The Boyscast with Ryan Long - IS NO NUT NOVEMBER BAD FOR YOU?! & MORE GENDERS DROPPED

Episode Date: November 25, 2022

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Do you remember when we tried to be scalpers and you convinced us to be scalpers? Briefly, yeah. Danny, one of Danny's money-making things, he was a scalper for a bit. I was definitely not a scalper. You were, though. No, I was not. You were. You were pretty deep things was he was a scalper for a bit. I was definitely not a scalper. You were, though. No, I was not.

You were. You were pretty deep. You're currently a scalper. I'm not currently a scalper. Well, you own tickets and you sell them. Yeah, that's not. You might say you scalp them. I lose money on them.

I assure you I am not a scalper. Why are you losing money on them? Because that's what it is. That's only in COVID. When you originally were scalping them, you were putting them on StubHub, making a little profit. I assure you StubHub made way more money than me. No, but the baseball thing was... Baseball thing?

Don't you remember? Oh, no. It was the Raptors tickets. Oh, it was when the Raptors were in the playoffs. That's what I was trying to think of. Yeah. No, it was the Raptors one year. They were in the playoffs. And then I bought against... I think the first year they made the playoffs. And then, because I wanted to go, so then I bought tickets, and then I bought extra tickets, because I figured like, oh, it's the classic. Like, oh, I think the first year they made the playoffs and then because I wanted to go, so then I bought tickets

and then I bought extra tickets because I figured like, oh, it's the classic. Like, I'll just sell these extra tickets. Well, I didn't buy them. Well, because you didn't want to go and you were just, yeah, you were just like, oh, I'll buy them too.

And Soldo bought them too. Did he? You had the whole office scale. I wasn't telling people to buy them. I was just like, this is what I'm doing because I wanted to go to the game and then got rinsed. So basically, do you not remember what happened though?

It was basically, no, I know. Okay, I remember. Just sold them for less money than you bought them for. No, no, this is what happened. We all had a bunch of tickets and we were all going to sell the tickets. And then because StubHub, whatever, the game was super early or something. And then basically the site wouldn't let you sell tickets three hours before so all of a sudden the site just went down and then yeah we were like all of us were just stuck yeah we were like fucked yeah yeah that was for the raptors yeah it was

the year first i do i remember because the first year the first year the raptors made the playoffs like and a longest time and i was like you had to go to the site at a certain time to get a ticket and if you got a ticket it was licensed to print money well it's like the Taylor Swift thing where all these people are fucking like

their Taylor Swift tickets and then don't always work out though I got my touched the stove got my hand burned on that one that was one of the

early of me losing money I was just sort of getting into losing money now I'm sort of a veteran in the game that was when I was I was very fresh in the losing money game

you didn't even want to go to the game like I was just like yeah very the problem with you though is that you didn't even want to go to the game like i was just like yeah i'm buying tickets and then i bought lots of them though no i bought i because they were four max like i bought two tickets for me and then i bought an extra pair but you guys were like oh we're gonna buy four for ourselves well i saw the money you were printed on some of the other ones scalping was hot scalping was hot that was nowadays i'm sort of more a veteran in the money it's like i'm the guy with the noose where it's like you're just like a lost 100k i go first time first time that's me yeah i go uh i mean i just saw that fucking our boy sandbank or my boy sandbank and freed is literally this is classic rubbing it in your face they're rubbing

it in our faces he's gonna be in new york next week like he didn't just perpetrate the greatest fraud in a u.s history yeah like he's just here giving a talk for some new york times event what's the talk about rinsing fucking people i don't know how to run like just on how to like run a crypto site like he's giving an interview with this guy from cnbc and everybody's like how's he even allowed to like step foot in the united states without getting like arrested well i actually was gonna well i know how you gave 40 million dollars to fucking democratic party oh shots fired i was actually gonna talk about this later but since you brought up your boy the uh because they've been doing fluff pieces on them right and left right yeah and uh even like on like on Twitter, it's like, no, they have the fact-checking thing now.

So there was all these people kind of posting, like all these pretty big publication will be like, you know, Sam Bankman Freed crypto site went down because he lost public support. And everyone's like, yeah, it's not exactly how that shook down. No, I mean, he's legitimately now getting fact-checked by like Wall Street Journal got fact-checked just by a guy. He's not a fact-checker. He just was like added a fact-check that enough people, I guess, verified

that now that's like the fact-check is some dude being like, yeah, that's not what happened. He just stole everybody's money. It's kind of solid that that's happening though. But this is my favorite one. And this is probably maybe unless something big happens happens we won't talk about this guy too much more but the wall street journal had an article and they said uh what donald trump and sam bankman

freed have in common uh blah blah blah and then it kind of went through the whole thing and it was really just like you know sam bankman freed's a total scam artist, just like Donald Trump. It's just like, just so funny to do an article on like why Sam Bankman-Fried. Yeah, why they're the same. Yeah, they go, FDX founder Sam Bankman-Fried's crypto environment went bankrupt gradually. Then started, but maybe that will show us how to look back at Donald Trump's presidency too. He's like, they both had a lot of money, for example. It's kind of the thing where Hitler was a vegetarian. Both became famous by marketing campaigns.

They were both friends with celebrities. That's another thing they have. They both had an aura of success. Both exploited political predispositions of their supporters. And they just literally went through all the things. You could go, he it's like you know um he had a different uh public image than private and they go so did trump so everything they're saying they just so does everybody no i really it's kind of like a rap song where it's like

you know i like you like your chick being like what's all this stuff you lied to me and it's like so did trump yeah of course and you lied to me there so did trump so did you cheat it with that girl so did trump i cheat and you cheated on the test so did trump they act like he's it's so weird because depending on who you ask you're like some people are like yeah this is the greatest fraud perpetrated in american history and then other people are like yeah just the run-of-the-mill business going under bad yeah bad uh he got like a bad deal yeah he's like oh he just made a couple accounting errors yeah yeah yeah whoops but then like that's the thing is like the all the journalists are like writing these insane pieces

but then like the guy who's currently running ftx uh that guy who used to be the ceo of enron when they went bankrupt and he comes into like restructure he's like this is way worse than enron this is like the craziest thing i've ever seen and that's like straight from the horse's mouth like this is the guy who's like, they're looking at everything, being like, this is so crazy. And then all these people are like, this is like the same as Trump.

Which one is it? Which one is this? They can't decide. But just to pick a guy that has nothing to do with them and just, you could literally be like Jeffrey Dahmer. If you actually think about it, it's like, here's 10 reasons why Jeffrey Dahrey dahmer and trump are exactly you think wall street journal just doesn't want they're even on board with just they don't want trump elected so they're writing

this nonsense too because it's weird to see stuff like this come from the right generally this is the domain of the left oh i think that everyone doesn't like it anymore yeah everybody he's kind of just on the outs um so we are, by the way, you just mentioned that, because I'm going to do my shows in Toronto and Danny's coming to the December 16th and we're doing a live boys cast, the first one on the 15th. So the tickets will be up at ryanlongcomedy.com. And you just mentioned that they're doing that.

They're like getting masks back in Canada. In some places, yeah. So in, I just saw right before we came on in, uh, they've been talking about it in Toronto, like some businesses in Toronto. And, uh,

I think maybe it was Ottawa or like essentially certain hospitals. So the hospitals have now had many years to figure out their capacity issues. Like the whole, it's been a minute. Like the whole issue was from my understanding was that capacity, Hospitals in Canada were running at like 95% capacity that was normal Tiny a shock to the system They're like okay we're fucked

So then now they haven't done anything about it So now they're being like hey it's getting kind of busy again In the hospitals So now like I saw where I'm from in Burlington They're like all public Business officials or whatever Have to wear masks for the next six weeks that's getting out of control dude it's crazy like nowhere if i go back to toronto and it's like right mask back up again i'm gonna

fucking have a shit fit or even last i mean last year was like the worst scenario we got back and then they're like yeah they're shutting down the province tomorrow i know like the last shows got canceled and stuff and like they were like yeah like we they're shutting down the province tomorrow. I know. Like the last shows got canceled and stuff. And like, they were like, yeah, like we were back and they go, yeah, everything's getting shut down in two days. That was only a year ago. That doesn't feel like forever ago. It does feel forever ago.

Forever gone. It kind of does though. Pandemic years, they hit different. They do hit different. Pandemic years were, yeah. Me and Danny just did a shoot yesterday at yesterday I'd like uh this uh with Ian at a courtroom and the guy there was like a black Israelite he was a black Israeli Danny noticed because you could tell it's your people right yeah these are my people honestly they I'm like pretty nice yeah

he was really nice like I have no issue with him but like the amount that I've been talking shit about them and like especially on like low value mail and stuff like i'm really like been dedicated would you be afraid to go to like a nick uh like a nets game because of that uh i mean they're everywhere in new york they go that's the guy but i it's just like i showed up and he was just like this he's like this black dude he's wearing a huge star of david right generally Generally white Jews wear those, but a little smaller. Yeah, well, he wrapped it up. That's so funny, them coming up. You too, huh?

Yeah, we're both Jews. They don't get us. He was like, us, huh? And he goes, you're the fucking devil. They think whites are the devil. I was loving the idea there. Because all this stuff's been popping up. I was saying to Danny that,

because all the like, Jew stuff got so popular, that I was saying to Danny that because all the like, juice stuff got so popular that I, and they used to be like sort of a funner thing to make jokes about, but it's like, I feel like the black comedian that was talking shit about like, you know, saying like stuff about white people, then everyone started talking straight about white people.

