morgan's Chirayu Rana America's Top Indian Scammer?

Episode Date: May 7, 2026

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This is a big week. Big week. But before we get into it, I thought I would give you the floor. You may have saw at the Met Gala. Yeah. Aaron Rose Phillip, the first black transgender woman with quadriplegic cerebral policy. She signed to a major modeling agency.

She just left the Met Gala. So if you wanted to... Learn my lesson, Ryan. I've learned. I have no comment whatsoever. If you don't want to be a thing? The bidding war for that chick. Do you think there was one?

Oh, my God. It's, that's fucking... I mean, it's, you know, I probably... said another, but that is like the final boss of DEI essentially. Your guy was the final boss. I don't know. The guy that Danny got in trouble. That guy thinks he's the final boss. Right. This is

the real transgender, black, quadriplegic. Right. And yeah, rolling in with the zzzzz. That guy, it is true. That's probably one of those things where the guy with the face issue was, I don't know, whatever his issue was

your boy. Adam something. Adam Pearson. Adam Pearson. He's probably you know everyone's talking to him and then she rolls in and everyone just like she's like tramples over him to get her she's like the shiny new thing man that again it's like when you're talking about checking boxes like at the end of the day you take off all his tumors and he's a white man sure he's a white man with tumors she's got fucking triple bonus points I said the the you know there's the end word and the Chinese people have their C-H word Cheching they're doing good Chinese people have their own endward

Do you get the Met Gala? Every year I feel like I'm just so confused with what's going on I think it's I think at the core of it It's just to raise money for the Mets But is it supposed to be Halloween It's just everybody's wacky Okay so The funniest costumes

Where's like Heidi Colom just has a ghost outfit on She looks like she's got sprayed in semen Okay And then bad bunny dressed like an old guy I like the bad bunny Well that's what I mean though Because at first I was like, this is kind of a bad grandpa situation. This was, I thought it was a wacky fashion thing.

But then if I'm like, if everyone's just wearing a costume, I kind of, that's actually fun. Yeah. Well, it's, yeah. It's Halloween. I think, I think what it is is they're trying to raise money for the Met. That's like the reason it exists. Well, they've got a pretty good scam. And then they turn it into the socialite, like, party, you know, rich socialite thing.

Right. But what a good scam that you've convinced every celebrity to come to your party, do a whole thing to raise money for me. Yeah. I don't know of the celebrities. For my museum. I don't know if the celebrities pay. I think it's all the like, you know,

Upper East Side Socialites pay to be at the same party as the celebrity. Well, it had that vibe. It had the one girl. Sarah Paulson. Do you remember her? I think she's from, I can't remember because she had the dollar bill over her face,

so I didn't know exactly who she was. I think it's the girl from, oh, actress. She's in a million things. You recognize her, but I can't remember. It looks familiar. American Horace in Ocean's. Yes, yes, yes.

Yes. Yes. I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 12 years of slaves she's been in stuff okay yeah but she wore this thing she did like remember aOC did the big tax the rich thing at the rich people thing she did uh dollar bill over her face that you could look over to dollar bill glasses no it basically the dollar bill sleep mask this dollar is essentially a dollar bill sleep mask she fucking phone this thing and like

oh yeah that was uh that was uh like the morning up she's like wait we have to dress up that's like dude like you ever do like a last minute Halloween costume yeah yeah there's this crazy hand on face yeah it's crazy hand on I'm pickle hand man I got a pickle for a hand I think you're right she did what we do when we go out for Halloween and we just come to the studio first and grab the not even because you didn't have I'm a superhero yeah she didn't even have this dog mega guy she's like I'm this what do we think of this and then she's all yes men around her obviously She's really like that. Brilliant.

Brilliant. Did it again. I think you actually hit the nail on the head because, you know, everyone's out here being like she made this statement. Yeah, this statement was that she forgot about this. Yeah. She forgot you. Or like, you know, her, like, Delta lost her luggage or something. You know, something happened.

She was flying in from L.A. Something happened. Lost the luggage on Endeavor. Because otherwise she's just, yeah, she's just wearing a dress. And then she's like, how do you gussy it up? Dollar Bill? Dollar Bill's sleep mask. And you go, well?

What's the point of that? You go, I'm fighting against the rich or something. You go, aren't you rich? You go, the more rich than me, though. I mean, here's the thing. If you have to explain what it is, as much like a Halloween costume, not particularly good.

Right. Well, that was always the guy with the suit on, right? Yeah. I remember people act like John Travolta. You know, John Travolta would wear... In Pulp Fiction? Pulp Fiction. That was like a hot costume, right?

Yeah, yeah. Just wearing a suit. I remember always telling... Anytime my buddy did one of those, always telling girls he dressed up like a businessman? Yeah, businessman. You're just gone, businessman. Businessman.

businessman. Yeah. But also, I mean, I guess the other part of it, everyone's kind of saying, like, you know, she's,

you know, $20 million net worth dressing with a tax the rich is always hilarious, right? But I was thinking, the ultimate tax on the rich is a progressive daughter.

Like, if you're a rich finance guy in New York, progressive daughter, because you're always paying the rent. That is the ultimate, that's the real tax on the risk. And she's trying to, like,

enact policies to make you, like, substantially poorer. Yeah. she's using you as it. Like even me, I think that, you know what I mean? Of course, yeah. Like, she's trying to like ruin the generational wealth.

Wait, you're so, and on top of that, you have to probably she's all about that stuff. So she's always bugging you to, you know, and don't donate to this, donate to that. You're basically redistributing hundreds of thousands of dollars to a humanity faculty for no reason. Yeah, for yeah, basically no reason. Yeah, her thing was

called, The ultimate tax on the race. She called her, the name of her look, uh, the one percent. which is odd because she used a $1 bill, you fucking... You might want to go out of the Benji for your 1%. She couldn't grab a Benji.

She's also in the 1% very likely. What do you mean? Of course. Being in the 1% is like... I mean, it depends on age, I think. But if you're 40, like her age, being in the 1% is like you have

$4 million. Of course, yeah. You know what I mean? She's in the 1%. Yeah, she's been the 0.1%. Probably. Yeah. But the 1% is.

dollar bill was phoning it in yeah what about wearing like an IRS mask and you go this is uh represents one percent of people who pay 50 percent of all the taxes you go the other way you go the other way like that's like gets people buzzing you get people that is actually how you'd really get people buzzing and you say i'm like an apology but i'm a thank you booth for the people who actually pay taxes yeah yeah like you was funding the operation you have like Elon Musk's task task uh tax return or whatever you're just like wearing it and you go what's that he goes it's just a show you know i must pays way more taxes and then all these poor people. Right.

And also, I have like a booth that's an thank you booth. Oh, yeah, that would be a good one. Just wear a mobile

kissing booth, like Halloween style. Yeah, but it's a, it's more of a thank you. You know when you give a card to someone and everyone signs it? Uh-huh.

You're like a poster board with thank you Elon Musk for paying everyone's taxes. So you show up to the Met Gala and it's a thank you note to Bezos and Musk. And then there's a pen that's sort of like on a string

hanging in. Yeah, yeah. And then you saw it. It's like a big card. It's a big, it's a big, it's a big, thank you for paying all the taxes. Yeah, I like it. And it's to the white man. To the white man.

So you show up, had the Met Gallup with that. I probably wouldn't go over that well. No, it wouldn't go over great, but. So just, okay, before I really get into it here, I do want to do, and if you have your dates, I want to do a quick announcement, because I'm coming, I'm doing these 2,000 person venues in, in Halifax and Kitchener. Yeah. So these big ass.

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Okay. So her name is the guy's name, Chiran Yu, Raina. Now, this has been. there's, listen, there's obviously this week. Justice for Chira Yu. There has Chiru. Is that how you spend it? I have no idea. There has been obviously there's a lot going on with the

Strait of Hormuz. Yeah. There's a lot of going on with Iran. Dubai's getting bombed again. Dubai is getting bombed again. A lot of the European countries had like a gay environment meeting where they went up and just sort of shake each other's hands like, you know,

sick we're gay. Environment's awesome. We're gay. Do you love the environment? Love the environment. High five. But it's really hard to pay attention to that. When the biggest story, every single day,

there's a new, Chiranu, what's his name? How do you say this? Chirayu Rana. Chirayu. It sounds like a... It sounds Japanese,

but he's definitely not Japanese. Well, it sounds like a character from a Mortal Kombat or something, right? And by the way, this has been probably my... I've been really deep into this one. thing. Yep.

But this has not been a good week for victims, allegedly, period. No. Blake lively just took the biggest L. this morning. What happened? So, well, because this has been going on forever, right? This whole thing that Baldoni is vindicated? Baldoni not only vindicated, but her final thing in the court was so they kept

kind of, Baldoni kept kind of winning, right? Yeah. And then, like, Dino, RJ had the funniest line where he goes, the only thing Baldoni's guilty of is doing nighttime stuff during the day. Wouldn't she start doing crying? She turned on the waterworks? Turned on the water work. They went to court.

Then basically at the end of it, it went from, I want all this money to like, I just want a public apology. And even the judge was like, not, you're not getting shit. And so was she going to have to pay him money? She might have to apologize. Because I thought the whole thing was that she like fucked him over so badly that it like ruined his life. I don't think there was a final verdict what he gets. But yes, that's that is where it's going. Okay.