And then you like, you know, nine girls are like white people. How the fucking word. And then you go up and you're just like, I mean, I was kind of also going to make fun of white people. the fucking word and then you go up and you're just like i mean i was kind of also gonna make fun of white people a bit as me with i need to convert i have to like convert to judaism for the jokes like seinfeld style a little stickle of fluoride that's my

only hope yeah because it really is it's like everyone's saying it now and it's like again all those things too it's like it's only fun when like there is fun things to like point out but when everyone's so over the top, you're like, well now it just feels actually racist. Yeah. You know, it's kind of a funny thing I did,

which is definitely, we'll, we'll chalk this one up in the Jew column, even though I personally put it in the troll column. So the video that I got a strike for that I was talking about the movie, right? Like it's attracted mostly negativity of people being like, you're a fucking idiot like

you don't know what this movie's about so then and it's mostly like people who are supporting black israelis which is i will say way more people than i ever understood i didn't get how big it was either way more people right but then so so many people have been watching the video and like just basically nobody likes it they're all like fuck you so then i put a ton of ads on the video well yeah but it's just like like a lot like you're maximizing your dollar that's no i don't care there's no like i'm whatever i'm getting five dollars but is that the like irony it's like no i'm bothering the shit out of them because they're all watching this video because they hate me but then i'm just like every two minutes i thought you were saying the troll was that there's i mean for sure obviously there's the element where yeah i'm making a dollar a day off of it now instead of four cents

but um but for me it's funny because obviously there's the true element of it that is such the like tiniest troll that's the guy that like puts a sticker on someone's back the smallest troll i know you're like i just put so many ads you think you think those black guys realize you're having like one tiny little bit of a bad day no i actually wanted a prank call prank call one last night but then i they're all closed you're really getting into it with these people it's funny i don't know although they are scary people i have a lot of people been like yeah you should chill yeah you know it's not a group you really want to mess with that no i mean they're the most aggressive group of people publicly all right like i have yet to meet uh a more aggressive public group of people i don't want to be in the scopes

probably the yeah but and it is true. People support them. That's why you saw this, but people were saying that you're my handler. Yeah, I know. Because they're saying everyone gets a Jewish handler. And you were, that's what, when you said, you go, you have a guy that got you into the fast that you could introduce me to. He's also getting Lizzo into fasting. Your fasting guy is also Lizzo's fasting guy.

What's his name? Harley Pasternak. Those things are, that's so funny. The idea of like, imagine like before, imagine before, first of all,

if you were like in charge of like handling me, the amount of infiltration that had to go into that. Cause you have to like go to, you're trying to start comedy 12 years ago. Of course. No, but even better is like, they, they, they you have to like go to you're trying to start comedy 12 years ago of course no but even better is like they just have to bet on people the guy who put 12 years in

and then like nothing happened with that guy ever and you're just like well just in case he needed handling we need you to get in early like the guy

that just is handling some open mic-er right now when I went to Hebrew school one of our one of our classes was handling yeah right

we're gonna work on our handles today. Do you think what happens is, yeah, we meet up before the podcast, and then it's like, I'm just like, you know, obviously we're going to talk about this. Excuse me, Ryan. I don't know, Ryan. And then I, like, give you pills to take to just make you disoriented and stuff. Yeah, if you're giving me pills to, like, sedate me,

they are not working that good. Yeah, I know. You'll find out that, yeah, you've just been slipping sedation pills into my drink the entire time i guess it's you know what it is it's like anytime i don't have just like the maximum spiciest take you could possibly have on anything it's like been handled right and soft now everything is everybody's like ryan we know how you really feel about this no just anytime it's not like i don't have just the most like the spiciest you could possibly be on any subject. Yeah.

You're like, Oh, let's be putting the brakes on. Yeah. We can, we, we know what's going on here. Danny's kicking me under the table,

but it's like, right. Stop talking shit about the federal reserve. Right. Exactly. Yeah. I actually, it's kind of like,

you're like the government should print more money. Everybody's like, we knew who actually came up with that idea. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're infiltrating my notes. I got, I Everybody's like, we knew who actually came up with that idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're infiltrating my notes. I had this written down here. I don't remember writing this down. Do you think that there was kind of that with comedy?

Because you are like, you know, oftentimes you will be kind of like, you'll find these spots that are funny, you know what I mean? And then when everyone else finds them, they're no longer that funny, right? Yeah, of course. And it's like, do you think that there was that guy that like an old school racist guy that was like when he was trashing irish and then other people came in and they're like those fucking irish guys he's like well now yeah of course he's like he's like turning me into a hack like the guy that hated irish people he's like look well let me guess he's irish and then everyone goes let me guess he's and you go no that's kind of my thing yeah i'm doing that and then the other guy he has to come in the next day he's like who made this a polack everyone's like nice damn dude yeah the dude who figured out you could just

cycle through all the different whites he's just moving on from white to white yeah because he just got it they got way too trendy you know what i mean that's that's like when uh when uh when they freed the slaves he was like what happened like you know you oh we think that's so great that you did that you realize that people shouldn't be slaves and it's unethical he was like no there's all these other countries fucking doing it it's like yeah like i'm i'm not trying to be a hack over here no everyone's fucking i mean if was your handler, I would definitely be having you doing streeters with the Hebrew Israelites. I'd talk to them.

Yeah, I'd be going and doing them. That's a fucking tough one. That's streeter level extra hard. It is extra hard. That's the... Well, no, I would do it, but I don't think I would necessarily... It would be hard to get them on their topics.

I think you'd probably want to get them on smashing girls or something like that. That would be funnier. them on their topics. Yeah. I think you'd probably want to get them on like smashing girls or something like that would be funnier. Right. Apparently they make, I learned this cause I watched this podcast of this guy who like covers them a lot extensively and they, if you're anyone who comes in,

who's dating someone that's white, they make you get divorced. Really? Yeah. That's like your first purity test. That's like if you want to, if like you say you're in a mixed race relationship or whatever,

like your partner is like, generally I guess it would be a guy with a white wife or whatever. Yeah. A guy and they'll make you get divorced. Well, obviously immediately where I'm going for this is like you chick, you're just like,

you just like slowly getting into black. Yeah. Yeah. You're like white guys are like, yo, I'd love to be a black Israelite. I'd hate for you to make me divorce my wife i would uh hate for you to have to make me divorce my white wife you know just the like black guy that's just like like a quarter black you just like you know it's like the ultimate

life hack this girl keeps finding black israelite stuff that's what yeah all the people it's like why are you getting so into this stuff yeah kairi irving that's what he's really up to yeah that's what he's really up he's just trying to ditch the wife yeah and he's like babe it's for my race it's like i yeah i don't want to do this but the rules are the rules yeah so sign the paper kairi irving stuff's pretty interesting too because he gave a pretty like honest apology he gave this big apology and then i all i was thinking is people must be watching this being like the whole like blink twice if you're actually saying these things kind of thing right he said all these things you're like huh i'm sure a lot of people who are kairi supporters were like what's he saying what's he why is he selling us out like why is he selling us out he's like

actually seemed to apologize yeah i can't imagine them liking that yeah they're not like he goes i've had fun staying with your fucking white wife i don't think he has a white wife no he doesn't uh he that's a hell no most of the guys in the black is realized stuff didn't have a white wife to begin with no but if you want to get in that's part of it imagine though you did have a white wife and you're bringing her to the functions oh yeah she's not gonna be treated too well. You can't, right? That's like Orthodox Jew stuff where they're like, yeah, she's got to sit on the other side on the barrier. You know, they do the things where they won't shake the girl's hands. I know people that have worked and they'll shake all the guy's hands

and they skip the girl. Who, the Orthodox? Yeah. Yeah, you've never seen the videos on the airplanes? Because they're cooties. Orthodox Jews on airplanes where they wouldn't sit next to a woman and then like there's a whole thing

because like the flight couldn't take off so then what do they do they're like they're like hey can someone please like switch seats because they don't want to

sit next to a woman and then some woman who's like I'm not fucking switching seats like fuck you yeah yeah yeah like fuck you I'm not switching seats

just because you don't want to sit next to a woman hey can someone switch with her please yeah if anything that's your problem and then I guess normally they seats just because you don't want to sit next to a woman. Hey, can someone switch with her, please? Yeah, if anything, that's your problem. And then I guess normally they're just used to people being like, okay, I guess. It's a fine line because people do love respecting religion.

Yeah. That is funny, though, because, yeah, you get like a super Brooklyn-y type. And then you have like, you know, some hardcore Muslim guy going up to the, you know, the super, you, you know, love has to be love most Muslims type and be like, Hey, do you mind switching with me? I just, my culture, I can't sit next to this vermin.

Yeah. Oh yes. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Stuck between a rock and a hard place. I would love to. You've been saying I met by the way.

So for, in terms of the Twitter thing, I've met people in real life right now that are saying, like, oh, I guess Twitter is going under. And then you've sort of been tweeting about it saying, like, you must be the dumbest person alive. Maybe the dumbest take that I've seen. People are still doing it. And there's no evidence of it, right? There hasn't been.

It's not like there's a website called Down Detector that tells you when sites are having problems and where people are reporting problems. Like, you can go and there's like a graph and you can see like if there's outages there's no issues yeah where do they even come from like there's not like oh i haven't been able to tweet today everyone's posting like oh i guess twitter's gonna be done tomorrow and you're like based on what like there was no evidence of it well based on the fact that they go well they had 7500 employees and then now they have like 1200 so they go well just i don't know that that just logically must mean that it's not going to work anymore all dudes now yeah it's all dudes and you're also like yeah it's just uh it's like they need more servers i don't know you do you need more people for that like tesla only has

150 engineers for all of tesla oh that's what the point you made yeah that's elon musk's point is he goes like we have 150 engineers for tesla tesla why do we need 2500 no no no you said to me is when uh because they're you know he's trimming the herd like crazy and he's posting all the photos just hanging out with all the dogs oh yeah it's just like him and like a bunch of like you know coding dudes like a lot of indian dudes well it's all the chicks left it's all the administrators left and all the fucking and he also said like hey just so you know if you stay this is going to be like nose to the grindstone and all the people that had like a cushy silicon valley job were like yeah no yeah but which is great well they were probably not even doing much like i'm sure a lot of those people are like look i could quit now or get fired

later but it's happening i don't do much because i don't do much i've been silent did you see his video yesterday where he goes i we found a hidden secret stash of uh of t-shirts or whatever and it was like hashtag go woke or yeah stay hashtag stay woke and he's like they were literally hidden i did see no the point you made was when the you, who really hopes Twitter doesn't work is all the extra 40% of employees at every other Silicon Valley company. Like all the Facebook employees and like Google and Pinterest and Snapchat. They're hoping that shit is crashing left and right. If you're like community safety person number 185 at pinterest right now and your stock starts

going down a little bit you're hoping to god the twitter those are all public companies too right those like the public companies are the ones where there's going to be real pressure to like fire because all the board owners are going to be like why aren't we doing this yeah like if they don't need it why do we need it and like why are we losing money and all this stuff let's just fire a bunch of people and they're like yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're coming in and scalping the company. And again, not one shred of evidence that there's been a single issue. Well, there's probably been issues, but they weren't fatal. They were just, we're trying new things and they're not working good probably.

Yeah, but I'm saying nothing where you can't log into Twitter, right? Like nothing where it's like you have, there's no use. Is that where the cbs thing came from because cbs basically posted and they go you know in light of the uncertainty around twitter out of abundance of caution we're pausing our activity on the site and that's where they posted right and then which is like the best i can't even understand that i i looked at it abundance of caution for they i guess when trump came back said, we're going to be monitoring the platform. I mean, a lot's happened since our last episode.

Donald Trump is technically reinstated on Twitter now. Right. And everybody else. Elon said today, he goes, should we do a mass, he did another poll right now saying, should we do a mass amnesty of everybody? Like sneak goes back. Is he actually back? Yeah.

I didn't notice that. Yeah. I wonder how they find out too. Like, how do you, do they message you, email you saying like, hey, you've been reinstated? Maybe you just go check it out. Yeah. I didn't notice that. Yeah. I wonder how they find out too. Do they message you, email you saying like, hey, you've been missed in? I don't know. Maybe you just go check it out. Yeah. I don't know.

I don't know. But so he was like, should we just do a mass amnesty and just like start from now kind of thing? Okay. I didn't notice that. But if you're news, if you're like a news station, what are they saying the safety concern is going to be for them? Like they might get trolled?

Because they're like- Is that a safety concern if you're the news getting what would what is even the logic are they saying like hey we work here we have some people working on our twitter and it's like you're unleashing out of the pits of hell all these people that are going to potentially write bad things under our things, which could, our employees might end up in the insane asylum. I get, I don't know. Like I've heard a lot of different ideas on that is like, cause they had like nine, CS news is like 9 million followers nearly and gets,

you know, less engagement on it. All those places. Than we do. Yeah. You know, like way less. Right.

So I think they're just become pretty irrelevant. They thought this might be like a hot fucking move. I get, well, maybe they're trying to get ahead. Maybe they're just become pretty irrelevant they thought this might be like a hot fucking move i i get well maybe they're trying to get ahead maybe they're like you know what we're just gonna save some face and say we're leaving and then but they came back you know 40 hours later do you think do you think it was like at the office on insanely too everyone in the office like running around they go trump's gonna back it's everyone's just running around like bumping into each other and like stuff like that falling down and then and then eventually someone's like we have to do something and then the one guy just takes the phone with the twitter on just throws it at the

wall but i'm like what i don't get it like maybe they thought it was a good stunt to pull we'll be but like people just think it's pathetic imagine being the dork that is quote unquote monitoring the platform to make sure it's safe like yeah just to make sure the water is safe for CBS. He's like, let me just log in here. Oh, God. Oh, what's going on here? And then he's like reporting back to some like, I'm sure there's like, you know, the bureaucracy where like they're like report to somebody and be like, so I think it's safe. Go.

Okay, good. Let me try writing a letter. And then they go tell their higher up and they're just going all the way up the chain. Just tell everybody. So it seems like Twitter is safe. What should we do here? Should we start tweeting again? Yeah.

What? Yeah. I think the guy's like, did we stop tweeting? And you go, did we stop tweeting? Have you not seen what's happening? Look at my head. His hair is gray now. He's 26.

Elon's. I mean, it wasn't like the. I don't want to be overly dramatic and say like, Elon's putting like the nail in the coffin of all these like big like media things in terms of their like true relevancy, but they're not helping themselves in terms of being taken seriously.

Like they're just, I mean, they're now downstream from essentially, that Antonio Garcia guy said it well, but he's like, they thought they were upstream. They thought they make the news and dictate what everybody's talking about. The few of them that actually do have journalists in the field. Sure. You know, no one on Twitter is still in the trenches of war.

No, no. Obviously, if you're installed in Washington, D.C., but at the end of the day most news stories at this point come from tiktok yeah but also it's it's like something happens say like something happens in some city or whatever someone who's there takes a video of it posted on twitter then there's like all the comments are like hey i'm from abc news can we use this yeah Yeah. Right? And then so it's like that's like the funnel is like the person posts it and then it's working its way to the media.

Whereas now you're like, well, I just saw that tweet. Ten minutes ago. You're still trying to get the video to play on TV. Like tomorrow or something. No, it is. I guess there's two different types of news. There's news that happens for the world. Then there's news that happens for anyone over like 60.

Yeah. So it's like, there's still the main source of news for, it's almost like the funnel. It gets to the news and then it gets to, you know, people that just watch TV and don't have a phone. Of course.

I mean, not everybody's on Twitter. Still has a landline. I understand that. Like not everybody's on Twitter, but on Twitter, these news outlets are not relevant. Yeah.

In the world they are, I'm sure, but. Well, the real news are not relevant. Yeah. In the world, they are, I'm sure. Well, the real news, Mashable.com. Who owns that, Soros? I don't know who owns Mashable. Apparently, SBF owns one of the fucking publications. He invested in many publications, which incidentally gave him pretty nice write-ups. Yeah, exactly.

That's how that works. Well, Mashable's not giving a nice write-up to No Nut November. Were you doing that? Were you doing that? No. No Nut? No. When I was a kid, though, every November was No Nut November in my house.

Why? My brother was allergic to nuts. They're very funny stuff. That's where that was going. So basically, they did this big article because there's these big forums for No Nut November, right? Yeah. You have been definitely nutting though, right, personally?

I'm a nut man. Yeah, you're- I'm a nut man. Nut man. I'm a fucking- I got a monocle. I got a cane. I'm a nut man. I'm a fucking, I got a monocle. I'm a little goddamn, I got a cane. I'm a nut man.

Pizza nut. Pizza nut. They, uh, I'd like the idea of when you were doing your six day fast, were you still nutting on the fast? No. Three day fast.

Did you didn't have the energy? Not really. It's, you know what it is? It just, it becomes less of a priority. You just don't. So that was another,

another benefit of the fast is you don't need to bust the nuts. No, and you have this crazy mental clarity on them, but yeah, you're just not interested. So you have all this mental clarity, you don't even need to nut. So you're saying the fast, sir, you're really pushing it.

The fast are great, actually, yeah. I will say the worst part is you kind of like, be like, yeah, I just like eating. I don't have that as much as you yeah like i just fight for sustenance it's just fun to do sometimes so basically uh the premise of the whole thing and there is like other people posting because i i was like looking into it and there's like 30 of these right and their whole thing it's these kind of like sex positive bloggers that hate the idea of people sort of shaming, nutting. Yeah.

Well, I guess it's like, because they're also like, oh, no, no. November is like a right wing thing. Even though it's like, ow. Oh, yeah. Anything that becomes guy self-improvement is like, oh, that's a right wing thing. Anything guy self-improvement is automatically right wing. It's like, oh, you're trying to learn how to read better huh you fucking not conservative piece of shit you're like what well there's so many funny uh combinations of who's writing the

articles like the the idea of like the guy that you know just can't stop nutting that's just fucking like it's actually it's better for you the coper yeah there's the coper and then there's the the girl who it's like his her boyfriend's like no sex on november and then she's kind of writing all these articles like every man that's not having sex on november is actually a problem oh man if you want to really fuck up a woman withhold be like i'm withholding sex from you for a month for a month but just the notion because women is like that is one of their things it's rude i don't do it just not to be that rude i still have sex against my will yeah but but i'm saying like just women's

whole in terms of like the leverage that both parties in a relationship have it's generally understood among women that they're like we're the ones who withhold sex of course right so it's generally understood among women that they're like, we're the ones who withhold sex. Of course. Right. So it's like you fucking withhold sex from a woman. She's like, what are you gay? What is going on? Like they just can't comprehend it.

I know. No, I power move. It is a power move if you're a dude, but it's going to cause a lot of problems. It's a power move, but it's also sort of like, it's one,

it's like, to me, that's like the low blow move. Yeah. Like, it's like a girl telling dudes they have small dicks or whatever. It's like, I just won't like, listen, I'm not gonna put it into performance, blow move yeah like it's like a girl telling dudes they have small dicks or whatever it's like i just

won't like listen i'm not gonna put in the performance but i'm not gonna put the girl in that tailspin of saying of course of course of course i have to be in like a super super busy but even then i won't say like i don't have sex i'll make up another excuse be like would love to like can't right now and she's like you're lying're lying in bed. You're like, no, you don't understand. I was literally just about to, I have all this. Yeah. I have documents to file.

But like the idea, like a chick, like your girl doesn't do something you want. And you're like, oh, well, how about this? And how about like no sex for a week?