It's looking like Baldoni is walking away real victorious, you know what I mean? I hope he gets paid. I also read as thing because right now it's a very big exposed time where it's hard to,

obviously there was a where everyone believes everything immediately and it was questioning it was wrong. Yeah. It's kind of the opposite right now where every, people are going through every last bit of history

being like, was this guy telling it? Dude, I saw the whole thing that catch me if you can. Yeah. Oh, I saw that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

saying like, They're saying it's complete bullshit. Yeah, made up the whole thing. Everyone, well, that guy made his money, so who gives his shit? He's, you know, but basically, they're saying like, no, that guy didn't go and be a doctor for three. Right. And also, who cares? It's just like, yeah, so he fooled.

Well, I care a little. But it's like, yeah, he fooled some movie producers. He fooled everyone, though. Yeah. I bought in. Well, I bought in because of the movie. I've never. I assume they do their due diligence.

Right. But you're like, regardless, you go, the movie was good. Yes. So you're like, I don't know. I want to not. It's not like some person who's like, oh, you know, it's, I went through, you know, my family was murdered and all this crazy shit. And then they're like, yeah, you made that up for a movie. I feel like that's worse.

But, well, they do do that sometimes where they do a big murder story. I mean, again, this almost is like a catch me if you can like meta. Well, that's right. Because it's like, it's like, catch me if you can on catch me if you can. He got away with a scam pretending to scam people. Yes, I know. Like now he's just like, I got away with it. You're not taking my residual.

This guy was like some bum. Yeah. Well, this is the farthest version of it. Is the guy was cashed and some bad checks. Sure. And he was doing a bit of pretending he's this and that,

you know? And then the farthest version is this guy was a pie, he was pretending, walked in and pretended to be a pilot. So they backed it up by being like not. I wonder if we'll get like a catch me

if you can part two about him scamming the producers. Right. Yeah. Well, that is if you want to go that way where you're just like, well, no, I am the ultimate. That was part of this. That was...

This has been a giant scam. It's called the long game, people. Helen Keller's... So Johnny's indicating that he also doesn't believe it. Oh, Helen Keller is a big conspiracy. Yeah, big conspiracy. I mean, there was a part of where they said Helen Keller was driving a plane at one point that seemed pretty fake.

Yeah. But... I mean, the conspiracy is that it's her helper was just... Like, what do you say now? Yeah, she couldn't read, yeah. She couldn't do any of the stuff. She'd be like, what are you saying? And then it was all just the helper who was just basically pretending to be her.

She was communicating being like, oh yeah, and she says this. Yeah, and it was never. She wasn't saying anything. She was just stuck in her deaf mute bubble. She was just sitting there doing nothing. Yeah. She had no idea what was going on. And her helper was just like, yeah, she's saying all this crazy stuff.

It's all very possible. Very possible. Did Anne Frank, who my wife mistakes the two quite often? Helen Keller and Anne Frank? Yes. My wife thinks Helen Keller died in an attic in the Netherlands. It happens. Fair.

Yeah. It happens. But yeah, everyone that had a big legendary story, a lot of them are getting turned over right now. Yeah. But first and foremost, the most important one is my boy. We'll call him Raina. Uh-huh. Last name Raina.

Rona. Rona. Rona. Because he, at first I was sort of saying when this first story broke, you know, this is when we were coming back. from Vegas. It seemed like this is an equality thing the other way where you're just like, oh my God, we've reached full equality. There's a dude

at his, he works at J.B. Morgan. His boss tries to, his female powerful boss abuses their power. He was not gross by any stretch of the way. Not gross. Trying to smash. Then this guy's going to get a big payout for it. Yeah, he's not even like married. He's married. Oh,

was he? I thought he was not married. That's why she said your wife, your fishhead wife. Oh, oh, fish head, right, right. Okay. Sorry. With the can, and she don't have canons like me. Right, right,

okay. But then it turns out there's full equality where guys are doing false accusations to get money. Yes. That being said,

it did not, I'll tell you, at the very beginning, as soon as it came out, the first thing that I did think was no one calls Indian dudes Asians except for Asian,

except for Indian dudes. Yes, this doesn't pass the sniff test. Oh, definitely doesn't pass the sniff test. Like the thing with her, with his cousin, did you read that part?

This is the new, one. This is the new article that came out. Yeah, with his cousin and his cousin was like, he could hear them like yelling. She's like, come fuck me now. And he's like, no, I don't want to. And then she, he's like cousins in from India sleeping on his couch. And she comes out and she's like, you want to fucking do a threesome with the both of us?

I want to suck you off too. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, no, no, ma'am. No, thank you. No, please, sir. Please, ma'am, please, ma'am. Yeah. This guy, he goes, didn't even hit her with a please open.

Nothing. It's not. believable. Indian guys on the couch, girl comes out, looking to suck you off. The guy goes, oh, no, no, no.

Kind of hot white chick and just like, oh no, thank you. Not only no thank you, I would hate that. No Vigene. No Vagin, no Bob. H. Vagin.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, this is after he got busted because he was riding high. Yeah. And he got busted for people being like, this guy is full of shit,

and there's a whole bunch of reasons. Yeah. And then now he's like, well, that's funny, because my cousin saw it. Yeah, yeah, my cousin saw all this. My cousin heard me crying when she tried to suck me off. So explain that.

I'll say, when it first came out, the memes were so funny. Oh, it was just, and this is where when it happens to a guy, like no one gives a shit. Of course. You know what I mean? And it was funny, though. Which he was like 500 pounds. There would be some sympathy. Another one.

And not for me. there would be more versus the zero yes but not a crumb from me yeah we have that scenario in our own life I know we know multiple guys they were like I was like blackout drunk and like a woman that was big girl big girl took took them took them home and then the guy sort of happened it was like during me too like they're the height of me too he was like yeah this happened and everybody was like it's like yeah keep that to yourself man this is not about you right now I did have a bit of that where I did a joke about it, and I had a somewhat of comments of being,

of dudes being like, oh, so a man getting a sexually assaulted isn't, you know what I mean? Yeah, right. What was, they would just be like, oh,

so that's funny, like no one wants to take men's sexual assault seriously. Correct. Well, if it was by a guy, I would. Oh, yeah, by a guy,

you're like, that's maybe worse. Yeah. If it was by a dude, that's why I was kind of, doing a joke where they, you know, wouldn't talk about hate crimes. Yeah. And you get more time if you killed them because they're gay. And you're just like, well, what's worse than being killed for being gay? I go,

probably being killed for not being gay. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? You're going to be gay or I kill you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good point. The reverse hate crime is actually maybe worse. But I was thinking that guys, people treat men's issues sort of like a, like an oil spill. You know what I mean? You're just like, don't, no, don't go over there. Yeah, yeah, just like, that sucks, dude, but don't.

Get some sawdust. Throw some sawdust on it. Right. Like red green style. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Toss some sawdust on there and that'll be all fixed up. But to me, that was girl stuff where if, and listen, I understand there's some guys here who there's an egregious version where you go, I was fucking 11 years old.

Of course. And my female teacher was like, you know what I mean? There's situations where it's extreme, but you go, you're. your buddy got too drunk and then his co-worker sucked him off you go there is zero scenarios where you're gonna if anything yeah you're not getting sympathy you're a bitch for you know yeah it's like you just yeah like the fact you even brought this up it's like this is the type of thing you never tell anybody take it to the grave yeah or tell your buddy's like by the way this has happened to me yeah this also has happened to me yeah buddy i was so drunk fell down a flight of stairs past

out, a girl dragged me to my room like a caveman. This fire name carrying you. She's like over her fucking shoulder. It's like, do, do, do. Yeah.

And then literally, my friends watched it basically. And then, yeah, in the morning it was like pretty wild. Yeah, that was a butt. That's a lot.

Yeah. Like, I wasn't like good for her. I was like, all right. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Yeah. I was just chalked that up for a story. Pretty crazy. Yeah. But there's definitely guys at J.P. Morgan at the time. That was the main meme that was, you know, J.B. Morgan, everyone running to get their job at J.P. Morgan. And I worked at J.P. Morgan.

I like, that was his stupid pension or whatever. Sure. Yeah. These guys are smashing the old-fashioned way. The question is, what's the real story here? I can't imagine he just randomly singles out this chick. Like, maybe she just, like, is a, What, a terrible boss?

Like, if we're trying to get down to the story and he's just trying to... Like, there's got to be something there. Indian scammer. This is... This is full... But he works at J.P. Morgan. Like, he probably makes, you know, half a mill a year.

Well, you have to start with how has he been picking up girls? He's been trying to do girls the old-fashioned finance way, right? Which is, uh, you go on hinge, try to find an Asian, from Asian woman from flushing. Yeah, nice watch. And then you take her to a hundred dollar dinner where she's fleecing you, like a chump. And then, you know, now he was trying to do it.

The, the new way. that wasn't working. He was like, okay, well, I need a new scam. He didn't start with that scam, by the way. Right? Did you know his other scams? No, what were those other scams? So the first scam was he said his dad was dead. Oh, I saw that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he lied to get time off work. He said his dad died. Yeah, it is a history. Yeah, he's a history. He said his dad died at work and then they talked to his dad. Right. The news had his dad come in and they're just like, and the dad goes, no, I'm very much alive. and my son's a good good kid and the dad and the son's probably just like he didn't communicate with his dad

right he didn't tell his dad well I mean you can't really get your dad to pretend to be dead but again if this is the other way around this was a woman I could have got if in and she was like she made up a thing for being like I need to get off work so I said my dad died this would not factor into the overall

you have to treat it with more caution and care when it's a woman yeah it currently is not that's why when people are just like oh so it's so it's when a man happens to a man it's not funny go, or it's funny or whatever, and I go, listen, like, if you want to, if you want to make a guy, internet, girl internet, this is jurisdiction of male internet. I mean, this is objectively funny.