Like if you said that, you're just like, what? Unbelievable. But you know what? Maybe I would do it. Probably in the past, as if a girl denied it to me. Yeah. You know what for no real reason like oh i'm just not in the mood then the

next like time for sure i just happen to not be in the mood too then yeah but that's even still i think most chicks that's still a tough one they'll be like what like even if they did it that's probably because they don't they're not logical like that where like they're not like oh well i guess i withheld it from you so now you're doing that they'll just be like what i'm not hot no it's just we're doing the same game and go what game i would be very clear on that like listen this is in this household we're not denying obviously if you're pushing it if you're demanding three times a day it's like okay this has to stop what you got going on right now yeah this constant sex demands but if it's like a normal

amount of time it's like that's part of the fucking deal to some degree of course that's a good way to get everyone grumpy period absolutely is have someone just gonna be start being like yeah withholding sex i mean again you're like commoditizing it like i'm not begging either i'm not out here to fucking grovel oh hell no no you're in trouble jerk off on the other side of the bed with you what fucking hundred percent if you're if you're in a relationship where your girl's forcing you to like beg for sex bad spot to be in and that is a lot of guys too i know that's a really bad spot to be in that's where you need to do no not november you'd be like the begging for sex you're like hey just you know november you

need to change the dynamic. Yeah, you go, hey, I'm doing this thing with the boys. Sorry. Yeah. And there is, with this thing, because their whole thing is they're all these sexologists, right? And it's like, their whole thing is just like, you know, everyone should be more open about sex.

They basically, their whole deal is like, how can we make sex like, not cool for guys, but cool for girls? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, if a guy was like, yeah, smash tons of chicks, they'd be like, no, they smashed Yeah. You know what I mean? Like if a guy was like, yeah, smash tons of chicks, they'd be like, no, they smashed you. You know what I mean? Yeah.

So they don't like that stuff. No. So this sexologist, Sylvia Neves, she tells Mashable, there's literally no benefits to giving up masturbation for a month or even a week, none. Frequent ejaculation is good for the prostate health and masturbation is healthy behavior so the only there's bet there's there's so many things that she's missing but more so this is what you need you need to take these people that have this perspective and

just fill it into where it's good like for example if you're a 16 year old boy you need to get your mom on this guy you know what i mean if you're a 16 year old boy that's ever getting fucking you know what's on the computer you go mom i need you to read boy that's ever getting fucking, you know, what's on the computer? You go, Mom, I need you to read Sylvia Neves. Yeah, Sylvia Neves. It's very important for my prostate. And she's like, you're 16. Every, like, 15-year-old boy needs to be like, Sylvia. I mean, that's a flex.

If you're a 15-year-old boy and you could do No Not November, man. That's crazy. That's like Jocko Willings. Better man than me. And fucking David Goggins wrapped into one. I like that Sylvia neves gives a talk and she thinks about how like fucking jack and i was good and she thinks she's going to it's gonna be like all these women coming up with their fibers but it's like a bunch of 16 year old bros

being like yes tell us how jerking off sick yeah she's just like you know what i think uh i just think that jerking off is really important nine guys are like that's the thing too it's like she's it's so funny like the sexologist or whatever like yes obviously it's important but also it's not gonna matter if you take a month off well more important nobody's like at the december 1st you go yo you guys all have prostate cancer good one yeah and you're like no well that's her saying that there's no uh there's no benefits which i um or sorry that there's there's benefits to smat yeah yeah to do but more importantly what she's not realizing is that for some people anything that develops into a habit

you know getting off it for a month does reset the whole thing for sure like how many people probably have a thing where it's like i can't fucking sleep without jacking off or i can't there's the same way you can't coffee in the morning you know what i mean or like you know what i deal with this and it's like it just forces you to find other things yeah also she's not like is she not kind of referencing the fact that these people probably all watch porn and then they're taking a month off porn which is probably pretty good of course there's benefits if you're a fucking if this became any sort of a problem for dudes which they've shown it for a million dudes has become a problem i'll tell you a good one i bet you there's lots of guys that just like

go they have so much porn that they're like it's screwed up their things that they can't get as hard of course right yeah so i bet you the month off you're probably coming back with a with a piece she's running she's walking funny for December. Walk funny December. She probably would be fucking funny, but I also think you'd be coming back pretty quick. Yeah. It'd be a quick session. Oh, yeah, yeah.

First one? After you come back in after the month, and you're just like, let's go. Okay, that's it. All right. It's like the South Park when the internet. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When it comes back on the walls you are coming back hard where you like baby it's been a month now and finally december 1st is time okay

our i mean that would be the only hold on hold on that would be the actual only real good case she could make is she's like think of the women on december 1st she's like think of us on december 1st but imagine being like a sexologist and not understanding this for some dudes it becomes like a bad habit that doing no net's gonna get rid of it sexologist the most made-up fucking thing that's such a funny thing man that's there's no way you'd want to date a sexologist either yeah that's like sexologist like your mom it's like someone's mom like becomes that when she's like a stay-at-home mom and then like the marriage isn't doing well

in like the 50s. And then she's like, I'm becoming a sexologist. And you're like, oh God. Definitely bringing all these stupid toys in the building. Every time you come home,

there's like some unmarked package on the front of your door and you just shut her as you have to bring in her, you know, dildo. It's vibrating. You pick it up, it's like

oh god okay here this is enough becoming a black dad's just down in the workshop just repairing all your mom's fucking hitachi wands that have all burnt out your mom's sexologist stinks stinks yeah and she And she's basically saying that No Not November community centers around ideas like these. It has even been suggested by people in support of the challenge that abstinence can increase testosterone. But experts in actual research have presented data that suggests the complete opposite of this. I like to say that I'm a little bit of an expert myself. I'm also a little bit of an expert in the field. Well, then why do all the...

I thought that there was sort of science behind the semen retention stuff. Well, I know. I remember... Like all the fighters and stuff. Yeah, Muhammad Ali would say that he wouldn't... Yeah. He wouldn't... So much of it's mental.

So much of it probably is if you think there is, it is. Exactly. For sure. I've never tried any of this stuff, but... No. I remember maybe like eight years ago i was like you know what i'm gonna try and see how long i could go an hour and i think i lasted four days or something you started writing your blog yeah you're just like

day one of no all right uh i i mean you just changed the title to i almost tried no not november made it what did you try what was your goal were you trying to do a week trying to do I mean, you just changed the title to I almost tried No Nut November. I almost made it. What did you try? What was your goal? Were you trying to do a week? Trying to do a month. But this was before No Nut November was a thing.

You try all the things, eh? Yeah, I'm interested in them. This was, I remember I think I tried to do it in like springtime or something. It just, I don't know, it didn't work. Springtime wasn't working out with the new outfits? No, I don't know. I just, it had nothing to do with the outfits. It was just, I don't know. Couldn't do it.

There's an ongoing narrative in the No Nut November movement that these side effects of a lack of masturbation are a symptom that men are hooked on or sexual pleasure. This feeds into the myth of sex addiction. So sexologists, their whole thing is that sex can't be an addiction now? The myth of sex addiction. The myth of sex addiction. What are dudes supposed to blame it on

you also don't need science to be like because they're like well the science has proved that it's like well yeah i once had to go home from work early to jerk off so it's like i don't really need science to tell me i did that of course you know what's the explanation there it's like every guy's being like you know i had to like skip school and like ride my bike home so i could spank one out because i was gonna my fucking brain was gonna break i mean every guy who's listening to this podcast right now has just in a totally improper setting has just like you know skulked away for five minutes to go rub one out and their and their thing is like well science is saying that didn't happen and it was like it did yeah it did it definitely that's the other thing

is like you just being like you can't stop jerking and your mom's like you have an addiction you're like well science proves that there's no such thing so i'm just a healthy young man yeah they this they're they're research if you're the right guy is nice research for you if like your wife's like you're jerking off way too much and you're just like well according to sylvia nebs yeah it's actually the perfect amount it's the right amount there's no such thing as the wrong amount there's no such thing as the right amount also i will say just even as a person that like has gone through phases where you're banging more and less with different people especially um as opposed to just one all the time, I will say like your drive does go down when you kind of stick it to just one.

Yeah. Right? So it's like the same reason that like if you're probably not watching like porn and all that sort of stuff, I think probably what happens is your, this is my synopsis of it. It's just like,

it's like anything like smoking or drinking or food or whatever if you have a thing where like whenever i get like a little bit anxious i go eat food or whatever i'm sort of like trying to figure this out you know what i need a coffee or whatever i have a smoke it's like it becomes one of those things for people right then you if you just and if you just kick that one out all of a sudden you'll find some new version of what you do or maybe just and maybe it's something healthy for someone like it depends on the person too. I think most guys, like if you're like a guy in your 20s

and you're like, I'm doing No Nut November, that's a slog. That month is, it's not like you're like, oh, out of sight, out of mind. I know. That's going to be top of mind.

I don't think so. I think most high school guys are doing All Nut November. That's what I'm saying. But if you're like, hey, I'm not going to, you're like, you're not going to be like,

oh, I'll just deal with this come December. Like that's going to be, you you're gonna be thinking about that a lot well she went into the the reddit and she was like one guy even said that uh he was very full of shame because he said he got an erection over the amy schumer special and then so that's another reason why no one at november is bad because they're saying comments like this in the message boards it's disgusting that special is to be watched and enjoyed. Yeah. They're supposed to get an erection over it.

Well, you're not going to like what they said next. If you're going to break No Nut November, do it for someone hotter. So No Nut November can also lead to sexism. I don't know if you know that. That's messed up. You think you're just an innocent guy That stopped spanking it Well before you know it You're calling girls not hot

Yeah You're fucking You think anybody like It's a slippery slope You think anybody broke No Not November For those Pelosi That Pelosi pic

With the jugs Yes I can't take it I do I do think that someone Spanked it out I think multiple people did Oh for sure

Well here's the real question Is did most of the people That spanked it out. I think multiple people did. Oh, for sure. Well, here's the real question. Did most of the people that spanked it to that photo, were they over 45 or under 45? Good question. Because you probably have more people spanking the younger. Yeah. But you'd like to think that a 55-year-old guy, those jugs actually could be doing it for him.