This is jurisdiction of the boys' internet. Yes. And that kind of, oh, is he okay? That's not what we do here. Yeah, yeah. Like, just the notion that she's like, come, fuck me. He's like, please, I don't have anything left. Right.

Go home. When a woman accuses a man of something, at the beginning, at the very, very least, it's jurisdiction of female internet. So you're sort of like, if you have a contrarian view, you're sort of poking your way. Yeah, you're firing up a burner account to drop a comment. You're like, I'm not doing this from the main. You're

handling with, you go, everything, I'm, listen, all of that, terrible if it happened really bad. However, it doesn't add completely up. Seems like there's some holes to the story. Right, like if you're talking to a woman in your life about that and it's not really adding up, you have the talking of voice for you.

Jiminy Glick style. And then after like three weeks, if a lot starts to come out, then it's a little more like lying, right? Yeah, but if it's a dude, there's this jurisdiction of male internet. Yeah, I agree. I saw the best meme the other day.

It was a Canadian meme when I was in Vancouver because I seen all the Canadian memes. And it's, uh, did I tend you this? I don't think so. Oh, it was, um, uh, because it was just my exactly how I have like five buddies. And it was, uh, it says when your buddy's 12 beers in and you hear him at the other side of the bar saying, oh, buddy doesn't apologize, eh? Oh, buddy doesn't say sorry, eh?

When he puts him into you. I was like, it was like, I've been in that exact scenario 40 times. Oh, yeah. Oh, fucking buddy just bumps into people, eh? Yeah. Throw some hands. You know, you know it's time to get him out of there. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. I played fucking junior B hockey 15 years ago. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Something proof. But also, so just on the topic of that, of how the men's problems and female problems

kind of get treated differently, right? I also think that another point that doesn't get said enough, and you, I actually know you, I think you might even have jokes about these kind of things. I think you would agree that the amount of things that women will say that they have to do because of men, where there's a big one,

online where a woman was talking about the amount that like women have to buy a new outfit for everything. They go women have to buy a new outfit for every event they go to and men can just wear the same thing over and over again and go, I read that and I go, I didn't even really know that women did that.

Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's why there's like those huge companies now where you can rent clothes. That's a good idea, by the way. Yeah, yeah. It's like you can rent a dress because you're like, I'm going to wear it one time anyway. So it's like, why am I? Which is a good idea. Yeah. But that is, there is zero guys that cares.

They should say, because of how toxic gays are, I have, well, also. And women. Look, also, I will say this. Like, women think you're like, oh, if I wear a thing twice, like, nobody will notice. If you wear the same thing every day. Five times. Yeah, like, if you wear like every time someone sees you, you're like, oh, you're wearing the same thing.

Well, you just put some, put some space in between. Yeah, you put some space in between. Exactly. And then in your mind, you're like, oh, yeah, but you probably wore ten. It's just like the road. caught you on the rotation. Yeah, yeah. Kind of thing.

But, yeah, I mean, women think that you're like, yeah, you can just wear one thing once and nobody cares. Maybe other women. People do care. But they aren't men. Yeah, yeah, but like maybe other women will notice that. Like, guys don't notice that unless it's egregious. Yeah, but being up to a woman and you're just like, this, back to back, are we?

Yeah. I did date this girl once briefly. Back to back, are we? Ew. Who kind of did wear the same thing all the time. You did notice? Well, it was weird because it was kind of like, I'm like, You just wear the same sweater every day.

Nazi uniform. It was kind of like at some point I go, this is kind of weird. Free Derek Chauvin. Every day. Every day. It was weird. UK woman took a big, they had a post where the UK women Twitter account. They posted any job is a woman's job.

Any job is a woman's job. And it said like 20 times. And then the comments were, this is my favorite one. someone just goes, Grock, what are the percentages of women in the workplace for these two categories? One, workplaces with air conditioning. Two, workplaces without air conditioning? Grok goes, according to the data, women are 11% of not air conditioning workplaces. That sounds about that.

There are often 50 to 70% of jobs that have air conditioning. That's so funny, too, because that is a common complaint among women who work at offices. It's too cold. It's too cold. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. They go, I have to like, I can't work. wear like some scandalous thing. It's too cold.

And guys are walking around in suits so they feel fine. Mm-hmm. Yes. So damned if you do, damned if you don't. You are damned, yes. You have to almost segregate the office. It's the only way to do it. Yeah, by gender and race. Well, it's already kind of done that way. That's true. So, okay, so he started out. He was getting a bit of heat. How long would you say he had before everyone started turning on this guy?

It feels like 24 hours, maybe. He had a good 24. 24. Well, it was just, the whole thing is so unbelievable. Yes. I think at first people were like, whoa, and then people were like, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah. This just doesn't make sense.

The slurs for me, it was like I, you know, you know, I know a lot of Indian people, obviously. I guess you do too. And then so I remember even like our generation, they're almost none of the Indian people I know were even trying to push like we're Asian, South Asian. It is the ethnicity they check on the box. That was more of like their parents generation. Yeah. Trying to be like, no, we're also Asian. Everyone's just like, listen, we're not doing that.

Yeah, well, I get like, yeah, they're trying to be like, hey, because you know, technically. Technically, we're from the continent of Asia. No, you're brown. Your, your category is brown. Correct. Correct. Again, it's, if you don't have slanty eyes, you're not Asian.

You're not. Russell. At least to the West. At least to once you're here. The ignorant West, we're like, you're not Asian. Yes, exactly. Asian is what we call slanty eye people. They got it cooking a little bit in Britain

But even like Russell Peters What's his special? Red, white and brown. Why? Because he's like, I'm a brown guy. Of course. They don't refer to themselves as, I'm not saying never,

but never in a way that's stuck. No. And if it is, it's always coming from inside the house. Yeah, yeah. So no white people ever call a brown guy Asian. It's like almost, it's almost a signal

if you're like a white person to sound sophisticated when you refer to them as South Asian. Oh, for sure. You know what I mean? You're like, oh, yeah, yeah. And you go, where is that again? I go, Indian.

And you never do it the way that she did it where she goes, your Asian wife. Yeah, yeah. And then on top of that, when she goes, Fishhead or whatever, right? Fish had Asian, yeah. I'd have never heard that slur. No, I've never heard fish head before.

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So his fabricated sex assault claims, apparently he asked, he had a legal chat bot that he went through. And he asked it for advice saying he was sexually assaulted by a guy that works at his building. Okay. So, or that works at J.P. Morgan, right? So one side, you could potentially make the argument that the reason he was doing this is because I just wanted to make it a guy at first because then I'd get the right answer. Right, yeah, yeah. Maybe. Yeah, yeah.

Like if it was a woman, they would give a different answer. But when you start stacking these things together, you go, this guy lied about his dad being dead so we could get three months off. Yeah. During those three months, he's talking to this, doing these three months paid vacation, he's talking to his legal chat bot asking what his. what he can do if he was assaulted by a guy. Sure. And look, these are,

this is a, you know, J.P. Morgan, like, probably, I don't know, he's like, what, in his 30s. It's like,

this is the kind of job. Who, J.P.? No, No, he's got to be older. This guy's? No, I'm saying, J.B.

Oh, Jay Pee. Jump here point. But, he probably works like 120 hours a week. Like, he does that stuff where like people drop dead from like just overwork.

Yeah. You know that stuff? So probably it was grinding on him and he's just like, I don't know if this is for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm lazy. You need the three months off.

Yeah, like I didn't, I want to be like a tech guy who works like 60 hours. I want to be playing in the ball pit. Yeah, yeah, right. He's just like, you know, you sign up for this Wall Street stuff. It's not for everybody. Wall Street's a gambit. Brutal. It's brutal.

So in terms of the hours they require of you, especially when you're younger. So it sounds like it just like wasn't for him and he's just looking for an exit strategy. That's generous. I would say this is scam artist through and through. Yeah, yeah. But I'm saying, he's not doing this because he loves his job and wants to say a J.P. Morgan or in finance in general. That, I understand, but you're sort of painting a picture of this guy that was in this, you know, life of working 80 hours a week and this grind and he just couldn't take it anymore and he had to figure a way out. I'm painting a picture of this guy was scamming in high school.

He probably scammed his way through university. And this is, yeah, but the thing is, Wall Street. There's like way better ways to scam. He's, it's like you work at a scam. It's like, why are you like just, you know, do some insider trading like everybody else. Okay, I'm listening. You know what I mean? Like there's, you work at a scam.

So like, just do other scams. This is, like, in his mind, he's like saving face almost. Why not go in reservation scam? Why are you going to? Yeah. Like, why are you, you're, why are you on Canal Street selling fake watches when you could be selling fake pensions? Yeah. Like, there's just like there's so many scams to be had working at J.

That is a good point. Okay, I'm on board with that. Then next what happened is he had the stuff with his dad and there was a few other things coming out and this was the one Danny mentioned where he brought his cousin into the thing which to me you go, this guy's accused

of line and stuff and then three days later oh yeah, I should say he retracted his lawsuit and then his reason was he goes well there was a few there was a few things we we wanted to change because we made a mistake

yeah we we missed some stuff we miss some stuff he came back like three or four days later after this thing blew it up put the new lawsuit in and the new lawsuit he was like the big change from my understanding was also my cousin was there watching it

JP Morgan JPM Morgan banker Rina files new claims against exec including a lurid threesome invitation and my original joke that I posted where I said that his original claim imagine pitching that to your wife if you were in that situation where it was true

if he was right where he goes this woman sucked him off five times against my will and I came home to your wife and just being like I gotta tell you something I've been abused I've been abused yeah which is kind of out of the chick playbook yeah it has been

they cheat on you and they go there's definitely that's happened yeah so yeah I don't yeah so he did have a wife I don't, where was his wife in all this? Life might be in on it. That's what I'm wondering. So you're like, you're at this apartment, your cousin sleeping on the couch,

she's fucking yelling at you for fifths. Come here, time to suck you off. He's like, please know, where is the wife this whole time? Is there any scenario? Don't you generally live with your wife? Maybe wife was out of town? Yeah, I'm having trouble finding that. That's, I mean, what is-

Johnny, can you look that up on Chad GPD? Where was the guy's wife? Yeah, well, I'm trying to find it here. And I'm on the Bollywoodshadies. Nice. And yeah, it's hard to find some, I think, now this narrative has been, this is about the wife,

has been contested by one of Chariu's friends who claimed that the accuser faked his marital status. The acquaintance said, apparently the guy doesn't even have a wife and where's a fake wedding room. So this guy might just be an actual, apological liar. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah. This guy, I mean, he looks like an AI character, by the way. He looks, yeah, he looks like he's on like, he looks like a Joe from family guy. Right. So my wife thing was just a joke It's actually not really that relevant To the situation

But can you imagine any scenario Where there's a woman Sucking you off against your will Multiple times First of all, if a woman's sucking you off Yeah Like she's in the lower hand position physically You could grab her hair off of her

Yeah Like in what scenario multiple times After you finish obviously But that's what I'm saying Like what are we talking about? She's using a lot of teeth What's the issue here And why she at your house at 4 a.m.?

I guess if you're, like, married and you're like, this is bad. Right. But yeah, why she at your house at 4 a.m. Like, again, the guy lives in a doorman building. Just be like, hey, see this photo. Do not let her up. Or when she buzzes up and knocks on the door, you look and you just like, hey, sorry, I'm sleeping. Well, she doesn't even get to your fucking, like, nobody could, you can't even get to the thing.

And then also, yeah, yeah, yeah, they buzz you up. You say no. 4 a.m. You go, I'm sleeping. Doorman buzzes you up and you go, yeah, I'm sleeping. Can't pretend to be sleeping? Well, he knows. Yeah, what are you supposed to do?

The girl wants to suck you off. Some people are saying that he even, they think he might not even be Indian. They're saying in this article that he's actually from Nepal. Love it. Which I don't even know the difference. I know they're different countries, obviously, but in terms of ethnicity stuff. This guy is a scammer through and through. And to be honest, there was a chance he could have got away with a little payout, had this not blown up.

He went too big, too quick. Like, yeah, did he think this wasn't going to be like some big story? Yeah, that's what he thought, because he thought he was going to get his payout and they would have kept it hush, hush. Hush, which has happened many times, probably. Mm-hmm. Probably, yeah, when it's the other way around. Yes. It's like a Roger Hale situation, maybe, but.

No question. There's people got paid out, right? Uh-huh. He woke up to her drunken antics. Again, how did she get in the house? He attempted to go back to sleep, but it completely, this is the cousin, by the way. He attempted to go back to sleep, but a completely naked Hagini woke him up. So this is what his story is.

So I'm staying at your house, right? How'd you get naked? How'd you get in your house? Right. What do you mean? Like, you're just, you're acting like she just, like, manifested me. So now it's two guys and they can't take her. This is me and you, we're staying in a condo, right?

Yeah. This guy's, like, pretty big. This guy looks like he must be six, five. Right. Woman walks in. He is a big guy. He was actually in a, someone took a photo of him. Remember how, like, Mondami was in my video randomly from before.

someone did a fashion blog that was kind of famous randomly had a photo of him as like a high fashion guy walking down the street and he's yeah he's a big guy yeah so this is me and you in a condo i'm sleeping on the couch yeah i hear you saying no please stop no i can't please please please no and then i try to go back to sleep then she comes out naked and she goes you want to come in here during that time you're still lying on the bed yeah yeah she's told you not to move right each of all, you're going to take an instruction, I suppose. She told you not to move. So she comes out, I'm going to get Ryan.

You're still lying on the bed waiting to get, you know, ah, please, I'm going to get Sundar, don't move. Yes, ma'am. Yes, ma'am. Yeah.

So she comes down. We have to pretend like it's the, an Indian guy's worst nightmare to be woken up in the middle of the night by a naked, hot white chick. It's just like, not like it's their absolute. top to your fantasy. It's actually

their worst nightmare. I think every guy's fantasy is you go sleep at your buddy's house and then some hot chick wakes you up and asks to suck you off. That's like what porn when they had, you know, like actual backstores like that's what you used to be. Exactly. So you're just having a nap and some hot

naked chick wakes you up. Time to fuck. No! Hedini sat on the couch. He was sleeping on lit a cigarette. So you're still in the room at this point on the bed can't move. Well, she's in the couch. Lit a cigarette in your house, by the way. Sure.

You know, fancy fancy, fancy. Yeah, yeah. Condo, which isn't that fancy because it's only one bedroom. Yeah, butt ass naked. But ass naked. We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Okay. No, please miss.

Yeah. Lit a cigarette on the couch, began begging that he joined them in the bedroom. and this is after he heard her in the bedroom with him and the guy saying, please, stop! No, I can't take any more head! And look, I guess not every guy is like a double-team some chick with your pal or your cousin kind of guy.

I do understand that, but maybe the cousin was like, well, take you for a spin on the couch. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, why wouldn't the friend, yeah, the friend would be, she's like, oh, I need you have three-some. He's like, listen, how about we just do it right here? Yeah, just right here.

And then I'll say, 45 seconds. I know. After then she returned to the bedroom. She finished her cigarette, finished begging his cousin to suck him off. It's like a horror movie. Like the door opens just her naked silhouette. He's like, no, not again.

And by the way, I will be clear that I'm not saying that the percentage chance that there's this like drunken, sloppy mess at J.P. Morgan that is coming over trying to suck off guys. Yeah. What I am debating is in the off chance

that did happen, which is possible. Yes. They either did it or didn't have to do it. Yeah. You could, again, just pretend you're sleeping. Unless he's saying that she, like, she has direct boss. Like, it's this whole thing where, like, she was going to fire me if I didn't do this stuff. Yeah.

And you just be like, okay, well, I mean, record it. Yeah. Like literally, every time you're around her, your iPhone fucking voice notes is running and just get it on. Go, listen, I can't. I obviously can't. He goes, I don't want to have sex with you to save my job. you know and then just get her being like you listen up brown boy brown boy toy you're gonna let me suck you or you're gonna be in the fucking unemployment line yeah and you're like all right you got a

dead to rights and by the way this is a if she was that much of a drunken mess she's gonna wake up in the morning and be like um so i'm fucking retarded i'm so sorry no she wakes up in the morning she's like see it a night i'll be back don't try and pull that shit where you tell me you're sleeping I know you're not sleeping. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you're not sleeping. She goes, I caught myself a key. I cut myself a key. After returning to the bedroom, he could hear the pleading.

No, no, no, you have to leave. I'm not going to do this. Please stop. Which, again, maybe is possible. Hageni left the apartment later in the night. Stunned Rana emerged, sharing the story of how she constantly harassed him and forced him to engage in sexual behavior

and gave him head. Now, the first four times that she gave you head against your will, maybe don't let her in the fifth. Yeah, not the fifth. Also, it says here that he did launch a lodge, an internal complaint at J.P. Morgan. J.P. Morgan claimed they investigated it. It found no evidence. And they tried to investigate it, and then the guy goes, he wouldn't participate in the investigation. Well, then he left J.P. Morgan last year, got a job at a place called Bregal SageMount, at which point he left that place within a year. So, you know, it seems like he just, Wall Street's not for him.

He also, he's been doing parts of the scam. He went to a therapist and he got a therapist to sign off on that he has PTSD. But again, all that is just anyone could fake, uh, yeah, I can't sleep. I wake up with nightmares of what happened. It sounds like PTSD. Can you write that down, please? Right. A PT sucking dick.

You know, it's funny. I did, um, uh, the, this is less Indians and more, I did a video with Ed Zarjik where I always like the Shara Khan stuff and we did a there's this like famous Shara Khan Indian scene and she wanted to do a like a remake of it like as if it was white people doing the Shavrachan thing so in the scene like it's very over the top acting right

so Shavir Khan like all that Indian acting in Bollywood it's very very like I will never leave you like it's so 400 dancers come out right yeah yeah then the dancers come out so it's over the top So I did the joke was I did it the other way where he's reading this very he's faking reading this whole thing and I was just like I will always love you. Yeah, and he's when he wrote that and I mean like I said it like jokingly. Okay. So many Muslims were in the comments. Muslims? Yeah, it was a guy's named Muhammad. Do the Indian dudes get comedy? Right. This is, you know what I mean? The Muslim guys are more serious. Okay. Not that the Hindu guys get comedy more than the Muslim guys. Yeah, yeah. Not a big sense of humor on the Muslims is what you're saying. Yeah, I don't want to say completely. That's not, like, some of them do, some of them don't.