I don't know. I think that if you're into those jugs, that's like you're just into those your whole life. Yeah, but she's an old woman, right? But that's what I'm saying. You've probably been into the old woman since you're like... You think that's a fetish.

That's a fetish. So you think that there's not guys that are 60 that actually genuinely think like a 60-year-old woman does it for them? But she's like 80. Okay, she's 80. Yeah, so you're like maybe an 80-year-old guy, but you're like, if you're a 60-year-old dude,

and you're like, yeah, I just love... That might be a treat for you at 80, though. You're like, ooh, my own age, and this sort of jug's kicking. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, oh, I don't have to do girls. I finally found an 80-year-old that's like in my gear. How badly do you think a strip club would do

if it was only women over 70? Do you think there could be one of them in the biggest city? Could New York sustain one? They'd have to be in Florida, like near the retirement home. I guess, yeah. I guess, yeah. It's hard for those girls to do the dances, though. I guess you'd feel sad, though, too.

It would feel extremely sad. You go, boys, let's go to the fucking Pe the fucking peelers you show up and it's just all grandmas that is maybe the saddest i mean sometimes when you go to those sad strip clubs and there is like a woman there you go like oh she's probably like in her 50s the older she's on the like almost done this career yeah or she isn't getting out anytime ever yeah yeah she's getting pushed out yeah or she's just like, yeah, they don't pay her. They're not going to fire her.

Like, whatever. She's on tips. She only eats what she kills. Can't kill much. That's probably one of the reasons why the old woman Rippers isn't good. But they would have to find, like, new school, like, moms that started at 60

because they're, like, going through a new empowerment. Sure. They'd have to make it, like, you know what i mean i mean i guarantee you the liberation fucking hot there must be a stripper in the united states that's over 60 no question of course but she's probably one of those like super hot like you know she's like a model and all has all the plastic surgery and and she's probably yeah also little extras coming from her.

You know what I mean? That's how she stays in the game. Of course you have to compensate. If you're getting older, you need to start. You're not, you're not just doing rips. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Is it because we're such a, just a misogynistic culture? Is that why we can't have a all grandma strip club? Is that just misogyny? Well, it's because it's stuff like no, not November.

You, again, it really is a slippery slope. You're just like, yeah, I'll take a month off nutting. Yeah, next thing you know, you're in a chat group talking about joining the black Israelites. This girl probably spanks it so much, though, too. The sexologist who's so against this.

She goes, there's also the language showing. There's language focused on showing your power and winning is rooted in misogyny. So that's another fun one, that winning is rooted in misogyny. So that's another fun one that winning is rooted in misogyny. Of course, because women are losers. You're losers. And purity culture. It does not make you a failure to masturbate. I mean, it does if you're trying to win this challenge.

It definitely depends on what you're doing. Yeah, but this one coming would be a really crappy mom. Because what you want is her to just like leave it alone yeah like what you don't want is your mom coming in your room telling you like listen son i know you're spanking it and you should be and you go mom i just don't want to talk about this you go you right hand guy you left hand guy you ever try the stranger i mean i'm gonna give you i'm gonna show you some literature and it's just literature on how to do the stranger.

Son, son, come here. Give me your hand. She sits on it. Yeah. Or like she's like, you know, in October she goes, son, so I've been hearing about this no, no thing. And I just want to make sure you're not going to be participating in anything like this. Anything bad like that?

Yeah. I know. I see you've been going to the gym a lot recently, and your bed has been made. Your browser history has been cleared. Yeah, I've been looking at your browser. You're getting all A's in school, and you're doing really well in sports.

I just want to make sure you're not going to fall into this ideology of no, not. And then literally he comes home from high school or whatever, and all the pinup models are on his walls, fall into this you know this ideology of no not and then like literally like the wrong crowd comes home from high school or whatever and just like all the pinup models are like on his walls and it's like she put them there like she's trying to bait him into jerking off it's like it's like he comes home it's like there's some chicks there's like who's this it's like a prostitute the mom hires yeah the idea of like she doesn't want her son hanging out with the wrong crowd with the wrong crowd these guys that aren't spanking it so she's just dropping little things just everywhere there's just like tissues and fucking lube everywhere son

now listen i don't want you not house this is a nut house i This is a nut house. I don't want you hanging out with these guys that aren't cranking them. Oh, God. Yeah. You know, we could do it together. Hold my hand. No. Stop. Mom, stop it.

And the deeper message propelling No Nut November is also anti-porn. So that's the other thing. They're losing some revenue to the girls that they're spanking for. Yeah. Oh, because this is liberal feminism, so they love porn so they go like you're taking money out of the only fans hosting up that's exactly what they're saying yeah yeah like if you're like a only fans creator like november now is like the actual the dip month should have historically been like the second best month they ate up to december and now they're fucking up their revenues

the sexologist probably Has one of her own Probably You know I'm gonna give you A credit card I only want you to use it For emergencies

Like for Emergency only fan accounts Yeah I only want you to use it For emergency only fan accounts So That's what's going on With this girl

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Remember I said last week. What was that? One of the genders. What was that one? Okay, I'll say the three first. I don't even know. Like, nobody knows. Well, the thing was...

I couldn't find that one. It's on the list. So basically what happened is the San Francisco is trying to get something through where basically if you're if you're like any of the it's a pilot program so there's a lot of cities that are doing they're doing pilot programs with uh universal basic income and so they're just doing one but you have to be trans so they're basically five people yeah in all of san francisco will get uh i think 1200 a month i knew that it was probably like a little more overblown than what's actually happening yeah by the way crazy that this is not a fucking tv show oh my god yeah like if this imagine there's a tv show competing for who gets

the universal basic income and you have to prove that you're the wackiest gender wackiest gender only 55 you have to assume there's five. It'll be like American Idol. There's 10,000 applicants. We got to whittle it down. 55 wacky genders enter the room. Yeah. Yeah. Jordan Peterson's one of the judges.

What the hell is that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What gender? No, that's what happens. They flip it at the end because Jordan Peterson, the ones that pissed him off the most, that's who gets accepted to the pilot program. Just like bags of cash. Like, of cash, like one of those ones.

Just tables with bags of cash. Yeah, they dump it on them. Yeah, they dump it on them. At the end. But some of these were fucking I've never heard before. There was a couple that we went through in our other thing, but they listed off all the ones that you're allowed to be. And most of them, a lot of them aren't trans, by the way.

They're just like other things. They go, like some of them a lot of them aren't trans by the way yeah they're just like other things they go like some of them they go um first of all brother boy that's a gender so you go are you trans you go no i'm brother boy which to me that actually did sound like a young black israelite what's up brother boy like before your brother man before your brother boy? Like, before you're brother man, before you're, like a black man, before you're brother man, you have to graduate from brother boy. Brother boy. You must be brother boy first. Brother boy, brother boy, brother boy.

Let me rap for you for a second. It's funny because you're like, yeah, some of these I haven't heard of. And then, like, literally everybody at home is watching me like, yeah, because they're fake. They made them up last week. That's why you haven't heard of them.

You don't think brother boy is a real thing? I don't think brother boy is a real thing i don't think brother boy is a real thing there's like when we were going through the flag that's what the fuck are the flag had some of the ones from here great gender is one of the ones in the flag that one but this has some new ones that weren't in the flag which is also begs the second question when are they getting in the flag yeah oh they'll get in the flag there's probably a new flag already well brother boy apparently is not that it's uh that was just like you're trans but you're aboriginal okay so that's all it is gotcha because they're saying they get there they have their own term so it's like two spirit i guess that's so brother boy actually wasn't that crazy but another one is a man of transgender experience which what do you think that one is like that's different than trans man so what it is is you're

a trans man but you don't like to be called transgender because you're like well i'm just a man i'm not a trans man so you call yourself man of trans so they just made up their own term different from the other one but the like to say that you go so they're like i'm not a cisgender man i'm a man who is cisgender like right well there's because i i guess the end of this i the goal for the gender people is they want to go from being like a transgender man to a biological man like they just want to straight up be like i'm a biological man yeah i've always been a biological man nothing to see here so i feel like that's brother boy yeah i'm not some brother boy so that seems like that's in between trans man, man of transgender experience. This is sort of one step in the right direction. And the next one is going to be biological.

But you know what man of trans experience really sounds like? Your boy who dabbles. Like, I think JJ is a man of trans experience. Totally, totally. Yeah, that's like you give to your dude. You call your buddies that. Is he into that sort of thing? Let's just say he's a man of trans experience.

Let's just leave it at that. How many people do we think are going to apply for this? You're sort of a man of boobie experience. The best one by far, well, maybe you'll disagree, but to me, the best one is gender outlaw. Gender outlaw is funny. How does that not 55 gender outlaws win it? You know what I mean?

I don't think one single man of transgender experience. I go 55 gender outlaws win it you know what i mean yeah it's like not i don't think one single man of transgender experience i go 55 gender outlaws if i was picking i would guess do you think there's any chance that they're gonna have any overlap like is there gonna be two of anything or do they go one we already have a gender out five different so you and the other gender outlaw have to i think we know how that happens. You go, listen, we already got our gender outlaw, so I guess you both take five steps back. I guess you're going to have to duel. Sorry, boys.