But like, if you get Hindu Indians, they kind of like more, see, they more knew the joke I was making. The Muslim guys were mad. Okay. And they go, huh, the biggest comment I got was just like, ha, not even close to the amount of emotion Sharikon has. And you go, yeah, that's the joke. It was like, imagine this was without, like, a white guy doing it without emotion. But people were like, like, people do not like when you make, but then I was joking because we did this video and it like went viral. I was like, I'm going to be Gary Owens for Indians.

Yeah. That's funny. You know what I mean? Like, I just develop this huge Indian fan base and I become like the Gary, how Gary Owens is for black people. That's me for Indians. Just me in like two years just coming out like, eh, like I'm coming out. It's literally our buddy Paul.

Paul, but he's also, he's more of black guys. Yeah, he has more black guys, but he's just like, knows all the Indian records. He knows how to, if you give him like an Indian wedding. Yeah. And let him do a speech. Oh my God. He will tear the heaven. down.

It'll be crazy. It'll get so, the elephants will start trampling. Like, elephants trampled 45 people. Amazing wedding. Yeah, you know,

Paul Thompson definitely knows how to rock with the Indians. Yeah. But I'm like a junior version of that. Sure. But yeah, I love the idea of being the Gary Owens for Indian.

It's coming out. It's probably a big market for that. Yeah, I get the job on Hockey Night in Canada, finally. Just in a turban Was it two Indian guys and a woman?

Yeah. Do you think they'd Cricket Night and New Delhi extends the same courtesy where they have two bros? I don't know. They don't have bros. They don't have women.

They're doing it right. Everyone here knows when you're haggling with the guy for three hours straight. So that was sort of the top to bottom of that. It was a bad a bad week for false accusations. Yeah.

safe to say bad day for scammers yeah we'll see this isn't the last we've heard of this okay are you giving him a zero percent

chance he's telling the truth or are you giving him a would you give a percentage higher than that um like that this is the complete truth well that's zero yes are there

shreds of potential truth in there maybe yes that's where I'm at too yeah but I don't have if we're like binary one or zero like this is completely true absolutely not and then i also don't have that much sympathy

for the stretch of truth either no i have no sympathy for it no i know i mean again it's like jp morgan ran their whole investigation i don't know what their investigations like but i mean there's a lot of money on the line with them so they probably are fairly thorough right like i don't think it's just like some random thing like you work at a trucking company and like fucking barb from hr pokes around yeah because i mean the first thing you'd think would be pretty easy to have is text messages. Yeah, you should be like, prove it. So in this whole thing where she's coming to your nights, coming to your house, sucking you have five times in a row,

there wasn't a single time you texted like, hey, stop doing that. Yeah, yeah, I don't want to, I don't want to be, I don't even want to be sucked off once. Right. But how would there be no text? There would be, there would be some. Or correspondence. There would be something. Yes. You would it all verbally? She's still working at J.B. Morgan? Yeah, that must be. Her life's nuts.

That must be quite the distraction right now. I know. trying to do her fucking like M&A deals and like you're like wait are you the chick Like I just stuck something Dude probably all the guys in the office like read this and they're all like Can I get you anything? Just walk by your office how you look kind of thirsty Anything you need I'm the guy

It's like fucking one after another All right that's that Wide open Okay next Just a small thing So, you know, we talked a little bit about how Jimmy Kimmel had his joke again, right? Yeah. So InfoWars has been bought by the Onion.

They will not tech. So the Onion has licensed InfoWars for one year. I think it's like they paid a million dollars to own InfoWars for a year. But they don't just like own it. And the sort of the sketchy part about it, I think they said, is that they didn't let someone out, it when you're going to when you're in bankruptcy and you go I have this asset worth this much and there's these creditors you go we just have to get the most amount of money possible for the creditors yeah is that fiduciary duty yeah fiduciary interest essentially they're like hey like all these

creditors are owed money we have to get like our role is to just get the maximum amount of money so these people can be repaid something yeah the most amount and so yeah they did that whole thing there's been this whole legal thing now it finally transferred over but it's like a licensing deal and it's for a year and now Tim Hideker is doing... He's doing Alex Jones and I can't imagine

anybody's watching this. Well, the videos are gone viral. The story, it's like a big of... Yeah, the story has gone viral. It's a stunt. It's a stunt, but like from the sounds of it, you're like, what is this going to be a daily thing he's doing? No, I don't think so.

Oh, okay. So what are they doing for the million dollars? I think really it's about this. Like, they're doing this whole thing that's getting a lot of articles and people liking it, But, and again, all that, like from the comedy side, that's subjective. If some people find it funny, some people don't. If you go to Infowars.com, it just says off air.

That's all the website says. It just says literally this, like just small text just says off air. So I don't know what they're doing. I think there's a publicity stunt. Yeah, publicity stunt, but I guess, but what is the million dollars? Like just you spend a million dollars just you get a gay, info war's background, but you could have just done that. Well, but they, you kind of need to actually do it properly.

I suppose, yeah. Well, anyways, but to me, the thing was that I kind of said before when we were talking about the Jimmy Kimmel thing, my whole point was, you know, you can have whatever opinion, but like try to be consistent where if people think that, you know, Alex Jones kind of got railroaded by the legal system for things he said that obviously a lot of people don't like. Yeah. And then which was, you know, if you're saying, you know, if you're saying that Alex Jones should be hosting Jimmy Kimmel's show, go full circle.

Just everybody's musical chairs. Jimmy Kimball's on Inforst, Alex Jones is on Jimmy Kimmel. My point was if you were one of the people saying that free speech is dead because Jimmy Kimmel's off the air, and you now are very in support of, you know, kind of like a weaponized government, you know, stripping guy of everything for a comment, one comment he made. Yeah. You're being a hypocrite.

Yeah. That's safe to say. But it is people, obviously, there's no question people are, obviously hypocrites, but also the people live in very different worlds right now. Even like, you know, Afueta, Malay. Yeah. I'll see all these, uh, I'll see like tons of people posting things like, oh, everyone was supporting this guy and now he's like ruined the country and this and that.

And then I'll see complete opposite, you know, like Reason Magazine I'll be posting like, you know, they've lowered rents by 30%. Uh, they've managed to get inflation for 400. This is like this huge success. And I'll even see the same thing with Mondami. I'll see people posting these huge things. of how Mondami is like, you know, finally brought the New York economy back

and no one's leaving and his thing's a huge success and I'll see tons of things. So it's like the amount that the two different ecosystems are living in like a completely different world is at an all-time peak. I mean, that's, you ask people live in America. You're like, how's America doing? And I'm sure half the people have said,

it's doing great. And half of people will be like, it's never been worse. Yeah, I mean, it really is the back to the lies. There's lies, big lies, and statistics or whatever the saying is. But people can paint any picture. I mean, you'll even see, like, Carney come out and be just like, Canada's just, like,

we're crushing it right now. And everyone else is like, it's a lost decade. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's like, but I didn't say we were crushing it. Said we're crushing it now. Well, yeah, you just pick a period. You go, yeah, you go, I'm, it's like taking a snapshot of your, like, weed stocks. And you're just like, I'm up 7%.

And you go, if you start. a week ago, if you started a year ago, which you did. You were down 99%. Yes. Yeah. You were down 99%. Yes.

So, anyways, I just think it's interesting. I keep seeing like the complete opposite thing. And that's only getting crazier, you know? Yeah, yeah. I mean, people all the time when I'm like, always want to ask me, they're like,

what's New York like with Mondani? Like, they expect it to be, I'm like, I don't know. It's been four months. Have you watched the movie? Where they go, Warriors come out. Yeah, but you're like, it's been four months. I'm like, what did you expect him to do?

And like, you thought he was just going to destroy New York City in four months? Well, some people are leaving. I'm like, yeah, but I'm like, give him to the end of his term, like, to make that decision. To see what happens. Like, the notion that he's going to come in, like, it takes time. Even if he plans on destroying the city, like, it's going to take some time. It takes some time to have those destructive ideas. Yeah, and like let them work their way through the system and play out.

So. But, yeah, I guess. I mean, people want me to say like, yeah, he's fucking ruin the place. But the case can be, the case can be like made no matter what with whatever. You just find some things that's kind of support what you do and it's more than ever. Yeah. So no one ever has to change their mind ever. That's where you're at.

Not a bad way to live. Always right. Never been wrong. Always right. Okay. This is a Reddit thread from a teacher. Inappropriate conversation. Seventh grade boys keep calls.

calling their school lunch, goy slop. I got a group of boys in my seventh grade social studies class, and they keep calling the school lunch, goy, slop. I had to Google the term, and I finally figured out what on earth they were saying. I thought they were saying your slop at first. I asked them directly what they think it means, and one of them told me it's food that's garbage,

and Jews make a seat because they control America. Juice make a seat. that's pretty funny the others thought that that was hilarious I have two Jewish students in particular class and barely and they barely find it

less of an incident than the other kinds of racial slurs I've never met a Jew who didn't find goyslop hilarious that gives a shit no no not even that gives a shit they find it funny funny hilarious

it's a rule because almost the premise is that if you don't eat goyslop then you are by default Jew maxing right so you're like so you're trying to be more Jewish No, because they're saying like

the sort of like Hebrew lobby is petitioning to put all these bad chemicals to make us fat and slow. Right. I bought it. I'm only eating kosher. None of this goyslop. Right, right. I see what you're saying though. Yeah.