Who's drawing first? Or men of transgender experience. The gender outlaw. Yeah, you do a better one. A rainbow tumbleweed comes by yeah but yeah they go he cut the gender outlaw is sort of the cowboys are the original gender outlaws that's why they call their wife part their partner what's up partner you know how good is that the cowboy that like he calls his wife he calls his wife his partner but just

because he's and she's like mad about it and she's like why don't you call me your wife or girlfriend he goes yo my partner because you know i'm just like tommy's my partner and you're my partner everybody's partner partner yeah but he's just very he's using progressive you know what i mean what the fuck well i'll just she's like but aren't you married? He's like, well, I do have a partner. I mean, I don't. I got a partner. You never told me you were married. Well, what do you mean?

I mean, I goddamn told you I was at the house with my partner the other day. Is this a bad Southern cowboy? Yeah, it's not terrible. Maybe I can do my Southern. How do cowboys talk? Hey, what's up there, partner? Well, I do. Yeah, that's good.

Well, yeah, so you're like leaving the prostitute's house in the morning and your wife comes. She goes, you didn't tell me you have a wife. She goes, well, I'm damn well mentioned that I had to be home for my partner's dinner. Oh, you know my partner. She get all for me. Well, I told you that it was my partner's birthday yesterday. You go, well, yeah, I didn't know that. It's like, do you not believe in saying gender inclusive language?

Yeah, you bigot. This even has a name of a show. I'm a gender outlaw, so that's why I only refer to any girl as a partner. The name of this is like, it's called Gift. It should be called Gender Outlaw. But it's called Gift, guaranteed income for transgender people. It even has game show vibes. it's called gift should be called gender outlaw but it's called gift guaranteed income for transgender people like even has game show vibes like it's called gift like maybe we call it the gift the gift 20,000 or 250,000 people apply only 55 selected only 55 selected will we have the gender outlaw? Will we have the brother man?

Rap for me for that money. Or do we get the man of transgender experience? I've dabbled. I've dabbled. Get on in here. Get on in here. Yeah, and they're all just sort of like the one guy's playing with his guns. He's flipping them around.

But they're dildos. But the two dildos and the oysters. This thing is insane. Two big dildos in the oysters. This thing is insane. Two big dillies in the oyster. I definitely like the idea of, you know, you come to the saloon and you go,

hey, who's that hot, broad over here? That's a girl, right? And you go, we don't ask them shots of questions around these pots,

sonny boy. Should we apply? What would you be? Gender outlaw? Yeah. No, you might be a dummy boy. Sure. A fucking dummy boy. Should we apply? What would you be? Gender outlaw? Yeah. No, you might be a Demi boy. Sure.

A little fucking Demi boy. That's fine. That means there's guys who like Demi Moore. Guys who spanked it to Demi Moore when she was in G.I. Dream. This one's just like a Demi. Demi boy is like all of them. We're just sort of a mix of whatever.

Yeah. Xeno gender. Actually, it says just sort of a mix of whatever. Yeah. Xenogender. Actually, it says, I'm reading it right here, it says they'll prioritize the enrollment of transgender,

non-binary, gender non-conforming and intersex people who are also black, indigenous, people of color. So it's going to be like so it's going to be

a lot of brother boys. Yeah, a lot of brother boys. So brother boys are at sort of an advantage. Gender outlaws, I think, is mostly a white thing Gender outlaw

Doesn't seem like It's that good I'm envisioning Just like a gay Hells Angels They just don't want To be redefined Yeah

I envision more like a biker You a biker? Yeah Gender outlaws to me Are like They have like A female Be like turn in your patch

Yeah You're kind of right You've disgraced the club What did they do it's like well he's a guy and he wore jeans

that's a that's a he lost his chaps disrespected the whole crew yeah you catch like someone doing like a very gendered activity and they lose their

outlaw patch you know what I mean yeah totally it just like goes to like a Giants baseball game he goes to yeah he goes to watch like the football he watched Mondayay night football with some boys and you go you're out of the gang yeah it's like a gender follow the law yeah it's this is uh do you know what

xenogender is i don't know what any of these are i mean dude like i ain't even heard that i'm trying to think of when did you even hear the term cisgender? Six years ago. Yeah. Like that's fucking brand new. Well, but it's funny that they just had to put this on the thing. I think faggot was one. Did you see that?

I swear there was a list. I can't find the list. It's very hard to find, too. I had to go through quite the process to find it. So I'm trying to look for it. Good luck, pal. I can't find it. No, I was very trying to find it. And then there's all these ones, but they good luck, pal. Yeah, I can't find it. No, it was very difficult to find.

I was trying to find it earlier. And then there's all these ones, but they're zoomed out and then you screenshot it and you zoom it and you can't read it. I honestly feel like they took it off the site because they were getting dunked on too hard. It was hard to read it. So xenogender is good though.

You cannot be, this cannot be contained by human understanding of gender. That's like a Scientology thing. It's like a xenogender. Yeah, I guess. I guess it's xenu not xeno so they're they more relate to the genders of animals plants and creatures but it's like and it's like a computer gender you know what i mean computer gender yeah but so it's ironic because computers are pretty oh i found it you found the list yeah xenogender is like you have that you're sort of like a plant yeah yeah faggot is one i told you

that's no that's under sexual orientation that's crazy that's like like you're going to like now you're applying for like a you know a grant a cbc grant or something in Canada. And you go, we just need your sexual orientation. You go, I'm a faggot. It's crazy, right? Crazy. Crazy.

I guess that's in the camp of trying to take this stuff back. Scoliosexual is one of them. You got the list. I got the whole list. You got your hands on the list. I got my hand on the list. We're about to do some damage. You know what some of them are? It's just boy is one.

Boy. And so that's just like a butch lesbian who's black. They call it boy. You know what's crazy is they have sex assigned at birth. They have six options. Sex assigned at birth. So we're 10 years removed from there just being two sexes. There's six options.

There's female, male, intersex, unknown, which is crazy. Unknown. Your guess is as good as mine. I don't know. You want to fill this part out? Yeah. Not recorded and then declined. It's like a credit card.

Unknown is wild. Unknown. Unknown where you go straight up. You're not even like you don't care to say that's like how that's like the hood bill guys when they're asked if they're in a relationship yeah totally go i'm gonna click unknown unknown yeah yeah no i say yeah the girls pass you the thing will you be my valentine yes or no unknown you're like filling out like a credit card thing he's like have you ever uh declared bankruptcy and you're like unknown unknown i would definitely like by the way is this a life hack okay in bankruptcy why why can you do this so if you have like a super high high risk stuff right okay you have a business that's like you're potentially gonna like go bankrupt and all this sort of stuff is if you give like a ton of your wealth to your like mom for example right

yeah which a lot of you know a lot of rappers do that and stuff like that you like buy your mom five houses let's say right can you go bankrupt still personally and then but your mom still has all that stuff like right i mean if you did it before and you're not trying to like shield your assets from bankruptcy right right like like like sam bankman freed bought all this stuff for his like he bought apparently 300 million dollars of nasa bahamas properties and they're like a lot like he bought his parents like a place that's why i'm bringing it up yeah he's gonna they're gonna have to give it back it's gonna get clawed back okay so that was what i was asking actually yeah and you just answered so no no no you can't pull he can't pull that off well no in something like a criminal bankruptcy stuff like that like so for example the bernie madoff thing right what happened is because i don't know

if you know this and a lot of people don't know this like if he bought his kids a house before like do they take his kids house back yeah for something like a criminal bankruptcy because they bought it was one thing if it's an act it's like a normal bankruptcy where you go like, hey, we just got it over our heads. But like with the Bernie Madoff thing, for example, because nobody's actually technically now lost money from Bernie Madoff, right? Everybody was made whole or I think almost every person. I thought you said they weren't. No, they were. every person i thought you said they weren't no they were because what happened is that there was people because bernie made us whole thing was like i pay you 15 a year or 20 a year on your

money right uh so you give him you know whatever millions of dollars and you're making all this money the people who were getting money every month for 25 years they went to them and go you owe us all that money back oh yeah like if you were like hey i've been invested with bernie madoff for 25 years and you're the top of the pyramid yeah you were part you were participating in this ponzi scheme they go look you get to keep your principal we're not clawing that back but any profits you made from this you don't get you stole it from other people so i'm sure there were people who were like yeah i don't have that money anymore i go that's too bad they take it back from their kids i mean they get it back unless

you or they force you maybe to declare bankruptcy but like but like would they go to like someone bought their mom a house that didn't even really know they were involved in the pyramids game then they just go and like take your mom's house away i'll give you a really good example with the bernie maddow thing is so there was probably like retirees for example so you're like here's my nest egg but i need income so they gave their nest egg to bernie maddow they lived off of the income the whole thing basically went tits up and then they went and go we're basically taking your but I need income. So they gave their nest egg to Bernie Madoff. They lived off of the income. The whole thing basically went tits up and then they went in and go, we're basically taking your whole principle

to cover all the income. Like you just spent all the money. You just didn't realize it. But so then they take all your money to pay back anything you got in like a distribution. So now it's like you went from, oh, I have $3 million in this thing to I have zero. Well, they're like, I got $3 million

and I was getting 600600,000 a year. And then they go, we're just taking all of that back. Because you were never allowed to get that money to begin with. You were. So, yeah, they'll be here. Well, that's what they're saying with the. That's almost worse than being Bernie Madoff. Because Bernie Madoff, when you're running the big scam, you are always in the back of your head.

You're like, you know, this could fall apart at any moment. Like, I'm playing with fire. If you're just a normal person that thinks he has some hot investment like you don't you don't really kevin bacon like lost most of his money in the bernie madoff thing what yeah that just came out recently actually what yeah he said he lost most of his money seven degrees yeah yeah he said he lost most of it in the uh all his acting money just his money i mean it's just his money money's fungible it's just his money but yeah he lost a lot of it i think part of it was clawbacks too i think part of it was they came for the proceeds because i think if you're someone who lost all your money then it's like

you go well yeah that's fair but then if you're those people probably feel it's not fair but you're like so they most people got their money back? Yeah. I think it's over 90... I want to say over 95% of funds have been returned. What? Yeah. It was something crazy where you go like... I didn't know that. Yeah, but...