I bought it, I brought it up with another teacher and they hadn't heard of it either. Am I crazy for carrying about this? What should I do? So this is the response, this is disturbing. I would address this with the boys. Tell them it's not acceptable to use the term in your classroom and then document it. Have them sign a contract that they understand the word is not acceptable. Using your classroom will result in immediately discipline referrals.

Talk to the principal, make sure they have your back. But the reason I thought this was funny is the response to be like, have them sign a contract. That they're not going to use the word goyslaw anymore. And then until your kids come in. and then you go, oh, are you giving us Glyslop again?

They go, who's funny, because according to Section 7B of, you are now a violation of the contract. The Goy Slop Clause. Goy Slop clause, yeah.

And disciplinary action will be taken. Wow. A little goyslap from time and time is pretty good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes you're at 2 a.m. Nothing hits like some goyslop.

You are correct. Yeah, yeah. Like what, you want me to eat a whole steak? Yes. No. Not in the mood for that. the move for that. Not in the mood for, I don't want any Jew slop, I want a goyslop. It is a good term. You're right. After the bar, that's what you want. Yeah, you want to fucking

just hammer some goyslop. I had two Jews at my entire school, and one of them was poor from the projects, you know, getting suspended for fighting every day. Yeah. A mess. And one of them was like a caricature, if you're like Ben Shapiro in high school, if you were doing him in a movie. He was to wear suits. Oh, really? He was the one, you know, how every school

has like one kid. Yeah, yeah. I'm the kid at school that wear suits in a briefcase. There was a kid who wore a suit. There was a kid who wore shorts all year round. That's my brother. Yeah, there's a kid who's literally like minus 30.

Oh, yeah. Wearing shorts. That was your brother. Oh, yeah. He stopped doing it two years ago. Oh, that pissed me off so much all the time. But yeah, the one Jewish guy was like, trailer trash, essentially.

And then our other Jewish. guy was the character, but I didn't even put it together. Now, looking back, that is hilarious. The one Jewish guy at school was wearing a fucking briefcase. I had the family of my, a whole family at my school. They were like Orthodox Jews. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they all wore suits and briefcases. They're all redheads. The trailer trash one was a redhead. The whole family was redheads. Their dad was like a lawyer. They had a bus. Like they literally, like the dad drove a bus because they had like eight kids. Spooky almost. So it dropped them off every day. They pile out of there. Yeah, in a bus.

and they all wore suits and briefcases. Like literally like a horror movie. Third grader with a briefcase. But as it, that, Goyslop is here to stay. Oh, Goyslaherst is not anymore. I was actually thinking it's funny that, you know how people kind of make the argument

that like words change a lot? And then fat is the only one that went back. Fat, we went to obese. We're like, we don't say that anymore. And then they went back to fat. They went back, yeah. Can you think of any other one where it went in a direction and then they went back? And they rained it in?

They rained it in because they, yeah, they went, there was a, it was like, you know, I don't know what you'd call them before, but then it went to fat. And then they were like, no, you say obese, like fat's rude. That's a mean term. And then they go, no fat's the actual term we like. Almost like homeless. They tried to get on housed kicking for a minute. And I feel like everybody's like that's.

That was a, so you're right, but that wasn't a dozen stick. That wasn't doesn't stick. Yeah. But just different from being like, we're going. No, we're back to hobo. You're back to hobo. And that's actually the correct term. Well, hobo is a different thing, though.

Hobo is like more transigent. Like the hobo is more like they, you know. Bum. Well, yeah, bum. But that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I went from Bum. It's like we actually, the articles were like the correct term is bum. Yeah, yeah.

So we did go from Bum to homeless and then unhoused and stick. We're back to homeless. So we need to go back to Bum. Yeah. Or like retard going back to Mongaloid. Right. Correct. But I think fat's the only one that did it.

The only one where I went in a direction, it actually stuck. No one was really saying fat, like where you call someone fat to their... You would say obese if you're trying to be nice. Or you're like a medical professional. Yeah, and then they were like, no, with the fat community. The fat community. So people will say, like, it's the fat community. Where you wouldn't say, like, the bum community or the mongoloid community.

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We have a cock of the week. Cock of the week. I love these articles where you just have a guy in a progressive wife blogger and his life has just become an actual living hell. Yes. To the point where we're reading a blog about it. Yes, yes, yes.

Like, this is stuff that should be private normally. It should be private. This guy should be suffering in silence. Absolutely. He should just be, it should be his business. And by the way, what is this?

Women's, like, need where they do this stuff to publicize it. I don't get this. I think. Is it back to the, just like, hey,

I have to need the approval of everybody to make this seem normal? You know, it's a chicken and egg situation, right? You go, am I doing wacky stuff

because I'm a blogger or am I a blogger because I'm wacky. Yeah. Like, am I a progressive blogger, which now I have to go live all this wacky stuff in my life, the way that a rapper... Like I need material.

Yeah, the way that a rapper is like, well, I have to be a criminal, you know what I mean? Because otherwise people aren't going to think I'm the real deal. I got... You know, if someone tries to push me at a bar, I can't just say I don't fight. Like, I have to be that guy if I want to be a rapper because that's part and parcel to the whole thing.

So you start being a progressive blogger, and you go, well, now I have to, you know, also... I've got to develop all these wacky things. Yeah. Or did you get into the wacky things and then you're reading the blogs and you say I could do this? Chicken and egg. I don't know.

I don't know. It's hard to say. And this is in the telegraph. And honestly, pour this one. Every now and then you just have to pour one out for the guys that went down to a blogger wife. Ugh. Ugh.

And this guy's like a doctor. Doctor. Nate worked all hours as a junior doctor. And dutifully, I moved the family around to whichever city he was in, throwing myself into becoming an unbearably overachieving mother. I was unfulfilled and lonely. So she married a rich guy. Yep.

And part of being rich as a doctor is that's a hard job. Yeah, it's a hard job, bad hours. Can you believe him? He'd have to move all over the place. Over the following weeks, I suggested we open our marriage. I send him articles about non-monogamy, podcasts, and YouTube videos. That's a bad email to get. But by the way, four years ago, I requested a threesome at our

anniversary dinner with a guy yeah fellas try that at your anniversary dinner yeah yeah yeah yeah honey I want to do a threesome hold on hold on for two other women neither of them are you for our first anniversary for our anniversary so you're at the threesome dinner you're at the anniversary dinner pitching that you should have threesomes correct and then on after that didn't go down that well you're sending him videos of you know you send him a copy of the ethical slut. Yeah, all the stuff. And he's just like, I'm so

busy right now. And she says, he goes, how about you just go on, or she says, this is her original pitch. He says, how about I just go on one date a month?

Okay. That was her first suggestion. And Nate said, look, if you really want this, fine, do what you need to do. Just don't tell me about it.

So this guy, he's checked the fuck out. Yeah, he's checked out. He goes, he's married to his career. He's married to his career. He's a high pressure environment career and he's like, whatever. She's out here messaging him like, hey, can I suck this guy off?

And this guy's like, I have brain surgery. Yeah, he's like, I prefer if you just kind of not loop me in on this stuff. Just if you're going to go suck a guy off, just go do it. I don't want to know. Maybe some mouthwash as a courtesy. So his, what he said to her was like, whatever you got to do, I guess. Yeah, very passive aggressive. However, please, I don't want to hear about it.

I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to, I definitely don't want to read about it in the telegraph. How she responded to that? I don't want to, you know, open the newspaper on the way to work and read about you. See my picture reading about you sucking off some random guy? Probably that's my top thing I don't want to do. The fucking dude's picture is in the article. And he's doing, he's giving a peace sign. it's a photo.

She picked a photo where he kind of looks like a weasel. Oh, God. So she says, if you have to have sex, he says, if you have to have sex with other guys, I just don't want to hear about it. And she says, Roger that,

but he didn't say anything about reading about it. Yeah, I didn't tell you the fact that you read about it in the telegraph. You didn't hear about it. Yes. What did I? Yeah.

And who, what did you, do you get to the telegraph on an audio format? Checkmate. I can't even imagine the scenario where you go, fine, if you need to do that. And then you wake up to your face plastered in the telegram. It's like, uh, what the fuck is this? Excuse me?

What is this? So plastered in the telegram. By the way, are you trying to make guys join the Manosphere? That's how you make guys join the Manusphere. This guy's about to wear in sunglasses indoors. That guy is going to be in a hub. And he likes education too, so why not at Hustler's university degree? A year after we opened our marriage,

my eldest heard me talking to a boyfriend late at night, one night confronted me in the kitchen, asking, are you having an affair, Mom? I burst into tears. All the feelings of shame and guilt came flooding back, but I wanted to be honest with... So with Nate, we went on a walk with our kids and explained everything. So they had a family gathering to explain to the kids

Your mother's taking some dick, okay? Your father doesn't, is too busy to dick down your mother properly. So she's getting it elsewhere. You kids are too young, but one day you will understand. Your mother has an inquenchable thirst for dick. You know, everyone has different things. Your mother has, you know, I like to work really hard. Your mother has an unquenchable thirst for me.

Tommy, you like to play call of duty. Your mother likes to suck off random men. And as a family, we need to be supportive. We need to support each other, absolutely. Sometimes there's going to be men coming in at 3 a.m. that she met. Sometimes our janitor's going to be here and there's not anything to fix. Men, sometimes she doesn't even know their names. It's purely anonymous.

The kid's four. He's four. Yeah, he's like, uh, all right. I'll forget her having phone sex in the other room. That's why. Yeah. Mommy, why are you FaceTiming with other men naked?

Family meeting! Is divorce that bad? Yeah, I know. Well, it is a little bit. Yeah. This guy, if he gets divorced, she's going to have custody. He's going to be paying for Dick Escapades.

Right, yeah. Dick's scabed. I'm poor. I don't get to see my kids. I got to finance his whole operation. And I got to finance. I just have to fucking... I mean...

I read a stat that said that in there was a state or a city in America where they made the default of custody 50-50. So, do you know, like, I think most places like the default kind of option is the women get it and you sort of have to pitch out of way. Yeah, you have to fight for it. Whereas they made the default 50-50

and if you want, you have to, so you have to fight against the default. Okay. And divorce went down 25%. Really? Yeah. Interesting. Well, because a lot of women there's like if they're like

you know our marriage isn't really that good but you know if I leave I'm going to take half the money in the kids that's a more attractive offer than if I leave I'm going to get less money because most of the money is coming from the kids and he's going to have the kids half the time

so I'm going to get so you're going to get less money and see your kids less and that made a divorce rate go down by like 20% or something like that I'm obviously you don't have the stats exactly but it was a no it was a statistically significant amount. All right.

Isn't that interesting? Yeah. So it said, you know how some people like people that are the same gender and some people feel like they're born in the wrong body? So she's been having a lot of talks with these kids, right? Well, I was born with the capacity to give and receive love. And that desire is a big deal for me. But I love your dad and we're still happily married.

Listen, your dad's a great guy. But I mean, this chick's a relationship therapist. you know how we're always like what's well like fuck you read the blog and you go what are you selling right like we always say that like why does this blog exist what are you selling so she's a relationship therapist she has a YouTube channel called the monopoly couple oh my god

see how many subscribers she has i can't think of anything more embarrassing than having a wife that has her income which is not much income this is by the way crazy because he's This guy is, at least this article makes him, I'm on their YouTube channel right now. This guy, article makes him out to be this busy doctor. He's in every video. It's just the two of them sitting on a couch.

Yeah, sitting on a couch. I mean, he must be getting his dick wet like crazy. He's actually like probably. He's not. That's why it's monopoly. Oh, right. A little loser. Well, maybe he's gay.

Maybe he's, that. He looks a little late in the loafers. He does look a little. light in the loafs. That's the only option I can think of. This is the first comment on their most recent video. Why do people open their marriage?

Number one comment, we didn't open it. You issued an ultimatum and for some reason Nate chose to accept it. Wait, say that again? This is because they said why they, two of them made a video saying why do people open their marriage

real answer? And then someone says, we didn't open it. You issued an ultimatum and for some reason Nate chose to accept it. that's fun. Yes. Yeah, essentially. Yeah, you gave him an ultimatum.

Yeah. God, and he's a bitch, I guess. And then she says no ultimatum was issued. Yeah, kind of was, though. Mommy has a really, like, what if he just said, he goes, yeah, no. Then what? Yeah. You were just going to be like, oh, okay, just want to float the idea by you.

No, you're going to make his life a living out. Yeah, you go, yeah, that's fine. You're going to be reading. You know what, let's just forget we ever had this conversation. I'm so stupid. No, you're going to be reading an article in the telegraph that she wrote like fuming. Yes.

My bottomless pit of a vagina. It's not even. God damn. Here's a little dig at her. Ironically, your marriage is strong enough to include more than just Nate, but not strong enough to include just Nate. Got her. I don't think I'd want my surgery done by this guy because I honestly think this guy's,

his head's going to be in other places. Oh, he's leaving a fucking towel inside of here or some shit. Yeah, he's got a lot on his brain right now. You know what I mean? Yeah, he's leaving the scalpel in you. She's doing a fucking clit stimulator reviews on this channel. This guy's living a, like, I'd rather be in jail. This is a life worse than the hell.

Like, every day goes, what the fuck did I do? What did I do to deserve this? Yeah. That is a life that I can't even, I mean, I wouldn't happen to me because I'd be like yeah okay we'll break up i guess i can't there's no scenario i'm in monopoly the dude in monopoly just a bottomless pit that girl is eh since january i've been dating a british construction worker who i met at a polyamorous social event we're having the most wonderful time i've come to accept that Nate will always be married to his job and our marriage is strong trusting and very

sexual perhaps more couples should try it so that's what the relationship therapist her main message is have you guys thought about smashing other people I think is yes all the time but I don't bring it up because I feel like my wife wouldn't like it I have the decency to not bring that up constantly I have the decency and innate sense of self-preservation to never bring that up. And Megan the Stalian. Do you know this story? I've heard.

Yeah, Megan the Stalian and Clay Thompson. So Clay Thompson got busted. This is the opposite end. Oh, wow. An NBA player cheated on his girlfriend. Why is he not a hero? Or is his blog? Because they don't, yeah, well, they're not monopoly, I guess.

Yeah. But the reason I thought it was funny is because the Etsy witches have been putting spells on him. And all the women, all the Megan the Stallion's fans have been putting all these Etsy witches on them and it's taken off on the internet where the Etsy witches are you know they've never been working so much right you're gonna get them to take away his NBA titles the guy's a champion fuck your life uh the Etsy witches are coming for you count your days the Etsy witch will handle you don't even worry so all the block chicks there on the Etsy witches yeah how would

you feel about sorry just uh how would you feel about if your girl posted this right here celebrating 21 years of marriage he's monogamous I'm polyamorous. Cheers to us. With the photo. That is like, you know, the Harold meme?

Can we put that one on the screen? Yeah, I'll send it to Johnny. You know the Harold? No. You know the, what is that like famous Harold meme

where he's like grinning through it? Harold who? This guy. Who's also German, by the way? That guy. Oh.

He's making the same face as the Harold. Yeah, you know his name. Hide the pain Harold. That's what it is. Hide the pain Harold. I knew scumbagged Steve

and bad luck Brian. No. There was a time where guys from memes were kind of getting popular. Giant celebrities. Do you know the rapper Hot Fire? No. So it's the meme I think it's hot fire, super hot fire.

It's the meme where someone says a joke and the guy goes, oh and all the people are holding him back. It looks like that. Oh yeah, yeah, of course. All the people are holding him back at a battle rap, the black guy. Yeah, yeah. But he's actually funny. Yeah, yeah. This guy legitimately hide the pain, Harold. Hide the paint Harold.

Cheers. There was a while where the guys from the memes were kind of getting popular. They were like, like the, before like, yeah, like 10 years ago, those guys were huge celebrities. The biggest TikToker for a while was a woman that she was eating, drinking cambucha, and she didn't like it. And then she did the face where she goes, ah, yeah, oh yeah. She was the biggest TikTok, she might still be huge, but there were, there was a bit where

the meme people were getting more fame. I don't know. I haven't, I wasn't keeping up with their names, but that's interesting. I don't know. But anyways, he's making the high. It'll be up on the screen. That guy's, hi the pain Harold. I had the pen erald.

But the witch stuff, Ian had a funny story about this, because I was with him this weekend, that he had a death. I think he tells this story too. But he had like a death in the family. And someone was dying and they had it. And then someone in the family hired a witch doctor. And the witch doctor came in and immediately,

they just like touched them. And they go, yeah, the liver's working at 20%. And then they had people in the family go to a, a graveyard to get like grass or like supplies and weird shit for his witch doctor and he was wearing crocs he said okay and then he goes he did a whole thing and uh he said yeah they're gonna make it and then they died that night it was like four grand or something oh yeah oh yeah witch doctor got quite this guy reminds me of the dog psychic the same fucking same deal i have something for you oh we got a dog psychic story fuck i think i had it on my other computer fuck me

Hold on. Tell me about your dog psychic thinking if I can find this. Well, I mean, I've sold the story about my dog's psychic. It was a complete scam. That's all there was. It was just a total scam. She didn't know anything about the dog and then she just said he liked treats. There was a big fat dog psychic that someone sent me. I had the video. I wonder if it's the same woman. No. Was your woman big?

I don't know what she. This woman was like 300 pounds. No, she wasn't 300 pounds. She was kind of like a granola hippie. chick. Okay. Yeah, she wasn't 300 pounds. I saw a photo over her. So this woman is big, right? Yeah. And she's doing a video and she goes, hey, um, a lot of people have been asking this question that I'm not, I really don't want to do the dog psychic because I'm afraid that maybe you'll say the dog doesn't like me. And she goes, I just want to say that all the people that are afraid, you might get some

bad news that the dog doesn't like you. I've never had that happen in all my dog psychics. generally the dogs really love their owners and they're really happy with them. So if you're worried that I'm going to tell you, your dog doesn't like you, that's not going to happen. But no dogs ever not like their owner. Yeah.

I was like obviously, but she's losing money because some people. Yeah, yeah. Some people are like on the fence because I go on. No, no, no. It's all good news. It's all good news. You exclusively get good news.

Yeah, you exclusively get the, I'm a good news psychic. Not like those bad news psychics. So she wanted to assure people. Someone from the Patreon sent me. this and I had it on my other one because I was doing it on the plane. But yeah, yeah. So she goes just so anyone thinks they might get bad news,

it'll never happen. Nice. Nice. So this is a slate advice, which I thought we should talk about because the advice is just really good. My daughter and her husband just stayed over and they left something scandalous behind. They returned home from spending Thanksgiving

holiday with their dad and me. The problem is I was changing the sheets in the guest room. Cockering fell on the floor. Should I simply get rid of it? and pretend I never saw it, call my daughter and tell her what I found. How should I approach this? Red-faced mom. And this is Slate's advice.