I thought you said it doesn't. No, but I guarantee you the people who had to get those clawbacks feel like they're the victims now. They are a little bit. I mean, I'm sure Kevin Bacon didn't think like, hey, I'm in a pyramid scam. He thinks that. No, he doesn't think so.

I agree. And some people might have been like living, not beyond their means, but they were living like this money was a sure thing or whatever. And then they don't realize that they're like, yeah, we're coming and taking all the rest of your money to cover all this money that we gave you.

Yikes. Yeah. I found the thing. So this is under their- Found what thing? The list, FTX. So we got MTX- Okay, what's FTX as a gender?

Or is that what you're telling me? Nobody knows. It's just, it's called that. It's all these Hawaiian, it might be a Hawaiian thing or like a two- A lot of them are that. They're just like,

hey, you're trans, you're Italian. There's intergender, there's Maverick, our favorite. Yeah, I didn't want to go through the ones we already did but uh anyways it goes uh xanath x gender mtx ftx that's what's ftx so look it up that's me it's people who've been fucked by sam bankman freed i'm ftx i'd like 1200 a month please you've been you've been screwed by people of all genders i've been gaped so hard by fucking Sam Bankman for years.

You identify as a bankrupt company. There's Bakla. You're a crypto- Mahou. Fafini. That's still, I have a list. That's still my favorite thing, though, the idea of Danny,

a girl saying that she wanted a bull a a bull i know a guy being like he wants a bull to come have sex with his wife and then danny comes in to have sex and he's like god i'm not the bull we were expecting and you go and you go oh we're going to the moon baby yeah you go we're going to the moon baby you go what's the deal you go oh no he's a crypto bull he's just a general bully oh he's a crypto bull. Crypto bull. He's just a general bull. You go, oh. He's a crypto bull. Just, he had sex with your wife while the whole time being like, oh, buddy, you can't lose with Gum Rocket. Okay, so I just looked it up.

Can't lose with Gum Rocket. FTX is female to expansive. Not fat female, I guess. Female to expansive. Okay, so you're denoting a person assigned as a female at birth and identifies as non-binary. Just a big girl. We're calling every chick who identifies as non-binary, not non-binary. We're calling them FTX.

I like it. This is very triggering for me. As someone who lives in Brooklyn, New York. As someone who also, every chick in Brooklyn is FTX now? Fuck that. That's half the women in New York. You're a abuser. Half the women in New York are FTX.

Identify as your abuser. Identify as the company that fucked me? Fuck that. That is a hill I'm going to die on, by the way. If someone goes refer to me by my correct identity, I'm FTX. I go, no, lady. You are not. Yeah, this is your Jordan Peterson moment.

Yeah, I go, I will not refer to you as FTX. I will not refer to you as FTX. You know how it's like there's 90, no, there's, so they're like, they're saying there's 68 genders, right? That's in the thing. Yeah. And then you're like, you're the Ben Shapiro of there's only 67 genders. Um, excuse me. There's actually only 66 genders yeah yeah you just you deny one

single gender but how did we get to the point where non-binary is not cutting it anymore i don't know i think that some all it takes is one person to say one thing they've had this made the list but like they must have cut a 200 yeah so there was the thing with the shooter and then apparently the shooter the colorado the shooting gay club said they're non-binary or whatever and then cnn basically you sent me the video but cnn was kind of like well apparently they're saying they're non-binary i don't know if they actually are blah blah and it was just like well a lot of people were saying that i know but it's just funny because you're just like funny for cnn to pick and choose when you're weird so then you could just kind of

pick it then huh you go oh it's like so some people there is an incentive sometimes for people to just say this stuff weird no only this one yeah only this one time ever otherwise this is a totally real thing stud is a is a black lesbian they're called the Studs. That's a pretty good one. All the ones that are like black things have the coolest names. Yeah, they have the cool names. And then, yeah, Genderfuck is one. Genderfuck? Fucking Genderfuck.

Yeah, Genderfuck. So you know what that one is? It's when you're like, it's like the guys that rock around Brooklyn that look like you, but they have a skirt on. Yeah, yeah. I see those a lot. That's a big look. Super hairy-legged dude. Yeah, yeah. Super, like they dude like super like they're not straight up like they look like greek or

something like they're like the or like iranians or whatever yeah they're like super hairy like the full a lot of that body suit but you have a dress on and like lipstick that's it yeah that's that's gender fuck apparently crazy that that was like that was non-binary 18 months ago that's gender fuck apparently crazy that i was like that was non-binary 18 months ago that's gender fuck gender fuck uh and then another funny one was gender creative which they're saying that's like a child that's like a tomboy like they're saying that's a one for children basically like gender creative is like a kid that like you know a girl that likes baseball for example right but it's like we have a why does that need to be on the list for people getting the universal basic income if it was for children well because they probably are adults who identify as children identify as a gender creative children all right yeah gender fuck anyway

some good new ones gender outlaws my favorite by far yeah and a hundred people send me that so one's just aggressive what's aggressive oh yeah if you have a couple more yeah we don't just just says aggressive. They're all a little aggressive. Crazy one of them is tomboy too because that's like so many people who are like lesbians. I know.

Or like girls who are like, yeah, I was a tomboy and when I was a kid, like if I was a kid now, I would have had like a mastectomy even though I was just like a tomboy. Now you're going to be a tomboy.

Now you're just back to being a tomboy. I hope they keep coming up with more though because I'm liking it. Gender outlaw. If if it was me it'd be 55 gender outlaw i mean my yeah i really like the idea someone's filling this out and they're having like a total meltdown because they're not one of these 97 like they're like you fucking bigots like they're probably like there and there are there must be someone who's looking at this thing oh i'm not on here you're not gonna what is my am i not valid is my identity not valid what's yours i yeah like freaking bert's gender and they're like well is there one you're close to and they're like yeah maybe like i'm a leaf yeah it's maybe brother boy but i'm not i'm not

brother girl i'm not quite brother girl it's not i'm not really the plant one because i more identify as a single blade of grass sexually like there's one that's femme f-e-m and then there's one that's femme f-e-m-m-e like the idea that someone's like i'm not a femme i'm a femme you know okay let's get that let's get you into some of those padded walls. You know what I mean? Yeah. They need one for old people that are trans. You know what I mean?

Like fucking dust gender or something. Dust gender. What's that? I'm like over 70 and I'm also trans. This was actually the old trans people. Some of them, like the OGs who really went through some shit. They don't like this stuff. They just hate this.

There's a big gender dynamic difference difference yeah yeah yeah they go back in my day us trans people just were the opposite sex yeah i do remember saying probably ones are identifying as a anything crystal ball i mean just from a like a math perspective the moment that you remove the binary you just open up infinite possibilities literally infinite i literally keep them coming yeah like it's just like the moment you get rid of two you go there's more than two you're like well then there's infinity and they're really like although doing that there is a lot of these that just include everything else like gender outlaw should just be like you know anything that could include everything sure i guess yeah tell that to

somebody who's like one of these other things though and they would be like are you are you mental no it's not i'm not a gender outlaw yeah yeah yeah i mean i went through a little bit of a phase where i maybe thought i might be a gender like like you say that you're like with certainty but they're like yeah no not gender outlaw yeah they're like i'm not even close to a gender i don't have one friend who's a gender outlaw yeah like butch boys that's so yeah your dad being like oh uh this is samantha it's a gender outlaw it's like oh my fucking god dad i'm a brother boy now jesus fucking christ you can't tell that i'm a brother boy but it really is it's just like the moment they crack that binary thing and they go all right infinite and it really it's expanding

like the universe it's just like the it's just like that was the big bang where they had one more and then it's just now it just expands indefinitely have you seen um how like we have some friends that are like the spicy twitter people because they hire comedians to be the the twitter people yeah but uh tampax everyone was flipping out but like it was like i honestly i'm on the side of the people that are flipping out because basically they posted um they're about periods and they go hey uh you're in her dms we're in them we're not the same and it was like uh one of the spicy twitter people it's like it's like how slim jim is going crazy i hate it what was the other one radio shack because ty lopez bought it or something yeah so then he bought

radio shack for like you know probably a million bucks because it's not worth sharing anymore and then he's just like just go crazy ass tweets no i i the the like spicy company tweets that are cool like it actually drives me nuts that it works too like when when they get all the meme pages posting it like oh my god look how funny arby's is and it's like the wendy's can suck a dick like totally because because it was like it is funny the idea that like a professional company is tweeting this but now that it's been going on for four years and everyone does it, it's no longer funny. It's just like, oh, you have a quirky Twitter guy. It's a corporate strategy.

Yeah. Okay. I got it. But the first person who did it, it was kind of like, that's kind of funny. Yeah. Or sometimes like, you know, sports teams will like go back and forth and it's funny. Like sports teams will like on Twitter, they'll go back and forth as the team or something. or something and you know that's kind of funny or whatever yeah that's i don't know the nhl whoever took over their twitter only post like literally right now it's like protect trans kids like that's

all that's all the nhl posts yeah hockey's got a bit of a reputation problem at the moment but yeah the the and then everyone's like so funny because if you follow a different hockey page like if you follow like a non-hockey all but no no nhl hockey page is like uh you know protect trans people and then any other just like hockey page is dudes just beating the shit out of each other while some guy in the crowd is like fucking shotgunning a beer and you're like these two things could not be more different i know but it's like the nhl trying to do that it really is you go who are you kidding it's your uh have you ever seen um uh the movie uh not twins but the one with danny devito and arnold sports nigger where arnold sports nigger is junior uh he basically it might be junior but

he's like pregnant living the second life so he's basically a nerd scientist oh and then he has a second life right and you have literally the biggest man in the world not junior when he gets pregnant he's a spy oh so he's a spy in the movie and you have the strongest man in the world peak like athleticism and they just put glasses on him in a shirt that he's oh spy in the movie and you have the strongest man in the world peak like athleticism and they just put glasses on him and a shirt that he's popping out of. Oh yeah, that was the one with Jamie Lee Curtis. Yes.