Unless you're worried that it's like his favorite irreplaceable talk ring. It's like, what are they, $2 or $5? Just like toss it. That's what they're, that's what a humane person would say. I mean, that's what I mean, like, this is not even right into Slate advice worthy. Well, they're saying writing in is already not. Well, unless your concern is you just toss it and then you get this like panicked call. And there's like, hey, did you have.

been to find Tom's cockering just because like it's his favorite one and like his dick doesn't get hard without that specific. We got it in Thailand. And it was discontinued so like we can't even buy a new one. It's like you can't even buy that cockering anymore. They don't sell them. You could see like some

Christian mom type or something being like I don't even know what this is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So if you know what it's a cockering. That's why I'm not really thrown as much shade on the mom writing in because it is possible. She's like I don't know this world like is this. is this normal or is this crazy?

You know what I mean? Sure. So she starts by saying, it's small enough that it's not going to be a burden to store. It can go in a junk drawer or the guest room. If you want to be discreet, so no one else in your residence might casually see it. Just toss her.

Probably just toss her. Yeah. But she's saying, no, you want to store it, for starters. Yeah. Find a storage place for the cockering. So no one will find it. well some can be pricey especially if they're metallic many or not they're the kind of accessories you can afford to replace your daughter and her husband will likely buy a new one but in the case

that it was an expensive one or has some kind of sentimental value holding onto it will allow your daughter to retrieve it she and her husband will likely know that they left it and noticed its absence they might even rummage through the guest room next time they're in town and attempt to locate it if it's important enough to remain in her life. If it is important enough to remain in her life, she will work up the nerve. So she's saying, store it.

And also, it might have sentimental value. So you're going to want to probably give it back to her. I mean, the most expensive cockering on Amazon I can find is $40. Throw it out, you psychopath. Tracy's dog vibrating cockering for men,

couples vibrator for clitoral penis. This thing looks like an iPhone. Well, she's acting like it might be a family heirloom. That's the thing. This one does the ball. If it's just like a regular cockering, these things are like $5.

Otherwise, like you, if you want the one that like vibrates up your ass and your balls, you're looking at 40 bucks. This is something you never talk about ever again. Just toss it. But yeah, the advice of being like,

you know, it could be a family heirloom. Like it could have sentimental value. Store it in a drawer where no one will find it. So then you can, it's like, what are you doing? It's like,

it's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened. Everyone should always never No one should ever talk about this Ever again Family meeting I would rather never have sex again Then have to be like you know you're with some chick for the first time You gotta put it on the cockering

And then you put it on you know Hold on I got to turn it on Do you know where the remote is? I don't think I can ever transition into that guy Where I'm using those hell now I'm taking the signal from the lowered And just being like oh Time to put a wrap on that

Part of my life Cockering's hilarious Conquerion is funny Biohacker Brian Johnson is back Oh yeah Makes sure you saw this one Johnny He says that his girlfriend has the top 1% of vaginas Yeah yeah well his tweet was

I just gave Kate oral sex Good night So he's been doing tests on his girlfriend's vagina And posting the test Being like she's got a bang and badge Top 1% But it's not like tightness or anything It's just like the microbiome

Yeah but do you think that He was down there. He was pulling up the swab. Oh, yeah. He's going down on the girl and then swabbing his cheek. Yeah. He's doing the swab of the vagina. What are you doing down there?

Give me you an at home pap smear. Of course. Yeah, he, I like the idea that he was doing this against her will. She says, you wakes up to him swapping him. He bit an unusual good night by saying good night, everyone. Two minutes after. His initial post, presumably is still in the afterglow, he doubled down by posting her vaginal microbiome report.

His afterglow? So she's sleeping. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just ate out. A girl. So guys is 50. What do you think hell she would be in if she didn't score in the top 1%? Oh, buddy.

The regimen she would have to be on, like, she would wake up and like, he's like, yeah, so you've got to take all this stuff. The fridge would be empty. Yeah, it would be like all. her, well, it's just be like, yeah, we're redoing everything. It's like, we got to get you in the top 1%. You're currently in top 9%. Yeah, you'd wake up to like all your pills are in the garbage.

You're starting to get from scratch. Yeah. You're on Jordan Peterson Carnivore for starts. Oh, you're doing all sorts of weird shit. You're done with milk's done. That is over for us. I wonder what a bottom 1% one looks like. I could tell you.

Ryan, for those listening at home with a thousand yards stare. I've been there. It was a night. In Fort McMurray, Fort McMurray, Alberta. Had a couple too many pops. I thought, why not? Little did I know.

I was about to eat out a bottom 1% vagina. My breath still stinks. I have nightmares. is weak enough. No, no. She's usually on a really fat chick. Yeah. Because usually a really fat chick is also unhealthy, right?

Yeah. Generally. And then also it's, you know, I mean, I don't need to go into too much detail, but that's usually where they come from. You can use your imagination. I'm sure some of you have been there. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species of a vagina can host.

Lactobicus Crespiticus I can't even pronounce this word Lactobiculus Crispitus Oh yeah I fucking love your lactobiticus Crispus

Anyways hilarious that Brian Johnson Is it living like that I know Letting everybody know Before we go to the Patreon I got to talk about We haven't done it a bit

I've been collecting them So We like to talk about, this is sort of a point that you make that science is wasting money on the most insane things, right? And I've been collecting, so I have three of them. Okay. The first

one, maybe a less science, but we talked about this before, but they do these studies where they say people that have bigger, you know, women will say, oh, a guy who has a fancy car, has a small dick, or a guy who has a, a guy who has a guns, oh, that's because his dick's small.

So they did a study on that, and they actually found that men who are more satisfied with their penis are more likely to have guns. Oh, this is the opposite. Now, part of that could be that the guys who are more likely to have guns are less anxiety-ridden.

Okay. And guys who are anxiety are more likely to have anxiety about everything and they have also anxiety about their penis, you know, and whatever. But they went into this study probably trying to figure out, trying to prove the conclusion.

Yeah. And they came up. They're trying to basically prove like a stereotype or like a... In other news, I got a couple, A case. So they said that men

that have guns have bigger ones. Oh, there we go. We're in for the fucking two heirs. Well, I mean, not to be the, I didn't even think of this, but it is also possible. They're like, yeah, black guys have bigger. Ooh.

This, this gun. They need to go. This is possible. No, they need to go penis dissatisfaction and legal gun ownership. Right, right, right. That is possible.

I always see that in the crime shows where they always, and obviously white guys too, but they always get like busted with the illegal gun. It's like, or the rappers will do that too. And it's just like, what is that where you're like, like Little Wayne or something?

It's like, why not register in your firearm? Well, because he's probably a felon, so he can't legally. Is he a felon? Hasn't he had tons of legal trouble? Maybe. I guess that's what it is.

So you can't go a gun because you're a felon. Yeah, because you just can't own a gun legally. Yeah, I guess that's what it is. Yeah. But, yeah. Maybe it's, maybe this is, uh, something like that. But yeah, basically they went in to prove their conclusion, but it's a scientist doing a

study on, on, uh, dick sizes and guns is a, probably bad use of money. Uh, not great. City birds appear to be more afraid of women than men and scientists have no idea. This one I like, actually. Yeah, pretty funny. This one is actually some good science. It doesn't really tell us much, but, uh, yeah, we're birds are more afraid of birds. Birds are more afraid of birds.

Yeah. And then even if you dress it, do like, Which not to be transphobic, but birds can tell. Birds can't. Did they say that in the article? Well, they say they're like, they dress men up like women, and they go, birds can tell. For some reason, birds don't like birds. Yeah, birds are literally transphobic.

Yeah, what is? Yeah, the birds are just like, paws. Ayo. Well, birds are the opposite of paws because they like the dudes. Yeah, yeah, but when they see a trap, they're just going to. And they don't really have a good conclusion. Like something about the pheromones. Yeah, yeah.

Something about the fairemones. They don't know like the reason behind it, but they know that it's happening. But that's always a funny story of the funny science when they come out of it. And they're like, why's that? And they're like, I don't know. We just had to. How does this improve anything? No new anything.

How much of this caused? 200? Thousand? Million. That was the second one. And then salmon exposed to cocaine swim twice as far as those without study shows. So they gave salmon a bunch of cocaine. All right, let's give Michael Phillips some coke

and let's test that inhuman. Well, I don't know if it would say if they were racing with the cocaine ones do better. They're saying that salmon normally, they're just dicking around most of the time, right? And the salmon that are on coke are not dicking around. Well, I think when they're...

You might say that if you were at a bar and you did a bunch of coke, you'd say, I walked around a lot more. Well, that's why you always see the fucking crackheads and they're all just like, busy, busy, busy, got places to be. They're doing something. Yeah, something's happening.

They're up to this and that. Yep. But those are, yeah, those are my three signs articles I collected. Pretty good. I like the birds one. Yeah, not bad. Birds are literally more afraid of women. The birds one is funny.

Yeah. But anyways, I have a whole bunch of other stuff. So we will go over to Boisca. Patreon.com slash Boycecast. There's a premium episode every week. Super premium. Appreciate everyone over there. The real squad and anyone who sends me articles and stuff that we check out.

And we'll see you guys on the other side. Later.