With the scene where he comes up in the jet at the end. Uh-huh. True Lies. True Lies. Sick movie. Yeah, yeah, True Lies is sick. Jamie Lee Curtis is not in there. But it's like he really like,

he's trying to live this other life where he's like, yeah, I'm just like a scientist. You know what I mean? It's like the most like unbelievable. If your wife was like, yeah, he just goes to his nerdy science job. It's like, well, why is he the strongest man in the world then?

He's like so ridiculous. You know what I mean? When does he work out? That's the NHL with these tweets. Pretty much. The NHL is that, trying to put a pair of glasses on and be like, I'm just a nerdy intellectual. That's them being NHL being like, what do you mean?

We're just this, uh, we're just this activist organization. I mean, the thing with the NHL that is maybe the most bizarre is I guess they just have to do it because they, they have had all these scandals recently with like the whole Canada, um,

like hockey Canada board of governors. And they were like allowing all this like sex stuff or whatever. Be like, it's not like none of this is helping their bottom line or affecting it. Like people are still going to watch the Edmonton Oilers play. They don't care about any of this. 99% about any of this bullshit. It's not like football where people aren't going there because I don't think

they've really like, it hasn't been a contagion with the players. Like none of the players are really doing it. So it's like, I think if you go watch the games, they're not... I feel like it's not shoving in people's faces enough where they quit. It's like you just unfollow

the Twitter, I guess. I guess, yeah. But they're trying to do this. But in football, people were boycotting. With the Kaepernick stuff? Yeah. You're not seeing any of that stuff with hockey. I promise you, the people who were boycotting Kaepernick five years ago aren't anymore. I agree with that too.

Yeah, they're like... But the ratings were sort of down a little bit. Yeah, but that had factors. They were like, they added an extra game because it was like just... I think they... You're probably right.

Yeah. I don't have the stats on this. I bet you the NFL's ratings right now are as good revenue as high as they've ever been. I think you're probably right. So it really is the one thing that you can probably mess

because it's not even like there's two leagues there's i mean it's a monopoly right that's monopoly they all do they just do the thing to not get in trouble yeah i guess but it's like it doesn't like like what is it okay so let's just say you're a company trying to sell something right and i get that you do that to drum up publicity maybe but it's like you're not getting any people that you know are into that stuff but it's like you're not getting any people that are into that stuff where they're just like, yeah, thank you for someone tweeting this. NHL, what is that? Hey, have you heard of this hockey thing?

We should go to a game. Like what is even the – what does it help? Yeah. What do you think? I think they just – no, it doesn't. So what's the purpose of it? It's just you do the thing that doesn't, you do the super safe thing because you're like.

But wouldn't the safer thing just be nothing? No, because there's the tiny fraction of people who call you out for like not being. But I think people do get like annoyed with this stuff to some degree. But nobody is getting annoyed to the extent that they're going to not like hockey anymore. Okay, so you think that by...

They just say like, they roll their eyes and go... Yeah, exactly. But we still watch it. Yeah, like you're not... I don't not like hockey because like the thing I've liked for 20 years. People might buy a little bit less stuff. Maybe. If they're like, hey, all our stuff's all rainbow now and all that.

Yeah. Maybe I'm not going to buy a jersey. They're pandering to... Yeah, I don't think they do that. Although's interesting with the world cup i don't know if you saw that the english team wanted to i think it was the english team wanted to wear a rainbow armband in qatar yeah and then their fifa was like no i know no you can't do that they were sort of putting their foot down i mean it would probably be like a a scandal in qatar i mean they're like yeah i don't know why don't you give us those armbands we'll put them off

people we'd fucking throw off of balconies yeah or something i don't know but it was they were like yeah we're gonna do that and they go yeah i don't know exactly what happened but someone sent me this and there was some version of like uh at the games that where people have to wear like the face coverings and stuff like that. There was dudes there that were doing a chant face out for the boys. Face out for the boys. Yeah. I mean,

yeah, it's a different, it's a different culture. It's a different culture, I guess. You think so? Yeah. I don't know if that was the best idea to give them a world cup,

but well, that, yeah, I could just kind of shows the hypocrisy or whatever. I mean, they so. Yeah. I don't know if that was the best idea to give them a world cup, but well, that, yeah, I could just kind of shows the hypocrisy or whatever. I mean, they don't care. FIFA is just giant. I just,

I still just don't get what the benefit is of the NHL trying to be like, Hey, we're, we're on par with like Huffington post. Like I get it every now and then where something's big, but just like the random tweets, like, you know,

just like how the women's organization, like their thing is just like every day they have to have a new tweet of being like, you know, women are, have it harder or whatever. Right. Like,

why does the NHL get from just probably because they've been hiring for the last 15 years. So, so media people that are like, no, there's just been a push to hire more women. Just period. Like,

so they have a bunch of women that are in charge of that. And then that's like women's stuff and women are like this girl we love this stuff yeah like dude how many people how many women do you think worked at the nhl when we were kids like five five percent yeah it's probably way higher now they're probably like 50 and they're probably aiming for 50 percent they wanted to be 50 of you know behind the scenes people are women so you have just like a ton of chicks that are like involved like any of you

put them places you probably put them in charge of stuff like Twitter I mean have you noticed on Twitter how there's no more everyday national

bullshit day anymore what's remember everyday on Twitter before Elon Musk took over they'd be like

hey today's like national hot dog day today's like national hug a gay person day okay like that was every day on twitter that was probably like 10 people's jobs that bother you that it's not how you think you don't get your favorite day of the year i'm still hugging the gays i don't give a shit you're not gonna stop just because elon musk you do the madonna yeah just because fucking

elon musk thinks that he could just take away my national hug a gay day i'm hugging a gay so that's what because you think that those are all gone because elon musk is like we don't need three people on the i mean also they were just making them up they had like a committee making these up probably making 400 grand a year yeah yeah to just like make up a fake day but like they were trending i remember every day every day that you're right because i remember i'd be like what are these like these aren't and they'd have like multiple days on the same day it'd be like national hot dog day

and like national vegan day sometimes it tricks me because I'll look at my calendar and I'll see like five or six things on my calendar and I'll be like what the fuck did I have this day you know what I mean because I was like booking something and then it's just like they forced all these stupid days into my calendar because the women at Apple are like hey

national water skiing day forced into my calendar like it's because the women at apple are like hey national water skiing day got forced into my calendar totally yeah yeah so okay let's do on the patreon let's do the i'm better looking than my husband that's a good one but this is just one last thing that because on the topic if we sort of did the no nut themed episode yeah uh they did a big article at jpost.com and it said why do you mention you think i don't think so actually believe it or not not jerusalem post no oh maybe it is is that jerusalem post i think jpost is let's see let me just double check this is jerusalem post yeah jerusalem post is jpost so j yeah jerusalem post today jew content i was like

you think too with well that's funny now that that the blacks are Jews is there any way you think we can get February to be Black Jew History Month? Do you think that's why they're doing like now that we're black and Jews are black we'll talk about you know how we always grabbing our crotches. You know how many black comedians have a bit of that?

You know how every dude will be grabbing that crotch. Yeah totally. That's where we're at. Yeah that's what... That would be funny if it just all switched and just like, fellas, fellas, fellas. Hey, fellas, fellas, fellas. And now all the ladies.

The ladies. You know when you're... Is that a good Jewish? Out of the stutter in there? You normally do it pretty well, though. Really? I don't actually have a good one. You're like the Woody Allen, kind of. I'm trying to to you know when you're uh you know when you're having sex

with your uh bitch and you know when you're uh you know when it's a shabbish and you're looking for your coins but you're not allowed to carry your coins fellas fellas fellas yeah classic well i just thought it was such a funny article because they were like they go one of the reasons and I've heard this before like this is why usually when I have articles like this it's like a thing that I've heard before but big girls saying that the reason that men grab their crotch they go sometimes

it is just to adjust you know because your pants are too tight or something like that but they go there's also mental reasons such as strengthening your sense of masculinity and there's so just the idea that dudes, I don't think anyone's ever been in a scenario where you're standing with a bunch of people and it's like, you're feeling like, you know what?

I'm going to fucking show these guys who's the man. Yeah. You're fucking going to grab that puppy right there. Now who's the fucking man? Yeah. It's not even an adjustment. It's not even even an adjustment you just straight up grab like all fucking that's a strength and masculinity you just got your 23 me and back or 23 and me back and they're like yeah you're four percent italian you go fucking right oh yeah oh yeah you go hey um your wife's like

yeah you're a little too feminine you go go, what the fuck now? How about that? Hand on the dick. How's that for feminine? Touching a dick. How do you like that? How do you like that for feminine? I'm touching a penis. They said, and the guys that do feel like they belong to a tribe of people who display this behavior, the penis is a strong symbol of masculinity.

Nice, dude. Sick. Yeah. And so all men in that department and uh that's the message that you you know if you fucking grab your dick in front of people you're making a statement that this is a fucking man's this is a message yeah send it a message but i don't think i've ever i think that i've i've been probably every time i've been adjusting i I don't think that anytime that I've grabbed the dick, it's been to try to flex on the people around me. No, I feel like you're normally just trying to unwrap your balls from around it.

And untie them. Yeah, we've got quite the situation going on here. I've got a bit of a situation. I've got a fucking, my balls are in a knot, and I tied my balls in a bow. My balls are in a knot. All right, peace. Later.